1 00:00:01,882 --> 00:00:04,506 If it feels good, go with it. 2 00:00:13,773 --> 00:00:16,117 But we're supposed to be the responsible ones here. 3 00:00:16,656 --> 00:00:18,359 I got to agree with that. 4 00:00:19,589 --> 00:00:22,467 So, in the spirit of responsibility: 5 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:23,758 lambskins. 6 00:00:23,976 --> 00:00:26,711 Courtesy of my pop's undies drawer. 7 00:01:07,357 --> 00:01:08,929 What was that? 8 00:01:12,014 --> 00:01:13,484 I know you two heard it. 9 00:01:13,601 --> 00:01:14,656 The jingling? 10 00:01:14,744 --> 00:01:16,257 It's probably those annoying wind chimes 11 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,891 the eight-year-olds made. 12 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,587 *AMERICAN HORROR STORY (1984)* Season 09 Episode 01 13 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:18,948 *AMERICAN HORROR STORY (1984)* Episode Title : Camp Redwood 14 00:04:24,592 --> 00:04:27,018 Five, six, seven, eight! 15 00:04:28,871 --> 00:04:29,893 Kick! 16 00:04:29,981 --> 00:04:31,223 Kick! 17 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:32,550 Up! 18 00:04:33,215 --> 00:04:34,472 Reach! 19 00:04:36,741 --> 00:04:38,623 ♪ This is the end ♪ 20 00:04:39,037 --> 00:04:40,168 Yeah! 21 00:04:40,256 --> 00:04:41,668 ♪ You made your choice ♪ 22 00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:44,631 ♪ And now my chance is over ♪ 23 00:04:45,256 --> 00:04:46,623 ♪ I thought I was in ♪ 24 00:04:46,711 --> 00:04:48,514 Hip thrust, in. 25 00:04:48,610 --> 00:04:52,585 ♪ You put me down and say I'm going nowhere ♪ 26 00:04:52,741 --> 00:04:54,598 Left, left. 27 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:57,248 ♪ Save me, darlin' ♪ 28 00:04:57,651 --> 00:04:58,765 ♪ I am down ♪ 29 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:01,333 ♪ But I am far from over ♪ 30 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,467 - ♪ Give me something ♪ - Ooh. 31 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,569 And down. 32 00:05:06,657 --> 00:05:08,506 ♪ I need it all 'cause I am ♪ 33 00:05:08,594 --> 00:05:12,022 - ♪ Runnin' over ♪ - Left! Left! Right! Right! 34 00:05:12,217 --> 00:05:14,373 It's hard but it's worth it! 35 00:05:14,461 --> 00:05:16,057 ♪ Back in the race ♪ 36 00:05:17,888 --> 00:05:22,014 ♪ I'm moving in 'cause I am getting closer ♪ 37 00:05:23,059 --> 00:05:24,059 ♪ I'm digging in ♪ 38 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:26,168 Yes! Two more! 39 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,918 - ♪ I want it more than ♪ - On your side! 40 00:05:28,006 --> 00:05:30,952 ♪ Anything I've wanted ♪ 41 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:33,610 ♪ Save. ♪ 42 00:05:35,499 --> 00:05:37,180 Hi. 43 00:05:37,857 --> 00:05:39,810 I'm not a lez. Just friendly. 44 00:05:40,246 --> 00:05:41,535 Rad bod, though. 45 00:05:41,662 --> 00:05:43,662 Like that girl on Cheers. 46 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:46,780 I noticed you ogling my buddy Chet's mound. 47 00:05:46,975 --> 00:05:48,553 You want me to introduce you? 48 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:50,655 I don't know what you're talking about. 49 00:05:51,139 --> 00:05:52,879 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 50 00:05:52,967 --> 00:05:55,192 The whole reason most people come to Slimmercise class 51 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,725 is to hook up. 52 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,204 Not for me. 53 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:01,595 The last American virgin. 54 00:06:02,123 --> 00:06:03,358 Everyone tells me I can be 55 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,178 a little over the top with new people. 56 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,598 It's just that it's L.A... you can't make friends 57 00:06:07,686 --> 00:06:09,270 unless you get a little aggressive, right? 58 00:06:09,357 --> 00:06:10,599 Totally. 59 00:06:10,755 --> 00:06:11,739 I'm Brooke. 60 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:12,808 I'm new in town. 61 00:06:12,895 --> 00:06:14,275 Well, I'm obsessed with this place. 62 00:06:14,436 --> 00:06:16,225 I've been doing aerobics since '82. 63 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:18,847 Ever since I read those articles about it in Rolling Stone. 64 00:06:19,084 --> 00:06:21,412 Did you know they have competitive aerobics championships? 65 00:06:21,599 --> 00:06:23,410 Sounds... serious. 66 00:06:23,498 --> 00:06:24,702 I know it may sound silly to you, 67 00:06:24,789 --> 00:06:25,888 but I'm gonna be the greatest 68 00:06:25,975 --> 00:06:27,506 aerobics competitor of all time. 69 00:06:27,609 --> 00:06:29,225 - I'm Montana, by the way. - Mm. 70 00:06:37,295 --> 00:06:39,441 She was stabbed, like, 40 times. 71 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:42,488 Her throat was cut so badly she was basically decapitated. 72 00:06:42,599 --> 00:06:45,615 - Describing your last date? - Hilarious. 73 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:46,848 - Yeah. - No. 74 00:06:46,936 --> 00:06:49,477 There was a murder a couple of days ago in Glassell Park. 75 00:06:49,564 --> 00:06:51,881 My cousin works for LAPD Homicide, 76 00:06:51,969 --> 00:06:54,004 and they're convinced whoever did it is responsible 77 00:06:54,092 --> 00:06:56,451 for a bunch of other unsolved murders in town. 78 00:06:56,539 --> 00:06:59,139 The cops are calling him the Night Stalker. 79 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:01,178 I heard serial killers become more active 80 00:07:01,266 --> 00:07:02,865 in the summer months when it's hot. 81 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,419 Because people sleep with their windows open at night. 82 00:07:08,506 --> 00:07:10,418 Hmm. This is Brooke. 83 00:07:10,506 --> 00:07:11,598 She's new in town. 84 00:07:11,685 --> 00:07:13,584 Brooke, this is Xavier, 85 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:15,553 Ray and Chet. 86 00:07:16,161 --> 00:07:17,327 Hi. 87 00:07:17,865 --> 00:07:19,037 Hey. 88 00:07:19,131 --> 00:07:20,152 Hey. 89 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,027 How do you guys know each other? 90 00:07:22,115 --> 00:07:22,850 Well, it's L.A. 91 00:07:22,938 --> 00:07:24,444 Do any of us really know each other? 92 00:07:24,532 --> 00:07:27,170 We collected each other over the last couple of years. 93 00:07:27,271 --> 00:07:28,957 Xavier and Montana met in traffic 94 00:07:29,045 --> 00:07:30,778 - and dated for a hot second. - "Met in traffic" 95 00:07:30,865 --> 00:07:32,965 is a nice way of saying that I missed an audition 96 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,512 for one of the last episodes of MASH 97 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,803 because she rear-ended me. 98 00:07:35,891 --> 00:07:36,941 You are welcome. 