1 00:00:54,856 --> 00:00:57,092 We've got Nath's farewell party this weekend. 2 00:00:57,192 --> 00:00:58,560 How's that? Is that straight? 3 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:01,830 Yeah, so the Legends'll actually be here in a week's time. 4 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:03,064 You know the stereo in the lounge room? 5 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,834 Get that one and rig it up with some mics and shit. 6 00:01:05,934 --> 00:01:08,470 So this here's like the main chill-out area, 7 00:01:08,570 --> 00:01:10,772 so we got all the chairs and shit 'round, 8 00:01:10,872 --> 00:01:13,608 then stage here. This is where S.mouse is gonna be performing. 9 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:17,645 So he can just sort of do all his shit up here, yeah, yeah, and that'll be awesome. 10 00:01:17,746 --> 00:01:19,581 Look how good it looks from here, guys. 11 00:01:19,681 --> 00:01:22,016 We've got the skatey set up for Tim Okazaki. 12 00:01:22,117 --> 00:01:24,486 Done a few modifications and that. 13 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:28,590 So good. Like he could flip out there, and grind along that fence or some shit. 14 00:01:29,691 --> 00:01:33,995 And this is the surf stadium that me and the boys have set up, some seating. 15 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:36,765 This is where Blake Oakfield's going to be doing his surf demo. 16 00:01:38,066 --> 00:01:41,202 Me and Nathan worked out this method where you can make waves on the dam. 17 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:44,139 Oi, Nathan! Make waves! 18 00:01:48,009 --> 00:01:49,744 See, bit of a swell there. 19 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:54,616 Oi, Nath! You getting excited about the party? 20 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,819 Excited about your farewell party? Yeah? 21 00:01:57,919 --> 00:02:01,322 See, he's not understanding me so much these days, 'cause even if I yell, 22 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:05,126 we reckon his hearing's really fucked now, probably about 100% deaf. 23 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:06,895 That's why he's got to go to deaf school. 24 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:11,800 Yeah, see watch this. Nathan! Is your hearing fully fucked? 25 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,136 Yep, see, there you go. 26 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:17,772 You don't get much out of him these days. 27 00:02:17,839 --> 00:02:19,240 Poor kid. 28 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,085 Yo, this is your boy S.mouse, yeah. 29 00:02:31,186 --> 00:02:35,490 Tonight is my big night. It's my album launch, my showcase. 30 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,992 We got my new CD cover here. 31 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:39,327 Yeah, this is The Real Me. 32 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:42,263 This is my shit, my album, my music. 33 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:46,935 Yeah, we got the music industry business suits coming in tonight. 34 00:02:47,035 --> 00:02:48,937 We got the media, we got the DJs, 35 00:02:49,037 --> 00:02:52,373 we got anyone who's gonna make this shit blow up huge, 36 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:53,641 you know what I'm saying? 37 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:58,980 'Cause the King of motherfucking hip-hop is back! Yeah! I'm back tonight, yeah. 38 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,482 I'm excited, man. I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited. 39 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:04,219 How's that look? I look good? 40 00:03:04,319 --> 00:03:08,623 I got my trademark dance move that I'm going to be premiering tonight. 41 00:03:08,723 --> 00:03:10,959 I'm going to show you that move so you know when I do that. 42 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,126 It's this. 43 00:03:12,227 --> 00:03:14,596 It starts at the front, then you go... 44 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:19,834 That's that shit there. 45 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:22,303 That is gonna be bigger than Michael Jackson doing the Moonwalk, 46 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,371 you know what I'm saying? 47 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:32,347 This is the resurrection, the uprising. 48 00:03:32,447 --> 00:03:35,016 The return of S-dot-mouse. 49 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:37,085 Exclamation mark, yeah! 50 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:55,837 Yeah, yeah, oh my God! You all look so amazing from up here, yeah, yeah! 51 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:58,206 Yeah, you wanna all see the real me? 52 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,275 You wanna meet the real me? Yeah, yeah, yeah? 53 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:01,643 Play that shit, Danthony. 54 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:03,945 Yeah! 55 00:04:05,113 --> 00:04:09,417 You thought you knew me You didn't know me 56 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:10,985 You thought I was for your kids 57 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,320 Well fuck your kids... 58 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,554 Yeah, yeah, tonight I'm gonna be 59 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:16,291 launching some of my new iconic fashion styles, 60 00:04:16,391 --> 00:04:17,725 you know what I'm sayin'? 61 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,761 I got a lot of changes throughout the show, you know? 62 00:04:19,861 --> 00:04:21,562 You gotta mix it up for the fans. 63 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:24,966 Yeah, yeah! 64 00:04:25,066 --> 00:04:28,403 Dick off my shoulder Get your dick off my shoulder 65 00:04:28,503 --> 00:04:31,572 She said go to bed and get your dick off my shoulder 66 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,051 Tim! Come and talk to me! Tim! 67 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,986 It's been a very terrible week. 68 00:04:45,086 --> 00:04:49,324 Since Tim started seeing his girlfriend, he barely talk to me. 69 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,658 Little shit. 70 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,593 He spend all his time with her, 71 00:04:52,694 --> 00:04:55,263 leaving a shit hot mess for me to clean up. 72 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:59,667 If you go to her house again, I'll throw your laptop off the roof. 73 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:04,405 The news that Tim is not gay is all over the media. It's gone worldwide. 