1 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,322 Yeah, it's weird. Like... 2 00:00:54,589 --> 00:00:58,293 Like I have this idea of shit that's gonna happen 3 00:00:58,593 --> 00:01:00,395 and it's gonna be like all good and that, 4 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:03,098 and then like, it doesn't happen. 5 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:05,800 If you think about it, it's kind of weird 6 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,670 that I actually thought that they were gonna come to Dunt. 7 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:12,841 And Mum and Steve kept telling me they weren't gonna come. 8 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:14,943 I didn't believe them. 9 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:19,414 It's shit when adults are right and kids are wrong. 10 00:01:19,881 --> 00:01:20,882 It's fuckin' heavy! 11 00:01:20,982 --> 00:01:22,450 Well, fuckin' get Nathan. Where's fuckin'... 12 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,618 We're stuck. 13 00:01:23,685 --> 00:01:24,786 Oi, Nathan! 14 00:01:24,886 --> 00:01:27,021 Nath's going to deaf school tomorrow. 15 00:01:27,122 --> 00:01:29,557 He's fully deaf now, so he's gotta go. 16 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:32,927 Can someone wave their hands in front of Nathan and get him to help us? 17 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:37,031 Have you got another lettuce there? 'Cause I think we'll churn through those two. 18 00:01:37,132 --> 00:01:38,666 Nathan, get out here! 19 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:40,802 Nathan, Nathan! 20 00:01:41,603 --> 00:01:45,306 Daniel wants you to go and help him out with the bunks. Yes. 21 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:49,277 And we're gonna be moving my Gran into Jamie and Tyson's bedroom. 22 00:01:50,645 --> 00:01:51,613 Yeah, good one. 23 00:01:51,713 --> 00:01:54,649 So this is going to be a three-boy room, 24 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:57,552 and Gran's gonna get her own room, 25 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,721 'cause when you're an old lady you kind of need your own room. 26 00:02:00,355 --> 00:02:01,956 Two, four, six, eight. 27 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:03,525 It's fun having Gran here, though. 28 00:02:03,658 --> 00:02:05,160 Like, just having her around the house, 29 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:06,661 'cause I get along with her heaps. 30 00:02:06,928 --> 00:02:11,132 I thought she was going to be heaps more sick, right, but I thought she'd be like, 31 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:15,937 kind of dribbling and shaking and stuff. 32 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:17,872 But she's all right so far. 33 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:21,176 That's fine. We should keep that covered 'cause the flies are really getting in here. 34 00:02:21,276 --> 00:02:23,411 I've been settling in quite well, yes. 35 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:27,115 I think the family thought I was going to be much more of an invalid 36 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,550 than I actually am. 37 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:32,420 I'm forgetful, but I'm certainly no invalid. 38 00:02:32,554 --> 00:02:34,389 Do we organize on the lawn or... 39 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:37,759 Kerry's been great. She's been fantastic. No tension there. 40 00:02:37,859 --> 00:02:39,727 Are they Jamie's cargos there? 41 00:02:39,828 --> 00:02:43,198 And I've got along quite well with Steve, too, her new husband. 42 00:02:43,298 --> 00:02:44,599 He's a lovely bloke. 43 00:02:44,699 --> 00:02:46,034 Can you get around the other side of the ute? 44 00:02:46,134 --> 00:02:48,670 Yeah, so all in all, so far so good. 45 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:51,105 No, it's nice. I'll put some photos up and whatnot. 46 00:02:51,206 --> 00:02:55,944 When you are lost, family is where you turn, and this is my family. 47 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:59,113 This is all the family I've got and... 48 00:03:00,048 --> 00:03:02,750 It's... I feel like I'm in a safe place. 49 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:04,419 So how are you? 50 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:06,688 Well, Daniel's hooked me up with the computer, 51 00:03:06,788 --> 00:03:09,891 so I've been keeping in touch with all the goings on at Garingal. 52 00:03:09,991 --> 00:03:11,626 He's loving the country. 53 00:03:11,726 --> 00:03:15,763 Daniel said he'd build a little run for him out the back, so that's good. 54 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:21,502 Penny and I are very close, so, not an easy separation, that one. 55 00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:27,909 So I like to, you know, chat with her as much as I can. 56 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:29,978 Hello. Hello, Penny. 57 00:03:30,078 --> 00:03:33,481 I do feel terrible about Daniel's party plans for Nathan, 58 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:37,218 and forgetting to invite those special guests. 59 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,486 Get on the end of that. 60 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:42,090 Daniel's trying not to make me feel guilty, 61 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:44,559 but I do feel quite responsible. 62 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,963 It's not a good situation there at all. 63 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:50,899 That'll blow out. 64 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:53,735 We're still going ahead with Nathan's farewell party. 65 00:03:53,835 --> 00:03:56,871 Just doing it sarvo, you know, with me mates. 66 00:03:58,273 --> 00:03:59,274 Keeping it low-key. 67 00:04:01,109 --> 00:04:03,778 Mum's invited the Lovells, our neighbors, over. 68 00:04:03,878 --> 00:04:07,282 Just people that know Nath and care about him. 69 00:04:07,782 --> 00:04:10,318 Nath's been such a little shit lately, though. 70 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,387 Like he's been naughtier than ever before. 71 00:04:12,487 --> 00:04:15,990 Just 'cause he knows he's going, he's been a dickhead to me. 72 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,558 Just come over here. Just stand there. 73 00:04:17,659 --> 00:04:19,093 Why does he want a fuckin' photo of me? 74 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,762 It's for his deaf school. Just let me take the photo. 