1 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,682 Use a glass, ya faggot. 2 00:00:15,517 --> 00:00:17,318 Don't drink out of the milk bottle. 3 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,822 Fuck off. 4 00:00:21,556 --> 00:00:22,557 Fuck off! 5 00:00:22,657 --> 00:00:24,926 Oh, Nathan's been a little shit lately. 6 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,529 - He's been annoying the fuck out of me. - Fuck off! Mum! 7 00:00:27,729 --> 00:00:28,897 Nath's being a fag. 8 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,865 He's sticking up his rude fingers at me 9 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:32,667 - and he's drinking out of the milk bottle. - Daniel, 10 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:34,135 don't always dob on him! 11 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,638 He's such a little brat, and he's just doin' all this shit 12 00:00:36,738 --> 00:00:39,074 'cause he knows he's goin' to deaf school and he can get away with it. 13 00:00:39,174 --> 00:00:41,509 I am not making... I fuckin' walked in 14 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,945 - and he did it. I did nothing. - Oh, boo-hoo. 15 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,980 He's fuckin' doin' it now. If you want to turn round you'll see. 16 00:00:46,081 --> 00:00:52,921 He'll provoke me to the point where I get busted for shit that he's done. 17 00:00:53,021 --> 00:00:54,489 It's so fuckin' unfair. 18 00:00:54,589 --> 00:00:57,759 And he's playing all these little faggy tricks on me and stuff. 19 00:00:57,859 --> 00:00:59,728 Yeah, like piss funny. 20 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:02,063 I don't know why you think it's funny. 21 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,432 It's funny. He got you good the other day, too. 22 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,301 He didn't get me the other day. 23 00:01:06,868 --> 00:01:08,036 Yeah, he did. 24 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,106 What's this note about? 25 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,975 "Daniel, meet me in the backyard. Nathan." 26 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:17,545 - Don't know what he's doing, love. - What does he want? 27 00:01:17,779 --> 00:01:18,913 Nathan! 28 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:21,616 Well, it's fuckin' disgusting, it's what it is. 29 00:01:21,716 --> 00:01:22,684 Where are ya? 30 00:01:22,784 --> 00:01:25,887 Like I get why you would do that when you're like a kid, 31 00:01:25,987 --> 00:01:28,389 but like when you're a 17-year-old dude, 32 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:30,125 like, don't piss on your brother. 33 00:01:30,225 --> 00:01:31,259 Why would there be a Crunchie here? 34 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:33,661 Fuckin' little shit! 35 00:01:34,996 --> 00:01:38,233 - Fuckwit! - Piss funny! 36 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:40,769 - Piss funny. - You're fuckin' disgusting. 37 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,871 Mum, Nath's just pissed on me! 38 00:01:42,971 --> 00:01:46,207 He doesn't realize, but I'm getting him back for what he did, so... 39 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,342 What are you gonna do? 40 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:50,178 I haven't worked out what I'm gonna do, but it's gonna be smart enough 41 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:53,381 that he's gonna hate it, and I'm gonna get away with it. 42 00:01:54,349 --> 00:01:57,118 - You just wait and see. - I gotta see this. 43 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,253 Well, you will. 44 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:46,734 Yeah, all you fans, niggas, kids out there wondering where I am, 45 00:02:46,835 --> 00:02:48,703 I'm still locked up, motherfuckers. 46 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,439 Some of you may've heard I dumped my label. 47 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:56,211 I gotta change my name now 'cause the label own that for legal reasons. 48 00:02:56,644 --> 00:03:01,049 So, my new name is S.mouse, exclamation mark. Yeah! 49 00:03:01,149 --> 00:03:02,784 All right, cut that shit there. 50 00:03:02,884 --> 00:03:05,954 We have a slight situation with S.mouse's fan numbers dropping. 51 00:03:06,054 --> 00:03:08,723 - Yeah, you shut up. - We been losing thousands each day. 52 00:03:08,857 --> 00:03:11,960 Listen, listen, shut the fuck up and let me explain the situation. 53 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:13,895 It seems you go away for a little while, 54 00:03:13,995 --> 00:03:16,164 and your fans, they start to forget you. 55 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:19,067 - Yeah, we got numbers trouble. - Hell yeah, they forget you. 56 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:20,935 But this is why I gotta say, nigga, 57 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,971 this is why I do my shout-out videos. 58 00:03:23,071 --> 00:03:24,672 This is why I do my Twittering. 59 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,875 I been Twittering my dick off lately on my phone. 60 00:03:26,975 --> 00:03:29,644 Whatever comes into my head, I just Twitter that shit. 61 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:32,146 Okay. 62 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,149 Today I took a dump. 63 00:03:35,617 --> 00:03:36,618 Twice. 64 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:40,121 And it's only 10:00 a.m. in the morning. 65 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,824 Twitter that. 66 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,227 Put this shit up against the wall here. 67 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,197 Be careful with your mother's artwork over there, boy. 68 00:03:49,264 --> 00:03:50,265 Yeah, yeah. 69 00:03:50,365 --> 00:03:51,733 You scratch it, you buy it. 70 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:54,936 I built myself a motherfuckin' home recording studio. 71 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,971 Yeah, look at all my shit. 72 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,573 I buyed all this shit. 73 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:01,542 I buyed the keyboards, we buyed the speakers. 74 00:04:01,643 --> 00:04:04,279 We buyed this shit. We got the vocal booth. 75 00:04:04,379 --> 00:04:07,015 It's where I do my rappin'. Yeah, yeah, can you hear me? 76 00:04:07,115 --> 00:04:09,617 Yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, fuck you, fuck. 77 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:12,654 - We got these. These are... - He matches them up with his outfit. 78 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:14,689 Which ones you think I'm wearin' today? 79 00:04:14,789 --> 00:04:17,725 - I say go with the green. - Yeah? You wrong. I go with the white. 