1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:06,548 (applause) 2 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:08,091 Che: If you're living your truth, 3 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:09,926 then you're a part of the revolution. 4 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:11,386 (cheers) 5 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,347 You're a part of the evolution. 6 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,269 We know that visibility isn't justice. 7 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,897 But visibility can be the key that unlocks it all, y'all. 8 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:26,109 -(cheers) -Okay? 9 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:30,113 I want to thank you all for living in your truth today, 10 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,281 for saying, "Fuck this rain bullshit..." 11 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:35,243 (cheers) 12 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:37,120 and being here for each other. 13 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,456 I mean, y'all are makin' me wet, okay? 14 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,957 Ba-doop-boop-ba-doop. 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,000 (all laughing) 16 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,878 And I wanna thank our LGBTQ+ allies. 17 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:45,920 (cheers) 18 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:49,174 Che: Yes! I see you. We see you. 19 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,260 -You okay, darling? -Oh, I'm sorry. 20 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:55,054 Che: Live your truth. 21 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,848 You have nothing to hide. 22 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,392 (cheers) 23 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:03,521 That's right. That's right. Yeah! 24 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:07,984 So, you know what? Hiding is, like, so five years ago. 25 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:11,780 Hiding... isn't the key to anything. 26 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,535 Hiding, uh, hiding... 27 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:22,457 hiding... takes away the bright light that you are. 28 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,170 -So, fuck that shade and shine! -(cheers) 29 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,838 -Shine! Yes! -("Wig" by Todrick Hall playing) 30 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,050 Yes, Queen! Give us that beat! 31 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,718 Give us that beat! Yeah, woo, woo! 32 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,346 ♪ This shit is my jam ♪ 33 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,389 - ♪ This shit is my jam ♪ -Che: Come on, y'all! Yeah! 34 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:42,101 Yes! Yes! 35 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,853 ♪ This shit is my jam ♪ 36 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,688 ♪ This shit is my jam ♪ 37 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,357 ♪ This shit is my jam ♪ 38 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,442 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:57,325 Oh, shit. I gotta go. Thank you. 40 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:02,330 Hey! I got us iced coffees. 41 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,040 Uh, yeah, I saw you leaving. 42 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,668 -Are you wanted by the law or something? -No. 43 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,211 What was that Looney Tunes exit? 44 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,546 Yosemite Sam chasing you down or some shit? 45 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,173 -No. -Okay. 46 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:15,343 I saw my son, and I didn't want him to see me here with you. 47 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:18,638 He doesn't know about me? 48 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,598 He doesn't know about me, 49 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,726 or you, or, or me with you. 50 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,478 He doesn't know you're in an open marriage? 51 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,776 You are in an open marriage, aren't you? 52 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,778 I wasn't till you. 53 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,113 Are-are you fucking kidding me? 54 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,909 I never said I was in an open marriage. 55 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,162 You never said you weren't. 56 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:45,915 I mean, you get out of my bed, and go home to a husband. 57 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:50,545 That's... That's an open marriage. 58 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:53,256 We, we probably should've discussed this before now. 59 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,008 Y-Ya think? 60 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,553 I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm on stage telling people not to hide... 61 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:01,598 as I watch you, the person I've been fucking for the last three weeks, 62 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,933 pretty much nonstop skulking away. 63 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,059 I, I, I know, but... 64 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,103 our times together are so special, 65 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:09,105 and I didn't want to bring up something, 66 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,983 -something-- -Something like the truth? 67 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,735 -No. -Jesus Christ, Miranda. 68 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,487 Why did you even put yourself out there if you're not available? 69 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,699 It's not fair... to not bring this up until now. 70 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,784 You knew all this was new to me. 71 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,994 New to being queer is one thing, 72 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,330 married and lying is another. Shit. 73 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:27,165 I, I, (sighs) 74 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,961 This all happened so fast. 75 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,296 I wasn't expecting you. 76 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,632 -Mm. -I've been married for forever, 77 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,342 and I, and I, and I didn't want to-- 78 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:39,928 I mean, it's complicated. 79 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:43,348 No, I'm sure it is... for you. 80 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,935 But it's not for me. 81 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,604 'Cause I can't let it be. I'm very clear who I am. 82 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:52,523 I don't sneak around, I don't cheat, and I don't lie. 83 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:56,277 I'm a lot of things... but I'm not a homewrecker. 84 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,197 -My home's wrecked already. -Thank you for the coffee. 