75 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:21,863 Go back further. 76 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:22,997 Fuckin' weird. What? 77 00:04:23,064 --> 00:04:24,065 There. 78 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:26,034 He's showing off heaps for Gran, too. 79 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,702 - Ready? - Yeah. 80 00:04:27,802 --> 00:04:29,370 You fuckin' little faggot! 81 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,272 - Piss funny! - I got it on the camera. 82 00:04:32,407 --> 00:04:34,676 Fuckin' asshole. You fuckin' dirty faggot! 83 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:36,477 Got him, Nath. Piss funny! 84 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:37,512 Piss funny! 85 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:39,147 Oh, Daniel, he's just having fun. 86 00:04:39,247 --> 00:04:40,448 You try getting pissed on! 87 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,617 I got it on camera. 88 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,085 Piss funny! 89 00:04:54,429 --> 00:04:57,365 Well, you know, he's out there in the big old world again. 90 00:04:57,432 --> 00:04:58,433 He's on his own. 91 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,467 Go down here. 92 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,203 Has Shwayne learned his lesson after being in jail? 93 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:07,308 I don't think that Shwayne has the ability to learn. 94 00:05:08,076 --> 00:05:12,080 I was talking to Clarice, and we were talking about the fact that 95 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:15,283 Shwayne may be retarded, 96 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,486 and we just didn't get the tests. 97 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,622 Life on the outside, you know, is cool. 98 00:05:21,723 --> 00:05:24,625 It's different to how I remember it, though. 99 00:05:24,726 --> 00:05:26,561 That's 'cause you ain't as famous anymore, nigga. 100 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:28,529 Shut the fuck up. 101 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,899 Do you know what? We finished my new track, Squashed Nigga. 102 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,569 We finished all that up. Full production on that. 103 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:37,405 We got that. Where's that CD? You got that CD? 104 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,207 Rockin' it with my glasses, 105 00:05:39,307 --> 00:05:43,411 and we got this shit out to the radio stations, to the record companies. 106 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:49,417 We got no bites yet, but it's a new sound, it's a new song. 107 00:05:49,484 --> 00:05:50,451 Exactly. 108 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:54,155 I firmly believe it's gonna take a while for that shit to... 109 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,925 To get into the brains of the people, you know what I'm sayin'? 110 00:06:01,396 --> 00:06:03,998 Am I happy to have said goodbye to S.mouse? 111 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:07,402 Yeah, I'm happy about that. 112 00:06:07,502 --> 00:06:08,970 He is over. He is gone. 113 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:12,573 There's no more S.mouse. You know, he is a memory in my head, 114 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:16,811 because I'm movin' on from that shit, you know? 115 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:20,148 I don't miss bein' him. You wanna know why? 116 00:06:20,248 --> 00:06:22,884 Because that's not who I am. I'm Shwayne Junior. 117 00:06:22,984 --> 00:06:25,453 Being adored by fans, 118 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:29,791 having people, you know, hysterical and chasing you around the shopping malls... 119 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:33,127 All that shit, I don't miss that. No way. 120 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:37,532 But you don't recognize me 'cause I'm being me, 121 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:41,035 then that's fine by me, you know what I'm sayin'? 122 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:42,937 Pull over here. 123 00:06:43,004 --> 00:06:43,971 Here? 124 00:06:44,072 --> 00:06:48,176 I'm very much willing to put the past in the past and start to focus on the future. 125 00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:50,745 Wind the window down. Let's see if they recognize me here. 126 00:06:55,383 --> 00:06:57,952 Yeah, here they come. He knows me. 127 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,487 He knows me. 128 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,588 Oh, shit. 129 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:04,892 What the fuck? 130 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,962 I am a creative being, you know what I'm sayin'? 131 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:10,798 I gotta create shit. No matter what goes down, 132 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:15,970 no matter who kicks me in the ass and says, "Your shit is shit," you know? 133 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:21,375 I turn around to them and I say, "I'm gonna create shit forever." 134 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:25,546 I got so much goin' on, I don't know where to start. 135 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,816 So what do you want to do now, nigga? 136 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,119 I don't know. 137 00:07:43,431 --> 00:07:48,169 I don't think I've ever had a more eventful month in my life. It's been unreal. 138 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,271 So much shit's happened. 139 00:07:50,371 --> 00:07:52,940 I had my court case over the Packo shooting. 140 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,110 Lucky for me, Packo told the truth, said I wasn't there. 141 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,478 So I ended up getting off. 142 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:01,048 Yeah, Ashley's got nailed for that, so he's gone back inside. 143 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:04,252 Straight off after the court case, I decided to go and have my surgery. 144 00:08:04,352 --> 00:08:06,888 So, yeah. I had my artificial balls operation. 145 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,923 Got my balls again. So, yeah. 146 00:08:09,023 --> 00:08:11,025 It didn't hurt as much as I thought it was going to hurt, 147 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:12,860 and the results are amazing. 