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TONIGHT ON
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
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J.J.: YOU CAN SENSE
THAT SOMETHING'S HAPPENIN'.
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THERE'S JUST SOMETHING BUZZIN',
AND YOU CAN JUST FEEL IT.
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[ Singsongy ] I'M BACK!
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HI. I'M JARED.
I'M CLARE.
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VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, CLARE.
NICE TO MEET YOU, JARED.
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Ashley I.:
JARED IS THE HOT COMMODITY.
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I'M HERE TO HOPEFULLY FIND
SOMEBODY I FALL IN LOVE WITH.
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IS HE IN AN INTERVIEW,
OR IS HE TALKING TO CLARE?
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ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME
RIGHT NOW?
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[ Voice breaks ] I'VE HAD TO
DEAL WITH AN OLD LADY BEFORE,
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AND IT'S REALLY FREAKING ME OUT.
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TANTRIC YOGA ON A FIRST DATE?
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THAT'S DEFINITELY
AN ATTRACTIVE QUALITY IN A MAN.
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Ashley I.: I HATE IT
WHEN THEY'RE WITH OLD LADIES.
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I HATE IT. I HATE THEM MORE.
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[ SIGHS ] I DON'T GET IT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY HAS THIS BEEN
SO ROUGH FOR ME.
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IT ALL STARTS RIGHT NOW ON...
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♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ WE'RE KNOCKING
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
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♪ HOW COULD WE ASK FOR MORE? ♪
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♪ I SWEAR THAT I COULD
SEE FOREVER ♪
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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♪
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♪ I SWEAR THAT I COULD
SEE FOREVER ♪
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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♪
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Woman: HEY, LOOK. LIGHTNING.
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Man: THE SURF IS CRAZY.
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I THINK SOMEONE'S
COMING TONIGHT.
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J.J.: WE'RE ALL JUST SITTIN'
ON THE BEACH,
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AND YOU CAN SENSE
THAT SOMETHING'S HAPPENIN'.
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SOMETHING'S IN THE AIR.
IT'S A LITTLE ELECTRIC.
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[ THUNDERCLAP ]
MAYBE IT'S THE LIGHTNING
OFF THE COAST,
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BUT THERE'S JUST
SOMETHING BUZZIN',
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AND YOU CAN JUST FEEL IT.
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[ THUNDERCLAP ]
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♪
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Tenley: OH. I SEE A BLONDIE.
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Woman: WHAT?
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
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♪
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[ GASPS ] IT'S CLARE BEAR!
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Woman: OH, CLARE'S HERE.
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YES!
WHO DO I HEAR?
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[ LAUGHS ]
YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I MISSED YOU, TOO!
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OH, GOD.
Jillian: NOW THAT CLARE'S HERE,
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IT BECOMES MORE APPARENT THAT
SOMEONE IS GOING TO GO
SHE MAY TAKE SOMEONE THAT WAS
ORIGINALLY INTERESTED IN ME...
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HI. I'M JARED.
I'M CLARE.
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VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, CLARE.
NICE NICE TO MEET YOU, JARED.
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Clare: FIRST IMPRESSION --
I MEAN, THEY'RE ALL ATTRACTIVE.
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BUT JARED IS JUST VERY CHISELED.
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HE'S SURPRISINGLY
REALLY HANDSOME.
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I JUST THINK THIS TIME
IS GONNA BE AMAZING
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AND INCREDIBLE.
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HEY, HAS NO ONE NOTICED
THAT SHE CAME WITH A DATE CARD?
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Mikey: OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
SHOULD I READ IT?
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CAN I READ IT?
YES, PLEASE.
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"CLARE, WELCOME BACK
TO PARADISE.
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CHOOSE A MAN TO TAKE
ON YOUR FIRST DATE."
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I HAVE TO PICK A GUY
TO GO WITH ME ON A DATE.
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SO RIGHT AWAY,
I SIT DOWN WITH THE GIRLS
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AND HAVE A LITTLE POWWOW.
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SO WHO HAS, LIKE, COUPLED UP?
LIKE, WHAT'S THE SCOOP?
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Tenley: SO JADE AND TANNER
ARE ON A DATE.
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OKAY.
I HAVEN'T -- I HAVEN'T PICKED --
I HAVEN'T PICKED ONE OUT.
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YOU? ANYBODY? ANYBODY?
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I-I DO DIBS JARED.
I DID JARED.
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Clare: JARED. OKAY.
YOU GOT...
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I MEAN, I'VE BEEN, LIKE,
HANGING OUT WITH KIRK.
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OKAY.
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HAVING HAD THE GIRLS
ALREADY PUT DIBS ON THE GUYS
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DOES MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR ME
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BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANNA
STEP ON ANY TOES.
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I THINK DAN WOULD'VE BEEN
AMAZING FOR YOU TO MEET.
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HE LOOKS LIKE HUGH JACKMAN.
THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
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NICE.
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SO I'M EXCITED TO MEET DAN COX.
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MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE HIM
ON THE DATE.
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[ VAN DOOR OPENS ]
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Dan: ASHLEY HADN'T BEEN
FEELING WELL ALL DAY,
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SO I JUST DECIDED TO JUMP IN
THE AMBULANCE WITH HER
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AND GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
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I DEFINITELY DIDN'T THINK
MY FIRST DATE IN PARADISE
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WOULD BE IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM,
BUT, UH, I'M GLAD IT WAS.
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OH, MY GOSH.
IT'S LIKE MY BIRTHDAY.
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FRENCH FRIES.
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HI!
HI!
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I'M ASHLEY.
I'M CLARE.
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HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. I HEARD
YOU WEREN'T FEELING GOOD.
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ARE YOU DOING OKAY?
YEAH, I'M SO MUCH BETTER.
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GOOD.
GUYS, HE'S SO GREAT.
HE GOT AN I.V. WITH ME, YEAH.
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I'M CLARE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
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SO WE HAD A REALLY CUTE DATE
IN THE HOSPITAL.
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YOU GUYS SEE THERE'S FRIES?
THERE'S FRIES.
I SEE THAT NOW.
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Clare: DAN IS OBVIOUSLY
A REALLY HANDSOME GUY.
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BUT IT IS DEFINITELY
DISAPPOINTING
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THAT HE'S ALREADY
ATTACHED TO ASHLEY.
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THAT'S DEFINITELY A BUMMER.
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EVERYBODY'S TOTALLY PAIRED UP.
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Mikey: DEFINE "EVERYBODY."
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KIRK AND CARLY,
AND, LIKE, THEM TWO.
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DAN AND -- YEAH, LIKE,
HE'S DEFINITELY --
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LIKE, HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL
WITH HER AND STUFF.
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SO, LIKE, THAT'S -- YEAH.
YEAH.
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I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA
LOSE YOU TODAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
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DAN'S OUT OF THE PICTURE.
JARED'S OUT OF THE PICTURE.
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JONATHAN AND JUELIA
ARE TOGETHER.
[ THUNDERCLAP ]
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CARLY AND KIRK ARE JUST, LIKE,
MARRIED ALREADY.
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SO I GUESS I'M STUCK
WITH MIKEY AND J.J.
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[ THUNDERCLAP ]
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♪
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HEY.
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I HAVE A DATE CARD,
AND I HAVE TO GO TOMORROW.
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WHO AM I GONNA ASK?
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IF PEOPLE ARE ALREADY,
LIKE, PAIRING UP,
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I CERTAINLY DON'T WANNA,
LIKE, IMPEDE ON THAT.
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OR IF, YOU KNOW, THIS GUY'S
TALKING TO THIS GIRL,
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AND THIS GIRL LIKES THIS GUY,
AND THIS GUY LIKES THIS GIRL,
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BUT HE WENT OUT
WITH HER ALREADY,
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BUT HE'S YOUNG,
BUT HE'S OLDER,
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BUT HE WANTS TO GO OUT
WITH HIM...
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I DON'T LIKE THAT I HAVE
THE DATE CARD.
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OKAY, I THINK I'M GONNA
PUT NAMES IN A HAT.
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BOOM! WHO WANTS TO COME?
OH, YOU DO? WHAT?
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LIKE, I WISH I CAN
JUST TAKE A PICTURE
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OF WHAT MY EYES ARE SEEING
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TO EMULATE, LIKE,
WHAT YOU'RE SEEING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW...
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[ Shrill voice ]
I DON'T KNOW WHY
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A GUY DOESN'T WANNA GO
ON A DATE WITH ME!
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♪
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Jade: I WONDER HOW
CLARE'S FEELING THIS MORNING.
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SHE'S GOTTA ASK
SOMEBODY TODAY.
YEAH.
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I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN THERE,
SO...
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BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHO SHE'S GONNA ASK.
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I MEAN, MIKEY LIKES HER.
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GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN!
GOOD MORNING!
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HELLO.
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OH, MY GOD, DON'T ASK --
I KNOW. I CAN'T...
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DON'T ASK TANNER.
I'LL DIE.
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Tenley: GOOD MORNING, GUYS.
THANK YOU.
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ALTHOUGH IT'S REALLY NICE
TO HAVE A DATE CARD,
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IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE
TO HAVE TO DECIDE
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WHO I WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH.
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HEY, Y'ALL.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE?
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I FEEL LIKE I CREEP
ON PEOPLE'S...CONVOS.
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I FEEL LIKE
I CREEP ON PEOPLE'S...
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"RELASHIES,"
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COURTSHIPS, IF WE MAY,
GOING ON.
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AND THEY'RE, LIKE, TALKING
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AND, LIKE,
GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
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AND I'M LIKE...
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
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IT'S EMBARRASSING.
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♪
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YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK?
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SURE.
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ALL RIGHT.
SURE.
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I'M GONNA SIT HERE.
[ LAUGHS ] SEE YA.
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WELL, SEE YA LATER.
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LET'S GO.
LET'S GO OUT ON THE BEACH.
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OKAY.
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MIKEY IS THE ONLY GUY THAT HAS
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GIVEN ME ANY KIND OF SIGNAL
THAT HE'S INTERESTED IN ME.
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BUT I'M TYPICALLY NOT ATTRACTED
TO BIG BEEFHEARTS LIKE MIKEY.
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AND...I WOULDN'T PICK A GUY
LIKE MIKEY TO GO ON A DATE WITH.
