1 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,159 Oi! Nathan! 2 00:00:58,927 --> 00:01:00,195 Nathan! 3 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,164 What are you doin' up there? Come down. 4 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,634 Fuckin' nob. 5 00:01:06,735 --> 00:01:11,072 My name's Daniel, I'm 17, and I live on a farm in Dunt. 6 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,407 I'm gonna give it 10 seconds before the timer goes off. 7 00:01:13,675 --> 00:01:15,043 - I live with my Mum... - Quick, quick, quick. 8 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:18,813 ...my little sister, Julia, my brothers Tyson and Jamie... 9 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,715 Here we go. Smile, dickheads. 10 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:22,450 And my other brother, Nathan. 11 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,452 Nathan, be careful! 12 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:28,123 Nathan's my identical twin brother. He's a tripper. 13 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:31,993 He's deaf. He's a little bit retarded, too. 14 00:01:33,695 --> 00:01:34,796 Nathan! 15 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:38,466 Nath lost his hearing in this explosives accident when he was little, 16 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:41,169 and, um, we did this thing, right, where we had 17 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,872 an operation where I had to give him one of my eardrums. 18 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:45,673 - Fuck you! - But it fucked up. 19 00:01:45,774 --> 00:01:48,843 Like it didn't work. It started getting shit again. 20 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:55,750 When we were little, right, me and Nath, we were good mates. 21 00:01:55,850 --> 00:02:00,121 Like we'd wear the same clothes and we were in the same footy team. 22 00:02:00,255 --> 00:02:02,557 We were just like inseparable. 23 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:05,393 But as we got more like teenagers, 24 00:02:05,627 --> 00:02:08,163 you can... We went a bit more different. 25 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:11,266 Like I'm better at school, 26 00:02:11,366 --> 00:02:14,869 I've got more mates than him, get more chicks than him, and... 27 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:17,872 Like, I'm a better bloke than him in a lot of ways. 28 00:02:18,473 --> 00:02:20,942 Like Nath, like he's always doing weird shit and stuff. 29 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:23,878 Oi, Nathan! What are you doin'? 30 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,584 Our farm's 180 acres, but, like, it's pretty shit. 31 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:34,455 But my Dad, he died in this car crash when we was 1 1, 32 00:02:34,856 --> 00:02:36,591 and he had this like dream, 33 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:39,994 that he wanted to make it into like a really successful farm. 34 00:02:40,061 --> 00:02:41,062 Nathan! 35 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,666 So me and Nath, like we finish school this year, 36 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:46,534 and we're gonna work on it together, 37 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,137 and we're gonna like finish off his dream. 38 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:51,139 Oh, this is the sign that I made. 39 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,175 We're gonna call the whole thing Danthan Industries, 40 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:57,312 'cause it's Daniel and Nathan combined, 41 00:02:57,412 --> 00:02:59,881 'cause it's the "Dan" from Daniel. 42 00:02:59,981 --> 00:03:02,917 It's the "Than" from Nathan. 43 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,854 So you put it together, Danthan. Well it's Danthan, 44 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,021 'cause Nathan. 45 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,125 Oh, yeah, then there's Steve. 46 00:03:11,226 --> 00:03:13,561 - Oh, hey, fellas. - He's my Mum's new boyfriend. 47 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:14,662 He's a fuckin' dickhead. 48 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,298 You boys should get outside. It's a beautiful day. 49 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,700 We are outside, dickhead. 50 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,103 Oh, he's a fuckin' nob. He's always like tryin' to get us 51 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:26,207 involved in shit. Like, "Oh, hey boys, I'm gonna 52 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:30,111 "go for... Do you wanna go out on the bikes together and shit?" 53 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:33,715 And the other day, he's all, "Oh, let's go huntin'. Let's go huntin'." 54 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:36,985 I'm like, "We don't fuckin' go hunting, mate." 55 00:03:38,253 --> 00:03:39,320 Hey, Stevie. Stevie? 56 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,655 - Yeah? Yeah, mate? - Footy? 57 00:03:40,755 --> 00:03:42,156 - Yeah, come on, mate. - Catch this. 58 00:03:42,257 --> 00:03:44,225 Oh! 59 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,728 - Daniel... - You dropped it, you get it. 60 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:48,229 Be polite. 61 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:50,798 Oh, never mind. Come inside and have a coffee. 62 00:03:50,865 --> 00:03:51,966 Nath! 63 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:08,049 I'm Jesse. I'm serving 18 months for breaking and entering. 64 00:04:08,149 --> 00:04:12,387 Um, my name's Clinton. Aged 14. Serving nine months for assault. 65 00:04:12,487 --> 00:04:16,858 I'm 13, serving three years for manslaughter. 66 00:04:20,929 --> 00:04:24,299 We're a detention facility for boys, 10-to-18 years of age. 67 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,201 The boys are serving time for different offenses. 68 00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:30,538 These are the bad boys. The worst boys in the state. 69 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:35,810 We have 60 to 80 boys detained here at any one time, 70 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,879 and...security is pretty tight 71 00:04:37,979 --> 00:04:41,783 because, look, a lot of these boys are considered a genuine threat to society. 72 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:46,421 In a jail, anyjail, there's a food chain, the hierarchy. 73 00:04:46,521 --> 00:04:48,690 Um, at the bottom is our inmates... 74 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:49,924 Hats off, boys. 75 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:52,760 And at the top it has to be us, the staff. 76 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,697 Um, but at the top of our food chain, it, it's Gran. 77 00:04:56,497 --> 00:05:00,168 Get in there you little shit. Sweet dreams. 