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TONIGHT,
ON A SHOCKING NEW EPISODE
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OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
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ALOHA, MEXICO!
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...HOT NEW ARRIVALS
TEMPT THE MEN.
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HOW YOU DOING?
I'M DAN.
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I GOT TO BE OPEN
TO MEETING SOMEONE ELSE.
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YOUR FEELINGS HAVE
TOTALLY CHANGED OVERNIGHT.
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HE'S NOT THE MAN
I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE WAS.
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CARLY REALLY WANTS KIRK.
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Carly:
KIRK IS THE SEXIEST PERSON
ON THIS PLANET.
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BUT DOES HE FEEL THE SAME?
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Kirk: I KNOW
CARLY WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME.
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I JUST --
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY YET,
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AND I'M STARTING TO HAVE THOSE,
LIKE, LITTLE PANIC MOMENTS.
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AND JOE'S BIGGEST DREAM
HAS FINALLY COME TRUE.
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I HOPE THIS IS THE START
OF SOMETHING GREAT.
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Joe: I INITIALLY CAME HERE
FOR SAMANTHA,
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SO I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT.
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Ashley I.:
THIS IS SO MESSED UP.
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HE WAS JUST KISSING JUELIA
THE NIGHT BEFORE.
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[ SOBS ]
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BUT WILL IT ALL
TURN INTO A NIGHTMARE?
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Mikey:
NO ONE WANTS JOE HERE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE
STICKING YOUR HEAD IN
EVERYBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS.
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JOE DID PLAY JUELIA,
THE WIDOW MOTHER.
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IT'S JUST OVERWHELMING
SOMETIMES.
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BUT FIRST, CLARE AND JARED
SHARED A FIRST DATE
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THAT BONDED THEM FOREVER.
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Clare:
I JUST HAD MY MIND BLOWN.
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MY BODY WAS SHAKING.
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BUT ASHLEY GOT IN THE WAY...
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Ashley I.:
I'M DEFINITELY NOT WILLING
TO LOSE A GUY TO CLARE,
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BECAUSE SHE'S A COUGAR.
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...LEAVING CLARE SCRAMBLING.
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THIS IS AMAZING.
CLARE IS LOSING HER MIND.
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IT'S, LIKE, COULD EVERYTHING
WORK OUT MORE PERFECTLY?
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HAS CLARE'S STAY IN PARADISE
COME TO AN EARLY END?
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[ Sobbing ]
I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME.
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I DON'T FEEL RIGHT
BEING HERE.
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FIND OUT NOW ON
AN EXCITING NEW EPISODE OF...
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ WE'RE KNOCKING
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ HOW COULD WE ASK FOR MORE? ♪
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♪ I SWEAR
THAT I COULD SEE FOREVER ♪
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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[ TING! ]
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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♪
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[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
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♪ I SWEAR
THAT I COULD SEE FOREVER ♪
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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AAH!
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♪
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Chris:
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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[ SOBS ]
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[ SNIFFLES ] SORRY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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[ SOBS ]
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I'M JUST
HAVING A HARD TIME.
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I DON'T FEEL RIGHT
BEING HERE.
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EVERY NIGHT IN PARADISE
IS CRAZY.
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THE ROSE CEREMONY'S
HALFWAY THROUGH,
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
CLARE DECIDES TO RUN OUT.
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Ashley I.:
I BET YOU THAT SHE WANTED
JARED TO RUN AFTER HER
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AND SHE WANTED ME
TO SEE HIM DO IT.
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BUT THE ONLY GUY WHO FOLLOWS HER
IS CHRIS HARRISON,
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AND THAT'S PROBABLY
BECAUSE HE'S PAID TO DO IT.
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT TONIGHT.
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IF SHE LEAVES NOW,
THAT'S JUST A BITCH MOVE.
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I'M SORRY.
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LIKE, TO SCREW A GUY OVER
LIKE THAT...
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Kirk:
I JUST DON'T THINK -- I DON'T
THINK ANY OF THIS IS NECESSARY.
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Juelia: CLARE HAS NOT
GIVEN HER ROSE OUT YET,
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SO I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S JUST
REALLY HAVING A HARD TIME
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WITH GIVING HER ROSE OUT.
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MAYBE SHE JUST WON'T
GIVE OUT A ROSE AT ALL.
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO PULL IT TOGETHER.
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Tenley: I HAVE NO CLUE
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HER MIND,
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BECAUSE WE HAVE THE ROSES.
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WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR HER?
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MAYBE CLARE'S STARTING
TO CONSIDER TO LEAVE PARADISE.
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I DON'T WANT TO...
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JUST WALK AWAY.
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AND THAT'S PROBABLY THE HARDEST
THING IN THE WORLD TO ME.
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BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE UP
ON ANYTHING.
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AND AT THE SAME TIME,
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IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME
TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW
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WHEN I DON'T SEE LOVE HERE
FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
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AND THIS
IS THE THIRD TIME.
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WE'VE BEEN HERE A WEEK.
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YOU HAVEN'T
GIVEN THIS A CHANCE.
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Tanner:
JUST 'CAUSE IT'S NOT GOING
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EXACTLY HOW SHE THOUGHT
IN HER MIND
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DOESN'T MEAN
SHE NEEDS TO ACT OUT ON IT.
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SHE MAKES AN EXTRA GUY
GO HOME,
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THAT'S JUST
ONE OF THE MOST SELFISH THINGS.
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HOPEFULLY, OL' CHRIS HARRISON
CAN TALK HER OFF THE LEDGE.
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THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
TO MAKE A DECISION
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OTHER THAN WHO
TO GIVE YOUR ROSE TO TONIGHT.
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I KNOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE
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I'M JUST KIND OF GETTING IT
FROM EVERY ANGLE TONIGHT.
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I WOULDN'T BE HERE
A THIRD TIME.
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LIKE, I REALLY --
YOU KNOW?
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I'M --
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I HOPE SHE COMES BACK DOWN
AND GIVES IT A WHIRL.
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HER JOURNEY IN THIS
ISN'T OVER, EITHER.
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LIKE, PEOPLE STILL COME IN
EACH WEEK, AND THINGS CHANGE.
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CLARE NEEDS TO EITHER [BLEEP]
OR GET OFF THE POT.
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IF SHE WANTS TO GO HOME,
GO HOME.
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IF SHE WANTS TO STAY AND
GIVE THIS A TRY, THEN DO THAT.
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BUT IT WOULD BE REALLY TERRIBLE
FOR HER TO LEAVE
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RIGHT BEFORE THE ROSE CEREMONY,
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BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE
SCREWING OVER ANOTHER GUY.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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Chris: HERE WE GO.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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EVERYBODY, SORRY ABOUT
THE, UH, INTERRUPTION.
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CLARE WASN'T FEELING GOOD
FOR A MINUTE,
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BUT I THINK WE'RE OKAY NOW,
SO WE'LL CONTINUE.
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I GUESS CLARE WANTS TO STAY HERE
IN PARADISE.
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I ALSO THINK SHE'S 34 YEARS OLD
AND SHE WANTS TO FIND LOVE.
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I GET IT.
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AND IT'S PROBABLY PATHETIC,
LIKE, TO HER, HERSELF.
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SHE PROBABLY FEELS PATHETIC.
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ASHLEY I.
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Ashley I.:
WITH CLARE RUNNING OUT OF THE
ROSE CEREMONY ALL DRAMATICALLY
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BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T "FEEL GOOD"
WAS INTENSE FOR EVERYONE --
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EXCEPT ME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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LIKE, TONIGHT,
I KISSED A GUY I LIKE.
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IT DIDN'T LOOK RIDICULOUS,
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AND CLARE IS HAVING
A DRAMA FEST.
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JARED.
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EVERYTHING'S WORKING OUT.
I AM VERY HAPPY.
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JARED, WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
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OF COURSE I WILL.
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THANK YOU.
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CLARE.
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Carly: CLARE GAVE, LIKE,
THIS GIANT SPEECH
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AND SHE LEFT THE ROSE CEREMONY,
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SO NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT CLARE'S GONNA DO.
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JJ.
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WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
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I WOULD LOVE TO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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JUELIA.
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IT'S THE FINAL ROSE TONIGHT.
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Mikey:
IF I DON'T GET A ROSE TONIGHT,
I'M GONNA BE PISSED OFF.
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I'LL BE -- I'LL BE MAD FOR SURE.
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IF JUELIA PICKS JOE
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AFTER THE CONVERSATION
THAT JONATHAN HAD WITH HER
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AND THE CONVERSATION
THAT I HAD WITH HER,
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IT'S A MISTAKE --
IT'S JUST A MISTAKE.
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Jonathan:
I WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED
IF I DIDN'T GET A ROSE TONIGHT,
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'CAUSE I AM HERE
FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.
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I WANT TO FIND LOVE, AND I NEED
TO BE HERE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
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Joe: I NEED THIS ROSE VERY BADLY
FROM JUELIA.
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IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
TO GET THE ROSE
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IN ORDER TO MEET
MY GIRL OF MY DREAMS, SAMANTHA.
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SAMANTHA IS MY DREAM GIRL --
WITHOUT A DOUBT. 100% QUESTION.
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NO-- NOTHING NEEDS TO BE ASKED.
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JOE.
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JOE, WOULD YOU PLEASE
ACCEPT THIS ROSE?
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OF COURSE. ABSOLUTELY.
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OKAY. LET'S SEE
IF I CAN DO THIS.
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I WAS EXTREMELY EXCITED
TO GIVE JOE MY ROSE.
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I MEAN, I'VE ALREADY HAD TIME
WITH MIKEY AND JONATHAN.
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I KNOW THAT THERE'S NOTHING
HAPPENING THERE.
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I AM GONNA TRUST
THAT WHAT JOE AND I HAVE IS REAL
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AND, UM, JUST SEE
WHERE IT GOES FROM HERE.
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Chris: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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JONATHAN, MIKEY, MICHAEL,
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TAKE A MOMENT
AND SAY YOUR GOODBYES.
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Michael:
BYE. NICE MEETING YOU.
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OKAY. BYE.
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Tenley: IT'S HARD
TO LOOK AT MICHAEL TONIGHT.
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BUT IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT
TO ME.
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HE CAME HERE WITH PURE
INTENTIONS TO GET TO KNOW ME,
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BUT I COULDN'T KEEP HIM HERE
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JUST BECAUSE
HE CAME HERE FOR ME.
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Mikey: VERY CONFUSED
ABOUT HOW THAT ALL WENT DOWN
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AND WHY IT WENT DOWN,
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AND I'M JUST STILL
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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WHAT THE [BLEEP] JUST HAPPENED.
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FEEL BAD FOR JUELIA,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
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I TRIED WARNING HER
MULTIPLE TIMES
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THAT JOE'S LOOKING FORWARD
TO MEETING SAMANTHA.
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IT SUCKS.
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Jonathan:
YOU KNOW, THE TOUGH PART IS
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THAT I DEFINITELY DIDN'T
COME HERE TO PLAY GAMES.
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I CAME HERE TO FALL IN LOVE.
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I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED
AT SOME PEOPLE'S DECISIONS.
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IF SHE THINKS THERE'S SOMETHING
THERE WITH JOE, THEN HEY.
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SHE'LL HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
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BUT THE WEEK AFTER NEXT,
THINGS COULD CHANGE.
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WE'LL SEE.
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WELL, EVERYONE, I'M JUST SO GLAD
THAT WE'RE ALL STILL HERE,
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AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO ANOTHER WEEK WITH YOU ALL
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HERE IN PARADISE.
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AND CHEERS TO LOVE.
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All: CHEERS.
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I GAVE JOE MY ROSE,
AND I'M EXCITED
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TO JUST HANG OUT WITH HIM
AND GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER.
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THESE GUYS ARE BASICALLY LYING.
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HE IS HERE FOR ME.
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HE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME,
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AND HE CAN'T WAIT
TO JUST SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME.
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HE IS BEING
COMPLETELY HONEST AND GENUINE,
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AND I BELIEVE HIM.
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I WAS STILL NERVOUS.
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I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
I WAS STILL NERVOUS.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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I WAS LIKE THIS.
I WAS LIKE THIS.
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STILL, YEAH.
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YOU WERE NERVOUS?
STILL.
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IN ORDER FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO GO
ON A DATE OR EVEN MEET SAMANTHA,
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I HAD TO SURVIVE
THIS ROSE CEREMONY TONIGHT.
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JUELIA GAVE ME THE ROSE.
IT WAS JUST A HUGE RELIEF.
228
00:09:19,274 --> 00:09:22,010
IT WAS LIKE A TON OF BRICKS
OFF MY SHOULDER. IT FELT GREAT.
229
00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,711
FOR JONATHAN
TO SAY WHAT HE SAID,
230
00:09:23,746 --> 00:09:24,979
I FEEL LIKE THAT HE UNDERSTANDS
231
00:09:25,013 --> 00:09:27,064
HE MADE A TOTAL JACKASS
OF HIMSELF.
232
00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:27,965
HE WAS MY GOOD FRIEND
BEFORE ALL THIS HAPPENED,
233
00:09:27,999 --> 00:09:30,068
BUT ROSE BEFORE BROS.
234
00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,904
AND THEN MIKEY IS MY BITCH.
I MEAN, LET'S BE HONEST.
235
00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:35,689
I HOPE
MIKEY T. HAS A PROTEIN SHAKE
236
00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:36,958
BEFORE HE GETS ON THE AIRPLANE.
237
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,260
MIKE, GAME OVER.
SEE YOU LATER.
238
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DEUCES!
239
00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:41,229
[ CHUCKLES ]
240
00:09:41,263 --> 00:09:43,998
♪
241
00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:45,733
Tanner:
JOE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO.
242
00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:47,351
HE GOT THE ROSE.
243
00:09:47,385 --> 00:09:49,687
JOE IS HERE TO FIND SAMANTHA.
THAT'S IT.
244
00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:53,224
BUT, UH, JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE THE RAIN CLOUDS COME IN.
245
00:09:53,258 --> 00:09:54,341
SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY
GONNA GO DOWN.
246
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:57,512
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET,
BUT CRAZY [BLEEP] GONNA HAPPEN.
247
00:09:57,546 --> 00:09:59,814
[ THUNDER CRACKS ]
248
00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:01,549
COMING UP...
249
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:04,185
Ashley S.:
I'M ON THE PATH TO FALLING
IN LOVE WITH DAN RIGHT NOW.
250
00:10:04,219 --> 00:10:08,039
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS THAT CAN
CHANGE ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
251
00:10:08,073 --> 00:10:10,040
LIKE, FEELINGS.
LIKE, EVERYTHING.
252
00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:11,242
THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE
IS FOR YOU,
253
00:10:11,276 --> 00:10:12,943
SO I'M LITERALLY
GONNA LEAVE RIGHT NOW
254
00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:13,745
IF, LIKE,
THAT'S REALLY HOW YOU FEEL.
255
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,863
AND LATER...
256
00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:18,199
I LOVE JOE.
HONESTLY. HE'S SO GREAT.
257
00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:21,635
I AM PLANNING ON MAKING MYSELF
KNOWN HERE IN PARADISE.
258
00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,104
I'M GONNA PICK JOE.
259
00:10:23,138 --> 00:10:24,205
Joe: I INITIALLY CAME HERE
FOR SAMANTHA,
260
00:10:24,239 --> 00:10:26,957
SO I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.
261
00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:29,127
SHE'S THE PERFECT SPECIMEN
OF A WOMAN.
262
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,128
LIKE, HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
COMPETE WITH THAT?
263
00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:33,164
Juelia: RIGHT NOW,
I'M FEELING DISRESPECTED.
264
00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:34,616
IT'S JUST LIKE
HE DISREGARDED EVERYTHING.
265
00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:35,649
[ LAUGHS ]
266
00:10:35,684 --> 00:10:37,385
[ SOBS ]
267
00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:42,073
♪
268
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:44,909
DO YOU LIKE
THIS SWIMSUIT TOP?
269
00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:46,444
UH, YEAH!
YEAH?
270
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,846
YEAH.
BEAUTIFUL.
271
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,347
YOUR BOOBS
LOOK OUTRAGEOUSLY GOOD.
272
00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:50,948
YES.
273
00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:53,101
I AM FEELING SO EXCITED
FOR TODAY.
274
00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:55,070
HONESTLY,
I WOKE UP THINKING ABOUT JOE,
275
00:10:55,104 --> 00:10:57,805
AND I HAVE THE FEELINGS
THAT I CAME HERE TO FEEL.
276
00:10:57,839 --> 00:10:59,841
I'M EXCITED, HOPEFUL.
277
00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:02,160
I HAVE BUTTERFLIES
WHEN I SEE JOE.
278
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:04,729
Juelia:
I'M IN SUCH A BETTER MOOD
THAN I WAS LAST NIGHT.
279
00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:07,098
ME TOO.
JOE.
280
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,701
I LOVE HIM.
I -- LIKE, HONESTLY.
281
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,802
HE'S SO GREAT.
282
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,955
IF JOE AND I
ENDED UP FALLING IN LOVE
283
00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:15,523
AND REALLY WANTING
TO BE TOGETHER,
284
00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:16,557
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY MOVE.
285
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,092
HE WOULD BE A GREAT DAD.
286
00:11:18,127 --> 00:11:20,161
I THINK THAT JOE FEELS
THE SAME WAY THAT I DO.
287
00:11:20,195 --> 00:11:23,281
IT'S A NEW DAY,
AND IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
288
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,415
♪
289
00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,253
Joe: MORNING.
290
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:29,587
Juelia: GOOD MORNING.
GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
291
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,655
GOOD.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
292
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,674
I FEEL ALIVE.
WELL, GOOD.
293
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,042
I'M GONNA
WASH MY FEET OFF.
294
00:11:35,076 --> 00:11:36,944
Joe: I THINK
JUELIA'S A GREAT GIRL.
295
00:11:36,979 --> 00:11:39,246
I THINK SHE'LL BE A GREAT WIFE.
296
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,365
BUT IN REALITY,
SAMANTHA IS MY DREAM GIRL.
297
00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:44,969
YOU KNOW, I'M COUNTING
THE -- THE DAYS, THE MINUTES,
298
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,371
THE HOURS TILL --
TILL SAMANTHA DOES ARRIVE.
