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‐IRIS KIMURA: Mr. Judd.
‐Does yoga burn a lot
of calories?
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Because we're losing profits
in the food court.
Can they like, move more?
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Let's go live to Avenue 5.
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I see a warning light.
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(SIREN BLARING)
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(CROWD SHOUTS)
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Whose dog is this?
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What's your plan?
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What is the matter
with you people?!
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‐Are you Australian?
‐I'm English.
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‐What the fuck?
‐I'm not a captain, either.
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‐(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
‐Are you an admiral?
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RYAN CLARK: Joe is
the real captain of the ship.
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I've got some difficult news.
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We won't get home
for three years.
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‐(CROWD GASPS)
‐What?
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(SCREAMS)
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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RYAN CLARK: Hi!
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(SHUSHING)
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Ladies‐‐ Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I know
that you have some questions,
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and I will answer them.
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Don't insult us!
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What? I‐‐
How was that insulting?
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‐We know what's going on.
‐Yeah, we know.
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We‐‐
We hit a patch of choppy space.
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Mission control said three years
to get home.
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‐I was in the room.
‐She was in the room!
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Yeah, you know what? Better if
one of us speaks, babe.
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Yeah, look, that.
That is what I heard.
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‐(CLAMORING)
‐RYAN: Okay...
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‐GARETH: We're all gonna die
in space!
‐RYAN: I'm gonna just get rid
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of that, because
it does look a little bit stark.
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This is Billie,
our chief engineer.
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I'm now gonna pass over
the explanation baton to Billie.
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‐(STUTTERS)
‐Go ahead, just take it!
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Okay. So... (CLEARS THROAT)
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‐We were due to attempt‐‐
‐Can you speak up?
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Uh... Yeah. Um...
So, we were due to attempt a‐‐
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‐Hold it further from your face!
‐You're popping there.
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Okay, um, so the plan was
to use Titan's gravity
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as an assist
to save propellant‐‐
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English, please.
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Which one of those words
was not English, sir?
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‐Propellant.
‐(QUIETLY) Propellant?
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‐Propellant's Eng‐‐
‐Just make it less,
uh, technical.
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It‐‐ You know.
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Uh... So, um...
Saturn is a big, big planet,
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um, with a big, big moon, Titan,
and we were gonna use...
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‐Titan's gravity
as a propellant‐‐
‐Propellant again!
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PIERRE: What the fuck
are you talking about?
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‐(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
‐Okay, I can't‐‐
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SPIKE MARTIN:
Hey, buddy, have some respect.
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She might be a spanner spinner,
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but there's no need
to patronize her.
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You go ahead, kid.
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Okay, you don't patronize me
by telling me
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not to be patronized, okay?
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It's just‐‐ it's hard to know
what you can say these days.
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It's really not that hard.
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MIA: Hello, hello! We are still
waiting for an explanation.
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Okay, listen, so basically,
we have missed our turning.
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Okay? So now we're stuck going
the long way around.
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Is that simple enough
for you guys?
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‐Or should I go
and get some crayons...
‐(CLAMORING)
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...draw this crap on the walls
for you. Maybe use diagrams,
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‐little pretty colors...
‐Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
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...keep it real easy.
I mean, it‐‐
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Whoa, whoa, Billie,
I think that's enough jargon.
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‐(SCOFFS)
‐RYAN: Uh...
It's been a long day,
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and, uh... Billie is naturally
quite brutal.
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You are gonna shit these people
up if you're not careful.
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I was holding back.
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‐(CLAMORING)
‐RYAN: Listen, I‐‐
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I will answer your questions...
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after the service
tomorrow morning.
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One of our crew members passed,
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and three other people
are on life support.
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As soon as he's dispatched,
I will be asking questions.
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That is super respectful
of you, ma'am.
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All right.
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Our work here is done.
Very poorly.
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HERMAN JUDD: Ryan betrayed me
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like a character
in a Shakespeare movie.
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Why is he even here?
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You transferred him
from Avenue 3.
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Well, you should have had him
checked.
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You told me not to check him,
just to get him.
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‐No, I didn't!
‐IRIS KIMURA: Yes, you did!
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Pull up the minutes
of the conversation.
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You told me not to keep minutes.
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Oh, how convenient for you.
You don't keep them anyway?
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Not even for a memoir?
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I'm sorry, I didn't think
the time you saw a screen grab
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of a guy wearing a captain's hat
and said, "Let's get him,"
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was memoir worthy.
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I'm definitely gonna remember
this conversation
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if that's any help legacy‐wise.
