1 00:00:10,612 --> 00:00:11,980 - Kids, come on. - All right, get ready. 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,381 - We're going to have the photo. - I don't want to! 3 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:14,516 Yes, you do. Come on. 4 00:00:14,616 --> 00:00:18,653 Oh, that's bullshit. Mum's making us do this big family photo. 5 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:20,955 She's gonna stick it in with the wedding invitation. 6 00:00:21,056 --> 00:00:24,893 Me and Nath have got these poof-like matching shirts and shit that we have to wear. 7 00:00:24,993 --> 00:00:27,362 I'm gonna give it ten seconds before the timer goes off. 8 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:28,596 - So, get ready. - Quick, quick, quick. 9 00:00:28,697 --> 00:00:30,365 Yeah, it's shit. I hate photos. 10 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:32,701 Nath's such a funny fucker. Sometimes... 11 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:36,137 Like, he used to do this thing where he'd stick his middle finger up in photos, right? 12 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,306 Here we go. See? Middle finger. 13 00:00:39,574 --> 00:00:41,476 Me, Mum, and Nath, middle finger. 14 00:00:42,177 --> 00:00:44,312 Julia, fuckin' up her photo. 15 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,815 Oh, he does this thing lately, right... 16 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,850 It's called "sneaky nuts." 17 00:00:49,384 --> 00:00:52,220 And basically what it is, is Nath gets his nuts out, 18 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,623 in the back of a photo, but like in a sneaky way. I'll show ya. 19 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:58,059 See, here he is with me and my mates. 20 00:00:58,393 --> 00:00:59,661 Nuts out. 21 00:01:00,595 --> 00:01:03,398 Here we go. Sometimes, he'll get two nuts out. 22 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:07,469 Sometimes he'll do one nut. Like over the top, sometimes through the fly. 23 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:10,705 He just like, he mixes it up, so you never know what you're gonna get. 24 00:01:10,872 --> 00:01:12,307 Oh, that's Christmastime. 25 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,976 Outside the church, Nath whips out a nut. 26 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,811 It's fuckin' funny, man. 27 00:01:17,412 --> 00:01:21,116 School. What's he got? Yeah, he's got one out there. 28 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:25,787 Jamie and Julia. Nathan. Didn't even realize. 29 00:01:27,222 --> 00:01:30,158 That's Mum and her friend, Debbie. 30 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:34,429 He's such a classic. I love it. I fuckin' love it. It's such a good idea. 31 00:01:34,796 --> 00:01:37,198 That's this Christmas card Mum had made. 32 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:40,201 Mum didn't even realize, Nath's got his nuts out. 33 00:01:40,335 --> 00:01:44,806 Mum goes off if she ever catches him, but she never does 'cause he's too sneaky. 34 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,708 All right, the orange light's gonna flash. 35 00:01:46,775 --> 00:01:48,276 Daniel. 36 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,781 Okay. Here we go. Smile, dickheads. 37 00:01:52,881 --> 00:01:54,582 Say cheese. 38 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,484 Yep. 39 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:59,788 Thanks guys. That'll look really great on the wedding invitations. 40 00:02:49,571 --> 00:02:53,775 Sometimes, you just gotta put stuff in a box and move on, you know? Like... 41 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:57,545 I've got no balls. Fact of life. I have no balls. 42 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,380 Move on. Deal with it. 43 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,684 You know, I've spoken to Kareena about the idea of getting fakies. 44 00:03:02,784 --> 00:03:06,554 Going in for an operation, but, um, yeah, she's not all that keen. 45 00:03:06,788 --> 00:03:10,625 There's been some developments in, uh, ball transplants. Like... 46 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:13,027 Like, they take a dead dude's balls, like... 47 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:15,363 And they wire them up into the sac of another dude. 48 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,531 Yeah, but... 49 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:19,968 Do you want another bloke's balls in your sac? I don't. 50 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,102 Whoo! 51 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:24,105 The Fat Boy's Surf School's kind of on hold for now, 52 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:26,441 so I've got a bit of time on my hands. 53 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:29,978 It's been good, though, just like spending time with the family before the baby's born. 54 00:03:30,078 --> 00:03:33,615 And just Jake and Tahlia, they're pretty fun to hang out with. 55 00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:35,450 I think they find me quite entertaining. 56 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,919 - Oh! - See, I grew up with only brothers... 57 00:03:38,019 --> 00:03:39,654 So, I've only ever known blokes. 58 00:03:39,754 --> 00:03:41,556 So when Tahlia came along... 59 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,759 Like, just the idea of having a chick kid was pretty weird. 60 00:03:44,859 --> 00:03:47,095 Like I didn't really know what to do with her. 61 00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:50,365 But the thing is, once I got to know Tahlia, she's unreal. 62 00:03:50,465 --> 00:03:54,035 Like you just gotta adapt your games a little bit for chick kids, I find. 63 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,537 - Oh. - They love pink. 64 00:03:56,638 --> 00:03:58,940 You know, anything pink. Just awesome. 65 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,041 You just like... 66 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:03,678 You wave a bit of pink in front of her and she's just like so fuckin' happy. 67 00:04:03,778 --> 00:04:05,179 Don't tell Mum. Did it hurt? Did it hurt? 68 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,949 But being a Dad, there's heaps of stuff you've gotta consider. 69 00:04:08,049 --> 00:04:10,451 Like shit like nudity. Like... 70 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,654 You're in front... You like come out of the bathroom or something... 