1 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,752 Well, it's official that Nath's going to deaf school 2 00:00:50,852 --> 00:00:54,155 in three months, and he's gonna be gone for two years. 3 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:58,193 So I was thinking we're gonna have a massive farewell party in the backyard. 4 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,495 The biggest party we've ever had. 5 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:01,563 Nathan! 6 00:01:01,663 --> 00:01:03,698 I was talking to Nathan about it, and I was going, like, 7 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:08,036 "If you could invite, any guests in the world to your farewell party, 8 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,370 "who would you invite?" 9 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,974 He goes, "The Legends. Blake, S.mouse and Emily." 10 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:16,277 And you were there, at first, I was like, "Get fucked." 11 00:01:16,478 --> 00:01:18,680 'Cause I thought, I don't know. 12 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,482 It's a bit weird having people you don't know. 13 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:24,419 But, it's the Legends. It'd actually be fuckin' cool. 14 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,154 It'd be really fun havin' 'em there. 15 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,456 What about Emily Chase, man? Do you reckon she's gonna fit in? 16 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:33,128 Yeah, she goes to heaps of parties and that. She'd be really fun, I reckon. 17 00:01:33,228 --> 00:01:36,064 Yeah, it's gonna be sick ass, man. S.mouse is like, 18 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,132 - one of the top, man. - Yeah. 19 00:01:37,232 --> 00:01:38,433 - I mean... - Singing with S.mouse, too. 20 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,268 He can teach us a couple of raps and shit, man. 21 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,103 - Yeah, like do some freestyle shit. - Fuck yeah. 22 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:45,607 If Nath has lost his hearing, get him right up next to the speakers 23 00:01:45,707 --> 00:01:47,842 - and that, so he just really feels it and that. - For sure. 24 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,011 - Fuck, Nath, you're gonna go nuts, mate. - Fucking wicked. 25 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:53,081 Nath, S.mouse. When S.mouse is performing at your party, man, 26 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,983 you're gonna go fuckin' mental. 27 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:56,985 I reckon Blake Oakfield, right? 28 00:01:57,085 --> 00:02:00,955 We'll go down to the dam, get him to do some surfing and that for us. 29 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:02,290 He is such a mad surfer. Oh yeah. 30 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,692 Oh, fuck man. Legendary. 31 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:08,630 And Emily, mate, just... whatever. Just fuck, whatever she wants to do. 32 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:11,099 If she wants to get with Nath, or something, you know. 33 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:14,335 If she wants to get it on with me, fine, as gratitude 34 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:17,572 - for the invitation and that, I'm up for that. - Yeah. 35 00:02:17,672 --> 00:02:20,575 I'm getting my Gran to help out with the invitations and that. 36 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:23,711 Well, it sounds like a wonderful idea. I'll get on those managers 37 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:26,414 - and email them then. - She's going to contact all the Legends, 38 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:29,317 - and their managers and shit. - All right, Daniel. 39 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,953 Daniel, it's a nice idea but you know, really? 40 00:02:32,053 --> 00:02:35,056 It's a bit farfetched. Do you really think it's likely? 41 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:37,926 Well, I don't give a shit what you think. I'm inviting them anyway. 42 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:40,361 Why don't we just have a family get-together, 43 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:43,131 - and we can have a few friends over. - Friends over? 44 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,300 I wanna make it good. I wanna make it memorable. 45 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,970 Mate, do you really think all these celebrities are going to come to Dunt, do you? 46 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:51,873 - They're in Hollywood, mate. - Who asked you, dickhead? 47 00:02:51,973 --> 00:02:55,143 I'm fuckin' inviting them. I don't give a shit what you two think. 48 00:03:04,152 --> 00:03:06,554 We're a town of about 2,300 people. 49 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,257 We're a pretty popular tourist destination for a small town. 50 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,758 We're probably most famously known 51 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:13,328 as being the home of surfing legend, Blake Oakfield. 52 00:03:15,897 --> 00:03:17,365 Blake is an absolute legend. 53 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:20,134 In my book, you could not meet a nicer bloke. 54 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:24,272 He's won world titles in surfing. He's put the town on the map. 55 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,675 He's got his surf school, looks after the young blokes. 56 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,178 - I couldn't speak highly enough of him. 57 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:33,281 I wouldn't say he's my favorite person. 58 00:03:33,548 --> 00:03:36,851 Yeah, bit of a smart aleck. In love with himself. 59 00:03:36,985 --> 00:03:39,454 He thinks he's this major hero in the local township, 60 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:41,222 and he's actually a dickhead. 61 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,857 Hey, Blakey boy! 62 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:47,161 Him and his gang come into town, cause a lot of trouble amongst the locals. 63 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,731 I'm not a fan of him at all. He's... 64 00:03:50,632 --> 00:03:52,834 I reckon he's trouble. 65 00:03:54,002 --> 00:03:56,237 Everyone pretty much got the wrong idea. 66 00:03:56,337 --> 00:04:01,876 They didn't realize that we weren't violent, we were about protecting Narmucca Bay. 67 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:04,913 This is our home. We've been here for generations. 68 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:06,247 There's history. 69 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:09,550 Why would we not stand up for our rights? 