299
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:49,440
♪
300
00:11:52,394 --> 00:11:53,628
HI, CHRIS.
301
00:11:53,662 --> 00:11:55,029
SAMANTHA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
302
00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:56,030
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.
303
00:11:56,064 --> 00:11:56,897
HOW YOU DOING?
WELCOME TO PARADISE.
304
00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:58,265
HAPPY TO BE HERE.
305
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,001
I DON'T KNOW
IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
306
00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:01,986
I KNOW. IT'S SAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
307
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:02,920
I HEARD A RUMOR
THAT YOU WERE ON CHRIS' SEASON
308
00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:03,888
OF "THE BACHELOR."
YEP.
309
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,189
WE RARELY SAW YOU,
310
00:12:05,223 --> 00:12:07,791
AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DIDN'T
SPEAK THE ENTIRE TIME.
311
00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:10,094
[ LAUGHS ] I DID!
312
00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:11,962
BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY CHEMISTRY, SO...
313
00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,247
LAST SEASON,
I DIDN'T GET MUCH AIRTIME,
314
00:12:13,281 --> 00:12:18,285
BUT I AM PLANNING ON MAKING
MYSELF KNOWN HERE IN PARADISE.
315
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,154
IS THERE ANYONE YOU'RE
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING?
316
00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:21,906
IS THERE ANYONE
YOU HOPE IS HERE?
317
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,909
I THINK
THAT JOE SEEMS REALLY SWEET.
318
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,078
I'M ALWAYS GONE FOR,
LIKE, NOT GOOD,
319
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:28,312
KIND OF BAD-BOY,
PLAYER-ISH TYPE.
320
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:32,016
I'M WAY STAYING AWAY FROM THAT.
IT'S NOT HAPPENING HERE.
321
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:32,500
SO YOU'RE JUST LOOKING
FOR A GOOD GUY?
YEAH.
322
00:12:32,535 --> 00:12:35,169
WELL, HOPEFULLY, THERE'S ONE
IN THERE FOR YOU.
YEAH.
323
00:12:35,203 --> 00:12:36,003
I'M GONNA SEND YOU IN
WITH A DATE CARD.
324
00:12:36,037 --> 00:12:37,471
YAY. MY FIRST.
[ CHUCKLES ]
325
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,606
HEAD ON DOWN.
326
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,440
OKAY. THANKS, CHRIS.
327
00:12:39,474 --> 00:12:42,059
♪
328
00:12:43,528 --> 00:12:45,396
HI!
HI!
329
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,065
OH, MY GOSH!
330
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,233
Juelia:
WE'RE ALL SITTING AT BREAKFAST,
331
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,702
AND SAMANTHA
WALKS THROUGH OUR DOOR.
332
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:55,889
SHE WAS THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME
IN THE HOUSE ON OUR LAST SEASON,
333
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:57,492
SO I'M JUST EXCITED SHE'S HERE.
334
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,059
HI.
I'M JOE.
335
00:12:59,094 --> 00:13:00,645
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
336
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,646
LAST ONE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
337
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:03,247
NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU TOO.
338
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:05,816
WELL, I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.
I HAVE A DATE CARD, TOO.
339
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,385
[ CHUCKLES ]
340
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,955
"SAMANTHA, CHOOSE A MAN WHO YOU
CAN PICTURE YOUR FUTURE WITH."
341
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,607
SO, DO I PICK NOW
OR DO I WAIT?
342
00:13:12,641 --> 00:13:14,041
WELL,
DO YOU WANT TIME,
343
00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:15,676
OR DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA
OF WHAT YOU WANT?
344
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,411
I'M GONNA PICK...YOU.
345
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:19,813
[ CHUCKLES ]
346
00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:20,531
JOE, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
347
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:21,499
SURE.
348
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,136
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA TAKE YOUR TIME
AND GET TO KNOW EVERYBODY.
349
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:30,208
JJ: YOU KNOW, SAM ENDS UP
PICKING JOE IMMEDIATELY.
350
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,475
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
EENY, MEENY, MINEY, JOE.
351
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:36,097
Juelia:
I AM TOTALLY BLINDSIDED.
352
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:37,798
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
WHY SAMANTHA PICKED JOE
353
00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:39,133
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
354
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:41,285
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE JUST THOUGHT
HE WAS THE CUTEST GUY.
355
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,188
SO, YOU EXCITED?
356
00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:45,489
I AM.
357
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,057
'CAUSE IT'S NOT MY BATTLE.
358
00:16:16,091 --> 00:16:17,858
Jared:
WHY LIE ABOUT IT?
359
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,159
I HOPE HE DOESN'T HURT JUELIA.
360
00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:23,314
HAVE FUN.
SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
361
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,316
DEFINITELY TALK TO JUELIA
BEFORE YOU GO, THOUGH.
362
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,386
I MEAN,
IT'S JUST A DATE.
363
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,287
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T --
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, RIGHT?
364
00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:38,646
I'M IN THE HOT SEAT NOW.
365
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,147
PHEW.
366
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:44,835
♪
367
00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:46,037
WILL YOU PLEASE
JUST STAY WITH ME
368
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,271
UNTIL THEY LEAVE
FOR THEIR DATE?
369
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,707
ABSOLUTELY.
JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO EVER BE, LIKE,
370
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,475
IN AN AWKWARD POSITION.
371
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:54,261
ABSOLUTELY. YES.
372
00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:56,230
IT JUST FEELS REALLY WEIRD
FOR ME THAT, YOU KNOW,
373
00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,432
THE GUY THAT KISSED ME
GOOD NIGHT LAST NIGHT
374
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,368
IS NOW GOING ON A DATE
WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS.
375
00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:03,387
BUT I WOULD LOVE IF HE CAME BACK
AND SAID, "YOU KNOW,
376
00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:06,758
I DIDN'T HAVE FEELINGS
FOR SAMANTHA, AND I MISSED YOU."
377
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,258
READY?
AWW.
YOU LOOK REALLY NICE.
378
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,361
COME ON.
379
00:17:10,395 --> 00:17:11,662
Man: AWW!
BYE!
380
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,981
[ CHUCKLES ] HI.
381
00:17:14,015 --> 00:17:15,950
Tanner:
LET'S FACE IT --
382
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:18,552
JOE NEVER HAD
A ROMANTIC INTEREST IN JUELIA,
383
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:21,739
AND HE WAS JUST TRYING
TO STICK AROUND TO WAIT FOR SAM.
384
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,173
I FEEL BAD FOR JUELIA
385
00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:25,409
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE
SHE'S A SUPER-NICE GIRL,
386
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,945
BUT IT JUST FEELS LIKE
JUELIA NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
387
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,047
Samantha: HI, GUYS!
Joe: HEY, GUYS.
388
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:31,215
WHAT'S UP?
WE'RE LEAVING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
389
00:17:35,871 --> 00:17:37,438
Carly:
ARE YOU GUYS OFF?
YEAH.
390
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,605
[ CHUCKLES ]
391
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,692
[ CHUCKLES ]
392
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,927
Ashley I.:
THIS IS SO MESSED UP.
393
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:45,996
HE WAS JUST KISSING JUELIA
THE NIGHT BEFORE,
394
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,632
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
NEW GIRL WALKS IN --
395
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,800
ON TO THE NEXT ONE.
396
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:50,768
Carly:
HAVE SO MUCH FUN, YOU GUYS.
397
00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:52,270
THANK YOU.
398
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,420
BYE.
399
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:54,455
SEE YOU LATER!
400
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,461
ARE YOU OKAY?
401
00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:03,914
Juelia: RIGHT NOW,
I'M FEELING PRETTY DISRESPECTED.
402
00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:06,616
HE DIDN'T, LIKE,
COME TALK TO ME, YOU KNOW,
403
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,652
AND MAKE SURE THAT I WAS OKAY.
404
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:11,455
THEY CAME UP HOLDING HANDS.
405
00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:14,775
♪
406
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:17,644
[ SOBBING ]
407
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:22,299
HE WAS SO HAVING A HARD TIME
SHOWING ME HOW HE FELT...
408
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:29,206
...WHEN IT'S VERY OBVIOUS
THAT HE SEEMS LIKE
409
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,108
HE'S PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE
HOLDING SAM'S HAND
410
00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:33,594
AFTER THEY JUST MET
15 MINUTES AGO.
411
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:35,395
[ LAUGHING ]
412
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,218
♪
413
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,975
Samantha: JOE AND I
WENT UP TO THIS BEAUTIFUL HOTEL.
414
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:49,877
IT'S PRETTY MUCH
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE
415
00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:51,945
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
416
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:52,913
YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY.
I'M NOT GONNA --
417
00:18:52,947 --> 00:18:54,047
[ LAUGHS ]
NO, SERIOUSLY.
418
00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:55,816
I'M SO GLAD
YOU SAID YES.
419
00:18:55,851 --> 00:18:57,217
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS DATE,
420
00:18:57,252 --> 00:18:58,969
ESPECIALLY
'CAUSE IT'S WITH JOE TODAY,
421
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,104
AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET TO KNOW HIM,
422
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:03,840
AND HE'S REALLY CUTE,
SO I COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED.
423
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:04,808
NO, I'M EXCITED
YOU'RE HERE, THOUGH.
424
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,276
IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
YEAH.
425
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,661
Joe: I AM A GUY
THAT GOES AFTER WHAT HE WANTS.
426
00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:09,196
I REALLY DO.
427
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,931
THAT'S THE REASON
WHY I CAME TO PARADISE,
428
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,500
IS 'CAUSE I WAS INTERESTED
IN SAMANTHA.
429
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:13,667
[ LAUGHS ]
430
00:19:13,702 --> 00:19:14,668
LADIES FIRST.
431
00:19:14,702 --> 00:19:16,837
[ LAUGHS ]
432
00:19:16,871 --> 00:19:17,871
THIS IS WHY
IT'S CALLED PARADISE.
433
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,422
Samantha:
MY DATE CARD SAID
434
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:21,958
"CHOOSE A GUY WHO YOU CAN
PICTURE YOUR FUTURE WITH,"
435
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,894
AND SO I'M ASSUMING
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
436
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,863
WITH TAKING PICTURES,
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA.
437
00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:35,122
I AM KATE COYNE, THE EXECUTIVE
EDITOR OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE.
438
00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:38,092
AND WE ARE SO EXCITED
TO HAVE YOU HERE TODAY
439
00:19:38,126 --> 00:19:40,711
BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO BE
DOING A PHOTO SHOOT
440
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,247
CELEBRATING HOT BODIES.
441
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:45,883
THESE PICTURES WILL BE APPEARING
ON OUR WEBSITE,
442
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:48,002
AS WELL AS IN THE MAGAZINE
443
00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:49,303
FOR MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF READERS TO SEE.
444
00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:51,105
OH, GOSH.
445
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,306
WHAT A DAY, RIGHT?
NO BIG DEAL.
WHAT A DAY.
446
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:53,774
[ LAUGHS ]
447
00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:55,008
Joe:
I GUESS I'M KIND OF EXCITED,
448
00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:55,509
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
I'M VERY NERVOUS.
449
00:19:55,544 --> 00:19:58,278
IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE KNOWING
THAT THERE'S 40 MILLION PEOPLE
450
00:19:58,312 --> 00:20:00,163
WILL SEE THESE PHOTOS
OF SAMANTHA AND I.
451
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,632
LET'S GET YOU DOWNSTAIRS
TO HAIR AND MAKEUP
452
00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,167
AND HAVE A GREAT TIME.
453
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,935
I THINK I HAVE MORE OF A DAD BOD
THAN A HOT BOD.
454
00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:06,303
I THINK
SAMANTHA HAS THE HOT BOD.
455
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:08,122
I THINK HER BEAUTY
MAKES ME LOOK BETTER,
456
00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:09,890
SO I THINK
WE'RE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.
457
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:12,058
Photographer: HI, GUYS.
HI.
458
00:20:12,093 --> 00:20:13,828
HOW'S IT DOING?
DOING GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
459
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:15,563
NICE. READY TO TAKE
SOME PICTURES?
460
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,131
YES.
461
00:20:17,165 --> 00:20:18,148
LET ME SEE
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ROCKIN'.
462
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,819
THE BIG REVEAL.
463
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:22,253
Joe:
THIS IS WHAT I GOT.
464
00:20:26,607 --> 00:20:27,408
THE DAD BOD IS IN.
465
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,376
I THINK THAT'S WHY THEY'RE
RUNNING THIS ARTICLE, OBVIOUSLY,
466
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:32,312
'CAUSE I PROBABLY HAVE PROBABLY
THE BEST DAD BOD IN THE WORLD.
467
00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:35,115
AND SHE IS DEFINITELY THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD,
468
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,984
SO THAT'S A GREAT COMBINATION.
469
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,152
Photographer: PICK HER UP.
[ CHUCKLES ]
470
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,170
GRAB HER.
WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND HIM.
471
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,338
THAT IS AWESOME. RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
472
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:44,341
MESS WITH HIS NECK. YOU KNOW,
LIKE, INTERACT WITH HIM.
473
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,642
[ CHUCKLES ]
474
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,027
Photographer:
YEP. THERE.
475
00:20:47,061 --> 00:20:47,428
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
476
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:52,399
YOU GUYS LOOK GORGEOUS.
HOW SEXY DO WE GET?
477
00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:54,735
JOE LOOKED SO HOT
DURING THE PHOTO SHOOT.
478
00:20:54,769 --> 00:20:56,270
CLOSER,
CLOSER, CLOSER.
479
00:20:56,305 --> 00:20:58,755
AND THESE POSES
ARE GETTING SEXIER AND SEXIER,
480
00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:01,092
AND I DON'T MIND IT AT ALL.
481
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,626
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POSITION.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
482
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,694
[ LAUGHTER ]
483
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:04,528
Photographer: LEGS UP.
484
00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:07,881
Samantha:
I AM CLIMBING ALL OVER JOE
DURING THE SHOOT,
485
00:21:07,915 --> 00:21:09,983
SO I THINK HE GOT EXCITED...
486
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,351
[CHUCKLES]
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
487
00:21:11,386 --> 00:21:12,753
[ LAUGHS ]
488
00:21:12,787 --> 00:21:15,589
Photographer:
BAM. OH, MY GOD.
489
00:21:15,624 --> 00:21:17,224
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
490
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,146
LOOK HERE.
491
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:22,613
Joe: THERE WAS MOMENTS
WHERE I WAS LIKE,
492
00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:25,950
"MAN, I WISH THAT THESE CAMERAS
AND THIS CREW WOULD LEAVE
493
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:26,967
SO WE COULD HAVE
SOME ALONE TIME."
494
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,603
SEXY. HOT.
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
495
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:31,638
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
496
00:21:31,673 --> 00:21:32,706
Kate:
I THINK THEY LOOK GREAT.
497
00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:34,975
YOU GUYS SEEM
TO REALLY HAVE
498
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,377
A LITTLE BIT OF A CONNECTION
GOING ON.
499
00:21:36,411 --> 00:21:40,397
♪
500
00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:43,100
AND TILT YOUR HEAD
A LITTLE TO YOUR RIGHT, SAM.
501
00:21:45,703 --> 00:21:46,787
HOT!
502
00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:48,222
[ CHUCKLES ]
503
00:21:54,729 --> 00:21:56,330
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
504
00:21:56,364 --> 00:22:00,117
Joe: KISSING SAMANTHA
IS AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE.
505
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,753
IT'S SOMETHING THAT, JUST,
WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.
506
00:22:02,787 --> 00:22:04,054
IT WAS LIKE
WE WERE IN SLOW MOTION.
507
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,942
AND THE WORLD STOOD STILL.
508
00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:08,908
AND IT'S SOMETHING
THAT I WOULD JUST LOVE
509
00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:09,976
TO DO AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
510
00:22:10,011 --> 00:22:13,714
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
511
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:14,515
WE'RE GOOD.
YOU GUYS ARE DONE.
512
00:22:14,549 --> 00:22:16,350
♪
513
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:25,141
Juelia: EVERYTHING
THAT HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT
514
00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:27,395
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE --
LIKE QUESTIONING IT.
515
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,964
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'VE HAD TO
DO THIS A LOT WITH JOE.
516
00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:32,866
HE SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT
LAST NIGHT
517
00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:34,902
WORRIED ABOUT
MY OPINION OF HIM.
518
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,004
JONATHAN AND MIKEY,
519
00:22:37,038 --> 00:22:39,824
THEY'RE NOT NECESSARILY,
LIKE,
520
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,225
FEELING LIKE
YOU'RE BEING SINCERE.
521
00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:51,185
WHAT ARE MY INTENTIONS
NOW?
522
00:22:51,219 --> 00:22:54,921
LITERALLY, THAT'S ALL LAST NIGHT
WAS ABOUT, WAS CAMPAIGNING
523
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,057
TO MAKE SURE THAT I KNEW
524
00:22:57,092 --> 00:22:58,608
THAT HE WAS SOLID
AND THAT HE WAS INTO ME.
525
00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:00,411
[ SNIFFLES ]
526
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,246
THE FACT THAT WE WENT THROUGH
SO MUCH LAST NIGHT
527
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:09,619
WHERE HE WAS DEFENDING HIS HONOR
AND HIS FEELINGS FOR ME
528
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:13,573
AND THAT I HAD TO KIND OF, LIKE,
FIGHT THROUGH THAT WITH HIM...
529
00:23:13,608 --> 00:23:14,641
[ SNIFFLES ]
530
00:23:14,675 --> 00:23:16,710
AND TRUST HIM...
531
00:23:16,745 --> 00:23:19,263
AND SAMANTHA AND I ARE FRIENDS.
532
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,298
AND I THINK THAT IF SHE KNEW
WHAT HAD HAPPENED,
533
00:23:21,332 --> 00:23:23,333
IT MIGHT BE HARDER
FOR HER TO CONNECT WITH HIM.
534
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:32,159
Samantha: PARADISE IS GOING
REALLY, REALLY WELL FOR ME.
535
00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:36,530
THE CHEMISTRY WITH JOE
IS ON FIRE, OFF THE CHARTS,
536
00:23:36,564 --> 00:23:38,348
SO GOOD IN EVERY WAY.
