1 00:00:10,245 --> 00:00:13,615 Go on, get off. Get off. Get down. 2 00:00:13,715 --> 00:00:15,650 Piss off, bitch! Fuck off. 3 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:16,785 - Piss off, Daniel! - I'm sleeping on it. 4 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:18,920 Well, I got here first. 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,989 I'm going to sleep, everyone, so... 6 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,791 I worked out this thing, right, 7 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:26,895 that if your family thinks you're asleep, then they say shit about you. 8 00:00:26,995 --> 00:00:28,229 I'm going to sleep, everyone. 9 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:32,000 So, what I've started doing is, I, like, fake being asleep. 10 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,703 So I act like I'm asleep, just faking it. 11 00:00:34,803 --> 00:00:38,273 And if you fake it for long enough, then your family starts talkin' about you. 12 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,975 Guys, I'm asleep, so if you wanna talk about whatever... 13 00:00:41,076 --> 00:00:42,777 Talk about me, or whatever. 14 00:00:42,911 --> 00:00:45,714 I'm not gonna hear it, 'cause I'm asleep. Okay? 15 00:00:45,814 --> 00:00:48,249 I'm actually really good at acting asleep. 16 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:50,318 So I know all the things to do to act it. 17 00:00:50,452 --> 00:00:51,986 So you snore. 18 00:00:53,922 --> 00:00:57,559 You sort of make a weird noise, like, as if you're asleep. 19 00:00:57,659 --> 00:01:00,328 And just keep your eyes really still. 20 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,998 And then, man, my family can't help themselves. 21 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,801 Oi, Tys. Tys. Tyson. 22 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,636 Just talk about whatever, mates. 23 00:01:08,737 --> 00:01:10,505 Like, Mum was goin' on about... 24 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:13,742 'Cause I was tryin' out for Dunt footy team, right, 25 00:01:13,842 --> 00:01:14,943 she goes to Nath, 26 00:01:15,043 --> 00:01:17,045 "Oh, I don't reckon Daniel's gonna make it 27 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,280 "because he's not that good this year." 28 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:20,815 And I was so fuckin' pissed off. 29 00:01:20,982 --> 00:01:23,685 Mum? Mum, I'm asleep, so... 30 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:26,054 Whatever you say, I probably won't hear it, so... 31 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:31,192 What? What did you say? 32 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:36,397 Mum? 33 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:24,145 Tell us about your exciting new music, 34 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,480 and your album launch. 35 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,917 Well, yeah. I get outta here in one week, motherfuckers. 36 00:02:29,017 --> 00:02:31,052 And then I'm gonna have my showcase. 37 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:34,589 And my new album's gonna be called The Real Me. Yeah. 38 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,326 Read that shit. 39 00:02:38,393 --> 00:02:39,727 Oh. 40 00:02:39,828 --> 00:02:42,797 "What message do you have for all your hatters?" 41 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:45,600 What the fuck? It's "haters," not "hatters." 42 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,502 Read that shit. Read it. 43 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:50,705 "What message do you have for all your haters?" 44 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:55,109 You wanna do this shit, or not? You said you wanted to do this shit. 45 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:57,445 You know what? I don't wanna do this. 46 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,214 I already told you I don't wanna fuckin' do it. 47 00:02:59,314 --> 00:03:01,249 Why'd you say you wanna do this shit? 48 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,551 I don't fuckin' wanna do it. It's dumb. 49 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,855 I'm gettin' my shit on for my album launch. 50 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:10,124 I got Lasquisha, she gonna be my backup dancer. 51 00:03:10,225 --> 00:03:13,595 I got Danthony, he gonna be lookin' after the music side of shit. 52 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:16,497 Are you ready for somethin' really motherfuckin' exciting? 53 00:03:16,598 --> 00:03:17,932 Here it is, yeah. 54 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:21,202 Yeah, motherfuckers. Yeah, the resurrection is here. 55 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,205 S-dot-mouse, exclamation mark is back. 56 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,574 The future has arrived, motherfuckers. 57 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,776 I want my show to be tight, you know? 58 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:33,181 I'm gonna come on stage, I'm gonna blow all them motherfuckers' minds. 59 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:36,351 They're gonna know that The King of Hip Hop is back. 60 00:03:36,451 --> 00:03:38,152 Freeze that shit there, baby. 61 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,457 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ready for me to play my new shit? 62 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:44,125 Play that track, Danthony. 63 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,793 Yeah. Yeah, we'll go on from there. 64 00:03:45,894 --> 00:03:49,530 People gonna be talkin' about my album launch like it's 65 00:03:49,631 --> 00:03:52,467 the resurrection of, 66 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:55,837 some kind of person, you know what I'm sayin'? 67 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,705 Like, it's gonna be so big. 68 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:01,242 Bigger than when Jesus got borned. You know what I'm sayin'? 69 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,011 Look at my ass in that shit. 70 00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:06,381 I come up with a lot of ideas to revolutionize my act. 71 00:04:06,481 --> 00:04:07,949 You gotta start with clothes, you know? 72 00:04:08,049 --> 00:04:11,019 When you're talking image, you're talking clothes. 73 00:04:11,119 --> 00:04:14,622 I'm goin' for a tight-fittin' bold color, as you can see. 74 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,392 Tight at the bottom, and they're kinda loose at the top. 75 00:04:17,492 --> 00:04:20,929 You walk onstage with this look, which motherfucker wearin' this shit? 76 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:22,196 No motherfucker. 77 00:04:22,297 --> 00:04:25,533 Kids, they're gonna be wearing this shit in a couple years from now, 78 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,335 maybe even one year from now. 79 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,671 I got "S-dot-mouse, exclamation mark" 80 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:32,106 embroiderized on the back there, you know what I'm sayin'? 