70 00:04:10,118 --> 00:04:14,656 Yeah, I was world champ, but I was also primarily, a Mucca Mad Boy. 71 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:20,528 As a kid here, it was old time, good family environment. 72 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:24,232 We got to about that age, like year four, five, six at Narmucca West Primary 73 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:27,268 when we first picked up boards and we were just mad for it. 74 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:29,771 All the boys from Narmucca Bay, we knew 'em. 75 00:04:29,871 --> 00:04:31,506 If you were in Narmucca Bay, we knew ya. 76 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:33,007 If we were hanging down the milk bar and stuff... 77 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:34,075 Yeah. 78 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,444 "Are you from Narmucca Bay, gidday!" You know. 79 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,846 You just didn't get along with the Fennel Heads guys. 80 00:04:38,947 --> 00:04:40,415 It was just kind of how it was. 81 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:46,955 I guess at the end of the day, we had shit surf conditions. 82 00:04:47,055 --> 00:04:50,024 I mean, our break was nowhere near as good as theirs. 83 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:54,462 The way we saw it, just because we came from Fennel Heads, 84 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:57,365 didn't mean that we couldn't surf Narmucca Bay. 85 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:01,169 Blake and his boys thought otherwise, but that's just the way it was. 86 00:05:01,269 --> 00:05:04,172 A bunch of dickheads from day one. They just... 87 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:07,375 I remember, they come over the headland, just with their boards. 88 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,110 Hey! Mucca Mad Boys! 89 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:13,381 Scrambling down onto our beach and just take over our waves. 90 00:05:14,115 --> 00:05:17,919 We just told 'em to fuck off, and that's when I formed the Mucca Mad Boys. 91 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:24,192 It's a gang, it's a society of young surfers, just young blokes, 92 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:27,562 who wanted to surf their own waves, with the motto being, 93 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:30,031 - "Protect our bay." - They ripped off our idea 94 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:31,399 and they formed the Fennel Hell Men. And... 95 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,001 We'd have big fights and stuff, 96 00:05:33,101 --> 00:05:35,770 just full fist fights. Like boys getting hammered and that, 97 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:38,539 and all the tourists and stuff, they'd get scared 98 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,409 and they'd pack up their towels and shit and run away. 99 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,078 What they didn't realize was we were just protecting it 100 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,180 from the Fennel Heads fuckwits. 101 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:50,084 - We were making it a safer place for 'em. 102 00:05:51,386 --> 00:05:54,355 The headland became the divider that defined the gangs, so 103 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,024 if you were a young guy and you were into surfing, 104 00:05:56,124 --> 00:05:59,027 then you were either with the Fennel Hell Men or the Mucca Mad Boys. 105 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:06,968 It became more about the fighting rather than surfing and protecting the beach, 106 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:10,538 and for a lot of young blokes in Narmucca Bay, 107 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,374 if you wanted protection from the Fennel Heads guys, 108 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,043 you needed to be part of the Mucca Mad Boys. 109 00:06:15,143 --> 00:06:17,045 - Yeah. - You needed to be in the gang. 110 00:06:18,513 --> 00:06:20,415 Him and his gang would come into town, 111 00:06:20,515 --> 00:06:23,251 cause a lot of trouble amongst the locals. 112 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:25,686 They've caused trouble at the bowling club, 113 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,890 so if they're around, people prefer to stay indoors 114 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:31,859 - just to stay out of their way. - "Play Hard Muc Hard" 115 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,395 - is the motto, and... - Yeah. 116 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,164 ...it means, play hard 117 00:06:36,431 --> 00:06:40,068 if you're gonna surf, if you're gonna party, if you're gonna do anything... 118 00:06:40,168 --> 00:06:41,769 - Yeah. - ...play it hard. 119 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:47,108 If you're gonna... And muc, mucca? Narmucca, it's short for that. 120 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:50,978 Muc hard, meaning muc hard. 121 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:54,282 This tat, has a lot of value, 122 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:58,286 and if you try to copy it or you try to get something similar, 123 00:06:58,386 --> 00:07:00,088 then we'll beat the shit outta you. 124 00:07:00,188 --> 00:07:03,024 Then there's the salute. This represents 125 00:07:03,224 --> 00:07:06,727 the headland between Fennel Heads and Narmucca Bay. This is the bay. 126 00:07:06,828 --> 00:07:08,362 So, you've got your bay there. 127 00:07:08,463 --> 00:07:11,399 This is where you would go surfing if you were in Narmucca Bay. 128 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:14,769 So you got headland, headland, this is hang loose, represents surfing, 129 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,538 cross the heart. Cross the heart and make that firm at the end, 130 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,806 so you go, oi, oi, oi. 131 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:21,142 - Mucca, Mucca, Mucca. - Oi, oi, oi. 132 00:07:21,242 --> 00:07:23,311 Yeah, and then there's the secret neck greeting. 133 00:07:23,411 --> 00:07:27,548 If you see another Narmucca bloke, hey, how're you going down the street, 134 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,217 you give him a bit of this. 135 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:32,520 The secret neck greeting, which is actually hang loose fingers 136 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:34,188 around the neck. So do that. 137 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,697 Mucca Mad Boys, to us, 138 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:47,502 they're like a bunch of spoiled brats that never learned to share their toys. 139 00:07:48,002 --> 00:07:51,706 All we wanted to do was share the ocean with them. 140 00:07:51,873 --> 00:07:54,275 We're keeping the Fennel Heads fuckwits out of here. 141 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,444 Out of our beach, out of our town. 142 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:00,815 Yeah, if it wasn't for us, Narmucca Bay'd be a really different place. 