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<i>"THE BACHELOR"</i>
<i>RETURNS TO PARADISE.</i>

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Woman: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY

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TO FALL IN LOVE
IN THIS AMAZING SETTING.

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Man: IN MEXICO,
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.

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Woman: THE SEXUAL CHEMISTRY
IS CRAZY.

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<i>AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...</i>

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[ CRYING, SNIFFLES ]

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[ CRYING ]

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HE IS JUST GOING TO KEEP
CHEATING ON YOU.

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WHAT IS THIS
[BLEEP] DRAMA?

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OH, I CANNOT WAIT
TO FIGHT YOU.

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[ WOMEN SCREAMS ]

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HEY, [BLEEP] YOU, DUDE.
I THINK YOU'RE A LIAR.

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YOU MADE ANOTHER GUY CRY.

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<i>PARADISE WILL NEVER BE</i>
<i>THE SAME.</i>

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[ SOBBING ]
I [BLEEP] HATE HIM. HATE HIM!

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HE JUST, LIKE, [BLEEP]
TRICKED ME.

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<i>LIVING IN PARADISE</i>
<i>HAS BUT ONE SIMPLE RULE...</i>

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OH! [ GIGGLES ]

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<i>FIND LOVE...</i>

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Woman: [ Singsongy ]
MY HEART IS COMPLETE!

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YOU CAN HAVE BABIES WITH HIM
RIGHT AWAY.
WE'RE MARRIED!

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<i>...OR GO HOME.</i>

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PEOPLE WANTED SEND YOU HOME
THE DAY YOU CAME HERE.

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I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO PLAY GAMES.

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I DIDN'T COME HERE TO PLOT.

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[ Voice breaks ] LIKE,
I GENUINELY CAME HERE FOR LOVE.

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Man: WELL,
I'M NOT [BLEEP] LEAVING.

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<i>TONIGHT, YOUR FAVORITE</i>
<i>BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES</i>

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<i>ARE COMING TO PARADISE...</i>

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I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE REAL BUTT.

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<i>...FOR A SECOND, OR EVEN THIRD,</i>
<i>CHANCE AT LOVE.</i>

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Ashley I.:
KEEP CLARE AWAY FROM HIM.

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I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT HONEST
WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.

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DON'T LIE.
DON'T LIE TO MY FACE.

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<i>EACH WEEK, SOME WILL BE</i>
<i>SENT PACKING...</i>

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I WANT HIM SLEEPING
WITH ONE EYE OPEN.

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HE'S <i> OBSESSED </i> WITH YOU.
NO!

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<i>...AS NEW SEXY SINGLES</i>
<i>GET READY TO MINGLE.</i>

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Man: TENLEY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF

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A VERY INTERESTING
LOVE TRIANGLE.

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JARED'S DEFINITELY HOT ENOUGH
TO BE MY FIRST.

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<i>...AND IT'S ALL HAPPENING</i>
<i>IN MEXICO</i>

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<i>ON ONE OF THE WORLD'S</i>
<i>MOST BEAUTIFUL BEACHES.</i>

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[ WOMAN SCREAMS AND LAUGHS ]

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<i>WHO WILL FIND LOVE?</i>

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Ashley S.: HE'S LIKE
A PICTURE-PERFECT

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KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.

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Man: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL,
SHE'S SEXY, SHE'S HOT.

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<i>WHO WILL LEAVE</i>
<i>THIS TROPICAL PARADISE</i>

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<i>WITH A BROKEN HEART?</i>

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Woman: THAT'S A LOVE TRIANGLE,
FOR SURE.
[ CRIES ]

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Woman:
THIS GUY IS A SLEAZEBALL.

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Jonathan:
I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF.

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HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

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I'M FIGHTING FOR MY WIFE.

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Woman:
SHE'S ONLY HERE FOR HERSELF.

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I'VE BEEN VERY DIRECT.
I THINK YOU'RE A LIAR.

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[ SOBBING ]

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Woman: I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS IS
A LESSON.

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<i>IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT</i>

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<i>ON THE EXCITING</i>
<i>SEASON PREMIERE OF...</i>

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♪

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HI. I'M CHRIS HARRISON.

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LET'S FACE IT.

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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO PROPERLY ENJOY SUMMER --

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TOES IN THE SAND,

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COLD DRINK IN HAND.

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THANKS, PAULIE.
YOU GOT IT.

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AND, OF COURSE,
A BRAND-NEW SEASON

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OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."

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WE'RE BACK HERE
IN BEAUTIFUL MEXICO.

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IN JUST A BIT,

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SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE
BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES

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WILL BE ARRIVING
IN HOPES OF FINDING TRUE LOVE.

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IT SURE WORKED LAST SEASON
FOR ONE OF OUR COUPLES.

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THEY'RE GONNA GET MARRIED
RIGHT HERE TODAY.

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MORE ON THAT LATER.

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FOR NOW,
GRAB A COLD TROPICAL DRINK,

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KICK BACK, RELAX,
AND GET REACQUAINTED

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WITH SOME OF THE CAST
OF THIS SEASON

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OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."

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[ CRIES AND SNIFFLES ]

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[ SNIFFLES LOUDLY ]

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[ CRYING,
SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

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OH, MY GOSH, ASHLEY.

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PEOPLE BEST KNOW ME AS

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A KARDASHIAN WANNABE
WHO'S A VIRGIN.

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I DO CRY, LIKE, PROBABLY MORE
THAN YOUR AVERAGE INDIVIDUAL.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ACTING LIKE THIS.

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ON "THE BACHELOR," I CRIED
ONCE TO THREE TIMES A DAY.

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[ CRYING ]

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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SINCE "THE BACHELOR," LIFE HAS
BEEN A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN.

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COVER UP? WE'LL SEE?

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LOVE. LOVE.
OKAY.

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I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT
WITH MY SISTER LAUREN.

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SHE'S MY LITTLE SISTER,

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BUT A LOT MORE EXPERIENCED
WITH BOYS THAN I AM.

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[ GIGGLES ]

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LAUREN IS
THE SLUT VERSION OF ME.

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I'M NOWHERE NEAR A VIRGIN.
[ LAUGHS ]

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ALL OF OUR FRIENDS COME TO
LAUREN FOR BOY ADVICE.

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YOU HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO,
I CAN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A TIP.

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YOU'RE IN THERE.

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[ CLATTER ]

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YOU'RE IN THERE.

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I WANNA FALL IN LOVE
REALLY BAD,

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AND I REALLY HOPE
IT'S IN PARADISE.

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I'M IN HERE?
YES. YEAH, GET IN THERE.

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I KNOW IT'S NOT PLAYING
BY THE RULES,

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BUT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING
IF MY SISTER

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IS THERE IN PARADISE.

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SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME
WITH THE GUYS THIS TIME AROUND.

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YEAH?
YEAH.

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IT CLOSES?
YEAH.

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IF LAUREN COULD COME,
I FEEL LIKE SHE WOULD KICK ASS.

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HOW'S THAT?
[ Muffled voice ]
GOOD. LET'S GO.

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ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
I'M READY.

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HI.

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I'M JARED. I'M 26 YEARS OLD.

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I HAVE THIS.
THAT WAS MADE FOR ME.
Kaitlyn: OH, MY...

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THE GUY WHO GOT OUT
OF THAT LIMO AS LOVE MAN

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ON KAITLYN'S SEASON
HAS CHANGED.

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I CAN'T BE LOVE MAN ANYMORE.
THAT WAS FOR KAITLYN.

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I ENDED UP
FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER.

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YOU KNOW, I WISH KAITLYN
WAS STILL IN MY LIFE.

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I WOULD'VE LOVED TO HAVE
MORE TIME WITH HER.

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ALL I WANTED WAS
MORE TIME WITH HER.

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AND TO HAVE THAT TAKEN AWAY
IS A REALLY HARD FEELING.

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I'M COMING TO PARADISE BECAUSE
SOMETIMES THE BEST WAY

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TO MOVE ON FROM SOMEBODY
IS TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE.

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I MIGHT GET THERE
AND MEET A GIRL THE FIRST NIGHT

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AND FALL HEAD OVER HEELS
AND SAY...

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[ CLAPS HANDS ]
"LET'S DO THIS."

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DO I KNOW THAT I STILL
THINK ABOUT KAITLYN A LOT?

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YEAH. IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS
WHERE YOU JUST GOTTA KINDA

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TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

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THERE ARE, LIKE, ANGELS
LITERALLY...

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WHAT IS THIS?

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THE CANDLE?

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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
HI, KITTIES.

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MOST PEOPLE CALL ME
"ONION GIRL."

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THAT, TO ME, IS AN ONION.

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IF IT'S A POMEGRANATE,
THEN GOD BLESS IT.

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I WENT ON THIS SEASON OF
"THE BACHELOR" TO FIND LOVE

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AND ENDED UP FINDING
A POMEGRANATE.

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[ Whispers ] WOW.

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I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD
HAS SEEN THAT NOW,

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BUT THERE'S A LOT MORE TO ME
THAT PEOPLE HAVEN'T SEEN.

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OW! HE BIT ME.
[ OINKS ]

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I LIKE TO GO TO THE FARM
AND PLAY WITH THE ANIMALS.

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[ SQUEALS ]

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I DEFINITELY AM LOOKING
FORWARD TO A SECOND CHANCE

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AT FINDING LOVE.

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[ SQUEALS ]

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MY DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME
TO TRY BOYS ON LIKE SHOES.

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[ CLUCKING ]
SO I AM WILLING TO MAKE A BET

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THAT I COULD FIND LOVE
IN PARADISE.

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HE LIKES ME.

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[ SQUAWKS ]

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I'M TANNER, I'M 28,
I'M FROM KANSAS CITY.

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YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER ME

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FROM KAITLYN'S SEASON
OF "THE BACHELORETTE."

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<i>SHE </i> MIGHT NOT.

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YOU'RE SMART, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,
YOU'RE FUNNY.

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I'M STARTING TO HAVE
REAL FEELINGS.

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[ MUSIC WARPS ]

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YOU KNOW WHO <i> I </i> THINK
IS GOOD-LOOKING? SHAWN.

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SHAWN IS LIKE
A POOR MAN'S RYAN GOSLING.

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YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT US
FOR A MINUTE.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ME?

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WAIT.
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?

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♪

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SINCE I GOT BACK
FROM THE SHOW,

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I'M JUST GETTING BACK
TO NORMAL, EVERYDAY LIFE...

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<i>[ VIDEO GAME EXPLOSIONS ]</i>
WORK,

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HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS...

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DINNER'S READY.
[ MEOWS ]

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I FEEL LIKE I'M A DECENT CATCH,

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BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND
THE RIGHT ONE YET.

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THERE'S A FEW GIRLS ON
MY SHORT LIST

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OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MEET.

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PEOPLE LIKE TENLEY --
SHE SEEMS LIKE A COOL GIRL.

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YOU KNOW,
SAMANTHA I THINK IS CUTE.

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AND, UM, I'M PROBABLY
MOST EXCITED TO SEE JADE.

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THIS TIME,
IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.

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I'M DEFINITELY READY TO <i> TRY</i>
TO FIND LOVE AGAIN.

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ANY ADVICE FOR PARADISE?
[ HONKING ]

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NO?

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I WAS APPROACHED
TO POSE FOR "PLAYBOY,"

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AND I DID.

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AFTER I WAS HONEST WITH CHRIS
ABOUT -- ABOUT DOING "PLAYBOY,"

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I WAS SENT HOME IMMEDIATELY.

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MY HEART WAS BROKEN.

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IT TOOK ME -- IT TOOK ME A WHILE
TO GET OVER IT.

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I FEEL LIKE ONCE I WAS HONEST
WITH CHRIS ON THE SHOW,

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I THINK PEOPLE WERE WAITING
FOR THAT.

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I JUST KIND OF HAD THIS
HUGE OUTPOURING OF SUPPORT.

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EVERYBODY WAS AMAZING.

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I MEAN, AMERICA JUST, LIKE,
HAD MY BACK.

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♪

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TIME TO MOVE ON.

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I DECIDED TO DO "PARADISE"
BECAUSE I KINDA JUST WANNA SEE

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IF THERE'S SOMEBODY
OUT THERE FOR ME.

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I WOULD LIKE TO COME OUT
OF THE SHOW

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WITH A REAL RELATIONSHIP.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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MAYBE IN THREE WEEKS
I <i> WILL </i> BE ENGAGED.

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WHERE ARE THE TOWELS AT?

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OKAY.

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I HAVE A BUTT,
AND IT NEEDS TO BE CENSORED.

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OOH, THE BACK DOOR?
LET'S GO TO THE BACK DOOR.

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MY BLACK BOX HAS BECOME
A PART OF ME,

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AND IT FOLLOWS ME AROUND.

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THE BLACK BOX HAS
COME WITH ME TO PARADISE.

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THE BEACH IS JUST GONNA BE
FULL OF BLACK BOXES.

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I SPENT A LOT OF TIME
PUTTING WORK INTO THIS BUTT,

219
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BUT I CAN'T WORK OUT MY BOOBS.

220
00:07:48,366 --> 00:07:51,269
SO BEFORE I GO TO PARADISE,

221
00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,170
THERE'S JUST ONE THING
I NEED TO DO.

222
00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:55,223
MAYBE TWO.

223
00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:57,259
ALL RIGHT,
YOU READY TO GET MARKED?

224
00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:58,760
I DECIDED TO GET
BREAST IMPLANTS.

225
00:07:58,794 --> 00:08:02,563
I'M DEFINITELY READY TO PUT
MYSELF OUT THERE AGAIN.

226
00:08:02,598 --> 00:08:05,733
I'M READY FOR MY MAN BUFFET
ON THE BEACH.

227
00:08:05,768 --> 00:08:07,685
THERE'S GONNA BE
A LOT MORE FUN IN THE FUTURE.

228
00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,790
I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET THE GUYS
AND SHOW OFF THE GIRLS.

229
00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,209
I'M GONNA BE A BIGGER,
BETTER JILLIAN.

230
00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,810
Man: INCISION.

231
00:08:15,844 --> 00:08:20,715
I'M DAN, I'M 32,
AND I LIVE IN LAS VEGAS.

232
00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:24,452
YOU WOULD KNOW ME
FROM DESIREE'S SEASON.

233
00:08:24,486 --> 00:08:25,920
NOW THAT I'M GOING ON
"PARADISE,"

234
00:08:25,954 --> 00:08:27,338
I WILL NOT BE MAKING
THE SAME MISTAKES I MADE

235
00:08:27,372 --> 00:08:28,573
ON "THE BACHELORETTE."

236
00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:31,475
I'M A LITTLE BIT OLDER NOW.
I'M A LITTLE BIT WISER.

237
00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,077
YEAH, WE DEFINITELY HAVE THAT.

238
00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:34,395
I AM THE WHOLE PACKAGE.

239
00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,197
I'M A BUSINESS OWNER.
I AM A LIBRA.

240
00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:36,965
I HAVE A DOG NAMED BAILEY.

241
00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:40,535
I'M GOING TO PARADISE,
AND I'M BRINGING YOU BACK A MOM.

242
00:08:40,569 --> 00:08:42,037
I REALLY KNOW
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, SO, UH,

243
00:08:42,071 --> 00:08:45,639
THAT'S WHY I'M REALLY EXCITED
TO FIND LOVE IN PARADISE.

244
00:08:45,674 --> 00:08:49,060
WHO'S THIS?
DO YOU LIKE HIM?

245
00:08:49,094 --> 00:08:50,829
MNH-MNH.
NO?

246
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,331
I WAS ON CHRIS SOULES' SEASON
OF "THE BACHELOR."

247
00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:55,082
DO YOU LIKE HIM?
MNH-MNH.

248
00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,618
NO. OKAY.

249
00:08:56,652 --> 00:08:58,319
I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
SHE'S 2 YEARS OLD.

250
00:08:58,353 --> 00:09:00,488
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
NO.

251
00:09:00,523 --> 00:09:02,490
IRELAND IS A VERY OPINIONATED
LITTLE GIRL.

252
00:09:02,524 --> 00:09:04,725
DO YOU THINK -- NO? NO?

253
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,977
MNH-MNH.
I SHOWED HER
SOME PICTURES OF GUYS

254
00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:09,313
THAT I THOUGHT MIGHT BE
ON "BACHELOR IN PARADISE"

255
00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:10,181
SO SHE COULD HELP ME CHOOSE.

256
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,734
MM...NO.

257
00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:15,603
NO?

258
00:09:15,637 --> 00:09:17,372
IT IS VERY FUN,
BUT ALSO VERY HARD... [ LAUGHS ]

259
00:09:17,406 --> 00:09:19,073
BEING HER MOM.

260
00:09:19,108 --> 00:09:22,076
[ GASPS ] WHAT ABOUT HIM?

261
00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:23,577
UM...YEAH.
YEAH?

262
00:09:23,612 --> 00:09:26,197
SHE ACTUALLY LIKED KIRK.

263
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,799
SO MAYBE I COULD MEET HIM.

264
00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,134
I DON'T KNOW. IRELAND THINKS
IT'S A GOOD MATCH.

265
00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:32,570
HEY, GUYS, I'M TENLEY.

266
00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:34,422
YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER ME
AS THE RUNNER-UP

267
00:09:34,456 --> 00:09:35,957
ON JAKE'S SEASON
OF "THE BACHELOR"

268
00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:38,592
AND THE RUNNER-UP
ON "BACHELOR PAD" SEASON 1.

269
00:09:38,627 --> 00:09:41,829
ANYBODY WHO KNOWS MY PAST

270
00:09:41,863 --> 00:09:43,932
KNOWS THAT I'VE HAD
A LOT OF HEARTACHE.

271
00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:46,351
I'VE BEEN MARRIED
AND GONE THROUGH A DIVORCE.

272
00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:48,086
AND THEN JAKE CHOSE VIENNA
OVER ME.

273
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,854
HI!

274
00:09:49,888 --> 00:09:52,757
ON "BACHELOR PAD,"
I ENDED UP MEETING KIPTYN.

275
00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:56,678
KIPTYN AND I WERE IN
A RELATIONSHIP FOR FIVE YEARS.

276
00:09:56,712 --> 00:10:00,714
I IMAGINED HIM BEING THE ONE
I WAS GOING TO MARRY.

277
00:10:00,749 --> 00:10:04,285
BUT WE BROKE UP IN JUNE 2014.

278
00:10:04,319 --> 00:10:06,904
IT WAS A BIG LOSS.

279
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:10,441
AND NOW KIPTYN IS EXPECTING
TO HAVE A BABY

280
00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:13,444
WITH A GIRL HE MET
SOON AFTER ME.

281
00:10:13,478 --> 00:10:16,831
MY HEART WAS SHATTERED
INTO PIECES.

282
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,700
THAT WAS THE DREAM THAT I HAD
KNOWN FOR SO LONG,

283
00:10:18,734 --> 00:10:21,903
THAT KIPTYN AND I WERE GOING
TO HAVE BABIES TOGETHER,

284
00:10:21,937 --> 00:10:26,056
AND SOMEBODY ELSE IS
CARRYING THAT BABY.

285
00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:28,559
♪

286
00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,628
LIFE IS GOING REALLY WELL
FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

287
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,797
I'VE STARTED MY OWN BUSINESS.

288
00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:35,650
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS
IN THE WORLD.

289
00:10:35,684 --> 00:10:37,819
BUT THERE'S ONE THING
THAT'S STILL MISSING.

290
00:10:37,853 --> 00:10:40,555
I'M REALLY READY
TO FIND THAT GUY

291
00:10:40,589 --> 00:10:42,824
THAT'S NOT GONNA LET ME GO.

292
00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:45,192
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"
COULD BE THE START

293
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,343
OF A BRAND-NEW CHAPTER.

294
00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:47,178
I'M SO READY TO FIND LOVE.

295
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,179
♪

296
00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,735
♪♪

297
00:10:58,173 --> 00:10:59,907
ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME.

298
00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:01,342
THE CAST OF
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"

299
00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:02,160
IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE.

300
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:05,663
THEY DON'T KNOW WHO WILL BE HERE
OR WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS.

301
00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:07,799
BUT WE DO KNOW THIS --

302
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,901
THEY'RE ALL HERE
FOR A SECOND CHANCE AT LOVE.

303
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:13,504
WHO WILL FIND IT?
WHO WILL LEAVE BROKEN-HEARTED?

304
00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:15,256
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.

305
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:18,292
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

306
00:11:18,326 --> 00:11:20,027
LET THE JOURNEY BEGIN.

307
00:11:20,062 --> 00:11:22,980
♪

308
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,716
♪

309
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:28,552
Jade: I'M FINALLY HERE
IN PARADISE,

310
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,855
AND IT FEELS INCREDIBLE.

311
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:35,276
THE SCENERY IS
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

312
00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:38,012
I'M NERVOUS. I'M EXCITED,

313
00:11:38,047 --> 00:11:41,349
BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING,
I'M JUST READY FOR THIS.

314
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:42,934
WELCOME TO PARADISE.
THANK YOU.

315
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,569
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

316
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,637
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN GOOD.

317
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,306
LAST WE SAW YOU,
THINGS WEREN'T, UH, SO GOOD.

318
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,606
NO. [ LAUGHS ]

319
00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:51,442
A LITTLE HEARTBROKEN.
YEAH.

320
00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:52,009
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN
SINCE THEN?

321
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:56,431
I-I MEAN, IT TOOK ME A WHILE,
BUT, UM, I'VE BEEN GOOD.

322
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,566
YOU SEEM NERVOUS.
I'M NERVOUS!

323
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,635
WELL, YOU ARE
THE FIRST PERSON...
I AM?

324
00:12:00,669 --> 00:12:02,620
...TO ARRIVE IN PARADISE.
[ LAUGHS ] OKAY.

325
00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:03,954
SO YOU'RE GONNA
HEAD DOWNSTAIRS.
OKAY.

326
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,356
FIND THE BEACH,
FIND THE BAR. ENJOY.

327
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,657
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

328
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:07,758
GOOD LUCK
HERE IN PARADISE.

329
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,894
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, JADE.

330
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:12,163
Jade: I THINK IT'S NATURAL
TO BE NERVOUS.

331
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,715
'CAUSE I WATCHED LAST SEASON,
AND IT WAS CRAZY.

332
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,016
THERE'S GONNA BE A TON
OF GIRLS HERE.

333
00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:19,387
AND I'M JUST HOPING THAT
I CAN STAY AWAY FROM THE DRAMA

334
00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,121
AND FIND A REAL CONNECTION.

335
00:12:21,156 --> 00:12:23,407
♪

336
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,909
WHAT'S UP, JARED?

337
00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:26,677
Jared: I'M IN PARADISE.
THIS IS CRAZY.

338
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,145
THE WEATHER'S BEAUTIFUL.

339
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,446
LIKE, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
IS WONDERFUL.

340
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:32,816
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO
COME TO PARADISE AND FIND LOVE?

341
00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:34,936
YOU THINK YOU'RE PAST
KAITLYN ENOUGH

342
00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:36,804
AND THAT HEARTBREAK
TO FIND SOMETHING LEGITIMATE?

343
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,106
I THINK I'M OPEN TO...
YEAH.

344
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:42,010
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, THE IDEA
OF FINDING, YOU KNOW, "THE ONE."

345
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,429
WELL, YOU'RE THE FIRST MAN
TO ARRIVE IN PARADISE.

346
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:45,663
OH! OH, THERE WE GO, YEAH.

347
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,398
SO HEAD DOWN TO THE BEACH.

348
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:48,299
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

349
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,968
♪

350
00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:52,604
Jared: BEING SO FRESH OFF
OF KAITLYN'S SEASON,

351
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,121
YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD.

352
00:12:54,156 --> 00:12:54,989
YOU KNOW, OF COURSE I STILL
THINK ABOUT HER.

353
00:12:55,023 --> 00:12:56,490
I GUESS THE BEST-CASE SCENARIO
OF COMING OUT OF THIS

354
00:12:56,525 --> 00:13:00,328
WOULD BE TO FIND SOMEBODY THAT
MAKES ME FORGET ABOUT KAITLYN.

355
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,762
HI.
HI.

356
00:13:01,796 --> 00:13:04,816
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU MUST BE JADE.

357
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,751
I'M JADE.
HOW ARE YOU? I'M JARED.

358
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,653
Jade:
JARED WALKS DOWN THE BEACH,

359
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,022
AND I IMMEDIATELY
GET BUTTERFLIES.

360
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:13,157
HE, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY
GRABBED MY HAND.

361
00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:16,043
I WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN -- YOU CAN
HOLD MY HAND." [ CHUCKLES ]

362
00:13:16,078 --> 00:13:19,546
♪

363
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,582
I'M FEELING PRETTY EXCITED

364
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:23,634
TO BE HERE IN PARADISE
RIGHT NOW.

365
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,003
BUT I DO WORRY A LITTLE BIT.

366
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:29,707
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A "BACHELOR"
SHOW FOR FIVE YEARS.

367
00:13:29,741 --> 00:13:31,576
I HOPE THAT PEOPLE REMEMBER
WHO I AM.

368
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,978
HERE'S SOMEBODY. HI.

369
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,898
HI! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

370
00:13:36,932 --> 00:13:38,833
YEAH. OH, PERFECT. I'M JARED.
I'M TENLEY.

371
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,601
TENLEY.
THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR.

372
00:13:40,635 --> 00:13:41,869
WHAT SEASON WAS SHE ON?

373
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,821
Jade:
HERE COMES SOMEONE ELSE.

374
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,390
SOMEBODY ELSE IS COMING?
YEAH.

375
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,091
LOOK, IT'S CARLY!
CARLY!

376
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,827
Jared: I TURN UP AND I SEE CARLY
WALK DOWN THE STAIRS.

377
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:50,928
AND I RECOGNIZE HER
FROM CHRIS'S SEASON.

378
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,730
AND SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL
AS WELL.

379
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,865
HI!
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

380
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,617
HI! NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO!

