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Booyakasha.
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Even though the world has moved on a lot
since me made this show,
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some things ain't never gonna change.
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You know what I's talkin' about.
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The F word...
racialism.
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Once again, me is the only
black man on the television
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now that Eddie Murphy has died.
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Rest in Peace, brother.
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He was not only an actor,
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but him was also the world's
first black professor.
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The white man, them
couldn't handle his success
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and them tried to put him down
by calling him "nutty."
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Me hope me doing this show will
change things for me brethren,
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and even lead one day
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to there being a black
man in the White House.
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So check out the show,
"The Rezurection of Ali G."
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Brukout dem bashment gyal!
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2x01 - FBI
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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A'ight!
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Peace! Over fifteen murders
happen in the US every second.
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That is a well scary percentage.
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And when the coppers can't handle it,
they call in this special branch,
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called the FB A'ight.
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- So what actually is the FB?
- The FBI is the...
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- A'ight.
- The FBI is...
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- A'ight.
- Is Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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It's about 80 years old.
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It was created in the
early part of this century.
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What is integeration?
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Interrogation really means
questioning a suspect.
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When I need to find some
info, from, like,
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Little Rick or whatever take
his head, put it down,
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and excuse me French,
I do a gaff on his head,
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and then he will speak.
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Do you think you could
use something like that?
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No, we, you know, we...
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when we're trying to
interrogate a suspect,
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we use a certain amount
of psychological pressure.
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But if that failed,
would you not consider
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gaffing on someone's head?
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No. I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
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- It does, I is seen.
- But it doesn't happen nearly as often...
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as the movies would make you think.
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I might suspect that you're
engaging in criminal activity.
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- And you're using a...
- How would you know?
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Well, say one of my informants
tells me. They tell me, you know...
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What? From the...
from Berkshire Police?
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Sure. You know, or someone
on the street that I know
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tells me that they think
that you're selling drugs
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out of your apartment, out of your flat.
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- That ain't true.
- No, but if one of your friends
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tells me that you're selling drugs...
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- Who?
- No, just, pretend...
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for example, if one of your friends
tells me that you're selling drugs,
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- and then another one...
- Is it Dave?
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And another one of your friends
tells me that you're selling drugs,
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then we can take that information
and go to a judge and say,
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"We have reason to believe
that Ali is selling drugs."
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- I ain't... I ain't done it.
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
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Who has been grassin' me out?
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So do you do stuff with the Mafia?
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Yeah, the... we, uh... organized
crime, we refer to it as.
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One of the more
day-to-day kinds of crimes
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that the Mafia is famous for
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is, uh, stealing, uh,
shipments of merchandise.
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- For real.
- So if you... if you and I hijack a truck...
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- A'ight.
- ...full of Tommy Hilfiger sportswear.
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- A'ight.
- If you and I steal that merchandise
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- and sell it on the street...
- Why is you talking about this on camera?
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- Pardon?
- Why is... you know we is being filmed.
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Oh, no, no, sure, but,
I mean, it happens all the time.
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- A'ight.
- This kind of thing goes on all the time.
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I mean, you and I make
about $25,000 a piece.
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Do you wanna talk about
this afterwards, or...
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No, I'm just using this as an example.
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- Ah, all right. Okay.
- Just using it to make a point.
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Okay, so what is third-degree murder?
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If I come walking into my house
and I find you there...
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um...
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- in bed with my wife.
- That ain't never gonna happen.
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I swear to you today.
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I mean, I don't know what
your wife look like, but...
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- No, no, no...
- But hey, no, I swear,
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I would never do that to you, even if...
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- Again, hypothetic...
- Even if you was my worst enemy or whatever,
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- I would never do that.
- Hypothetical.
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I'm so angry when I see this that
I take my gun out, and I shoot you
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- and then I shoot my wife.
- Well, I'd shoot you first.
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Yeah, right, no, but
you don't have a chance
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- 'cause I'm faster than you are.
- For real, I is busy bonin' your missus.
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And I have a gun and you don't!
Right, so that's murder.
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I have no legal right to murder you,
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- because you're in bed...
- Just 'cause I is slippin' one in.
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Check this, we is now in a place
called Hogan's Alley,
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which is part of the FB
training thing, innit?