81 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,908 Imagine that on the cover of the album. 82 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:36,144 - Nobody could get away with that. - Look at that shit. 83 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:39,380 S-dot-mouse, exclamation mark is back. 84 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,483 And he is some crazy, futuristic, 85 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,352 motherfucking nigga, you know what I'm sayin'? 86 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,654 Rather than goin' for the two ski boots, 87 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,157 I just got the one ski boot, you know what I'm sayin'? 88 00:04:49,257 --> 00:04:51,225 You got the one glove, you know. 89 00:04:51,326 --> 00:04:53,594 Just rock it with the one, you know? 90 00:04:53,695 --> 00:04:55,596 He's just silver, you know, he's a silver guy. 91 00:04:55,697 --> 00:04:57,098 No, he's not, he's red! 92 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:58,766 That shit look tight. 93 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,169 I'm here. I'm here. 94 00:05:01,269 --> 00:05:04,305 You gotta think outside the square if you wanna be remembered. 95 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,107 One. Two. 96 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,976 Bam. Yes. 97 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:20,555 We were on yard duty, Gran and I, 98 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,757 when the boys let us know what was going on. 99 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:24,993 I had to stay, so Gran ran back to the house 100 00:05:25,093 --> 00:05:26,961 with the boys who were on pig duty. 101 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:29,664 And, unfortunately it was a grim discovery. 102 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:33,001 Oh, God. Oh, God. 103 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,569 Oh, no! 104 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:36,237 Oh, Kerrie Ann. 105 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,605 We just found her like that, Gran. 106 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:40,975 We were feeding the pigs, and we just found her like that. 107 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:43,778 Well, I've had to hold things together this morning, 108 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:46,280 for the sake of keeping face. 109 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:50,585 But Kerrie Ann, no, she was the one. She was... 110 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,521 I think, of all of them to go, that's... 111 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,758 That's probably been the hardest one. So. 112 00:05:57,392 --> 00:06:01,195 I think only Penny knows how much that guinea pig meant to me. 113 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:06,734 So, yeah, I've been a little emotional this morning. 114 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,003 I try to remind myself that it's just an animal. 115 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:11,439 Looks like someone did it on purpose, I reckon. 116 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,142 Let's not jump to conclusions, fellas. Anything could've happened. 117 00:06:14,409 --> 00:06:17,412 The boys think Talib's involved, because of his history. 118 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,647 I don't think he is. 119 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,682 My gut tells me he's not involved. 120 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:25,086 The problem is gonna be trying to maintain control. 121 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:27,889 I don't think the boys are gonna handle this thing very well at all. 122 00:06:27,989 --> 00:06:30,024 What happened when you was at Gran's house before? 123 00:06:34,295 --> 00:06:36,631 These bikes, can they go? 124 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,902 Mum and Steve, they're, like, freaking out about the wedding. 125 00:06:41,002 --> 00:06:44,272 They're all, like, nervous, and getting' all shitty about it. 126 00:06:44,372 --> 00:06:45,740 Where have you two been? 127 00:06:45,807 --> 00:06:46,974 Town. 128 00:06:47,075 --> 00:06:49,410 Daniel, you're supposed to be helping us... 129 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,847 It's like they think the whole world revolves around them and their wedding. 130 00:06:52,947 --> 00:06:55,483 - Come on, help your mum. - But I don't really give a shit. 131 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,918 We got a wedding on tomorrow. 132 00:06:57,018 --> 00:06:59,620 'Cause today, this awesome thing happened in town, right? 133 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:04,592 This truck ran off the main road, smashed through this fence, 134 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,861 and came about that close 135 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:10,231 to demolishing this house and killing all the people inside. 136 00:07:10,298 --> 00:07:11,265 Fuck, man! 137 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:13,468 Me and Black Daniel came up with this idea, right? 138 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:16,270 'Cause you know how The Legends are coming to Nath's farewell party? 139 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:17,905 Well, Gran, she's got, 140 00:07:18,139 --> 00:07:22,043 RSVP'd from Blake Oakfield and Tim Okazaki. 141 00:07:22,143 --> 00:07:24,545 So we know they're definitely coming for sure. 142 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,447 But, S.mouse, she hasn't heard from him yet. 143 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:29,951 Imagine, like, gettin' squashed by that. It's like, "Aw, fuck!" 144 00:07:30,051 --> 00:07:31,686 So me and Black Daniel were thinkin', 145 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,288 we came up with this idea that we write to him, 146 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:37,058 and we say that this little kid 147 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:40,228 got squashed by a truck that ran off the road. 148 00:07:40,328 --> 00:07:42,063 Like, we just bullshit and tell him that that happened. 149 00:07:42,163 --> 00:07:44,098 We're gonna make it an Aboriginal kid and all. 150 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:48,102 Yeah. We're gonna say this Abo kid, right, got squashed by the truck. 151 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:51,305 And we really need S.mouse to come to Dunt, 152 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:53,574 to, like, help us all get over it, and shit. 153 00:07:54,175 --> 00:07:55,476 Aborigine kid. 154 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:56,611 All right, here we go. 155 00:07:56,711 --> 00:07:58,146 What about that one? Dot face. 156 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,580 Um, no, no. 157 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,048 Is that a dude, or... 158 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:02,517 Um, I'm not quite sure. 159 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,086 - What about this one? - Yeah. He looks the best. 160 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,854 Yeah, that's a good one. 161 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:10,057 Imagine if you found out that kid got squashed, you'd be here in a flash, man. 162 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,193 All right, I'll go through the letter. 