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Yes, I'd like to quickly
confirm a colonoscopy
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for Harry Goldenblatt
for Friday at 10.
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Sorry, I, I, I feel
like I shouted that.
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Here you go.
Two nonfat lattes.
- Yes, thank you.
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I know, but if we
want to submit to Sundance,
we gotta get moving.
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Two nonfat lattes, please.
Thank you.
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- Mommy?
- Yes, baby.
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Uh, Gabby just ordered
a croissant in French.
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I need to let
her have it, right?
One croissant, please.
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- I got you a coffee!
- I got you a coffee!
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Hi!
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- Freshly brewed.
- Oh.
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Look, I know we
only have a minute,
but Charlotte has
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a quick update
on the field trip.
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Good news on
the Botanic Gardens.
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I was able to book
the botany team
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that was profiled in
"New York Magazine."
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- I love that.
- Wow!
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- That is so cool.
- Or I could call my friend
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who runs this
state-of-the-art animal
shelter on City Island.
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After the tour,
the kids play
with the animals.
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- Okay, um...
- That'll be fun!
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I'm an animal lover, too,
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but I did just spend
three weeks chasing
down these botanists,
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and they're very
hard to reach.
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- One of whom is deaf,
incidentally.
- Of course, I get it.
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It was just
a backup idea.
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I hadn't heard
from you on this
all week,
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so I thought you
dropped the ball.
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Oh...
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Charlotte's never
dropped a ball
in her life.
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Check your spam, Deirdre.
The whole chain is there.
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I think we should just
lock down the botanists
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and save the animal
shelter for another date.
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Questions?
No questions.
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I'm late.
Have a great day.
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How do you do that?
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I just pretend I'm talking
to my documentary crew.
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- Um, you're the only one
I'd hire back, by the way.
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You're also the only
one invited to Herbert's
birthday dinner,
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- so, please,
keep it on the QT.
- On the 19th?
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Harry and I
are so excited,
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and we can't wait
to invite you over soon
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to hang out with our
little group of friends.
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How about Thursday?
I just had something
fall off my calendar.
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Thursday as in the day after
the day after tomorrow?
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Wow, that's short notice.
What was I thinking?
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- You know what?
- What?
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Thursday's fine.
Let's do it.
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- How-how does 7 sound?
- That's perfect.
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- Okay!
- Okay, I'll see you Thursday.
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Okay!
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- Oh, and, Charlotte?
- Uh-huh?
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- Nothing fancy. It's just us.
- Sure.
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Hi... Yes.
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Um, I just quickly
need to cancel
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a colonoscopy appointment
for Harry Goldenblatt
at 10 AM Friday.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Whoa, Mom,
you reek of weed.
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- After all the shit you give me.
- No, I don't.
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I just haven't
showered yet.
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Miranda, c'mon,
we're all grown-ups.
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We know pot
when we smell it.
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Yeah, you don't
have to hide it.
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Especially now that it's legal.
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Carrie took Charlotte and me
to a comedy concert last night,
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and there were a lot
of alternative types
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getting high
all around us.
That's all.
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Alternative types?
Alternative to what?
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I'm not caffeinated enough
for this conversation.
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Hey, hey!
Look who it is!
Caroline.
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Good morning,
Mr. Kouimelis.
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Long time, no see.
Welcome back.
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- Dark, no sugar, right?
- Exactly.
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- How've you been?
- A-okay.
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- How you been?
- I'm good.
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You got married.
You left the neighborhood,
right?
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Huh.
You like married life?
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Well... um...
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he died... recently.
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Oh no.
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Poor Caroline.
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He had a heart attack,
unexpected.
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The coffee is free.
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And here...
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- Take a roll.
- Aw... thank you.
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I thought
he would be there.
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I mean, I knew he couldn't be,
but when I walked in the door,
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I was thinking
about something else,
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and just...
for a second, I forgot.
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- I'm selling our apartment.
Really?
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- Are you sure?
Mm-hm.
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Because what do they say?
You should never make
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a major decision
when you're--
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HALT.
Hungry, angry...
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Lonely or tired.
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Right. HALT.
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Nope, nope, nope.
I am all action.
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I gave the Peloton
to one of the doormen,
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I contacted a realtor, so...
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whew!
Next topic.
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- Okay, well--
- Okay.
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I am planning
a last-minute dinner party
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for LTW and her husband,
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and I really want
you both to be there...
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but only if you're feeling up
to seeing people, Carrie.
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I see people all day long.
