1 00:00:10,412 --> 00:00:14,315 Come here a bit more. If you move your head at any time, you're a faggot. 2 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,718 No, keep your fuckin' head straight. Ready? 3 00:00:16,818 --> 00:00:18,787 Steve's being such a dickhead lately. 4 00:00:18,887 --> 00:00:21,923 Like, he gets pissed off at me no matter what I do. 5 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,892 Daniel! Don't spit on your brother. 6 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:27,862 I'm not spitting on him! It's spit strings. I'm not actually touching him. 7 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:29,097 It's just a game. 8 00:00:29,798 --> 00:00:32,867 And sometimes, like, my brothers are in pain, 9 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,203 it doesn't mean that they're not enjoying themselves. 10 00:00:36,071 --> 00:00:38,907 See, that's what happens 'cause you moved your head, man! 11 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,311 Steve doesn't even know how to have fun. Like, Nath did stink cups on him, 12 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:44,546 didn't even laugh. 13 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,715 Oi, Steve, does this smell weird? 14 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,951 - Ohh! 15 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:51,319 Fuckin' funny mate! 16 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,387 You are disgusting little pigs. 17 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,856 Yeah, he just doesn't get that it's just family stuff. 18 00:00:54,956 --> 00:00:57,592 It's just part of being in the Sims family. 19 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,928 - Give me the remote. - No, I'm using it. 20 00:01:00,028 --> 00:01:01,029 No, just give it to me. 21 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:04,132 - Do you want it? - Yeah, give it to me. 22 00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:06,768 You want it? Well, just get it yourself. Just reach in and get it. 23 00:01:06,868 --> 00:01:10,038 This is where I like to keep it sometimes, so if you want it, just reach in and get it. 24 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,040 Daniel, give me back the remote control. 25 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,408 You really want it? Do you want the remote? 26 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:14,943 Daniel, don't be childish. Give me back the remote. 27 00:01:15,043 --> 00:01:16,344 Did you want the remote? You just reach in and get it. 28 00:01:16,411 --> 00:01:17,479 Put it... 29 00:01:17,579 --> 00:01:19,147 - It's all you have to do, Stevie! - Daniel, just... 30 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,648 It's all you have to do! 31 00:01:20,749 --> 00:01:22,617 Just hand me the remote control. 32 00:01:22,684 --> 00:01:23,718 Just one little... 33 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,120 Oh, Steve just tried to molest me. 34 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,187 See that, Mum? 35 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:31,126 I'm just trying to like, make him be...get the ways of our family, 36 00:01:31,226 --> 00:01:33,094 and he needs to just get a sense of humor. 37 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:35,663 Daniel, stop it! Just, you just never give up, do you? 38 00:01:35,764 --> 00:01:37,699 Ooh, he tried to touch my arse, Mum! 39 00:01:37,799 --> 00:01:38,767 You never give up! 40 00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:40,034 He tried to touch my arse. 41 00:01:40,135 --> 00:01:42,003 God, he'll think our family is weird, the way you carry on. 42 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,572 Touched in the front part, touched me in the back part. 43 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:47,375 It's just weird. All I'm sayin', Mum, is that's weird. 44 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,277 You crossed the line, Steve. 45 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,379 I'm not going to go on with this, Daniel. Just... 46 00:02:40,061 --> 00:02:41,095 Pretend you're asleep. Pretend you're asleep. 47 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,765 I know you're faking it. 48 00:02:43,865 --> 00:02:45,500 Kareena's been on my case heaps lately, 49 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,569 'cause she reckons I'm not doing anything, 50 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:49,737 or she reckons I'm hanging around the house heaps. 51 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:51,172 Kareena's fat. 52 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,273 What? 53 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:53,608 I'm sleep-talking. 54 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:56,711 She's been giving me heaps of grief lately about spending too much time with Hunter, 55 00:02:56,811 --> 00:02:59,214 'cause she reckons we don't do anything productive. 56 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,449 Am I a chick? 57 00:03:01,516 --> 00:03:02,517 No. 58 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,886 Which is bullshit, because she doesn't see half the shit we do. 59 00:03:04,986 --> 00:03:07,488 The thing is with a tat, you can't get something too... 60 00:03:08,823 --> 00:03:09,858 That will date. 61 00:03:10,892 --> 00:03:12,927 And she hates me hanging out with the Mucca Mad Boys. 62 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:13,995 Is he at the kiosk? 63 00:03:14,095 --> 00:03:16,664 What she doesn't get is my gang responsibilities. 64 00:03:16,965 --> 00:03:18,800 No, stand your ground, mate. We'll see you at the beach. 65 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:23,872 She thinks it's easy being me, but it's actually not. 66 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,573 Where were ya? Where were ya? 67 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,144 - How many you got to go? - Um... 68 00:03:30,245 --> 00:03:34,048 Me and Hunter have actually been really busy coming up with a money spinner idea. 69 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,416 Do that again. 70 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,119 It's a fitness and nutrition surfing course. 71 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:42,023 It's called Fat Boys, for young fat dudes that want to get into surfing, 72 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:43,424 and want to get up on a wave. 73 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,027 I'm actually... I'm stoked that we got seven bookings. 74 00:03:46,127 --> 00:03:47,128 Who are they? 75 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,997 Just random fat dudes. 76 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:51,699 They stay here. We got dorm accommodation here in the clubhouse. 77 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:55,737 We're gonna bring in food and stuff, teach 'em about healthy lifestyle. 78 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:59,741 We've actually got our first course coming up this weekend, 79 00:03:59,841 --> 00:04:02,110 so yeah, looking forward to meeting the young dudes. 