99 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:38,730 - You're an actor? - Yeah. 100 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:41,065 Not one of those "happy to get a role on a soap opera 101 00:07:41,152 --> 00:07:43,264 or a Coca-Cola commercial" types. 102 00:07:43,654 --> 00:07:45,246 I'm a serious actor. 103 00:07:45,755 --> 00:07:47,420 I trained at Stella Adler... 104 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,646 I'm method. 105 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:49,759 Cool. 106 00:07:49,861 --> 00:07:51,208 Chet and I met at the gym. 107 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:52,826 Yeah, and I think I met Montana 108 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:55,457 at a party up in the hills at Justine Bateman's house. 109 00:07:55,545 --> 00:07:57,113 - You know her? - Not really. 110 00:07:57,201 --> 00:07:59,558 Anyway... my cousin was saying that they think 111 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:00,952 that this guy's gonna go on a rampage, 112 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:03,240 like Son of Sam did in the summer of '78. 113 00:08:04,053 --> 00:08:05,506 Which is why I'm getting out of town 114 00:08:05,594 --> 00:08:07,029 for the next couple of months. 115 00:08:07,302 --> 00:08:09,223 I got a gig as a counselor at a summer camp 116 00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:11,287 they're opening up a couple of hours from here. 117 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:13,973 You guys should all come. 118 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,525 I mean, they're desperate for counselors. 119 00:08:15,612 --> 00:08:17,396 Hey, I'm in. When do we leave? 120 00:08:17,783 --> 00:08:19,774 Tomorrow, after class. 121 00:08:19,862 --> 00:08:21,357 Why can't we leave tonight? 122 00:08:21,739 --> 00:08:23,170 Slow down. 123 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:24,855 What's with you? 124 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:26,318 You been jumpy all week. 125 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,574 I'm just ready to get out before the Olympic shit show starts. 126 00:08:29,662 --> 00:08:32,637 Okay? Los Angeles is about to descend into chaos. 127 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,615 All right, gridlock on the freeways. 128 00:08:34,703 --> 00:08:36,457 And I'm thinking of poor Chet, having to be here 129 00:08:36,544 --> 00:08:38,133 getting his face rubbed in it. 130 00:08:38,598 --> 00:08:39,998 Fuck the IOC. 131 00:08:40,412 --> 00:08:41,795 I'm in. 132 00:08:42,459 --> 00:08:44,677 Do you think they'd let me teach aerobics up there? 133 00:08:45,309 --> 00:08:46,662 Can't see why not. 134 00:08:47,497 --> 00:08:48,678 I'm in. 135 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:50,404 You should come. 136 00:08:50,506 --> 00:08:52,529 I'm desperate for some estrogen in this crew. 137 00:08:52,857 --> 00:08:54,558 Oh. Sounds fun, 138 00:08:54,646 --> 00:08:57,490 but I'm taking classes at Santa Monica College. 139 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,693 I'm gonna be a veterinary assistant. 140 00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:01,779 Wow. Aiming high. 141 00:09:02,138 --> 00:09:03,959 Knock it off, Montana. 142 00:09:04,569 --> 00:09:05,764 Yeah. 143 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,133 I'm in the medical field, too. 144 00:09:08,221 --> 00:09:09,365 Medical field? 145 00:09:09,544 --> 00:09:12,154 You're an orderly. You mop up poop. 146 00:09:12,364 --> 00:09:14,170 We're all putting our lives on hold for this, 147 00:09:14,258 --> 00:09:17,027 but I'm telling you, it's gonna be worth it. 148 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:18,933 You don't want to be in this town this summer. 149 00:09:19,021 --> 00:09:20,399 It could cost you your life. 150 00:09:20,486 --> 00:09:21,794 ♪ Not the only one, it's a cruel... ♪ 151 00:09:21,881 --> 00:09:24,467 Oh, um, your bag. 152 00:09:24,555 --> 00:09:25,848 ♪ Cruel summer... ♪ 153 00:09:27,037 --> 00:09:28,287 Thanks. 154 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,715 If you change your mind... 155 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:30,863 call me. 156 00:09:30,951 --> 00:09:32,744 - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ 157 00:09:32,831 --> 00:09:34,947 ♪ Cruel summer ♪ 158 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:37,116 ♪ Now you're gone ♪ 159 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:39,256 ♪ You're not the only one ♪ 160 00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:41,334 - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ 161 00:09:41,422 --> 00:09:42,785 ♪ Cruel summer. ♪ 162 00:11:00,463 --> 00:11:01,895 Shut up. 163 00:11:03,348 --> 00:11:05,012 Where's the jewelry? 164 00:11:05,788 --> 00:11:07,219 Get it for me. 165 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:09,895 Get it for me! 166 00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:21,699 Is that it? 167 00:11:21,787 --> 00:11:22,809 All of it? 168 00:11:22,897 --> 00:11:24,160 Swear on Satan! 169 00:11:24,262 --> 00:11:25,754 I swear. 170 00:11:29,848 --> 00:11:31,166 Fuckin' waste of time! 171 00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:32,822 I'm sorry! 172 00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:34,723 At least we'll see some blood. 173 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,424 - No, please, don't-don't... - You're gonna be famous. 174 00:11:37,512 --> 00:11:40,088 You're gonna die by the hand of the Night Stalker. 175 00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:42,302 Aah! 176 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,285 Hey, you okay in there? 177 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,255 - The cops are on the way! - Bitch! 178 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,864 I will find you. 179 00:11:50,952 --> 00:11:53,018 Satan will show me the way. 180 00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:03,034 A little Jack might take the edge off. 181 00:12:05,201 --> 00:12:06,888 I still don't really know what happened. 182 00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:09,624 ♪ Watching me... ♪ 183 00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:12,341 How am I alive right now? 184 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:14,940 Face it: you're a badass. 185 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:19,253 I'm not. He said he was gonna come back and kill me. 186 00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:21,402 The cops are gonna find him, right? 187 00:12:21,498 --> 00:12:25,105 Totally. But in the meantime, he won't be able to find you. 188 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:27,089 What's better than a few weeks in the wilderness 189 00:12:27,177 --> 00:12:28,496 to forget about everything? 190 00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:30,394 And get paid for it. 191 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:33,584 Brooke, you're totally doing the right thing coming with us. 192 00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:37,482 Absolutely. It's gonna be a nonstop party. 