1 00:00:11,246 --> 00:00:13,348 Come on. Fuck! 2 00:00:16,351 --> 00:00:19,521 Fuckin'!Nathan, ya fag! 3 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:23,324 You've used up all the download space, you dickhead! 4 00:00:23,825 --> 00:00:25,460 - Now the computer's slow as fuck! - Daniel! 5 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,662 It's not your computer, it's the family's. 6 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:30,198 - And he can't hear you. - Well, I'm the boss of it, though! 7 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,467 And he's using it to download porn, anyway. 8 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:35,336 I'm sick of it. I'm sick of him and his fuckin' porn. 9 00:00:35,437 --> 00:00:36,671 He's addicted to it. 10 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:39,207 It's like he does these little things, right, 11 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:42,510 he makes these little secret files, where he keeps his porn stash. 12 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:45,447 And he thinks I can't find 'em. Look at this. 13 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,148 Skate stats. 14 00:00:47,449 --> 00:00:49,784 Porn. See? 15 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:54,089 Nathan's school work. Porn. 16 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,992 Deaf Information: porn. 17 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:04,933 And he wanks like four times a day, minimum, seriously. 18 00:01:05,033 --> 00:01:06,668 Something's gotta be done about it. 19 00:01:06,768 --> 00:01:11,339 I reckon if you're gonna wank, do it one or two times a week, max. 20 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:15,410 Don't let it rule your life. Keep it clean. Do it in the shower. 21 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:21,883 Oh, disgusting. Fuck! Nathan! 22 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,064 The thing with me and Hunter is we're competitive, 23 00:02:10,165 --> 00:02:11,666 - we're competitive... - Yeah. 24 00:02:11,766 --> 00:02:13,835 But we balance each other out in that, 25 00:02:13,935 --> 00:02:16,104 he's good at shit, I'm good at shit. So we sort of... 26 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,940 - I am a little bit... - We do heaps of good shit together. 27 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,408 ...not as smart as you. 28 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,343 - I'm a little bit dumber than you. - Yeah. 29 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,913 - But with your brain and my brain together... - Yeah. 30 00:02:25,013 --> 00:02:26,748 ...we would be the ultimate dude. 31 00:02:26,848 --> 00:02:28,249 Remember at the servo, when I thought... 32 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:31,319 I went to the servo and filled up petrol. This is fuckin' years ago, 33 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,855 and I thought there was 60 cents in a dollar. 34 00:02:34,022 --> 00:02:36,658 And so I got really pissed off with that bloke at the servo, 35 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:38,760 'cause I thought he was trying to rip me off, and I got 36 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:41,529 all the Mucca Mad Boy mates over there, to beat the fuckin' shit out of him, 37 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,965 - 'cause I thought he was trying to rip me off. - And we were gonna, too. 38 00:02:44,065 --> 00:02:45,500 - We were gonna. - I had three 20-cent coins. It's like, 39 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,968 it's a dollar. Add it up, dickhead. 40 00:02:47,068 --> 00:02:48,970 I thought chicks didn't fart, too. There was... 41 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:51,272 When we were like in Year 10 at school, I was like... 42 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,975 I thought, biologically, 43 00:02:54,075 --> 00:02:56,778 chicks could not fart, and we had that massive fight. 44 00:02:56,878 --> 00:02:58,746 - We had a fucking punch up about that. - Yeah. 45 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:01,249 I believe it now, 'cause Kareena farts. 46 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,651 - Have you heard Kareena fart? - Yeah, she farts heaps. 47 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,020 - Phew. - Yeah, huge, man, she lets it rip. 48 00:03:06,588 --> 00:03:08,790 So have you got surfing classes today? 49 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,525 No, I did two yesterday. 50 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,193 Knock yourself out, babe. 51 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,596 Being married to someone like, 52 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:16,931 "Surfing Legend," Blake Oakfield... 53 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,299 It's definitely got its challenges. 54 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:21,469 Just incredibly vague and unorganized. 55 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,438 It's like you've gotta micromanage him. 56 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:26,674 What's this mean? Yeah, what's it mean? 57 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,409 - Get groceries. - And don't forget. 58 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,378 What are you two doing today, anyway? 59 00:03:30,445 --> 00:03:31,746 Initiations. 60 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:33,915 - What, for the gang? - Yeah. 61 00:03:34,015 --> 00:03:37,485 Well, that sounds like a really productive way for two 38-year-old men to spend the day. 62 00:03:38,186 --> 00:03:39,187 Yeah, it is. 63 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,989 Don't work too hard, will ya? 64 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,358 Get the groceries! 65 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,659 Bye! 66 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:53,935 The brakes, Jamie. The brakes! 67 00:03:54,035 --> 00:03:55,103 I don't need your help! 68 00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:56,971 - Just rewind it. 69 00:03:57,038 --> 00:03:58,106 Rewind. 70 00:03:58,206 --> 00:04:00,108 Hey, the patient has arrived, everybody! 