381
00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:57,084
I HAVE CARLY, TENLEY,
AND JADE.

382
00:13:57,119 --> 00:13:59,687
I JUST WANNA KIND OF BE LIKE,
YEAH, THIS IS THE SHOW, RIGHT?

383
00:13:59,721 --> 00:14:01,055
I MEAN, I'M NOT GONNA LIE,

384
00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:02,306
IF IT'S JUST ALL GIRLS
COMING DOWN,

385
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,341
I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD
RIGHT NOW. I'M LIKE...
[ LAUGHTER ]

386
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,210
Carly: AT THIS POINT,
THERE'S THREE GIRLS AND ONE GUY.

387
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,613
AND I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE ON
"THE BACHELOR" AGAIN. [ LAUGHS ]

388
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,649
Carly: HI!
Tenley: WELL, HELLO.

389
00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,918
OH, MY GOODNESS.
Jared: OH, MY GOD.

390
00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:15,869
Tenley: JONATHAN WALKS DOWN
THE STAIRS,

391
00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:17,538
AND HE HAS THIS BEAMING SMILE.

392
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:19,707
AN ATTRACTIVE MAN.

393
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:21,008
YOU GUYS HAVE SOME OF
THE WHITEST TEETH

394
00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:22,893
I'VE SEEN, LIKE, EVER.
REALLY?

395
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,428
I JUST WANNA KNOW
WHO ELSE IS COMING.

396
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,230
LIKE, IT'S CRAZY TO THINK

397
00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:28,933
THAT THE NEXT PERSON
WHO WALKS DOWN THIS BEACH

398
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,667
COULD BE SOMEBODY
I FALL IN LOVE IN.

399
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,770
Jared: YES!
Woman: WHOA!

400
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:34,155
WHO IS THAT?
THAT'S TANNER.

401
00:14:36,725 --> 00:14:37,892
Carly:
TANNER IS, LIKE, SUPER HOT.

402
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,727
YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S RIDICULOUS,
ACTUALLY.

403
00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:41,529
HI, I'M CARLY. [ GIGGLES ]

404
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:43,881
WHAT'S UP, CARLY?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
[ LAUGHS ] NICE TO MEET YOU.

405
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:44,115
YOU GUYS LOOK --
ALL LOOK GREAT.
OH, THANK YOU.

406
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,717
Tanner: I WALK DOWN AND I SEE
JADE, CARLY, AND TENLEY.

407
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,218
ALL THREE LOOK GREAT.

408
00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:52,055
BUT OBVIOUSLY, JADE WAS SOMEONE
I HAD MY EYE ON FROM THE GET-GO.

409
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,991
AFTER TODAY, THERE WON'T BE
ANY MORE CLOTHES.

410
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,743
I-I MEAN, I THINK IT'S GONNA
BE BATHING SUITS

411
00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:56,911
PRETTY MUCH FROM HERE ON OUT.
YEAH.

412
00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:58,712
ALL THE GUYS THAT ARE HERE
SO FAR

413
00:14:58,747 --> 00:14:59,981
HAVE MY ATTENTION
IN DIFFERENT WAYS.

414
00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:02,700
ALL THESE GUYS SEEM LIKE
GENTLEMEN AND REAL CLASSY.

415
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,235
HELLO, HELLO.

416
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:05,903
HI!

417
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,305
HOW ARE YA?
Tenley: HOW ARE YOU?

418
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:08,840
Carly: MIKEY T.

419
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:13,010
THE "T" STANDS FOR
"TESTOSTERONE."

420
00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:14,428
I'M -- I'M THE EPITOME KINDA,
THE ALPHA MALE.

421
00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:16,263
MM-HMM.

422
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:18,232
I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE COMPETITIVE
AND IN CHARGE.

423
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:20,834
REFERRING TO YOURSELF
AS AN ALPHA MALE, LIKE,

424
00:15:20,869 --> 00:15:22,186
IN THE FIRST CONVERSATION
WE EVER HAVE

425
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,689
IS NOT THE BEST WAY TO, LIKE,
GET ME TO LIKE YOU.

426
00:15:25,723 --> 00:15:27,791
IT KINDA TURNS ME OFF.

427
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,193
WE'LL DO WORKOUTS ON THE BEACH.

428
00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:31,261
I'LL GET YOU GUYS --
GET YOU JACKED

429
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,431
BY THE TIME WE LEAVE, DUDE.
TAKES A MONTH.

430
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,216
Tanner: THE FIRST WORD OUT OF
OUR MEATBALL FRIEND'S MOUTH

431
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:39,887
IS THAT "I CAN YOU ALL JACKED
LIKE ME IN A MONTH, NO PROBLEM."

432
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:41,155
MM, ALL RIGHT.
GOOD, I WAS HOPING TO.

433
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:44,175
THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE --
TO GET A BODY LIKE YOURS.

434
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,777
I'M DEFINITELY A COLD SHOWER
KIND OF GUY.

435
00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:48,579
RIGHT AWAY, IN AND OUT,
CLEAN, DONE.

436
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:49,880
I LIKE TO ENJOY MYSELF,

437
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:52,182
MASSAGE MY LEGS
AS I'M GETTING DOWN THERE.
I'M ACTUALLY KINDA THE SAME WAY.

438
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,250
THAT'S ALL YOU MASSAGE
IN THE SHOWER?

439
00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:56,203
Tanner: YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD
TO IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF WOMAN

440
00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:57,472
IS GONNA GO FOR A GUY
LIKE MIKEY.

441
00:15:57,506 --> 00:15:58,572
HEY.

442
00:15:58,606 --> 00:16:00,141
ASHLEY.

443
00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:02,176
[ LAUGHS ] HEY.
HOW BAD CAN IT BE?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

444
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:03,494
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I'M SO EXCITED.

445
00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:05,263
WELCOME.
THANK YOU.

446
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,530
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
SO GOOD.
MAN, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

447
00:16:06,564 --> 00:16:10,801
SO, WHAT ARE YOU MOST EXCITED
ABOUT HERE IN PARADISE?

448
00:16:10,835 --> 00:16:12,403
WELL,
I'M MOST EXCITED TO FIND

449
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,138
A GUY THAT WANTS TO HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME.

450
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:16,357
BUT ALSO, I'M EXCITED TO SEE
MY FRIENDS...

451
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:21,028
<i>AND </i> TO BRING A LITTLE, UH,
EXTRA BAGGAGE WITH ME.

452
00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:23,247
WHAT'S YOUR EXTRA BAGGAGE?
MY SISTER.

453
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,182
I TALKED ABOUT HER
THE ENTIRE SEASON.

454
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,418
AND EVERYBODY'S LIKE,
"I NEED TO MEET YOUR SISTER.

455
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,654
I NEED TO MEET YOUR SISTER,"
SO I BROUGHT HER.

456
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:30,688
YOU BROUGHT LAUREN?
YEAH.

457
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:31,555
HERE?
LAUREN!

458
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:35,843
♪

459
00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:37,478
YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON...
I KNOW.

460
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:40,481
TO EVER BRING A SIBLING
TO PARADISE.
I KNOW! IT'S SO CRAZY.

461
00:16:40,515 --> 00:16:41,882
HI, LAUREN.
HI!

462
00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:43,701
I'M CHRIS.
NICE TO MEET YOU, FINALLY.

463
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:44,969
WELCOME TO PARADISE.

464
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,238
THANK YOU.
IT'S JUST SO WEIRD.

465
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,674
SHE'S THE SELF-PROCLAIMED
VIRGIN. WHAT ARE YOU?

466
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,875
NOT THE VIRGIN? [ LAUGHS ]

467
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:53,410
SHE'S IACON-NAUGHTY.

468
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:56,030
YEAH, I'M PRETTY MUCH
THE OPPOSITE OF A VIRGIN.

469
00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:57,831
EXCEPT FOR OUR DAD,
WHO'LL BE WATCHING.

470
00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,200
I'M SURE DAD
ALREADY KNOWS.

471
00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:01,168
WELL, NOBODY,
AND I MEAN, NOBODY KNOWS...

472
00:17:01,202 --> 00:17:03,554
[ LAUGHS ]
...THAT THE TWO OF YOU
ARE HERE TOGETHER.

473
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:06,557
UM, SO I GUESS IT'S YOUR JOB
TO INTRODUCE YOUR LITTLE SISTER.

474
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:07,258
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.

475
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,927
I'M AFRAID THAT I'M GONNA GET
SOME BAD LOOKS IN THERE.

476
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,096
WELL?
SHOULD WE DO IT?

477
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,949
WELL, THE VIRGIN
AND THE NOT-SO-VIRGIN,

478
00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:17,018
WELCOME TO PARADISE.

479
00:17:17,052 --> 00:17:18,285
THANK YOU.
THANKS, CHRIS. ALL RIGHT.

480
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,054
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO GO?
YES. LET'S DO IT.

481
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,121
WE'RE READY. THANK YOU.
THE BEACH IS ALL YOURS.

482
00:17:21,156 --> 00:17:23,173
[ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU LATER.

483
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,376
WALKING INTO THIS,
I AM <i> REALLY </i> NERVOUS.

484
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:29,246
GUYS USUALLY GRAVITATE TOWARDS
LAUREN INSTEAD OF ME.

485
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,049
SHE'S MUCH MORE TOUCHY.
SHE'S MUCH MORE FLIRTY.

486
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:35,669
IT'S WEIRD THAT WE'LL BE
THROWN INTO A SCENARIO

487
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:40,141
WHERE WE COULD POTENTIALLY FIGHT
OVER THE AFFECTION OF ONE GUY.

488
00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:41,308
I WONDER WHEN
THE NEXT PERSON'S COMING.

489
00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:42,292
I KNOW, I WAS LIKE,
SO IS THIS IT?

490
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,661
WHAT IF THIS <i> WAS </i> IT?
THIS IS THE CAST RIGHT HERE?

491
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,863
YEAH, THIS WOULD BE COOL.

492
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:49,000
I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP].

493
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,034
[ LAUGHS ] I DON'T CARE AT ALL
WHAT PEOPLE --

494
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,970
IF I'M LABELED AS
A "WRONG REASONS" PERSON.

495
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,104
LIKE, I'M JUST GONNA LOVE
WHO I LOVE,

496
00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:56,991
DO WHAT I DO, AND WHATEVER.

497
00:17:57,025 --> 00:17:58,626
OH...
WE'RE, LIKE, WALKING INTO IT.

498
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,446
OH, WOW. HEY, EVERYONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
HI. [ LAUGHS ]

499
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,948
♪

500
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,951
[ Slow-motion voice ] NO!

501
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:07,485
[ SEA BIRDS CALLING ]

502
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:12,589
NO!

503
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,959
♪

504
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,060
Tenley:
I SEE TWO BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

505
00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:18,196
WALK DOWN THE STAIRS,

506
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,197
AND I WAS THINKING,
WHO WOULD WALK IN TOGETHER?

507
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:22,082
AND I RECOGNIZE ASHLEY
RIGHT AWAY,

508
00:18:22,116 --> 00:18:23,918
BUT I WAS TRYING TO
PUT IT TOGETHER.

509
00:18:23,952 --> 00:18:25,185
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHO IS THIS GIRL?

510
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,487
Man: WHO'S THAT?
WAIT A SECOND.

511
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,423
[ LAUGHS ]

512
00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:30,658
ARE THESE TWINS?
WELL, YEAH, <i> ARE </i> THEY TWINS?

513
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,259
NOT TWINS.

514
00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:33,477
NO, THIS IS
MY SISTER LAUREN.
HI.

515
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,378
Mikey: WOW.

516
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:38,049
LIKE, WERE WE SUPPOSED
TO BRING, LIKE, OUR SIBLINGS?

517
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,517
SO HER SISTER'S ON THE SHOW?
I GUESS SO.

518
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:42,970
Jade: SHE'S NEVER BEEN ON ANY
OF THE "BACHELOR" SEASONS.

519
00:18:43,004 --> 00:18:44,905
I HAVE -- I DON'T KNOW
WHY SHE'S HERE.

520
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,008
IS THAT FAIR?

521
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,242
Tenley: I'M NOT QUITE SURE
IT'S FAIR

522
00:18:48,276 --> 00:18:51,178
THAT ASHLEY GOT TO
BRING HER SISTER.

523
00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:51,512
HI, LAUREN. I'M TENLEY.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

524
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,631
Jonathan: WELL, NOT FAIR?
WHO CARES IF IT'S FAIR OR NOT?

525
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,501
LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER --
I MEAN, THE ASS IS...

526
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:57,935
UM, DELICIOUS.

527
00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,937
WELCOME, LADIES.
Tanner: ARE YOU HERE TO, LIKE,
STAY AND STUFF, THEN?

528
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:01,004
Lauren: I'M HERE TO STAY.

529
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,389
WHEN THE TWO IACONETTIS, LIKE,

530
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:04,292
ASHLEY AND HER SISTER,
WALKED DOWN,

531
00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:05,760
IMMEDIATELY, LIKE,
THE GUYS PERK UP.

532
00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:07,394
THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY."

533
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:09,563
AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE,
"OOH, SISTERS." [ LAUGHS ]

534
00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:11,332
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TWO
ARE INTO THE SAME GUY?

535
00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:13,784
IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.
IT'S HAPPENED A COUPLE OF TIMES.

536
00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,086
FOUR TIMES.
Jonathan: FOUR?!

537
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,354
WELL, I MEAN,
I MAKE OUT WITH THEM.

538
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,823
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS I FINISH THEM. UM...

539
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,890
OHH! [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]

540
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:23,044
THAT'S INTERESTING.

541
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,345
I MEAN,
I'VE HAD TWO SISTERS BEFORE.

542
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,914
AND IT'S BEEN PRETTY AMAZING,
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

543
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,615
AT THE SAME TIME.

544
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,717
YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE
A LITTLE BIT DIRTY,

545
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,518
BUT I KIND OF LIKED IT,

546
00:19:30,552 --> 00:19:33,220
SO THAT'S THE THOUGHTS THAT WERE
GOING THROUGH MY HEAD.

547
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,905
I'M LIKE,
COULD THIS HAPPEN AGAIN?

548
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,173
Man: YOU KNOW
ASHLEY I.'s A VIRGIN

549
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,375
'CAUSE THAT WAS A BIG THING
WITH HER --

550
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,142
OH, SEE,
I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
[ BEEP ]

551
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:42,096
A VIRGIN?
I'VE HAD A COUPLE OF THOSE.

552
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,198
IT'S A LOT OF FUN,
A LITTLE BIT OF WORK,

553
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:46,333
BUT IT'LL DEFINITELY
BE WORTH IT.

554
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:48,135
Jonathan : YOU GUYS NEED A DRINK
OR SOMETHIN'?

555
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,403
CAN I HAVE, LIKE,
A SEX ON THE BEACH?

556
00:19:49,437 --> 00:19:51,572
Mikey: LAUREN IS, LIKE,
INSANELY HOT.

557
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:53,608
LIKE, WHEN LAUREN WAS WALKING
DOWN THE STAIRS,

558
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,859
IT WAS LIKE, HEY, FINALLY,
SOMEONE I'M INTERESTED IN.

559
00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:58,061
I GUESS I'M GOING SHIRTLESS.

560
00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:58,863
Carly: RIGHT NOW?
YEAH.

561
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,130
OH, MY GOD.

562
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:03,351
[ SEXY MUSIC PLAYING ]

563
00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:06,286
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS?

564
00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:07,621
NO, I JUST TRIM A LITTLE BIT.

565
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:08,622
[ LAUGHS ]

566
00:20:08,657 --> 00:20:11,592
IF I SEE SOMETHING I LIKE,
I JUST BASICALLY GO AFTER IT.

567
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:13,060
I DEFINITELY ALREADY HAVE
AN INTEREST IN HER,

568
00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:15,513
SO WHY EVEN SCREW AROUND?

569
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,181
HOW OLD ARE YOU, BY THE WAY?
I HAVEN'T ASKED THAT.

570
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:17,782
24. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME?

571
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:18,949
WHY?
I'M 32.

572
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,051
WOW. [ CHUCKLES ]

573
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:22,102
NICE KNOWING YA.
[ LAUGHS ]

574
00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:23,470
I'M [BLEEP] WASHED UP.

575
00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:25,873
NO, I'VE DATED, LIKE,
40-YEAR-OLDS BEFORE.
YOU HAVE?

576
00:20:25,907 --> 00:20:27,207
YEAH.
OKAY.

577
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,309
YEAH.
SO I'M, LIKE, YOUNG.

578
00:20:28,343 --> 00:20:31,379
THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN,
AND IT'S GONNA BE HILARIOUS.

579
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:32,980
THIS -- YOU THINK THIS WILL?
MM-HMM.

580
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,365
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

581
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,065
I DON'T --
JUST THE VIBE YOU'RE GETTING?

582
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:36,500
OH, MY GOSH, NO.

583
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:38,636
WHEN THEY WALKED IN, HE WAS
LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I'M READY."

584
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,639
YEAH, THAT'S HIS STYLE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
OH, YEAH.

585
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,456
WHEN YOU WALKED DOWN,
I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WELL,

586
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:45,425
FINALLY, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE,
THAT, LIKE, I COULD..."

587
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,428
LIKE, I-I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST SAYING.

588
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:49,463
I KIND OF...FELT
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
YEAH.

589
00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:51,165
WE SHOULD, LIKE,
GO IN THE OCEAN.

590
00:20:51,199 --> 00:20:51,832
YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
DO THAT.

591
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:55,653
MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF LAUREN
IS THAT SHE'S JUST KIND OF THERE

592
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,821
TO PARTY AND HAVE FUN
AND HANG OUT WITH GUYS

593
00:20:57,855 --> 00:20:58,789
AND DRINK AND...

594
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,458
I FEEL LIKE MOST OF THE GUYS ARE
PROBABLY TURNED OFF BY THAT.

595
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:03,911
I JUST DON'T REALLY SEE LAUREN
AS THE KIND OF GIRL

596
00:21:03,945 --> 00:21:05,212
THAT GUYS WANNA MARRY.

597
00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:06,847
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOOD.

598
00:21:06,881 --> 00:21:07,915
YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANK YOU.

599
00:21:07,949 --> 00:21:10,084
YOU LOOK HAPPY.
I AM.

600
00:21:10,118 --> 00:21:11,051
WE ARE ALL VERY EXCITED
YOU'RE HERE.

601
00:21:11,085 --> 00:21:13,053
THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO PARADISE.

602
00:21:13,087 --> 00:21:14,504
YOU WANNA FIND OUT
WHO'S HERE?

603
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:15,306
OH, MY GOD.
THEY'RE RIGHT DOWN
THOSE STAIRS.

604
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:18,041
OH, THANK YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, JUELIA.
TAKE CARE.

605
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,076
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
GOOD LUCK.

606
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,630
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

607
00:21:22,632 --> 00:21:25,232
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I GET
THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE HERE

608
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,767
AND POSSIBLY FALL IN LOVE
IN THIS AMAZING SETTING.

609
00:21:26,801 --> 00:21:29,169
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE
RIGHT NOW. THIS IS INSANE.

610
00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:30,637
WHO...
JUELIA?!

611
00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:32,039
IT IS JUELIA!

612
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,190
I LOVE JUELIA.
AAH!

613
00:21:34,225 --> 00:21:36,193
JUELIA IS THE SWEETEST PERSON.

614
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,995
SHE'S HAD
THE MOST DIFFICULT LIFE.

615
00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:39,362
SHE DESERVES LOVE.

616
00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:41,165
SHE DESERVES TO FIND SOMEONE.

617
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,950
CARLY, DO YOU SEE THAT?

618
00:21:42,984 --> 00:21:44,184
DO I SEE WHAT?

619
00:21:44,218 --> 00:21:46,721
[ SEXY MUSIC PLAYING ]

620
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,156
Juelia: WHO IS THAT?
Tanner: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.

621
00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:51,191
THAT'S --
THAT'S ASHLEY'S SISTER.

622
00:21:51,225 --> 00:21:52,693
ASHLEY'S <i> SISTER </i> IS HERE?
YEAH.

623
00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:54,378
WHO'S THAT GUY?

624
00:21:54,412 --> 00:21:56,147
Tanner: THAT'S MIKEY T.
OR WHATEVER.
MIKEY T.

625
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,948
THEY'VE PAIRED UP
PRETTY QUICKLY, THOUGH.

626
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,651
[ LAUGHS ]

627
00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:02,503
YOU CAN JUST, LIKE,
GO IN THE OCEAN?
OKAY, WELL, THERE YOU GO.

628
00:22:02,537 --> 00:22:04,171
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YEAH, I GUESS. THERE'S NO RULES.

629
00:22:04,205 --> 00:22:07,207
AAH! [ LAUGHS ]

630
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,376
BOOM. HE TAKES THE BULLS
BY THE HORN.

631
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,011
TOOK LAUREN RIGHT INTO
THE WATER, HELD HER HAND.

632
00:22:11,045 --> 00:22:12,279
IT WAS A GOOD MOVE.

633
00:22:12,313 --> 00:22:13,597
WE'VE ALREADY LOST
YOUR SISTER.

634
00:22:13,631 --> 00:22:16,366
Jonathan: SISTER'S IN THE WATER.
SISTER'S IN THE WATER.

635
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:17,668
YEAH, MY SISTER --
I WAS LIKE, LAUREN?

636
00:22:17,702 --> 00:22:19,469
Ashley I.: I'M ABSOLUTELY
NOT SURPRISED

637
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,438
THAT LAUREN WAS
ONE OF THE FIRST

638
00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:24,391
TO GET A GUY'S ATTENTION,
BECAUSE SHE NORMALLY IS.

639
00:22:24,425 --> 00:22:26,594
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO FUNNY.

640
00:22:26,628 --> 00:22:28,461
Ashley I.: I'M NOT JEALOUS
OF LAUREN. NO.

641
00:22:28,496 --> 00:22:30,397
I THINK MIKEY'S ACTUALLY, LIKE,

642
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,299
PROBABLY,
TO A NORMAL GIRL'S STANDARD,

643
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,184
HE'S PROBABLY
PRETTY GOOD-LOOKING.

644
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:37,488
BUT I AM
THE PICKIEST PRINCESS ALIVE,

645
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,122
AND I HAVE TO HOLD OUT
FOR MY ALADDIN.

646
00:22:39,156 --> 00:22:40,724
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

647
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:44,044
Kirk: WALKING DOWN AND SEEING
EVERYBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME,

648
00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:45,512
I WAS LIKE, THIS IS, UH,

649
00:22:45,547 --> 00:22:46,713
THIS IS NOT A BAD SITUATION
TO WALK INTO.

650
00:22:46,748 --> 00:22:49,215
IT'S LIKE A VERY ATTRACTIVE
ADULT SUMMER CAMP.

651
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:50,117
Jared: LOOK AT THIS GUY!
HI!

652
00:22:50,152 --> 00:22:52,185
HELLO!
HI!

653
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,737
HEY! TENLEY!
WELCOME TO PARADISE!

654
00:22:53,771 --> 00:22:57,140
Carly: MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF
KIRK IS THAT HE'S FREAKING CUTE.

655
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,443
JONATHAN.
KIRK. PLEASURE, MAN.

656
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:00,277
HE'S, LIKE, REALLY CUTE,
AND HE'S WEARING PLAID,

657
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,628
AND I LIKE PLAID.

658
00:23:01,663 --> 00:23:05,365
MY BEST FRIEND -- SHE WAS LIKE,
"YOU HAVE TO MEET KIRK."

659
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,200
WHY?
BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT
YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY,

660
00:23:07,235 --> 00:23:07,668
AND YOU HAVE
A REALLY GOOD PERSONALITY.

661
00:23:07,702 --> 00:23:10,404
I'M, LIKE,
FAIRLY NORMAL, YEAH.
AND THAT YOU'RE NICE.

662
00:23:10,438 --> 00:23:11,806
HEY, NO,
I LIKE YOUR FRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]

663
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,540
SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS
A GOOD PERCEPTION OF PEOPLE.

664
00:23:13,575 --> 00:23:15,426
I HAD A ONE-ON-ONE DATE
ESSENTIALLY ALREADY.

665
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,695
[ LAUGHS ]
I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN.

666
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,231
I WAS LIKE, "OH, GOD.
HE HAS HER IN THE WATER."

667
00:23:21,265 --> 00:23:24,084
HE IS TOO AGGRESSIVE.

668
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:24,985
HE'S ALREADY CLAIMED ME.

669
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:27,421
I FELT LIKE HE ALREADY, LIKE,
MADE OUT WITH YOU IN THE WATER.

670
00:23:27,423 --> 00:23:28,722
NO, HE WAS GOING TO.
AND YOU SAID, "NO, THANK YOU"?

671
00:23:28,757 --> 00:23:32,592
AND THEN I LOOKED --
KEPT LOOKING UP, AWAY.

672
00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:33,677
LAUREN AND I AREN'T INTO
MEATHEADS. NOT REALLY.

673
00:23:33,711 --> 00:23:36,113
WE'RE INTO ATHLETES,
BUT WE'RE NOT INTO MEATHEADS.

674
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:37,381
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

675
00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:39,115
WELL, I KNOW
THAT YOU LIKE JARED.

676
00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:40,216
OBVIOUSLY.
[ LAUGHS ] I KNOW.

677
00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:42,469
LAUREN, HOW...HOT IS HE?

678
00:23:42,503 --> 00:23:44,004
WELL, I LIKE JARED, TOO.
[ LAUGHS ]

679
00:23:44,038 --> 00:23:46,539
BUT YOU'LL GIVE HIM TO ME,
RIGHT?
I'LL GIVE HIM TO YOU.

680
00:23:46,574 --> 00:23:48,241
YEAH?
I'LL GIVE HIM TO YOU.

681
00:23:48,275 --> 00:23:49,710
DO YOU THINK JADE LIKES HIM?