80 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,145 G'day mate, how're ya goin'? Blake. 81 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,813 How're ya goin', little fella? What's your name? 82 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:06,981 - Hey. - Welcome to Fat Boys School. 83 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,783 I just reckon from my perspective, 84 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:11,953 if I can get a fat dude up there on a surfboard, catching a wave, 85 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:14,389 and a dude that probably thought he'd never be able to do that, 86 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,456 then I'm stoked. 87 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:16,891 Yeah, good, say goodbye to Mum and Dad. 88 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:17,959 See ya. 89 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:19,093 See ya, Mum and Dad. 90 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,435 Bye, Mum. 91 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,671 - See you, darling. Be good. - I will. 92 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:31,806 Okay, now you be responsible, Daniel. 93 00:04:31,873 --> 00:04:32,874 Yep. 94 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,776 Fuck off, Daniel! 95 00:04:34,876 --> 00:04:35,977 Daniel, don't! 96 00:04:36,044 --> 00:04:37,045 Or what? 97 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:40,581 I said fuck off! 98 00:04:40,682 --> 00:04:42,383 See ya, Nath! Have a good weekend! 99 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,451 See you, guys! See ya! Bye! 100 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,687 Bye! Bye! 101 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,923 Yeah, it's a long weekend, so Mum and Steve are goin' away. 102 00:04:49,023 --> 00:04:50,525 They're gonna stay in a hotel, 103 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:54,462 and whenever they go away, they leave me in charge of the whole household. 104 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:59,734 So I become, like, the dad of the family for the weekend. 105 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:00,902 Go make beds! 106 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:01,936 Piss off! 107 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,237 - Both of ya, make your bed. - That's not fair. 108 00:05:03,338 --> 00:05:04,305 Go and make your bed. 109 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,442 Do mine and Nath's, go do Mum and Dad's after that, Julia. 110 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:09,344 I give you five minutes. 111 00:05:09,444 --> 00:05:11,612 It's good. Like I sort of look after the household, 112 00:05:11,713 --> 00:05:15,049 like cleaning, and preparing meals and shit. 113 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,885 All right guys, who wants melted chocolate? 114 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:25,693 Just whatever needs doing, I do it. Like, I assign chores to various brothers. 115 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,830 Not bad. I'll get you to do round the front, too. 116 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,064 Now. 117 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,132 Get off my chair! 118 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:32,767 Yeah, I actually quite like being in charge. 119 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,472 Fuck off, I was watching that! 120 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:38,539 - I'm the dad. - Fuck you! 121 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:42,577 Just do it, Nathan. I don't make the rules, I just enforce 'em. 122 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:45,179 It's ten, and it's bedtime. Go to fuckin' bed. 123 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:46,614 It's not an easy role. 124 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,851 Like, there's a fair bit of responsibility on your shoulders. 125 00:05:49,951 --> 00:05:52,720 New rule, guys! No dogs in rooms while you're sleeping! 126 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:53,888 Stick that under your tongue. 127 00:05:53,988 --> 00:05:57,291 Things like kids' health issues, you gotta be careful about that. 128 00:05:57,392 --> 00:05:59,160 Like, anything could happen with kids. 129 00:05:59,227 --> 00:06:00,228 Show me. 130 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:03,498 Yeah, you're right. Right, lights out. 131 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,268 Yeah, there's a fair few privileges that come with being a dad, too. 132 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,103 Like, I get to sleep in the double bed. 133 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:12,140 Get out! It's parents only. 134 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,610 And I pretty much decide how the weekend will run. 135 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:17,745 Could you tell Johnno to bring a case? 136 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,948 So like, for example, tomorrow night I'm having a huge party. 137 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:23,951 So I've pretty much invited everyone in Dunt to come. 138 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:27,455 We should do an all-nighter. Just stay up all night. 139 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,824 That's just one of the good things about being a parent. 140 00:06:29,924 --> 00:06:31,793 You pretty much get to do whatever you want. 141 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:34,562 If you fart, you're out. 142 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,467 Well, it's been a busy couple of months. 143 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:43,404 I still have not heard from the celebrities that Daniel's asked me to invite 144 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,807 to his party for Nathan, which is unusual. 145 00:06:45,907 --> 00:06:49,644 I do feel quietly confident that they'll make an appearance. 146 00:06:51,312 --> 00:06:52,713 Work's been pretty full on. 147 00:06:52,814 --> 00:06:54,782 Off, please. You're off privileges for a week. 148 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,117 Give it to Jonathan. 149 00:06:56,617 --> 00:07:00,455 My problem boy, Talib, he's still not talking, despite my efforts. 150 00:07:00,555 --> 00:07:03,658 One word, and I'll give you this ten bucks. 151 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:06,461 We haven't heard yet, but he may end up in for a long stint. 152 00:07:06,561 --> 00:07:09,564 So we do need to get him up on his feet and socializing. 153 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,335 Hey, it's Gran and the doggy wanker! He's outside for once! 154 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:18,339 The other boys haven't been terribly friendly to him and welcoming. 155 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:19,440 Leave him alone! 