74 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:09,377 I never been more stressed out in my life. My hair is falling out from the stress. 75 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,446 That's never happened to me before. 76 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:13,481 That's how fucking stressed I am. 77 00:05:13,548 --> 00:05:14,515 Jen... 78 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,585 No, I do not want to speak to them. Deal with it yourself. 79 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,989 The six-million-dollar Ushi Cola campaign, canceled. 80 00:05:21,089 --> 00:05:23,624 Shut the fuck up and deal with it yourself. 81 00:05:23,725 --> 00:05:27,261 No one wants to be associated with Tim because he is a liar. 82 00:05:27,362 --> 00:05:28,363 Don't look at me. 83 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,198 But... 84 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:31,265 Shut up. 85 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,801 Gay Style merchandise is in crisis. 86 00:05:33,868 --> 00:05:35,136 What a waste! 87 00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:37,038 We're gonna lose a lot of money over this. 88 00:05:37,138 --> 00:05:39,173 All because of Tim and this girl. 89 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,276 Hey, stupid slut! 90 00:05:43,211 --> 00:05:46,247 Tim, don't touch her. Come here. 91 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,549 She's crazy, don't worry. 92 00:05:50,385 --> 00:05:52,186 That's for you, slut. 93 00:05:54,055 --> 00:05:55,056 Slut! 94 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,026 That's for you! 95 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:04,065 What the hell, Mom? Go home! You're insane! 96 00:06:04,999 --> 00:06:07,735 You held my balls like you was holding a dove 97 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,437 'Cause you was in love 98 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:12,006 You got black balls 99 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:15,943 I got big black Big black balls 100 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:20,114 You know it's true, motherfuckers. Yeah. Yeah! 101 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:24,719 You know what, I'm sensing the energy levels are a little bit low in the room, yeah! 102 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:28,022 I'm gonna get everyone on this side of the room to say "Yeah!" 103 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:30,792 Say "Yeah!" Yeah. 104 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:32,560 I can't hear you! 105 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,495 Slap your elbows, asshole! 106 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,530 Say what? 107 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:37,265 I said, slap your elbows, asshole! 108 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:39,400 We got some haters in the room? 109 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,936 I'm sensin' some hate in the room. Play that new song there. Play it next. 110 00:06:43,104 --> 00:06:44,605 Who wants a three-legged dog, yeah, yeah? 111 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,674 You want it? Yeah? 112 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,610 Three-legged dog I want a three-legged dog 113 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:53,047 I want a three-legged dog 114 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:55,950 I really, really, really, really, really, really... 115 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:59,120 I think when you perform, you gotta give, give it everything. 116 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:01,989 Man, that shit was off the hook! 117 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,624 Whoo! 118 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:07,562 You can't hold back, you know? You gotta, you gotta shine. 119 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:11,232 You gotta, you gotta sell your shit, you know what I'm sayin'? 120 00:07:11,332 --> 00:07:15,303 Some of them niggas was rockin' out to my new shit. I noticed it. 121 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:20,675 Genius is a little scary at first, you know what I'm sayin'? 122 00:07:20,775 --> 00:07:23,845 It frightens people at first, right? 123 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,313 I guess. 124 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:30,551 I don't know about the ski boot though, man. 125 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,020 Yeah, yeah. 126 00:07:33,688 --> 00:07:34,689 Whoo! 127 00:07:35,223 --> 00:07:37,859 I am pooped, yeah. 128 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,296 It's official. 129 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:56,010 You can put in 150% effort. 130 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:59,514 You can love yourjob, and go above and beyond. 131 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:05,186 But there comes a time when your best efforts are not good enough, 132 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:10,158 and that's when you've just got to pull up your socks, wipe your tears, and move on. 133 00:08:10,258 --> 00:08:14,195 Let someone else have a go. Nothing lasts forever. 134 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:19,333 Well, I guess it should come as no surprise, I'm going to have to let you go. 135 00:08:19,901 --> 00:08:21,903 Yes, I thought that's where we were headed. Yes. 136 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:24,972 I have to put the welfare of the boys first. You understand that? 137 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:26,674 I understand. 138 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,912 I wanted you to know that... That I knew about the Alzheimer's. 139 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,280 Well... 140 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:35,616 It wasn't just that Penny told me. I could see the signs. 