143 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:17,465 - Go home. - You serious right now? 144 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,000 I'm fuckin' serious, motherfucker. 145 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,835 - Go home to your own house. - Hey, yo, 146 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,136 - chill out. - Too bad, motherfucker. 147 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:24,372 - You're locked out. You're not comin' back in. - Hey, yo! 148 00:08:24,472 --> 00:08:25,840 - You wanna come back in? - Yeah, I wanna come back in. 149 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,142 I got a task for you. You gotta rap my biggest selling single. 150 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:30,111 - Nah, bro. - Rap my single, motherfucker. 151 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,914 - I gotta slap my elbow. - Yeah, yeah, motherfucker. 152 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:34,916 - Slap my elbow. - Listen, motherfucker. You got that wrong. 153 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:37,318 I said my biggest selling single, in Japan 154 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:38,486 - which is Animal Zoo. - Come on! 155 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,254 - I already done your song. - It's Animal Zoo, motherfucker. 156 00:08:40,321 --> 00:08:41,355 Rap that shit. 157 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:44,192 Yeah, well, when I first heard I was gonna be incarcerated 158 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:48,095 for two months, at my parents' house, I thought, "That's gonna be boring." 159 00:08:48,196 --> 00:08:50,131 I'm gonna get you a record deal for that, motherfucker. 160 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:51,666 - For real? - No. Kiddin' you. 161 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:54,035 So, I brought some shit from my mansion. 162 00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:58,573 I got my plasma, I got my DVDs. I got my PS3, yeah. 163 00:08:58,673 --> 00:09:00,975 High-speed wireless Internet. 164 00:09:01,075 --> 00:09:02,476 We got all the shit that you need 165 00:09:02,577 --> 00:09:05,346 to keep yourself entertained, while you're on house arrest. 166 00:09:05,446 --> 00:09:08,249 Yeah, this is some shit that my fans sent me, 167 00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:11,719 wishing me well while I'm doing my time on the inside. 168 00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:14,055 They make these dolls of me. 169 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,525 There's a little, mini S.mouse there. They knit shit. 170 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,962 I think this might be made by a retarded fan, possibly. 171 00:09:21,062 --> 00:09:23,798 - That shit is kind of fly, though. - Yeah, you can have that shit. 172 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,367 "I Love S.mouse," yeah. We know that, motherfucker. 173 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:31,439 "Good luck doin' time, S.mouse. You're hot. Love, Ashlee." 14 years old. 174 00:09:31,539 --> 00:09:33,908 - Well, you pretty hot too, there. - What the fuck? 175 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:37,211 We got a lot of bad press online still, 176 00:09:37,478 --> 00:09:40,548 about me taking a dump on the hood of the police car, 177 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,850 but my label, Jump Roc, 178 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:45,052 they supportin' me through this whole ordeal, 179 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:48,856 and they almost glad I'm doin' time, you know what I'm sayin, yeah? 180 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:53,227 They glad 'cause it's gives me a little bit of time to rest my vocal chords, 181 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,695 you know what I'm sayin'? 182 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:58,899 And my real fans, they is lovin' my ass still, yeah. 183 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:01,168 We got the paparazzi out the front there 184 00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:03,904 waitin' to take a photo of me every time I leave the house. 185 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,072 Really? 186 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,375 - Yeah. Well... - I ain't seen nobody out there. 187 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,745 ...you ain't lookin' hard enough, nigger. They out there. 188 00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:12,913 - They must be camouflaged like a bitch. - They got the long lens, 189 00:10:13,014 --> 00:10:15,082 - they got the zoom lens. - Oh, okay. 190 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,885 They can zoom right in. They lay ten kilometers away 191 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:21,255 and you not seein' 'em. They a long, long way away, nigger. 192 00:10:24,025 --> 00:10:25,693 Where the fuck you been? 193 00:10:26,027 --> 00:10:28,763 Hey, this is my Lasquisha, my girl. 194 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,364 Say, "Hey." 195 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:34,335 Me and S.mouse is somewhat of a relationship of convenience. 196 00:10:34,602 --> 00:10:37,371 I mean, I love him, but I don't really 197 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,840 - "love him." - Yeah. 198 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,777 - It's whatever. - I gotta agree with that, 199 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,981 we make love, but we ain't in love, if you know what I'm sayin'. 200 00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:49,116 I gotta say this girl ain't, 201 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:52,353 I wouldn't say a slut, but she gets around a bit. 202 00:10:52,453 --> 00:10:54,221 - We have... - This dude is a joke. 203 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:56,257 Well, why you with me right now? 204 00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:57,525 - Why you sitting... - Why are you with me? 205 00:10:57,625 --> 00:11:00,628 - Why are you with me? - Why you text me this afternoon and say, 206 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,898 "I gonna see you in 10 minutes, babe. I can't wait for tonight." 