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(SIGHS)
Okay, I have Rav at the ready.
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Rav, what are NASA saying?
Is NASA saying.
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‐Is it "is" or "are"?
‐Is.
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What is they saying?
No, that sounds all wrong.
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‐I sound like an idiot.
‐(SIGHS)
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Don't forget there's a delay.
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‐(GROANS) This... fucking delay.
‐All right, should we just...
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Shut all the holes in our head
and pass out?
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‐Sure, you go first.
‐Okay, I don't know
what your problem is,
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but you need to solve it now
and focus.
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‐Just focus, bro.
‐IRIS: (SNAPS FINGERS) Hey!
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You will have some respect
and you will know your place
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in this organization.
What will you have?
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‐I will have some respect.
‐And what will you know?
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I will know‐‐ I'm sorry,
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I've immediately forgotten
what you just said.
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But I do need to discuss
Joe's funeral.
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‐What about it?
‐We need the coffin.
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Joe can have your coffin.
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‐My coffin?
‐We take it everywhere we go.
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You want me to die, Iris?
Is that it?
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‐No.
‐Did you hesitate?
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‐No!
‐Look.
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‐She did it again.
‐She‐‐ Again.
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I was inhaling.
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Come on. That pregnant pause
was in its third trimester.
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I think it'll be
a very good idea
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to give Joe your coffin.
Good PR.
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‐Fine.
‐RAV: Yes, we have meetings
scheduled with NASA...
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‐I'm not talking!
‐...and other agencies,
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but we will have to contribute
financially.
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Contribute financially.
Oh, that's nice.
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Now, it's a shakedown.
Well, how 'bout this, Rav.
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You tell those assholes‐‐
It is plural.
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You tell them that I may not be
back tomorrow,
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but I will return like
an angry Jesus,
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raining down blood
and filth and terror
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on all those who betrayed me!
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MATT SPENCER: Classic Jesus.
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You mess with his money,
he fucks you right up.
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ALAN: Option one.
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Modify Avenue 3, Lexington,
Broadway, send them out.
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That would cost a fortune.
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Take way too long.
Not an option.
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‐(PHONE RINGS)
‐Hang on.
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(SIGHS) Okay. Next option.
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ALAN: We leave them out there.
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‐(PHONE RINGS)
‐In‐‐
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‐I can't‐‐ Is that important?
‐No. No, no, it's not.
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Go on, go on, go on.
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Uh... In three years,
when they swing by Earth,
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we send a fleet to grab
the survivors,
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the remaining passengers.
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That'd bankrupt
the Judd Corporation
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like four times over.
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Again, not an option.
Come on!
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(WHISPERS) Do you remember
when the Pacific went toxic?
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This is as big as that!
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So, any more options?
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‐No.
‐Okay. Well.
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Just a coffee then. Thank you.
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Joking. Not joking.
Coffee. Coffee.
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♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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God knows none of us expected
to be up here for three years,
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but I can tell you this:
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There is no team
I would rather have at my side.
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So, let's get at it. Mads...
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‐trajectory calculations.
‐We're flying safe, Captain.
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ALL: Fly true.
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Well, I've just mixed us
a cocktail
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of "Keep calm
and suck my balls,"
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because it's not gonna be
three years.
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‐(WHISPERS SHARPLY) Cyrus!
‐Who are you
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and what the hell
happened to your trousers?
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Um... He's from another
section, and we're going back.
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A section I don't know about
where the dress code
is insolent casual?
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(CHUCKLES)
Respectfully, we don't have
to go through all the things
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that you don't know
about right now.
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‐We have three years.
‐Actually, uh,
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when we run it
through my own programs,
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I get a much different result.
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Six months extra journey time.
Max.
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I really do not see how
you're getting six months.
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You don't see it,
because you live in a world
of straight lines,
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and I'm all curves, baby.
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This is Cyrus.
He's still bitter,
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because I got
the NASA internship
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‐and he didn't.
‐(LAUGHING)
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I didn't want it.
I think laterally.
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I'm an improviser, a maverick.
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‐Also, musician.
‐Failed.
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He's a failed musician.
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You've had some success here.
You sure about this? Six months?
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CYRUS: I still need to run it
a few more times,
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quadruple‐check everything,
but...
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You're way less annoying
than you were 30 seconds ago.
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MATT: Feeling fancy?
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Book in for formal night
at the restaurant.
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Lobsters for everyone.
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Unless you're allergic
to seafood,
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‐then you need to get away
from the restaurant. Fast.
‐FRANK KELLY: Three years?
