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[Allura] Oh, I am getting revenge.
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Living well is the best revenge,
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but on the path to living well,
looking great matters, too.
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[Dina, Emerald, Liberty] Mm-hmm.
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I didn't make the rules,
but there you are.
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So the other day,
I did this new miracle laser
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that makes the tiniest
microscopic holes in the skin
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that stimulate collagen.
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There's also the most wonderful
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new long-lasting filler
formulated from salmon sperm.
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And then, there is this new
Czech machine that stimulates
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20,000 supra-maximal muscle contractions.
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It's like doing 20,000 crunches or squats.
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But the best thing I did...
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You ready for this?
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Oh, Lord. Are we?
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I did vaginal PRP.
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- Vaginal?
- What's that?
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- Someone's in your vagina?
- What is that?
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They take your blood, they spin it,
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and then they get the stem cells
and you get
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all these tiny little pricks
in and around your vagina.
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- [Emerald] Oh. Uh-uh.
- Oh.
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No, thank you.
I don't want any tiny pricks.
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No tiny pricks
for Miss Emerald over there.
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No little pricks near my vajayjay.
No, thank you.
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[Liberty] Just give me the big one.
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[all laughing]
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But wait, does it hurt?
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Yeah, a little bit, but they numb you up.
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But afterwards, I swear to God,
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you have the most smooth, plump...
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- Somebody has a revenge vagina.
- ...perfection.
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[Liberty] That's revenge, right there.
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[Emerald] I love it. I'm here for it.
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But let me tell you,
being a single mother,
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my self-care game is way different.
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I have recently become
a devotee of a company
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called Hands of Fury.
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Now it's getting good.
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[Emerald] This is a company
that specializes in pamper parties.
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- For a party of one.
- [Liberty] Oh!
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[Emerald] And they're gorgeous.
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They're like chocolate nesting dolls.
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Each one is cuter than the next.
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- They come out--
- Tell me more.
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- Yes.
- [Liberty] Same!
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[Emerald] So they show up just looking
like a gorgeous gang.
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Rub you down with this wonderful oil.
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Hit all the kibbles and all the bits.
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How does this pressure feel?
Am I hitting the sweet spot?
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[chuckles] You know it.
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And then they make you a custom cocktail.
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[Allura] Cocktail?
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Don't put the emphasis on the "cock."
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- I see you.
- Cocktail!
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You're doin' too much.
You're doin' too much.
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And after they all leave,
I go to my favorite drawer.
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Everything in there takes a battery.
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Alright? So I pick my partner
for the night.
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And then I get ready
to take flight on a solo mission.
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- [Liberty] Oh, sounds like heaven.
- [Emerald] Mm! Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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- Hoo!
- [Liberty] Have we lost you?
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Yes, I'm back. I'm back.
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Is it naive to ask
what about your inner life?
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Inner life? You mean like your soul?
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- Yeah.
- [Liberty] She's right.
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The exterior only reflects the interior.
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That's Doctor Vaarshny's
philosophy anyway.
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He's this amazing doctor
Reggie connected me with
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and easy on the eyes.
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Um, and he gives you this IV.
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It's a coenzyme
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- that just somehow regenerates...
- NAD.
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NAD, that's it! Have you heard of it?
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- I've done it.
- You've done it!
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Of course, you've done it.
You've done it all.
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But menopause is one
of the great triggers of inflammation,
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and so you need to do these treatments
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just to drain the lymphatics.
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All this effort to fight time.
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It's lonely work.
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Aren't there days you long
to lie in a hammock
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reading Jane Austen?
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- No.
- [snickers]
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Will Jane Austen really
help you adjust to aging
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and gravity and public opinion?
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Come on, Dina.
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So I'm going to tell you a story,
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because one day you're going
to be where I am today.
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I went to the bathroom here
and I went by a mirror,
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and I thought I saw an older woman.
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So I went back to the mirror
and I realized that it was me.
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Uh, it was my reflection,
and I didn't recognize it
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because inside I feel like I'm 35.
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- [Allura, Emerald, Liberty] Aw.
- But outside--
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Dina, stop. You look fantastic.
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- You look amazing.
- Gorgeous.
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Okay, so I'll say this.
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Would I love a tuck here and there
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to make my outside match my inside?
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- [Allura] Wouldn't we all?
- Not my priority right now
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with all that Dougie's going through.
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- But, you know, maybe in the future, sure.
- Right.
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Then I ask myself, "Where does it stop?"
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- [Liberty] Mm.
- [Emerald] Mm.
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After my breasts or my stomach
or my arms or my elbows?
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- They have a thing for that.
- [Liberty] Stop! Come on.
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Seriously, I've done it.
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Okay. Let me say this.
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Whatever it is that you feel
like you need to do
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to make yourself feel better,
do that shit.