207 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,700 - You be lyin' to him... - Shut the fuck up, D! 208 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:09,103 ...if you telling me you didn't send me a text, that you said you wanted to come here, 209 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:12,506 because you love my ass. You love me, that's it. 210 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:15,810 The great thing about Lasquisha and the thing I love about her 211 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:19,814 is we can talk like this to each other. You see the way we vibin' together. 212 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:22,483 We can cuss at each other. I can say, 213 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:26,320 "You're a fuckin' bitch," and she say more shit back to me, 214 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,723 and we okay. We have big fights, 215 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:33,027 and you know the best thing about the fights, is after the fights, we get it on. 216 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,329 He says I'm a bitch, I say, "You can suck a dick." 217 00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:36,430 Yeah. 218 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,801 So you reckon have seating on that side? 219 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,370 Just have them sittin' over there or something. 220 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:45,139 Yeah, have like a VIP section there. Nath! 221 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:46,807 Nathan! 222 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,777 This is what we're thinking, mate, for Blake Oakfield's surf demo, right? 223 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,280 We build like a surf stadium down on the dam, right? 224 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:57,651 And he's got a run up here, so he can do like a full surf demo for us. 225 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:58,919 What do you reckon, Nath? 226 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,254 Nod if you like it. 227 00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:02,423 - You happy? - Yeah. 228 00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:05,593 Daniel, did Steve mention to you about the bricklayer's apprenticeship 229 00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:08,229 - that's coming up at his work next year? - No. 230 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,731 Well, it could be a good idea. 231 00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,467 I'm not gonna be... I'll be working on the farm, anyway. 232 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,969 I'm not going to need jobs. 233 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:17,938 - I really think it'd be good... - I'm not gonna be a fuckin' bricklayer! 234 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,074 Anyway, can you clean up that stuff when you finish? 235 00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,275 Yes! 236 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,310 Now, Nath, S.mouse, right? 237 00:12:23,411 --> 00:12:26,514 We're thinkin' of having a stage out the back, the shed? 238 00:12:26,614 --> 00:12:29,850 And have massive speakers. How high do you wanna go with them? 239 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,720 - Yeah, pretty big man. - Just like really fuckin' loud. 240 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,255 Nathan! 241 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,124 Best thing, we're thinking of calling the whole night 242 00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:40,694 - Nathan's Legendary Farewell Party. - Yeah. 243 00:12:40,795 --> 00:12:44,665 'Cause it's legendary, 'cause all the Legends are coming. What do you reckon, Nath? 244 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,200 Good? You like it? 245 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:47,601 - Happy? - Yep. 246 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,437 Heaps a plenty to do, mate. 247 00:12:49,537 --> 00:12:53,007 We should go... You should talk to Loki's dad about getting that... 248 00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:58,045 All right, listen up. 249 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:00,114 Y'all gotta listen to some new tracks here. 250 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:03,050 Jump Roc sent through some new shit for my new album. 251 00:13:03,818 --> 00:13:05,119 Demo CD. 252 00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:11,826 What the fuck? 253 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,962 What the fuck is that shit? 254 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:21,168 What the fuck! That is gay off the hook. 255 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,472 - That is shit. - That is bullshit, brother. 256 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:27,475 Turn that shit off. Get that shit outta my face. 257 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,145 If you release more of that shit, I'm gonna dump your ass. 258 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,782 "Larry, gay. Try again." 259 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,651 You ought to listen to the man. He's been good to you. 260 00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:39,086 What the fuck? 261 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,755 Hey, don't "what the fuck" me. Listen to your manager. 262 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,425 - Let him make decisions about your career. - He don't know shit. 263 00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:47,161 That man is the reason I get dissed in the industry. 264 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,430 He chooses kid's tracks for me. 265 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:51,599 You wanna be a god damn loser all your fuckin' life? 266 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:56,136 You got a monitor on your fuckin' ankle. You got a criminal record. 267 00:13:56,237 --> 00:13:58,839 - You can't be too choosy, motherfucker. - I know about my career 268 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,076 and my career tells me that I need to do my own music, 269 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,645 - not this shit. I don't need no songwriters. - Yeah, ain't that a bitch. 270 00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:08,616 I don't need no motherfuckin' Jump Roc demo CDs. Throw that shit out, nigga. 271 00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:09,717 Feel ya... 272 00:14:09,817 --> 00:14:14,021 Mother Gingerbread fuckin' S.mouse, what the fuck is that, anyway? 273 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:19,860 We were about 23, 24, and life was pretty good. 274 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,097 Well, we just wanted to have a fun night with the boys. See in the new year. 275 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,934 But, well, what happened that night sort of changed Blake's life forever. Yeah? 276 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:32,740 Well, initially, the Fennel Heads blokes had stormed into the bar, 277 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,075 as you can see through that front door there. 