80 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,794 - Yeah, yeah. 81 00:04:19,894 --> 00:04:22,063 It's Danthony doin' some beatin' there for me. 82 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:23,197 - That's how I roll, son. - He my producer. 83 00:04:23,298 --> 00:04:24,899 This motherfucker my producer. 84 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:29,003 I been lyin' about his ability as a beatmaker to be honest with you. 85 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:32,073 I say a lot of shit to keep him workin', if you know what I'm sayin'. 86 00:04:32,173 --> 00:04:34,609 And all this? You wanna know what all this is for? 87 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:38,112 It's my independent album. It's gonna be called "The Real Me" 88 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:42,116 I'm gonna be makin' all my shit here. My new music, original music. 89 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,519 Yeah, this is where it's gonna happen. 90 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:47,255 This is where I'm gonna record this shit, all here. 91 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:48,923 - Yeah, play some beats, motherfucker. 92 00:04:49,023 --> 00:04:51,592 Beat it out, beat out. 93 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:04,072 Tim! Hurry up, please. 94 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:07,175 The life of a skateboarding superstar 95 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:09,944 is not what it's cracked up to be, 96 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:12,080 you know, it's not all fun and games. 97 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,482 Hurry up. When I tell you to hurry up, hurry up. 98 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:18,319 When I first brought Tim over from the USA to Tokyo, 99 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,121 he complained constantly. 100 00:05:20,221 --> 00:05:23,491 He said, "Oh, I miss my friend. I miss my school. 101 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,026 "I want to go home." 102 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,061 All this, 103 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,162 in my face. 104 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,898 And I said to Tim, "This is your new life." 105 00:05:31,099 --> 00:05:32,333 You know? Get used to it. 106 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,568 Any idiot know that. 107 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,635 Wrong. 108 00:05:34,736 --> 00:05:36,270 I home school Tim. 109 00:05:36,371 --> 00:05:38,206 Well, can you help me? I don't get it. 110 00:05:38,306 --> 00:05:40,842 How am I supposed to help someone who get that many wrong? 111 00:05:40,942 --> 00:05:43,344 We do five hours of tutor a day, 112 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,846 non-stop. We don't break. 113 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:47,882 How you not know that? I know that when I six year old. 114 00:05:48,049 --> 00:05:50,952 Point one milligram of magnesium was added to one mil 115 00:05:51,152 --> 00:05:53,087 sulfuric acid. Well, that's easy. 116 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:54,155 That's obvious. 117 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:56,991 I said to Tim, "What you can't learn from your mother, 118 00:05:57,225 --> 00:05:58,626 "you can't learn anywhere." 119 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:01,062 Oh, look, surprise, surprise. You didn't finish. 120 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:03,231 No origami for you. Math. 121 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:07,535 Being the mother of a gay son come with its own problems. 122 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:11,372 Statistics have shown that a lot of young gay teenagers 123 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,541 will commit suicide because of the shame. 124 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,210 - Tim. - You have to be careful to make sure 125 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,646 you encourage them in the right way. 126 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,049 Oh, my God, look at the balls on that guy. 127 00:06:21,282 --> 00:06:22,950 And I always say to Tim, 128 00:06:23,051 --> 00:06:26,387 "In this household, it's okay to be gay." 129 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:29,590 Go to your room if you want to jerk off before we eat dinner. 130 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:34,562 - Tim's image drives the company. - Good. Do it again. 131 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:35,897 More pop this time. 132 00:06:35,997 --> 00:06:37,632 The more competition he win, 133 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:39,233 the more popular he get. 134 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,335 Prototype for the talking key rings. 135 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:44,539 At the moment, Gay Style is on the incline. 136 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:48,076 We have projections for next few years which mean 137 00:06:48,176 --> 00:06:50,445 we are going to make a lot and lot of money. 138 00:06:50,545 --> 00:06:52,713 We press. "I'm gay." 139 00:06:52,814 --> 00:06:54,248 "Skateboarding gay style." 140 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:57,385 Gay Style Enterprise, it need to grow and grow and grow. 141 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,754 Gayness. This is Tim's fragrance. 142 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,190 You know, it's notjust about skateboarding. 143 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:04,258 It's about product, merchandise. 144 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:07,762 We also have the curved, more cock-shaped one, 145 00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:10,398 and I really like this one, 146 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,600 because you can take the lid off, 147 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,869 like so, and the perfume come out 148 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:15,970 with a squeeze. 149 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:20,875 Money-wise Tim is a child, so I take care of the finance side of things... 150 00:07:20,975 --> 00:07:25,480 And we have an arrangement. When he 18, he get a... 151 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:28,449 ...small, well not small, a large 152 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,118 lump sum. 153 00:07:30,485 --> 00:07:32,353 Two percent of the profit, 154 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,022 which he can spend on whatever he like. 155 00:07:35,156 --> 00:07:38,493 This is a world first. The first ever 156 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:39,827 flavored shoe. 157 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:43,097 So, you lick the shoe. This is caramel. 