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TONIGHT ON
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
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Clare: SEEING JOE COME IN,
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IT'S ONE MORE OPPORTUNITY
TO FIND LOVE IN PARADISE.
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Man: ASHLEY I. IS IN LOVE
WITH JARED.
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IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
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Tenley: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
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SINCE I'VE FELT LIKE THIS
ON A DATE.
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Jared: TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
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JOE'S USING JUELIA
TO GET A ROSE.
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FOR JOE TO COME IN LIKE THAT
GIVES HIM
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EVEN A WORSE IMPRESSION
HERE IN PARADISE.
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[ CRYING ] HE'S JUST GOING
TO KEEP CHEATING ON YOU.
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[ Voice breaking ]
I KEEP CRYING
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'CAUSE I JUST SEE IT
SO CLEARLY.
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CLARE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON THIS DATE WITH ME?
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I WOULD LOVE TO GO
ON A DATE WITH YOU.
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[ SOBBING ] IT HURTS,
LIKE, REALLY BAD.
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Dan: LITERALLY,
YOU CAN JUST HEAR
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TWO PEOPLE JUST HEARTBROKEN.
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I AM ANGRY.
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I'M HERE TO EXPLORE.
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WELL, THEN EXPLORE. GO.
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Carly: EVERYTHING IS
FREAKING BOILING.
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LIKE, IT JUST...
[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]
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[ CRYING ] HE JUST...
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SHREDS ME A NEW ONE,
AND IT'S LIKE...
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WELL, IT'S BECAUSE HIS FEELINGS
ARE REALLY HURT.
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[ CRYING ] IT'S JUST KIND OF
HITTING ME NOW.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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[ CRYING ]
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IT ALL STARTS RIGHT NOW ON...
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♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ WE'RE KNOCKING
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
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♪ HOW COULD WE ASK FOR MORE? ♪
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♪ I SWEAR THAT I COULD
SEE FOREVER ♪
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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♪
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♪ I SWEAR THAT I COULD
SEE FOREVER ♪
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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AAH!
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♪
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Lauren: THANKS, JARED.
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THANKS.
OH, GROUP HUG. GROUP HUG.
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Jared: THAT WAS
AN INTERESTING ROSE CEREMONY.
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YOU KNOW, I TALKED TO CLARE,
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AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GIVING HER MY ROSE.
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AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
MIKEY GAVE HIS ROSE TO CLARE.
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AND SO IT WAS COOL 'CAUSE WHEN
I CALLED ASHLEY'S NAME,
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YOU COULD JUST SEE
A SIGH OF RELIEF,
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LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD
IS OFF HER SHOULDERS.
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AND SHE'S A GREAT GIRL,
AND LAUREN'S WONDERFUL, TOO,
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AND I REALLY WANT THEM BOTH
TO BE HAPPY.
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J.J.:
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
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I'M EXCITED.
[ CHUCKLES ] I'M HERE.
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I'M VERY CURIOUS TO SEE
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WHAT MORE COULD COME
OF THIS J.J. THING,
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BUT I'M ALSO EXCITED TO SEE
WHO ELSE MIGHT BE COMING.
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I AM GRATEFUL TO HAVE
ANOTHER WEEK AHEAD
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WITH ALL OF YOU.
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AND I ACTUALLY REALLY DO
BELIEVE IN THIS.
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I'VE EXPERIENCED
AN AMAZING FEELING
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IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS
BEFORE.
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AND SO, CHEERS TO HOPEFULLY
THAT BEING FOUND HERE.
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All: CHEERS.
[ GLASSES CLINK ]
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OBVIOUSLY TO US,
TOO, OF COURSE.
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[ CALLING ]
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ASHLEY, I'M GOING TO BED.
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Ashley I.:
LAUREN IS MISERABLE.
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LAUREN WANTS JOSHUA FROM
KAITLYN'S SEASON TO SHOW UP.
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AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
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SHE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PRETENDING
TO LIKE SOMEONE
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OR GIVE ANYONE A CHANCE,
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SO SHE DIDN'T TRY THIS WEEK.
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I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
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I HATE THIS.
I HATE -- I HATE IT.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF THING
THAT BOTHERS ME.
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IT BOTHERS ALL OF US,
REALLY
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THAT ASHLEY LEFT.
IT DOESN'T BOTHER JARED.
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Kirk: THEY'RE JUST, LIKE,
KIND OF SHOOTING THEMSELVES
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IN THE FOOT,
AND THEY STICK TOGETHER,
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AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE THEIR OWN
LITTLE CLIQUE WALKING AROUND
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AND THEY'RE NOT, LIKE,
HANGING OUT WITH US
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AND GETTING TO KNOW US
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IS,
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UM, WHICH IS NOT GONNA
WORK OUT WELL HERE.
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Jonathan: IT'S UNFORTUNATE
FOR ASHLEY I.
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BECAUSE SHE CAN'T FOCUS
ON WHAT SHE NEEDS TO FOCUS ON,
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AND THAT'S TO BE HERE
TO TRY TO FIND SOMEONE
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THAT YOU CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH.
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Lauren:
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
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I'M SO TIRED.
NO, I WANNA GO HOME.
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IT'S, LIKE, TOO MUCH.
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I JUST -- I'M, LIKE,
SO TIRED OF IT.
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I CAN'T BE AROUND PEOPLE
THIS MUCH.
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CHILL THE HELL OUT
AND STOP EMBARRASSING ME!
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[ CHUCKLES ] YOU THINK
I'M EMBARRASSING YOU?
YES!
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Ashley I.: THIS SUCKS.
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SHE'S MISERABLE.
SHE'S MAKING ME MISERABLE.
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AND SHE'S MAKING ME DISCONNECTED
FROM THE GROUP.
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THIS IS ACTUALLY HELL,
NOT PARADISE.
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OKAY.
THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL.
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OKAY, I UNDERSTAND.
I'M SWEATY, I'M HOT.
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YES.
I'M AROUND PEOPLE 24/7.
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[ CRYING ] I HATE THIS.
I HATE -- I HATE IT.
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I'M GONNA LEAVE.
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IT'S, LIKE, EVERY DAY GETS,
LIKE, SO BAD.
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Jonathan: WHAT'S GOING ON
DOWN THERE?
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Juelia: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I DON'T KNOW. LET ME SEE.
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[ ARGUING IN DISTANCE ]
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UH-OH, IT'S THE SISTERS.
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OH.
LAUREN'S CRYING.
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SHE IS?
MM-HMM.
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I CAN SEE HER WIPING
HER FACE.
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OH. I WONDER WHY.
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BECAUSE SHE'S NOT HERE
FOR ANYBODY.
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SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE
REALLY HERE.
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SHE'S JUST KIND OF HERE
TO BE HERE.
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AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT
ALL DAY AS WELL, AND I'M LIKE,
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WELL, IF SOMEONE GOES HOME,
AND SHE ENDS UP STAYING,
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I DON'T THINK
THAT'S NECESSARILY FAIR.
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Lauren:
I JUST WANNA GO HOME.
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YOU JUST GOTTA STICK IT OUT
FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER.
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[ CRYING ] NO, I CAN'T.
I REALLY -- I WANNA GO NOW.
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I CAN'T. I REALLY TRIED.
I REALLY TRIED.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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[ CONTINUES CRYING ]
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IT'S LIKE NOTHING MAKES SENSE
FOR ME TO BE HERE.
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EVERYONE'S COUPLED OFF.
I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
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I JUST WANNA GO HOME.
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[ RESUMES CRYING ]
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♪
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COMING UP...
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SHE'S A MISTRESS.
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
Woman: RIGHT.
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FIRST OF ALL,
WHO CALLS THEMSELF A MISTRESS?
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YOU'RE GONNA BE NUMBER TWO
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
I'M -- I'M NOT.
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SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, BRO.
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[ CRYING ] HE IS JUST GOING
TO KEEP CHEATING ON YOU.
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[ BLOWS NOSE ]
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IT'S, LIKE, SO MANY BOOGERS.
I CAN'T EVEN GET 'EM ALL OUT.
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[ BLOWS NOSE ]
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HI. JOSHUA.
HI. IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
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J.J.: I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL
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ABOUT JOSH AND TENLEY
HITTING IT OFF.
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THERE'S NO THREAT FROM JOSH.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON MY DATE WITH ME TONIGHT?
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I WOULD LOVE TO!
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
ALL RIGHT!
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REALLY?
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Man: ASHLEY I. IS IN LOVE
WITH JARED.
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EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED
IS IN HIM.
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CLARE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON THIS DATE WITH ME?
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Ashley I.:
I'M NOT GONNA LOSE TO HER.
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I'M SO TIRED OF YOU!
COME HERE.
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Lauren:
THIS JUST LOOKS PATHETIC.
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YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY AT ME?
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[ Voice breaks ] I HAVEN'T
FELT LIKE THAT IN YEARS.
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UH-OH. HERE IT GOES.
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Clare: I'M GLAD I MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
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[ CRYING ] IT JUST HURTS, LIKE,
REALLY BAD.
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THERE'S A BUG, LIKE, THIS BIG
FLYING AROUND.
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Dan: HOW BIG?
Kirk: LIKE --
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Jonathan: ARE YOU SURE
IT WASN'T A BIG CRAB?
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MAYBE.
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DO CRABS FLY?
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YEAH. THE ONES OUT HERE?
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SERIOUSLY, THERE WERE SOME
CRABS FLYING AROUND EARLIER.
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♪
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WEEK TWO IN PARADISE,
AND THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.
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[ Singsongy ]
THIS WEEK THE WOMEN
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ARE HANDING OUT THE ROSES.
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AND I'M REALLY EXCITED
TO HAVE, LIKE, THE POWER NOW.
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Dan: THE PRESSURE'S
ON THE GUYS NOW
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TO STEP UP THEIR GAME
A LITTLE BIT.
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Jonathan: TANNER AND JADE
ARE VERY SOLID RIGHT NOW.
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CARLY AND KIRK
ARE EXTREMELY TIGHT.
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THEY'VE KIND OF BEEN THAT WAY
FROM DAY ONE.
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DAN AND ASHLEY --
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THAT'S JUST KIND OF
A RANDOM WEIRD COUPLE TO ME.
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IF I GET STUNG, YOU KNOW --
YOU KNOW WHAT
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, RIGHT?
PEE. RIGHT?
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WOULD YOU --
WOULD YOU PEE ON ME?
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I'LL PEE IN A CUP.
[ LAUGHS ]
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I WAS TELLING THE GUYS
ABOUT, UH, OUR DATE LAST NIGHT.
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THEY WERE ALL
REALLY IMPRESSED.
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YEAH?
YEAH.
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YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT?
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS.
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WE WERE LAYING IN BED
TALKING ABOUT IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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TENLEY AND I HAVE
A BURGEONING RELATIONSHIP.
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WHY THE HELL DOES SHE LIKE ME?
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POOR GIRL.
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Mikey: I ACTUALLY, LIKE,
BLOW-DRIED MY HAIR
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AND WASHED MY HAIR
FOR YOU.
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GOOD MORNING.
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I KNOW MIKEY'S INTO CLARE
A LOT.
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I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S ACTUALLY
FEELING HIM A WHOLE BUNCH.
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YOU LOOK SO, LIKE,
PRETTY RIGHT NOW.
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HONESTLY, YOU'RE JUST LIKE...
GOD.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU LOOK GOOD IN, LIKE,
A LITTLE SUNDRESS.
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THANK YOU.
YEAH.
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[ SIGHS ]
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♪
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Tenley: I'M STILL CONFUSED
ABOUT THE SISTERS. [ CHUCKLES ]
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LAST NIGHT, LAUREN APPARENTLY
WAS HAVING A MELTDOWN,
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AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY.
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Tanner: ARE YOU LEAVING?
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YEAH.
WHY?
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JUST OVER IT?
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UM, I'M DEFINITELY...
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I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD
TALK ABOUT IT QUITE YET.
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DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
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UH, HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
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IT'S JUST SOMEONE THAT
I'M, LIKE, SUPER INTO.
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THIS IS GONNA GET INTERESTING.
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Lauren: IT'S NOT A BOYFRIEND.
I JUST, LIKE --
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I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM,
I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.
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SO WHY'D YOU COME OUT HERE?
I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING.
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WELL, HE -- I'M --
I'M KIND OF THE MISTRESS.
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[ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO THAT.
224
00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:24,085
SO HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
225
00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,586
SO I FIGURED I WAS ALLOWED
TO COME OUT HERE
226
00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:26,755
AND DO WHATEVER I WANTED --
227
00:08:26,789 --> 00:08:27,672
WHAT IS HE --
WHAT IS HE MARRIED?
228
00:08:27,706 --> 00:08:30,174
NO. NO, NO, NO.
229
00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,677
SHE SAID,
"I'M KIND OF THE MISTRESS,
230
00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:33,478
BUT HE'S NOT MARRIED, SO..."
231
00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:36,331
I-I JUST DON'T EVEN THINK
SHE KNOWS WHAT "MISTRESS" MEANS.
232
00:08:36,365 --> 00:08:38,700
BUT APPARENTLY, SHE'S DATING
A GUY WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
233
00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:40,635
SEEMS HEALTHY.
234
00:08:40,669 --> 00:08:41,769
SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND, BRO.
235
00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:42,970
Tanner: YEP.
SHUT THE...UP.
236
00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:43,938
I SWEAR.
THAT'S WHY SHE'S LEAVING?
237
00:08:43,972 --> 00:08:47,892
Kirk: NO. REALLY?
YEAH.
238
00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:49,527
THAT'S WHY SHE'S LEAVING.
100%.
239
00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,296
APPARENTLY AT BREAKFAST,
240
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:54,399
LAUREN SHARES WITH SOMEBODY
THAT SHE'S A MISTRESS.
241
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,950
SO SHE SAYS SHE HAS --
SHE'S A MISTRESS.
RIGHT.
242
00:08:55,984 --> 00:08:57,351
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
YEAH.
243
00:08:57,386 --> 00:08:59,386
FIRST OF ALL,
WHO CALLS THEMSELF A MISTRESS?
244
00:08:59,421 --> 00:09:00,354
AWKWARD.
245
00:09:05,093 --> 00:09:07,745
LAUREN THE MISTRESS.
THAT'S HER NAME NOW.
246
00:09:07,779 --> 00:09:09,280
"LAUREN THE MISTRESS."
247
00:09:09,314 --> 00:09:10,749
[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S ALWAYS
THE CRAZY ONES.
248
00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,684
MM-HMM. I WOULD KNOW.
249
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,151
[ LAUGHS ]
250
00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,304
♪
251
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,072
Lauren: [ CRYING ]
WHAT IF HE'S SO MAD AT ME?
252
00:09:18,106 --> 00:09:21,176
Ashley I.:
LAUREN, COME HERE.
253
00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:25,012
YOU HAVE TO JUST TALK ABOUT THIS
LOGICALLY FOR TWO SECONDS.
254
00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:28,400
[ CRYING ] I TOTALLY LEFT...
255
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:32,269
[ SNIFFLES ] SOMEONE AT HOME
WHEN I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT.
256
00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:37,191
I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY FREAKING OUT.
257
00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:39,827
IT'S JUST KIND OF
HITTING ME NOW.
258
00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:41,729
[ SNIFFLES ]
259
00:09:41,763 --> 00:09:43,698
[ Whines ] ASHLEY...
WHAT?!
260
00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:45,266
[ CRYING ]
CAN I GO HOME NOW?!
261
00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:47,719
LAUREN, OH, MY GOD.
YOU ARE THE WORST.
GOD!
262
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,186
YOU'RE THE WORST.
263
00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,955
I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
264
00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:52,623
LAUREN!
I AM SO TIRED OF YOU!
265
00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,525
COME HERE. SIT ON MY LAP.
266
00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:55,509
DO YOU HAVE ANY XANAX?
267
00:09:55,544 --> 00:09:57,879
♪
268
00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:00,548
[ BLOWING NOSE ]
269
00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:09,173
[ BLOWING NOSE ]
270
00:10:11,676 --> 00:10:13,177
IT'S, LIKE, SO MANY BOOGERS,
271
00:10:13,211 --> 00:10:14,779
I CAN'T EVEN GET THEM ALL OUT,
YOU KNOW?
272
00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:17,932
[ BLOWS NOSE ]
273
00:10:17,966 --> 00:10:22,337
I JUST WANT YOU
TO MEET SOMEONE TODAY,
274
00:10:22,339 --> 00:10:25,373
AND THEN YOU GO HOME TONIGHT
IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.
275
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:28,859
I'M REALLY NERVOUS
THAT LAUREN IS GONNA LEAVE.
276
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,028
I NEED HER HERE.
I NEED HER SUPPORT.
277
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:33,197
SHE WANTS JOSHUA FROM
KAITLYN'S SEASON TO SHOW UP.
278
00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,399
I THINK IT WOULD REALLY
BE HELPFUL.
279
00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,419
HE HAS TWO BULLDOGS
AND HE'S NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.
280
00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:39,553
AND HE'S 32.
281
00:10:39,588 --> 00:10:40,688
HE'S 32?
282
00:10:40,722 --> 00:10:42,390
YEAH.
283
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,058
I'M 24.
284
00:10:44,092 --> 00:10:46,093
YOU WANTED BABY --
YOU WANT BABIES NOW.
285
00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:47,311
YOU COULD HAVE BABIES WITH HIM
RIGHT AWAY.
286
00:10:47,345 --> 00:10:49,047
GOSH.
287
00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,815
SOMEBODY SEND IN JOSHUA,
PLEASE.
288
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,449
SEND HIM IN.
289
00:10:52,484 --> 00:10:56,971
♪
290
00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:58,306
YEAH, JUST KEEP STICKING...
Woman: HEY, LOOK!
291
00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:00,641
♪
292
00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:03,944
Ashley I.: I THINK HE'S COMING
DOWN THE STAIRS RIGHT NOW. YEP.
293
00:11:03,979 --> 00:11:05,279
OH, IT IS.
WHO IS THAT?
294
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:06,180
♪
295
00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:12,120
♪
296
00:11:12,122 --> 00:11:13,654
I THINK HE'S COMING DOWN
THE STAIRS RIGHT NOW. YEP.
297
00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:15,689
WHO IS THAT?
298
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:18,009
Woman: HI!
Woman: HI.
299
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,711
[ CHEERING ]
Joshua: OH, HELL, NO!
300
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,647
IT'S JOSHUA. YEAH.
OH, JOSH.
301
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,648
GLAD TO SEE YOU.
YOU, TOO, PAL.
302
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,683
HE IS SO CUTE.
303
00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:27,518
BEEN WAITIN' FOR YA.
[ LAUGHS ]
304
00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:29,103
OH! WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
305
00:11:29,138 --> 00:11:31,138
MY NAME'S JOSHUA.
I'M FROM KAITLYN'S SEASON.
306
00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:33,574
YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME
FROM BEING HALF-BALD
307
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,176
AT THE TIME I DEPARTED.
308
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,461
Man: JOSHUA, LOOK THAT WAY.
Man: TURN AROUND THE OTHER WAY.
309
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:38,829
[ LAUGHTER ]
310
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,531
OH, THAT'S PRETTY BARE.
311
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,233
[ SPITS ]
312
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,901
HI. JOSHUA. YOU, TOO.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
313
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,870
JOSHUA IS CUTE. HE'S BIG.
314
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,056
HE HAS
BIG, BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES.
315
00:11:49,091 --> 00:11:51,025
HI, I'M JUELIA.
HI. JOSHUA.
316
00:11:51,059 --> 00:11:51,793
NICE TO MEET YOU. WELCOME.
YOU, TOO.
317
00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,327
JOSHUA'S A WELDER,
318
00:11:53,361 --> 00:11:56,414
SO THERE COULD BE SOME SPARKS
FLYING HERE IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
319
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:57,548
YOU NEVER KNOW.
320
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,916
ASHLEY.
JOSHUA.
321
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,251
NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU, TOO.
322
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,752
THERE IS MY SISTER LAUREN.
SHE'S NEVER BEEN ON BEFORE.
HI.
323
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,988
HI! WHAT?!
NICE TO MEET YOU.
324
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,290
IT'S SO EXCITING
BECAUSE THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE.
325
00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:08,209
HE'S THE ONE GUY
THAT HOPEFULLY DISTRACTS HER
326
00:12:08,243 --> 00:12:12,313
FROM THE GUY AT HOME,
AND SHE'D GIVE PARADISE A SHOT.
327
00:12:12,347 --> 00:12:14,015
J.J.: HELLO, JOSHUA.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
328
00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:15,750
OH, BOY. HOW'S IT GOIN'?
329
00:12:15,784 --> 00:12:17,869
I'VE BEEN WAITING.
HAVE YOU? I-I BET.
330
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,070
Lauren: OH,
THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS, RIGHT?
331
00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:21,038
I HATE ON JOSH
BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE RAT.
332
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,174
THAT'S WHY I CAN'T STAND HIM.
333
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,509
Joshua: I HAVE A THING HERE.
Woman: COOL.
334
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:25,576
IT SAYS "HOLA."
335
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:26,578
[ LAUGHTER ]
336
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:30,664
"CHOOSE ONE WOMAN TO JOIN YOU
FOR A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN."
337
00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:32,367
Jared: WOW, MAN.
Jonathan: UH-OH!
338
00:12:32,369 --> 00:12:34,902
ALL RIGHT, JOSHUA, CAN YOU COME
HERE FOR A SECOND?
339
00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,104
YES.
COME HERE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.
340
00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:36,453
THAT WAS QUICK.
YEAH, I KNOW, THAT WAS QUICK.
341
00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:38,089
OH, GOD.
342
00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:40,925
Tenley: I'M FINALLY INTERESTED
IN SOMEBODY IN PARADISE,
343
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:43,161
AND ASHLEY TAKES JOSHUA AWAY
344
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:46,231
TO TRY TO SET UP HER SISTER
WITH HIM.
345
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,883
I'M GONNA SAY THAT MOST GUYS
IN PARADISE ARE HERE
346
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,085
TO DATE A SINGLE WOMAN...
347
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,421
[ LAUGHS ] AND NOT SOMEBODY
WHO'S A MISTRESS.
348
00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:57,508
ALL RIGHT, SO I PULLED YOU ASIDE
RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE...
349
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,143
MM-HMM.
...MY SISTER
350
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,611
HAS BEEN WAITING
FOR YOU TO COME.
MM-HMM.
351
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,747
YOU'RE SO HER TYPE.
352
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,248
SO JUST, LIKE, NO PRESSURE...
MM.
353
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,083
BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE AMAZING
IF YOU TOOK HER OUT.
354
00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:08,303
OKAY, WELL, I GOT A FEW PEOPLE
TO GET TO KNOW, SO...
355
00:13:08,337 --> 00:13:11,105
YES, I JUST WANTED TO GET
TO YOU BEFORE...
OH, WELL...
356
00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:12,606
BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
TOOK YOU AWAY.
357
00:13:12,641 --> 00:13:16,176
I THINK I DID A REALLY GOOD JOB
OF SELLING MY SISTER TO JOSHUA.
358
00:13:16,211 --> 00:13:17,762
HE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN
WITH LAUREN.
359
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,131
SHE'S HILARIOUS.
360
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:20,765
SHE'S DEFINITELY, LIKE,
THE CHILLEST GIRLFRIEND
361
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,266
YOU CAN EVER HAVE.
362
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,502
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, SHE LETS
A GUY HAVE ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND.
363
00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:27,305
Joshua:
I NEED AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.
Jared: LET'S TALK TO YOU.
364
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:30,157
WHAT'D HE SAY?
HE JUST, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
HE'S LIKE,
365
00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:31,559
"WELL, I WOULD LOVE TO
GET TO KNOW HER."
366
00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:33,227
OH, OKAY. WELL...
367
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:34,896
Lauren: ASHLEY WANTS ME TO
GIVE JOSHUA A CHANCE.
368
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,247
THAT'S ALL
SHE REALLY WANTS ME TO DO.
369
00:13:36,281 --> 00:13:38,516
THEN SHE SAID, "IF YOU DON'T
LIKE HIM, YOU CAN GO HOME."
370
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:42,286
I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO DO ANYTHING
UNLESS HE GIVES ME THE CARD.
OKAY.
371
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,322
WELL, YOU HAVE TO TALK
TO HIM FIRST, YOU IDIOT.
372
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,725
Jared: WHAT -- WHAT WAS ASHLEY
TALKING TO YOU ABOUT OVER THERE?
373
00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:49,176
UH, TOLD ME ABOUT HER SISTER
374
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,312
AND HOW HER SISTER GOT
ON THE SHOW.
375
00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:52,547
YEAH, HER SISTER HAS
A BIG CRUSH ON YOU.
376
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,749
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
YOU SHOULD MAYBE TAKE HER,
BUT...
