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Booyakasha!
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In America,
there is the Westside,
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the Eastside
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and the seaside,
which is where I is now.
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If the sun has got his hat on,
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then me favorite is the Seaside,
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then the next best is the Westside
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and the one below that
is the other one.
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But if it is well cloudy
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then it is Westside number one
and seaside number two.
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Me ain't never gonna like the Eastside
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even if it rainin' them cat an' dog.
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Now check out me show!
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Flick it.
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A'ight.
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Easy now. Check it.
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I is here wif none other than my man,
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Professor James Ziegler.
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Him was the head of
somefing called the INS,
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which stands for the Immigration...
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- uh, nationalized...
- Naturalization.
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Naturalization Society.
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- Service.
- Service, wicked.
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What is Homeland Security?
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Homeland Security is about protecting
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- the individuals in the country...
- Right.
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from forces that may come in
and try to do harm, such as terrorists.
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Could it be possible to work
with the terrorists to say,
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"Yo! Here's a building
that we is gonna demolish anyway,
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go ... have your fun with it,
do whatever you want,
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just don't do the other ones."
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Well, that's never... that will not work
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- with a terrorist.
- Why not?
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Because a terrorist... you say,
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"Here's an old building
we're gonna demolish,
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- go have your fun with it."
- For real. Do it!
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That's not... that doesn't
achieve their purpose.
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Does you fink that terrororists
will use airplanes again?
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I think they would like to.
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Why does you let them fly on the
same planes as normal passengers?
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Why don't you arrange separate
flights for terrorists,
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so if they is gonna do
this terrible behavior...
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let them ruin their own trip.
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Well, listen...
if we knew they were terrorists...
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we'd pick them up.
We'd never let them on an airplane.
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Let's talk about in the airports.
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You know those machines that beep
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when you is got coins in your pocket.
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Why don't they develop
a machine that beeps
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- if you is carrying a gun?
- Well, it does too.
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A gun will also set it off.
Or a knife.
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But, them is mainly designed
for coins and keys, innit?
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No, no, no, it's designed
for guns and knives and...
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objects that are...
could be weapons.
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- Does they use dogs in airports?
- Yeah. For explosive devices.
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Ain't the problem, though, that
99% of dogs can't speak English,
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so how does they let you
know who is carrying a bomb?
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Hmm... well, dogs are trained
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- to give indications.
- How?
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Well, they will sit
and point, for example.
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How does you know they
ain't pointin' to say,
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"This one definitely
ain't got a bomb in it"?
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Well, they don't... they're trained
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to only respond to a certain smell.
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How come there ain't much
security on trains?
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Well, for one thing...
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it's kinda hard to hijack a train
and run it into something.
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But what's to stop a terrorist
takin' over a train,
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driving it into, Jah forbid,
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- the White House?
- They can't.
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- There are no tracks...
- Well...
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- there are no tracks to the White House.
- Not that we know of.
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No, there are not.
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How does you know they
ain't been building one?
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The White House is so protected,
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there's no way of building
tracks to the White House
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- with the Secret Service and...
- Yo.
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- all the barriers that are around it.
- Yo, well, you'd have to
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have someone in on it.
On the inside, innit?
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But they would have to build them on...
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- Someone who was like, yo...
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they'd have to build
them on top of the ground,
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and they'd have to go
right to the White House.
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There's no way of being
on the inside of that.
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How difficult is it to get a green card?
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A Brit marries an American, let's say...
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You can get a green card,
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but you're gonna have
to wait for two years.
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If you ain't managed
to marry an American,
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but you is got jiggy
with, like, loads of them,
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can you still get a green card?
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- No.
- No? But if you is had,
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- does you understand?
- I understand exactly what you're saying,
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- Fo' real.
- but the answer is no.
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Family relationships...
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are very important to
our immigration law.
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- And if it's just a bud... a friend
- Fo' real.
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that you've got a special
relationship with...
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Yeah, baby!
Let's get special.
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That doesn't work.
That's not gonna get you in.
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- That's a shame.
- Uh, well...
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'Cause I is halfway there,
you know what I'm sayin'?
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- Well, it's, uh...
- Respect.
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- that's the way the law is.
- So, yo, listen up!
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You better check out the words
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of my man James Ziegler!
Respect.
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Yekshemesh!
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In Kazakhstan, the favorite hobbies
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are disco dancing, archery,
rape, and table tennis.