537
00:23:38,382 --> 00:23:42,119
IT COULDN'T BE GOING ANY BETTER,
AND I DON'T WANT IT TO END.
538
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:48,459
AND HE'S THE ONE TELLING ME,
"I'M SO SHY, I'M SO SHY.
539
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,526
I HAVE A HARD TIME."
540
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:51,779
[ JUELIA SNIFFLES ]
541
00:23:51,813 --> 00:23:52,980
LIKE,
BUT HE SEEMS TO BE, LIKE,
542
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,816
DOING JUST FINE
PRETTY QUICKLY.
543
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,217
[ SNIFFLES ]
544
00:24:01,172 --> 00:24:03,006
Joe: I-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT JUELIA NEEDS.
545
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,408
I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T REALLY CARE.
546
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:07,144
AFTER GOING ON A DATE
WITH SAMANTHA, THERE'S JUST --
547
00:24:07,178 --> 00:24:11,031
THERE'S JUST NO WAY THAT
JUELIA AND I WILL FALL IN LOVE.
548
00:24:11,065 --> 00:24:14,034
I HAD JUST
EXPECTED MORE.
549
00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:15,435
[ SNIFFLES ]
YOU KNOW?
550
00:24:17,405 --> 00:24:19,256
SAMANTHA'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN THAT I'VE EVER SEEN,
551
00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:22,125
SO I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME,
552
00:24:22,159 --> 00:24:24,227
UM, AS LONG AS
SAM AND I WORK OUT.
553
00:24:24,261 --> 00:24:26,196
I HOPE THIS IS
THE START OF SOMETHING GREAT.
554
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,001
I HOPE.
555
00:24:31,035 --> 00:24:33,554
GOD, I JUST FEEL
VERY DISRESPECTED.
556
00:24:33,588 --> 00:24:34,521
♪
557
00:24:37,725 --> 00:24:39,510
[ JUELIA SOBS ]
558
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:46,717
[ LAUGHING ]
559
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:48,552
[ JOE CHUCKLES ]
560
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,360
[ JOE AND SAMANTHA LAUGH ]
561
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:01,615
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
562
00:25:01,649 --> 00:25:03,517
HI!
563
00:25:03,551 --> 00:25:04,685
Woman: OH, GOD.
564
00:25:04,719 --> 00:25:07,721
[ SAMANTHA CHUCKLES ]
565
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,223
AWKWARD.
ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS?
566
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,257
YEAH.
567
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:12,259
SHE HAS A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS,
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW.
568
00:25:13,811 --> 00:25:15,245
Juelia: OH, MY GOD.
569
00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:17,013
I ACTUALLY WISH
I WAS SITTING OVER THERE,
570
00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:18,081
'CAUSE THEN
IT WOULD BE LESS AWKWARD.
571
00:25:18,115 --> 00:25:20,116
Juelia:
JOE AND SAM WALK UP.
572
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,002
THEY GET BACK FROM THEIR DATE,
573
00:25:22,036 --> 00:25:26,339
AND THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS
AND SHE HAS FLOWERS,
574
00:25:26,374 --> 00:25:30,944
AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
THAT THIS MIGHT BE HURTING ME.
575
00:25:30,979 --> 00:25:32,913
HEY, DO YOU WANT
A SHRIMP QUESADILLA?
576
00:25:32,947 --> 00:25:34,298
DO I WANT
A SHRIMP QUESADILLA?
YEAH.
577
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:37,367
Samantha: JOE IS JUST, LIKE,
REAL GENUINE, DOWN TO EARTH,
578
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,202
AND I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE
WHAT A SWEET GUY HE IS.
579
00:25:39,236 --> 00:25:41,921
IT JUST -- IT FEELS LIKE
I'M IN A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.
580
00:25:41,956 --> 00:25:43,790
IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
581
00:25:43,824 --> 00:25:45,592
SO, HOW WAS IT?
WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO?
582
00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:46,960
I'LL LET HER EXPLAIN.
583
00:25:46,995 --> 00:25:48,228
Samantha:
IT WAS A PHOTO SHOOT.
584
00:25:48,263 --> 00:25:51,932
IT WAS FOR PEOPLE MAGAZINE,
AND IT WAS REALLY FUN.
585
00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:54,284
WE WORE SWIMSUITS,
AND IT WAS FUN.
586
00:25:54,318 --> 00:25:57,120
IT'S A VERY ROMANTIC,
LIKE, SHOWER SCENE
587
00:25:57,154 --> 00:25:58,588
WHERE WE'RE IN THE SHOWER
AND STUFF.
588
00:25:58,623 --> 00:25:59,656
IT WAS HOT.
589
00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:01,191
IT'S HOW I ROLL, MAN.
590
00:26:01,225 --> 00:26:02,376
I'M AN INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY,
YOU KNOW?
591
00:26:05,513 --> 00:26:07,314
[ LAUGHS ]
592
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:12,119
Juelia: JOE IS ACTING LIKE
I COMPLETELY DON'T EXIST.
593
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:15,104
HE'S JUST DISREGARDING ME
AS A HUMAN BEING
594
00:26:15,139 --> 00:26:18,274
AND DEFINITELY
ISN'T ACTING LIKE, YOU KNOW,
595
00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:20,911
HIM AND I HAD A CONNECTION
WHATSOEVER.
596
00:26:20,945 --> 00:26:22,996
IT WAS -- IT WAS
JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
597
00:26:23,031 --> 00:26:24,164
IT WAS A GOOD FIRST DATE.
598
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,870
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
599
00:26:29,904 --> 00:26:31,038
Juelia:
UGH. LET'S GO.
600
00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:36,292
Juelia:
I'M AN ADULT WOMAN, AND I HAVE
NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS
601
00:26:36,327 --> 00:26:40,030
SINCE PROBABLY HIGH SCHOOL,
AND I JUST...
602
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:41,532
I DON'T LIKE IT.
I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT.
603
00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:43,517
THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
604
00:26:43,551 --> 00:26:47,554
OH, MY GOD. I'VE NEVER BEEN
SO AWKWARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
605
00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:52,059
ACTUALLY,
I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE.
606
00:26:52,093 --> 00:26:53,226
IT'S JUST THE FACT
THAT IT'S --
607
00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:57,915
THEY'RE ACTING LIKE I'M A GHOST,
THAT I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
608
00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,149
I THINK THIS IS
THE MOST DISRESPECTED
609
00:26:59,183 --> 00:27:00,417
I'VE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
BY A GUY.
610
00:27:09,911 --> 00:27:12,112
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
611
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:19,936
I CAME BACK
FROM THE BEST FIRST DATE
612
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,205
I'VE EVER HAD
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, UM...
613
00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:24,023
THEN JARED KIND OF COMES TO ME
AND BRINGS TO MY ATTENTION
614
00:27:24,058 --> 00:27:25,926
THAT I WOULD NEED
TO SPEAK TO JUELIA.
615
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,861
I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO STOP
AND TAKE A PAUSE
616
00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,296
AND THEN GO TALK
WITH SOME DEBBIE DOWNER.
617
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:30,464
I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO
ANY OF THAT.
618
00:27:30,498 --> 00:27:32,265
♪
619
00:27:35,686 --> 00:27:38,154
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
620
00:27:38,188 --> 00:27:40,390
I FEEL TENSE
AND I FEEL SO DISRESPECTED.
621
00:27:40,424 --> 00:27:43,177
JUST, LIKE, LAST NIGHT WAS
SO INTENSE AND SO MUCH HAPPENED,
622
00:27:43,211 --> 00:27:46,013
AND THE THINGS THAT JOE AND I,
LIKE, SAID TO EACH OTHER.
623
00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:48,181
HE LITERALLY ACTS
LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
624
00:27:48,215 --> 00:27:50,117
I JUST DON'T WANT IT
TO BE AWKWARD.
625
00:27:51,553 --> 00:27:52,352
Joe: NOT DOING IT.
626
00:27:52,386 --> 00:27:54,738
Jared: WHY? JUST TELL ME WHY.
GIVE ME A GOOD REASON.
627
00:27:54,772 --> 00:27:55,472
I JUST DON'T WANT TO.
628
00:27:55,506 --> 00:27:59,209
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE A STAND-UP GUY.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
629
00:28:10,805 --> 00:28:11,405
COME ON.
GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS.
630
00:28:13,341 --> 00:28:14,191
GOOD NIGHT.
631
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:18,395
YOU NEED
TO STRAIGHTEN [BLEEP] OUT.
632
00:28:18,429 --> 00:28:19,529
BAD?
633
00:28:19,563 --> 00:28:21,097
YEAH.
634
00:28:21,131 --> 00:28:23,250
SHE'S, LIKE,
IN A FORM OF DEPRESSION.
635
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:27,387
SOMEHOW SMOOTH IT OUT.
636
00:28:27,422 --> 00:28:29,089
PRETTY BAD.
637
00:28:29,123 --> 00:28:30,591
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF I WAS PLAYING HER OR NOT
638
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,158
TO GET A ROSE.
639
00:28:32,192 --> 00:28:33,626
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
640
00:28:33,661 --> 00:28:36,012
THIS ISN'T CHURCH CAMP.
641
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,548
WHATEVER.
YOU KNOW, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
642
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,050
I'M GONNA TALK TO JUELIA.
643
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:48,609
Joe: HEY, JUELIA, YOU WANT
TO HAVE A QUICK TALK REAL QUICK?
644
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,778
YEAH.
645
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:51,745
OKAY. WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO AT?
646
00:28:51,779 --> 00:28:54,214
WHEREVER.
647
00:28:54,249 --> 00:28:56,099
Jared:
HE'S IN A SITUATION RIGHT NOW
648
00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,101
WHERE HE REALLY NEEDS
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT,
649
00:28:58,135 --> 00:29:00,137
AND HE HAS AN OPPORTUNITY
TO DO THAT
650
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:03,156
BY JUST TALKING TO JUELIA,
CLEARING EVERYTHING UP.
651
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:07,828
AFTER EVERYTHING
WE WENT THROUGH LAST NIGHT,
652
00:29:07,862 --> 00:29:09,630
LIKE, I JUST --
I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
653
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:13,000
♪
654
00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:14,784
YOU WALK UP, LIKE,
HOLDING HANDS ALREADY.
655
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:16,286
IT JUST
RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY.
656
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,123
AND THEN, LIKE,
YOU'VE BEEN BACK AND, LIKE...
657
00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,525
LIKE, ACTING LIKE
I'M NOT EVEN, LIKE, HERE.
658
00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:29,449
IT HAD BEEN SO LONG.
659
00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:32,486
HE HAD SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES
TO MAKE IT RIGHT, AND HE DIDN'T.
660
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,773
AND THE THING WAS IS HE WOULDN'T
EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYES
661
00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:39,076
WHILE HE WAS TALKING TO ME.
662
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:42,896
HE WOULDN'T EVEN FACE
THE SAME DIRECTION AS ME.
663
00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:45,965
I MEAN, LAST NIGHT
WAS REALLY INTENSE.
664
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,968
I JUST FELT LIKE
OUT OF RESPECT FOR ME,
665
00:29:48,002 --> 00:29:49,769
EVEN IF YOU HAVE
A STRONG CONNECTION WITH HER,
666
00:29:49,804 --> 00:29:50,703
THAT YOU SHOULD
TELL ME THAT.
667
00:29:50,738 --> 00:29:52,406
BEEN, LIKE, HOURS.
668
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,358
IT'S PROBABLY BEEN ABOUT
AN HOUR AND A HALF, MAYBE --
669
00:29:55,392 --> 00:29:56,193
TWO HOURS.
670
00:29:58,629 --> 00:30:00,197
[ SIGHS ]
671
00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,349
Joe: YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT JUELIA NEEDS. I DON'T.
672
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:05,018
I DO THINK JUELIA NEEDS TO
UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM
673
00:30:05,052 --> 00:30:07,320
AND KIND OF RESPECT,
UM, MY SPACE.
674
00:30:07,354 --> 00:30:09,022
UM, YOU KNOW,
I'VE RESPECTED HER SPACE.
675
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:09,456
I HAVEN'T TRIED
TO RUB IT IN HER FACE ANY.
676
00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:13,961
UM, JUST, YOU KNOW,
I'M SURE SHE CAN FIND LOVE, TOO.
677
00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:15,245
SHE JUST HAS TO
GIVE IT AN OPPORTUNITY.
678
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:20,283
LIKE, I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST
TOTALLY DISREGARDED, I GUESS.
679
00:30:20,317 --> 00:30:21,284
WELL, I APPRECIATE YOU
TAKING THE TIME, OKAY?
680
00:30:28,976 --> 00:30:32,445
HE SEEMED LIKE THIS INNOCENT GUY
THAT WAS SO SHY.
681
00:30:34,932 --> 00:30:38,168
NOT SO INNOCENT ANYMORE.
682
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:38,869
[ LAUGHING ]
683
00:30:42,657 --> 00:30:44,491
[ Dialing ]
684
00:30:44,526 --> 00:30:46,793
[ Ringing ]
685
00:30:46,827 --> 00:30:48,028
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
686
00:30:48,062 --> 00:30:51,598
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
687
00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:53,033
[ RACCOON SQUEAKS ]
688
00:30:53,067 --> 00:30:54,685
CLARE: Hello, hello!
What are you doing?
689
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:55,819
[ Raccoon squeaks ]
690
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:57,554
SHUT UP!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
691
00:30:57,588 --> 00:30:58,588
[ Raccoon squeaks ]
692
00:30:58,622 --> 00:31:00,323
No!
693
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,642
Okay, the first day I got here
in, like, the hotel and stuff,
694
00:31:02,676 --> 00:31:04,177
I was super-tan.
695
00:31:04,211 --> 00:31:06,546
IT'S, LIKE, BEAUTIFUL HERE.
696
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:08,849
CRABS EVERYWHERE.
697
00:31:08,883 --> 00:31:09,716
[ Raccoon squeaks ]
698
00:31:09,751 --> 00:31:10,851
OH, YOU DO?
699
00:31:10,885 --> 00:31:11,718
[ Raccoon squeaks ]
700
00:31:11,752 --> 00:31:13,487
SWEET.
701
00:31:13,521 --> 00:31:15,838
Remember last summer,
we had three baked beans
702
00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:16,539
for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner?
703
00:31:16,573 --> 00:31:20,944
HERE, WE HAVE A FULL-SERVICE,
LIKE, RESTAURANT HERE,
704
00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:22,529
like, in the kitchen.
705
00:31:22,564 --> 00:31:24,130
It's in the dining room,
and it's full-service.
706
00:31:24,164 --> 00:31:26,133
They make anything you want.
707
00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,934
Any time of day,
anything you want.
708
00:31:27,968 --> 00:31:28,868
[ Raccoon squeaks ]
HUH?
709
00:31:28,903 --> 00:31:31,371
[ SQUEAKS ]
710
00:31:31,406 --> 00:31:33,072
OKAY, WELL, TELL --
TELL EVERYBODY I LOVE THEM
711
00:31:33,107 --> 00:31:34,357
AND I'M THINKING ABOUT --
[ BEEP ]
712
00:31:34,391 --> 00:31:35,425
YEAH.
713
00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:37,394
HELLO?
714
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:40,663
[ SQUEAKS ]
715
00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:41,615
[ SPLASH ]
716
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,483
♪
717
00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:56,446
Jade:
THIS HAS BEEN A WILD WEEK,
BUT TANNER AND I ARE GOOD.
718
00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:59,282
I FEEL LIKE EVERY DAY,
THINGS ARE PROGRESSING,
719
00:31:59,316 --> 00:32:02,035
AND, UH, IT'S FUN
JUST GETTING TO KNOW,
720
00:32:02,069 --> 00:32:04,371
LIKE, A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT HIM.
721
00:32:04,405 --> 00:32:06,305
I FEEL LIKE THESE ARE FEELINGS
THAT ARE, LIKE,
722
00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:11,545
ON...THE ROAD...
TO FEELING IN LOVE.
723
00:32:11,547 --> 00:32:14,931
I DEFINITELY, LIKE,
IMMENSELY CARE FOR HIM NOW,
724
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:17,900
AND I DON'T DO THAT VERY EASILY.
725
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:20,370
AND, UH, I COULD SEE --
726
00:32:20,404 --> 00:32:21,988
I COULD SEE MYSELF
FALLING IN LOVE WITH TANNER.
727
00:32:22,022 --> 00:32:23,690
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO TONIGHT?
728
00:32:23,725 --> 00:32:24,858
[ SMOOCHES ]
729
00:32:24,892 --> 00:32:26,493
LITTLE THIS,
LITTLE THAT?
730
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:27,694
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
731
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,496
♪
732
00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:34,850
Jade:
HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?
733
00:32:34,885 --> 00:32:37,053
SO GOOD.
734
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,756
LIKE, THE SEXUAL CHEMISTRY
IS, LIKE, CRAZY.
735
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:42,275
I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
736
00:32:42,309 --> 00:32:43,977
Carly: MY RELATIONSHIP WITH KIRK
IS REALLY GOOD.
737
00:32:44,011 --> 00:32:47,948
YEAH. IT'S GOOD.
738
00:32:47,982 --> 00:32:48,949
YOU GUYS
FEEL LIKE A COUPLE?
739
00:32:48,983 --> 00:32:51,084
I'M, LIKE,
SEXY WITH HIM.
740
00:32:51,118 --> 00:32:53,053
LIKE, IN THE BEDROOM,
I'M LIKE...
741
00:32:53,087 --> 00:32:54,671
YOU FELT LIKE,
"YE-E-AH."
742
00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,439
I FELT LIKE...
743
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,440
A WOMAN?
744
00:32:57,474 --> 00:32:58,408
YES.
745
00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,962
I'M PROUD OF MYSELF.
HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY HERE.
746
00:33:02,997 --> 00:33:05,098
LIKE, HIS ABS HAVE ABS.
747
00:33:05,132 --> 00:33:08,068
ARE YOU, LIKE,
SUPER-HORNY FOR HIM?
748
00:33:08,102 --> 00:33:09,803
YES. LIKE,
SO [BLEEP] HORNY, JADE.
749
00:33:09,837 --> 00:33:11,171
[ LAUGHS ]
750
00:33:11,205 --> 00:33:14,290
TIME-WISE, WE ARE, LIKE,
MANY, MANY, MANY DATES IN.