158 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:46,067 Mmm. Caramel shoe. 159 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:48,202 What's this one? 160 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,105 Sushi. That's a sushi flavor. 161 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:53,040 What have you got there, Bruce? 162 00:07:53,141 --> 00:07:55,510 These are the grapefruit. Grapefruit. 163 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:57,411 Lick it, Tim. Come on. 164 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:01,015 Tim, he does have final say, creatively on all product. 165 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:03,618 I wouldn't do anything unless Tim was happy. 166 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,919 You like sushi? 167 00:08:05,887 --> 00:08:07,822 - You like it? No? - I don't like that one. 168 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,658 I like that one. We do that one. Lychee? You like lychee? 169 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:13,361 Kids would kill to have their own lickable shoe range. 170 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:18,232 Shwayne Junior's on a steady downhill slide. 171 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,868 I mean, record label has dropped him, 172 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:24,939 his fans are turning against him, you know. I mean, he's a... 173 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,343 He's a bigger loser now than he ever was, you know? 174 00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:32,847 Quite frankly, I'm a little embarrassed to be his 175 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,448 father right now. 176 00:08:34,549 --> 00:08:36,951 Yeah, yeah, you wanna hear some of my new shit. 177 00:08:37,118 --> 00:08:39,520 Yeah, this is an exclusive live performance 178 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,621 of my new shit. 179 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,790 This track is about my intellectality. 180 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,259 - It's about my mathematical brain, if you like. 181 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:49,163 One divided by two Equals three 182 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:52,266 Divided by four Equals five 183 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:57,405 Divided by six Equals my intellectality 184 00:08:57,672 --> 00:09:01,175 E equals MC squared, motherfuckers 185 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:04,845 Einstein style One divided by... 186 00:09:04,946 --> 00:09:07,715 This next song I'm gonna do for you is my political views. 187 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:11,419 It's about the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. 188 00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:13,821 - Play that shit, yeah. Yeah. 189 00:09:14,222 --> 00:09:17,959 Obama, Obama What you gonna do? 190 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:21,762 Obama, Obama Come on, President 191 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:28,402 O-b-a-m-a 192 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:29,904 What you gonna do? 193 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,372 O-b-a... 194 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:34,242 My album is gonna have some deep shit on it. 195 00:09:34,342 --> 00:09:38,212 Some smooth tracks. We got a next song. It's about a lady who got cancer. 196 00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:40,514 She had to remove her breast, if you know what I'm sayin'? 197 00:09:40,615 --> 00:09:43,951 It's a sad song. It's from the man's perspective. Play that shit. 198 00:09:44,252 --> 00:09:45,786 I still love you, baby 199 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:48,756 Even though you have one titty 200 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,893 I still need you, baby 201 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:55,763 I mean, he's got no record company input, 202 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,898 there's nobody telling him what to do. 203 00:09:57,999 --> 00:10:00,434 Does that sound any better to you? 204 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,237 Shit, from what I hear coming from that living room, 205 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,674 I mean, it is a bunch of bullshit, okay? 206 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,376 You do the math on that. 207 00:10:08,643 --> 00:10:11,145 Pussy or ass? 208 00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:13,447 Whatever you choose, motherfuckers 209 00:10:13,748 --> 00:10:16,651 That's your preview for now, motherfuckers. Out. 210 00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:28,496 The College for the Deaf in Adelaide, 211 00:10:28,596 --> 00:10:30,431 which is where we're sending Nathan, 212 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:32,800 have suggested that we meet with 213 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:36,170 another family who have a deaf boy that signs. 214 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:42,243 - Daniel, are you ready for the guests? - Yeah, I'm ready. 215 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:46,280 They're actually coming out to the farm to meet with us today. 216 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,816 They're here, Daniel. Do you know where Nathan is? 217 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,217 - Nuh. - I think 218 00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:53,921 for Nathan it'll just be really good for him to see another family 219 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,223 communicating, using sign language. 220 00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:59,727 So Sue, has Damien ever been to a farm, before? 221 00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:01,829 Damien's never been to a farm. 222 00:11:02,797 --> 00:11:03,831 No, I haven't. 223 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,534 Well, look, Nathan could take you for a ride around 224 00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:09,670 on the back of his motorbike to have a look around the farm. 225 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,872 - That'd be great. - That would be great. 226 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,275 Hey, Nath, did you want a drink at all, mate? 227 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,510 You want me to grab your drink out of the fridge? 228 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:19,747 - Nuh. - If you're thirsty. Okay. Let me know. 229 00:11:20,481 --> 00:11:23,117 So, did it take you long to learn the signing, Sue? 230 00:11:23,384 --> 00:11:26,654 - Look, when Damien was born... - Damien looks like a fag. 231 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,824 Excuse me. Daniel! 