1 00:00:00,043 --> 00:00:00,242 Booyakasha! 2 00:00:01,810 --> 00:00:04,274 In America, there is the Westside, 3 00:00:04,341 --> 00:00:05,773 the Eastside 4 00:00:05,841 --> 00:00:10,153 and the seaside, which is where I is now. 5 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,520 If the sun has got his hat on, 6 00:00:12,588 --> 00:00:15,330 then me favorite is the Seaside, 7 00:00:15,397 --> 00:00:17,732 then the next best is the Westside 8 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,708 and the one below that is the other one. 9 00:00:20,776 --> 00:00:23,048 But if it is well cloudy 10 00:00:23,116 --> 00:00:27,255 then it is Westside number one and seaside number two. 11 00:00:27,323 --> 00:00:29,830 Me ain't never gonna like the Eastside 12 00:00:29,898 --> 00:00:32,000 even if it rainin' them cat an' dog. 13 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:34,338 Now check out me show! 14 00:00:34,406 --> 00:00:35,645 Flick it. 15 00:00:56,082 --> 00:00:59,082 2x03 - Energy 16 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,083 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 17 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:07,404 A'ight. 18 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:10,864 Easy now. Check it. 19 00:01:10,931 --> 00:01:14,240 I is here wif none other than my man, 20 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,878 Professor James Ziegler. 21 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:20,616 Him was the head of somefing called the INS, 22 00:01:20,684 --> 00:01:23,451 which stands for the Immigration... 23 00:01:23,519 --> 00:01:26,422 - uh, nationalized... - Naturalization. 24 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:29,496 Naturalization Society. 25 00:01:29,564 --> 00:01:31,566 - Service. - Service, wicked. 26 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:35,002 What is Homeland Security? 27 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:37,475 Homeland Security is about protecting 28 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:40,578 - the individuals in the country... - Right. 29 00:01:40,645 --> 00:01:45,218 from forces that may come in and try to do harm, such as terrorists. 30 00:01:45,286 --> 00:01:49,888 Could it be possible to work with the terrorists to say, 31 00:01:49,955 --> 00:01:54,727 "Yo! Here's a building that we is gonna demolish anyway, 32 00:01:54,795 --> 00:01:58,599 go ... have your fun with it, do whatever you want, 33 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:00,936 just don't do the other ones." 34 00:02:01,004 --> 00:02:02,674 Well, that's never... that will not work 35 00:02:02,741 --> 00:02:03,975 - with a terrorist. - Why not? 36 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,309 Because a terrorist... you say, 37 00:02:05,377 --> 00:02:08,215 "Here's an old building we're gonna demolish, 38 00:02:08,283 --> 00:02:09,753 - go have your fun with it." - For real. Do it! 39 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:12,623 That's not... that doesn't achieve their purpose. 40 00:02:12,691 --> 00:02:17,529 Does you fink that terrororists will use airplanes again? 41 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:18,864 I think they would like to. 42 00:02:18,932 --> 00:02:22,371 Why does you let them fly on the same planes as normal passengers? 43 00:02:22,439 --> 00:02:27,712 Why don't you arrange separate flights for terrorists, 44 00:02:27,713 --> 00:02:32,218 so if they is gonna do this terrible behavior... 45 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,688 let them ruin their own trip. 46 00:02:33,755 --> 00:02:38,425 Well, listen... if we knew they were terrorists... 47 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,563 we'd pick them up. We'd never let them on an airplane. 48 00:02:41,631 --> 00:02:43,633 Let's talk about in the airports. 49 00:02:43,701 --> 00:02:46,102 You know those machines that beep 50 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:48,203 when you is got coins in your pocket. 51 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:50,305 Why don't they develop a machine that beeps 52 00:02:50,373 --> 00:02:54,174 - if you is carrying a gun? - Well, it does too. 53 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:57,513 A gun will also set it off. Or a knife. 54 00:02:57,580 --> 00:03:00,315 But, them is mainly designed for coins and keys, innit? 55 00:03:00,383 --> 00:03:04,989 No, no, no, it's designed for guns and knives and... 56 00:03:05,057 --> 00:03:07,524 objects that are... could be weapons. 57 00:03:07,592 --> 00:03:12,530 - Does they use dogs in airports? - Yeah. For explosive devices. 58 00:03:12,598 --> 00:03:17,285 Ain't the problem, though, that 99% of dogs can't speak English, 59 00:03:17,286 --> 00:03:21,106 so how does they let you know who is carrying a bomb? 60 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:23,409 Hmm... well, dogs are trained 61 00:03:23,476 --> 00:03:26,448 - to give indications. - How? 62 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:30,252 Well, they will sit and point, for example. 