1 00:00:02,762 --> 00:00:05,630 Bang belly and governtin'! 2 00:00:05,715 --> 00:00:10,218 I is here at the most famous sign in the world. 3 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:11,552 The... 4 00:00:11,638 --> 00:00:12,970 Ho... 5 00:00:13,022 --> 00:00:16,390 oh... Ho... 6 00:00:17,811 --> 00:00:19,894 the Los Angeles sign. 7 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:23,197 Los Angeles weren't always run by the honky. 8 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:26,367 Before that it was home to a tribe of Red Indians 9 00:00:26,453 --> 00:00:28,286 called the "Jeep Cherokees." 10 00:00:28,321 --> 00:00:31,489 There has been 'nuff problems over the years in this place. 11 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,991 In nineteen hundred and ninety ones, 12 00:00:34,043 --> 00:00:35,993 there was a massive earthquake, innit? 13 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,663 No one knows who was responsible for it, 14 00:00:38,715 --> 00:00:41,299 but 'nuff people seem to blame the same bloke 15 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:43,968 and say that it was Sam Andreas' fault. 16 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:47,421 If you is watchin' this now, Sam, listen up. 17 00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:50,925 I know you is tired of hearin' everyone blame you, 18 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:54,762 but you can't run forever, brother. That ain't no life. 19 00:00:54,848 --> 00:00:57,348 Come forward and give yourself in. 20 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:58,900 Check out me show. 21 00:00:58,985 --> 00:01:00,735 Everytin' cris! 22 00:01:22,631 --> 00:01:25,631 2x05 - Health 23 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:29,632 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 24 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,082 Telepathy. 25 00:01:33,186 --> 00:01:36,437 Yo, boom boom, shake de mofo room. 26 00:01:36,523 --> 00:01:39,690 I is here with the main man of medicine. 27 00:01:39,726 --> 00:01:43,194 His name be C. Everett Koop. 28 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:47,488 So all you lot out there need to listen up, because you is 29 00:01:47,489 --> 00:01:51,819 as likely to be killed by an illness as you is by a drive-by. 30 00:01:51,905 --> 00:01:55,156 So, let's talk about the human body, 31 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:59,377 'cause after all, everyone has got one of them... 32 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:01,712 so we is meant to believe. 33 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:04,332 How important is the heart? 34 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:07,477 The heart is the pump that makes the blood take all the 35 00:02:07,478 --> 00:02:10,755 things that you need nutritionally to all parts of your body. 36 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:14,308 Why is the actual heart beat so old-fashioned, 37 00:02:14,394 --> 00:02:16,928 you know, "boom boom, boom boom, boom boom." 38 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:19,430 That's a built-in mechanism in the heart that is... 39 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:24,268 - it's electrical. - But surely, like, my homies out there 40 00:02:24,354 --> 00:02:27,246 would be more into looking after their heart if they had a beat 41 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:30,274 that they could relate to, like a kind of drum and base, you know... 42 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:35,947 Then they would look after it and go, 43 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:39,116 "Yo, this is me heart! Respect it." 44 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,952 Nope, you're way off base there. 45 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:43,120 But why can't we use techmology 46 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:46,924 and let's say take out some of the... with all respect... 47 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,344 boring organs and stick in, like, a CD player, 48 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:52,713 like, wicked speakers so you're, like, boomin' out. 49 00:02:52,799 --> 00:02:56,634 You is like a walking sound system. That would be wicked, man! 50 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:58,469 It would be wicked is what you say. 51 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:02,306 It would be impossible is a better word. 52 00:03:02,358 --> 00:03:04,642 Well, what about sticking a mobile phone in there? 53 00:03:04,694 --> 00:03:07,895 Surely there is space for that. 54 00:03:07,981 --> 00:03:10,147 You just don't know what you're talking about. 55 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,699 What do you think would happen to your body 56 00:03:11,784 --> 00:03:13,150 with a cell phone in there? 57 00:03:13,202 --> 00:03:15,903 Well, I'd be able to answer calls and all that kinda thing. 58 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:19,991 No, you'd start to bleed, you'd start to get infections 59 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:22,910 and before long, if nobody intervened, you'd be dead. 60 00:03:28,334 --> 00:03:32,336 - What is the brain? - The brain is the... 61 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:33,671 thing that you have to have. 62 00:03:33,723 --> 00:03:35,423 Without the brain, nothing else works. 63 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:37,675 Is the brain's memory any good? 64 00:03:37,727 --> 00:03:39,477 The brain's memory is perfect. 