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Yeah. On board.
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Do you want to know my secret
for staying young?
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- Tell it.
- Tell us.
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- [Liberty] We're dying for it.
- Keeping up with all of you.
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- [Emerald laughing]
- [Liberty] Aw!
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I love you.
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- [Emerald] Aw, we love you, too.
- [phone chiming]
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- [Dina] I love you.
- [Emerald] Oops.
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Okay, ladies. Our three o'clock is here.
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- [Liberty] Oh, God.
- Mm.
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- [Liberty] Here we go.
- [sighs] I wish I had taken notes.
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[all laugh]
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♪
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[client] We'd been married
almost three years.
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I knew he had had one affair,
probably more.
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So when he had told me
to get plastic surgery,
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I couldn't say no.
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My marriage was at stake.
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[Allura] Oh, this is not your fault.
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You have nothing to be ashamed of.
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Can you walk us back, Lee-Ann?
Tell us how you guys met.
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- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ rock music playing]
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I saw him live at Jacobs Park
in San Diego.
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My girlfriend and I scored
two tickets, third row center.
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Whoo!
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I felt like God had finally noticed me.
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We had this electric current
between the two of us.
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I had never known that kind of abandon,
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that raw passion.
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We just had this hunger for each other.
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It wasn't just about the sex.
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- We had a spiritual connection.
- [Lee-Ann moaning]
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It really was a fairy tale.
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Until it turned.
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What happened next?
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Take your time.
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[♪ solemn music playing]
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I was about to turn the big 4-0.
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[Tommy moaning]
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[laughs]
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Fuck.
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You know what I love most?
When you suck my dick.
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[tray clatters]
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I don't have to look at your fucking face.
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Look at it!
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I have to close my eyes and pretend
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you're still the same hot
piece of ass I married.
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If you cared about me,
you'd do something about this,
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and I wouldn't have to ask.
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Then I wouldn't have to get my rocks off
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with all the goddamn groupies all the time
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instead of coming home
and fucking my wife!
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I knew there were others.
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But, I mean, he was a rock star.
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What did I expect?
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I... I just thought
I could keep him, I guess.
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[Emerald] What the hell?
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That man is a demon, and a smart one,
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because he knows exactly
what buttons to push
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to make you feel like
his fooling around is your fault.
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It's not.
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It was... I had... I had let myself go.
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You know? My face.
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[Liberty]
Honey, it's called getting older.
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I mean, is anyone asking him
to get plastic surgery?
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- I don't think so.
- [Emerald] Right.
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I mean, maybe it was my fault.
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I-I knew that there were always
hot young girls
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at every one of his shows.
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- Oh.
- I figured,
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"What was the harm
in getting a little work done?"
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But he insisted on everything:
face, ass, tits.
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You know, a whole new me.
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He even had a doctor.
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Some fan that he could tell
to do anything he wanted.
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Dr. Costa.
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Matt Costa? The butcher of Beverly Hills?
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No, I... Didn't he get
his license revoked?
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I feel so stupid.
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I promise, we're going to get you
what you deserve,
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- alright?
- [cell phone buzzing]
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And we are going to make that man pay big.
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Plus, we're going to sue the bejeezus
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out of that hackety-hack Costa
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and make sure that
he never gets the chance
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to fuck up another woman again, ever.
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Thank you.
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♪
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Uh, excuse me.
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[door closes]
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[phone ringing]
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[door closes]
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Triple espresso, half a cup of sugar.
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If I remember correctly,
that means you've got some bad news.
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I hate breaking people's hearts.
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Ugh. Damn.
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We'll do it together.
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[Emerald] I am so sorry, babe.
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[Allura sighs]
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Maria Coulatis born Mark Coulatis?
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Chase has been with a trans sex worker.
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Ex-sex worker.
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Now she's an assistant
banquet manager at his stadium.
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That's how they met.
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Does Carr know any of this?
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We don't think so. Chase has been careful.
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How careful? A sex worker?
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Ex-sex workers do have busy boxes, so...
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I-I feel like I'm in a dream.
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How is this even happening right now?
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How-- Am I that stupid?
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[Emerald] No.
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How did I not even have a clue?
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Nothing.
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He worshipped me.
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He pretended to worship me.
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Where is she?
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In a condo in Playa Del Rey,
a block from the beach.
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- He bought it for her?
- [Dina] Mm-hmm.
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Can't be love, 'cause he also bought
that bitch a used Prius.
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I thought I processed this.
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I did everything. I-I went
to the doctors' offices. I got polished.
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I even thought the fangirls,
the starfuckers,
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whatever, but...
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[sighs] Will it ever be over?
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I'm sorry. I need a minute.
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[Dina sighs]
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[papers rustling]
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Don't tell me you want me
on another trial.