148 00:08:13,027 --> 00:08:14,729 Looks pretty realistic, don't you reckon? 149 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:15,863 My balls? 150 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,431 Yeah, they're totally realistic. 151 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,466 Yeah. 152 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:22,069 And I don't know, it's just I feel like I've got this new confidence. 153 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:25,106 I think I just love having balls again. 154 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,809 I've restarted the Fat Boy Surf School. 155 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:32,480 I worked out that if I got the Mucca Mad Boys involved as instructors, 156 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,881 then it was gonna be way easier. 157 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:34,949 How are you boys going? 158 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,017 Yeah, it's all right. 159 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:39,287 Yeah, so I got a ratio of two Mad Boys to each Fat Boy. 160 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:42,190 So, yeah. So it's been goin' unreal so far. 161 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:43,291 Here comes a big one, mate. 162 00:08:43,391 --> 00:08:45,059 Just waiting for that tide to come in, mate. 163 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:46,460 It's good. It's good for the town, too, 164 00:08:46,561 --> 00:08:48,696 'cause it's keeping the Mad Boys off the streets, you know. 165 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:51,899 Keeping them busy, giving them a purpose, hey. 166 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,402 Stopping them from scaring the tourists off. 167 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:55,736 Yeah, guys! 168 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,339 But probably the biggest news is that Kareena's back, 169 00:08:58,439 --> 00:08:59,574 and she's had a baby. 170 00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:00,741 Go slow, you two. 171 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:04,512 You know, we had our ups and downs leading up to the birth of Tyrone. 172 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,247 You know, a lot of arguments. 173 00:09:06,347 --> 00:09:07,949 I put it down to hormones, 174 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:12,987 'cause apparently in the last trimester the chicks go a little bit weird. 175 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,456 Here he is, little Tyrone. 176 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,326 Say hi to the cameras, little fella. 177 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:19,560 Yeah, he's cute, isn't he? 178 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,096 Yeah, Tyrone. We were gonna call him Blake, 179 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:24,165 but I thought that might be a bit lovo, you know, mini-Blake? 180 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:26,367 So we named him Tyrone. 181 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:29,103 So good, though. I highly recommend it. 182 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:32,106 If you ever get the chance to have a baby, have one. 183 00:09:32,173 --> 00:09:33,140 It's awesome. 184 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:36,077 It's really changed him. Like he's been really... 185 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:39,780 You know, we had a really good chat about Blake pulling back on his gang commitments 186 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,916 and he just focused on really being a good dad. 187 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,352 Yeah, like me and Hunter were saying, like, when Tyrone grows up... 188 00:09:44,452 --> 00:09:46,220 Well, not even when he grows up, like now, 189 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,856 he's got instant membership into Mucca Mad Boys. 190 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:51,058 Even if he's a shit surfer, he's in. 191 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,326 He's in no matter what. 192 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,396 Yeah, we'll get him the tattoo and stuff when he's about 10 or something. 193 00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:57,031 - Yeah, sure. - What? Only when he's about 18. 194 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:58,799 No, 10. Like it doesn't hurt. 195 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,101 It doesn't hurt. 196 00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:01,168 Are you serious? No way. 197 00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:03,037 You want a tattoo? You want a tattoo, do you? 198 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,105 No, Blake. 199 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:08,442 Hey, look, all I'm saying is that you're gonna run out of money eventually. 200 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:09,510 I'm not gonna run out of money. 201 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,312 You know, you can't sustain this lifestyle, man. 202 00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,947 You got to get you a real job. 203 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,049 I don't need no real job. 204 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,418 You said you liked my new track, anyway. 205 00:10:17,518 --> 00:10:19,453 Why you losin' faith in me? 206 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,323 Look, you are not getting it. 207 00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:24,659 Your fans have deserted you, man. 208 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:27,828 - Look, I'm not trying to be harsh or nothing... - That's bullshit. 209 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,330 ...but nobody likes your ass no more. 210 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,465 No one likes your ass, motherfucker! 211 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:32,833 You got no friends. 212 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,102 That's why you're over here right now, sittin' on my steps, 213 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,237 'cause you got no friends. 