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Yep. This is FBI Academy's...
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- A'ight.
- ...training complex.
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It was opened in 1987.
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The instructors in Hogan's
Alley will teach you how to...
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- So how would we go in here?
- ...knock on the door and say FBI...
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- And then, like, kick it...
- No, you can't kick.
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You can't kick the doors,
but they'll come in.
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- Once again, you are an employee of the FBI.
- Just like this?
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But, that's in the movies.
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So let's say I get someone here
and I say, "Get down there."
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And then I still got another hand.
And then...
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- it's a bog. It's a bog in here.
- But then someone comes from here
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- to shoot you in the back.
- It's a bog.
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This is not a real person.
I'll just punch him in the face.
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Yeah what are you...
what are you lookin' at?
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What you lookin' at?
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Shut up. Shut up.
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Take that look off your face.
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- What is your job?
- I'm the Assistant Director
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in charge of all the criminal
investigations of the FBI.
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Um... I know you ain't
supposed to talk about it,
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but everyone out there
wants to know about it.
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- What is Studio 54?
- That's a nightclub in New York City.
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For real, but what's in the basement,
if you know what I is saying.
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I don't know what you're...
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You know what I is talking
about... like long bodies,
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massive eyes, tiny nose...
you know, uh...
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dong done in a knot...
you know, big long fingers?
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Uh, is this something
from "The X-Files"?
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Do you ever get calls in about aliens
and all that kind of thing?
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- I've never gotten one.
- Because me mate Ricky C,
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he was coming back
from the Staines Station
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and he was going past
the Elmsleigh Centre
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and he suddenly felt this thing grab him
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and, excuse me French,
go up his exit hole.
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And the next day, he found
himself in this trolley
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at the back, you know, near the buses.
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- How do you explain that?
- I don't.
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I don't know anything about it.
I'm sorry.
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Young people out there, if
they wanna join the FB...
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- Right.
- ...what should they do?
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They should stay away from drugs,
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they should go to college,
and they should study hard.
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And if they is got none of those
three, has they got a chance?
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They don't have much of a chance.
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Yakshemesh.
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Every Englishman must have a hobby.
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Some like to collect the stamp.
Some like to make the jam.
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But the most fun is to kill
a little animal with a shotgun
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or rip him up with a wild dog.
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This why I come to countryside
to find out about English hobbies.
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Jankooey.
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- Hello, you are here on a hunt?
- Yes. Yes, I am indeed.
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And you are...
Why do you not have a horse?
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I can't afford one, quite honestly.
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- Why not?
- I'm retired now, and, um...
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You are a retard?
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- Yes, I'm retired.
- Just like a mongoloid?
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- So you hunt a lot?
- I hunt a lot, yes.
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- You are real man.
- Ah, yes, I am, yes.
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We say, "Man who do
not hunt in Kazakhstan
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is like a man with
no," uh... how you say?
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You'd say with no bollocks, I suppose.
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- Yes, bollocks!
- I shouldn't say that...
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- You have a big bollocks?
- Yes, probably.
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- You have big bollocks?
- Ah, no, don't think so, no.
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- Can I touch them?
- No.
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- Why not?
- That's private.
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It is great.
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We love in Kazakhstan to kill animal.
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- To hunt is so much fun.
- It is much fun. It is much fun.
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It is a great feeling
when you kill an animal.
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It is. It is. It is.
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It make you feel, uh...
like a real man.
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It does. It makes you feel big.
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The Labor Government is so
anti-Britain. I don't understand it.
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- They are proletariat?
- Oh, yes, yes.
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There are many homosexual there?
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Well, there are... some of them are...
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- Yes.
- homosexuals.
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And it seems to be, nowadays...
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you never hear of anything else.
It's dreadful.
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- You only hear about homosexuals.
- Yes, it's awful.
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- You think...
- I mean, it's pathetic.
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You think maybe Blair is a man
who take his clothes off
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and let his khrum go hard
and put it in a man's bottom?
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Not him, no, but some of the
other, um... are doing it.
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And good luck. I hope you win.
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Well, good luck with your communists.
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- Oh, I say, no, thank you.
- What?