65 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:42,346 So how come I can't remember me pin number? 66 00:03:42,432 --> 00:03:45,399 - Well... - I think it's got, like, a four in it, 67 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:50,988 I... could give you a quick answer and say you're stupid, you know? 68 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:53,741 Well, that obviously ain't the real reason. 69 00:03:53,826 --> 00:03:55,443 Well, it's the beginning of truth. 70 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:58,162 Does all of us really have bones 71 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,498 or is it just what the media want us to believe? 72 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:01,832 You all have bones. 73 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:06,504 Me know this is a generalization, but why is all skeletons 74 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:11,208 - involved in evil stuff? - That's just, um... 75 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:14,712 skeletons are the last thing to disappear. 76 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:18,182 How fast do bones grow? 77 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:22,019 They grow very remarkably until you're a certain age, 78 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:27,358 and then when you go through puberty, bones stop growing in length. 79 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,060 How come some bones can grow 80 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:32,697 in, like, a few seconds, like, a few inches? 81 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:34,565 That can't happen. 82 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:37,234 But how come the dong bone can, you know, just... 83 00:04:37,286 --> 00:04:39,570 It's not a bone. It's not a bone. 84 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,708 - It is a bone, innit? - Nope, it isn't a bone. 85 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,126 But it does grow well quickly. 86 00:04:45,211 --> 00:04:47,628 I is got, like, eleven girls who I can prove it, 87 00:04:47,714 --> 00:04:50,498 - they can give you written evidence. - It's not a bone. 88 00:04:57,140 --> 00:05:00,725 Do you reckon it's ever okay to end someone's life? 89 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,260 No. I do not. 90 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,646 But like with me cat, when him had a broken leg, 91 00:05:05,732 --> 00:05:07,932 - me took him to the vet and... - Your cat... 92 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,984 your cat is not a human being. 93 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:14,772 - Well, me cat was a human being. - No, please don't confuse me. 94 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:18,526 Your cat was not a human being. 95 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:21,028 Nobody in the world believes a cat is a human being. 96 00:05:21,114 --> 00:05:23,080 Yeah, but it had human feelings, though. 97 00:05:23,116 --> 00:05:24,448 No, he doesn't have human feelings. 98 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:27,118 - It was sad sometimes. - I'm sure it's sad. 99 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:31,338 It was sad when we had to "buka" it 'cause of the leg. 100 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,844 Let's talk about a big thing. 101 00:05:36,929 --> 00:05:39,463 Death... D-E-F. 102 00:05:39,515 --> 00:05:43,884 I is talking about the thing that happens to you... 103 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,437 you know, a few weeks after you is alive. 104 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,904 - That's bad, innit? - Yeah, you don't spell 105 00:05:48,905 --> 00:05:50,975 it that way, though, it's D-E-A-T-H. 106 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:54,812 So what is the chances that me will eventually die? 107 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,314 That you will die? 100%. 108 00:05:57,366 --> 00:06:01,869 I can guarantee that 100%. You will die. 109 00:06:01,954 --> 00:06:04,071 Right, you is being a bit of a pessimist there. 110 00:06:04,157 --> 00:06:05,990 No, I'm being an absolute realist. 111 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:08,459 I didn't realize you was a player hater. 112 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:10,661 I'd like to get a second opinion on that. 113 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:14,915 There is nobody that I know who has a mind and a brain 114 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,668 who doesn't know that everybody will die. 115 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,470 I like to fink that four out of five people 116 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:24,175 is definitely gonna be... have the def thing happen to them. 117 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:27,845 One out of five, Jah bless, 118 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,564 keep going, keepin' it strong. 119 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:37,273 - I hope. - You will eventually find you're wrong. 120 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,440 Keep it real. 121 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:42,860 Yo, big up yourself. 122 00:07:13,286 --> 00:07:15,986 Hello. Jankoey. 123 00:07:16,072 --> 00:07:21,625 I come here to learn etiquette in Deep South with Helen, 124 00:07:21,661 --> 00:07:25,829 who professor... of etiquette. 125 00:07:25,915 --> 00:07:27,581 - Yes, sir. - Hello. 