63 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:32,452 How does you know they ain't pointin' to say, 64 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,390 "This one definitely ain't got a bomb in it"? 65 00:03:35,457 --> 00:03:36,892 Well, they don't... they're trained 66 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:40,325 to only respond to a certain smell. 67 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:50,337 How come there ain't much security on trains? 68 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:52,340 Well, for one thing... 69 00:03:54,174 --> 00:03:58,577 it's kinda hard to hijack a train and run it into something. 70 00:03:58,644 --> 00:04:03,413 But what's to stop a terrorist takin' over a train, 71 00:04:03,481 --> 00:04:06,283 driving it into, Jah forbid, 72 00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:08,318 - the White House? - They can't. 73 00:04:08,386 --> 00:04:09,819 - There are no tracks... - Well... 74 00:04:09,887 --> 00:04:13,354 - there are no tracks to the White House. - Not that we know of. 75 00:04:13,422 --> 00:04:14,924 No, there are not. 76 00:04:14,991 --> 00:04:16,728 How does you know they ain't been building one? 77 00:04:16,796 --> 00:04:18,530 The White House is so protected, 78 00:04:18,598 --> 00:04:22,469 there's no way of building tracks to the White House 79 00:04:22,536 --> 00:04:25,002 - with the Secret Service and... - Yo. 80 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:27,989 - all the barriers that are around it. - Yo, well, you'd have to 81 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:29,974 have someone in on it. On the inside, innit? 82 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:31,443 But they would have to build them on... 83 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:35,010 - Someone who was like, yo... - No, no, no, and even then 84 00:04:35,078 --> 00:04:37,315 they'd have to build them on top of the ground, 85 00:04:37,383 --> 00:04:39,487 and they'd have to go right to the White House. 86 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:42,123 There's no way of being on the inside of that. 87 00:04:47,096 --> 00:04:50,466 How difficult is it to get a green card? 88 00:04:50,534 --> 00:04:54,202 A Brit marries an American, let's say... 89 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:56,738 You can get a green card, 90 00:04:56,806 --> 00:04:59,009 but you're gonna have to wait for two years. 91 00:04:59,077 --> 00:05:01,413 If you ain't managed to marry an American, 92 00:05:01,481 --> 00:05:04,449 but you is got jiggy with, like, loads of them, 93 00:05:04,515 --> 00:05:06,881 can you still get a green card? 94 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:08,909 - No. - No? But if you is had, 95 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:11,153 - does you understand? - I understand exactly what you're saying, 96 00:05:11,221 --> 00:05:12,687 - Fo' real. - but the answer is no. 97 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:15,387 Family relationships... 98 00:05:15,455 --> 00:05:18,425 are very important to our immigration law. 99 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:21,562 - And if it's just a bud... a friend - Fo' real. 100 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:24,366 that you've got a special relationship with... 101 00:05:24,434 --> 00:05:28,270 Yeah, baby! Let's get special. 102 00:05:28,338 --> 00:05:30,504 That doesn't work. That's not gonna get you in. 103 00:05:30,572 --> 00:05:32,406 - That's a shame. - Uh, well... 104 00:05:32,474 --> 00:05:34,540 'Cause I is halfway there, you know what I'm sayin'? 105 00:05:34,608 --> 00:05:35,840 - Well, it's, uh... - Respect. 106 00:05:35,908 --> 00:05:39,111 - that's the way the law is. - So, yo, listen up! 107 00:05:39,179 --> 00:05:40,846 You better check out the words 108 00:05:40,914 --> 00:05:45,515 of my man James Ziegler! Respect. 109 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:22,468 Yekshemesh! 110 00:06:22,536 --> 00:06:24,767 In Kazakhstan, the favorite hobbies 111 00:06:24,835 --> 00:06:29,870 are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis. 112 00:06:29,938 --> 00:06:32,539 In America, there are many hobbies too. 113 00:06:32,607 --> 00:06:34,943 I find more. Jankoey. 114 00:06:40,515 --> 00:06:46,485 - Hello, nice meet you. - Nice to meet you. 115 00:06:46,552 --> 00:06:51,427 - What it mean, self-defense? - Well, if someone... 116 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,094 It's more than just if someone attacks me. 117 00:06:54,162 --> 00:06:56,929 If someone attacks me violently... 