156 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,876 They've actually been making his life hell. 157 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:23,177 You lot shut the fuck up! 158 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:27,982 Look, he's not an easy kid. I think if he made an effort to interact with the other boys, 159 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:30,084 I think he'd be doing himself a lot of favors. 160 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:31,752 He doesn't like balls. He likes sticks! 161 00:07:31,853 --> 00:07:33,454 It's a pretty rough place in here. 162 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:36,691 I think you can't afford to be a pussy and keep to yourself. 163 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:39,093 You've got to grow some balls to some extent. 164 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:48,069 Jesus Christ, don't you fucking spit on me! You want the fuckin' afternoon in Iso? 165 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:50,304 Hi, fellas. Welcome to pig duty. 166 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:53,241 I've tried getting him involved with some of the leader boys. 167 00:07:53,341 --> 00:07:55,576 I've forced them to hang out with him a little bit more. 168 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:59,213 You could do it with Marlon. You guys could have a little chat while you're doing that. 169 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,381 How about no? 170 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:02,183 How about you try for me please, Marlon? 171 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:06,087 That was a disaster, actually, because I forgot that he's sexually attracted to animals, 172 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:07,455 so that didn't go down too well. 173 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,657 Actually, I might take that off you. 174 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:13,261 I tried getting him involved in song night, but that didn't go down too well, either. 175 00:08:13,361 --> 00:08:14,762 He didn't want a bar of it, literally. 176 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:17,098 They tried to make me go to rehab 177 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:18,166 I said... 178 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:24,438 But I feel like I will get through to him. 179 00:08:24,539 --> 00:08:27,642 That underneath that facade, there's a lovely boy. 180 00:08:27,742 --> 00:08:29,544 I think it's just a matter of time. 181 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,048 And, uh, rashies. 182 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:38,386 Fellas, once your t-shirts and thongs are off, come get your rashies! 183 00:08:39,153 --> 00:08:43,524 Well, it's a pretty intensive surfing course. There's a lot involved. 184 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:46,861 For a lot of these young blokes, fat really rules their life, you know? 185 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,329 It destroys their confidence. 186 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,566 A lot of these guys deal with fat on a daily basis, you know. 187 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:53,634 They look down, they see fat. 188 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,002 How's that feeling? 189 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,237 Can't really breathe. 190 00:08:56,504 --> 00:08:57,572 You can't breathe? 191 00:08:57,672 --> 00:09:03,277 My idea is to use surfing to get their confidence up to a level that is better. 192 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,346 Okay, well welcome to Fat Boys School! 193 00:09:05,446 --> 00:09:07,215 You're all here, guys, because you are... 194 00:09:07,782 --> 00:09:10,051 - Fat. - Fat! That's right. 195 00:09:10,151 --> 00:09:12,320 A lot of these guys, they're not used to physical shit, 196 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:13,988 so I'm not just going to chuck 'em in the water. 197 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:16,057 I'm going to deal with the fat issue first. 198 00:09:16,157 --> 00:09:18,359 I'll get you to look behind you at Hunter there. 199 00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:22,129 This is an example of what it looks like to be a fat guy. 200 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,032 He looks pretty fat, doesn't he? 201 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,100 - Yeah. Yes. - Yeah! 202 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,570 Now guys, when you're walking down the street, you see a fat kid like you, 203 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,272 what sort of names would people say? 204 00:09:31,339 --> 00:09:32,640 Any ideas? 205 00:09:33,441 --> 00:09:34,642 - Uh, you're a fat shit. - Fat shit... 206 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,710 You're a roly-poly... 207 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:40,114 All right. I want you to yell out some insults to our fat guy here. 208 00:09:40,214 --> 00:09:43,284 The kind of thing that you might get, yell it to him. 209 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:46,420 You've got more rolls than a bakery. 210 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,189 Yeah, give it to him! 211 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:50,825 You're the size of the King Kong's arse! 212 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:53,160 I think it's good for these blokes to be on the other side of insults, 213 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,328 to know what it feels like. 214 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,031 Why don't you shut up, and eat heaps of burgers, 215 00:09:57,131 --> 00:10:00,368 and don't ever come back and eat your wife! 216 00:10:00,468 --> 00:10:01,569 This is great. Great, guys! 217 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,271 It builds their strength, you know? 218 00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:06,173 And these blokes, when they're out in the water, they're facing massive waves, 219 00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:08,109 they're gonna need all the strength they can get. 220 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:09,543 - Guys, any of you got girlfriends? - No. 221 00:10:09,644 --> 00:10:10,645 Hand up if you got a girlfriend. 222 00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:12,680 - None of youse? Didn't think so. - No. 223 00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:15,716 All right. You ever tried to make a move on a girl and she says, 224 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,486 "Piss off, ya fat shit," or something? 225 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:20,554 Yep? Hurts your feelings? Yep. 226 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:22,456 Well we're gonna play a game today. 227 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:25,159 We're gonna reverse that feeling. We're gonna show those girls, 228 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:27,161 those girls that called you fat shits, 229 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,864 that you may be fat, but you've still got feelings. 