141 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,585 Penny shouldn't have told you that. That's... 142 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,620 That's... She shouldn't have told you. 143 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,989 Come on, she loves you. 144 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,158 It's just not fair this has happened. 145 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,061 Well, it's... It is fair. 146 00:08:47,929 --> 00:08:50,331 You've got to let some young blood in. 147 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,600 Guess that's true. 148 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:57,104 So I'll be asked to move out of the house then? 149 00:08:58,172 --> 00:08:59,607 I'm afraid so. 150 00:09:00,575 --> 00:09:02,910 I thought that might be the case. 151 00:09:04,345 --> 00:09:05,546 Oh, well. 152 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,884 You'll be all right. 153 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,085 You'll be okay. 154 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,121 So, I'm going. 155 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,426 Twenty-five years, not a bad innings. 156 00:09:18,526 --> 00:09:21,229 Not bad at all for an old bitch like me. 157 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:22,930 It's not fair! 158 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:26,601 Yes, it is. It is fair. We all have to move on. 159 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:32,473 Nathan, this means "Thank you." Can you do that? 160 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:34,075 Thank you? 161 00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:36,444 - Yeah, well done mate. - Good! 162 00:09:36,544 --> 00:09:37,945 Nath, do your ones. 163 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,114 He's doing "lesbian." 164 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:42,717 Mum, I'm a lesbian. 165 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,519 Julia. 166 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:46,654 Wait, look. 167 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,257 Oi, he's saying dick, look. 168 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:52,059 Be sensible, guys. 169 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,495 Ooh! There's a deaf man in the house! 170 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:55,596 Daniel, don't tease him. 171 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,764 How're you goin', deafy? 172 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:57,865 He looks lovely in his uniform. 173 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,100 Look, we can do lesbian. 174 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,701 - Is this sign language? - Yeah. 175 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,836 - Is that lesbian? - And dick. 176 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:03,237 What's dick? Is that dick? 177 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,805 - Yeah. - Fuck, man. 178 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:05,873 Don't be silly, guys. 179 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:09,043 Can you do, can you do fuckface? 180 00:10:09,143 --> 00:10:10,578 It's not even a real word. 181 00:10:10,645 --> 00:10:11,612 Daniel! 182 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,147 I can do "dickhead," but. 183 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:14,548 - Show us. - Look, dick, head. 184 00:10:14,649 --> 00:10:15,616 Oh! 185 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,684 That's awesome! 186 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,586 Hold on, I've got one, look. How are you? How are you? 187 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,621 Uh, good one, Steve. Yeah, good one. 188 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:26,427 Oi, went into town, got some presents for the Legends for the party. 189 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:30,831 Five buck limit, so we got this for S.mouse. Dunt ruler, Dunt pen. 190 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,337 That's for Blake Oakfield. Movie, chicks-surfing movie. 191 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:41,208 And Tim Okazaki, two-minute noodles, Oriental style, 192 00:10:41,609 --> 00:10:45,112 and some chopsticks, just 'cause in case he might not eat the food that we eat. 193 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:49,016 Daniel, do you seriously think they're going to come to this party? 194 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,285 Yeah, I know they're comin', 'cause Gran said they are. 195 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,520 Yeah, they're definitely coming. 196 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:55,456 Yeah, we've got two RSVPs already, and S.mouse, 197 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,458 we sent him that message about the squashed Abo kid... 198 00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:58,492 What? 199 00:10:58,592 --> 00:10:59,660 ...so he would have got that by now. 200 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,929 Don't worry, just a message. 201 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,232 Well don't get your hopes up. It'll be a great party with just us. 202 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:09,704 Why would Gran say they're coming if they're not coming? They're definitely coming. 203 00:11:09,804 --> 00:11:12,039 Well, Gran says some pretty strange things sometimes. 204 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,608 Mate, no one's coming. They're not coming. 205 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:18,279 If three Hollywood celebrities come to Dunt this Saturday night, 206 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,348 I will buy you a car, Daniel. 207 00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:23,784 Well you'll be buying me a car 'cause they will be coming, so 208 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,886 get your checkbook out, Stevie. 209 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,255 Believe what you believe, Steve. 210 00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:31,492 I believe they're coming, you don't. What do you want to do about it, you know? 211 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:33,361 Dream away, mate. Dream away. 212 00:11:33,461 --> 00:11:38,165 I'm not dreamin', I know the reality. And the reality is that Gran said they're comin', 213 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,067 so they're comin', so whatever. 