85 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,406 -Seriously? -Yeah, yeah. 86 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,242 I can't do this with you, no matter how much I want to. 87 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:07,455 -Wait, no, no. That's it? -Yeah, it is until you figure out your life. 88 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,208 I-- 89 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,087 -Che, can I get a selfie with you? -Hey! 90 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,421 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 91 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,300 Fan: Thank you! We love you, thank you so much! 92 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,347 (light music playing) 93 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,766 (knock on door) 94 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,898 Enter at your own risk. 95 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:39,028 Oh my god. It's like the Barneys warehouse sale. 96 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,698 Oh, you remember the Barneys warehouse sale? 97 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:42,865 Remember it? 98 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,075 I used to get my assistant 99 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,493 to camp out on 17th Street 100 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,203 so I'd be the first one in. 101 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,372 -That was quite a scene. -Oh, don't I know it, sister. 102 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,375 I almost got into a knife fight with a woman 103 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,294 -over a Bottega cashmere wrap coat. -That was you? 104 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,257 I bet you'd cut a bitch for some cashmere. 105 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,383 And you'd be right. 106 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,428 Mm. 107 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,805 Mm. 108 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,099 You asked me where I've been all week? 109 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:11,561 This is where I've been, in my 20s, 30s, and 40s. 110 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,895 And that's just on that rack. 111 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:16,232 -(laughs) -Carrie: Oh... 112 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:19,277 -Do you want to see something amazing? -Always. 113 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,406 I don't wanna brag... 114 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,241 but it is my pride and joy. 115 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:25,992 That's quite a build-up. 116 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:28,661 -I'm not worried. -Hm! 117 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,790 (magical music plays) 118 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:33,750 No. 119 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,918 -No. -Yes. 120 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,503 -No! -Yes. 121 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:46,429 Okay. 122 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,807 -What the fuck am I looking at? -(both laughing) 123 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,059 Versace. 124 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,062 I've only worn her twice, 125 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,898 once in Paris, and once here just for fun. 126 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,566 I sat at that window, 127 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,610 and ate a whole thing of Jiffy Pop. 128 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,904 Fabulous. What're you gonna do with it now? 129 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,490 -I mean, besides leave it to me in your will. -Ha, ha. 130 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,116 Charlotte's daughter, Lily, has been here all week 131 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,952 helping me archive everything, 132 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,287 you know, for proper storage 133 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,998 in exchange for some of my... 134 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:19,170 vintage pieces, which, sadly, were not vintage when I bought them. 135 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,464 Oh, no, you, you can't smoke in here. 136 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,925 But... I feel like I just had sex. 137 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:26,302 I know, I'm sorry, but I, I smoked in here one night, 138 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:29,806 and then, everything smelled like a cigarette, 139 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,182 and I was right back there 140 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:31,974 wanting to smoke morning, noon, 141 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,309 and while I was sleeping. 142 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:36,145 I swear this is true. I woke up one morning 143 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,063 with a lit cigarette in my hand. 144 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:41,150 Exactly, so now, I allow myself 145 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,402 one a day in a walk around the block 146 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,571 with, like, three kerchiefs on my head, 147 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,323 and Playtex kitchen gloves. 148 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:49,951 I just can't risk having that smell, 149 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,578 you know, in my hair, and... on my hand going, "Eew." 150 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,998 -That's a good look. -No, I'm sure I look insane, 151 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,417 but I'll sit on the stoop with you... 152 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,295 if my new neighbor's not out there again. 153 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:05,258 (indistinct chatter) 154 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:06,676 And, um, we're in line, 155 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,470 and then eventually he looks at me, and he's like, 156 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,180 -"No..." -Nope. 157 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,517 Girlfriend likes her some stoop. 158 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,103 She's so cool. 159 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,438 Always very, you know, 160 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:23,109 one shoulder naked with a gorgeous 161 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:27,780 rope jewelry, somethin' special around her neck. 162 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:28,990 Well, what the fuck does Ashley know? 163 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,199 -She's fuckin' crazy. -She's not crazy. 164 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,952 -You just don't know her. -Mmm. 165 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,497 -The guy's sexy. -They always are. 166 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,750 What I wanna know 167 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:45,256 is how can she afford the good apartment under me at her age? 168 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:48,759 -Russian hooker. -Why would you say that? 169 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,512 -It's a common scenario in high-end real estate. -Hmm. 170 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,641 Didn't know that. 171 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,435 So, they bumped me up to first-class, 172 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,478 and I was like, I don't care that we just landed, dude, 173 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,855 I'm not gettin' off this plane. 174 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:01,981 (all laughing) 175 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:05,401 "Air Marshal to first-class, we have a hostile hipster." 176 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:08,529 Hipster? Hipster? Fuck you, dude. 177 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,198 What, no one has a name? 178 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,908 -Everyone's just dude? -Yeah, that's right, dude. 179 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,202 -(laughing) -Okay. 180 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,494 (boinging) 181 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,790 (boinging) 182 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,086 Hello? 183 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,797 Oh, hi, it's Carrie. Sorry, did I wake you? 184 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,633 Nah, yeah, I'm awake, I'm awake. 185 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,259 You sound like you're sleeping. 