377
00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:57,869
HE'S SO CUTE.
HE'S SO ADORABLE.
378
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,937
Lauren:
I'M SO SCARED TO TALK TO HIM.
379
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:01,506
THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE
IS BECAUSE OF HIM.
380
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:05,109
I HOPE THAT I'M REPULSED BY HIM,
MAKE THINGS A LOT EASIER.
381
00:14:05,143 --> 00:14:08,879
IT WOULD BE SO MESSY IF THINGS
WERE GOOD WITH JOSHUA.
382
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,164
THAT'S PRETTY BIZARRE,
YOU GOT ON HERE.
383
00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:11,899
I KNOW, OUR MOM WAS LIKE,
"YEAH, YEAH."
384
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,100
IT WAS A COMPLETE JOKE
AT THE BEGINNING,
385
00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:14,134
AND THEN YOU JUST KEPT
ROLLING WITH IT.
386
00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:17,038
AND I WAS LIKE, OKAY, NOW
I'M GETTING TESTED FOR THINGS?
387
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,589
OH, MY GOD.
YOU MEAN THE BLOOD TEST
AND STUFF?
388
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,024
YES.
THAT BLOOD TEST ISN'T --
389
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,492
IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
BLOOD TEST WAS TERRIFYING.
390
00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:22,259
YOU DON'T LIKE NEEDLES?
391
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:25,296
I DON'T LIKE GETTING TESTED
FOR SCARY THINGS. [ LAUGHS ]
392
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,531
WERE YOU SCARED YOU WERE GONNA
HAVE SOMETHING?
[ CHUCKLES ]
393
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,049
I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHS ]
394
00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:31,185
DO YOU LIKE
AGGRESSIVE GIRLS?
395
00:14:33,088 --> 00:14:35,189
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
[ CHUCKLES ] THANK YOU.
396
00:14:35,224 --> 00:14:36,624
[ LAUGHS ]
IT WAS --
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
397
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:37,608
LAUREN.
LAUREN. OKAY.
398
00:14:37,642 --> 00:14:41,812
[ BIRDS CALLING ]
399
00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:42,847
I'M TENLEY.
OKAY, TENLEY.
400
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,415
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, GOT IT.
401
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,316
DID YOU WATCH, LIKE,
THE SEASON BEFORE?
JUELIA.
402
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:48,919
IT'S THE ONLY ONE I'VE EVER
WATCHED WAS, UH, THEIR SEASON.
403
00:14:48,953 --> 00:14:50,871
THE RESPONSIBILITY
TO HAND OUT A DATE CARD
404
00:14:50,905 --> 00:14:53,574
ON MY VERY FIRST DAY HERE
IS TOUGH.
405
00:14:53,608 --> 00:14:54,342
DO YOU WANNA SEE
THE OCEAN?
406
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,560
HAVE YOU CHECKED THIS OUT,
BY THE WAY?
I HAVE NOT.
407
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,830
I'M BEING BROUGHT IN ON THE WEEK
WHERE THE WOMEN HAVE THE POWER,
408
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:00,931
AND THEY'RE HANDING OUT
THE ROSES,
409
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,301
I NEED THE BREEZE.
THE BREEZE IS VERY --
410
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:05,903
YOU GOTTA DO WHATEVER YOU CAN
TO FIND THE BREEZE.
411
00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:08,172
THAT WAS MY TRY.
HE CAN COME FIND ME.
412
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,490
WHEN I GOT TO TALK TO HIM,
MY HEART WAS RACING
413
00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:12,927
'CAUSE I KNEW THAT HE WAS
SOMEONE I COULD ACTUALLY LIKE.
414
00:15:12,962 --> 00:15:14,829
I HAVEN'T SMELLED HIM
QUITE YET.
415
00:15:14,863 --> 00:15:16,230
YOU'RE ALL ABOUT
THE PHEROMONES.
416
00:15:16,264 --> 00:15:18,849
JARED HAS NICE PHEROMONES,
BASED ON HIS SMELL.
417
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,652
BASED ON HIS EYES.
418
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,620
AND HIS EYES.
419
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:24,088
IF YOU GET THE ONE-ON-ONE,
420
00:15:24,122 --> 00:15:26,290
DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A SLIM CHANCE
421
00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:28,326
THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE HIM ENOUGH
TO STICK AROUND?
422
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,144
YEAH.
423
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:31,945
THERE'S NO GUARANTEE,
BUT I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT
424
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,747
THAT HE'S GONNA PICK ME.
425
00:15:33,782 --> 00:15:35,516
WE'RE HAVING A WALK AROUND TOWN.
426
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:36,467
OR NOT "WE."
427
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,670
YOU KNOW, HIS DATE CARD SAID,
"TAKE YOUR LADY AROUND TOWN"
428
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,971
OR SOMETHING.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
429
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,940
COULD BE A BOAT RIDE.
IT COULD BE --
430
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,275
THAT'S NOT AROUND A TOWN.
THAT'S AROUND A WATER.
431
00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:45,409
[ LAUGHS ]
432
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:49,630
SO I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO
KNOW ALL YOU GIRLS, OBVIOUSLY...
433
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:59,056
AND I WOKE UP ONE DAY
AND I WAS LIKE, OH. WHOOPS.
434
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,257
I WASN'T REALLY THINKING
ABOUT MYSELF,
435
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:04,695
BUT I HADN'T NECESSARILY
FELT LIKE A CONNECTION YET.
436
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,464
J.J.:
I'M SO EXCITED HE'S HERE.
437
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,416
AT LEAST FOUR OR FIVE DAYS
OF JUST PURE ENTERTAINMENT.
438
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:10,684
RIGHT.
439
00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:12,186
HE'S TALKING TO TENLEY,
440
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,354
AND SHE'S GONNA CHEW HIM UP
AND SPIT HIM OUT.
441
00:16:13,388 --> 00:16:16,623
RIGHT NOW I BASICALLY HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH TENLEY.
442
00:16:16,658 --> 00:16:18,075
BUT I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL
443
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,810
ABOUT JOSH AND TENLEY
HITTIN' IT OFF.
444
00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:22,112
THERE'S NO THREAT FROM JOSH.
445
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,982
SO WITH THOSE ENGLISH BULLDOGS,
UM, WHAT'S THEIR NAMES?
446
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,650
UH, THE OLDEST ONE
IS BREWSKI.
447
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,086
BREWSKI.
448
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,305
AND THE YOUNGER GUY -- HE'S 3.
HIS NAME'S CAPTAIN.
449
00:16:31,339 --> 00:16:32,840
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY'RE MY --
THEY'RE MY CHILDREN.
450
00:16:32,874 --> 00:16:34,141
J.J.: IF HE'S COMPETITION,
451
00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:36,944
YOU NEED TO PROBABLY DO, LIKE,
A 6-MONTH INTENSIVE PSYCH...
452
00:16:36,978 --> 00:16:38,929
[ LAUGHS ]
...KIND OF, LIKE, STINT,
453
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,798
JUST TO GET
YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT...
YEAH.
454
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:42,299
AND FIGURE OUT HOW
YOU [BLEEP] THAT BAD.
455
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:46,003
J.J.: GIVING JOSH A DATE CARD
IS LIKE GIVING THE NUCLEAR CODES
456
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,805
TO, YOU KNOW, AN INSANE ASYLUM.
457
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:49,991
IT DOESN'T END WELL.
458
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:52,059
I FEEL BAD FOR THE POOR GIRL
THAT GOES WITH HIM.
459
00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:53,561
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON MY DATE WITH ME TONIGHT?
460
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,962
OH! [ LAUGHS ]
461
00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:57,164
I'M SORRY.
I THINK I JUST SPIT.
462
00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,682
I WOULD LOVE TO!
THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
463
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,083
ALL RIGHT! GOOD.
YEAH! THANK YOU.
464
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:01,785
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS,
BUT APPARENTLY,
465
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,120
WE'RE TAKING A NIGHT
OUT ON THE TOWN.
466
00:17:03,154 --> 00:17:05,056
I LOVE NIGHT OUT ON --
NIGHTS OUT ON THE TOWN.
467
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,059
LET'S GO BACK TO THE POOL
SO THAT WE CAN GET READY
468
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,476
AND WE CAN SAY GOODBYE
TO PEOPLE.
YES.
469
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:12,380
♪
470
00:17:12,414 --> 00:17:15,349
DID JOSH ASK SOMEONE YET?
DID JOSHUA ASK SOMEONE YET?
471
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:20,337
LAUREN DECIDED THAT IF JOSHUA
DOESN'T TAKE HER ON A DATE,
472
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:21,973
SHE'S GONNA LEAVE.
473
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,041
IF LAUREN WASN'T HERE RIGHT NOW,
I'D BE, LIKE --
474
00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:25,309
I'D BE FREAKING OUT.
I'D FEEL COMPLETELY ALONE.
475
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,246
♪
476
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,932
ALL RIGHT, WHERE IS EVERYBODY
HANGING OUT?
477
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:31,799
Ashley S.: ARE YOU GOING?
WELL...
478
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,267
IS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT?
479
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,269
I GUESS SO.
YEAH, IT'S AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
480
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:38,222
YEAH? AW!
481
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,924
[ Singsongy ]
I'M GONNA GO ON A DATE!
482
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,925
YAY! YEAH!
[ APPLAUSE ]
483
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:42,793
Joshua: SHOULD BE FUN.
OH, YEAH.
484
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,628
THAT IS AWESOME.
485
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:47,498
WHAT A FUN DAY.
YEAH.
486
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:48,398
ALL RIGHT.
487
00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:55,789
[ SNIFFLES ]
488
00:17:55,823 --> 00:17:58,042
[ Whispers ]
JOSHUA DIDN'T LIKE ME.
489
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,078
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS WORLD
IS SO AWFUL TO ME.
490
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:03,380
YEP.
491
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:05,048
TENLEY.
492
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,150
Man: WOW.
Man: CONGRATS, MAN.
493
00:18:06,184 --> 00:18:07,217
I'M NOT SURE
WHEN WE'RE LEAVING.
494
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,269
A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN,
THAT COULD BE A LOT OF THINGS.
495
00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:10,537
UH...
496
00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:11,839
MM...
497
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:14,074
Man: YAY, TENLEY!
498
00:18:14,108 --> 00:18:15,209
[ JOSHUA CHUCKLES ]
THANK YOU, GUYS.
499
00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:16,911
Man: HOW YOU DOING?
WELL, I'M EXCITED.
500
00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:17,794
Man: A NIGHT OUT
ON THE TOWN, HUH?
501
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,963
THAT WILL BE FUN.
502
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:20,764
J.J.: WHETHER IT'S WITH ME
OR WITH SOMEONE ELSE,
503
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,499
TENLEY DESERVES TO FIND LOVE,
504
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,469
BUT REALLY?
505
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,137
REALLY?!
506
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:32,126
♪
507
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:33,794
[ CRYING ]
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO?
508
00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:34,828
THAT IS SO MESSED UP.
WAIT, ASHLEY.
509
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,230
I WAITED FOR JOSHUA.
HE COMES.
510
00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:37,748
HE DOESN'T PICK ME.
HE PICKS ANOTHER GIRL.
511
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,950
YOU JUST MESSED UP,
512
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,018
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME HERE.
513
00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:42,619
ASHLEY, YOU'LL BE FINE.
YOU'LL BE --
514
00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:43,754
NO, I'M NOT!
YES, YOU ARE!
515
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,056
FOR HER TO BE HERE AND GONE...
516
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,410
[ SNIFFLES ]
517
00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:52,913
YOU DON'T GIVE ANYTHING A CHANCE
AND GO RUN BACK HOME.
518
00:18:52,947 --> 00:18:55,082
HE'S JUST GOING TO KEEP
CHEATING ON YOU.
519
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:57,134
THANK YOU. SO NICE.
THANK YOU.
RIGHT.
520
00:18:57,168 --> 00:19:00,037
Ashley I.: I FEEL LIKE, I GUESS
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
521
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,373
I DO FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR HER.
[ SNIFFLES ]
522
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,109
I WAS ACTUALLY REALLY UPSET
WHEN TENLEY GOT IT.
523
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:07,644
BUT THEN IT WAS KIND OF LIKE
A SIGN THAT IT WAS TIME.
524
00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:09,596
LAUREN!
525
00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,065
SO I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME.
526
00:19:11,099 --> 00:19:13,100
I'M GONNA TALK TO
A CERTAIN SOMEONE THERE.
527
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:14,001
IT'S NOT WORKING,
SO I'M GONNA GO HOME.
528
00:19:14,035 --> 00:19:15,168
WELL, IT'S NEVER GONNA WORK.
529
00:19:15,203 --> 00:19:17,171
YOU'RE JUST GONNA --
YOU'RE, HONESTLY --
FINE. FINE.
530
00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:18,422
FINE. BE THE MISTRESS
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
531
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:19,223
FINE. FINE.
OKAY?
532
00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:22,893
RIGHT NOW I'LL JUST LET
WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO DO HAPPEN.
533
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:23,995
AND SHE MAY HAVE TO LEARN
THE HARD WAY.
534
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,030
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE
GONNA BREAK AWAY FROM HIM.
535
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,798
SHUT UP!
"I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU,
536
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:28,298
"EVEN IF YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
COMMIT TO ME
537
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,885
AND I'M ALWAYS GOING TO
BE NUMBER TWO."
OKAY, ASHLEY.
538
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,187
ASHLEY. ASHLEY. ASHLEY, SHUT UP.
SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE
NUMBER TWO.
539
00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:35,689
YOU'RE GONNA BE NUMBER TWO
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
540
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,208
I'M NOT GOING TO BE -- I'M NOT.
I THINK YOU'RE --
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
541
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:40,244
Ashley I.: I THINK THE CHANCES
OF IT TURNING OUT WELL
542
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:43,247
IS REALLY SLIM,
BUT...IT'S HER CHOICE.
543
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,782
OKAY, BYE.
544
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:45,916
GO HAVE A GOOD TIME
BEING A MISTRESS.
545
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,851
I LOVE BEING A MISTRESS.
546
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:49,202
OKAY. I ACTUALLY GET TO
TALK TO GUYS.
547
00:19:51,239 --> 00:19:56,343
LOVE IS THE ONLY THING
THAT I WANT. I THINK HAVE IT.
548
00:19:56,378 --> 00:19:59,896
♪
549
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:02,466
[ SOBBING AND SNIFFLING ]
550
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,806
THIS JUST LOOKS PATHETIC.
551
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,358
[ CONTINUES SOBBING ]
552
00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:17,281
COMING UP...
553
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:21,218
Tenley: I AM INTRIGUED BY JOSHUA
AND EXCITED ABOUT HIM.
554
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,454
I SEE THIS BEAR-MAN OF A GUY,
LIKE...
555
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,790
[ LAUGHS ]
I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED
A BEAR-MAN BEFORE.
556
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,125
Tenley: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
557
00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:30,311
SINCE I'VE FELT LIKE THIS
ON A DATE.
558
00:20:30,345 --> 00:20:31,812
[ LAUGHS ]
559
00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:32,780
I THINK YOUR NIGHT'S
JUST STARTING.
560
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,315
OH! OHH. [ GIGGLES ]
561
00:20:35,349 --> 00:20:39,936
J.J.: THERE'S A REASON THAT JOSH
DOESN'T HAVE SEX THAT OFTEN,
562
00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,306
AND THERE'S PROBABLY A REASON
563
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,543
THAT I'M A LITTLE BIT MORE
SUCCESSFUL ON THAT FRONT.
564
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,677
JOSH IS GOING HOME.
565
00:20:47,712 --> 00:20:50,230
GIVE ME A BREAK DUDE SERIOUSLY.
566
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,583
♪
567
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:55,736
PATHETIC.
568
00:20:55,770 --> 00:21:00,975
[ SOBBING ]
569
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,309
I'M THINKING ABOUT, UH,
YOU KNOW,
570
00:21:02,343 --> 00:21:04,829
PROBABLY ROCKING A LITTLE BIT
MORE POOL ACTION LATER, MAN.
571
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:06,096
A LITTLE NIGHT SWIM.
572
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:08,732
LAUREN LEFT, AND I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY REALLY CARES.
573
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,001
I'M LEAVIN'.
574
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,003
NO ONE HUNG OUT WITH HER.
SHE WAS NEVER AROUND.
575
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:14,671
SO IT'S REALLY NO SKIN
OFF ANYONE'S BACK.
576
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:16,090
Ashley S.: BYE, LAUREN.
577
00:21:16,124 --> 00:21:18,559
I THINK THAT LAUREN
MIGHT'VE BEEN BRINGING, LIKE,
578
00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:20,494
HER SISTER DOWN.
579
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:22,329
[ CONTINUES SOBBING ]
580
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,814
Ashley S.: I FEEL LIKE
THE AIR HAS BEEN CLEARED
581
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:24,715
NOW THAT LAUREN'S LEAVING.
582
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,116
[ SNIFFLES ]
583
00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:29,086
Mikey: OH, WELL.
584
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,254
I DON'T THINK LAUREN
WANTED TO BE HERE,
585
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:35,192
AND I DON'T THINK ANYBODY REALLY
WANTED HER TO BE HERE EITHER.
586
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:37,144
SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
[ LAUGHS ]
587
00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:40,047
♪
588
00:21:40,082 --> 00:21:41,849
Tanner:
EXCITED FOR YOUR DATE?
Tenley: YEAH!
589
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,250
Jonathan: YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANK YOU.
590
00:21:43,285 --> 00:21:44,168
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA DO?
WELL...
591
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:45,836
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
DO? WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?
592
00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,871
WHAT DO I WANNA DO?
IT'S A NIGHTTIME DATE,
SO LET'S BE REALISTIC ABOUT --
593
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:48,472
J.J.: BESIDES HANG OUT
WITH ME AFTER.
594
00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:51,875
BUT WHAT DO YOU
WANNA DO EARLIER?
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, J.J.
595
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:52,642
Jonathan: LAST NIGHT
AT THE ROSE CEREMONY,
596
00:21:52,677 --> 00:21:54,344
J.J. GAVE TENLEY HIS ROSE.
597
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,264
AND THEN JOSHUA GAVE TENLEY
HIS DATE CARD.
598
00:21:57,299 --> 00:22:00,200
SO THAT KIND OF LEAVES J.J.
IN A PREDICAMENT
599
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,269
BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT
HE GAVE HER HIS ROSE,
600
00:22:02,303 --> 00:22:06,357
AND NOW ANOTHER GUY'S COMING IN,
TAKING HER ON A DATE.
601
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,026
ARE YOU ACTUALLY INTRIGUED
BY JOSHUA? YEAH?
YEAH.
602
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,928
YEAH? WHAT -- WHAT TRAITS
INTEREST YOU?
603
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:12,930
THIS IS HARD. [ LAUGHING ]
604
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,932
OH, NO, NO.
J.J.'s VERY ADULT ABOUT IT.
605
00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:16,616
HE UNDERSTANDS
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
606
00:22:16,651 --> 00:22:18,185
YEAH.
IT'S OKAY.
607
00:22:18,219 --> 00:22:21,421
WELL, RIGHT AWAY,
I WAS ATTRACTED TO HIM.
608
00:22:21,455 --> 00:22:22,490
RIGHT.
609
00:22:22,524 --> 00:22:26,076
UM, DO YOU KNOW THAT HE WENT
TO SCHOOL TO STUDY THEATER?
610
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,446
I DID, ACTUALLY.
I WAS SHOCKED BY THAT.
I MEAN -- YEAH.
611
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,115
Jonathan: YEAH, VERY SHOCKED.
SO I'M ACTUALLY VERY INTRIGUED,
LIKE, BY THAT.
612
00:22:32,149 --> 00:22:34,217
IF I'M THINKING ABOUT JOSHUA
AS A CATCH,
613
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:38,805
YOU KNOW, HE'S KIND OF A CARP.
YOU KNOW, YEAH, YOU CAUGHT HIM.
614
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,541
HE WAS DREDGING
THE OCEAN FLOOR,
615
00:22:41,576 --> 00:22:42,609
BUT, YEAH, YOU CAUGHT HIM.
616
00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:43,827
Jonathan: UH-OH!
617
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,963
HEY, YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.
618
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:46,763
Tanner: IT'S THE MAN
OF THE HOUR.
HEY.
619
00:22:46,797 --> 00:22:47,498
YOU LOOK SO NICE.
THANK YOU.
620
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,901
MONDAY IS THE JOSH DAY.
YOU LOOK RATHER PRETTY YOURSELF.
621
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,803
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
622
00:22:52,837 --> 00:22:54,605
J.J.: I DON'T WANNA GO HOME,
623
00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:57,257
BUT I BET $50,000
624
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,693
THAT I GET THAT ROSE
BEFORE JOSH DOES.
625
00:22:59,727 --> 00:23:01,128
Tenley: I'M EXCITED FOR THIS.
626
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,563
ME, TOO. IF IT'S TEQUILA,
I MIGHT END UP IN MY MAN THONG.
627
00:23:03,598 --> 00:23:04,948
WHO KNOWS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
628
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:05,615
HEY, DID YOU BRING THAT?
WEARING IT RIGHT NOW!
629
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,385
GOOD! GOOD!
630
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,588
J.J.: JOSH AND GIRLS IS LIKE
WATER IN CALIFORNIA.
631
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:11,789
IT'S A RARITY.
632
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,524
SEE YOU, FELLAS.
BYE.
633
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,925
YOU KNOW, WHEN THAT, LIKE,
634
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,044
TEASPOON OF WIT AND HUMOR
RUNS OUT,
635
00:23:17,046 --> 00:23:18,878
I'LL, YOU KNOW, GIVE HIM
A LITTLE PAT ON THE BACK
636
00:23:18,913 --> 00:23:21,048
AND, UH, SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.
637
00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:23,851
TENLEY'S KIND OF LIKE
A PRINCESS IN A DISNEY MOVIE,
638
00:23:23,885 --> 00:23:26,169
AND I'VE NEVER SEEN
A DISNEY MOVIE
639
00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,405
THAT ENDS WITH A BLACKSMITH
GETTING THE GIRL.
640
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,041
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY'RE MORE OF
A SUPPORTING ROLE...
641
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,376
YEAH.
...THAN THE -- THAN THE HERO.
642
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,379
YEAH, I MEAN, GIVING HIM
THE DATE CARD IS LIKE
643
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,231
PUTTING A GRENADE IN A DUDE
WITH NO ARMS' MOUTH.
644
00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:41,135
[ LAUGHS ]
I MEAN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
645
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:44,288
I'M ASSUMING JOSH PLAYED
"FOOTBALL," YOU KNOW.
646
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:46,924
THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS
TAKE THE GIRLS OUT.
647
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,326
YOU KNOW, THE HOCKEY PLAYERS
TAKE 'EM TO BED.
648
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,061
[ LAUGHS ]
649
00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:52,262
JOSHUA CAME IN,
WHICH IS A LITTLE BIT TOUGH
650
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,165
'CAUSE THERE, YOU KNOW,
ARE ALREADY CONNECTIONS
651
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,000
THAT ARE BEING MADE,
SO YOU DEFINITELY KNOW THAT
652
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,818
WE'RE KIND OF FIGHTING
FOR THIS ROSE NOW.
653
00:23:57,852 --> 00:23:58,818
IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD,
IT'S LIKE,
654
00:23:58,853 --> 00:24:00,186
THE MORE GUYS THAT COME,
655
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,288
THE MORE GUYS
THAT ARE GONNA GO HOME.
656
00:24:01,323 --> 00:24:05,176
♪
657
00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:07,878
I MEAN, I COMPLETELY AGREE
WITH KIRK AND TANNER.
658
00:24:07,912 --> 00:24:10,314
I THINK THAT
WE'RE ALL HERE TO...
659
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:12,683
Jade: WHO'S THIS GUY?
MAKE RELATIONSHIPS AND...
660
00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:14,718
Men: JOE BAILEY!
661
00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,704
YOU GUYS WAITING ON ME
RIGHT NOW?
662
00:24:16,738 --> 00:24:18,105
HI. I'M CLARE.
663
00:24:18,139 --> 00:24:20,240
Clare: SEEING JOE COME IN,
IT'S VERY, VERY REFRESHING.
664
00:24:20,275 --> 00:24:24,428
IT'S ONE MORE OPPORTUNITY
TO MAYBE FIND LOVE IN PARADISE.
665
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:27,364
Kirk: JOE BAILEY. WE ALL HEARD
REALLY GOOD THINGS.
666
00:24:27,398 --> 00:24:30,334
LIKE, THIS GUY'S GONNA WALK IN
AND BE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
667
00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:31,368
HI. I'M JUELIA.
668
00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:34,137
I LOVE A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN.
I HOPE THAT THAT IS WHO HE IS.
669
00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:35,705
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT HIM.