193 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,498 The kids, the camp. 194 00:12:39,589 --> 00:12:42,441 I got enough blow and weed to last us through the summer. 195 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,230 And let's just hope we don't have to take 196 00:12:44,318 --> 00:12:45,521 any random drug tests. 197 00:12:45,609 --> 00:12:47,690 No, it's not fucking funny. 198 00:12:47,778 --> 00:12:49,105 What? What did I say? 199 00:12:49,193 --> 00:12:50,871 .001. That's how much shit 200 00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,841 those wastoids say was in my bloodstream. 201 00:12:52,951 --> 00:12:54,246 If you haven't figured it out, 202 00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:56,175 Chet was disqualified from Team USA. 203 00:12:56,263 --> 00:12:57,310 He peed a pharmacy, 204 00:12:57,398 --> 00:12:58,731 so they kicked him out of the Olympics. 205 00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,913 Come on, you can be honest with us... we're friends. 206 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,414 But I didn't do anything! 207 00:13:02,536 --> 00:13:05,005 I worked my ass off for that spot. 208 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:07,482 I mean, look at this bod. 209 00:13:07,906 --> 00:13:10,261 Have you ever seen a body like this? 210 00:13:10,349 --> 00:13:11,590 Never. 211 00:13:11,677 --> 00:13:14,253 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Embarrassing myself? 212 00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:15,412 - Yes. - Yeah, what the hell have you got? 213 00:13:15,499 --> 00:13:17,709 - Let's see. - Yeah, I'm up for a laugh. 214 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,894 Well, it's like the ad says... there's always room for Jell-O. 215 00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:24,510 Ah. Eat my shorts. 216 00:13:24,653 --> 00:13:25,950 ♪ Just a little touched ♪ 217 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,643 ♪ But maybe showers remind me of Psycho... ♪ 218 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,774 What the hell. 219 00:13:29,869 --> 00:13:31,611 Guess it doesn't matter what I put in my body anymore anyway. 220 00:13:31,698 --> 00:13:33,785 Let's go. Let's go! 221 00:13:33,873 --> 00:13:36,753 ♪ Somebody's watching me... ♪ 222 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:38,190 No, thanks. 223 00:13:38,278 --> 00:13:39,674 More for me. 224 00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:43,362 ♪ I always feel like ♪ 225 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:46,299 ♪ Somebody's watching me ♪ 226 00:13:46,386 --> 00:13:48,385 ♪ Tell me, is it just a dream? ♪ 227 00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,092 Fill 'Er up. 228 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,469 - Pay phone? - Mm-hmm. 229 00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:01,932 Takes a quarter. 230 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:16,797 Hey, this is Xavier's answering machine. 231 00:14:16,885 --> 00:14:19,456 When you hear the beep, do your thang. 232 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,143 You have 11 messages. 233 00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:24,578 First message. 234 00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:26,287 You can't just take your dick 235 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,991 and walk away. There's nowhere to run, 236 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,766 nowhere to hide. 237 00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:32,844 I know exactly where you're going. 238 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:35,696 Xavier! Let's go! We got to get moving if we're gonna make it 239 00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:37,466 to Redwood before dark. 240 00:14:38,164 --> 00:14:39,435 You say Redwood? 241 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:41,337 Yeah. Camp Redwood. 242 00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,071 We're all counselors there for the summer. 243 00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:45,316 Turn around. 244 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,399 Go back to the city. 245 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:50,656 They never should have opened that place up again. 246 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:53,156 Yeah, yeah. How much do we owe you? 247 00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:55,172 Ten even. 248 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:07,011 You're all gonna die. 249 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:25,055 ♪ I'm outta luck ♪ 250 00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:26,727 ♪ Outta love... ♪ 251 00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:29,163 You guys, I think we were supposed to turn back there. 252 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,811 Nah, that was a side road. 253 00:15:30,899 --> 00:15:32,422 Leads to the same place. 254 00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:33,764 This way is much faster. 255 00:15:33,852 --> 00:15:35,068 You've never been here before. 256 00:15:35,156 --> 00:15:36,664 - How do you know? - Instincts, baby. 257 00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:39,094 Maybe we should have checked at the gas station. 258 00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:40,863 Why was that guy saying 259 00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,826 all of that creepy st... Look out! 260 00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:54,609 Did we hit him? 261 00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:57,768 No. I-I don't think so. 262 00:15:57,855 --> 00:15:59,089 Hey. 263 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,666 You okay? 264 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,905 Just keep your head back and relax. 265 00:16:03,993 --> 00:16:05,328 We need to keep him warm. 266 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,135 I-I'll go get a blanket. 267 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:08,912 What's your name? 268 00:16:09,588 --> 00:16:11,173 I can't remember. 269 00:16:11,299 --> 00:16:13,383 No, no, no, no, no, no! 270 00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:15,739 - Don't move. - No... 271 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:17,526 Look-look at his cuts. 272 00:16:18,057 --> 00:16:19,776 The dried blood. He didn't just get 273 00:16:19,864 --> 00:16:21,885 those injuries... he's been out here a long time. 274 00:16:21,973 --> 00:16:24,857 Doesn't matter. We're in the middle of nowhere. 