71 00:04:00,475 --> 00:04:01,476 Oh, Ja-Rule! 72 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,544 - Hey, here he is. - Ja-Rule! 73 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,680 Aw, what happened to him? 74 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,049 - Hey? I don't know. The vet did it. - What happened to you, Ja-Rule? 75 00:04:08,149 --> 00:04:09,584 He's got a skin condition from the fleas. 76 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:10,685 He looks like a dickhead. 77 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:13,855 Oh, he keeps licking around his testicles so with that on, he can't reach. 78 00:04:13,955 --> 00:04:15,056 He's licking around his nuts? 79 00:04:15,156 --> 00:04:16,658 - Yeah. - Can't lick your nuts now, Ja. 80 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:19,327 Man, if I could lick my nuts, imagine that. I'd be lickin' 'em. 81 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,062 Imagine if Nath could lick round... He'd be like... 82 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:24,465 Daniel, don't be so bloody disgusting! 83 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,968 He would! Don't you reckon, Nath'd be like, "Yum." 84 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:28,169 Daniel! Get out of here! 85 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:29,971 Oh, it's been a fully hectic week. 86 00:04:30,071 --> 00:04:32,974 The plans for Nath's party are coming along pretty well. 87 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:36,978 We haven't heard back from Blake Oakfield and S.mouse, 88 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:41,182 and 'cause Emily Chase dropped out, we're gonna have to invite another one, 89 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:42,450 'cause it's three wishes. 90 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,519 So we could invite another hot chick if you want. 91 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:46,988 If you want another model and stuff to replace Emily, 92 00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:49,624 - I'd be happy to invite another hot chick. - No, Tim. 93 00:04:49,991 --> 00:04:51,492 - Tim. - You want Tim, do ya? 94 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,695 Nath's really keen to invite Tim Okazaki, 95 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:56,798 who's this skater that he's real into. 96 00:04:56,898 --> 00:05:00,134 And, I'm not that into him, 'cause he's a bit of a fag, 97 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:03,671 but Nath really loves him 'cause he loves his skating. 98 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,407 All right, well, we'll get Gran to send out some invites 99 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,943 and see if we can get him to come, okay? 100 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,144 Yep. 101 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:13,147 You gotta talk to him though, 'cause he's Japanese, so he might be a bit weird. 102 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:15,149 - That's cool. - And I reckon... 103 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:19,253 Having Tim there is good, 'cause it makes it a little bit... 104 00:05:19,354 --> 00:05:23,758 'Cause you got a white guy, a black guy and a Chinese guy. 105 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:27,962 Well, he's Japanese. So, I reckon, it's a good mix. 106 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:08,970 The Champion is 107 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:13,641 Tim Okazaki! 108 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:20,048 Tim Okazaki, he's a real star. 109 00:06:20,148 --> 00:06:23,985 Without a doubt, the king of skateboarding today, and huge in Japan. 110 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:28,923 Tim, he can land the gnarliest tricks with very little effort. 111 00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:31,259 Tim Okazaki! 112 00:06:31,359 --> 00:06:34,962 Yeah, he can make the skateboarding lookjust effortless, without even trying. 113 00:06:35,063 --> 00:06:37,398 He's just an amazing talent to watch. 114 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:40,301 The kid's got abilities that you can only dream of. 115 00:06:40,368 --> 00:06:44,005 Tim Okazaki! 116 00:06:44,105 --> 00:06:45,440 Yeah, he's one in a million. 117 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:49,077 Right now, I'd have to say he's the most sought after talent in the sports world today. 118 00:06:50,378 --> 00:06:53,648 How do you create a skateboarding superstar? 119 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:56,084 How do you create a superstar? 120 00:06:56,184 --> 00:07:01,389 Well, in the case of Tim Okazaki, I am the one to answer that. 121 00:07:01,389 --> 00:07:07,361 I am his mother and manager. So if I don't know, then no one does. 122 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:09,997 Wait, wait! 123 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:12,133 Tim was born in America. 124 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:16,971 My husband, Yuki, and I moved over to America from Japan 125 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:19,740 for a new life for the children. 126 00:07:19,841 --> 00:07:22,110 - Photo... - Photo. Photo. 127 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:28,950 Tim was not that into skateboarding as a young boy. 128 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:33,421 He wasn't all that keen on it. But I made him do it. 129 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:37,592 - Hey, you're skateboarding! - I bought Tim a skateboard 130 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:41,696 and he was very uncoordinated as a young boy. 131 00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:44,932 There's other boys your age much better than you. 132 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:51,439 I found that through my own demonstration, I was able to teach him balance. 133 00:07:51,506 --> 00:07:53,441 Whee! Whee! 134 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:57,044 I basically taught Tim how to skate. 135 00:07:57,111 --> 00:07:58,146 Trick! 