670
00:24:35,739 --> 00:24:37,157
BUT HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
671
00:24:37,191 --> 00:24:39,025
JOE COULD BE
KIND OF A DARK HORSE.
672
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,995
HE'S ENTERTAINING AS HELL.
HE'S FUNNY.
673
00:24:41,029 --> 00:24:42,963
TOUGH COMPETITOR
IN THIS SITUATION.
674
00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:44,347
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN
ONE OF THESE BEFORE,
675
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:45,649
SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO...
Jonathan: YEAH,
IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME, MAN.
676
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,517
YEAH, I'M A NEWBIE.
677
00:24:47,551 --> 00:24:50,921
DATE CARD READS, "JOE,
678
00:24:50,955 --> 00:24:53,357
YOUR DATE LEAVES FIRST THING...
MAN-ATA."
679
00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:54,558
Tanner: MAANA.
680
00:24:54,592 --> 00:24:56,743
MAANA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
681
00:24:56,777 --> 00:24:58,645
THAT MEANS "TOMORROW."
682
00:24:58,679 --> 00:24:59,480
IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?
YEAH.
683
00:24:59,514 --> 00:25:01,015
ALL RIGHT.
684
00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:03,049
"CHOOSE A -- CHOOSE A WOMAN
TO RIDE..."
685
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:07,471
"HORSES WITH YOU."
686
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:08,939
THAT'S GONNA BE COOL.
687
00:25:08,973 --> 00:25:09,739
Tanner: YEAH.
UM, I WANNA RIDE A HORSE.
688
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,175
[ LAUGHTER ]
689
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:12,743
Jonathan: JUELIA'S BEEN TALKING
ABOUT HORSES NONSTOP.
690
00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,111
I KNOW. I REALLY WANT TO.
691
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:15,779
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
692
00:25:15,813 --> 00:25:17,231
WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO.
LET'S GO.
693
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,566
SO THERE ARE SEVEN GIRLS
AND NINE GUYS,
694
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,434
SO TWO GUYS ARE GOING HOME.
695
00:25:20,468 --> 00:25:23,937
YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE INTERESTING
TO SEE HOW IT ALL PLAYS OUT.
696
00:25:23,971 --> 00:25:26,022
Joe: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
LIKE...
697
00:25:26,056 --> 00:25:27,824
Tanner: IT'S PRETTY WIDE OPEN,
HONESTLY.
698
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:28,926
I HEARD THAT
JOE'S, LIKE, REALLY FUNNY.
699
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,027
YEAH, I KNOW.
REALLY?
700
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:32,429
THE GUYS REALLY LOVE HIM.
THEY THINK HE'S HILARIOUS.
701
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,164
YEAH, LIKE, PEOPLE THINK
HE'S HILARIOUS.
YEAH.
702
00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:36,133
...WHICH I WASN'T GETTING
AT ALL.
703
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,018
Clare: ON PAPER, JOE SOUNDS LIKE
THE GUY FOR ME.
704
00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:40,754
I HEAR HE'S HILARIOUS,
HE'S OUTGOING.
705
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,456
HE'S A REALLY FUNNY, COOL,
AWESOME GUY.
706
00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:54,351
♪
707
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,137
J.J.: JOE'S NOT MAKING
THE BEST FIRST IMPRESSION.
708
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,339
EVERYONE'S THINKING
HE'S ACTUALLY REALLY WEIRD.
709
00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:09,099
♪
710
00:26:11,602 --> 00:26:13,737
OKAY.
711
00:26:13,771 --> 00:26:15,772
ALL RIGHT, JOE,
YOU'RE BORING ME, MAN.
712
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:17,524
I-I NEED SOMETHING HERE.
713
00:26:17,558 --> 00:26:19,125
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.
714
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,860
Ashley I.:
I HEAR YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY.
715
00:26:20,895 --> 00:26:22,629
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
EVERYONE.
716
00:26:22,663 --> 00:26:23,363
REALLY?
ALL THE GUYS HERE.
717
00:26:23,398 --> 00:26:26,750
Man: A LOT OF BUILD-UP.
YEAH,
THEY'RE FULL OF [BLEEP].
718
00:26:26,784 --> 00:26:27,550
THEY DON'T KNOW ME
VERY WELL.
719
00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:30,020
[ CHUCKLES ]
720
00:26:30,054 --> 00:26:32,356
THIS IS AWKWARD NOW, I FEEL.
721
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:35,959
YES.
722
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,344
IT'S JUST BAFFLING MY MIND
THAT EVERYONE'S LIKE,
723
00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:41,782
"THIS GUY'S SO FUNNY!"
AND HE'S THE OPPOSITE OF FUNNY.
724
00:26:41,816 --> 00:26:44,501
JUST...LIKE...
725
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,971
Clare: JOE...
726
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:50,140
[ Whispers ] IS AWKWARD.
727
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:54,344
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
IS THIS REAL LIFE? [ LAUGHS ]
728
00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:57,130
THIS ISN'T YOUR FIRST RODEO,
IS IT, CLARE?
729
00:26:57,165 --> 00:26:59,333
THIS IS LIKE, WHAT,
YOUR SECOND PARADISE?
730
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,101
YEAH.
YEAH.
731
00:27:02,903 --> 00:27:04,420
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
[ SIGHS ]
732
00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,790
♪
733
00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:08,324
Clare: WHAT A [BLEEP].
734
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,061
BUT THE GIRLS GET TO HAND OUT
THE ROSES NOW, DON'T THEY?
735
00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:14,097
Clare: JOE, YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA DISRESPECT ME?
736
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,166
LIKE, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME.
737
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,819
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME ONE BIT,
YOU KNOW?
738
00:27:18,853 --> 00:27:20,320
AND TO SAY A COMMENT
LIKE THAT?
739
00:27:20,355 --> 00:27:22,422
THAT'S THE KIND OF STUFF
THAT STARTS THE DRAMA.
740
00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,710
[ CRYING ] I DON'T WANT DRAMA.
741
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:27,844
[ SNIFFLES ]
742
00:27:27,878 --> 00:27:29,679
[ THUNDERCLAP ]
743
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,883
[ ANIMAL HOWLS AND CHITTERS ]
744
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,818
[ CONTINUES CRYING ]
745
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,604
HOW AM I...BACK
AT ANY POINT?
746
00:27:37,639 --> 00:27:41,641
LIKE, AT ANY POINT, YOU KNOW?
747
00:27:41,676 --> 00:27:42,609
[ RACCOON CHITTERS ]
WHAT?
748
00:27:42,643 --> 00:27:45,195
[ CHITTERING ]
749
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,697
I CONSIDER YOU MY FRIEND,
BUT BE HONEST WITH ME.
750
00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:49,366
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
751
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,568
FROM WHAT I JUST SAW
AND FROM WHAT I KNOW SO FAR,
752
00:27:51,602 --> 00:27:53,003
[BLEEP] THIS [BLEEP].
753
00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:54,771
IT WAS HUGE RISK
TO COME OUT HERE.
754
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:56,206
AND I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
755
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,891
[ CHITTERS ]
[ Voice breaking ] YES, I DO,
756
00:27:57,925 --> 00:27:59,359
BECAUSE THIS IS
MY...THIRD TIME HERE.
757
00:27:59,393 --> 00:28:02,962
[ SNIFFLES ] AND ONCE AGAIN,
THERE'S [BLEEP] NOBODY, LIKE...
758
00:28:02,997 --> 00:28:04,314
[ BOTTLE CLINKING ]
IT'S JUST STUPID.
759
00:28:04,348 --> 00:28:07,884
IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME
AND SO AWKWARD FOR ME.
760
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,419
AND IT'S, LIKE, LEGITIMATELY...
761
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:11,254
[ CORK POPS ]
762
00:28:11,288 --> 00:28:13,357
AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO, LIKE,
HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE.
763
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:16,577
AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO, LIKE,
GO SEE THE PARAKEETS
764
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:17,911
AND, LIKE, HANG OUT, AND...
765
00:28:17,945 --> 00:28:19,679
IT JUST MAKES ME SAD.
766
00:28:19,714 --> 00:28:21,648
[ SCREECHES ]
767
00:28:21,683 --> 00:28:22,783
I DON'T LIKE IT.
[ LOUD CLATTER ]
768
00:28:22,817 --> 00:28:24,567
WHAT AM I DOING?
769
00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:29,038
♪
770
00:28:31,226 --> 00:28:35,044
♪
771
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,381
THAT WAS SO WEIRD.
772
00:28:38,415 --> 00:28:41,718
WAS WHAT?
IT WAS SO WEIRD. I JUST SAID --
WE JUST SAID --
773
00:28:41,752 --> 00:28:43,269
THAT WAS
THE WEIRDEST CONVERSATION.
774
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,771
JOE HAS DEFINITELY PROVED
THAT HE'S THE OPPOSITE
775
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,139
OF WHAT I HEARD HE WAS.
776
00:28:46,174 --> 00:28:48,808
AND IT WAS JUST
REALLY, REALLY WEIRD
777
00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:51,211
BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
778
00:28:51,245 --> 00:28:53,146
HE WAS INVESTED IN WANTING
TO MEET PEOPLE.
779
00:28:53,181 --> 00:28:55,232
I ASKED, LIKE, FIVE DIFFERENT
QUESTIONS TRYING TO, LIKE,
780
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:57,767
TALK TO HIM AND MAKE HIM
FEEL COMFORTABLE.
Mikey: YEAH. YEAH.
781
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:59,770
AND HE LITERALLY
WAS LIKE THIS.
782
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:00,404
[ LAUGHS ]
AND WOULDN'T EVEN --
783
00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,822
HE WAS, LIKE, HEARING ME,
BUT HE WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME
784
00:29:02,857 --> 00:29:04,224
OR, LIKE, ACKNOWLEDGE ME.
785
00:29:04,258 --> 00:29:06,092
AND I ASKED HIM
SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS.
786
00:29:06,126 --> 00:29:07,827
IS HE DRUNK?
Mikey: NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
787
00:29:07,861 --> 00:29:09,062
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
788
00:29:09,096 --> 00:29:11,131
I JUST REALLY DIDN'T FEEL
A CONNECTION WITH THAT GUY.
789
00:29:11,133 --> 00:29:12,399
LIKE, RIGHT OFF THE BAT,
JUST...
YEAH, YEAH.
790
00:29:12,401 --> 00:29:14,684
I DON'T THINK HE FEELS
A CONNECTION WITH HIMSELF.
791
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:15,918
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
792
00:29:15,953 --> 00:29:17,320
FOR JOE TO COME IN LIKE THAT,
793
00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:19,122
IT'S NOT THE GREATEST WAY
FOR HIM TO KIND OF START
794
00:29:19,156 --> 00:29:20,623
HIS IMPRESSION
WITH THE FULL GROUP,
795
00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:22,358
LET ALONE THE GIRLS THAT
796
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:24,611
HE SHOULD BE INTERESTED
IN -- IN MEETING.
797
00:29:24,646 --> 00:29:27,914
♪
798
00:29:27,949 --> 00:29:29,983
Joe: CAN I SIT HERE?
Juelia: YEAH, OF COURSE.
799
00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:31,251
IS IT COOL?
Ashley I.: YEAH, OR YOU CAN
SIT THERE.
800
00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:32,252
WELL, HI, I'M JUELIA.
NICE TO MEET YOU, JUELIA.
801
00:29:32,286 --> 00:29:35,071
IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
802
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:37,140
Ashley I.:
JOE IS SUPER AWKWARD.
803
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:39,909
THIS GUY CAN BARELY
PIECE TOGETHER A SENTENCE.
804
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:40,711
HE'S BEEN HOLDING ON
TO THIS DATE CARD,
805
00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,245
HASN'T CHOSE ANYONE.
806
00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:44,197
IT'S LIKE,
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA PICK, DUDE?
807
00:29:44,231 --> 00:29:45,199
Carly: OKAY, SO YOUR --
YOUR DATE CARD
808
00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:47,934
SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES.
YOU'RE RIDING HORSES.
809
00:29:47,969 --> 00:29:49,068
RIGHT, SOMETHING ABOUT
RIDING HORSES.
810
00:29:49,103 --> 00:29:51,972
ARE YOU GOOD AT RIDING HORSES?
811
00:29:52,006 --> 00:29:53,406
UH, I MEAN,
I HAVE IN THE PAST, YEAH.
812
00:30:00,164 --> 00:30:01,598
SO DOES ANYBODY WANNA GO
HORSEBACK RIDING?
813
00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:03,016
I DO.
814
00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,318
WOULD YOU WANNA GO?
YEAH.
815
00:30:05,353 --> 00:30:06,887
WELL, GREAT.
816
00:30:06,921 --> 00:30:07,887
YAY!
HAVE YOU BEEN
HORSEBACK RIDING?
817
00:30:07,922 --> 00:30:09,322
WAIT, IS THAT
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
818
00:30:09,356 --> 00:30:10,957
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
Kirk: THAT IS SO FUNNY.
819
00:30:10,991 --> 00:30:12,960
BUT NOW YOU'RE
FREAKING JUELIA OUT.
820
00:30:12,994 --> 00:30:14,327
I KNOW!
NOW I'M FREAKING OUT!
821
00:30:14,361 --> 00:30:15,145
...WHETHER OR NOT
YOU JUST ASKED HER FOR REAL.
822
00:30:15,179 --> 00:30:18,915
DID I ASK YOU FOR REAL,
OR DO YOU REALLY WANNA GO?
823
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,017
I MEAN,
BALL'S IN YOUR COURT.
824
00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,769
DID YOU ASK ME?
I DON'T KNOW. DID I?
825
00:30:22,803 --> 00:30:24,537
I'M NOT SURE.
MM.
826
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,706
[ LAUGHTER ]
827
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,643
JOE ASKS JUELIA ON A DATE.
828
00:30:29,677 --> 00:30:31,344
BUT, LIKE, DOES HE?
829
00:30:31,378 --> 00:30:35,966
SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
LIKE, IT WAS SO FREAKING WEIRD.
830
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:36,466
WOULD YOU WANNA GO
HORSEBACK RIDING TOMORROW?
831
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,301
I WOULD LOVE TO.
832
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:41,304
I THINK HE ASKED ME OUT
ON A DATE? [ LAUGHS ]
833
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,388
PRETTY SURE?
834
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,691
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IF SHE'S
ACTUALLY RIDING WITH ME, THOUGH.
835
00:30:44,725 --> 00:30:46,125
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
836
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,095
IT'S LIKE [BLEEP]
TWILIGHT ZONE.
837
00:30:48,129 --> 00:30:49,896
I, LIKE, DON'T UNDERSTAND.
[ LAUGHS ]
838
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,232
IT'S A LITTLE FRUSTRATING
839
00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:55,852
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE JUELIA AND I
DID MAKE A CONNECTION
840
00:30:55,886 --> 00:30:57,387
THE FIRST FEW DAYS.
841
00:30:57,421 --> 00:31:00,523
I AM REALLY OPEN TO THE FACT
THAT I COULD POSSIBLY
842
00:31:00,557 --> 00:31:02,225
FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
843
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,744
I DEFINITELY HOPE
THAT JOE AND JUELIA
844
00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,146
DON'T HAVE A GREAT TIME.
845
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:09,149
AND I HOPE THAT HE FALLS OFF
THE HORSE AND BREAKS HIS LEG
846
00:31:09,151 --> 00:31:10,183
AND THEN HE HAS TO GO HOME,
YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHS ]
847
00:31:12,487 --> 00:31:15,305
♪
848
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,711
WELCOME TO MEXICO.
849
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:22,429
Tenley:
MEXICO IS SO MUCH FUN.
850
00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:26,199
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE
AND KIND OF FEELING EXCITED
851
00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:29,536
FOR A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN
WITH JOSHUA.
852
00:31:29,570 --> 00:31:30,737
CHEERS TO AN ADVENTURE.
853
00:31:30,772 --> 00:31:31,872
[ CLINK ]
THERE IT IS. ADVENTURE.
854
00:31:31,906 --> 00:31:33,272
THERE YOU GO. OKAY, READY?
855
00:31:33,307 --> 00:31:35,158
MEXICO IS THE PERFECT PLACE
TO FALL IN LOVE.
856
00:31:35,192 --> 00:31:38,828
MI AMOR, RIGHT? MI AMOR? YE.
[ GIGGLES ]
857
00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:40,229
I REALLY AM DYING TO KNOW
858
00:31:40,264 --> 00:31:42,199
ABOUT YOUR --
YOUR THEATER BACKGROUND.
859
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,683
YOU SAID YOU WENT TO SCHOOL
FOR THEATER.
860
00:31:43,718 --> 00:31:45,718
YES. SO I DID...
BUT...
861
00:31:45,753 --> 00:31:46,420
DRAMA IN HIGH SCHOOL...
OKAY.
862
00:31:46,454 --> 00:31:49,256
...FOR FOUR YEARS, AND I ENJOYED
THE HELL OUT OF IT.
863
00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:52,759
SO THEN I FOUND A SCHOOL
THAT OFFERED IT AS A MAJOR,
864
00:31:52,794 --> 00:31:55,144
WHICH WAS IDAHO STATE.
SO I DID THAT.
865
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:56,413
DID IT FOR FIVE YEARS,
GOT MY DEGREE.
866
00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:59,749
I WAS IN, LIKE, 18 SHOWS,
I THINK. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
867
00:31:59,783 --> 00:32:00,650
FAVORITE ROLE?
FAVORITE SHOW?
868
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:04,704
I PROBABLY DID "TWELFTH NIGHT."
AND I WAS SIR ANDREW AGUECHEEK.
869
00:32:04,739 --> 00:32:06,038
I'VE SEEN IT.
SHAKESPEARE SHOW.
870
00:32:06,073 --> 00:32:08,174
YEAH.
AND SO I WAS, LIKE,
THE VILLAGE IDIOT.
871
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:11,011
IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
SO YOUR TURN.
872
00:32:11,045 --> 00:32:12,446
I DANCED PROFESSIONALLY
FOR MANY YEARS.
873
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,313
REALLY?
YEAH.
874
00:32:13,347 --> 00:32:16,900
BUT I ACTUALLY WORKED FOR DISNEY
FOR, LIKE, SEVEN YEARS.
875
00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:18,534
DOING WHAT?
[ LAUGHS ] DANCING,
876
00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:23,790
BUT I ALSO GOT TO DO SOME
DIFFERENT PRINCESSES AND STUFF
877
00:32:23,825 --> 00:32:25,892
WORKING FOR TOKYO DISNEY.
878
00:32:25,926 --> 00:32:27,927
TOKYO DISNEY? WHAT?!
[ LAUGHS ]
879
00:32:27,961 --> 00:32:29,562
YEAH, SO I DID --
I DID CALIFORNIA DISNEY
880
00:32:29,596 --> 00:32:31,130
AND THEN TOKYO DISNEY.
881
00:32:31,165 --> 00:32:32,665
LIKE...
CHINESE JASMINE OR --
882
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,400
JAPANESE!
883
00:32:34,435 --> 00:32:35,685
JAPANESE...
ARIEL.
884
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,654
ARIEL! [ LAUGHS ]
885
00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:39,622
YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHS ]
886
00:32:39,656 --> 00:32:41,291
JOSHUA IS CUTE.
887
00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:43,243
HE'S KIND OF GOT
THAT RUGGED COUNTRY BOY LOOK.
888
00:32:43,277 --> 00:32:46,813
BUT THOSE BLUE EYES
AND BLOND HAIR AND NICE SMILE,
889
00:32:46,847 --> 00:32:48,881
AND HE'S BIG.
890
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:50,584
I LIKE REALLY BIG GUYS.
891
00:32:50,618 --> 00:32:52,286
[ GASPS ] OH, GOSH.
892
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,921
YOU'RE A WELDER.
MM-HMM.
THAT WAS MY DAD'S CAREER.
893
00:32:54,955 --> 00:32:55,705
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
THAT'S WHAT MY -- YEAH.
894
00:32:55,739 --> 00:32:57,206
OKAY, WE'LL GO BACK TO THAT.
895
00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:59,475
BUT ARE THESE --
ARE THESE HANDS...
[ LAUGHS ]
896
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:00,877
LIKE... [ LAUGHS ]
897
00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:02,628
LIKE, THESE ARE --
THESE ARE AMAZING.
898
00:33:02,663 --> 00:33:04,097
THEY'RE PRETTY BIG.
899
00:33:04,131 --> 00:33:06,199
THEY'RE VERY BIG BEAR HANDS.
YEAH.
900
00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:09,036
THEY'RE, LIKE, INCREDIBLE.
UH...YEP.
901
00:33:09,038 --> 00:33:11,204
HOLD ON. WAIT, WAIT.
GO LIKE THIS.
[ LAUGHING ]
902
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,474
I-I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
903
00:33:14,508 --> 00:33:15,492
THAT'S AMAZING.
904
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:18,661
IT'S LIKE DAVID AND GOLIATH
RIGHT THERE. LIKE... [ LAUGHS ]
905
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:20,930
KIND OF FEELING EXCITED.
906
00:33:20,964 --> 00:33:23,517
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE I'VE FELT...
907
00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:25,351
LIKE THIS ON A DATE.
908
00:33:25,386 --> 00:33:29,222
I SEE THIS, LIKE, BIG, LIKE,
BEAR-MAN OF A GUY.
909
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,159
LIKE, BEAR IN TWO WAYS.
[ LAUGHING ] BEAR...
910
00:33:32,193 --> 00:33:35,211
[ LAUGHING ]
I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED
A BEAR-MAN BEFORE.
911
00:33:35,245 --> 00:33:36,747
THAT WAS A NEW ONE.
I APPRECIATE IT.
912
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:40,050
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
913
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,552
JOSHUA GIVES ME
MORE THAN BUTTERFLIES.
914
00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:44,271
I'M EXCITED ABOUT JOSHUA.
915
00:33:44,305 --> 00:33:47,841
TONIGHT, MY DATE WITH JOSHUA
COULD BE POTENTIAL
916
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,376
TO A FUTURE
WITH SOMEBODY FOREVER.
917
00:33:50,411 --> 00:33:53,413
♪
918
00:33:53,415 --> 00:33:55,632
Mikey: SO WHO DO YOU THINK'S
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK?
919
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:57,700
YOU THINK JOSHUA IS, RIGHT?
920
00:33:57,735 --> 00:33:59,236
ABSOLUTELY.
JOSH IS GOING HOME.
921
00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:00,770
YEAH.
922
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:04,024
BECAUSE OUTSIDE OF ME OR YOU,
923
00:34:04,058 --> 00:34:06,292
EVERYONE THINKS
HE'S A WEIRD [BLEEP], RIGHT?
924
00:34:06,326 --> 00:34:10,230
IF JOSH AND TENLEY FIND LOVE,
I MIGHT BE GOING HOME.
925
00:34:10,264 --> 00:34:14,868
BUT A BLIND SQUIRREL
FINDS A NUT EVERY NOW AND THEN.
926
00:34:14,902 --> 00:34:16,619
YOU KNOW,
JOSHUA'S THAT BLIND SQUIRREL,
927
00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:19,122
AND HE CANNOT CRACK THAT NUT.
928
00:34:19,156 --> 00:34:22,976
WHEN I THINK OF JOSHUA
ON A DATE WITH TENLEY,
929
00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:25,745
TRYING TO PUT MOVES ON HER,
930
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,981
JOSHUA DOESN'T HAVE MOVES.
931
00:34:28,015 --> 00:34:30,584
YOU KNOW, I HAD
A BETTER CROSSOVER
932
00:34:30,618 --> 00:34:32,018
WHEN I WAS 3.
933
00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,774
GIVE ME A BREAK, DUDE.
SERIOUSLY.
934
00:34:38,809 --> 00:34:41,644
JOSH DOESN'T HAVE GAME,
935
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:46,065
SO I'M NOT REALLY THAT CONCERNED
ABOUT JOSH AND TENLEY RIGHT NOW.
936
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,901
YOU KNOW, WHEN TENLEY
COMES HOME TONIGHT,
937
00:34:48,935 --> 00:34:51,137
I PLAN TO GRAB HER
AND TELL HER, YOU KNOW,
938
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,072
"HEY, THANKS FOR DROPPING HER
OFF, JOSH."
939
00:34:53,107 --> 00:34:55,358
YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
UM, YOU KNOW,
940
00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:58,928
I'M READY TO TAKE HER
ON HER ACTUAL REAL DATE.
941
00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:02,932
TENLEY'S GONNA COME BACK
942
00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:05,284
FROM THE WORST DATE OF HER LIFE
WITH JOSHUA.
943
00:35:05,319 --> 00:35:09,755
AND I'M LOOKING TO, LIKE,
STEAL HER AWAY FOR A LITTLE BIT.
944
00:35:09,790 --> 00:35:11,157
J.J.: HEY, TENLEY.