682
00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:50,677
BUT, I -- OKAY, JUST LIS--
I'M SURE SHE DOES.

683
00:23:50,711 --> 00:23:52,045
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
EVERYONE'S GONNA LIKE JARED.

684
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,897
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
EVERYBODY <i> IS </i> GONNA LIKE JARE.

685
00:23:53,931 --> 00:23:55,799
AM I BEING COOL?

686
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:58,769
COULD YOU MAKE IT
A LITTLE MORE ARIANA?

687
00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:02,055
YEAH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
NOW YOU'LL GET JARED. [ LAUGHS ]

688
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:04,892
Tenley: OH!
Man: OH!

689
00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:06,526
WHO'S THAT?

690
00:24:06,561 --> 00:24:08,729
IS THAT DAN COX?
THAT'S TOTALLY DAN COX.

691
00:24:08,763 --> 00:24:10,664
HE LOOKS REALLY CUTE.
NO, THIS GUY'S NOT CUTE.

692
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:11,465
MAYBE HE'S UNDERCOVER...
NO, HE LOOKS REALLY CUTE.

693
00:24:11,499 --> 00:24:13,600
...'CAUSE HE HAS
A NEW GOATEE.

694
00:24:13,635 --> 00:24:14,918
WHAT ABOUT THAT NEW GUY
WHO JUST WALKED IN?

695
00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:16,821
KURT? KIRK?

696
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,355
HE LOOKS SEXY.

697
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,223
ASHLEY, KIRK ISN'T SEXY.

698
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,842
I KNOW, SO CROSS HIM OFF.

699
00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:25,912
AND THIS NEW ONE WITH THE BEARD
YOU'D THINK YOU'D LIKE --

700
00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:29,015
HE HAS A SHIMMERING SMILE
FROM HERE. [ LAUGHS ]

701
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,684
Kirk: THANK YOU. GRACIAS.

702
00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:34,305
DOES THE BARTENDER
KNOW YOUR NAME?

703
00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,340
YEAH.
OH.

704
00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:36,707
I DON'T KNOW WHY
THAT SEEMS WEIRD TO ME.

705
00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:38,909
IT DOES, BUT IT'S OKAY.
DID HE STUDY, LIKE, PHOTOS?

706
00:24:38,943 --> 00:24:41,812
YEAH. WE HAVEN'T BEEN TIPPING
HIM OR ANYTHING, SO, YEAH.

707
00:24:41,846 --> 00:24:43,530
YEAH, I FEEL SUPER GUILTY.
YEAH, BUT, OKAY.

708
00:24:43,564 --> 00:24:44,932
I LIKE THAT GUY A LOT.
YEAH.

709
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:46,767
Woman: ASHLEY?

710
00:24:46,801 --> 00:24:49,035
ASHLEY!

711
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,170
OH, MY GOD! IT'S JILLIAN.

712
00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:51,838
JILLIAN!

713
00:24:51,872 --> 00:24:54,925
OH, MY GOD! AAH!
OH, MY GOD!
Jade: IT'S JILLIAN. HOLD ON.

714
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,729
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Jared: SHE COMES IN
A BATHING SUIT.

715
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:01,499
Jonathan: OH, YEAH,
SHE DID COME IN A BATHING SUIT.

716
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:02,649
Man: WHERE ARE THE REST OF
YOUR CLOTHES, JILLIAN?

717
00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:05,686
JILLIAN ENTERS,
AND SHE HAS SOME ENHANCEMENT.

718
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,287
Lauren:
YOUR BOOBIES LOOK SO GOOD.

719
00:25:07,321 --> 00:25:08,956
JILLIAN HAS GREAT NEW BOOBS,

720
00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:12,258
AND I THINK THE GUYS
ARE DEFINITELY NOTICING THEM.

721
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,260
HI. I'M JARED.
JILLIAN.

722
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,244
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

723
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:15,245
HEY!
HI. MIKEY.

724
00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:16,780
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

725
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:20,717
WHEN JILLIAN WALKED DOWN IN THAT
BRIGHT, BRIGHT YELLOW BIKINI,

726
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,070
I WAS LIKE, CAN I JUST
TAKE A BITE OUT OF THAT?

727
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:24,604
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

728
00:25:24,639 --> 00:25:26,840
SHE WAS JUST ALL KINDS
OF DELICIOUS.

729
00:25:26,874 --> 00:25:29,542
Tenley: EVERY TIME THAT
YOUR NAME CAME UP,

730
00:25:29,577 --> 00:25:30,443
I SAID, "WELL, HER BUTT
HAS BEEN BLACK BOXED."

731
00:25:30,478 --> 00:25:32,946
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE REAL BUTT.

732
00:25:32,981 --> 00:25:36,166
♪

733
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,668
I FREAKING LOVE FISHING.

734
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:38,936
YEAH, I -- SO I DO
BASS FISHING TOURNAMENTS.

735
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,470
YOU DO?!
YEAH.

736
00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:41,638
Carly: THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE
HERE NOW.

737
00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:44,858
IT'S LIKE AWESOME,
BUT ALSO, LIKE, TERRIFYING.

738
00:25:44,893 --> 00:25:46,459
WELL, I'M ALREADY REQUESTING
FISHING POLES.

739
00:25:46,494 --> 00:25:47,761
I WAS LIKE,
STOP IT! NO WAY!

740
00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:49,395
FISHING POLES
WILL BE ARRIVING.
YES!

741
00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:50,230
THERE'S LOTS OF GOOD OPTIONS.

742
00:25:50,265 --> 00:25:53,833
ACTUALLY, EVERY SINGLE PERSON
HERE IS A REALLY GOOD OPTION.

743
00:25:53,868 --> 00:25:55,018
BUT THERE'S ALSO A LOT
OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

744
00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:56,386
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

745
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,788
I'M, UH, 17. SO...
[ LAUGHS ]

746
00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:59,589
IT'S A GOOD AGE, I THOUGHT,
TO BE HERE.

747
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,558
Jade: THE GUYS ARE
REALLY SWEET SO FAR.

748
00:26:01,592 --> 00:26:03,076
HOPEFULLY,
THERE'S NO DOUCHE BAGS.

749
00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:04,244
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

750
00:26:04,278 --> 00:26:08,148
[ FOLIAGE RUSTLING ]

751
00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:10,651
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ]

752
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,007
OH, MY GOD, IS THAT J.J.?
I WILL...DIE.

753
00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:20,143
J.J.

754
00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:21,745
COME ON.

755
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,630
♪

756
00:26:23,664 --> 00:26:25,599
I WATCHED HIM
ON KAITLYN'S SEASON,

757
00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:26,900
AND HE DEFINITELY SEEMS
EXTREMELY COCKY.

758
00:26:26,935 --> 00:26:31,371
AND HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE
ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.

759
00:26:31,405 --> 00:26:34,758
UM...A MARGARITA
WOULD BE AWESOME.

760
00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:38,562
FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT J.J.,
J.J.'s REALLY NOT MY TYPE.

761
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,798
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT J.J.?

762
00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,566
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERYONE DOESN'T LIKE HIM.

763
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,017
I THINK HE'S DISGUSTING.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW

764
00:26:43,051 --> 00:26:45,119
'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH
MORE OF HIS EPISODES.

765
00:26:45,153 --> 00:26:46,119
I JUST MEAN HIS FACE.

766
00:26:46,154 --> 00:26:48,655
[ JILLIAN LAUGHS ]

767
00:26:48,689 --> 00:26:50,157
IT'S LIKE...DING, DING,
DING, DING, DING.

768
00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,391
LIKE A [BLEEP] IDIOT.

769
00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:53,026
WHAT ABOUT MY FACE?

770
00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:54,461
I LOVE YOUR FACE.

771
00:26:54,495 --> 00:26:56,447
J.J.: IS IT SEVEN AND SEVEN?
YEAH.

772
00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:58,482
YEAH, NOW IT IS.
SEVEN AND SEVEN.

773
00:26:58,516 --> 00:26:59,783
SO THERE MIGHT BE
ONE MORE COMING.

774
00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:04,904
♪

775
00:27:04,939 --> 00:27:07,240
DID YOU GUYS GROW THESE PLANTS
JUST FOR ME?

776
00:27:07,274 --> 00:27:09,576
YES, MA'AM.
THANK YOU.

777
00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:11,812
I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE
IN PARADISE

778
00:27:11,846 --> 00:27:14,898
BECAUSE I THINK
WHAT WAS PORTRAYED ABOUT ME

779
00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:18,469
ON MY SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR,"
IT'S ONE DIMENSION OF WHO I AM.

780
00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:21,038
AND HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL
BE ABLE TO SEE

781
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,324
THAT I HAVE A LOT MORE TO ME,
A LOT MORE LAYERS.

782
00:27:24,358 --> 00:27:25,893
WELCOME TO PARADISE.
THANK YOU.

783
00:27:25,927 --> 00:27:28,329
YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON
TO ARRIVE. SO...

784
00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:30,496
YOU MEAN TODAY?

785
00:27:30,531 --> 00:27:32,399
YES, NOT EVER.
YEAH. MM-HMM.

786
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:33,834
THERE MIGHT BE MORE,

787
00:27:33,868 --> 00:27:36,487
BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE LAST
PERSON TO ARRIVE RIGHT NOW.

788
00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:39,355
IS THAT A CAGE?

789
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:40,023
THAT IS A CAGE.
[ CHIRPING ]

790
00:27:40,057 --> 00:27:42,942
WOW.

791
00:27:42,977 --> 00:27:45,478
THERE'S BIRDS IN IT.
IT'S A BIRDCAGE.

792
00:27:45,512 --> 00:27:46,847
UM...
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

793
00:27:46,881 --> 00:27:48,415
YOU KNOW I LOVE BIRDS, RIGHT?
[ CHUCKLES ]

794
00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:51,018
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]

795
00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:54,254
ARE THEY PARAKEETS?
WHAT ARE THEY?
THEY'RE PARROTS.

796
00:27:54,289 --> 00:27:55,439
THEY'RE PARROTS.
YEAH.

797
00:27:55,473 --> 00:27:57,140
HI, LITTLE BIRDIE.

798
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:03,330
HI.

799
00:28:03,364 --> 00:28:05,198
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]

800
00:28:05,233 --> 00:28:09,035
♪

801
00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:12,939
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST
PERSON TO NOTICE THE PARROTS?

802
00:28:12,974 --> 00:28:14,391
OH, MAYBE BECAUSE I HAVE SOME.
[ CHUCKLES ]

803
00:28:14,425 --> 00:28:15,458
YOU HAVE PARROTS?

804
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:16,426
WELL, I HAVE -- NO.

805
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,095
[ SQUAWKS ]

806
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:19,663
<i>COMING UP...</i>

807
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:21,665
Woman: OH...MY...GOSH.

808
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,217
Woman: LACY LOOKS STUNNING.

809
00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:24,918
MY HEART'S GOING THROUGH
MY CHEST RIGHT NOW.
[ CHRIS LAUGHS ]

810
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,853
Jade: MARCUS AND LACY ARE
SO IN LOVE.

811
00:28:26,888 --> 00:28:28,722
IT'S JUST WRITTEN ALL OVER
THEIR FACES.

812
00:28:28,756 --> 00:28:30,591
I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU MORE TODAY
THAN YESTERDAY,

813
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,626
BUT NOT MORE THAN TOMORROW.

814
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:33,894
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
<i>AND LATER...</i>

815
00:28:33,928 --> 00:28:35,378
Mikey: SHE'S BASICALLY CRYING
SO FRANTICALLY

816
00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,746
THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK.

817
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:37,314
[ Voice breaks ]
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT

818
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:40,517
HAVING ANOTHER GIRL, LIKE,
STEAL THE GUY THAT I LIKED AWAY.

819
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,119
IT WAS SO HARD
SEEING HIM WITH JADE.

820
00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:43,703
IT'S DISGUSTING.

821
00:28:43,738 --> 00:28:44,971
I FEEL AWFUL ABOUT MYSELF
COMPLETELY IN EVERY WAY.

822
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:52,546
[ SNEEZES ]
BLESS YOU.

823
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:53,680
[ SNEEZES ]
BLESS YOU.

824
00:28:53,714 --> 00:28:54,781
[ SNEEZES ]
BLESS YOU.

825
00:28:54,815 --> 00:28:56,583
[ SNEEZES ]
BLESS YOU.

826
00:28:56,617 --> 00:28:58,018
[ SNEEZES ]
BLESS YOU.

827
00:28:59,503 --> 00:29:00,503
[ SIGHS ]

828
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:03,707
♪

829
00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:06,042
[ SEA BIRD CALLS ]

830
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,111
J.J.: HEY, JORGE.
CERVEZA, MY FRIEND.

831
00:29:08,145 --> 00:29:09,713
Woman: OH.
Carly: PARADISE IS INSANE.

832
00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:11,531
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE KEEP

833
00:29:11,565 --> 00:29:12,699
JUST WALKING DOWN.

834
00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:14,134
[ WOMAN GASPS ]

835
00:29:14,168 --> 00:29:15,936
AAH!

836
00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:18,105
[ Singsongy ] I WAS WAITING
FOR YOU!
HI!

837
00:29:18,139 --> 00:29:19,923
IS THAT SOMEBODY NEW?
OH, IT'S ASHLEY S.

838
00:29:19,957 --> 00:29:22,058
THE ONION GIRL?
I THINK SO.

839
00:29:22,092 --> 00:29:23,293
Man: WELCOME. WELCOME
HI, I'M J.J.

840
00:29:23,327 --> 00:29:25,095
J.J., NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M ASHLEY.
YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

841
00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:26,195
MESA VERDE OR WHATEVER
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

842
00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:27,898
YES, YES.

843
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:28,565
YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE,
HANGING BY THE BAR, MAN.

844
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:30,867
WHAT'S UP WITH THE BEACH?
Kirk: WHERE ELSE
WOULD WE BE HANGING?

845
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:32,653
ON THE <i> BEACH. </i> [ LAUGHS ]

846
00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,821
Kirk: OFF THE BAT,
I'M VERY SURPRISED

847
00:29:34,855 --> 00:29:36,123
AT HOW NORMAL
ASHLEY S. ACTUALLY SEEMS.

848
00:29:36,157 --> 00:29:40,810
I EXPECTED, LIKE, INABILITY
TO CONVERSATE-TYPE GIRL,

849
00:29:40,844 --> 00:29:43,480
UH, AND THAT'S NOT REALLY
THE CASE.

850
00:29:43,514 --> 00:29:45,048
EVERYBODY'S HERE, GUYS.

851
00:29:45,082 --> 00:29:48,818
RIGHT NOW
THERE'S MORE GIRLS THAN GUYS.

852
00:29:48,852 --> 00:29:49,753
IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE?
OH, I CAN'T DO THAT.

853
00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:51,888
YOU CAN'T?
UH, OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW,

854
00:29:51,922 --> 00:29:53,707
I MEAN, WE ALL THINK
JADE IS FANTASTIC.

855
00:29:53,741 --> 00:29:55,141
YEAH, JADE, FOR SURE.

856
00:29:55,175 --> 00:29:56,843
YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE
A POPULAR ONE.

857
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,045
THAT'S WHAT'S SCARY
ABOUT, LIKE,

858
00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:00,597
TO TRY FOR THE GIRL THAT
EVERYONE IS INTERESTED IN.

859
00:30:00,631 --> 00:30:03,733
'CAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE STAYING,
AND SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING HOME.
RIGHT.

860
00:30:03,767 --> 00:30:04,434
Tanner:
PARADISE IS GREAT SO FAR.

861
00:30:04,468 --> 00:30:07,737
I THINK THE FIRST COUPLE DAYS,
IT IS GOING TO BE PARADISE.

862
00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:08,772
EVERYONE'S GONNA BE
IN A GOOD MOOD,

863
00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:09,505
THERE'S GONNA BE
NO HURT FEELINGS.

864
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:13,960
BUT, UH, JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE THE RAIN CLOUDS COME IN.

865
00:30:13,994 --> 00:30:14,728
IT'S NOT <i> IF </i> CRAZY [BLEEP]
GONNA HAPPEN,

866
00:30:14,762 --> 00:30:15,762
IT'S MORE SO WHEN.

867
00:30:15,796 --> 00:30:18,431
HEY, GUYS!

868
00:30:18,465 --> 00:30:20,117
YEAH!

869
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,886
LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
COME WITH ME.

870
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,354
ALL RIGHT.
JUST COME ON UP.

871
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:25,922
♪

872
00:30:25,956 --> 00:30:28,191
EVERYONE, COME ON UP!

873
00:30:28,225 --> 00:30:31,394
WELCOME TO
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE."

874
00:30:31,428 --> 00:30:33,880
WHOO!

875
00:30:33,914 --> 00:30:35,882
SO THIS IS HOW IT ALL BEGINS.

876
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,717
THE THING ABOUT
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE,"

877
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:38,852
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

878
00:30:38,886 --> 00:30:41,204
IT'S JUST ABOUT LOVE.

879
00:30:41,238 --> 00:30:43,807
IT'S ABOUT EACH OF YOU HAVING
THE OPPORTUNITY

880
00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:45,908
TO FIND THAT TRUE LOVE.

881
00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:49,512
THE TOUGH THING ABOUT PARADISE
IS THAT,

882
00:30:49,546 --> 00:30:50,880
AT EACH ROSE CEREMONY,

883
00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:53,133
IF YOU'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

884
00:30:53,167 --> 00:30:55,535
WHERE YOU COULD POSSIBLY
SEE LOVE HAPPENING,

885
00:30:55,569 --> 00:30:56,303
YOU'LL BE GOING HOME.

886
00:30:56,337 --> 00:31:01,091
GENTLEMEN, YOU'LL BE HANDING OUT
THE ROSES THIS WEEK.

887
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,463
AND, LADIES, AT LEAST ONE OF YOU
WILL BE GOING HOME.

888
00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:10,300
NOW OBVIOUSLY NEXT WEEK,
THE TABLES WILL BE TURNED,

889
00:31:10,334 --> 00:31:12,219
AND, LADIES, YOU'LL BE
HANDING OUT THE ROSES.

890
00:31:13,988 --> 00:31:16,289
AS FOR THE SISTERS...

891
00:31:16,323 --> 00:31:18,024
WHAT?

892
00:31:18,058 --> 00:31:19,392
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA
SEPARATE US?

893
00:31:19,426 --> 00:31:21,244
RELAX.

894
00:31:21,278 --> 00:31:23,613
I GOT REAL NERVOUS, TOO.
IT'S PARADISE.

895
00:31:23,647 --> 00:31:25,081
BUT AS FOR THE SISTERS,

896
00:31:25,115 --> 00:31:29,019
GUYS, IF YOU EXTEND A ROSE
TO ONE,

897
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,687
THEY WILL BOTH BE STAYING.

898
00:31:30,721 --> 00:31:33,006
OOH.
Woman: WOW.

899
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:35,408
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
[ LAUGHS ]

900
00:31:35,442 --> 00:31:40,297
SO CHRIS HARRISON SAYS THAT
THE SISTERS ARE A PACKAGE DEAL.

901
00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:44,767
SO IF ONE PERSON GETS A ROSE,
THE OTHER PERSON STAYS.

902
00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:46,969
IS THAT, LIKE, INCEST?
[ LAUGHS ]

903
00:31:47,004 --> 00:31:49,305
MY PARENTS DO CALL US
SIAMESE TWINS, SO...

904
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:53,226
OKAY, THIS IS KINDA COOL.
LIKE, TWO-FOR-ONE DEAL.

905
00:31:53,261 --> 00:31:55,094
YOU CHOOSE ASHLEY I.,
YOU GET HER SISTER.

906
00:31:55,129 --> 00:31:56,329
I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF A BONUS.

907
00:31:56,363 --> 00:32:00,300
Tenley: NOT REALLY FAIR THAT
THE SISTERS COUNT AS ONE ROSE.

908
00:32:00,302 --> 00:32:02,818
IT SEEMS LIKE ONE
OR THE OTHER SISTER IS GONNA GET

909
00:32:02,853 --> 00:32:05,055
A FREE RIDE THROUGH PARADISE.

910
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,956
ALL RIGHT.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

911
00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:08,158
IT'S GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

912
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:11,612
LAUREN CAN SLUT IT UP,
AND I CAN STILL STICK AROUND.

913
00:32:11,646 --> 00:32:15,582
NOW, BEFORE I LEAVE
AND LET YOU ALL GET SETTLED IN,

914
00:32:15,616 --> 00:32:20,086
THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL
I WANT YOU ALL TO SEE.

915
00:32:20,121 --> 00:32:21,204
Woman: OH, GOD. I'M NERVOUS.
[ MAN GROANS ]

916
00:32:21,238 --> 00:32:24,440
SO IF EVERYONE WOULD PLEASE
COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW?

917
00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:27,944
Ashley I.: CHRIS HARRISON
TELLS US TO EXPECT A SURPRISE.

918
00:32:27,978 --> 00:32:29,378
AND I'M LIKE, "OH..."

919
00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,515
SURPRISES AROUND HERE
ARE USUALLY BAD.

920
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:34,133
Woman: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Woman: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

921
00:32:34,168 --> 00:32:35,168
Jared: IS THIS OUR FIRST
ROSE CEREMONY?

922
00:32:35,202 --> 00:32:37,470
J.J.: INSTANTLY, IN MY MIND,
AND I THINK EVERYONE'S,

923
00:32:37,505 --> 00:32:40,490
WE START THINKING, OH, MY GOSH,
IMMEDIATE ROSE CEREMONY.

924
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,859
LIKE, CRAP.

925
00:32:42,893 --> 00:32:46,930
Woman: [ GASPS ]
OH...MY...GOSH.

926
00:32:46,964 --> 00:32:48,598
Chris: FIND A SEAT
WHEREVER YOU WANT.

927
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,300
Tenley: WALKING INTO THIS
REALLY ROMANTIC SETTING

928
00:32:51,335 --> 00:32:53,119
WITH ALL THESE ROSES
SCATTERED AROUND,

929
00:32:53,154 --> 00:32:55,222
AND KIND OF SET UP AS IF

930
00:32:55,256 --> 00:32:57,690
SOMETHING CEREMONIAL IS
GONNA HAPPEN.

931
00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:58,925
ROSE CEREMONY RIGHT NOW.

932
00:32:58,959 --> 00:33:00,510
[ SEA BIRD CALLS ]

933
00:33:03,897 --> 00:33:05,131
Woman: WAIT.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

934
00:33:05,165 --> 00:33:07,133
Jonathan:
ROSE CEREMONY RIGHT NOW.

935
00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:08,435
Kirk: ARE THERE PEOPLE
BEHIND THE ROCKS?

936
00:33:08,437 --> 00:33:10,136
DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT
THERE'S MORE PEOPLE COMING?

937
00:33:10,171 --> 00:33:11,371
MAYBE THE RACCOON.
WE WALK DOWN TO THE BEACH

938
00:33:11,405 --> 00:33:16,159
AND WE SEE A BUNCH OF
CHURCH PEWS, BASICALLY.

939
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:17,694
Woman: ALL OF A SUDDEN,
ALL OF OUR EXES COME.

940
00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:19,529
NO, PLEASE,
DO NOT BRING OUR EXES.
THERE'S NO CAMERAS
POINTING THE OTHER WAY.

941
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,747
I THINK AT THIS POINT,
EVERYONE'S JUST CONFUSED.

942
00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:23,983
♪

943
00:33:24,017 --> 00:33:25,852
UH-OH, THERE'S PEOPLE.

944
00:33:25,886 --> 00:33:26,686
Kirk: DO YOU KNOW THEM?
NO.

945
00:33:26,721 --> 00:33:29,422
Tenley: ALL OF A SUDDEN,
VERY NICELY DRESSED PEOPLE ARE

946
00:33:29,456 --> 00:33:32,626
WALKING IN AND SITTING
ON THE OTHER SIDE.

947
00:33:32,628 --> 00:33:36,212
AND I START THINKING,
OKAY, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

948
00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:37,981
Tenley: GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S A WEDDING.

949
00:33:38,015 --> 00:33:39,349
ARE WE HERE FOR A WEDDING?

950
00:33:39,383 --> 00:33:41,184
Ashley I.:
I THINK THAT MAY BE IT,

951
00:33:41,218 --> 00:33:43,169
'CAUSE HE'S HOLDING SOMETHING
VERY PRIESTLIKE.

952
00:33:43,204 --> 00:33:44,236
SO EVERYONE PUT
TWO AND TWO TOGETHER

953
00:33:44,271 --> 00:33:45,371
THERE WAS GONNA BE A WEDDING.

954
00:33:45,406 --> 00:33:47,240
IT WAS -- IT WAS EXCITING
AND NERVE-RACKING TO KNOW THAT

955
00:33:47,274 --> 00:33:49,609
WE WERE AT A WEDDING
FOR SOMEONE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW

956
00:33:49,643 --> 00:33:50,743
WHO BASICALLY IS GETTING MARRIED
AT THIS POINT.

957
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:54,097
♪

958
00:33:54,131 --> 00:33:54,931
Kirk: I THINK IT'S --
Women: OH, MY GOD!

959
00:33:54,965 --> 00:33:57,466
Jade: IT'S MARCUS.

960
00:33:57,501 --> 00:33:59,068
LACY AND MARCUS
ARE GETTING MARRIED.

961
00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:01,921
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

962
00:34:01,955 --> 00:34:04,091
Woman: OH, MY GOD! OH!

963
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,492
MARCUS AND LACY MET
LAST SEASON,

964
00:34:06,526 --> 00:34:08,528
THE FIRST SEASON
OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."

965
00:34:08,562 --> 00:34:10,863
AND A YEAR LATER,
NOW THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED.

966
00:34:10,898 --> 00:34:13,516
[ APPLAUSE ]

967
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:17,320
Ashley I.: YOU'VE HEARD SO MANY
GOOD STORIES ABOUT THEM,

968
00:34:17,354 --> 00:34:18,621
AND EVERYBODY THINKS
THEY'RE THE BEST TOGETHER.