214 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,169 That's the end of story, not sayin' anything else. 215 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,138 You come out here, Nath, get out of your uniform. 216 00:11:44,739 --> 00:11:46,207 Come and help us get set up for the party. 217 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,644 I don't know, man. 218 00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:56,150 Maybe my new shit is not that good, and I just don't know it, you know what I'm sayin'? 219 00:11:56,250 --> 00:12:00,821 Look, as your best friend, my nigga, I'm tellin' you right now, your shit is good, dawg. 220 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,289 Maybe you kiss my ass too much, nigga. 221 00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:04,024 Okay. 222 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,962 I'm just thinkin' maybe The Real Me isn't the real, real me, 223 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:09,363 you know what I'm sayin'? 224 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:12,733 I'm not writing from the heart, I'm writing from my head, you know? 225 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,168 I'm thinkin' too much about shit. 226 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:16,137 Well, shit. Change it up then, dawg. 227 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:18,606 Yeah, well I don't know how to do that so easy. I just... 228 00:12:18,706 --> 00:12:19,740 Hey, Junior. 229 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,777 I feel like I gotta get in touch with my emotions, you know what I'm sayin'? 230 00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:25,045 Your mama wants to know when you're gonna get out of our house, 231 00:12:25,146 --> 00:12:26,347 and go on back to your own house. 232 00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:28,949 Chill, motherfucker, I'm having a crisis here. 233 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,520 And I'm your son. I can stay here as long as I like. 234 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,156 Okay. I'll pass that on to your mama. 235 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,825 Where's that message that we got last week? 236 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:42,363 You know, with the little Aborigine kid, that one that got squashed by the truck? 237 00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:46,367 That's the last time I really felt something. I really felt moved by some shit. 238 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,536 - Where's that kid? - Here's that kid that died, yo. 239 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,970 Motherfucker. 240 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,674 That's a waste, man. That kid getting squashed is a fuckin' waste. 241 00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:54,708 Yeah, it is. 242 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:58,412 It's... That's my... That's how I feel, you know what I'm sayin'? 243 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:02,783 I feel squashed. I feel squashed by the music industry. 244 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,653 I feel squashed by the haters, you know what I'm sayin'? 245 00:13:05,753 --> 00:13:08,255 - This is shit that's makin' me feel stuff. - Yeah. 246 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,125 You know, I can write that shit into a song, you know what I'm sayin'? 247 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,326 You see where I'm goin' with that? 248 00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:13,461 Oh, hell yeah, dawg. 249 00:13:13,561 --> 00:13:17,164 Junior. Your mama said to take your ass back home by the end of the week. 250 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:20,100 Can you shut the fuck up, please? I'm trying to work shit out here. 251 00:13:20,201 --> 00:13:24,305 Boy, we've got a sex life that you're ruining by being here, you know what I'm saying? 252 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:27,007 Can you shut up, please? Motherfuck. 253 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,743 Look, you've been here for three months, boy. 254 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,778 Yeah, I know. 255 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,581 Shit, your mama's getting horny. She won't fuck with you in the house. 256 00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:36,050 Shut up, please. Please. 257 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:39,487 Now, where's my dyslexia glasses at? 258 00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,188 I gotta get this shit down. 259 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,593 Hey, Tim. Tim. This might explain where she is. 260 00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:47,528 You know, she left this note in the office. 261 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:54,235 "Fuck you Tim, fuck you all, I'm off to kill myself and the dog. 262 00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:58,439 "Unless you dump your girlfriend, and tell the world you are gay, 263 00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:00,774 "the dog and me are dead. Mom." 264 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:03,711 Where do you think she went? 265 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:06,046 I have a few ideas, okay? 266 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,285 I always run away when I get upset about something. 267 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:13,420 This is not the first time I done it. 268 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:17,124 I find it's quite a good method to get your point across. 269 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,528 Yes, everyone starts to freak out when you're not around, 270 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,062 and they don't know where you are. 271 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,266 And I just sent my text message through to Tim. 272 00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:29,103 "Two hours till the dog gets it." 273 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,106 So we'll see what happens. 274 00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:34,775 Thank you. 275 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:36,644 Sit still, please. 