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
945
00:35:11,191 --> 00:35:12,659
YOU KNOW, WHILE JOE MIGHT
BE GOING TO BED...
946
00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:13,927
IT'S COOL. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
947
00:35:13,961 --> 00:35:14,660
...I THINK YOUR NIGHT'S
JUST STARTING.
948
00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:16,879
OH! OHH!
949
00:35:16,913 --> 00:35:18,181
[ GIGGLES ] REALLY?
YEAH.
950
00:35:18,215 --> 00:35:21,451
OKAY.
DO YOU WANNA GO ON, LIKE,
A REAL ONE-ON-ONE?
951
00:35:21,485 --> 00:35:23,736
[ LAUGHS ]
952
00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:26,105
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
TAKE ANY MORE,
953
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:28,808
BUT WHAT DO YOU GOT, J.J.?
A LOT.
954
00:35:28,843 --> 00:35:30,944
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
955
00:35:30,978 --> 00:35:31,844
JUST SAY YES.
YES? OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]
956
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:35,098
PERFECT. LET'S GO.
957
00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:38,235
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
I'M SORRY, I'VE GOT THE GIGGLES.
958
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,369
J.J.: YOU KNOW, TENLEY SHOULD BE
EVERY GUY'S DREAM.
959
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:43,422
WE ALL COULD BE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE A TENLEY IN OUR LIFE.
960
00:35:48,228 --> 00:35:50,463
I AM SO WRAPPED AROUND
THE AXLE WITH TENLEY.
961
00:35:50,497 --> 00:35:56,019
SHE JUST KEEPS BEING HERSELF,
AND HERSELF IS AMAZING.
962
00:35:56,053 --> 00:35:58,721
THIS IS MAYBE, LIKE,
THE BEST SPOT.
963
00:35:58,756 --> 00:35:59,789
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
RIGHT?
964
00:35:59,823 --> 00:36:03,259
PRETTY AMAZING. CHEERS.
965
00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:07,414
TENLEY'S THE SWEETEST,
NICEST PERSON I'VE MET.
966
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:10,684
LIKE, THE WORD "SWEETHEART"
WAS WRITTEN FOR HER.
967
00:36:10,718 --> 00:36:13,787
I WOULD LOVE A ROSE
FROM TENLEY,
968
00:36:13,821 --> 00:36:15,538
AND I THINK THAT MAKES
A LOT OF SENSE.
969
00:36:15,572 --> 00:36:19,041
I KISSED HER SEVERAL TIMES,
970
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:23,162
AND I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP
TONIGHT VERY EXCITED.
971
00:36:23,196 --> 00:36:27,901
MY THREAT LEVEL WITH JOSH
IS, LIKE, NEGATIVE INFINITY.
972
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:31,971
I'M PLAYING CHESS.
JOSH IS PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE.
973
00:36:32,006 --> 00:36:34,440
IT'S -- IT'S NOT A FAIR FIGHT.
974
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,897
THERE'S A REASON THAT JOSH
DOESN'T HAVE SEX THAT OFTEN.
975
00:36:41,932 --> 00:36:44,317
AND THERE'S PROBABLY A REASON
976
00:36:44,319 --> 00:36:47,353
THAT I'M A LITTLE BIT MORE
SUCCESSFUL ON THAT FRONT.
977
00:36:47,388 --> 00:36:50,356
♪
978
00:36:54,395 --> 00:36:57,280
[ SNORING ]
979
00:37:04,572 --> 00:37:07,340
♪
980
00:37:07,374 --> 00:37:08,941
COMING UP...
981
00:37:08,975 --> 00:37:10,276
WHEN WE SEE A RED FLAG
LIKE THAT...
982
00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:12,077
IT JUST FELT LIKE
A BAD, YOU KNOW, APPLE
983
00:37:12,112 --> 00:37:13,246
COMING INTO THE MIX.
YEAH.
984
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,999
HE WOULD JUST, LIKE, RATTLE OFF,
LIKE, ABOUT HIS PARTYING
985
00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:17,033
AND HIS DRUGS
AND THIS AND THAT.
986
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:20,703
I'M NOT LOOKING TO JUST [BLEEP]
WITH SOMEBODY.
YEAH.
987
00:37:20,737 --> 00:37:22,104
JOSHUA IS NOT ACTING LIKE
988
00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:24,090
THE GUY WHO'S DONE
SOMETHING WRONG AT ALL.
989
00:37:24,124 --> 00:37:25,624
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT'VE
MADE THEM NERVOUS?
990
00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:27,160
ABOUT ME?
991
00:37:27,194 --> 00:37:30,663
I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE
MY HEART ON SOMEBODY ELSE
992
00:37:30,698 --> 00:37:31,698
THAT'S NOT RIGHT FOR ME.
993
00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:33,999
AND LATER...
994
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:34,701
Mikey: I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
995
00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:37,854
WHY? I'M HERE TO EXPLORE.
996
00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:39,956
GO. EXPLORE.
WHY EVEN TALK TO ME?
997
00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:41,691
IN NO WAY HAVE I EVER
DISRESPECTED YOU.
998
00:37:41,725 --> 00:37:43,360
THIS IS TOTAL [BLEEP].
999
00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,945
I'M GLAD I MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
I'M DONE.
1000
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:46,912
MIKEY, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
OR ANYTHING?
1001
00:37:46,947 --> 00:37:47,613
NO, DUDE,
I-I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
1002
00:37:47,647 --> 00:37:50,349
[ CRYING ] MIKEY JUST SHREDS ME
A NEW ONE, AND IT'S LIKE --
1003
00:37:50,383 --> 00:37:52,451
HE'S JUST -- WELL, IT'S BECAUSE
HIS FEELINGS ARE REALLY HURT.
1004
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:58,140
♪
1005
00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,765
I WAS HERE TO HOPEFULLY FIND
A RELATIONSHIP
1006
00:38:05,799 --> 00:38:07,299
'CAUSE THAT IS WHAT
I TRULY WANT.
1007
00:38:07,334 --> 00:38:10,236
YEAH.
AND IF I'M NOT,
THEN I WOULD JUST RATHER LEAVE.
1008
00:38:10,270 --> 00:38:12,005
YEAH.
1009
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,457
JUST BECAUSE I MISS MY DAUGHTER,
YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
1010
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:18,995
I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR JUELIA,
AND I DO WANT HER TO FIND LOVE.
1011
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,663
YOU KNOW, JUELIA'S SUCH
A GREAT, GREAT PERSON
1012
00:38:20,697 --> 00:38:21,481
AND A SWEETHEART
1013
00:38:21,515 --> 00:38:26,019
AND SINGLE MOM WHO HAS,
YOU KNOW, A VERY DIFFICULT PAST.
1014
00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:28,220
YOUR DAUGHTER
TAKES PRIORITY.
1015
00:38:28,255 --> 00:38:30,957
YEAH. I HAVE A HUGE
RESPONSIBILITY IN MY LIFE.
1016
00:38:30,991 --> 00:38:33,293
AND IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ME.
1017
00:38:33,327 --> 00:38:36,312
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME
TO LEAVE MY DAUGHTER
1018
00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:41,784
AND, YOU KNOW, REALLY SET ASIDE
TIME TO FOCUS ON MYSELF
1019
00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:44,404
AND REALLY TRY TO FIND LOVE.
1020
00:38:44,438 --> 00:38:47,240
I KNOW THAT I'M A GOOD WOMAN.
I'M NOT GONNA SETTLE.
1021
00:38:47,274 --> 00:38:51,010
I'M NOT GONNA JUST DATE PEOPLE
BECAUSE I'M BORED.
YEAH.
1022
00:38:51,044 --> 00:38:53,846
OR BECAUSE I WANNA MAKE
MYSELF FEEL GOOD
1023
00:38:53,881 --> 00:38:56,265
OR BECAUSE I FEEL LONELY.
1024
00:38:56,299 --> 00:38:57,200
YEAH.
1025
00:38:57,234 --> 00:38:59,402
LIKE, I'M DATING BECAUSE
I THINK THAT THEY COULD BE
1026
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:02,622
REALLY GOOD ADDITION TO MY LIFE
AND MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE.
1027
00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:04,790
YEAH.
1028
00:39:04,825 --> 00:39:05,858
I REALLY JUST WANNA BE
WITH SOMEBODY
1029
00:39:05,892 --> 00:39:07,226
WHO REALLY ACCEPTS ME
FOR WHO I AM
1030
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,895
AND ACCEPTS THE FACT
THAT I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
1031
00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,163
WE'RE A PACKAGE DEAL,
1032
00:39:10,197 --> 00:39:13,833
AND IF I COULD JUST FIND
THAT PERSON AND JUST BE HAPPY...
1033
00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:15,151
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO.
1034
00:39:15,185 --> 00:39:17,153
...THAT'S ALL I COULD EVER
ASK FOR.
1035
00:39:19,456 --> 00:39:20,824
♪
1036
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,175
I MET JOE...
YEAH.
1037
00:39:23,210 --> 00:39:25,077
AND FOUND OUT THAT
YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE TODAY.
1038
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,212
[ LAUGHS ]
AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU.
1039
00:39:26,246 --> 00:39:29,882
I'M REALLY HOPING THAT
NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE FUN TODAY,
1040
00:39:29,917 --> 00:39:31,984
BUT THAT I HAVE SOME, LIKE,
ROMANTIC FEELINGS
1041
00:39:32,019 --> 00:39:33,987
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T REALLY
HAD THAT HERE YET.
1042
00:39:34,021 --> 00:39:36,306
I KNOW.
LIKE I CAN'T WAIT.
SO EXCITED.
1043
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,207
SO LAST NIGHT,
WHEN JOE ARRIVED AT THE HOUSE,
1044
00:39:38,241 --> 00:39:39,909
I THINK HE WAS JUST
REALLY NERVOUS.
1045
00:39:39,943 --> 00:39:42,228
AND, YOU KNOW,
HE ASKED ME ON THE DATE.
1046
00:39:42,263 --> 00:39:44,798
BUT I DIDN'T -- HE DIDN'T REALLY
HAVE A CHANCE TO TALK TO ME YET
1047
00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:46,932
SO I WASN'T REALLY SURE,
YOU KNOW,
1048
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:47,800
THE REASON WHY HE WAS ASKING ME
ON THE DATE,
1049
00:39:47,835 --> 00:39:49,435
BUT I REALLY GLAD THAT HE DID.
1050
00:39:49,469 --> 00:39:51,603
[ KNOCKS ]
HI!
1051
00:39:51,638 --> 00:39:53,172
HEY. YOU READY?
I'M EXCITED.
1052
00:39:53,207 --> 00:39:54,757
I AM, TOO. YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
1053
00:39:54,791 --> 00:39:56,759
THANK YOU.
1054
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:58,294
LET'S GO. LET'S DO THIS.
1055
00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:58,862
LET'S DO IT. COME ON.
Tenley: HAVE FUN, JUELIA!
1056
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,629
BYE! LOVE YOU, TOO!
1057
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:03,116
♪
1058
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:08,954
JOE TOOK JUELIA ON A DATE,
SO, UH...
1059
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:11,557
YOU KNOW, YEAH.
I MEAN, IT SUCKS THAT SHE WENT.
1060
00:40:11,592 --> 00:40:13,192
WE HAD OUR ROSE CEREMONY.
1061
00:40:13,226 --> 00:40:16,045
I WAS ABLE TO GIVE OUT MY ROSE
TO JUELIA.
1062
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:19,282
BUT NOW BECAUSE JOE TOOK JUELIA
ON A DATE,
1063
00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:20,783
NOW IT'S LIKE, IF THEY HAVE
A GREAT CONNECTION,
1064
00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:23,035
THEN I'M KINDA...OUT OF LUCK.
1065
00:40:23,070 --> 00:40:25,337
I THINK,
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
1066
00:40:25,372 --> 00:40:28,040
JOE'S KIND OF JUST USING JUELIA
TO GET A ROSE
1067
00:40:28,074 --> 00:40:29,575
SO THAT HE CAN MOVE FORWARD.
1068
00:40:29,609 --> 00:40:33,179
Joe: I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD DATE.
1069
00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:39,001
♪
1070
00:40:42,088 --> 00:40:44,324
I DIDN'T GET THE SCOOP
ON YOUR DATE. YOU GUYS HAD FUN?
1071
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:46,826
I WOULD LOVE TO KEEP TALKING
ABOUT IT. I HAD SO MUCH FUN.
1072
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,428
YEAH? IT WAS A BLAST?
1073
00:40:48,462 --> 00:40:49,929
IT WAS A BLAST.
1074
00:40:49,963 --> 00:40:51,096
AND THEN WE WENT DANCING...
KIND OF.
1075
00:40:51,131 --> 00:40:54,033
AND YOU'RE A BIG DANCER, RIGHT?
YOU REALLY LIKE DANCING?
1076
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:55,018
Joshua: IT WAS LIKE
AN UPRIGHT SEIZURE.
1077
00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:57,286
HE'S TWINKLETOES OVER HERE.
SERIOUSLY, I ACTUALLY --
1078
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,988
Jared: HE'S VERY LIGHT
ON HIS FEET.
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT KIDDING.
1079
00:40:59,022 --> 00:41:00,923
NO.
HE DID LEAD ME AROUND,
1080
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,809
DOING SOME...CUTE MOVES.
IT WAS FUN.
1081
00:41:03,843 --> 00:41:05,044
YEAH, UH, CUTE? I DON'T...
[ LAUGHS ]
1082
00:41:05,078 --> 00:41:08,047
THAT'S NOT THE WORD I WOULD
USE... [ LAUGHS ] FOR IT.
1083
00:41:08,081 --> 00:41:10,249
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUN.
OH, THANKS.
1084
00:41:10,283 --> 00:41:12,918
LAST NIGHT WITH JOSHUA
WAS JUST SO MUCH FUN.
1085
00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:15,771
I-I FELT A NATURAL CHEMISTRY
WITH HIM.
1086
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,140
WHAT I WAS FEELING LAST NIGHT
1087
00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:19,208
WAS THAT THERE WAS
SOMETHING MUTUAL,
1088
00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:21,777
AND I ABSOLUTELY
LOVED THAT FEELING.
1089
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,663
THIS IS PARADISE, RIGHT?
1090
00:41:24,698 --> 00:41:26,999
I THINK A MASSAGE
IS PART OF IT.
1091
00:41:27,033 --> 00:41:29,335
I'M NOT GONNA SAY NO
TO THAT.
1092
00:41:29,370 --> 00:41:33,272
JOSHUA IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN
AND VERY, VERY SWEET.
1093
00:41:33,307 --> 00:41:37,192
I DON'T KNOW IF I-I SAW
SOMETHING RIGHT AWAY LONG TERM,
1094
00:41:37,227 --> 00:41:41,397
BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY A FEELING
THAT I WANTED TO PURSUE
1095
00:41:41,431 --> 00:41:42,331
HERE IN PARADISE.
1096
00:41:42,365 --> 00:41:44,100
[ MOANS ]
1097
00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:45,768
Ashley S.: THE PASSION IS
DEFINITELY THERE
1098
00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:46,885
WITH JOSHUA AND TENLEY.
1099
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,387
SHE WANTS IT HARD.
[ LAUGHS ]
1100
00:41:48,421 --> 00:41:50,856
Man: WHOA!
1101
00:41:50,891 --> 00:41:53,826
Ashley S.: SHE'S SO HAPPY.
1102
00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:55,878
I'VE NEVER SEEN TENLEY
SO HAPPY.
1103
00:41:55,912 --> 00:41:57,813
THIS IS PARADISE RIGHT NOW.
1104
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,815
Clare: I'M OVER THE MOON
FOR TENLEY.
1105
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,884
SHE DESERVES
A REALLY, REALLY GOOD GUY
1106
00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:03,352
THAT HAS A MUTUAL CONNECTION
WITH HER.
1107
00:42:08,775 --> 00:42:09,241
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA HYDRATE?
1108
00:42:26,493 --> 00:42:27,259
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
1109
00:42:32,465 --> 00:42:36,485
Ashley I.: JOSHUA WAS SAYING
SOME WEIRD THINGS ABOUT DRUGS.
1110
00:42:36,519 --> 00:42:38,354
MOLLY'S A HALLUCINOGEN
1111
00:42:38,388 --> 00:42:41,323
WHICH MAKES YOU, LIKE,
ALL HIGH AND DANCE-Y.
1112
00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:48,280
WHAT?
1113
00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:01,844
I THINK WE'RE ALL JUST WONDERING
ABOUT JOSHUA'S LIFESTYLE.
1114
00:43:01,878 --> 00:43:04,980
HE'S A WELDER FROM IDAHO
WHO DOES MOLLY?
1115
00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:08,935
RIGHT NOW, HIS WHOLE, LIKE,
DRUG PARTY THING
1116
00:43:08,937 --> 00:43:10,903
IS MAKING ME WONDER, LIKE,
WHAT KIND OF GUY HE IS.
1117
00:43:10,937 --> 00:43:13,239
BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
A HUSBAND,
1118
00:43:13,273 --> 00:43:15,824
YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR
THAT HE'S POPPIN' PILLS.
1119
00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:16,458
Joshua: YOU NEVER WOKE UP
AND WENT,
1120
00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:19,429
"WHERE'D MY MONEY GO?"
AND "WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?"
1121
00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:20,896
ONLY IN VEGAS.
1122
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:21,897
I GOT A GOOD BUDDY
THAT LIVES THERE,
1123
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:23,232
SO I JUST STAY WITH HIM.
1124
00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:26,035
WE DID THE WHOLE FRIDAY NIGHT.
IT WAS A BACHELOR PARTY.
1125
00:43:26,069 --> 00:43:28,287
WE WENT TO
THE HYDE BELLAGIO...
1126
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:31,991
ON MOLLY. [ LAUGHS ]
1127
00:43:32,025 --> 00:43:34,961
THAT WAS INTERESTING,
1128
00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:37,814
'CAUSE YOU WAKE UP
WITH NO CASH, NO MEMORIES,
1129
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,882
AND YOUR MOUTH
TASTES LIKE [BLEEP].
1130
00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:41,150
I GOT NO PROBLEM
WITH THAT AT ALL.
1131
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,388
[ WOMAN SIGHS ]
1132
00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:48,341
RIGHT NOW JOSH IS BASICALLY
TELLING THE GIRLS
1133
00:43:48,343 --> 00:43:50,643
ABOUT HOW HE WAS, UH,
POPPING MOLLIES IN VEGAS,
1134
00:43:50,677 --> 00:43:52,044
AND, UH, COUPLE OF THE GIRLS
1135
00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:53,879
DEFINITELY GOT UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH THAT
1136
00:43:53,913 --> 00:43:56,064
AND THEY GOT REALLY OFFENDED
BY IT.
1137
00:43:56,099 --> 00:43:58,200
I AM A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT TENLEY.
1138
00:43:58,235 --> 00:44:00,102
I MEAN, SHE DESERVES, LIKE,
THE BEST, SO...
1139
00:44:00,136 --> 00:44:02,604
I WOULDN'T WANT HER TO BE LED
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION,
1140
00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:04,073
YOU KNOW?
1141
00:44:04,107 --> 00:44:05,708
I FEEL LIKE
TENLEY DOESN'T KNOW
1142
00:44:05,742 --> 00:44:07,393
THE SIDE OF JOSH
THAT I KINDA SAW.
1143
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:09,295
SO SOMEONE SHOULD PROBABLY
LET HER KNOW, TALK TO HER.
1144
00:44:09,329 --> 00:44:13,966
AND, UH, I FEEL LIKE
IT'S ALMOST MY RESPONSIBILITY.
1145
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,085
I FEEL LIKE I'M YOUR
BIG BROTHER. I LOVE YOU.
1146
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:17,153
LIKE, I WANNA, I'M LIKE --
I HAVE A LITTLE SISTER.
1147
00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:20,089
SO, LIKE, HONESTLY, THAT'S WHAT
YOU FEEL LIKE TO ME.
1148
00:44:20,123 --> 00:44:23,092
SO, LIKE, IF I FELT LIKE
MY LITTLE SISTER WAS DATING
1149
00:44:23,126 --> 00:44:25,761
SOMEONE THAT MAYBE
I DIDN'T REALLY...
1150
00:44:25,795 --> 00:44:27,230
NOT NECESSARILY APPROVE OF,
1151
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:28,814
BUT I SAW, LIKE, A COUPLE THINGS
THAT BOTHERED ME,
1152
00:44:28,848 --> 00:44:29,582
I WOULD DEFINITELY TELL HER.
1153
00:44:29,616 --> 00:44:31,985
I NEED TO KNOW RED FLAGS.
AND I WANNA LISTEN TO IT.
YEAH.
1154
00:44:32,019 --> 00:44:33,719
IN THE PAST, I HAVEN'T LISTENED
TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY
1155
00:44:33,753 --> 00:44:35,170
ABOUT RED FLAGS.
1156
00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:37,173
IT'S NOT LIKE,
"OH, WE HEARD RUMORS."
1157
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,107
IT WAS COMING OUT
OF HIS MOUTH, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
1158
00:44:38,141 --> 00:44:40,977
HE WOULD JUST, LIKE, RATTLE OFF,
LIKE, ABOUT HIS PARTYING
1159
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,945
AND HIS DRUGS
AND THIS AND THAT.
1160
00:44:42,979 --> 00:44:43,845
AND THEN LIKE,
IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME AT FIRST,
1161
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,214
BUT THEN I LOOKED AT JADE.
1162
00:44:45,248 --> 00:44:47,733
AND JADE'S KIND OF LIKE YOU.
SHE'S A SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW.
1163
00:44:47,767 --> 00:44:49,001
AND SHE JUST LIKE CLAMMED UP
1164
00:44:49,035 --> 00:44:50,269
AND, LIKE, HER FACE GOT
BEET RED.
1165
00:44:50,303 --> 00:44:52,037
IT WAS JUST
VERY, VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
1166
00:44:52,072 --> 00:44:53,973
AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE,
LIKE --
1167
00:44:54,007 --> 00:44:54,656
LIKE, WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS GUY -- YOU KNOW,
1168
00:44:54,691 --> 00:44:57,960
WE'VE HAD OUR GROUP HERE
AND EVERYONE'S GOTTEN ALONG.
YEAH.
1169
00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:58,561
AND THEN, LIKE,
IT JUST FELT LIKE --
1170
00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:01,330
LIKE A BAD, YOU KNOW, APPLE
COMING INTO THE MIX.
YEAH.
1171
00:45:01,364 --> 00:45:03,365
I'VE NEVER DONE A DRUG
IN MY LIFE...
I COULDN'T PICTURE YOU --
1172
00:45:03,399 --> 00:45:06,068
AND THAT'S JUST NOT
A PART OF MY LIFESTYLE.
YEAH.
1173
00:45:06,102 --> 00:45:07,687
BUT, I MEAN,
I'M OKAY WITH PEOPLE
1174
00:45:07,721 --> 00:45:08,587
WHO HAVE LIVED
THROUGH A PAST.
1175
00:45:08,621 --> 00:45:10,956
BUT, LIKE, WHEN WE SEE
A RED FLAG LIKE THAT...
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
1176
00:45:10,991 --> 00:45:12,591
YEAH, GUYS, I NEED THAT.
1177
00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:14,193
AND EVERYBODY ELSE AT THE TABLE
SAW A RED FLAG, LIKE...
I NEED THAT.
1178
00:45:14,228 --> 00:45:16,578
YOU DON'T WANT JUST, YOU KNOW,
A-A PARTY BOY OR -- YOU KNOW,
1179
00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:19,915
I KNOW YOU -- I KNOW YOU WANNA
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW?
1180
00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:21,684
IT'S SUCH A BUMMER
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE,
1181
00:45:21,718 --> 00:45:24,553
OH, I KINDA WANNA JUST SOAK UP
THAT CHEMISTRY WHILE I CAN.
RIGHT. RIGHT.
1182
00:45:24,587 --> 00:45:27,306
YEAH.
AND THEN JUST BE LIKE, OKAY.
BUT I DON'T WANNA BE STUPID
1183
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:30,042
BECAUSE I CAN VERY EASILY
JUST GET WRAPPED UP IN THAT.
1184
00:45:30,077 --> 00:45:31,811
YEAH. RIGHT. RIGHT.
YEAH.
1185
00:45:31,845 --> 00:45:32,878
AND MY -- MY FAMILY
WAS WORRIED, LIKE,
1186
00:45:32,912 --> 00:45:34,346
"DON'T GET WRAPPED UP AGAIN
1187
00:45:34,381 --> 00:45:36,032
IN SOMETHING THAT'S NOT GOING
TO BE YOUR FOREVER."
1188
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,700
NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA
BE LASTING.
1189
00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:39,001
AND I WANNA BE SO CAREFUL...