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BLESS HIS HEART, THOUGH.
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I KNOW YOU WERE SAYING THAT
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YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH THE DATE CARD.
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YEAH.
LIKE, CHOOSING SOMEONE.
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OBVIOUSLY, IT'S YOUR CHOICE,
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BUT I WOULD LOVE TO GO
ON A DATE WITH YOU.
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LIKE, I -- THAT WOULD BE,
LIKE, PERFECT FOR ME. I...
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IT'D BE, LIKE, AWESOME.
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YOU KNOW?
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YEAH.
I -- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
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UM...
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[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
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I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU
ON THE DATE.
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HONESTLY, THIS IS KINDA LIKE
A...CONFESSION I HAVE.
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BUT I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF HAD
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A FIFTH GRADE SCHOOLBOY CRUSH
ON YOU, SO...
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REALLY?!
ALWAYS.
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THAT'S DEFINITELY
AN ATTRACTIVE QUALITY IN A MAN,
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WHEN HE STEPS UP
AND TAKES THE INITIATIVE.
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AND ALTHOUGH I MAY NOT HAVE GONE
FOR MIKEY AT FIRST,
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I REALLY DO THINK IT WAS
REALLY COOL OF HIM TO STEP UP.
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ARE YOU IN -- ARE YOU --
ARE YOU GONNA --
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I'M OUT TODAY.
WE'RE GOING ON A DATE, SO...
OH, YOU ARE?
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YEAH.
MIKEY ASKED ME ON A DATE.
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OH. WAIT.
IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS?
[ LAUGHS ]
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Clare:
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
I...YEAH, APPARENTLY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪
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ARE YOU AFRAID OF ANYTHING?
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LIKE HEIGHTS OR WATER OR...
ANYTHING?
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[ SIGHS ] NOT REALLY.
NO, I WOULDN'T SAY SO.
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MIKEY AND I ARRIVE
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AT THE IMANTA RESORT
HERE IN MEXICO.
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AND IT IS ONE OF
THE MOST BREATHTAKING,
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BEAUTIFUL PLACES
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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WE'RE KIND OF STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE
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OF THIS GORGEOUS JUNGLE
RIGHT ALONG THE OCEAN,
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AND IT'S JUST
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
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♪
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I'LL -- I'LL PROBABLY
BE SCARED DEEP DOWN,
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BUT I'LL MAKE SURE
THAT YOU'RE GOOD.
OKAY.
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I WOULD LOVE TO GO
ON A ZIP-LINE
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OR MAYBE IN A SHARK TANK
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OR RIDE ON DINOSAURS' BACKS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS LOOKS COOL.
222
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YEAH.
223
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[ Singsongy ] BRING ON
THE ADVENTURE! I CAN'T WAIT!
224
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WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
225
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♪
226
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THIS IS AWKWARD. WHAT AM I --
WHAT DID WE WALK IN ON?
227
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[ LAUGHS ]
ARE THEY CONNECTED?
228
00:09:00,889 --> 00:09:02,691
I DON'T THINK I CAN CONTORT
LIKE THAT.
229
00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:04,258
I'M JUST THROWING THAT
OUT THERE.
230
00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:06,010
HELLO THERE.
NAMASTE.
231
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[ LAUGHS ]
232
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THIS IS COOL.
233
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Man: NAMASTE, GUYS.
234
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,501
WELCOME TO
THIS BEAUTIFUL TREE HOUSE.
235
00:09:13,535 --> 00:09:15,069
I AM SALVADOR.
236
00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:16,737
AND I AM EVA.
237
00:09:16,772 --> 00:09:18,406
WE ARE GOING THROUGH
SOME PARTNERS YOGA
238
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THAT WE ARE SURE
239
00:09:19,908 --> 00:09:23,845
IS GONNA HELP YOU TO GET YOU
CLOSER TOGETHER AS A COUPLE.
240
00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:26,531
WE'RE GONNA FOCUS MAINLY
IN FOUR CHAKRAS,
241
00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,433
WHICH IS COMMUNICATION,
242
00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,201
UH, HEART,
COMPASSION AND LOVE,
243
00:09:30,235 --> 00:09:32,887
EMOTIONAL PART,
244
00:09:32,921 --> 00:09:34,989
AND THE SEXUAL PART
AND REPRODUCTION.
245
00:09:35,024 --> 00:09:37,558
♪
246
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AWESOME.
SO YOU GUYS READY?
247
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YES. [ LAUGHS ]
YES. [ LAUGHS ]
248
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SO PLEASE GET CHANGED
AND JOIN US HERE.
249
00:09:42,631 --> 00:09:43,998
OKAY, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
250
00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:45,483
YEAH.
251
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:49,620
SEXUAL PART. [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
252
00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,790
I'M ALL ABOUT DOING YOGA,
253
00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,942
BUT TANTRIC YOGA
ON A FIRST DATE?
254
00:09:53,976 --> 00:09:56,510
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M LOOKING TO DO.
255
00:09:56,545 --> 00:09:59,981
AND ALL I KEEP THINKING OF IS,
256
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,184
I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO
RUB PRIV-IES WITH MIKEY
257
00:10:03,218 --> 00:10:04,652
ON OUR FIRST DATE.
258
00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:05,970
YES!
[ SALVADOR CHUCKLES ]
259
00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:08,806
[ High-pitched voice ]
THIS IS SO AWKWARD! [ SQUEALS ]
260
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,208
FORWARD BENDING.
FOLD OVER.
261
00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:13,961
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE TRYING TO REACH
YOUR PARTNER'S HANDS.
262
00:10:13,996 --> 00:10:16,164
OUR BUTTS ARE TOO BIG.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
263
00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,832
CLARE AND I BOTH HAVE, UH,
VOLUPTUOUS BEHINDS,
264
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,233
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
265
00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:20,635
CLARE, PULL HARD.
266
00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:22,237
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
267
00:10:22,271 --> 00:10:23,938
OH!
268
00:10:23,973 --> 00:10:25,623
Mikey: IT WAS, UH...
ATTRACTIVE, TOO.
269
00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:26,924
I MEAN, IT'S JUST...
270
00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:29,760
TO TOUCH YOUR BODY PARTS
LIKE THAT RIGHT OFF THE BAT
271
00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:31,996
IS, UH, IS COOL. LOT OF FUN.
272
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:35,316
ALL RIGHT.
GO DOWN SLOWLY,
TAKING SOME PRESSURE.
273
00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:36,550
OH, BOY. OH!
274
00:10:36,585 --> 00:10:39,120
WHOA! [ LAUGHING ]
275
00:10:40,956 --> 00:10:42,790
THERE -- THERE IS NO BETTER
PARTNER I COULD'VE HAD
276
00:10:42,824 --> 00:10:44,024
THAN CLARE FOR PARTNER YOGA.
277
00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:45,342
LEGS DOWN. OKAY.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
278
00:10:45,377 --> 00:10:49,214
Mikey: I FEEL GREAT, FORTUNATE,
LUCKY, ALL OF THE ABOVE
279
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:52,016
TO BE GETTING TO KNOW CLARE
IN THAT TYPE OF WAY.
280
00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:53,702
Salvador:
HIPS A LITTLE FORWARD.
[ LAUGHS ]
281
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,870
[ LAUGHS ]
PRESS EACH OTHER'S HIPS.
282
00:10:55,904 --> 00:10:59,574
IT WAS A TURN-ON.
IT WAS -- IT WAS STEAMY.
283
00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:02,810
I FELT EVERYTHING, SO...
[ LAUGHS ]
284
00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,478
EVERYTHING FEELS GOOD ON CLARE.
EVERYTHING.
285
00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:05,730
YOU'RE ALREADY SWEATING.
286
00:11:05,764 --> 00:11:06,731
OH, I'M DRIPPING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
287
00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:08,199
IT'S GETTING HOT HERE.
288
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,768
♪
289
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:11,402
FORGET THE ADVENTURE.
I'D RATHER BE...
290
00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:15,256
LAYING AROUND SWEATY WITH CLARE
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, SO...
291
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:17,124
[ LAUGHS ]
292
00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:20,095
Salvador: AND JUST GO
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER.
293
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,695
Mikey: MY FAVORITE POSITION
WAS DOWNWARD CLARE.
294
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,164
AND, UH, HOPEFULLY, UH,
295
00:11:23,198 --> 00:11:26,084
ONE DAY, EVENTUALLY, I'LL GET
TO EXPERIENCE THAT FIRSTHAND
296
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:30,054
INSTEAD OF IN FRONT OF
ALL YOU PEOPLE. [ CHUCKLES ]
297
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,456
♪
298
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,342
IS IT GOOD?
WHOO!
299
00:11:34,376 --> 00:11:37,078
WHOO!
300
00:11:37,112 --> 00:11:40,882
TODAY MY ADVENTURE WAS THROUGH
CLARE'S SEXUAL CHAKRA,
301
00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:43,818
AND IT WAS AWESOME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
302
00:11:43,852 --> 00:11:44,952
YOU LOOK GREAT IN A BIKINI,
BY THE WAY.
303
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:45,603
YEAH, THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU DO.
304
00:11:45,637 --> 00:11:47,005
THANK YOU.
305
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,841
HONESTLY, I'M -- I'M, LIKE,
REALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.
306
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,142
I'M JUST GONNA PUT THAT
OUT THERE.
307
00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:53,211
I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING
THAT STUFF.
308
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,896
I-I WANT YOU TO KNOW, TOO,
THOUGH, WHERE I STAND.
309
00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:58,232
AND I HOPE I DON'T, LIKE...
310
00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:02,637
MAKE IT NOT CLEAR,
BUT I-I REALLY AM, LIKE...
311
00:12:02,671 --> 00:12:03,805
COMING IN HERE OPEN
TO THE SHOW...
312
00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,756
UH-HUH.
...AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
313
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,691
AND, YOU KNOW, LIKE...
YEAH.
314
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,160
...I DON'T WANT IT TO BE
315
00:12:09,194 --> 00:12:10,261
MORE THAN WHAT IT IS
RIGHT NOW FOR ME,
316
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,730
WHEN I'M STILL SAYING I HAVEN'T
EVEN TALKED TO SOME OF THE GUYS.