I live in a city.
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- Sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
I'm just kidding.
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- I'm kidding.
Of course, I'll be there.
- Thank you.
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- Miranda?
- Well, I will be there,
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unless it's tomorrow night
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because I'm having dinner
with my law professor.
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Wow, that's, that's quite
a-- quite the turnaround,
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I know, right?
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I killed it
in class today,
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arguing a point
about motherhood
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and inequality
in the workplace,
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and she wants to talk
about it more over dinner.
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Well, that must have
been some argument
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if you got a dinner
date out of it.
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Hm, I'm gonna order
another one of th--
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Should we just get a bottle?
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No, no bottle.
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- We're, we're fine like this.
Okay.
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Seema.
That's such
a pretty name.
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- It means
"boundary" in Hindi.
- Oh.
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Which is hilarious
because I have none.
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I need to know more
about this wallpaper.
It's stunning.
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- Oh
- Such rich,
interesting colors.
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Yes, well, my, um, my husband
wasn't a great fan of beige.
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It's gorgeous.
It's all gotta go.
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People need to be able
to picture themselves
living here,
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and it's hard to do that
with your interesting
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brutalist coffee table
screaming, "I'm not you."
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- It's gotta go.
Well, do we really--
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We really have to do,
like all of it?
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Don't we just need to find
a buyer with vision?
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Buyers aren't that
complex, Mrs. Preston.
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- They're like dogs with money.
- Oh.
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- Walk with me.
- Oh, what else would I do?
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Lovely.
It's all gotta go.
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I know you've suffered
a loss, Mrs. Preston.
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- Carrie.
- Carrie. And I can do
this at whatever pace
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you're comfortable.
Fast, slow, tomorrow,
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- yesterday--
- How's the day
before yesterday?
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And you won't have
to lift a finger.
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My movers are brilliant.
They're in and out like ninjas.
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They move Picassos,
so your things
are gonna be fine.
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Uh, no offense
to your things.
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And what's in here?
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Okay... this closet--
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Seema, wait a second.
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I have something
important to say.
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No one touches the shoes.
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I totally get it.
I've named all my purses.
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- Meet Lorraine.
- Oh, how do you do?
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This spa bathroom?
Insane.
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This may be the first
apartment I sell
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with just a photo
of the bathroom.
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- Oh, wow.
- You know what could pull
this whole area into focus?
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A Peloton.
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- What?
- Oh, it's, um...
it's a long story.
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I don't know,
maybe for another time.
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I'm actually supposed to be
in Midtown in 20 minutes.
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Let's go.
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I've got enough to talk
to the stagers about.
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I'll drop you off.
My driver's right downstairs.
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Ooh!
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Okay...
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- Do you smoke?
- Well, not when
anyone can see me.
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- You?
- Used to.
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- Another life.
Mm-hm.
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- Got a cigarette?
- Are you sure?
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- I've quit 14 times.
- Just one.
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It's been a rough
couple weeks.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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47th between
5th and 6th, Rocco.
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- The podcast socials suck.
- Don't mince words, Chloe.
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I won't.
Suck, stink, shit the bed.
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You all need to post like
your life depends on it.
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Che's the only one
consistently pushing.
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Yeah, 'cause my life
depends on it.
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- And you, Carrie.
- Me?
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You didn't have a lot
of followers to begin with,
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but you haven't
posted in three weeks.
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Three weeks.
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This is death
on social media.
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Your Instagram is
pretty much a corpse.
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Chloe, that's enough, Chloe.
She gets it.
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Oh, fuck me, fuck!
I'm so, so sorry.
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Chloe, like, read the room.
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We don't need
to make it a thing.
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I mean, you're being
so insensitive, dude.
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- It's fine.
- Jackie, don't make
this about us.
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It was fun
while it lasted.
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Carrie, girl...
I'm sorry for your loss.
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Get your socials up.
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See you Friday.
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You know what?
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What is happening?
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What kind of person ghosts
somebody they're gonna see
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again the next day?
I mean, who does that?
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Why don't you wash
your bath towels more
than once a year?
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- Fucking kindergartener.
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I wash my bath towels,
all right!
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Dude, you are so insensitive,
and not just to me.
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What you just
said to Carrie--
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- Young love.
- Not so young.
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- Not so love.
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Oh, man. If that was me
Chloe was goin' off on,
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I would've totally
played the death card
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just to shut her down.
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Oh, I'm saving it
for when she tells me
I have to go back on Twitter.