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No, no more trials, Doug,
since it's not just the prostate,
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but... it's in the bones, and your liver.
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- It's about being comfortable.
- Comfortable?
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So, pals and loved ones
can come over and say goodbye?
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Or do I have a couple
of weekends in Santa Barbara?
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A few more tennis matches?
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Have you brought Dina up to date?
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So, no to tennis.
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00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,859
[♪ somber music playing]
251
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,407
[Dr. Pollan]
You have to talk to her, Doug.
252
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,701
I know!
253
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,829
[sighs]
254
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,165
I know, I know, I know.
255
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,005
♪
256
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,774
[Milan] What do they mean
by "type of sex"?
257
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,360
Like, adultery?
258
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,321
[Allura] Vaginal, anal, oral.
259
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:02,991
[Milan sighs]
260
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,204
Thank you for getting me this appointment.
261
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,833
This is not a girls' Botox party.
262
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,042
We're getting tested for STIs
263
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,672
because we fucked the same
serial cheating sex addict.
264
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,259
These results matter to our health.
But more importantly, to my case.
265
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:25,679
Dr. Ma doesn't have any openings
for new patients until 2040,
266
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,347
so the fact that you're here with me
267
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,350
is strictly a matter of convenience.
268
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,728
I respect it.
269
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,147
But still, thank you.
270
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,277
I don't know how I couldn't see it.
271
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,404
There were so many red flags with Chase.
272
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,867
Very specific things
that he learned from somewhere.
273
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,328
- And it wasn't from you.
- Like what?
274
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,873
You don't even want to know.
275
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,542
But like what?
276
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,754
He never fucking made you wear a strap-on?
277
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,507
♪
278
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,637
I'm already drowning in estrogen.
279
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,894
Alright, remember: stay calm, deep breath.
280
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,146
Here we go.
281
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,397
Can't you do this without me?
282
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:21,152
Be brave, girlfriend.
You're our material evidence.
283
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,821
And once Dr. Roemher
reverses Costa's hatchet job,
284
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,908
you'll be so much hotter than Zendaya.
285
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,952
Thank you. Right this way.
286
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,498
Whoa! Wasn't expecting the full trio.
287
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,624
That's right, Damien.
288
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,253
You got all the horsewomen
of the apocalypse. Buckle up.
289
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,047
[Tommy] Hey, baby.
290
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,799
You're looking, uh...
291
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,301
good.
292
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,844
[Damien] Well, Allura won't need backup
293
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:51,516
because we are prepared
to be very, very generous.
294
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,520
Thirty million? My, my.
295
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,147
[Damien] No need to make things
more contentious than necessary.
296
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,985
Mm. Actually, we were thinking...
297
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:08,825
[snickers]
298
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,328
[Tommy] What?
299
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,038
No fuckin' way.
300
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,707
What'd I tell you? I talk, you sit.
301
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,210
This is insane.
His assets are only worth--
302
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:23,338
A hundred and fifty million,
five hundred forty-eight thousand,
303
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,799
three hundred fifty-six dollars
304
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,261
and thirty-two cents.
305
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,554
- [snickers]
- [Emerald] All of which we plan
306
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,766
to claw back
from his offshore accounts in Dubai.
307
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,102
You've been a naughty boy.
308
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,896
You haven't paid Uncle Sam in years.
309
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,523
That's also a phone call
that I'm prepared to make.
310
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,108
- You're insane.
- Am I?
311
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,568
Even if that were true,
312
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,779
California law says
she's only entitled to half.
313
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,364
Unless she can prove
that her husband's conduct
314
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,867
amounted to cruelty and coercion,
315
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,537
entitling her to a much larger portion
of those joint assets.
316
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:59,374
Due to the infliction
of emotional or physical harm.
317
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,500
- [Emerald] How about that?
- [scoffs]
318
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,711
This is extortion.
319
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,797
There's no way I'm paying $100 million
320
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,841
to that reptile-faced
bat-winged motherfucker!
321
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,092
- I said shut up!
- [Emerald] Hey!
322
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,178
[Liberty] Please.
323
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,055
Listen, if you guys have a problem
324
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,764
with Lee-Ann's plastic surgery,
325
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,725
I suggest you take it up with her surgeon.
326
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:20,353
We did. And he agreed
to settle our claim against him
327
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,023
in exchange for his notes.
328
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,233
Dr. Costa records every initial intake
329
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,277
just in case of a malpractice suit,
330
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,070
of which we are one of many.
331
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,574
And according to those notes,
which we have right here,
332
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:37,120
our client was seeking
merely a lip augmentation
333
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,580
and a dermabrasion, I think.