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The kids will be three years
older in three years.
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We gotta get home.
We should try to escape.
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‐Yes!
‐MATT: Yes!
Wait, that's brilliant.
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We can knot
some bed sheets together,
and we can hit the airlock.
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Frank has the same right
to speak as anyone.
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‐Yeah. Who said you could‐‐
‐You said it, babe. Well done.
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MATT: Yeah, shut up, Frank,
and let yourself speak.
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Hey, I have had enough
of your tall attitude
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and your high mouth.
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Iris. Where's...
(IN NEW YORK ACCENT)
..."the boss"?
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It's what Judd wants us
to call him now, apparently.
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‐"The boss."
‐Conference room.
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Oh, and he's donated his coffin
to Joe.
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He knows it's a gift,
not a loan?
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I think so.
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KAREN KELLY: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
Captain. I wish to engage.
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You know what? Um... I need
to be anywhere else. So...
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‐You're good. Don't worry.
‐Mrs. Kelly.
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Okay, so. Tell me
what's going on here,
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and be straight with me
'cause...
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I have had enough bull‐S
to fill a bathtub.
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Just between you and me,
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we may just be looking
at an extra... (INAUDIBLE)
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Six days?
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‐No.
‐No. Six weeks.
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‐Months. Six months.
‐(GROANS)
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What‐‐ What‐‐ (GROANS)
What's that‐‐ What is that?
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You should have just said
the words "six months."
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You dangled six days at me,
and I got excited‐‐
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‐I did not dangle‐‐
‐...and you snatched it away.
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Well, I corrected you instantly.
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You corrected me very slowly,
if I may say so.
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Potential lawsuits might include
loss of earnings,
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mental distress‐‐
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They're not gonna sue the man
that owns the oxygen supply.
236
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,334
You wanna limit
the oxygen supply?
237
00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,088
No. But look into it, but no.
But do.
238
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,299
We can't be defeatist.
239
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,385
A problem is just a solution
without a solution.
240
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(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) Oyez, oyez,
I bring good tidings.
241
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,017
Just been talking
to my favorite engineer,
242
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,728
brilliant mind, terrible knees.
243
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,730
He's been recalculating
and he says
244
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,357
there's a good chance
we'll be back in six months.
245
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,734
(JUDD GRUNTS EXCITEDLY)
246
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:32,072
I am back in the game.
I make the rules. Come here.
247
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,824
We kill problems
like they're babies.
248
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,034
What?
249
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,161
Uh... Can I come in?
250
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,371
Well, that depends. This is
a designated good news area.
251
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,874
No downers, no frowners, missy.
You hear that?
252
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,542
I've been talking
with my NASA contact,
253
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,294
and he says he's working
on a solid plan.
254
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,213
I'm hearing five‐‐ six months.
Six months.
255
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,006
But you're hearing that
from Cyrus.
256
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,175
Cyrus, that's‐‐ Yes.
That's the chap.
257
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,677
Looks like a garden ornament,
but he's, uh‐‐ he's good.
258
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,554
He really exaggerates
his numbers.
259
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,474
He says he's had four
long‐term relationships,
260
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,018
and that his band has been
downloaded 90 million times.
261
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,478
(WHISTLES)
That's very impressive.
262
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,938
Let's see if he can play the bar
one night.
263
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,357
I need to hear the music first.
Most music is terrible.
264
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,484
‐HERMAN: Hm.
‐BILLIE MCEVOY:
Okay, so needless to say,
265
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,653
I think we should
just verify that before‐‐
266
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,947
How many women he's been with
or the other thing?
267
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,699
All of it. No one should say
anything about six months
268
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,119
outside of this room
until we have that verified.
269
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,537
Right. Yeah. (STUTTERS)
We should‐‐
270
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,997
We should, uh... We should
definitely verify that.
271
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,666
‐Right.
‐BILLIE: You haven't told anyone
272
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,292
outside of this room, have you?
273
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,753
‐Me? No.
‐Oh.
274
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,005
No, it's just you and me
and the occupants
275
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,924
of this hollowed out
walnut tree.
276
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:37,303
Anyway. Regardless, it's my tree
and I say yes, we tell now.
277
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,596
We should put it out there.
278
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,014
You know how you make things
happen?
279
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,100
You find someone who'll say
it can happen,
280
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,268
and then you make them say it.
281
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,436
That's how they built
the pyramids.
282
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,857
Right. I never really bought
the whole slaves theory.
283
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,608
‐Billie.
‐BILLIE: Yeah.