YEAH.
1190
00:45:39,035 --> 00:45:40,303
THIS TIME AROUND IN MY LIFE.
1191
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:43,972
I'M NOT LOOKING TO JUST [BLEEP]
WITH SOMEBODY...
YEAH.
1192
00:45:44,007 --> 00:45:45,574
[ Voice breaks ]
WHY AM I GONNA CRY?
AH!
1193
00:45:45,608 --> 00:45:46,175
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.
1194
00:45:46,209 --> 00:45:48,293
I DON'T WANNA [BLEEP] WITH,
LIKE, A RELATIONSHIP --
1195
00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:51,630
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TO
SCREW AROUND.
YEAH. YOU'RE...
1196
00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:52,231
NO, I'M LOOKING FOR --
YEAH.
1197
00:45:52,265 --> 00:45:55,200
AND -- BUT THE CHEMISTRY
WITH JOSHUA FEELS WHAT LIKE --
1198
00:45:55,234 --> 00:45:56,352
WHAT I WAS EXCITED
TO EXPERIENCE.
YEAH.
1199
00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:59,855
AND WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
Mikey and Dan: YEAH.
1200
00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:01,791
[ CRYING ]
OF COURSE.
STOP. YOU GOTTA STOP.
1201
00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:03,659
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE FINE.
1202
00:46:03,693 --> 00:46:05,027
[ CHUCKLES ] I JUST...
1203
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,562
I APPRECIATE THAT
YOU GUYS CARE.
1204
00:46:06,596 --> 00:46:08,180
YEAH.
1205
00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:11,617
I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH, LIKE,
ANOTHER FIVE YEARS OF, LIKE...
1206
00:46:11,651 --> 00:46:13,553
RIGHT.
OR EVEN THIS.
1207
00:46:13,587 --> 00:46:15,054
RIGHT.
YEAH. YEAH.
1208
00:46:15,088 --> 00:46:18,240
AND HOW DO I TALK TO HIM
ABOUT IT?
1209
00:46:18,274 --> 00:46:22,578
I KEEP CRYING 'CAUSE I JUST SEE
IT SO CLEARLY IN MY PATTERNS.
1210
00:46:22,612 --> 00:46:24,713
I'M, LIKE, WATCHING MY PAST
1211
00:46:24,748 --> 00:46:26,815
AND, LIKE, SEEING
WHAT I'VE DONE.
1212
00:46:26,850 --> 00:46:28,267
AND I DON'T WANNA DO THAT AGAIN.
1213
00:46:28,301 --> 00:46:30,803
AND HERE I AM, LIKE, WITH IT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
1214
00:46:30,837 --> 00:46:32,137
YOU'RE GONNA BE GOOD.
1215
00:46:32,172 --> 00:46:35,691
I DO DESERVE THE RIGHT GUY.
I WANNA HOLD OUT FOR THAT.
1216
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,559
I'M NOT IN -- I'M NOT...
1217
00:46:37,594 --> 00:46:43,498
I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE
AND MY HEART ON SOMEBODY ELSE
1218
00:46:43,533 --> 00:46:45,034
THAT'S NOT RIGHT FOR ME.
1219
00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:46,735
BUT I ALSO HAVE ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD
1220
00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:48,420
TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT ONE.
1221
00:46:48,455 --> 00:46:51,356
♪
1222
00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:55,027
COMING UP...
1223
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,411
Juelia:
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SO PRETTY.
1224
00:46:56,446 --> 00:47:00,049
Jonathan: I THINK JOE'S KINDA
JUST USING JUELIA TO GET A ROSE.
1225
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,817
I HOPE THAT HE FALLS OFF
THE HORSE, BREAKS HIS LEG,
1226
00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:03,185
AND HAS TO GO HOME.
1227
00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:06,689
IF THEY HAVE A GREAT CONNECTION,
THEN I'M...OUT OF LUCK.
1228
00:47:06,723 --> 00:47:09,041
Juelia: IT FEELS AMAZING
WITH JOE.
1229
00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:12,311
IT'S TRULY PARADISE,
AND I LOVE IT HERE.
1230
00:47:12,345 --> 00:47:15,797
Jade: CLARE AND ASHLEY I.
ARE BOTH FIGHTING FOR JARED,
1231
00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:17,766
AND IT'S KIND OF A BATTLE.
1232
00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:20,269
HE'S GOT THESE, LIKE...
JUICY LIPS.
1233
00:47:20,303 --> 00:47:24,940
I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE BAD
THE SECOND SHE WALKED IN.
1234
00:47:24,974 --> 00:47:26,875
Tanner: ASHLEY IS DEFINITELY
INTO JARED,
1235
00:47:26,909 --> 00:47:28,894
BUT I THINK HE LIKES CLARE
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
1236
00:47:28,928 --> 00:47:30,329
SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY
GONNA GO DOWN.
1237
00:47:30,363 --> 00:47:33,198
[ CRYING ] THIS HURTS,
LIKE, REALLY BAD.
1238
00:47:33,232 --> 00:47:35,951
Kirk: TO SEE THAT HAPPEN RIGHT
IN FRONT OF YOU, THAT HURTS.
1239
00:47:35,985 --> 00:47:37,453
YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY AT ME?
1240
00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:39,021
I AM ANGRY.
1241
00:47:39,055 --> 00:47:40,655
EVERYTHING IS
FREAKIN' BOILING,
1242
00:47:40,690 --> 00:47:42,924
LIKE, IT'S JUST...PHEW.
1243
00:47:42,959 --> 00:47:44,526
Mikey: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
IT'S [BLEEP].
1244
00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,261
I'M DONE.
1245
00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:51,867
♪
1246
00:47:51,901 --> 00:47:55,170
SO HOW -- HOW ARE --
1247
00:47:55,204 --> 00:47:58,106
HOW DO YOU THINK THINGS ARE
GOING TODAY FOR JUELIA AND JOE?
1248
00:47:58,141 --> 00:48:00,126
[ LAUGHS ] I HAVE NO IDEA.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
1249
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,860
IT HAS TO BE GOING
A HELL OF A LOT BETTER
1250
00:48:01,895 --> 00:48:03,395
THAN IT WENT LAST NIGHT.
1251
00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:05,798
Kirk: I WOULD SAY OF ALL
THE ENTRANCES SO FAR,
1252
00:48:05,832 --> 00:48:07,065
JOE'S WAS PROBABLY
THE MOST AWKWARD.
1253
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,902
HE'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
AROUND, LIKE, THE LADIES.
1254
00:48:09,936 --> 00:48:10,902
LIKE, HE TREATS KIND OF, LIKE,
THE GIRLS
1255
00:48:10,937 --> 00:48:12,788
LIKE HE TREATS THE GUYS.
1256
00:48:12,822 --> 00:48:14,623
JOE'S A GUY'S GUY.
NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
1257
00:48:14,658 --> 00:48:16,092
HE JUST AN OFF DAY
1258
00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:17,826
ON A REALLY BAD DAY
TO HAVE AN OFF DAY.
1259
00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:20,979
[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S TRUE.
I HAVE TO SAY.
1260
00:48:21,013 --> 00:48:21,514
I DON'T KNOW.
THE THING ABOUT JUELIA IS
1261
00:48:21,548 --> 00:48:24,283
SHE'S SUPER OPEN, I THINK,
TO THE POSSIBILITY OF LOVE HERE.
1262
00:48:24,317 --> 00:48:25,684
YEAH, TOTALLY.
SO SHE'LL GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
1263
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,019
LIKE, I DON'T THINK
1264
00:48:27,053 --> 00:48:29,255
SHE'LL JUDGE THAT BOOK
BY ITS COVER YESTERDAY.
YEAH.
1265
00:48:29,289 --> 00:48:33,042
JUELIA IS ABSOLUTELY HERE
FOR 100% THE RIGHT REASONS.
1266
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:35,310
LIKE, SHE HAS A DAUGHTER
AT HOME.
1267
00:48:35,345 --> 00:48:37,780
SHE IS HERE TO FIND A FATHER
FOR HER CHILD,
1268
00:48:37,814 --> 00:48:39,064
AND SHE DESERVES LOVE.
1269
00:48:39,099 --> 00:48:42,101
I THINK THAT AT THIS POINT,
SHE'S BEING SUPER HONEST,
1270
00:48:42,135 --> 00:48:44,636
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT.
1271
00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:47,372
JUELIA NEEDS A MAN.
1272
00:48:47,407 --> 00:48:49,508
AND JUELIA DOES NOT DESERVE
TO BE TOYED AROUND,
1273
00:48:49,542 --> 00:48:50,343
THAT'S FOR SURE.
NO.
1274
00:48:50,377 --> 00:48:53,328
I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO APPROACH
JUELIA IS IF YOU'RE, LIKE,
1275
00:48:53,363 --> 00:48:55,097
ROMANTICALLY, IS IF
YOU'RE ACTUALLY INTERESTED
1276
00:48:55,131 --> 00:48:57,199
IN SEEING WHERE IT GOES.
YEAH.
1277
00:48:57,233 --> 00:49:01,620
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T
MESS WITH HER SITUATION.
1278
00:49:01,654 --> 00:49:03,122
THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.
1279
00:49:03,156 --> 00:49:07,192
AND RIGHT NOW THE QUESTION
IS STILL OUT THERE ABOUT JOE.
1280
00:49:07,227 --> 00:49:10,095
♪
1281
00:49:13,182 --> 00:49:16,385
I HOPE WE'RE RIDING HORSES.
YOU GOTTA SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE.
1282
00:49:16,419 --> 00:49:17,219
I'LL DO MY BEST.
1283
00:49:17,253 --> 00:49:19,772
WE ARRIVED IN THIS BEAUTIFUL,
CUTE, LITTLE TINY TOWN
1284
00:49:19,806 --> 00:49:21,173
HERE IN MEXICO.
1285
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:24,776
AND I'M REALLY EXCITED TO
BE HERE ON THIS DATE WITH JOE.
1286
00:49:24,810 --> 00:49:27,046
LIKE A LITTLE STORE.
IT IS.
1287
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,347
I WAS SURPRISED
THAT HE ASKED ME OUT,
1288
00:49:28,381 --> 00:49:31,150
JUST BECAUSE WE HADN'T REALLY
HAD A CHANCE TO TALK YET.
1289
00:49:31,184 --> 00:49:37,105
AND SO I WASN'T REALLY SURE,
YOU KNOW, WHY HE CHOSE ME.
1290
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:38,574
SO PUT IT IN THERE
AND JUST PUSH UP.
1291
00:49:38,608 --> 00:49:39,891
AAH!
THERE YOU GO.
1292
00:49:39,926 --> 00:49:41,193
I AM HERE TO FIND LOVE.
1293
00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:43,162
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN LIFE.
1294
00:49:43,196 --> 00:49:44,763
SO THIS IS GONNA BE
A REALLY GOOD CHANCE
1295
00:49:44,798 --> 00:49:46,031
TO JUST GET TO KNOW HIM
1296
00:49:46,065 --> 00:49:47,800
AND, YOU KNOW,
SEE WHAT HE'S ABOUT
1297
00:49:47,834 --> 00:49:48,600
AND SEE IF WE HAVE
A CONNECTION HERE.
1298
00:49:48,635 --> 00:49:51,687
♪
1299
00:49:51,721 --> 00:49:54,256
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
1300
00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:57,159
♪
1301
00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:13,008
Juelia: I'M SO LUCKY TO BE HERE
IN MEXICO. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
1302
00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:15,811
AND I WOULD LOVE FOR JOE TO SEE
THE SIDE OF ME
1303
00:50:15,845 --> 00:50:19,648
THAT'S JUST FUN AND PLAYFUL.
1304
00:50:19,682 --> 00:50:20,866
WHOO! [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, MY GOD.
1305
00:50:20,901 --> 00:50:22,668
I AM HERE TO FIND LOVE,
1306
00:50:22,702 --> 00:50:23,436
AND THAT'S
MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.
1307
00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:27,273
SO AT THIS POINT, WE NEED
TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
1308
00:50:27,307 --> 00:50:29,775
IF ALL GOES WELL,
MAYBE JOE AND I CAN JUST
1309
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:30,442
RIDE OFF INTO
THE SUNSET TOGETHER.
1310
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:34,329
IT DOES KIND OF PUT ME
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK NOW,
1311
00:50:34,363 --> 00:50:37,766
SO I GOTTA JUST KINDA
TALK TO HER WHEN SHE GETS BACK,
1312
00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:39,001
SEE WHERE HER HEAD IS
AND, YOU KNOW,
1313
00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:40,218
IT WAS KIND OF
THE THING, LIKE,
1314
00:50:40,253 --> 00:50:42,021
"HEY, WE COULD SEE WHERE
THIS GOES."
1315
00:50:42,055 --> 00:50:42,588
BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST NEEDED HER
TO BE MORE OPEN.
1316
00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:44,990
I MEAN, THE PILOT LIGHT WAS LIT.
YOU JUST DIDN'T...YOU KNOW.
1317
00:50:45,024 --> 00:50:46,825
YEAH, IT DIDN'T, YOU KNOW,
1318
00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:47,792
I DIDN'T THROW
THE GASOLINE ON THERE
1319
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:49,127
THE WAY SHE WANTED,
I GUESS.
1320
00:50:49,161 --> 00:50:51,263
YOU KNOW, JUELIA WAS INTO ME,
I THOUGHT.
1321
00:50:51,297 --> 00:50:55,518
BUT NOW SHE'S INTO JOE,
SO...WE'RE TOTAL OPPOSITES.
1322
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:59,554
JOE AND I ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
TOTALLY DIFFERENT STYLES.
1323
00:50:59,589 --> 00:51:01,206
IT'S A LITTLE FRUSTRATING
1324
00:51:01,241 --> 00:51:03,842
THAT I DID SPEND SO MUCH TIME
WITH JUELIA
1325
00:51:03,877 --> 00:51:05,144
IF SHE WASN'T FEELING
THE SAME WAY.
1326
00:51:05,178 --> 00:51:07,746
SO IT'S WEIRD. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HER HEAD IS, SO...
1327
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:08,614
I -- AT LEAST TALK TO HER.
1328
00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,382
Tanner: WELL, HOPEFULLY, SHE'LL
AT LEAST GIVE YOU THE RESPECT
1329
00:51:10,417 --> 00:51:12,400
OF TELLING YOU WHICH WAY
SHE'S GOING BEFORE.
RIGHT, EXACTLY.
1330
00:51:12,435 --> 00:51:15,203
THAT WAY YOU CAN EITHER --
SO I'M NOT JUST SITTING HERE.
1331
00:51:15,237 --> 00:51:16,171
SO I'M NOT JUST SITTING HERE,
AND, UH...
1332
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,993
YEAH.
...WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES
AND NOTHING HAPPENING.
1333
00:51:21,027 --> 00:51:22,794
SELFISHLY, I HOPE THAT, UH,
1334
00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:24,029
WHEN JOE GOES ON THIS DATE
WITH HER,
1335
00:51:24,063 --> 00:51:25,664
HE FALLS OFF THE HORSE,
BREAKS HIS LEG,
1336
00:51:25,698 --> 00:51:27,132
AND HAS TO GO HOME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1337
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,967
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH, MAKE IT MUCH EASIER.
1338
00:51:29,001 --> 00:51:29,902
LIKE, SORRY, JOE,
I LOVE YOU, BUDDY, BUT...
1339
00:51:29,936 --> 00:51:30,469
YEAH, I HOPE THAT HAPPENS.
1340
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:35,090
♪
1341
00:51:37,994 --> 00:51:40,713
OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S SO PRETTY.
1342
00:51:40,747 --> 00:51:45,016
OH, MY GOSH.
THIS IS SO AWESOME.
1343
00:51:45,051 --> 00:51:46,651
Juelia: THIS SETTING
IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE.
1344
00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:48,620
THE WATERFALL IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
1345
00:51:48,654 --> 00:51:50,122
THE TREES, THE WATER.
1346
00:51:50,156 --> 00:51:53,975
I MEAN, HONESTLY, YOU COULDN'T
ASK FOR A BETTER SETTING
1347
00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:55,377
TO TRY TO FIND
A ROMANTIC CONNECTION.
1348
00:51:55,411 --> 00:51:59,214
CHEERS TO THE BEAUTIFUL SCENERY
AND A WONDERFUL DATE.
1349
00:51:59,248 --> 00:52:01,966
PERFECT DATE WITH
THE PERFECT PERSON.
HMM.
1350
00:52:02,001 --> 00:52:03,902
LAST NIGHT WHEN JOE
ARRIVED AT THE HOUSE,
1351
00:52:03,936 --> 00:52:05,103
I THINK HE WAS
A LITTLE NERVOUS AT FIRST.
1352
00:52:05,137 --> 00:52:08,240
BUT I THINK HE'S REALLY
WARMING UP. HE'S A GREAT GUY.
1353
00:52:08,275 --> 00:52:09,941
I DO APPRECIATE YOU
COMING WITH ME ON THIS DATE.
1354
00:52:09,976 --> 00:52:11,910
YEAH.
MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE.
1355
00:52:11,944 --> 00:52:13,195
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
1356
00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:16,164
LAST NIGHT, YOU, LIKE,
WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT.
1357
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:18,167
I THINK MAYBE YOU WERE
JUST REALLY NERVOUS.
1358
00:52:18,201 --> 00:52:19,702
YEAH, I DO THAT.
WHEN I'M LIKE SUPER NERVOUS,
1359
00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:20,819
I DON'T --
I DON'T WANNA DO THAT.
1360
00:52:20,854 --> 00:52:21,353
I DON'T WANNA
MAKE EYE CONTACT.
1361
00:52:21,387 --> 00:52:23,888
YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE A TOTALLY
DIFFERENT GUY RIGHT NOW.
1362
00:52:23,923 --> 00:52:26,325
YEAH. I WAS SUPER NERVOUS.
AW.
1363
00:52:26,359 --> 00:52:29,294
GOSH, IT'S BEEN SUCH A GREAT
FIRST DATE SO FAR.
1364
00:52:29,329 --> 00:52:32,097
I'M SO EXCITED.
HE'S SO CUTE AND SO GREAT.
1365
00:52:32,131 --> 00:52:34,250
AND HIS ACCENT IS REALLY HOT.
[ LAUGHS ]
1366
00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:36,918
NOW DO YOU HAVE A SON
OR A DAUGHTER?
I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
1367
00:52:36,952 --> 00:52:37,986
YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER?
YEAH.
1368
00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:39,254
HOW OLD IS SHE?
SHE'S 2.
1369
00:52:39,288 --> 00:52:40,572
2?
MM-HMM.
1370
00:52:40,607 --> 00:52:41,640
AND HER NAME?
IRELAND.
1371
00:52:41,674 --> 00:52:42,974
IRELAND.
YEAH.
1372
00:52:43,009 --> 00:52:44,710
THAT'S A PRETTY NAME.
I LIKE IT.
1373
00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:46,645
THANK YOU.
YEAH, SHE IS A HANDFUL.
1374
00:52:46,679 --> 00:52:47,846
OH, I BET.
1375
00:52:47,881 --> 00:52:49,948
SHE IS HILARIOUS.
1376
00:52:49,983 --> 00:52:52,083
SHE HAS A LOT OF ENERGY
LIKE ME.
1377
00:52:52,118 --> 00:52:54,870
AND SHE'S REALLY INDEPENDENT
LIKE ME.
1378
00:52:54,904 --> 00:52:55,437
SO I CAN'T REALLY, LIKE,
GET MAD AT HER FOR IT.
1379
00:52:55,472 --> 00:52:58,039
YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO BEING A PARENT SOMEDAY.
1380
00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:01,093
I THINK THAT'S...
I DON'T KNOW.
1381
00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:02,093
I THINK IT'S -- I THINK
IT'S AWESOME. I LOVE KIDS.
1382
00:53:04,163 --> 00:53:05,964
I WAS REALLY SURPRISED
TO FIND OUT
1383
00:53:05,999 --> 00:53:07,932
THAT HE KNOWS THAT I HAVE
A DAUGHTER,
1384
00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:10,902
AND HE REALLY LIKES THAT.
IT'S REALLY SWEET.
1385
00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:12,254
SO YESTERDAY,
I FACETIMED WITH HER,
1386
00:53:12,288 --> 00:53:15,891
AND SHE SAID THE SECOND I GOT
ON THE PHONE WITH HER,
1387
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,993
SHE GOES,
"I MISS YOU, MOMMY."
1388
00:53:18,027 --> 00:53:20,846
AW. REALLY?
AND I WAS LIKE...
1389
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:21,580
LIKE, TEARS.
YOU LOST IT, DIDN'T YOU?
1390
00:53:21,614 --> 00:53:23,348
IT'S JUST LIKE,
1391
00:53:23,382 --> 00:53:25,651
HAVING A CHILD
WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND THEM --
1392
00:53:25,685 --> 00:53:26,985
NOT, LIKE, EVERYDAY STUFF,
1393
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,720
BUT, LIKE,
SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
1394
00:53:28,755 --> 00:53:30,289
I BET IT'S REALLY TOUGH.
1395
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,807
IT'S LIKE YOUR HEART IS LIVING
OUTSIDE YOUR BODY,
1396
00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:34,209
LIKE, RUNNING AROUND
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
1397
00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:37,112
IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO DESCRIBE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
1398
00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:41,133
IT'S HARD, BUT I'M HERE BECAUSE
I REALLY WANNA FIND LOVE
1399
00:53:41,167 --> 00:53:42,901
AND I WANNA BE IN
A RELATIONSHIP.
1400
00:53:42,935 --> 00:53:43,836
SURE, THAT WAS GONNA BE
MY NEXT QUESTION,
1401
00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:44,903
IS DO YOU THINK
THIS IS WORTH IT?
1402
00:53:44,937 --> 00:53:46,005
SO, AND APPARENTLY, I MEAN,
OBVIOUSLY,
1403
00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:48,006
YOU'RE HERE
FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.
1404
00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,574
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
I WOULD NEVER LEAVE MY LIFE...
1405
00:53:49,608 --> 00:53:52,594
SURE.
...IF I DIDN'T THINK THAT
SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN.
1406
00:53:52,628 --> 00:53:53,896
I GUESS THAT'S ANOTHER THING
1407
00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:55,830
THAT I-I RESPECT AND ADMIRE
YOU SO MUCH,
1408
00:53:55,865 --> 00:53:57,733
IS THE FACT
THAT YOU DO HAVE A DAUGHTER
1409
00:53:57,767 --> 00:54:00,035
AND YOU'RE WILLING
TO TAKE A CHANCE
1410
00:54:00,069 --> 00:54:01,954
AND TO EXPLORE
DIFFERENT AVENUES.
1411
00:54:01,988 --> 00:54:04,356
AND THIS IS SO CRAZY
TO FIND LOVE.
1412
00:54:04,390 --> 00:54:06,925
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
YOU ARE BEHIND IT 100%,
1413
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,359
AND I THINK THAT'S AWESOME.
THANK YOU.
1414
00:54:08,394 --> 00:54:11,095
LIKE, BEFORE I WASN'T FEELING
ANY KIND OF ROMANTIC FEELINGS,
1415
00:54:11,130 --> 00:54:13,815
BUT I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
1416
00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:14,516
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M GLAD TO BE HERE.
1417
00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:18,587
AND HOPEFULLY, THIS WILL LEAD
TO OTHER DATES WITH ME AND YOU.
1418
00:54:18,621 --> 00:54:20,138
IT WOULD BE NICE.
1419
00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:21,973
AW.
1420
00:54:22,007 --> 00:54:23,175
I WAS REALLY SURPRISED
TO FIND OUT
1421
00:54:23,209 --> 00:54:26,378
THAT HE KNEW MORE ABOUT ME
THAN I REALIZED.
1422
00:54:26,413 --> 00:54:28,180
I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT
WHAT WE'RE DOING NEXT
1423
00:54:28,214 --> 00:54:30,448
AND JUST TO SEE, YOU KNOW,
ROMANCE WITH JOE.
1424
00:54:30,483 --> 00:54:32,434
GO!
1425
00:54:32,468 --> 00:54:34,402
[ SCREAMS ]
1426
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:37,305
♪
1427
00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:42,561
I THINK JOE AND I BOTH REALLY
TOOK A LEAP OF FAITH TODAY.
1428
00:54:42,595 --> 00:54:46,131
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT
WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING.
1429
00:54:46,165 --> 00:54:49,034
AND I DEFINITELY HAVE
FEELINGS FOR HIM.
1430
00:54:51,771 --> 00:54:54,390
JOE IS SEXY.
1431
00:54:54,424 --> 00:54:56,090
I'M IN MEXICO.
1432
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:58,126
WE JUMP INTO A WATERFALL,
AND HE KISSES ME.