163 00:08:12,293 --> 00:08:14,462 "Dear S.mouse, last night, a tragedy happened. 164 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,931 "A little Aborigine kid got squashed by a truck." 165 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,134 Um, do we give him a name? 166 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,236 What about... Wally. 167 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:24,038 That's fuckin' ridiculous, man. 168 00:08:24,205 --> 00:08:26,040 Yeah, that'll work. 169 00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:28,009 "His name was Wally, and he was seven. 170 00:08:28,109 --> 00:08:30,411 "Please, can you come to Dunt, and visit us to help us cope? 171 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,780 "We've already invited you to my twin brother, Nathan's, party. 172 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,149 "He's deaf, and he's being sent away to deaf school. 173 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,051 "And he loves your music. Even though he's deaf, 174 00:08:37,151 --> 00:08:39,153 "he listens to the vibrations through the speakers. 175 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:42,290 "If you come, you'll help the grieving town of Dunt get over the loss 176 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:45,193 "of a little Aborigine boy called" 177 00:08:45,293 --> 00:08:46,761 - Wally. - "Wally." 178 00:08:46,861 --> 00:08:48,729 - Yes. - Awesome. 179 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,598 - Dude, that is so gonna work. - Should we send it? 180 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,133 - Yeah. - Sent. There we go. 181 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:55,603 Sweet. This is fucking sick. 182 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,105 Make sure we go deep enough. 183 00:09:00,308 --> 00:09:03,177 We all right? Okay. Pop her in, thanks, Talib. 184 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,583 See ya, darlin'. 185 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,185 Okay. 186 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,457 Nice one, dog wanker. You killed Gran's favorite thing. 187 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:19,160 Stop it. He had nothing to do with it. 188 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:23,164 If you wanna spend the afternoon in Isolation, you're going the right way about it. 189 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:25,566 Be sensible for my sake, please. 190 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:29,437 Well, I tried to keep the burial as low-key as possible. 191 00:09:29,537 --> 00:09:31,038 I didn't want to make a big fuss. 192 00:09:31,105 --> 00:09:32,139 All right. 193 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,642 So far, so good with the Talib situation. 194 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,811 There's been a few whispers amongst the boys. 195 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,246 But, 196 00:09:38,713 --> 00:09:41,749 you know, fingers are being pointed a little bit, but, 197 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,384 well, I just hope that it doesn't escalate. 198 00:09:43,484 --> 00:09:47,321 Whoever wants to play Twister, come and line up here, please. 199 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,657 Talib, I'll get you playing, please. 200 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:53,194 My real concern is that if Talib retaliates to the provocation, 201 00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:55,596 he might find himself in Iso. 202 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,099 And that, that would not be a good place for him at this stage. 203 00:09:58,366 --> 00:10:00,468 Right, Marlon's playing. That's the four of us, then. 204 00:10:00,568 --> 00:10:02,169 And that's the team, right. 205 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,772 Hey, doggie. What happened to Kerrie Ann, mate? 206 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,607 - Shush, please, Marlon. - Did her up the ass? 207 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,744 Straight up there, didn't ya? 208 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:12,313 Come on, Legs, you're supposed to be good at this. 209 00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:15,116 Talib, you have your go, mate. 210 00:10:15,216 --> 00:10:17,118 - Hey. My go, fucker. - What'd ya get? 211 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:18,352 Why is it your go? 212 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,121 'Cause it goes clockwise. Don't you remember that, Gran? 213 00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:23,624 All right. Just let him go. It goes clockwise. 214 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,693 Go, mate. What'd you get? 215 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,362 Come on, speak, boy. Bark. Come on, bark. 216 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,097 - Leave him alone. - I'm teaching him how to bark. 217 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,532 All right. You've got feet, green. 218 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,167 He does know. Remember? 219 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,235 And hands, blue. 220 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:36,504 He knows how to whimper. 221 00:10:36,604 --> 00:10:38,105 Hey, man, get your dick outta my face. 222 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,540 Guys, leave him alone. 223 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,276 - Did you put the finger up her ass? - Shush! 224 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,377 Chill out, you two! 225 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,112 Come on, Gran, tell him to play properly. 226 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,814 He is playing properly. Leave him alone. 227 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,416 - Tell him to move the fuck over. - Hey, Talib. 228 00:10:48,516 --> 00:10:50,551 I've got a new name for you: The Guinea Raper. 229 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,454 'Cause I reckon you fucked Kerrie Ann before you killed her, didn't ya? 230 00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:55,456 I thought I saw sperm on her. 231 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:58,125 Guys. Talib, leave him alone! 232 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,260 Leave him alone! 233 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,029 Settle down, you two. Settle down. 234 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,598 Get off him, Brad! Brad, get off him! 235 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,468 Get down! Get down! 236 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,938 You bloody deserve that, Marlon! 237 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,674 I told you to settle down. 238 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:17,278 Back off, everyone! Shut up, everyone! 