275 00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:26,435 We can't just leave him here. 276 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:28,410 We'll take him back to the camp with us, then, but 277 00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:31,054 let's get our stories straight. We didn't hit him. 278 00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:34,815 Here, let's just get him up, huh? 279 00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:36,664 - Let's get him up. - Come on. 280 00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,437 You got to believe me. 281 00:16:39,525 --> 00:16:41,407 - I tried. - It's okay. 282 00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:44,012 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. 283 00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:49,820 Hey. 284 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:51,172 Hey! 285 00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:19,836 Welcome to Camp Redwood. 286 00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,839 I'm Margaret Booth. I'm the owner. 287 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,415 Boss lady chopping her own wood. Choice. 288 00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:26,211 Well, we'll all have to wear multiple hats. 289 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:28,292 We are short-staffed, and the kids arrive in the morning. 290 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:30,290 Yeah, are we the only counselors? 291 00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:33,135 Well, the Olympics create thousands of temporary jobs, 292 00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:35,452 and my pool of potential employees was limited. 293 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:37,758 Is there a medic or a nurse here? 294 00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,670 We have a situation. 295 00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:42,601 What happened to him? 296 00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,148 Uh, he was by the side of the road. 297 00:17:45,405 --> 00:17:46,987 - He was already messed up. - Okay, well, 298 00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:48,703 let's get him to the infirmary. 299 00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:58,250 You say you found him in the middle of the road? 300 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,886 He was by the side of the road. 301 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:02,742 He's been pretty out of it, saying weird things, 302 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,378 not making much sense. 303 00:18:04,746 --> 00:18:06,531 He's severely dehydrated. 304 00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:09,670 Probably went for a hike and got lost. 305 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:12,508 Couldn't find his way back. Panicked. 306 00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:15,586 People don't realize just how deep these woods are. 307 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,125 Hikers get lost in them every year. 308 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,250 End up dead of hypothermia or 309 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,406 falling into a ravine 310 00:18:22,494 --> 00:18:24,743 or just disappearing altogether. 311 00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:26,910 He's lucky you found him. 312 00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:28,000 Hmm. 313 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:29,345 Is he gonna die? 314 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,195 Not on my watch. 315 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,491 Don't worry, 316 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,290 I work in the E.R. at Hawthorne Hospital the rest of the year. 317 00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:37,831 Why don't we give our nurse a little space. 318 00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,640 Come on. I can show you all a tour of the camp. 319 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,625 We have canoes and rowboats. 320 00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:48,343 All children must have a buddy to go into the water. 321 00:18:48,496 --> 00:18:50,640 The lake is allegedly bottomless, 322 00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:53,501 and drowning is the number one cause of death for U.S. campers. 323 00:18:53,745 --> 00:18:55,140 What's second? 324 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,797 And this is Chef Bertie, 325 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,453 a Camp Redwood veteran. 326 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:11,923 Dibs. 327 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:13,466 You wouldn't know what to do with it 328 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,054 if you got it, handsome. 329 00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:18,054 Put those scrawny arms to work 330 00:19:18,142 --> 00:19:20,057 and help a lady fill her pantry. 331 00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:22,173 All of you, grab a crate. 332 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,477 This heat is a killer. 333 00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:27,107 Chef Bertie worked here when I was a counselor. 334 00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:29,449 We are so blessed to have her with us. 335 00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:32,133 I have many good memories of this place. 336 00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:34,754 It's magic up here in the fresh air. 337 00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:39,665 I'm sorry that one bad apple ruined it for everyone. 338 00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:42,848 The minute I heard Margaret was reopening this place, 339 00:19:42,935 --> 00:19:44,390 I was first to volunteer. 340 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,898 No. No, no, no, this... all this goes up to the mess hall. 341 00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:51,271 Girls shower in the a.m., boys in the p.m. 342 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,383 Same goes for counselors, too. 343 00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:55,445 This is the girls' cabin. 344 00:20:00,684 --> 00:20:02,098 And this is the boys' cabin. 345 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:03,463 Girls are red. 346 00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:04,832 Boys are blue. 347 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,586 Don't even try to make purple. 348 00:20:07,411 --> 00:20:09,228 You expect us to be celibate all summer? 349 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,198 Well, I'm not banning self-abuse. 350 00:20:11,286 --> 00:20:13,328 Although every stroke soils your soul. 351 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:14,647 But how could I ever enforce it? 352 00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,982 It's 1984, Margaret. 