317
00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:14,182
RIGHT.
YOU KNOW?
318
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:16,417
GOOD.
319
00:12:16,451 --> 00:12:17,952
YEAH.
320
00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:19,487
I REALLY WANNA KISS YOU
RIGHT NOW.
321
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,455
NO! YOU -- NO! [ LAUGHS ]
322
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,089
WHY?
323
00:12:22,123 --> 00:12:23,424
BECAUSE I JUST GOT DONE
TELLING YOU...
324
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:25,026
SO?
325
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,043
...THAT I DON'T WANT YOU
TO THINK
326
00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:27,378
THAT I'M JUST HERE FOR THIS
RIGHT NOW.
SO, I MEAN --
327
00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:30,014
LIKE, I WANNA BE ABLE TO GO OUT
AND TEST MORE WATERS,
328
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,983
AND I DON'T WANNA LEAD YOU ON
TO THINK
329
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:33,267
THAT I'M JUST HERE
DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.
330
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:36,770
YEAH, I GUESS I, UH, NAILED IT
WITH CLARE AT LEAST BECAUSE, UH,
331
00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:39,173
TO KNOW THAT IT'S MUTUAL
332
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,875
AND, UH, SHE WOULD LIKE
TO GET TO KNOW ME MORE,
333
00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:43,011
IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
334
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,430
SO IT'S GETTING GOOD AND REAL
AT THE SAME TIME.
335
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,332
I HEAR YOU.
336
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,199
COMING UP...
337
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,935
[ ASHLEY S. LAUGHS ]
Dan: I'M FEELING GOOD
ABOUT ASHLEY.
338
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,703
I REALLY LIKE
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.
339
00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:53,988
YOU KNOW,
I THINK YOU HAVE --
340
00:12:54,022 --> 00:12:55,390
YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE FACE.
OKAY.
341
00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:56,357
[ LAUGHS ]
342
00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:58,525
I DON'T KNOW IF IT MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE A WOMAN OR A CHILD,
343
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,561
BUT I LIKE IT. [ LAUGHS ]
344
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,328
AND THEN...
345
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:05,100
Ashley I.: I'M SO STRESSED.
IT'S SO SCARY.
346
00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:06,116
[ Voice breaks ] I JUST FEEL
REALLY ABOUT MYSELF.
347
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:08,719
I HAVE TO REALLY TALK TO HIM
TONIGHT.
348
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,988
I'VE BEEN WEIRD
FOR A REASON.
349
00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:14,108
DUDE,
WHERE IS JARED GOING?
350
00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:14,742
ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME
RIGHT NOW?
351
00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:20,064
♪
352
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,602
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
353
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,204
AAH!
354
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,189
AAH!
355
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,591
OH!
356
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:31,826
WHOA!
LOOK AT YOU.
357
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,260
THAT WAS ACTUALLY
PRETTY AWESOME!
358
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:34,662
Woman: THAT WAS
ACTUALLY IMPRESSIVE.
359
00:13:34,696 --> 00:13:35,996
THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.
360
00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:39,550
Man: HEY!
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
361
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,886
Man: WOW.
YEAH, WHAT IS THE OCCASION?
YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP PURDY.
362
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:44,188
I'VE BEEN IN THE POOL, LIKE,
NONSTOP
363
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,123
THE WHOLE TIME
SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.
364
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,042
I FELT LIKE I JUST WANTED
TO GET DRESSED.
365
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,843
Tenley: THERE'S GOTTA BE
A DATE CARD COMING,
366
00:13:49,878 --> 00:13:52,646
AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
A DATE CARD.
367
00:13:52,681 --> 00:13:54,282
I WANNA GET SOME THINGS MOVING.
368
00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:56,650
I WANNA SEE WHAT COULD HAPPEN
HERE IN PARADISE.
369
00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:57,684
EVERYBODY!
370
00:13:57,719 --> 00:13:59,803
Men: OH!
371
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:00,704
Man: TANNER!
372
00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,372
WHAT?
373
00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:04,675
ASHLEY S.
374
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,644
[ LAUGHTER ]
375
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,262
WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?
376
00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:12,833
Tenley:
I'M FEELING PRETTY BUMMED
377
00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:15,103
THAT ASHLEY GETS A DATE CARD
378
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,904
WHEN SHE ALREADY HAS SOMETHING
GOING ON WITH DAN.
379
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,773
I REALLY COULD'VE USED
THIS DATE.
380
00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:20,491
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
381
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,927
♪
382
00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:25,529
[ MAN LAUGHS IN DISTANCE ]
383
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,416
♪
384
00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:33,688
THANK YOU.
385
00:14:33,722 --> 00:14:35,089
WANNA MAKE SURE -- HOLD ON.
386
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:37,024
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T FALL HERE.
387
00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:38,091
IT'S PROBABLY BEEN ABOUT,
LIKE, A YEAR
388
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:40,244
SINCE I'VE BEEN ON A REAL DATE
389
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,614
WITH SOMEBODY
WHO I REALLY, REALLY...
390
00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:44,682
REALLY LIKED A LOT.
391
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,451
SO...
392
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,169
SO THEN WHY...
393
00:14:48,203 --> 00:14:51,238
AFTER LAST NIGHT,
DID YOU DECIDE TO TAKE ME?
394
00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:54,041
I MEAN, I REALLY THINK
THAT WAS, LIKE,
395
00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:55,877
THE BEST FIRST DATE
I'VE EVER HAD.
EVER?
396
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:57,345
LIKE, LITERALLY EVER.
397
00:14:57,379 --> 00:15:02,132
MM.
BECAUSE IT WAS SO...RANDOM,
AND IT WAS SO, LIKE,
398
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,534
NOT EXPECTED AT ALL...
YEAH.
399
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:07,971
...THAT I JUST WAS LIKE,
I HAD -- I HAD A LOT OF FUN.
400
00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:08,556
WE BOTH WEREN'T PREPARED.
WE WERE SO HAPPY.
401
00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:12,026
LIKE, WE BOTH CAME HOME
JUST, LIKE, SO HAPPY. YOU KNOW?
402
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,361
DID YOU HAVE FUN?
I HAD A LOT OF FUN.
403
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:14,996
I HAD A GREAT TIME.
MORE FUN THAN YOU EXPECTED?
404
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:15,563
I -- WAY MORE FUN
THAN I EXPECTED.
405
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:16,630
OKAY.
406
00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:18,232
YEAH.
407
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,184
I REALLY -- I REALLY LIKE
YOUR SARCASM
408
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,852
AND I REALLY LIKE
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
409
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,988
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL,
410
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:25,956
LIKE,
A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE.
411
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,457
YOU KNOW,
AND YOU -- YOU HAVE --
412
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:29,776
YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE FACE.
OKAY. THANK YOU.
413
00:15:29,811 --> 00:15:31,145
I'M FEELING GOOD ABOUT ASHLEY.
414
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,647
I LIKE THAT,
IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME,
415
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,314
LIKE, SHE GETS ME,
416
00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:36,417
AND I KINDA GET HER,
SO IT'S -- IT'S GOOD.
417
00:15:36,451 --> 00:15:39,620
IF I HAD A ROSE TONIGHT,
RIGHT NOW I'D GIVE IT TO ASHLEY.
418
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:40,537
FOR SURE, NO QUESTION.
419
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:41,672
♪
420
00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:44,208
YEAH.
421
00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:45,609
[ DAN AND CLARE
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
422
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:49,029
♪
423
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,931
SHOULD WE GO OVER THERE?
424
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:53,200
I LIKE HIM.
425
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:55,035
[ As Jim Carrey's "Lloyd" ]
I LIKE HIM A LOT.
426
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,537
I REALLY DO. [ CHUCKLES ]
427
00:15:56,572 --> 00:15:59,306
♪
428
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:00,958
I WANNA CONTINUE THINGS
WITH DAN.
429
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,460
I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN HIM.
430
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,761
I DON'T KNOW IF HE MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE A WOMAN OR A CHILD,
431
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,531
BUT I LIKE IT. [ LAUGHS ]
432
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,418
♪
433
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:19,460
YOU HAVEN'T REALLY CONNECTED
WITH ANYONE I GUESS, NO?
434
00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:20,411
I'M BUMMED.
435
00:16:20,445 --> 00:16:22,179
ARE YA?
436
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,148
IT DOES KINDA --
TONIGHT KINDA SUCK.
437
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:25,382
LIKE, LOOKING AROUND
AND BE LIKE, OH, MY GOSH.
438
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:28,185
EVERYBODY'S, LIKE, TOUCHING
EACH OTHER'S KNEES AND STUFF,
439
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:30,338
AND THEY'VE DEFINITELY
COUPLED UP.
440
00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:34,442
TANNER WILL DEFINITELY
BE GIVING JADE A ROSE.
441
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:36,410
KIRK WILL DEFINITELY BE GIVING
CARLY A ROSE.
442
00:16:36,444 --> 00:16:39,347
I THINK THAT JONATHAN
WILL BE GIVING JUELIA A ROSE.
443
00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:42,099
MIKEY WILL BE GIVING CLARE
A ROSE.
444
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,900
DAN WILL BE GIVING ASHLEY S.
A ROSE.
445
00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:45,235
I NOTICED THAT JILLIAN AND J.J.
446
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,270
WERE SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER,
447
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:51,425
LOOKS TO ME LIKE J.J.'s GONNA
GIVE JILLIAN A ROSE.
448
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:55,163
AND I'M GONNA ASSUME JARED'S
GOING TO GIVE ASHLEY I.,
449
00:16:55,197 --> 00:16:58,332
WHICH COMES WITH LAUREN,
A ROSE.
450
00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,967
SO THERE'S NO ROSES LEFT
FOR TENLEY.
451
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,453
BUT THE TRUTH IS, LIKE,
452
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:05,356
I'M ATTRACTED TO SOME OF
THESE GUYS, AND, LIKE,
453
00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:09,376
I FEEL STUPID.
I'M OLDER THAN THIS PERSON.
454
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:11,279
OH, IT'S GOTTA BE JARED THEN.
YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
455
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,448
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THE AGE THING AT ALL.