136 00:07:58,246 --> 00:08:03,217 I would drive Tim to the skate park and supervise his training. 137 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:08,422 It take a lot of work for you to become a champion skateboarder. 138 00:08:09,157 --> 00:08:13,694 Tim started to win competition, for one reason alone. 139 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:18,699 Because of my hard work and commitment and because I never gave up. 140 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,069 I just love skateboarding. I like nailing tricks. 141 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:26,240 I like grinding on rails. I like landing 'em. 142 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,341 It just feels great. 143 00:08:28,276 --> 00:08:31,546 But if I didn't win a competition, I'd sort of get depressed, 144 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:34,248 and my mom would sort of lose it. 145 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:38,119 But it was sort of good in a way, because it made me wanna get better. 146 00:08:38,219 --> 00:08:40,087 I mean, I wanted to be the best. 147 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:45,693 I told Tim, if he did not succeed at skateboarding, then I would kill myself. 148 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:50,097 Lucky for me, Tim did succeed, 149 00:08:50,198 --> 00:08:53,401 or else he would have a dead mother on his hands. 150 00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:59,407 I met him a few times, and he just seemed like a regular American little kid. 151 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,578 And then, for some reason, he started to sound more and more Japanese. 152 00:09:05,446 --> 00:09:10,384 I wanted to get the media on side, and to get their attention, 153 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:15,890 I thought it would, if he sound more like a little Japanese boy... 154 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:20,494 That they would find him more interesting, more cute. 155 00:09:20,595 --> 00:09:24,565 And I have to say, after a little bit of training vocally, 156 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,967 Tim really picked it up. 157 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,735 Thank you very much. 158 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:32,206 And the media, they fell for it hook, line, and sinker. 159 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:34,842 My mom trained me to speak more Japanese. 160 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:38,312 It seemed to work, because that's when I got really big in Japan. 161 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:43,851 Yeah, before Tim, I'd say skating wasn't even that big in Japan. 162 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:47,221 Do you know? He sort of exploded onto the Japanese scene. 163 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,257 They don't even realize that he's American, do you know? 164 00:09:49,357 --> 00:09:50,458 But he's huge over there. 165 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:57,131 I moved my family from Santa Barbara, 166 00:09:57,231 --> 00:10:00,635 to Tokyo for Tim. For Tim alone. 167 00:10:00,735 --> 00:10:05,006 The money was no... Not in the equation. 168 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:10,411 Although, I have to admit, that having the money now 169 00:10:10,511 --> 00:10:12,513 is not such a bad thing. 170 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:17,151 I wouldn't say I love it here in Japan. 171 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:20,788 I miss my friends, and having to pretend you're Japanese 172 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,456 when you're not, is a little weird. 173 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,592 Hello to all my fans! 174 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:28,763 But if I get to skate, then the rest I can handle. 175 00:10:28,863 --> 00:10:30,498 - So, how do you feel? - Say, "Konichiwa." 176 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:32,300 Konichiwa. 177 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,149 Well, initiations are a pretty big deal. 178 00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:50,051 They're not to be taken lightly. 179 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:54,088 Me and Hunter, as founding members of the Mucca Mad Boys, 180 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:56,757 we conduct all initiations. 181 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,927 So you get your new blokes that want to be involved in the gang. 182 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,464 They really have to prove themselves. It's not an open invitation. 183 00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:06,434 We're gonna take you out today, and try you out in some random conditions. 184 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:09,470 See how you... See how gnarly you are in that sort of situation. 185 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:12,173 This whole process, it's a way of weeding out the fakers. 186 00:11:12,273 --> 00:11:14,208 It's a way of separating the boys from the men. 187 00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:16,010 Three options today. One, the titty cap. 188 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:19,613 We ask you to wear that on your head. You're gonna be streaking 189 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:21,782 up and down every aisle of the supermarket. 190 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,518 After that, we have the meat. We're gonna tie that to your ball sac. 191 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,987 You'll go out for a swim. This is option two. 192 00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:29,357 As you know we had the shark sighting a couple of weeks ago. 193 00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:30,925 So that could end badly. 194 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:34,061 Option three's the cliff. Hunter's gonna hold you, monkey-grip style, 195 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,197 over the edge of the cliff, for 40 seconds. 