969
00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:19,389
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THIS CEREMONY HAPPEN.

970
00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:22,508
JUST GOT REAL? [ LAUGHS ]

971
00:34:22,543 --> 00:34:24,610
HEART'S GOING THROUGH
MY CHEST RIGHT NOW.

972
00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:27,713
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE RISE.

973
00:34:27,748 --> 00:34:31,384
♪

974
00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:49,001
Ashley S.:
LACY'S ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.

975
00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:51,671
AND MARCUS LOOKS AT LACY LIKE,

976
00:34:51,705 --> 00:34:54,324
I MEAN, THEY HAVE
SUCH AN AMAZING CONNECTION,

977
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:55,891
YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL IT
RIGHT NOW.

978
00:34:55,926 --> 00:35:00,363
♪

979
00:35:02,716 --> 00:35:03,916
HI, BABY.
HI.

980
00:35:03,951 --> 00:35:04,517
Chris: YOU MAY BE SEATED.

981
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,556
MARCUS AND LACY,

982
00:35:09,558 --> 00:35:11,758
YOU BOTH CAME ON "THE BACHELOR"
AND "BACHELORETTE"

983
00:35:11,792 --> 00:35:16,245
SEEKING THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN THE WORLD -- LOVE.

984
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,047
NEITHER OF YOU FOUND IT...

985
00:35:18,082 --> 00:35:20,150
[ CHUCKLES ]

986
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,435
...BUT WERE EACH GIVEN
A SECOND CHANCE.

987
00:35:22,469 --> 00:35:28,007
AND YOU BOTH CAME TO PARADISE
TO SEEK OUT LOVE AGAIN.

988
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:31,243
AND THERE, YOU FOUND IT.

989
00:35:31,278 --> 00:35:33,846
THERE WERE UPs AND DOWNS,

990
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,198
TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS,

991
00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:38,701
AND YOU'VE COME THROUGH
TO THIS DAY,

992
00:35:38,735 --> 00:35:40,904
BACK IN MEXICO,

993
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:43,889
WHERE IT ALL BEGAN.

994
00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:46,859
TODAY, YOUR WEDDING DAY.

995
00:35:46,893 --> 00:35:49,929
MARCUS AND LACY, I KNOW YOU BOTH
PREPARED A LITTLE SOMETHING

996
00:35:49,963 --> 00:35:52,031
TO SAY TO EACH OTHER.

997
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:52,832
YES.
WHY DON'T YOU LEAD US OFF?

998
00:35:52,867 --> 00:35:56,118
♪

999
00:35:56,153 --> 00:35:58,254
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
LACY... [ SNIFFLES ]

1000
00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,789
THESE VOWS WERE TOUGH
FOR ME TO WRITE,

1001
00:35:59,823 --> 00:36:04,544
NOT BECAUSE I COULDN'T COME UP
WITH WHAT I CAN PROMISE YOU,

1002
00:36:04,578 --> 00:36:06,846
BUT BECAUSE I STILL DON'T FEEL
I DESERVE YOU.

1003
00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:14,287
YOU SHOW ME EVERY DAY
YOUR STRENGTH, YOUR COURAGE,

1004
00:36:14,322 --> 00:36:16,072
AND FOR THAT
AND MANY OTHER REASONS,

1005
00:36:16,106 --> 00:36:17,607
YOU ARE MY GREATEST LOVE.

1006
00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:21,444
NOW I CAN'T PROMISE
I WON'T BOTHER YOU

1007
00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,229
WITH KISSES
IN THE MORNING...

1008
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,264
[ CHUCKLES ]
...BUT WHAT I CAN PROMISE,

1009
00:36:25,298 --> 00:36:27,700
TO CONTINUE TO GROW WITH YOU

1010
00:36:27,735 --> 00:36:32,372
THROUGH ANY OBSTACLES
THAT MAY BE PUT IN OUR WAY.

1011
00:36:32,406 --> 00:36:35,091
I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU MORE TODAY
THAN YESTERDAY,

1012
00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,827
BUT NOT MORE THAN TOMORROW.

1013
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:43,316
[ SNIFFLES ]

1014
00:36:43,350 --> 00:36:45,618
[ Whispers ] UM, OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

1015
00:36:45,653 --> 00:36:47,086
[ Normal voice ] MARCUS...
[ SNIFFLES ]

1016
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:47,988
THE LOVE THAT WE SHARE

1017
00:36:48,022 --> 00:36:51,758
CAN'T POSSIBLY BE DEFINED
BY THE WORDS THAT WE SAY TODAY.

1018
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:55,378
LET OUR LOVE BE DEFINED
BY THE TIMES THAT WE SPEND,

1019
00:36:55,412 --> 00:36:57,514
THE LIFE THAT WE SHARE,

1020
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,916
AND BY THE WAY THAT
WE SELFLESSLY AND AUTHENTICALLY

1021
00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:02,251
LOVE ONE ANOTHER.

1022
00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:05,671
YOU'RE SO KIND, CARING,
AND PATIENT.

1023
00:37:05,705 --> 00:37:08,241
AND AS WE EMBARK
ON THIS SACRED COVENANT,

1024
00:37:08,276 --> 00:37:10,343
I WANT YOU TO KNOW...
[ SNIFFLES ]

1025
00:37:10,377 --> 00:37:12,445
I'LL LIVE EVERY DAY...
[ SNIFFLES ]

1026
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,796
TO LOVE YOU MORE THAN
THE ONE BEFORE.

1027
00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:18,501
[ SNIFFLES ] I DID, I DO,
AND WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU.

1028
00:37:21,338 --> 00:37:22,421
MARCUS, IF YOU WOULD,
REPEAT AFTER ME.

1029
00:37:22,456 --> 00:37:24,423
"I, MARCUS, TAKE YOU, LACY..."

1030
00:37:24,457 --> 00:37:26,593
I, MARCUS, TAKE YOU, LACY...

1031
00:37:26,627 --> 00:37:29,495
"TO BE MY WIFE..."
TO BE MY WIFE...

1032
00:37:29,530 --> 00:37:30,830
"TO HAVE AND TO HOLD..."
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD...

1033
00:37:30,864 --> 00:37:33,633
"FOR RICHER, FOR POORER..."
FOR RICHER, FOR POORER...

1034
00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:36,653
"IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH..."
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH...

1035
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:39,789
"TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH..."
TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH...

1036
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,241
"UNTIL DEATH DO US PART."
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART.

1037
00:37:42,275 --> 00:37:44,076
IF SO, SAY "I DO."

1038
00:37:44,110 --> 00:37:46,045
I DO.

1039
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:47,513
[ PAPERS RUSTLE ]
LACY.

1040
00:37:47,548 --> 00:37:51,184
"I, LACY, TAKE YOU, MARCUS..."

1041
00:37:51,218 --> 00:37:52,618
I, LACY, TAKE YOU, MARCUS...

1042
00:37:52,652 --> 00:37:55,471
"TO BE MY HUSBAND..."
TO BE MY HUSBAND...

1043
00:37:55,505 --> 00:37:57,841
"TO HAVE AND TO HOLD..."
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD...

1044
00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,876
"FOR RICHER, FOR POORER..."
FOR RICHER OR POORER...

1045
00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:02,662
"IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH..."
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH...

1046
00:38:02,696 --> 00:38:06,566
"TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH..."
TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH...

1047
00:38:06,568 --> 00:38:08,234
"UNTIL DEATH DO US PART."
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART.

1048
00:38:08,268 --> 00:38:10,069
IF SO, SAY "I DO."

1049
00:38:10,103 --> 00:38:11,637
I DO.

1050
00:38:11,672 --> 00:38:13,672
♪

1051
00:38:13,707 --> 00:38:16,325
THESE RINGS ARE NOW
TO BE GIVEN AND RECEIVED

1052
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,894
AS BONDS OF NEVER-ENDING LOVE.

1053
00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:23,750
MAY THESE RINGS BE BLESSED
AS THE SYMBOLS OF THIS UNION.

1054
00:38:23,784 --> 00:38:27,119
MARCUS AND LACY,
YOU HAVE HELD EACH OTHER'S HANDS

1055
00:38:27,154 --> 00:38:31,624
EVERY DAY SINCE YOU HAVE MET,
BUT TODAY THE FEELING IS NEW.

1056
00:38:31,659 --> 00:38:34,460
NO LONGER SIMPLY PARTNERS
AND BEST FRIENDS,

1057
00:38:34,494 --> 00:38:38,748
YOU HAVE BECOME
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

1058
00:38:38,782 --> 00:38:41,451
SO IN THE PRESENCE
OF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS,

1059
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,670
AND BY THE AUTHORITY
GIVEN TO ME,

1060
00:38:43,704 --> 00:38:47,239
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

1061
00:38:47,274 --> 00:38:50,810
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

1062
00:38:50,845 --> 00:38:54,314
♪

1063
00:38:54,348 --> 00:38:55,732
MARCUS AND LACY ARE
SO IN LOVE.

1064
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,366
IT'S JUST WRITTEN
ALL OVER THEIR FACES.

1065
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,436
Tenley: THEY JUST FIT,

1066
00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:03,556
AND -- AND THAT LOVE
IS VERY OBVIOUS.

1067
00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:06,893
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
WHOO!

1068
00:39:06,895 --> 00:39:09,395
IT IS MY HONOR TO INTRODUCE
FOR THE FIRST TIME,

1069
00:39:09,429 --> 00:39:12,131
MARCUS AND LACY GRODD!

1070
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:14,500
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

1071
00:39:14,535 --> 00:39:16,485
I JUST FEEL SO HONORED
TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW

1072
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,887
BECAUSE IT'S JUST
SUCH A TESTAMENT

1073
00:39:17,921 --> 00:39:21,624
OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN HERE
AND WHAT I'M HOPING TO FIND.

1074
00:39:21,658 --> 00:39:22,909
HI, GUYS! THANK YOU!
CONGRATULATIONS.

1075
00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:25,378
Jared: JUST SEEING THAT WEDDING
GAVE ME A LOT OF HOPE.

1076
00:39:25,412 --> 00:39:26,479
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
THAT I'D WANT

1077
00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:28,514
THAN TO COME BACK
A YEAR FROM NOW

1078
00:39:28,549 --> 00:39:30,750
AND GET MARRIED TO A GIRL
I MEET HERE.

1079
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,786
FROM LACY AND I,
FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS,

1080
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,954
GOOD LUCK. CONGRATULATIONS
TO THE FUTURE COUPLE.

1081
00:39:34,988 --> 00:39:37,506
I KNOW THERE'S ONE HERE,
IF NOT TWO OR THREE.

1082
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:40,109
I HOPE THERE WAS
SOME SPARK TODAY SO FAR.

1083
00:39:40,143 --> 00:39:42,011
SO HERE'S TO YOU GUYS.

1084
00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:43,262
GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY.

1085
00:39:43,296 --> 00:39:46,365
ARE YOU LADIES READY?

1086
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,102
[ CHEERING ]

1087
00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:53,439
♪

1088
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:55,825
Kirk: YOU'RE NEXT!

1089
00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,697
I THINK THERE IS A LOT
OF POTENTIAL FOR -- FOR, UH,

1090
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,215
ONE OR TWO OR MAYBE
THREE COUPLES TO FIND, UH, LOVE

1091
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:04,717
HERE IN PARADISE.

1092
00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:06,552
[ GLASSES CLINK ]
GREAT MEETING YOU GUYS.

1093
00:40:06,586 --> 00:40:07,687
HAVE FUN, GUYS. TAKE CARE.
Lacy: HAVE FUN!

1094
00:40:07,721 --> 00:40:09,389
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE
HERE IN PARADISE.

1095
00:40:09,423 --> 00:40:10,856
LOVE HAPPENED FOR US,

1096
00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:12,992
AND IT CAN DEFINITELY HAPPEN
FOR THEM, TOO.

1097
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,778
I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY MORE
MOTIVATION THAN THAT.

1098
00:40:15,812 --> 00:40:18,581
I MEAN, WHAT MARCUS AND LACY
HAVE HERE TODAY

1099
00:40:18,615 --> 00:40:20,216
IS HOPEFULLY WHAT ALL OF YOU
ARE SEARCHING FOR,

1100
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,902
AND HOPEFULLY WHAT ALL OF YOU
WILL FIND HERE IN PARADISE.

1101
00:40:22,936 --> 00:40:27,440
AND IT IS MY SINCERE HOPE
THAT A YEAR FROM TODAY,

1102
00:40:27,474 --> 00:40:29,642
I'M ON A BEACH SOMEWHERE,

1103
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:33,579
CELEBRATING ONE OF
YOUR LOVE STORIES

1104
00:40:33,614 --> 00:40:36,332
OR MULTIPLE LOVE STORIES.
THAT'D BE GOOD.

1105
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,401
SO AGAIN,
WELCOME TO PARADISE.

1106
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:40,570
Jonathan: YES!

1107
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,906
CHEERS, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GET IN THERE. CHEERS.

1108
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,758
I WOULD LOVE TO COME OUT
OF THIS SHOW, YOU KNOW,

1109
00:40:44,792 --> 00:40:47,160
WITH PEOPLE SAYING,
"DID YOU LOVE THEM? IS IT REAL?"

1110
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,862
AND I GO, "YEAH, I MET THE LOVE
OF MY LIFE ON THIS SHOW."

1111
00:40:49,896 --> 00:40:54,366
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR JOURNEY BEGINS RIGHT NOW.

1112
00:40:54,401 --> 00:40:55,918
Woman: WHOO!

1113
00:40:55,952 --> 00:40:57,286
Tenley: I JUST REALLY HAVE
A GOOD FEELING

1114
00:40:57,321 --> 00:40:58,154
ABOUT ENTERING PARADISE.

1115
00:40:58,188 --> 00:41:02,624
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING,
BUT I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING BIG

1116
00:41:02,659 --> 00:41:04,677
IS JUST RIGHT BEFORE ME.

1117
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,412
I'M JUST READY TO BE HERE
WITH AN OPEN HEART

1118
00:41:06,446 --> 00:41:07,580
AND FALL IN LOVE.

1119
00:41:07,614 --> 00:41:11,151
[ SEA BIRDS CALLING ]

1120
00:41:11,185 --> 00:41:12,519
<i>COMING UP...</i>

1121
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:13,652
Ashley I.:
SO IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT.

1122
00:41:13,687 --> 00:41:15,571
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE,
BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

1123
00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:17,473
[ Singsongy ] THINGS ARE ABOUT
TO GET CRAZY!

1124
00:41:17,507 --> 00:41:18,808
I THINK IT'S TIME
TO BE BOLD.

1125
00:41:18,842 --> 00:41:20,643
THAT'S HOW I'M FEELING IN LIFE
RIGHT NOW.

1126
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,912
THERE WE GO. THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
AAH!

1127
00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:24,430
J.J.: THINGS MOVE FAST
IN PARADISE, APPARENTLY.

1128
00:41:24,464 --> 00:41:25,698
WELL, WE'RE GETTIN' DIRTY.

1129
00:41:25,732 --> 00:41:27,466
Ashley I.:
IN THE CHASE FOR JARED,

1130
00:41:27,501 --> 00:41:29,001
LIKE, I'M PROBABLY AHEAD.

1131
00:41:29,035 --> 00:41:30,870
I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE
TO ASK JARED ON A DATE

1132
00:41:30,904 --> 00:41:32,004
BECAUSE HE IS
KIND OF MYSTERIOUS.

1133
00:41:32,038 --> 00:41:34,307
Ashley I.: I DON'T WANNA LEAVE
JADE ALONE WITH JARED

1134
00:41:34,341 --> 00:41:35,924
FOR TOO LONG.

1135
00:41:35,959 --> 00:41:36,792
Ashley I.: CAN YOU SEE?
ARE THEY MAKING OUT?

1136
00:41:39,213 --> 00:41:43,550
♪

1137
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:44,783
Ashley I.:
SO IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT.

1138
00:41:44,818 --> 00:41:46,769
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

1139
00:41:46,803 --> 00:41:47,603
[ Singsongy ] THINGS ARE ABOUT
TO GET CRAZY!

1140
00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:49,939
All: CHEERS!

1141
00:41:49,973 --> 00:41:52,674
Woman: GUYS,
WE'RE IN MEXICO! WHOO!

1142
00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:55,094
Woman: WHOO!
WHOO-HOO!

1143
00:41:55,128 --> 00:41:57,196
Juelia: WE'RE ALL KIND OF
MINGLING TOGETHER

1144
00:41:57,231 --> 00:41:58,831
AND WE'RE JUST TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT, YOU KNOW,

1145
00:41:58,865 --> 00:42:00,667
WHO'S VIBING WITH WHO.

1146
00:42:00,701 --> 00:42:03,836
EVERYBODY LIKES JADE.
[ LAUGHS ]

1147
00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:06,188
EVERY GUY LIKES JADE.

1148
00:42:06,222 --> 00:42:08,457
Kirk: JUST WITH HOW A LOT OF
THE GUYS ARE FEELING ABOUT JADE,

1149
00:42:08,491 --> 00:42:11,027
THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN, LIKE,
SORT OF LIKE AN INTERVIEW LINE.

1150
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:13,829
AND ALMOST EVERY GUY HERE
WOULD'VE JUST GOT IN LINE

1151
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,131
AND BEEN LIKE,
"CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO HER."

1152
00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:16,866
[ LAUGHS ]
[ JARED SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

1153
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,651
WHAT? ARE YOU DOING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OR...

1154
00:42:18,685 --> 00:42:20,119
Jared: I AM.
I JUST -- I'M --

1155
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,154
I JUST ALWAYS PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
WHEN I'M NERVOUS.

1156
00:42:21,188 --> 00:42:23,990
Jonathan: DEFINITELY,
JADE STOOD OUT IMMEDIATELY.

1157
00:42:24,024 --> 00:42:26,576
BUT FOR ME, I WANT TO GET
TO KNOW EACH OF THE LADIES.

1158
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,243
[ LAUGHS ]

1159
00:42:28,278 --> 00:42:32,382
FUN GUYS, FUN GIRLS. LIKE,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.

1160
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:33,483
THERE'S NO QUESTION.

1161
00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:36,152
[ SNIFFLING ]

1162
00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:41,274
♪

1163
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:42,575
Mikey: HEY.

1164
00:42:42,610 --> 00:42:44,577
[ SNIFFLES ]

1165
00:42:44,612 --> 00:42:46,695
[ SNIFFLES ]

1166
00:42:46,729 --> 00:42:48,598
[ SIGHS AND SNIFFLES ]

1167
00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:49,632
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

1168
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,134
[ SNIFFLES ]

1169
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:52,768
HUH?

1170
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:53,602
[ Voice breaks ]
NOTHING. I CAN'T TALK.

1171
00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:55,271
WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

1172
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,473
[ SNIFFLES ]

1173
00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:00,626
[ MUTTERS AND SNIFFLES ]

1174
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,695
I CAN'T TALK WHEN I CRY.

1175
00:43:02,729 --> 00:43:04,797
JUST TELL ME. COME ON.
UGH.

1176
00:43:04,831 --> 00:43:08,684
WHAT COULD BE
POSSIBLY WRONG?

1177
00:43:08,718 --> 00:43:10,219
ARE YOU JUST...
[ SNIFFLES ]

1178
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,754
SAD 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE,
OVERWHELMING TO YOU

1179
00:43:11,788 --> 00:43:12,788
OR SOMETHING OR WHAT?

1180
00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:14,190
[ CRIES AND SNIFFLES ]

1181
00:43:16,826 --> 00:43:17,893
CAN YOU TELL ASHLEY
TO COME OVER HERE?

1182
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,211
YEAH, I'M TRYING TO TALK

1183
00:43:19,246 --> 00:43:21,113
TO LAUREN ABOUT
WHY SHE'S SO UPSET.

1184
00:43:21,148 --> 00:43:22,648
SHE'S BASICALLY CRYING
SO FRANTICALLY

1185
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,183
THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK,

1186
00:43:24,218 --> 00:43:25,685
SO SHE HAD TO GO TALK
TO HER SISTER.

1187
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,738
[ LAUREN SIGHS ]

1188
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:29,338
Ashley I.: WHAT HAPPENED?

1189
00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:35,144
[ SNIFFLES ]

1190
00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:37,846
I CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH TO BE
ABLE TO SIT HERE AND TALK.

1191
00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:39,698
[ CRIES ]
OKAY, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.

1192
00:43:39,733 --> 00:43:42,035
[ SNIFFLES ]

1193
00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:44,636
Jade: I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WAS A GENE FOR DRAMA.

1194
00:43:44,671 --> 00:43:48,123
BUT LAUREN IS JUST LIKE ASHLEY.

1195
00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:50,392
OBVIOUSLY, I'M OVERWHELMED.
YEAH.

1196
00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:52,394
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
RIGHT NOW AT THIS POINT.

1197
00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:55,831
[ SNIFFLES ]

1198
00:43:55,866 --> 00:43:57,733
J.J.: WE'RE BARELY HERE

1199
00:43:57,767 --> 00:43:59,618
AND WE'VE ALREADY WITNESSED
CRYING.

1200
00:43:59,653 --> 00:44:01,253
AND, I MEAN, THIS IS DAY ONE.

1201
00:44:01,288 --> 00:44:03,956
LIKE, THINGS MOVE FAST
IN PARADISE, APPARENTLY.

1202
00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:06,776
WHO'S GONNA MAKE YOU LAUGH?
OKAY, NO ONE...

1203
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,177
ARE YOU SURE?
UGH.

1204
00:44:08,211 --> 00:44:12,081
LAUREN IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
IT'S ALL REALLY HITTING HER,

1205
00:44:12,115 --> 00:44:14,183
BEING IN SUCH
A NEW ENVIRONMENT.

1206
00:44:14,217 --> 00:44:16,652
I FEEL A RESPONSIBILITY
TO TAKE CARE OF HER.

1207
00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:22,141
BUT I'M GETTING STRESSED OUT
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT OPEN TO THIS.

1208
00:44:22,143 --> 00:44:24,943
SHE'S NOT BLENDING AS WELL
AS I THOUGHT SHE WOULD.

1209
00:44:24,978 --> 00:44:26,812
AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT
IF SHE GOES HOME

1210
00:44:26,847 --> 00:44:28,765
WHAT THAT'S GONNA MEAN FOR ME.

1211
00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:30,299
DO YOU WANNA COMMUNICATE
WITH ME?

1212
00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:37,206
♪

1213
00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:42,194
OKAY, I FEEL LIKE
THAT JUELIA IS OLD.

1214
00:44:42,229 --> 00:44:44,063
AND I FEEL LIKE, UM...
THE LITTLE MERMAID?

1215
00:44:44,097 --> 00:44:46,332
TENLEY?
I LOVE HER, SO CUTE.

1216
00:44:46,366 --> 00:44:48,150
OLD.

1217
00:44:48,184 --> 00:44:51,253
SO, LIKE, THEY'RE JUST, LIKE,
DRUNK AND, LIKE,

1218
00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:53,522
WILL DO WHATEVER THE...
THEY WANT WITH ANYONE...

1219
00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:59,879
AND, LIKE, I'M 24,
AND I DON'T WANT ANYONE HERE,

1220
00:44:59,913 --> 00:45:03,049
AND I WANT TO GO HOME.

1221
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:05,417
I MEAN, I'M TIRED AS...
RIGHT NOW, TOO.

1222
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,370
I KNOW.
LIKE, MAYBE I JUST NEED
TO SLEEP.

1223
00:45:07,404 --> 00:45:09,405
WELL, WHY IS SHE FEELING BAD?
Mikey: I DON'T KNOW.

1224
00:45:09,439 --> 00:45:12,341
Kirk: THEY WERE -- I SAW THEM
TALKING TO EACH OTHER,

1225
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:14,242
AND SHE WAS CRYING.
WHY -- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

1226
00:45:14,277 --> 00:45:16,111
SHE WAS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HER PROBLEM IS.

1227
00:45:16,145 --> 00:45:18,047
I DON'T WANNA DEAL --
I HATE PEOPLE.

1228
00:45:18,081 --> 00:45:19,565
THAT'S, LIKE, A PROBLEM, TOO.

1229
00:45:19,599 --> 00:45:20,933
[ LAUGHS ]

1230
00:45:20,967 --> 00:45:23,602
EVERYONE'S JUST SO BORING.

1231
00:45:23,637 --> 00:45:26,005
I'M GOING TO SLEEP,

1232
00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,340
AND I DON'T KNOW.
EVERYONE'S GONNA BE LIKE,

1233
00:45:27,342 --> 00:45:29,625
"WHAT THE [BLEEP], WHAT THE..."
IT'S JUST, LIKE...

1234
00:45:29,659 --> 00:45:31,160
IT WAS JUST A LONG DAY.

1235
00:45:33,262 --> 00:45:34,130
BUT THEN I GOTTA WAKE UP
AND HAVE BREAKFAST

1236
00:45:34,164 --> 00:45:36,865
WITH SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE.

1237
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:40,018
IT'S, LIKE,
A WHOLE CATASTROPHE.

1238
00:45:40,053 --> 00:45:41,954
RIGHT NOW HER OUTBURSTS
AND ALL THE CRYING

1239
00:45:41,988 --> 00:45:43,990
AND THE MOODINESS

1240
00:45:44,024 --> 00:45:45,924
IS WHAT I EXPECTED
FROM THE FIRST NIGHT.

1241
00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:47,176
WE'LL SEE IF IT GETS BETTER.

1242
00:45:47,210 --> 00:45:49,177
HOPEFULLY,
SHE GETS HER ACT TOGETHER.

1243
00:45:49,212 --> 00:45:50,479
OKAY, I FEEL LIKE <i> I </i> SHOULD
GO TO BED NOW,

1244
00:45:50,513 --> 00:45:53,549
BECAUSE YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT
AND I CAN'T GO BACK THERE.