239 00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:20,581 - Yeah. - Yeah. 240 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,751 Yeah, yeah, this is the all-important photo shoot 241 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,319 for the album cover. 242 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:28,089 For The Real Me, my new, independent release. 243 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,025 You gimme directions, nigga. Yeah, what you want? 244 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,494 - Glasses off. Take 'em off. - Why don't you flex? 245 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:34,995 - You like that shit? - Yes. 246 00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:36,731 - Yeah, that's the album cover. - Bam! 247 00:11:36,831 --> 00:11:38,366 That's the album cover. Yeah. 248 00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:40,468 - Get those action shots. - Yeah, take that shit! 249 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:43,471 Question shit. You gotta question shit. Yeah. 250 00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:44,839 Nobody's doin' this, baby. 251 00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:46,540 - No one's doin' this shit. - Nobody. 252 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,076 'Cause that shit is from the future, if you know what I'm sayin'. 253 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,512 - Yeah, that shit. - Bam! Let's open up those flaps. 254 00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:52,913 Baby, you take these, eh? 255 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,050 The nipple shirt is a kind of iconic look. 256 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,487 If you know what I'm sayin'. Yeah, I think it's gonna take off with the kids. 257 00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:01,389 - Motherfuckin'. - Okay? 258 00:12:01,489 --> 00:12:03,157 That's a fuckin' great idea. 259 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,825 Yes. 260 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,628 Look at me, man, like you wanna kill the camera, yo. 261 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:10,297 Yeah, I wanna kill you, nigga. Yeah, yeah. 262 00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:13,501 Fashion. You gotta be fashion-forward in this industry. 263 00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:16,237 You can never have too much silver in the future. 264 00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:19,974 You gotta make shit up that don't exist, if you know what I'm sayin'. 265 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,442 Yeah, how am I lookin', baby? 266 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:22,910 - You look good. - Yeah. 267 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,412 - Turn around and act surprised. - Yeah, okay. 268 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,479 Bam! 269 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,149 - What about some kinda smooth shit? - Yeah. 270 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:30,584 ...two, three. - Jump. 271 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,186 Jump. And jump. 272 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,523 Jump. Yes. 273 00:12:35,623 --> 00:12:37,725 I'm gonna do a lie-down shot. Take that, babe. 274 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,627 - Okay. - A centerfold? 275 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:42,997 Yeah, a centerfold kinda thing. Like a foldout in the middle of the CD. 276 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,465 How's that shit? 277 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,835 Move around a little bit. 278 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,071 Is that good? Yeah, what about a bit of fist? 279 00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:53,040 - It works. That works. - Yeah? 280 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,710 What the fuck? 281 00:12:57,545 --> 00:13:00,147 Look at that shit. Why is that motherfucker so low? 282 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,583 Y'all trippin', yo. That ain't no paparazzi, bro. 283 00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:03,751 Keep posin', man. 284 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:07,254 This could be like a foldout, or a poster, or some shit. 285 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,356 You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah. 286 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:12,460 Get my feet, too. Feet to head. Yeah. 287 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,464 Well, Talib's got himself 288 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:18,933 two days of Isolation for the fight. 289 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:21,101 Which has been a real tragedy. 290 00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:25,439 It's gonna be quite the setback for him, when he was just starting to find his feet. 291 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:30,377 I've spoken to Julie about doing the initial, eight-hour shift on Iso, 292 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:32,012 just to ease Talib into it. 293 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,248 Not exactly five-star, is it? 294 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:39,086 It can be fairly tricky, first time 'round. It's not a fun place to be. 295 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,490 I usually avoid the Iso shift, 296 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:45,459 'cause it brings back a lot of bad memories for me. 297 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,863 That's where I lost my Tony 15 years ago. 298 00:13:48,963 --> 00:13:51,398 And, yes, you never forget them. 299 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:54,435 Hi, Justin. Right, I'm on tonight. 300 00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:57,771 So if there's anything you need, I'm here for you. 301 00:13:57,872 --> 00:14:00,674 Within reason, that is. All right. 302 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,344 Looks like I've got two non-talkers in tonight. 303 00:14:03,444 --> 00:14:05,246 Justin's not a happy camper at all. 304 00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:09,016 Yes, with he and Talib giving me the Mr. Silent treatment, 305 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,185 looks like it's gonna be quite a long shift. 306 00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:14,855 But, I'll do my best to keep them entertained. 307 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:20,628 And that's when I left boarding school, which was not fun times. 308 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,130 All right, joke time. Joke time. 309 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,999 Okay. 310 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,736 How many Iso kids does it take to cook a Lamington? 