196 00:11:36,297 --> 00:11:39,500 I've done it. It's... You shit yourself for the first 10 seconds, 197 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,469 - and then you kind of ease into it by the end. - All right. 198 00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:45,539 That's the third option. I urge you guys, don't choose the easy option, okay? 199 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,041 Any questions? 200 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,343 Um, when can we get the tatt? 201 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:54,248 The tatt comes when you pass initiation, okay? So, just, you gotta chill out on that. 202 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:56,484 - Blake! - What? 203 00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,786 There's been Fennel Hell Men out at Blakey's all morning. 204 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,421 - You're fuckin' kidding me! - Fuck. 205 00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:02,456 - Spooner was out there at dawn. - Oh, shit. 206 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,525 - Fuck it! - Man, there's graff on the dunnies as well. 207 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,227 What does it say? 208 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,463 Blakey's, it's this break and it's about 200 meters off 209 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,998 from the Narmucca headland. 210 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,033 It's really close to the rocks. Hella dangerous. 211 00:12:13,134 --> 00:12:14,268 Yeah, it's fucked up. 212 00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:15,970 You need the biggest balls to go out there. 213 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:19,340 To be honest, it's one of the scariest, gnarliest, most fucked up breaks ever. 214 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,709 Blake's the only one that's ever been brave enough to go out there. 215 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,411 - That's why it's called Blakey's. - Yeah. 216 00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:25,613 We own... Mucca Mad Boys sorta own it. 217 00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:27,681 So don't go out there, 218 00:12:27,782 --> 00:12:30,317 when you know that it's not yours, do you know what I'm saying? 219 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,486 That's our turf. 220 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,388 Shit. They're gonna regret this. 221 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,824 - He's done that last night. That's fresh. - Yeah. 222 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,592 - That's Packo's handwriting, too. - Yeah, yeah. 223 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,461 - That's him. He's done it. - For sure. 224 00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,563 - You got no balls, not cock. - Yeah. 225 00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:44,832 He's obviously trying to get my attention. 226 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,567 You know what we've gotta do? 227 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,803 - Let's go to the headland. - Let's go. 228 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,114 I think you need to concentrate a little more. 229 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:04,285 Uh, from an early age, I started to notice 230 00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,887 little strange things about Tim. 231 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,058 Probably before he even knew himself that he was gay. 232 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,094 Little things only a mother pick up on. 233 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:20,868 And Tim and I have a little discussion and it turn out, my inkling was right. 234 00:13:20,935 --> 00:13:23,003 He was gay. 235 00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:27,608 It coincided with the time when I was not too happy with the sponsorship, 236 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:31,011 that we had for Tim, with DC and Globe. 237 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:35,416 And it was a time when I wanted to change Tim's career, 238 00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:40,287 so I decided that we should come out to the public. 239 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:45,259 Let everyone know that Tim is the world's first gay skateboarder. 240 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:48,863 My friends know that I'm not gay, and I'm not really gay. 241 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:54,168 But my mom was so keen on the whole gay angle, and the whole gay style thing. 242 00:13:54,268 --> 00:14:00,508 But, to the general public and all my fans, I'm gay. 243 00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:06,213 Tim Okazaki, the boy who brought skateboarding 244 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,116 into mainstream popular culture in Japan... 245 00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,689 And he's gay, and proud of it. 246 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,727 I was really surprised. Hey, 247 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:22,763 hanging out with him a bunch of times, he didn't really seem all that gay, 248 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,032 do you know, but apparently he was. 249 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:29,103 Being gay, I have to pretend I like guys, pretend I don't like girls, 250 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:32,006 and I can't talk to girls or else my mom'll get mad. 251 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:35,709 She says, "You can only talk to guys," and stuff, which is a little weird. 252 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:40,648 It worked so well. I came up with my catch phrase, "I'm gay." 253 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:47,087 Which was what I got Tim to say it, in the skateboard competition or to the media. 254 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,889 I'm gay! 255 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,859 Tim really got into it. 256 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,596 I also came up with, "Skateboarding Gay Style." 