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Don't I have
a colonoscopy
the next day?
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Not anymore, you don't.
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This dinner is
too important.
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Right now,
Lisa and I are mom friends,
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but I want us
to be real friends.
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And they are
an impressive couple.
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- We are gonna
have to bring it.
- Okay.
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I invited Carrie
for fashion,
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Miranda for politics,
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Stanford and Anthony...
gay,
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the Shapiros,
the Downeys.
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- Bringin' out the big guns.
- Mm-hm.
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And I've got room
for one more couple.
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- How about the Tates?
- Hmm.
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They're sweet, but...
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they're just
kind of vanilla.
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Oh no.
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What?
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Everyone I've invited...
is vanilla.
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The Wexleys can't be the only
Black couple at the dinner.
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They're gonna think we
don't have any Black friends.
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Why don't you just ask
- the Jenkins in 4
- C?
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The Jenkins!
Yes, yes, I love
the Jenkins, yes!
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- We just had that great brunch.
- Two years ago.
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But we lost
a year to COVID.
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I'm gonna text
her right now.
241
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,722
- Oh, Charlotte, hi.
- Hello, Shelly.
242
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,475
- What a beautiful sweater.
- Thank you.
243
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,643
I just wanted to check in,
244
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,478
and make sure that
you had received
245
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,730
the texts I sent earlier.
246
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,066
I did...
All four of them.
247
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,151
Oh, I thought
I sent two.
248
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,195
You know, I've gotta
get my phone checked.
249
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,279
It just goes
rogue sometimes.
250
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,575
So will you be able
to join us for dinner?
251
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,744
Oh, well,
as I said in my text,
252
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:52,122
- we would love to join...
- Great! Terrific!
253
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,333
but we already have
a dinner Thursday.
254
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,211
Oh, right, but you know
what I was thinking?
255
00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,798
Maybe you and David
could pop in before
your dinner for drinks.
256
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,424
You know, just pop in, say hi.
257
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,509
We'll do it another time.
258
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,594
Oh, but we always say
259
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,054
we'll do it another time.
260
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,765
Let's just...
get her done.
261
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,601
I'll tell you what,
you text me
262
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,937
when you know that you
definitely can't come,
263
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,564
and in the meantime,
264
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,192
that is just the most
lovely sweater.
265
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,611
- Where'd you get it?
--J.
- Crew.
266
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,655
Well, it is just gorgeous.
267
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157
Have a great rest of your day.
268
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,125
Charlotte
Are you still in touch
with that artist you dated?
269
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,752
Who do you mean?
The performance artist
with the big, juicy ass?
270
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,298
- God no, I forgot about him.
- I didn't. Like two canned hams.
271
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,632
No, I'm talking
about that painter.
272
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,010
Oh, you mean
the hot Black guy.
273
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:51,640
Anthony, he is more
than just his race.
He is a person...
274
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,225
and, yes, that is who
I was referring to.
275
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,853
I was thinking of
inviting him to
the Wexley dinner party.
276
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:59,898
LTW has a collection
of African-American artists.
277
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,483
Outta luck, princess.
278
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,860
Stanford lit my old address
book on fire one night.
279
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,071
You want me to ask Juan,
one of my delivery guys?
280
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616
He's Colombian,
but ethnically ambiguous.
281
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,868
- Goodbye, Anthony.
- Goodbye!
282
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,123
- Deirdre... Hi!
- Oh, hi!
283
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,750
- I was just
gonna text you.
- Oh!
284
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,586
By any chance,
are you and Geoff
285
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171
free for dinner
tomorrow night?
286
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,423
Who's Geoff?
287
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,717
- Your husband?
- Oh,
It's pronounced "Joff."
288
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,221
- Oh.
- So last minute, but yes.
289
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,016
Lovely.
I'll call Geoff
to make sure.
290
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,852
Charlotte, oh my god,
I'm so sorry.
291
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,479
We can't come
tomorrow night.
292
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,105
My mother-in-law invited
us to the symphony,
293
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,106
and Herbert didn't
tell me till this morning
294
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,400
because as he said,
he didn't wanna hear me
295
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,736
bitch about it all week,
and he's not wrong.
296
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,947
- Of course, I get it.
Mother-in-law drama.
297
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,783
Our dinner will happen
when it happens.
298
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,368
No rush at all.
299
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,911
Thank you for understanding.
300
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,038
- We'll talk later.
- Okay!
301
00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,042
Okay, Geoff and I
are definitely in
for tomorrow night.