186 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,136 Nah, I'm just scared. 187 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,430 The only person to call my phone to talk is my grandma. 188 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,016 And she died, like, five years ago, so... 189 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,559 I have a very serious question, 190 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,604 and you're the only person I know who would be up at 2:30. 191 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,189 Yeah, we just ate. 192 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,066 My girlfriend Smoke's on a design deadline 193 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:45,983 and she's sewin' like a mutha. 194 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,944 Oh, wait a minute. 195 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,112 You have a girlfriend? 196 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,698 And her name is Smoke? 197 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,116 And she's a designer? 198 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,952 Yeah, I have a whole life. 199 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,745 Well, I hope to meet her sometime. 200 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,956 Can do. So... what's the buzz? 201 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,292 Is there like a cool way 202 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,462 to ask my new neighbor to please stop making 203 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:09,215 so much noise outside on the stoop? 204 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:12,093 Do you own a licensed firearm? 205 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,888 -No, I do not. -Then, no. Lay low. 206 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,515 The last building I lived in... 207 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,976 the lady yelled out the window for us to be quiet. 208 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,310 And from then on, we called her 209 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,229 the Wicked Witch of the West Side. 210 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,522 She was only, like, 30. 211 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:28,901 Well, I... I wasn't planning on yelling, 212 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,820 but there's, like, a whole group now, 213 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,822 and they're keeping me up. 214 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,282 Dude, just close your window. 215 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,993 I did that, but one girl has a laugh that... 216 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,829 defies any sound barrier. 217 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,998 -Oh, wait! -(muffled laughter) 218 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,167 -There, hold on. -(woman cackling) 219 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,419 -Did you hear it? -Yeah, I did. 220 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,671 You want me to come over with my gun? 221 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,172 Jackie, you better not have a gun. 222 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,174 I don't. It's just a bit! 223 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,175 (whispers): I'll bring you the gun tomorrow. 224 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,802 Okay, good night. 225 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,013 Man: Exactly. And I was like, "Yeah, I can move out. 226 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,389 I can move out as soon as you want. How's never?!" 227 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:02,018 Woman (cackles): You are so funny! Stop! 228 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,478 Seriously? Stop! 229 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:05,146 No, you stop! 230 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,523 (all laughing) 231 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,697 Swear to god. Swear to god. She goes like, 232 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,699 "What!" I'm like, if I gotta-- 233 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,075 Come on! 234 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,327 (chatter stops) 235 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,954 -Sorry, ma'am. -Jesus. 236 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,460 (chatter, laughter resume) 237 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,628 Ma'am. 238 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,550 Hey... thought you said you were going out for your run. 239 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,469 And I thought you said you were gonna start 240 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,179 wearing this Oura ring today, 241 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,597 and yet, it is still in the box. 242 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,725 I feel silly wearing a fitness ring, babe. 243 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,268 Well, maybe, you haven't noticed, 244 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,521 but men your age are suddenly developing heart problems. 245 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,358 -Is this about that baked brie I ordered last week? -Charlotte: Yes. 246 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,525 And also, the Hershey Kisses 247 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:55,488 that I found in the shoebox in the closet. 248 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,989 -Busted. -Mm-hm. 249 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,825 So, I splurge once in a while. What's the big deal? 250 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:00,659 I'm at my fightin' weight, babe. 251 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,579 If you die on me, I will kill you. 252 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:08,626 Now, this is all synced up to your phone, 253 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,129 ready to go, so put it on now. 254 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,383 Hm, well, if you want me to wear your ring, you see, 255 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,718 then you gotta ask me properly. 256 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,095 Harry. 257 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,013 I mean, this is a big commitment. 258 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,307 (sighs) 259 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,978 (chuckles) Harry... 260 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,482 -will you wear this ring? -I will. 261 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,445 -So romantic. -Mm-hm. 262 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,615 -As long as you're down there-- -Yeah? 263 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,283 You wanna, maybe, seal the deal? 264 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,120 Do you think we have time? 265 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,706 -Hmm, yeah, there's time. -(laughs) Okay. 266 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:57,174 -Charlotte: Mm-hm. -Lily: Mom, where's the paper that you signed for-- Oh! 267 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,801 Ow. 268 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,052 -Did she see us? -She definitely saw us. 269 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221 Oh shit. 270 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,307 You slammed the door into my head. 271 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,977 Oh, baby, I'm so sorry. 272 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:12,690 But I was, I was checking your daddy's penis for cancer. 273 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:16,068 -What?! -I didn't want to worry you. 274 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,821 And it's fine. It's, it's just a bump. 275 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,322 I, I didn't even break the skin. 276 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,033 Let's go get some ice. 277 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:27,746 (knock on door) 278 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:34,003 Get you later. Coming! 