278 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:41,282 And there's probably like 15, 20, 20 to 30 of the Fennel Heads guys, 279 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,717 Packo in amongst them. And he's all like, 280 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:48,322 shitty, and pissed off 'cause he reckons I'd done something which I had... 281 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:50,758 To this day, I don't even remember doing. 282 00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:54,995 I pashed that chick which maybe I did, maybe I didn't. I don't think I did. 283 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,832 We're at the front of the pub, right, we push those blokes out, 284 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,001 so the brawl's happening here, right? 285 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,237 And there's like full fist fighting and shit. 286 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:06,440 Some of the Fennel Heads blokes had brought bats with 'em. 287 00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,208 They had bats... 288 00:15:08,309 --> 00:15:12,246 So I'm tryin' to keep out of it, 'cause I know that Packo is after me, right, 289 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:15,816 so I'm tryin' to back off, sort of be a little bit protected. 290 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,285 All of a sudden, gun goes off 291 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:21,889 and I'm in shock, just 'cause of hearing a gun, you know what I mean? 292 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,857 You hear a gun, you're like, "Fuck." 293 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:28,562 And then I felt this weird thing, 'cause I couldn't feel it at first. 294 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:31,332 And then I looked down and saw blood on my shorts, 295 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:34,201 and that's when I knew I'd been shot in the balls. 296 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:41,575 Yeah, I went to hospital and the doctor said my balls were so shattered by the bullet, 297 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,278 that he had no choice but to amputate. 298 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:47,615 You couldn't recognize them, and they reckon at the time, 299 00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:50,951 'cause the bullet hit here, right, then it went through my legs 300 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:54,321 and they reckon they found it near a tree on the other side, 301 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,357 but it'd done the damage. 302 00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:59,693 They reckon my dick shaft was swinging over to one side 303 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,630 - at the time, and that's why it didn't get it. - It saved him. 304 00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:05,833 I do have no balls after that incident. They just... 305 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,370 I mean, they stitched it up and my sac's just like this... 306 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:12,773 There's something left but it's nothing, there's no balls in there. 307 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:17,111 When I got out, I guess I wanted to get back into surfing after I'd recovered, 308 00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:19,847 and it felt different. 309 00:16:20,014 --> 00:16:24,284 I knew that everyone knew that I had no balls, and that's... 310 00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:28,622 Not that that made me embarrassed or anything, 311 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:31,558 but it just kind of changed things a little bit. 312 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,761 I remember I had this comp down at Bells Beach 313 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:37,531 and this weird thing happened. I was out surfing and I got wiped out, 314 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:42,069 when I was under the water, I felt this snap on my legs, 315 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,204 like this really tight squeeze. 316 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,474 And what had happened was a dolphin had bitten my leg. 317 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,843 Like a really hardcore bite, 318 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:52,112 - it doesn't happen that often... - Never happens. 319 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:56,650 ...but when it happens, it's fuckin' gnarly. Let me tell you, having lived through it, 320 00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:57,785 it fuckin' kills. 321 00:16:57,885 --> 00:16:59,953 But basically I came out of the water, 322 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,190 and itjust hit me. Surfing doesn't feel right anymore. 323 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,995 It didn't feel right. And I basically gave up surfing that day, 324 00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:09,830 and I haven't surfed since. 325 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,205 Gotta cut that shit quick at the end there, you see what I'm sayin'? 326 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:21,141 I'm not gonna get told what to do, you know what I'm sayin'? 327 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,877 I'm gonna write my own shit. You know what I been doin'? 328 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,312 I been writin' a track. 329 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,582 Yeah, we put together a track today, a new song. 330 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:33,020 It's my own shit, my original music, better than the shit that Larry sent me. 331 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:37,257 This song, it's about a young boy, that's the theme of the song. 332 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,227 And he been very confused, you know what I'm sayin'? 333 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,298 It's a psychological song, because he likes the older ladies, 334 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,668 and I'm not talkin' 40. I'm talkin' real old. 335 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,438 Grandmother fucker He's a grandmother fucker 336 00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:54,975 He likes to fuck the grandmas 337 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,144 When he was just 1 1 338 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:02,049 That's our music video. Now see that lady there, that's my actual grandma. 