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Oh my god, the sun
is gorgeous in here.
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If this apartment,
were a fragrance,
it would be called
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"New York Autumn Light"
by Halston.
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- Yeah, but is it too much light?
- Since you're not a bat, no.
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I don't know about
me and downtown.
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I mean,
I've had fun downtown,
and I've cried downtown,
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but... never
lived downtown.
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First time
for everything.
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And trust me,
you are not gonna miss
your dark kitchen,
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and those rickety stairs.
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But everything else,
and the crown molding!
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Emphasis on the mold.
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Out with the mold
and in with the new.
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And this is the new you.
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"You With a Terrace"
by Halston.
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I'm thinkin' I need
a new me as well.
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Should I use your realtor,
or she too much of a top?
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We have to wrap this up.
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I'm in the middle
of a final walk-through.
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Your mother wants to know
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if you've got a new sari
for the Diwali party.
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Yes, I'm going this week.
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- Dammit!
- Seema What?
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The Knicks had a turnover.
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While you're on the TV,
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Mom needs to create
her own profile
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under my Netflix login.
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I'm being flooded with recs
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from the time
she binge-watched
"Indian Matchmaker."
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I get enough of that
from her in person.
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It's just a gentle reminder.
You deserve to be happy.
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Am I not happy?
Damn the Knicks.
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Dad... I have to go.
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Are you smoking?
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I don't smoke.
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Yeah, I need to move.
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I had a trick
over last night,
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and doing it
in the same bedroom
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where Stanford and I
rarely did it...
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didn't feel right.
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And did it feel right
sharing that with me?
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Buckle up, princess.
I'm rebounding,
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and I'm gonna be
one of those people
who talks about it a lot.
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And I'm gonna be
a downtowner
with melanoma.
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So, have you picked
out a cute kayak
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to go with this
amazing river view?
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Not yet.
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Growl.
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Am I someone who can
live on the water?
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Well, you are the strongest
swimmer of the three of us.
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And think of that cool
breeze off the water
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while the rest of us
are sweating inland.
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It's the Hudson,
not the Caribbean,
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and that's not a breeze.
That's Paramus.
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- Guys, I just don't love it.
- Then don't buy it.
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You have to love where you live.
Miranda's right.
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Besides,
that place is too cold
and modern for you.
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I know, you're right. It is.
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I just wish we'd had this meal
before I signed the papers.
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- What?
- You bought it?
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I had to.
I have been dragging Seema
around for three months.
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I have nitpicked my way
through 46 apartments.
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It's not the apartment.
I'm the problem.
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What's wrong with staying where you are?
Here you are.
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You're comfortable there.
Thank you.
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I know,
it is sort of the...
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perfectly worn-in cashmere
sweater of apartments,
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- and I love cashmere.
- I know you do.
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But is it too comfortable?
Me living there?
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- Meaning?
- Meaning am I living or just retreating?
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You know, I moved in
when I was 29.
I'm back at 55.
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I just cannot be one
of those people who's like,
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"I have lived in the same
apartment for 25 years.
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My rent was $2!"
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That apartment's
not that modern.
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No, it is.
It's like living
in the future...
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which, you know,
I guess is preferable
to living in the past.
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Big's gone.
I have to move on.
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I have to...
try something else.
Start a new chapter.
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Other people do.
I mean, look at Anthony.
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He's already having sex
with other men.
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Yeah, I don't think
that ever really stopped.
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A new chapter.
Yes! Good for you.
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And, if after a while,
you don't like living there,
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you can always sell it.
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Or just drown yourself
in the Hudson.
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Exactly. See?
Plenty of options.
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Hm.
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This isn't healthy.
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Lily, it's late.
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Your lips could not
be more glossed.
We gotta go.
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There are so many
rooms in this house
with tables for eating.
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Lily had breakfast
in here, too.
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All right, girls-- Kids.
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No more room toast
unless it's your birthday.
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Let's hustle!
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Can I redecorate...
just my side?
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I don't need those.
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My Madame Alexander
International Doll Collection?
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Yeah, I wanna hang
my longboard there.
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But... these dolls
aren't just yours.