118 00:06:56,996 --> 00:07:00,100 I can protect myself from getting hurt. 119 00:07:00,168 --> 00:07:05,874 What is a best move to silence a woman? 120 00:07:05,941 --> 00:07:09,475 Uh... I don't know that you can silence a woman. 121 00:07:09,543 --> 00:07:15,152 What is a best way to defend from a Jew? 122 00:07:15,219 --> 00:07:17,153 Well, we don't... 123 00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:21,424 - if people have different beliefs... - Yes. 124 00:07:21,491 --> 00:07:25,663 They believe in God, Allah, Mohammad, Jesus, 125 00:07:25,731 --> 00:07:27,199 - whatever they believe in... - Yes. 126 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:30,670 we try to respect that they believe that way. 127 00:07:30,738 --> 00:07:34,073 Yes, but how do you stop their claw? 128 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:36,979 - Claw? You say claw? - If someone got a claw? 129 00:07:37,046 --> 00:07:38,982 - Yes, the Jew claw. - You knock away. 130 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:41,452 You just knock away. Knock away. 131 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,891 - So, if the Jew come with a claw? - You knock away. 132 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:47,826 - With a claw? - Knock away. 133 00:07:47,893 --> 00:07:49,395 - Claw? - Knock away. 134 00:07:49,463 --> 00:07:52,299 - They can do two hands! - And you can do two hands. 135 00:07:52,366 --> 00:07:55,171 - It's very good. - Or you can knock away this way. 136 00:07:55,239 --> 00:07:56,374 Either way. It doesn't matter. 137 00:07:56,441 --> 00:07:58,812 - And if the Jew come? - You knock away. 138 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,880 - And the Jew come... - And you knock away. 139 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,184 The Jew come with a claw! 140 00:08:03,252 --> 00:08:05,018 With a claw... 141 00:08:05,086 --> 00:08:06,651 With a claw! 142 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:10,322 What is a best way to stop my wife 143 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:16,054 - do a rape on me? - Uh, gosh, I don't know. 144 00:08:16,092 --> 00:08:21,862 Maybe if it's your wife, uh... show her more love. 145 00:08:21,929 --> 00:08:23,562 Show me what you mean. 146 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:26,330 She will say, "Borat, Borat, 147 00:08:26,398 --> 00:08:29,800 - time, uh, time to play... - Time to play? 148 00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:31,368 - Okay. - with you." 149 00:08:31,436 --> 00:08:33,071 - Hold me down, Borat, like she would. - Uh... 150 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:34,741 All right. And you're on top. 151 00:08:34,808 --> 00:08:37,947 - Yes. - Okay, now... 152 00:08:38,015 --> 00:08:39,282 - If she... - Borat! 153 00:08:39,349 --> 00:08:41,383 - When she leans over... - She try to do a kiss. 154 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:44,456 - she's off balance. - Thank you, my friend. 155 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:48,160 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 156 00:08:50,962 --> 00:08:52,829 You are good. 157 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,473 - Gaelyn... - Hello. 158 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,907 - this is Borat. - Nice meet you. 159 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,143 - Borat? - Yes. 160 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,776 Thank you, Borat. Okay. 161 00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:08,744 And this is Palomino. 162 00:09:08,812 --> 00:09:10,311 - Palomino. - Yes. 163 00:09:10,379 --> 00:09:11,746 Palomino, this is Borat. 164 00:09:11,814 --> 00:09:13,747 - Hello. - Borat? Nice to meet you. 165 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:17,048 So, I want us to have our own sound. 166 00:09:17,116 --> 00:09:23,156 - What will your sound be? - Hey-ey-ey-eyy. 167 00:09:23,224 --> 00:09:26,892 - Aahh-hh! - Hey-ey-ey-eyy. 168 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:31,099 Children! Children! Chii-iildren! 169 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,201 - Yes. - Okay, so... 170 00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:36,071 - We go, we try now, all together? - Yes. 171 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:37,906 One, two, three... 172 00:09:37,974 --> 00:09:40,645 - Hey-ey-ey-eyy. - Children! Children! 173 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:47,852 - Children! Children! - Ahh-hh. 174 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,956 Guess I'm already tired... 175 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,624 I'm too old, you know? 176 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:55,331 - No, you are 48. - 48, you are 32? 177 00:09:55,398 --> 00:09:58,532 - Yes. - How old do you think Palomino is? 178 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,665 Uh... 179 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:03,734 - 48. - 3... 