353 00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:19,931 They're building coed showers in the West Hollywood gym. 354 00:20:20,157 --> 00:20:22,120 You ever hear of the sexual revolution? 355 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,666 Sex won. 356 00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:27,040 I am aware of the decadence of our era. 357 00:20:27,246 --> 00:20:29,494 Women's underwear that shows the buttocks. 358 00:20:29,635 --> 00:20:32,080 Pornography in your own home. 359 00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:33,799 Van Halen. 360 00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:36,242 I have been fighting the Lord's fight 361 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:38,636 against filth around the world for years. 362 00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:40,946 Charles Keating is a dear friend. 363 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,972 I was right by his side in Cincinnati 364 00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:44,773 during that Larry Flynt trial. 365 00:20:45,056 --> 00:20:47,410 And that is why, while still grieving 366 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,385 my sweet husband Walter's untimely death, 367 00:20:50,473 --> 00:20:53,596 I took a small portion of the large fortune 368 00:20:53,684 --> 00:20:56,697 he left to me to buy this camp and create a safe, 369 00:20:56,897 --> 00:21:00,252 pure, godly and decent place 370 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:03,657 for the children of this country to escape for the summer. 371 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,179 It is a dream come true. 372 00:21:07,638 --> 00:21:10,099 Now, there aren't many rules, but I expect every one of you 373 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,025 to follow them without exception. 374 00:21:14,757 --> 00:21:16,257 Who's Charles Keating? 375 00:21:42,674 --> 00:21:44,191 I don't smoke that funny weed. 376 00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:46,947 Only thing I put in my lungs... 377 00:21:47,757 --> 00:21:49,291 is a Marlboro Red. 378 00:21:49,603 --> 00:21:51,132 You know that shit will kill you. 379 00:21:51,219 --> 00:21:53,252 All got to die somehow. 380 00:21:53,993 --> 00:21:55,869 Any of you been camp counselors before? 381 00:21:55,957 --> 00:21:57,042 - Mm-mmm. - No. Nah. 382 00:21:57,129 --> 00:21:58,475 We just had to get out of L.A. 383 00:21:58,562 --> 00:21:59,476 I hear that. 384 00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:00,935 Couldn't stand being in that city 385 00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:03,603 another minute. Not with all those gruesome murders 386 00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:05,158 happening so close to home. 387 00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:07,181 I was attacked in my apartment 388 00:22:07,404 --> 00:22:09,404 by the Night Stalker. 389 00:22:10,853 --> 00:22:12,627 He said he'd come after me. 390 00:22:12,715 --> 00:22:14,263 Brooke, take a chill pill. 391 00:22:14,351 --> 00:22:16,875 He doesn't know where you are, and nobody followed us. 392 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:18,429 Nothing bad is gonna happen here. 393 00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:21,526 Maybe not, but something did. 394 00:22:22,335 --> 00:22:23,924 14 years ago. 395 00:22:24,752 --> 00:22:26,178 That's why they closed this place down. 396 00:22:26,265 --> 00:22:29,439 Rita. I totally understand the tradition, 397 00:22:29,526 --> 00:22:31,016 and usually I'm cool with that, 398 00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:33,118 but our friend Brooke here 399 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:35,185 had a for-real assault, and 400 00:22:35,273 --> 00:22:37,522 we're just not in the mood for a bullshit ghost story. 401 00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:38,767 It's not bullshit. 402 00:22:38,855 --> 00:22:40,603 And there was no ghost. 403 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,155 I'll be honest with you. I've never been a nurse 404 00:22:44,243 --> 00:22:45,392 at a summer camp before. 405 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,080 And you've never been counselors. 406 00:22:48,345 --> 00:22:50,062 So how did we get these jobs 407 00:22:50,189 --> 00:22:51,799 with no prior experience? 408 00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:54,940 That's because anybody that knows anything 409 00:22:55,027 --> 00:22:56,342 about Camp Redwood 410 00:22:56,471 --> 00:22:58,895 doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood. 411 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,586 This is the sight of the worst summer camp massacre 412 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,734 of all time. 413 00:23:04,822 --> 00:23:06,166 Come on, Rita. 414 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:08,501 His name was Benjamin Richter. 415 00:23:09,049 --> 00:23:11,572 But everybody called him Mr. Jingles. 416 00:23:13,412 --> 00:23:15,961 Richter was drafted into the Vietnam War. 417 00:23:16,635 --> 00:23:18,439 They sent him off to Saigon, 418 00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:21,150 and that's where he found his calling. 419 00:23:23,254 --> 00:23:25,681 He had the highest kill rate in his company. 420 00:23:26,252 --> 00:23:28,572 And even after he was wounded, 421 00:23:28,879 --> 00:23:30,697 he went back for a second tour. 422 00:23:31,415 --> 00:23:33,129 See, he liked to kill, 423 00:23:33,303 --> 00:23:35,003 and he was good at it. 424 00:23:35,467 --> 00:23:37,603 He had a nasty habit 425 00:23:37,798 --> 00:23:40,350 of collecting trophies from his enemies. 426 00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:42,353 Cut off their ears 427 00:23:42,611 --> 00:23:44,142 and strung them into a necklace. 428 00:23:44,230 --> 00:23:46,624 - Jesus. - Army found out about it 429 00:23:46,711 --> 00:23:48,626 and gave him a dishonorable discharge. 430 00:23:48,853 --> 00:23:50,261 Richter came home to nothing. 431 00:23:50,348 --> 00:23:52,297 Only job he was able to get... 432 00:23:52,603 --> 00:23:54,532 was right here in Camp Redwood. 433 00:23:54,924 --> 00:23:57,534 Nobody knows exactly why he snapped. 434 00:23:58,376 --> 00:23:59,900 But one random night, 435 00:23:59,988 --> 00:24:02,236 Mr. Jingles grabs a knife 436 00:24:02,634 --> 00:24:04,833 and slaughters an entire cabin. 437 00:24:05,381 --> 00:24:07,399 Ten victims in all. 438 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:09,279 You're wrong. 439 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,462 If you're gonna tell a story, tell it right. 440 00:24:13,032 --> 00:24:14,931 Alcohol is not allowed. 441 00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:15,812 Wha... God! 442 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,786 Neither are those funny-smelling cigarettes. 