1433
00:54:58,161 --> 00:54:59,427
I MEAN, WHAT ELSE COULD
A GIRL WANT?
1434
00:55:01,413 --> 00:55:05,217
IT'S ONE OF THE BEST FIRST DATES
THAT I'VE HONESTLY EVER HAD.
1435
00:55:05,251 --> 00:55:09,087
IT FEELS AMAZING. HONESTLY,
THIS IS WHAT I CAME HERE FOR.
1436
00:55:09,121 --> 00:55:11,823
THE KISS WAS REALLY ROMANTIC,
YOU KNOW?
1437
00:55:11,858 --> 00:55:13,808
IT, LIKE,
SOLIDIFIED THE FEELINGS
1438
00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:15,410
THAT I WAS FEELING ARE THERE.
1439
00:55:15,444 --> 00:55:19,148
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE GIVING
JOE MY ROSE AT THIS POINT
1440
00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:23,268
BECAUSE I THINK THAT WE COULD
FIND LOVE TOGETHER.
1441
00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,604
COMING UP...
1442
00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:28,373
HE'S A GREAT GUY.
1443
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:30,842
Jonathan: JOE'S JUST USING
JUELIA TO GET A ROSE.
1444
00:55:30,876 --> 00:55:32,327
Man: YEAH.
SO SWEET.
1445
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:36,799
WE MADE SUCH A GOOD CONNECTION.
1446
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:39,234
I WANTED THE ROSE.
AND LATER...
1447
00:55:39,236 --> 00:55:40,452
CLARE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON THIS DATE WITH ME?
1448
00:55:40,486 --> 00:55:42,254
I WOULD LOVE TO GO
ON THE DATE.
ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
1449
00:55:42,288 --> 00:55:44,889
Tanner: JARED'S, LIKE,
THE NICEST GUY IN THE HOUSE,
1450
00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:46,358
BUT HE JUST BLEW EVERYTHING UP.
1451
00:55:46,393 --> 00:55:49,060
YOU'RE JUST THE NEW VILLAIN.
HOW AM I A VILLAIN?
1452
00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:51,029
[ CRYING ] EVERY SINGLE GUY
I'M EVER REALLY INTO
1453
00:55:51,063 --> 00:55:53,515
IS NEVER REALLY INTO ME BACK.
1454
00:55:53,549 --> 00:55:54,883
I AM ANGRY.
1455
00:55:54,917 --> 00:55:56,819
YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY AT ME?
1456
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:57,719
I REALLY DON'T WANNA
TALK TO YOU.
1457
00:55:57,754 --> 00:55:59,521
[ SNIFFLES ]
1458
00:55:59,555 --> 00:56:00,371
I'M DONE.
1459
00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:05,393
♪
1460
00:56:08,364 --> 00:56:09,447
[ SIGHS ]
1461
00:56:11,751 --> 00:56:13,585
J.J.: JOSH WENT OUT
WITH TENLEY,
1462
00:56:13,619 --> 00:56:15,320
AND I'M NOT JEALOUS AT ALL.
1463
00:56:15,354 --> 00:56:16,521
JOSH AND TENLEY ISN'T
GONNA HAPPEN LONG-TERM.
1464
00:56:16,555 --> 00:56:20,776
SHE WOULD HAVE TO MOVE
FROM SAN DIEGO TO KUNA, IDAHO.
1465
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:22,310
I MEAN, MY GUESS IS
1466
00:56:22,344 --> 00:56:24,713
THEY PROBABLY EAT POT ROAST
EVERY NIGHT,
1467
00:56:24,747 --> 00:56:27,182
THEY HAVE A LOG FIRE,
1468
00:56:27,216 --> 00:56:30,568
AND HE DRIVES
A 1975 PICKUP TRUCK.
1469
00:56:30,603 --> 00:56:34,173
♪
1470
00:56:34,175 --> 00:56:37,109
Tenley: I APPRECIATE
MIKEY AND DAN TALKING TO ME
1471
00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:38,793
ABOUT THEIR CONCERNS
ABOUT JOSHUA
1472
00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:40,462
AND HIS DRUG LIFESTYLE.
1473
00:56:40,496 --> 00:56:44,099
IN THE PAST, I'VE FALLEN HARD
FOR SOMEBODY THAT...
1474
00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:45,867
[ Voice breaking ]
I HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH
1475
00:56:45,901 --> 00:56:47,769
AND GET EXCITED ABOUT
1476
00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:49,637
AND JUST TRY SO HARD
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
1477
00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,356
AND AVOID THE RED FLAGS.
1478
00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:54,960
AND I JUST REALLY WANT
TO BE WITH A GOOD GUY.
1479
00:56:54,994 --> 00:56:56,028
COME WITH ME.
Joshua: YES, MA'AM.
1480
00:56:56,062 --> 00:56:57,312
I HAVE TO TALK TO JOSHUA
ABOUT IT
1481
00:56:57,346 --> 00:57:00,315
BECAUSE THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW...
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
1482
00:57:00,349 --> 00:57:05,153
BETWEEN MY HEAD AND MY HEART,
LIKE, WHAT I AM PROCESSING,
1483
00:57:05,187 --> 00:57:07,255
I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS IS
A LESSON,
1484
00:57:07,289 --> 00:57:09,357
AND IT'S PROBABLY WHY
I'M HERE IN PARADISE.
1485
00:57:09,392 --> 00:57:10,808
SO WHAT'S UP?
1486
00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:14,980
I-I HAVE
A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE
1487
00:57:14,982 --> 00:57:15,347
THAT THEY'RE JUST LOOKING OUT
FOR ME AND STUFF,
1488
00:57:15,381 --> 00:57:19,067
AND, LIKE, A TOPIC CAME UP
JUST KIND OF CONCERNED THEM,
1489
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,303
AND THEY WANTED ME TO KNOW
ABOUT IT.
1490
00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:24,573
I WASN'T THERE,
BUT THE WAY IT WAS PRESENTED
1491
00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:26,174
WAS WITH SOME SHOCK VALUE.
1492
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:28,910
ABOUT ME?
YEAH. I GUESS, YOU WERE --
1493
00:57:28,944 --> 00:57:31,296
OR IT WAS A CONVERSATION
WITH YOU.
1494
00:57:31,298 --> 00:57:32,931
AND JUST KIND OF WONDERING
WHAT KIND OF LIFESTYLE
1495
00:57:32,966 --> 00:57:35,100
YOU LIVE AT HOME OR...
UH...YEAH.
1496
00:57:35,134 --> 00:57:36,401
ARE YOU A BIG PARTYER?
LIKE...
1497
00:57:36,435 --> 00:57:38,920
NO. NO.
1498
00:57:38,954 --> 00:57:40,521
I WAS NEVER REALLY BIG
IN PARTYING.
1499
00:57:40,556 --> 00:57:41,823
MM-HMM.
COLLEGE, MAYBE.
1500
00:57:41,857 --> 00:57:45,794
BUT, UH,
NOW I MIGHT GO OUT...
1501
00:57:45,828 --> 00:57:47,229
ONCE A MONTH, MAYBE?
1502
00:57:47,263 --> 00:57:51,883
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT MIGHT'VE
BEEN SAID THAT, LIKE,
1503
00:57:51,918 --> 00:57:54,786
MADE THEM KIND OF NERVOUS
OR ANYTHING?
1504
00:57:54,820 --> 00:57:57,055
DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
WHAT WAS IT?
1505
00:57:57,089 --> 00:58:00,007
SOMETHING I CAN CLEAR UP
OR ELABORATE OR...
1506
00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:03,011
NIGHTS OUT IN VEGAS
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
1507
00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:03,745
OH, THE MOLLY. IS THAT WHAT
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT?
1508
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,048
MAYBE, LIKE, SOME DRUGS.
YEAH, DID THAT --
YEAH, JUST THAT ONCE.
1509
00:58:07,082 --> 00:58:11,870
UH, WE WERE ON
A BACHELOR PARTY IN A...CLUB.
1510
00:58:11,904 --> 00:58:13,338
THAT WAS IT.
I MEAN, IT WAS --
1511
00:58:13,372 --> 00:58:16,608
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS
THAT'S INCREDIBLY OVERRATED,
1512
00:58:16,642 --> 00:58:20,461
AND WHY IT'S SO POPULAR,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT...
YEAH.
1513
00:58:20,496 --> 00:58:22,764
NO. ONE-TIME DEAL.
1514
00:58:22,798 --> 00:58:25,233
NOTHING I WOULD EVER, EVER...
YEAH.
1515
00:58:25,268 --> 00:58:28,937
DO ON A REGULAR BASIS
AT ALL.
YEAH. YEAH.
1516
00:58:28,971 --> 00:58:31,856
IT'S NOT A LIFESTYLE BY --
BY ANY MEANS AT ALL.
1517
00:58:31,891 --> 00:58:34,125
YEAH, I WAS JUST CURIOUS
ABOUT THAT.
1518
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,861
LEAVING THIS CONVERSATION
WITH JOSHUA,
1519
00:58:36,896 --> 00:58:38,980
I'M FEELING CONFLICTED.
1520
00:58:39,014 --> 00:58:41,583
JOSHUA DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE FAZED, UM,
1521
00:58:41,617 --> 00:58:44,018
BY MY CONVERSATION WITH HIM.
1522
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:45,854
JOSHUA'S NOT ACTING LIKE A GUY
1523
00:58:45,888 --> 00:58:47,588
WHO'S DONE SOMETHING WRONG
AT ALL.
1524
00:58:47,623 --> 00:58:49,857
I WANT TO BELIEVE JOSHUA.
1525
00:58:49,892 --> 00:58:52,277
HE SEEMS TO BE
TELLING ME THE TRUTH,
1526
00:58:52,311 --> 00:58:54,413
BUT I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
1527
00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:56,615
J.J.: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
CAN I GET A STRAW, PLEASE?
1528
00:58:56,649 --> 00:58:58,766
YES.
1529
00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:00,568
MUCHAS GRACIAS.
OH, THANK YOU.
1530
00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:01,903
SORRY. STOLE YOUR STRAW.
1531
00:59:01,937 --> 00:59:04,405
OH, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1532
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,874
HERE YOU GO.
1533
00:59:05,908 --> 00:59:07,809
THANK YOU.
WAITING FOR MY MANGO.
1534
00:59:07,843 --> 00:59:09,277
WHAT ARE THEY GETTIN'
FOR YOU?
MANGO.
1535
00:59:09,311 --> 00:59:13,932
J.J. IS STILL HERE, AND I KNOW
THAT J.J. IS A GOOD MAN.
1536
00:59:13,966 --> 00:59:15,801
I ALSO KNOW J.J.
A LITTLE BIT BETTER, TOO,
1537
00:59:15,835 --> 00:59:17,369
BECAUSE WE'VE HAD
A COUPLE DATES TOGETHER.
1538
00:59:17,371 --> 00:59:20,488
NEVER HAS -- HAS MANGO
BEING CONSUMED LOOK SO GOOD.
1539
00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:22,290
[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S SWEET.
1540
00:59:22,324 --> 00:59:23,425
JOSHUA -- I JUST WENT OFF
THIS FEELING,
1541
00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:27,129
AND I DON'T WANNA BE BLINDED
BY A FEELING ANYMORE.
1542
00:59:27,163 --> 00:59:28,463
AND I'D LIKE TO SPEND TIME
WITH J.J.
1543
00:59:28,497 --> 00:59:33,385
I'M -- I'M A LITTLE BIT, LIKE,
A LITTLE BIT, UM...
1544
00:59:33,419 --> 00:59:34,786
MINDLESS NOW.
1545
00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:35,953
KINDA OF TAKE --
TAKING A MIND BREAK,
1546
00:59:35,988 --> 00:59:37,990
BUT I'D LOVE TO JUST
HANG OUT WITH YOU
1547
00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:39,774
AND TALK WITH YOU A LITTLE BIT
MORE LATER TODAY.
1548
00:59:39,809 --> 00:59:42,043
SURE. LET'S DO IT.
TAKE A MIND BREAK.
1549
00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:48,049
♪
1550
00:59:49,285 --> 00:59:51,769
HI, GUYS!
1551
00:59:51,804 --> 00:59:55,139
OH, THEY'RE BACK!
WOW. YOU ARE BEACHY.
1552
00:59:55,174 --> 00:59:56,975
YOU ARE SO BEACHY.
Man: DAMN, JUELIA!
1553
00:59:57,009 --> 00:59:58,210
Carly: YOUR HAIR LOOKS
SO AMAZING RIGHT NOW.
1554
00:59:58,244 --> 01:00:00,128
Ashley I.:
I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
THANKS.
1555
01:00:00,163 --> 01:00:02,063
THANKS, GUYS. I APPRECIATE
YOU NOTICING ME, TOO.
1556
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,999
Ashley I.: OH, MY GOSH.
TELL US EVERYTHING.
1557
01:00:05,034 --> 01:00:08,570
IT WAS REALLY FUN.
SO WE WENT AND RODE HORSES.
1558
01:00:08,604 --> 01:00:09,804
WE DID.
Carly: AW.
1559
01:00:09,839 --> 01:00:11,823
THERE WAS
THIS GIANT WATERFALL...
1560
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,491
WOW, COOL.
WHICH WAS SO AMAZING.
1561
01:00:13,525 --> 01:00:15,159
AW. THAT'S CUTE.
1562
01:00:15,194 --> 01:00:17,328
YEAH, IT WAS REALLY FUN.
YEAH, IT WAS KINDA...
1563
01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:19,780
Carly: IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE JUELIA SO HAPPY.
1564
01:00:19,815 --> 01:00:21,883
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS
1565
01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:24,052
IS JUST JOE JUST DOESN'T LOOK
AS HAPPY.
1566
01:00:24,086 --> 01:00:25,887
BUT I STILL
DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN?
1567
01:00:25,921 --> 01:00:27,588
Dan: OVERALL GOOD TIME?
1568
01:00:27,623 --> 01:00:28,723
YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
1569
01:00:28,757 --> 01:00:30,675
GOOD, MAN.
1570
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,844
IT'S GOOD.
1571
01:00:32,878 --> 01:00:33,745
I KNOW THAT SHE HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME,
1572
01:00:33,779 --> 01:00:36,714
BUT I'M KIND OF WONDERING...
1573
01:00:36,748 --> 01:00:38,099
IF HE HAD A GOOD TIME.
1574
01:00:39,868 --> 01:00:41,435
BUT IS IT...
I DON'T KNOW.
1575
01:00:41,470 --> 01:00:42,604
NO.
1576
01:00:42,638 --> 01:00:45,540
NO? NO.
1577
01:00:45,574 --> 01:00:46,340
WELL, WE DON'T KNOW...
1578
01:00:51,631 --> 01:00:55,367
[ LAUGHING ]
1579
01:00:55,401 --> 01:00:57,769
[ Normal voice ] THE FACT THAT
JUELIA'S SO FIRED UP
1580
01:00:57,803 --> 01:00:59,254
ABOUT THEIR DATE,
1581
01:00:59,288 --> 01:01:03,124
AND THAT JOE IS JUST, "YEP,
YEAH, IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS GOOD,"
1582
01:01:03,158 --> 01:01:03,391
THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT
ON THE SAME PAGE.
1583
01:01:05,327 --> 01:01:07,028
OH, YEAH.
1584
01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:09,164
WAS IT GOOD?
DID YOU GET BUTTERFLIES?
YEAH.
1585
01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:10,716
REAL QUICK, REAL QUICK.
DOES HE HAVE YOUR ROSE?
1586
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:11,450
DOES HE HAVE YOUR ROSE,
YES OR NO?
1587
01:01:11,484 --> 01:01:12,984
YEAH.
YES!
1588
01:01:13,018 --> 01:01:15,053
OKAY, WE GOT
THAT PREDICTION OUT.
1589
01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:25,179
I THOUGHT SO.
1590
01:01:25,214 --> 01:01:27,182
NO?
1591
01:01:27,216 --> 01:01:28,183
NO?
1592
01:01:28,217 --> 01:01:32,170
SO ASHLEY I. BROUGHT UP TO ME
THAT, YOU KNOW, UM,
1593
01:01:32,204 --> 01:01:34,373
SHE THINKS MIKEY
MAY BE GOING HOME.
1594
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:36,975
AND IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE
'CAUSE I THOUGHT FOR SURE
1595
01:01:37,009 --> 01:01:38,760
CLARE AND MIKEY
HAD A GREAT CONNECTION.
1596
01:01:38,794 --> 01:01:40,295
AND I LOVE THE GUY TO DEATH,
1597
01:01:40,329 --> 01:01:42,464
SO I HAD TO OBVIOUSLY
LET HIM KNOW THAT.
1598
01:01:42,498 --> 01:01:44,166
[ SEABIRD CALLS ]
1599
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,769
SO WE WERE JUST TALKING
WHO WE THINK'S GOING HOME,
1600
01:01:47,804 --> 01:01:49,604
AND, UH, ASHLEY'S LIKE,
"MIKEY."
1601
01:01:49,638 --> 01:01:52,056
I'M LIKE...
1602
01:02:00,582 --> 01:02:02,050
REALLY?
1603
01:02:02,084 --> 01:02:04,219
AND SHE'S LIKE, "DOES HE HAVE
A DIFFERENT IMPRESSION?"
1604
01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:05,287
I'M LIKE,
"YEAH, AND EVERY TIME, LIKE,
1605
01:02:05,321 --> 01:02:08,423
I'VE SEEN 'EM TOGETHER,
SO DO I. YOU KNOW?"
YEAH.
1606
01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:11,642
AND SO I WAS LIKE,
"YOU'RE SURE SHE'S NOT, LIKE,
1607
01:02:11,677 --> 01:02:13,278
INTO HIM AT ALL?"
1608
01:02:13,312 --> 01:02:15,379
AND, UH, AND THEY'RE LIKE,
"YEAH, WE'RE SURE."
1609
01:02:19,835 --> 01:02:21,903
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY BEING VOCAL
1610
01:02:21,937 --> 01:02:23,838
ABOUT NOT BEING INTERESTED
IN YOU, YOU KNOW?
1611
01:02:23,872 --> 01:02:25,039
YEAH, BUT IS THAT THE CASE?
1612
01:02:25,073 --> 01:02:27,241
WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT THE CASE?
1613
01:02:27,276 --> 01:02:29,277
YEAH. YEAH, THAT SHE -- YEAH,
SHE BASICALLY SAID THAT, LIKE...
1614
01:02:29,311 --> 01:02:32,264
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT --
SHE TOLD THEM? SHE TOLD THEM?
1615
01:02:32,266 --> 01:02:33,131
SHE DID. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
THE GIRLS WERE SAYING.
1616
01:02:35,701 --> 01:02:37,735
I THOUGHT HE WOULD GET IT,
1617
01:02:37,770 --> 01:02:39,454
BUT HE JUST, YOU KNOW, DOESN'T.
1618
01:02:39,488 --> 01:02:42,256
YEAH.
1619
01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:46,961
♪
1620
01:02:46,995 --> 01:02:49,764
BOTH OF THEM SAID THAT?
YEAH.
1621
01:02:49,798 --> 01:02:52,818
HOW DO THEY KNOW?
1622
01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:53,484
THEY'RE LIVING
IN THE SAME ROOM.
1623
01:02:56,789 --> 01:02:57,889
THEY'RE COMING DOWN.
HUH?
1624
01:02:57,923 --> 01:03:00,074
I THINK THEY'RE COMING DOWN.
1625
01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:02,910
IT'S GONNA BE WEIRD NOW.
WHY?
1626
01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:05,112
GOTTA --
DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD.
1627
01:03:05,147 --> 01:03:06,781
Tenley:
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?
1628
01:03:06,815 --> 01:03:08,816
UH...
HUH?
1629
01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:10,485
TENLEY, LET ME TALK TO YOU
REAL QUICK.
1630
01:03:10,519 --> 01:03:11,602
OKAY.
OH.
1631
01:03:11,637 --> 01:03:12,670
YEAH, SORRY. SORRY.
1632
01:03:12,704 --> 01:03:13,938
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
1633
01:03:13,972 --> 01:03:16,041
[ Singsongy ] AWKWARD.
1634
01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:16,942
I NEED YOU -- I NEEDED
TO PULL YOU AWAY FROM CLARE.
1635
01:03:16,976 --> 01:03:18,176
I'M ALWAYS TO HELP YOU, RIGHT?
YES.
1636
01:03:18,210 --> 01:03:19,527
SO I NEED --
I NEED SOME HELP.
OKAY.
1637
01:03:19,561 --> 01:03:23,264
SO, CLARE TOLD ASHLEY
1638
01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:27,034
SHE WASN'T INTO ME AT ALL,
BASICALLY. SO...
1639
01:03:27,069 --> 01:03:32,190
WELL, I...DON'T KNOW ENOUGH
THAT I COULD SAY.
1640
01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:33,992
SHE -- I KNOW SHE'S CURIOUS NOW
ABOUT JARED, UM,
1641
01:03:34,026 --> 01:03:35,127
UM, BEING HONEST WITH YOU.
1642
01:03:35,161 --> 01:03:38,229
YEAH, AND I APPRECIATE IT.
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO HEAR.
1643
01:03:38,263 --> 01:03:40,315
YEAH. I JUST DON'T THINK
THAT, UH,
1644
01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:42,984
NO, IT'S...
I SHOULD HAVE TO, LIKE,
TRY THIS HARD.
1645
01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:44,586
YOU KNOW?
THEN MAYBE NOT TRY ANYMORE.
1646
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:47,255
YEAH, I...YEAH.
1647
01:03:47,289 --> 01:03:50,508
Mikey: MY FEELINGS FOR CLARE
ARE -- ARE PRETTY STRONG.
1648
01:03:50,543 --> 01:03:54,845
I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
IF THOSE FEELINGS ARE MUTUAL.
1649
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,313
I WOULDN'T SEE WHY NOT.
1650
01:03:56,348 --> 01:03:58,716
EVERYTHING'S BEEN GOING
PRETTY WELL, SO...
1651
01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:00,935
THIS IS
VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL.
1652
01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:03,271
THIS WOULD'VE BEEN
A VERY ROMANTIC MOMENT TO --
1653
01:04:03,273 --> 01:04:05,440
TO SPEND WITH SOMEBODY
THAT GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES.
1654
01:04:05,474 --> 01:04:08,342
YEAH.
1655
01:04:08,377 --> 01:04:10,795
♪
1656
01:04:10,829 --> 01:04:13,165
COMING UP...
1657
01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:15,233
CLARE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON THIS DATE WITH ME?
1658
01:04:15,267 --> 01:04:17,068
Tanner: ASHLEY IS DEFINITELY
INTO JARED.
1659
01:04:17,102 --> 01:04:18,136
SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY
GONNA GO DOWN.
1660
01:04:18,170 --> 01:04:21,122
Ashley I.: THIS SUCKS.
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CRAZY.
1661
01:04:21,156 --> 01:04:23,725
Mikey: ...JUST GREAT.
EVERYTHING'S...AWESOME.
1662
01:04:23,759 --> 01:04:26,861
[ CRYING ]
I FOUND THE PERFECT GUY.
1663
01:04:26,895 --> 01:04:28,463
YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY AT ME?
1664
01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:30,932
I AM ANGRY.
1665
01:04:30,966 --> 01:04:33,051
[ CRYING ] THIS HURTS,
LIKE, REALLY BAD.
1666
01:04:33,085 --> 01:04:34,319
Mikey:
I-I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
1667
01:04:34,353 --> 01:04:36,221
I WANNA LIKE BEAT THE [BLEEP]
OUT OF HIM RIGHT NOW.
1668
01:04:36,255 --> 01:04:38,223
Tanner: MIKEY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
SOMEONE THAT'LL BLUFF.
1669
01:04:38,257 --> 01:04:40,274
NO, HE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE
ANYBODY THAT WOULD BLUFF.
1670
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:41,475
♪
1671
01:04:44,313 --> 01:04:48,249
♪
1672
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:08,369
WAIT. WHAT IS...
WHAT IS ASHLEY DOING?
1673
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:10,037
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
1674
01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:12,223
Tenley: JUST, UM...
Joshua: WHAT IS SHE DOING?
1675
01:05:12,257 --> 01:05:13,558
PEEING.
1676
01:05:13,592 --> 01:05:15,393
NO.
YEP. [ LAUGHS ]
1677
01:05:15,428 --> 01:05:16,661
NO, SHE'S -- OKAY.
1678
01:05:16,696 --> 01:05:20,314
YEP. [ LAUGHING ]
1679
01:05:20,349 --> 01:05:22,250
[ LAUGHS ]
1680
01:05:22,284 --> 01:05:23,818
WHAT?
1681
01:05:23,852 --> 01:05:25,220
Kirk: YOU JUST PEED
ON THE BEACH.
1682
01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:26,787
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
GO TO THE TOILET?