43. 180 00:10:03,802 --> 00:10:05,302 - 43? - Yeah. 181 00:10:05,369 --> 00:10:09,204 - Ah, you look more old. - I'm going to ask you 182 00:10:09,271 --> 00:10:13,142 to draw the experience that you just had, 183 00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:15,210 however that shows up. 184 00:10:15,278 --> 00:10:18,302 Okay, so let's just hold ours up and show each other, 185 00:10:18,303 --> 00:10:21,383 just for a moment, just so we can look at one another's. 186 00:10:21,451 --> 00:10:22,853 What it say? 187 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:27,327 "Everybody children dance. Ah, oh, now." 188 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,462 - Yes. - And so, that had meaning for me, 189 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,464 just to bring that all together. 190 00:10:31,532 --> 00:10:34,232 - Thank you. - Borat? 191 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,538 Um, I do a picture, 192 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:40,775 only small, of Tishnik Massacre, 193 00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:47,016 where many Uzbek... uh... crush. 194 00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:48,917 Yeah, yeah. 195 00:10:48,985 --> 00:10:52,286 - How did you feel when you did this? - Very proud. 196 00:10:52,354 --> 00:10:54,054 - Very proud. - Yes. 197 00:10:54,122 --> 00:10:58,324 I'm just listening... with sadness. 198 00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,693 I have a little sadness for your people. 199 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,027 - And... - Yes, no, it is not sad. 200 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,962 It is us who do the kill. 201 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,430 Do you want to smell? 202 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,165 - Show us, Borat. - Do you want to tell? 203 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,412 - Yes. - The smell thing? 204 00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:12,902 - I remember this. - It show your spirit. 205 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:15,437 - Yeah. - I can smell you? 206 00:11:15,505 --> 00:11:17,705 It's fine. 207 00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:20,739 - Yes? - Yeah. 208 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:22,140 - Smell... - It's good, man? 209 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,575 Yes. 210 00:11:35,554 --> 00:11:36,620 - Thank you. - You want? 211 00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,389 - Yes, please. - Thank you. 212 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:11,531 - What is Earth First? - Earth First is... 213 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:16,205 it's really an idea of putting the Earth before yourself. 214 00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:17,941 You know that me and the West Staines Massiv 215 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:20,683 did a protest against McDonald's in Staines. 216 00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:23,108 Nice. McDonald's definitely deserves it. 217 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,909 The consumption of meat is definitely adding 218 00:12:25,976 --> 00:12:27,779 to the world's starvation problem. 219 00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:29,415 No, no, no, we weren't against that. 220 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:32,589 We was against... they started charging for their ketchup, 221 00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:36,093 like, eightpence for, like, a little bit of ketchup. 222 00:12:36,161 --> 00:12:37,929 Right, taxing people every chance they get. 223 00:12:37,997 --> 00:12:40,410 Yo, so, we was, like, yo, protesting, 224 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,543 saying ketchup should be free, and there shouldn't 225 00:12:43,544 --> 00:12:46,674 be, like, a limit to how many ketchups you can have. 226 00:12:46,742 --> 00:12:49,310 There's lots of good reasons to protest McDonald's. 227 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,179 - A'ight, for real, well... - They're definitely using a lot of pesticides, 228 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:56,183 they're definitely using a lot of chemicals, you know? 229 00:12:56,250 --> 00:13:00,023 The slaughter of cattle, mass slaughter of cattle is... 230 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:03,260 - It's the ketchup thing, though. - Oh, right, that's a big thing too. 231 00:13:06,562 --> 00:13:11,203 So, what is fings like this tree used for? 232 00:13:11,271 --> 00:13:16,741 Mainly luxury items, we'd say. 233 00:13:16,809 --> 00:13:20,380 You'd see, like, a lot of redwood hot tubs... 234 00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:24,522 a lot of redwood decks. 