443 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,500 What are those, cloves? 444 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,091 So nothing happened here? 445 00:24:21,384 --> 00:24:22,705 No, there was a massacre. 446 00:24:22,793 --> 00:24:24,808 But only nine died, not ten. 447 00:24:25,228 --> 00:24:27,582 So Mr. Jingles is real? 448 00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:34,588 Now, I don't usually show off, 449 00:24:34,676 --> 00:24:37,867 but since you all are helping me start this camp, 450 00:24:37,955 --> 00:24:40,408 I think you deserve to know everything. 451 00:24:45,334 --> 00:24:47,267 I was asleep when I heard it. 452 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,283 It was the sound 453 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:52,533 of his keys... jingling. 454 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,103 I opened my eyes 455 00:24:54,191 --> 00:24:56,757 a split-second before I felt the blade. 456 00:24:57,043 --> 00:24:58,260 But I knew 457 00:24:58,643 --> 00:25:00,354 I was going to die. 458 00:25:03,675 --> 00:25:06,222 But then a miracle happened. 459 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,191 I saw a bubble 460 00:25:12,574 --> 00:25:14,194 rising to the surface, 461 00:25:14,321 --> 00:25:16,855 and I had this powerful urge 462 00:25:17,031 --> 00:25:19,738 to follow it up to the light. 463 00:25:20,668 --> 00:25:22,308 I was so scared. 464 00:25:22,573 --> 00:25:25,052 I didn't know how I could stay still. 465 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:28,616 But then the light became so bright. 466 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:30,772 I was lost in it, 467 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:34,342 in the warmth and peace. 468 00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:37,397 It was Jesus. 469 00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,850 I had known him my whole life, 470 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,459 but I truly met him that day. 471 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,950 I floated out of my body, 472 00:25:45,037 --> 00:25:47,827 held aloft by the wings of an angel. 473 00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:50,434 From above, I saw him cut off 474 00:25:50,522 --> 00:25:52,944 my ear, but I gave him nothing. 475 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,053 Not a twitch or a sound. 476 00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:59,186 And that's how I managed to survive, 477 00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:01,168 through the grace of God 478 00:26:01,256 --> 00:26:02,741 and His mercy. 479 00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:11,373 What happened to Mr. Jingles? 480 00:26:11,461 --> 00:26:13,399 He was arrested and put on trial. 481 00:26:13,487 --> 00:26:15,764 I was the star witness. 482 00:26:16,422 --> 00:26:19,209 The jury only took an hour to find him guilty, 483 00:26:19,364 --> 00:26:22,065 and I thought, "That will be the end of it." 484 00:26:24,054 --> 00:26:25,555 But I can't escape him. 485 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,725 And that's why I bought this camp. 486 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:31,467 To reopen it. 487 00:26:32,264 --> 00:26:35,088 And to take all of my darkest memories 488 00:26:35,183 --> 00:26:38,311 and turn them into something bright and happy. 489 00:26:38,974 --> 00:26:40,780 Dude. 490 00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:42,631 That's heavy. 491 00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:44,914 Okay, well... 492 00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:47,300 the kids are coming tomorrow, 493 00:26:47,827 --> 00:26:49,234 and this is the last time 494 00:26:49,321 --> 00:26:52,823 I want anyone talking about that horrible night. 495 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:18,873 Oh, Jesus. 496 00:28:18,974 --> 00:28:21,891 You can't creep up on people like that. 497 00:28:22,393 --> 00:28:23,827 You... 498 00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:25,538 you shouldn't be here. 499 00:28:25,626 --> 00:28:27,059 I was worried about you. 500 00:28:29,312 --> 00:28:31,227 What are you doing out of bed? 501 00:28:31,369 --> 00:28:33,397 Come on, you should be resting. 502 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:39,021 Man, you don't look so good. 503 00:28:39,210 --> 00:28:41,125 There's nobody I can call? 504 00:28:41,213 --> 00:28:43,553 F-Family, friends? 505 00:28:44,183 --> 00:28:45,788 Phone lines are down. 506 00:28:45,998 --> 00:28:47,512 Seriously? 507 00:28:47,732 --> 00:28:50,077 It's a miracle they let them reopen this dump. 508 00:28:50,165 --> 00:28:51,664 Reopen? 509 00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:54,663 Where are we? 510 00:28:54,751 --> 00:28:57,139 It's a summer camp. Camp Redwood? 511 00:28:57,475 --> 00:28:58,922 No. 512 00:28:59,025 --> 00:29:00,868 No, you have to leave. 513 00:29:00,986 --> 00:29:02,696 Something terrible is gonna happen. 514 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,065 No, I don't understand. What... 515 00:29:04,153 --> 00:29:06,594 Get out! Go, now! 516 00:29:07,159 --> 00:29:09,308 I think there's something wrong with the hiker. 517 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,758 When I went to check on him, he wigged out. 518 00:29:12,846 --> 00:29:14,361 I think he has a concussion. 519 00:29:14,449 --> 00:29:16,797 I mean, we got him here, made sure 520 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:18,071 he didn't die. 521 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,852 Karmically, we're cool. 522 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:21,469 He kept saying something bad 523 00:29:21,557 --> 00:29:22,836 is gonna happen. 524 00:29:24,944 --> 00:29:27,344 ♪ You see me... ♪ 525 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,422 Hey. 526 00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:30,225 ♪ When you're making a scene ♪ 527 00:29:30,313 --> 00:29:32,664 ♪ Oh, girl, you've got to know... ♪ 528 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:33,906 Don't you guys know 529 00:29:33,994 --> 00:29:36,086 you're not supposed to be coed fraternizing? 530 00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:40,063 ♪ The senses will show to my heart... ♪ 531 00:29:40,558 --> 00:29:42,306 I'm just fucking with you. 532 00:29:42,484 --> 00:29:45,297 Oh, I'm Trevor, activities director. 533 00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:46,548 So, technically, I'm your boss, 534 00:29:46,635 --> 00:29:48,650 but don't worry, I'm not gonna be enforcing 535 00:29:48,738 --> 00:29:51,654 any of Margaret Booth's rules for godly living. 536 00:29:52,235 --> 00:29:54,031 Between you and me, I bet myself 50 bucks 537 00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:55,867 I'd bang her by the end of the summer. 