78 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,405 Gran's been here for more than 25 years. 79 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,342 She genuinely knows the place better than any of us here. 80 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,943 Break it up! 81 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:12,947 Gran is a real asset to this place. I feel so lucky to have her here. 82 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:14,515 I really don't know what we'd do without her. 83 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,185 You're behaving like a bunch of fuckin' little dickheads. 84 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:18,820 Sit in your spot there, please. 85 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:22,757 Well, if a real rat-bag kid comes in, a real psychopathic style... 86 00:05:22,857 --> 00:05:24,492 kid, with all the anger issues in the world, 87 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:28,029 they usually send him straight to Gran and I'll sort him out. 88 00:05:28,129 --> 00:05:29,931 The boys fear me. 89 00:05:30,031 --> 00:05:31,099 They're frightened of me. 90 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:33,201 I can be a real fuckin' cow if I need to be. 91 00:05:33,301 --> 00:05:35,103 Turn the fuckin' television off, Marlon. 92 00:05:35,203 --> 00:05:37,071 She's got a lot more experience than we do. 93 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,107 - She is a mother figure for these boys. - Hey... 94 00:05:39,207 --> 00:05:40,441 We're not goin' unless you give us a joke. 95 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,643 - No jokes. I'm not in the mood for fun. - One joke... 96 00:05:42,744 --> 00:05:44,212 Then we're... Then we're not leavin'. 97 00:05:44,312 --> 00:05:46,481 All right, all right, all right. One joke. 98 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:49,250 How many juvenile offenders does it take to finish a crossword? 99 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,785 - I don't know. - Ten. 100 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,754 One to get his Mum to do it 'cause he can't spell 101 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,856 and other nine to beat the shit out of you. 102 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,625 All right, all of you fuckwits, out. 103 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:00,328 - Gran, she can be an old cow. - Come on! 104 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:03,998 Yeah, she's like kinda strict, like puts you in your place, 105 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,933 when you need to be put in your place. 106 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,269 And a racist old bitch too, sometimes, when she wants to be. 107 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,071 Get your lazy Aboriginal arse off the couch. 108 00:06:10,171 --> 00:06:12,040 Come on, all of you, in the yard. 109 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:14,442 Come on, Marlon. You're fuckin' sniffin' too much petrol. 110 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,445 Here, up you get. Get up! Out, you, too. 111 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,580 What are you tryin' to do, fuckin' strangle me? Out. 112 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,917 Even though we fight a little bit, we... It's all in good fun. 113 00:06:23,017 --> 00:06:24,952 Muck around and that, and we have fun. 114 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:27,755 Two teams, light skins, dark skins. 115 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,425 Dark skin, light skin, light skin, light skin. 116 00:06:30,525 --> 00:06:32,427 - Nah, I wanna be on this team. - You are a light skin. 117 00:06:32,527 --> 00:06:34,429 I know you're an Aborigine, but you're a light skin. 118 00:06:34,529 --> 00:06:35,663 - Over there. Over there. - Bullshit, mate. 119 00:06:37,165 --> 00:06:38,433 Gran does have a habit of crossing the line. 120 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:40,001 Get the fuckin' ball, ya faggot! 121 00:06:40,101 --> 00:06:42,103 Come on, darkies! Darkies, darkies, get it, get it! 122 00:06:42,203 --> 00:06:43,204 Nice throw, dickhead. 123 00:06:43,304 --> 00:06:45,173 There's no doubt that Gran can get... 124 00:06:45,273 --> 00:06:48,342 A little bit out of order with her political correctness. 125 00:06:48,443 --> 00:06:49,644 Kick it, negro, kick it! 126 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:51,312 Come on, Coco Pops. Go get the ball. 127 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:54,816 We turn a blind eye to the way she operates at times, 128 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:57,952 because the bottom line for us is that she does deliver results. 129 00:06:58,052 --> 00:07:01,355 Did your Mum's heroin habit during pregnancy affect your coordination? 130 00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:06,027 When I'm tough with the boys, I find that they... You earn their respect. 131 00:07:06,127 --> 00:07:09,163 Jesus, the bloody goal's as big as my arse. Get it in. 132 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,032 You make an impact on them. 133 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:14,469 And we're talking about real bad boys here. Bad cookies. 134 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:19,373 That...that I feel like I know how to treat bad boys. 135 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,276 Jesus, I thought wogs were good at soccer. 136 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:35,490 Oh, yuck! Oh! 137 00:07:35,590 --> 00:07:36,958 What is he doing? 138 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,360 Oh, no, Nate's in there. 139 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,562 He's on the dunny, but because he can't... Because he's deaf, 140 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:45,500 he can't hear himself takin' a dump, so he makes all these fuckin' sounds. 141 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,701 Listen to this. 142 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,738 Oh! Mum! It's disgusting. 143 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,440 Mum, come listen to this. 144 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,109 I'm not interested, Daniel. Leave him alone. 145 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,645 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 146 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:01,215 Well, he's got partial hearing, so he's got like a little bit. 147 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,618 So if you yell really loud, like if I go, 148 00:08:03,718 --> 00:08:06,354 "Nathan, can you hear me!" 149 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,655 Yeah. 150 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:10,491 But he, Nath, he never wants to talk, right, 151 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:13,594 'cause he reckons if he does, he sounds like a full spastic if he does, 152 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,930 and he reckons we would laugh at him, which we do. 153 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:18,566 So, if I go, if I um... 154 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:23,804 Hey, Nath, Nath, Nath, Nath. Say, "My name's Nathan and I'm a big deaf spaz." 155 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,240 Daniel's a big deaf spaz. 156 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:29,343 - See? - Doesn't even hear it. 157 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:31,045 Did you say Daniel? 