230 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:32,233 All right, fellas, when you see a hot girl, remember, let her have it. 231 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,970 Oh my goodness, don't let her get in the water, there'll be a tsunami! 232 00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:37,004 Oh my God! 233 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,105 Go get that girl up there! 234 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:42,677 Hey, fatty bum, want another cream cake? 235 00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:43,744 Awesome. 236 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,246 How're ya goin', lard arse? 237 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:49,216 If you call me fat again, I'll call you all the names I can think up. 238 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,024 Oi, Daniel! Daniel, ya fag! 239 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,793 Oh, the party's going off already. 240 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,328 Hey! Tommy! 241 00:11:00,428 --> 00:11:03,030 Half of Dunt's comin'. It's gonna be pretty huge. 242 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:06,567 Yeah, we could never have done this with Mum and Steve here, though. No fuckin' way. 243 00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:08,135 Hey! 244 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:13,007 Hey! Hey, I got you a glow stick. 245 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:17,411 Heaps of people here. Word's got around. Basically every kid in Dunt is here tonight, 246 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:21,248 and we're expecting a few others from other towns and shit to come in. 247 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:24,218 It's open invitation, so just whoever rocks up, rocks up. 248 00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,954 As long as you got booze and that with ya, come over. 249 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,024 Briony, take some photos for us! 250 00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:32,360 Yeah! 251 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,562 Yeah! 252 00:11:35,596 --> 00:11:36,630 Smile! 253 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,367 Yeah! 254 00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,469 Hey Daniel, it's your mum calling. 255 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,538 What? 256 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:49,643 Yeah, no, it's goin' well, nice. Yeah, I got the kids doin' their homework and shit. 257 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:52,146 Yeah. No. 258 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:56,751 No, Tyson's playing a movie or something. It's just like a party movie or something. 259 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:58,219 Yeah. 260 00:11:58,319 --> 00:11:59,320 All right, see ya. 261 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:04,291 Oi, where the fuck is Nathan? Why's he being a fuckin' nob? Go tell him to come out. 262 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,994 The fuckin' party's goin'! He should be here. 263 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,464 Nath's always like a full fag whenever we have parties. 264 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,502 Like, last time I had this party, right, Nath put dog shit in the microwave, 265 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:15,903 and it fuckin' stank. 266 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:19,440 Oi, Julia! One more beer and that's it, okay? 267 00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:20,474 Fuck off! 268 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,143 One more beer, bitch. 269 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:26,814 What? 270 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,416 Nathan's stuck. He's in trouble. 271 00:12:28,516 --> 00:12:29,850 What does he want? 272 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,752 Oh my God, you fuckin' idiot! 273 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,322 He did it himself, I saw him! He pulled the zip up with his teeth. 274 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,792 You stupid dumb...fuck! Are you stuck in this? 275 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:40,828 Why are you fuckin'...you broke the fuckin' zip. 276 00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:42,763 Is he stuck in there? 277 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:43,831 Yeah, he's fuckin' stuck! 278 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:44,899 - I'm not... 279 00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:47,635 I'm not cuttin' that to get you out of there, you dickhead. 280 00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:49,170 He likes the way the balls feel. 281 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:52,440 Fuckin' hell, man. Are you naked inside that? 282 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,709 You stupid little faggot. 283 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,112 It's not fuckin' funny! 284 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,747 How're we gonna clean this up before Mum gets here? 285 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,015 I'm not fuckin' cleaning it up. 286 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:04,051 You're a dickhead! Fuckin' hell, man. 287 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,886 You're a retard! 288 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,294 Yeah, well every couple of months we do our "Scaring Young Boys" program. 289 00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:18,766 I get a young guy in, a boy who's been getting in trouble at school, 290 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,501 maybe Mum's at their wit's end. 291 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:23,037 They're on a pathway towards criminal activity. 292 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:26,340 Extra ball and chains for those guys that don't have them. 293 00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:27,942 Who needs a ball and chain? 294 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:32,713 What I like to do is to ham things up a little bit. It's a little role-play that we do. 295 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,649 We make the prison look a lot scarier and worse than it really is. 296 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:38,352 Once your ball and chains are on, then get familiar with them. 297 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:39,687 Have a walk around, guys. 298 00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:43,491 I have no trouble getting my guys involved. They get a week of privileges if they do so. 299 00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:44,892 Imran, your hat! 300 00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:50,397 A lot of my guys, they're big show-offs, so they love the opportunity to perform. 