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I, I gave them
to Lily, too.
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I don't want them, either.
They're culturally
inappropriate.
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- What?!
- Mom, the little traditional outfits?
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Are you from Spain?
Are you from Thailand?
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No, but they are.
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And they're just dolls
and, and, and they're vintage.
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Right, from a time
when that was okay.
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I'm embarrassed when
friends come over.
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And can we change
this wall, too?
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I had that hand-painted
for you when you were little.
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- And look, Lily still has hers.
- Lily and I are different.
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So, you're the same when
it comes to eating in bed,
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but not when it
comes to the murals.
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Okay... so I
Googled the dolls.
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They're not international.
They're made in New York.
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It's easy.
We can just paint over it.
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Okay, we-we're late.
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So, I think we should
just talk about this
some other time
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when we have more time
because painting is
a big commitment.
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Go.
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Also... I wanna
cut my hair short.
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Breathe, Mom.
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Thank god for you,
Richard Burton.
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Now, tell me you like it.
Tell me not to stop.
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Inhale.
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Is this okay?
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Can I touch you?
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- Miranda?
- Yes, hi.
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Oh
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- You want to grab a coffee?
- Oh yes. Great.
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So, a lot of my other
graduate students
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are devoting time
to the renovation,
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so I'm hoping
to have the shelter
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up and running by spring.
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Are you in?
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So, this is less
of a casual coffee.
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This is more
of a shakedown.
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Well, I'm teachin'
a full slate,
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I'm spearheading
a home for
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displaced women
and children.
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No one has time
for casual coffee.
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- Right here.
- Looks good.
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- Okay... swipe left to right.
- Okay.
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It's a former apartment
building in Fort Greene,
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and I've partnered
with three banks
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and the Brooklyn Housing Commission--
Oh...
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...you're getting a call.
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Oh... sorry.
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Hi...
Yeah, I got her text about
Thursday, but why so late?
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Oh. I know.
They gotta put
their kids to bed.
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Okay, I got it.
Honey, I gotta go.
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Yeah, nothin' but love.
Okay, bye.
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What?
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Nobody has time
for a casual dinner
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with Andre Rashad's best friend
and his wife, Fertile Myrtle.
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I know the type.
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- Left to right.
- Okay.
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She's had two babies
in three years,
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and every single
conversation,
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she manages, somehow,
to bring it back to babies.
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I mean, we could be
talkin' about Mars,
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and she'll suddenly say,
"Oh, I-- The night
that I saw Mars,
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"through the telescope
was the night that we
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got pregnant
with Jasmine."
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And I said to Andre,
"Honey, please give
me a little space
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on the baby decision after
the second round of IVF."
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She's gonna bring
it up... a lot.
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Since when are you shy?
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Just control
the conversation.
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- Don't let her go there.
- I've tried, Miranda.
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- You don't know Fertile Myrtle.
- What's her real name?
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Myrtle.
She was conceived
in Myrtle Beach.
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No!
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Welcome to my SoHo.
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Okay...
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These clothes...
This holiday.
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I, I need to know
everything about it.
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In India, Diwali is
a Hindu celebration
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of light triumphing
over dark.
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In Queens,
it's the celebration
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of my family asking me
why I'm still not married.
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But, there's so much more
about you to celebrate.
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- Literally, everything else about you.
- And they do,
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but my parents hit
the arranged marriage lottery,
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and they can't imagine
me not having that.
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But it's my life,
and I'm happy,
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so they have
to get over it,
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and accept their
bad Indian daughter.
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Question.
If your parents
won the lottery,
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have you ever considered
an arranged marriage?
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Carrie, I won't even let
the sommelier pick out my wine.
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They are so sickeningly happy
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that every time I push back
on one of their choices for me,
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I get,
"Your father and I weren't
in love at first sight either,
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but we grew to love each other."
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If I have to convince
myself to love someone,
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then I don't want them.
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Oh yeah, no.
There are two
things no one
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love and zip-lining.
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One of my most favorite
Fendi sandals is still
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somewhere in that rainforest.
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So, until I find my man,
I'll buy a stunning sari
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and attend another
family Diwali alone.