456
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,716
IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF
A DIFFERENCE THAT -- THAT --
457
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:18,386
DON'T WANNA SCARE HIM AWAY
LIKE CRAZY COUGAR LADY.
458
00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:20,120
HA!
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD
SAY THAT ABOUT MYSELF.
459
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:21,605
I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD EVER...
460
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,173
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE --
YOU'RE NOT A COUGAR.
OKAY.
461
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,076
YOU'RE A YOUNG, HOT GIRL.
462
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,111
WELL, WHERE'S JARED GOING?
463
00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:28,795
MAYBE TO THE BATHROOM.
464
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:32,032
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE A WALK
ON THE BEACH.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
465
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:35,035
GO FOR IT, TENLEY.
466
00:17:35,069 --> 00:17:37,171
[ Singsongy ] HELLO!
Jared: WHAT UP?!
467
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:40,007
Ashley I.:
JARED IS THE HOT COMMODITY.
468
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:40,591
TENLEY TOOK HIM
FOR A LITTLE WALK
469
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,093
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE
ANYTHING WITH ANYONE.
470
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,463
WE CAN GO UP THERE.
471
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,331
WHERE?
THERE. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
IN THAT ROOM?
472
00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:49,116
I THINK THAT'S
THE ROSE CEREMONY ROOM.
473
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:52,453
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO CRAPPY.
474
00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:54,121
[ Voice breaking ] JUST FEEL
REALLY [BLEEP] ABOUT MYSELF.
475
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,590
I'M SO SUCKY. LIKE...ME.
476
00:17:59,427 --> 00:18:01,278
Lauren: ASHLEY, YOU'RE NOT.
I AM. [ SNIFFLES ]
477
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:04,181
I CAN'T EVER, LIKE...
[ SNIFFLES ]
478
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:05,583
[ Whispers ] I DON'T GET IT.
479
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,801
[ Voice breaks ] WHY HAS THIS
BEEN SO ROUGH FOR ME?
480
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,038
YOU WOULDN'T FEEL LIKE THIS
IF YOU WEREN'T SO CLAMMED UP
481
00:18:11,072 --> 00:18:13,440
EVERY TIME
YOU LIKE SOMEONE.
482
00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:14,842
I KNOW, AND I CAN'T HELP IT.
IT'S SO ANNOYING.
483
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,176
I CAN'T HELP IT.
484
00:18:16,211 --> 00:18:17,645
[ Crying ] I DON'T GET IT.
485
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,964
[ SNIFFLES ] I'VE HAD TO DEAL
WITH AN OLD LADY BEFORE,
486
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:22,132
AND IT'S REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
487
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,967
'CAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY
HOW IT IS.
488
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,603
I HATE IT. I HATE THEM MORE.
489
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,605
I HATE IT WHEN THEY'RE
WITH OLD LADIES MORE.
490
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:30,458
LIKE, MAYBE I SHOULD, LIKE,
TAKE SOME SHOTS OR SOMETHING.
491
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:33,560
I GUESS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT.
492
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:36,197
CAN YOU MAKE A COUPLE MORE
OF THOSE LEMON DROPS, PLEASE?
493
00:18:36,231 --> 00:18:38,433
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
$4.
494
00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:40,434
Ashley I.: I HAVE TO REALLY
TALK TO HIM TONIGHT
495
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:42,552
AND MAKE SURE THAT THIS IS
SOLIDIFIED.
496
00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:45,055
I THINK MY PLAN IS, HONESTLY,
TO GET DRUNK
497
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,223
AND, LIKE, GO OFF WITH HIM.
498
00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:48,091
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU. OH.
499
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:48,775
YOU GOT TWO
OR YOU GOT MORE?
500
00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:52,546
IF I HAVE TO -- IF I HAVE TO
HELP YOU THROW UP LATER...
501
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:55,482
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CLAIM
MY STAKE.
502
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,017
♪
503
00:18:57,051 --> 00:18:58,652
[ THUNDERCLAP ]
504
00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:06,127
[ THUNDERCLAP ]
505
00:19:06,161 --> 00:19:07,461
Lauren:
YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS.
506
00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:08,495
Ashley I.:
YEAH, I'M GONNA DO THIS.
507
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,830
IT'S THE ONLY...
IT'S IT. IT'S IT.
508
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:13,500
I'M SO NOT GETTING A ROSE,
SO IT'S ALL UP TO ASHLEY.
509
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,385
IT IS. IN THE BEGINNING
OF THE WEEK,
510
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,488
I THOUGHT IT WAS
ALL GONNA BE UP TO HER.
511
00:19:17,522 --> 00:19:19,590
SO THAT'S FUNNY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
512
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:22,393
SAY WHATEVER COMES TO YOUR MIND.
DON'T BE AWKWARD.
OKAY.
513
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,294
BE YOURSELF.
WHATEVER COMES TO YOUR SOUL.
514
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,596
YOU DON'T LIKE MYSELF.
YOU THINK I'M CORNY.
515
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,515
YOU ARE CORNY AS HELL,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
516
00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,250
I THINK HE'S AWESOME.
I THINK HE'S FUNNY.
517
00:19:29,284 --> 00:19:31,318
I LOVE HIS SCORPIO VIBE.
I KNOW.
518
00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:34,104
I NEED TO TRY. I NEED
TO MAKE A MOVE, I GUESS,
519
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,806
'CAUSE HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.
520
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,476
TENLEY?
521
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,744
CAN I STEAL JARED
FOR A SECOND?
522
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:40,844
OH, OF COURSE.
523
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:44,948
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE BEING IN
"THE BACHELOR" WOULD BE LIKE...
524
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:45,666
MY COMFORT ZONE.
YEAH.
525
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,035
YOU KNOW, I WAS LIKE,
"WELL, I MISS STEALING PEOPLE."
526
00:19:48,069 --> 00:19:49,136
YEAH.
OH, GO FOR IT.
527
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,771
YEAH. OKAY. THANK YOU.
528
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,072
Ashley I.: ALL THE GIRLS ARE
INTERESTED IN JARED,
529
00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:53,774
BUT HE'S KIND OF MINE,
530
00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:57,561
AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE
A 26-YEAR-OLD TO HER.
531
00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:58,295
[ Voice breaking ]
AND HE'S JUST AWKWARD.
532
00:19:58,329 --> 00:20:01,798
LIKE, OKAY, I GET IT. AAH!
533
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,935
THERE'S NO GUYS THAT
I'M FEELING A SPARK WITH.
534
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,787
LIKE...
Clare: I MEAN...
535
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:10,324
OR THAT ARE SPARKING
WITH ME. NO, BUT I'M --
536
00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:12,125
AT THIS MOMENT, YOU HAVE A ROSE,
YOU HAVE A ROSE.
537
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,044
EVERYBODY ELSE HAS A ROSE
BUT ME.
538
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,312
AND -- AND -- AND I'M NOT --
539
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,680
I'M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF
HAVE A ROSE.
540
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,748
I DON'T WANNA MAKE IT HAPPEN
FOR ME.
541
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,483
Both: YEAH.
542
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,419
SO I THINK YOU KNOW
MORE THAN ME, THAN ANYONE.
543
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,986
'CAUSE, LIKE, THINGS HAPPEN
LAST MINUTE.
544
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,287
THINGS TOTALLY CHANGE UP.
545
00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:25,789
I KNOW, BUT I DON'T WANNA
WORK FOR IT.
546
00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:27,842
OKAY, WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA SAY
THAT I FEEL LIKE
547
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:31,344
I'VE BEEN SO AWKWARD
SINCE WE CAME HOME LAST WEEK --
548
00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,347
LAST NIGHT.
LAST WEEK.
549
00:20:33,381 --> 00:20:35,399
LAST WEEK. YOU KNOW,
IT FEELS LIKE A WEEK AGO.
550
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,700
SO FAR AWAY. NO, YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN AWKWARD AT ALL.
551
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,569
YEAH, NO, JUST LIKE,
YOU'RE SO FRIGGIN' CUTE.
552
00:20:38,603 --> 00:20:40,170
I'LL CLAM UP.
LIKE, I CLAM UP IMMEDIATELY.
553
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:41,872
NO.
LIKE...YES.
554
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:45,175
WE HAD A REALLY FUN DAY.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
OKAY.
555
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,294
DEFINITELY A GOOD DATE.
556
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:48,863
A GOOD WAY TO START OFF
PARADISE. AND...
557
00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:50,698
OKAY, GOOD.
558
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:53,266
BUT I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT
OTHER GIRLS, LIKE...
559
00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:55,152
STEALING YOU AWAY.
560
00:20:55,186 --> 00:20:58,522
[ SCOFFS ]
FOR SURE.
561
00:20:58,556 --> 00:21:01,358
LISTEN, I MEAN, I HAVE --
HERE'S THE THING.
562
00:21:01,392 --> 00:21:03,360
IT'S TOUGH BEING IN A HOUSE
WITH, LIKE...
563
00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:05,229
HOWEVER MANY GIRLS
AND HOWEVER MANY GUYS.
564
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,613
AND LIKE...
I MEAN, THE THING IS,
565
00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:07,781
AND YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
566
00:21:07,816 --> 00:21:10,584
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO
JUST SET MY MIND IN RIGHT NOW
567
00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:12,519
AND JUST KINDA TAKE IT SLOW
AND TAKE IT EASY
568
00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:14,372
AND JUST SEE
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS.
569
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,873
YEAH. OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
570
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,709
OKAY.
UM...
571
00:21:18,743 --> 00:21:23,613
HE BASICALLY TOLD ME
THAT HE'S OPEN TO ANYONE HERE.
572
00:21:23,648 --> 00:21:27,801
AND, UM...
[ Singsongy ] AWKWARD.
573
00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:32,740
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DID
HE SAY? YOU HAVE TO TELL ME.
574
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,328
OH.
575
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,764
SO I GUESS...
576
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:43,867
YOU'RE NOT GETTING A ROSE,
AND WE GET TO GO HOME?
577
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:46,553
LAUREN, SHUT UP.
578
00:21:46,588 --> 00:21:48,889
SHOULD I GO BACK OVER THERE,
LIKE...
579
00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:51,492
NO.
580
00:21:51,494 --> 00:21:55,679
SO NOW IT'S JUST BETWEEN
ME AND TENLEY, YOU THINK?