126 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:32,920 - Hello. - Should you be polite to all? 127 00:07:33,005 --> 00:07:38,926 - Yes. - Eh, should you be polite to prostitute? 128 00:07:39,011 --> 00:07:40,561 Well, yes, because, 129 00:07:40,646 --> 00:07:42,813 - you know, that's what they do. - Yes. 130 00:07:42,848 --> 00:07:46,400 How much is polite to tip them? 131 00:07:46,485 --> 00:07:48,185 - To tip? - Yes. 132 00:07:48,237 --> 00:07:52,406 - Um, usually, it's 10%. - Yes. 133 00:07:52,491 --> 00:07:54,775 - In some places, and... - For hand relief. 134 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:56,193 and some places it's 20%. 135 00:07:56,278 --> 00:07:57,695 - For... - It varies. 136 00:07:57,747 --> 00:07:58,912 - with the... - Yes. 137 00:07:58,998 --> 00:08:03,367 - vagine. - But it always proper to tip. 138 00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:07,371 Will you teach me, please, how to be a manners? 139 00:08:07,423 --> 00:08:08,922 Yes, sir, I will. 140 00:08:09,008 --> 00:08:12,126 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 141 00:08:12,211 --> 00:08:15,212 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 142 00:08:15,297 --> 00:08:18,766 - Thank you? - You're welcome. 143 00:08:18,851 --> 00:08:20,884 Uh, thank you. 144 00:08:20,936 --> 00:08:24,722 You say how to talk to people with different personality? 145 00:08:24,807 --> 00:08:30,110 - Right, we also have a dull person. - Like my wife. 146 00:08:30,196 --> 00:08:34,064 - Well, what you need to do is think of... - She is boring! 147 00:08:34,116 --> 00:08:36,900 But what you need to do is think about things 148 00:08:36,952 --> 00:08:41,955 - to help her not be boring. - It is a like doing it with my sister. 149 00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:44,375 Well, I'm not... we're not talking about that, 150 00:08:44,410 --> 00:08:45,909 we're talking about is she boring 151 00:08:45,961 --> 00:08:48,328 - just sitting and having dinner with? - Yes. 152 00:08:48,414 --> 00:08:51,081 Well, then you need to think of things that you can talk about. 153 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:54,385 Maybe she's boring 'cause you haven't done enough with her. 154 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:58,839 I do everything. I try... in the kitchen I do it. 155 00:08:58,924 --> 00:09:03,677 Every way we try. We look at the... DVD. 156 00:09:03,763 --> 00:09:07,230 We try to make it ourself. 157 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,938 Ladies and gentlemen... 158 00:09:15,024 --> 00:09:17,608 This is Elsa McDowell, this is Borat. 159 00:09:17,693 --> 00:09:20,277 - Hello, how do you do? - It's a pleasure. 160 00:09:20,362 --> 00:09:24,948 - Simms McDowell, glad... - Jankoey. 161 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:31,422 - Hello, I'm George Thurman. - Hello, Borat Sagdiyev. 162 00:09:31,457 --> 00:09:34,124 Can I talk about what I did last night? 163 00:09:35,594 --> 00:09:37,461 Well, it depends on what you did last night. 164 00:09:37,513 --> 00:09:39,766 Is it something personal that maybe makes 165 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:41,965 someone feel embarrassed or uncomfortable? 166 00:09:42,051 --> 00:09:43,967 No. 167 00:09:44,053 --> 00:09:46,804 Last night I... 168 00:09:46,889 --> 00:09:49,389 I have sex. 169 00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:54,478 - I beg your pardon? - Mistake. 170 00:09:54,563 --> 00:09:59,783 I had... with woman from Gambia, 171 00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:05,622 - I do a... - Oh. 172 00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:08,542 In America, we don't discuss that. 173 00:10:08,627 --> 00:10:12,546 But she was nice! High five! 174 00:10:15,384 --> 00:10:17,334 - She was a... - You're in trouble, George. 175 00:10:17,419 --> 00:10:20,671 Can I talk about my hobbies? 176 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:23,640 Sure, that's a wonderful thing to talk about. 177 00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:26,677 Again, that's getting to know a person. 178 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:31,598 Do you like porno? 179 00:10:31,684 --> 00:10:33,484 No. 180 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,819 This is such an interesting conversation. 181 00:10:35,855 --> 00:10:37,354 But why? 182 00:10:37,406 --> 00:10:42,442 In Kazakhstan now, after communism, we have a lot of porno! 183 00:10:42,528 --> 00:10:44,361 I like... I like a... 184 00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:47,114 I like a shaved pussy! 185 00:10:47,199 --> 00:10:50,501 Should I talk about my family? 186 00:10:50,536 --> 00:10:53,704 Sure, I would share good things about your family. 187 00:10:55,341 --> 00:11:00,210 My sister... she is a... 188 00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:02,881 prostitute? 189 00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:08,468 - That's sad. - What? 190 00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:12,806 - Why is she a prostitute? - She like to make money! 191 00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:14,691 High five! 192 00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:22,900 Hmm, she like to come to US and A, 193 00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:24,902 she can stay with you? 194 00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:29,056 We'd have to say... 195 00:11:29,141 --> 00:11:33,560 - She is good. - I know the answer to that. 196 00:11:33,646 --> 00:11:39,233 What if I make a smell? Should I say is me? 197 00:11:39,318 --> 00:11:42,891 No, you don't make it obvious. But if you feel like... 198 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:45,072 that maybe people are looking at you, like... 199 00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:48,458 you just say, "Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry." 200 00:11:48,544 --> 00:11:51,628 There is a smell. 