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Well, you know, you don't
have to attend alone.
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I could really use
a light triumphing
over dark celebration.
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Let's get you a sari.
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Is that allowed?
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You're wearing it to
a traditional celebration
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at my family home.
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That's not cultural
appropriation,
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that's cultural appreciation.
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Oh my god...
Wow, that is really great
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'cause I just saw
one back there that
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I really culturally
appreciated.
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Ooh.
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Anyone who said
a marriage can't fit
neatly into boxes...
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has not seen
my storage unit.
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Okay.
What is the goal
for today?
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You know, find a few things
to take to the new place,
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so, you know,
I can make it...
feel like me,
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and then, treat myself
to a hot pretzel
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from that vendor
on the corner after.
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See, my mistake was
thinking that I had
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to fall in love
with a new apartment
right away.
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But now I see it...
like an arranged marriage.
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You know, you learn to love it
and that's what I plan to do.
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- Just a little bit at a time.
- Smart.
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It's like you're taking
your time and dating,
like I did in the '90s.
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Exactly.
I am dating
my new apartment,
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and tonight is
our first sleepover.
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I got a bed delivered
from 1-800-Mattress.
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Do you always have
these in your purse?
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So, I suggest we follow
Marie Kondo's advice,
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and only take things
that spark joy.
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Oh. I don't think joy
is even on the menu here.
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Maybe we should just...
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try to find things
that don't spark sadness.
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- What about this adorable lamp?
- Doesn't make me sad.
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- Yay! Good.
- Oh, wow. Conrad's, 1988.
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Okay...
If I were sheets,
where would I be?
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Ooh, not sheets.
243
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:22,598
Oh my god!
244
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:26,435
- It's my favorite sun hat.
- Oh.
245
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,105
Oh. And now she's
not just fashion...
246
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,023
she's survival.
247
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,484
- Definite yes.
- Yay! Good.
248
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,493
- Oh shit.
- What?
249
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,623
- Big's records.
- Oh.
250
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,668
Are you okay?
251
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,629
No. I'm in a spark
sadness situation.
252
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,048
What can I do?
253
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,473
Oh my god.
I--
254
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,479
Oh my god. Thought it--
Suddenly, it was all here again.
255
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,194
And I was feeling so cocky
256
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,696
after I made it past
our headboard over there.
257
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,412
Yeah, I'm not ready for this.
I think you're gonna have to
258
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,373
test run the boxes,
and just tell me
what's in them.
259
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,668
You know, m-maybe,
this is enough for today.
260
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:36,130
I have tons of sheets,
and we can just go get
ourselves a pretzel.
261
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,757
We can't leave here with
a, a hat and a lamp.
262
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,304
Okay, now we can go.
263
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,476
Not too much salt.
264
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,438
Okay...
265
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:36,732
Cancel.
266
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,532
Hm.
267
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,005
- Hello.
- Anthony It's Anthony.
268
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:04,426
Oh good.
I thought you were
a phone solicitor.
269
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,846
- Then why'd you pick up?
- Eh, I had nothing better to do.
270
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,640
I need a favor...
Three months ago,
271
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,350
Stanford booked
us a consultation
272
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,936
with a plastic surgeon
for His and His facelifts.
273
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,188
Is it too late for me
to not pick up?
274
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:20,067
Believe me. I hear you.
I was only goin' to stop him
from doin' something crazy.
275
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,070
Now I need you to go to stop me
from doin' something crazy.
276
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:27,116
Okay, well, now I need you
to stop me from going crazy.
277
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,034
I'm in the new apartment.
278
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:33,539
There's this beeping,
and I have no idea
where it's coming from.
279
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,833
The dishwasher.
- No, I checked the dishwasher.
280
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,834
Try it again.
It's always the dishwasher.
281
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,004
Okay, hold on.
- Hey.
282
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,797
You're holdin' the bags
upside down, Jimmy.
283
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,091
Oh, actually, I'm Billy.
He's Jimmy.
284
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,593
Whoever!
Bags are upside down!
285
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,429
- Jesus Christ!
- Ah, uh, five-second rule?
286
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,056
No! No five-second rule!