214 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,338 Shut up, boy. 215 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:38,406 Everyone likes me. 216 00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,207 Listen to me, son. I've been studying this. 217 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:42,843 Bobby McFerrin. You remember, Don't Worry Be Happy? 218 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:43,878 No. 219 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,514 He's an IT consultant in Seattle right now. 220 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:47,615 Bullshit. 221 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,851 And the little short girl on Family Ties? 222 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,020 She's workin' the streets. That's all I'm sayin'. 223 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,388 What the fuck? You're making shit up. 224 00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:55,790 Okay. 225 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:59,360 Okay, I made that shit up. But this shit is true. This is true, man. 226 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:03,331 People who used to be famous, they have to get themselves a real job. 227 00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:05,366 I ain't gonna be one of those people. 228 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:07,034 That's what you don't understand. 229 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,938 Shwayne, get a real job. Get a real job. 230 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,740 Let me help you get a real job, okay? 231 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,475 Get a real friend. 232 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:17,478 Get someone your own age to hang out with, 233 00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:20,881 instead of hangin' out with me and Danthony, you know what I'm sayin'? Go home, man. 234 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,217 I'm not hangin' out with you. I don't want to hang out with you. 235 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:24,552 What you doing here, then? 236 00:11:24,652 --> 00:11:28,422 What's wrong with you? Ain't you got no respect? I took care of your ass. 237 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,391 I respect you, motherfucker. 238 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:34,729 I respect you more when you back your car out of my driveway and go home. 239 00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:46,540 Tim is much happier these days. We left Japan. 240 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,343 He bought his very own place back in Santa Barbara, 241 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:53,981 and the great thing is that now he's back with all his old friends. 242 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,817 He really come a long way. He's 16. 243 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,388 And he's very own man now. 244 00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:03,524 You go down, and you come back and you flip it. 245 00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:08,529 The great thing is, being his manager has been an amazing experience for me. 246 00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:11,565 Now I'm very happy, and I think Tim is happy, too. 247 00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,367 You want me to organize you a mini-van? 248 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,568 - Yeah! - Okay. 249 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:15,736 - Thanks, Bruce! - Yes. 250 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,339 Everything's been great since I moved back here in Santa Barbara. 251 00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:20,007 I've got new management. 252 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,043 I'm back into skating more competitively now. 253 00:12:23,144 --> 00:12:26,347 I've actually been skating more than I ever did in Japan, too. 254 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:29,283 Me and Omeya are doing well. 255 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,552 We're gonna have a long-distance relationship. 256 00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:34,889 Her parents are letting her stay with me during school breaks. 257 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,026 My mom's back here, too. 258 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,529 We don't really see each other much. 259 00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:44,331 She's pretty pissed off about the whole firing thing. 260 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,635 I bought her a house here, so I think she's doing fine. 261 00:12:49,637 --> 00:12:52,206 My life has been turned upside-down. 262 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:54,175 The lawyers got involved, 263 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:57,545 and Tim has really fucked me up big time. 264 00:12:57,645 --> 00:13:01,148 They claim that Tim is the one who get all the money, 265 00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:05,252 so until we sort that out, I'm pretty much stuffed. 266 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:11,759 Tim has bought us a family home in Santa Barbara, 267 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,395 but let me tell you, this house is shit. 268 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:18,299 It's not big enough to swing a dog's dick. 269 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,269 It's got four bedrooms upstairs. Look at this living room. 270 00:13:22,937 --> 00:13:24,405 It's not exactly living it up. 271 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,774 Get off the floor, please. The floor is not for sitting on. 272 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,709 Take the dog outside to do a shit. 273 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:32,513 Well, we had a lot of excess Gay Style stock left over, 274 00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:36,517 but I found it quite useful for decorating around the new house. 275 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:40,754 The cock cushions, just a scatter cushion... 276 00:13:40,955 --> 00:13:42,022 Like so. 277 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:46,961 We have just a cock box here where I put my remote. 278 00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:51,298 Oh, and I have my lychee lickable runners. 