339 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,251 Yeah, she gonna love that shit. 340 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,920 In his dick He wanted that lady 341 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,924 Grandmother fucker Grandmother fucker 342 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,827 Fans, they want that shit. They gonna eat that shit up. 343 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,663 I know that bro, but you gotta remember Jump Roc's gonna fuckin' flip out 344 00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:18,966 - and you know that. - Fuck Jump Roc. They can eat my dick. 345 00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:20,768 - I'm too big for them to do nothin'. - Bad, yo. 346 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:23,303 - They ain't gonna dump my ass. - Larry's gonna go fuckin' insane, though. 347 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,173 - Fuck Larry. I don't give a shit what he thinks. - Who gives a fuck about Larry? 348 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,509 - Just upload it. - You upload that shit? 349 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,845 Put it on my site. Get it out to the fans. That's what they want. 350 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,248 - All right, all right, all right. - Yay! 351 00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:36,917 - Uploadin'! - You're a crazy motherfucker, B. 352 00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:40,320 I don't care. You gotta be crazy sometimes, you know what I'm sayin'? 353 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,957 Tahlia, can you go and get your stuff, please? 354 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:47,227 I was separated with my two kids when I first got together with Blake. 355 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,297 He was actually at his lowest of his low point when we got together. 356 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,566 He'd given up surfing after the dolphin bite. 357 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,636 Made a lot of money out of surfing, but he had lost most of it. 358 00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:58,205 Gambling and bailing out his gang mates. 359 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:02,376 It was around about that time that he stacked on a heap of weight. 360 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:05,579 He just used to sit around all day eating junk food. 361 00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:08,982 I got a bit porky. I'd been dumped by Billabong. 362 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:13,420 No more paychecks coming in. They got the shits with me once I stopped competing. 363 00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:17,925 I had my mates, but without surfing in my life I didn't really have much else 364 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:22,496 and, yeah, Kareena and the kids came along, pretty much changed everything. 365 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:23,897 Alright, careful Mum. 366 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,232 - She's in a fragile condition. 367 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,633 And we got a new one. 368 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,635 Show 'em your stomach there, babe. 369 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,471 New one due soon here. Yep. 370 00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:35,042 Had to get a sperm donor in for that one 'cause I got no nuts, so... 371 00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,510 - You don't have nuts! 372 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,811 - Oi, you! - Jake! 373 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,680 Don't tell 'em my secrets, eh? 374 00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:42,082 But no, it's all good. Life's pretty good at the moment. 375 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,786 Me and the Mucca Mad Boys tend to chill out at my place a fair bit. 376 00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:48,288 This is a sort of games area underneath the house. 377 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,257 They can chill in hammocks and stuff. 378 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,758 - Say gidday, guys. - Hi. 379 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,861 Got ping pong. If you're into ping pong. 380 00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:56,597 This is the clubhouse here, where we just chill again. 381 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:59,366 - There's heaps of stuff to do. Gidday, Simo. - Hey, Blakey. 382 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:05,873 I got my 2:30 p.m. injections. Got to do my hormones twice a day, actually. 383 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,375 Testosterone 'cause I got no balls. 384 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,845 You can get artificial balls. I sort of looked into it, 385 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,181 I did a bit of research. You can get these artificial ones. 386 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,116 Kareena's pretty keen for me to get 'em. 387 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,918 It's just this twice a day. 388 00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,621 One of the good things about having no balls is, 389 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,423 you can get kicked in the nuts and it doesn't even hurt. 390 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:24,958 Didn't hurt. 391 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:26,360 Do it again. 392 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,930 Didn't hurt. Can't feel a thing. Can't feel it. Do it again. 393 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,065 Didn't hurt. Didn't hurt. 394 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,166 Hard as you want. 395 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,936 Do it. Do it really hard. Do it hard... Oh! Didn't hurt. 396 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,437 Didn't hurt. 397 00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:39,339 They specifically told you not to... 398 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,407 I know. 399 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:44,344 ...put shit on the Internet. What are you gonna do when Larry calls you? 400 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,848 You know he's gonna be pissed off at you about writing these dirty ass songs again. 401 00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:49,483 These are the people that work for you! 402 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,286 You know how many hits I got online with that song? 403 00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:54,254 That thing's gone off the hook on the Internet. 