Give me that.
287
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,142
- Here you go.
- It's a good thing you're hot.
288
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,103
Oh, thank you.
No, it's not the dishwasher.
289
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,063
It's always the dishwasher.
Slam it!
290
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,402
- Nope.
- Harder!
291
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,533
Could the beeping be
in the refrigerator?
292
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,869
Carrie, I don't have
The Kitchen Edition.
293
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,538
Will you please come
with me tomorrow morning?
294
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,875
I trust your judgment,
and Charlotte's up
to her eyeballs in kid shit.
295
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,502
Anthony...
you don't need a facelift.
296
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,880
Tell that to
the 30-year-old hottie that
called me Daddy last night.
297
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,882
I am not ready to be a daddy.
298
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,010
I need to get my face back
to "hot, slightly older guy."
299
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,262
Oh my god.
I think I just
turned off the AC,
300
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,848
and that's a problem
because I live on
the surface of the Sun.
301
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,018
Come! I'm afraid in
my vulnerable state
302
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,686
I'll agree to the whole
shebang and wind up,
303
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,021
to paraphrase Steven Tyler,
304
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,856
like one of those dudes
who looks like a lady.
305
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,443
Okay, I will go with you.
Thank you. Bye.
306
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,918
Yeah, we come
here all the time.
307
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,211
You're gonna
love this place.
308
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,253
As long as it's not
dinosaur-shaped nuggets
309
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,632
and mac and cheese, I'm good.
310
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,051
- Oh my god. Last night--
- Yeah, it, it used to be
311
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,178
- a shoe factory in the late 1800s.
- Oh.
312
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,098
Uh, 1890, 1891.
I don't know what
kind of shoes, though.
313
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,392
Cool, cool.
314
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,726
Well, last night
at dinner, Jas--
315
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,061
But I think it was
probably men's shoes
316
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,146
because what wasn't about
men back then, right?
317
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,898
I mean,
Congress hadn't even
ratified a woman's
318
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,734
- right to vote until 1919--
- Babe, nah, nah.
319
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,195
Take a breath.
You cut off Myrtle.
320
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,906
- Oh, did I? I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.
321
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,408
All right, so let's get
some of those mojitos.
322
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,702
Oh, I-I'm not drinking.
323
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,995
Why? What, are you
pregnant again?
324
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,291
Oh, wow, you're pregnant again.
325
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,127
Well, we didn't want to
make a big announcement
because--
326
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,628
No, no, it's wonderful.
327
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,215
- Oh my god!
- Congrats, man!
328
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,218
Yeah, three. Three.
Slow down, brother.
329
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,804
- Give someone else a shot.
- Get movin', man. Pick up the slack.
330
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,932
- Hey, don't say that.
- Oh, right.
331
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,809
- Um, I'm sorry. My bad.
- Sorry.
332
00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,852
- It's fine. Yeah, fine.
- You're so fine.
333
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,939
- How's it going?
- Uh, well, you know,
334
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:04,440
- doin' our thing.
- We're doin' our thing.
335
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,484
Yeah, maybe...
336
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,612
- thinkin' about another IVF round.
- You know, it's about timing
337
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,949
because I've got my job
and, you know, Andre's
going back out on tour,
338
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:18,620
and IVF is really
hard on my body,
and it's expensive.
339
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,415
We're tryin' to save money
to buy an apartment,
so it's timing.
340
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,459
It's never a good time
and it's always a good time, so.
341
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,421
A couple like you,
you gotta have babies.
342
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,591
Yeah.
343
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:56,784
Oh, hi. This is 5D.
344
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,748
Yes, hello.
Um... that beeping's back.
345
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,375
Do you think you could
send maintenance again?
346
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:11,381
Oh, okay, okay. No, no.
The morning will be fine.
347
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,384
Okay. Thank you.
348
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,894
Inhale.
349
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,731
Can I touch you?
350
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,024
- Is this okay?
- Mm-hm.
351
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,444
Tell me you like it.
352
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,697
Mom?
353
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,327
Mom?
354
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,830
I'll be right out!
355
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,333
- Are you okay?
- Mm-hm!