276 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:39,780 Do you see her? 277 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,557 Come on, Mom, let's go. Let's go home. 278 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,191 How did you find me? 279 00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:54,094 It is where you came last time when you ran away. 280 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,464 I'm not coming home. 281 00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:58,766 Don't be stupid. 282 00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:00,734 You're the stupid one. 283 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,670 Come on, let's go home, Mom. 284 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,804 No. 285 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,006 I have something to tell you, too. 286 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:10,978 The only thing I want you to tell me is that you're gay, and you're not straight. 287 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,748 Until you say that, I'm not coming home. 288 00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,518 - Come on, Mom, let's go. - No. No. 289 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:18,686 I have to tell you something. 290 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,787 Get off me. 291 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:21,755 Come on, Jen. 292 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,057 Let's go home. 293 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,858 That's good. Come. 294 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,294 You better have something good to tell me. 295 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,629 It will be. 296 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,731 Take the dog. It's yours, anyway. 297 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,339 Now, I've got Penny keeping an eye on you while I'm gone, 298 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:41,842 to make sure that you're behaving yourself, so I'll get the full report. 299 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,947 Is that for me, is it? 300 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,717 Thank you, Talib. What have we got here? 301 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:54,455 Oh, that's lovely, isn't it? It's a key ring, is it? 302 00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:56,690 Did you make that in craft, did you? 303 00:15:57,591 --> 00:16:00,361 Thank you, sweetheart. It's very thoughtful. 304 00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:05,432 Now, I want you to try harder with your talking, okay? 305 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,235 'Cause I know you've got it in you. 306 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,404 I've got a young grandson your age 307 00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:14,041 who wishes he could talk but he can't 'cause he's deaf. 308 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:20,814 And I'm no psychiatrist, but I want you to promise me that you'll give talking a go, 309 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,316 'cause I think it'll help. 310 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,785 All right? 311 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,454 Yes? 312 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,689 Okay. 313 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:31,692 Can't hear you. 314 00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:32,860 Okay. 315 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,063 Is that all I get, is it? 316 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,701 Where's my "See you later, Gran, thanks for everything"? 317 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,004 How about just, "Piss off, bitch"? 318 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,673 Piss off, bitch. 319 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:50,277 Cheeky little bastard. I'm gonna miss you, you little dickhead. 320 00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:56,050 All right, I'll take that, and I'll see you later. 321 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,451 All right? 322 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,056 What the fuck is he doing? 323 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,059 He's had an epiphany. 324 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,428 A what? 325 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:12,633 He's writing about real emotion. Some nigga got squashed in Australia. 326 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,236 Whatever. 327 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,740 Nigga. What rhymes with nigga? 328 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,476 Bigger. 329 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,913 Yeah, motherfucker, get out of the way. I want to try some shit here. 330 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,315 It's the chorus, right? It's the hook. Here we go. 331 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,453 Squashed nigga Squashed nigga 332 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,654 Then we go... 333 00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:36,323 I feel like a squashed nigga 334 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,058 You like that shit? 335 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,594 Yo, that shit is tight, but you know that ain't rappin', right? 336 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,396 Don't tell me you're gonna try and sing this shit, homey. 337 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,198 I'm gonna try and sing this shit. 338 00:17:44,298 --> 00:17:45,532 Don't you laugh, motherfucker, 339 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,000 - I'm gonna try and sing this shit. - I ain't laughin', 340 00:17:47,101 --> 00:17:48,402 I ain't laughin'. You... Look... 341 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,070 I'm just sayin' I'm gonna sing this. 342 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,006 You were the one that said singing was for homosexuals, bro, you said that shit. 343 00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,074 Shut the fuck up. 344 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,142 - Yeah. - I'm just sayin'... 