538 00:29:55,955 --> 00:29:57,120 You bet yourself? 539 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,208 Yeah. 540 00:29:58,392 --> 00:30:00,391 Don't I know you from somewhere? 541 00:30:01,192 --> 00:30:03,140 Teach aerobics in Marina Del Rey. 542 00:30:03,539 --> 00:30:05,161 Maybe you've taken one of my classes. 543 00:30:05,248 --> 00:30:06,329 They're pretty hot. 544 00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:08,375 Also, if you look closely 545 00:30:08,463 --> 00:30:10,379 at the end of the opening credits of Three's Company 546 00:30:10,466 --> 00:30:13,382 when John Ritter and the girls are on bikes on the boardwalk, 547 00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:15,271 you can see me in the background. 548 00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:17,141 Shot it right at my condo. 549 00:30:17,258 --> 00:30:18,841 I love that show. 550 00:30:18,928 --> 00:30:21,186 I'm sorry, how does one go about making a bet with themselves? 551 00:30:21,273 --> 00:30:22,297 No, no, no. Wait. 552 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,688 You were in the Jane Fonda workout video. 553 00:30:24,776 --> 00:30:25,858 Ah. 554 00:30:26,016 --> 00:30:27,663 Originally, yes. 555 00:30:28,156 --> 00:30:31,406 First row, right next to Ms. Fonda herself. 556 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,007 I call her Jane. 557 00:30:36,077 --> 00:30:38,719 I've seen that video a bunch of times. 558 00:30:38,807 --> 00:30:40,021 You're not in it. 559 00:30:40,109 --> 00:30:42,291 Well, not in the one that went out to the public. 560 00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:45,100 We shot the original for two days. 561 00:30:45,453 --> 00:30:46,884 But when they tested it with an audience, 562 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:49,617 they realized I was pulling focus from Jane. 563 00:30:50,492 --> 00:30:52,407 Well... 564 00:30:53,108 --> 00:30:55,410 a certain part of me was. 565 00:30:56,648 --> 00:30:58,211 That thing was flopping around 566 00:30:58,299 --> 00:31:00,227 like a baby elephant's trunk. 567 00:31:00,914 --> 00:31:02,383 They had to recast and reshoot. 568 00:31:02,471 --> 00:31:04,545 You must have seen one of those bootleg VHS tapes 569 00:31:04,633 --> 00:31:05,721 that's been floating around. 570 00:31:05,808 --> 00:31:07,790 First thing I ever masturbated to. 571 00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:09,250 ♪ A front for me... ♪ 572 00:31:09,395 --> 00:31:10,695 You're a legend. 573 00:31:11,047 --> 00:31:12,127 Thanks. 574 00:31:12,484 --> 00:31:13,595 You're welcome. 575 00:31:13,682 --> 00:31:16,531 ♪ Slip on into any disguise... ♪ 576 00:31:41,717 --> 00:31:42,966 It got hot in there. 577 00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:44,741 I needed to cool down. 578 00:31:44,829 --> 00:31:46,444 Feeling a little sticky myself. 579 00:31:46,633 --> 00:31:48,266 Oh, yeah, you are. 580 00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:54,036 Ah. 581 00:31:56,024 --> 00:31:57,858 Oh... 582 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:06,314 Do you know how many times 583 00:32:06,401 --> 00:32:08,770 I watched you do Rover's Revenge on that video? 584 00:32:08,858 --> 00:32:11,975 You'd lift your legs to a perfect 90 degrees and kick out. 585 00:32:12,207 --> 00:32:14,772 It gets me excited just thinking about it. 586 00:32:15,918 --> 00:32:17,767 I got another trick I'd like to show you. 587 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:19,312 Oh, yeah? 588 00:32:38,976 --> 00:32:40,077 Are you okay? 589 00:32:40,165 --> 00:32:41,726 You almost strangled me with your thighs. 590 00:32:41,813 --> 00:32:44,996 Let's jam. A storm's coming. 591 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,457 You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod. 592 00:32:47,545 --> 00:32:50,677 - Let's go. - Okay. 593 00:33:34,359 --> 00:33:36,035 Dr. Hopple. 594 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,370 What in God's name is going on? 595 00:33:38,457 --> 00:33:40,306 It's a mess, Doctor. 596 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,308 One of the patients broke out. 597 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,984 One of the patients? 598 00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:46,212 The entire hospital is on the front lawn. 599 00:33:46,299 --> 00:33:48,881 He hit the master release on the way out. 600 00:33:49,179 --> 00:33:51,117 Opened all the cell doors. 601 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:52,855 Who? 602 00:33:53,086 --> 00:33:54,232 Mr. Jingles. 603 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,843 I mean, Benjamin Richter. 604 00:33:55,931 --> 00:33:57,964 Please tell me he's not still loose. 605 00:33:59,212 --> 00:34:01,127 We have patrols combing the grounds. 606 00:34:01,214 --> 00:34:02,641 Local police are setting up roadblocks. 607 00:34:02,728 --> 00:34:04,066 He's not gonna get far. 608 00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:06,528 How did this happen? 609 00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:17,801 Richter, you dumb fuck. 610 00:34:42,251 --> 00:34:44,194 Saved the taxpayers a lot of money. 611 00:37:00,657 --> 00:37:03,017 Aw, shit! 612 00:37:19,722 --> 00:37:20,970 Oh! 613 00:37:21,057 --> 00:37:22,570 Jesus! 614 00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:24,989 Oh, God. 615 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,354 Bella, you maniac. 616 00:38:01,009 --> 00:38:02,710 Hello? 617 00:38:06,469 --> 00:38:07,550 Hey. 618 00:38:07,848 --> 00:38:09,429 Nobody's supposed to be in here. 619 00:38:09,602 --> 00:38:11,769 If you want gas, I'll be right out. 620 00:38:15,124 --> 00:38:16,471 Hey! Hey! 621 00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:18,981 Hey! 622 00:38:19,068 --> 00:38:20,802 Hey, hey... Aah! 623 00:38:27,022 --> 00:38:30,190 What the fucking fuck? 624 00:38:41,637 --> 00:38:43,384 Yes. 625 00:38:43,479 --> 00:38:45,094 They're replaying it. 626 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:47,364 Stop! 627 00:38:47,452 --> 00:38:48,503 There. 628 00:38:48,683 --> 00:38:50,236 There it is. 629 00:38:51,971 --> 00:38:53,338 This sucks. 630 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,994 Best athletes in the world in one place, and I'm missing it. 631 00:38:56,082 --> 00:38:57,664 I should be in the Parade of Nations. 632 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,533 I know exactly what you missing. 633 00:38:59,636 --> 00:39:01,072 The fuck fest. 634 00:39:01,283 --> 00:39:02,314 Athletes are skanks. 635 00:39:02,402 --> 00:39:04,619 There's a reason why they hand out 20,000 condoms 636 00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:06,020 at the Olympics. 637 00:39:06,461 --> 00:39:07,713 Sounds like heaven to me. 638 00:39:07,828 --> 00:39:10,310 I heard the male athletes outnumber the females 639 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:11,932 five to one. 640 00:39:12,035 --> 00:39:13,830 That's some tough competition. 