311 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,840 One to cook it, and the other to tell you to fuck off. 312 00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:36,810 All right. What else? 313 00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,412 You've done me wrong 314 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:40,548 Your time is up 315 00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:42,216 You took a sip just a sip 316 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,851 From the devil's cup 317 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,953 What other jokes do I know? 318 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,155 Jokes, jokes, jokes. 319 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,325 Hi, fellas. Did you want anything from the wine cellar? 320 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,294 I'll just go down and get it. 321 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,131 Um... 322 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,466 How do you root a prison officer? 323 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,570 Actually, I don't... 324 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,972 I don't know the answer to that one, I'm just thinking. 325 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,107 Trying to think of jokes that would appeal to you. 326 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,012 Guys, it's freezing in here. 327 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,916 Extra blankets, Talib. Come and grab 'em. 328 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,120 I don't know why it's so cold in here tonight. 329 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:21,922 There you go. 330 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,925 Take a couple of those, so you don't get itchy. 331 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,094 All right. 332 00:15:28,329 --> 00:15:31,031 Pop those on, it's freezing. You freezing? 333 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,901 Are you tired? 334 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,504 Go to sleep if you're tired. Don't stay up for my sake. 335 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,640 'Night-night. 336 00:15:41,976 --> 00:15:43,877 Bowl with me, Jamie. 337 00:15:43,978 --> 00:15:46,880 Jamie, will you get ready, please? 338 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:49,016 Boys, can you look after Kayden? 339 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,418 Uh, today's the day for Mum and Steve's wedding. 340 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:55,422 Yeah, me and Nath are best men, so fair bit of responsibility there. 341 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,291 Oi, is that straight? 342 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,393 We had to wear suits. 343 00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:01,629 So yeah, Nath's got one of Dad's old suits on. 344 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:04,565 I got my suit that we bought for my year-10 social. 345 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,634 But, yeah, it was before I had my growth spurt. 346 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:08,035 Oi, Mum! 347 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:11,238 The suit's too small. It's dividing my balls. 348 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,309 Shut the fuck up. At least I don't look like a clown, dickhead. 349 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,012 Nath's had the funniest idea. 350 00:16:18,112 --> 00:16:20,681 Like, he's gonna give Steve the rings, right? 351 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:21,749 Nath, do the ring thing. 352 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:26,220 But he reckons he's gonna give 'em to Steve in the ceremony on his middle fingers. 353 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,757 I can't believe you thought of that shit. Fuck, you're a funny bastard, Nath. 354 00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:34,128 I'm pretty excited after, 'cause, I'm looking after wedding entertainment. 355 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,363 So, yeah. Got a few things planned. 356 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,499 Me and my mates are gonna be doing some stuff there. 357 00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:39,733 So yeah, it should be good. 358 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,402 No fuckin' way. Get that shit off. 359 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,670 It looked good. 360 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,705 He's a fuckin' bloke dog. He's not wearing flowers. 361 00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:46,240 Stick it on Fuckos. 362 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,244 All right, guys. When Mum comes in, you gotta say she looks nice, all right? 363 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,346 That's what you're supposed to say to brides, okay? 364 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,514 No way. You say it. 365 00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:55,115 Fuckin' say it, or I'll punch ya. 366 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,485 And you too, Nathan. Don't fuckin' forget. 367 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,220 Guys, the guests are here. 368 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,555 You should be outside. 369 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,791 Oh, Mum, you like quite nice in that outfit. 370 00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,125 - What do you guys reckon? - Thanks, Daniel. 371 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,861 - Yeah, Mum, you look pretty. - Yep. Yep. 372 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,630 Fuckin' say it. 373 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,665 You're a little fuckwit, Nathan. I told ya. 374 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,467 Oh, Daniel, not today. 375 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,869 What? I'm the fuckin' nice one! 376 00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:19,239 Fuck. Thanks for getting me in trouble, dickhead. 377 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,144 - What the fuck? - Yeah, this is some bullshit. 378 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,613 Yeah, I'm pissed off. It turns out that that helicopter 379 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:29,550 that went over my house was the paparazzi. 380 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,085 "Slap my fat gut." 381 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,187 That shot ain't real. That ain't real. 382 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,823 - That definitely ain't real, man. - They fucked with that shit. 383 00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:38,058 And now they're sayin' lies about me. 384 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,794 They say I got fat since I been locked up. 385 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,596 "Lose some weight, nigga." 386 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,098 Motherfuck. 