284
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,360
JUDD: We'll tell them
after the funeral.
285
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:54,946
SUSAN: Okay. Um... Sorry.
286
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:58,616
All right, so Susan says
that NASA can offer
287
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both expertise and resources.
288
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:04,789
We can, but there is, of course,
the question of cost.
289
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,040
‐Hi, by the way.
‐Sorry, Alan.
290
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:09,586
‐Okay. Hi.
‐Sure, it's only money. Right?
291
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,338
Can't place a value
on human life. Legally.
292
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,632
Well, I know a man who would,
does, and will.
293
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,634
How much "only money"
we talking about?
294
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,845
Okay. This is the overall cost
to NASA...
295
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,264
‐ALAN: Okay.
‐...which would have
to be reimbursed.
296
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,474
Oh, um... It wants a password.
297
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,143
Oh, send it back. Here.
298
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,021
(CHUCKLES)
Just give me your password.
299
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,231
Fine, I will come to you.
300
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,649
We're planning
a joint space mission.
301
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,109
You won't share your password?
302
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,235
(CHUCKLES)
303
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,737
‐(SUSAN CLEARS THROAT)
‐(RAV SIGHS)
304
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,697
Let's just...
305
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,741
RAV: Mm.
306
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,662
‐Right. Oh.
‐Mother f‐‐
307
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,206
(SIGHS) Is‐‐ Is that the figure
308
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,583
or a phone number we call
to get the figure?
309
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,086
Rav booked us on this trip.
She did this.
310
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,338
Yeah, to save our marriage...
311
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,923
because you couldn't keep
your hungry beaver
312
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,341
from chomping on wood.
Thank you.
313
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,468
I wish your mouth was this dirty
when the lights were off.
314
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,053
She just wanted us to have
honeymoon number two.
315
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,722
People usually have sex
on their honeymoons. Not us.
316
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,016
Why don't we just use the time
to rekindle?
317
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,976
We are way beyond rekindling.
318
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,603
Doug,
my heart is not a barbecue!
319
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,521
I wouldn't say
we're "way" beyond anything.
320
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,815
Everybody is looking‐‐
I'm so sorry.
321
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,275
‐Things are a little‐‐
‐Toxic.
322
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,028
‐Tricky. At the moment.
‐MAN: Yeah, we can hear.
323
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,446
We're in the cabin next door.
324
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,573
And I'm underneath you.
I can hear you.
325
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,951
Yeah, but you have
super‐sensitive hearing. So...
326
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,536
‐Okay, Doug‐‐
‐I'm at the end of the corridor.
327
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,537
And I can hear them.
328
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,039
Well, you have
super‐evil hearing.
329
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,208
‐Get a life.
‐Hey, guys.
330
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,044
If there's anything I can do
to help you escape
331
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,380
this fetid barf bag
you seem to be tied up in,
332
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,216
‐then just let me know.
‐Yeah, actually,
maybe you can make
333
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,759
an appointment
for the counselor.
334
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,553
I would say yes,
but the counselor's booked up
335
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,347
‐for a year solid.
Today's been like
‐What?
336
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,058
Black Friday for emergency
mental health care.
337
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,311
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
338
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,314
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Joe.
339
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,109
You inspired us all.
340
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,656
No matter how little expertise
or technical knowledge we had,
341
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,784
you made us feel like
we knew what we were doing.
342
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,830
And he‐‐ he did that
for every‐‐ everybody. I know.
343
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,165
There was no one like you, Joe.
344
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,794
And now...
there definitely isn't.
345
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,339
Farewell, old friend.
346
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,217
‐Fly safe.
‐Shh!
347
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,886
Your shift has ended.
348
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,847
(JUDD CLEARS THROAT)
349
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,851
Um...
350
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,103
That was weird.
351
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,440
I'm just a passenger
on the ship like all of you.
352
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:39,277
I know nothing of the day to day
goings on.
353
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,697
That has literally nothing to do
with Herman Judd.
354
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,199
Okay?
355
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:50,038
But if there are people
to blame, they shall be blamed.
356
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,541
I say that respectfully
and without hinting
357
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,045
at any personal liability.
I owe that...
358
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,590
to this great guy.
359
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,425
May he rest.
360
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,929
(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
361
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,558
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
362
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:14,520
He runs a space travel company.
He knows nothing about space.
363
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,607
‐He's a good speaker.
‐I'm sorry, who are you?
364
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,025
You just embarrassed yourself.
365
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,194
Why? 'Cause I didn't recognize
the janitor?