345 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,510 We gotta work out the verses here. 346 00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:59,012 Cho, take the dog. 347 00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:01,014 Right. 348 00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:03,817 Get off me! Get it off me! Take! 349 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,087 Birth control next time. 350 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:08,889 Okay. 351 00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:12,326 What? Go. Talk. 352 00:18:13,994 --> 00:18:15,929 I want to get back to skateboarding. 353 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,031 I want to re-establish myself back in America, 354 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,901 and I want to do it on my own. 355 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,971 Fat chance. You're a child. Don't be stupid. 356 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,741 Well, I've got some legal advice for you. 357 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,878 They said that I can cut you off whenever I want, 358 00:18:30,978 --> 00:18:35,783 and they said that all that money is mine because I'm the reason we've made so much. 359 00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:38,252 My image, my skating. 360 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,990 So yeah, I'm going to start doing this on my own from now on, Mom. 361 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,766 I just tried to be a good mother. 362 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,537 I'm so sorry, Tim. 363 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,939 I want to do the best for you. I love you, Tim. 364 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:05,779 I'm a Japanese lady, and sometimes it's hard to stand up for myself. 365 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:09,183 I just tried to be strong for you. 366 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,985 Please don't dump me, Tim. 367 00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:15,455 Without you, I have nothing. 368 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:23,931 Mom, I appreciate everything you did for me, and I'm not a child anymore. 369 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:26,166 And so, you can still be my mom, 370 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,635 it's just, I want to start looking after the business by myself. 371 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,803 No fucking way. 372 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:35,843 No fucking way! It's in the contract! I'm your manager. You know that. 373 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,445 You haven't got a leg to stand on. 374 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,113 - But, Jen... - The company is mine! 375 00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:42,816 Gay Style is in my name, not yours. 376 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,285 What you gonna do about that? 377 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:49,089 But, Jenny, sales are dropping, and nobody's buying Gay Style products anymore. 378 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,524 And Tim now is not gay. 379 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,059 Who cares what you think, dipshit? 380 00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:54,695 You should really start listening to Bruce, 381 00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,029 'cause he's going to be my new manager. 382 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,933 As of tomorrow, I'm firing you. 383 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,337 Well fuck you hard then, Tim. Fuck you hard. 384 00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:07,674 You know what, Tim? I'm going to start an Internet rumor that you fucked me! 385 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:11,745 That's how non-gay you are. You had sex with your own mother up the ass! 386 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:12,913 Jen, calm down. 387 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:15,048 Shut up, faggot! Sit down. 388 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:19,620 I did not drive you to the skate park every fucking morning of my life 389 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,255 to be dumped by you! 390 00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:24,725 I'm sick of your shit! You're going to be hearing from my lawyers if you do this shit. 391 00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:26,627 You're gonna pay for that! 392 00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:28,161 Well, I'm not changing my mind. 393 00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:30,364 You're gonna burn. You're gonna burn, fuckface. 394 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,431 Jenny... 395 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,933 You're going down. 396 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,035 - Jenny, this is your son. - You're going down. That's it. 397 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,536 And turn that shit off! 398 00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:40,007 I did not ask to be in that documentary anyway! I did not sign for that! 399 00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:41,909 This not going on TV! 400 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,745 Hey, Gran! You off? 401 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:45,812 Yes, I'm off. 402 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,114 Sweet. Catch ya! 403 00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:49,283 All right, see you, mate. That's nice, isn't it? 404 00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:53,720 I'm glad there's been no big fuss. I wouldn't have wanted a big hoo-ha. 405 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,988 Surprise! 406 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,925 Oh, wowee! 407 00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:01,094 Did you do this? Oh, my God! 408 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,596 Gran! Gran! Gran! 409 00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:04,298 Oh, my God! 410 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:06,667 I can't believe it! Thank you. 411 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:10,437 All right, come on, it's all right. Settle down. Come on, quiet down everyone. 