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In America,
there are many hobbies too.
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I find more. Jankoey.
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- Hello, nice meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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- What it mean, self-defense?
- Well, if someone...
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It's more than just
if someone attacks me.
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If someone attacks me violently...
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I can protect myself from getting hurt.
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What is a best move
to silence a woman?
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Uh... I don't know that
you can silence a woman.
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What is a best way
to defend from a Jew?
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Well, we don't...
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- if people have different beliefs...
- Yes.
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They believe in God,
Allah, Mohammad, Jesus,
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- whatever they believe in...
- Yes.
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we try to respect that
they believe that way.
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Yes, but how do you stop their claw?
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- Claw? You say claw?
- If someone got a claw?
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- Yes, the Jew claw.
- You knock away.
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You just knock away.
Knock away.
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- So, if the Jew come with a claw?
- You knock away.
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- With a claw?
- Knock away.
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- Claw?
- Knock away.
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- They can do two hands!
- And you can do two hands.
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- It's very good.
- Or you can knock away this way.
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Either way. It doesn't matter.
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- And if the Jew come?
- You knock away.
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- And the Jew come...
- And you knock away.
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The Jew come with a claw!
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With a claw...
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With a claw!
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What is a best way
to stop my wife
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- do a rape on me?
- Uh, gosh, I don't know.
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Maybe if it's your wife,
uh... show her more love.
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Show me what you mean.
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She will say, "Borat, Borat,
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- time, uh, time to play...
- Time to play?
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- Okay.
- with you."
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- Hold me down, Borat, like she would.
- Uh...
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All right. And you're on top.
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- Yes.
- Okay, now...
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- If she...
- Borat!
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- When she leans over...
- She try to do a kiss.
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- she's off balance.
- Thank you, my friend.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.
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You are good.
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- Gaelyn...
- Hello.
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- this is Borat.
- Nice meet you.
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- Borat?
- Yes.
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Thank you, Borat. Okay.
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And this is Palomino.
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- Palomino.
- Yes.
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Palomino, this is Borat.
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- Hello.
- Borat? Nice to meet you.
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So, I want us to have our own sound.
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- What will your sound be?
- Hey-ey-ey-eyy.
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- Aahh-hh!
- Hey-ey-ey-eyy.
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Children! Children!
Chii-iildren!
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- Yes.
- Okay, so...
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- We go, we try now, all together?
- Yes.
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One, two, three...
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- Hey-ey-ey-eyy.
- Children! Children!
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- Children! Children!
- Ahh-hh.
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Guess I'm already tired...
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I'm too old, you know?
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- No, you are 48.
- 48, you are 32?
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- Yes.
- How old do you think Palomino is?
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Uh...
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- 48.
- 3... 43.
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- 43?
- Yeah.
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- Ah, you look more old.
- I'm going to ask you
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to draw the experience
that you just had,
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however that shows up.
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Okay, so let's just hold
ours up and show each other,
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just for a moment, just so
we can look at one another's.
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What it say?
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"Everybody children dance.
Ah, oh, now."
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- Yes.
- And so, that had meaning for me,
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just to bring that all together.
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- Thank you.
- Borat?
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Um, I do a picture,
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only small, of Tishnik Massacre,
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where many Uzbek...
uh... crush.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- How did you feel when you did this?
- Very proud.
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- Very proud.
- Yes.
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I'm just listening...
with sadness.
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I have a little sadness for your people.
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- And...
- Yes, no, it is not sad.
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It is us who do the kill.
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Do you want to smell?
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- Show us, Borat.
- Do you want to tell?
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- Yes.
- The smell thing?
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- I remember this.
- It show your spirit.
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- Yeah.
- I can smell you?
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It's fine.
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- Yes?
- Yeah.
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- Smell...
- It's good, man?
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Yes.
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- Thank you.
- You want?
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- Yes, please.
- Thank you.
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- What is Earth First?
- Earth First is...
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it's really an idea of putting
the Earth before yourself.
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You know that me and
the West Staines Massiv
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did a protest against
McDonald's in Staines.
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Nice.
McDonald's definitely deserves it.
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The consumption of meat
is definitely adding
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to the world's starvation problem.
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No, no, no,
we weren't against that.
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We was against... they started
charging for their ketchup,
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like, eightpence for, like,
a little bit of ketchup.
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Right, taxing people
every chance they get.