158 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:34,615 But I've been like, I've... I've taught him to lip read, 159 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,285 which is, like, when you watch someone's lips 160 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:41,055 and you can work out what they're saying from how they move their lips. 161 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:47,094 So I'll go to him, I'll go, "Nathan, can you understand me?" 162 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:50,464 Do you know who I am? I am your brother. 163 00:08:50,565 --> 00:08:52,600 We'll do this thing, like you grab a book, right, 164 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,236 where like you cover... You say something, 165 00:08:55,336 --> 00:08:57,939 and you can cover your lips and he doesn't understand what you're saying. 166 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:00,608 Watch this, watch this. So if I go, um, 167 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,277 "I love you, Nathan. You're the best brother in the whole world." 168 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,979 No, you're not, you're a fuckin 'little faggot. 169 00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:07,615 You're a fuckin' dumb arse. Go fuck a dog. 170 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,418 See? He doesn't... He doesn't get it. 171 00:09:10,518 --> 00:09:14,689 So if I go, um, you're a legend. You're a fag. 172 00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:17,959 You're the best brother in the whole world. No you're not. You're a fuckin' nob. 173 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:22,897 See? He doesn't get it. A good bloke. Faggot. 174 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,400 Awesome bloke. Dick face. 175 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,904 But that's it. You can do a lot of shit with deaf guys. 176 00:09:30,805 --> 00:09:33,241 New arrival, Dock B, heading to security, over. 177 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:36,811 I'm often the one the boys meet when they first arrive at the prison. 178 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:40,848 Oh, he's keen. He's popped out. I'm Gran. I'm here to look after you. 179 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,783 You know where you are? You're in prison. 180 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:46,120 And that can be interesting, uh, helping them settle in and, 181 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:48,990 things are always a little shaky on those first few days. 182 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:51,659 Crack a smile, why don't ya? Eh? 183 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,595 Myjob description on paper is to be an officer. 184 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,864 Put your weight on your front foot so you'll come in... 185 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,834 But I find that I'm also a sports coach, 186 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:02,603 - I'm a chef... - Careful with knives, please, guys. 187 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,138 I'm a games coordinator. 188 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:05,406 Your go, Imran. 189 00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:09,176 I'm a psychiatrist. RRR I find myself counseling the boys 24/7. 190 00:10:09,277 --> 00:10:11,946 You've been a bit of a mental case lately, you've got to admit. 191 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:15,316 I've become a kind of surrogate family for a lot of these boys. 192 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,251 - Hip, hip... - Hooray! 193 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:20,254 You become Mum, you become Grandma. 194 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:21,589 You're the one they turn to. 195 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,891 High five. Whoops, too slow. 196 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,560 Break it up! Get off him! 197 00:10:26,661 --> 00:10:29,063 There's times when you shit yourself. 198 00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:32,566 On the fuckin' ground. Get down, ya fuckin' idiot. 199 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:35,670 Fights, often we have to sort of deal with altercations with the boys, 200 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:38,506 where I need to sort of, uh, restrain them, 201 00:10:38,606 --> 00:10:40,675 get them down on the ground, and you shit yourself. 202 00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:43,477 You wanna spend the fucking night in Iso, you're going the right way about it. 203 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,446 - That's enough. - Shut the fuck up! 204 00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:46,747 Get in there! 205 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,685 These are my mates, Loki, Jayden, Black Daniel. 206 00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:53,020 Yeah, he's Daniel too, same name, so... 207 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,389 We call him Black Daniel so you can tell the difference. 208 00:10:56,424 --> 00:11:00,294 We're kinda the core crew in town. Like we chill together, we do stuff. 209 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:03,998 Just the river, the dam, whatever, parties. 210 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,334 Wreak havoc, basically. 211 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,937 Got my Ps, so I can take my Mum's car. 212 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:14,041 Yeah, we sorta did it up a bit. You know, added some shit to it and that. 213 00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:17,378 - The Pulsar. Pulsie. - Got the Pulsie. 214 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:21,515 We do mainies. Like just drive up and down the main street. 215 00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:23,351 Yeah, there's different types of mainies. 216 00:11:23,451 --> 00:11:24,819 Like you can do basic mainies, 217 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:27,521 which is just drivin' up and down, and checkin' out what's goin' on. 218 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:30,191 Like callin' out to chicks or whatever. 