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Raatid!
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I's been sitting in this
Jacuzzi for six hours now.
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During that time, I's done over 15 wees
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and a quarter of a plop.
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There is currently a
four-burger pile up in me batty.
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And if we don't get to
a McDonald's bog soon,
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we's probably going to be sittin'
in a chocolate milk shake, a'ight?
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Check out me show!
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Sweetheart, I'd sit
over there if I was you.
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I's just done a little
wee-wee over this half.
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2x09 - History
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sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~
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A'ight.
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Booyakasha, check this out.
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I is here with my main man,
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none other than the
boss man, Mr. Gore Vidal.
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Today we is chatting
about history, innit?
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'Cause you better learn about it.
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Is history happening all the time?
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We are history. We can't help it.
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When I was 14, I fingered
this girl called Ruth Jonas
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and she found out that
me was letting people
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sniff me fingers for tenpence
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and she told me that I was history.
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- Is I history?
- Well, you were history for her.
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For real?
So, what does that mean?
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That means as far as
one person on Earth goes,
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you are historic.
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- What was the Constitution?
- It was a written document
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outlining how the
government of a new country
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- should be governed.
- So why did they decide
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to write the Constitution
on those two tablets?
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They're not on tablets.
They're on paper.
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- Didn't them hold up the...
- No, that's Moses.
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So... all right, so how involved
was Moses in the Constitution?
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He had nothing to do
with the Constitution.
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So, is the Constitution the
same now as it was back then?
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- No.
- Why?
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- Well, we have Amendments.
- How many of them has you got?
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We've got 27 Amendments
to the Constitution.
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Ain't it better sometimes
to get rid of the whole
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thing rather than amend it?
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'Cause, like, me used to
go out with this bitch, [bleep]
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and she used to always
try and amend herself...
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you know, get her hair
done in highlights,
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get, like, tattoo done
on her butty crease,
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you know, have the whole
thing shaved... very nice.
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But it didn't make any more difference.
She was still a minger.
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And so, you know, me had
had enough, and once me got
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her pregnant, me said, "All
right, laters. That is it!"
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Ain't it the same with the Constitution?
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Well, the Constitution
has not yet been pregnant.
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- Let's chat about slavery.
- Mm.
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Ain't a lot of movies about
slavery basically racialist?
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Like, whenever them
needs to cast a slave,
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them always choose a brother.
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Well, there were no white slaves...
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- What?
- ...in America, in the United States.
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So, couldn't it be argued that
slavery is a bit racialist?
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Well, it was totally racist.
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So, you is an amazing guy.
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You ain't just a historian
and a writer and a speaker,
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you is also a
world-famous hair stylist.
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So let's just ask a couple
questions about that.
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That's Vidal Sassoon.
That's not me.
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But that's what you go under as well.
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No, that's somebody
else. I know him, too.
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- All right, so...
- Very nice man.
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All right, well, these
next few questions
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may make a bit less sense,
but just bear with me.
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So, if you could cut any
first lady's hair, which
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- one would it be?
- You know, I've never cut any hair.
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- That's Vidal Sassoon.
- Yo.
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Easy now. I is now
going to Mount Vernon,
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which don't mean that I is
gonna meet a bloke called Vernon
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and take him up the butty.
It means I is off to somewhere
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that's got something to
do with history, innit?
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Boo!
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- Welcome to Mount Vernon.
- Yo, respect.
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- Good to see you.
- Safe.
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Washington lived here
for about 40 years,
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so this is very much a
reflection of his personality.
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So does Denzel Washington
still live here?
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- Denzel?
- For real.
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No, Denzel Washington's a
different Washington family.
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I really can't tell you a
lot about his background.
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Yo, he's a brother, innit?
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- Was the other one a brother?
- "Was the other one a brother"?
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- I... I don't think so, no.
- So, there is a river near this house.
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Yeah, you can go out
and see it right now.
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Did him used to do a lot of,
like, jet skiing on the river?
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Eh, I don't know if
they had Jet Skis yet.
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So, did him go windsurfing back then?
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We don't have any records
of windsurfing either.
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Is that because wind
weren't invented then?
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Um, they had... almost all of their
big ships would've had sails...
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- A'ight.
- ...so they would've been using
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- the same kind of technology...
- Techmology as the...
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...as the windsurfing uses today.
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This is George Washington's
most private sanctum.
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- It's a study.
- For real.
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And that's... you
know who that guy is.
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Who's that?
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That guy is the father
of the American Navy,
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John Paul Jones.
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Was it difficult for
him to live and fight
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without having any arms or legs?
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Well, no, he actually had a full body.
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- So, what is the Fourth of July?
- Fourth of July is
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when they issued
the Declaration of Independence,
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and we treat that as
a holiday over here.
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So nobody goes to work
on the Fourth of July.
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We have fireworks and
all sorts of celebrations.
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And what date does you
hold the Fourth of July on?
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- Usually the Fourth of July.
- Why?
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Well, that's why we call
it that, I think. Yeah.