387 00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:47,434 "I used to have a crush on you. Now you could probably crush me. 388 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,702 "It's over, fat ass." 389 00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:49,903 Fuck you. 390 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,371 Delete that shit. 391 00:17:51,472 --> 00:17:55,442 Motherfuck. Anyone who believes that shit is a mother-ass-fucker. 392 00:17:55,576 --> 00:18:01,615 I got to say there, Junior, that the size of your meal portions lately has increased. 393 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:03,283 - Significantly. - What the fuck? 394 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,186 Look, you're 25 years old. Your metabolism is slowin' down. 395 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,621 You gotta watch your weight. 396 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:10,324 Do you not understand that this shit is fake? 397 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,725 They made that shit. 398 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,428 They fucked with the photo to make me look fat, to diss me. 399 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,230 It's motherfuckin' fake. 400 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:19,666 No, it's motherfuckin' denial is what it is. 401 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:22,669 See, you gotta get off this motherfuckin' scooter some time, man, 402 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,538 and engage in some 403 00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:28,041 incidental exercises for the first time in your life. 404 00:18:28,142 --> 00:18:30,711 Can you shut up? Can you shut up while I'm dealin' with this shit? 405 00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:34,248 You don't look this good at the age of 62 from sittin' on your ass. 406 00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:36,617 That's all I'm sayin'. That's all I'm sayin'. 407 00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:39,653 You gonna look like the Michelin Man in a minute. 408 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,989 It's a motherfuckin' fake photo. 409 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:45,259 Get that in your head, and don't give me your shit. 410 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,760 Motherfuck. 411 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,231 What's going... 412 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,133 Excuse me, excuse me. What's going on? 413 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,535 Who is it? Who is it? 414 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,937 I'm Ruth Sims, I'm a senior officer here! 415 00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:58,839 Talib? 416 00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:00,474 We got the call at 3:00 a.m. 417 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,410 And we just ran. The duty officerjust told us 418 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,846 that there'd been a suicide attempt in Isolation, 419 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:07,381 and an ambulance had been called. 420 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,450 Oh, Talib! You okay? 421 00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,986 Are you all right? What happened? Is it Justin? 422 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,422 It's Justin Keast. He's tried to hang himself with a blanket. 423 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,358 I looked away for one minute, and I don't know what happened. 424 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,828 Oh, no. Did he see anything? 425 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,229 No, no. He was asleep. 426 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,530 You were asleep, were you? 427 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,732 The ambos reckon he's gonna be all right, though. 428 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,901 - They think he'll be okay. - They reckon he's gonna be fine. 429 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,203 Well, that's a relief. 430 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,473 Oh, God. We gotta get you sorted. 431 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:35,375 You can't put him back in Iso, though. 432 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,344 No, no. God, no. He's not going back to Iso. 433 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,880 You're going back to your own cell tonight. 434 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,149 I don't know why there was blankets in there, anyway. 435 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,885 Any idiot knows there's no blankets and sheets in Isolation. 436 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,220 Yeah. 437 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,055 True. 438 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,858 Okay. We'll get you back to your cell. 439 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,896 And it's a love that Kerry and Steve wanted you all here today to witness. 440 00:19:56,330 --> 00:20:00,334 The bond of marriage is an important commitment to one another. 441 00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:05,405 A promise to love and care for each other for the rest of your lives. 442 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:08,342 And so, it's at this point in the ceremony 443 00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:12,212 that I ask our best man Nathan to pass us a ring. 444 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,555 I thought the wedding was gonna be boring as, 445 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,689 but it was pretty fun. 446 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:26,760 Like, the ring thing. When Nath did the ring thing, I pissed my pants. 447 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:30,264 Man, it was so fuckin' funny. Like, I couldn't stop laughing. 448 00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:32,599 And me and my mates, like, we knew it was comin'. 449 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,968 But, we were pissin' ourselves. 450 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,037 ...husband and wife. 451 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,111 It was good after, 'cause I got to give a speech. 452 00:20:44,211 --> 00:20:46,413 Then me and my mates did the wedding entertainment. 453 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:51,318 Yeah, when I first met Steve, I thought he was a bit of a dickhead. 454 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:55,923 And, if my real dad was here, I reckon he'd be pretty pissed off. 455 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,090 But... 456 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,559 Yeah, once you get to know Steve, he's all right. 457 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:03,230 And, I reckon my dad would want my mum to be happy, so... 458 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:07,167 So welcome to the family, Steve, and Kayden, and Fuckos. 459 00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:10,938 Now we will continue with the wedding entertainment 460 00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:12,839 that me and my mates have planned. 