334
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,916
And it was your client who insisted
335
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:45,212
she undergo a neck lift,
cheek and lip augmentation,
336
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,422
jawline contouring, lipo filling,
337
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,507
soft tissue augmentation,
and the list keeps--
338
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,426
You can't prove he forced her.
339
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,969
Maybe, maybe not.
340
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,846
But honestly, how do you really think
341
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,806
these optics are going to play in court?
342
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,309
We're also prepping a civil lawsuit,
343
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:03,313
which we can gently tease
to Rolling Stone.
344
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,107
- Ah. [scoffs]
- I mean, can't you just see the headlines?
345
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,610
"Broken Vows, Broken Face:
346
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:12,406
The Untold Story of a Rockstar's Cruelty."
347
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,289
We'll be back here this afternoon.
348
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,998
Let's go.
349
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,043
I had no idea you were
such a greedy little bitch.
350
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,378
Oh, no.
351
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,214
That's our thing.
We're the greedy bitches.
352
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,633
It's what we do best.
353
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,760
[Tommy] Bullshit.
354
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,221
That is what you call sweet revenge.
355
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,559
♪
356
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,018
[chuckles]
357
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,689
[indistinct conversation]
358
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,277
Got a minute?
359
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,779
Milan and I are negative.
I just got the news.
360
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,323
Oh, thank God.
361
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,200
Are you alright, my darling?
362
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,785
Relieved, yes.
363
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,538
But I don't want to cry, so speak.
364
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:05,751
I am going to meet with Carr
alone today about your divorce.
365
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,045
You're afraid I'm going to be emotional.
366
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,173
Well, with the day I've had,
you're not wrong.
367
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,009
Calm makes Carr anxious.
368
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,094
Stillness drives her crazy.
369
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,305
- Can you be still?
- Will Chase be there?
370
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,224
No. I want this off the table.
371
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,934
I want this divorce done.
372
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,730
I want you to be able to get on with life.
373
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,107
No one need dine out on this.
374
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,608
Hurt them.
375
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,443
Which is why I don't want you there,
376
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,529
but, yes.
377
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,283
♪
378
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,412
[elevator bell dings]
379
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,664
- [receptionist] Hi, may I--
- Bore someone else with your directions.
380
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,042
I know where I'm going.
381
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,711
♪
382
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,060
♪
383
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,898
A million dollars a month.
384
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,025
That's what we want.
385
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,151
Make it rain.
386
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,320
[chuckles]
387
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,155
Carr, I'm not in the business
388
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,868
of awarding obscene allowances
to men who don't deserve it.
389
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:27,499
Your client is in an ongoing
sexual relationship
390
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,086
with a trans woman named Maria Coulatis,
391
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,214
which the NFL and Nike
won't find marketable.
392
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,927
Yeah, maybe in the geriatric wing
you'll soon call home.
393
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,429
But the rest of us much younger people
394
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,224
will admire him for his acceptance.
395
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,977
But, hey, if you want
to align yourself with JK Rowling
396
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,689
in demonizing the trans population,
have at it.
397
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,359
Of course, then your own
butch flavor would come up.
398
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,112
There are rumors about you.
399
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,988
I started them.
400
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:02,201
Your client put my client at risk
401
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,993
by sleeping with a sex worker.
402
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,704
Retired sex worker.
403
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,748
Ms. Coulatis is not
Chase's only dalliance.
404
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,874
There are others.
405
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,544
We have proof, and proof is powerful.
406
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,463
Chase is prepared to publicly
come forward as a sex addict.
407
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,091
[laughs]
408
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,887
That tired cliché?
409
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,224
Oh, Carr, go back to chasing ambulances
410
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,561
where your clients can't afford
to sue you for malpractice.
411
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,730
You know, I'm surprised your ancestors
412
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,815
were actually allowed on the Mayflower,
413
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:37,026
but I guess that's one way
to rid the place of half-wits,
414
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,528
mouth-breathers, and perverts.
415
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,697
So here's the deal.
416
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,575
Allura signs over her share
of the Malibu home,
417
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,369
the plane, and the lodge in Montana
418
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,581
where Ralph Lauren
jizzed all over, or some shit.
419
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,417
She can keep the Bel Air house.
He never liked it anyway.
420
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:56,546
Now, you may think I'm being
a greedy little pig bottom.
421
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,256
- I do.
- Well,
422
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,593
I would invite you to think differently,
out of the box,
423
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,262
seeing as we have
the one thing your client
424
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,641
so desperately wants above all things.
425
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,145
Do tell. I'm dying to hear.
426
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,564
Eggs.
427
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,692
And by eggs, I mean embryos,
428
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,153
frozen little wannabe kiddos
429
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:23,198
fertilized by your client and my client,
430
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,242
now waiting breathlessly
for a happy future life
431
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,498
in a refrigerated vault
in lovely downtown Encino.