412 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,239 Hey, Gran, we got you this. 413 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,342 Oh, my God, what a lovely guinea pig. Oh, wow! 414 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,777 Did you organize this? 415 00:21:16,877 --> 00:21:20,213 Oh, God. I love it! I love it. 416 00:21:20,314 --> 00:21:22,282 Speech! Speech! 417 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,584 I'll get you to take that for me. 418 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:27,387 Thank you, guys. This is really quite embarrassing. 419 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,058 I didn't realize you were going to go to so much trouble. 420 00:21:31,158 --> 00:21:35,662 Well it's certainly been a fantastic place to work for the last 25 years. 421 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,998 I've very much enjoyed it, and, 422 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:40,801 putting up with you ratbags has been quite interesting, 423 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:43,203 and I hope you've learned a thing or two, 424 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,539 and you've certainly taught me a thing or two. 425 00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:47,908 A few rude words I didn't know before. But... 426 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:50,577 We love you. We love you, Gran. 427 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:54,348 But I guess my main message is to you young fellas. 428 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,452 I know a lot of you young blokes, you've written yourselves off, 429 00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:02,089 and you've lost hope, and you've... 430 00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:04,758 People in your lives have told you you're worthless, 431 00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:06,960 and you're certainly not worthless. 432 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:12,699 And I know all of you guys have it in you to grow up 433 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,201 into being wonderful young men. 434 00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:19,806 And when you're out there on the outside, don't be fuckwits. 435 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,376 Don't hurt others, all right? 436 00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:24,711 Or you'll end up in the big house, and that'll be such a waste. 437 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,646 Okay? 438 00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:27,748 Love you, Gran. 439 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,116 - Thanks, Gran. - Love you, Gran. 440 00:22:29,216 --> 00:22:30,183 You're the best, Gran. 441 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,352 And when you blokes see me out there in the big wide world, 442 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,687 and you pass me on the street, 443 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:36,556 I hope you say "G'day," or I'll be bloody pissed off. 444 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:41,094 All right. Thanks to everyone who's organized this. I'll remember it forever. 445 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:45,098 Hip! Hooray! Hip! Hooray! Hip! Hooray! 446 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,570 Gran! Gran! Gran! Gran! 447 00:22:52,973 --> 00:22:55,976 Little nigga it's true 448 00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:59,012 Oh, you got squashed in your room... 449 00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,348 Singin' has always been there, you know what I'm sayin'? 450 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:04,718 It's always been in my stomach, you know? 451 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:08,221 When the truck smashed through his door, brother... 452 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:11,591 This song is... It's a departure for me musically, 453 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,627 but you know, I feel like this is me. 454 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:16,063 This is the real, real, real me. 455 00:23:16,163 --> 00:23:19,066 I'm a motherfuckin' singer. What you gonna do about that? 456 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:20,700 I feel crushed all the time 457 00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:23,770 Jesus give me a sign... 458 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,206 Thought you said singing was for homosexuals? 459 00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:28,308 What the fuck? I say a lot of shit, motherfucker. 460 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:31,912 That's damn good, man. That ain't too bad. 461 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,314 - I wrote a good song. - You motherfuckin' did. 462 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,216 - I wrote a good song. - You wrote a motherfuckin' good song. 463 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:37,984 Fuckin' hug me, motherfucker! 464 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,553 I wrote a good song! Yeah! 465 00:23:39,653 --> 00:23:41,555 I wrote a fuckin' good song, yeah! 466 00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:45,192 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that enough length, do you reckon, though? 467 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:46,927 'Cause you can only go to there. 468 00:23:47,027 --> 00:23:48,228 - Daniel. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 469 00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:49,729 - What? - I've just been on the phone with Gran. 470 00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:52,632 She wants you to give her a call back on Skype. 471 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:53,767 Why? 472 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:57,204 She's gonna come and stay with us for a while, I think. She's a bit unwell. 473 00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:58,438 She gonna be here for the party? 474 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,340 - Yeah, she will. - Oh, awesome! 