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- I am not a man who does this...
- No, I know.
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- I kiss to say thank you.
- Yes, I know, I'm sorry.
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- Oh, twice! Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Oh, dear, no.
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- Why do you like to hunt the fox?
- I do not hunt the fox.
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I think people that hunt the fox
are the scum of the Earth.
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- In Kazakhstan...
- You kill bears!
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- Yes, often.
- He kills bears!
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You kill bears?
That's evil!
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No, in Kazakhstan, we shoot animal.
We do not hunt the fox.
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Well, you shouldn't be talking to us
because we love animals
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- and that's why we're here.
- We love... we love animals, too.
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- Then why do you shoot them?
- Uh, for fun.
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You evil bastard. Piss off.
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You got no bloody brains. Piss off.
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- I do not kill fox.
- But you kill bears?
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There is no more bear in Kazakhstan.
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No, 'cause you've killed them all!
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What does a partridge taste?
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Slightly stronger than chicken.
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- Yes.
- Very nice.
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- You eat the partridge?
- Oh, yes, definitely.
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- You like to eat?
- Yes, definitely..
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- You are a big fat!
- Shh.
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- You are a fat.
- No, I'm not fat.
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- And is this is dead?
- It's dead.
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Hello, Mr. Partridge!
You have a nice day?
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- He's dead.
- No? What does he say?
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Hello, Mister... you
do the voice of him.
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Hello, Mr. Partridge, how are you?
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Ah, very well, Borat, how are you?
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Very good.
You have a nice day today?
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- Lovely.
- And are you from England?
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- Yes.
- And are you English Gentleman?
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- Yes.
- And how many years old are you?
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I don't know.
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So, we say good-bye
from English Partridge shoot.
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Jankooey. Yakshemesh.
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Is it true that you sometimes
has to get shaved for a operation?
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Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes
you need to get shaved
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if you've got a lot of hair in the area
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- where they need to be working.
- For real.
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What operations would you need
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to get your girlfriend
to shave her punani?
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Well, you don't need to get your
girlfriend to shave, you know?
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If you need to be shaved,
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- then they have people that do the shaving.
- For real.
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Me Julie is me bitch at home.
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If she is, like, well ill,
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and she has got the flu or something,
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could I send her into the hospital...
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- Well...
- get her shaved?
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Shaving the pubic hair...
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- A'ight, for real, respect.
- ...doesn't cure much.
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- Yeah, but it helps.
- It doesn't help much.
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Let's talk about a
thing that is well deep.
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Deaf. And I ain't talking about
you is wearing def trainers,
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- or that is a def tune...
- You're talking about death.
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I is talking about D-E-F.
The big thing that happen
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- after you is living.
- You're talking bout death.
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And then before you... you know.
Yeah, in the grave.
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Has you ever seen that?
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I see it more frequently than I care to.
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What does it hactually feel like
being dead?
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- Well, I don't know.
- For real.
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And I don't know
anybody else that knows.
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But you must have had
patients who has been dead.
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- Never had a dead patient live again.
- For real.
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Do you think it would be possible
to bring back Tupac?
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- Tupac? Tupac is dead.
- For real.
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What if they used lightning?
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He's dead. He is now...
in fact, he is more...
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He doesn't even resemble
himself now, you know?
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For real. Sure, he look
different, probably.
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- I ain't seen him.
- His body has returned to the, uh...
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- To Compton.
- ...to Mother Earth.
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But he will never walk again.
He will never live again.
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- He's dead.
- But will he rap?
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We is gonna be talking
about the drug thing.
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Let's start from over here.
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- I mean, that's Moroccan Black, innit?
- Yeah.
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How much would this
cost you on the street?
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About ã60, ã70.
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A'ight, but you'd probably
be getting ripped off
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- if you had to pay that much.
- Yeah.
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- I mean, you can get it cheaper then that.
- Okay.
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So, what is the names for it?
I mean, we all know
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it's called the bionic,
the bong, the puff, the black, the herb,
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the sensei, the chronic, the
sweet Mary Jane, the shit,
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the bomb, the ganja,
the reefer, the bud,
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the Buddha, the homegrown,
the ill, the Maui Maui,
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the method, the pot,
the shake, the skunk,
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the stress, the tide, the wacky.