219 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:33,127 Or you can do music mainies. You just pump some music and that, 220 00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:35,363 just full tunes blaring and that. 221 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:40,101 Yeah, like back in the day, before I got my license, 222 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:44,271 we did BMX mainies. Just cruise up and down, check out what's goin' on. 223 00:11:44,472 --> 00:11:47,742 Walking mainies. That's sometimes fun, too. 224 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:51,178 But havin' a Pulsar is fuckin' awesome. 225 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,914 There's just so much shit you can do with it. 226 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:58,686 Yeah, it's pretty much the fun shit that we do around town. 227 00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,421 Yeah! 228 00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:01,789 Daniel! 229 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:05,259 - What's up? - Know anything about this? 230 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:06,293 No! 231 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:09,663 The cops, they like us, because we sort of keep an eye on the town. 232 00:12:09,764 --> 00:12:11,832 Yeah, that's weird, isn't it? Looks like fresh. 233 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,068 Definitely let you know if we see anything, but... 234 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,703 Make sure there's no trouble and that. 235 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:16,971 Catch ya! 236 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:19,774 If anything's goin' on, we pretty much know about it. 237 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,010 Nathan! What are you doin'? 238 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,945 He's a fuckin' nob. Nath always... 239 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,516 Pisses on the bottle shop sign, 'cause he hates the guy that owns the bottle shop. 240 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:32,420 Nate's not fully in our crew. Like he's not really one of our mates. 241 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,988 - Yeah, it's 'cause he's a nob. - Yeah. 242 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,689 I don't like him 'cause he goes psycho at ya. 243 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:38,993 He kicked Loki in the nuts once, 'cause yeah, 'cause you laughed at him. 244 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:41,195 'Cause Nath accidentally went in the girls' dunnies 245 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:42,263 - at school. - Yeah, come on. It was funny. 246 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:46,600 Yeah, but you laughed to the point that it made him aggro, and so now... 247 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:50,037 Whenever Nath sees Loki, he's always threatening to kick him in the nuts. 248 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,539 Yeah. 249 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,809 Go home, Nathan! 250 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,178 Go back to the girls' dunnies! 251 00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:58,512 Shut up! 252 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,251 Those boys on kitchen duty should be in the kitchen now. 253 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,786 Come on, dickheads. 254 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,354 Hey, Gran, can we get ice cream tonight? 255 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:08,923 Ice cream? No idea. 256 00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:10,658 - Ah, that sucks. - Come on! Out! 257 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,126 How about we use your "8 Ball" to find out? 258 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,028 - Magic 8 Ball! Come on. - All right. Let's do it. 259 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,129 - Yeah! - Yes! 260 00:13:15,196 --> 00:13:16,197 Go. 261 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:18,466 Will we have ice cream tonight? 262 00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:21,068 - Please say yes. - Come on, say yes. Yes. Yes. 263 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,436 Signs point to yes. 264 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,904 Yeah! 265 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,106 All right, get in the kitchen, fuckwits. Come on! 266 00:13:26,207 --> 00:13:27,708 We getting ice cream! 267 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,477 A lot of these boys can be quite unhappy. 268 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:33,247 While they're on the inside, they can be depressed. They can be angry. 269 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:36,450 So I find that I like to lighten things up a little bit. 270 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:41,355 This is Big Brother. Come to the diary room please, Christian. 271 00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:44,992 I find that it can help them take their mind off their worries. 272 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,694 They love it when I do that. He's looking. 273 00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:48,462 Yeah, no, Gran's jokes are awesome. 274 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:53,267 It's funny as. She does these practical jokes, and it's called "Gran's Gotchas." 275 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:56,337 And if she ever gets you, it's like, oh, shit. 276 00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:58,939 She just, fucks around with you, you know what I mean? 277 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:03,544 Hey, Trent? We just found out that you're getting an early release. 278 00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:06,714 So congratulations. You'll be going home this afternoon. 279 00:14:06,814 --> 00:14:08,516 - Well done. 280 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,185 Let's go pack your bags and get you out of here. 281 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,421 Now, where's Mum? Mum should be here somewhere. 282 00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:18,425 Ah, Trent, I just wanted to say before you go... 283 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,828 Gotcha! 284 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,196 Ah, Trent mate, you ain't goin' nowhere! 285 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,733 You've got another nine months in here. We're not letting you out! 286 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:28,702 Have you guys heard about the escape tunnel in Block E? 287 00:14:29,737 --> 00:14:31,672 - What? - Gotcha! 288 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,510 Marcus has just come back from court. 289 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:40,047 Go easy on him. Uh, he's just found out he's going to get the electric chair. 