71 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:14,589 You got your cock out. Like you don't want your kid to see it... 72 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:17,091 Especially a chick kid. So you make sure you cover up. 73 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:20,295 I have a policy of always covering up in front of kids. 74 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,362 Ah! 75 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,298 When I see him mucking around with Jake and Tahlia like that, 76 00:04:23,398 --> 00:04:26,401 I just think that's... that's real Blake, you know? 77 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,536 Get him away from the gang mates. 78 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:31,673 He's actually just a really lovely bloke. 79 00:04:31,773 --> 00:04:33,908 - Blake? - What? 80 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:36,177 - What are you doing? - Just a trick for the kids. 81 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,079 Well, hardly appropriate. 82 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:39,447 Oh, baby, yeah! 83 00:04:49,824 --> 00:04:51,459 Shit, man. 84 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,496 All right, fellas, in a chat circle, please. Form a chat circle. 85 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:59,467 Well we've just had Talib come back from his court case yesterday, and... 86 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,503 The results weren't too favorable, unfortunately. 87 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:06,574 The animal molestation charges were stacked up against him and, uh... 88 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,977 We were holding out some hope that his Mum might have something nice... 89 00:05:09,077 --> 00:05:12,880 To say about him, but, uh, apparently she was quite mean. 90 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:19,620 So he's got the 18 months imprisonment, which is devastating for him, and uh... 91 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,155 Mmm. 92 00:05:21,956 --> 00:05:27,462 I don't know what mother would do that to their own son, but, uh, I don't get it. 93 00:05:27,729 --> 00:05:30,431 Right, for those of you who don't know, we go all out on Family Day. 94 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,633 So we're down to the visitor's room this time... 95 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:36,571 We do Family Day four times a year. We invite the families along. 96 00:05:36,671 --> 00:05:40,742 It's a good opportunity for them to interact with their sons and, uh... 97 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:43,211 Share their lives inside Garingal. 98 00:05:43,311 --> 00:05:45,780 Full security measures will be in force. 99 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,883 So there's no touching, no hugging, no kissing. That includes babies. 100 00:05:48,983 --> 00:05:51,652 For most of these guys, it's the parents that come in. 101 00:05:51,753 --> 00:05:53,654 Uh, we do have brothers, sisters... 102 00:05:53,755 --> 00:05:56,924 Uh, girlfriends will often come in and visit, which is quite exciting. 103 00:05:57,025 --> 00:05:59,160 Can we take our girls into our cells and have a bit of quiet time? 104 00:05:59,227 --> 00:06:01,362 No. No. 105 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,930 We don't do conjugals for minors. 106 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:05,967 Hey, Jacob, you know if we did I'd take your sister in there. 107 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:07,635 - Shut the fuck up. - Come on. 108 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,971 Settle down, guys. I don't have to do this. 109 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:11,706 I'm doing this as a favor for you guys. 110 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,574 I'm an officer. It's not my job. 111 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:17,145 Now, clothes wise on the day, I want full uniforms, 112 00:06:17,412 --> 00:06:20,681 no rolled up sleeves, no cutoffs, no rolled-up trackies. 113 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:23,718 Ah, Penny's going to be bringing in her GHD hair straightener... 114 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,186 For those boys who want to straighten their hair, and 115 00:06:25,286 --> 00:06:26,921 - spruce themselves up for the young ladies. - Thanks, Legs. 116 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:30,258 Hey, Gran, what if my Mum brings in my dog and Talib tries to wank it? 117 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:34,996 That's an old joke. It was funny the first time. It's not funny anymore. 118 00:06:35,096 --> 00:06:36,197 Sausage boy! 119 00:06:36,297 --> 00:06:38,266 Leave him alone. 120 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:40,601 Shut up or I'll cancel Family Day. 121 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,703 Is that what you want? 122 00:06:42,804 --> 00:06:44,539 Show a little bit of respect, please! 123 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:53,748 Is that Nathan, man? 124 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:55,249 Yeah, it is. 125 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:57,051 That's shit, 'cause Nath, like... 126 00:06:57,151 --> 00:07:00,488 He pulls way more chicks than me and he looks exactly the same as me. 127 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,324 Nathan! Get in the car. 128 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,127 We've gotta go home. Mum wants ya. 129 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,795 Nathan! 130 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,630 Like what's a chick thinking... 131 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:13,568 To choose a guy that doesn't fuckin' talk, is a little bit retarded... 132 00:07:13,668 --> 00:07:15,303 - He's fuckin' way retarded. - Weird, and... 133 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:18,806 When she could have the same shit, but like a decent bloke, 134 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,842 who's like funny and cool and that like me. 135 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:21,909 He knows how cool. 136 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,745 And it's shit though, 'cause like all the methods that Nath's using, 137 00:07:24,846 --> 00:07:26,881 to chat up chicks, and that he's learnt from me. 138 00:07:26,981 --> 00:07:29,050 It's like shit that I've taught you boys too. 139 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:30,818 - It's 'cause he's deaf. - Yeah, chicks love... 140 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,787 - They love the deaf thing. - That's weird, isn't it? 141 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,823 Oh, he's so cute. He doesn't he doesn't hear me. I love that shit. 142 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:38,025 Nath! Come on. 143 00:07:38,693 --> 00:07:41,796 Oh, no, he's sort of got this reputation in the last few months... 