751
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,326
SO I WOULD FOR SURE
BE HAVING SEX WITH HIM.
752
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,961
YEAH.
753
00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:21,881
KIRK'S GONNA BE LIKE,
"CARLY.
754
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:22,949
CARLY."
755
00:33:22,983 --> 00:33:24,684
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
756
00:33:24,719 --> 00:33:27,053
LOVE TO DO IT.
757
00:33:27,087 --> 00:33:29,556
WHAT IS HE WAITING FOR?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
758
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,057
KIRK, MAKE A MOVE.
759
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:32,358
IT WAS SO FUNNY
LAST NIGHT.
760
00:33:32,393 --> 00:33:35,645
I TOLD HIM, I WAS LIKE, "DUDE,
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME RIGHT NOW."
761
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,546
LIKE...
762
00:33:39,149 --> 00:33:41,151
IT'S INSANE.
OH, MY GOD.
763
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:42,836
I WANT TO GET
FREAKIN' OUT OF HERE
764
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:45,171
AND I WANT TO GET WITH THAT.
765
00:33:45,206 --> 00:33:46,773
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK OVER THERE.
766
00:33:46,808 --> 00:33:48,274
OH, MY GOSH.
767
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,980
OH! DAMN.
768
00:33:54,014 --> 00:33:55,765
I WAS ONE DOWN.
FOUND THAT.
769
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,866
WHOA! WHOA!
DATE CARD!
770
00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:59,102
[ APPLAUSE ]
DATE CARD!
771
00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:00,303
WOW.
I'M GONNA
READ THIS NOW.
772
00:34:00,337 --> 00:34:01,388
♪
773
00:34:02,923 --> 00:34:05,157
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
774
00:34:05,192 --> 00:34:06,659
I'M NOT
HOLDING MY BREATH.
775
00:34:06,694 --> 00:34:07,793
[ LAUGHS ]
776
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:09,596
[ GASPS ]
777
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,498
[ Chuckling ] DO IT.
778
00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:17,554
YEAH!
779
00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,523
JORGE'S GETTING EXCITED.
780
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,879
JJ: SO, UH...
781
00:34:26,914 --> 00:34:28,882
"CARLY..."
782
00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:31,517
[ WOMEN CHEERING ]
783
00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:33,352
Carly: EVERYONE'S GONE
ON A FREAKIN' DATE BUT ME.
784
00:34:33,387 --> 00:34:36,306
NOT ANYMORE!
I'M GOING ON A DATE. YEAH!
785
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,341
"CHOOSE ANYBODY
OTHER THAN KIRK."
786
00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:39,509
NO!
787
00:34:39,543 --> 00:34:40,477
WHAT IF, THOUGH?
788
00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:42,045
NO!
789
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,829
"CHOOSE A MAN
TO LIGHT YOUR FIRE."
790
00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:44,630
OWW!
WHOOO!
WHOOO!
791
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:45,765
I CHOOSE...
792
00:34:45,799 --> 00:34:47,467
JORGE!
793
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,902
I CHOOSE KIRK.
794
00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:50,169
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
795
00:34:50,204 --> 00:34:52,506
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE SO MEAN.
796
00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:54,357
I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP
LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO.
797
00:34:54,391 --> 00:34:55,658
I'M, LIKE,
NOT EVEN PREPARED FOR THIS.
798
00:34:55,692 --> 00:34:58,461
Kirk:
I REALLY LIKE CARLY. IT'S GOING
VERY WELL. IT REALLY IS.
799
00:34:58,495 --> 00:35:01,614
BUT I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WAS
GONNA COME HERE, TAKE MY TIME,
800
00:35:01,648 --> 00:35:05,217
MAKE SURE I REALLY, YOU KNOW,
HOW I WAS FEELING, UH,
801
00:35:05,252 --> 00:35:07,487
BEFORE I DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
802
00:35:07,489 --> 00:35:10,089
UM, I DIDN'T TAKE MY OWN
[Laughing] ADVICE AT ALL.
803
00:35:10,123 --> 00:35:11,224
WHAT DO YOU THINK
IT IS?
804
00:35:11,258 --> 00:35:12,959
I DON'T KNOW.
LET ME SEE --
TO LIGHT YOUR FIRE?
805
00:35:12,993 --> 00:35:14,577
YOU ALREADY DID.
806
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:17,113
All: OHH!
807
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:18,882
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
[ LAUGHS ]
808
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:19,816
YOU GET ME HOT.
809
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:20,816
[ LAUGHTER ]
810
00:35:20,851 --> 00:35:22,118
SZZZZZ.
811
00:35:22,152 --> 00:35:25,271
OKAY,
NOW THIS IS WEIRD.
812
00:35:25,306 --> 00:35:26,739
I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED SO FAST.
813
00:35:26,774 --> 00:35:27,974
IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
814
00:35:28,008 --> 00:35:29,842
SEE YOU GUYS.
Woman: YAY!
815
00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:30,643
BYE!
WE'RE NOT COMING BACK!
816
00:35:30,677 --> 00:35:33,412
[ LAUGHS ]
817
00:35:33,447 --> 00:35:35,198
Kirk: I KNOW
CARLY WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME.
818
00:35:35,232 --> 00:35:36,733
I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M READY YET.
819
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:41,037
AND I'M STARTING TO HAVE THOSE,
LIKE, LITTLE PANIC MOMENTS.
820
00:35:41,071 --> 00:35:43,089
LIKE, "HEY,
THIS IS GOING REALLY FAST."
821
00:35:43,123 --> 00:35:45,358
TONIGHT IS
A "MAKE OR BREAK" NIGHT.
822
00:35:48,629 --> 00:35:51,297
♪
823
00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:55,785
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF DAN?
824
00:35:55,819 --> 00:35:57,587
HE'S A VERY NICE GUY.
825
00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:59,722
VERY RESERVED.
826
00:35:59,756 --> 00:36:00,724
RESERVED?
827
00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:02,024
YEAH.
828
00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:04,210
JORGE IS THE BARTENDER,
829
00:36:04,244 --> 00:36:07,180
AND HE'S MY COUNSELOR
HERE IN PARADISE.
830
00:36:07,215 --> 00:36:08,882
IT'S REALLY NICE
TO GET AN OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE.
831
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:10,916
I CAN TELL
HE LIKES YOU,
832
00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:12,885
'CAUSE I DON'T SEE HIM
JUMPING AROUND.
833
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,004
COMES OVER HERE
TO STAND.
834
00:36:15,038 --> 00:36:16,940
MM-HMM.
HE TEXTED YOU,
ENJOYS YOURSELF.
835
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:18,241
I LIKE IT.
YEAH.
836
00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:20,977
OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE
RIGHT HERE.
837
00:36:21,011 --> 00:36:22,695
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I SEE DIFFERENT THINGS.
838
00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:24,397
YES, YOU DO.
839
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,799
IT'S REALLY REFRESHING
TO HEAR JORGE SAY, LIKE,
840
00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,434
THAT DAN AND I
HAVE A CONNECTION,
841
00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:29,903
BECAUSE I DO FEEL
VERY COMFORTABLE WITH DAN.
842
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,371
I REALLY DO, SO...
843
00:36:32,406 --> 00:36:34,140
I-I ACTUALLY FEEL
MOST COMFORTABLE WITH DAN
844
00:36:34,175 --> 00:36:35,925
THAN I EVER HAVE WITH ANY GUY.
845
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,026
WHY ARE YOU SMILING
LIKE THAT?
846
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:38,794
'CAUSE WE JUST HAD
A GOOD CHAT.
847
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:40,363
OH, I JUST MISSED
THE CHAT.
848
00:36:40,397 --> 00:36:42,398
Jorge: NO, NO, NO.
I MISSED
THE JORGE CHAT.
849
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,484
HE'S TELLING ME
WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT DAN.
850
00:36:44,486 --> 00:36:47,620
HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE DAN?
DAN'S A STAND-UP GUY.
851
00:36:47,654 --> 00:36:49,222
I MEAN, HE'S PRECIOUS.
852
00:36:49,257 --> 00:36:51,357
HE'S, LIKE, WAITING ON YOU,
WORRYING ABOUT YOU.
853
00:36:51,391 --> 00:36:55,311
LIKE, I MEAN, THAT'S ALL
A GIRL COULD EVER WANT.
854
00:36:55,345 --> 00:36:58,914
I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH DAN,
AND I AM REALLY EXCITED.
855
00:36:58,949 --> 00:37:01,117
I'M JUST SUPER-SHOCKED.
856
00:37:01,151 --> 00:37:03,970
LIKE, I NEVER EXPECTED
TO MEET SOMEBODY HERE,
857
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,305
OR IF I DID,
I THOUGHT IT'D BE LIKE
858
00:37:05,339 --> 00:37:07,107
THAT SPRING-BREAK BOYFRIEND
YOU MEET.
859
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,941
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
WITH ME AND DAN.
860
00:37:08,975 --> 00:37:10,309
I FEEL LIKE
IT'S REALLY A CONNECTION
861
00:37:10,344 --> 00:37:12,378
THAT IS
A VERY LASTING RELATIONSHIP,
862
00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:16,032
AND IT DEFINITELY MEANS
THAT MARRIAGE IS ON THE TABLE
863
00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:19,802
BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY SMITTEN.
864
00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:21,103
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
865
00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:23,089
UM, GOOD.
I MEAN...
866
00:37:23,124 --> 00:37:25,191
I-I SENSE
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
867
00:37:25,226 --> 00:37:27,493
YEAH. I MEAN,
SOMETHING'S NOT THE SAME.
868
00:37:27,528 --> 00:37:29,762
LIKE, TWO NIGHTS AGO,
ASHLEY WAS LIKE A WHIRLWIND.
869
00:37:29,797 --> 00:37:31,197
SHE WAS EMOTIONAL.
870
00:37:31,231 --> 00:37:34,200
AND I JUST HAVE
A VERY LOW TOLERANCE
871
00:37:34,234 --> 00:37:35,852
FOR, LIKE,
OUT-OF-CHARACTER MOMENTS.
872
00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:38,054
LIKE, IT'S SO TAXING.
873
00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:40,390
LIKE,
JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
874
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,508
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S LIKE --
IF IT'S FREQUENT.
875
00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:43,742
YEAH.
YEAH.
876
00:37:43,777 --> 00:37:45,812
IT'S A SNEAK PEEK
INTO...
877
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:46,812
REALITY.
YEAH.
878
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,315
AND I KNOW IT'S BEEN AN ISSUE
WITH ME IN THE PAST, BUT, LIKE,
879
00:37:49,349 --> 00:37:52,585
AS SOON AS I START SEEING
RED FLAGS, LIKE, I TEND TO RUN,
880
00:37:52,619 --> 00:37:55,939
JUST BECAUSE, LIKE, I DON'T WANT
TO WASTE SOMEONE'S TIME.
881
00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:57,474
I DON'T WANT THEM
TO WASTE MINE.
882
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,509
I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL TALK
AND SEE WHERE WE'RE AT.
883
00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:02,929
FIGURE IT OUT.
884
00:38:02,963 --> 00:38:05,098
Jade: I FEEL LIKE
DAN'S IN A PREDICAMENT.
885
00:38:05,132 --> 00:38:07,200
HE REALIZED SOME THINGS
ABOUT ASHLEY S.
886
00:38:07,234 --> 00:38:08,701
THAT WEREN'T COMPATIBLE
WITH HIM,
887
00:38:08,736 --> 00:38:12,471
AND SO I JUST HAVE A HUNCH THAT
HE DOESN'T FEEL IT WITH ASHLEY.
888
00:38:12,506 --> 00:38:15,258
MAYBE HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE
GIVE HIS ROSE TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
889
00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:18,194
I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG
ON THAT, BUT...
890
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,196
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
I DON'T KNOW.
891
00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:24,918
IF SOMEONE DOES COME IN
THAT, LIKE, CATCHES MY EYE,
892
00:38:24,952 --> 00:38:27,220
NOW IT'S NOT
JUST THE, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD,
893
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,521
I GOT TO, YOU KNOW,
TALK TO THEM," BUT IT'S LIKE,
894
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:29,855
"WELL, NOW I'M GONNA
HURT SOMEONE ELSE'S FEELINGS,"
895
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:31,323
YOU KNOW, AND THAT SUCKS.
896
00:38:31,358 --> 00:38:33,192
I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT
WITH ASHLEY S.
897
00:38:33,226 --> 00:38:36,245
WE HIT IT OFF GREAT.
IT WAS STRONG IN THE BEGINNING.
898
00:38:36,279 --> 00:38:38,314
UH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
THIS WEEK, I HAVE A ROSE.
899
00:38:38,348 --> 00:38:40,283
I GOT TO BE OPEN
TO MEETING SOMEONE ELSE
900
00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:42,201
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW IF --
901
00:38:42,235 --> 00:38:46,105
IF ASHLEY'S GONNA BE THE ONE
TO GET MY ROSE THIS WEEK.
902
00:38:46,139 --> 00:38:48,207
THERE ARE GIRLS COMING,
AND I'M AT THE POINT
903
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:49,675
WHERE I KIND OF DO WANT
TO HAVE MY OPTIONS OPEN,
904
00:38:49,709 --> 00:38:51,444
SO IT'S GONNA --
905
00:38:51,446 --> 00:38:52,578
IT'S GONNA GET REALLY INTENSE
HERE IN PARADISE.
906
00:38:56,633 --> 00:38:58,401
♪
907
00:39:01,805 --> 00:39:05,090
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
908
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,360
Chris:
GUYS, WHERE IS SHE?
909
00:39:07,394 --> 00:39:08,695
♪
910
00:39:08,729 --> 00:39:10,596
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
911
00:39:12,799 --> 00:39:15,151
MY NAME IS MEGAN BELL,
912
00:39:15,185 --> 00:39:16,319
AND I'M FROM
CHRIS SOULES' SEASON.
913
00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:19,855
[ CHUCKLES ]
914
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:21,591
OH, MY GOD!
915
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,377
I'M LOSING BRAIN CELLS.
[ Laughing ] I NEED TO STOP.
916
00:39:25,979 --> 00:39:27,914
I'M IN MEXICO!
917
00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:29,582
AND...I'M LOST.
918
00:39:29,616 --> 00:39:31,917
[ HORN HONKS ]
919
00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:33,085
MY FLIGHT WAS DELAYED
IN NASHVILLE,
920
00:39:33,119 --> 00:39:35,054
THEY LOST MY LUGGAGE,
921
00:39:35,089 --> 00:39:37,707
AND THEN NOW
I'M IN PORTAL VER-- VA-LARTA?
922
00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:38,975
WHEREVER I AM.
923
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,677
HEY!
WANT TO BUY A HAT?
924
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,044
I NEED ONE OF THOSE!
925
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:43,362
THESE ARE LIKE UMBRELLA.
926
00:39:43,396 --> 00:39:47,033
AND I'VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND
SEARCHING FOR CLOTHES
927
00:39:47,067 --> 00:39:49,869
AND TRYING TO FIND
CHRIS HARRISON.
928
00:39:49,903 --> 00:39:50,803
DO YOU KNOW
WHO CHRIS HARRISON IS?
929
00:39:50,837 --> 00:39:51,504
¿QUE?
930
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:57,193
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND, YOU KNOW,
A LICK OF SPANISH,
931
00:39:57,227 --> 00:40:00,830
BUT EVERYONE IS REALLY NICE HERE
IN OLD MEXICO.
932
00:40:00,864 --> 00:40:02,298
SO,
I HAVE TO ASK YOU --
933
00:40:02,332 --> 00:40:06,119
WHY IS THIS MEXICO
AND THAT'S NEW MEXICO?
934
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:07,920
WHY NEW MEXICO
IN THE STATES?
MM-HMM.
935
00:40:07,954 --> 00:40:09,788
'CAUSE THEY WANT TO COPY.
936
00:40:09,823 --> 00:40:11,724
OH! COPYCATTERS.
YES.
937
00:40:11,758 --> 00:40:13,526
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!
938
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,144
UH-HUH.
WOW.
939
00:40:15,178 --> 00:40:16,946
I'M SO ANXIOUS
TO GET TO PARADISE.
940
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:19,349
I'M ANXIOUS TO MEET THE GUYS
941
00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:23,936
AND READY TO GET
THIS JOURNEY OF LOVE TO...START.
942
00:40:23,971 --> 00:40:25,904
GRACIAS.
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
943
00:40:25,939 --> 00:40:26,706
Man:
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
944
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:30,543
♪
945
00:40:30,577 --> 00:40:31,410
COMING UP...
946
00:40:31,444 --> 00:40:35,014
I'M ON THE PATH TO FALLING
IN LOVE WITH DAN RIGHT NOW.
947
00:40:35,049 --> 00:40:37,299
I JUST HOPE
THAT IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
948
00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:40,803
WHEN I KIND OF SEE RED FLAGS,
I TEND TO PULL BACK.
949
00:40:40,837 --> 00:40:42,272
HI.
HOW YOU DOING?
I'M DAN.
950
00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:43,823
Dan: WITH MEGAN,
THE GRASS IS GREENER.
951
00:40:43,857 --> 00:40:46,025
Ashley S.: IT SUCKS.
952
00:40:46,059 --> 00:40:49,496
HE'S NOT THE MAN
I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE WAS.
953
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,397
AND LATER...
954
00:40:51,399 --> 00:40:53,299
Tanner: IF YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE
SOMEBODY TO PLAY,
955
00:40:53,334 --> 00:40:56,286
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T PICK
THE, UH, WIDOW MOTHER.
956
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:57,887
Dan: JOE THINKS HE'S SMARTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
957
00:40:57,921 --> 00:40:59,388
LOOK AT
THIS DOUCHE BAG.
958
00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:01,090
AND HE GOT CAUGHT.
NOW HE'S GOT TO OWN UP TO IT.
959
00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:03,676
JOE,
YOU WANT TO HAVE A TALK?