1683
01:05:26,822 --> 01:05:28,155
IT WAS JUST RIGHT THERE.
1684
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,291
LIKE, YOU HAVE LEGIT
HAVE PEE ON YOU?
1685
01:05:30,325 --> 01:05:31,276
NO, THERE'S NOT,
I JUST WENT -- AND, LIKE,
1686
01:05:31,310 --> 01:05:33,511
I WENT AND I - LIKE,
I WENT IN THE WATER AFTERWARD.
1687
01:05:33,546 --> 01:05:36,147
OH, MY GOD.
1688
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:40,601
♪
1689
01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:44,739
HI, GUYS! HI!
1690
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,540
SOMEBODY'S EXCITED.
1691
01:05:46,575 --> 01:05:49,444
I WANNA HEAR ABOUT EVERYTHING.
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
1692
01:05:49,478 --> 01:05:52,597
Mikey: JUELIA'S A GENUINE PERSON
WITH A GENUINE HEART.
1693
01:05:52,631 --> 01:05:54,065
ONE OF THE GOOD GIRLS.
1694
01:05:54,099 --> 01:05:56,567
SHE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT
ALREADY IN LIFE,
1695
01:05:56,602 --> 01:05:57,868
AND SHE DESERVES A MAN.
1696
01:05:57,903 --> 01:06:00,088
YOU HAVE FUN?
I HAD SO MUCH FUN.
1697
01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:03,124
JUELIA IS SO HAPPY
AND GIDDY AND EXCITED.
1698
01:06:03,158 --> 01:06:06,627
I FEEL LIKE JUELIA AND JOE
COULD BECOME THE NEXT NEW COUPLE
1699
01:06:06,661 --> 01:06:08,063
HERE IN PARADISE.
1700
01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:08,863
[ MOUTHS WORDS ]
Juelia: HI, GUYS.
1701
01:06:08,897 --> 01:06:10,598
Ashley S.: HI.
YEAH.
1702
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:11,215
HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S UP, GIRL?
1703
01:06:11,249 --> 01:06:13,985
HOW'S IT GOING? GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1704
01:06:14,019 --> 01:06:15,186
WE HAD THE ROSE CEREMONY
LAST WEEK,
1705
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:17,722
AND JONATHAN DID
GIVE ME HIS ROSE.
1706
01:06:17,756 --> 01:06:19,674
I REALLY LIKE JONATHAN.
1707
01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,209
I LOVED GETTING TO KNOW HIM,
1708
01:06:21,243 --> 01:06:23,444
BUT I'M DEFINITELY INVESTED
IN JOE.
1709
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:26,480
YOU WANNA TALK TO ME TONIGHT?
1710
01:06:30,118 --> 01:06:31,436
OKAY.
I DON'T LIKE
BEING IN A POSITION
1711
01:06:31,470 --> 01:06:36,140
WHERE I WOULD BE HURTING
SOMEBODY AS SPECIAL AS JONATHAN.
1712
01:06:36,174 --> 01:06:37,742
DO YOU WANNA SIT HERE?
Juelia: YEAH.
1713
01:06:37,776 --> 01:06:39,893
IS THIS COOL?
1714
01:06:39,928 --> 01:06:42,063
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOOD.
1715
01:06:42,097 --> 01:06:44,232
I MISSED YOU ALL DAY.
I KNOW, I JUST...
1716
01:06:44,266 --> 01:06:46,701
UGH.
1717
01:06:46,735 --> 01:06:48,436
[ SIGHS ] THIS IS SO WEIRD.
1718
01:06:48,471 --> 01:06:49,970
YEAH, IT IS,
1719
01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:51,839
AND THEN IT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST TOUGH
1720
01:06:51,873 --> 01:06:52,991
BECAUSE THE ROSE CEREMONY
IS COMING UP.
1721
01:06:53,025 --> 01:06:54,159
AND SO NOW IT'S LIKE,
YOU KNOW,
1722
01:06:54,193 --> 01:06:55,759
I MADE THIS CONNECTION
WITH YOU.
1723
01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,228
RIGHT.
AND THEN IT, YOU KNOW,
1724
01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:59,163
THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE
I CAN GO HOME
1725
01:06:59,198 --> 01:07:01,048
IF YOU MAKE A GOOD CONNECTION
WITH JOE
1726
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:03,351
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T REALLY
INVESTED ANY TIME
1727
01:07:03,385 --> 01:07:04,785
IN ANYONE ELSE.
1728
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:06,887
I THINK THAT YOU ARE
SERIOUSLY
1729
01:07:06,922 --> 01:07:08,555
ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING
PEOPLE...
MM-HMM.
1730
01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:10,325
HONESTLY.
1731
01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:12,944
I LOVE BEING AROUND YOU.
I LOVE YOUR ENERGY.
1732
01:07:12,978 --> 01:07:14,212
YOU'RE SO POSITIVE.
YOU'RE ALWAYS SMILING.
1733
01:07:14,246 --> 01:07:17,015
I LOVE BEING AROUND YOU AS WELL
AND I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME.
1734
01:07:17,049 --> 01:07:18,515
AND I REALLY ENJOY
YOUR COMPANY.
1735
01:07:18,550 --> 01:07:20,935
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW, LIKE,
1736
01:07:20,969 --> 01:07:23,571
HOW MUCH OF A ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY
THAT WE HAVE.
1737
01:07:23,606 --> 01:07:25,506
♪
1738
01:07:25,540 --> 01:07:29,878
I HAVE PUT, YOU KNOW,
A FULL WEEK INTO JUELIA ALREADY
1739
01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:31,846
AND GAVE HER A ROSE,
1740
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,564
AND NOW I'M KIND OF BACK
WHERE I STARTED
1741
01:07:33,598 --> 01:07:34,832
WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE.
1742
01:07:34,867 --> 01:07:37,234
I PUT ALL MY EGGS
IN ONE BASKET,
1743
01:07:37,269 --> 01:07:39,920
AND NOW I DON'T HAVE A LADY
THAT IS SAYING,
1744
01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:41,622
"YES, HERE IS A ROSE TO YOU."
1745
01:07:41,657 --> 01:07:43,024
OH, GIVE ME A HUG.
1746
01:07:43,058 --> 01:07:44,625
YES, ABSOLUTELY.
YOU'RE AWESOME.
1747
01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:46,227
I FEEL BAD FOR JONATHAN,
1748
01:07:46,261 --> 01:07:49,230
BUT JOE DEFINITELY
EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS.
1749
01:07:49,265 --> 01:07:52,149
I LIKE JOE. [ CHUCKLES ]
I THINK HE'S AWESOME.
1750
01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:02,944
JUELIA.
1751
01:08:02,978 --> 01:08:06,480
SUCH A GOOD DATE.
HE WAS SO GENUINE.
1752
01:08:06,514 --> 01:08:07,381
YEAH.
SO SWEET.
1753
01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:13,204
OH, DATE WENT FINE.
I THINK IT WAS GREAT, YEAH.
1754
01:08:13,239 --> 01:08:16,106
IT JUST WASN'T
WITH THE RIGHT PERSON.
1755
01:08:20,428 --> 01:08:22,597
HOW'D IT HAPPEN?
1756
01:08:22,631 --> 01:08:24,431
[ GASPS ] SO HOT.
1757
01:08:24,466 --> 01:08:26,033
IT WAS GOOD.
YAY!
1758
01:08:31,039 --> 01:08:32,823
HE KNEW ABOUT EVERYTHING,
1759
01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:34,659
WHICH I WASN'T SURE
THAT HE DID.
1760
01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:36,027
LIKE, YOUR STORY AND STUFF?
1761
01:08:36,061 --> 01:08:37,461
YEAH, AND, LIKE,
HE ASKED ABOUT IRELAND,
1762
01:08:37,496 --> 01:08:38,930
MY DAUGHTER.
OH.
1763
01:08:38,964 --> 01:08:40,981
AND BEFORE I MENTIONED HER.
1764
01:08:41,016 --> 01:08:43,117
AND I WAS LIKE,
WOW, SO YOU KNOW ALL OF IT?
1765
01:08:43,151 --> 01:08:45,319
LIKE, HE ACTUALLY
LOOKED INTO YOU...
RIGHT.
1766
01:08:45,354 --> 01:08:47,955
AS IN, LIKE,
HE HAD HIS EYE ON YOU.
YEAH.
1767
01:08:47,989 --> 01:08:50,057
OH.
AND THAT MADE ME
FEEL REALLY SPECIAL.
1768
01:08:53,778 --> 01:08:56,247
I WANTED THE ROSE.
1769
01:08:56,281 --> 01:09:00,184
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE GIVING
JOE MY ROSE AT THIS POINT,
1770
01:09:00,218 --> 01:09:03,337
JUST BECAUSE WE MADE
SUCH A GOOD CONNECTION,
1771
01:09:03,371 --> 01:09:06,307
AND I REALLY JUST WANNA FIND OUT
MORE ABOUT HIM.
1772
01:09:10,746 --> 01:09:14,832
UH, I GET A ROSE FROM JUELIA,
1773
01:09:14,866 --> 01:09:16,801
AND THEN SAM COMES IN
1774
01:09:16,835 --> 01:09:20,104
AND LETS ME GO ON A DATE
WITH HER.
1775
01:09:20,139 --> 01:09:22,923
AND THEN I GIVE HER THE ROSE,
AND THEN...
1776
01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:25,293
WE GET IN LOVE AND HAVE KIDS.
1777
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:27,828
DOWN DEEP, I AM HOLDING ON
FOR HOPE THAT, YOU KNOW,
1778
01:09:27,862 --> 01:09:29,263
SAMANTHA WILL ARRIVE
FROM CHRIS'S SEASON.
1779
01:09:29,298 --> 01:09:31,165
I WAS HOPING THAT
SHE WAS ALREADY HERE
1780
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,017
SO I COULD ASK HER OUT
ON A DATE, BUT SHE WASN'T.
1781
01:09:33,051 --> 01:09:34,752
BUT I AM VERY HOPEFUL
THAT SHE WILL SHOW UP
1782
01:09:34,787 --> 01:09:35,486
AND I'LL GET TO GO ON
A DATE WITH HER.
1783
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:36,287
THAT'D BE GREAT.
1784
01:09:43,412 --> 01:09:47,348
HE'S A GREAT GUY. I THINK
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE HIM.
1785
01:09:47,382 --> 01:09:50,084
GOSH, I'M JUST SO LUCKY
TO BE HERE WITH JOE.
1786
01:09:50,118 --> 01:09:53,371
IT'S TRULY PARADISE,
AND I LOVE IT HERE.
1787
01:09:53,405 --> 01:09:54,138
[ PASSES GAS ]
1788
01:10:02,931 --> 01:10:04,799
WE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF
UNDER THE WATERFALL.
1789
01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,100
OH, MY GOD. HOW FUN.
1790
01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:09,903
Clare: SEEING JUELIA SO EXCITED
ABOUT HER DATE WITH JOE
1791
01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:12,073
ACTUALLY DOES GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT OF HOPE
1792
01:10:12,107 --> 01:10:14,091
THAT MAYBE I COULD FIND
SOMEBODY HERE.
1793
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,893
JARED IS PROBABLY
THE ONLY GUY HERE
1794
01:10:15,927 --> 01:10:17,862
THAT I REALLY LIKE
BEING AROUND
1795
01:10:17,896 --> 01:10:19,496
AND THAT I WANT
TO GET TO KNOW BETTER.
1796
01:10:19,531 --> 01:10:21,415
HE'S GOT THESE, LIKE...
1797
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:22,349
JUICY LIPS.
1798
01:10:22,384 --> 01:10:25,219
♪
1799
01:10:25,254 --> 01:10:26,320
I JUST FEEL, LIKE,
OUT OF MY ELEMENT
1800
01:10:26,354 --> 01:10:28,823
WITH EVERYBODY WHO'S LIKE,
ALL KNOW EACH OTHER, AND...
1801
01:10:28,857 --> 01:10:31,325
YEAH, I HEAR YOU.
1802
01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:32,277
IT IS HARD.
1803
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:34,478
I'VE SEEN CONNECTIONS
RIGHT OFF THE BAT WHEN I CAME.
1804
01:10:37,149 --> 01:10:39,083
Ashley I.:
JARED'S MY DREAM MAN.
1805
01:10:39,117 --> 01:10:41,769
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED
IS IN HIM.
1806
01:10:41,803 --> 01:10:43,437
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT CLARE.
1807
01:10:43,471 --> 01:10:46,640
I MEAN, IT SOUNDS AWFUL,
BUT SHE IS TOO OLD FOR HIM.
1808
01:10:46,674 --> 01:10:48,276
Jade: JARED'S HER MAN.
1809
01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:50,944
YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW ASHLEY
SEES IT IN HER EYES.
1810
01:10:50,979 --> 01:10:52,045
I FEEL LIKE CLARE AND ASHLEY
ARE KINDA
1811
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,731
STEPPING ON EACH OTHER'S TOES.
1812
01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:54,999
THEY BOTH ARE FIGHTING
FOR JARED.
1813
01:10:55,033 --> 01:10:57,167
AND IT'S KIND OF
A BATTLE, LIKE,
1814
01:10:57,202 --> 01:11:01,022
WHO'S GONNA STAKE THEIR CLAIM
ON HIM, IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY.
1815
01:11:01,056 --> 01:11:04,124
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHERE'S EVERYTHING REST FOR YOU?
1816
01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:07,061
YEAH, I THINK, UH, JUST
THE WHOLE -- THE CLARE THING.
1817
01:11:07,095 --> 01:11:08,996
HOW IS THAT?
LIKE, YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER?
1818
01:11:09,030 --> 01:11:10,798
IT'S -- IT'S GOOD.
YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S GOOD.
1819
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:11,432
HERE'S THE THING
ABOUT MIKEY --
1820
01:11:11,466 --> 01:11:16,120
MIKEY'S PERCEPTION OF REALITY
IS A LITTLE SKEWED.
1821
01:11:16,154 --> 01:11:19,189
IT'S JUST BEEN VERY CASUAL,
BUT I DON'T REALLY SEE HER
1822
01:11:19,224 --> 01:11:21,275
GIVING A ROSE
TO ANYONE ELSE, SO...
1823
01:11:21,310 --> 01:11:22,676
Mikey: I WOULD LIKE TO
PLAN SOMETHING WITH CLARE
1824
01:11:22,710 --> 01:11:24,078
IF I GET A DATE CARD.
1825
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,314
SHE'S DEFINITELY
MY NUMBER ONE HERE.
1826
01:11:26,316 --> 01:11:27,848
BASICALLY WEARING MY HEART
ON MY SLEEVE, YOU KNOW,
1827
01:11:27,883 --> 01:11:29,984
AND PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE.
1828
01:11:30,018 --> 01:11:32,053
AND I HOPE IT PAYS OFF
WITH CLARE.
1829
01:11:32,055 --> 01:11:33,571
I JUST THINK MIKEY'S, LIKE,
A LITTLE DELUSIONAL.
1830
01:11:33,605 --> 01:11:34,972
LIKE, HE'S SO HOPEFUL
1831
01:11:35,007 --> 01:11:36,106
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING THERE
WITH CLARE
1832
01:11:36,140 --> 01:11:39,310
THAT HE DOESN'T SEE THAT
THERE IS NOTHING.
1833
01:11:39,345 --> 01:11:43,130
CAN'T IMAGINE YOU HAVE
MUCH TROUBLE FINDING GUYS
1834
01:11:43,165 --> 01:11:45,232
WHO WILL FALL IN LOVE
WITH YOU.
1835
01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:47,502
I DON'T THINK THAT FINDING GUYS
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
1836
01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:49,103
IS THE PROBLEM.
NO.
1837
01:11:49,137 --> 01:11:50,504
I THINK IT'S FINDING
THE RIGHT GUY.
1838
01:11:50,538 --> 01:11:52,173
SO THIS IS INTERESTING
1839
01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:54,825
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL SITTING AROUND
THE CAMPFIRE,
1840
01:11:54,860 --> 01:11:56,994
AND MIKEY'S ALL IN FOR CLARE.
1841
01:11:57,028 --> 01:11:59,296
BUT I KIND OF,
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
1842
01:11:59,331 --> 01:12:02,115
NOTICE CLARE PUTTING IN
SOME TIME WITH JARED.
1843
01:12:02,150 --> 01:12:04,085
ASHLEY I.'s KIND OF
SITTING CLOSER TO ME.
1844
01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:06,487
AND OH, MY GOD.
IT'S JUST SO BAD.
1845
01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:11,392
[ CHUCKLES ]
1846
01:12:14,979 --> 01:12:16,814
STICK AROUND
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
1847
01:12:16,848 --> 01:12:20,117
WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?
1848
01:12:20,151 --> 01:12:21,735
I WATCH EVERYBODY FALL IN LOVE
AND GO ON DATES
1849
01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:24,104
AND HOPE THAT IT WAS ME,
1850
01:12:24,139 --> 01:12:26,007
AND WALK AWAY, LIKE, MEH.
[ LAUGHS ]
1851
01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:27,708
I WON'T WALK AWAY FROM YOU.
1852
01:12:27,742 --> 01:12:29,143
Carly: DATE CARD.
1853
01:12:29,177 --> 01:12:30,677
DATE CARD.
[ Singsongy ] DATE CARD!
1854
01:12:30,712 --> 01:12:32,096
Kirk: WE'RE VERY EXCITED.
1855
01:12:34,566 --> 01:12:36,334
"JARED."
1856
01:12:36,368 --> 01:12:38,168
Woman: OHH!
1857
01:12:38,203 --> 01:12:40,555
CARLY WALKS DOWN
WITH THE DATE CARD,
1858
01:12:40,589 --> 01:12:42,055
AND IT'S FOR JARED.
1859
01:12:42,090 --> 01:12:43,791
AND WE'RE LIKE,
UH-OH, HERE IT GOES.
1860
01:12:43,825 --> 01:12:45,392
Ashley I.:
THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.
1861
01:12:45,427 --> 01:12:48,829
I'M CONFIDENT THAT HE IS
MORE ATTRACTED TO ME THAN HER.
1862
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,532
LIKE, SERIOUSLY? SHE'S 34.
1863
01:12:51,566 --> 01:12:52,983
DOES ANY 26-YEAR-OLD
1864
01:12:53,018 --> 01:12:53,917
REALLY WANNA
GO OUT WITH A 34-YEAR-OLD?
1865
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:56,020
HER EGGS ARE ALMOST DEAD.
1866
01:12:56,054 --> 01:12:57,421
I HAVE TO CHOOSE RIGHT NOW?
OH, GOD.
1867
01:13:01,943 --> 01:13:03,844
Tanner: ASHLEY IS DEFINITELY
INTO JARED,
1868
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,846
BUT I THINK HE LIKES CLARE
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
1869
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,614
SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY
GONNA GO DOWN.
1870
01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:08,983
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET,
1871
01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:10,284
BUT THINGS ARE ABOUT
TO GET CRAZY.
1872
01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:12,236
♪
1873
01:13:13,705 --> 01:13:15,606
♪
1874
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,941
Juelia: SO WE'RE ALL SITTING
BY THE CAMPFIRE,
1875
01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:19,810
AND A DATE CARD ARRIVES.
1876
01:13:19,844 --> 01:13:20,628
AND IT IS FOR JARED.
1877
01:13:20,662 --> 01:13:24,298
ASHLEY'S DEVELOPED FEELINGS
FOR JARED AT THIS POINT,
1878
01:13:24,332 --> 01:13:25,599
AND SO IT WOULD BE
VERY DIFFICULT FOR HER
1879
01:13:25,633 --> 01:13:29,370
TO WATCH HIM GET A DATE CARD
AND CHOOSE ANOTHER GIRL.
1880
01:13:29,372 --> 01:13:31,088
I HAVE A FEELING THAT
IT'S ABOUT TO BE TROUBLE.
1881
01:13:31,122 --> 01:13:35,359
Carly: "SEA --" S-E-A,
1882
01:13:35,393 --> 01:13:38,762
"IF YOU CAN FALL IN LOVE
ON TOMORROW'S DATE.
1883
01:13:38,796 --> 01:13:40,731
WHO WILL IT BE?"
1884
01:13:40,765 --> 01:13:43,584
S-E-A, HUH?
SEA.
1885
01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,953
I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GETTING
THE DATE WITH JARED.
1886
01:13:45,988 --> 01:13:47,454
HE MIGHT KISS ME TONIGHT.
1887
01:13:47,488 --> 01:13:49,607
I EVEN FREAKING PUT
NUDE LIPSTICK ON
1888
01:13:49,609 --> 01:13:53,177
SO THAT HE WOULDN'T BE SCARED
TO KISS RED LIPS.
1889
01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:54,378
Joshua: IF YOU'RE GOING
DEEP SEA FISHING,
1890
01:13:54,412 --> 01:13:55,979
I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO...
YEAH.
1891
01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,315
[ LAUGHS ]
...ACCOMPANY YOU.
1892
01:13:57,349 --> 01:13:58,749
OH, YOU AND CARLY
ARE GONNA STEAL THAT?
1893
01:13:58,784 --> 01:14:00,083
Kirk: YEAH, YEAH.
1894
01:14:00,118 --> 01:14:01,502
I MEAN, OH, GOD.
I DON'T KNOW.
1895
01:14:01,536 --> 01:14:02,870
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
LAUGHTER ]
1896
01:14:02,904 --> 01:14:04,505
Jared: YEAH? UM...
1897
01:14:04,539 --> 01:14:06,641
YEAH.
1898
01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:09,360
CLARE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON THIS DATE WITH ME?
1899
01:14:09,394 --> 01:14:11,328
I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON
A DATE.
1900
01:14:11,362 --> 01:14:13,163
Woman: AW.
ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
1901
01:14:13,198 --> 01:14:14,932
YOU MADE ME STAY ANOTHER DAY.
[ GIGGLES ]
1902
01:14:14,966 --> 01:14:16,199
YEAH. THERE WE GO. PERFECT.
1903
01:14:16,234 --> 01:14:20,003
Woman: OH, YEAH? BRING IT ON.
1904
01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:21,788
HE DECIDES RIGHT THEN...
1905
01:14:21,823 --> 01:14:24,225
"CLARE...
1906
01:14:24,259 --> 01:14:26,460
WILL YOU GO ON THIS DATE
WITH ME?"
1907
01:14:26,494 --> 01:14:29,196
AND I'M LIKE,
OKAY, WELL, THERE IT WAS.
1908
01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:30,014
HERE, LET'S GO UP THERE
AND GRAB A DRINK FIRST.
1909
01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:31,248
OKAY.
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
1910
01:14:31,283 --> 01:14:32,716
Dan: JARED GETS HANDED
THE DATE CARD,
1911
01:14:32,751 --> 01:14:35,653
LOOKS RIGHT AT CLARE AND SAYS,
"WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME?"
1912
01:14:35,687 --> 01:14:39,089
AND WITHOUT EVEN CLARE TAKING
A MOMENT TO LOOK AT MIKEY
1913
01:14:39,124 --> 01:14:41,291
OR SAY ANYTHING, SHE SAYS YES.
1914
01:14:41,325 --> 01:14:42,576
Mikey: I THOUGHT THINGS WERE
GOING WELL,
1915
01:14:42,610 --> 01:14:45,779
BUT I GUESS CLARE DOESN'T HAVE
MUTUAL FEELINGS FOR ME.
1916
01:14:45,814 --> 01:14:47,548
SUCKS! [ SNIFFLES ]
1917
01:14:47,582 --> 01:14:49,833
OH, IT'S JUST...PEACHY,
DUDE, JUST GREAT.
1918
01:14:49,867 --> 01:14:51,401
EVERYTHING'S...AWESOME.
1919
01:14:51,436 --> 01:14:53,170
Dan: LITERALLY,
YOU COULD JUST HEAR
1920
01:14:53,204 --> 01:14:54,505
TWO PEOPLE HEARTBROKEN
1921
01:14:54,539 --> 01:14:57,308
OVER A DECISION THAT JUST
HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.
1922
01:14:57,310 --> 01:14:59,310
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
YEAH, I MEAN... [ CHUCKLES ]
1923
01:14:59,344 --> 01:14:59,810
IT BLEW UP IN, LIKE,
THREE DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
1924
01:14:59,844 --> 01:15:01,578
YEAH.
1925
01:15:01,613 --> 01:15:02,329
JARED'S, LIKE,
THE NICEST GUY IN THE HOUSE,
1926
01:15:02,364 --> 01:15:05,432
BUT HE JUST BLEW EVERYTHING UP.
1927
01:15:05,467 --> 01:15:08,068
[ CRYING ] EVERY SINGLE GUY
I'M EVER REALLY INTO
1928
01:15:08,102 --> 01:15:09,786
IS NEVER REALLY INTO ME BACK.