461 00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:18,245 First up, it's me and Nathan with freestyle rappin'. Go ahead. 462 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,949 Yeah, yeah 463 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:25,385 Marriage, marriage marriage, marriage 464 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,288 Steve, Steve I wanted you to leave 465 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,023 But you stayed for ages 466 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,892 Like dogs in cages 467 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,427 Yeah, yeah 468 00:21:33,527 --> 00:21:36,396 Mum, Mum we know you're not dumb 469 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,165 But you told us you like Steve 470 00:21:38,265 --> 00:21:40,300 You didn't want him to leave 471 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,735 Mum, Mum 472 00:21:41,835 --> 00:21:43,270 Wedding, wedding 473 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,738 Where is this heading? 474 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:47,641 Yeah, yeah, yeah 475 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,776 Now as I continue rapping 476 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,078 I want you to look around 477 00:21:51,178 --> 00:21:53,113 'Cause we got some more wedding entertainment 478 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:54,381 Me and my mates 479 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,116 It's Black Daniel with the BMX 480 00:21:58,085 --> 00:22:00,187 Yeah, yeah 481 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,289 Turn around, because it's Loki 482 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,591 And a skating demo on the skate ramp 483 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:05,792 Go, Loki 484 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,428 Yeah, yeah 485 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,930 Please, look up to the roof 486 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,466 Because it's Jayden, and a parkour demo 487 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,669 Yeah, yeah 488 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,505 Wedding, wedding Where is this heading? 489 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:21,742 Mum and Steve Mum and Steve 490 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:25,045 Steve, Steve What's up your sleeve? 491 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:28,882 Marriage, marriage marriage, marriage, yeah 492 00:22:28,949 --> 00:22:30,083 Stop. 493 00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:32,386 Thank you. 494 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,059 Listen, all you fans. 495 00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:41,762 You gotta hear this. I am not fat, okay? 496 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,864 You don't believe the shit that you read. 497 00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:47,134 I may have stacked on a tiny, little bit of weight since I been locked up, 498 00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:49,936 but I'm not as fat as them motherfuckers say I am. 499 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:52,272 They fucked with that photo. Look, motherfucker. 500 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,774 Does that look like fat to you? 501 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,776 That ain't fuckin' fat, you know what I'm sayin'? 502 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:58,445 I had to post a video blog to clear the air. 503 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:03,116 My real fans, they stickin' by me. They sendin' me positive messages. 504 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,585 They givin' me a boost, 'cause they know I'm hurtin'. 505 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,921 "I love you, S.mouse, and your music. 506 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:10,624 "Even if you get really fat, I still love you." 507 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:11,925 That shit ain't bad. 508 00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:14,261 - It's not good, though. - Uh, let me see. 509 00:23:14,361 --> 00:23:15,962 Any other shit in there? 510 00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:17,998 No. Wait. 511 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:19,666 No, no, no, no. 512 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,735 What the fuck did that say? 513 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,637 Nothin', nothin'. 514 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:27,507 What's funny, motherfucker? 515 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,177 Haters, bro. Don't worry, don't worry. 516 00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:32,779 Uh, that seems to be the only good one on this page, man. 517 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,182 There's gotta be some more shit in there. 518 00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:36,683 Ooh, okay. Wait, hold up. 519 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,785 Look at this kid from Australia, dawg. 520 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:42,222 He doesn't say anything about you being fat, but he says some nice shit. 521 00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:44,491 - Have a look. - Read that shit there. 522 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,795 He's got a twin brother. 523 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,497 He loves my music. 524 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,433 He wants me to go to Australia 525 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,103 'cause a little black kid got squashed by a truck. 526 00:23:56,203 --> 00:24:00,107 Man, that's fuckin' sick. Show me that picture. Oh, fuck, man. 527 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,875 What a waste. 528 00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:04,311 Read me some more positive shit. 529 00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:07,214 You're gettin' me down right now, motherfucker. 530 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:18,825 What the fuck? 531 00:24:19,493 --> 00:24:21,027 - What the fuck? - Who is it? 532 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:26,032 It's Lasquisha! She's dumpin' my ass! She's dumpin' me! 533 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,768 "I've been giving so much of myself to you lately, 534 00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:31,571 "I didn't even notice how fat you got yourself. 535 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:34,641 "I don't wanna be associated with a fat-ass nigga. 536 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:37,244 "I'm movin' on, S.mouse. Good luck with all your shit." 537 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,345 Smiley face. 538 00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:39,980 What the fuck is that? 539 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,282 - That's fucked up, dawg. - She's dumpin' me 'cause I'm fat? 540 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:44,651 Hey, Son, if you ask me, 541 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,921 that chipmunk-sounding bitch did you a huge-ass favor, man. 542 00:24:48,021 --> 00:24:49,589 She ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' bitch. 