279 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:39,091 Hope you're ready for some heavy lifting today, Lily! 280 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,593 Neighbor: It's your downstairs neighbor. 281 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:43,929 (softly): Shit. 282 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,477 -Hi. -Hi. 283 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,731 Hi, um, sor-- I just-- I, I came to apologize for last night. 284 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,025 I mean, we lost total track of time partying, 285 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,028 and being annoying, and having a little too much fun, 286 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,905 so I'm sorry that we woke you. 287 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:05,367 Oh gosh, no. I wasn't asleep. No, no. I stay up... 288 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,994 (sputters) 289 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,914 -I stay up really late, too, yeah. -Yeah. 290 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,750 No, I only yelled because, um... 291 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,378 because I was, I was, I was trying to write... 292 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,380 'cause I'm a writer. 293 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,050 -I write books. -W-Wow, that's so cool. 294 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,553 -Thank you. -Well, I, I just wanted to say I'm so sorry. 295 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,597 -It won't happen again. -Thank you. 296 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,434 -It's only because I write. -Okay. 297 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,436 -Bye. -Thank you. 298 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,730 (whimsical music) 299 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,400 (quietly): That! 300 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,735 Unbelievable... 301 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,196 -(Charlotte sighs) -All right. 302 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,409 -Now go. -Sorry, I, I just didn't feel comfortable 303 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,120 blurting this out in line at The Lobster Place. 304 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,081 Blurting what out? 305 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:56,377 So, tonight, during our dessert ritual, 306 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,837 I'm gonna ask Steve for a divorce. 307 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,508 Okay, I guess let's table my new neighbor for a different time. 308 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,261 I mean, I, I have to. 309 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,096 I, I can't sneak around anymore. 310 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:11,016 -It's not fair to Che or to Steve. -Or to you. 311 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,895 Miranda: Charlotte? 312 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,231 I guess you know what you're doing. 313 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,650 Oh... okay. 314 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,403 No, really. I'm not throwing shade. 315 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,488 Throwing shade? 316 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,531 It's what my kids say. 317 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,117 No, I mean it, Miranda. 318 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,662 It's your life... What do I know about how you should handle it? 319 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,123 I cannot even handle my own life right now. 320 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,167 -Is this to do with Rock? -No, it's Lily. 321 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:41,171 She came into the bathroom this morning when I was on my knees 322 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,632 about to blow Harry, and I freaked out. 323 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,718 Uh, back up. Back the truck up. 324 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,806 -You still blow Harry? -Oh, is it his birthday? 325 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:54,768 No, and yes, I still blow Harry. 326 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,979 Now, do you guys have that out of your system, 327 00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,774 -so that I can talk about my problem? -In a second. 328 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:04,778 -You still blow Harry? -(gasps) Is he dying or something? 329 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:11,160 No, but I panicked when Lily saw me holding his penis. 330 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,661 Way to put me off my king crab leg. 331 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,705 -(laughs) -So, I told her... 332 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,498 that I was checking it for cancer. 333 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,835 You still blow Harry? 334 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:22,838 You guys, this is not funny to me. 335 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,507 I had this whole parenting philosophy 336 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,259 where I wanted to normalize sex, 337 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,511 so that my kids would never feel weird about it 338 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,847 the way I did growing up. 339 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,891 And in one violent impulse, 340 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,560 -I ruined everything. -What violent impulse? 341 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,521 Oh, I, I, I slammed the door and I hit Lily in the head. 342 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,440 Did I, did I not say that? 343 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:46,528 Well, I did. All 'cause I didn't want her to see me that way. 344 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,364 Just talk to Lily. You know, reframe it. 345 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,200 Maybe, admit... 346 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,702 that you panicked because of the way you were brought up. 347 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,246 You know, it's an opportunity to get closer to her. 348 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,667 Reframe it... Yeah. 349 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,127 Okay, I like it. 350 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,337 -Mm-hmm! -Okay, I'll do it. 351 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,174 I can invite her to lunch like two grown-ups. 352 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,219 -Carrie: Yes. -We can talk about it. 353 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,178 I mean, we talk about everything else. 354 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,347 Why shouldn't we be able to talk about-- 355 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,849 The fact that you still blow Harry. 356 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,769 I knew you had another one in you. 357 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:22,606 Oh, bummer. The soup place we loved is gone. 358 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,025 No, the soup place we love is here. We just passed it. 359 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,362 Oh, well, I remember that used to be something else. 360 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,447 I remember when I was something else. 361 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,243 Oh look, it's me, the wicked witch of my brownstone. 362 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,911 You know what? 363 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:39,331 I'm gonna bring my neighbors some brownies to apologize. 364 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,544 -Apologize for what? -For no longer being cool. 365 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,547 Okay, let's see... 366 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,798 Fat Witch Original, Fat Witch Walnut-- 367 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:51,593 Oh, Blondie Witch. Writes itself. 