257 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,032 Skateboarding Gay Style! 258 00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,334 Skateboarding gay style! 259 00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:03,237 - Skateboarding gay style! - That was more of a business decision. 260 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:06,273 I wanted the kids to get familiar with the phrase, 261 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:10,177 "Gay Style," because that's when I started my company, 262 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,446 Gay Style Enterprises. 263 00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:16,617 And, uh, we made skateboard decks and street wear clothing. 264 00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:20,821 We also made some merchandise. And this is 265 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,724 a Gay Style ice cube maker in the cock shape. 266 00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:26,293 This is for the parmesan cheese. 267 00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:29,096 Take it off, shake it on your pasta. 268 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,832 This is the Gay Style, cock-shaped whistle. 269 00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:37,471 The Gay Style drink bottle. Fill it up with whatever drink you like. 270 00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:41,642 The Gay Style scrubbing brush, and it's good for the bath time, 271 00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:44,612 shower time, with the cock on the end. 272 00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:50,284 It's going so well. The kids are loving it, and are willing to spend the dollars. 273 00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:57,057 This one for you. 274 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,761 I'm not totally comfortable with the whole Gay Style Enterprise thing. 275 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:04,398 All the dudes on dudes, and the whole hot pink stuff. 276 00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:07,334 But the way I see it is, I get to keep skating, 277 00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:10,604 and the whole Gay Style thing sort of keeps everybody happy. 278 00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:11,805 So, I guess... 279 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,907 Gay Style is go! 280 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,309 - Dick ruler. - Yeah. 281 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,145 To be honest, I like some of that Gay Style shit. I mean... 282 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:22,683 I wear this Gay Style ring. It's two cocks together. 283 00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:24,418 Gay Style! 284 00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:29,556 You could say it sweep the nation. Everyone was saying, "I'm gay!" 285 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,192 Skateboarding Gay Style! 286 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:37,297 Take something like Tim being gay, and you can see that as a negative thing. 287 00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:41,268 But I turn it around into a positive thing. 288 00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:44,271 I told Tim I would make him huge. 289 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:48,375 So in future, always listen to your mother. 290 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:51,245 Everyone say, "Skateboarding Gay Style!" 291 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,781 Skateboarding Gay Style! 292 00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,249 Tim, say what you love. 293 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:58,018 Skateboarding Gay Style! 294 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,532 Oi, stop it! 295 00:17:11,632 --> 00:17:13,734 Something's gotta be done about Nathan's wanking. 296 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,569 Fuck, get off my chair, you dirty prick! 297 00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:17,104 He's just obsessed with it. 298 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,373 Stop wanking, for fuck's sake! 299 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,242 It's embarrassing for me and it's embarrassing for the whole family. 300 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,712 We're all... We're all living with it. 301 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:28,315 I don't know how his dick lasts the day, you know what I'm saying, 302 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,651 'cause he has... Yeah. 303 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:32,886 And he's a full weirdo around chicks. 304 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:36,423 My mate, Loki, his mum, if she's breastfeeding, 305 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:40,494 Nath's always checking her out and trying to look at her tits and that. 306 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,465 And at home, Nath always lies next to the dog on the couch, 307 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,533 'cause it feels good against his dick. 308 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,035 Yeah, he's a full sicko. 309 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:52,306 I even caught him lookin' at our own Mum in the shower. 310 00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:55,075 Seriously, he is fucked in the head. 311 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:59,146 Nathan! What are you doin'? Fuck! 312 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,215 Something's gotta be done about his wanking, too, 'cause 313 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:02,983 we share the same bedroom, right, 314 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,586 and 'cause he's deaf, he can't hear himself in the middle of the night. 