201 00:11:51,714 --> 00:11:53,413 It smell like a shit! 202 00:11:53,499 --> 00:11:55,966 Yes, it does. 203 00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,551 Uh, we say a pot. 204 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,921 When you do a pot, when you squeeze a bad... 205 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:06,560 a bad smell... from the hole. Hole. 206 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,844 - Yeah. - You do a pot. 207 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,229 - That's right. - There are also 208 00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:12,683 - wonderful flowers that... - I can do a big pot! 209 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:15,652 - You want I try? - I've done it. 210 00:12:15,738 --> 00:12:18,021 - They have a great... - You want I try to do a pot? 211 00:12:18,107 --> 00:12:21,275 - No. - I can do. 212 00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:24,111 I know that. So can I. 213 00:12:24,196 --> 00:12:25,612 - You want I can do? - No. 214 00:12:25,664 --> 00:12:27,531 Can you make the chef do it? 215 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,366 - I have one. - Uh-uh. 216 00:12:29,451 --> 00:12:31,785 - I have one. You want? - No, no. 217 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:34,037 Borat, don't do it. 218 00:12:34,123 --> 00:12:37,291 - It is coming. - Um... 219 00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:38,709 - We're waiting. - No, we're not. 220 00:12:38,794 --> 00:12:39,710 - Do you want? - No! 221 00:12:39,795 --> 00:12:40,794 - You want? I can do. - No! 222 00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:43,180 - Put your hand close. - No! 223 00:12:43,265 --> 00:12:44,765 - Jankoey. - Jankoey. 224 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,433 You are a fat! 225 00:12:46,468 --> 00:12:48,885 You are a fat! 226 00:12:48,971 --> 00:12:50,854 - He is a fat. - I am fat. 227 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:54,224 - Big fat. That's why I said... - You are tiny! 228 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:58,812 Does he squash you when you do a sex? 229 00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,806 Easy now. 230 00:13:09,891 --> 00:13:14,560 Sex. You has all heard the words. 231 00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:18,431 Probably 'nuff of you out there is done it. 232 00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:23,569 - So, what is pornography? - I think pornography 233 00:13:23,605 --> 00:13:27,440 sends a very dangerous message to society. 234 00:13:27,492 --> 00:13:29,909 I think it lies about sex. 235 00:13:29,945 --> 00:13:34,330 - What does you fink, darling? - Well, I mean, I... 236 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:37,000 I enjoy watching it myself. 237 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:38,368 - No doubt. - I mean, of course, 238 00:13:38,453 --> 00:13:42,121 you know, a lot I feel is the parents, 239 00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:44,791 because of course you have to be 18 before you enter these sites. 240 00:13:44,843 --> 00:13:46,542 - That's right. - You know, there's a written... 241 00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,127 - Oh, no. - Yeah, she's right, though. 242 00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:49,796 There's a written statement there saying, 243 00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:52,298 "Yes, I'm 18." I mean, I see these young girls... 244 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:53,549 - That's... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, let her finish. 245 00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:54,801 - I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 246 00:13:54,886 --> 00:13:57,637 I mean, I'm seeing, like, young girls... 12, 13... 247 00:13:57,722 --> 00:14:00,356 and I'm thinking they're 18, you know. 248 00:14:00,442 --> 00:14:04,644 For the men in this business, how important is it... 249 00:14:04,696 --> 00:14:07,280 - the size of the warrior? - It's not really the size. 250 00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:09,399 You know, I've worked with, uh, quite large men... 251 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,200 - and I worked with smaller men. - A'ight. 252 00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:13,653 'Cause I has got a massive one, you know, 253 00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:16,072 but what would you say to people out there 254 00:14:16,157 --> 00:14:20,576 - wif small ones? Not me. - No, it's just... 255 00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:21,576 - I'm quite the opposite - of course the saying, 256 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:25,665 - it's not how large, it's how you use it. - Why does you fink it is 257 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,384 that you ain't have sex with someone yet? 258 00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:32,521 Do you fink it is because you is too shy or 'cause you is aimin' for 259 00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:35,391 - honeys out of your league? - No. 260 00:14:35,477 --> 00:14:37,677 Do you fink it's because of the confidence... 