366
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:28,034
(SINGS) ♪ There's a starman ♪
367
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,912
♪ Waiting in the sky ♪
368
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:34,582
♪ He'd like to come
and meet us, but... ♪
369
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,667
So, uh, there may be
some more bad news,
370
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,878
or as I'm learning to call it,
news.
371
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,881
The casket is sprayed
solid gold, lead underneath,
372
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,133
and weighs over 800 pounds
without Joe in it,
373
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,843
‐and Joe is a big guy.
‐There's a man in there.
374
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,179
‐This is not about numbers.
‐I'm telling you,
it's problematic.
375
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:52,975
♪ I had to phone someone
I wish it could be Joe ♪
376
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:57,730
♪ Hey that's far out
Like Joe's far out in space ♪
377
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:02,527
♪ Turn on the TV
Sadly, Joe's on TV ♪
378
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,403
Told you. All music is terrible.
379
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:10,993
♪ Let the children lose it
Let all the children... ♪
380
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,872
♪ Boogie ♪
381
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,583
And we will...
let the children boogie.
382
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,335
Thank you, Matt.
383
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:23,881
Sanji, our regular singer,
is, uh... is injured.
384
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,801
Uh... He's expected to make
a full recovery, so...
385
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,929
there's justice. Billie.
386
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,557
(MACHINE WHIRS)
387
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,935
‐It's a very heavy coffin.
‐Please stop talking near me.
388
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,816
RYAN: He's leaving us, Billie.
389
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,155
Why isn't he leaving us?
390
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,739
Well, I told you.
391
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,117
You didn't tell me
this was gonna happen.
392
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,287
Is this because of the weight?
393
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,790
The ship is so large that it has
its own gravitational pull.
394
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:58,833
That's a good thing, right?
395
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,085
I mean, nobody wants
a little wussy ship.
396
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,380
‐What is he doing?
‐KAREN: Whatever it is,
he needs to stop it.
397
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,340
SPIKE: He's orbiting us.
398
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,051
It's a lap of honor, right.
Then, he's gonna shoot off.
399
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,053
No, like the little guy
just said,
400
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,932
he will be orbiting us
again, and again, and again...
401
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,058
RYAN: What?
402
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,978
JUDD: Get him away from my ship!
403
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,273
Doesn't my coffin have rockets
or a self‐destruct?
404
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,442
Why would your coffin
have a self‐destruct?
405
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:28,571
So that nobody can plant
incriminating bodily fluids
on my corpse.
406
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,822
Makes sense.
407
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:33,784
Joe is a moon. He'll pass by us
every hour or so.
408
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:38,289
Well, in a way, that's...
I don't wanna say "dependable,"
409
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,250
but, uh... I'm gonna go
with "macabre."
410
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,714
Uh...
What's the little rectangle?
411
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,466
What is that? What is that?
412
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,802
We understand that's
Mr. Judd's coffin.
413
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,262
How‐‐ How does that happen?
414
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,598
Is it‐‐ Is it a drill?
A coffin rehearsal?
415
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,476
ALAN: Ah. Uh... Hello.
416
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,646
Is the screen frozen
or is he just not moving?
417
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,813
ALAN: It's just the delay.
418
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,357
Zip your lips
and open your ears.
419
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,442
I'm gonna lay down
some big words.
420
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,486
We solved the issue
on our own.
421
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,988
Back in six months, see?
I'm great.
422
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,573
Now I'm gonna eat
this protein ball
423
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,325
while I wait for your reply.
424
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,577
That can't be right, can it?
425
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,330
Suck on that, NASA!
426
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,082
"NASA" stands for...
427
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,252
"Not Anymore, Stupid Assholes!"
428
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,294
Oh.
429
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,505
(CHUCKLES) Okay. Wow.
430
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,007
‐He did not mean that.
‐I have seen enough.
431
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,677
‐This has been so useful.
Door's over there.
‐Okay.
432
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,428
‐Let get that.
‐Let's stay in touch.
433
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,390
(RAV SIGHS)
434
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,479
Ladies and gentlemen,
could I have‐‐
435
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,480
Could you gather around?
436
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,524
Could I have your attention,
please?
437
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,025
Oh, thank you.
438
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,736
Uh... Excuse me.
Everybody, listen up.
439
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,280
The captain has some news.
440
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,448
Yeah, you‐‐ you should
probably get down from there.
441
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,534
‐Sturdy hands‐‐
‐Do you mind? I have a husband.
442
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,911
‐Oh! Oh‐‐ I'm here.
‐Well, shoot me for caring.