290 00:14:40,114 --> 00:14:42,249 Wow! 291 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,018 - That's fucked up. - Gotcha! 292 00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:46,654 That ain't funny. 293 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:49,924 A lot of these guys are missing out on things while they're on the inside. 294 00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:53,627 They miss out on parties, socials, discos, that sort of thing. 295 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,797 Right, take a seat, guys. This is Friday night song night, as you know. 296 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,667 So what I like to do is keep them as distracted as possible 297 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,435 - and I like to keep them entertained. 298 00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:03,904 They tried to make me go to rehab 299 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:07,041 I won't go go go 300 00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:10,978 You took a sip just a sip from the devil's cup 301 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,315 Just who do you think you are 302 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:17,952 Take it like a man baby If that's what you are 303 00:15:18,052 --> 00:15:20,554 Twenty-five years and my life is still 304 00:15:20,955 --> 00:15:25,025 Trying to get up that great big hill of hope 305 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,927 Movin' on up 306 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,696 Movin' on out 307 00:15:28,796 --> 00:15:30,731 Time to break free 308 00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:32,967 Nothing can stop me 309 00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:37,538 This is Friday night song night. I'm Gran. 310 00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:40,774 All right, take the mark. Ready? 311 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,376 - Yep. - Go. 312 00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:45,446 Do another one. Straight in. Another one. 313 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:49,450 Yeah, I like to update my profile pic like once or twice a fortnight. 314 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,652 Fuck off. I'm gonna do some mirror ones. 315 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:56,123 These are some of me old profile pics. Balloon head. 316 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,626 That's this tatt that I wanna get. 317 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:04,198 Pussy fingers. I'll show you Nath's profile pic. 318 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,033 He's had that one up for ages, actually. 319 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,436 These are his other ones. He does heaps of this. 320 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,906 And his, uh, pussy fingers too. He ripped that off me. 321 00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:16,276 I started doing that first. Like at our school, I invented that. 322 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:19,279 Hey Nath! Nath, when are you gonna change your... 323 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,915 Profile pic? You've had that up for ages, mate. 324 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,485 Nath! Nathan! 325 00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:27,454 Profile pic, mate. When are you changing it? 326 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:30,691 Fuck off. 327 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,927 We're into like skating, surf and that. Nath's more skating. 328 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,729 He's into skating. He's like pretty good at it. 329 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,431 He can do tricks and shit. 330 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:44,238 I'm more surfing, um, so yeah, I'm getting pretty good at that, on the dam and that. 331 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:47,841 Uh, music wise, we're into hip-hop, so me and Nath... 332 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,643 You know, we do a bit of shit together. 333 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,378 I MC, he beatboxes. 334 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,615 - School is shit. I really hate it. 335 00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:57,951 The teachers are gay. Hey, hey, hey. 336 00:16:58,152 --> 00:17:01,455 I do a fair bit of freestyle stuff, so just whatever comes into your head. 337 00:17:01,555 --> 00:17:03,357 I don't like to plan it too much. 338 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:07,995 Don't like writing shit down, but I've just pretty much got an ear for rhyming and that. 339 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:11,331 My car is a manual. My name is Daniel. 340 00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:13,067 Oh, there's my Wall of Legends. 341 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:17,237 This is pretty much everyone who I consider an absolute legend. 342 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,174 So um, the main ones you got my Dad. 343 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:22,543 That's my Dad. You got my Gran. 344 00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,712 Um, you got Blake Oakfield. 345 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:26,613 He's, ah, this legendary surfer. 346 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:30,284 He's retired now, but he was an absolute legend back in the day. 347 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,153 Um, S.mouse, me and Nath's favorite rapper. 348 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,456 We just love all his shit. And then Emily Chase. 349 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:38,926 She's this legendary hot chick that me and Nath are really into. 350 00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:41,562 Nath's got his own Wall of Legends, too, don't you Nath? 351 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:46,533 This is, um, his. Emily. Is she a legend? 352 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,402 Yeah. 353 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:52,473 So we're into similar shit. You just gotta express yourself in your own bedroom. 354 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,477 Well, this is home for us, here. It's, uh... 355 00:17:56,577 --> 00:18:00,881 We're on prison grounds, and I've been here for about 14 years now, 356 00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,817 which is, ah... Yeah, it's flown by. 357 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:07,221 I live here with, uh, Penny, who's, uh, another officer in the prison. 