1929
01:15:09,821 --> 01:15:15,292
[ SNIFFLES ] AND THAT'S WHY,
LIKE, I SUCK AT ALL THIS.
1930
01:15:15,326 --> 01:15:17,495
[ SNIFFLES ]
BUT THAT WILL HAPPEN.
1931
01:15:17,529 --> 01:15:20,298
EVERYBODY SAYS IT'LL HAPPEN.
NO, IT WILL.
1932
01:15:20,332 --> 01:15:23,183
[ CRYING ]
I FOUND THE PERFECT GUY,
1933
01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:25,386
AND IT JUST DIDN'T WORK.
1934
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:27,121
I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, 40
AND, LIKE...
1935
01:15:27,155 --> 01:15:28,489
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1936
01:15:28,523 --> 01:15:30,107
...NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO HAVE KIDS OR SOMETHING.
1937
01:15:30,141 --> 01:15:32,376
OH, MY GOSH, ASHLEY.
COME ON.
1938
01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:35,413
I'LL SAY BYE TO EVERYONE
TOMORROW...FULLY.
1939
01:15:35,447 --> 01:15:38,515
I HAVEN'T FELT LIKE THAT
IN YEARS.
1940
01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:41,318
AND I KNOW IT'S STUPID
BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING.
1941
01:15:41,353 --> 01:15:44,605
WE HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED.
AND THIS IS STUPID.
1942
01:15:44,639 --> 01:15:47,508
BUT IT'S JUST LIKE, TO FINALLY
FEEL LIKE I CAN, LIKE,
1943
01:15:47,542 --> 01:15:51,695
OPEN MYSELF JUST HURTS,
LIKE, REALLY BAD.
1944
01:15:51,730 --> 01:15:53,363
[ SNIFFLES ]
1945
01:15:53,398 --> 01:15:54,364
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE
I COULD'VE DONE.
1946
01:15:54,399 --> 01:15:57,234
[ INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY ]
1947
01:15:57,269 --> 01:15:59,136
SO THAT'S GONNA MAKE THIS
EASIER FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
1948
01:15:59,171 --> 01:16:01,922
I LOVE HARD TO GET.
1949
01:16:01,956 --> 01:16:03,624
I LOVE THE CHASE.
1950
01:16:03,658 --> 01:16:07,761
AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
1951
01:16:07,795 --> 01:16:09,062
HEY.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
1952
01:16:09,097 --> 01:16:10,047
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
1953
01:16:10,082 --> 01:16:12,250
YEAH, WE CAN TALK.
1954
01:16:12,252 --> 01:16:13,684
YOU WANNA DATE A GIRL
EIGHT YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?
1955
01:16:13,719 --> 01:16:15,319
THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE, BRO.
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
1956
01:16:15,353 --> 01:16:16,387
HONESTLY, IT'S JUST
MORE OF, LIKE,
1957
01:16:16,421 --> 01:16:18,689
KIND OF FIGURING THINGS OUT
AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.
1958
01:16:18,723 --> 01:16:21,292
YOU KNOW?
1959
01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:23,477
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN
DO ABOUT IT, MAN.
1960
01:16:23,479 --> 01:16:25,145
LOOK, WE CAN TALK
AWAY FROM EVERYONE IF YOU WANT.
1961
01:16:25,179 --> 01:16:25,912
YEAH,
WHEREVER YOU WANT, MAN.
1962
01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:30,167
Mikey: JARED GOT A DATE CARD,
AND HE GLANCED OVER TO CLARE.
1963
01:16:30,202 --> 01:16:32,369
CLARE TAKES HER [BLEEP] OUT
AND SAYS "YES"
1964
01:16:32,403 --> 01:16:34,605
BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHES
HIS SENTENCE.
1965
01:16:34,639 --> 01:16:36,540
IT'S -- IT'S --
IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING TO ME.
1966
01:16:36,574 --> 01:16:40,144
AND IT'S, UH, I FEEL A LITTLE
BIT BETRAYED AND BLINDSIDED.
1967
01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:43,397
IT JUST FELT RIGHT
JUST TO BE LIKE,
1968
01:16:43,431 --> 01:16:44,164
"CLARE, YOU WANNA GO
ON THIS DATE," YOU KNOW?
1969
01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:46,800
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
1970
01:16:46,835 --> 01:16:49,720
IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW, I JUST, UH...
1971
01:16:49,755 --> 01:16:52,690
I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT CLARE AND I
HAVE OR HAD OR WHATEVER.
1972
01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:55,359
SO, LIKE, OBVIOUSLY NOT MUCH
IF SHE'S, YOU KNOW,
1973
01:16:55,393 --> 01:16:57,261
JUMPING TO GO ON A DATE
WITH YOU.
1974
01:16:57,296 --> 01:16:58,462
SO, I MEAN, MAYBE
YOU'RE THE BETTER FIT, SO...
1975
01:16:58,496 --> 01:17:00,331
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT.
I DON'T KNOW.
1976
01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:02,516
YEAH.
LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S WHY
WE'RE HERE, RIGHT?
1977
01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:03,617
KIND OF FIGURE STUFF OUT AND...
YEAH.
1978
01:17:03,651 --> 01:17:05,419
UM...
1979
01:17:05,453 --> 01:17:07,354
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN,
1980
01:17:07,389 --> 01:17:09,322
BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T,
YOU KNOW, THINK THAT
1981
01:17:09,357 --> 01:17:10,474
BECAUSE I'M GOING ON
A ONE-ON-ONE WITH CLARE
1982
01:17:10,508 --> 01:17:15,479
THAT SHE'S AUTOMATICALLY
GONNA GIVE ME A ROSE, YOU KNOW?
1983
01:17:15,514 --> 01:17:18,415
I'M PISSED ABOUT IT
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, SO...
1984
01:17:18,450 --> 01:17:20,317
BUT I DON'T --
YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID,
1985
01:17:20,352 --> 01:17:22,302
IT WAS YOUR CHOICE, SO...
YEAH.
1986
01:17:22,337 --> 01:17:25,539
Mikey:
I PURSUED CLARE FROM DAY ONE,
1987
01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:28,008
PUT MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE,
AND THEN I GET [BLEEP].
1988
01:17:28,043 --> 01:17:29,309
THE LEAST HE COULD'VE DONE
1989
01:17:29,344 --> 01:17:30,361
WAS TOLD ME WHAT
HIS INTENTIONS WERE,
1990
01:17:30,395 --> 01:17:33,130
INSTEAD OF JUST BLINDSIDING ME
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY
1991
01:17:33,164 --> 01:17:35,465
AND EMBARRASSING ME.
1992
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,301
IF THIS WERE REAL LIFE,
WHERE I'M FROM, LIKE,
1993
01:17:37,335 --> 01:17:39,102
IF THAT HAPPENED
IN FRONT OF MY FACE,
1994
01:17:39,137 --> 01:17:40,470
I WOULD'VE [BLEEP]
OUT OF HIM RIGHT NOW
1995
01:17:40,505 --> 01:17:44,024
AND...THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
THE SOLUTION.
1996
01:17:44,059 --> 01:17:45,358
I DON'T THINK CLARE WAS BEING
1997
01:17:45,393 --> 01:17:47,094
HONEST AND FORTHCOMING WITH ME
AT ALL.
1998
01:17:47,128 --> 01:17:49,396
I THINK SHE GAVE ME
LITTLE INNUENDOS,
1999
01:17:49,431 --> 01:17:51,248
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY,
AND I DIDN'T READ IT RIGHT
2000
01:17:51,282 --> 01:17:53,283
OR SHE JUST DIDN'T
COME ACROSS RIGHT.
2001
01:17:53,318 --> 01:17:54,184
Mikey: OH, GOD. I DON'T WANNA
DO THIS, DUDE.
2002
01:17:54,218 --> 01:17:55,986
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS.
2003
01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:57,087
I REALLY DON'T WANNA
TALK TO YOU...
2004
01:17:57,121 --> 01:17:58,689
TO ME?
AT ALL. NO.
2005
01:17:58,723 --> 01:18:00,123
WHY?
BECAUSE.
2006
01:18:00,158 --> 01:18:02,576
AT THIS POINT, I JUST BASICALLY
2007
01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:04,811
SAW EVERYTHING UNRAVEL
IN FRONT OF MY FACE,
2008
01:18:04,845 --> 01:18:06,446
AND I'M STILL FUMING.
2009
01:18:06,481 --> 01:18:09,282
AND, YOU KNOW,
CLARE TRIES TO APPROACH ME,
2010
01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:12,703
AND IT JUST...
DIDN'T GO WELL.
2011
01:18:12,705 --> 01:18:14,571
I JUST FEEL REALLY DISRESPECTED
AND I DON'T KNOW.
2012
01:18:14,606 --> 01:18:17,575
MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT, LIKE,
WHAT WE HAD, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
2013
01:18:17,609 --> 01:18:18,909
MAYBE EVERYONE'S, LIKE,
A LOT MORE COOL
2014
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,344
WITH BEING, LIKE, CASUAL
2015
01:18:20,378 --> 01:18:22,362
AND, LIKE, TRADING PEOPLE
AND ALL THAT.
2016
01:18:22,396 --> 01:18:24,064
I'M AN UPFRONT,
STRAIGHTFORWARD GUY
2017
01:18:24,099 --> 01:18:25,332
AND I'VE BEEN WITH --
LOOK AT ME.
2018
01:18:25,366 --> 01:18:26,366
I'VE BEEN THAT WAY
WITH YOU FOR...
2019
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,168
DO YOU THINK I'VE NOT BEEN
UPFRONT AND HONEST WITH YOU?
2020
01:18:28,203 --> 01:18:29,853
NO.
IN WHAT WAY?
2021
01:18:29,888 --> 01:18:31,488
I DON'T KNOW.
2022
01:18:31,522 --> 01:18:32,856
THAT'S...INTERESTING
OVER THERE RIGHT NOW.
2023
01:18:32,891 --> 01:18:33,724
IT'S LIKE...
2024
01:18:33,758 --> 01:18:37,461
Kirk: MIKEY -- THE POOR GUY
JUST LIKES HER SO MUCH
2025
01:18:37,496 --> 01:18:40,097
THAT, LIKE, HE JUST CAN'T
GET OUT OF THAT, LIKE,
2026
01:18:40,131 --> 01:18:42,449
YOU KNOW, HEARTBROKEN MESS.
2027
01:18:42,483 --> 01:18:44,785
LIKE, MIKEY'S
WEDDING VISION BOARD
2028
01:18:44,819 --> 01:18:47,420
IS JUST RUINED.
2029
01:18:47,455 --> 01:18:50,224
BASICALLY...
I SAID I'M HERE TO EXPLORE.
2030
01:18:50,258 --> 01:18:50,774
I'M HERE TO TALK TO EVERYBODY.
I'M HERE TO --
2031
01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:54,011
WELL, THEN EXPLORE. GO. EXPLORE.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME?
2032
01:18:54,045 --> 01:18:55,145
WHY DO YOU FEEL
DISRESPECTED BY ME?
2033
01:18:55,180 --> 01:18:57,114
BECAUSE...
LOOK AT ME, MIKEY.
2034
01:18:57,148 --> 01:18:58,582
Tanner: MIKEY DEFINITELY IS
GETTING INTO
2035
01:18:58,616 --> 01:19:00,316
A VERY HUGE, HEATED ARGUMENT
WITH CLARE.
2036
01:19:00,351 --> 01:19:02,252
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
2037
01:19:02,286 --> 01:19:04,971
IN NO WAY HAVE I EVER
DISRESPECTED YOU.
2038
01:19:05,005 --> 01:19:06,474
I DISAGREE, BUT THAT'S FINE.
2039
01:19:06,508 --> 01:19:10,527
WHAT HAVE I SAID TO LEAD YOU
TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE?
2040
01:19:10,561 --> 01:19:13,430
ME ACCEPTING A DATE CARD
FROM JARED IS DOING...
2041
01:19:13,465 --> 01:19:14,598
MEANS THERE'S NOTHING THERE
WITH YOU AND I.
2042
01:19:14,632 --> 01:19:16,133
...IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT
I SAID I WAS GONNA DO.
2043
01:19:16,167 --> 01:19:17,634
IT'S JUST, WE ARE DIFFERENT.
2044
01:19:17,669 --> 01:19:19,503
WE FEEL DIFFERENT
BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
2045
01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:21,605
NO, WE FEEL DIFFERENT
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU
2046
01:19:21,607 --> 01:19:23,857
AND YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
THAT'S WHY WE FEEL DIFFERENT.
2047
01:19:23,891 --> 01:19:25,292
SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT.
2048
01:19:25,326 --> 01:19:29,262
YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY AT ME,
YOU'RE GETTING MAD AT ME,
2049
01:19:29,297 --> 01:19:30,513
AND TELLING ME YOU DON'T
WANNA TALK TO ME.
2050
01:19:30,548 --> 01:19:32,182
BUT YOU DON'T NEED
TO COME AT ME ANGRY
2051
01:19:32,216 --> 01:19:33,850
AND BLAME IT --
I AM ANGRY.
2052
01:19:33,885 --> 01:19:35,151
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
2053
01:19:35,186 --> 01:19:37,321
YOU'RE NOT
THE GUY FOR ME THEN,
2054
01:19:37,355 --> 01:19:39,122
IF THAT'S HOW YOU RESPOND
TO THIS.
2055
01:19:39,156 --> 01:19:41,291
OKAY. THAT WAS OBVIOUS.
2056
01:19:41,325 --> 01:19:42,409
YEAH, AND I'M GLAD I MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
2057
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:46,246
Carly: EVERYTHING IS
FREAKIN' BOILING.
2058
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,081
MIKEY YELLS AT CLARE.
CLARE YELLS AT MIKEY.
2059
01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:50,234
LIKE, IT'S JUST...PHEW.
2060
01:19:50,268 --> 01:19:53,236
Tanner: YOU'RE JUST THE NEW --
YOU'RE THE NEW VILLAIN.
HOW? HOW AM I VILLAIN?
2061
01:19:53,271 --> 01:19:54,572
VILLAINS GOTTA VILL,
YOU KNOW?
2062
01:19:54,606 --> 01:19:57,641
JARED'S TAKING THE TITLE
OF MASTER VILLAIN AWAY FROM ME.
2063
01:19:57,675 --> 01:19:58,476
IT'S AMAZING.
2064
01:19:58,510 --> 01:20:00,611
I MEAN, HE GETS ONE DATE CARD,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
2065
01:20:00,645 --> 01:20:03,196
TWO PEOPLE ARE CRYING
AND ONE GUY'S SCREAMING.
2066
01:20:03,231 --> 01:20:04,431
Jonathan:
YOU GOOD, BROTHER?
2067
01:20:04,465 --> 01:20:06,366
WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
NO, I'M -- I'M DONE.
2068
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,302
MIKEY.
MIKEY, YOU WANNA TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING?
2069
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:08,836
NO, DUDE, YOU GUYS, LIKE --
I-I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
2070
01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:12,589
SO LIKE, HOPEFULLY, ME GIVING UP
MYSELF IS BETTER FOR YOU.
2071
01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:16,426
I THINK HE'S GONE, DUDE.
2072
01:20:16,461 --> 01:20:17,628
MIKEY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
SOMEONE THAT'LL BLUFF.
2073
01:20:17,630 --> 01:20:19,129
NO, HE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE
ANYBODY THAT WOULD BLUFF.
2074
01:20:19,164 --> 01:20:20,430
THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT
TO SAY.
2075
01:20:20,465 --> 01:20:22,032
♪
2076
01:20:22,066 --> 01:20:23,650
Juelia: WHAT'S WRONG?
2077
01:20:23,685 --> 01:20:25,986
[ CRYING ] MIKEY WAS JUST
THE BIGGEST JERK TO ME.
2078
01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:27,454
WHAT DID HE SAY?
2079
01:20:27,488 --> 01:20:31,041
MIKEY YELLED AT ME AND WAS LIKE,
"I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU."
2080
01:20:31,075 --> 01:20:32,075
THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING
RIGHT NOW
2081
01:20:32,110 --> 01:20:33,344
AND HOW UPSET CLARE IS,
2082
01:20:33,378 --> 01:20:36,179
NOT ONLY MIGHT THE DATE
NOT BE HAPPENING TOMORROW,
2083
01:20:36,213 --> 01:20:37,747
BUT I THINK
SHE MIGHT BE LEAVING.
2084
01:20:37,782 --> 01:20:40,918
♪
2085
01:20:40,952 --> 01:20:43,136
SHE'S FULL OF...
2086
01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:45,906
SHE'S TOTALLY FULL OF...
2087
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:48,408
SO, WHATEVER.
2088
01:20:48,443 --> 01:20:50,327
I GO AND I CARE ABOUT MIKEY
ENOUGH TO, LIKE,
2089
01:20:50,361 --> 01:20:53,363
SIT AND TALK WITH HIM,
AND HE JUST...
I THINK HE'S --
2090
01:20:53,398 --> 01:20:54,631
SHREDS ME A NEW ONE.
AND IT'S LIKE...
2091
01:20:54,665 --> 01:20:57,401
HE'S JUST -- WELL, IT'S BECAUSE
HIS FEELINGS ARE REALLY HURT.
2092
01:20:57,435 --> 01:21:00,704
GUYS HAVE A LOT OF PRIDE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE...
2093
01:21:00,738 --> 01:21:04,658
BUT SAY THAT. SAY THAT.
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW
SOMETIMES.
2094
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:05,459
YEAH, I KNOW.
2095
01:21:05,493 --> 01:21:08,595
LIKE, THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
EMOTIONAL CAPACITY...
2096
01:21:08,629 --> 01:21:10,564
I KNOW.
...SOMETIMES
TO SAY HOW THEY FEEL.
2097
01:21:10,598 --> 01:21:13,884
WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF,
DUDE? LIKE...
2098
01:21:13,918 --> 01:21:15,619
BEING YELLED AT,
2099
01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:19,356
BEING TREATED LIKE THAT
FROM SOMEBODY IS NOT COOL.
2100
01:21:19,390 --> 01:21:22,325
YOU KNOW? LIKE, WHAT DID I DO
TO DESERVE THAT?
2101
01:21:22,359 --> 01:21:24,178
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST, LIKE,
2102
01:21:24,212 --> 01:21:25,145
AT LEAST HAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF PRIDE LEFT
2103
01:21:25,179 --> 01:21:27,814
AND JUST...LEAVE ON MY OWN.
2104
01:21:27,849 --> 01:21:29,949
[ CRYING AND SNIFFLING ]
2105
01:21:29,984 --> 01:21:32,069
[ SIGHS DEEPLY AND SNIFFLES ]
2106
01:21:32,103 --> 01:21:36,340
[ CRIES AND SNIFFLES ]
2107
01:21:36,374 --> 01:21:40,076
TOMORROW NIGHT ON
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
2108
01:21:40,110 --> 01:21:42,312
Clare: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
2109
01:21:42,346 --> 01:21:45,032
SINCE I HAVE HAD
THE COMFORT OF A MAN,
2110
01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:47,935
AND I JUST HAD MY MIND BLOWN.
2111
01:21:47,969 --> 01:21:49,570
MY BODY WAS SHAKING.
2112
01:21:49,604 --> 01:21:51,521
OH!
2113
01:21:51,556 --> 01:21:53,056
[ GASPS ]
2114
01:21:53,090 --> 01:21:55,225
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
2115
01:21:55,259 --> 01:21:57,394
OH, MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE
I JUST DID THAT.
2116
01:21:57,429 --> 01:21:59,195
I DIDN'T OPEN MY EYES
THE WHOLE TIME.
2117
01:21:59,230 --> 01:22:01,332
I REMEMBER, LIKE, HOLDING HIM.
2118
01:22:01,334 --> 01:22:02,750
LIKE, AS MUCH AS I CAN BE
CURLED AROUND HIM, I WAS.
2119
01:22:02,784 --> 01:22:05,352
[ Voice breaking ] I DON'T WANNA
HEAR HER TALKING ABOUT IT.
2120
01:22:05,386 --> 01:22:07,121
HE LIKES HER MORE THAN ME.
HE'S DOESN'T --
2121
01:22:07,155 --> 01:22:09,089
HE'S NOT GONNA --
I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE,
2122
01:22:09,123 --> 01:22:10,474
AND I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS.
2123
01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:12,776
[ Normal voice ] THIS IS
THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
2124
01:22:12,810 --> 01:22:14,577
I FEEL ATROCIOUS.
2125
01:22:14,612 --> 01:22:16,847
Michael: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO
EXPECT WHEN I SHOWED UP TODAY.
2126
01:22:16,881 --> 01:22:19,616
I DIDN'T KNOW IF TENLEY WAS
ALREADY GONNA BE DATING SOMEONE.
2127
01:22:19,650 --> 01:22:22,386
Kirk: HERE'S AN INTERESTING
LITTLE SITUATION.
Dan: YEAH.
2128
01:22:22,388 --> 01:22:24,337
TENLEY SANDWICH.
SOMEONE SHOULD GO
DEFUSE THAT.
2129
01:22:24,372 --> 01:22:25,572
NO, JUST LET IT
KEEP BOILING.
2130
01:22:25,606 --> 01:22:27,440
Joshua: THREE OF US GUYS
AFTER TENLEY.
2131
01:22:27,475 --> 01:22:30,110
I DON'T GET JEALOUS EASILY,
BUT I'M DEFINITELY UPSET.
2132
01:22:30,145 --> 01:22:31,662
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
2133
01:22:31,696 --> 01:22:36,400
I'M PROBABLY THE MOST CONFUSED
GIRL HERE RIGHT NOW.
2134
01:22:36,434 --> 01:22:39,469
I'M TROUBLE WITH THIS
ROSE CEREMONY TOMORROW.
2135
01:22:39,504 --> 01:22:42,206
Ashley S.: I THINK JOE IS
TOTALLY PLAYING JUELIA.
2136
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:43,557
I DON'T KNOW.
MAKES ME SO FRICKIN' MAD.
2137
01:22:43,591 --> 01:22:45,792
Joe: IF I DON'T GET A ROSE
TONIGHT, I WOULD BE DEVASTATED,
2138
01:22:45,827 --> 01:22:47,961
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT
I TRULY MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY
2139
01:22:47,995 --> 01:22:49,496
TO MEET SAMANTHA.
2140
01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:53,049
Ashley S.: JUELIA IS THE ONE WHO
LEFT HER DAUGHTER TO COME HERE.
2141
01:22:53,084 --> 01:22:54,284
I GIVE ZERO [BLEEP] RIGHT NOW.
2142
01:22:54,318 --> 01:22:57,288
I'M JUST LIKE...
GIVE ME THAT ROSE.
2143
01:22:57,322 --> 01:22:58,555
Mikey: I FEEL LIKE THERE'S
SOME TENSION BETWEEN US.
2144
01:22:58,589 --> 01:23:00,524
IT'D BE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT
SITUATION IF I WAS TALKING
2145
01:23:00,558 --> 01:23:03,310
TO THREE, FOUR DIFFERENT GIRLS,
ASKING FOR THE ROSE,
2146
01:23:03,344 --> 01:23:04,811
KIND OF SIMILAR
TO WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
2147
01:23:04,846 --> 01:23:05,579
MADE MIKEY T. MY BITCH.
2148
01:23:05,613 --> 01:23:09,049
JONATHAN CAME TO ME LIKE A --
LIKE I WAS HIS PIMP.
2149
01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:11,468
JONATHAN -- I WOULD BREAK
HIS...JAW
2150
01:23:11,502 --> 01:23:13,937
AND BEAT THE...PULP
OUT OF HIS...BRAIN.
2151
01:23:13,971 --> 01:23:15,071
SWEAR TO GOD.
2152
01:23:15,106 --> 01:23:17,174
I WON'T STOP
2153
01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:18,709
UNTIL HIS BRAINS
ARE COMING OUT HIS EARS,
2154
01:23:18,743 --> 01:23:19,876
I SWEAR TO YOU.
2155
01:23:19,910 --> 01:23:22,796
TOMORROW NIGHT ON...
2156
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:27,717
♪
2157
01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:28,768
[ THUD ]
2158
01:23:30,938 --> 01:23:33,506
[ SURF ROCK PLAYING ]
2159
01:23:40,732 --> 01:23:41,598
[ LAUGHS ]
2160
01:23:44,836 --> 01:23:46,170
♪
2161
01:23:46,204 --> 01:23:48,271
Joshua: RIGHT THERE.
2162
01:23:48,306 --> 01:23:49,355
THERE'S A BIG 'OL PLAYGROUND
RIGHT THERE, JOE.
2163
01:23:50,858 --> 01:23:52,692
[ LAUGHS ]
2164
01:23:52,727 --> 01:24:11,644
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2165
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