1245
00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:55,451
I WILL BE -- I WILL BE --
NO, JUST GO BACK THERE.

1246
00:45:55,485 --> 00:45:59,906
THE ONLY PERSON I HAVE ANY
REMOTE INTEREST IN IS JARED.

1247
00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:01,941
I HAVE TO REALLY
TALK TO HIM TONIGHT

1248
00:46:01,975 --> 00:46:03,676
AND MAKE SURE THAT
THIS IS SOLIDIFIED.

1249
00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:05,511
I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

1250
00:46:05,545 --> 00:46:06,779
LOVE YOU. NIGHT.

1251
00:46:06,813 --> 00:46:08,531
ENJOY YOUR ALONE TIME.

1252
00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:10,766
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]

1253
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,400
THIS IS CRAZY, THOUGH,

1254
00:46:11,434 --> 00:46:14,703
HOW -- HOW THINGS CAN HAPPEN
IN ONE NIGHT.
YEAH.

1255
00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:16,238
GOTTA BE CAREFUL, BOYS.

1256
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:18,140
JONATHAN'S GOING FOR IT,
DUDE.

1257
00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:19,358
I LOVE IT. JONATHAN'S GOT
A CAN-DO ATTITUDE HERE.

1258
00:46:19,392 --> 00:46:22,027
Tenley: YEAH, THEY'RE -- THAT'S
CUTE. THEY BOTH HAVE KIDDOS.

1259
00:46:22,061 --> 00:46:23,929
Jared: WHAT UP?
Woman: HEY.

1260
00:46:23,963 --> 00:46:25,264
AND THEN HE'S LIKE...

1261
00:46:25,298 --> 00:46:26,998
Ashley I.:
THERE'S CERTAIN COUPLES

1262
00:46:27,033 --> 00:46:28,450
THAT ARE KIND OF, LIKE, FORMING.

1263
00:46:28,484 --> 00:46:31,253
BUT JARED'S THE ONLY ONE
I'M ATTRACTED TO.

1264
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,257
LIKE, HE HAS PERFECT EYES.
HE HAS A PERFECT NOSE.

1265
00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:37,059
HE HAS REALLY NICE LIPS.
AND HE'S PRETTY PERFECT.

1266
00:46:37,093 --> 00:46:37,960
WHEN I KIND OF HAVE
A CRUSH ON SOMEONE,

1267
00:46:37,994 --> 00:46:39,244
I REALLY CLAM UP.

1268
00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:42,715
I WILL END UP COMPLETELY MUTE.

1269
00:46:42,749 --> 00:46:45,251
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

1270
00:46:51,274 --> 00:46:54,843
I WANNA TALK, BUT I CAN THINK OF
NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

1271
00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:58,047
I'M JUST TOTALLY FROZEN.

1272
00:46:58,081 --> 00:47:01,100
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING,
OWL HOOTING ]

1273
00:47:01,134 --> 00:47:03,302
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
IN DISTANCE ]

1274
00:47:06,807 --> 00:47:10,125
I HATE MYSELF. [ LAUGHS ]

1275
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:12,894
I, LIKE, CAN'T DE-CLAM MYSELF
RIGHT NOW.

1276
00:47:12,929 --> 00:47:14,563
IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING.

1277
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:17,900
Jonathan: YOU'RE ALL QUIET
OVER THERE. WHY?

1278
00:47:17,934 --> 00:47:20,186
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO TALK ABOUT?

1279
00:47:20,188 --> 00:47:22,254
OH, I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER YOU
WANNA TALK ABOUT.

1280
00:47:22,288 --> 00:47:24,390
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.

1281
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,158
[ CRYING ] I JUST CAN'T
SNAP OUT OF IT.

1282
00:47:26,192 --> 00:47:29,110
[ SNIFFLES ] I DON'T GET IT.
[ SNIFFLES ]

1283
00:47:29,145 --> 00:47:31,614
LIKE, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.

1284
00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:33,882
<i>COMING UP...</i>

1285
00:47:33,916 --> 00:47:34,983
HI, BABY.
[ CHIRPS ]

1286
00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:36,251
Carly: SO ASHLEY S. --

1287
00:47:36,285 --> 00:47:37,719
HER CRAZY SIDE'S COMING OUT
A LITTLE.

1288
00:47:37,754 --> 00:47:39,488
[ CHIRPS ]
[ LAUGHS ]

1289
00:47:39,522 --> 00:47:42,007
Carly: ASHLEY IS
THE WEIRDEST GIRL EVER.

1290
00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:44,844
I FREAKING LOVE THOSE BIRDS.

1291
00:47:44,878 --> 00:47:45,911
<i>AND LATER...</i>

1292
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:47,212
[ SIREN WAILING ]

1293
00:47:47,246 --> 00:47:48,998
Woman: WAIT, IS ASHLEY OKAY?

1294
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,933
SHE WAS BEING PICKED UP
ON A STRETCHER

1295
00:47:50,967 --> 00:47:52,534
AND TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL.

1296
00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:54,069
Dan: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ASHLEY.

1297
00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:54,704
I WAS DEFINITELY CONCERNED,

1298
00:47:54,738 --> 00:47:57,573
SO I JUST RAN UP THE STAIRS
TO SEE IF SHE WAS OKAY.

1299
00:47:57,607 --> 00:47:59,508
Carly: I MEAN, PARADISE COULD
BE OVER FOR HER

1300
00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:00,726
BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED.
[ SIREN WAILS ]

1301
00:48:03,596 --> 00:48:05,230
Man: WHOO!

1302
00:48:05,265 --> 00:48:07,249
[ LAUGHTER,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

1303
00:48:07,283 --> 00:48:08,116
Carly: I THINK EVERYBODY'S
JUST KIND OF READY

1304
00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:09,452
TO, LIKE, PARTY TONIGHT.

1305
00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:12,188
WHAT UP, PEOPLES?
YOU CAN POUR 'EM STRONG.

1306
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:14,406
I THINK EVERYBODY'S JUST LIKE
GETTIN' DRUNK

1307
00:48:14,441 --> 00:48:17,376
AND MAKING BAD DECISIONS...
OR GOOD DECISIONS.

1308
00:48:17,411 --> 00:48:18,377
YOU'RE GONNA BE TROUBLE
FOR ME...
Kirk: NO.

1309
00:48:18,411 --> 00:48:20,412
'CAUSE I'M GONNA BELIEVE
[BLEEP] YOU SAY,

1310
00:48:20,446 --> 00:48:22,081
AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA BE
YANKING MY CHAIN.

1311
00:48:22,115 --> 00:48:23,549
I AM -- I'M INNOCENT.

1312
00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:25,351
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M A --
I'M A GOOD, NORMAL GUY.

1313
00:48:25,385 --> 00:48:29,104
I'VE NOTICED THAT CARLY AND KIRK
HAVE GONE OFF TOGETHER,

1314
00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:31,407
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM
FOR A WHILE.

1315
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,875
YOU SHOULD JUST COME AND ENJOY
THE OCEAN WITH ME.

1316
00:48:32,909 --> 00:48:34,560
OKAY.

1317
00:48:34,594 --> 00:48:36,228
Juelia: I'M REALLY HOPING
THEY HIT IT OFF.

1318
00:48:36,262 --> 00:48:39,498
KIRK HAS AMAZING ENERGY.
CARLY IS MY GIRL.

1319
00:48:39,533 --> 00:48:41,166
I ACTUALLY THINK THEY'D BE
REALLY CUTE TOGETHER,

1320
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,401
SO WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.

1321
00:48:42,435 --> 00:48:44,370
YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST HANDS
I'VE SEEN...

1322
00:48:44,404 --> 00:48:48,357
WHY ARE YOUR HANDS --
I MEAN, YOU'RE AVERAGE SIZE.

1323
00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:49,658
[ LAUGHS ] SHUT UP!
WHY ARE YOUR HANDS SO SMALL?

1324
00:48:49,692 --> 00:48:51,593
SHUT UP. [ LAUGHS ]
HAVE YOU HEARD THAT BEFORE?

1325
00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:53,946
YES! IT'S LIKE... [ GIGGLES ]
MY HANDS NEVER GREW.

1326
00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:55,081
IT'S SO STUPID.

1327
00:48:55,115 --> 00:48:58,550
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

1328
00:48:58,584 --> 00:49:00,185
SORRY.

1329
00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:03,055
[ LAUGHS ] JEEZ!
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

1330
00:49:03,089 --> 00:49:05,023
[ LAUGHS ]

1331
00:49:05,058 --> 00:49:06,676
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME.

1332
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,111
CARLY AND KIRK HAVE
THIS ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER

1333
00:49:09,145 --> 00:49:10,546
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

1334
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:12,047
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY, LIKE,
KNOW EACH OTHER FROM BEFORE

1335
00:49:12,081 --> 00:49:12,881
OR WHAT'S GOING ON,

1336
00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:15,401
BUT THEY DEFINITELY ARE
SPENDING TIME WITH EACH OTHER.

1337
00:49:15,435 --> 00:49:17,202
ARE YOUR FEET
SHORT AND STUBBY?

1338
00:49:17,237 --> 00:49:18,771
I MEAN, THEY'RE LIKE --
YEAH, THEY ARE.

1339
00:49:18,773 --> 00:49:22,941
[ LAUGHING ] OH, MY GOD!
YOU'RE SO NICE TO ME NOW.

1340
00:49:22,975 --> 00:49:26,145
I ALMOST KIND OF FELT LIKE I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL A LITTLE BIT.

1341
00:49:26,179 --> 00:49:27,195
LIKE, IT WAS SORT OF
THAT AWKWARD

1342
00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:30,800
LIKE, "HEY, LIKE, YOU'RE CUTE."

1343
00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:31,600
"HEY, YOU'RE CUTE."

1344
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:34,553
♪

1345
00:49:34,588 --> 00:49:36,956
THIS ACTUALLY IS
REALLY PRETTY, THOUGH.

1346
00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:38,390
IT'S NICE.

1347
00:49:38,424 --> 00:49:40,893
YEAH, IT'S NOT TERRIBLE.
MM-HMM.

1348
00:49:40,927 --> 00:49:42,728
LIFE DOESN'T SUCK HERE.

1349
00:49:42,763 --> 00:49:45,331
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IN LIFE
WHEN YOU JUST C--

1350
00:49:45,365 --> 00:49:47,249
YOU JUST CAN'T HELP
BUT LIKE SOMEONE?

1351
00:49:47,283 --> 00:49:48,450
THAT'S, LIKE, THIS MOMENT
RIGHT NOW.

1352
00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:54,073
I DON'T KNOW, KIRK.

1353
00:49:54,107 --> 00:49:56,475
UGH, CARLY, DAMN IT.

1354
00:49:56,509 --> 00:49:58,277
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE,
LIKE A --

1355
00:49:58,311 --> 00:50:01,279
LIKE, AN ACTUAL, LIKE,

1356
00:50:01,314 --> 00:50:03,816
EMOTIONAL, PHYSICAL CONNECTION
RIGHT AWAY.

1357
00:50:09,038 --> 00:50:11,941
[ LAUGHS ]

1358
00:50:11,975 --> 00:50:13,709
JUST KISS ME.

1359
00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:15,127
LIKE, IF YOU WANNA KISS ME,
JUST FREAKING DO IT.

1360
00:50:15,161 --> 00:50:16,728
I WANT YOU TO!

1361
00:50:16,763 --> 00:50:19,932
♪

1362
00:50:19,966 --> 00:50:21,566
[ LAUGHS ]

1363
00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:25,738
DO IT! KISS ME ALREADY!
OH, MY GOSH. AAH!

1364
00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:28,857
I DID NOT -- I DID NOT
ANTICIPATE THIS AT ALL.

1365
00:50:28,891 --> 00:50:29,758
SORRY.

1366
00:50:34,981 --> 00:50:37,816
♪

1367
00:50:45,725 --> 00:50:48,310
THE FIRST KISS WITH ME AND KIRK
WAS ACTUALLY

1368
00:50:48,345 --> 00:50:50,312
ONE OF THE BEST KISSES
I'VE EVER HAD.

1369
00:50:50,346 --> 00:50:52,982
I DIDN'T PLAN ON KISSING SOMEONE
NIGHT ONE,

1370
00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:54,649
BUT SOMETIMES,

1371
00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:58,236
IT JUST FEELS RIGHT
AND YOU JUST GO FOR IT,

1372
00:50:58,271 --> 00:50:59,938
AND I FELT LIKE GOING FOR IT.

1373
00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,740
WHAT -- EVERYTHING OKAY?

1374
00:51:01,774 --> 00:51:04,810
NO, YEAH, IT'S GOOD, YEAH.
WE MADE OUT FOR...

1375
00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:07,029
YEAH.
SWEET.

1376
00:51:07,063 --> 00:51:08,163
SO HOW WAS THE KISS?

1377
00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:09,197
GREAT. GREAT.

1378
00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:11,166
WAS IT LONG?

1379
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,702
IT WAS, LIKE --
THERE WERE MULTIPLE.

1380
00:51:13,736 --> 00:51:17,957
WELL, NO, RIGHT NOW,
I'M INTO IT, YEAH, YEAH.

1381
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,658
UNTIL LIKE MOST MEN,

1382
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:22,361
AND THEN WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
AND IT'S LIKE, EH.

1383
00:51:22,395 --> 00:51:24,730
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, THERE'S THIS OTHER OPTION.

1384
00:51:24,764 --> 00:51:28,350
WELL, I MEAN, THERE ALWAYS ARE,
BUT, YEAH, I'M JUST, UM...

1385
00:51:28,384 --> 00:51:28,784
THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE ALL HERE FOR.

1386
00:51:28,818 --> 00:51:30,218
AT SOME, POINT YOU HAVE TO
FIGURE OUT WHO YOU LIKE

1387
00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:31,887
AND THEN, YOU KNOW.

1388
00:51:31,921 --> 00:51:35,273
THERE'S ALWAYS OPTIONS.
IT'S A HARD THING, YOU KNOW.

1389
00:51:35,308 --> 00:51:36,542
OH, MAN, IT'S THE WORST.
LIKE, IN LIFE.

1390
00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:38,544
HE WAS SO NERVOUS
TO KISS ME.

1391
00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:40,746
AND AT THAT POINT,
I WAS LIKE, SCREW IT,

1392
00:51:40,781 --> 00:51:43,415
I'M JUST GONNA GO FOR IT.
SO I ACTUALLY WENT IN.

1393
00:51:43,450 --> 00:51:45,751
BUT THEN I THINK THAT WAS
SORT OF NECESSARY.

1394
00:51:45,785 --> 00:51:49,604
THE ONE THING I REALIZED FROM
THE LAST SEASON I DID

1395
00:51:49,639 --> 00:51:51,840
WAS, IF YOU HOLD BACK,
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

1396
00:51:51,874 --> 00:51:53,542
RIGHT.

1397
00:51:53,576 --> 00:51:55,460
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT'S TIME TO BE BOLD.

1398
00:51:55,494 --> 00:51:57,095
THAT'S HOW I'M FEELING
IN LIFE RIGHT NOW.

1399
00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:58,330
LIKE, IT'S TIME
TO BE BOLD.

1400
00:51:58,364 --> 00:51:59,264
YOU'RE GONNA BE
MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

1401
00:51:59,298 --> 00:52:02,067
[ BOTH LAUGHS ]

1402
00:52:02,101 --> 00:52:04,603
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

1403
00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:09,358
Ashley I.: I'M SITTING
WITH JARED BY THE BONFIRE

1404
00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:11,293
FOR A COUPLE HOURS.

1405
00:52:11,327 --> 00:52:13,395
I LIKE HIM,
AND NOW I'M NERVOUS,

1406
00:52:13,429 --> 00:52:15,513
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE
I'M A FOOL.

1407
00:52:15,548 --> 00:52:18,116
I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING I SAY
IS STUPID.

1408
00:52:18,151 --> 00:52:18,918
AND MY MIND IS TOTALLY BLANK.

1409
00:52:18,952 --> 00:52:23,422
I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST
DJà VU MOMENT RIGHT NOW...

1410
00:52:23,456 --> 00:52:25,023
BETWEEN, LIKE,
ME AND YOU JUST THEN.

1411
00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:29,177
Ashley I.: JARED IS, LIKE,
HANDS DOWN, HOTTEST GUY HERE.

1412
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:30,012
I THINK IT'S UNDENIABLE.

1413
00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:32,648
BUT I DO THINK THAT JARED IS
PROBABLY GONNA BE THE ONE

1414
00:52:32,682 --> 00:52:36,168
THAT MOST OF THE GIRLS
ARE AFTER, SO I NEED TO TRY.

1415
00:52:36,203 --> 00:52:38,269
I NEED TO MAKE A MOVE,
I GUESS,

1416
00:52:38,304 --> 00:52:40,639
'CAUSE HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.

1417
00:52:40,674 --> 00:52:41,807
YOU GUYS,
LIKE, KNOW THAT, LIKE,

1418
00:52:41,841 --> 00:52:44,075
I HAD MY WHOLE PRINCESS THING
LAST -- LAST SEASON?

1419
00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:47,462
OKAY, WELL, I DON'T EVEN
GIVE A CRAP ABOUT CINDERELLA.

1420
00:52:47,496 --> 00:52:49,464
LIKE,
JASMINE'S MY PRINCESS.

1421
00:52:49,498 --> 00:52:51,500
YOU LOOK LIKE JASMINE.

1422
00:52:51,534 --> 00:52:52,601
THANK YOU. THAT'S, LIKE,
THE NICEST COMPLIMENT

1423
00:52:52,636 --> 00:52:53,636
ANYONE COULD EVER GIVE ME.
YEAH?

1424
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,888
AND I'M WEARING MY JASMINE
BATHING SUIT RIGHT NOW.

1425
00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:57,256
WE NOTICED.

1426
00:52:57,290 --> 00:52:58,089
SO, OKAY, YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

1427
00:52:58,124 --> 00:53:00,325
THERE'S BEEN A WHOLE LOT
OF CONVERSATION ABOUT...
OKAY.

1428
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,727
WELL, I THINK THAT WENT WELL.

1429
00:53:01,761 --> 00:53:04,830
I'M LIKE, WHOO-HOO. YOU DID IT.
GOOD JOB. YOU'RE NOT AWKWARD.

1430
00:53:04,832 --> 00:53:07,383
Jared: I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GO
GET MY FEET WET, SO...

1431
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:08,083
JADE, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO JOIN ME?

1432
00:53:08,117 --> 00:53:09,217
OH, SURE.
YEAH?

1433
00:53:09,252 --> 00:53:12,754
Ashley I.: I DO THINK THAT JARED
AND I ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

1434
00:53:12,788 --> 00:53:14,556
I THINK WE'RE GETTING ALONG
REALLY WELL.

1435
00:53:14,591 --> 00:53:16,642
WE'RE BOTH GONNA MOVE SLOW,
BUT IT WAS GOOD.

1436
00:53:16,676 --> 00:53:18,443
IT WAS GOOD CONVERSATION.
IT FELT COMFORTABLE.

1437
00:53:18,478 --> 00:53:20,446
SO HOW'S YOUR FIRST DAY
GOING?

1438
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,481
GOING GOOD.
YEAH?

1439
00:53:22,515 --> 00:53:25,383
YEAH.
IT'S KIND OF OVERWHELMING, HUH?

1440
00:53:25,418 --> 00:53:26,651
IT'S REALLY OVERWHELMING.
I'M LIKE...

1441
00:53:26,685 --> 00:53:27,570
IT'S LIKE BEING RIGHT BACK
IN THE SADDLE.

1442
00:53:27,604 --> 00:53:29,037
WE DON'T HAVE TO GET
OUR FEET WET IF YOU DON'T --
NO.

1443
00:53:29,071 --> 00:53:31,240
YOU LOOK TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW
THAT THE WATER'S COMING.

1444
00:53:31,274 --> 00:53:32,307
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE LIKE...

1445
00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:33,909
I'M NERVOUS!
DON'T BE.

1446
00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:35,493
Ashley I.: I JUST HAVE TO
WATCH THEM RIGHT NOW.

1447
00:53:35,528 --> 00:53:38,697
IT'S JUST SO ANNOYING.
I THINK SHE...

1448
00:53:38,731 --> 00:53:39,831
I THINK SHE WAS
WAITING FOR ME TO GET UP,

1449
00:53:39,866 --> 00:53:42,601
'CAUSE SHE HASN'T MADE
EYE CONTACT WITH ME IN FOREVER.

1450
00:53:42,635 --> 00:53:45,504
SO HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT KAITLYN?

1451
00:53:45,538 --> 00:53:48,256
DO YOU STILL HAVE, LIKE,
LEFTOVER FEELINGS?

1452
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:50,392
IT STOPPED, YOU KNOW?

1453
00:53:50,426 --> 00:53:52,360
I'M REALLY...PISSED
ABOUT THIS SITUATION

1454
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:53,695
THAT'S GOING ON
IN FRONT OF MY EYES.

1455
00:53:53,729 --> 00:53:55,647
Jared: IT'S JUST --
THERE'S NO CLOSURE.

1456
00:53:55,681 --> 00:53:56,515
YEAH.
I GUESS THAT'S
A DIFFICULT THING,

1457
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:57,782
LIKE, IN ANY RELATIONSHIP.

1458
00:53:57,817 --> 00:53:58,751
YOU JUST WANT CLOSURE.
YOU WANNA KNOW.

1459
00:53:58,785 --> 00:54:02,621
LIKE, GUYS ARE
SO INTO HER TYPE.

1460
00:54:02,655 --> 00:54:04,956
DEPENDS WHAT GUY, THOUGH.
I DON'T KNOW.

1461
00:54:04,991 --> 00:54:07,509
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING FROM HERE.
CAN YOU SEE?

1462
00:54:07,543 --> 00:54:09,111
YEAH.
ARE THEY MAKING OUT?

1463
00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:10,578
NO.
ARE YOU SURE?

1464
00:54:10,613 --> 00:54:13,515
YEAH.
I'M CONVINCED THEY ARE.

1465
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:14,283
YOU SEEMED REALLY SWEET
AND HONEST AND NICE.

1466
00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:15,934
THANK YOU.

1467
00:54:15,969 --> 00:54:17,836
KIND OF, THINGS WORK OUT
FOR WEIRD REASONS.

1468
00:54:17,870 --> 00:54:19,671
YEAH.

1469
00:54:19,705 --> 00:54:24,142
IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING
TO SEE HIM TALK TO JADE.

1470
00:54:24,176 --> 00:54:26,478
AFTER I THOUGHT...

1471
00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:29,298
OF COURSE,
I ALWAYS THINK, LIKE,

1472
00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:31,233
"GOOD JOB.
SOLIDIFIED THINGS,"

1473
00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:32,334
AND I GUESS I DIDN'T.

1474
00:54:32,368 --> 00:54:33,935
I'M MISERABLE.

1475
00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:35,420
IF HE GETS A DATE CARD
AND THEN ASKS JADE,

1476
00:54:35,454 --> 00:54:35,988
I'M GONNA BE MISERABLE.

1477
00:54:38,157 --> 00:54:41,259
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IT'S NEVER
GONNA WORK OUT FOR ME?

1478
00:54:41,294 --> 00:54:44,797
[ Voice breaking ] I DIDN'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER GIRL,

1479
00:54:44,831 --> 00:54:45,864
LIKE, STEAL THE GUY
THAT I LIKED AWAY.

1480
00:54:50,786 --> 00:54:52,320
[ CRYING ] I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG.

1481
00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:53,788
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY WEIRD,

1482
00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:55,373
BECAUSE I HAD SO MUCH FUN
ON "THE BACHELOR."

1483
00:54:55,407 --> 00:54:56,775
THIS IS NOT PARADISE.

1484
00:54:56,810 --> 00:54:58,643
LIKE, I'M HAVING
AN AWFUL TIME RIGHT NOW.

1485
00:54:58,678 --> 00:55:00,678
GUESS I'M JUST FRUSTRATED.

1486
00:55:00,713 --> 00:55:02,914
IT'S LIKE, I DON'T LIKE
ANYONE EVER.

1487
00:55:02,949 --> 00:55:05,650
I'M, LIKE, RARELY ATTRACTED
TO ANYONE, EVER.

1488
00:55:05,685 --> 00:55:07,569
[ SNIFFLES ]
AND THEN IT'S LIKE THE ONE --

1489
00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:09,338
IT'S LIKE, I THOUGHT I...

1490
00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:13,542
[ CRIES AND LAUGHS ]

1491
00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:16,227
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

1492
00:55:16,262 --> 00:55:20,265
[ LAUGHS ]

1493
00:55:20,299 --> 00:55:22,534
OKAY.

1494
00:55:22,568 --> 00:55:24,202
THERE IT IS.
THERE'S THE LAUGH-CRY.

1495
00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:25,070
♪

1496
00:55:32,611 --> 00:55:33,512
[ SEA BIRDS CALL ]

1497
00:55:33,546 --> 00:55:36,147
♪♪

1498
00:55:36,182 --> 00:55:37,749
WAKING UP THIS MORNING,
I GUESS I MISSED A LOT

1499
00:55:37,783 --> 00:55:40,969
BECAUSE APPARENTLY,

1500
00:55:41,003 --> 00:55:45,040
KIRK AND CARLY WERE SNUGGLING
ALL NIGHT LONG.

1501
00:55:45,074 --> 00:55:46,508
AND I THINK THAT
THEY'RE SNUGGLING RIGHT NOW.

1502
00:55:48,411 --> 00:55:49,844
Both: MMM.

1503
00:55:49,879 --> 00:55:51,613
Carly: LIFE'S GOOD IN PARADISE.

1504
00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,698
IT'S GOOD. DON'T HATE IT.

1505
00:55:53,733 --> 00:55:55,000
I DON'T HATE IT AT ALL.