315 00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:07,588 So, he's goin' for it, wakes me up. 316 00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:11,558 It's disgusting to hear, and then you fuckin' see it. 317 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:16,029 And, so, I've got some shoes that I lined up above my bed, 318 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,866 so if I catch him, I can peg a shoe at his dick, right? 319 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,370 But seriously, not even that stops him. 320 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,806 He cannot help himself. 321 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:30,410 I've gotta come up with some sort of solution, 'cause something's gotta be done. 322 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,713 Can't go on like this. 323 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:42,923 Well, when shit like this happens, and it's always those fuckers causing it, 324 00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:44,725 then we come straight to the wall. 325 00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:48,195 The wall actually marks the divider between Narmucca Bay and Fennel Heads. 326 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,130 All right, get on the wall, boys. 327 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,032 Yeah, it's the exact point there. 328 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,302 One side we're in our territory, the other side we're in their territory. 329 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:59,373 Look what he's wearing. Must be going to work. What a loser. 330 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:03,110 And Packo definitely would have known about Spooner being out at Blakey's this morning. 331 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,847 He's the founder of the Fennel Hell Men, so he pretty much knows any shit that goes on. 332 00:19:06,947 --> 00:19:10,551 I don't know if he's responsible for the graff. 333 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:16,390 Regardless of that, he would be aware of it, and he would know that I will wanna retaliate. 334 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,426 All right, boys, let's show 'em we mean business! 335 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,628 Whenever us boys are really pissed off about something, 336 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,764 we come up to the wall and... 337 00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:26,233 If we want to let 'em know that we're going to take it to the streets, 338 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,336 then we piss off the edge of the wall onto their territory. 339 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,840 That's our way of saying, we are ready to go to war. 340 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,274 Drink this, Packo! 341 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,243 Well, they don't always notice you when you're up here, 342 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,377 so you need to get their attention. 343 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,247 We use mirrors, reflection in the eyes. 344 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,683 That's sort of an old school trick that we did in the '80s. 345 00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:45,752 And these days, I usually just send a text message. 346 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:46,820 There we go. 347 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,191 - He's lookin' up. - Yep, yep. 348 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,994 Guys, get out. If you've got any more piss left, then piss. 349 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,629 He's lookin' up! 350 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,633 No. All right, he's sent me a message, guys. 351 00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:02,369 "Empty sack. See you at Bi-Lo at 3:00." 352 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,471 - We're going into battle, boys. - All right, come on, guys. 353 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,308 This is how we roll. Hope you've told your mums you're gonna be late home. 354 00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:11,311 Bi-Lo at 3:00. Let's go, fellas. 355 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:20,087 The skateboarding industry has certainly afforded me some luxuries. 356 00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:23,323 This is my penthouse in the heart of Tokyo city. 357 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,458 Three levels. 358 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:28,262 As you can see, it's a very nice place to unwind, 359 00:20:28,362 --> 00:20:30,998 after a hard day of skateboarding. 360 00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:33,333 Some of my furs here. 361 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,837 It's a long way from the poor struggling days in America. 362 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,607 This is the headquarters for Gay Style Enterprises. 363 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:44,578 It's a lot of work to do here. 364 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,747 But it's also my family home. 365 00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:48,582 I told you I don't like pork! 366 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:53,186 For my husband Yuki, my second son, Luke, and of course Tim. 367 00:20:53,287 --> 00:20:54,855 Take Cindy. She annoying me. 368 00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:56,790 And then there's my youngest, Cindy. 369 00:20:56,890 --> 00:21:02,229 I never wanted a third child, so when Cindy was born I was a little disappointed, 370 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,699 but what can you do? 371 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:09,469 And this is Tim's room. Say hi, Tim. 372 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,537 Tim, hi. 373 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,740 - This is the bedroom of a typical gay boy. - Hi. 374 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,144 As you can see, all the gay things he has, oh yeah. 375 00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:20,447 Tim, where you keep your gay porno magazine? 