432
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:35,627
[camera shutter clicks]
433
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,128
Oh. [chuckles]
434
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,799
This... This one's a keeper.
435
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,634
I could make this my next Christmas card.
436
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,847
The shock on your face
just thrills me to my marrow.
437
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,516
[sighs]
438
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,269
You've become a loathsome person.
439
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,479
I thought I raised you better.
440
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,648
[chuckles]
441
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,275
Raised me?
442
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,030
You abandoned me. You all did.
443
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,615
I didn't kick you out of the nest, Carr,
444
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,116
and you know it.
445
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:11,704
You flew out, full of anger,
which you never dealt with.
446
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,248
And look where it's gotten you.
447
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,709
Bartering with embryos.
448
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,877
She didn't tell you, did she?
449
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,296
[laughs]
450
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,341
Little Allura-dorable,
can't have a wittle baby
451
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:27,053
of her own in that cobweb
dusty womb of hers.
452
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,639
Boo-hoo.
453
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,979
You don't give us what we want,
454
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,105
everything we want,
455
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:40,066
those eggs will never see
the inside of Allura's hoo-ha,
456
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,403
because I will personally
slather them in A1 steak sauce
457
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,031
and eat them with a side of fries.
458
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,244
Oh, and there is one more thing
we want, toots:
459
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,162
half the law firm.
460
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:58,168
Take your Geritol, muse on that,
and then give me a call.
461
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,921
You've got my number. Oh, wait.
462
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,841
Sorry. I blocked you.
463
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,139
[door closes]
464
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,439
♪
465
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,987
[indistinct chatter]
466
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,615
♪
467
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,592
♪
468
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:10,908
What are you doing here?
469
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:12,952
Why wouldn't you text me?
470
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,665
I thought, uh... paper trail.
471
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,337
We need to go somewhere more private.
472
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,215
The coast clear?
473
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,676
Think we can make it without the cameras?
474
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:35,682
Follow me.
475
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,768
♪
476
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:53,826
[Chase] So what's up?
477
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,378
I got this today from your dearly beloved.
478
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,845
- [Chase] So she wants to--
- Talk.
479
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,179
Because we're both victims.
480
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,474
She wants to... help me put it out there.
481
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,852
How America's Golden Boy's throwing down
482
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,271
with trans hookers on the down low.
483
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:26,400
[sighs] So she wants to join forces
with you against me?
484
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,111
Yeah, just us girls
against the big bad wolf.
485
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,114
Oh.
486
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,950
"We want to help you find a platform
to tell your side of the story."
487
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,160
Wow, she's sweet.
488
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,996
No, she's going to put this out
whether you want it or not.
489
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:42,415
Yeah, no, she's smarter than that.
490
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,960
She can't go public about us
without me on her side.
491
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,253
Her whole brand is women helping women.
492
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,921
You think she's going
to drag a trans woman?
493
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,214
You don't know Allura, okay?
494
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,384
When she makes a threat,
she's a special kind of vindictive.
495
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,262
- She's going to leak this.
- Go ahead with your evil plan, Cruella.
496
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,765
Take out a billboard on Sunset
with my picture on it.
497
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:01,185
I've survived worse.
I'm not scared of her.
498
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,568
- So what are you going to do?
- Ignore it.
499
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,781
And when/if they shove
a camera in my face,
500
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,282
serve me with some piece of paper
501
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,034
saying I gotta make
a statement or something,
502
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:20,328
I deny, deny, deny.
503
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,413
I got your back.
504
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:23,999
[sighs]
505
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,963
You are unbelievably cool.
506
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,299
Okay, but I'm really not.
507
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,428
Come on. This is transactional, babe.
Always has been.
508
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,890
♪
509
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,685
So what do you want?
510
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:47,814
Nothing now, but when
the dust settles, when it's over,
511
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,357
I want a night out with you.
512
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,693
Freshly divorced and instantly
513
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,695
one of America's most eligible bachelors.
514
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:57,949
And with all the click, click, click,
telescope lenses,
515
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,410
I want a photo-op worthy of Page Six,
516
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,954
seven, eight, nine, ten, even.
517
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,123
A photo-op for what? Your Instagram?
518
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,708
No, my sister's.
519
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,334
Think about it.
520
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,837
America sees the human golden retriever,
521
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:15,467
Chase Monroe, on a date
with a sexy, smart transsexual.
522
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,095
It instantly legitimizes my community
to millions of people.
523
00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,638
Hetero-normativity is currency.
524
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,223
Yeah, but what... [sighs]
525
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,767
What about my endorsements?
526
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,398
Right. Transactional.
527
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,900
By then you'll be set. Rich, untouchable.
528
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,279
It won't touch you.
Just don't read the comments.
529
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,411
Okay. So let me get this straight.
530
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:47,416
You have my back and I get
a divorce on my own terms...