232 00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:31,325 - What? - Come and sit in here. 233 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,295 - Nuh. I'm happy up here. - You two are being so rude. 234 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:37,932 - What? He's listening. We're listening. - Whispering! 235 00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:40,768 - Grow up, Daniel! Sorry. - Listening. 236 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,937 Damien makes friends easily then, does he? 237 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:45,539 Yeah, look, he's got a couple of friends, yeah. 238 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,274 - That's wonderful. - Yeah. 239 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:51,045 Get up! Weight check time. 240 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:55,015 Well, I need to make sure Tim keep winning his skate competition. 241 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,785 That will keep him more popular. 242 00:11:57,952 --> 00:12:00,254 In order to do so, he has to keep fit. 243 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,189 Someone been a little piggy this week. 244 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,258 So I have a very strict training schedule. 245 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:05,292 Get up! 246 00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,828 He has a habit of putting on weight very easily. 247 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,197 He got the fat gene off his father, Yuki. 248 00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:12,867 Yuki can blow up like a balloon 249 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,502 if he not careful. 250 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,203 Twenty more kilometers. 251 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:19,473 I need to be very careful with Tim and junk food. 252 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,242 He's a junk food addict. 253 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,744 Tim, shut up, please. I'm on the phone. 254 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,548 The food really drives him and I find sometimes 255 00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:31,118 when I do meal skips, meal skips are when I skip a meal 256 00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:34,588 in order for weight loss, and I do that every two days. 257 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:39,593 Just a random meal. You don't know if it's going to be breakfast, lunch or dinner. 258 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,463 I have to check his bedroom afterwards 259 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:46,634 because he sometimes sneak food out of my kitchen into his room. 260 00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:47,935 Sick of your shit. 261 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:51,972 I do a lot of my own exercise techniques on Tim, 262 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,308 based on ancient Japanese methods 263 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:57,144 that I've learned from my grandmother. 264 00:12:57,378 --> 00:13:00,047 Now I want you to squeeze your bottom cheek in. 265 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,116 Squeeze hard, 266 00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:04,685 and release. 267 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:09,623 One method that I've been using on Tim for weight loss is called the fart method. 268 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,726 I want you down, facing me on all four. 269 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,363 And bottom up, and out. 270 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,532 And fart. 271 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,634 Fart. 272 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,470 You are required to fart. 273 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:25,306 You do it just before you go to bed. 274 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:27,842 Fart out as much fart as you can. 275 00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:31,178 And try your hardest, concentrate and fart. 276 00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:33,914 Come on, Tim. 277 00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:36,684 Listening. Fart. 278 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,520 I don't want to have a fat kid. 279 00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:43,757 You never seen a fat skateboarder before, because 280 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,193 you know why? They can't skate. 281 00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:48,529 Fart, please. 282 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,664 Come on. 283 00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,200 Tim, please fart. 284 00:13:55,469 --> 00:13:57,204 Good. Okay. 285 00:13:58,472 --> 00:13:59,673 Now you not get fat. 286 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:02,376 Three-legged dog I want a three-legged dog 287 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,645 I'm in the recording studio. 288 00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:07,414 This time around I'm writing my own shit. 289 00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:10,284 So, I can think of any shit I want, 290 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,820 and it can become a song, you know what I'm sayin'? 291 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,688 I'll just think of shit and I'll just put it down. 292 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:15,789 Mattress 293 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:18,626 You mother Lie on my fuckin' mattress 294 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,494 Fuck me on a mattress 295 00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:22,630 All that shit. That can become a song. 296 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,132 There's a chorus right there. You got the hook in there. 297 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,402 I really, really Really, really, really, really, really, really 298 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:32,606 Really want a three-legged dog Yeah, yeah 299 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,910 - You got that shit? - My nigga, those lyrics are shit, yo. 300 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,746 Shut the fuck up. Your beats are shit, motherfucker. 301 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,482 Baby, you never told me you wanted a three-legged dog. 302 00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:44,552 Baby, I'm tryin' to concentrate here and have a discussion with my engineer. 303 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:47,021 I don't need input, if you know what I'm sayin'. 