356
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,337
I'm gonna go meet Luisa.
357
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:56,051
Don't stay late!
You have your math tutor
in the morning!
358
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,353
Oh god.
359
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,530
Okay, if that didn't
put a baby in me,
360
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,365
I don't wanna do
the other thing.
361
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:22,327
Oh.
362
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,580
Are you doin' that thing
where you're not talking
'cause you're going through
363
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,082
all the possible
responses in your mind?
364
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,917
No, I'm doin' that thing
where I'm not talkin'
365
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,418
'cause I just came
and I need a minute.
366
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,670
Oh, okay.
367
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,885
Now I'm doing
that thing I'm not talkin'
'cause I'm working through
368
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,177
all the possible
responses in my mind.
369
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,931
I've been nervous
to tell you,
so I've been...
370
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,267
doing everything I can
to avoid the topic.
371
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,979
Is that why you were
talkin' all that crazy shit
372
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,398
about a shoe factory at dinner?
373
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:55,027
No, no, no, no.
374
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,907
You don't ever
need to be nervous.
375
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,326
It's me.
376
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,329
I got you.
377
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,597
This isn't working!
378
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,559
Everyone says
this doctor is the best.
379
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:31,021
His male patients
look like men,
not mall elves.
380
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:37,069
Good morning.
I'm Dr. Paul David.
381
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,112
- I hope I haven't kept you waiting too long.
- No.
382
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:43,408
So... what are
we doing today?
383
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,995
Oh, no.
We're doing him today.
384
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,039
Anthony Marentino, 10:45.
385
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,124
Well, this is
an unfortunate start.
386
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,002
Clearly, my receptionist
screwed up the exam room
numbers again.
387
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,505
She's 22,
and went to Oberlin,
388
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,173
so there's really nothing
I can do about it
389
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,341
without risking a lawsuit.
390
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,635
So...
let's just start over,
shall we?
391
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,470
Sure.
392
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,681
What are we doing today?
393
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,266
I'm here for
a facelift consultation.
394
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,689
You don't need
a facelift.
395
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:19,152
Maybe... some Botox.
Your number 11s
are approaching 12s,
396
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,862
but, other than that,
397
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,658
nice Italian skin,
good muscle tone.
398
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,619
You're hot.
399
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,081
Best consultation ever.
400
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,292
I would ask my assistant
for help setting up,
401
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,712
but it turns out
needles trigger her.
402
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:41,049
Um, Dr. Paul David,
403
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,386
what about my number 11s?
404
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,388
I mean, I'm just curious.
405
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,308
- You know, as long as I'm here.
- Absolutely, sure.
406
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,357
Oh, this isn't how
I usually look.
407
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,944
- I didn't sleep at all last night.
- Hm-mm.
408
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,531
And my husband
died recently,
so...
409
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:09,411
you know, that's...
a lot of what you're
seeing on my face.
410
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,750
So, what are you thinking?
411
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,420
Oh, I'm just thinking,
like you said,
you look a little tired.
412
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,923
And maybe
you'd be interested
in a little refresh?
413
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,508
A little refresh...
414
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,470
as in more than a nap?
415
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,472
Well, that's
completely up to you.
416
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,516
But you're not saying
I need a facelift?
417
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,436
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh... okay.
418
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,898
Well, maybe,
a halflift...
or nothing.
419
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,649
I mean, I think
you look beautiful.
420
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:45,072
You're what... 48, 49?
421
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:49,826
- Oh, you're good.
- Listen, I mean, you're here, I'm here.
422
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,454
Don't worry.
I won't let you
do anything crazy.
423
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,247
You know,
the correct response
would've been,
424
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,250
"You don't need anything."
No good deed.
425
00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:02,255
You know,
he's years older
than me, by the way.
426
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,717
Well, unfortunately,
Mother Nature and Instagram
427
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,303
- are much harder on women.
- Hmm.
428
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,430
You know what?
Why don't we step over here?
429
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,726
- I can take a 3
- D image of your face
430
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,480
for a simulation
before and after.
431
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,358
God, my legs don't
seem to want to move.
432
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:23,819
You're fabulous.