531
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,336
and all you want is a photo-op.
532
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,923
That's it. That's all it costs me.
533
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,720
Or no, actually.
534
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,683
Maybe the photo-ops for the public,
535
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,853
but... maybe the dates for us,
536
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:12,399
you know, to see if we've got chemistry.
537
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,610
The other kind
without money changing hands.
538
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:16,861
I don't know.
539
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,947
♪
540
00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,499
♪
541
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,710
[elevator bell dings]
542
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,215
[phone rings]
543
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:45,933
Hey.
544
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,519
Fuck, what's wrong?
545
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,445
Lee-Ann did what?
546
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,030
After the settlement we got her?
547
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:03,783
She wanted to see him suffer
the way she suffered.
548
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,953
She wanted the man to feel her pain.
549
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,745
Alright, take me through it.
550
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,207
So she stalks the ex,
551
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:14,628
sees him with some young hottie
and then follows him in.
552
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:23,386
So what do you want to eat? Oh!
553
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,554
- You.
- [both laugh]
554
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,515
- You hungry?
- Yes, I am.
555
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:30,101
Hey, you two lovebirds. Ah!
556
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,061
- What the fuck?
- Who's this?
557
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,689
Word of advice: if he fucks around on you,
558
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,148
which he will,
559
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,650
it is not his fault...
560
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,318
- I'm going to get a restraining order.
- ...you made him do it.
561
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,113
- You get the fuck out of here.
- Oh, and don't forget to worship
562
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,573
his sagging balls and gray pubes.
563
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,784
- Hey, could you get Troy, please, now?
- Oh, and don't age.
564
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,077
- Hurry.
- And, honey.
565
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:50,997
- I'm gonna get your ass thrown out.
- Oh, wait until you get that anal.
566
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,081
Oh, my God.
567
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,541
Has he cum all over your face yet?
568
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,625
- Excuse me?
- Will you just stop?
569
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,710
Oh, it is to die for.
570
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,128
Get the fuck out.
What are you doing this for?
571
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,754
- Which is actually why I'm here.
- Get the fuck out.
572
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,006
[woman] Tommy, what is she talking about?
573
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,841
To cum all over your face, Daddy.
574
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,009
Fuck you.
575
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,011
- [liquid splashes]
- [Tommy screaming]
576
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,095
[Lee-Ann laughing]
577
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,139
Oh, you psychotic bitch.
578
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,016
[groaning] Oh, my God.
579
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,727
Ah! It's sulfuric acid.
580
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,730
- It's not semen.
- Oh, my God!
581
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,564
[woman] You're crazy.
582
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:20,067
Your skin might blister and peel
but don't worry, babe,
583
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:23,404
I have got the best
plastic surgeon for you.
584
00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,948
You fucking bitch!
585
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,200
Bitch.
586
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,494
[sighs] I wish she would have
told us what she was thinking.
587
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,829
We could have stopped her.
588
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:36,251
Maybe. But maybe her need
for revenge was unstoppable.
589
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:39,879
That's the thing about anger.
590
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,298
How many times have we seen our clients,
591
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:46,802
even after massive settlements,
that are still eaten up by rage?
592
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,764
It's like a tapeworm
devouring you from the inside
593
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,974
until there's nothing left.
594
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,392
[Emerald] Uh-huh.
595
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,438
Wait. What's this, an intervention?
596
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,899
How many times have I heard you say...
597
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,402
I'm going to kill him.
No, I-I'm going to destroy him.
598
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,528
Wait, what?
599
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,697
All I asked you was
what you did this weekend.
600
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,366
Oh shit, sorry.
I was just thinking out loud.
601
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,495
There is so much rage going around.
602
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,789
We've got to tame these dark hearts.
603
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:18,585
Confucius says, "When you embark
on a journey of revenge,
604
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,046
you got to dig two graves."
605
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:25,758
You got to trust Dina.
Settle this so you can move on.
606
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,510
[Liberty] And you said it yourself:
607
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:30,222
"The best revenge is a life well lived."
608
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,848
You have your whole life in front of you,
609
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:36,018
and we will not let
that asshole rob you of that.
610
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,521
[Emerald] We sure are not.
611
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,567
[jump rope whooshing]
612
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,153
[doorbell rings]
613
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,242
- [Allura] Hi.
- Hi.
614
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,077
Where will the nursery be?
615
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,831
Um, well, I was thinking about renovating
one of the guest rooms.
616
00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:00,835
No. It's on the complete opposite side
of the house from your room.
617
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,004
Not ideal for 4:00 a.m. feedings.
618
00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:07,134
♪
619
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:12,764
You can put everything in here.
620
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,683
What have you got for food?
621
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,309
This is your baby shower after all.
622
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,687
Um, maybe some string cheese.