304 00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:49,557 Sorry for making a comment on your lyrics. I'm just saying, 305 00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:51,292 we've been together for three months now, 306 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,227 and you never told me you wanted a three-legged dog. 307 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:57,398 Maybe I wanted a three-legged dog all my life and I never told you 308 00:14:57,498 --> 00:15:00,701 'cause I don't tell you all the shit. You may be my girlfriend, 309 00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:01,869 but you not my brain. 310 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,070 To be honest, 311 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,773 there been a little bit of tension in the studio 312 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:09,009 with the other motherfuckers, you know what I'm sayin'? Danthony and Lasquisha, 313 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,111 they always at me. And they been 314 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,615 sayin' shit like, "You don't," you know, do it better. 315 00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:17,518 "Do it like this." And when my, when I'm workin' 316 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:21,989 when my brain is goin' as fast as it does, and it goes quite fast, 317 00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:26,760 then you know, I can't be distracted with all that shit, you know what I'm sayin'? 318 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,963 Baby, when are we gonna do my track? 319 00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,732 - When are we gonna do our romantic song? - Babe, you know we're waitin' 320 00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,934 to hear back from Rihanna about that shit. I told you. 321 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,937 - What? No, no, you promised me... - Don't bring this shit up... 322 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:41,775 - I can sing on a track. - Lasquisha, she's a model slash actress 323 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,011 but she also, she wanna be a singer. 324 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:47,915 So she been pushin' me sayin', "S.mouse, you gotta get me on your album." 325 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,751 She wanna sing a duet with me, but you know, 326 00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:53,320 motherfuck, she can't sing that good. 327 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,622 - You promised me. - Baby, 328 00:15:54,722 --> 00:15:57,291 I'm not...what do you want me to do? You want me to call Rihanna and say, 329 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,926 "Yeah, you can't sing on my album 330 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,562 "because my girlfriend's gonna sing that track"? No fuckin' way. 331 00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:04,231 - Why the fuck not? I'm your girl, right? - Because... 332 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,033 You want the truth? To be honest, 333 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,103 you're not exactly Alicia Keys in the vocals department. 334 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,672 - Oh, really? - Yeah, that's the truth. 335 00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:13,040 - Is that a fact? - Yeah. 336 00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:16,877 Well, what do you call this then? 337 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,879 I call that shit. 338 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,881 - You call it what? - I call that shit. 339 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,182 Okay, you know what? 340 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,518 - You say I'm no Alicia Keys? - Yeah. 341 00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:27,755 Well you're not exactly T.I. in the looks department, either buddy. 342 00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:31,392 Seriously, you want me to give up my one romantic song on the album, 343 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,661 give up the chance to do a duet with Rihanna. 344 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,030 You're gonna fuckin' call Rihanna, and tell her... 345 00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:38,298 - Don't you fuckin' push me. - ...I'm gonna sing on the fuckin' track 346 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:40,100 and that's it. Which track is she singing on? 347 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,836 She gonna sing on Touchin' My Big Black Balls. I told you that shit. 348 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:45,372 She gonna be on what? That's my favorite track, 349 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,508 and I'm the only one that touches your big black balls. 350 00:16:47,608 --> 00:16:48,609 Listen, baby... 351 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,411 She's not singin' on that motherfucking track. 352 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,646 Gimme my lyrics, back! 353 00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:54,248 Gimme my shit. I need that. 354 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:57,317 This shit is gonna go down the fuckin' toilet with all... 355 00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:58,986 - Baby. Baby. - Oh, my God! 356 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,789 - What the... - Oh, my God. 357 00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:04,258 What the fuck is that? I did... 358 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,326 I did not do that shit. 359 00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:09,963 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck. 360 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,566 Get your fuckin' hands off of me, Chris Brown. 361 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,134 I did not, I grabbed the... 362 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,036 I can't believe you tried to get fuckin' violent with me! 363 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,739 - I was grabbin' my lyrics. - You have officially crossed the line. 364 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:22,509 - I did not touch you, baby. - I can't believe you fuckin' resort to violence. 365 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,045 - I can't believe you actin' this shit. - I'm not gonna sit here 366 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,014 and let you domestically violate me! 367 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,917 - Yeah, yeah. - I'm goin' straight to my girlfriends. 368 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,886 Fuck you and fuck your fuckin' lyrics! 