261 00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:39,012 - No, no, no. - You don't have the chance... 262 00:14:39,064 --> 00:14:40,313 - No. - to go up to ladies... 263 00:14:40,348 --> 00:14:42,265 - No. - and say let's do it? 264 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:45,735 No, I do not believe that sex with multiple partners 265 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:48,104 should be the normal standard in our society. 266 00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:54,694 So what you is sayin' is you actually is tryin' not to have sex? 267 00:14:54,746 --> 00:14:56,662 Basically what I'm attempting to do is not allow sex 268 00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:57,914 to come to the forefront of my life. 269 00:14:57,999 --> 00:15:04,420 Does you fink the age at which you can have sex 270 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:10,293 - is at the right level? - For most states in this country, 271 00:15:10,378 --> 00:15:13,713 the age of consensual sex 272 00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:17,100 - is usually around 16 or 18. - A'ight. 273 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:20,136 Virgin, does you fink they is at the right age? 274 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:25,308 Well, I think the dif... I think the difficulty is the issue that, you know, 275 00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:27,393 we're wired to have sex pretty young. 276 00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:30,780 - How old... can I... - I was eighteen when I lost my virginity. 277 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:34,317 You was eighteen? How old was you? 278 00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:36,652 Obviously I ain't asking you 'cause you is a virgin, 279 00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:39,989 but I was, like, I fink, about ten or somefing 280 00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:44,994 - wif this model from Italy who was 28. - Hmm. 281 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,332 It is illegal for people to have sex 282 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:54,053 below the age of 16. Should it be illegal to have sex 283 00:15:54,089 --> 00:15:56,923 above the age of something like 50? 284 00:15:57,008 --> 00:16:00,035 No, I wouldn't want it to be illegal to have sex 285 00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:03,062 above the age of 50 for personal reasons! 286 00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:08,101 But, like, a couple of years ago, me had a really bad experience. 287 00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:11,154 - Me walked in on me nana. - Mm-hmm. 288 00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:13,906 She was actually doing it, like, 69, 289 00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:17,493 wif Uncle Derrick... her boyfriend, Uncle Derrick. 290 00:16:17,579 --> 00:16:20,496 - Mm-hmm. - I mean, a real uncle, and it was like... 291 00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:22,782 - I felt sick. It was like... - Sure. 292 00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,617 - But the way to... - Walnuts in a sock. 293 00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:26,419 - But has she... - How can that be right? 294 00:16:26,454 --> 00:16:29,038 Or you learn to knock before you go into Nana's bedroom. 295 00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:32,208 No, but then it happen... they did it in the living room as well. 296 00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:36,193 Well, that's irresponsible if... you know, for parents to do 297 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:39,966 that when their... there are children around or anyone else. 298 00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:44,770 So let's just have one word to sum up your position. 299 00:16:44,806 --> 00:16:46,189 I'd say commitment. 300 00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:49,392 - Virgin? - Nobility. 301 00:16:49,477 --> 00:16:53,396 - Jesus. - Hmm... safety. 302 00:16:53,481 --> 00:16:56,532 Yo, and mine is peace. 303 00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:59,152 So let's try and do that into somefing. 304 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:04,040 Uh... pee-eeace! 305 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:07,710 Yo, nobility! Yeah! 306 00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:11,164 Check it! 307 00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:14,167 'Cause Jesus! 308 00:17:14,252 --> 00:17:16,052 Innit? 309 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:20,306 - He is... - Commitment. 310 00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:21,974 ♪ Commmii-ii... ♪ 311 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:25,595 ♪ Ii-itment. ♪ 312 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:30,483 - Okay. - Peace. 313 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:32,852 Just fought that up, just like that. 314 00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:34,654 - 'Cause I didn't know... - Right. 315 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:37,773 what your words were gonna be before any of that. I just... 316 00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:40,274 - that just was off de top of my head. - That's good. 317 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,782 Okay. 318 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:59,338 Funkyzeit! 319 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:04,259 What do you think about Hitler? 