433
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,946
Mm-hmm.
434
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:33,161
So, as the face ages,
it breaks down into
435
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,579
hollowers and saggers.
436
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,998
Hollowers lose volume.
437
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,877
Saggers are prone to
hang and develop bags.
438
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,464
- You're a hollower.
- Does this feeling come with a Valium?
439
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,551
- You're hilarious.
- No, I'm serious.
440
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,722
Hey, I came here
to support you during
your moment of need.
441
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:57,519
You could at least
support me during
my drive-by facelift.
442
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:01,523
So, Carrie, you have
a wide range of options.
443
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,357
Ah... okay.
444
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,234
Maybe a few, let's see,
445
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:07,863
injectables to
restore and plump.
446
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,865
Some laser work.
447
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,784
A bit of surgery,
448
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:16,371
upper eye
and a mini facelift.
449
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:18,665
Or, depending on the result
that you're looking for,
450
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,042
a full face
and neck lift,
451
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,502
which would take
you from here...
452
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,881
to...
453
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,718
here.
454
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,846
Oh... I remember her.
455
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,055
Just an idea
of what's possible.
456
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,808
That's friggin' amazing.
457
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,270
With the right work
and the right touch,
458
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:43,857
the last 15 years...
are gone.
459
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:48,486
How much?
460
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,033
Fifteen years... gone.
461
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,911
I mean, crazy expensive,
but is it worth it?
462
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,704
I wanna kill
that doctor.
463
00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,289
You felt great about
the way you look,
464
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,415
and now, thanks to him,
you're questioning that.
465
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,334
Who said I felt great
about how I look?
466
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,879
Okay, maybe not "great."
Who does?
467
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,465
I mean, what's this?
Who invited this?
468
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,258
See, this is what
they do to women.
469
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,719
They make it wrong
for us to age.
470
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,472
But a woman should
be able to freshen up
without other people
471
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:19,267
- making them feel bad about it.
- Who? Me?
472
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,062
Botox and a little filler
are not the end of the world.
473
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,230
Okay, ladies--
- I'm not--
474
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,106
I can't even figure
out the beeping
475
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,650
in my freakin' apartment,
let alone the
476
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,151
"get work or no work"
labyrinth.
477
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,819
So, I say...
478
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,279
enough for now.
479
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,491
- More bubbly?
- Definitely, yes. It's delicious.
480
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,326
You guys are sweet.
481
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:39,371
Drinking this non-alcoholic
bullshit with me.
482
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,206
And I must say
I am very proud
483
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,666
of how you have
stopped cold turkey.
484
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,836
Well, before you
get too proud,
485
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,673
I seem to have replaced
too much drinking...
486
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,466
with obsessive masturbation.
487
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,343
- Oh.
- Is it menopause, you think?
488
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,302
Or is it just
my compulsive personality?
489
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,138
Well, I can't
see that I've,
490
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,267
uh, seen a real spike
in my sex drive these days,
491
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,186
- but I might not be the best control group.
- Oh shit.
492
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,604
I'm sorry.
If you're not up for hearing
493
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,816
about my perverted fantasies,
I understand.
494
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,651
No, please, yak it up.
495
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,821
Any time not spent
up there inside
is time well spent.
496
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,155
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wanna hear.
497
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,449
Who have you been
fantasizing about?
498
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,867
Honestly?
499
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,497
- Carrie's boss, Che.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I get that.
500
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,332
- You do?
- Really?
501
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,959
Oh yeah.
502
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:29,504
Che is so cool
and charismatic.
503
00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,299
In fact, I even had
a sex dream about Che
504
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,260
after that comedy concert.
505
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:35,719
We were on a ferry.
506
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,723
And I, I can't remember the rest.
507
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,019
Mine are a little different.
508
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,397
They're not so much
a fantasy as a replay.
509
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,773
What do you mean?
510
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,321
I'm gonna tell
you something...
511
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,489
and you're gonna have
a big reaction.
512
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,576
- And I'm asking you not to.
- Okay.
513
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,706
I had sex with Che
at Carrie's apartment
514
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:09,210
after the surgery when
we thought she was asleep.