443
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,416
Okay, I just wanted
to let you know
444
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,377
that, uh, I've been running
a few options,
445
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,797
and we think we may have found
a faster way home.
446
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,967
‐Is it less than six months?
‐Yes, it is.
‐BAILEY: Oh!
447
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:17,221
‐(CHEERING)
‐No! No! No, no, no, no.
448
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,390
Wait, no.
It's less than three years.
449
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,349
(GROANING)
450
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,518
It could be as little
as six months.
451
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:24,729
(MATT CLAPS)
452
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,981
‐Thanks, Matt.
‐We already knew that.
453
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,151
‐What?
‐Yeah, I told a few people.
454
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,155
Who heard about this from her?
455
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:36,907
‐RYAN: Jesus.
‐MATT: Okay, great.
456
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:41,287
And of those people,
how many of you love fudge?
457
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,956
Just thought it would be good
to think about
something positive.
458
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,334
‐RYAN: Okay.
‐Captain? Captain, can I...
459
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,419
DEVON:
The captain's a shithouse.
460
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,755
Just a quick word.
So, uh... bit of an update.
461
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,633
The three injured passengers,
no longer injured.
462
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,844
‐At last, a bit of good news.
‐No, no, no. Um... They're dead.
463
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,723
Probably should have led
with that, Billie.
464
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,891
Right.
465
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,352
Hey, you're not, uh...
466
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,270
getting into some escape pod,
are you?
467
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,732
Ma'am, if I had an escape pod,
I would put you in it.
468
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,653
(QUIETLY) And set
the fucking thing on fire.
469
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,697
‐I'm not done with you yet.
‐You are very done.
470
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,075
Six months?
Why can't we get six months?
471
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,869
There's more brains
in this room
than a lifetime of sausages.
472
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,330
On it.
Also, the acceleration needs
473
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,498
to be realigned iteratively
474
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,874
or the gravity system
could fail again.
475
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,250
Just say "reset the gravity."
476
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,127
We don't need to make things
sounds cleverer than they are.
477
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,588
‐(PHONE RINGS)
‐Of course, your highness.
478
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,633
Rav. Yes, I caught you out
on a different number.
479
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,176
‐(DEVICE BEEPS)
‐What in the‐‐ Rav? Hello?
480
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,762
‐(GROANS) God damn it!
‐Do you want to try again?
481
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,222
Yes, but I need a new wrist.
482
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,683
Been a long day.
483
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,726
What say we, uh,
grab a drink, let our hair down?
484
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,853
I'm not impressed
by your space career.
485
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,659
RYAN: (IN ENGLISH ACCENT)
Am I disturbing you?
486
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,619
My life is disturbance.
487
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,413
I... just needed a moment.
488
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,083
Not normally one for prayer.
489
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,002
That's not gonna change.
490
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,630
IRIS: How'd it go
telling the passengers
it was six months?
491
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,424
RYAN: Uh... Not great.
492
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,093
They all called me a shithouse.
493
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,762
I'm not surprised.
494
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,723
Seems like we've both
been feeling it.
495
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,934
‐If you ever need
a shoulder to‐‐
‐Noted.
496
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,440
Well, maybe if I go first,
then...
497
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,609
‐you know, it might help you‐‐
‐IRIS: My grandfather got me.
498
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:40,364
The only person I felt
truly myself with, you know?
499
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,659
I was nine years old
when he took me rowing
for the first time.
500
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,328
Just us,
out on the lake together,
501
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,330
peacefully in nature.
502
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,877
Then he had a heart attack
right in front of me and died.
503
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,920
I had to row back to shore
alone,
504
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,422
his lifeless body with me.
505
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,132
RYAN: Oh, my God.
506
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,968
That...
507
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,972
That is terrible.
That is truly, truly awful.
508
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:09,560
This person I loved,
staring flatly at me...
509
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,189
All I wanted to do was scream
or cry, but I couldn't. I...
510
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,607
just had to keep rowing.
511
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,652
I had to say to myself,
"Pull through, Iris.
512
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,820
Pull through."
513
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,324
IRIS: (SIGHS)
And now it's happening again.
514
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,368
Except this time, I'm not alone.
515
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,246
I'm with you.
516
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,956
Oh, no, wait.
That's not a uniform,
517
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,751
that's a costume because
you're not a real captain,
518
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,836
you giant, shitty fraud.
519
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,089
(PEOPLE APPROACHING)
520
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,884
What's wrong? What's happened?
How bad is it?