369 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:33,987 Fuck you. 370 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:37,091 Fuckin' have sex with your fuckin' three-legged dog, bitch! 371 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,994 Ignore that shit. 372 00:17:41,095 --> 00:17:43,464 No chatting online! I told you! 373 00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:46,633 You talk to your fans via your approved online blog. 374 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:47,701 They're my friends. 375 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,404 I don't work my ass off to have you wasting your time 376 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,272 on talking to girls online. 377 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,742 No MSN chat, no Mixy chat, no Facebook chat. 378 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:55,809 None of it! 379 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,211 I'm sick of it. 380 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,980 I work my ass off for... Oh, storm off. Off you go. 381 00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:02,616 I am furious with Tim at the moment. 382 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:05,519 I caught him late last night on his computer. 383 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,156 I have a security camera in his room, 384 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,458 which I use to keep an eye on him. 385 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,093 There's Tim. 386 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,231 Straight onto Chewy-Chat. 387 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:21,301 I know that page anywhere. That's definitely Chewy-Chat. 388 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,770 That's him typing. 389 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:27,608 But yes, he was online on Chewy-Chat, chatting to girls last night. 390 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:31,812 I know that because I went in later and looked at the history. 391 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:36,150 But yes, he know girls are strictly no-go. They off limits. 392 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,185 I think I hear him at that point. 393 00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:41,722 And then I leave. 394 00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,657 Your phone probably got girls' phone numbers in it. 395 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:48,295 I confiscated Tim's phone as punishment for him. 396 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,799 Your phone... Too late, too late, too late. 397 00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:53,000 - Your phone gone. - Well done. 398 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,168 You just broke your garbage disposal. 399 00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:57,337 Tim, you're gay. You don't go getting confused, okay? 400 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,439 He did not like that at all. 401 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,977 He go off the rails sometimes, sulking, because I punish him. 402 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,180 But that's teenagers. 403 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:08,882 Where's Nathan? 404 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,818 He should be out here chatting with Damien. 405 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,853 - I don't know where he is. - He's come all the way to see him. 406 00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:16,623 - So, does Nathan do okay socially? - No, he's fine. 407 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:17,858 He's okay? 408 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,593 Hey, Daniel, Nathan wants to see you at the tank. 409 00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:20,761 What does he want? 410 00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,596 He's supposed to be here talking to the deaf kid. 411 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,565 Well, it's important. Just come and see him at the tank! 412 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:28,268 What the fuck does he want? He's such a fuckin' nob. 413 00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:34,007 What's the little fuckwit doin'? He's not there. He's not at the fuckin' tank. 414 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,243 - Yeah, he said he would be. - Nathan! 415 00:19:39,046 --> 00:19:40,714 Nathan, ya fag! 416 00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:42,983 Where is he? You said he'd be at the tank. 417 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,351 Should be here. 418 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:47,588 Where are ya? Well, he's not there. 419 00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:54,761 Whose Chomp? Who's is that? 420 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,030 - Don't know. - Well, who's is it? 421 00:19:57,164 --> 00:19:58,532 Nathan! 422 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,300 - Fuckin' little... - Get down from there! 423 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,969 That's really dangerous. 424 00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,904 - I'll beat the shit out of you! - Piss funny! 425 00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:04,972 Nathan! 426 00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:07,207 Fuckin' piss on you when you're sleeping, dickhead. 427 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,042 - Piss funny! - I'll drop a turd on your face 428 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,210 when you're sleeping ya fuckwit! 429 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,345 Language, mate. We've got guests. 430 00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:12,779 I don't fuckin' care. 431 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,750 I'm sayin' yeah, match it up. 432 00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,952 - Okay. I can do that. - Hey, Boo. 433 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,623 Yeah, Lasquisha comin' in today to record her vocals. 434 00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:25,359 After the fight, she contacted her lawyer 435 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,961 and she said that I gave her a black eye. 436 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,696 Where's your black eye at? 437 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,666 So now she got a restraining order out on me. 438 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:35,435 I'm not allowed to go near her or talk to her. 439 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,771 Tell S.mouse I'm ready to do my vocals. 440 00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:41,441 - Dog, she ready. - Yeah, she gonna sing on the track. 