279 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:55,402 So those work quite well. They're comfy for around the house, too. 280 00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:59,206 I had to sack my housekeeper, Cho, 281 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:04,278 so now I have to take on full duties of housekeeper and home mom. 282 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:05,613 Sit up straight, please. 283 00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:09,850 And I have to tell you, being a household mom is shit. 284 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:13,921 You have to constantly look after your children. 285 00:14:13,988 --> 00:14:15,122 Drink for you. 286 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:19,460 Cindy is a very difficult child. She cause a lot of trouble for me. 287 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,895 Very, very naughty. 288 00:14:24,265 --> 00:14:25,799 I give Tim everything. 289 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:30,271 I give him money, success, a future, and what does he give me in return? 290 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:33,641 A shit house in the suburbs. Thank you very much, Tim. 291 00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:38,546 Luckily my second son, Luke, is doing very well. 292 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:43,551 I'm still home-schooling him so he can focus on his golf practice. 293 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:46,186 You have to try hard if you want to be Tiger Woods. 294 00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:48,055 He wants to go pro one day, 295 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:54,395 so I am doing my best to encourage that, and we'll see how we go. 296 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:59,400 Look. Look what we got today. 297 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:02,903 The role of a mother is a very, very hard one. 298 00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,471 I've learned that. 299 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:08,742 You have to do your very best for your children. 300 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:12,680 You have to devote your life to them. 301 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,747 Hold the ball. 302 00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:19,353 I'm not perfect. No one's perfect. 303 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,590 I'm just a mother trying to do my very best. 304 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:27,428 And if you don't like that, then that's not my fault. 305 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,235 Jump in. 306 00:15:35,336 --> 00:15:38,138 Me and Nath, we're going into town for final farewells. 307 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,141 As a special treat, I'm letting Nath drive, 308 00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,944 'cause like, we've been training up and that around the farm, 309 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,547 and he's getting pretty good. 310 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:52,519 If we do get busted, then I'm gonna tell the cops that I'm Nath and he's Daniel, 311 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:55,889 'cause we look the same, so they won't be able to tell. 312 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,558 Won't stand up in court. 313 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,493 You wanna just do mainies for a while? 314 00:16:00,995 --> 00:16:03,263 It's the last time you're gonna see Dunt, mate. 315 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,666 Should say goodbye to Chloe. 316 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:08,702 See ya, Nathan. 317 00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:12,706 What the fuck did you do that for? 318 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,908 Fuckin' knob. She's hot. 319 00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:17,678 Yeah, so we're just gonna do all the traditional shit, 320 00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:20,981 do all the stuff Nath loves, just for one last time. 321 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,516 Yeah! 322 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,551 Just visit all the places Nath likes. 323 00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:25,619 Hurry up! 324 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,822 Just do all the stuff that you can do in Dunt. 325 00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:34,228 Probably go to the tree where Dad died. 326 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,697 Yeah, me and Nath go there a fair bit. 327 00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:38,432 It's sort of weird, and a little bit gay, 328 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:41,135 but like, I talk to Dad at the tree sometimes. 329 00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:45,472 It's just a secret thing that we do. Sometimes we don't even tell Mum. 330 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,810 G'day, Dad. Just wanted to bring Nath over, 331 00:16:50,611 --> 00:16:52,413 seeing how he's leaving in the morning and... 332 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:58,185 Steve's driving him, so just want to bring him over to say, "See you," and that. 333 00:16:58,886 --> 00:16:59,887 Um... 334 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,524 Oh, yeah. We had this farewell party planned for him, and we had these... 335 00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,426 We invited all these legends. 336 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:09,496 You would have loved it. It had Blake Oakfield, your favorite surfer. 337 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,299 We had these other blokes, you wouldn't know them, 338 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,768 a rapper and a skater. 339 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,639 They were all gonna come, right, but Gran, your mom, 340 00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:21,608 she forgot to invite them, so they're not coming. 