581
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,848
YOU'RE JUST AWKWARD
WHEN IT COMES TO BOYS.
582
00:21:57,882 --> 00:21:59,483
I KNOW.
583
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:00,117
AND THEY CAN'T SEE
PAST THAT, MAYBE.
584
00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:01,652
[ SCOFFS ]
585
00:22:01,686 --> 00:22:05,155
OR MAYBE I CAN'T SEE PAST IT
WHEN I'M SEEING YOU FLIRT.
586
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:08,308
[ SNIFFLES ] THIS SUCKS.
587
00:22:08,343 --> 00:22:12,145
I'LL JUST GO HOME
AND THEN DIE ALONE.
588
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:14,731
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN.
589
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,200
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
NOT GONNA DO THAT.
590
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,402
ASHLEY DESERVES A MAN
591
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:22,372
WHO IS GOING TO TREAT HER
LIKE A WOMAN,
592
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,574
WHO IS GONNA TREAT HER
LIKE A PRINCESS,
593
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,727
WHO IS GONNA
PICK HER OVER...
594
00:22:26,761 --> 00:22:30,363
ANY OF THE OTHER LITTLE GIRLS
WITH ALL THE FAKE BOOBIES...
595
00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:32,533
[ LAUGHS ]
...RUNNING AROUND.
596
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:34,684
JUST EVERYONE'S
FAKE BOOBIES CENTRAL.
597
00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:36,754
IS IT? I THINK THERE'S
ONLY TWO SETS.
598
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,121
THERE'S JUELIA, THERE'S JADE,
AND THERE'S --
599
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,724
OH. DO YOU THINK JUELIA'S
ARE FAKE?
NO, THEY ARE FAKE.
600
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,392
DID SHE TELL YOU?
YEAH. THEY'RE SALINE.
601
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,561
OH. [ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
602
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,146
I'LL JUST THINK ABOUT
HOW IT FEELS.
603
00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:47,214
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
604
00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:51,352
THIS IS NICE.
605
00:22:51,386 --> 00:22:52,819
YOUR BOOBS ARE SO RED,
ASHLEY.
606
00:22:52,853 --> 00:22:54,772
REALLY?
607
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,708
THEY DON'T SEEM
THAT RED TO ME NOW.
COMPARE 'EM.
608
00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:01,845
THAT'S MY NIPPLE.
609
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,915
♪
610
00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:05,733
COMING UP...
611
00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:09,370
Tenley: I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE
J.J.'s ROSE IS THE ONE
612
00:23:09,404 --> 00:23:10,871
THAT'S UP FOR GRABS.
613
00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:15,559
I'M CALLING OFF THE HOUNDS.
THE HUNT STOPS TONIGHT FOR ME.
614
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,694
Jillian: ASHLEY I. AND TENLEY
SHOULD BE SCARED.
615
00:23:17,728 --> 00:23:19,029
SHOULD I JUST COME ON TO YOU
REALLY STRONG?
616
00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:21,398
HELL, YEAH.
617
00:23:21,432 --> 00:23:23,400
ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME
RIGHT NOW?
618
00:23:23,434 --> 00:23:25,919
NO. NOT READY.
I WON'T BE ABLE TO.
619
00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:31,458
THIS IS THE PALM OF MY HAND,
AND THIS IS J.J.
620
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,059
[ Whispers ] GIVE ME THAT ROSE.
621
00:23:35,263 --> 00:23:38,081
♪
622
00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:44,755
SO IT'S WEEK ONE IN PARADISE,
AND TONIGHT IS
623
00:23:44,789 --> 00:23:47,607
THE FIRST COCKTAIL PARTY
AND ROSE CEREMONY,
624
00:23:47,641 --> 00:23:51,845
AND THE MEN HAVE THE POWER.
625
00:23:51,879 --> 00:23:53,747
THE GUYS ARE GIVING OUT
THE ROSES THIS WEEK,
626
00:23:53,782 --> 00:23:58,519
SO THAT MEANS THERE'LL BE
AT LEAST ONE GIRL GOING HOME.
627
00:23:58,553 --> 00:24:00,170
I REALLY DON'T WANNA BE
THAT GIRL.
628
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:04,474
SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT
WE ALL HAVE THE ROSES, RIGHT?
629
00:24:04,508 --> 00:24:06,343
YEAH. RIGHT.
EACH ONE OF US.
630
00:24:06,377 --> 00:24:07,661
THAT'S PRETTY BIG FOR US
TONIGHT.
631
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,697
YEAH,
LITTLE LESS NERVE-RACKING.
632
00:24:09,731 --> 00:24:10,363
WE'RE ALL THE BACHELOR
FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES.
633
00:24:10,398 --> 00:24:11,765
YEAH.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
634
00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:13,300
YEAH, I'M CALLING OFF
THE HOUNDS.
635
00:24:13,334 --> 00:24:15,302
THE HUNT STOPS TONIGHT
FOR ME.
636
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:17,605
[ LAUGHTER ]
637
00:24:17,607 --> 00:24:19,990
I'M RELISHING THE ROLE OF --
OF HAVING THE POWER,
638
00:24:20,024 --> 00:24:23,526
'CAUSE THE GIRLS NEED TO
STEP UP THEIR GAME.
639
00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:25,662
YOU KNOW, A SMALL GIFT,
640
00:24:25,696 --> 00:24:29,382
YOU KNOW, BESTOWED AT MY FEET
IS A GOOD START.
641
00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:30,083
'CAUSE THEY KNOW IT'S FLEETING,
642
00:24:30,117 --> 00:24:33,520
AND COME TOMORROW MORNING,
I LOSE ALL POWER ONCE AGAIN,
643
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,555
AND THE LIFE GOES BACK TO NORMAL
644
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:37,491
WITH THE WOMEN HAVING
ALL THE POWER.
645
00:24:37,526 --> 00:24:39,342
BUT FOR THIS ONE MOMENT
IN TIME,
646
00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:41,478
I LOVE IT.
647
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,313
LADIES!
YOU GIRLS LOOK NICE.
648
00:24:43,347 --> 00:24:44,348
HOW ARE YOU?
WELCOME.
649
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:45,482
HELLO, HELLO.
HI.
650
00:24:45,516 --> 00:24:47,133
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
651
00:24:47,168 --> 00:24:53,840
GOING INTO TONIGHT, I'M NERVOUS
BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE ONLY ONES
652
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,809
THAT'S NOT COUPLED UP
WITH SOMEBODY
653
00:24:55,844 --> 00:24:57,911
AND NOT FEELING
ANY ROMANTIC SPARKS.
654
00:24:57,946 --> 00:24:59,964
AND I'VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT OF HEARTACHE,
655
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:03,833
AND THE PATH THAT I'VE WALKED
HAS NOT BEEN EASY,
656
00:25:03,868 --> 00:25:05,568
BUT I KNOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE
TO FIND LOVE
657
00:25:05,603 --> 00:25:07,955
IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS.
658
00:25:07,957 --> 00:25:10,190
AND I WOULD BE PRETTY BUMMED
TO GO HOME TONIGHT.
659
00:25:10,224 --> 00:25:11,558
[ GASPS ]
HEY!
660
00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:13,827
HEY!
HEY! HEY, EVERYBODY.
661
00:25:13,861 --> 00:25:14,995
IT'S A FAMILIAR FACE.
THERE HE IS.
662
00:25:15,029 --> 00:25:18,064
I HOPE YOUR FIRST WEEK
IN PARADISE HAS BEEN A GOOD ONE.
663
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:22,552
I ALSO HOPE YOU'RE READY
FOR YOUR FIRST ROSE CEREMONY.
664
00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:25,189
GENTLEMEN,
YOU'RE HOLDING THE ROSES,
665
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,857
WHICH MEANS, LADIES,
666
00:25:26,891 --> 00:25:29,743
ONE OF YOU WILL
BE GOING HOME TONIGHT.
667
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,445
Ashley I.: THERE ARE NINE GIRLS,
SEVEN GUYS.
668
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,447
LAUREN AND I COUNT AS ONE.
669
00:25:34,482 --> 00:25:35,916
SO IF I DON'T GET A ROSE,
670
00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:37,283
THEN LAUREN'S NOT GETTING A ROSE
AND WE'RE BOTH LEAVING,
671
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:41,472
WHICH WOULD BE REALLY THE MOST
SHOCKING THING TO EVER HAPPEN.
672
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:42,172
IT LOOKS LIKE
THERE ARE ALREADY
673
00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:46,777
SOME PRETTY FIRM COUPLES,
RELATIONSHIPS BEING BUILT.
674
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,862
BUT A LOT CAN CHANGE
IN PARADISE.
675
00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:52,399
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP.
676
00:25:52,433 --> 00:25:55,602
SO...I'M GONNA
LEAVE YOU GUYS.
677
00:25:55,636 --> 00:25:57,470
USE YOUR TIME WISELY.
678
00:25:57,505 --> 00:25:58,972
THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU,
679
00:25:59,006 --> 00:26:00,090
IT WILL BE TIME
FOR THE ROSE CEREMONY.
680
00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:05,062
AGAIN, LADIES, AT LEAST ONE
OF YOU WILL BE GOING HOME.
681
00:26:08,082 --> 00:26:12,152
I FEEL LIKE J.J.'s ROSE IS
THE ONE THAT'S UP FOR GRABS.
682
00:26:12,186 --> 00:26:14,788
BUT I THINK IT'S KINDA BETWEEN
JILLIAN AND I...
683
00:26:14,822 --> 00:26:16,289
DO YOU WANNA
COME WITH ME, J.J.?
684
00:26:16,323 --> 00:26:18,291
SURE.
685
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:21,711
...AND SHE SEEMS VERY CONFIDENT
THAT SHE'S GETTING J.J.'s ROSE.
686
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,179
OH, WE'RE AT
THE HAND-HOLDING STAGE?
687
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:26,850
I DON'T KNOW. HONESTLY, MOSTLY
SO I DON'T FALL IF I'M NOT --
688
00:26:26,884 --> 00:26:28,969
OH. OKAY.
WELL, LET ME HOLD YOU UP.