144 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,631 Of being like a ladies' man and that. 145 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:46,667 Like Nath's hooked up with that many fuckin' chicks. 146 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:50,505 Oh, not as many as me, like equal, but... 147 00:07:50,605 --> 00:07:52,573 Yeah, but all the chicks he's hooked up with are all the feral ones. 148 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,843 Yeah. Those chicks he was talkin' to this morning are pretty fuckin' feral. 149 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,145 Fuck yeah. 150 00:07:57,245 --> 00:07:59,180 He wouldn't get Chloe. 151 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,250 No one would get Chloe, though. Chloe doesn't like any blokes. 152 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:05,119 Chloe Garrity's this really fuckin' hot chick. 153 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:07,722 She works in the video shop. She's 19... 154 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:12,160 And she's never gone out with any blokes, hasn't hooked up with anyone in Dunt. 155 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,595 Like she goes down to Adelaide and stuff apparently 156 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,364 and goes to like nightclubs and shit. 157 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,599 - But, like... - Yeah. 158 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,236 Around here, she's just, she's sort of, you can't...she's untouchable. 159 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:23,538 She's a bitch. 160 00:08:23,638 --> 00:08:25,806 I reckon I could get her. Like, if I... 161 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:28,276 - Huh. Like if I used my... - Dude, as if, man. 162 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:29,744 You'd have no chance whatsoever. 163 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:33,147 If I tried my hardest, I reckon I could get Chloe Garrity. 164 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:35,149 No way. You wouldn't have no chance. No way. 165 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,818 Well, maybe prove me wrong. Let's go there and I'll show ya. 166 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:43,124 Right. Oi... 167 00:08:44,392 --> 00:08:47,094 - Oi, she can see us, idiot. - Yeah, it's good if she can see us. 168 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:49,931 - Who cares? - It's phase one, boys. 169 00:08:50,031 --> 00:08:53,968 Getting noticed. Try and act tough. 170 00:08:57,071 --> 00:09:00,408 Hold toughness! Oh. 171 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:04,178 Don't fuckin' copy my move, dickhead. 172 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:05,813 - Fuck you, man. - Well, what... 173 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,817 What fuckin' homos hang out two, two dudes at the front of their car doin' that shit? 174 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,953 - Exactly, man. - Well, don't copy my shit. 175 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:13,588 - She's seen us. - What are you gonna do next? 176 00:09:13,688 --> 00:09:15,723 - You can't just stand here. - Phase two, boys. 177 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:16,924 Phase two. 178 00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:29,604 Do you reckon she noticed that? 179 00:09:29,704 --> 00:09:30,871 - Yeah, easy, man. - Yeah, she knows. 180 00:09:30,972 --> 00:09:32,506 Right, let's go in, boys. 181 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:35,643 - Show off your skill, big boy. - Shut the fuck up. Shut up. 182 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:36,844 I know what I'm doin'. 183 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,079 Dude, she's gonna get suss. 184 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:40,581 - Where is she? - Fuck, I don't know. 185 00:09:42,183 --> 00:09:43,351 Where'd she go? 186 00:09:43,451 --> 00:09:44,619 Can I help you guys with something? 187 00:09:44,719 --> 00:09:47,888 Um, nah. Just chillin'. Just browsin'. 188 00:09:49,223 --> 00:09:50,725 All right. 189 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:53,527 All right, I've got a plan. Come here. 190 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,467 What the fuck are they doin'? 191 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,603 Oi. 192 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,039 Oh, it's a porno. 193 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,110 - I've got a plan. I've got a plan. Hold that. - Oh. 194 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,778 All right, check this out. 195 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,014 Oh, look at that shit. 196 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:16,017 See this, guys? Video card. 197 00:10:19,654 --> 00:10:21,455 Gimme this. 198 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:26,460 - Hey, Chloe. Do you need my card at all? - Hi. 199 00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:35,836 Is my card warm at all, did you notice? 200 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,038 Why? 201 00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:39,407 - 'Cause it's been on my dick. - What? 202 00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:42,977 Nothing. I'm just... 203 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,613 Just wondering if I could rent this movie. 204 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,686 And are you in it? And would you wanna be in it with me? 205 00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:54,889 Dan, can you fuck off? 206 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:57,725 All right. Can I have my card? 207 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,429 Get in the car. Boys, get in the car. 208 00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:02,830 Come on, boys, let's roll. 209 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,365 Get in the fuckin' car! 210 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,205 All right, guys, sleep tight. I'll leave the light on. 211 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:12,773 - I'll be back to turn it off later. - Do the trumpet! 212 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,141 Do the trumpet! 213 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,543 No, Mum doesn't like it when I do the trumpet. 214 00:11:15,643 --> 00:11:16,811 - Do the trumpet! - All right, guys... 215 00:11:16,911 --> 00:11:18,646 All right. What sound does a trumpet make? 216 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:25,653 Oh, disgusting. Kareena, the kids are doing farts up there. 