235 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,831 Is you telling me that this tree wouldn't 236 00:13:26,832 --> 00:13:30,226 prefer to be a hot tub with a couple of fly honeys in, 237 00:13:30,294 --> 00:13:33,797 totally, you know, no clothes on, whatever, 238 00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:38,836 rather than having, you know... you in? 239 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:41,305 - Our good friend, Whisper. - Respect. 240 00:13:41,373 --> 00:13:43,138 So, yo, what's your name again? 241 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,737 My name's Whisper. 242 00:13:44,805 --> 00:13:46,205 - What? - Whisper. 243 00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:47,642 Why is that? Does you like whispering? 244 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:51,376 Get it? 245 00:13:51,443 --> 00:13:53,379 'Cause his name, Whisper. 246 00:13:53,446 --> 00:13:55,248 All you lot out there, 247 00:13:55,316 --> 00:13:57,780 and I is speaking for me and my friends here, 248 00:13:57,848 --> 00:14:01,651 sayin' that go out there, publicize this fing, 249 00:14:01,719 --> 00:14:05,322 talk to your friends, make somefing that makes a difference. 250 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:08,790 Burn a car, whatever. Mash people up, 251 00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:12,492 but let 'em know that you is doing it for this cause, 252 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,327 so then we can get publicity for it, innit? 253 00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:17,564 - Stay nonviolent. - Yo, but... 254 00:14:17,632 --> 00:14:19,434 We don't do property destruction. 255 00:14:19,502 --> 00:14:21,202 But wouldn't it be more betterer for your cause... 256 00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:23,511 - No. - People is smashing fings up anyway... 257 00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:25,436 - No. - to say, "Yo, I was doing this 258 00:14:25,504 --> 00:14:26,968 - for the tree people"? - No. 259 00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:29,603 Wouldn't it be good if it weren't just smelly hippies 260 00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:31,573 who was doing it, but it was also like, 261 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,208 - normal people... - If it was everybody doing it, 262 00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:36,079 then they'd find a way to demonize the regular people. 263 00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:39,449 But if them come at you with axes, you come at them with guns. 264 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,052 - No. - They ain't gonna come back, yo. 265 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:41,987 They'll come back with guns. 266 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,988 Yo, well, you get Uzis, man, 267 00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:45,456 - no one's gonna take, like... - Then they'll get assault rifles... 268 00:14:45,524 --> 00:14:49,362 - Nine-millimeter Glock, man. - They'll get AK-47s. 269 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,797 Yo, well, you get a bomb. 270 00:14:50,865 --> 00:14:53,066 If we get bombs, they'll get bigger bombs. 271 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,934 Yo, well, you nuke them, whatever. 272 00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:57,169 Well, if we nuke 'em, then the trees get blown up! 273 00:14:57,237 --> 00:15:00,341 Yeah, whatever, forget about them. At least you've won. 274 00:15:00,408 --> 00:15:03,645 Does you wanna give a final message to the camera? 275 00:15:03,713 --> 00:15:05,780 Sure. 276 00:15:05,848 --> 00:15:09,018 Rise up and rebel, you know, with nonviolence. 277 00:15:09,086 --> 00:15:11,755 So what's your message to the camera? 278 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,028 - My message... - It's not about nonviolence as well, is it? 279 00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:17,296 I... I would say it has to be. 280 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:20,165 - Rubbish. - I encourage you to rise up, 281 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:24,434 do whatever you can to make the Earth a better place. 282 00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:27,705 Yo, whatever you can, violent or nonviolent. 283 00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,574 No, I did not say that. 284 00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:32,041 - Yo, well... - I can't advocate violence. 