368 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,805 Hey, do you maybe want to bring Steve 369 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,599 a fancy brownie for your dessert ritual tonight? 370 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:02,229 You think a Caramel Witch brownie might help the situation go better? 371 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,065 -Couldn't make it worse. -How much is it? 372 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,943 You're exploding his world. Spend a couple bucks. 373 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,612 I'm not exploding his world. 374 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,365 I'm telling him something we both already know. 375 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,368 -Which is? -That we're dead in the water. 376 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,327 That there's no future for us as a couple, 377 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,080 that I want out. 378 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,081 I'll spring for the brownies. 379 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,376 So... 380 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,589 are you going to tell him about Che? 381 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,049 I don't think so. 382 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,386 I mean, even if Che hadn't come along, 383 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,139 I think I'd probably have gotten to this place. 384 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,642 -And what place is that? -Where I'd rather be alone. 385 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,269 Are you sure? 386 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:46,982 Because, um... alone in theory is... 387 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,234 very different than alone in reality. 388 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,488 I want Che. 389 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,531 And this is something that I have to do... 390 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,493 or there's no Che. 391 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,371 Right. So... 392 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:06,376 do you know how much Che wants you? 393 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,382 (light music playing) 394 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,738 -Yeah? -Ooh, sorry, sorry. 395 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:39,243 -Um, I have something for, um-- -Lisette's still asleep. 396 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,120 Oh, okay. Well, would you give this to her? 397 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,915 You could tell her it's from her upstairs neighbor. 398 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,627 The writer. They're brownies. 399 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,213 -Well, actually, they're Blondies. -Oh, we don't eat sugar. 400 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,091 Of course, you don't. I'm sorry. Sorry. 401 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,471 -You keep them. -Oh shit. 402 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,767 Sorry about that, ma'am. 403 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,941 Miranda: Hi. 404 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,569 Hi. 405 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,114 Bad timing. That Uber's takin' me to the airport. 406 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,282 I have a gig in Cleveland. 407 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,159 Uh, okay. I just have a question. 408 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,455 Am I crazy? Am I making all this up? 409 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,085 Us... These, these feelings I have for you, 410 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,504 these giant, giant feelings, 411 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,590 I, I feel like you have them, too, 412 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,719 but maybe you don't. So... am I crazy? 413 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,890 -No, you're not crazy. -Okay, good. 414 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,144 -I'm in love with you. -Oh, wow! 415 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,938 -Oh, okay then. O-Okay. -No, it's not okay. 416 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,566 Not okay because of the circumstance. Not okay for me. 417 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,443 No, I'm, I'm gonna change the circumstance. 418 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,112 I am! 419 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,948 I love you, too. I am so in love with you, 420 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,658 and I want us to be together. 421 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,660 Miranda, look at me. 422 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,121 Look at me. Listen to me. Are you listening to me? 423 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,165 I can't give you anything traditional. 424 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,834 -That is not who I am. -That's fine! 425 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,628 That is great! 426 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,379 I, I, I don't want traditional. 427 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,839 I, I, I hate traditional. 428 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,050 Traditional got me here. I am done with traditional. 429 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:23,847 I just want you, and me, and you and me. 430 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,350 (laughs) I'm gonna take care of it. 431 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,393 Go. 432 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,355 Go to Cleveland. 433 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,072 -Ah, thank you. -Bon appétit. 434 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,241 Sweetheart, put your phone down. 435 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,953 -The food's here. -You were on your phone, too. 436 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:49,498 Yes, we are all on our phones too much. 437 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,333 So, look, let's take our phones, 438 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,668 and put them in the center of the table, 439 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,170 so we can chat. 440 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,757 -Chat about what? -Well... 441 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,970 I wanted to talk to you about me and Daddy the other morning. 442 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,222 I need to get a straw for my iced tea. 443 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,765 We'll just have the waiter bring it. 444 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,517 No, Mom. I'm not gross. 445 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,478 But we're at a restaurant. That's what they do. 446 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,067 (phone chimes) 447 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:23,907 (gasps) 448 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,244 What is this? 449 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,376 -It's nothing. -It's not nothing. 450 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:38,255 -Collin55 thinks it's "hawwwwt." -Mom, that's my phone. 451 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,384 Where did this account even come from? 452 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,262 It's not your Insta! I follow your Insta! 453 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015 -Do you have a fake Instagram account? -It's private. 454 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,225 -You can't just go digging in my phone. -I wasn't digging! 455 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,894 It popped up here for the world to see. 456 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,105 -It's just workout wear. -Sexy workout wear. 457 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,648 And what is this look in your eye? 458 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,234 And who is Collin55, and is 55 his age? 459 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:01,737 Forget it. 460 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,531 Wait... Lily, 461 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,658 where are you going? 