515
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,378
- What?!
- You had a huge reaction!
516
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,048
Of course,
I had a huge reaction!
517
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,468
Y-You knew?! You knew?!
Say something!
518
00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:21,890
- Cheese?
- We had a big fight, but we're fine.
519
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,393
- You're fine?! You're fine with this?
- No, she said, "We're fine."
520
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,271
- Not, "I'm fine."
- Are you not fine with it?
521
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,522
I don't even know
what it is yet.
522
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,025
Well, I don't even know
what it is yet, either.
523
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,402
It is an affair!
That's what it is.
524
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,572
It is not an affair!
It was a finger.
525
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,074
Oh, what?!
526
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,202
Oh, why can't
this be real wine?
527
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,745
What? Go ahead! Say it!
528
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:46,456
I can feel judgment
emanating from your pores.
529
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:49,000
It's not judgment.
It's surprise.
530
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,418
Am I not allowed
to be surprised?
531
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,753
You are allowed to be
whatever you want!
532
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,589
I just don't want to
focus group this.
533
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:57,133
Listen, you brought it up,
and we talk about everything,
534
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,469
so you can't just
suddenly change the rules.
535
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,096
That's true.
We should probably
take a vote,
536
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,972
but it will never
pass the Senate.
537
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,599
And, Carrie,
why do you keep trying
to make this nothing?
538
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,435
- It's something!
- No, you know what?
539
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:12,107
Big dying is something.
This is--
540
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,691
Well, as I said,
I don't know what this is.
541
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:20,573
- So, are you gay now?
- No... I don't know.
542
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,284
You said yourself,
you were attracted
to Che, too.
543
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,412
It was a dream!
I was on a ferry!
544
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,413
- That's not the same thing.
- And, anyway,
545
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,957
it's not as simple
as gay or straight.
546
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:32,919
- Che identifies as non-binary.
- Use whatever words you want,
547
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,380
but you spent your
whole life with men.
548
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,632
You're married to a man,
549
00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:40,885
and now you're suddenly
having non-binary sex.
550
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,847
It was the most alive
that I have felt in years.
551
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,890
A finger made
you feel alive?
552
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,642
Everything about them
made me feel alive.
553
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,686
- Them?! There, there are others?
- No, no, no, no.
554
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:53,898
She's using "them"
as in Che's pronoun.
555
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,984
Okay, c-can I just
say one more thing?
556
00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:56,734
I, I am just gonna say it.
557
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,864
You are not progressive
enough for this.
558
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:05,452
That's it.
559
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,664
- What are you doing?
- I don't have to take this shit.
560
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:14,335
Oh, goddammit!
My leg is asleep!
Help me!
561
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,587
Cool.
562
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,380
Okay...
563
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:23,136
- What-what are you gonna, walk away?
- Yeah, as soon as I can, yes.
564
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,929
You're having a midlife crisis!
565
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,723
You should've just
dyed your hair!
566
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:29,934
Not helpful.
567
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:33,938
Miranda, stop. Miranda, stop.
Come on, stop, stop, stop.
568
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,194
We already lost Samantha.
I'm not losing anyone else.
569
00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:44,407
People are gone...
in a second.
570
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:49,370
You can--
you can disagree,
but you can't leave.
571
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,721
I'm sorry.
572
00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:10,517
I just--
I want to understand.
573
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,188
Well, when you do
maybe you can
explain it to me.
574
00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:16,814
It's not only you.
575
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:22,403
What is wrong with people
just staying who they were?
576
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,447
Some of us don't
have that luxury.
577
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:48,888
- Good evening.
- Thank you.
578
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,437
Wow, look at you, lady.
579
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,780
Absolutely.
I completely agree.
580
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:09,117
We are so happy
Seema invited a friend.
581
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:13,955
Oh, well, actually,
I invited myself,
but I'm very glad I did
582
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:17,041
because this is such
a beautiful celebration.
583
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,085
So, quickly,
before she comes over.
584
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,629
Tell us, what is Dennis like?
585
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,215
We have still yet to meet him.
He's always so busy going
586
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:27,510
here, there, and everywhere
with Doctors Without Borders.