217 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,289 - You're so disgusting. - They are. 218 00:11:28,389 --> 00:11:30,524 - Could you not do that? - They're your kids. 219 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:31,926 Yeah, they're my problem in the middle of the night. 220 00:11:34,595 --> 00:11:35,830 Is that Hunter? 221 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,465 No, he'd go round the back. 222 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:42,002 Harrow, I got Chinese takeaway for you. 223 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,739 - Ashley, Jesus. - Let me in you fuckwit. 224 00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:46,107 - Jesus, mate. - How you been, all right? 225 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:47,641 - Good to see ya. - What's going on? 226 00:11:47,742 --> 00:11:49,910 - Bloody hell! When did you get out? - Today. 227 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,412 You just got out and you came straight here? 228 00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,315 - Yeah. Fuckin' right house. - Jesus, mate. Do you remember Kareena? 229 00:11:54,415 --> 00:11:56,384 Good day, Kareena. How're you goin? 230 00:11:56,484 --> 00:11:58,986 - Jeez, you're lookin' good, mate. - Thanks, mate. Prison food. 231 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,689 - Fuckin' best diet you could ever go on. - Yeah? Awesome! 232 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,524 Shit, we got heaps to catch up on. 233 00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:05,526 - Fuckin' oath we do. - Yeah, can I get you a beer, mate? 234 00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:08,028 - Yeah, sweet. - Can you grab us a couple of beers? 235 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,398 Unreal. Can't believe you're here, mate. 236 00:12:10,498 --> 00:12:12,333 - This is awesome! - I know, right. 237 00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:17,004 Slap my elbow you do it like this 238 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,173 Gran, do we have to do it with this gay arse song? 239 00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:21,976 Yes, we do. I'm not having bad language music for the parents. 240 00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:23,677 Talib, a bit more effort from you please, mate. 241 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:28,149 Come on, get into it. This is it, guys. Full energy on this one. 242 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:31,419 Crump it. Crump it. Crumping, crumping, crumping. 243 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,556 Spin, spin, down and lean. 244 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:37,958 Forward. Up... 245 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,861 Bang. Fist it. Attitude, attitude. 246 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:43,230 Hold your pose. Up please, Imran. 247 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,834 Much more energy required when we're there for the parents. 248 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,569 Oh, you should be very pleased with yourself. 249 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:51,505 Yeah, the boys have devised it, mostly. It's very, very modern. 250 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,474 It's that style that they're into. 251 00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:57,044 Yeah, I can see that. And great to see Talib involved the way he is. 252 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,647 - Yes, he's a good boy. - Coming along all right? 253 00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:01,549 Not talking, still, but... 254 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:02,650 - Oh, still? - Yeah. 255 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,485 But listen, I'd better go. I've got something else on. 256 00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:06,454 But, anyway I'm seeing you after lunch. 257 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,255 What's lunch? What are we doing? 258 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,192 Ruth? Remember the performance review? I told you about it this morning. 259 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,194 - Your memory's getting shocking. - Oh yes, yes. 260 00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:14,628 Yes, performance review. 261 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:15,863 - I'll see you then, yes. - Yeah? 262 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,498 - Okay, see you after lunch. - I'd better get back to this lot. 263 00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:19,366 - Great, see you then. - I'm going to crack the whip. 264 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,734 All right, fellas. 265 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,971 - Can I use it this afternoon, though? - No. 266 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,941 What? Why not? Mum, why not? 267 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,410 - Just listen to what Steve says. - Well... 268 00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:31,345 Hey, I just told you. I told you why not before... 269 00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:33,714 You've been irresponsible in the main street, and I've seen the way you drive it. 270 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,382 How was I fuckin' irresponsible? 271 00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:39,119 Ah, mate, what... The burnouts you do out here in the paddocks. 272 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:43,657 I need it this afternoon, so can I use it? 273 00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:44,758 No. 274 00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:47,194 You're a fuckin' dickhead then. Thanks a lot. 275 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:52,099 Well our little mish this morning to the video shop with Chloe didn't go 276 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,101 exactly according to plan. 277 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:58,072 But the thing is, I reckon hot chicks are always bitches. 278 00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:02,476 Like I reckon, like feral chicks, they're always really nice. 279 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,245 - Have you noticed how nice they are? - Yeah. 280 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:07,314 'Cause that's because they're like trying to make up for not being hot. 281 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,584 Like they sort of have to try harder to get dudes' attention. 