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Yo, so, we was, like, yo, protesting,
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saying ketchup should be
free, and there shouldn't
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be, like, a limit to how
many ketchups you can have.
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There's lots of good reasons
to protest McDonald's.
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- A'ight, for real, well...
- They're definitely using a lot of pesticides,
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they're definitely using a lot
of chemicals, you know?
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The slaughter of cattle,
mass slaughter of cattle is...
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- It's the ketchup thing, though.
- Oh, right, that's a big thing too.
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So, what is fings
like this tree used for?
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Mainly luxury items, we'd say.
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You'd see, like, a lot
of redwood hot tubs...
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a lot of redwood decks.
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Is you telling me that
this tree wouldn't
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prefer to be a hot tub
with a couple of fly honeys in,
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totally, you know, no
clothes on, whatever,
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rather than having,
you know... you in?
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- Our good friend, Whisper.
- Respect.
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So, yo, what's your name again?
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My name's Whisper.
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- What?
- Whisper.
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Why is that? Does you like whispering?
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Get it?
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'Cause his name, Whisper.
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All you lot out there,
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and I is speaking for
me and my friends here,
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sayin' that go out there,
publicize this fing,
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talk to your friends,
make somefing that makes a difference.
250
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Burn a car, whatever.
Mash people up,
251
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but let 'em know that you
is doing it for this cause,
252
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so then we can get
publicity for it, innit?
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- Stay nonviolent.
- Yo, but...
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We don't do property destruction.
255
00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:21,202
But wouldn't it be more
betterer for your cause...
256
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- No.
- People is smashing fings up anyway...
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- No.
- to say, "Yo, I was doing this
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- for the tree people"?
- No.
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Wouldn't it be good if it
weren't just smelly hippies
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who was doing it, but it was also like,
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- normal people...
- If it was everybody doing it,
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then they'd find a way to
demonize the regular people.
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But if them come at you with axes,
you come at them with guns.
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- No.
- They ain't gonna come back, yo.
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They'll come back with guns.
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Yo, well, you get Uzis, man,
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- no one's gonna take, like...
- Then they'll get assault rifles...
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- Nine-millimeter Glock, man.
- They'll get AK-47s.
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Yo, well, you get a bomb.
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If we get bombs,
they'll get bigger bombs.
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Yo, well, you nuke them, whatever.
272
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Well, if we nuke 'em, then
the trees get blown up!
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Yeah, whatever, forget about them.
At least you've won.
274
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Does you wanna give a
final message to the camera?
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Sure.
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Rise up and rebel, you
know, with nonviolence.
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So what's your message to the camera?
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00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,028
- My message...
- It's not about nonviolence as well, is it?
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I... I would say it has to be.
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- Rubbish.
- I encourage you to rise up,
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do whatever you can
to make the Earth a better place.
282
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Yo, whatever you can,
violent or nonviolent.
283
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No, I did not say that.
284
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- Yo, well...
- I can't advocate violence.
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Yo, but, man, if I start
advocating nonviolence,
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come back to the street,
man, you know,
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people be, "Yo, you's a
nonviolent guy! Yo!" Pff!
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That's part of the power
structures that we're working
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on chiseling away at with
our actions, with our words,
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- with our thoughts, with our songs.
- What songs has you got?
291
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It's called "Gentle Warrior."
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No offense, but that song,
in my opinion, is a bit crap.
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Each has their own opinion.
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Funkyzeit!
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Also, jetzt bin ich hier
in Miami, South Beach,
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only the coolest club
scene in the whole world!
297
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,289
Big deal, I've been
here four times already.
298
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Good news for you, I'm
on the guest list tonight!
299
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And it's plus one.
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Let's party!
Zusammen machen!
301
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Also, jetzt bin ich
hier mit James Butler
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from the super cool super club
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Nerve Lounge in Miami, Florida.
304
00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:54,085
Tell me, what did Matt Damon say
to you when he came in the club?
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00:16:54,153 --> 00:16:56,374
Well, Matt had had a
few drinks and he was
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having a good time, so,
uh, he just said
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that he'd be back at some point...
308
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,630
And what did you say to him?
309
00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:04,665
I said, "Come back anytime."
310
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,534
And then what did he say to you?
311
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,972
Well, he said he's gonna
go home and make sure
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that he'd take care of
the girl that he was with,
313
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so I said, "Well, have a good time."
314
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,044
And then what did you say to him?
315
00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:17,713
- That was about it.