441 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,377 I don't want any more trouble. 442 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,246 But so far, I gotta tell you, she sounds shit. 443 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,815 He's got them Black balls 444 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,551 He's got Black balls 445 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,820 He's got Big, black 446 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:56,957 Big, black balls 447 00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:59,726 Babe, wait up. We're gonna have to cut you there, baby. 448 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,195 - We're gonna have to do that again. - Danthony? 449 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,665 Next section. 450 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,970 Black balls 451 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,872 I guess it makes a lot more sense 452 00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,241 for my own girl to be singin' on my track 453 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,009 rather than Rihanna. 454 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,746 And I gotta let her anyway, 'cause she gonna sue my ass if I don't. 455 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,249 Baby, you know it's true 456 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,952 Your eyes popped out When I first showed you 457 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:27,321 You praised the Lord You was in luck 458 00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:30,023 I needed heavy duty underwear To hold 'em up 459 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:34,428 I got black balls Touchin' my black balls 460 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:39,466 Touchin' my big black Big black balls, motherfucker 461 00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:42,869 Motherfuck, that sounds good. 462 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,604 Think that might be it, my dude. 463 00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:47,574 Yeah, we got ourselves a motherfuckin' hit song. 464 00:21:47,841 --> 00:21:50,143 Well done, baby. You talkin' to me now? 465 00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:54,448 Yeah? You know you are. You know you sound good. 466 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,984 Tim! Hurry up, please. 467 00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:00,053 Well, today brought some very, very good news. 468 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:03,023 Some news that's going to make us a lot of money. 469 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,559 We have got a surprise for you. 470 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:10,998 You are going to do a celebrity endorsement for Ushi Cola! 471 00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:13,834 - Yes! - It's a six million dollar ad campaign, Tim! 472 00:22:13,934 --> 00:22:17,504 I been chasing up a big ad campaign for Tim, 473 00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:20,607 and today we found out we got the green light. 474 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,743 Are you still sulking about your phone? 475 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:25,312 Move on. 476 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,414 Tell him, Bruce. 477 00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:30,050 Tim, it's big. It's TV, radio, 478 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,885 commercial, billboard, Tim. 479 00:22:32,052 --> 00:22:34,921 And they send you a lifetime supply of Ushi Cola. 480 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,424 Why you being ungrateful little shit? 481 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,093 Lifetime supply. 482 00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:42,996 Not for you, 'cause you get too fat if you drink it. 483 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:45,432 But the rest of us going to love it. 484 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,300 We sick of your attitude, Tim. 485 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,604 Do you know how hard Bruce and I have worked for this campaign? 486 00:22:51,605 --> 00:22:53,040 What you got to say? 487 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:54,708 Thank you? 488 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:59,246 You have to lose your teenage attitude. 489 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,783 I don't know what hormones are going around in your brain, 490 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:05,419 but it's pissing me off. 491 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,889 Piss off. Go to bed. I'm sick of you. 492 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:13,894 You know, you commit your life to your children. You work so hard, 493 00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:16,463 and sometime theyjust slap you in the face. 494 00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:20,801 Tim know that I have his best interest in my head 495 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,603 and I just want him to be happy. 496 00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,006 What more would a mother want? 497 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:29,509 Timmy, Mummy love you. 498 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,345 You didn't fart yet. 499 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,414 Come on. 500 00:23:36,283 --> 00:23:37,284 Good boy. 501 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:45,225 Danthony done a little post production on Lasquisha's vocals, 502 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:49,296 and I said to Danthony, "What the fuck can you do to make this bitch sound good?" 503 00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:53,467 Black balls Touching his black balls 504 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:58,438 Touching his big, black Big, black balls 505 00:23:59,206 --> 00:24:00,907 Yeah. Now you like it, baby? 506 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:02,609 I told you I could do this, baby. 507 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,345 - Yeah, you sound amazing, baby. - Don't ever doubt me. 508 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:10,984 You know what? It's one step closer to me realizing my dream. 509 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:14,821 My own album, my own music, the real me, yeah. 510 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,724 - Dad, we got a track to play you. - What? 511 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,392 We gonna play you a track! 