960
00:41:03,710 --> 00:41:05,244
♪
961
00:41:07,614 --> 00:41:09,415
♪
962
00:41:13,436 --> 00:41:17,639
Carly: SO, WE ARRIVE
AT THIS BEAUTIFUL RESORT HOTEL,
963
00:41:17,674 --> 00:41:19,458
AND WE WALK TO THE BEACH,
964
00:41:19,493 --> 00:41:22,261
AND THERE'S THESE REALLY,
REALLY COOL FIRES GOING,
965
00:41:22,295 --> 00:41:24,831
AND THERE'S THIS COUCH SET UP
WITH ALL THESE PILLOWS
966
00:41:24,865 --> 00:41:26,799
AND DINNER...
967
00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,767
AND KIRK. [ LAUGHS ]
968
00:41:28,802 --> 00:41:30,819
IT'S, LIKE, VERY ROMANTIC.
969
00:41:30,854 --> 00:41:32,622
WELL, LOOK AT THIS.
970
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:33,722
HEY.
971
00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:34,890
HEY, FIRES.
972
00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:37,159
FIRES, FIRES.
973
00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:40,346
IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE,
COMING FULL CIRCLE.
974
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:42,281
THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS DATE
IS REALLY BIG
975
00:41:42,316 --> 00:41:45,518
BECAUSE MY BROTHER ZACK
IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY
976
00:41:45,553 --> 00:41:46,953
IN IRELAND,
977
00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:49,455
AND IT'S MY FIRST DATE
IN PARADISE.
978
00:41:49,489 --> 00:41:53,009
AND, LIKE, MY LOVE STORY'S KIND
OF BEGINNING ON THE SAME DAY.
979
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,477
I --
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
980
00:41:54,511 --> 00:41:55,278
I MEAN, YOUR BROTHER'S
GETTING MARRIED TODAY,
981
00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:58,448
AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE HERE --
WE'RE HERE, VERY FAR AWAY.
982
00:41:58,450 --> 00:42:01,667
I MEAN, IN A PROBABLY
EQUALLY ROMANTIC SETTING,
983
00:42:01,701 --> 00:42:02,801
BUT, LIKE,
ARE YOU OKAY?
984
00:42:02,836 --> 00:42:05,772
YEAH. IF YOU DON'T GO
AND, LIKE, BREAK MY HEART
BY THE END, YEAH.
985
00:42:05,806 --> 00:42:06,472
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
986
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:09,575
SHUSH.
987
00:42:09,609 --> 00:42:12,828
[ LAUGHS ]
988
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:13,630
Kirk: UP TO THIS POINT,
989
00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:17,065
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CARLY
HAS BEEN, LIKE, PRETTY SEAMLESS.
990
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,018
IT'S BEEN LIGHT, IT'S BEEN FUN.
991
00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:22,188
BUT I'M VERY FRESH
OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP,
992
00:42:22,222 --> 00:42:24,390
SO I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M READY YET.
993
00:42:24,424 --> 00:42:27,026
LIKE, WE'VE REALLY GOTTEN TO
GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
994
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:28,561
LIKE,
OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS.
995
00:42:28,595 --> 00:42:33,149
BUT, LIKE, I STILL --
I STILL DON'T KNOW, LIKE, UM...
996
00:42:33,183 --> 00:42:33,816
[ Chuckling ] YOU LOOK NERVOUS
ALL OF A SUDDEN.
997
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:35,351
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
998
00:42:35,385 --> 00:42:37,186
NO, LIKE -- LIKE --
NO, LIKE, WE DON'T --
999
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,254
LIKE -- LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW, LIKE,
1000
00:42:38,288 --> 00:42:40,039
YOU KNOW,
BIG-PICTURE STUFF.
1001
00:42:40,073 --> 00:42:40,973
LIKE, I'M SO --
I'M SO CURIOUS ABOUT YOU.
1002
00:42:41,007 --> 00:42:41,874
OKAY,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
1003
00:42:41,908 --> 00:42:42,841
LIKE, I'M SO CURIOUS.
1004
00:42:42,876 --> 00:42:45,077
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1005
00:42:45,112 --> 00:42:46,479
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
1006
00:42:46,513 --> 00:42:49,015
WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE
YOU LOOKING FOR AND...
1007
00:42:49,049 --> 00:42:51,233
WHAT ARE YOU HOPING
FOR ALL THIS?
1008
00:42:52,436 --> 00:42:54,770
I WANT SOMEONE TO SPEND MY LIFE
WITH. THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
1009
00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:58,274
I WANT, UM...
1010
00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:01,427
SOMEONE TO HAVE A FAMILY WITH
AND GET MARRIED TO
1011
00:43:01,461 --> 00:43:04,130
AND...
1012
00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:08,234
START THAT CYCLE
OF MY LIFE.
1013
00:43:08,269 --> 00:43:09,668
I WANT THAT PHASE.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
MM-HMM.
1014
00:43:09,703 --> 00:43:11,620
THAT CHAPTER.
MM-HMM.
1015
00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:13,722
LIKE, MY -- LIKE --
1016
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:14,624
LIKE...
1017
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,292
I'M NOT SURE, LIKE --
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE,
1018
00:43:17,327 --> 00:43:19,311
MAYBE THE TYPICAL GUY
THAT YOU WOULD DATE.
1019
00:43:19,345 --> 00:43:20,713
FIRST OF ALL,
IT ALWAYS TAKES ME, LIKE,
1020
00:43:20,747 --> 00:43:23,048
A REALLY LONG TIME...
1021
00:43:23,082 --> 00:43:26,286
LIKE, TO WARM UP
TO THE IDEA OF, LIKE --
1022
00:43:26,288 --> 00:43:31,040
LIKE, OFFICIALLY...
SAYING I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.
1023
00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:34,109
UM, AND I WOULD SAY,
LIKE...
1024
00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:37,012
FOR ME,
THIS IS WAY FASTE.
1025
00:43:37,046 --> 00:43:38,881
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
YEAH.
1026
00:43:38,915 --> 00:43:40,699
THING'S FREAKIN' ROCKET.
YEAH.
1027
00:43:40,733 --> 00:43:42,134
RIGHT.
1028
00:43:42,168 --> 00:43:43,536
I'M SO OKAY WITH IT,
THOUGH.
1029
00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:45,505
OHHH.
1030
00:43:45,507 --> 00:43:48,207
LIKE, THINGS HAVE BEEN
PRETTY SMOOTH, BUT, LIKE...
1031
00:43:48,241 --> 00:43:50,576
LIKE, WE HAVEN'T, LIKE,
LOOKED AT, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW --
1032
00:43:50,610 --> 00:43:52,160
THIS YET.
1033
00:43:52,195 --> 00:43:52,662
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1034
00:43:52,696 --> 00:43:53,562
I DON'T KNOW.
1035
00:43:53,596 --> 00:43:56,331
LIKE, WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT,
LIKE, US, SO TO SPEAK.
1036
00:43:56,366 --> 00:43:58,300
LIKE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING
ABOUT THIS?
1037
00:43:58,335 --> 00:44:01,420
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS, LIKE,
[Laughing] OVERWHELMINGLY GOOD.
1038
00:44:01,454 --> 00:44:02,988
[ LAUGHS ]
1039
00:44:03,023 --> 00:44:03,556
Kirk: I'M ACTUALLY FEELING
VERY UNEASY
1040
00:44:03,590 --> 00:44:05,657
BECAUSE WHEN I SHOWED UP HERE,
I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
1041
00:44:05,692 --> 00:44:09,361
I'M GONNA GET TO KNOW EVERYBODY
ON, LIKE, A FRIEND LEVEL
1042
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,513
AND THEN FIGURE OUT
WHO I ACTUALLY LIKE,"
1043
00:44:11,548 --> 00:44:13,916
AND, YOU KNOW, CARLY AND I
HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
1044
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:16,052
BEFORE I EVEN KNEW
IT WAS HAPPENING.
1045
00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:18,287
THE LAST THING THAT I WANT TO DO
IS HURT CARLY,
1046
00:44:18,321 --> 00:44:21,440
SO IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FIGURE
OUT IF THIS IS RIGHT OR NOT.
1047
00:44:21,475 --> 00:44:23,776
[ CHUCKLES ]
1048
00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:25,611
♪
1049
00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:33,068
WELL, WHAT'S UP?
1050
00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:35,037
NOTHING.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
1051
00:44:35,072 --> 00:44:36,706
I GUESS WE CAN'T GET PAST
THIS CREEK.
1052
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:37,873
YEAH, WE CAN JUMP IT.
1053
00:44:37,907 --> 00:44:39,158
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S JUMP IT.
1054
00:44:39,192 --> 00:44:41,293
I'M ON THE PATH TO FALLING
IN LOVE WITH DAN RIGHT NOW.
1055
00:44:41,328 --> 00:44:42,661
HE'S LITERALLY
THE SWEETEST GUY.
1056
00:44:42,696 --> 00:44:47,299
WE'VE GROWN SO MUCH IN OUR
LITTLE AMOUNT OF TIME TOGETHER
1057
00:44:47,334 --> 00:44:49,935
THAT I JUST HOPE
THAT IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
1058
00:44:49,970 --> 00:44:51,103
I THINK
I STEPPED ON 70 CRABS
1059
00:44:51,138 --> 00:44:52,755
THE WHOLE WAY
I WALKED OVER.
1060
00:44:52,789 --> 00:44:54,756
LIKE,
THEY ALL PINCHED.
1061
00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:56,124
THE GREAT THING ABOUT DAN
1062
00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:58,227
IS HE'S SO EASY
TO COMMUNICATE WITH.
1063
00:44:58,261 --> 00:45:01,113
I JUST REALLY LOVE
BEING ABLE TO COMMUNICATE
1064
00:45:01,148 --> 00:45:02,682
WITH THE PERSON
I'M STARTING TO FALL FOR.
1065
00:45:02,716 --> 00:45:04,817
♪
1066
00:45:04,851 --> 00:45:07,120
I REALLY JUST THINK
THAT YOU AND I
1067
00:45:07,154 --> 00:45:08,854
HAVE HAD
A REALLY GOOD CONNECTION,
1068
00:45:08,888 --> 00:45:11,290
BECAUSE, LIKE,
FIRST OF ALL,
1069
00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,075
WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL
TOGETHER, LIKE, TO START.
1070
00:45:13,109 --> 00:45:14,343
SO THAT'S, LIKE,
AN ADVANTAGE.
1071
00:45:14,377 --> 00:45:16,045
SO WE GOT, LIKE,
AN ADVANTAGE AT FIRST.
1072
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:17,280
AND THEN AFTER THAT,
1073
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:20,833
I FEEL LIKE IT JUST, LIKE,
WENT UPHILL FROM THERE.
1074
00:45:20,867 --> 00:45:23,002
I MEAN, I CAN --
I DON'T KNOW.
1075
00:45:23,036 --> 00:45:25,438
I DO FEEL LIKE, THOUGH,
IT'S LIKE...
1076
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,074
THIS PLACE DOES BRING OUT THINGS
VERY QUICK IN YOU.
1077
00:45:29,109 --> 00:45:30,076
LIKE, POSITIVELY AND NEGATIVE,
YOU KNOW.
1078
00:45:30,110 --> 00:45:32,395
IN ME?
N-- IN EVERYONE.
1079
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,231
LIKE, IT'S JUST --
THERE'S NO WAY TO HIDE FROM IT.
1080
00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:36,532
YOU KNOW? IT'S JUST --
IT'S SO INTENSE HERE.
1081
00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:37,466
IT'S, LIKE --
1082
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:41,921
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS THAT CAN
CHANGE ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
1083
00:45:41,955 --> 00:45:42,788
LIKE, FEELINGS.
LIKE, EVERYTHING.
1084
00:45:42,822 --> 00:45:44,490
UM...
1085
00:45:46,727 --> 00:45:48,127
MAYBE IT'S JUST...
1086
00:45:48,161 --> 00:45:50,062
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND.
1087
00:45:50,097 --> 00:45:51,430
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT I WANT,
1088
00:45:51,464 --> 00:45:53,349
'CAUSE I DO HAVE
SUCH STRONG FEELINGS FOR YOU,
1089
00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:56,118
AND IT WAS SO INTENSE,
LIKE, FROM THE BEGINNING.
1090
00:45:56,153 --> 00:45:57,553
AND NOW
I JUST FEEL LIKE --
1091
00:45:57,587 --> 00:46:01,240
LIKE I'M STARTING TO SEE
DIFFERENCES IN OUR PERSONALITY
1092
00:46:01,275 --> 00:46:02,274
THAT I DON'T KNOW
IF THEY'LL MESH UP, YOU KNOW.
1093
00:46:02,308 --> 00:46:06,178
I DON'T -- LIKE, THAT'S...
WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT.
1094
00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:14,170
DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT.
1095
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:17,806
I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING WAS
PROGRESSING SO GOOD.
1096
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,274
I MEAN, WE DID.
1097
00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:21,928
WE HAD AN INTENSE CONNECTION
RIGHT AWAY.
1098
00:46:21,962 --> 00:46:23,562
I WAS SO HAPPY.
EVERYTHING WAS SO GOOD.
1099
00:46:23,597 --> 00:46:25,431
AND NOW -- AND NOW YOU'RE LIKE,
"I DON'T KNOW."
1100
00:46:25,465 --> 00:46:26,899
NOW I DON'T -- I --
HONESTLY, I DON'T.
1101
00:46:26,933 --> 00:46:30,102
LIKE, WHEN I SEE...
1102
00:46:30,137 --> 00:46:33,189
WHEN I KIND OF SEE RED FLAGS,
I TEND TO PULL BACK.
1103
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:37,826
I THINK I GET
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW.
1104
00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:38,627
WHAT AM I SAYING?
1105
00:46:38,661 --> 00:46:42,314
THAT YOUR FEELINGS HAVE
TOTALLY CHANGED OVERNIGHT AND --
1106
00:46:42,348 --> 00:46:44,851
NO, LIKE -- IT -- IT WA--
IT WASN'T OVERNIGHT.
1107
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:48,454
PART OF ME
STARTED PROJECTING OUT.
1108
00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:50,356
THEN IT STARTED MAKING ME
QUESTION THINGS, RIGHT?
1109
00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:52,408
AND THAT'S KIND OF
WHERE WE'RE AT NOW.
1110
00:46:55,078 --> 00:46:57,346
DO YOU FEEL NERVOUS
TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
1111
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,481
LIKE, DO YOU WANT
TO TELL ME [Chuckling] NOW?
1112
00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:01,333
I DON'T KNOW. LIKE,
I'M TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL.
1113
00:47:01,368 --> 00:47:03,502
LIKE, I JUST DON'T KNOW.
I'M QUESTIONING IT.
1114
00:47:03,537 --> 00:47:05,270
I WANT TO BE COMPLETELY
100% CONFIDENT, YOU KNOW.
1115
00:47:05,305 --> 00:47:07,273
LIKE, I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE QUESTIONS.
1116
00:47:14,931 --> 00:47:16,799
I-I WAS LIKE LITERALLY,
LIKE,
1117
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,033
STARTING
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
1118
00:47:18,067 --> 00:47:19,851
ON, LIKE, DAY 3 HERE.
1119
00:47:19,886 --> 00:47:21,253
NOW YOU'RE ADMITTING
TO ME
1120
00:47:21,287 --> 00:47:22,855
THAT YOU DON'T SEE A FUTURE
WITH ME, SO...
1121
00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:23,555
NO, I-I-I WAS
JUST QUESTIONING IT.
1122
00:47:23,589 --> 00:47:26,091
LIKE, THAT'S WHAT
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
WHOLE TIME, IS LIKE --
1123
00:47:26,126 --> 00:47:27,326
WELL, YOU KNOW,
HONESTLY, DAN,
1124
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,194
THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE
IS FOR YOU.
1125
00:47:29,229 --> 00:47:30,929
YEAH.
SO I'M LITERALLY
GONNA LEAVE RIGHT NOW
1126
00:47:30,964 --> 00:47:33,315
IF, LIKE,
THAT'S REALLY HOW YOU FEEL.
1127
00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:36,118
I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY ELSE
IN THIS HOUSE, SO...
1128
00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:37,887
YEAH, THIS IS
AN INTENSE SITUATION,
1129
00:47:37,921 --> 00:47:39,221
AND I DON'T WANT
TO BE IN IT,
1130
00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:40,772
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT
A PART OF IT.
1131
00:47:40,807 --> 00:47:41,440
AND I'M NOT
GONNA STAY HERE
1132
00:47:41,475 --> 00:47:45,144
AND ACT LIKE I DON'T, LIKE,
LIKE YOU, 'CAUSE I DO, SO...
1133
00:47:45,178 --> 00:47:47,279
THE ONLY REASON
I'M EVEN STILL HERE
1134
00:47:47,313 --> 00:47:49,882
IS BECAUSE I FELT SOMETHING
WITH YOU.
1135
00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:52,468
SO, I CAN GO BACK
TO MY LIFE.
1136
00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:55,437
IF -- IF -- IF THIS IS NOT
SOMETHING REAL TO YOU,
1137
00:47:55,472 --> 00:47:57,506
THEN, LIKE, I MEAN,
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
1138
00:47:57,540 --> 00:47:58,974
I REALLY DON'T.
1139
00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:01,127
LIKE, I LITERALLY DON'T
AT ALL.
1140
00:48:01,161 --> 00:48:04,363
LIKE, I'LL LEAVE RIGHT, LIKE,
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
1141
00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:10,169
SO, AT THIS POINT, LIKE,
THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT.
1142
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:15,291
I WAS SHOCKED I MET DAN,
1143
00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:17,426
AND NOW I'M SHOCKED
THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW DAN.
1144
00:48:20,313 --> 00:48:21,347
I'M NOT GONNA LIVE
BY THIS, LIKE, DARKNESS.
1145
00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:24,983
I'M GONNA LIVE BY THE SUN
AND, LIKE, LOVE BY THE MOON.
1146
00:48:25,018 --> 00:48:26,952
AND IF YOU CAN'T LOVE ME
AT THE MOON,
1147
00:48:26,986 --> 00:48:28,654
THEN, LIKE,
DUDE, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
1148
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:29,588
I JUST DON'T.
1149
00:48:29,622 --> 00:48:30,623
ALL RIGHT.
1150
00:48:32,675 --> 00:48:37,779
AT THIS POINT, HE'S NOT THE MAN
I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE WAS.
1151
00:48:37,814 --> 00:48:38,547
HE'S NOT.