285 00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:35,313 Yo, but, man, if I start advocating nonviolence, 286 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:38,180 come back to the street, man, you know, 287 00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:41,351 people be, "Yo, you's a nonviolent guy! Yo!" Pff! 288 00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:44,800 That's part of the power structures that we're working 289 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:48,059 on chiseling away at with our actions, with our words, 290 00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:52,496 - with our thoughts, with our songs. - What songs has you got? 291 00:15:52,564 --> 00:15:54,466 It's called "Gentle Warrior." 292 00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:58,706 No offense, but that song, in my opinion, is a bit crap. 293 00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:01,159 Each has their own opinion. 294 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:21,112 Funkyzeit! 295 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,849 Also, jetzt bin ich hier in Miami, South Beach, 296 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,087 only the coolest club scene in the whole world! 297 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,289 Big deal, I've been here four times already. 298 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,490 Good news for you, I'm on the guest list tonight! 299 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,858 And it's plus one. 300 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:35,127 Let's party! Zusammen machen! 301 00:16:40,772 --> 00:16:43,472 Also, jetzt bin ich hier mit James Butler 302 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,175 from the super cool super club 303 00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:49,647 Nerve Lounge in Miami, Florida. 304 00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:54,085 Tell me, what did Matt Damon say to you when he came in the club? 305 00:16:54,153 --> 00:16:56,374 Well, Matt had had a few drinks and he was 306 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,389 having a good time, so, uh, he just said 307 00:16:58,457 --> 00:17:01,160 that he'd be back at some point... 308 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,630 And what did you say to him? 309 00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:04,665 I said, "Come back anytime." 310 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,534 And then what did he say to you? 311 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,972 Well, he said he's gonna go home and make sure 312 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,843 that he'd take care of the girl that he was with, 313 00:17:10,911 --> 00:17:12,342 so I said, "Well, have a good time." 314 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,044 And then what did you say to him? 315 00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:17,713 - That was about it. - Did you ever think of, like, 316 00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:20,213 telling somebody that conversation, or... 317 00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:22,315 Yeah, actually, I spoke to my brother today 318 00:17:22,383 --> 00:17:25,751 - and I told him, up in Toronto, Canada. - Wow! 319 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:28,488 - Then what did he say? - Oh, he was laughing! 320 00:17:28,556 --> 00:17:30,458 He thought it was a hilarious time. It was fun. 321 00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:34,528 So let's talk about who you would let in and who you wouldn't let in. 322 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,263 How do you deal with that awkward situation 323 00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:40,235 of somebody in a wheelchair coming in 324 00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:43,106 and you want to push them away, 325 00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:46,612 but you don't want to create a scene, how do you turn zem away? 326 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,349 You just go to the next person and let the other people in. 327 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:53,421 Yes. So, what, you just ignore them, or do you wheel them away, or... 328 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,324 No, you just try to ignore them and hopefully they'll go away. 329 00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:59,659 Where do you see the future of clubbing? 330 00:17:59,726 --> 00:18:02,630 The future of clubbing, I believe is in house music. 331 00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:05,870 Do you think if house music was around in the '30s, 332 00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:08,405 - that World War II would have happened? - No, I don't. 333 00:18:08,473 --> 00:18:11,174 - I don't think it would have happened at all. - Why? 334 00:18:11,242 --> 00:18:14,544 Let's face it, music is the international language of love, 335 00:18:14,612 --> 00:18:16,511 and that's what makes the world go around. 