282 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,921 We came up with this plan that we're gonna do... 283 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:18,025 Which is that I'm gonna call the video shop, right, and I'm gonna pretend that I'm Nathan. 284 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,660 Right, it's ringing. It's ringing. 285 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:28,002 Hello, this is Nathan Sims. Hi, Chloe. 286 00:14:30,905 --> 00:14:37,144 Um, Chloe, I like you and want to go out with you. 287 00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:39,880 Yep. 288 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,353 Yep. Okay. 289 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,454 Okay. 290 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:52,192 I'll come into the shop then. Bye. 291 00:14:53,127 --> 00:14:55,896 Fuck, she fell for it. She fuckin' fell for it... 292 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:59,033 Seriously, she thought I was Nath. She thought I was him. 293 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,635 Fuck, man. I swear, I'm gonna wear his clothes. 294 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,871 I'll just go in, wearing his clothes. 295 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,406 Fuck, man, just choose the shit. 296 00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:08,509 Seriously, if she thinks I'm Nath, she's gonna put out, man. 297 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,344 Fuck, man, I can't believe it! 298 00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:14,048 No, it's been pretty quiet just teaching and that. 299 00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,950 What about Packo? You spoken to him? 300 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,687 Mmm, nah. He's a fuckwit. Why would I talk to him? 301 00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:22,890 I heard he's claiming Blakey's as a Fennel Hell Man break. 302 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,158 - Yeah, he's a nob. - What a fuckin... 303 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,693 He's a fuckin' nob, that bloke. 304 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:28,963 He fuckin' shot your balls off, mate. He shoulda gone down for that shit. 305 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:30,431 Mmm, it's ancient history, mate. 306 00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:33,634 - Oi, You two, back to bed. - Back to bed, you guys. 307 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,035 Kids. 308 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:38,572 Hey, you know Blake's been offered a Billabong Legends of Surfing tour? 309 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,542 - No way. That'd be all time. You doin' it? - Yeah. Nah. 310 00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:43,243 - Yeah, he said no. - Really? 311 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:45,145 - Nope, too much on. - Well if you're not feelin' it, mate. 312 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,014 Not feeling it. Just like... 313 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:50,384 Just gotta keep an eye on stuff here with the boys and that. 314 00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:54,021 Yeah, I'm serious about Packo, mate. If he shot my fuckin' balls off... 315 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,056 He would have dead, fuckin' dead by now. 316 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,893 Yeah, you're different to me, mate. You hold grudges, mate. You're like... 317 00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:01,762 I get over stuff. You don't get over stuff. 318 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,130 Yeah, look what he done! 319 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,633 Yeah, but that's you, mate. I'm different. 320 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:09,737 Yeah, fair enough. Hey mate, would it be all right for me to borrow the van? 321 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,906 Yeah, the van. What are you gonna do? You just gonna cruise around tonight? 322 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:14,908 Just go see a few people I know. 323 00:16:15,009 --> 00:16:17,111 Yeah, for sure, mate. Nah, I'll give you the keys. 324 00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:19,813 Oh, babe. Um, you gotta drop the kids off tomorrow morning. 325 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,282 - 'Cause I've got that early start, remember... - Kareena, chill. 326 00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:25,285 - It's his car. - No, it's cool, mate. Go visit your loved ones. 327 00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,154 - No, there you go, mate. - Sweet, mate. You're a champ. 328 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,490 - Enjoy it, enjoy it. Have a good night. - No, no worries, man. 329 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,659 Hey, little fella. How are ya? 330 00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,927 What's wrong. Superman? Your undies too tight? 331 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,929 Hey, little buddy. What are you doin'? 332 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:38,465 So good to see you, mate. I'm stoked that you're out. 333 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:42,770 Likewise. Hey, I'll come past tomorrow and drop off the van. 334 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,872 I just don't get why you're being all gnarly about it. 335 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:46,707 I'm not being gnarly. He's a bloody drug dealer. 336 00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,075 He's not a drug dealer. He got set up. 337 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,276 Blake, I don't care. 338 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,011 I don't him round the kids. He gives me the creeps. 339 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,780 - Well... - And you're an idiot giving him the van. 340 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,816 What am I supposed to do, babe? He's gotta go and visit his family and stuff. 341 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,651 - He's been in jail for three years. - Oh, for God's sake... 342 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,688 You believe anything he says just 'cause he's got the same stupid bloody tattoo as you. 343 00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:02,423 - Yeah! Why would he lie to me? - I told you, I really don't trust him. 344 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,592 And, I don't want people like this in our lives anymore, okay? 345 00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,528 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 346 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:12,700 All right, guys, once you've done your hair then you can line up at the door, please. 