1152
00:48:41,468 --> 00:48:44,303
IT SUCKS.
1153
00:48:44,337 --> 00:48:47,706
IT'S LIKE...
"ALL RIGHT, I'M GOOD. BYE."
1154
00:48:47,741 --> 00:48:48,874
[ CHUCKLES ]
1155
00:48:48,908 --> 00:48:50,342
BYE, FELICIA.
1156
00:48:50,376 --> 00:48:52,261
♪
1157
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,519
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
1158
00:49:00,553 --> 00:49:02,354
♪
1159
00:49:05,225 --> 00:49:05,691
Kirk: I JUST --
I-I NEVER EXPECTED --
1160
00:49:05,725 --> 00:49:09,628
I NEVER EXPECTED, LIKE, TO BE
SITTING HERE AND, LIKE --
1161
00:49:09,662 --> 00:49:12,581
I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW
HOW ANY OF THIS HAS HAPPENED.
1162
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:16,151
Kirk:
THINGS WITH CARLY HAVE BEEN
MOVING REALLY, REALLY FAST.
1163
00:49:16,185 --> 00:49:18,287
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE
REALLY QUICK --
1164
00:49:18,321 --> 00:49:19,521
PROBABLY QUICKER
THAN I'VE GOTTEN TO ANYBODY
1165
00:49:19,555 --> 00:49:21,073
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1166
00:49:21,107 --> 00:49:23,341
AND THAT KIND OF SCARES ME
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
1167
00:49:23,376 --> 00:49:26,044
I'VE RECENTLY
BEEN OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP,
1168
00:49:26,079 --> 00:49:27,579
UM, NOT LONG BEFORE COMING HERE,
1169
00:49:27,613 --> 00:49:32,134
SO TO -- TO GO FROM, YOU KNOW,
A TWO-YEAR RELATIONSHIP
1170
00:49:32,169 --> 00:49:34,736
AND THEN
JUMP RIGHT INTO ANOTHER ONE,
1171
00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:36,839
UH, THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS.
1172
00:49:36,873 --> 00:49:37,573
TODAY HAS, LIKE,
BEEN HARD FOR ME
1173
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,693
'CAUSE MY BROTHER'S GETTING
MARRIED TODAY IN IRELAND.
1174
00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,228
YEAH.
1175
00:49:42,262 --> 00:49:44,062
LIKE, LAST NIGHT
WAS REALLY HARD,
1176
00:49:44,097 --> 00:49:46,298
AND THEN TONIGHT,
IT'S...
1177
00:49:48,234 --> 00:49:49,735
WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU'RE NOT THERE.
1178
00:49:49,769 --> 00:49:50,836
IT'S OKAY.
1179
00:49:50,870 --> 00:49:54,056
UH, I REALLY AM.
1180
00:49:54,091 --> 00:49:57,059
NO, IT'S REALLY --
LIKE, I'M -- I'M TELLING YOU,
1181
00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:59,195
LIKE, TODAY I WOKE UP
AND I WAS AT PEACE ABOUT IT.
1182
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:03,115
LIKE, I-I DON'T WANT --
HE WOULDN'T WANT ME TO BE SAD.
1183
00:50:03,149 --> 00:50:04,517
HE WOULD WANT ME
TO BE DOING THIS.
RIGHT.
1184
00:50:04,551 --> 00:50:05,984
RIGHT.
SO...
1185
00:50:06,019 --> 00:50:09,020
I'M JUST GONNA
FRICKIN' BE HAPPY
1186
00:50:09,055 --> 00:50:10,823
THAT HE'S SO HAPPY
AND I'M REALLY HAPPY.
1187
00:50:10,857 --> 00:50:12,808
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1188
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,209
Carly:
NOT ATTENDING THAT WEDDING
1189
00:50:14,243 --> 00:50:15,911
WAS ONE OF THE HARDEST DECISIONS
I'VE EVER MADE.
1190
00:50:15,945 --> 00:50:18,447
I GAVE UP, LIKE, A LOT
TO BE HERE,
1191
00:50:18,481 --> 00:50:20,699
AND THIS IS THE REASON
I GAVE THAT UP.
1192
00:50:20,734 --> 00:50:22,834
OKAY, I'M CALLING.
1193
00:50:22,869 --> 00:50:23,669
[ Ringing ]
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1194
00:50:23,704 --> 00:50:25,170
OH, MY GOSH.
1195
00:50:25,205 --> 00:50:26,805
IF HE ANSWERS,
I'M LITERALLY GONNA DIE.
1196
00:50:26,839 --> 00:50:27,773
Hello?
1197
00:50:27,807 --> 00:50:29,808
ZACK!
1198
00:50:29,842 --> 00:50:30,776
Carly!
1199
00:50:30,810 --> 00:50:31,927
HI!
1200
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,562
OH, MY GOD.
1201
00:50:33,596 --> 00:50:34,796
YOU'RE MARRIED!
1202
00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:37,065
I'm married.
1203
00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:39,818
[ Laughing ]
OH, MY GOD!
1204
00:50:39,853 --> 00:50:42,087
I MISS YOU!
1205
00:50:42,121 --> 00:50:43,622
And how are you?
I'M GOOD.
1206
00:50:43,657 --> 00:50:45,991
I'M ACTUALLY, UM...
1207
00:50:46,026 --> 00:50:48,360
THEY LET ME HAVE
A ONE-ON-ONE DATE TODAY,
1208
00:50:48,394 --> 00:50:51,930
AND I'M SITTING AT IT
WITH A BOY RIGHT NOW
1209
00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:54,483
WHO I REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY LIKE.
1210
00:50:54,517 --> 00:50:55,950
HEY, ZACK.
1211
00:50:55,985 --> 00:50:57,786
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Laughing ] Hey.
1212
00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:59,154
I'M KIRK.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
1213
00:50:59,188 --> 00:51:00,338
[ LAUGHS ]
CONGRA-- CONGRATULATIONS.
1214
00:51:00,373 --> 00:51:01,840
Thanks, Kirk.
Good to meet you, man.
1215
00:51:01,874 --> 00:51:03,475
Thanks, buddy.
Thank you.
1216
00:51:03,509 --> 00:51:05,210
UM...
1217
00:51:05,244 --> 00:51:08,013
I LOVE YOU,
AND TELL ELIZABETH I LOVE HER
1218
00:51:08,048 --> 00:51:11,317
AND, UM,
EVERYONE THAT I SAID HI.
1219
00:51:11,351 --> 00:51:12,901
SO --
1220
00:51:12,935 --> 00:51:13,903
Okay, guys.
Have -- have a blast.
1221
00:51:13,937 --> 00:51:15,904
Love you lots.
1222
00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:16,672
Thanks for the call.
Means a lot to me.
1223
00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:17,940
OKAY, LOVE YOU.
1224
00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:19,007
SOUNDS GOOD.
CONGRATULATIONS.
1225
00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,826
THANKS, ZACK. BYE.
1226
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:23,495
YOU DEFINITELY
WOKE HIM UP.
1227
00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:25,598
OHHHHHH!
1228
00:51:25,632 --> 00:51:27,099
CUTE.
1229
00:51:27,133 --> 00:51:28,967
THAT MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER?
1230
00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:29,702
Kirk:
COMING INTO TONIGHT,
1231
00:51:29,736 --> 00:51:32,588
I HAD SOME FEARS ABOUT ALL THIS
AND IT MOVING SO QUICKLY.
1232
00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:36,559
AND, YOU KNOW, AFTER HEARING
CARLY TALK TO HER BROTHER AND --
1233
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:39,060
AND JUST HOW, LIKE, SPECIAL
AND MEANINGFUL THIS ALL IS,
1234
00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:41,146
LIKE...I'VE BEEN SILLY.
1235
00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:43,048
CARLY'S BEEN SHOWING ME, LIKE,
1236
00:51:43,082 --> 00:51:45,016
A REALLY OPEN,
ENDEARING SIDE OF HERSELF
1237
00:51:45,051 --> 00:51:46,885
AND LETTING ME INTO HER LIFE.
1238
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,187
LIKE, WHY AM I
PUSHING THAT AWAY?
1239
00:51:49,222 --> 00:51:50,389
I SHOULD EMBRACE THIS,
BECAUSE IT'S REALLY GOOD.
1240
00:51:50,423 --> 00:51:55,377
SO I'M GONNA IGNORE MY FEARS
AND GO WITH MY HEART.
1241
00:51:55,411 --> 00:51:57,579
♪
1242
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:01,567
SO NEAT. WOW!
1243
00:52:03,636 --> 00:52:06,138
WHOA.
1244
00:52:06,172 --> 00:52:07,439
NICE.
THESE ARE AWESOME.
1245
00:52:07,474 --> 00:52:07,773
MM-HMM.
1246
00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:09,575
WHOA!
1247
00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:14,963
Carly: JUST LIKE FIREWORKS
IN MY FREAKIN' HEART
1248
00:52:14,998 --> 00:52:15,631
AND FIREWORKS IN THE SKY.
1249
00:52:17,534 --> 00:52:19,301
OH, MAN.
1250
00:52:28,361 --> 00:52:30,462
HAVE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME
TONIGHT?
MM-HMM.
1251
00:52:30,496 --> 00:52:31,630
I DON'T WANT THIS NIGHT
TO FREAKIN' END AT ALL.
1252
00:52:31,664 --> 00:52:34,482
SO, I'VE HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
MM-HMM.
1253
00:52:34,517 --> 00:52:36,718
AND I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
TRY TO GET A HOTEL ROOM HERE.
1254
00:52:36,753 --> 00:52:37,719
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1255
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:42,140
[ CHUCKLES ]
1256
00:52:42,174 --> 00:52:43,542
[ Chuckling ] YES.
[ Chuckling ] YES.
1257
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:44,576
LET'S DO THAT.
1258
00:52:44,610 --> 00:52:47,313
YEAH.
1259
00:52:47,315 --> 00:52:50,382
[ Laughing ] THIS IS
THE FREAKIN' BEST DATE EVER.
1260
00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:52,768
LIKE, WE'RE BREAKING
OUT OF PRISON TONIGHT.
1261
00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:54,970
YES.
1262
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,038
HE IS TROUBLE,
I TELL YOU WHAT --
1263
00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:58,139
IN A GOOD WAY.
1264
00:52:58,174 --> 00:53:02,177
HOLA. HI.
UH, ONE FANTASY SUITE, PLEASE.
1265
00:53:02,211 --> 00:53:04,863
[ Laughing ] SHUT UP.
OH, MY GOD.
1266
00:53:04,897 --> 00:53:09,167
Kirk:
IT FEELS GREAT THAT CARLY WANTS
TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME,
1267
00:53:09,202 --> 00:53:11,436
BUT IT'S A LONG WALK
TO THIS FANTASY SUITE,
1268
00:53:11,470 --> 00:53:14,423
AND I JUST COULDN'T
WAIT THAT LONG, YOU KNOW,
TO KISS HER, SO...
1269
00:53:14,457 --> 00:53:15,791
[ LAUGHS ]
1270
00:53:15,825 --> 00:53:17,091
I KISSED HER
AGAINST THE WALL.
1271
00:53:17,126 --> 00:53:18,793
I KISSED HER IN THE ELEVATOR,
1272
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:20,462
I KISSED HER AGAINST THE DOOR.
1273
00:53:20,496 --> 00:53:23,165
AND IT GOT PRETTY HOT
ON THE WAY UP, TO BE HONEST.
1274
00:53:26,519 --> 00:53:28,587
[ LAUGHS ]
1275
00:53:28,621 --> 00:53:30,956
OHHH!
1276
00:53:30,990 --> 00:53:32,057
I'M, LIKE, S--
HE MAKES ME, LIKE --
1277
00:53:32,091 --> 00:53:33,708
I'M, LIKE...SWEATING.
1278
00:53:33,743 --> 00:53:36,344
[ LAUGHS ]
1279
00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:39,881
KIRK IS THE SEXIEST PERSON
ON THIS PLANET.
1280
00:53:39,915 --> 00:53:42,051
PART OF ME IS LIKE, "WHOOPS!
1281
00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:43,885
[ Laughing ]
SORRY, MOM AND DAD."
1282
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,772
AND THEN PART OF ME IS LIKE...
1283
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:49,207
[ Laughing ]
DO THAT EVERY DAY.
1284
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,800
I'M FALLING FOR KIRK HARD.
1285
00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:01,904
[ LAUGHS ]
1286
00:54:01,938 --> 00:54:04,072
COMING UP...
1287
00:54:04,107 --> 00:54:06,191
Dan: SO,
JOE BASICALLY PLAYED JUELIA
1288
00:54:06,225 --> 00:54:08,227
TO STICK AROUND
TO MEET SAMANTHA.
1289
00:54:08,261 --> 00:54:10,095
Ashley S.:
HE USED JUELIA TOTALLY.
1290
00:54:10,130 --> 00:54:12,097
THAT IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE.
1291
00:54:12,131 --> 00:54:13,815
THEY THINK
THAT YOU...
1292
00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:16,251
PLAYED HER?
REALLY?
1293
00:54:16,285 --> 00:54:17,419
YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT
PEOPLE ARE MAD ABOUT.
1294
00:54:17,454 --> 00:54:18,920
I THINK EVERYBODY'S
JUST BEING LITTLE BITCHES.
1295
00:54:18,954 --> 00:54:19,388
I THINK
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GROW UP.
1296
00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:22,223
Dan: JOE MADE HIS BED.
NOW HE'S GOT TO OWN UP TO IT.
1297
00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:24,026
JOE,
YOU WANT TO HAVE A TALK?
1298
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:26,144
LOOK AT
THIS DOUCHE BAG.
1299
00:54:26,178 --> 00:54:27,513
I REALLY WANT
TO BEAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF JOE.
1300
00:54:27,547 --> 00:54:28,680
♪
1301
00:54:31,567 --> 00:54:32,567
♪
1302
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,878
Tanner: SO, LIKE,
THERE'S BEEN THREE, LIKE,
1303
00:54:42,912 --> 00:54:44,346
ACTUAL, I GUESS,
COUPLES --
1304
00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:46,381
US TWO, KIRK AND CARLY,
AND THEN ASHLEY AND DAN.
1305
00:54:46,415 --> 00:54:48,083
Jade: YEAH.
I FEEL LIKE
THAT'S THE ONE
1306
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,485
THAT'S MOST LIKELY
TO POSSIBLY BREAK AT SOME POINT.
1307
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,187
GOT IT.
1308
00:54:52,222 --> 00:54:53,922
Joe: WHAT WOULD
THE REASON FOR BREAKING BE?
1309
00:54:53,956 --> 00:54:55,507
UM, YOU KNOW,
I THINK, HONESTLY,
1310
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:57,609
SHE'S JUST SHOWN A CRAZY SIDE
THE PAST COUPLE OF NIGHTS.
1311
00:54:57,644 --> 00:55:01,013
NOT ANYTHING BAD.
I JUST THINK
HE MIGHT WANT TO...
1312
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,764
JUST EXPLORE OTHER OPTIONS,
YEAH.
1313
00:55:02,798 --> 00:55:04,566
HE'S OPEN TO IT,
YOU KNOW?
1314
00:55:04,568 --> 00:55:06,335
YOU KNOW, ASHLEY S.'s CRAZY
HAS BEEN COMING OUT
1315
00:55:06,337 --> 00:55:09,137
A LITTLE MORE THE PAST FEW DAYS,
FROM WHAT I HEAR.
1316
00:55:09,171 --> 00:55:10,538
UM, YOU KNOW,
DAN'S MADE A FEW COMMENTS,
1317
00:55:10,573 --> 00:55:12,808
AND I FEEL LIKE
IF THE RIGHT OPTION CAME ALONG,
1318
00:55:12,842 --> 00:55:13,675
DAN WOULD JUMP SHIP.
1319
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:15,260
♪
1320
00:55:16,796 --> 00:55:18,330
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
1321
00:55:22,952 --> 00:55:26,688
OH, MY GOODNESS!
1322
00:55:26,723 --> 00:55:27,790
HELLO,
CHRIS HARRISON.
1323
00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:28,657
MEGAN,
HOW ARE YOU?
1324
00:55:28,691 --> 00:55:30,926
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
I'M GONNA TRY
AND GIVE YOU A HUG.
1325
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,095
I KNOW.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
1326
00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:34,880
THAT IS --
I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.
1327
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:36,981
THE SOBRERO I GOT TODAY.
1328
00:55:37,016 --> 00:55:37,983
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S THIS CALLED?
1329
00:55:38,017 --> 00:55:40,352
SOBRERO.
A SOBRERO?
1330
00:55:40,387 --> 00:55:41,419
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I'M PRONOUNCING THAT RIGHT.
1331
00:55:41,453 --> 00:55:42,754
YOU'RE NOT
PRONOUNCING IT RIGH.
1332
00:55:42,789 --> 00:55:43,705
OKAY.
HOW DO I SAY IT?
1333
01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:55,861
BECAUSE HE SEEMS LIKE
A GOOD GUY --
1334
01:01:55,895 --> 01:01:58,195
SO SWEET, SO FUNNY,
1335
01:01:58,230 --> 01:02:01,066
AND THAT'S WHAT I LOVE IN A GUY.
1336
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:02,801
IF THEY CAN MAKE ME LAUGH,
THEN [CLICKS TONGUE]
1337
01:02:02,835 --> 01:02:04,385
TWO THUMBS UP --
I LIKE YOU.
1338
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,254
WE GOT TO GET READY!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!
1339
01:02:06,288 --> 01:02:07,655
OKAY, I'LL COME BACK
TO GET YOU.
1340
01:02:07,689 --> 01:02:08,423
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
1341
01:02:08,457 --> 01:02:10,958
YOU SEE ME NOW WAKING UP
AND, UH, RIGHT BEFORE BEDTIME.
1342
01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:12,694
NO, IT'S PERFECT.
1343
01:02:12,728 --> 01:02:14,195
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S PERFECT.
1344
01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:14,829
BEAUTIFUL.
YOU GOT YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP.
1345
01:02:14,863 --> 01:02:17,115
[ LAUGHS ]
1346
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:20,051
IF A TRASH BAG HAD ASKED ME OUT
ON A ONE-ON-ONE,
1347
01:02:20,085 --> 01:02:22,386
I WOULD HAVE SAID YES
AND BEEN REALLY EXCITED.