623
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,897
[sighs]
624
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,692
[Milan] Sparkling water is all I got.
625
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,364
So, have you told Chase yet?
626
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,616
- No.
- Why not?
627
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,661
Girl, all the shit
I learned about that man.
628
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,414
Fuck that shit. That's my new motto.
629
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,500
It's my baby, not his.
630
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,711
I will take care of it. I will have it.
631
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,004
Just me.
632
00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,469
Will you help me flip this over?
633
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,734
So help me understand
why you're being so nice to me.
634
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,027
- Aren't you...
- Pissed off?
635
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,361
Yeah, I'm pissed.
636
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:12,532
At Chase, at all the women he's been with,
637
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:16,119
at you, if I'm being brutally honest.
638
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:20,540
But mostly, I'm pissed at myself
639
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,001
for thinking that I could have...
640
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,714
You wanted a baby.
641
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:32,219
Two. A boy and then a girl.
642
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:35,387
Because girls should always have
older brothers.
643
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,474
I wanted one at 43 and one at 45.
644
00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:41,018
I thought my firm would be
fully established by then
645
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,437
and Chase's football career would be over.
646
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,148
Chase and I froze fertilized embryos.
647
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:50,319
But now they're marital property,
and Carr's threatening
648
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,655
to put them on a Cobb salad and eat them.
649
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,114
- What?
- So most likely,
650
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:57,117
they will end up in a lab frozen forever.
651
00:33:57,118 --> 00:34:01,539
And they could be my last shot
at being a mom.
652
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,333
So there's nothing else you can do?
653
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:09,089
Not without Chase's signature,
or risking everything.
654
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,967
I'ma say it again. Fuck that shit.
655
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,512
Fuck that shit.
656
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,347
- [glasses clink]
- Cheers to that.
657
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:19,557
[Milan] Yes.
658
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,645
Mm.
659
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,272
Fuck that shit.
660
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,856
[Milan] That's right.
661
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,652
[sighs]
662
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,154
Thank you.
663
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,906
Wait, for what?
664
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,374
[♪ "Skin" by Vök playing]
665
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,845
♪ There's something in the water ♪
666
00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:59,806
♪ Something in the way ♪
667
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,393
♪ I'm going through a change now ♪
668
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:07,480
♪ I'm going through a hard phase ♪
669
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:12,818
♪ Don't you tell me I should lock
in my thoughts ♪
670
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,403
♪ Hide the keys ♪
671
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:20,410
♪ When I'm open to adjust
to your beliefs ♪
672
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:25,956
♪ I am growing to be someone
that I'm not ♪
673
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,625
♪ That I fear ♪
674
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:32,130
♪ There's a voice
inside my head now saying ♪
675
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,800
♪ Take the wheel and steer ♪
676
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,551
[doctor] Just a pinch.
677
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,513
♪ I'm dying to open up ♪
678
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,390
♪ I'm vulnerable ♪
679
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:46,353
This chapter of our lives
has been all about work.
680
00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:50,607
I want to give it a couple more years,
but the next chapter?
681
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,067
It's what all this work is for.
682
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,320
You're going to be
a great mother, someday,
683
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,405
when you're ready.
684
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,283
♪ So vulnerable ♪
685
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:07,749
♪ I am stuck in my own skin ♪
686
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:14,588
♪ I am stuck in my own skin ♪
687
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,174
♪ So stuck in my own skin ♪
688
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,844
♪ I am stuck in my own skin ♪
689
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,931
♪ So stuck in my own skin ♪
690
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,727
♪ I am stuck in my own skin ♪
691
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:43,158
So you've taken your trigger shot
within the last 36 hours?
692
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,243
Yes.
693
00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:45,536
And your bladder's full?
694
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,456
Just finished off
a full Yeti Rambler in the car.
695
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,751
Good girl. Let's see.
696
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,420
You've been taking your progesterone,
697
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:56,964
400 milligrams inserted three times daily?
698
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,298
Religiously.
699
00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,592
Now...
700
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,471
are you certain you want
to implant both embryos today?
701
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:07,307
Yes. We're not sure of their viability,
702
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,185
and we want to give ourselves
the best chance possible.
703
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:13,231
And you understand
there is the possibility,
704
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,691
however unlikely, given your age,
705
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,360
that you might find yourself
pregnant with twins.
706
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,612
Yes. That would be wonderful.
707
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,283
[laughs] Famous last words.
708
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:27,870
And your husband is on board
with the decision?
709
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:28,996
[Allura] You know Chase.
710
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:32,291
He's all about leaving it all
on the field, not holding back.
711
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,128
[Dr. Ramesh] Such a shame he couldn't be
here with you to share the experience.
712
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,212
[Allura]
He has an important scrimmage today,
713
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,550
but he made me promise
to text him the moment we're done.