347 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,102 Excellent, right, guys, if you need to go to the dunny... 348 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,805 Go now, 'cause we won't be allowed to go later. 349 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:21,208 How are you going, Talib? 350 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:25,646 Neaten yourself up. So Mum's coming today, is she? 351 00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:27,748 She bringing Grandma or anyone else? 352 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:33,020 Just Mum, is it? Well, I look forward to meeting her. 353 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:36,223 Are you excited to see Mum? 354 00:17:36,457 --> 00:17:38,492 Good, I thought you might be. 355 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,269 Oh, hello. Hello, Ruth Sims. Good to meet you. 356 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,438 Mohamed's doing very well. 357 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,773 He's a lovely boy. 358 00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:56,110 All right, well have a great time. Remember, no touching. 359 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,578 And you're the sister, are you? 360 00:17:57,678 --> 00:18:00,280 - No, cousin. - Oh, cousin. 361 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,549 - You're the sister. - Yes. 362 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,552 - I love your outfit. Very colorful. - Thank you. 363 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:15,996 Now when you spoke to Mum, she said she was coming, right? 364 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,800 Well, she's probably stuck in traffic or something. 365 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,569 Don't worry. 366 00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:25,939 On behalf of the people at Garingal, we'd like to welcome you all to our Family Day. 367 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,341 I hope you enjoy our dance. 368 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,383 Slap my elbow you do it like this 369 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:40,020 Slap my elbow you do it like this 370 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,822 Slap my el Slap my bow 371 00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:43,791 Slap my el Slap my bow 372 00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:45,459 Slap my el Slap my bow 373 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:49,730 Now Mum's not here, mate, but it doesn't mean she doesn't love you, okay? 374 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,267 So why don't you pop up and dance with the other boys? 375 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,136 Don't let them see that it's getting to you, all right? 376 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,105 Do it for me, mate. 377 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,174 Pop up. 378 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,015 Step one put your arm in front 379 00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,550 Step two 380 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,422 All right, boys, just act normal, okay? 381 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,227 All right, you gotta do this shit, man. It's gonna fuckin' work. 382 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,095 All right, I look like him? 383 00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:23,463 - Yeah. - Check this out. 384 00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,899 - That looks like Nath? - Yeah. 385 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,534 You' re cool, man. 386 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,670 Wish me luck. 387 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,345 Hi, Chloe, it's Nathan. 388 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,147 Dan, what are you doing here? 389 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,815 It's not Daniel. It's Nathan. 390 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:44,418 - Dan, I know it's you. - No... 391 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,888 It's Nathan. You told me to come in on the phone, so... 392 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,591 Yeah, I was clearly joking. 393 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,025 Well... 394 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:55,462 Dan, I knew that was you that was calling and pretending to be Nathan. 395 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,030 Do you wanna go out or something? 396 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,399 I see you lurking around here all the time. 397 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,935 You freak me out. I don't want to go out with you. 398 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,404 - Seriously, piss off. - But, you like me. 399 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,373 - No, I like Nathan. - You... 400 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,743 - I can tell you guys apart! - Well, I am Nathan, so... 401 00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:11,979 Dan, I know it's you. 402 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:13,680 I'm wearing his clothes. 403 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,215 I'm wearing my own clothes. 404 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,984 You guys live together. 405 00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:20,287 - Dan, seriously, seriously. - It's Nathan. It's Nathan. 406 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,222 - I'm trying to work. - Stop calling me Daniel. 407 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,858 - My name's Nathan. - Go away! Go away. 408 00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:25,893 No. 409 00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:28,929 I've had a horrible day and you're just making it worse. Please, go away. 410 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:30,764 I don't wanna go away, cause I'm not even Daniel. 411 00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:32,532 - Dan, piss off! - I'm Nathan. 412 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:36,270 - Go, ugh... Oh my God, you're pissing me off. - It's a shop, anyway. 413 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,471 - Go away. - I don't... 414 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,040 - I don't have to go 'cause it's a shop. - You're a fucking weirdo. 