358 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:11,959 The boys call her "Legs," because she's, uh, nearly seven feet tall, 359 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,695 which is just a funny nickname they've come up with. 360 00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:16,230 But you don't mind it? 361 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:20,367 Oh, I don't mind it, no, no. I did at first but no, it's fine now. 362 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,169 It's not teasing. It's just, it's a nickname. 363 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,504 Yeah, that's going all right. 364 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,139 The house does come with a job. 365 00:18:25,239 --> 00:18:27,474 So when Gran retires, we may not be able to stay. 366 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,978 Well, we don't need to think about that now, so 367 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,213 live in the moment. 368 00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:38,986 Well these are my guinea pigs. I've got 23 adults here, and, uh, six young. 369 00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:41,421 Um, I just love them. They're a lovely animal. 370 00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:44,525 And this is my pride and joy. This is my Kerri-Anne. 371 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,060 She's the one that Penny gave me, five or six years ago. 372 00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:50,798 That got the whole craze started. And she's a wonderful looking beast. 373 00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:54,067 I did have a guinea pig in my bed once, a few years ago, 374 00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:57,604 and I unfortunately rolled on it, and it did die, so that's... 375 00:18:57,771 --> 00:18:59,273 We learnt our lesson there. 376 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:01,341 So I wouldn't risk it with Kerri-Anne. 377 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,812 I'll pop her down on a lovely cushioned surface like this, 378 00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:08,448 and then this is the brush I use, and you watch her face when I start grooming. 379 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,651 She loves it. 380 00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:11,919 See the face there? 381 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:13,954 Yeah, so this is the transportation cage 382 00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:17,357 'cause I do take Kerri-Anne over to the prison from time-to-time. 383 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,828 What I do is, I'll use the kitty litter and it's more expensive. 384 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:25,299 That's the kitty litter there, which is just a compressed paper product. 385 00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:28,802 And what that does is, when they urinate, it gets rid of any odors. 386 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,438 Princess Mary I've had for four years now. 387 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,941 We can see another great face there. 388 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,011 Well, once a week, I get the boys involved in pig duty. 389 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,179 Hi, fellas. 390 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,949 It's where I choose a responsible duo from the prison. 391 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:44,484 They come over and, they help me tend to the guinea pigs. 392 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,153 The boys are here for pig duty. 393 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,754 - We've got carrots. - Here she is. Carrots. 394 00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,390 They know I love them and they love them, too. 395 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,959 Thin layer on top there. 396 00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:53,560 I do have names for all of them. 397 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,230 I never forget a guinea pig once I've named them. 398 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:59,733 Pauline, Patch, Lucy, Henry, Fudge, Narelle, Jaffles, 399 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:03,537 Kerri-Anne, Ken, Ruffles, Princess Mary, Courtney, Keith, 400 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:07,307 Pia and the babies, Trizzie. We got Joyce, we got Daryl and Sonia, 401 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,710 we've got Ratty, and we've got Bok Choy, and we got Parsley. 402 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,078 - Oh... 403 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,145 Mmm... 404 00:20:16,617 --> 00:20:18,919 Daniel, can you come and get on the end of this? 405 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:21,488 Oh, we found out today that Steve's moving in. 406 00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,490 Like he's fully brought all his shit, 407 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,093 and he's like gonna be sleeping in my Mum's bed and shit. 408 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,194 Daniel! 409 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,330 Mum didn't even ask us about it. He just like turns up. 410 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,999 Mum's like, "Oh, yeah, Steve's moving in." 411 00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:34,735 Hey, I saw you down the main street in your Mum's car, mate. 412 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,436 Be careful, huh? 413 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,105 Daniel, if you're not gonna be responsible with my car... 414 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:39,339 I wasn't doin' anything! 415 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,407 ...you can't borrow it. 416 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,944 The worst thing is, like, he's moving his dog, Marcos, into the house, too. 417 00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:47,514 Such a fuckin' fag dog. I mean, look at it. 418 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:50,350 His name's Marcos, but I call it Fuckos. 419 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,887 Hey, Fuckos. Fuckos, come here! 420 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:58,025 Come here, Fuckos. See? Knows its name. You know your name, don't ya? 421 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,328 Your name's Fuckos. You can tell it's a fag dog, right, 422 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,198 'cause fag dogs, like when they walk, see its arse? 423 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,068 It sort of wiggles its bum when it walks, like this. 424 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:10,871 See that? 425 00:21:10,971 --> 00:21:13,340 That's like to attract other male dogs. 426 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,777 Oh, and the other thing is, see this? 427 00:21:16,877 --> 00:21:19,980 Like on a...like a straight dog, be sort of 428 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,251 all bushy and that, but on a fag dog, you can see its nuts. 429 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,154 - Hey, Steve, can we take Marcos? - Yeah. 430 00:21:27,254 --> 00:21:28,755 - We wanna play with Marcos. - Yeah, sure, mate. 431 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,524 Nath, grab Marcos. 