302
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,879
Harry has a colonoscopy
on Friday morning,
303
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,756
and I completely forgot.
304
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,342
See? I'm not crazy.
305
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,260
You do drop balls
every now and then.
306
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:14,932
You got me.
Apologies to, to Geoff.
307
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,732
Uh, sir, I'm not tryin'
to be unreasonable,
308
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,820
but that guy who just
left with the doggy bag
came in after us.
309
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,572
- Am I right about that?
- Yeah, I think so.
310
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,242
With the straw hat?
Um, it's Nya Wallace.
311
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,244
7:30, party of two.
Would you check again?
312
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,080
I'm sorry, again.
We have no record of your
reservation in the system.
313
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:44,044
But, uh, I do have a record
of the reservation right here.
314
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754
Mm-hm, yeah,
you've shown me that
already three times,
315
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,592
but see, it's
not in my system.
316
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,469
Okay, well, then let's
just ignore the evidence,
317
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,596
and say I don't
have a reservation.
I mean, it's possible.
318
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,807
I've made mistakes
in my life...
319
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,726
uh, most recently comin'
into this restaurant.
320
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,312
What are we gon'
do about it, though?
321
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,982
You know, there are
a couple of cute places
pretty near here.
322
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,942
Miranda,
I'm 37 minutes
into this trial.
323
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,318
- I am not leaving
without a win.
- Got it. Yeah.
324
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,446
One second.
325
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,116
Found you.
You did make
a 7:30 reservation...
326
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,870
- Thank you.
-...at our San Francisco
location.
327
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622
Should I call 'em
and tell 'em
328
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082
we're gonna be
a little bit late?
329
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293
- I'll get to you.
- Okay, thank you. Thank you.
330
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,044
Sateesh, party of two.
331
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,173
I am so sorry.
That was totally not me.
332
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,301
No, that is so,
usually, exactly me.
333
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,930
I'm just so hopped up
on all these, um,
fertility drugs.
334
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,974
Yeah, it's messin'
with my everything.
335
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,603
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I know how
hard that can be.
336
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,687
Wait, you've been
through this?
337
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,564
Water for you ladies.
338
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,316
Thanks.
You have kids?
339
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,985
No and yes.
No to IVF.
340
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,113
Yes, I have
a 17-year-old son
named Brady.
341
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,701
I have a, a good friend who
went through hell with IVF.
342
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,329
- That's how I know.
- Yeah, well, this is
my second trip to hell.
343
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,372
My, uh, first
one didn't take...
344
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,043
which, uh...
345
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,962
is privileged information
between professor and student,
346
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,714
and, as a reminder,
I do have the power
to fail you.
347
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,759
Oh, not, not
unethical at all.
348
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,012
Um...
349
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,848
and so, this is the part
you tell me where
it'll all be worth it.
350
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,683
Counselor, I think you're
leading the witness.
351
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,852
Miranda Hobbes,
are you about to tell me
352
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,770
that motherhood
isn't worth it?
353
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,066
Um... it depends
on the day.
354
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,069
Like today, when my son
called me a bitch
355
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,028
because I sent
his girlfriend home,
356
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,864
and forced him
to do his homework.
357
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,408
- 100% not worth it.
- No. No, it's not worth it.
358
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202
No.
359
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,830
Haven't heard that
side of the argument.
360
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,705
Menu for you.
361
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,707
- But if having a baby is...
- And you.
362
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,377
is really what you want--
Thank you.
363
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,213
It will be way more
than 100% worth it.
364
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,258
Great, but I don't need
a hard sell, right?
365
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,552
I'm gettin' that
from society,
from my friends,
366
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,887
my family, uh,
my house cleaner.
367
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,348
- You need a new house cleaner.
- Yeah.
368
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,978
Okay, here's the thing.
369
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,231
I don't know why
I'm tellin' you this, probably
the hormones but, um...
370
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,860
when my last round of IVF
didn't go through...
371
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,736
um...
372
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,532
I felt a huge
wave of relief.
373
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,414
And listen,
my husband and I,
we love our life.
374
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,917
I mean,
nobody's life is perfect,
but, my life...
375
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,420
is really
fuckin' close, right?
376
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,170
But then, I--
377
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,759
I'm also afraid that if
I don't have a child,
378
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,136
I'm gonna
regret it one day.
379
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,266
You know,
the thing about regret
380
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,436
is that having a child
doesn't take it away.
381
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,186
Thank you.
382
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,817
There are always gonna be
these roads not taken, right?