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But is there any other terms
that parents should be aware of?
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Apart from blow... lots of...
lots of names.
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Draw.
And what is its affects?
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Uh, you can go paranoid,
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which means you think people
or things are coming at you.
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- A'ight.
- It makes your heart race.
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Your blood pressure can go low,
so you can feel a bit woozy sometimes.
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It's got a lot of medical
effects on the body.
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- And is there any negative effects?
- Well, those are negative effects.
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- So, so far, this stuff is all legal.
- Uh, no, it's not.
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Well, these, no, but if
you is got it in your home,
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- then that is cool, innit?
- It's all against the law.
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But if you is using it for
personal use or whatever,
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it is legal if you is got, like,
half a kilo or something like that?
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I wouldn't like to try that on.
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All right, what if it's your religion?
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Then you have to convince
the court it's your religion.
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But let's say someone
don't look like a Rasta,
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but they is got a couple
of Bob Marley records
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and is got one of those hats
with dreads attached or whatever,
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do you think that that would
get them off in a court?
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Don't think so.
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- All right, and which drugs is class A?
- Class A drugs are the...
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well, mainly the heroin
and cocaine type of drugs.
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Does Class A absolutely guarantee
that they is better quality?
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No, it doesn't... nothing
to do with quality.
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You can have total crap.
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- Okay. So what is these?
- Um... chemical name is
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34 methylene dioxy-methamphetamine.
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- A lot of people call it ecstasy.
- Ain't the most worrying thing
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about these, though, that it actually
make you enjoy house music?
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- Yeah, you enjoy music, yep.
- Is there a chemical inside it
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that actually make you
dance like a bell end?
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- Yep, it makes you dance.
- What is that chemical called?
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Well, it is... it's the ecstasy.
It's the actual chemical itself.
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How many Es can you take in one night
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and still be safe, if you has to do it?
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Uh, some people can take, um,
two or three Es and no problems.
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'Cause I has never ever taken any
drugs, and you can test me piss,
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but I is got a mate
called Dangerous Dave
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and... I ain't gonna say
his family name, obviously,
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but he says that he has taken
22 Es in one night.
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Did he have a headache?
Did he feel...
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Well, he said it was like, you know,
he found it difficult to get to sleep.
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- Yeah.
- But the next day
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he was really buzzin',
and, actually, the people
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on the Egham to Ruislip bus
said that he drove better
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than he ever done it before.
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So, do you think it
can actually help you?
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It wouldn't help you to drive a bus.
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Do you fink it's ever right
to give animals an E?
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Well, if you want to know
more about a substance,
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I'd rather you gave it to
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- a rabbit or a rat...
- Your pet.
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...rather than taking it yourself
and testing it on yourself.
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For real. What if they look sad?
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Do you fink it's right to
give your animal an E then?
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I don't think so.
No, I don't think it would help.
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Because me mate Jazzy F once
fed one to his dog and it went
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mental and started barking
and then tried to bone the cat.
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- Is that kind of thing possible?
- It's quite possible, yeah.
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One tablet is a lot for a dog.
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Which is the type of acid
that actually make you fly?
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No acid makes you fly.
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- But ain't there...
- Acid may make you think you fly.
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But ain't there one?
'Cause me mate Dave said
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he took this type and
he flew all around the room
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and then his mum told him to
get some ciggies from the shop,
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and he actually flew there
down Egger Meyer Street,
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- you know, near the buses, and flew back,
- Okay. Yeah.
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and was back in, like,
five seconds or whatever,
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- but he'd forgotten to buy the ciggies.
- Well, that's the answer, isn't it?
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You think things are happening
to you, you may think you can fly,
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but your feet are still on the ground.
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They never leave the ground
and if you're not careful,
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you might trip up and hurt yourself.
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So with the whole thing here,
what is the lesson...
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the real lesson that people
out there need to know?
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Substances, chemicals, drugs,
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- affect the way your body works.
- For real.
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- Your body is beautifuly constructed.
- Thank you.
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It works very very well.
If you take any of these things,
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you run a big risk of
making it work not so well.
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A'ight!
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Ali G Rezurection.
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Booka!
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