376 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,915 - Come on. - You keep it under here, Tim? 377 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,383 - Yeah, come on, Tim. - Where you keep it? 378 00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:24,851 - Tell it... - I don't have any. 379 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,454 - Don't be shy... Come on. - Don't be shy, Tim. 380 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,223 Don't be shy for the camera. We know you like cock. 381 00:21:30,324 --> 00:21:31,925 - Yeah... - It's okay. 382 00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:34,795 This is Bruce Woo, my business manager. 383 00:21:34,895 --> 00:21:39,599 Bruce look after the Gay Style merchandise, the product line. 384 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:42,369 Well, I love working for the company. 385 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:47,240 Tim is adorable, and Jen is divine. 386 00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:48,942 I think you're trying to suck up to me. 387 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,278 - No, I mean it. - Well, you're sucking up, because he here. 388 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,381 No, you're the best boss I ever, ever had. 389 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,615 You're not getting a cut of the profits 390 00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:56,750 - like you ask for. - No. 391 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,819 - But, I really... - I'm not joking. 392 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:01,154 But, Jen, you're the best boss I ever had. 393 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:04,524 You don't say stuff like this normally. You're saying it 'cause he's here. 394 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,060 - Yes, you are... - Go to another room! 395 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,197 I don't want another headache tonight, please. 396 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,305 I'll show ya how we deal with these situations. 397 00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:22,442 - Packo. - Empty sack. 398 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:24,845 - Good to see ya. - You too, mate. 399 00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:26,947 What can we do for you, eh? 400 00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:29,149 Why was Spooner at Blakey's this morning? 401 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,752 - He wasn't. - You know it's Mucca turf. 402 00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:34,054 Hey, why would he bother? The surf's shit over there. 403 00:22:34,154 --> 00:22:37,391 We saw your handiwork on the dunnies, too. Nice graff. 404 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:39,559 What graff? 405 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,628 - Mate, it was probably one of... - As if you don't know. 406 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:45,298 Your fuckin' nobs from over there, mate. I haven't done any graffiti since '95. 407 00:22:45,399 --> 00:22:46,900 - I mean... - You fuckin' wrote it. 408 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,235 It's your handwriting. 409 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,438 I don't know why we're gettin' the blame for your graffiti issues. 410 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,606 - Do you want us... - What'd it say? 411 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,074 Do you want us to come beat the shit out of you? 412 00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:55,208 What'd it say? Hey. 413 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,011 'Cause we will. We'll beat the shit out of you. I don't wanna have to do it, 414 00:22:58,111 --> 00:22:59,446 but I'm happy to do it. Is that what you want? 415 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,449 - Get in the car. - It's gang business, babe. 416 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,817 Get in the car, Blake. 417 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,786 - This is gang business. - What the fuck are you doing? 418 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,154 Go on... Get in. 419 00:23:07,254 --> 00:23:10,457 Jeff, go home to your wife and leave my husband alone. 420 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,359 - Idiot. - Hey, he called it. 421 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,627 He issued the challenge. We just turned up. 422 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,228 Yeah, whatever. Do I look like I give a shit? 423 00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:16,296 Babe. 424 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,564 Yeah, go home to your wife. 425 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:18,799 - You pussy-whipped motherfucker. - Shut up. 426 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,200 We're not fighting, though. 427 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,803 Jeff Packard's wife is a friend of mine. 428 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,605 So did you get the groceries? 429 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,241 - No. - No. No. Knew you wouldn't. 430 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,178 I am so annoyed with you right now. 431 00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:32,546 Well, things get out of hand sometimes. 432 00:23:32,646 --> 00:23:33,747 I don't care. 433 00:23:35,549 --> 00:23:37,117 What have you got for me, Bruce? 434 00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:41,822 My company, Gay Style Enterprise, is an ever-growing business. 435 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,157 Gay style! Nintendo D.S. 436 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,293 I want it to grow and grow 437 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:49,696 to the point where it's the biggest company in the world. 438 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:54,134 Bigger than Microsoft, bigger than anything ever in the world. 439 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:57,104 It's so cute. It's so Tim. It's so gay. 440 00:23:57,204 --> 00:23:58,839 - Yes! - All right. 