475 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,443 Boys! My gran's gonna be here for the party. 476 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,979 So, you'll stay for a while, you reckon? 477 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:08,048 Yeah, I'm gonna move down. 478 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,450 Mum tell you I've left the prison? 479 00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:13,186 No. Why'd you leave? 480 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,522 Uh, I got a bit sick. 481 00:24:17,124 --> 00:24:18,992 What kind of sick? 482 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,130 I got Alzheimer's. Do you know what that is? 483 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,299 Yeah, it's like when you forget shit. 484 00:24:26,366 --> 00:24:27,434 Yes. 485 00:24:27,868 --> 00:24:29,369 That's pretty shit. 486 00:24:30,237 --> 00:24:32,239 So is that the bad news? 487 00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,341 Well, yeah. 488 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,676 Yeah, sorry to hear it. 489 00:24:37,611 --> 00:24:39,513 You seem normal, but. 490 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,315 Do you remember my name? 491 00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:44,117 Yes, Daniel, I do. 492 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:46,753 Now listen, mate. 493 00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:53,360 You know how you wanted me to invite those celebrity guests to Nathan's party? 494 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,395 Yeah, the Legends. 495 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:58,765 And I know it meant a lot to you, 496 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:03,837 but to be honest, I don't think I... 497 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:08,408 I think I may have forgotten to invite them. I... 498 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,945 Penny's checked my e-mails, 499 00:25:12,045 --> 00:25:15,048 and it doesn't look like I did invite them. 500 00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:18,718 I forgot. 501 00:25:20,554 --> 00:25:22,923 But you told me they were comin'. 502 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,791 Did I say that, did I? 503 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,359 I'm sorry, mate. 504 00:25:28,228 --> 00:25:29,896 So they're not comin'? 505 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,500 No, I don't think they are, darlin'. 506 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,138 It's... It's... 507 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:44,411 I just have been saying things lately that don't make a lot of sense, 508 00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:48,848 and it's the disease, it's the Alzheimer's. 509 00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:56,089 I'm so sorry, sweetheart. 510 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:58,959 It's cool. 511 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,195 Are you okay, but? 512 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,931 Oh, yeah, I'll be all right. 513 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,934 I'm okay, mate. 514 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:12,138 Cool. 515 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,627 I had my artificial balls operation. 516 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:35,061 Looks pretty realistic, don't you reckon? 517 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,430 Just waiting for that tide to come in, mate. 518 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,798 I've restarted the Fat Boy Surf School. 519 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:41,835 Yeah, so I've got a ratio of two Mad Boys to each fat boy. 520 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,136 Mucca, Mucca, Mucca! 521 00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:44,237 Oi, oi, oi! 522 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:46,172 Tim has bought us a family home, 523 00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:48,408 but let me tell you, this house is shit. 524 00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:50,477 The floor is not for sitting on. 525 00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:51,911 Tim has really fucked me up big time. 526 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:55,081 The cock cushion, cock box here, right with my remote. 527 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,350 Being a household mom is shit. 528 00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:58,618 Drink for you. 529 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,488 Well, he's out there in the big old world again. 530 00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:03,690 Wind the window down. Let's see if they recognize me. 531 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:07,327 Being adored by fans, I don't miss that. 532 00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:08,995 Ain't you got no respect? 533 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:11,131 I'll respect you when you back your car out of my driveway 534 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:12,232 and go home. 535 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:13,667 Nathan, get out here! 536 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,768 Nathan... 537 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,970 I think the family thought I was going to be much more 538 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,471 of an invalid than I actually am. 539 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:19,806 Are they Jamie's cargos? 540 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,841 We're going into town, for final farewells. 541 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,810 See ya, Nathan! 542 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:24,944 What the fuck did you do that for? 543 00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:27,080 So he's gonna do all the stuff Nath loves. 544 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,114 Hurry up! 545 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:30,283 Did you see him surfing? Who would have thought! 546 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:31,584 Show the camera. 547 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,856 - You fuckin' little faggot! - Piss funny!