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What happens if it's a leap year?
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It wouldn't be on the
Fourth of July then, innit?
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Yeah, it would still be
on the Fourth of July.
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- No, not in a leap year.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Does you know what a leap year is?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Every, like, five years...
- It's every four years.
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There's an extra day in February.
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Well, maybe, yeah.
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I think this place is a
bit like P. Diddy's, innit?
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- Is it really?
- Well, I think he's got, like,
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something like this kind of house.
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Huh, I didn't... I've never
seen it, so I don't... I've seen
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this one, but I haven't seen
that one, so I don't really know.
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I think his is, with all
respect, a little bit better.
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You know, it's got, like, plasma
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- screens and a lot more bitches.
- Yeah, a lot more high tech, I bet.
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Let me give you a
little bit of information
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about this area here.
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It's gated, so people cannot get in here
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unless they have somebody
that they're coming to see.
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Is there something that, if a man
tread in it, it take his leg...
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- No, no.
- He cannot go until I find him?
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No.
We don't have those here.
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I say this because I had
a very bad Gypsy attack.
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They stole my wife plow
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and they touch my
horse in a very bad way.
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- Yeah.
- He got very depress after.
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- Yeah, sure. I understand.
- Not be safe.
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I think this is a pretty safe community.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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My wife very scared from
men with chocolate face.
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There will be in this community?
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Uh...
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there may or may not.
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They would have to be fairly
well off to live in this area.
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So they would not behave like
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- the other chocolate face.
- Oh, no. No, no.
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If another of my wife die,
is okay I bury her here?
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No, they won't allow that.
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- What if I just burn her?
- Uh...
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well, yeah, you
could... if you...
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yeah, you could probably do that.
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Legally, you can't do that,
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but I know people that have
done such things as that.
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Is there a room with no
window and a metal door?
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No, I believe all these
rooms have windows.
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I need a room for my brother.
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He is a [bleep],
and he very small head,
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but very strong arm.
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He can smash. Is it possible?
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Uh, you could probably build
something in the garage.
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Yes.
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- That would be... that, sure.
- To chain him?
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Why this bed so big?
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Well, this is for the
husband and the wife.
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But why you do not put her
to her cage?
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Well, we don't cage 'em over here.
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- Well, they escape if you do not.
- Oh, no.
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My wife, she do very much noise
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when she do...
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- toilet.
- You can shut that door there
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and then this door here
and that'd be very quiet.
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You will tell me if you can hear?
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Sure.
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- Can you hear me?
- Just barely hear ya.
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I think it would be all right.
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You can make noise and I
will see if I can hear it?
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Okay, let me shut the door.
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Make noise!
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Did you hear me?
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A little.
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- A little?
- This is what your wife sound like?
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She does not make lots of noise.
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What do you feed her that
she make so little noise?
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Well, just regular stuff that I eat.
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Boom selecta.
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Check it, today we is
chatting about medical ethics.
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What is the illness that
they give out ganja for?
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I believe they've used it for glaucoma.
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Where could I catch a
disease like that from?
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- I don't know you catch it.
- Glaucoma? No.
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I think it's something that can develop.
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Does they give you,
like, Kingston Superskunk
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or does they just give
you normal Maui Maui?
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That I don't know.
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Is normal medicine best at curing people
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or should you look to halternatives?
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Now, you is a homophobic
doctor. What's that like?
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- Homeopathic.
- All right.
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All right, yo, yo, yo.
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No, seriously, keep your
own prejudices at home
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'cause, you know, there
might be gaylords out there
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who's watching this now.
I don't want you to insult them.
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- So...
- No, you used the word "homophobic."
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You should take that back,
that word that you said.
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I didn't use the word, you did.
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- I used the word "homeopathic."
- You have misunderstood, sir.
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I don't wanna be the guy who's
in charge of this whole thing
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saying that kind of language is okay.
Sorry.
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So, what is cloming?
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Cloning is basically
where they take a cell...
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A'ight.
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...and they make it grow
into a living creature.
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Does you fink cloming is right?
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Doing something this unusual
is very, very dangerous.
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First of all, we already know that their
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experience with this has
shown many, many failures.
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Well, what about if you
could clome Foxy Brown?
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I bet you wouldn't say no to that.
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Well, since I do not know
who that individual is,
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- I can't say absolutely no.
- Foxy Brown, you know.
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She ain't called "Foxy" for nothing.
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- She is fly, like, serious Babylons.
- I see.
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Yo, would you be into that
if you could clone Foxy Brown?
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- No.
- I's getting you.
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You don't like brown sugar or whatever.
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What about if it was Carmen Electra?
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No, because basically
I'm opposed to the issue
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of producing life in this circumstance.
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Let's talk about doctors.
Does they have the right
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- to end old people's lives?
- That's euthanasia.
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Why is the responsibility
of the youth in Asia
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for killing someone else?
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Surely it's between
that patient and the doctor.
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Euthanasia is the term that's used
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when you are killing.
It's a nice word for killing.