1506
00:55:55,034 --> 00:55:56,601
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

1507
00:55:56,636 --> 00:55:58,803
GOOD MORNING. [ LAUGHS ]

1508
00:55:58,838 --> 00:56:00,189
Carly:
SO FAR, DAN LIKES JADE,

1509
00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:03,758
BUT NOW THERE'S SOMETHING GOING
ON BETWEEN JARED AND JADE.

1510
00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:06,595
SO NOW DAN LIKES ASHLEY S.

1511
00:56:06,629 --> 00:56:08,863
MIKEY LIKES LAUREN.

1512
00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,999
[ LAUGHS ]
LAUREN DOES NOT LIKE MIKEY,

1513
00:56:11,033 --> 00:56:14,253
WHICH IS REALLY GOOD
ENTERTAINMENT.

1514
00:56:14,255 --> 00:56:16,054
I GUESS, LIKE, MY PHILOSOPHY
WITH LAUREN IS THAT

1515
00:56:16,088 --> 00:56:17,922
I'M JUST GONNA STILL TRY
WITH HER.

1516
00:56:17,957 --> 00:56:18,524
IT'S HARD FOR
TESTOSTERONE-DRIVEN MEN

1517
00:56:18,558 --> 00:56:21,510
NOT TO, LIKE, JUMP ON SOMETHING
THEY FEEL RIGHT AWAY.

1518
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,844
YOU KNOW, LIKE...

1519
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:23,812
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S TRUE, RIGHT?

1520
00:56:23,846 --> 00:56:25,547
ALPHA MALE.

1521
00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:27,181
IT'S TRUE, THOUGH.

1522
00:56:27,216 --> 00:56:30,485
IT'S KIND OF LIKE NATURE,
I GUESS, YOU KNOW?

1523
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,304
[ SNORES ]

1524
00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:39,378
WELL, ASHLEY, YOU'RE SO SWEATY,
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

1525
00:56:39,412 --> 00:56:40,962
[ LAUGHS ]

1526
00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:42,697
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
THIS SWEATY BEFORE.

1527
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:44,333
YOU NEED, LIKE, A TOWEL.

1528
00:56:44,367 --> 00:56:46,301
Ashley I.: PARADISE DEFINITELY
FEELS LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW.

1529
00:56:46,335 --> 00:56:50,172
LAST NIGHT, BOTH JADE AND I
SPENT TIME WITH JARED.

1530
00:56:50,206 --> 00:56:52,324
BUT IT WAS SO HARD
SEEING HIM WITH JADE.

1531
00:56:52,358 --> 00:56:54,826
Ashley I.: DO YOU THINK, LIKE,
IF JARED SAW ME RIGHT NOW,

1532
00:56:54,861 --> 00:56:56,595
HE'D JUST BE REPULSED?
NOT AT ALL.

1533
00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,196
ARE YOU SURE?
YES.

1534
00:56:58,230 --> 00:57:01,182
I WOULD PICK JADE OVER ME.
ASH.

1535
00:57:01,217 --> 00:57:03,852
I FEEL AWFUL ABOUT MYSELF
COMPLETELY IN EVERY WAY.

1536
00:57:03,886 --> 00:57:05,854
I'M LIKE, OH, OKAY.

1537
00:57:05,888 --> 00:57:07,589
WELL, SELF-ESTEEM SHOT
RIGHT THERE.

1538
00:57:07,624 --> 00:57:09,057
MORNING.
HI.

1539
00:57:09,091 --> 00:57:10,058
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
WE'RE GOOD.

1540
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:10,792
WE'RE GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?
GOOD.

1541
00:57:10,827 --> 00:57:15,179
I HAVE THIS REALLY AWFUL FEELING
THAT A DATE CARD'S GONNA COME,

1542
00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:17,015
AND IT'S EITHER GOING TO BE
ADDRESSED TO JADE

1543
00:57:17,049 --> 00:57:19,317
OR ADDRESSED TO JARED.

1544
00:57:19,351 --> 00:57:22,171
AND THEN I'M GONNA BE
COMPLETELY SCREWED

1545
00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:24,406
BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE
I'M INTERESTED IN.

1546
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,041
YOU GOT THE DATE CARD
IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT.

1547
00:57:27,076 --> 00:57:28,877
PROBABLY GONNA HAPPEN.
[ LAUGHS ]

1548
00:57:28,911 --> 00:57:32,564
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

1549
00:57:32,598 --> 00:57:33,665
HEY, Y'ALL!

1550
00:57:33,699 --> 00:57:35,300
HEY!

1551
00:57:35,334 --> 00:57:37,903
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MY BEDROOM!

1552
00:57:37,937 --> 00:57:39,037
JILLIAN COMES RUNNING IN
ONCE AGAIN

1553
00:57:39,072 --> 00:57:41,856
IN A MINIMALISTIC BIKINI,

1554
00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:44,325
AND...WE GOT A DATE CARD.

1555
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,229
I JUST GOT BUTTERFLIES
IN MY STOMACH.

1556
00:57:47,263 --> 00:57:49,164
Tenley: I REALLY WANT
THAT FIRST DATE CARD,

1557
00:57:49,198 --> 00:57:50,431
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE

1558
00:57:50,466 --> 00:57:54,485
TO BE THE FIRST GIRL TO KIND OF
STAND UP AND SAY, LIKE,

1559
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,421
I WANNA HANG OUT WITH THIS GUY
ONE-ON-ONE.

1560
00:57:56,456 --> 00:57:59,524
♪

1561
00:57:59,558 --> 00:58:00,575
"ASHLEY I."

1562
00:58:00,609 --> 00:58:01,943
WHAT?!

1563
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,580
[ CHEERING ]
NO WAY!

1564
00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:07,782
"CHOOSE A MAN TO GET DIRTY WITH
ON TODAY'S DATE."

1565
00:58:07,816 --> 00:58:09,584
TODAY?
[ CHEERING ]

1566
00:58:09,618 --> 00:58:10,418
Man: UH-OH! DIRTY!

1567
00:58:10,452 --> 00:58:12,771
WE KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO
GET DIRTY, ASHLEY. [ LAUGHS ]

1568
00:58:12,805 --> 00:58:15,507
Man: DIRTY!
STOP.

1569
00:58:15,509 --> 00:58:17,409
Man: WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
WHO'S IT GONNA BE, ASHLEY?

1570
00:58:17,443 --> 00:58:21,095
I'VE NEVER ASKED A GUY OUT
BEFORE, SO THIS IS AWKWARD.

1571
00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:22,964
J.J.: I REALLY WANT THE DATE.

1572
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:24,098
YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT SUPER INTERESTED

1573
00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:26,134
IN ASHLEY I. FROM THE GET-GO,

1574
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,870
BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO MEXICO, TO PARADISE,

1575
00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:30,171
TO SIT ON MY ASS OR THE POOL.

1576
00:58:30,206 --> 00:58:32,074
SO YEAH, I'M ALL -- I'M ALL IN.

1577
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:35,327
LAUREN,
I'M SO...SCARED.

1578
00:58:35,361 --> 00:58:36,928
OKAY, WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
YOU'RE PICKING JARED.

1579
00:58:36,962 --> 00:58:38,229
LET'S READ THIS.

1580
00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:40,365
I KNOW.
I'M JUST REALLY SCARED.

1581
00:58:40,367 --> 00:58:42,517
"CHOOSE A MAN TO GET DIRTY WITH
ON TODAY'S DATE."

1582
00:58:42,551 --> 00:58:45,286
I'M SCARED HE DOESN'T WANNA
GO WITH ME.

1583
00:58:45,321 --> 00:58:47,255
AND HE'S LIKE, "[BLEEP],
I DON'T LIKE HER."

1584
00:58:47,290 --> 00:58:50,025
I'M FEELING <i> SO </i> NERVOUS
RIGHT NOW.

1585
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,993
JARED'S THE ONLY GUY
I LIKE HERE.

1586
00:58:52,027 --> 00:58:52,711
THERE'S, LIKE,
NOT ANOTHER OPTION.

1587
00:58:52,745 --> 00:58:55,980
I'M INTO HIS PERSONALITY,
I'M INTO HIS TEMPERAMENT,

1588
00:58:56,014 --> 00:58:57,249
AND I'M INTO HIS FACE.

1589
00:58:57,283 --> 00:59:01,169
AND I FEEL LIKE JARED KNOWS
THAT I'M GONNA PICK HIM,

1590
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,971
BUT HE DOESN'T WANNA GO.

1591
00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:03,938
I'M GONNA THROW UP.

1592
00:59:03,973 --> 00:59:05,340
NO, SHH.

1593
00:59:05,374 --> 00:59:07,842
HE CAN PROBABLY HEAR YOU SCREAM
YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP.

1594
00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:10,379
♪

1595
00:59:10,381 --> 00:59:12,347
Tanner: I THINK IT'LL EITHER BE
JARED OR JONATHAN.

1596
00:59:12,381 --> 00:59:13,965
Mikey:
YOU LOOK NERVOUS, BRO.

1597
00:59:13,999 --> 00:59:15,233
Tanner: HE IS NERVOUS.

1598
00:59:15,267 --> 00:59:17,469
Jade: I DO THINK IT'S JARED.

1599
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:19,438
Carly: YOU LOOK REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THAT.
YEAH.

1600
00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:21,189
J.J.: JARED LOOKS MOROSE
AT THE THOUGHT

1601
00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:23,057
OF GOING ON A DATE
WITH ASHLEY I.

1602
00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:25,060
Dan: JARED?
YO.

1603
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:27,195
WOULD YOU GO
IF YOU GOT ASKED?

1604
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,430
UH...I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WE'LL SEE.

1605
00:59:28,464 --> 00:59:30,265
Dan: YEAH.
I THINK IT COULD BE
ANY OF US.

1606
00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:31,866
I'LL BE HONEST. I THINK JARED'S
BEEN PRETTY OPEN.

1607
00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,618
UH, HE MAY EVEN BE INTO JADE.

1608
00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:36,120
I-I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHERE HIS HEAD'S AT.

1609
00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:38,056
SO IF ASHLEY ASKED JARED
FOR A DATE,

1610
00:59:38,090 --> 00:59:39,257
I DEFINITELY THINK
THERE'S A CHANCE

1611
00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:40,742
THAT HE WOULD SAY NO,
FOR SURE.

1612
00:59:40,777 --> 00:59:43,345
YOU REALLY DON'T THINK
HE WANTS TO GO WITH ME, DO YOU?

1613
00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:45,513
ASHLEY, I THINK HE WANTS TO GO.
HE'S GONNA SAY YES.

1614
00:59:45,547 --> 00:59:47,882
IF I REALLY THOUGHT HE WASN'T,
THEN I WOULD TELL YOU.

1615
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,751
REALLY?
YES.

1616
00:59:49,786 --> 00:59:53,121
I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE CAN
CALM ASHLEY'S NERVES LIKE I CAN.

1617
00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:54,706
I WAS JUST LIKE,
YOU'RE GONNA DO IT.

1618
00:59:54,741 --> 00:59:56,775
YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
SO JUST SUCK IT UP, YOU KNOW?

1619
00:59:56,809 --> 00:59:57,775
JUST SAY, "JARED,

1620
00:59:57,810 --> 01:00:01,696
I WOULD REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU
WENT ON THE DATE WITH ME."

1621
01:00:01,731 --> 01:00:04,366
AND THEN HE WOULD SAY --
"I WOULD LOVE IT"?
NO, THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING.

1622
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,134
HOW ABOUT, "JARED, WILL YOU GO
ON THIS DATE WITH ME?"

1623
01:00:06,169 --> 01:00:08,169
NO, THAT'S STUPID.

1624
01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:08,970
I THINK I SHOULD
GO LIKE THIS... [ LAUGHS ]

1625
01:00:09,005 --> 01:00:10,938
JARED... [ LAUGHS ]

1626
01:00:10,973 --> 01:00:12,307
WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

1627
01:00:12,341 --> 01:00:14,125
NO, HE WANTS A CONFIDENT,
OUTGOING PERSON.

1628
01:00:14,159 --> 01:00:15,560
ARE YOU SURE? I'M NOT THAT.
YES.

1629
01:00:15,595 --> 01:00:18,729
JUST PRETEND LIKE
YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE.

1630
01:00:18,764 --> 01:00:21,066
♪

1631
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:22,784
LET'S JUST SAY
HE DOESN'T ACCEPT,

1632
01:00:22,818 --> 01:00:23,685
WOULD YOU TAKE TANNER?

1633
01:00:23,719 --> 01:00:25,853
THAT WOULD JUST BE THE MOST
DEMORALIZING THING EVER.

1634
01:00:25,888 --> 01:00:28,390
I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE IT.
I THINK I'M GONNA CRY JUST...

1635
01:00:28,424 --> 01:00:31,259
OKAY, WELL,
HE'S GONNA ACCEPT IT, ASHLEY.
OKAY.

1636
01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:32,527
CAN I HELP YOU FIX
YOUR DEMARCATION?
YEAH..

1637
01:00:35,614 --> 01:00:37,015
GOD, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT
FOUNDATION ON.

1638
01:00:37,049 --> 01:00:39,283
SO MUCH...

1639
01:00:39,318 --> 01:00:41,536
EVERYBODY SAID
IT LOOKED SO GOOD.

1640
01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:44,238
WELL, MAYBE, LIKE, THE FIRST
TIME YOU STEPPED OUT.

1641
01:00:44,273 --> 01:00:45,173
BUT NOW IT'S ALL...
[ BLOWS RASPBERRY ]

1642
01:00:45,207 --> 01:00:47,308
OH, IT'S -- IT'S AWFUL?

1643
01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:48,510
NO, IT'S NOT AWFUL,
BUT IT'S JUST SO GRAINY.

1644
01:00:48,544 --> 01:00:51,612
SHOULD I GO TO A MIRROR?
I KNOW, IT'S BEACH GLOWY.

1645
01:00:51,647 --> 01:00:54,465
OKAY, SO,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?
OKAY.

1646
01:00:54,499 --> 01:00:57,936
"HEY, JARED, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANT

1647
01:00:57,970 --> 01:00:59,304
TO GO ON THIS DATE WITH ME?"

1648
01:00:59,338 --> 01:01:00,005
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
HAND HIM THE CARD.

1649
01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:01,556
OKAY, FINE.

1650
01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:04,258
SO LIKE, "I'VE NEVER DONE THIS
BEFORE, BUT I WAS WONDERING

1651
01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:06,728
IF YOU WANTED TO COME WITH ME
ON THIS DATE?"

1652
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,363
"HEY, JARED.

1653
01:01:08,397 --> 01:01:11,399
"I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU --
I WOULD --

1654
01:01:11,433 --> 01:01:14,286
"I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD
LOVE TO COME WITH ME?"

1655
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,653
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, GOOD ENOUGH.

1656
01:01:15,687 --> 01:01:17,188
FINE.

1657
01:01:17,222 --> 01:01:18,590
HERE.
DRINK SOME MORE OF THIS.

1658
01:01:18,624 --> 01:01:22,778
MY KNEES ARE GONNA BUCKLE.
[ LAUGHS ]

1659
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:25,947
[ Voice breaks ] NO,
I'M NOT CONFIDENT IN MYSELF.

1660
01:01:25,982 --> 01:01:29,351
[ SNIFFLES ]

1661
01:01:29,385 --> 01:01:31,453
THIS IS STUPID.
WHY AM I CRYING AGAIN?!

1662
01:01:33,322 --> 01:01:35,940
ARE YOU SURE?
WAIT, HOLD ON.

1663
01:01:35,974 --> 01:01:38,242
Man: OH!
UH-OH.

1664
01:01:38,276 --> 01:01:39,845
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

1665
01:01:39,879 --> 01:01:44,365
JARED LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD RATHER
TAKE A BACK ALLEY BEATING

1666
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,135
WITH, YOU KNOW,
A PLUMBER'S WRENCH,

1667
01:01:47,169 --> 01:01:49,204
THAN GO ON THIS DATE.

1668
01:01:49,238 --> 01:01:50,805
Lauren: I WANNA GET DIRTY
WITH YOU, BABY.

1669
01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:52,306
Man: WHOA!

1670
01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:54,859
JARED,
WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

1671
01:01:56,829 --> 01:01:58,096
YEAH. WHY NOT?

1672
01:01:58,130 --> 01:01:59,463
THANK YOU.
Lauren: WHOO!

1673
01:01:59,498 --> 01:02:01,299
Man: ALL RIGHT!
[ APPLAUSE ]

1674
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:02,317
MAN, MAN, I'M JUST
REALLY, REALLY NERVOUS.

1675
01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:04,552
[ LAUGHTER,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

1676
01:02:04,587 --> 01:02:06,254
♪

1677
01:02:06,288 --> 01:02:07,655
LET ME SEE THE DATE CARD.

1678
01:02:07,689 --> 01:02:10,525
I'M NOT EXCITED ABOUT
GETTING DIRTY, BUT --
ME, NEITHER.

1679
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:12,026
Man: JARED, YOU'RE TOO PRETTY
TO GET DIRTY.

1680
01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,395
LET'S GO GET READY.

1681
01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:14,946
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

1682
01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:16,414
[ ALL SPEAK AT ONCE ]

1683
01:02:16,449 --> 01:02:18,649
Tenley: HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
GET REALLY DIRTY!

1684
01:02:18,684 --> 01:02:21,836
Ashley I.: OH, MY GOSH.
I'M <i> SO </i> RELIEVED.

1685
01:02:21,870 --> 01:02:23,437
WE'RE IN MEXICO.

1686
01:02:23,472 --> 01:02:24,706
I'M GOING ON A DATE
WITH A REALLY HOT GUY.

1687
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:28,743
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I THINK
I'M PRINCESS JASMINE,

1688
01:02:28,777 --> 01:02:31,346
AND I HAVE SOME SORT
OF WEIRD ALADDIN COMPLEX.

1689
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:33,448
AND JARED KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE ALADDIN.

1690
01:02:33,482 --> 01:02:35,467
SO IF JARED ENDS UP
BEING MY ALADDIN,

1691
01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,935
HE CAN RUB THE [BLEEP]
OUT OF MY LAMP.

1692
01:02:37,970 --> 01:02:40,805
♪

1693
01:02:43,759 --> 01:02:46,961
♪

1694
01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:50,598
SO, JADE, JARED OBVIOUSLY
WAS SHOWING INTEREST IN YOU.

1695
01:02:50,632 --> 01:02:51,732
DOES IT KIND OF OFFEND YOU
OR BOTHER YOU

1696
01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:55,420
THAT HE ACCEPTED THE DATE
WITH ASHLEY?

1697
01:02:55,454 --> 01:02:57,889
I DON'T KNOW.
NO, I MEAN, IT'S COOL.

1698
01:02:57,891 --> 01:03:01,860
[ LAUGHING ]
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS
GONNA GET AWKWARD.

1699
01:03:01,894 --> 01:03:04,412
SO ASHLEY I. DECIDED
TO TAKE JARED ON A DATE,

1700
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:06,648
AND, UM, IT'S KIND OF A BUMMER

1701
01:03:06,682 --> 01:03:09,250
BECAUSE I DO WANNA
GET TO KNOW HIM MORE.

1702
01:03:09,284 --> 01:03:10,685
WHEN KAITLYN'S SEASON
STARTED,

1703
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,654
I KNEW SHE IMMEDIATELY
THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE.

1704
01:03:12,688 --> 01:03:14,656
AND SHE KIND OF CLAIMED HIM
WHEN WE --
REALLY?

1705
01:03:14,658 --> 01:03:16,507
YEAH.
BUT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GONNA HIT IT OFF?

1706
01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:18,009
Jade: I FEEL LIKE THE DATES
ARE THE WAY PEOPLE

1707
01:03:18,043 --> 01:03:20,578
KIND OF COUPLE UP.

1708
01:03:20,613 --> 01:03:21,913
THAT'S LIKE THE WAY
YOU GET AHEAD OF THE GAME,

1709
01:03:21,947 --> 01:03:23,832
AND YOU CAN GET TO KNOW
SOMEBODY RIGHT AWAY.

1710
01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:27,134
AND, UH, THE GUYS ARE
GIVING AWAY THE ROSES THIS WEEK,

1711
01:03:27,169 --> 01:03:28,302
AND I DEFINITELY WANT ONE.

1712
01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:29,871
I'M GONNA GO TO MY ROOM.

1713
01:03:29,905 --> 01:03:32,339
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO RIGHT NOW.

1714
01:03:32,374 --> 01:03:34,375
JARED AND ASHLEY COULD COME BACK

1715
01:03:34,410 --> 01:03:36,561
TOTALLY JUST ENAMORED
WITH EACH OTHER,

1716
01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:39,096
SO I JUST HOPE
THEY'RE NOT HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

1717
01:03:39,131 --> 01:03:40,932
♪

1718
01:03:40,966 --> 01:03:42,066
HERE WE GO. THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

1719
01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:43,351
[ SCREAMS ]

1720
01:03:43,385 --> 01:03:45,420
[ ENGINE REVS ]

1721
01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:48,556
[ LAUGHS ] STOP.

1722
01:03:48,590 --> 01:03:50,225
OH, MAN, THIS IS AWESOME.

1723
01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:51,993
THIS IS AWESOME.

1724
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,360
Ashley I.: THE DATE WAS AWESOME
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

1725
01:03:53,395 --> 01:03:54,362
OH, WE'RE GONNA
GET SOAKED.

1726
01:03:54,396 --> 01:03:56,648
[ ENGINE REVS ]

1727
01:03:56,682 --> 01:03:58,516
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, WE'RE GETTING DIRTY.

1728
01:03:58,550 --> 01:03:59,984
IT'S ALL BUMPY.
WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN THE JUNGLE,

1729
01:04:00,018 --> 01:04:02,019
AND IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE ON,
LIKE, AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE,

1730
01:04:02,054 --> 01:04:04,705
AND I LOOK OVER AT HIM
DRIVING THIS DUNE BUGGY,

1731
01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:06,574
AND I'M LIKE, YOU ARE SO HOT.

1732
01:04:06,609 --> 01:04:08,977
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]

1733
01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:11,545
I THINK IT'S HOT WHEN GUYS HAVE
THEIR HAND BEHIND THE WHEEL

1734
01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:12,847
AND THEY'RE DRIVING YOU.

1735
01:04:12,882 --> 01:04:14,649
JUST SOMETHING OLD-FASHIONED
ABOUT IT.

1736
01:04:14,683 --> 01:04:16,568
WE'RE IN THE JUNGLE NOW,
AREN'T WE?

1737
01:04:16,602 --> 01:04:17,501
I FEEL LIKE AN ALLIGATOR'S
JUST GONNA POP OUT

1738
01:04:17,536 --> 01:04:19,070
AND SNATCH US BOTH.

1739
01:04:19,104 --> 01:04:20,004
[ LAUGHS ]

1740
01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:23,024
♪

1741
01:04:25,961 --> 01:04:30,131
SO...YOU KNOW JARED
BETTER THAN ANYONE.

1742
01:04:30,165 --> 01:04:32,500
IS HE HAVING FUN OR NO?

1743
01:04:32,534 --> 01:04:33,568
Tanner: HE WILL.
HE'S A GOOD SPORT.

1744
01:04:33,602 --> 01:04:35,320
HE'S, LIKE, SUPER NICE.

1745
01:04:35,354 --> 01:04:36,454
THAT'S TERRIBLE!

1746
01:04:36,488 --> 01:04:38,289
HE'S NOT STOKED AT ALL?

1747
01:04:38,323 --> 01:04:40,725
LIKE, HE TOLD ME THAT, LIKE,

1748
01:04:40,759 --> 01:04:41,993
HE ALMOST WAS THINKING ABOUT,
LIKE, NOT GOING.

1749
01:04:42,027 --> 01:04:42,944
YEAH.

1750
01:04:42,978 --> 01:04:45,647
JUST TO TELL YOU THE PERSON
HE'S REALLY INTERESTED IN

1751
01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:46,714
ALREADY HAS A ROSE OR WHATEVER
THE CASE MAY BE,

1752
01:04:46,748 --> 01:04:48,850
I COULD SEE HIM
GIVING HER THE ROSE

1753
01:04:48,884 --> 01:04:51,886
BECAUSE OF THIS, THOUGH.
LIKE...
OH.

1754
01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:54,772
I JUST DON'T SEE THEM
TOGETHER AT ALL.

1755
01:04:57,309 --> 01:04:58,243
[ ENGINE REVS ]

1756
01:04:58,277 --> 01:05:02,280
I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE
WE'RE IN JURASSIC PARK NOW.
YEAH.

1757
01:05:02,314 --> 01:05:03,965
Ashley I.:
HE IS SO...HOT.

1758
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:09,670
I THINK THAT MY EYES WERE
MADE TO LOOK AT HIM. [ LAUGHS ]

1759
01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:11,038
HOW OLD ARE YOU, ASHLEY?

1760
01:05:11,073 --> 01:05:12,873
27.
27?

1761
01:05:12,908 --> 01:05:14,575
YEAH. WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
NOVEMBER.

1762
01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:16,761
NOVEMBER.
ARE YOU A SCORPIO?

1763
01:05:16,795 --> 01:05:18,295
I AM A SCORPIO.
SHUT UP. THAT'S CRAZY.

1764
01:05:18,330 --> 01:05:19,164
WHY? WHAT ARE YOU?

1765
01:05:19,198 --> 01:05:23,952
I'M A PISCES, BUT LIKE,
ALL CUTE GUYS ARE SCORPIOS.

1766
01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:25,453
THAT'S WHEN I WAS BORN.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL FACT OF LIFE.

1767
01:05:25,487 --> 01:05:26,721
IT IS A FACT.

1768
01:05:26,755 --> 01:05:27,989
I'M OBSESSED WITH SCORPIOS.

1769
01:05:28,023 --> 01:05:33,795
PISCES WOMEN STATISTICALLY
END UP MARRYING SCORPIO MEN

1770
01:05:33,797 --> 01:05:36,948
MORE THAN ANY OTHER ZODIAC
COMBINATION IN THE ZODIAC.