- Did you ever think of, like,
316
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:20,213
telling somebody that
conversation, or...
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00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:22,315
Yeah, actually, I spoke
to my brother today
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- and I told him, up in Toronto, Canada.
- Wow!
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00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:28,488
- Then what did he say?
- Oh, he was laughing!
320
00:17:28,556 --> 00:17:30,458
He thought it was a
hilarious time. It was fun.
321
00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:34,528
So let's talk about who you would
let in and who you wouldn't let in.
322
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,263
How do you deal with
that awkward situation
323
00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:40,235
of somebody in a wheelchair coming in
324
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and you want to push them away,
325
00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:46,612
but you don't want to create a scene,
how do you turn zem away?
326
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,349
You just go to the next person
and let the other people in.
327
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:53,421
Yes. So, what, you just ignore them,
or do you wheel them away, or...
328
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,324
No, you just try to ignore them
and hopefully they'll go away.
329
00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:59,659
Where do you see
the future of clubbing?
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The future of clubbing,
I believe is in house music.
331
00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:05,870
Do you think if house music
was around in the '30s,
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- that World War II would have happened?
- No, I don't.
333
00:18:08,473 --> 00:18:11,174
- I don't think it would have
happened at all. - Why?
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00:18:11,242 --> 00:18:14,544
Let's face it, music is the
international language of love,
335
00:18:14,612 --> 00:18:16,511
and that's what makes
the world go around.
336
00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:17,945
Let me ask you a question...
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00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,845
The rise of club music,
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00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:22,815
the fall of apartheid,
a coincidence or not?
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00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,716
I don't think it's a coincidence at all.
340
00:18:24,783 --> 00:18:28,286
It's about creating good energy
and love throughout the world.
341
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,622
If your club was a
note, what would it be?
342
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,657
Just stop me where...
343
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,058
where we get to where your club is.
344
00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:36,759
Right there.
345
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:37,861
Right there.
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00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,332
Right there.
347
00:18:39,399 --> 00:18:40,868
- Is there, or...
- Yeah.
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00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,136
- Right there.
- Why? Why?
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Because it's not quite...
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00:18:46,402 --> 00:18:49,038
it's not quite at the
top of the energy level...
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- Cool.
- but we like to keep it along the mainstream.
352
00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:54,107
What do you think of
clubs that are just,
353
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:59,045
- They're dull and boring.
- Yeah. And clubs that are,
354
00:19:01,146 --> 00:19:03,850
When they're all over the place,
again, people won't stay all night.
355
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,884
Sure. And...
356
00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:08,820
Probably full of hip-hop assholes.
357
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:17,697
Okay, you can come in, just by yourself.
358
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,200
- With him.
- No, just you. Not him.
359
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:22,069
Is Tommy here? Tommy?
360
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:23,939
- No.
- I'm on the list.
361
00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:25,208
- Victor Bruno.
- What's your name?
362
00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:26,843
Victor Bruno.
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00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:30,014
- Victor Bruno?
- Yeah, B-R-U-N-O.
364
00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:31,884
You're not dressed right.
365
00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,722
- What are you talking about?
- You're not dressed right.
366
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:36,027
That's ridiculous.
367
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,030
Go and change your shirt.
Make an effort.
368
00:19:38,098 --> 00:19:41,345
- You're going out to a club.
- What?
369
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,274
This is a nightclub,
this isn't, like, a shopping mall.
370
00:19:44,341 --> 00:19:47,476
What are you talking about?
This shirt's [bleep] $250!
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00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:49,144
If you'd spent some
proper money on the shirt,
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00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,814
you'd be able to get in.
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00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,081
- I'm on the [bleep] list, seriously.
- I'll have none of that attitude.
374
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:57,786
Go on and change your shirt
and maybe you got a chance.
375
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:07,400
What you do if a man come
and attack you with a...
376
00:20:07,468 --> 00:20:11,167
big, long in his hand,
uh, how you say...
377
00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:13,903
- Stick?
- No, a big long...
378
00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:18,239
uh...
379
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:20,308
- penis?
- Oh.
380
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,475
That doesn't happen very much over here.
381
00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:26,276
- We don't see that.
- In Kazakhstan, very much.
382
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,012
Uh, my friend, Azimach Bagatof,
383
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:34,587
a giant from Turkmenistan
attack him, broke his anus.
384
00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:38,556
Ah, I think probably the best thing
to do would be to strike or kick.
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