543 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:52,292 You think that's what I wanna hear right now, motherfucker? 544 00:24:52,392 --> 00:24:53,760 That's not helpful. 545 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,763 Hey, look, there was a time when your mama gained all that weight. 546 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,498 You know, and I was thinkin' about dumpin' her ass. 547 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:01,101 I probably should have. 548 00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:02,736 Could you shut the fuck up, please? 549 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:03,770 Motherfuck. 550 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:04,905 Hey, look, it's gonna be all right. 551 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,239 But I understand how she feels. 552 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,942 Nobody likes layin' up next to a big ol' fat-ass. 553 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:11,044 Shut the fuck up. 554 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,113 Man. 555 00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:18,218 Look, we've got to address what happened. 556 00:25:18,318 --> 00:25:21,021 You were the one, I think, that gave them those extra sheets. 557 00:25:21,488 --> 00:25:23,823 Yes, I did. I gave them a few, yes. 558 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:24,858 A few? 559 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,127 I've been told, enough to cover them five times over. 560 00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:28,862 - Now, look, really. - Well, it was... 561 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:31,565 The heat must've went out down there, 'cause... 562 00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:35,302 We should look into that, 'cause that's... They were very cold. 563 00:25:35,402 --> 00:25:37,137 - Hey. Come on. - I just wanted to help them. 564 00:25:37,237 --> 00:25:41,541 You know that the rule is that they have to have non-dangerous sheets. 565 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,210 - It's just... - Yeah. 566 00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:45,245 ...unacceptable. It's unbelievable. 567 00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:48,348 It was a very silly mistake, I... 568 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:53,153 I've never felt more terrible about something, Julie. 569 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:56,823 I feel terrible. 570 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,593 You're going to have to tell me what's going on here. 571 00:25:59,693 --> 00:26:02,963 You've left keys in the detainees' cells. 572 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,398 You've been turning up late for shifts. You've forgotten shifts. 573 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:09,669 You even forgot your performance review last week. What is going on? 574 00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:12,806 I don't know. I just... 575 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:15,475 I'm making silly mistakes. 576 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,944 Look, I've got to put the boys first. You know that. 577 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,913 Yes, I understand that. 578 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:24,217 You know that the next step for me is that I have to call in the department. 579 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:25,919 I'd rather you didn't 580 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:28,922 do that, because I... 581 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,958 I'm sorry, but you're going to have to talk to them. 582 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,794 Do you think they'll send me away? 583 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:40,800 Look, don't make this any harder. I hope not. I really hope not. 584 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:44,604 I don't wanna go. 585 00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:53,847 Tonight is my album launch, my showcase. 586 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:56,750 I got my trademark dance move. That's that shit there. 587 00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:59,352 ...dick off my shoulder Get your dick off my shoulder 588 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,954 Slap your elbows, asshole! 589 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,656 I'm sensing some hatin' in the room. 590 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,658 Maybe my new album is bad. 591 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:05,992 He's had an epiphany. 592 00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:07,894 Some nigga got squashed in Australia. 593 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,730 I feel like a squashed nigga 594 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:13,667 We've got Nath's farewell party this weekend. 595 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,801 Make waves! 596 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:15,969 Is this sign language? 597 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,103 He's saying "dick." 598 00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:21,041 If three Hollywood celebrities come to Dunt, I will buy you a car, Daniel. 599 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:23,376 You'll be buying me a car, 'cause they will be comin', so... 600 00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:24,411 Tim! 601 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:25,912 He spends all his time with her, 602 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,014 leaving a shit hot mess for me to clean up. 603 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,783 That's for you, slut. 604 00:27:29,883 --> 00:27:32,085 We're gonna lose a lot of money over this. 605 00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:33,153 I'm fucking pissed off. 606 00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:35,789 "Fuck you, Tim. I'm off to kill myself and the dog." 607 00:27:35,889 --> 00:27:38,091 Everyone starts to freak out when you're not around. 608 00:27:38,191 --> 00:27:39,759 - Come on, let's go home, Mom. - No. 609 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,027 I'm a Japanese lady. 610 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:43,363 Sometimes it's hard to stand up for myself. 611 00:27:43,463 --> 00:27:44,798 I'm going to start an Internet rumor 612 00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:47,334 you had sex with your own mother, up the ass! 613 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,536 Oh, wowee! 614 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:52,339 Your mama's gettin' horny. She won't fuck with you in the house. 615 00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:54,441 - How are you? - Good one, Steve. 616 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:56,242 Shut the fuck up and do it yourself.