462 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,453 We don't walk away from each other in this family! 463 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,330 Oh, wow. I was never sure of this thing. 464 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,165 Not even when it was brand new. 465 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,668 -(phone ringing) -(Carrie chuckles) 466 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,086 Oh, it's your mom. 467 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:18,837 We had a fight. She doesn't know I'm here. 468 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,922 I bet she does. 469 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,051 Your mom has pretty good Spidey-sense. 470 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,595 -Hello? -Charlotte (on phone): Hi, is Lily there? 471 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,929 Yes, she is. 472 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,140 Can I sleep over? I don't want to go home. 473 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,517 Did she just say she doesn't want to come home? 474 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,769 Carrie: Yes, she did. 475 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,938 Hey, you know, Lily, I'm gonna take this in the bathroom, okay? 476 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,482 And then, you have to hear my side. 477 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,070 -Okay. -Did you get it? 478 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,363 Yes, and I can hear how upset you are but, sweetie, 479 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,075 you went out to dinner with me in the '90s 480 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,452 when I was wearing far less. 481 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,455 That was you, and this is Lily, and she is 15. 482 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:57,709 -And who is that pose for?! -Maybe for Lily. 483 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,378 You know, all week she's been here trying clothes on, 484 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,630 and looking in the mirror, 485 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,716 and I can see her wheels spinning. 486 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,927 She's trying to figure something out. 487 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,846 You know, who, who am I? Is this me? Is this? 488 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,974 Well, I am surprised that she is this Lily. 489 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,102 I thought she was so innocent. 490 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,896 -It's workout wear. -She doesn't even work out! 491 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:23,151 Charlotte, it's just clothes. 492 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,152 So, what should I tell her about the sleepover? 493 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,739 Well, as long as you don't mind. 494 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,533 I think it would be good for both of us. 495 00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,868 I think it could be good for all three of us. 496 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,538 (loud music playing) 497 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,421 That is not cool. 498 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,553 ♪ ♪ 499 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,571 ♪ ♪ 500 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,634 (lowers volume) 501 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,366 She's not a hooker, or Russian. 502 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,745 She's a Californian, a super-chic, hip, 503 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,705 successful jewelry designer. 504 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,707 Really? Is her stuff any good? 505 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,250 Carrie: Cooler than you can imagine. 506 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,752 I think Scarlett Johansson 507 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,836 wore her on the red carpet last week. 508 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,882 Colin Jost is a real estate tease. Just FYI. 509 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,759 Oh, and according to a piece in "Vulture," 510 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:14,596 she moved to New York for its energy and inspiration. 511 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:17,599 -And to ruin your sleep. -Mm... nah, she's fine. 512 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,434 I'm gonna make friends with her and the whole situation. 513 00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:22,270 I mean, who wants to be seen as the... 514 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,688 crazy neighbor, right? 515 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,522 -Seema: I hear you. -Oh, hi. 516 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,485 Greetings. 517 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:33,114 Well, I will, um, speak to you... 518 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:34,491 later. 519 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,504 -Hi, I thought I heard you come in. -Mm-hm. 520 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,507 Oh, okay. You're still mad at me. 521 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,053 (sighs) I just think we need to talk. 522 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:55,971 It's just a stupid Instagram account, 523 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,973 and I don't have anything else to say. 524 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,518 Well, I do. So, let's sit down. 525 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,485 Okay... 526 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:14,364 You want to sit there, that's fine, fine. 527 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:17,033 (sighs) Look... 528 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,327 I love that you feel comfortable in your body, 529 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,621 and I am not trying to shame you. 530 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,750 I was just... surprised 531 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:30,422 that you were expressing that side of yourself already. 532 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,217 -I'm 15. -Oh, I know, but... 533 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:37,345 when I was your age, 534 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,390 we didn't feel comfortable expressing ourselves so freely, 535 00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,599 so... 536 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,853 I just can't help feeling protective. 537 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:45,729 Mom, that Insta... 538 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,857 it's only 13 of my friends, 539 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,318 and Emily's little brother Collin. 540 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,446 Oh... that does help a little. 541 00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:56,656 (sighs) So... 542 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,912 what I wanted to discuss with you the other day at lunch, 543 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,540 though now, I realize I probably don't need to... 544 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,709 is... 545 00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,755 what was happening with Daddy and me in, in the bathroom. 546 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:17,886 You know what we were doing, right? 547 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,806 Do you have anything that you wanna ask me? A-Any questions? 548 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,602 Did you find any cancer? 