1771
01:05:36,982 --> 01:05:38,383
YEAH.

1772
01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:41,051
[ ENGINE REVS ]

1773
01:05:41,086 --> 01:05:43,404
♪

1774
01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:45,473
YEAH!
THIS IS AWESOME.

1775
01:05:45,507 --> 01:05:47,008
Ashley I.: ALL OF A SUDDEN,

1776
01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:48,409
WE PULL UP TO THIS BEACH,
AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

1777
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,311
PERFECT!

1778
01:05:50,345 --> 01:05:52,080
NICE JOB.
A LITTLE DUSTY.

1779
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:55,666
THERE'S AN OCEAN RIGHT THERE.
DO YOU WANNA GO IN?
YEAH.

1780
01:05:55,701 --> 01:05:56,667
I'M SO LUCKY.
I GET THE FIRST ONE-ON-ONE,

1781
01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:58,235
AND IT'S WITH
THE HOTTEST GUY HERE.

1782
01:05:58,270 --> 01:06:00,972
♪

1783
01:06:05,328 --> 01:06:08,630
[ CHIRPING ]

1784
01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:10,965
HI, BABY. [ CLICKS TONGUE ]

1785
01:06:10,999 --> 01:06:14,903
SO ASHLEY S. -- UM, HER CRAZY
SIDE'S COMING OUT A LITTLE.

1786
01:06:14,937 --> 01:06:17,355
[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
[ Baby voice ] SO PRETTY.

1787
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,190
YES, YOU ARE!

1788
01:06:19,224 --> 01:06:22,260
[ LAUGHS ]

1789
01:06:22,294 --> 01:06:24,945
Dan: [ CHUCKLES ] HE'S GIVING
YOU A LITTLE TONGUE THERE.

1790
01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:28,983
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE ASHLEY S.
I REMEMBER FROM CHRIS'S SEASON,

1791
01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:31,385
AND I WANT HER TO HAVE A CHANCE
AT LOVE, TOO.

1792
01:06:31,419 --> 01:06:32,720
I FEEL LIKE SHE DESERVES IT.

1793
01:06:32,755 --> 01:06:33,988
[ CHIRPS ]
HE'S GONNA BITE YOU.

1794
01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:37,809
BUT I FEEL LIKE HER CHANCES
ARE PRETTY LOW OF STAYING.

1795
01:06:37,843 --> 01:06:41,179
OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH,
OH, YEAH. HEY.

1796
01:06:41,213 --> 01:06:42,379
WHAT'S UP, BUD?

1797
01:06:42,414 --> 01:06:43,798
[ CHIRPS ]

1798
01:06:43,832 --> 01:06:44,332
YOU WANT HIM TO POOP
ON YOU?

1799
01:06:44,366 --> 01:06:45,867
YEAH.

1800
01:06:45,901 --> 01:06:47,502
I DON'T KNOW. THERE'D HAVE TO BE
JUST SOME GUY OUT THERE

1801
01:06:47,536 --> 01:06:48,870
THAT COULD HANDLE HER.

1802
01:06:48,904 --> 01:06:51,372
[ WHISTLES ]
WHO'S GETTING A ROSE?

1803
01:06:51,406 --> 01:06:52,973
YEAH? OKAY, YEAH.

1804
01:06:53,008 --> 01:06:55,893
♪

1805
01:06:59,565 --> 01:07:00,765
[ CORK POPS ]

1806
01:07:00,799 --> 01:07:02,633
NICE JOB.
COME ON, NOW.

1807
01:07:02,668 --> 01:07:03,685
[ CLINK ]
[ Singsongy ] CHEERS.

1808
01:07:03,719 --> 01:07:04,852
TO HAVING ME
ON THIS ONE-ON-ONE.

1809
01:07:04,887 --> 01:07:07,355
SO, ALL RIGHT,
TELL ME ABOUT KAITLYN.

1810
01:07:07,389 --> 01:07:10,025
LIKE, HOW IT ALL HAPPENED.

1811
01:07:10,027 --> 01:07:11,759
UH...
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE
YOU MAY NOT BE OVER IT.

1812
01:07:11,794 --> 01:07:13,727
Ashley I.:
IT'S BEEN LIKE A MONTH

1813
01:07:13,762 --> 01:07:16,847
SINCE JARED HAS BEEN
DUMPED BY KAITLYN,

1814
01:07:16,882 --> 01:07:17,848
EVEN THOUGH
THAT SEEMS REALLY BLUNT TO SAY,

1815
01:07:17,883 --> 01:07:19,550
AND I'M WORRIED THAT THE FACT

1816
01:07:19,585 --> 01:07:22,187
THAT HIS HEART WAS BROKEN
RECENTLY

1817
01:07:22,189 --> 01:07:24,705
MAY MAKE HIM MORE CAUTIOUS
ABOUT ANYTHING HE JUMPS

1818
01:07:24,739 --> 01:07:26,941
INTO HERE IN PARADISE.

1819
01:07:26,975 --> 01:07:28,977
IT WAS HARD, YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALWAYS TOUGH.

1820
01:07:28,979 --> 01:07:30,812
ANY RELATIONSHIP ENDS,
AS YOU WELL KNOW.
YEAH.

1821
01:07:30,846 --> 01:07:31,946
DID YOU THINK
IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN?

1822
01:07:31,981 --> 01:07:33,147
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS
GONNA HAPPEN.

1823
01:07:33,181 --> 01:07:35,466
LIKE I KNOW THAT SHE HAD
STRONG CONNECTIONS

1824
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,668
WITH ALL FOUR OF US.
YEAH.

1825
01:07:37,703 --> 01:07:39,904
YOU KNOW, YOU SEE A GIRL
THAT YOU'RE...

1826
01:07:39,938 --> 01:07:42,540
YOU HAVE VERY STRONG
FEELINGS FOR WALK OUT THE DOOR

1827
01:07:42,574 --> 01:07:44,191
WITH ONE
OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS,

1828
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,928
AND IT REALLY KIND OF,
UH, HUMBLES YOU.
YEAH.

1829
01:07:46,962 --> 01:07:48,062
BUT I LEARNED A LOT
ABOUT MYSELF IN TERMS OF,

1830
01:07:48,097 --> 01:07:50,698
UH, YOU KNOW JUST BECOMING
A BETTER MAN

1831
01:07:50,732 --> 01:07:53,000
AND BEING HONEST
WITH MY FEELINGS.

1832
01:07:53,035 --> 01:07:54,769
LIKE, IT'S TOUGH AND I TRULY
DON'T KNOW EXACTLY

1833
01:07:54,803 --> 01:07:56,720
WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW.

1834
01:07:56,755 --> 01:07:58,756
YEAH.
BUT I'M REALLY GLAD I GOT

1835
01:07:58,790 --> 01:07:59,991
TO SPEND
A ONE-ON-ONE DATE WITH YOU.

1836
01:08:00,025 --> 01:08:01,025
YOU'RE SO <i> CUTE.</i>
I HAD SO MUCH FUN. NO.

1837
01:08:01,059 --> 01:08:04,645
THANK YOU FOR, LIKE, SHOWING ME
HOW A ONE-ON-ONE GOES.

1838
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,346
YEAH.
AND IT WAS
REALLY, REALLY GOOD.

1839
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:06,714
YEAH.

1840
01:08:06,748 --> 01:08:08,983
CHEERS.
CHEERS.

1841
01:08:09,018 --> 01:08:11,852
WELL,
TODAY WAS A REALLY GOOD DATE.

1842
01:08:11,887 --> 01:08:12,887
I WOULD RANK IT UP, YOU KNOW,
THE TOP TIER

1843
01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:14,355
OF THE DATES
THAT I'VE BEEN ON.

1844
01:08:14,390 --> 01:08:17,041
I REALLY LIKE JARED. I JUST
REALLY LIKE HIM, YOU KNOW?

1845
01:08:17,075 --> 01:08:20,144
I THINK I'M STARTING TO
SOLIDIFY THINGS WITH HIM.

1846
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:22,379
♪

1847
01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:28,803
♪

1848
01:08:28,837 --> 01:08:30,337
IT IS A WEIRD TRANSITION,
THOUGH, ISN'T IT?

1849
01:08:30,372 --> 01:08:31,939
GOING FROM, LIKE --

1850
01:08:31,974 --> 01:08:33,841
LIKE YESTERDAY WAS LIKE
THE BIG CRAZY DAY ONE.

1851
01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:34,776
RIGHT.
IT WAS FUN IN PART,
AND THEN IT'S LIKE,

1852
01:08:34,810 --> 01:08:37,061
NOW YOU GOTTA TRANSITION --
EVERYONE'S A LITTLE TIRED

1853
01:08:37,095 --> 01:08:38,462
AND A LITTLE MORE RELAXED
TODAY.
YEAH.

1854
01:08:38,496 --> 01:08:39,730
HOW'S IT GOING FOR YOU?

1855
01:08:39,764 --> 01:08:41,466
YOU'RE KIND OF WIFED UP
ALREADY, HUH?

1856
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,566
PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT
TO ME.

1857
01:08:42,601 --> 01:08:43,184
THAT'S THE VIBE
ON THE BEACH.

1858
01:08:43,218 --> 01:08:45,719
PEOPLE HAVE, LIKE, KIND OF
LIKE ALREADY BACKED OFF.

1859
01:08:45,754 --> 01:08:47,154
YEAH, CARLY IS OFF THE MARKET
IN EVERYONE'S EYES.

1860
01:08:47,188 --> 01:08:50,625
YEAH. WHOA.
YOU GUYS ARE -- YOU GUYS ARE
THE COUPLE SO FAR.

1861
01:08:50,659 --> 01:08:52,427
YEAH, SHE'S SUPER FUN

1862
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,528
AND, LIKE, WITTY...
YEAH.

1863
01:08:54,563 --> 01:08:56,281
AND, YOU KNOW, CUTESY,
AND I LIKE THAT.

1864
01:08:56,315 --> 01:08:57,415
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

1865
01:08:57,449 --> 01:08:58,916
UH, I'M MOST INTO JADE.

1866
01:08:58,950 --> 01:09:00,852
JADE IS THE ONE
THAT'S BEING PURSUED.

1867
01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:03,804
YEAH, OH, EVERYBODY.
I KNOW JARED'S TRYING FOR JADE.

1868
01:09:03,839 --> 01:09:04,972
JADE'S KIND OF THE KINGPIN
RIGHT NOW.

1869
01:09:05,006 --> 01:09:07,208
YEAH, I WONDER IF SHE WAS --
AS SOON AS THAT DOMINO FALLS...

1870
01:09:07,242 --> 01:09:09,176
[ CHUCKLES ]
A LOT OF OTHER THINGS ARE
GOING TO COME INTO PLAY.

1871
01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:11,646
RIGHT.
JARED'S TOUGH COMPETITION,
SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

1872
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:12,847
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

1873
01:09:12,881 --> 01:09:15,049
I GUESS I NEED TO JUST BUCK UP
AND JUST GO FOR IT.

1874
01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:18,035
♪

1875
01:09:21,373 --> 01:09:23,224
OH!

1876
01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:26,660
J.J., WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
I'M FINALLY POPULAR. YES!

1877
01:09:26,695 --> 01:09:28,128
I TOOK A QUICK PEEK.
IT'S PRETTY EXCITING.

1878
01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:29,296
♪

1879
01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:30,464
JADE.

1880
01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:32,900
Women: WHOO!

1881
01:09:32,935 --> 01:09:36,721
"CHOOSE A MAN TO TAKE ON
YOUR FIRST DATE IN PARADISE."

1882
01:09:36,755 --> 01:09:38,289
THANK YOU. [ LAUGHS ]

1883
01:09:38,323 --> 01:09:41,959
I'M REALLY EXCITED, BUT I'M
ACTUALLY REALLY NERVOUS, TOO,

1884
01:09:41,994 --> 01:09:43,060
BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT
OF GREAT GUYS HERE.

1885
01:09:43,095 --> 01:09:46,614
I THINK IT WOULD BE
KIND OF A TIE RIGHT NOW,

1886
01:09:46,648 --> 01:09:49,683
PROBABLY BETWEEN TANNER
AND JARED.

1887
01:09:49,718 --> 01:09:51,719
I GUESS I NEED A MINUTE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.

1888
01:09:51,754 --> 01:09:53,020
Tanner: WHETHER GUYS ADMIT IT
OR NOT,

1889
01:09:53,055 --> 01:09:55,022
I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY
OUTSIDE OF KIRK

1890
01:09:55,056 --> 01:09:56,907
IS INTERESTED IN JADE,
ESPECIALLY WITH JARED.

1891
01:09:56,941 --> 01:09:58,575
I THINK JADE'S REALLY
THE ONLY ONE HERE

1892
01:09:58,610 --> 01:09:59,743
THAT COULD BE A MATCH WITH HIM.

1893
01:09:59,777 --> 01:10:02,313
Woman:
IS SHE CONTEMPLATING?

1894
01:10:02,347 --> 01:10:04,031
SHE'S DEEP IN THOUGHT.

1895
01:10:04,065 --> 01:10:06,267
I HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN
'CAUSE I WANT...HER.

1896
01:10:06,302 --> 01:10:07,968
[ CHUCKLES ]

1897
01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:09,837
Jade:
I'M REALLY NOT SURE WHAT TO DO

1898
01:10:09,871 --> 01:10:11,672
WITH MY DATE CARD RIGHT NOW.

1899
01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,741
I WOULD ASK JARED
IF HE WAS HERE.

1900
01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:15,977
BUT JARED'S ON A DATE
WITH ASHLEY I.

1901
01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:17,962
BUT I ALSO FEEL THAT
TANNER'S DEFINITELY SOMEBODY

1902
01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:20,931
THAT I COULD SEE
GOING ON A DATE WITH.

1903
01:10:20,965 --> 01:10:22,567
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

1904
01:10:22,601 --> 01:10:24,551
Woman: ASHLEY'S BACK!

1905
01:10:24,586 --> 01:10:27,055
Woman: WE'VE MISSED YOU!

1906
01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:30,758
WELL, LOOK,
YOU GUYS ARE JUST GLOWING.
STOP.

1907
01:10:30,793 --> 01:10:31,326
Ashley I.: AFTER THE DATE,
WE CAME BACK

1908
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,762
DOWN TO THE BEACH AND TALKED
TO EVERYONE ABOUT OUR DATE.

1909
01:10:34,796 --> 01:10:36,981
IT WAS COOL.
IT WAS A FUN DAY.

1910
01:10:37,015 --> 01:10:39,250
OH, MY GOSH.
DO YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER?

1911
01:10:39,285 --> 01:10:40,218
[ LAUGHTER ]

1912
01:10:40,252 --> 01:10:42,420
Ashley I.: HE SEEMED REALLY
HAPPY AND EVERYBODY SAID

1913
01:10:42,454 --> 01:10:46,473
HE SEEMED LIKE THE HAPPIEST
HE'S BEEN SINCE BEING HERE.

1914
01:10:46,508 --> 01:10:47,941
MADE ME PRETTY CONFIDENT

1915
01:10:47,976 --> 01:10:49,009
IN GETTING THE ROSE
FROM JARED THIS WEEK.

1916
01:10:49,043 --> 01:10:50,644
WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO
JADE, UM, PICKED FOR HER DATE.

1917
01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:52,313
OH, JADE HAS A DATE CARD.

1918
01:10:52,347 --> 01:10:53,481
OH...NO WAY.
YEAH.

1919
01:10:53,515 --> 01:10:54,248
AND IT SAYS "PICK A MAN."

1920
01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:55,967
♪

1921
01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:58,603
Ashley I.: AND THEN I HEAR THAT
JADE HAS A DATE CARD,

1922
01:10:58,637 --> 01:10:59,170
AND I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOSH.
[ GASPS ]

1923
01:10:59,204 --> 01:11:02,907
SHE'S GONNA PICK JARED, AND HE'S
GONNA GO BACK OUT AGAIN.

1924
01:11:02,941 --> 01:11:05,360
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR
A JARED SWEEP TONIGHT?

1925
01:11:05,394 --> 01:11:09,964
JARED HASN'T EVEN WASHED
THE MUD OFF FROM HIS LAST DATE,

1926
01:11:09,998 --> 01:11:11,933
AND HE'S GOING
ON THE NEXT ONE.

1927
01:11:11,967 --> 01:11:14,067
Ashley I.:
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS

1928
01:11:14,102 --> 01:11:16,237
DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT
THREATENED BY HER.

1929
01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:18,222
SHE MOST CERTAINLY <i> MAY </i> BE
INTERESTED IN JARED,

1930
01:11:18,257 --> 01:11:21,225
SO I'M SUPER NERVOUS THAT
SHE'S GONNA ASK HIM ON A DATE.

1931
01:11:21,259 --> 01:11:24,678
Jillian: WOULD YOU SAY YES
IF SHE ASKED YOU?
Woman: WHAT?

1932
01:11:24,712 --> 01:11:27,648
ABSOLUTELY.
EVERYONE WOULD SAY YES.

1933
01:11:27,682 --> 01:11:29,149
Woman: JADE,
SO WHO DID YOU CHOOSE?

1934
01:11:29,184 --> 01:11:30,484
HI.

1935
01:11:30,518 --> 01:11:33,087
OH, MY GOSH, YOU GUYS.

1936
01:11:33,121 --> 01:11:33,488
Ashley I.: IF JADE ASKS JARED
ON THIS DATE,

1937
01:11:33,522 --> 01:11:36,674
I'M GONNA BE REALLY UPSET,
ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER OUR DATE,

1938
01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:39,043
AND I FELT LIKE IT WAS GOOD.

1939
01:11:39,078 --> 01:11:41,912
SHE'S JUST GONNA GO
AND STEAL HIM AND BE SEXY.

1940
01:11:41,947 --> 01:11:44,315
THIS IS WAY HARDER...
[ LAUGHS ] THAN YOU THINK.

1941
01:11:44,317 --> 01:11:45,867
Jared: JADE OBVIOUSLY IS
VERY BEAUTIFUL AND PRETTY,

1942
01:11:45,901 --> 01:11:46,900
AND YEAH,
THERE'S DEFINITELY ATTRACTION

1943
01:11:46,935 --> 01:11:49,003
BETWEEN JADE AND MYSELF.

1944
01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:50,137
I REALLY LIKE ASHLEY.
I THINK SHE'S REALLY COOL,

1945
01:11:50,171 --> 01:11:51,138
AND I WANNA HANG OUT
WITH HER MORE,

1946
01:11:51,172 --> 01:11:54,708
BUT OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE
TO TAKE JADE OUT ON A DATE.

1947
01:11:54,743 --> 01:11:55,843
I TOOK SOME TIME TO THINK
ABOUT IT,

1948
01:11:55,877 --> 01:11:57,194
AND IT'S ACTUALLY
REALLY HARD.

1949
01:11:57,228 --> 01:11:59,296
THERE'S A LOT OF
GREAT GUYS HERE, BUT...

1950
01:12:00,966 --> 01:12:03,401
TANNER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GO ON A DATE WITH ME?

1951
01:12:03,435 --> 01:12:04,618
UH, OKAY, YES.

1952
01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:06,587
[ LAUGHTER ]

1953
01:12:06,621 --> 01:12:07,555
Woman: YEAH!
[ APPLAUSE ]

1954
01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:09,290
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

1955
01:12:09,324 --> 01:12:10,291
WHEW.

1956
01:12:10,325 --> 01:12:13,795
Ashley I.: SEEMS LIKE JADE SEEMS
TO BE MORE INTO TANNER.

1957
01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:15,763
GREAT NEWS FOR ME.
THAT'S AWESOME.

1958
01:12:15,797 --> 01:12:16,447
[ APPLAUSE ]
Woman: YAY!

1959
01:12:19,517 --> 01:12:21,318
I DID.
THEY LOOK BAD.

1960
01:12:21,352 --> 01:12:24,838
LIKE, IT'S SO AMAZING HOW
YOUR UPPER HALF IS PERFECT,

1961
01:12:24,873 --> 01:12:26,073
BUT YOUR LOWER
IS JUST SLACKIN'.

1962
01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:31,212
♪

1963
01:12:35,617 --> 01:12:37,769
[ CROAKS ]

1964
01:12:37,803 --> 01:12:39,837
OH, IT'S NICE.
IT ACTUALLY IS COOL.

1965
01:12:39,871 --> 01:12:42,006
IT'S REALLY NICE.
A LITTLE RIVER.

1966
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:43,274
WE HAVE OUR CANDLES.
MM, OF COURSE.

1967
01:12:43,308 --> 01:12:47,795
FIRST OFF, THANK YOU
FOR INVITING ME ON A ONE-ON-ONE.

1968
01:12:47,829 --> 01:12:48,695
FIRST ONE EVER.
TOOK KAITLYN A WHILE,

1969
01:12:48,730 --> 01:12:50,197
I NEVER GOT THERE.

1970
01:12:50,232 --> 01:12:52,466
[ LAUGHS ]
BUT YOU'RE PICKING UP
RIGHT WHERE SHE LEFT OFF.

1971
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,067
SO I APPRECIATE THAT.

1972
01:12:54,102 --> 01:12:57,254
BEING HERE TONIGHT WITH TANNER,

1973
01:12:57,288 --> 01:13:00,157
I FEEL JUST LIKE THIS
INSTANT CHEMISTRY.

1974
01:13:00,191 --> 01:13:04,128
HE'S SO HANDSOME, AND THIS IS
SUCH A ROMANTIC DATE.

1975
01:13:04,163 --> 01:13:07,181
IT FEELS JUST LIKE
THE PERFECT START TO PARADISE.

1976
01:13:07,215 --> 01:13:08,749
SO TELL ME MORE, LIKE,
GROWING UP.

1977
01:13:08,783 --> 01:13:10,884
JADE AS A LITTLE GIRL.

1978
01:13:10,919 --> 01:13:12,619
EASY, NORMAL CHILDHOOD
OR WHAT?
YEAH.

1979
01:13:12,654 --> 01:13:14,087
Tanner: JADE'S BEAUTIFUL.

1980
01:13:14,122 --> 01:13:16,273
I MEAN, AS FAR
AS PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS,

1981
01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,242
IT'S 10.

1982
01:13:18,276 --> 01:13:19,676
IT'S KIND OF SURREAL
MEETING HER IN REAL LIFE

1983
01:13:19,711 --> 01:13:21,879
AFTER WATCHING HER SEASON.

1984
01:13:21,913 --> 01:13:22,780
SO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT ONE THING.

1985
01:13:22,814 --> 01:13:25,699
UM...YEAH.

1986
01:13:25,733 --> 01:13:28,002
ONE THING I GAINED

1987
01:13:28,036 --> 01:13:29,069
FROM MY EXPERIENCE
ON "THE BACHELORETTE"

1988
01:13:29,104 --> 01:13:30,237
WAS THE IMPORTANCE
OF OPENING UP.

1989
01:13:30,272 --> 01:13:32,373
IT'S THE ONE THING
I REALLY DIDN'T DO.

1990
01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:34,541
SO THAT'S ONE THING I WANTED
TO DO IN PARADISE --

1991
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:36,961
WAS JUST LAY IT OUT THERE.

1992
01:13:36,995 --> 01:13:38,429
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAD
THE WHOLE "PLAYBOY" THING,

1993
01:13:38,463 --> 01:13:42,065
WHICH I THINK IS AWESOME THAT
YOU JUST, LIKE, OWNED IT

1994
01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:44,001
AND DID THE WHOLE DEAL.
THANK YOU.

1995
01:13:44,036 --> 01:13:44,518
IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I'D JUDGE YOU ABOUT AT ALL.

1996
01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:47,087
IT'S PART OF YOUR LIFE.
IT'S NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL TO ME.

1997
01:13:47,121 --> 01:13:48,922
I'M ACTUALLY DOING A SHOOT
FOR "PLAYGIRL" NEXT MONTH.

1998
01:13:48,957 --> 01:13:51,292
OH, HEY.
BUT, YEAH, HEY.

1999
01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:52,593
THERE YOU GO. NOW YOU'RE --
NOW YOU'RE GONNA KNOW.

2000
01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:54,261
YEAH, RIGHT.

2001
01:13:54,295 --> 01:13:58,316
TANNER SEEMS LIKE
SO OPEN ABOUT IT.

2002
01:13:58,318 --> 01:13:59,683
IT FEELS GOOD TO TRY TO KINDA
JUST TALK ABOUT IT

2003
01:13:59,718 --> 01:14:01,185
AND GET IT OUT OF THE WAY,

2004
01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:03,954
AND I FEEL ABSOLUTELY
NO JUDGMENT FROM HIM,

2005
01:14:03,989 --> 01:14:06,373
AND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD.

2006
01:14:06,408 --> 01:14:11,145
♪

2007
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,180
EVERYONE HAVE A GLASS?
OKAY, WELCOME TO PARADISE.

2008
01:14:13,214 --> 01:14:17,034
HOPE YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT DATE
TONIGHT AND, UH, CHEERS.

2009
01:14:17,068 --> 01:14:18,569
MANY MORE TO COME.
CHEERS.

2010
01:14:18,603 --> 01:14:20,338
CHEERS.

2011
01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:22,306
DID YOU SEE THAT?
SEE THAT LIGHT UP THERE?

2012
01:14:22,340 --> 01:14:24,925
IS THAT LIGHTNING
OR IS THAT FLASHES?
[ SIREN WHOOPS ]

2013
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,260
WE'RE HANGING OUT
BY THE CAMPFIRE,

2014
01:14:26,294 --> 01:14:29,797
AND WE NOTICE ASHLEY S.
WASN'T THERE.

2015
01:14:29,831 --> 01:14:30,931
WAIT. IS ASHLEY OKAY?

2016
01:14:30,965 --> 01:14:35,102
[ SIREN WAILING ]

2017
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,020
APPARENTLY, SHE WAS BEING
PICKED UP ON A STRETCHER

2018
01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:39,290
AND TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL.