432 00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,905 Hey, Stevie! This one's for you. 433 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:48,408 Daniel, you idiot! 434 00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,514 Welcome to the family, Stevie! 435 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:01,288 Right, where's my Hulk? Imran? 436 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:02,956 Spider-Man. 437 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,958 Superman. 438 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,126 Jammies on, guys! 439 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:08,595 They should be lovely and warm. They've just come out of the dryer. 440 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,365 These are the special jammies that I do for the boys. 441 00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:15,302 They're, uh, just a lightweight sleepwear fabric that I, I, sort of, 442 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:18,538 work up into the various superhero designs. 443 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,475 Once you've got your jammies on, into cells please, guys. 444 00:22:21,575 --> 00:22:25,946 We've got Shrek here. Um, this is the zebra from Madagascar. 445 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:29,850 Uh, and we also have the Power Ranger, the purple Power Ranger. 446 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:31,852 Pajamas on in cells, please. 447 00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:34,554 I also do a matching doona cover, too. 448 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,657 This is the, um, the Superman doona. The boys are really into it. 449 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:41,828 If you could move over, Marlon, and show them the design that I've done there. 450 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,499 I do all my own sewing stuff myself at home. Off, please. 451 00:22:45,599 --> 00:22:49,603 Show them the "S." That's the, uh, the Superman design and he's got the... 452 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:52,005 If you could turnaround, the cape on the back there. 453 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:55,809 That's, uh, that's just a press stud cape that he, uh, chooses to wear. 454 00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:57,310 Takes it off when he sleeps. 455 00:22:57,411 --> 00:22:59,212 Uh, but, yeah, the boys really get into it. 456 00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,114 Yours, and I'll just find you some bottoms. 457 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,851 I mean some of the guys just, you know, they think they're too cool for it, or whatever. 458 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:08,455 Can't tempt you with the Power Ranger jammies, Mohamed? No? 459 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,657 It keeps me busy and it keeps the boys happy. 460 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:14,761 Settle down, heroes. Lights out. 461 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:18,632 We get the boys in at 8:30 p.m., and, uh, that can often be the hardest time. 462 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:22,202 Mohamed, come and grab some tissues, mate. 463 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:24,738 They've done phone calls to loved ones and, uh, 464 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,573 looking at photos and whatnot, 465 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,208 and they can become quite teary. 466 00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:31,578 And that's why I keep these. My, uh, my tissues. 467 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,180 Have some tissues. 468 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,184 But if the tears continue, I do go in, and I'll offer some comfort to them, and, uh... 469 00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:39,519 A couple of tissues, and a pat on the back, and that sort of thing. 470 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:42,022 Oh, you poor thing. You poor thing. 471 00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:46,359 Oh, it's not much fun in here, is it? 472 00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:50,464 Yeah, people often say, "Gran, you forget what these boys have done." 473 00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:55,068 You know? Some of these boys have done horrible, horrible things. 474 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,637 Things that would make you sick to the stomach. 475 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:02,676 Now they may be the worst boys in the state, but they're still boys. 476 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:06,279 Robin'd think Batman was a big poof if he cried that much. 477 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,749 Come on. You'll be all right. 478 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:12,285 Have some tissues. 479 00:24:13,153 --> 00:24:16,790 Okay. Right, yep. I see. 480 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:21,628 Well, we heard back from the, uh, hearing specialist this afternoon. 481 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:26,867 And unfortunately, Nathan's tests have shown that 482 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:29,736 he isn't going to get any better. 483 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,705 His hearing is in fact going to get worse. 484 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,374 Well, look, thank you very much for the call. 485 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:39,746 So, they say that in a couple of months, he'll be completely deaf, 486 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,182 which, uh, they call that profoundly deaf. 487 00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:44,751 He's not going to be able to 488 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:49,289 have the cochlear implant, that we were hoping might be a possibility. 489 00:24:49,389 --> 00:24:50,857 Oh, that's real bad news. 490 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:54,761 Mmm, I know. Daniel, what are you laughing at? 491 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:55,962 Oh, nothing. It's just when you said "cochlear." 492 00:24:56,029 --> 00:24:57,063 This is... 493 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:59,232 - Daniel, grow up! - You said Nathan's cochlear. 