549 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:31,816 No... No, baby. 550 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,652 Oh, your father is fine! 551 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,074 Announcer 1 (on TV): With two on and two out, 552 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,076 runners at the corners, 553 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:41,951 Gentry looks in for the sign 554 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:45,372 and the pitch and that one is low. 555 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:46,915 Ball two. 556 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:47,874 Announcer 2 (on TV): Oh, he missed that one, 557 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,418 as Baker had to pull it out of the dirt. 558 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,753 He did a great job of blocking the play 559 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,797 -so the pitch didn't get away from him, yeah? -Hey. 560 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,633 Do you have your hearing aids in? 561 00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,761 One of them. 562 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,846 Well... can you get the other? 563 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,265 I want to talk to you about something. 564 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,602 Just talk into this one. 565 00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:10,105 I'd rather not have to yell it. 566 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:14,859 Okay... I think it's in the couch cushions. 567 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,278 (announcers on TV continue) 568 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,448 -(turns TV off) -Ah! Here it is. 569 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:21,741 Okay. 570 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:27,747 Okay. 571 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,667 Ah... Shoot. What do you got? 572 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:37,424 -Steve, I love you. -Well, this ain't good. 573 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,467 It depends on how we handle it. 574 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:41,469 Oh, wait... you're serious? 575 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,388 I, I, I was just kidding. I-- 576 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:47,100 -Give me your hands. -Nah-- 577 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,769 -We never hold hands. -Please. 578 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,479 Why? 579 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,898 You wanna ask me for a divorce or somethin'? 580 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:58,153 I'm not happy. 581 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,656 Holy shit, uh, I was just kidding again. Are you serious? 582 00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:05,243 I, I can't do this anymore. I'm not happy. 583 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:08,413 What--? Okay, so what does that mean? 584 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,165 You're not happy? 585 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,169 This isn't enough for me. 586 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:18,131 -What isn't? Me? I'm not enough? -This is about me. 587 00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:21,509 Except that you're, you're, you're talkin' about divorcin' me. 588 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,471 Can, can I have my hand back, please? 589 00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,351 -Are you happy? -I thought this wasn't about me. 590 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,730 -Are you happy? -What's happy? 591 00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:36,483 If you even have to ask the question. 592 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:40,403 Okay, yes, I'm happy. Not happy right now, but... 593 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,864 what's the problem? 594 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,866 I want more. 595 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,702 -More what? -More everything... 596 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,205 more connection, more energy, 597 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,624 more sex, more me. 598 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,167 More, Steve, more. 599 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,920 -I get it. You want more. -And what about you? 600 00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,923 Do you want more? 601 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,467 I mean, really? This is enough for you? 602 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:06,221 This, like... TV, and, and, and little dessert bowls, 603 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:09,307 and sitting on this fucking sectional couch until we're old? 604 00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,392 We are old. 605 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:15,188 We're 55, Steve. That's not old. 606 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,981 You want 30 more years of this? 607 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,944 Is this really happening? Really? 608 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:25,782 Are you askin' me for a divorce? 609 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,744 This is really happening, really. 610 00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:33,790 Miranda. 611 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,543 What? 612 00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,795 You and me, we've been together for a long time, 613 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,130 and-and it's always like this. 614 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,761 You... don't think that I'm enough, 615 00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:48,638 then I'm kind of enough, 616 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,431 and then, I'm not enough again. 617 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:54,060 And I'm always there... 618 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,436 you know... 619 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,522 hangin' in there for us. 620 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,942 And, finally, 621 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:04,571 in the last couple years, we come to a place where 622 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:09,409 it's not so goddamn fuckin' up and down every day... 623 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,414 where it's kind of the same. 624 00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:15,957 We get up... 625 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,253 and we go through our shit, and we come back here... 626 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:21,337 home, to each other. 627 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,756 We sit on the couch. 628 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,675 We talk about Brady, 629 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,885 eat ice cream, and watch some TV. 630 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,433 That's married life, Miranda. It's life. 631 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:36,894 I don't know if that's life. 632 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,400 Or the life that I want anymore, or... 633 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,195 or even ever. 634 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:48,990 Well... 635 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,535 I guess... 636 00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,539 this is about you, 'cause... 637 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,668 I'm f-fine with this life. 638 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,422 In fact, I'm, I'm, I'm good with it, but... 639 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,300 if you're not... 640 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,136 you're not. 641 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,808 I'm too old to rally for us again. 642 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,353 I, I don't want to. 643 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,104 And I don't, I don't want you to. 644 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,482 Okay. 645 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,528 Whatever... whatever. 