415 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,242 Seriously, can you go away? 416 00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:46,546 You're actually freaking me out. Can you piss off? 417 00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:50,918 - All right. Cool. - Seriously. Thank you. 418 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,555 - Aw, dude. - Go. Let's go. 419 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:59,993 Just go. She's a bitch. 420 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,828 I thought she fucking fell for it. 421 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:02,930 Dude, did she take the bait, man? 422 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,131 She's a bitch. 423 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:08,735 If you'd like to follow me. This is the mural that the fellas have been working on. 424 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,838 Uh, what I've asked the boys to do is to depict themselves, 425 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:14,441 holding an item which is most precious to them. 426 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:18,512 So as you can see... Is that your iPod there? That's Marlon with his iPod. 427 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,348 Yeah. And Jacob's most precious item is his dick. Check it out. 428 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,783 Settle down! 429 00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:24,885 Hey, Gran, show them you. 430 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:29,389 Yes, this is me here, holding my precious... Item which is my guinea pig, Kerrie Ann. 431 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,958 Look at Penny. She's got her hand on your arse. 432 00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:32,759 Her precious item is your arse. Gran. 433 00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:35,128 All right, very amusing. 434 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,563 Pussy on pussy. 435 00:21:37,331 --> 00:21:40,200 Excuse me, Jacob! Not appropriate! 436 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,570 - Be sensible. Be sensible, please. - Pussy on pussy, you like that! 437 00:21:44,171 --> 00:21:46,640 Shut up, or I'll call the whole fucking thing off. 438 00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:49,176 - All of you! Now... - Quiet down. 439 00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:52,145 I want you to take this opportunity to show your friends and your family 440 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:53,947 and your loved ones around the mural. 441 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:58,085 And use it as an opportunity to explain what life is like inside Garingal. 442 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:03,724 Chicks are really cool, but you don't actually need 'em. 443 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,759 'Cause I reckon like you get a girlfriend, right, and... 444 00:22:05,859 --> 00:22:09,062 You think it's going to be all good and that, but it's actually annoying. 445 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,430 - It's shit. - Fuck, yeah. 446 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,566 Like you feel so tied down to 'em and that. 447 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,002 - Trapped. - It's shit. 448 00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:17,471 None of us have ever had real girlfriend. 449 00:22:18,305 --> 00:22:20,507 - Yeah, 'cause we're too busy having fun. - Yeah. 450 00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:24,378 Oi, what are you doin'? 451 00:22:24,478 --> 00:22:27,848 We were thinking that we might hang out with the feral chicks, just chill with them. 452 00:22:27,948 --> 00:22:29,983 Just to see what happens. They seem pretty nice. 453 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,419 - What are you doin' tonight? - Nothin'. 454 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,125 You seen anyone else around? 455 00:22:38,225 --> 00:22:39,426 Nah, no one. 456 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:43,063 I'm not to get a girlfriend and that, 'cause they're feral as, but... 457 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,197 Just someone to talk to and shit. 458 00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:46,666 - Yeah, just talk to 'em. - That's it. 459 00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:49,369 Like, if I said to the ferals like, 460 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,372 "I want two of youse to give me a blowie tonight." 461 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,141 - I reckon they'd come over. - They probably would, yeah. 462 00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:55,609 Catch ya! 463 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,947 Whoo! Yeah! 464 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:05,619 Yeah, I'm pretty much over hot chicks. Theyjust don't interest me anymore. 465 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,756 - What the fuck! - Is that Nathan? 466 00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:12,359 - Yeah, that's him. - What the fuck is he doin'? 467 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,094 Oi, Nathan! 468 00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:15,862 Oh, dude, that is Nathan. 469 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:22,169 What are you doin'? Get in the car. Mum wants ya. 470 00:23:22,269 --> 00:23:23,403 See ya, Nathan. 471 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,372 - What a fuckin' nob. - You smug little bastard. 472 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:28,408 - Hi, boys. - Hi. See ya. 473 00:23:29,443 --> 00:23:30,444 Fuck. 474 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,182 Dickhead. 475 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:40,153 Have you fucked her? She only fuckin' likes you 'cause you're deaf. 476 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:44,658 - You've been here all night. - Hey, chill, chill. 477 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,726 - It's just questioning... - I swear to God... 478 00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:49,696 Yeah, the police came to the door and arrested Blake. 479 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:54,568 I'm just in so much shock. Um, they said that... 480 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:58,572 Apparently Jeff Packard's been shot and he's in intensive care, and, uh... 481 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:01,441 Blake's van was seen driving away from the shooting. 