714
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,928
Well, as long as we have
both of your signatures,
715
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,264
we should be good to go.
716
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:50,560
♪
717
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,418
Terrific.
718
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:20,590
You have done everything perfectly
to prepare for this.
719
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,676
Time to let hope and love take over.
720
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,385
What do you say?
721
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,846
Let's do this.
722
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,183
Sorry if it's a bit cold.
723
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,522
- All looks good.
- Good.
724
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,482
[Dr. Ramesh] It's not too dissimilar
725
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:42,153
from a pelvic exam or a pap smear.
726
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,363
Again, sorry for the cold.
727
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,447
No worries.
728
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:48,659
[Dr. Ramesh] This is a prep catheter,
729
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,996
which we insert into the cervix
730
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:58,211
to make sure there's a nice,
smooth path to the uterus.
731
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,838
Not too uncomfortable, I hope.
732
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,590
Preferable to the depositions
I'll be taking this afternoon.
733
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:04,717
[Dr. Ramesh chuckles]
734
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,304
Alright. We are all set.
735
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,516
Could you let Dr. Peyman know
we're ready when she is?
736
00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,688
Dr. Peyman is my embryologist of choice.
737
00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:20,065
The embryos appear to adore her as well.
738
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,276
[Allura chuckles]
739
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:25,113
[Dr. Ramesh] Ah!
Here is the star of the show.
740
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,241
The embryos are in there?
741
00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:30,492
[Dr. Peyman] They are, indeed.
742
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,703
I always encourage
my patients at this point
743
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,539
to imagine that they're somewhere else.
744
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,417
Some place maybe a little more romantic.
745
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,628
You never know how
one's thoughts influence biology.
746
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:46,175
[priest] Do you, Allura Grant,
take Chase Monroe
747
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:47,886
to be your husband,
748
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,140
to love and to hold
for better or for worse
749
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,725
till death do you part?
750
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:56,311
[Allura] I do.
751
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,146
[priest] And do you, Chase Monroe,
752
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,733
take Allura Grant to be your wife,
753
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:05,360
to love and to hold
for better or for worse
754
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,654
till death do you part?
755
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,114
I do.
756
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,783
[priest] I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
757
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:14,829
♪ The way you'd play
with me like a child ♪
758
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,831
♪ Will you still love me ♪
759
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:22,837
♪ When I'm no longer young
and beautiful? ♪
760
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,881
♪ Will you still love me ♪
761
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:30,552
♪ When I got nothing but my aching soul? ♪
762
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:34,932
♪ I know you will, I know you will ♪
763
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:39,019
♪ I know that you will ♪
764
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:41,897
♪ Will you still love me... ♪
765
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:45,276
[Dr. Ramesh] You can see on the monitor
the flashes of light.
766
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,738
The embryos are too small to see,
767
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,198
but those are air pockets
768
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:54,327
that indicate their journey is in motion.
769
00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,333
And we are done.
770
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,462
You take a few minutes, though. Rest.
771
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,131
Stay on your back.
772
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,092
You did great.
773
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,219
Sorry that your husband couldn't be here,
774
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,721
but I'm sure he was here in spirit.
775
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,264
Hmm.
776
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,350
[Dr. Peyman] It's our privilege
to be able to help couples
777
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:19,686
achieve their dreams.
778
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,437
[Dr. Ramesh] We'll be back shortly.
779
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:22,896
Thank you.
780
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,064
♪ Will you still love me ♪
781
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:29,070
♪ When I'm no longer young
and beautiful? ♪
782
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,114
♪ Will you still love me ♪
783
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:37,077
♪ When I got nothing but my aching soul? ♪
784
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:41,206
♪ I know you will, I know you will ♪
785
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:44,918
♪ I know that you will ♪
786
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,421
♪ Will you still love me ♪
787
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:52,510
♪ When I'm no longer beautiful? ♪
788
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:58,099
♪ Dear Lord, when I get to Heaven ♪
789
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:02,477
♪ Please, let me bring my man ♪
790
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:06,773
♪ When he comes
tell me that you'll let him in ♪
791
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:10,360
♪ Father, tell me if you can ♪
792
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:14,531
♪ All that grace, all that body ♪
793
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:18,702
♪ All that face makes me wanna party ♪
794
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:22,456
♪ He's my sun, he makes me shine ♪
795
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:26,419
♪ Like diamonds ♪
796
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,963
♪ And will you still love me ♪
797
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:35,470
♪ When I'm no longer young
and beautiful? ♪
798
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,472
♪ Will you still love me ♪
799
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:43,351
♪ When I got nothing but my aching soul? ♪
800
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,437
♪ Will you still love me ♪
801
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:49,567
♪ When I'm not young and beautiful? ♪