301 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:53,534 Be careful. Don't strike each other with your balls, please! 302 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,269 Guys, doesn't Talib look good? 303 00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:59,039 I'm going to use this as an opportunity to get Talib involved with the other boys. 304 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,909 Very handsome in that outfit. He looks great. 305 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,677 Hello, young man. 306 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,380 Gran and her little dress-up thing. 307 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:11,118 I know that it does look a bit weird on the surface, and at first, 308 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,588 I was worried that it could have a detrimental effect on the boys. 309 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,891 The kids here call me Psycho Sims. 310 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:18,993 So I hear you've been a naughty boy. 311 00:14:19,093 --> 00:14:21,896 But there's no doubt that it is a tradition, 312 00:14:21,996 --> 00:14:25,099 and it does seem to be an effective program. 313 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:30,271 So these are our cells, where you're going to be spending most of your time, 314 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:32,506 where you're locked down for a lot of the day in there... 315 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:33,774 Ow! Ow! 316 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,377 ...and, uh, I'll just get you to keep on walking through, 317 00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:37,545 and there's a lot of, uh... 318 00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:39,280 - Psycho Sims? - Oh yes, yes? 319 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,215 I'm starvin'. Can I have my bread, please? 320 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:44,919 He's starving. We get the bread and water. That's what you get once a day. 321 00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:47,087 So that's, that's your food. 322 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,057 I'll leave your bread there for you. Actually, no, it's not lunchtime, 323 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,526 so we'll leave it there... 324 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:53,727 Oh, you serious? 325 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:54,895 There till lunchtime. 326 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:55,963 So that's... 327 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,767 Come on, Angus, I'll show you to the torture rooms downstairs. 328 00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:03,270 This is our yard out here. 329 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,539 Come on, hurry up! Scum! Get a move on! 330 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:12,913 As you can see, we work the boys like this most of the morning, 331 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:16,684 and then we go out and do some sort of hard labor, that sort of thing. 332 00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:19,787 Railway work in the afternoon. It's pretty rough. 333 00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:22,890 Psycho Sims, can we stop, please? My ankles are killing me! 334 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,726 Shut up, prisoner, or you'll get some torture this afternoon! 335 00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:27,461 You want to spend the afternoon in the dungeon? 336 00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,764 I haven't stretched a prisoner in a while. 337 00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:33,334 Why is he allowed to do that? 338 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,370 Well bloody done, Talib. Thanks a lot! 339 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,607 Nice one, doggy wanker. Fuck it up, why don't ya? 340 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:40,874 Thanks for ruining it! 341 00:15:40,975 --> 00:15:44,011 I'm so bloody sick of you! You're useless! 342 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,646 Are we still getting KFC? You fucked it up, not us! 343 00:15:45,746 --> 00:15:49,683 Stop being a fucking idiot and grow some balls, for Christ's sake! 344 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,819 Officer Sims! Can I have a word, please? 345 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,657 Just...don't take the equipment without asking. 346 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,563 Oh, the surfing lessons are going unreal. 347 00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:04,298 Yeah, I'm pretty stoked with the progress so far. 348 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,066 Who's ready to go in the water? 349 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:10,237 You know, we've got a few blokes up. Not everyone's getting up, but um, you know, 350 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,438 they're all having a good time. 351 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:15,175 Yeah, we had a few of the Fennel Hell Men looking over from the headland. 352 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,679 They don't know what I'm doing. I was saying to Hunter, good to keep 'em guessing. 353 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:23,751 I am losing a few boards, dealing with kids this size. 354 00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:26,487 I mean, they're pretty fuckin' fat, they're gonna break a few boards. 355 00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:28,188 So, yeah, I have lost a few. 356 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:32,159 We get a couple of boys, what I call "sinkers," which means they sink to the bottom. 357 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,162 We got a sinker! You all right, mate? You all right? 358 00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:39,633 Now Hunter and I have that code. We call out, "Sinker!" 359 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,603 And you know, it means there's just a boy on the bottom, you have to pull him out. 360 00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:45,906 You know, you don't want 'em sitting there for too long, drowning, that sort of thing. 361 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,641 - You're good, mate, you're good. - You all right? 362 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,910 I think it's three minutes and they get some brain damage. 363 00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:54,715 It's just really surprising. He's looking after them, and keeping an eye on everyone... 