689
00:26:29,003 --> 00:26:31,238
LAST NIGHT,
J.J. PROMISED ME HIS ROSE,
690
00:26:31,272 --> 00:26:33,040
AND THEN HE KISSED ME.
691
00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:37,845
SO I'M FEELING CONFIDENT TONIGHT
THAT I'M GONNA GET HIS ROSE.
692
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,829
JUST, OKAY, IT'S YOUR --
IT'S YOUR ROSE TONIGHT.
693
00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:40,864
SO SHOULD I JUST COME ON
TO YOU REALLY STRONG?
694
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:42,399
LIKE, IS THAT WHAT
I'M SUPPOSED TO DO?
695
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,400
HELL [BLEEP] YEAH.
696
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,202
[BLEEP] OFF.
697
00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:48,055
I MEAN, CLEARLY, J.J. --
AND I TOLD EVERYONE THIS --
698
00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:50,057
LIKE, IF I WOULD'VE GOT
THE DATE CARD YESTERDAY
699
00:26:50,091 --> 00:26:52,792
INSTEAD OF ASHLEY,
I WOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO YOU.
700
00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:54,661
I LIKE SPENDING MORE TIME
WITH YOU
701
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,363
THAN I DO WITH ANY PERSON HERE.
YEAH.
702
00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:57,164
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
703
00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:02,919
SO ARE YOU SMILING
BECAUSE YOU'RE FULLY CONFIDENT?
NO, I'M SMILING 'CAUSE --
704
00:27:02,953 --> 00:27:03,820
NO, I'M SMILING
'CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS
705
00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:05,856
A REALLY NICE THING
YOU SAID.
706
00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:09,742
THIS IS THE PALM OF MY HAND,
AND THIS IS J.J.
707
00:27:09,777 --> 00:27:12,445
[ Whispers ] GIVE ME THAT ROSE.
708
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,747
J.J.?
YES, PUT 'EM ON.
709
00:27:13,781 --> 00:27:14,781
CAN I -- CAN I PUT
MY LEGS ON YOU?
710
00:27:14,815 --> 00:27:16,816
YEAH, PLEASE. FINALLY.
711
00:27:16,851 --> 00:27:19,335
OH, MY GOODNESS,
THE WATER.
712
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:21,005
WELL, HEY!
HELLO.
713
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:21,571
NOW I'M LOOKING AT YOU
IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT WAY.
714
00:27:21,605 --> 00:27:23,607
[ GIGGLES ]
715
00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:24,207
Tenley:
I KNOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE
716
00:27:24,241 --> 00:27:29,830
TO FIND LOVE HERE IN PARADISE,
AND THE J.J. THAT'S...
717
00:27:29,864 --> 00:27:33,901
UNDERNEATH THERE IS SWEET,
AND HE'S ADORABLE.
718
00:27:33,935 --> 00:27:37,504
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
TO EXPLORE THIS AND...
719
00:27:37,538 --> 00:27:38,839
AND I'M NERVOUS. [ LAUGHS ]
720
00:27:38,873 --> 00:27:40,157
WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS?
SO WHAT --
721
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:43,159
WELL, BECAUSE I -- 'CAUSE I --
I FEEL LIKE I WAS LIKE,
722
00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:44,327
"I DON'T WANT A GUY TO BE
TOO PRESUMPTUOUS."
723
00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:48,615
BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE WORTH
SEEING IF THERE'S ANYTHING
724
00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:50,050
IF WE WERE TO KISS,
725
00:27:50,084 --> 00:27:53,453
AND I WANNA GIVE YOU PERMISSION
TO KISS ME IF YOU WANT TO.
726
00:27:53,487 --> 00:27:55,355
[ LAUGHS ]
727
00:27:55,389 --> 00:27:56,890
UM, I WOULD LOVE TO.
728
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:10,270
♪
729
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,975
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT GIRL IS,
730
00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:18,946
BUT I WANNA TRY HER OUT
MORE OFTEN.
731
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:20,563
I FREAKIN' KISSED J.J.
AND I ACTUALLY LIKED IT.
732
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:21,998
[ LAUGHS ] HOLD ON.
733
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,167
LIKE, THIS ALL TRANSPIRED
IN, LIKE, THE LAST 10 MINUTES.
734
00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:26,303
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN IN PARADISE. [ GIGGLES ]
735
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:31,024
AT THIS POINT, I REALLY WANT
TO STAY HERE IN PARADISE.
736
00:28:31,058 --> 00:28:34,628
I'M JUST EXCITED NOW.
LIKE, I'M JUST PROUD OF MYSELF,
737
00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:36,663
AND I'M HAPPY THAT...
738
00:28:36,697 --> 00:28:39,199
I ENJOYED MYSELF.
739
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,318
[ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOD.
YEAH, I'M SUCH A DORK.
740
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,220
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ALL PINK,
BUT NOT FROM A TAN.
741
00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:45,522
[ LAUGHS ]
742
00:28:45,556 --> 00:28:47,474
[ YAWNS ]
743
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,543
HOW DO I BE REALLY FLIRTY?
744
00:28:49,577 --> 00:28:53,146
TELL ME HOW TO BE REALLY FLIRTY
BUT NOT IN AN OBNOXIOUS WAY.
745
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:54,714
LAUREN'S NOT GETTING
A ROSE TONIGHT
746
00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:56,716
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TRY
THIS WEEK,
747
00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:59,152
SO IT'S ALL DEPENDENT ON ME.
748
00:28:59,186 --> 00:29:02,472
AND I WANT THE ROSE FROM JARED
SO BAD.
749
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:04,274
LIKE, REALLY, REALLY BAD.
750
00:29:04,308 --> 00:29:06,710
[ LAUGHS ]
751
00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:08,261
[ CHUCKLES ]
UM...
752
00:29:08,295 --> 00:29:10,697
MY HANDS ARE SUPER SWEATY
RIGHT NOW, BUT...
753
00:29:10,731 --> 00:29:12,899
NO, IT'S VERY NICE.
I LOVE THAT RING.
754
00:29:12,934 --> 00:29:14,968
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL RING.
ASHLEY, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
755
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,270
AND YOU'RE AWESOME,
AND YOU'RE A GREAT PERSON.
756
00:29:16,304 --> 00:29:18,171
AND YOU HAVE BEEN AWKWARD.
I KNOW YOU SAID THAT.
I HAVE BEEN.
757
00:29:18,206 --> 00:29:19,990
I'VE BEEN WAY MORE AWKWARD
THAN ANYBODY HERE.
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
758
00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:23,026
YOU -- I DON'T THINK YOU GIVE
YOURSELF ENOUGH CREDIT.
759
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:24,794
YOU'RE NOT AWKWARD.
OKAY, YEAH.
760
00:29:24,828 --> 00:29:26,062
LIKE, WE HAD A GREAT DATE
TOGETHER.
761
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:29,149
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT?
762
00:29:29,183 --> 00:29:30,584
YOU'RE CUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
763
00:29:30,618 --> 00:29:31,751
I JUST THINK YOU'RE CUTE.
764
00:29:31,786 --> 00:29:34,054
HOW SO?
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?
765
00:29:34,088 --> 00:29:35,855
YOUR WHOLE FACE
AND YOUR PERSONALITY.
766
00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:37,657
WELL, THANK YOU.
YEAH.
767
00:29:37,691 --> 00:29:41,712
AND...I THINK
YOU'RE AMAZING.
768
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:42,579
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.
769
00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:44,814
Ashley I.: I'M SO HAPPY THAT
I'M SITTING HERE WITH JARED
770
00:29:44,848 --> 00:29:46,917
BECAUSE HE'S SO CUTE.
771
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,768
YOU KNOW, WE HAD
A GREAT CONVERSATION,
772
00:29:48,803 --> 00:29:51,104
AND HE'S PRETTY PERFECT.
773
00:29:51,138 --> 00:29:54,107
THIS GUY IS EVERYTHING I WANT
ON PAPER,
774
00:29:54,141 --> 00:29:56,409
AND EVERYTHING I WANT
IN A FACE. [ LAUGHS ]
775
00:29:56,443 --> 00:29:59,396
I CAME HERE TO JUST MEET PEOPLE
AND HOPEFULLY FIND CONNECTIONS
776
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:02,365
AND, LIKE...YEAH, WHEN WE WERE
TALKING LAST NIGHT,
777
00:30:02,399 --> 00:30:03,933
IT WAS REALLY --
778
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,301
IT WAS JUST EASY,
WHICH IS GREAT.
779
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,187
LIKE, THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS
I REALLY LOOK FOR.
I FEEL THE SAME.
780
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:13,226
IS HE IN AN INTERVIEW
OR IS HE TALKING TO CLARE?
781
00:30:15,129 --> 00:30:17,397
ARE YOU [BLEEP] KIDDING ME
RIGHT NOW?
782
00:30:17,432 --> 00:30:19,649
LIKE, I'M HERE TO HOPEFULLY FIND
SOMEBODY I FALL IN LOVE WITH.
783
00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,384
YOU KNOW?
784
00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:22,952
SO SAY THE GIRL YOU'RE,
LIKE, INTERESTED IN
785
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:23,920
ALREADY HAS A ROSE...
YEAH.
786
00:30:23,954 --> 00:30:25,355
...WOULD YOU BE LIKE --
787
00:30:25,389 --> 00:30:27,907
LIKE, HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING,
SAY I WAS INTERESTED IN YOU.
788
00:30:27,941 --> 00:30:29,842
MM.
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
789
00:30:29,877 --> 00:30:32,011
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A ROSE
790
00:30:32,046 --> 00:30:33,913
BY THE TIME MY NAME IS CALLED
TO GIVE OUT A ROSE,
791
00:30:33,948 --> 00:30:36,282
MY ROSE IS GOING TO YOU,
792
00:30:36,316 --> 00:30:37,717
IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL
ANY MORE AT EASE.
793
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,352
ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
794
00:30:39,387 --> 00:30:40,570
I AM TELLING YOU THIS.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
795
00:30:40,604 --> 00:30:43,272
YEAH.
796
00:30:43,307 --> 00:30:46,709
♪
797
00:30:46,744 --> 00:30:47,527
[ CRIES ]
798
00:30:49,396 --> 00:30:51,398
NOT GETTING A ROSE TONIGHT
WOULD PERPETUATE THE FEELING
799
00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:56,569
THAT NO GUY IS EVER GONNA
LIKE ME BACK. SO THAT'S ALL.