383
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,738
I mean, I--
384
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,032
There was a woman
in my class at Harvard.
385
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,952
Not a Rhodes Scholar.
She never married.
She never had kids.
386
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,121
She's a federal judge now.
387
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,916
- Who goes home
to an empty house.
- God!
388
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,794
There are so many nights
389
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,464
when I would love
to be a judge,
390
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,132
and go home
to an empty house.
391
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:19,259
Hmm.
392
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,138
And then,
I see my son
and I'm glad.
393
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,853
And then,
I see his dirty underwear
on my kitchen floor...
394
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,271
- No.
-...and I'm mad.
395
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023
Yeah, I could see that.
396
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,363
- So you can't have it all?
- No...
397
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,240
you can.
398
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,157
It's just really fuckin' hard.
399
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,204
Is that your
closing argument?
400
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,750
Your honor...
401
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,545
if this round
of IVF works...
402
00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:00,509
you're gonna love
motherhood every second.
403
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,178
Why don't we get
another round of drinks?
404
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,180
Why don't we?
- Yeah.
405
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:08,684
Mmm, I'm not very open
to this open house.
406
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,020
"Mad Max" meets
"Dances With Wolves."
407
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,523
- I think I used to date
the guy who lives here.
- Really?
408
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,858
Well, generally speaking,
I feel like back in the '90s,
409
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,944
we all dated
the 50-year-old guy
who lives here.
410
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,863
I'm still dating them.
411
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,116
By the way,
feel free to introduce me
412
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,202
to any available men that
you know with a good heart.
413
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,704
Even if they're
fixer-uppers.
I can flip 'em.
414
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,373
Oh, I bet you can.
415
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,335
So, the motorcycle
inside is for what?
416
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,378
Those quick trips
to the bathroom?
417
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,714
See, this is why you
don't leave your furniture
418
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,132
in your place
for the open house.
419
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,217
- All right.
- Okay.
420
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,343
I'm gonna say goodbye
to the realtor. Poor thing.
421
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,229
- Great place, huh?
- Oh! Oh god.
422
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,273
I'm considering
making an offer.
423
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,734
Recently divorced,
and I'm movin' back downtown!
424
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,195
You look like
a downtown lady.
425
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,823
- You wanna check
out the bedroom?
- Ooh, oh--
426
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:08,660
- Let's go. We have to eat.
- Oh, we have to eat.
427
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:13,331
Ooh,
I was about to flee
on the motorcycle.
428
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,584
- Who was that?
- My worst nightmare.
429
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,377
You think that guy was
your worst nightmare?
430
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,171
- Check out this honey bun.
- Mm!
431
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,883
Profile says
he's looking for fun.
432
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,302
- He should be
looking for a shirt.
433
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:29,848
Wait, please.
There's so many more gems.
434
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,475
How many dating apps
are you on?
435
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,934
How much time have you got?
436
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,228
I started back in the day
with OkCupid...
437
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,772
- Uh-huh.
-...which was not okay.
It was like
438
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107
are you fucking
with me, Cupid?
439
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,069
Then, I moved to Tinder...
440
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,112
where I met the guy
who cried after sex.
441
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,615
Oh, so he was too Tinder.
442
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,453
I just want someone to create
a dating site that's called,
443
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,789
"Here's the man you've
been searching for, Seema."
444
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957
And you're never married?
Not divorced?
445
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,793
No, happily not divorced.
446
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:02,214
Well, I think it's
great that you're still
putting yourself out there.
447
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,299
Yes. Well, I am.
448
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,843
Ooh, do you wanna split
the cacio e pepe?
449
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,345
- Mm-hm.
- Mm.
450
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,852
Lisa and Herbert run in
an eclectic, diverse crowd.
451
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,729
- Hmm.
- But... right now,
452
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,689
everyone is talking
about Black literature.
453
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,483
You read the article
I sent you, right?
454
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,987
- Yep.
- So name a few
modern Black authors
455
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,032
- that every person is reading.
456
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,161
- Sadie Smith.
- Zadie with a Z.
457
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,164
Can't I just say I love
Michelle Obama's book?
458
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,500
I feel like you
are not taking
this seriously.
459
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,335
Charlotte, I've been
talkin' my whole life.
460
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,546
Think I can handle
a little dinner chit-chat.
461
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,551
- Do I need it?
- No.
462
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:51,555
Harry!
463
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,853
We lucked out when LTW
canceled the other night,
464
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,856
but that was
our wake-up call.