1348
01:02:22,421 --> 01:02:25,106
THE FACT
THAT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
1349
01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:28,042
MAKES THIS
EXPONENTIALLY MORE EXCITING.
1350
01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:30,044
I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED
TO GO ON THIS DATE.
1351
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:31,913
ARE YOU SO EXCITED?
I AM!
1352
01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:33,248
Jade: WE ARE SO EXCITED
FOR YOU.
1353
01:02:33,282 --> 01:02:35,049
I'M SO EXCITED
YOU'RE GOING WITH JJ.
1354
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:36,835
OH, I LOVE IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
1355
01:02:36,869 --> 01:02:39,404
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
SO MUCH FUN.
1356
01:02:39,438 --> 01:02:43,174
Ashley S.:
SO, TODAY I SAW MEGAN WITH JJ,
1357
01:02:43,209 --> 01:02:44,925
AND SO NOW I DO THINK
THERE'S A CHANCE
1358
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,495
THAT DAN WILL GIVE ME THE ROSE.
1359
01:02:46,497 --> 01:02:49,764
I STILL AM OVER THE MOON
ABOUT DAN. I REALLY AM.
1360
01:02:49,799 --> 01:02:51,866
LIKE, MY CHAKRAS ARE ALIGNED.
1361
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:54,102
LIKE, EXPRESSIVE,
WISDOM, INTUITIVE.
1362
01:02:54,136 --> 01:02:56,354
LIKE, I HAVE THIS GROUNDING
ABOUT ME
1363
01:02:56,388 --> 01:02:58,723
THAT, LIKE,
I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU.
1364
01:02:58,758 --> 01:02:59,658
I WILL.
1365
01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:02,393
♪
1366
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:10,217
COMING UP...
1367
01:03:10,252 --> 01:03:12,220
Joe: MY HEART'S THIS ISN FOR
SAMANTHA. TSO UNCOMFORTABLE.
1368
01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:14,055
Dan: JOE'S COMPLETELY
MANIPULATED THE SITUATION
1369
01:03:14,089 --> 01:03:14,722
AND, IN THE PROCESS,
SCREWED OVER JUELIA.
1370
01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:16,474
[ SOBS ]
1371
01:03:16,508 --> 01:03:18,176
Dan: HE'S TRIED
TO PLAN THIS WHOLE THING OUT
1372
01:03:18,210 --> 01:03:19,677
TO MEET SAMANTHA
AND STICK AROUND.
1373
01:03:19,711 --> 01:03:21,213
IT MAKES ME SICK.
1374
01:03:21,247 --> 01:03:23,615
TO BE JUST STRAIGHTFORWARD,
I JUST FEEL PLAYED BY YOU.
1375
01:03:23,649 --> 01:03:25,333
SO?
1376
01:03:25,367 --> 01:03:29,003
I'M NOT GONNA JUST BACK DOWN
AND CRUMBLE.
1377
01:03:29,038 --> 01:03:30,839
JOE,
YOU WANT TO HAVE A TALK?
1378
01:03:30,873 --> 01:03:32,440
LOOK AT
THIS DOUCHE BAG.
1379
01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:33,575
HE'S DEFINITELY GONNA GET
WHAT HE DESERVES.
1380
01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:35,243
♪
1381
01:03:37,596 --> 01:03:39,397
♪
1382
01:03:55,013 --> 01:03:56,481
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
1383
01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:03,238
Ashley S.:
IT SEEMS REALLY WEIRD
1384
01:04:03,272 --> 01:04:07,274
HOW JOE AND SAMANTHA, YOU KNOW,
THEY JUST HIT IT OFF,
1385
01:04:07,309 --> 01:04:10,061
AND EVERYBODY
WAS ALREADY SKEPTICAL
1386
01:04:10,095 --> 01:04:12,130
OF HOW SAMANTHA CHOSE JOE
FOR THE DATE.
1387
01:04:12,164 --> 01:04:15,967
BUT NOW AFTER THE DATE,
JOE AND SAMANTHA SEEM LIKE
1388
01:04:16,002 --> 01:04:16,534
THEY'VE LITERALLY
BEEN COUPLED UP.
1389
01:04:19,639 --> 01:04:20,889
[ CHUCKLES ]
1390
01:04:20,923 --> 01:04:21,623
IT JUST SEEMS WEIRD
1391
01:04:21,657 --> 01:04:25,759
HOW THEY'VE LITERALLY
NOT LEFT EACH OTHER'S SIDE.
1392
01:04:25,794 --> 01:04:28,129
JOE AND SAMANTHA ARE ACTING LIKE
1393
01:04:28,164 --> 01:04:29,881
THEY'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
FOR A YEAR.
1394
01:04:29,915 --> 01:04:31,616
[ LAUGHS ]
1395
01:04:36,755 --> 01:04:39,924
THIS IS
SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
1396
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,809
I JUST FEEL FOR JUELIA
RIGHT NOW,
1397
01:04:41,844 --> 01:04:45,146
AND, LIKE,
THAT IS JUST SO WRONG.
1398
01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:47,281
JUELIA'S THE ONE
WHO LEFT HER DAUGHTER,
1399
01:04:47,315 --> 01:04:49,667
AND SHE REALLY IS
LOOKING FOR LOVE,
1400
01:04:49,702 --> 01:04:51,202
AND SHE REALLY IS GENUINE,
1401
01:04:51,237 --> 01:04:52,504
AND THESE PEOPLE
ARE JUST WALKING ALL OVER HER.
1402
01:04:52,538 --> 01:04:54,439
♪
1403
01:04:59,345 --> 01:05:01,762
MY HEART'S FULLY IN FOR
SAMANTHA. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
1404
01:05:01,797 --> 01:05:02,964
WHEN I'M WITH SAMANTHA,
1405
01:05:02,998 --> 01:05:04,098
EVERYTHING IS JUST SO FREE
AND EASY.
1406
01:05:04,133 --> 01:05:06,067
IT'S KIND OF LIKE [BLEEP]
1407
01:05:06,101 --> 01:05:07,167
LIKE, YOU FEEL SO GOOD
WHEN YOU DO IT,
1408
01:05:07,202 --> 01:05:08,669
BUT YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY BAD.
1409
01:05:08,703 --> 01:05:09,354
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1410
01:05:09,388 --> 01:05:11,222
♪
1411
01:05:14,059 --> 01:05:16,360
I JUST FEEL LIKE...
1412
01:05:16,395 --> 01:05:18,896
THE MOST DISRESPECTED
I'VE EVER FELT,
1413
01:05:18,931 --> 01:05:20,165
LIKE, PRETTY MUCH
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1414
01:05:20,199 --> 01:05:22,450
RIGHT.
I TALKED TO HIM
LAST NIGHT,
1415
01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:24,018
AND HE, LIKE, WOULDN'T EVEN
LOOK ME IN THE FACE.
1416
01:05:24,053 --> 01:05:25,286
HE WOULDN'T EVEN
LOOK AT ME.
1417
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,190
YOU KNOW, SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE
IN PARADISE, I HAVEN'T FELT
1418
01:05:29,192 --> 01:05:32,410
ANY ROMANTIC FEELINGS
TOWARDS ANYONE UNTIL JOE,
1419
01:05:32,445 --> 01:05:36,013
AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
ONE OF MY FRIENDS COMES IN
1420
01:05:36,048 --> 01:05:38,950
AND ASKS HIM ON A DATE,
WHICH HE ACCEPTED,
1421
01:05:38,984 --> 01:05:41,369
AND NOW
I'M LITERALLY NONEXISTENT.
1422
01:05:41,403 --> 01:05:43,171
YOU KNOW, THAT'S --
THAT'S PRETTY HARD.
1423
01:05:43,205 --> 01:05:48,109
AND I JUST DID NOT SEE THAT
COMING [CHUCKLES] AT ALL.
1424
01:05:48,143 --> 01:05:49,427
IT'S JUST LIKE
HE DISREGARDED EVERYTHING.
1425
01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:54,432
DID HE JUST LIE?
1426
01:05:56,435 --> 01:05:58,236
♪
1427
01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:03,291
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO THINK --
SAMANTHA CAME IN,
1428
01:06:03,325 --> 01:06:05,059
FIRST THING SHE DID
WAS GIVE, YOU KNOW,
1429
01:06:05,093 --> 01:06:07,395
THE DATE CARD TO JOE,
UM, AND THEN GOES OFF.
1430
01:06:07,429 --> 01:06:10,581
AND JOE'S BEEN HOLDING ON TO HER
FOR DEAR LIFE EVER SINCE.
1431
01:06:10,616 --> 01:06:13,418
YEAH.
IT KIND OF JUST LOOKS BAD
HOW IT DEVELOPED, YOU KNOW?
1432
01:06:13,452 --> 01:06:17,888
SO, IF -- IF -- IF JOE HAD BEEN
TALKING TO SAMANTHA BEFORE
1433
01:06:17,923 --> 01:06:20,391
AND BASICALLY...
YOU KNOW...
1434
01:06:20,425 --> 01:06:23,044
LIED HIS WAY
INTO STICKING AROUND FOR HER,
1435
01:06:23,078 --> 01:06:25,613
UM, YOU KNOW, IT'S...
1436
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:30,135
I MEAN, IT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD
FOR ANYONE HERE.
1437
01:06:30,169 --> 01:06:31,168
IF IT IS TRUE,
I WOULD FEEL NAIVE,
1438
01:06:31,203 --> 01:06:32,303
AND I'M SURE
JUELIA WOULD, TOO.
1439
01:06:32,337 --> 01:06:34,105
YEAH.
1440
01:06:34,139 --> 01:06:37,041
JOE USED JUELIA TO GET A ROSE
TO MEET SAMANTHA
1441
01:06:37,075 --> 01:06:38,609
AND, IN THE PROCESS,
SCREWED OVER JUELIA.
1442
01:06:38,643 --> 01:06:39,310
IT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL.
1443
01:06:44,967 --> 01:06:46,534
Carly: I THINK
WHAT MAKES EVERYONE SO MAD
1444
01:06:46,569 --> 01:06:49,137
ABOUT THE JOE SITUATION
IS THAT JUELIA'S, LIKE,
1445
01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:50,754
THE SWEETEST FREAKIN' HUMAN
IN THE WHOLE WORLD,
1446
01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:51,523
AND ALL SHE WANTED TO DO
1447
01:06:51,557 --> 01:06:53,858
WAS, LIKE, FIND A HUSBAND
AND FIND A DAD FOR HER DAUGHTER.
1448
01:06:53,892 --> 01:06:55,226
HI, BABY!
1449
01:06:56,395 --> 01:07:00,231
AND NOW JUELIA COULD END UP
GOING HOME WITH NOTHING.
1450
01:07:00,265 --> 01:07:02,083
LIKE, WHAT A FREAKIN'
SLAP IN THE FACE.
1451
01:07:02,117 --> 01:07:03,518
IT JUST SUCKS FOR HER.
1452
01:07:05,220 --> 01:07:07,889
MOMMY WANTS TO HUG YOU,
BABY.
1453
01:07:07,923 --> 01:07:09,307
MOMMY IS MISSING YOU
LIKE CRAZY.
1454
01:07:10,742 --> 01:07:13,812
♪
1455
01:07:13,846 --> 01:07:16,447
[ WATER SPLASHING ]
1456
01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:26,541
MOMMY LOVES YOU SO MUCH,
AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TOMORROW.
1457
01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:30,928
[ SPLASHING CONTINUES ]
1458
01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:32,196
OH, MY GOD.
1459
01:07:36,935 --> 01:07:38,336
[ Moaning ]
OHHH, GOD.
1460
01:07:41,857 --> 01:07:44,826
[ SPLASHING STOPS ]
1461
01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,327
[ GIGGLES ]
1462
01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:52,450
OKAY. BYE.
1463
01:07:52,452 --> 01:07:54,618
Juelia: LEAVING MY DAUGHTER
WAS A HUGE DECISION.
1464
01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:56,220
SHE'S SO CUTE.
1465
01:07:56,254 --> 01:07:58,722
BUT THERE IS ONE PURPOSE
FOR WHY I'M HERE,
1466
01:07:58,757 --> 01:08:01,358
AND THAT'S TO FIND LOVE.
1467
01:08:01,393 --> 01:08:04,445
AND IF IT'S NOT HERE,
THEN I WILL GO HOME.
1468
01:08:04,479 --> 01:08:07,582
IF JOE AND SAMANTHA
REALLY DO HIT IT OFF
1469
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:10,034
AND THERE'S NO ROSE FOR ME
AT THE END OF THE WEEK,
1470
01:08:10,068 --> 01:08:11,469
THEN WHY WOULD I STAY
TILL THE ROSE CEREMONY?
1471
01:08:11,503 --> 01:08:13,204
IT'S NOT THAT
I WOULDN'T WANT TO STAND THERE.
1472
01:08:13,238 --> 01:08:14,838
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT STANDING THERE
1473
01:08:14,873 --> 01:08:16,007
AND, LIKE, NOT GETTING A ROSE.
1474
01:08:16,041 --> 01:08:18,843
IT'S THE TIME
BETWEEN NOW AND THEN
1475
01:08:18,877 --> 01:08:20,711
[ Voice breaking ]
THAT I'M MISSING.
1476
01:08:20,746 --> 01:08:23,397
[ SNIFFLES ]
1477
01:08:23,431 --> 01:08:27,101
WITH MY DAUGHTER THAT I MISS,
YOU KNOW.
1478
01:08:27,135 --> 01:08:28,902
AND I WANT TO DO
THE RIGHT THINGS FOR MYSELF
1479
01:08:28,937 --> 01:08:29,737
AND FOR HER AND FOR EVERYONE.
1480
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:31,172
[ SNIFFLES ]
1481
01:08:31,206 --> 01:08:32,840
AND IT'S JUST OVERWHELMING
SOMETIMES.
1482
01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:35,126
[ SOBS ]
1483
01:08:39,297 --> 01:08:43,884
AND I KNOW THAT I WILL MAKE
SOMEBODY REALLY HAPPY SOMEDAY,
1484
01:08:43,918 --> 01:08:44,752
BECAUSE I KNOW I DESERVE IT.
1485
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:45,620
[ SNIFFLES ]
1486
01:08:45,654 --> 01:08:48,489
♪
1487
01:08:48,524 --> 01:08:51,359
[ SNIFFLES ]
1488
01:08:51,393 --> 01:08:56,647
I JUST -- I JUST WANT SOMEBODY
TO REALLY FIGHT FOR ME.
1489
01:08:56,682 --> 01:08:58,383
[ SNIFFLES ]
1490
01:08:58,417 --> 01:09:00,218
♪
1491
01:09:04,272 --> 01:09:09,077
SO, JOE BASICALLY PLAYED JUELIA,
A SINGLE MOTHER, WIDOW,
1492
01:09:09,111 --> 01:09:12,046
LIED, DECEIVED,
DID EVERYTHING HE COULD
1493
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:14,999
TO STICK AROUND
TO MEET SAMANTHA.
1494
01:09:15,034 --> 01:09:18,369
IT ALMOST MAKES ME SICK.
1495
01:09:18,403 --> 01:09:20,204
I REALLY WANT
TO BEAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF JOE.
1496
01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:25,393
HE'S DEFINITELY GONNA GET
WHAT HE DESERVES.
1497
01:09:25,427 --> 01:09:26,527
♪
1498
01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:34,869
♪
1499
01:09:37,539 --> 01:09:39,640
JOE, DID YOU TELL SAMANTHA
AT ALL
1500
01:09:39,674 --> 01:09:40,875
ABOUT, LIKE,
YOUR DATE WITH JUELIA?
1501
01:09:40,909 --> 01:09:41,976
YEP.
1502
01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:44,562
LIKE, DOES SAM KNOW THAT
YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH JUELIA?
1503
01:09:44,596 --> 01:09:45,663
YEAH.
SHE'S VERY AWARE OF THAT.
1504
01:09:45,697 --> 01:09:47,465
JUST WONDERING.
OKAY.
I'VE MADE THAT
VERY CLEAR.
1505
01:09:47,499 --> 01:09:50,368
I'VE BEEN VERY HONEST.
1506
01:09:50,402 --> 01:09:50,935
BEEN VERY HONEST
WITH BOTH OF THEM.
1507
01:09:52,254 --> 01:09:54,054
YEAH.
1508
01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:57,792
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU AND SAMANTHA
MADE SUCH A STRONG CONNECTION
1509
01:09:57,826 --> 01:09:59,260
AND, LIKE, YOU GUYS
LITERALLY HAVE BEEN
1510
01:09:59,294 --> 01:10:00,795
ALMOST, LIKE,
INSEPARABLE.
1511
01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:02,696
WE ALL,
AS AN OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE,
1512
01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:04,581
WERE JUST WONDERING
IF SHE --
1513
01:10:04,616 --> 01:10:06,016
KIND OF LIKE
SHE ALREADY KNEW ME BEFORE THIS.
1514
01:10:06,051 --> 01:10:07,819
WELL, YEAH.
1515
01:10:07,821 --> 01:10:08,653
I MEAN, IS IT JUST BECAUSE
SHE CAME IN AND PICKED ME
1516
01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:11,289
THAT EVERYONE THINKS
THAT WE HAD SOMETHING BEFORE?
1517
01:10:11,323 --> 01:10:12,873
YEAH,
IT DID SEEM LIKE THAT.
1518
01:10:12,907 --> 01:10:16,510
WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
IT'S VERY OBVIOUS.
1519
01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:17,979
SAMANTHA SPOKE TO JOE
BEFORE COMING HERE,
1520
01:10:18,013 --> 01:10:21,616
AND THEY HAVE THEIR LITTLE
SCHEME TO BE HERE TOGETHER.
1521
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:23,184
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED, LIKE,
AN INVESTIGATOR FOR THIS.
1522
01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:23,935
THIS IS JUST OBVIOUS.
1523
01:10:23,969 --> 01:10:25,904
Clare: YOU NEVER HAD TALKED
TO SAMANTHA BEFORE THE SHOW?
1524
01:10:25,938 --> 01:10:28,672
IS THAT
WHAT EVERYONE THINKS?