800
00:30:56,603 --> 00:31:00,223
SO...
801
00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:01,991
IF I... HAPPEN TO GET
A DIFFERENT ROSE
802
00:31:02,025 --> 00:31:05,896
FROM SOMEBODY ELSE...
803
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:08,114
CAN WE STILL SPEND TIME
TOGETHER?
804
00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:12,018
I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND TIME
WITH YOU. YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
805
00:31:12,052 --> 00:31:15,421
Ashley I.: I'M DEFINITELY, LIKE,
A ONE-GUY WOMAN.
806
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:18,525
ONCE I'M FOCUSED ON YOU,
YOU'RE ALL I CAN SEE.
807
00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:24,814
SO MAYBE, LIKE, PARADISE,
ISN'T THE BEST SPOT
808
00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:27,467
FOR A PERSONALITY LIKE ME.
809
00:31:27,501 --> 00:31:28,101
[ GLASS CLINKING ]
810
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,660
♪
811
00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:38,227
Woman: HERE WE GO.
812
00:31:38,262 --> 00:31:41,130
Jillian: TONIGHT IS
THE FIRST ROSE CEREMONY.
813
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:41,698
THE BOYS WILL BE SENDING
ONE OF THE GIRLS HOME.
814
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:46,252
AND I'M REALLY CONFIDENT
THAT I'M GETTING J.J.'s ROSE,
815
00:31:46,286 --> 00:31:48,521
AND ASHLEY I. AND TENLEY
SHOULD BE SCARED.
816
00:31:48,556 --> 00:31:52,158
♪
817
00:31:52,193 --> 00:31:53,493
Tenley: GOING INTO
THIS ROSE CEREMONY RIGHT NOW,
818
00:31:53,527 --> 00:31:56,179
I DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE
A ROSE SECURED.
819
00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:59,149
AND I WOULD BE PRETTY BUMMED
TO GO HOME TONIGHT.
820
00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:03,370
BUT I'M FEELING LIKE
I'VE DONE WHAT I CAN
821
00:32:03,404 --> 00:32:07,307
TO LET IT BE KNOWN WHY I'M HERE
AND THAT I WANNA BE HERE.
822
00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:10,844
AND I'M JUST GONNA TRUST TO SEE
HOW IT ALL UNRAVELS.
823
00:32:10,878 --> 00:32:13,246
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
824
00:32:15,282 --> 00:32:19,035
WELCOME TO
YOUR FIRST ROSE CEREMONY
825
00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:20,671
HERE IN PARADISE.
826
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:24,490
THIS WEEK GOT OFF TO SUCH
AN INSPIRATIONAL START.
827
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:27,093
WE ALL GOT TO SEE
MARCUS AND LACY SAY THEIR VOWS
828
00:32:27,127 --> 00:32:29,328
AND BECOME HUSBAND AND WIFE.
829
00:32:29,363 --> 00:32:32,298
AND IT'S GOOD TO SEE
THAT THERE ARE ALREADY
830
00:32:32,332 --> 00:32:35,502
RELATIONSHIPS
BEING BUILT HERE AS WELL.
831
00:32:35,504 --> 00:32:38,087
GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE HANDING OUT
THE ROSES TONIGHT.
832
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,223
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
STEP FORWARD,
833
00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,392
OFFER A ROSE TO THE LADY
834
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:46,513
THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
STAY HERE IN PARADISE.
835
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:49,416
LADIES, IF YOU DO NOT
RECEIVE A ROSE TONIGHT,
836
00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:52,286
YOU'LL BE LEAVING PARADISE
FOREVER.
837
00:32:52,288 --> 00:32:54,954
I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.
AND IF YOU'RE ALL READY,
838
00:32:54,989 --> 00:32:56,306
LET'S GET STARTED.
839
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:58,674
TANNER.
840
00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:01,578
♪
841
00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:04,665
Jade: TANNER AND I HIT IT OFF
RIGHT AWAY.
842
00:33:04,699 --> 00:33:08,467
WE'VE JUST BEEN HANGING OUT.
WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE.
843
00:33:08,502 --> 00:33:11,571
AND IT IS THE FIRST WEEK,
BUT, UM, RIGHT NOW
844
00:33:11,605 --> 00:33:13,940
IT'S -- IT'S ONLY TANNER
THAT I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT.
845
00:33:13,974 --> 00:33:15,325
JADE.
846
00:33:18,395 --> 00:33:19,930
JADE, WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
847
00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:21,597
YES.
848
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:24,084
[ KISSES ]
849
00:33:24,118 --> 00:33:25,652
JADE AND TANNER --
FREAKING ADORABLE.
850
00:33:25,686 --> 00:33:28,254
KIRK.
851
00:33:28,288 --> 00:33:29,823
KIRK ACTUALLY GIVES ME
BUTTERFLIES.
852
00:33:29,857 --> 00:33:31,458
HE ACTUALLY DOES.
853
00:33:31,492 --> 00:33:32,993
AND IT DEFINITELY
TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF
854
00:33:33,027 --> 00:33:34,627
GOING INTO TONIGHT,
855
00:33:34,662 --> 00:33:36,913
FEELING LIKE I KNOW
I'M GONNA GET A ROSE.
856
00:33:36,947 --> 00:33:39,282
CARLY.
857
00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:41,051
THIS IS NOT A FEELING
I'VE EVER HAD. [ LAUGHS ]
858
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:44,037
THIS IS GREAT.
859
00:33:44,071 --> 00:33:45,171
WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
860
00:33:45,205 --> 00:33:46,639
YEAH.
EXCELLENT. THANK YOU.
861
00:33:46,674 --> 00:33:49,142
[ KISSES ]
862
00:33:49,176 --> 00:33:50,010
THIS SITUATION'S
INCREDIBLY HARD.
863
00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:51,578
ASHLEY S.
864
00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:53,946
I THINK I WAS REALLY EXCITED
TO SEE PEOPLE MATCHING UP
865
00:33:53,981 --> 00:33:54,748
AND BEING HAPPY FOR THEM,
866
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:59,102
KINDA LIKE "THE BACHELOR"
BIG SISTER HERE IN PARADISE.
867
00:33:59,136 --> 00:33:59,970
JUELIA, WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
868
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:01,304
ABSOLUTELY.
OKAY.
869
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:03,239
THANK YOU.
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
870
00:34:03,273 --> 00:34:06,225
AND THEN ONE DAY I WOKE UP
HERE IN PARADISE,
871
00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:08,494
AND EVERYBODY WAS
KIND OF MATCHED UP,
872
00:34:08,528 --> 00:34:10,563
AND THEN I WENT,
OH, MY GOODNESS. I'M NOT.
873
00:34:10,597 --> 00:34:11,698
MIKEY.
874
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,656
♪
875
00:34:21,725 --> 00:34:22,625
CLARE.
876
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,480
[ Whispers ] EXCUSE ME.
877
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,185
AS CLEAR AS I WAS TO MIKEY
878
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:35,388
ABOUT MY FEELINGS
TOWARDS HIM...
879
00:34:35,422 --> 00:34:38,007
CLARE, WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
YES.
880
00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,643
...I'M STILL NOT 100% CONVINCED
881
00:34:40,677 --> 00:34:43,630
THAT HE IS PICKING UP
WHAT I'M PUTTING DOWN.
882
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,764
JARED.
883
00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:48,568
♪
884
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,628
♪
885
00:35:03,817 --> 00:35:04,651
ASHLEY I.
886
00:35:09,122 --> 00:35:12,358
ASHLEY...AND LAUREN...
887
00:35:12,392 --> 00:35:15,128
WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE?
YES, THANK YOU.
888
00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:15,978
Ashley I.:
TODAY IS BY FAR THE BEST.
889
00:35:16,013 --> 00:35:19,482
I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER SEEN
A BOY SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY LIFE.
890
00:35:19,516 --> 00:35:23,669
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE
A WHOLE NEW WEEK WITH JARED.
891
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:26,539
♪
892
00:35:28,675 --> 00:35:29,842
LADIES,
893
00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:32,812
J.J.,
894
00:35:32,846 --> 00:35:35,181
IT'S THE FINAL ROSE TONIGHT.
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
895
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,900
NOT READY. I DON'T LIKE THIS.
896
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:39,503
♪
897
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,337
IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WANNA
SAY BEFORE THE ROSE,
898
00:35:41,371 --> 00:35:42,905
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO.
899
00:35:42,939 --> 00:35:47,861
NO. I WON'T BE ABLE TO.
900
00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,729
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
901
00:35:49,764 --> 00:35:52,966
♪
902
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,767
[ SIGHS ]
903
00:35:59,256 --> 00:36:00,356
I'M GOING TO GET HIS ROSE
TONIGHT...
904
00:36:00,391 --> 00:36:02,625
WHICH I THINK I DESERVE.
905
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,678
♪
906
00:36:05,713 --> 00:36:08,581
I'VE NEVER GONE HOME BEFORE...
[ CHUCKLES ]
907
00:36:08,615 --> 00:36:12,552
IN MY TIME ON "BACHELOR"
OR "BACHELOR PAD."
908
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:16,873
SO IT'S A LITTLE HUMBLING
TO BE IN THIS POSITION,
909
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:21,844
FEELING SO CLOSE TO GOING HOME
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
910
00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:24,898
♪
911
00:36:30,036 --> 00:36:31,938
TENLEY.
912
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,497
TENLEY, WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
913
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,833
YES. THANK YOU.
LOOK, A SMILE.
914
00:36:43,867 --> 00:36:45,018
THANK YOU.
915
00:36:45,052 --> 00:36:47,687
YOU'RE WELCOME.
916
00:36:51,158 --> 00:36:54,193
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
917
00:36:54,228 --> 00:36:56,379
JILLIAN, I'M SORRY.
918
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:58,714
TAKE A MOMENT.
SAY YOUR GOODBYES.
919
00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,584
♪
920
00:37:04,538 --> 00:37:06,539
Ashley S.: WE LOVE YOU.
921
00:37:06,573 --> 00:37:08,007
Woman: WE LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU SO MUCH, JILLIAN.