441 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:04,244 The Tim Okazaki Gay Experience Ride at Tokyo Disneyland. 442 00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,246 - Oh, good. - Yes. 443 00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:09,416 - I love it. A ride at Disneyland. - Yes, yes. 444 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:11,384 Yes, good Tim. 445 00:24:11,485 --> 00:24:15,088 There's a good and bad side to it all. The bad side is I have to live in Japan, 446 00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:17,257 and I'm away from all my friends. 447 00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:21,795 But, the good side is I get to skate a lot, and that's really what I wanna do, 448 00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:23,230 to be the best. 449 00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:26,066 And Mom says that this whole thing's a game, 450 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:28,268 and if you wanna win, you have to play the game. 451 00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:31,538 I'm gay! 452 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,542 Yeah, without a doubt, he's changed the sporting culture in Japan, do you know? 453 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:36,643 I'm gay! 454 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,848 His style, the Gay Style's, just rockin' really hard and... 455 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:45,185 He's a loud and proud homo, do you know? So, good on you, Tim. 456 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,923 Tim, of course, is my number one priority. 457 00:24:50,023 --> 00:24:54,294 He, genetically, I have given him a wonderful thing... 458 00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:58,732 But I need to nurture that talent. 459 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:04,237 Tim, I am his manager, yes, but number one, I am his mother. 460 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:05,939 I'm gay! 461 00:25:18,652 --> 00:25:19,986 Right, so how's that feel? 462 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,689 - It's good. - It's all right? 463 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:25,725 Not too loose around there? Not too bad? 464 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,961 Well, I come up with a solution... 465 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:30,530 I made Nath some wank prevention guards. 466 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:35,902 Basically, it stops him from reaching his cock, so therefore he can't wank. 467 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:37,070 Yep, show me the other one. 468 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:39,039 Yeah, you gotta think outside the square, 469 00:25:39,139 --> 00:25:42,175 when you want to come up with a solution to your problems. 470 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:45,078 Steve, check this out. 471 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,017 Same principle as Ja-Rule. Means he can't... 472 00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:55,255 Nath hasn't tried yet, but I don't think he fully knows what they're for. 473 00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:56,690 What are you boys up to? 474 00:25:56,790 --> 00:25:58,692 Yeah, he's gonna get a shock when he does. 475 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,760 He won't be able to get any traction on his dick. 476 00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:04,030 Gives his cock a break at least. 477 00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:14,941 I built myself a motherfucking home recording studio. 478 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,310 Can you hear me? Fuck yeah, fuck you, fuck. 479 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,745 Play some beats, motherfucker. 480 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:22,148 Obama, Obama What you gonna do 481 00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:25,585 From what I hear coming from that living room, it is a bunch of bullshit. 482 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,655 Well, what do you call this then 483 00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:30,223 I call that shit. 484 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:33,593 - A celebrity endorsement for Ushi Cola! - Yes! 485 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:36,463 At the moment, Gay Style is on the incline. 486 00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:41,101 First ever flavored shoe. Caramel. Sushi. 487 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,202 Breakfast. 488 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:44,638 In this household, it's okay to be gay. 489 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:46,806 Oh, my God, look at the balls on that guy. 490 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,342 I have a very strict training schedule for Tim. 491 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,611 And fart. Fart! 492 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:52,646 Fuck off! 493 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:54,581 Oh, Nathan's been a little shit lately. 494 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,049 - He's fuckin' doin' it now! - Oh, boo-hoo. 495 00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:59,419 It'll be really good for him to see another family, using sign language. 496 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:02,689 Nathan could take you for a ride around on the back of his motorbike. 497 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,658 BFFs with the Daimster. 498 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:06,960 - Fuck off. - Daniel, Nath wants to see you at the tank. 499 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,728 Nathan, you fag! 500 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:11,298 Have sex with your fuckin' three-legged dog, bitch! 501 00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:14,000 You gay. You don't go getting confused, okay? 502 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,202 Mum, Nath's just pissed on me!