521
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,595
Iris was...
uh, was in a rowing boat and‐‐
522
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,889
I just rowed out
and rowed back again.
523
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,225
Hey.
524
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,436
Cool. So, coffins.
525
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,438
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Are we sure that transparent
526
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,815
is really appropriate?
527
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,442
(SCOFFS)
I think we passed appropriate
like three corpses ago.
528
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,610
I mean, they're light.
529
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,987
A compressed jet of air
will fire them out of orbit.
530
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,572
Unseemly, yet practical.
531
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,698
‐Good job.
‐Thanks.
532
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,534
How are you doing, Billie?
533
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,952
‐Uh... I'm fine.
‐Yeah?
534
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,120
'Cause you have gone above
and beyond.
535
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,330
It's not a problem. It's fine.
536
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,583
I'm happy to hear any concerns,
is what I'm saying.
537
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,377
Well, um...
538
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,921
‐my concern is, uh, that...
‐Uh‐huh.
539
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,423
...you have no skills
as a captain
540
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,925
‐beyond fuzzy charm...
‐Right.
541
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,802
...which is already kind
of getting old.
542
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,845
‐And, uh...
‐Noted.
543
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,346
...you can't seem to hold
the same accent,
544
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,806
which is kinda crazy.
545
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,349
‐And, uh... Also...
‐Right.
546
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,060
...if you hand me the mic again
to talk to those passengers,
547
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,979
I will beat you over the head
with it,
548
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,981
and I will ram it down
your esophagus.
549
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,148
‐She's not wrong.
‐BILLIE: You.
550
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,484
You need to handle
Judd the business Sasquatch,
551
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,611
'cause otherwise,
he starts flinging his shit
552
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,530
and telling NASA
to go fuck themselves.
553
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,825
I mean, he is like‐‐ You know,
the best analogy I can think of
554
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,035
is he's like an idiot
in charge of a spaceship,
555
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,997
but that is not an analogy,
that is just a fact.
556
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,666
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT)
Wait‐‐ Wait a minute.
Judd said what to NASA?
557
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,918
He told NASA
that we don't need them.
558
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,045
Oh, shitting aunts!
559
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,756
Oh, this is...
560
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,466
‐Where is he now?
‐In the kitchen.
561
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,718
RYAN: Is he? Oh, that's good.
562
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,469
Maybe he's climbing
into a freezer
563
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,179
and hoping to wait
the whole thing out.
564
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:12,516
He wants the menu to reflect
stress eating. It's a boom time.
565
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,934
RYAN: Billie. Do you wanna...
566
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,898
It sucks that there are no foods
that begin with J.
567
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,441
‐There are.
‐Name one.
568
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,359
Jalapeño.
569
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,652
Not a proper J.
570
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:31,368
So, I hear that NASA extended
a hand and you shat in it.
571
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,579
You wanna just take me through
the thought process there?
572
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,872
'Cause that's sounds like
a bad idea.
573
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,081
(CHUCKLES)
It's a really bad idea.
574
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,042
I don't have any bad ideas
apart from hiring him.
575
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,210
I think if you put your brain
up against NASA's,
576
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,712
you come up
a bit fucking short.
577
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,172
‐Very short.
‐JUDD: First of all,
578
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,383
I have a much greater
social media presence
than NASA does.
579
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,470
Second, don't you ever talk
to me like that again,
580
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,722
unless you do it
with proper English,
581
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:52,973
which is American.
582
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,017
I can't do this much longer.
I can't.
583
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,770
JUDD: Well, you don't have to
because we're gonna be gone
in six months.
584
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,063
What if we...
585
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:03,442
‐Here we go.
‐...slingshot around
Joe's coffin?
586
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,362
Really?
587
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,488
Really?
588
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,574
Just stop suggesting things
you don't understand.
589
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,034
That's gonna be really hard
for me to do,
590
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,995
because I understand everything!
All things!
591
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,998
I'm the alpha and the beta!
592
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,709
I know... so much!
593
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,295
So much!
594
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,255
It's "omega."
595
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:29,385
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
596
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,597
Welcome. Not "welcome."
Less jaunty word than "welcome."
597
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:37,101
We are here to say goodbye
to three great friends.
598
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,897
Mary, Johann, and Mar‐‐
Um... Another Mary.
599
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,316
Let us bid them au revoir.
600
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,693
Not that, I mean, uh...
601
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,237
Bon voyage.
602
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,447
In the name of all of us,
603
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,325
we do thus dispatch these
herein to...
604
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,870
the deep and who knows?
605
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,581
Who... knows?