465
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,442
It is unacceptable that
we do not have a more
diverse friendship circle,
466
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,528
so, tonight,
bring your "A" game.
467
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,489
- Oh god,
you're sweating already.
- Can't imagine why.
468
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,077
Hi!
- Come on in!
469
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,745
I know you said not
to bring any gifts,
470
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,914
but we had
to bring Herbert
a little something.
471
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,541
- Aww.
It's chocolate.
472
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,584
It's really good
with port,
if he drinks.
473
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,712
Oh, he drinks. He has to.
He's married to this.
474
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,672
Oh.
475
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,799
Uh, I have to go
apologize to the chef
476
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,468
for something my mother-in-law
just said about the appetizers.
477
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:30,594
You all go mingle.
478
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,850
Wow!
Yes,
479
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,105
Looks like we're
the eclectic and diverse.
480
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,440
Harry, Charlotte.
481
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:47,068
- Hey! Happy birthday, big guy.
- Happy birthday!
482
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,278
Please, come join us.
483
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,198
Oh, look.
It's Gwen, Leo's mom.
484
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,242
Hi, Gwen!
485
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,288
Hi!
I haven't seen you since
Leo transferred to Dalton.
486
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,581
I'm not Gwen.
487
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,626
But I know who
you're talking about.
488
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,878
This is Lisa's
friend, Shawna.
489
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,132
Anybody read the new
Zadie Smith book?
490
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,445
Carrie
Hey, you know that part
in "The Wizard of Oz"
491
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:33,573
where the movie goes
from sepia to color?
492
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,743
Yeah.
- I'm experiencing
that in reverse.
493
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,786
What do you mean?
494
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,453
My apartment is
495
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,539
totally beige, everywhere.
496
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,252
There's no sign of me.
497
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:46,461
Sometimes, I look
around this house
498
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,963
and there's...
no sign of me either.
499
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,091
God, it's surreal.
500
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:51,508
It's like we never lived here.
501
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,554
Our life is just... gone.
502
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,723
I'm so sorry
for you, Carrie.
503
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,476
I know... everyone is.
504
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:05,480
Maybe that's why I'm drawn
to Seema, my realtor, you know?
505
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:08,108
When I'm with her,
I can just, um...
506
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,569
you know, pretend like
none of the terrible
stuff has happened.
507
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,405
Well, she didn't know Big.
508
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,990
Exactly.
509
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,659
It's lunch and some laughs,
which is kinda nice.
510
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,620
- Should I be threatened?
Nah, it's probably
511
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,664
more real estate than real.
512
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:28,086
Oh, hell no.
513
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,170
What?
514
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,048
The Peloton is back.
515
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,134
Okay, I gotta get Big and go.
516
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,885
You don't belong here anymore.
517
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,954
- Ah.
518
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,458
Thank you, everybody.
519
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,002
And what is it
you do, Charlotte?
520
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,046
Oh, um, I-I'm
a full-time mom,
521
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,216
and I'm active
on the Events Committee
at our daughter's school,
522
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,093
and that is how
Lisa and I met.
523
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,721
Lisa and Charlotte
are the Thelma and Louise
of that parent group,
524
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:23,391
except without the crime spree
and the double suicide.
525
00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,853
Charlotte is
just being modest.
526
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,481
She's not just a stellar mom,
and killing it at school,
527
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,149
she's also on the board
at The Met.
528
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,026
Oh!
529
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,570
So, you know art?
530
00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:38,114
Yes, yes.
It's my passion.
531
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,491
I used to run
an art gallery
a long time ago.
532
00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:43,453
My favorite Art
is Art Smith...
533
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,873
- our financial adviser.
534
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,292
He told me that
my daughter-in-law there
535
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,961
spent more money
on these paintings
536
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,422
than my husband,
God rest his soul,
537
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,342
and I spent on
our first house.
538
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,760
All due respect, Mother,
539
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,887
real estate
isn't as costly
in the Carolinas.
540
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,515
I don't know about
Carolina real estate,
541
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:07,018
but, in terms of art, I can't
think of a better investment
542
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,771
- than what Lisa
has selected here.
- Really?
543
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:14,234
The Gordon Parks
photographs are amazing,
544
00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,403
and the one by
Carrie Mae Weems.
545
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,613
The collection includes
Deborah Roberts,
546
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,907
and, oh, Barkley Hendricks,
547
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,326
and the early work
by Derrick Adams,
548
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,955
which is like owning early
sheet music by Beethoven.