482 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,210 So, they think that he was in the van, when he wasn't. 483 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:05,078 I mean, he was here with me. 484 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:07,614 - Back up, please. Back up. - It's all good, babe. It's all good. 485 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,116 - I don't think I can take this anymore, Blake. - It's all good. 486 00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:11,852 Bloody Mucca Mad Boys and that prick, Ashley... 487 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,921 I just don't know how to stop it, you know? 488 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,358 I just don't know how to stop these boys from doing this. 489 00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:27,501 Now I thought we were talking these days. 490 00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:32,405 Are we or are we not? Yes or no? 491 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:35,442 Yes. 492 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:37,144 Right, I thought so. 493 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,683 I've got to say, this whole silent thing's really starting to piss me off. 494 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,754 So, when am I going to find out a little bit more about you, Talib? 495 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:51,124 We've got 18 months together, now. 496 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,964 All right, here's an idea. 497 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:05,205 You tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets, and I'll tell you one of mine. 498 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:08,041 All right? 499 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,177 Okay. 500 00:25:10,911 --> 00:25:12,646 All right, you go first. 501 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:20,654 My Mum doesn't come and see me because she hates me! 502 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,758 Well, that's rubbish. 503 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,928 Mums always love their boys. It's human nature. 504 00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:30,931 So, you're wrong there. That's... 505 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:34,301 That's rubbish, and that's not a secret, anyway. 506 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:36,603 That's just you thinking something that's not true. 507 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,475 And what's yours? 508 00:25:42,776 --> 00:25:43,777 Ahh. 509 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:49,749 My secret. Well... 510 00:25:52,953 --> 00:25:55,121 Not many people know my secret. 511 00:25:58,858 --> 00:25:59,859 Only Penny. 512 00:26:01,795 --> 00:26:04,931 It's a very big secret, so you can't tell anyone, all right? 513 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,271 I have a disease called Alzheimer's. 514 00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:15,442 Do you know what that is? 515 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:17,978 Not really. 516 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:23,316 It's a disease of the brain, where you... 517 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:28,355 You get very silly and forgetful and you start to forget things, and... 518 00:26:28,455 --> 00:26:31,224 You get more and more forgetful until you forget everything. 519 00:26:32,525 --> 00:26:37,697 Actually be quite funny at times. Drives Penny mad. 520 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:42,168 Can they fix it? 521 00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:48,408 No. But that's okay. We'll be all right. 522 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:56,016 That sun's full on. You got sunscreen on? 523 00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,486 We need to get you some sunscreen or you'll get burnt. 524 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:07,060 Look at you, handsome. 525 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,529 Nice uniform. Sergeant Sims. 526 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:12,399 Daniel hurt my feelings. I'm running away forever. 527 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:13,900 Well, Nathan's gone missing. 528 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,436 - What are the tracks telling you? - Well, he's heading off in this direction. 529 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:17,671 Big duffer! 530 00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:20,407 Nathan! So you reckon he might be up here? 531 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,676 Oh, fuck! thought it was his head. 532 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:26,613 Well, today, we are at the Ushi Cola ad campaign shoot! 533 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,782 - Ahh! - You're not actually going to do the stunt. 534 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:30,050 What do you mean, I'm not going to? 535 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:33,720 It's the magic of television, Tim. You jump up, leg over. 536 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,088 You say your line to the camera. 537 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:37,724 What he don't know don't hurt him. Ushi Gay! 538 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,259 No way! What the hell? 539 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,261 Stop embarrassing me in front of the whole crew. 540 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:43,363 We don't always get what we want. 541 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:45,098 I'm out on bail. 542 00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:47,200 Kareena and the kids have left. 543 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,769 I don't know if it'd be such a great loss if she... I mean, it'd be a great loss. 544 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:51,571 Blakey! 545 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,206 You know, we just want to look after Blake. 546 00:27:53,306 --> 00:27:54,841 The boys really know how to have fun. 547 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:56,810 - Farts on fire? - I! I'd be up for lighting farts. 548 00:27:56,910 --> 00:28:00,747 Go a bit more metrosexual, a bit more like Jesse's style. Mucca, Mucca, Mucca! 549 00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,415 Oi, oi, oi! 550 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:05,251 I'm not gay! I've never been gay. 551 00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:06,853 Good shot. 552 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:09,089 Why are there so many naked photos of me as a kid? 553 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:11,157 Were you and Dad pedophiles or something?