606
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,502
‐(DEVICE BEEPS)
‐Drop the coffin.
607
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,255
(MACHINE WHIRS)
608
00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:12,678
Great, keep me posted on that.
Gravity reset in one minute.
609
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,763
‐Do Avenue 5 know?
‐Uh...
610
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,517
‐Space is a vacuum.
‐Oh.
611
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,937
That means that a piano
falls at the same rate
612
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,940
as a feather or a baby girl.
613
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,902
Ladies and gentlemen,
this might seem like
614
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:33,282
we're just sending these bodies
scrunched up, dead in a box,
out into space.
615
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,076
It might seem
random, pointless...
616
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,287
without redeeming value.
617
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,539
Goodbye.
618
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,792
You are getting confused
with gravity and mass.
619
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,252
They're the same.
620
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,297
‐No, they are not.
And you know how I know that?
‐(RYAN STUTTERS)
621
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,132
Because they're two
different words.
622
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,509
Maybe‐‐ Maybe‐‐
Maybe we just calm this down.
623
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,679
Maybe we ramp it the fuck up.
(GRUNTS)
624
00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,474
‐Oh, Christ, I hate space.
‐(JUDD GRUNTS)
625
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,936
Mission control must have reset
the gravity.
626
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:05,022
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Gravity reset in 30 seconds.
627
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,315
Fix that delay.
628
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,404
(ALL GROAN)
629
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:16,617
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I so hate gravity, too.
630
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,457
(CLAMORING)
631
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,254
(MATT GRUNTS)
632
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,756
‐KAREN: Thank you.
‐You wanna sing?
633
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:35,094
‐No! All right, people.
Details to me, please.
‐DOUG: Sorry.
634
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:38,347
I'm gonna go do a full inventory
of human damage.
635
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,599
Frank, speak up,
I can't hear you.
636
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,352
‐Zombies!
‐(SCREAMING)
637
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,062
Zombies!
638
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,438
Okay, those aren't zombies.
639
00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,066
Those are just the dismembered
corpses of our dead friends.
640
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,902
Oh, shit, an arm! An elbow!
641
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,196
Keep listing body parts,
that'll fix it.
642
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,364
A hand!
643
00:26:55,447 --> 00:27:00,369
All right! No more will we
be treated like cattle
644
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,745
if anyone can remember them.
645
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,455
My grandfather ran
a dairy farm‐‐
646
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:04,540
‐Hey!
‐Oh, really?
647
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,500
‐There you go. You all right?
‐Thank you.
648
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,211
(RYAN EXHALES)
649
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,713
I really thought we were
gonna turn a corner today,
650
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,758
but now we got Tutankhamen Joe
and three giant
651
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,052
fucking packed lunches
circling the ship.
652
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,765
Together, we start
to fight back!
653
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:22,933
‐Yes!
‐(CHEERING)
654
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,184
‐Come on! Right?
‐Eat the rich!
655
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,436
No, not that.
Come on, who's with me?
656
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,688
(CHEERING)
657
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,442
‐Open a file on Karen Kelly.
‐ALL (CHANTING) Karen!
658
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:35,320
No, they're turning a corner.
A never‐ending one.
659
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,615
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT)
We are black belt
ballsing this up right now.
660
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,242
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Hey! How's it going?
661
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,869
(GRUNTS)
662
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,289
Iris, come find me.
I'm in chickens.
663
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,665
ALL: (CHANTING) Karen!
664
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,709
‐(DEVICE BEEPS)
‐IRIS: Fact check how long
dictatorships last
665
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,294
after the first bout
of chanting.
666
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,795
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
667
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,589
‐(DEVICE BEEPS)
‐Also, ask Mission Control
668
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,383
what the fuck is going on
with the gravity.
669
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,720
Pull through, Iris.
Pull through.
670
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:04,266
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
671
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,578
HERMAN JUDD: I need
more brains around the table.
672
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,330
Last time I left you to solve
the problem,
673
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,831
I looked outside the window
674
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,667
and saw three dead customers
waving back at me.
675
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,043
Well, they weren't waving.
676
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,169
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
677
00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,254
Two words. Worm holes.
678
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,675
‐I miss dogs barking.
‐I can't do this anymore!
679
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,551
You speak passenger.
680
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,553
Maybe you and I can talk about
how we could harness
681
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,764
those people‐wrangling skills.
682
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,849
Okay. Look,
I should make it clear
683
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,519
that coitus
is not on the menu.
684
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,815
That's a very odd menu.
But... sure, absolutely.
685
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,150
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