922
00:37:10,377 --> 00:37:14,347
Woman: LOVE YOU.
923
00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:17,099
J.J.: BYE, JILLIAN.
924
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:19,936
♪
925
00:37:28,596 --> 00:37:32,866
THANKS, JARED. THANKS!
OH, GROUP HUG. GROUP HUG.
926
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:36,335
♪
927
00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:37,386
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
THANK YOU.
928
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,454
AND I'M HAPPY THAT YOU GOT
THE ROSE.
929
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:41,457
Jillian: I'M PRETTY UPSET
930
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:42,691
THAT PARADISE
DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR ME.
931
00:37:42,726 --> 00:37:45,411
♪
932
00:37:45,445 --> 00:37:46,913
IT'S GONNA BE
A REALLY SUCKY TRIP HOME,
933
00:37:46,947 --> 00:37:49,449
JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN
THEY'RE HAVING
934
00:37:49,483 --> 00:37:52,885
AND THINKING ABOUT
NEW PEOPLE COMING,
935
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,888
PASSING ME ON MY PLANE RIDE
BACK TO AMERICA.
936
00:37:55,923 --> 00:37:58,775
♪
937
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:04,864
I REALLY HOPE I FIND LOVE
ONE DAY.
938
00:38:04,898 --> 00:38:08,234
I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING
AND A WONDERFUL FEELING.
939
00:38:08,268 --> 00:38:09,568
[ SNIFFLES, CLICKS TONGUE ]
940
00:38:09,603 --> 00:38:13,105
AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN LOVE.
941
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:16,726
♪
942
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,196
THIS SEASON
ON "BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
943
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:23,766
♪
944
00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:28,821
ALOHA, MEXICO! [ LAUGHS ]
945
00:38:32,626 --> 00:38:33,492
Man: I'M GONNA BE LIKE
"MR. STEAL YOUR GIRL."
946
00:38:33,527 --> 00:38:34,260
Woman: [ Crying ] I FEEL STUPID.
947
00:38:34,295 --> 00:38:36,462
AND...
948
00:38:36,496 --> 00:38:38,748
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
OH, MY GOD.
949
00:38:38,782 --> 00:38:42,285
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"
IS BACK...
950
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:43,752
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
951
00:38:43,787 --> 00:38:45,704
...WITH ALL THE LOVE...
YOU WANNA MAKE OUT?
952
00:38:45,739 --> 00:38:48,107
Woman: THE SEXUAL CHEMISTRY
IS, LIKE, CRAZY.
953
00:38:48,142 --> 00:38:49,709
ALL THE DRAMA...
954
00:38:49,743 --> 00:38:51,611
HE IS JUST GOING TO KEEP
CHEATING ON YOU!
955
00:38:51,645 --> 00:38:53,346
...AND OF COURSE...
[ SOBBING ]
956
00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:55,214
...ALL THE TEARS.
957
00:38:55,248 --> 00:38:57,399
[ SOBBING ]
958
00:38:57,434 --> 00:38:59,235
[ Crying ]
THIS IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE.
959
00:38:59,269 --> 00:39:01,137
WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS.
960
00:39:01,171 --> 00:39:05,358
[ THUNDERCLAP ]
961
00:39:05,392 --> 00:39:10,329
[ SNIFFLING LOUDLY ]
962
00:39:10,364 --> 00:39:12,431
[ HONKS ]
963
00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:13,499
[ CONTINUES SNIFFLING ]
964
00:39:13,534 --> 00:39:15,635
IT'S LIKE SO MANY BOOGERS,
965
00:39:15,669 --> 00:39:17,553
I CAN'T EVEN GET 'EM ALL OUT,
YOU KNOW?
966
00:39:17,587 --> 00:39:18,954
[ RESUMES SNIFFLING ]
967
00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:19,989
[ CHITTERS ]
968
00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,790
[ SQUAWKS ]
969
00:39:21,825 --> 00:39:26,746
Woman: I AM FEELING OPTIMISTIC
AND EXCITED.
970
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,781
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON MY DATE
WITH ME TONIGHT?
971
00:39:28,815 --> 00:39:30,349
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO.
THERE YOU GO.
972
00:39:30,384 --> 00:39:31,150
Woman: MEXICO IS AMAZING.
973
00:39:31,184 --> 00:39:32,986
WHOO!
974
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:34,720
Man: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
SHE'S SEXY. SHE'S FUNNY.
975
00:39:34,755 --> 00:39:37,540
I'M READY TO TAKE
A LEAP OF FAITH.
976
00:39:37,574 --> 00:39:40,042
[ SCREAMING AND LAUGHING ]
977
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:41,811
Woman: DOING ADVENTURES
WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE
978
00:39:41,845 --> 00:39:45,197
IS I THINK AT THE TOP
OF EVERYBODY'S BUCKET LIST.
979
00:39:45,231 --> 00:39:46,900
WHOO!
980
00:39:46,934 --> 00:39:47,600
Ashley S.:
HE'S KIND OF A PICTURE-PERFECT
981
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,534
KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.
982
00:39:48,568 --> 00:39:50,537
OH, MY GOODNESS.
983
00:39:50,571 --> 00:39:54,340
MY HEART IS AFRAID!
984
00:39:54,374 --> 00:39:55,208
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CHEERING ]
985
00:39:55,242 --> 00:39:58,895
Man: SOMETIMES WHEN YOU KISS
SOMEONE, IT FEELS RIGHT.
986
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,162
Woman: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW I GOT THIS LUCKY.
987
00:40:00,197 --> 00:40:01,864
[ CHEERING ]
988
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:05,317
AT THIS POINT, I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING REALLY
989
00:40:05,352 --> 00:40:07,420
WHAT ME AND HIM HAVE STARTED.
990
00:40:07,454 --> 00:40:10,589
Woman:
RIGHT NOW PARADISE IS AWESOME.
991
00:40:10,624 --> 00:40:13,226
Man: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT HERE.
992
00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:15,828
OH. [ GIGGLES ]
993
00:40:15,863 --> 00:40:17,747
Man: SHE MADE OUT WITH TWO GUYS
LAST NIGHT.
994
00:40:17,781 --> 00:40:20,416
Woman: SHE HAS THREE GUYS
GUNNING FOR HER.
995
00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:22,585
Woman: SHE'S A WHORE.
996
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:23,619
Man: THERE WERE THINGS
THAT HAPPENED.
997
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:25,137
Woman:
I DID NOT GIVE HIM A [BLEEP].
998
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:28,474
DON'T LIE TO MY FACE.
HE JUST TOTALLY LED ME ON.
999
00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:29,775
Woman: THIS GUY IS A SLEAZEBALL.
1000
00:40:29,810 --> 00:40:31,811
WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
1001
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:35,148
I WOULD LIKE A DATE WHICH WOULD
LEAD TO A FANTASY SUITE.
1002
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,100
AHH!
1003
00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:40,703
[ SOBBING ]
1004
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,237
Woman: WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN,
1005
00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:43,138
AND YOU COULD BE PREGNANT?
1006
00:40:43,173 --> 00:40:45,791
[ GASPS ]
1007
00:40:45,826 --> 00:40:47,326
Man: THIS IS MIND-BLOWING.
[ THUNDERCLAP ]
1008
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,694
[ GROANS ]
1009
00:40:48,728 --> 00:40:50,496
Man: I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH.
1010
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,764
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1011
00:40:51,798 --> 00:40:54,567
GET THE [BLEEP] UP HERE,
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF [BLEEP]!
1012
00:40:54,601 --> 00:40:56,368
[ CRYING ]
THIS IS CRAZY.
1013
00:40:56,403 --> 00:40:58,821
YOU'RE AN [BLEEP].
1014
00:40:58,856 --> 00:40:59,455
Man: AT THIS POINT,
I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP].
1015
00:40:59,489 --> 00:41:02,525
I'M THAT...MAD.
1016
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:03,425
OKAY, HOW DO YOU WANNA
SETTLE THIS?
1017
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,044
I WILL BREAK YOUR...JAW.
1018
00:41:05,078 --> 00:41:06,612
OH, MY GOD.
1019
00:41:06,646 --> 00:41:09,849
HOW AM I STOPPING YOU?
1020
00:41:09,883 --> 00:41:13,152
Woman: [ SOBBING ]
I WANNA GO HOME RIGHT NOW.
1021
00:41:13,187 --> 00:41:16,656
[ SOBBING ]
1022
00:41:16,690 --> 00:41:19,008
DON'T MISS
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"
1023
00:41:19,042 --> 00:41:20,676
EVERY SUNDAY AND MONDAY NIGHT
ON ABC.
1024
00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:25,498
Salvador: PLEASE LAY DOWN.
1025
00:41:25,532 --> 00:41:26,265
Mikey: THE FIRST THING WE DO
WHEN WE GET THERE
1026
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:27,700
IS WE LAY ON THE GROUND,
1027
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:28,568
THEN THE INSTRUCTOR HAS
SOME TYPE OF, UM,
1028
00:41:28,602 --> 00:41:31,854
I GUESS TESTING MECHANISM
TO DETERMINE OUR CHAKRAS.
1029
00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:34,290
Salvador: WE WILL START
WITH THE SEXUAL CHAKRA.
1030
00:41:34,324 --> 00:41:35,624
THE ENERGY IS FLOWING WELL.
1031
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:38,560
Mikey: THE THING WAS ABOUT TO,
LIKE, FLY OUT OF THE GUY'S HAND.
1032
00:41:38,595 --> 00:41:40,864
IT WAS SO IN LINE
AND, UH, CRAZY. [ LAUGHS ]
1033
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:42,031
VERY HEALTHY?
1034
00:41:42,065 --> 00:41:44,316
YEAH.
1035
00:41:44,351 --> 00:41:45,851
MY SEXUAL CHAKRA ALMOST BROKE
THE CRYSTAL.
1036
00:41:45,886 --> 00:41:52,441
THIS MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING
HARD ON THIS CHAKRA. [ LAUGHS ]
1037
00:41:52,476 --> 00:41:52,775
THIS IS PERFECT.
[ MIKEY LAUGHS ]
1038
00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:55,278
WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME
I HEARD THAT.
1039
00:41:55,312 --> 00:42:02,818
OH! [ LAUGHS ]