364 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,084 Good to see. 365 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,719 Go, go, go, go! 366 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,120 Stand up! 367 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:01,955 Yeah! 368 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:07,061 Yeah! He stood up! First Fat Boy surfer! He stood up! 369 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,128 He stood up! 370 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,229 He stood up! Who saw that? 371 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,165 How do you feel, mate? First Fat Boy surfer! 372 00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:12,232 Feels good, eh? 373 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:17,337 Yeah, good, eh? Yay, Julian! He did it! Stacks on Julian! 374 00:17:17,438 --> 00:17:21,842 Stacks on him! Stacks on him! Stacks on Julian! Stacks on him! 375 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:23,877 Stacks on you! 376 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,579 I can't breathe. Get off! 377 00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:27,047 Yeah! Yeah! 378 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,217 What do you think you're doing? 379 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,719 All right, Julian? 380 00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,487 - Are you all right? - You all right? 381 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:34,822 Julian! 382 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,560 What hurts? What hurts? You all right? 383 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,697 Shit, are you all right, mate? We won't move ya. 384 00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:47,201 We won't move him 'cause it could be spinal damage. 385 00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:48,669 You all right, Julian? 386 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,771 Shit. Um... 387 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,911 He likes to fuck your grandma... 388 00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,113 I'm fucking serious. 389 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,180 Nathan! 390 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,650 'Cause, seriously, the way that you use... 391 00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:06,019 Oh, fuck! 392 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,324 Yeah! Yeah, fuck! 393 00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:12,893 Drive, Black Daniel! 394 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,528 Yeah! 395 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,566 Put Fuckos on the roof! Where's Fuckos? Get Fuckos up! 396 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,804 Ah, fuck, what do you want? It'll be fuckin' hell funny! 397 00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:26,406 Yes! Whoo! 398 00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,408 Yeah! 399 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,110 Oh, fuck! 400 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,148 Oh shit, it's my Mum! Shut up! 401 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:38,452 Hello? 402 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,422 Yeah? No, the Lovells are seeing shit. 403 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,491 No, don't believe 'em. 404 00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:48,061 No, we're just chillin'. 405 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,364 All right! 406 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:51,431 What are you doing? 407 00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,033 We're just...nothing! 408 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,434 I am! 409 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:56,537 All right, bye. 410 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:01,441 Guys, the neighbors have fuckin' heard us, so we need to shut the fuck up. 411 00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:03,777 Daniel! 412 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:04,878 Shut the fuck up, Daniel! 413 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,647 Daniel, Nathan's done something. 414 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,583 Oh, fuck! 415 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:11,885 It was his idea. He wanted to see how far he could get it up. 416 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,288 What the fuck are ya doing, ya fuckin' idiot? 417 00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:17,758 How is that a fun thing to do, you fuckin' faggot! 418 00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:20,761 Pull hard or something. Ah, fuck! 419 00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:25,566 Pull it out, ya fuckin' idiot! Why do you keep sticking your arm and shit in stuff? 420 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,303 Fuckin' dickhead. You can't move that? 421 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,804 Can't. It's stuck. 422 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,439 We're gonna have to saw it off. 423 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,507 Is he gonna lose his arm? 424 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,509 He's not gonna fuckin' lose his arm. 425 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,411 Hey, Daniel, should I call an ambulance? 426 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,981 No! Oh, shit, Nathan. 427 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,650 I'm gonna have to fuckin' call Mum and Steve. 428 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,785 Thanks a lot, ya fuckwit! 429 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:50,057 Uh, Nath's got his arm stuck up one of the drainpipes. Yeah. 430 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,994 And it's sort of goin' purple, so we're not sure what to do. 431 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,097 I was bein' responsible! 432 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,667 No, I don't want to talk to Steve. 433 00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,504 Just... I don't know what to do. 434 00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,307 I don't... I can't fuckin' control him! 435 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,778 You have publicly humiliated him. You've called him an idiot, 436 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,981 and you've riled up all the other boys, 437 00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:15,849 and you know that's only going to cause trouble, don't you? 438 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:16,917 Yes. 439 00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:21,455 I've tried very hard with this young guy for quite a while now, and I just thought, 440 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:23,557 you know, that was an opportunity for him to get involved 441 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,058 with the other fellas. 442 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:30,030 I just... It was a slip of the tongue. It was the wrong thing to say. 443 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:33,834 In retrospect, I look at it, it was the wrong thing to say and I do, yeah. 444 00:20:34,268 --> 00:20:37,137 - Well, I... - I see the error of my ways there, Julie. 