404 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,524 I don't give a fuck how many songs and how much hits it has. 405 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,459 You can't always do what you're told. 406 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,430 Great artists like me, they do shit they not told to do. 407 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:07,000 You dress up like an old woman, you get on the Internet, 408 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,570 you put a picture of your own grandmother on the fuckin' Internet! 409 00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:11,705 - You don't understand. - Why don't you shut up 410 00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:14,775 - and mind your own business? Really. - Yeah, listen to her. 411 00:21:15,309 --> 00:21:16,376 Who is this bitch? 412 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,611 - Who the fuck are you? - My girlfriend. 413 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,746 Mind my own business? This is my motherfuckin' son! 414 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,548 - She no bitch, she my girlfriend! - Who the fuck are you? 415 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,284 You act like you fuckin' 15. Why don't you grow up? 416 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:28,221 I got money, motherfucker. I can take lawyers out on you. If you try to kick my ass, 417 00:21:28,322 --> 00:21:30,924 you know what's gonna happen. You're gonna end up in jail. 418 00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:34,594 You think I'd give a fuck... Look, motherfucker. I brought you into this world, 419 00:21:34,695 --> 00:21:37,731 - I'll take you out. - Listen, Dad. One question. 420 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:39,566 How many multi-platinum singles you got? 421 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,902 - I'm not playin' this game with you. - Answer my question! 422 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:44,037 - None. None! - How many multi platinum singles? 423 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,908 None! How many I got? One more than you, motherfucker. So eat a dick, 424 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:52,079 keep out of my business, I'm not your kid anymore. I've flown the coop. 425 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:58,051 Blake's been offered this unbelievable opportunity to return to surfing. 426 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,821 It's called the Billabong Legends of Surfing World Tour. 427 00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:02,222 And he said no. 428 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,358 Can you not put your arse near my belly? 429 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,460 He reckons he doesn't want to surf again. 430 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,762 - Oh, people say Blake's dumb. - Let's do knee up. 431 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:12,032 They're always saying to me how dumb he is for giving up surfing, 432 00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:13,500 but I reckon he's borderline genius. 433 00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:21,108 Blake's not scared to go back to surfing. The guy's not scared of anything. 434 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,943 He's got the biggest balls of anyone I know. 435 00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:26,179 Well, not actual balls, but you know what I mean. 436 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,050 Nah, my life's not about surfing anymore. 437 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,185 It's just not where I'm at at the moment. 438 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,454 I got too much to do with the gang and that. 439 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,990 The Mucca Mad Boys takes up a fair bit of time. 440 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:40,027 Our presence around town is pretty important. 441 00:22:40,127 --> 00:22:45,098 The life guards and that appreciate us just keeping an eye on the beach and that. 442 00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:46,433 How's it all going? 443 00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:51,805 Oh, God, I love him to death, but he's thrown away heaps of opportunities. 444 00:22:52,406 --> 00:22:55,475 And he's got real family responsibilities now. 445 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:59,279 I just feel like he just needs to adjust his priorities a little bit. 446 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,548 Go your hardest. Didn't feel it. 447 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:04,351 He spends a lot of time hanging out with his gang mates. 448 00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:06,586 He's not 15 anymore. 449 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:13,860 I think in life, you're pretty much nothing without your mates. 450 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,830 And I know it's not the '80s anymore 451 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,599 and heaps of the founding blokes have moved on and that, 452 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:24,538 but I think the legend of the Mucca Mad Boys still lives on. 453 00:23:24,638 --> 00:23:26,673 It's still very much alive today. 454 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:27,908 Ready, boys? 455 00:23:28,008 --> 00:23:33,413 And I want to make it my mission to carry that legacy on into a new generation, 456 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:37,050 and to keep the Fennel Heads fuckwits out of Narmucca Bay forever. 457 00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:40,520 - Mucca, Mucca, Mucca! - Oi, oi, oi! 458 00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:44,024 Yeah. 459 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,493 Yeah, I get it. 460 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,729 If you're a rap artist, or you're any kind of artist, 461 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:53,400 you gotta be true to yourself. You gotta make yourself proud. 462 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,935 Okay, bye. 463 00:23:58,238 --> 00:23:59,239 I got dumped. 464 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:03,443 You dumb motherfucker. I told you! 465 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,979 Man, they gotta give you another chance, though. 466 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:09,449 They said they got a lot of complaints from grandmas about my video. 467 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:12,219 A lot of complaints from a lot of people, 468 00:24:12,319 --> 00:24:15,589 and they don't think I'm a viable artist for their label no more. 469 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:20,660 You gone and fucked up your life again, man. Well done. Good job. 470 00:24:21,161 --> 00:24:23,897 When you have a talent as big as mine, 471 00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:27,501 a lot of niggers, they don't understand you and you can feel alienated. 