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Well, whatever. You is
saying that it's mainly
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- Asian youths that is...
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Does you think that they
are responsible for this?
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You don't also agree with him?
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- Who's responsible for it?
- The youth in Asia.
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I think we're getting confused here.
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"Euthanasia" comes from
the Greek word for death.
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Let me understand what you
are saying. You is saying
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that it ain't got nothing to
do with young people in Asia.
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You is saying that occasionally
there's some doctors here,
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who may be from Asia, who do this.
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That's correct, but they can
also be from the United States.
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- But they're mainly from Asia.
- No, no, no.
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The ones that are there
behave themselves very well.
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No, the Asians... we have
absolutely no evidence
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that the Asians do it more than we do.
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So, let's talk about plastic surgery.
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I heard about this thing,
and it's probably rubbish,
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that some girls hactually
get their Babylons reduced.
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Is that true?
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- Yes, it's true.
- For real?
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- What? Yes.
- Oh, yes.
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Ain't that selfish,
though, 'cause, like,
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it's one woman getting backache,
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but you is taking away thousands
of men getting pleasure, innit?
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I think you're
misunderstanding once again.
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I'm talking about grossly enlarged...
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where they are not attractive.
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- For real, I was talking about nice ones.
- Oh, I see.
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- Well, it's a matter of taste.
- Respect.
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Safe.
We'll chat about that after.
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Strut together, four.
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Two forward toes.
Two turning twos.
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Circle away, two, two.
Whoo! Good.
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You're going to teach me?
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What's your name?
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- My name is Jim Harris.
- Jim Harris.
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Just a quick one.
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- This is a waltz.
- Okay.
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Spin maneuver.
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Over, spin firm.
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Direct me. Be strong with me.
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One thing you must know
is that I'm 100% faithful
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to my... partner.
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It might just be just
like a bit of fun for you,
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but for me it's another broken heart.
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This is all happening so fast.
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...and right, slide
through to a promenade sway,
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and change sway.
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- Great. That was great.
- Thank you.
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And tell me, it's great
people around here.
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- Great people.
- Yeah, I've enjoyed it very much.
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Who's that guy, Jim,
that I was dancing with?
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Uh, Jim is almost our professional.
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- He does it just right.
- Yeah, wow.
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He was really great. I
mean, does he have a partner?
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- Yes, his wife.
- Yeah, is Jim looking at me now?
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I'm not gonna look at
him, but you just look.
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Just tell me, is he looking at me?
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I don't think so.
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Well, you just look. I'm
not gonna look over there.
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I'm not gonna make it obvious.
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No, no, he's not looking at you.
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- Are you sure?
- His back's to you.
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Oh, playing hard-to-get.
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- He's getting jealous.
- Right, okay.
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Look how angry he is.
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Look like you're enjoying it.
Let's make him jealous.
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Hi, hi, how are you?
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Hi, Jim. Remember me?
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Laugh, laugh.
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- Great.
- I don't know about you, Jim.
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- Great, is he looking now?
- No, he's not.
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- No?
- Uh-uh.
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But he is now. He was
turning there momentarily.
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- He was, yeah.
- Right.
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Kinda... he glanced over
his shoulder, you know.
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He doesn't like the thought of
you and me together one little bit.
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- Okay.
- You saw him, the moment
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we were together, he was like...
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- very, very jealous.
- Oh, okay... very jealous.
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Great.
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So, I just want to say thanks so much,
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- and will I ever see you again?
- Uh, I doubt it.
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What?
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It's just this is, like,
my last night in Atlanta.
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- It felt like there was something...
- No.
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...special.
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Also, jetzt bin ich hier
mit die junge, Daniel.
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- Hallo, Daniel.
- Hello.
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- What your name?
- My name's Daniel.
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I have an interest in guns and handguns.
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I'm also a hunter. I like to hunt.
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Wow, so, what is your biggest gun?
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The biggest caliber of gun I have
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would be my seven Magnum.
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Do you need to use lubrication
with a gun like that?
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Absolutely. You definitely
need to use lubrication.
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How far can you put it up the
poopenshaft before it's dangerous?
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Uh, I probably wouldn't
use that up the poopenshaft.
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What do you think it
is that makes shooting
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the number one leisure activity
for gay guys at the moment?
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Now that I don't know.
I don't know any gay people.
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- And I'm not gay.
- Why are you denying it?
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I'm not judging you, I'm gay, too.
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All right, if you call
me gay one more time,
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I'm fittin' to knock every
tooth out of your head.
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You understand what I'm saying?
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- 'Cause I done told you that I'm not gay.
- Okay, sure. I'm sorry.
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00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,545
Okay, that's good. All right.
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I'm sorry. So, tell me, what
is these things that, um...
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One more time, I said.
So be careful what you say.
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- Okay, so...
- Be real careful what you say.
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Yo, peep this.
Me name be Gore Vidal.
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I is spitting rhymes
about early history.
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Why homies give props
to Uzis, not books
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ain't nothin' but a mystery.
A'ight.
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