445 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,039 - Look, just go and apologize. - All right. 446 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:42,309 Sort it out that way, and look, remember that you're a supervisor, 447 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,710 you're not his mother. 448 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:44,778 That's true. 449 00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:52,319 Now I need to apologize for what happened earlier. I was a little out of line there. 450 00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:56,423 I, uh, shouldn't have called you a fuckin' idiot and told you to grow some balls, 451 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:59,526 so, uh, sorry for that, 452 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:04,164 and yeah, you just need to remember that you're the detainee and I'm the officer, 453 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:10,771 and, uh, do the right thing, play it by the rules, and we'll leave it at that then. 454 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,843 Sorry. Sorry for ruining your thing. 455 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:24,184 Well that's all right. It was a little silly, anyway, the whole thing. 456 00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:30,190 It's, uh, very nice to finally hear your voice. 457 00:21:31,525 --> 00:21:33,660 It makes me very happy, actually. 458 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:38,198 I actually feel like I'm meeting you for the first time, so... 459 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:45,405 Anyway, I'll be back at bedtime and so, see you soon then. 460 00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:54,348 And, uh, if ever you feel like a chat at all again, I'd be happy... 461 00:21:54,448 --> 00:21:57,017 I'd be quite happy, actually, to do that. 462 00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,920 So if you feel like a chat, just let me know. Right. 463 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:13,900 Well, uh, once again, I can't say how sorry I am that you had...yep. 464 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:17,738 Oh, no. Well, you know teenagers. 465 00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:21,074 Yep. Oh, he's twelve, is he? Yep. 466 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,543 I just reckon you're looking at me weirdly, like you're 467 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,112 disappointed in me or something. 468 00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:29,249 No babe, I'm not disappointed. I'm only disappointed 'cause it didn't work out. 469 00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:34,121 Do you want me to get the artificial balls operation? 470 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,522 What? 471 00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:38,025 Do you want me to get the operation to get the balls, 472 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:41,028 'cause I will, if that's what you want. I'll go and get the balls. 473 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:43,030 'Cause I don't want you to be disappointed. 474 00:22:43,597 --> 00:22:45,232 What have your balls got to do with it? 475 00:22:45,332 --> 00:22:46,700 - Well... - That's insane. 476 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,837 I'm just sayin' that you say stuff that makes me feel like I'm not good enough, 477 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,272 - and I'm just thinkin'... - Oh, come off it, Blake. 478 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,810 I don't feel like the complete man, and if you want me to be the complete man, 479 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,278 - I'll get the artificial... - Oh, come off it, Blake! 480 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,314 You are one 150% pure man, you know that! 481 00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:03,750 I told you, Blake. You don't need balls. Who cares? 482 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,820 Well, why did you say my ball sac looks like a giant dried apricot? 483 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,955 - I was only mucking around. - Yeah, jokes mean the truth! 484 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,791 No, I was only joking 'cause you started joking. 485 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,492 I was only joking 'cause you were joking. 486 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:15,796 Now, come on, I love you just the way you are. You're beautiful. 487 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:20,100 Hey, hey fellas, how are we? 488 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,670 The good news is, I've heard from the hospital, and Julian's going to be okay. 489 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,238 He's going to make a full recovery. 490 00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:28,175 Couple of broken ribs, so that's worked out well. 491 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,579 All right, fellas, who's up for an early morning surf tomorrow? 492 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,981 Who's our surfing champion of tomorrow? 493 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:40,287 I think the Fat Boy Surf School was successful to a point. 494 00:23:40,554 --> 00:23:43,023 Well, because, I don't wanna surf. 495 00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:45,459 Do you wanna, do you wanna surf? Do you wanna surf? 496 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,526 No. 497 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:49,296 Well, I want you to. 498 00:23:50,297 --> 00:23:55,469 But, I don't know if I would do it again. I think it might be a one-off course. 499 00:23:55,569 --> 00:24:01,208 I think, apart from Julian, the other blokes had a good time, but, you know, 500 00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:04,945 not a good...not a good finish. 501 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:07,481 All right fellas, so we're gonna do lights out in around ten minutes. 502 00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:11,651 I'll just come down for lights out, and toilets are gonna be just outside. 503 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,887 You know where the toilets are. So that should be good and... 504 00:24:13,987 --> 00:24:17,257 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! You all right, mate? You all right? 505 00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:20,594 Shit, that shouldn't have happened. That should not have happened. 506 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:23,096 You okay mate? We'll get you up there. 507 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,764 These beds should not... 508 00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:27,834 Get you up there. You've been obviously fiddling around with the brackets there. 509 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,041 Mind his fingers. 