494 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:00,500 This is really serious. 495 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,169 Well don't say "cochlear" if you don't want me to laugh. 496 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:03,503 Have a little bit more... 497 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,872 - Sensitivity, will you? - Of course, I'm gonna laugh, if you say that. 498 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,442 - Oh God, you're so childish at times. - I'm gonna tell Grandma. 499 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,745 It's a real shame, isn't it? 500 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:15,448 Yeah. They reckon he might be fully deaf within a few months. 501 00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:19,452 Oh. How's your old bitch of a mother about it all? 502 00:25:19,553 --> 00:25:22,556 Yeah, she's all right. Her boyfriend moved in today. 503 00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:24,391 Well, that was quick. 504 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:25,692 Yeah. 505 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:28,695 He sounds like an absolute dickhead from what you've told me. 506 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:29,896 Yeah, he is one. 507 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,601 Hi, Nathan. I can see you! 508 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,836 Nath, Gran says, "Hi." 509 00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:39,606 Oi! Don't be cheeky. 510 00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:41,775 Piss off, ya fuckin' dickhead. 511 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,310 Put your bloody bum away. I'm not interested. 512 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:49,149 Steve, give me the remote. Give me it. 513 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:54,187 I'm goin' to bed, so that needs to be on 22 at all times, all right? 514 00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:57,357 - Twenty-two, no louder, okay? Got it? - Oh, fair enough. 515 00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:59,526 Now, Nathan, watch my lips. 516 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:05,732 Now you be good, try your hardest at school and don't get into trouble. 517 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,935 Right. Okay, good night. 518 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,037 Let's do our Eskimo kiss. 519 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:16,176 Thanks, sweetheart. All right, ni-night. Be good. 520 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:18,044 Good night. 521 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,682 You off to bed, Nathan? 522 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,684 Nath, say good night to Steve. 523 00:26:25,185 --> 00:26:26,519 Good night. 524 00:26:27,821 --> 00:26:29,756 Middle finger down, please mate. 525 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:31,324 Nathan, down. 526 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,830 Hey, Steve, what's four minus three? 527 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,999 Daniel, grow up. 528 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:49,142 Nathan! Nathan! 529 00:26:49,242 --> 00:26:51,911 Nathan. Daniel wants you. 530 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:58,418 Nath, Nath, Nath! You're a legend. You're a fag. 531 00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:01,655 You're the best brother ever. No, you're not. You're a fuckin' dickhead. 532 00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:05,292 Awesome brother. Fag! Fuck off! 533 00:27:06,526 --> 00:27:08,461 Good night, family! 534 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:10,563 Good night, legends. 535 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,739 Nath's in so much trouble. 536 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,541 He's been listening to rap music. 537 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,076 No more bloody S.mouse! 538 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:27,914 They could arrest him, unless we agree to let the welfare people come over. 539 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:31,384 They came up with this bullshit idea of sending Nath to a deaf school. 540 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,485 He said he doesn't wanna go. 541 00:27:32,585 --> 00:27:34,321 - I don't think it's such a bad idea, Daniel. - He's not going. 542 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:35,355 Nathan! 543 00:27:35,455 --> 00:27:37,891 - You're not the fuckin' Dad, anyway. - Look, Daniel's crying. 544 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:39,526 - I'm not fuckin' crying! - You're so gay! 545 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:40,627 This is S.mouse. 546 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,931 You know, the biggest-selling, hip-hop single of all time. 547 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,599 Westbank Shopping Mall! 548 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,768 I got an image of being a little bit of a faggot. 549 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,236 He grew up as a rich ass kid. 550 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:51,871 You ain't no motherfucking gangster! 551 00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:54,607 If I was a nerd at school, you was a nerd at school. 552 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:55,842 Welcome to my crib! 553 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,877 S.mouse, you gotta write some of your own shit. 554 00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:59,045 Poo on you 555 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,014 So, I gotta do some house arresting. 556 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,249 I gotta wear this shit so they can track me. 557 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:05,785 - Get off that fuckin' thing. - Eat a dick, Dad. 558 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,721 We have a high-risk detainee here. 559 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:09,055 Get you to pop those on. 560 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:10,724 Ooh, he's been busted wanking a dog. 561 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:11,891 Hey, dog wanker! 562 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,093 The word's out that he's a dog wanker. 563 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:15,028 His life is not going to be easy in here. 564 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:16,730 Watch your dog around him. He might get wanked. 565 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,399 - Behave yourself! - All he did was do a shit on a police car. 566 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:21,167 Go blow your didgeridoo, Marlon. 567 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:24,671 You're a bitch. You're a big fat motherfucking bitch.