641 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:15,799 - What the fuck would you know about it? - Whoa. 642 00:39:16,782 --> 00:39:17,797 Dude, 643 00:39:17,885 --> 00:39:19,086 shut up already. 644 00:39:19,174 --> 00:39:20,740 She was just trying to help. 645 00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:22,057 You're being a dick. 646 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,708 Fuck you. 647 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,166 - Chet, what the hell? - Okay! 648 00:39:25,254 --> 00:39:26,299 Shit! 649 00:39:26,387 --> 00:39:29,138 - My bad. I-I didn't mean to do... - Back off! 650 00:39:30,142 --> 00:39:31,377 Nurse, a little help? 651 00:39:31,465 --> 00:39:32,533 I clocked out already. 652 00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:33,744 I'm here for the kids. 653 00:39:33,832 --> 00:39:34,838 You want bandages, 654 00:39:34,926 --> 00:39:35,896 you can find 'em yourself. 655 00:39:35,984 --> 00:39:38,116 Goddamn 'roid rage. 656 00:39:48,337 --> 00:39:49,518 Nice. 657 00:39:49,746 --> 00:39:51,746 That was real smooth. 658 00:40:29,064 --> 00:40:30,229 Fuck. 659 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:33,501 You okay? 660 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:35,758 I think Chet really is sorry. 661 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:36,906 He's just drunk. 662 00:40:36,994 --> 00:40:38,868 No, he's just an asshole. 663 00:40:40,334 --> 00:40:42,167 Can I see? 664 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,527 - Does it hurt? - Yes. 665 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,948 - Oh. Sorry. - It's all right. 666 00:40:55,712 --> 00:40:56,954 It's still bleeding. 667 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,930 I'm gonna go look for some bandages and... 668 00:41:00,698 --> 00:41:01,760 maybe some iodine. 669 00:41:01,856 --> 00:41:03,205 - You don't have to do that. - Just... 670 00:41:03,292 --> 00:41:04,446 I don't mind. 671 00:41:04,616 --> 00:41:06,641 All right, just keep pressure. 672 00:41:06,818 --> 00:41:08,165 All right. 673 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,767 Be safe. 674 00:41:55,378 --> 00:41:57,379 Aah! 675 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,952 Gina Hemphill, 676 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,868 granddaughter of the great Jesse Owens, 677 00:42:09,964 --> 00:42:12,571 hero of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin. 678 00:42:12,659 --> 00:42:14,993 But will she light the flame? 679 00:42:19,290 --> 00:42:22,132 ...great Olympic Champion Rafer Johnson. 680 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:24,397 He will light the Olympic flame. 681 00:42:29,203 --> 00:42:31,704 The last 25 steps you see rising... 682 00:42:53,161 --> 00:42:54,408 He's here! 683 00:42:54,496 --> 00:42:55,844 He's after me! 684 00:42:55,986 --> 00:42:57,321 He's trying to kill me! 685 00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:58,689 Who? What are you talking about? 686 00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,516 Mr. Jingles! 687 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:04,963 - This is a joke, right? - I could make out his raincoat. 688 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:07,290 His hood. I kept hearing his keys. 689 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,618 It was him. 690 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:14,958 No, no, no, no! He's right outside! 691 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,108 I don't see anything. There's nobody out here. 692 00:43:26,195 --> 00:43:27,615 Are you sure it was really Mr. Jingles? 693 00:43:27,702 --> 00:43:30,505 Hasn't he been locked up since, like, the '70s? 694 00:43:31,153 --> 00:43:33,724 No... I know it was him. 695 00:43:33,895 --> 00:43:36,911 He murdered the hiker and he cut off his ear. 696 00:43:57,337 --> 00:43:59,337 He's right behind that door. 697 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,013 I'm not going back in there. 698 00:44:21,783 --> 00:44:22,966 Girl... 699 00:44:23,142 --> 00:44:24,409 you trippin'. 700 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:28,696 Wha... I... 701 00:44:28,784 --> 00:44:30,032 I don't understand. 702 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,069 He was... he was right here! 703 00:44:33,701 --> 00:44:36,099 Well, he's not there anymore. 704 00:44:36,356 --> 00:44:39,072 Must have wandered back to wherever he came from. 705 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,508 Not our problem. 706 00:44:40,604 --> 00:44:42,568 I think I might've found your raincoat killer. 707 00:44:42,671 --> 00:44:44,450 No, no, no. No, no, no. 708 00:44:44,538 --> 00:44:46,880 I am not imagining all of this! 709 00:44:46,968 --> 00:44:48,365 Well, yeah, but... 710 00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:50,075 you did indulge in the righteous bush. 711 00:44:50,163 --> 00:44:51,521 How many hits did you take? 712 00:44:51,609 --> 00:44:53,124 - Zero. - Then you probably just got 713 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:54,659 the mother of all contact highs. 714 00:44:54,747 --> 00:44:56,437 We toked on a crossbreed 715 00:44:56,525 --> 00:44:58,825 of Northern Lights and Nevil's Haze. 716 00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:05,013 What in heaven's name 717 00:45:05,101 --> 00:45:07,023 is going on here? 718 00:45:10,871 --> 00:45:12,711 It's, um... it's-it's my fault. 719 00:45:12,804 --> 00:45:13,938 - I thought... - No, we came to check on that guy 720 00:45:14,025 --> 00:45:16,245 - they picked up on the road. - How is he? 721 00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:18,625 I guess he was well enough to leave. 722 00:45:19,121 --> 00:45:22,094 Okay, good. That's one less person for us to look after. 723 00:45:22,182 --> 00:45:23,172 Now, let's go get some rest. 724 00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:25,117 We have a big day tomorrow. 725 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:35,634 What happened to you? 726 00:45:35,768 --> 00:45:37,742 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 727 00:45:37,830 --> 00:45:39,680 Go clean yourself up. 728 00:46:14,523 --> 00:46:16,023 Montana, wake up. 729 00:46:16,352 --> 00:46:18,267 W... It's-it's me. It's Brooke. 730 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:20,102 Why are you sleeping with a knife? 731 00:46:20,189 --> 00:46:21,604 I have a suspicious nature. 732 00:46:21,868 --> 00:46:22,976 Why are you waking me up? 733 00:46:23,064 --> 00:46:24,813 Someone's calling the pay phone. 734 00:46:24,901 --> 00:46:26,609 Who gives a shit? 735 00:46:26,697 --> 00:46:28,070 He said the phone lines were down. 736 00:46:28,158 --> 00:46:29,781 Whatever, Brooke. 737 00:47:11,481 --> 00:47:13,015 Hello? 738 00:47:17,029 --> 00:47:18,466 Who is this? 739 00:47:23,303 --> 00:47:25,505 Satan, Satan, Satan.