341 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,811 It's still gonna be good, but, because we got like... 342 00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:28,315 The Lovells are coming, and my mates, and, yeah. 343 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,983 It'll be good. 344 00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,953 Dad, I was thinking, like, 345 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:37,725 you know how I said that me and Nath were gonna run the farm and that? 346 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:41,862 And, like, when we left school just get it all successful and shit? 347 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:47,234 Well, now Nath's going to deaf school, it doesn't look like we can do that. 348 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:55,743 But I was thinking, like, we're not really like men yet. 349 00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:57,911 We're sort of still a bit like kids. 350 00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:05,018 So when Nath comes back, in like two years, we'll be more like men. 351 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:09,723 We'll be, like, stronger and just know more shit and that. 352 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,993 So that's when we'll do it. We'll definitely do it. 353 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,463 We'll get it all up and running and successful and... 354 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,767 And do all the shit we promised, so you don't have to worry. 355 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,506 Um, yeah. That's it. 356 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:32,546 So, Nath wants to have a word and he's got a photo that he wants to leave with you, 357 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,481 so you don't forget him while he's gone. 358 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,250 So, cool. See you. 359 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,414 Oi, Nathan! 360 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,383 Not there, dickhead! 361 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,451 Get in the car. 362 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,288 Fuck's sake. 363 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:24,798 Hey, nigga, after you finish vacuuming my car, 364 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,900 I'm gonna get you to polish my balls. 365 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,936 Nigga, shut the fuck up, man. 366 00:19:29,036 --> 00:19:31,905 I wouldn't let you do that even if you wanted to, nigga. 367 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,008 How'd you like to be locked in? 368 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,211 Hell, no. 369 00:19:37,311 --> 00:19:38,579 You locked in there? 370 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:42,316 What's happened there? Some kind of malfunction with the door there. 371 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,417 Open this fuckin' door, man! 372 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,686 What's goin' on? What, you can't get out of there? 373 00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:50,457 You know what, I'll let you out of there if you rap my biggest selling... 374 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,125 Look, nigga, open the fuckin' door. 375 00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:55,495 Like, my second biggest selling single in the United States. Rap that. 376 00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:56,697 Then I'll let you out. 377 00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:58,165 You at the animal zoo 378 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,266 Nigga, that's it. 379 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:04,071 I can't believe you did that shit, motherfucker. 380 00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:06,006 You still do that shit, motherfucker. 381 00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:08,375 You crying? Are you crying? 382 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,476 You can do the rest yourself. 383 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,645 Danthony, are you crying? There's no need to cry about it, man. 384 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,146 Fuck it, man. 385 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,783 Don't fuckin' do that shit! Don't fuckin' do that! 386 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,452 What now, nigga? What now? 387 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:19,920 You wanna fuckin'... 388 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,989 Hey, yo, yo, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up. 389 00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:24,424 ...is actually S.mouse, right. That's his real name. 390 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,492 Hey, yo, nigga. 391 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,560 Now he's got this new song... 392 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,428 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck! 393 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,164 I want you guys to hear it, let me know what you think. Crazy record... 394 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,199 What the fuck? 395 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,201 You know, I hear new records all the time. This is out of here. 396 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,269 They're talking about the track here. 397 00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:37,337 Call me up right now and let me know what you think about this. 398 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,974 This is new music from Shwayne Junior on Power 106. Come on. 399 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,977 - Listen to this, listen to this. - Yo, yo. 400 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,581 - Oh, man. - Listen to that! 401 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,817 I fuckin' told you. I fuckin' told you. I told you! 402 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,786 Motherfucker, they're playing your song! 403 00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:53,987 Yeah, yeah! 404 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,658 Yeah! I said that! They got my fuckin' demo. 405 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,028 Motherfuck! Man. 406 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,998 - Yeah! - Yeah! 407 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,099 Hey! 408 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,569 I'm gonna be rich, Dad! I'm gonna be fuckin' rich! 409 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,605 You're a recordin' motherfuckin' artist! 