587
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,513
It's been eight months, darling.
No one can be that busy.
588
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,850
I'm beginning to wonder
if she's embarrassed
of her boyfriend,
589
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,643
or embarrassed
of her parents.
590
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,771
So, Carrie, tell.
Is it him or us?
591
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,816
Oh, no, no.
It's-- It-it's not you.
You are both wonderful.
592
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:45,153
What then?
Is Dennis fat?
593
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,739
Ugly?
We don't care.
594
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,699
We just want her
to be happy.
595
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,201
No, of course. No, no, no.
No, Dennis is fine.
596
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,829
Handsome, yes.
597
00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:56,831
It's just, uh, you know...
598
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:02,462
I think that Seema is
such a magnificent woman
599
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:06,382
that it's hard to find
a man that's good enough.
600
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,052
- But she will.
- She's 53.
601
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,556
What are you three
so intense about?
602
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,850
Dennis.
603
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,353
- The jig is up.
- Yes.
604
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,481
Carrie thinks you can
do better than Dennis,
and we agree.
605
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,441
Sorry, I think ya can.
606
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:29,447
It's just easier telling
them I have someone.
607
00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:32,992
Easier for them or you?
608
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,704
For them... well, and for me
when I'm around them.
609
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:38,790
Trust me, when I'm alone...
610
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,876
I know there's no
Dennis in my life.
611
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:42,877
Yet.
612
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,380
Okay, yet.
613
00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:50,718
So are you happy
with your life alone,
614
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,054
like you said you were
in the sari shop?
615
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:57,058
Most times.
And other times
it's wishful thinking,
616
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,685
something I tell myself.
617
00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:01,896
I hate the new apartment.
618
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,066
Then we'll sell it.
619
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,944
- Really?
- Yes. You have to love where you are.
620
00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:13,408
Oh. I dragged you out
of that apartment so fast
621
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,451
because of Dennis,
622
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,662
- I forgot--
- And Dennis?
623
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,622
Yes. I made him white,
624
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,457
so when we broke up,
my parents wouldn't
be heartbroken.
625
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,751
Hand me your wrist.
626
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:29,382
This is a Hindu custom.
627
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,384
It's a reminder...
628
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,052
of your strength.
629
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:01,873
And just like that...
630
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:06,294
I remembered how much
I loved the last 15 years.
631
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:30,234
♪ I can see clearly now
the rain is gone ♪
632
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:38,367
♪ I can see all
obstacles in my way ♪
633
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:45,291
♪ Gone are the dark
clouds that had me blind ♪
634
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,670
♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
635
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,089
♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪
636
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:57,553
♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
637
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,389
♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪
638
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:09,315
♪ I think I can make it now
the pain is gone ♪
639
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:17,323
♪ All of the bad feelings
have disappeared ♪
640
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:24,330
♪ Here is that rainbow
I've been praying for ♪
641
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:28,292
♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
642
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,337
♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪
643
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:41,347
♪ Look all around, there's
nothing but blue skies ♪
644
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:48,354
♪ Look straight ahead,
nothing but blue skies ♪
645
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:09,333
♪ I can see clearly now
the rain is gone... ♪
646
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:19,176
♪ I accept all the things
that I cannot change ♪
647
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:28,394
♪ Gone are the dark clouds
The dawn has come ♪
648
00:36:29,186 --> 00:36:32,899
It's gonna be a bright ♪
649
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,987
♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪
650
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:43,117
It's gonna be a bright ♪
651
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:47,914
♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪
652
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:54,211
♪ All the pain in my sorrow ♪
653
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:59,508
♪ Won't change today,
only ruin tomorrow ♪
654
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:04,972
♪ Oh, all the pain
in my sorrow ♪
655
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:09,352
♪ Won't change today,
only ruin tomorrow ♪
656
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:17,193
♪ I can see clearly now
The rain has gone ♪
657
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:27,370
♪ I accept all the things
that I cannot change ♪
658
00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:36,963
♪ Gone are the dark clouds
The dawn has come ♪
659
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,216
♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
660
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:46,097
♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪
661
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,393
♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪
662
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,981
♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