549
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,331
- Oh.
- And then,
my personal favorite
550
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,293
is the Mickalene Thomas
in there.
551
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,713
She did the very first portrait
of First Lady Michelle Obama.
552
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,509
- I loved her book!
553
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,303
So, I don't think that
you and Mr. Art Smith
554
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,305
have anything
to worry about.
555
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,473
With the keen eye of Lisa,
556
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,436
the family is
in very good hands.
557
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:51,604
Yes, we are.
558
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,482
How about some
birthday cake,
and, uh,
559
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,984
- my favorite port
in the den?
- Yeah.
560
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,694
- Yeah?
- Shall we?
561
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,866
Oh, thank you,
thank you, Thelma!
562
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:03,658
unless you
wanna be Louise.
563
00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:05,994
Oh, no, I am
definitely Thelma.
564
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,904
Just till I can figure out
where you really want to be.
565
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,409
Ah.
566
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,397
- You're smoking?
- Stanford's in Japan?
567
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,275
Go, daddy, go ♪
568
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,735
That's Ashley,
569
00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:23,821
the 17-year-old
Long Island TikTok
star he manages.
570
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,573
She's huge in Asia.
571
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,284
She asked him to go
on tour with her.
572
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:34,082
I do not get her,
but then, I'm old, gay...
573
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,834
- and not Japanese.
- Well, fine,
good, sayonara,
574
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,087
but why the dramatic note?
575
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,215
"By the time you read this,
I'll be in Tokyo."
576
00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:45,218
I mean, wh-wh-who is he?
The lost Brontë sister?
577
00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,928
He said he couldn't
bring himself to tell you
578
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,222
he was leaving
face-to-face
after Big died.
579
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,057
Right, and a, a note
is so much more
580
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,809
- compassionate.
- Oh, you know Stanny.
581
00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,770
He hates to disappoint
people... in person.
582
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,941
Still, you know, if it--
If something good
583
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:00,984
is happening in one
of my friends' lives,
584
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:04,404
and I'm, I'm assuming
he considers this good...
585
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,781
I'd wanna know about it.
586
00:31:06,864 --> 00:31:09,659
You know, no, no matter
what is going on in mine.
587
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:13,121
Good news or bad,
I'd wanna know.
588
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,455
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
589
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,457
I got a letter, too.
590
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,252
- He wants a divorce.
- Oh.
591
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:25,049
I don't get it.
We were so happy.
592
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,218
We had a great time
at your dinner.
593
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,637
- We loved everyone.
- Oh, and everyone loved you.
594
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,847
Thank you so much
for having my back
with Eunice.
595
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,308
You're like
the mother-in-law
whisperer.
596
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,435
- Such a good friend.
597
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,020
Well, I hope so.
598
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399
I have
a confession to make.
599
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,818
I was really panicked
600
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,446
having you and Herbert
over for dinner
601
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:49,073
because I realized
you would be the only
Black couple there.
602
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,244
Hmm... that's really crazy
603
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,622
because I was worried
that you and Harry
would be nervous
604
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,624
being the only white people
at my dinner party.
605
00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:00,043
- Did we seem nervous?
- He sweat through his suit.
606
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,005
That's on me.
607
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,049
I pushed him so hard.
608
00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:07,550
I just-- I want to do
everything right.
609
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,678
- Good luck.
- Seriously,
610
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,430
I was so desperate
this week...
611
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,682
I invited Deirdre.
612
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,434
Okay, now you're doin'
the wrong thing.
613
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,602
How'd you get out of that?
614
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,355
I pretended
to drop a ball.
615
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,190
- Took one for the team.
- Mm-hm.
616
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,483
Aww.
617
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,528
Hello? Safe to come in?
618
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323
Is the open house closed?
619
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:34,118
- Come on in. Coast is clear.
- I got us some sushi.
620
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:39,290
So tell me, uh, how did it go
at the "Beige-a-palooza"?
621
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,710
A lot of interest.
One definite,
two potential offers.
622
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,045
I might show it
again next week
623
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,798
just to drive
the interest
up even more.
624
00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:50,134
All right, so, um,
so your magical moving
worked, I guess.
625
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804
Always does.
Oh, there was
a little mishap.
626
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,641
I was moving a photo into
a drawer and the glass broke.
627
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,602
- Which photo?
- The one on your bedside table.
628
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,522
I must've hit it
on the corner,
629
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,524
and it just shattered.
630
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,984
- Why were you even touching it?