336 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:17,945 Let me ask you a question... 337 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,845 The rise of club music, 338 00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:22,815 the fall of apartheid, a coincidence or not? 339 00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,716 I don't think it's a coincidence at all. 340 00:18:24,783 --> 00:18:28,286 It's about creating good energy and love throughout the world. 341 00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,622 If your club was a note, what would it be? 342 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,657 Just stop me where... 343 00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,058 where we get to where your club is. 344 00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:36,759 Right there. 345 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:37,861 Right there. 346 00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,332 Right there. 347 00:18:39,399 --> 00:18:40,868 - Is there, or... - Yeah. 348 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,136 - Right there. - Why? Why? 349 00:18:43,203 --> 00:18:46,334 Because it's not quite... 350 00:18:46,402 --> 00:18:49,038 it's not quite at the top of the energy level... 351 00:18:49,105 --> 00:18:52,306 - Cool. - but we like to keep it along the mainstream. 352 00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:54,107 What do you think of clubs that are just, 353 00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:59,045 - They're dull and boring. - Yeah. And clubs that are, 354 00:19:01,146 --> 00:19:03,850 When they're all over the place, again, people won't stay all night. 355 00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,884 Sure. And... 356 00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:08,820 Probably full of hip-hop assholes. 357 00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:17,697 Okay, you can come in, just by yourself. 358 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,200 - With him. - No, just you. Not him. 359 00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:22,069 Is Tommy here? Tommy? 360 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:23,939 - No. - I'm on the list. 361 00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:25,208 - Victor Bruno. - What's your name? 362 00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:26,843 Victor Bruno. 363 00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:30,014 - Victor Bruno? - Yeah, B-R-U-N-O. 364 00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:31,884 You're not dressed right. 365 00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,722 - What are you talking about? - You're not dressed right. 366 00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:36,027 That's ridiculous. 367 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,030 Go and change your shirt. Make an effort. 368 00:19:38,098 --> 00:19:41,345 - You're going out to a club. - What? 369 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,274 This is a nightclub, this isn't, like, a shopping mall. 370 00:19:44,341 --> 00:19:47,476 What are you talking about? This shirt's [bleep] $250! 371 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:49,144 If you'd spent some proper money on the shirt, 372 00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,814 you'd be able to get in. 373 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,081 - I'm on the [bleep] list, seriously. - I'll have none of that attitude. 374 00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:57,786 Go on and change your shirt and maybe you got a chance. 375 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:07,400 What you do if a man come and attack you with a... 376 00:20:07,468 --> 00:20:11,167 big, long in his hand, uh, how you say... 377 00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:13,903 - Stick? - No, a big long... 378 00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:18,239 uh... 379 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:20,308 - penis? - Oh. 380 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,475 That doesn't happen very much over here. 381 00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:26,276 - We don't see that. - In Kazakhstan, very much. 382 00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,012 Uh, my friend, Azimach Bagatof, 383 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:34,587 a giant from Turkmenistan attack him, broke his anus. 384 00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:38,556 Ah, I think probably the best thing to do would be to strike or kick. 385 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,966 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~