510 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,777 Mum and Steve were really pissed, 511 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:39,646 'cause they had to come home from their holiday, 512 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:41,882 and they were pissed off at me about the party. 513 00:24:42,516 --> 00:24:44,618 Once again, Nath fucks things up for me. 514 00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:46,286 There we go. 515 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:47,387 There we go. 516 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,889 Steve sawed off the pipe. 517 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,825 We're gonna go to the hospital in the morning just to get it taken off fully. 518 00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:53,693 Okay, can we all just stay in here for a minute, guys? 519 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,329 Julia, can you just come back? Mate, come on. 520 00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:58,265 And then things got even worse. 521 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:00,500 Mum and Steve made this big gay announcement. 522 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,569 Your mum's got a bit of an announcement to make. 523 00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:07,307 Well, we just wanted you guys to be the first to know that we got engaged, 524 00:25:07,407 --> 00:25:08,875 and we're gonna get married. 525 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:13,413 - Yes! I want to be a bridesmaid. - Oh, congratulations Mum! 526 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,184 - Good work, Steve. - No worries, mate. 527 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,087 And they didn't even ask my opinion about it. 528 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:22,956 When? 529 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:26,226 Pretty soon, man. I mean, no point stuffing around. 530 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:31,398 And we just wondered if you and Nath wanted to be best men at the wedding. 531 00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:33,433 Is that something you think you'd like to do, both? 532 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,536 Oh, yes. Yeah! 533 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,205 That's cool as, Nath! 534 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:41,641 So you're kickin' Nathan out, sending him to deaf school, 535 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,643 then you move in and you take over. 536 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:46,112 Is that your big plan, is it? 537 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:47,214 It's not like that, mate. 538 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,281 Daniel! 539 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:53,420 Yeah, they can do whatever they want. I don't give a stuff what they do. 540 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:56,690 I'm eighteen. I'm going to be eighteen this year. 541 00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:01,294 So, I don't rule my mum's life. She wants to marry him, marry him. 542 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:02,395 I don't... 543 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:05,098 Just do whatever you wanna do. 544 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:10,670 Don't know why... why you'd be marrying a dickhead like Steve, though. 545 00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:15,542 Like, my Dad, if he met Steve, he'd just beat the shit out of him. 546 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:17,777 'Cause my dad's a legend. 547 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,580 Steve's a gaylord. 548 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,296 I gotta do my community service. 549 00:26:36,396 --> 00:26:38,498 What's up motherfuckers! 550 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:40,667 Hot children Lookin' at children 551 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,202 Everyone's starting to forget you. 552 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:45,205 If we went to the mall right now, I would get mobbed. 553 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:46,539 Do you guys know him? 554 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:47,807 Are you from High School Musical? 555 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:49,943 - What's my name? - S.mouse. 556 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:51,911 He got upgraded to an electric shock bracelet. 557 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:53,847 Paparazzi, bro! 558 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:56,216 Mum's been on my back lately about swearing. 559 00:26:56,316 --> 00:26:57,550 Say, "Come here, Fuckos." 560 00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:58,618 Come here, Fuckos. 561 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,087 And she said if I keep saying "fag"... 562 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,656 Piss off, you fag. Wiis are for fags. 563 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:05,625 She's gonna make me spend a whole day with Henry Keddys. 564 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,894 He's this actual homo from my school. 565 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,096 - Hey, Daniel, what's up? - Hey. 566 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,498 Your brother's so nice. He's pretty cute, too. 567 00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:13,333 Henry's turned out to be a pretty good bloke. 568 00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:14,668 You got me, man! 569 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:15,702 Get up! 570 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,871 I took Tim to the doctor. He got depression. 571 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:20,440 Everyone has to be nice to Tim. He's got depression. 572 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,976 - I wanna hang out with my friends! - Too late. I deadlocked the door. 573 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,612 I've come up with a few plans to relieve the pressure. 574 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,280 Go tug yourself off or something. 575 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,882 We are going to get you a dog. 576 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,050 I don't want a dog. 577 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:31,084 Tim, pet it. 578 00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:33,086 I'm going to do the voice of Tim for the cartoon. 579 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,120 I'm gay! 580 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,488 Whack, whack 581 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:36,556 Good arse on that. 582 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:37,691 Yeah man, good arse. 583 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:41,027 I'm Tim, and I'm gay! It's gay style!