646 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:31,032 I want you to be happy. 647 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,077 But... 648 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:40,458 I don't know what else you think is out there. 649 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,381 I've met someone. 650 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,387 -(phone ringing) -Yello. 651 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,721 Miranda (on phone): I told him. 652 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,598 Really? How'd it go? 653 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,308 I said it all. 654 00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,645 All of my feelings. And I, I didn't blame him, 655 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,148 and I didn't make him feel bad, and I, well, I, I said it. 656 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,567 It's done. I even told him about Che. 657 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:09,570 Wow. How'd he take it? 658 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,614 You know, he's, he's pretty shocked, 659 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,658 but I guess the headline is 660 00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:16,619 he said he wants me to be happy. 661 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,914 Oh my god. You can't believe how relieved I am, Carrie. 662 00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:23,835 I-I'm in a cab on my way to the airport. 663 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,420 Wait, what? Where are you going? 664 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,963 To Cleveland! 665 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:30,091 I'm gonna surprise Che at their show, 666 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,884 and tell them that we can be together. 667 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:32,969 (sighs) 668 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,972 Oh my god. I'm in a rom-com, Carrie. 669 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,642 Okay, well, safe flight... 670 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,227 whoever this is. 671 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,772 (Lisette shouting) 672 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,358 C'mon, get dressed faster. Get the fuck out! 673 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,777 -Shane: Chill out. -Lisette: You chill out. 674 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,779 -Get the fuck out of my apartment! -I'm goin'. 675 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,114 -Don't be such a psycho. -I am not a psycho! 676 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:56,284 You're a liar! You've slept with every girl in the city. 677 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,786 -Oh, you're exaggerating. -Oh, okay, well, you've slept 678 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,329 with every girl that I know in the city. 679 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457 -Don't be such a fuckin' out-of-towner. -Get out. 680 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,958 Get out now before I call the cops. 681 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,668 Shane: Good luck. They don't come anymore. 682 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,469 (door shuts) 683 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:23,186 (door opens) 684 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,192 I am so embarrassed. 685 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,654 I'm mortified that you had to see me like this. 686 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,657 Oh, it's fine. Are you okay? 687 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,160 I'm an asshole for ever going out with that guy. 688 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:44,081 Well, what are you gonna do? It's New York dating. 689 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:46,334 Yeah. 690 00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,086 Thank you. 691 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,465 You're cool. (chuckles) 692 00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:02,391 (light music playing) 693 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,529 Carrie: And just like that, I realized... 694 00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:19,325 there are some things that should never be put into storage. 695 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:25,164 ("Chasing Rainbows" by Big Freedia playing) 696 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,458 ♪ I had to go there with this one, y'all ♪ 697 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,626 ♪ Let's go ♪ 698 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,503 ♪ C'mon, ah, say what ♪ 699 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,922 ♪ My prescription is survival ♪ 700 00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,216 ♪ Read the scripture from the Bible ♪ 701 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,718 ♪ Watch the system take my idols ♪ 702 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,179 ♪ Now I pray for all my rivals ♪ 703 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,390 ♪ Used to fight 'cause they always called me sissy ♪ 704 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,058 ♪ Mom was like don't you never let 'em hit me ♪ 705 00:35:44,141 --> 00:35:46,227 ♪ And the church always wanna judge me ♪ 706 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:50,606 ♪ But I know that God is the only one above me ♪ 707 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:55,361 ♪ Where I've been, what I've seen, people dyin' ♪ 708 00:35:55,444 --> 00:36:00,199 ♪ They can't be who they be 'cause they're hidin' ♪ 709 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:05,538 ♪ You know me, bein' free, won't be silent ♪ 710 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:07,290 ♪ I pray for my enemies ♪ 711 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:08,583 ♪ Pray, pray, pray for my enemies ♪ 712 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:14,172 ♪ They don't wanna chase this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪ 713 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:19,260 ♪ They don't wanna chase this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪ 714 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:23,598 ♪ 'Cause I am who I am, happily, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 715 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:28,853 ♪ They don't wanna chase this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪ 716 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,438 ♪ C'mon, c'mon na, na, na, na, na ♪ 717 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,940 ♪ Got resistance from these labels ♪ 718 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,234 ♪ Too persistent for their fables ♪ 719 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,570 ♪ Now I'm switching, turning tables ♪ 720 00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:40,197 ♪ Check the TV, see my face, ho ♪ 721 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,617 ♪ Who that is? Big Freedia ♪ 722 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,244 ♪ Better known as Queen Diva ♪ 723 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,747 ♪ You best believe I'm off the heater ♪ 724 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:50,124 ♪ They want that feature, best have that cheese up ♪ 725 00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:51,709 ♪ Shake it and mix it, rock it, want you workin' on the rainbow ♪ 726 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,962 ♪ Shake it and mix it, rock it, want you workin' on the rainbow ♪ 727 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,048 ♪ Shake it and mix it, rock it, want you workin' on the rainbow ♪ 728 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,799 ♪ Workin' on the rainbow ♪ 729 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,386 ♪ 'Cause I am who I am ♪ 730 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,972 ♪ Happily, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 731 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,892 ♪ They don't wanna chase this rainbow, 732 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,352 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