472 00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:30,637 - What you gonna do, yo? - I don't know. 473 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,140 Yo, we could do like a video apology, man. 474 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,108 Hey, you gonna apologize to your grandmother. 475 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,409 That's for god damn sure. 476 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:40,647 S.mouse, if you don't get another record deal, I'm not gonna stick around. 477 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,249 - What the fuck? - Hope you know that. 478 00:24:42,883 --> 00:24:46,153 What, you think that's the thing to tell me right now? Thank you, Lasquisha. 479 00:24:46,253 --> 00:24:49,789 You can't be boxed in to what they want you to be, 480 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:51,691 do you hear me? 481 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:56,062 You gotta stand up for yourself. You gotta do what you believe in. 482 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,999 I got dumped from my label today. 483 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:02,002 But that don't mean shit, motherfuckers. 484 00:25:02,102 --> 00:25:06,273 To all my fans out there, watch this space. 485 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:09,342 Watch this space, niggers. 486 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:10,510 Yeah. 487 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,146 Go forward. Keep coming! 488 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:15,615 Ah, we haven't heard any word yet. 489 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:20,320 Gran sent all the invites to the managers and shit of all the Legends. 490 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:21,388 Fuck. 491 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:23,423 So, hopefully we'll hear soon. 492 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,459 Oh, fuck, dude, you're bogged. 493 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,728 And um, like, we went down to the dam 494 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,898 cleared out some trees and bushes and shit just to make sure 495 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:34,668 the bloke's got a good run up for when he hits the dam. 496 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,037 - Daniel! Daniel, Steve's coming. - You are so fucking bogged. 497 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:40,674 Yeah, Nate's pumped. He's pretty happy so far with what I've come up with. 498 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:41,808 Daniel! 499 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,413 Hey, I thought I told you not to use that in the paddocks. 500 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:49,082 Hey, look, your mum's getting dinner on. 501 00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:52,085 Hey, and some bloke rang from a modeling agency. 502 00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:55,589 He said thanks for the invite, but Emily someone won't be coming to your party. 503 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:58,158 - Bullshit. Are you serious? - Yeah. Look, ask your mum about it. 504 00:25:58,258 --> 00:25:59,759 Emily Chase? 505 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:01,661 Your grandmother must have given them your number. 506 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:05,031 Yeah, looks like your party really is happening. 507 00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:08,668 And as I predicted, celebrities aren't going to want to come here. 508 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:12,572 Fuck, man. Now you're gonna have to invite another one, 509 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,975 - 'cause there's three wishes, wasn't there? - Yeah. 510 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:17,577 Oh, fuck, can't believe she got the invitation, but... 511 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,347 - No way. Sick ass, man. - Good on you, Gran. She got it out. 512 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,381 Nice. 513 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:24,851 - It's really happening, mate. - Let's try and unbog this shit, man. 514 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:26,519 I'm hungry. 515 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,492 Well, initiations are a pretty big deal. 516 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,294 It's a way of separating the boys from the men. 517 00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:35,829 We're gonna tie that to your ball sac. 518 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:39,366 As you know we had the shark sighting a couple of weeks ago. 519 00:26:39,466 --> 00:26:42,302 That's Packo's handwriting, too. All right, get on the wall, boys. 520 00:26:42,402 --> 00:26:43,970 If you've got any more piss left, then piss. 521 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,806 I don't know why we're getting the blame for your graffiti issues. 522 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,042 Do you want us to come beat the shit out of you? Because we will. 523 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,413 The king of skateboarding today. 524 00:26:53,513 --> 00:26:56,116 I am his mother and manager. 525 00:26:56,216 --> 00:26:58,685 There's other boys your age much better than you. 526 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,187 I started to notice that he was gay. 527 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:03,790 - He's gay! - Gay skateboarder. 528 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:07,360 I'm not really gay, but my Mum was so keen on the whole gay angle. 529 00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:09,262 Skateboarding Gay Style! 530 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:13,333 - Skateboarding gay style! - Skateboarding gay style! 531 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,467 Skate stats. 532 00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:17,203 Porn. Nathan's school work. Porn. 533 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:20,373 - He wanks like four times a day. - Ohh! 534 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,976 I don't know how his dick lasts the day. 535 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,177 Oi! Stop it! 536 00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:27,047 I even caught him lookin' at Mum in the shower. 537 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:31,418 With your brain and my brain together, we will be the ultimate dude. 538 00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:33,720 Where you keep your gay porno magazine? 539 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:34,954 Nathan! 540 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:36,523 What are you doin'?