320 00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:06,728 You know he was from Austria. I mean... 321 00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:08,730 Do you think he had good style? 322 00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:11,400 Everybody's uniform looked exactly perfect. 323 00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,985 - Yeah. - It was never out of style. 324 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,604 I mean, and he had style and he had a message. 325 00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:19,942 - A bit like Christina Aguilera. - Uh, yes, I guess he did have a message. 326 00:18:19,994 --> 00:18:24,329 So, if Jesus were alive today, where would he shop? 327 00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:27,616 Um, Jesus would probably shop on Melrose, actually. 328 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:31,280 We've got a lot of shops that actually have long, cool 329 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:34,957 getup, yet still have that back-to-earth kind of feeling. 330 00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:40,963 Sure, and what about Gandhi? Where would he shop? 331 00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:42,381 Gandhi was a minimalist. 332 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:45,968 I'd say probably he would shop downtown. 333 00:18:46,053 --> 00:18:48,103 Actually, downtown there's a lot of fabric stores, 334 00:18:48,139 --> 00:18:51,857 and I think he would just go into a shop and buy a piece of fabric, 335 00:18:51,942 --> 00:18:53,642 tie it with a rope, and he'd be fine. 336 00:18:58,149 --> 00:19:00,232 What is Jonathan Antin? 337 00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:04,069 What is Jonathan Antin? 338 00:19:04,155 --> 00:19:06,371 [Bleep], man, I'm just a... 339 00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:10,409 I'm a troubled... crazy... 340 00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:13,996 [bleep]ing maniac that... 341 00:19:14,081 --> 00:19:17,749 that has a lot of feelings and a lot of emotion 342 00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:22,888 - and a lot of craziness. - Look at the evil people in the world. 343 00:19:22,973 --> 00:19:27,559 Saddam Hussein, Hitler... Stalin. 344 00:19:27,645 --> 00:19:29,845 What they all have in common? 345 00:19:29,897 --> 00:19:34,016 - Mustaches. - There's quite a few Middle Easterners 346 00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:36,235 that look like him with that kind of mustache. 347 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,020 That are not totally crazy. 348 00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:39,771 - Yeah, there are a few people - A few. 349 00:19:39,857 --> 00:19:42,274 - with mustaches who aren't totally crazy. - Absolutely. 350 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:44,493 - But most of them - They're a little [bleep]in nuts. 351 00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,111 - in my experience... - They're a little ... weird. 352 00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:49,698 Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair? 353 00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:53,585 Like Jesus and, like, hippies, 354 00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:55,537 you know, Rod Stewart, whatever. 355 00:19:55,623 --> 00:19:59,041 Sure, sure. I've done Rod Stewart's hair for a long time. 356 00:19:59,093 --> 00:20:00,959 - I'll be really honest with you. - Sure. 357 00:20:01,045 --> 00:20:05,714 I'm very impressed that you've brought these issues up, 358 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:09,935 because I've thought of them a couple of times 359 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,436 - in my career, - Right, me too. 360 00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:13,522 but I've never heard anyone else 361 00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:15,724 ever address them except for you. 362 00:20:15,776 --> 00:20:18,477 - Thanks, that means a lot. - Never, I gotta tell you, man. 363 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:20,896 That's like... did you write all this shit? 364 00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:22,447 Yeah, I just been thinking this shit, 'cause I... 365 00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:27,402 Dude, that's so heavy, because I've always wondered why... 366 00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:30,372 Yeah, 'cause it's crazy! Why all the good people... 367 00:20:30,407 --> 00:20:33,075 - Yeah, Jesus and Moses and... - Yeah. 368 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,244 You know, when they show pictures of God, 369 00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:37,162 - Yeah, the long hair. - they all have long hair! 370 00:20:37,248 --> 00:20:39,581 You know, they didn't care so much about their look. 371 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:43,051 They wore wraps. They grew their hair long. 372 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:46,004 Just say something controversial into the camera. 373 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,757 You mother[bleep] in the Middle East. 374 00:20:48,809 --> 00:20:51,760 God help you if I ever come over there. 375 00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:54,096 'Cause I'll take all you [bleep] suckers out. 376 00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:01,137 Funkyzeit! 377 00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:04,419 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~