2019
01:14:43,862 --> 01:14:46,146
[ GURNEY WHEELS CLACKING ]

2020
01:14:49,050 --> 01:14:51,018
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
DAN IS GOING AFTER HER.

2021
01:14:51,052 --> 01:14:52,453
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHETHER DAN IS INTO HER,

2022
01:14:52,487 --> 01:14:56,123
OR WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS
JUST DAN BEING A GENTLEMAN.

2023
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,041
Dan: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH ASHLEY,

2024
01:14:58,076 --> 01:14:58,476
BUT YEAH,
I WAS DEFINITELY CONCERNED.

2025
01:14:58,510 --> 01:15:01,578
SO I JUST RAN UP THE STAIRS
TO SEE IF SHE WAS OKAY.

2026
01:15:01,613 --> 01:15:06,066
♪

2027
01:15:06,101 --> 01:15:07,835
WHEN I SEE HER
INSIDE THE AMBULANCE,

2028
01:15:07,869 --> 01:15:09,303
I WAS A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.

2029
01:15:09,337 --> 01:15:11,372
HOW YOU DOING?
IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I COME?

2030
01:15:11,374 --> 01:15:12,573
THEY START STRAPPING HER UP
TO ALL THESE I.V.s,

2031
01:15:12,607 --> 01:15:16,042
AND, YOU KNOW, SHE OBVIOUSLY
DEFINITELY DIDN'T LOOK GOOD.

2032
01:15:16,077 --> 01:15:16,760
I KIND OF JUST WANTED
TO BE THERE FOR HER,

2033
01:15:16,794 --> 01:15:17,861
SO I HOPPED IN.

2034
01:15:17,895 --> 01:15:19,163
HOW YOU FEELING?

2035
01:15:21,633 --> 01:15:22,633
YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?

2036
01:15:22,667 --> 01:15:23,734
POOR ASHLEY S., MAN.

2037
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:27,588
I MEAN, PARADISE COULD BE OVER
FOR HER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED.

2038
01:15:27,622 --> 01:15:28,556
[ SIREN WAILING ]

2039
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:35,128
♪

2040
01:15:35,163 --> 01:15:37,081
HONESTLY, LIKE, COMING INTO
THIS WHOLE PROCESS,

2041
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:39,449
I WAS LIKE, I KNOW ALL THE GUYS
ARE INTERESTED IN YOU.

2042
01:15:39,484 --> 01:15:43,020
SO I WAS LIKE, YEAH, OBVIOUSLY.
I, LIKE, AM INTERESTED.

2043
01:15:43,054 --> 01:15:45,739
BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT
THE SMART MOVE.

2044
01:15:45,774 --> 01:15:47,007
I WAS LIKE --
THAT'S SO FUNNY, THOUGH.

2045
01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,141
I CAME INTO IT JUST, LIKE,
THINKING, LIKE,

2046
01:15:48,176 --> 01:15:50,544
FORGET THAT.
THAT'S, YOU KNOW...
YEAH.

2047
01:15:50,579 --> 01:15:53,114
I DON'T WANNA PUT ALL MY EGGS
IN ONE BASKET AND FAIL.
[ GIGGLES ]

2048
01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:56,700
SITTING ACROSS FROM JADE,
I'M HONESTLY JUST FEELING LUCKY.

2049
01:15:56,734 --> 01:15:58,502
I NEVER EXPECTED TO BE
THE ONE GUY

2050
01:15:58,537 --> 01:16:00,037
THAT SHE PICKED TO GO ON A DATE.

2051
01:16:00,072 --> 01:16:01,638
I MEAN,
I THOUGHT THERE WAS ZERO CHANCE,

2052
01:16:01,673 --> 01:16:03,156
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST.

2053
01:16:03,191 --> 01:16:04,624
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
A VERY ROMANTIC GUY,

2054
01:16:04,659 --> 01:16:05,326
BUT THERE'S BUTTERFLIES THERE.

2055
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:10,163
SO THIS FEELS REALLY AWESOME
TO BE EXCITED ABOUT A GIRL,

2056
01:16:10,198 --> 01:16:12,300
AND HOPEFULLY,
HAVE THAT FEELING, YOU KNOW,

2057
01:16:12,334 --> 01:16:13,934
BE GIVEN BACK.

2058
01:16:13,969 --> 01:16:16,854
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST DIDN'T PLAN ON

2059
01:16:16,888 --> 01:16:18,956
ACTUALLY TRYING TO
HAVE SOMETHING WITH YOU.

2060
01:16:18,990 --> 01:16:20,491
I GUESS TO SAY THE --
TO SAY THE LEAST.

2061
01:16:20,525 --> 01:16:22,526
HMM. [ LAUGHS ]

2062
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,410
WHAT?

2063
01:16:37,976 --> 01:16:40,978
Tanner: I CAME INTO
THIS WHOLE PROCESS THINKING

2064
01:16:41,012 --> 01:16:43,080
I JUST WANNA STICK AROUND
AND HAVE FUN.

2065
01:16:43,114 --> 01:16:45,065
I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING
TO HAVE AN INTEREST

2066
01:16:45,099 --> 01:16:49,269
IN ANYBODY MORE THAN JUST
A FRIENDLY WHATEVER,

2067
01:16:49,303 --> 01:16:53,240
AND IT'S KIND OF EXCITING TO GET
A TO EXPLORE THAT WHILE HERE.ADE

2068
01:16:53,274 --> 01:16:54,675
ALL RIGHT, WANNA GO EXPLORE
A LITTLE MORE?

2069
01:16:54,709 --> 01:16:55,359
YEAH, LET'S GO.
OKAY.

2070
01:16:55,393 --> 01:16:57,327
I'M ALREADY FEELING MORE OF
A CONNECTION WITH JADE

2071
01:16:57,362 --> 01:17:00,330
IN ONE NIGHT THAN I DID
WITH KAITLYN THE ENTIRE SEASON.

2072
01:17:00,364 --> 01:17:04,017
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
I'M HERE FOR A SECOND CHANCE.

2073
01:17:04,051 --> 01:17:05,419
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE WE'RE EXPLORING?

2074
01:17:05,453 --> 01:17:07,821
YES, I DO.

2075
01:17:07,855 --> 01:17:08,755
ARE YOU STILL
A WILD MUSTANG?

2076
01:17:08,789 --> 01:17:10,324
[ LAUGHS ] NO, I'M NOT.

2077
01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,293
IT ONLY TOOK ME SEVEN WEEKS
ON THIS DAMN SHOW

2078
01:17:12,327 --> 01:17:14,128
TO GET A ONE-ON-ONE,
BUT THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT.

2079
01:17:19,684 --> 01:17:21,285
OKAY.

2080
01:17:21,319 --> 01:17:22,419
[ LAUGHS ]

2081
01:17:22,453 --> 01:17:24,204
[ THUNDERCLAP ]

2082
01:17:28,576 --> 01:17:29,910
OKAY.

2083
01:17:29,944 --> 01:17:31,078
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]

2084
01:17:34,449 --> 01:17:37,167
[ THUNDERCLAP ]

2085
01:17:37,201 --> 01:17:41,838
I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE
EXPECTED A BETTER FIRST DATE

2086
01:17:41,872 --> 01:17:43,590
WITH TANNER HERE IN MEXICO.

2087
01:17:43,624 --> 01:17:44,924
OH, IT'S A LITTLE COLD.

2088
01:17:44,959 --> 01:17:46,760
IT'S A LITTLE COLD.
[ LAUGHS ]

2089
01:17:46,794 --> 01:17:48,595
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

2090
01:17:48,629 --> 01:17:51,198
[ LAUGHS ]

2091
01:17:51,233 --> 01:17:53,067
Jade: THERE'S OBVIOUSLY
A PHYSICAL CONNECTION,

2092
01:17:53,101 --> 01:17:57,154
BUT I'M FEELING, LIKE,
THERE'S, YOU KNOW,

2093
01:17:57,156 --> 01:18:01,025
LIKE A DEEPER EMOTIONAL LEVEL
THAT'S DEVELOPING.

2094
01:18:01,059 --> 01:18:02,192
I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF CRAZY
THAT IT'S WEEK ONE,

2095
01:18:02,227 --> 01:18:05,145
AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE
I'VE HIT IT OFF WITH SOMEBODY.

2096
01:18:05,179 --> 01:18:09,750
BUT I GUESS IT'S PARADISE.
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.

2097
01:18:09,784 --> 01:18:12,352
[ THUNDERCLAP ]

2098
01:18:12,387 --> 01:18:15,089
♪

2099
01:18:15,123 --> 01:18:16,073
[ Mouth full ]
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

2100
01:18:16,107 --> 01:18:17,208
LIKE ANGEL HAIR PASTA WITH --

2101
01:18:17,242 --> 01:18:20,177
OKAY, SO IF YOU WANT ME
TO BE SPECIFIC...
MM-HMM.

2102
01:18:20,211 --> 01:18:21,978
ANGEL HAIR PASTA
WITH VODKA SAUCE.

2103
01:18:22,013 --> 01:18:25,399
RIGHT NOW PARADISE IS AWESOME.

2104
01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:28,135
PEOPLE ARE PAIRING OFF,
THINGS ARE GOING GREAT,

2105
01:18:28,169 --> 01:18:33,173
AND I FEEL GOOD ABOUT
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JARED.

2106
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,759
IT'S A TOSS-UP
BETWEEN WENDY'S NUGGETS

2107
01:18:35,793 --> 01:18:37,128
AND McDONALD'S NUGGETS.

2108
01:18:37,162 --> 01:18:40,130
I'M JUST HOPING THAT NOTHING
CAN RUIN THIS MOMENT.

2109
01:18:40,164 --> 01:18:41,832
DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU SMELL SO GOOD,

2110
01:18:41,866 --> 01:18:42,500
BUT, LIKE,
YOU SMELL SO GOOD.

2111
01:18:42,534 --> 01:18:45,986
RIGHT NOW? THERE'S NO --
I HAVE NOTHING UNPLEASANT.

2112
01:18:46,021 --> 01:18:47,754
<i>ALL </i> THE TIME.

2113
01:18:47,788 --> 01:18:50,023
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YES.

2114
01:18:50,057 --> 01:18:52,126
I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO COME

2115
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,427
AND LIKE SOMEONE
ON THE FIRST DAY.

2116
01:18:53,461 --> 01:18:58,014
BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT BECAUSE
KIRK IS SO [BLEEP] CUTE.

2117
01:18:58,049 --> 01:19:00,417
I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

2118
01:19:00,452 --> 01:19:03,120
I GUESS THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN WOULD BE

2119
01:19:03,122 --> 01:19:04,504
SOMEONE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS
AND KIRK WAS LIKE,

2120
01:19:04,538 --> 01:19:08,375
"YEAH, THAT'S WHO I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR." THAT WOULD SUCK.

2121
01:19:11,913 --> 01:19:15,632
[ THUNDERCLAP ]

2122
01:19:15,666 --> 01:19:18,002
[ WIND WHISTLING ]

2123
01:19:18,036 --> 01:19:19,369
[ CHIMES TINKLING ]

2124
01:19:21,672 --> 01:19:24,557
[ THUNDERCLAP ]

2125
01:19:24,592 --> 01:19:26,927
♪

2126
01:19:26,961 --> 01:19:29,129
CLARE.
[ CHUCKLES ] HEY.

2127
01:19:29,163 --> 01:19:32,099
[ LAUGHS ] HOW YOU DOIN'?

2128
01:19:32,133 --> 01:19:32,900
UM, I THINK I SURVIVED
THE STAIRS,

2129
01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,334
SO I THINK I'M DOING GOOD.

2130
01:19:34,369 --> 01:19:36,220
SO FAR. THAT'S HALF
THE BATTLE RIGHT THERE.

2131
01:19:36,254 --> 01:19:39,022
BACK IN PARADISE.
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT, RIGHT?

2132
01:19:39,056 --> 01:19:41,224
IF YOU GAVE ME
A LIST OF PEOPLE

2133
01:19:41,258 --> 01:19:44,377
THAT WOULD BE RETURNING
FROM LAST SEASON,

2134
01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:46,413
I WOULD NOT THINK THAT
YOU WOULD BE ON THAT LIST.

2135
01:19:46,447 --> 01:19:49,015
IT'D BE EASY TO GIVE UP,
IT'D BE EASY TO NOT COME BACK,

2136
01:19:49,050 --> 01:19:51,117
AND IT'D BE EASY
TO WALK AWAY.

2137
01:19:51,152 --> 01:19:53,320
BUT ONE THING I'D NEVER
GIVE UP ON IS LOVE.

2138
01:19:53,355 --> 01:19:55,455
OKAY, SO WHAT'S GOING
TO BE DIFFERENT?

2139
01:19:55,490 --> 01:19:59,276
WHAT IS THE NEW STRATEGY?
THE NEW...WHAT?

2140
01:19:59,310 --> 01:20:00,577
THIS TIME,
MY ATTITUDE IS DIFFERENT.

2141
01:20:00,612 --> 01:20:03,180
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY JUST
WANNA FOCUS ON FINDING LOVE

2142
01:20:03,214 --> 01:20:06,166
AND FEELING URGENT ABOUT IT.

2143
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:07,167
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

2144
01:20:07,202 --> 01:20:09,236
AS YOU GO DOWN THOSE STAIRS?
NO.

2145
01:20:09,270 --> 01:20:11,071
YOU KNOW THERE'S A HURRICANE
JUST OFF SHORE?

2146
01:20:11,106 --> 01:20:12,673
IS THAT AN OMEN
THAT HURRICANE CLARE

2147
01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:14,140
IS BLOWING IN TONIGHT?

2148
01:20:14,175 --> 01:20:14,475
[ LAUGHS ] HURRICANE CLARE?
[ CLAPS HANDS ]

2149
01:20:14,509 --> 01:20:17,294
I DON'T THINK THEY ACTUALLY
NAMED IT "CLARE," BUT --

2150
01:20:17,296 --> 01:20:18,329
THEY PROBABLY <i> SHOULD</i>
NAME IT "HURRICANE CLARE."

2151
01:20:18,363 --> 01:20:20,130
I'M GONNA CALL
THE WEATHER SERVICE,

2152
01:20:20,164 --> 01:20:21,097
'CAUSE HURRICANE CLARE'S
BLOWING IN TONIGHT.

2153
01:20:21,132 --> 01:20:23,133
I'M BACK, BABY.
[ GIGGLES ]

2154
01:20:23,168 --> 01:20:24,985
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
THANK YOU.

2155
01:20:25,019 --> 01:20:25,853
UM, I DO HAVE
A LITTLE GIFT.

2156
01:20:25,887 --> 01:20:27,554
OOH.

2157
01:20:27,589 --> 01:20:30,023
THE GOOD NEWS IS, I DON'T REALLY
HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU.

2158
01:20:30,057 --> 01:20:31,859
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

2159
01:20:31,893 --> 01:20:32,459
I'LL TAKE IT.
DATE CARD.

2160
01:20:32,493 --> 01:20:35,028
USE THAT WHENEVER YOU'D LIKE,
HOWEVER YOU'D LIKE.

2161
01:20:35,063 --> 01:20:37,247
ASK ANYBODY OUT ON A DATE.
OKAY.

2162
01:20:37,281 --> 01:20:38,082
I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE NEXT ROSE CEREMONY.

2163
01:20:38,116 --> 01:20:40,183
HOPEFULLY. [ LAUGHS ]

2164
01:20:40,217 --> 01:20:40,850
IF YOU DARE,
GO ON DOWN THE STAIRS.

2165
01:20:40,885 --> 01:20:43,053
HERE I GO.

2166
01:20:43,087 --> 01:20:45,205
Clare: GOING INTO PARADISE
FOR A SECOND TIME,

2167
01:20:45,239 --> 01:20:47,307
I'M NOT TRYING TO FIND
THE PERFECT MAN.

2168
01:20:47,341 --> 01:20:49,443
I'M TRYING TO FIND
THE PERFECT MAN FOR ME.

2169
01:20:49,477 --> 01:20:52,046
I'LL TELL YOU WHO I HOPE
IS IN PARADISE.

2170
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:53,681
I WOULD LOVE TO GET
TO KNOW TANNER...

2171
01:20:53,715 --> 01:20:55,048
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

2172
01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:56,233
KIRK...
[ THUNDERCLAP ]

2173
01:20:56,268 --> 01:20:58,468
AND JARED.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

2174
01:20:58,502 --> 01:21:01,805
LET IT BE KNOWN I'M NOT AFRAID
TO RUFFLE ANY FEATHERS.

2175
01:21:01,839 --> 01:21:03,173
I KNOW WHAT I WANT.

2176
01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:05,159
I KNOW WHAT QUALITIES
I WANT IN A MAN,

2177
01:21:05,193 --> 01:21:06,626
AND I WON'T SETTLE
FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN THAT.

2178
01:21:06,661 --> 01:21:08,829
SO GAME ON.

2179
01:21:08,863 --> 01:21:10,097
[ RACCOON CHITTERS ]

2180
01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:14,168
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

2181
01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:16,620
<i>TOMORROW NIGHT ON</i>
<i>"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...</i>

2182
01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:18,455
Man: YOU CAN SENSE
THAT SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

2183
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:20,857
THERE'S SOMETHING BUZZING,
AND YOU CAN JUST FEEL IT.

2184
01:21:20,892 --> 01:21:22,826
I'M BACK!

2185
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:23,443
HI. I'M JARED.
I'M CLARE.

2186
01:21:23,477 --> 01:21:26,046
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, CLARE.
NICE TO MEET YOU, JARED.

2187
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:27,414
Clare:
JARED IS THE HOT COMMODITY.

2188
01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:30,684
I'M HERE TO HOPEFULLY FIND
SOMEBODY I FALL IN LOVE WITH.

2189
01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:33,387
IS HE IN AN INTERVIEW
OR IS HE TALKING TO CLARE?

2190
01:21:33,421 --> 01:21:35,255
ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME
RIGHT NOW?

2191
01:21:35,289 --> 01:21:37,340
I'VE HAD TO DEAL
WITH AN OLD LADY BEFORE,

2192
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:38,975
AND IT'S REALLY FREAKING ME OUT.

2193
01:21:39,010 --> 01:21:41,344
TANTRIC YOGA ON A FIRST DATE?

2194
01:21:41,379 --> 01:21:44,098
THAT'S DEFINITELY
AN ATTRACTIVE QUALITY IN A MAN.

2195
01:21:44,132 --> 01:21:45,399
I HATE IT WHEN
THEY'RE WITH OLD LADIES.

2196
01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:47,601
I HATE IT. I HATE THEM MORE.
I DON'T GET IT.

2197
01:21:47,635 --> 01:21:50,037
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS HAS BEEN
SO ROUGH FOR ME.

2198
01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:51,871
<i>AND LATER THIS SEASON...</i>

2199
01:21:51,906 --> 01:21:54,674
Women: <i> HOLA, MEXICO!</i>

2200
01:21:54,709 --> 01:21:57,227
[ CHEERING ]

2201
01:21:57,262 --> 01:21:59,296
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GO ON MY DATE WITH ME TONIGHT?

2202
01:21:59,330 --> 01:22:01,031
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO.
THERE YOU GO.

2203
01:22:01,066 --> 01:22:02,065
Woman: MEXICO IS AMAZING.
WHOO!

2204
01:22:02,099 --> 01:22:06,720
Woman: I AM FEELING OPTIMISTIC
AND EXCITED.
[ FIREWORKS POPPING ]

2205
01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:07,888
YOU WANNA MAKE OUT?

2206
01:22:07,922 --> 01:22:10,490
[ SCREAMS AND LAUGHS ]

2207
01:22:10,525 --> 01:22:11,792
Woman: DOING ADVENTURES
WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE

2208
01:22:11,826 --> 01:22:15,912
IS I THINK AT THE TOP
OF EVERYBODY'S BUCKET LIST.

2209
01:22:15,946 --> 01:22:18,314
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO-HOO!

2210
01:22:18,349 --> 01:22:18,982
Ashley S.: HE'S LIKE
A PICTURE-PERFECT KNIGHT

2211
01:22:19,016 --> 01:22:20,684
IN SHINING ARMOR.

2212
01:22:20,718 --> 01:22:22,352
OH, MY GOODNESS.

2213
01:22:22,387 --> 01:22:24,204
Woman: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW I GOT THIS LUCKY.

2214
01:22:24,238 --> 01:22:27,808
Man: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT HERE.

2215
01:22:27,842 --> 01:22:30,410
OH! OOH. [ GIGGLES ]

2216
01:22:30,444 --> 01:22:32,245
Man: SHE MADE OUT
WITH TWO GUYS LAST NIGHT.

2217
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:35,115
Woman: SHE HAS THREE GUYS
JUST GUNNING FOR HER.

2218
01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:36,433
[ BLEEP ]
Woman: SHE'S A WHORE.

2219
01:22:36,468 --> 01:22:37,967
Man:
THERE WAS THINGS THAT HAPPENED.

2220
01:22:38,002 --> 01:22:39,169
I DID NOT GIVE HIM A [BLEEP].

2221
01:22:39,203 --> 01:22:40,671
DON'T LIE TO MY FACE.

2222
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:43,139
[ Voice breaking ]
HE JUST TOTALLY LED ME ON.

2223
01:22:43,174 --> 01:22:44,057
Woman:
THIS GUY IS JUST A SLEAZEBALL.

2224
01:22:44,091 --> 01:22:45,825
WHAT ARE MY INTENTIONS NOW?

2225
01:22:45,860 --> 01:22:50,296
I WOULD LIKE A DATE WHICH WOULD
LEAD TO A FANTASY SUITE.

2226
01:22:50,331 --> 01:22:52,031
Woman:
[ CRYING ] THIS IS STUPID.

2227
01:22:52,066 --> 01:22:55,135
[ CRYING ]

2228
01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:56,853
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN,

2229
01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:57,620
AND YOU COULD BE PREGNANT?

2230
01:22:57,655 --> 01:22:59,255
NO!

2231
01:22:59,290 --> 01:23:01,892
Man: THIS IS MIND-BLOWING.

2232
01:23:01,926 --> 01:23:03,293
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

2233
01:23:03,327 --> 01:23:04,944
Man:
I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH.

2234
01:23:04,979 --> 01:23:05,946
JUST SAY IT.

2235
01:23:05,980 --> 01:23:09,082
J.J.: GET THE [BLEEP] UP HERE,
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF [BLEEP]!

2236
01:23:09,116 --> 01:23:10,850
[ CRYING ]
THIS IS CRAZY.

2237
01:23:10,885 --> 01:23:13,220
YOU'RE AN [BLEEP].

2238
01:23:13,254 --> 01:23:13,987
AT THIS POINT,
I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP].

2239
01:23:14,021 --> 01:23:16,055
I'M THAT [BLEEP] MAD.

2240
01:23:16,090 --> 01:23:17,307
HOW DO YOU WANNA SETTLE THIS?

2241
01:23:17,341 --> 01:23:19,109
I WILL BREAK YOUR JAW.

2242
01:23:19,143 --> 01:23:21,111
Man: OH, MY GOD.

2243
01:23:21,145 --> 01:23:23,714
HOW AM I STOPPING YOU?

2244
01:23:23,716 --> 01:23:26,966
Woman: [ Crying ] I JUST WANNA
GO HOME RIGHT NOW.

2245
01:23:27,001 --> 01:23:28,035
[ SOBBING ]

2246
01:23:29,437 --> 01:23:31,938
<i>"BACHELOR IN PARADISE" IS BACK</i>
<i>TWO NIGHTS A WEEK.</i>

2247
01:23:36,077 --> 01:23:37,144
KIND OF DISMISSED
FROM THE GROUP,

2248
01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:40,347
OR DISCONNECTED AND NOT REALLY
SOCIALIZING WITH ANYBODY.

2249
01:23:40,381 --> 01:23:43,800
SO...

2250
01:23:43,834 --> 01:23:46,135
THERE'S A CRAB
RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR COFFEE.

2251
01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:47,570
♪

2252
01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:49,239
OH, MY GOSH.

2253
01:23:49,273 --> 01:23:50,474
WHAT?

2254
01:23:50,508 --> 01:23:52,609
THERE'S A CRAB.

2255
01:23:52,643 --> 01:23:55,179
AAH! OH, MY GOD.

2256
01:23:55,181 --> 01:23:57,397
OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT HIS MOUTH.
IT LOOKS SO WEIRD.

2257
01:23:57,431 --> 01:23:59,032
IT LOOKS VERY FRENCH.

2258
01:23:59,066 --> 01:24:01,167
ALL RIGHT,
LOOK AT THAT GUY.

2259
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:04,154
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK YOU'RE JUST...

2260
01:24:04,156 --> 01:24:05,222
OH, HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU.
HE WANTS TO SAY HI.

2261
01:24:05,256 --> 01:24:09,493
OH! OH, A CRAB! HE JUST HIT ME!
[ SCREAMS AND LAUGHS ]

2262
01:24:09,527 --> 01:24:13,630
A CRAB, LIKE, JUST JUMPED UP
AND, LIKE, I THINK IT JUMPED.

2263
01:24:13,664 --> 01:24:15,098
I HATE THESE THINGS.

2264
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:16,516
NO, HE'S GOING TO...
PINCH YOUR NIPPLES

2265
01:24:16,550 --> 01:24:17,851
WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING.

2266
01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:18,919
HE'S NOT GOING TO
PINCH YOUR NIPPLES.

2267
01:24:18,953 --> 01:24:20,753
I DON'T WANNA --
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOSH.

2268
01:24:20,788 --> 01:24:23,022
[ LAUGHS ] DON'T --

2269
01:24:23,057 --> 01:24:23,740
THAT'S --
NO, I'M NOT GONNA KILL HIM.

2270
01:24:23,774 --> 01:24:26,343
HI, BUDDY. [ LAUGHS ]

2271
01:24:26,377 --> 01:24:27,343
HE'S QUICK.

2272
01:24:27,378 --> 01:24:34,551
GOODBYE.