410 00:21:11,672 --> 00:21:12,673 Yeah! 411 00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:25,719 Well, the Fat Boy Surf School, it's going off. I'm stoked with the progress. 412 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,288 Yeah, we've had way less broken boards, 413 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,291 and we're getting a few of the young blokes up and standing. 414 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,565 Standing! Did you see him surfing? 415 00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:40,434 It's good to do something for the community, you know? 416 00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:41,969 It's good to be giving back. 417 00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:43,036 Who would have thought? 418 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,340 I've decided recently that I'm gonna give surfing a go again, 419 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,043 I'm gonna come out of retirement and make a comeback. 420 00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:54,514 I've agreed to do the Billabong Legends of Surfing Tour. 421 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,316 So, yeah, I've been in training for that. 422 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,318 Hey, Dad! 423 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,120 I think it's the new balls, to be honest. 424 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,290 I think my new balls have given me a sort of confidence. 425 00:22:04,358 --> 00:22:08,295 Oi, Packo's up there. He must have heard. 426 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:09,963 What a dickhead. 427 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:14,568 Yeah, today's a big day, actually, 'cause I've decided that I'm gonna surf Blakey's. 428 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,604 It's probably the first time in about 10 years that I've done that. 429 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,840 Right-o boys, let's go! 430 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:25,045 Oi Packo, this will teach you for shooting my balls off! 431 00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:26,079 I'm back! 432 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,048 I'm shitting myself a little bit, to be honest, 433 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:31,118 but, you know, it's gonna be good to reclaim it. 434 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:32,419 Mucca, mucca, mucca! 435 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,720 Oi, oi, oi! 436 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:34,855 Mucca, mucca, mucca! 437 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:35,956 Oi, oi, oi! 438 00:22:36,056 --> 00:22:37,157 - Mucca! - Oi! 439 00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:38,458 - Mucca! - Oi! 440 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:39,726 Mucca, mucca, mucca! 441 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,194 Oi, oi, oi! 442 00:22:51,071 --> 00:22:52,773 Daniel, the Lovells just called. 443 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:56,777 They're not gonna be able to make it to the party, so it's just us. 444 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,311 Did you hear what I said, Daniel? 445 00:22:58,512 --> 00:22:59,579 Yeah. 446 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,249 Right, grub's up, fellas. There's chips and sambos. 447 00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:04,017 Did you want to chuck this in the fire, man? 448 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:05,452 Yeah, might as well burn it. 449 00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:09,723 Steve and Nathan are leaving first thing in the morning to go to Adelaide, 450 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:11,958 getting up real early and that. 451 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,494 I don't know if I can be fucked getting up for it. 452 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:18,698 I just hate like the big, gay farewell shit and all that, so I probably won't get up. 453 00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:23,904 It's gonna be weird not having Nath around, though. 454 00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:28,408 Like, I'm not gonna miss him, but it's just gonna be weird. 455 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:30,977 Oi, Nathan! 456 00:23:31,645 --> 00:23:34,748 Get over here. We're all here for you, you dickhead. 457 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,417 It'd be nice to get a photo of the boys. 458 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,119 Yes, like a group shot. 459 00:23:39,186 --> 00:23:40,153 Yeah. 460 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,824 Yes, that's a good idea. Oh, it's lovely out here. 461 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,359 Penny would have loved it. 462 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,195 Is that your mate from jail? 463 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,262 Mmm-hmm. 464 00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:50,497 Yeah, she loved the country. 465 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,766 Well perhaps you should ask her to come out and visit. 466 00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,801 That'd be lovely, Kerry. Thanks for that. 467 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:59,005 It would have been good if the legends did come, but it's still good. 468 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,609 Like, just having my mates and friends and family and shit around. 469 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,178 Boys, you gonna light that fire or what? 470 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,214 Yeah. You got the fire lighters? 471 00:24:07,314 --> 00:24:08,882 I don't know where they are, man. 472 00:24:08,982 --> 00:24:10,750 In the back of Steve's car. 473 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,519 Oi, Nathan! Nath. 474 00:24:12,986 --> 00:24:15,789 Go and get the fire lighters out of the back of Steve's ute. 475 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,791 But having those blokes here, 476 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:21,928 Blake, Tim, S.mouse. Oh, that would have been a legendary party. 477 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:24,631 Would have been an awesome send-off for Nathan. 478 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:27,767 Yeah, Nath would have remembered that forever.