- Well, it was a personal item,
631
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,695
and you were supposed
to tuck it away.
632
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,738
- It is a personal item.
- No, I understand.
633
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,908
- But it's only that--
- You said they move Picassos,
that nothing would get broken.
634
00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:17,412
And, unfortunately, this
was my bad, not theirs,
635
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,288
but it can be fixed.
636
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,958
Only the glass is broken,
the photo's intact,
637
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:24,836
so I'll just
replace the glass.
638
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:28,172
You can't just
replace the glass.
639
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,425
That picture was
on his side of the bed.
640
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,969
He touched that
glass all the time.
641
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,639
You-- the, the glass
is not replaceable.
642
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,101
Well... I'm sorry.
643
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,102
Well, you don't
seem very sorry.
644
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:45,481
You're sitting there,
you know, pretty casually.
645
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,775
You know, "Oh, it just--
We'll just replace the glass.
646
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,944
You know, it's not--
No big deal. No worries."
647
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,321
No worries?
He was the,
the love of my life.
648
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,824
Actually... I'm not
like that at all. I--
649
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,785
Well, that's, that's
how it seems to me.
650
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,624
He's gone, it's broken,
and no one can fix it.
651
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,172
I am very sorry, I am.
652
00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,966
I assure you,
I had no intention
653
00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,385
of being insensitive
to your situation.
654
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,806
Sometimes...
655
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,018
people aren't aware
of how insensitive
they may seem...
656
00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,022
and, I guess, today that
could apply to me.
657
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,402
Or to you...
at the restaurant
the other day.
658
00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,239
Me?
How was I insensitive?
659
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,827
When we were talking
about me dating, you said
something like--
660
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,662
Well, no, it wasn't
"something like."
661
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,583
I... remember
exactly what it was.
You said...
662
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,836
"Well, it's great you're still
putting yourself out there.
663
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,675
"Well, it's great you're still
putting yourself out there.
664
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:55,885
"Good for you, Seema,
trying to find yourself a man
665
00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:59,806
to marry after all
those years of no luck."
666
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,390
No, no, that's not
the way I meant it.
667
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,851
You know, I'm sure,
but that's how I heard it.
668
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,233
If I'm being really honest...
669
00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:11,859
maybe you have
a point, Carrie.
670
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,028
Maybe there's
a little part of me
671
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:16,864
that doesn't feel
sorry for you...
672
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,200
'cause at least you found
the love of your life
673
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,453
and you had him for
many wonderful years,
and in my eyes,
674
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:26,415
that is something worth still
putting yourself out there for.
675
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,128
I agree.
676
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,557
Would you like some yellowtail?
677
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:45,726
Is it from the place
on Madison?
678
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,068
And just like that...
679
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,320
we began our real friendship.
680
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,472
♪ If you got a problem ♪
681
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,268
♪ I got a problem too ♪
682
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,687
♪ If you're standin'
at the bottom ♪
683
00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,399
♪ I'll reach out for you ♪
684
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,610
♪ If you need someone
to lean on ♪
685
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,445
♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪
686
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,780
♪ I will carry you through ♪
687
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,783
♪ If you got a problem ♪
688
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,161
♪ I got a problem too ♪
689
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,248
♪ If you leave ♪
690
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,210
♪ I'll come runnin' ♪
691
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:59,050
♪ And we'll find
a better way ♪
692
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,968
♪ If you got a problem ♪
693
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,014
♪ I got a problem too ♪
694
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,265
♪ If you're standin'
at the bottom ♪
695
00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,978
♪ I'll reach out for you ♪
696
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,939
♪ If you need someone
to lean on ♪
697
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,066
♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪
698
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,652
♪ I will carry you through ♪
699
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,570
♪ If you got a problem ♪
700
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,532
♪ I got a problem too ♪
701
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,578
♪ Everybody needs ♪
702
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:31,123
♪ Somethin' to believe ♪
703
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,168
♪ If you want you can always
put your faith in me ♪
704
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,215
♪ I don't know it all ♪
705
00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,426
♪ But I know how
it feels to fall ♪
706
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:48,599
♪ With a helpin' hand,
you'll find your feet ♪
707
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,768
♪ If you got a problem ♪
708
00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:54,689
♪ I got a problem too ♪
709
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,649
♪ If you need someone
to lean on ♪
710
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,609
♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪
711
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,070
♪ I will carry you through ♪
712
00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,073
♪ If you got a problem ♪
713
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,618
♪ I'll reach out for you ♪