512 00:24:19,493 --> 00:24:22,896 We got some dope tracks on there. We got some real shit. 513 00:24:22,996 --> 00:24:26,399 Some shit that it's gonna blow the minds of the fans 514 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,834 off their heads. 515 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:31,771 I dropped his big black Big, black balls 516 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,840 You know it's true, motherfuckers 517 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,575 What do you think of that shit? 518 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,644 You scratch my table with all this shit? 519 00:24:38,011 --> 00:24:40,046 - What do you think of the track? - The song? 520 00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:41,248 Yeah. 521 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:43,750 Who's the robot doin' the singin'? 522 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,520 Ain't nobody gonna buy this sort of bullshit, man. 523 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:49,089 You got to be kiddin' me. 524 00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:54,227 What is all this goddamn shit lyin' around? Somebody can trip over this shit. 525 00:24:54,361 --> 00:24:58,565 Goddamn! Your mama trip over that shit, she fuckin' have a 526 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,468 knee replaced or some shit. 527 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:06,473 Oi, Nathan. Nathan! 528 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:11,378 Do you reckon when you go to deaf school that you're gonna be best mates with Damien? 529 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:14,614 Do you reckon you would be? Seems like a good bloke. 530 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,919 I reckon you're gonna be heaps like him when you start signing 531 00:25:19,152 --> 00:25:22,289 and all that shit. You and Damo, mate. Besties. 532 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:26,560 - You reckon? Yeah? I reckon you will be. 533 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:29,362 - Fuck off. - BFFs with the Daimster. 534 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:33,166 - Daniel? Stop teasing him about deaf school. - Yeah? 535 00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:35,735 You're going to completely freak him out about going. 536 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,971 Yeah, you're right actually, Mum. Yeah, I probably... 537 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:40,073 - It's a little bit irresponsible of me. 538 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,076 Hey, Nath? 539 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,279 Did you want a Gatorade at all? 540 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,748 Did you want that, 'cause I was thinkin'... 541 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,152 I was gonna ask you before if you wanted the Gatorade. Just have it. 542 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,421 Yeah. Drink it. 543 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:57,324 It's not Gatorade. I pissed in it. 544 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,126 Have a big scull of it, Nath. It's yummy. 545 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,436 What are you doin'? What are you doin'? 546 00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:13,006 You fuckin', little fuckin'...faggot! 547 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:18,445 Fuckin' piss and shit on you, you fuckin' little fuck! 548 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:20,013 - Piss funny! - I'm gonna shit on you. 549 00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:21,248 You're gonna fuckin' clean that up, you dirty... 550 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:22,349 What the hell's going on? 551 00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:25,185 - I'm shitting on your fuckin' face! - Piss funny! 552 00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,793 It's a pretty rough place in here. 553 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,829 Hey, it's Gran and the Doggy Wanker. He's outside for once. 554 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,030 Leave him alone. 555 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:39,232 I'll give you ten bucks if you say a word. 556 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:40,934 - No! - You can't afford to be a pussy 557 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:42,168 and keep to yourself. 558 00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,503 Get the fuck away! 559 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:47,240 Every couple of months we do our "scaring young boys" program. 560 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,610 - Who needs a ball and chain? - I'll show you to the torture rooms. 561 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,946 Stop being a bloody idiot and grow some balls. 562 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:53,980 Am I a bloke? 563 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,016 Me and Hunter have actually been really busy. 564 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:58,718 Come up with the idea of a specialist surf school. 565 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,387 Welcome to Fat Boy's School. 566 00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:02,389 If I can get a fat dude up there on a surfboard, 567 00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:04,891 - then I'm stoked. - Fellas, come get your rashies! 568 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:06,926 - I can't really breathe. - You're all here, 569 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:08,795 - guys, because you are... - Fat. 570 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,064 Fat. You see a hot girl, remember, let her have it. 571 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:12,666 How are ya goin', lard ass? 572 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:17,370 - Stacks on Julian! - No, fuck off, Daniel! 573 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,606 - See ya, Nath! - Mum and Steve are goin' away. 574 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:20,740 - Fuck off! - I'm the Dad! 575 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,841 Go to fuckin' bed. 576 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:24,844 Tomorrow night I'm havin' a huge party. 577 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:26,279 Go, Black Daniel! 578 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:27,380 Oh shit, it's my Mum! 579 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,182 Yeah, I got the kids doin' their homework and shit. 580 00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,885 - One more beer and that's it, okay? - Fuck off! 581 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:34,454 - Thanks for ruining it! - I can't fuckin' control 'em. 582 00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:36,723 Who's our surfing champion of tomorrow?