I'M ASKING YOU.
1525
01:10:28,707 --> 01:10:30,608
YES, WE HAVE TALKED
BEFORE THE SHOW. YEAH.
1526
01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:33,728
WE WAS LIKE, JUST,
1527
01:10:33,762 --> 01:10:36,297
"WHAT GIRLS FROM YOUR SEASON
DO YOU KNOW IS GONNA GO?"
1528
01:10:36,331 --> 01:10:37,765
IT WASN'T, YOU KNOW,
1529
01:10:37,799 --> 01:10:39,801
"HI. I'M GOING FOR YOU.
YADDA, YADDA." IT WASN'T --
1530
01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:42,536
BUT YOU GUYS
HAD BUILT A CONNECTION.
IT'S NOT --
1531
01:10:42,570 --> 01:10:44,472
I MEAN, I THINK
THAT WE WERE BOTH CURIOUS
1532
01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:46,791
TO KNOW WHAT OPPOSITE SEX
WAS GONNA GO.
1533
01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:50,428
YES, I DID TALK TO SAMANTHA FOR
ABOUT A MONTH ON SOCIAL MEDIA
1534
01:10:50,462 --> 01:10:52,446
AND VIA TEXT MESSAGING
AND PHONE CALLS.
1535
01:10:52,481 --> 01:10:53,781
YES, I'M INTERESTED IN SAMANTHA.
1536
01:10:53,815 --> 01:10:56,817
YES, THE REASON I CAME
TO PARADISE WAS FOR SAMANTHA.
1537
01:10:56,852 --> 01:11:00,554
SO, YES, WHEN SHE ASKED ME ON
THE DATE, I WAS GONNA SAY YES.
1538
01:11:00,588 --> 01:11:02,924
I MEAN...
IT IS WHAT IT IS, I GUESS.
1539
01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:03,924
Tenley: BUT THE OTHER NIGHT
AT THE ROSE CEREMONY,
1540
01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:04,876
WERE YOU LIKE,
1541
01:11:04,910 --> 01:11:07,278
"I JUST HAVE TO GET THROUGH
TONIGHT SO I CAN MEET SAMANTHA?"
1542
01:11:07,312 --> 01:11:08,179
LIKE...
NO, I DIDN'T --
1543
01:11:08,213 --> 01:11:09,547
YOU AND MICHAEL AND...
1544
01:11:09,581 --> 01:11:11,949
HE'S LYING.
HE USED JUELIA -- TOTALLY.
1545
01:11:11,983 --> 01:11:15,402
WHEN YOU FAKE IT
JUST SO YOU CAN GET A ROSE
1546
01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:16,137
AND GET
TO THE NEXT PART OF PARADISE
1547
01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:20,408
SO THAT YOUR GIRL CAN SHOW UP,
THAT IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE.
1548
01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:22,076
LIKE, IT IS.
IT'S EMOTIONAL ABUSE.
1549
01:11:22,110 --> 01:11:24,679
♪
1550
01:11:24,713 --> 01:11:26,530
I HOPE I DON'T MAKE YOU FEEL BAD
BY SAYING THIS,
1551
01:11:26,565 --> 01:11:29,000
BUT I REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY FEEL BAD FOR JUELIA.
1552
01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:31,168
Joe:
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH
GOING ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE
1553
01:11:31,202 --> 01:11:34,755
AND HAVING A GOOD CONNECTION
AND THEN FINDING A BETTER ONE.
1554
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:36,623
WHAT'S -- WHAT'S --
WHAT'S DIFFERENT FROM THAT?
1555
01:11:36,658 --> 01:11:40,995
I THINK THEY THINK
THAT YOU MAY HAVE...
1556
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:42,997
PLAYED HER?
1557
01:11:43,031 --> 01:11:45,650
YES.
REALLY?
1558
01:11:45,684 --> 01:11:46,950
JUST TELLING YOU
WHAT THEY'VE BEEN ASKING ME.
1559
01:11:46,985 --> 01:11:49,954
Joe: EVERYONE IS SO CONCERNED
ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS.
1560
01:11:49,989 --> 01:11:52,490
I THINK EVERYBODY'S JUST
BEING LITTLE BITCHES.
1561
01:11:52,524 --> 01:11:54,508
I THINK
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GROW UP.
1562
01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:56,343
QUIT FINDING [BLEEP]
TO BITCH ABOUT.
1563
01:11:56,378 --> 01:11:58,046
WORRY ABOUT TRYING TO FIND LOVE.
1564
01:11:58,048 --> 01:12:00,547
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT
WHAT JOE AND I HAD WAS GENUINE
1565
01:12:00,582 --> 01:12:02,983
UNTIL...
[ CHUCKLES ]
1566
01:12:03,018 --> 01:12:06,904
I FELT, LIKE,
COMPLETELY IGNORED AS A PERSON.
1567
01:12:06,938 --> 01:12:08,740
AND, I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
PISSES ME OFF, THOUGH.
1568
01:12:08,774 --> 01:12:10,707
AND, LIKE,
YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.
1569
01:12:10,742 --> 01:12:12,577
YOU DON'T DESERVE
TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT.
1570
01:12:12,611 --> 01:12:14,795
YOU SAID, LIKE,
HOW GENUINE HE SEEMED.
1571
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,498
LIKE, SHE THOUGHT
THEY REALLY HAD SOMETHING.
1572
01:12:17,532 --> 01:12:18,666
YOU GAVE UP A LOT
COMING OUT HERE.
1573
01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:19,667
YEAH.
YOU LEFT
YOUR DAUGHTER.
1574
01:12:19,701 --> 01:12:21,468
YOU DID
A LOT OF THINGS,
1575
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,069
AND YOU PUT YOUR FAITH
INTO THIS GUY.
1576
01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:25,456
AND, AGAIN, YOU COULD HAVE
KEPT SOME OTHER GUYS AROUND
1577
01:12:25,490 --> 01:12:26,457
THAT THERE MAY HAVE BEEN
POTENTIAL WITH.
1578
01:12:26,491 --> 01:12:27,758
AND I TOLD HIM THAT,
LIKE,
1579
01:12:27,792 --> 01:12:29,560
WHEN WE WERE SITTING THERE
ON THE BEACH,
1580
01:12:29,594 --> 01:12:31,095
AND HE WAS LIKE,
"I'M HERE FOR YOU.
1581
01:12:31,130 --> 01:12:35,015
I, LIKE, REALLY HAVE NEVER
FELT THIS WAY BEFORE."
HE REALLY SAID THAT?
1582
01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:38,018
I MEAN, I, AS A PERSON, COULDN'T
TREAT SOMEBODY ELSE LIKE THAT.
1583
01:12:38,052 --> 01:12:39,720
I COULDN'T EVER.
1584
01:12:39,755 --> 01:12:41,522
I DON'T THINK
ANYONE ELSE HERE COULD.
YEAH.
1585
01:12:41,556 --> 01:12:43,090
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
GET HURT ON THIS,
1586
01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:45,476
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU LOSE
YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH SAMANTHA
1587
01:12:45,510 --> 01:12:46,811
OVER A GUY
WHO, YOU KNOW,
1588
01:12:46,845 --> 01:12:48,278
HAS BASICALLY BEEN PLAYING
THIS GAME TO STICK AROUND.
1589
01:12:48,313 --> 01:12:50,914
LIKE, YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.
I MEAN, DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE?
1590
01:12:50,949 --> 01:12:53,367
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO GRAB HIM
AND YOU WANT TO CONFRONT HIM?
1591
01:12:53,401 --> 01:12:54,402
YEAH,
LET'S TALK TO HIM.
1592
01:12:54,436 --> 01:12:56,770
OKAY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1593
01:12:56,804 --> 01:12:58,405
Dan: I MEAN,
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
1594
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,541
JOE SHOULDN'T HAVE
LED JUELIA ON.
1595
01:13:00,575 --> 01:13:01,876
BOTTOM LINE.
HE JUST SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
1596
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:04,611
HE'S JUST NOT ACCEPTING IT
THAT HE SCREWED UP.
1597
01:13:04,646 --> 01:13:05,263
EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE
HAS YOUR BACK.
1598
01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:05,996
YEAH.
1599
01:13:07,999 --> 01:13:11,435
THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE IN DAN
BREAKING UP WITH ASHLEY S.
1600
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:12,636
A DAY AFTER
THE ROSE CEREMONY.
1601
01:13:12,670 --> 01:13:13,821
Jared: NO,
BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS
1602
01:13:13,855 --> 01:13:15,556
THAT YOU WERE
TALKING TO SAM BEFORE,
1603
01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:16,890
SO IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU KNEW SAM WAS COMING.
1604
01:13:16,925 --> 01:13:18,392
I KNOW.
1605
01:13:18,426 --> 01:13:19,626
THAT'S WHAT
PEOPLE ARE MAD ABOUT.
1606
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:20,327
THAT'S WHAT
PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT.
1607
01:13:20,361 --> 01:13:21,194
WHAT'S HAPPENING,
GUYS?
1608
01:13:21,229 --> 01:13:23,530
WHAT'S UP?
1609
01:13:23,564 --> 01:13:24,231
LOOK AT
THIS DOUCHE BAG.
1610
01:13:24,265 --> 01:13:26,617
♪
1611
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:28,619
Dan: JOE,
YOU WANT TO HAVE A TALK?
1612
01:13:32,591 --> 01:13:33,908
I WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU, DAN.
1613
01:13:33,942 --> 01:13:36,943
JOE MADE HIS BED, AND NOW
HE'S GOT TO OWN UP TO IT.
1614
01:13:36,978 --> 01:13:38,312
HE THINKS HE'S SMARTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE,
1615
01:13:38,346 --> 01:13:39,814
AND HE GOT CAUGHT.
1616
01:13:39,848 --> 01:13:42,849
IT'S JUST SICK. IT SUCKS.
UM, AND IT'S --
1617
01:13:42,884 --> 01:13:44,785
NO ONE WANTS JOE HERE
AT THIS POINT.
1618
01:13:44,819 --> 01:13:47,438
SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
GOOD LUCK.
1619
01:13:47,472 --> 01:13:49,040
[ JOE CLEARS THROAT ]
1620
01:13:49,074 --> 01:13:50,274
IT'S NOT GOOD.
NO.
1621
01:13:50,308 --> 01:13:51,275
IT'S NOT GOOD.
NO.
1622
01:13:51,309 --> 01:13:53,027
[ SPITS ]
1623
01:13:55,530 --> 01:13:58,165
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1624
01:13:58,199 --> 01:13:59,633
YES, SIR.
1625
01:13:59,668 --> 01:14:00,801
WE'RE HEADING
OVER THIS WAY, MAN.
1626
01:14:00,835 --> 01:14:02,502
NO, WE GONNA HAVE A TALK
RIGHT HERE,
1627
01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:03,804
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TALK
RIGHT HERE.
1628
01:14:03,839 --> 01:14:05,523
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
WITH SOMEONE ELSE, THOUGH.
1629
01:14:05,557 --> 01:14:06,557
WHO DO YOU WANT
TO TALK TO?
JUELIA.
1630
01:14:06,591 --> 01:14:08,058
OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT IT?
1631
01:14:08,093 --> 01:14:09,693
SHE WANTED TO TALK.
1632
01:14:09,728 --> 01:14:10,828
DUDE, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, DAN,
1633
01:14:10,862 --> 01:14:12,663
BUT I'VE ALREADY TALKED
TO JUELIA, MAN.
1634
01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,581
SHE JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE
THAT WAS ENOUGH.
1635
01:14:14,615 --> 01:14:15,582
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE STICKING YOUR HEAD
1636
01:14:15,617 --> 01:14:16,917
IN EVERYBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS,
THOUGH.
1637
01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:19,253
I JUST THINK YOU OWE
HER A LITTLE BIT MORE
RESPECT. THAT'S IT.
1638
01:14:19,287 --> 01:14:21,088
Joe:
WHEN DAN PULLED ME ASIDE, I KNEW
EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS GONNA DO.
1639
01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:25,176
HE WAS GONNA TRY TO BE SUPERMAN,
TRY TO BE THE HERO OF THE BEACH.
1640
01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:26,310
IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
1641
01:14:26,345 --> 01:14:27,711
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
1642
01:14:27,746 --> 01:14:30,147
WE'VE MAYBE SAID 10 WORDS,
BROTHER, AND YOU'RE DOING THIS.
1643
01:14:30,181 --> 01:14:30,948
I KNOW.
I KNOW, MAN.
1644
01:14:30,982 --> 01:14:33,801
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN POINTING
FINGERS AT ME SINCE I BEEN HERE,
1645
01:14:33,835 --> 01:14:35,368
AND IT'S ALWAYS
THE OLDER GUYS --
1646
01:14:35,403 --> 01:14:36,904
THE 35-
AND 40-YEAR-OLDS.
1647
01:14:36,938 --> 01:14:40,607
I MEAN, HELL, YOU'RE 36
AND ON A REALITY TV SHOW.
1648
01:14:40,642 --> 01:14:42,643
I MEAN, WHO CAN
REALLY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY?
1649
01:14:42,677 --> 01:14:43,878
I'M JUST BEING A FRIEND
TO HER, MAN.
1650
01:14:43,912 --> 01:14:46,630
I FEEL LIKE THE BIGGEST MAJORITY
OF THE GALS ARE JEALOUS
1651
01:14:46,665 --> 01:14:47,798
THAT I WENT ON A DATE
WITH SAMANTHA
1652
01:14:47,832 --> 01:14:49,266
AND SHE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
PICKED ME
1653
01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:50,667
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GROUP.
1654
01:14:50,702 --> 01:14:52,202
THEY'RE JUST TRYING
TO START SOME [BLEEP]
1655
01:14:52,237 --> 01:14:53,086
THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BE.
1656
01:14:53,121 --> 01:14:55,122
SO STUPID.
1657
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,624
EVERYONE'S SO CONCERNED
1658
01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:58,492
ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS
BUT THEIR OWN.
1659
01:14:58,526 --> 01:15:00,694
I'M NOT GONNA JUST BACK DOWN
AND CRUMBLE.
1660
01:15:00,728 --> 01:15:02,329
I'M GONNA
STICK UP FOR MYSELF.
1661
01:15:02,363 --> 01:15:03,964
HOW IS EVERYONE?
1662
01:15:03,998 --> 01:15:05,816
♪
1663
01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:10,971
♪
1664
01:15:13,492 --> 01:15:15,325
Joe:
THIS IS SO STUPID.
1665
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,827
EVERYONE'S SO CONCERNED
1666
01:15:16,861 --> 01:15:18,161
ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS
BUT THEIR OWN.
1667
01:15:18,196 --> 01:15:21,882
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT JOE AND
SAM DID TALK PRIOR TO THE SHOW,
1668
01:15:21,916 --> 01:15:24,151
SO THAT MEANS, YOU KNOW,
JOE DID PLAY JUELIA.
1669
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:25,352
HE JUST NEEDS
TO OWN IT.
1670
01:15:25,387 --> 01:15:26,620
HE JUST NEEDS
TO [BLEEP] OWN IT.
1671
01:15:26,654 --> 01:15:28,889
LIKE, STOP THIS CHARADE
AND JUST GO.
1672
01:15:28,923 --> 01:15:31,325
"I'M HERE FOR SAM.
I'M SORRY WHAT I DID."
1673
01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:33,778
JUST BE HONEST.
THAT'S IT. YEAH.
1674
01:15:33,812 --> 01:15:35,679
IF YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE SOMEBODY
TO PLAY,
1675
01:15:35,714 --> 01:15:38,182
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T PICK
THE, UH, WIDOW MOTHER.
1676
01:15:38,216 --> 01:15:39,283
BAD CHOICE, JOE.
1677
01:15:39,317 --> 01:15:40,968
HOW IS EVERYONE?
1678
01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:44,738
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1679
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,544
SO, WHAT HAVE WE GOT
GOING ON?
1680
01:15:50,578 --> 01:15:52,897
BASICALLY, UM...
SINCE SAMANTHA ARRIVED,
1681
01:15:52,931 --> 01:15:57,101
IT'S LIKE I LITERALLY
DON'T EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE,
1682
01:15:57,135 --> 01:16:00,254
AND I THINK THAT EVERYONE
KIND OF HAS WITNESSED THAT.
1683
01:16:00,288 --> 01:16:01,755
SURE.
1684
01:16:04,325 --> 01:16:07,527
UM, I JUST FEEL LIKE...
1685
01:16:07,562 --> 01:16:10,564
YOU WEREN'T 100% HONEST
WITH ME.
1686
01:16:10,598 --> 01:16:11,865
AND WHAT WAS I NOT
100% HONEST WITH YOU ABOUT?
1687
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:15,285
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU AND SAMANTHA
1688
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,587
WERE KIND OF, LIKE,
TALKING
1689
01:16:16,621 --> 01:16:17,888
BEFORE THIS WHOLE SITUATION
EVEN STARTED.
1690
01:16:17,923 --> 01:16:18,956
MM-HMM.
1691
01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:20,324
IS THAT TRUE?
1692
01:16:20,358 --> 01:16:22,410
UM, IT IS TRUE.
1693
01:16:22,444 --> 01:16:23,911
SO YOU KNEW
THAT SHE WAS GONNA BE HERE.
1694
01:16:25,847 --> 01:16:27,047
I DID, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT -- WHEN.
1695
01:16:30,452 --> 01:16:31,752
WE MESSAGED EACH OTHER,
YEAH.
1696
01:16:31,786 --> 01:16:35,739
OKAY, SO,
WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE TO ME
1697
01:16:35,774 --> 01:16:37,674
IS THAT YOU WERE, LIKE,
HOPING THAT SHE WOULD BE HERE
1698
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:39,643
AND WAS WAITING
TO MEET HER.
1699
01:16:39,678 --> 01:16:41,395
I DON'T KNOW
WHO TOLD YOU THAT.
1700
01:16:41,429 --> 01:16:43,697
NO,
I WAS JUST ASKING.
1701
01:16:43,731 --> 01:16:45,232
I MEAN, IT JUST --
EVERYTHING DOESN'T ADD UP.
1702
01:16:45,266 --> 01:16:46,867
SO?
1703
01:16:46,901 --> 01:16:50,437
SO, TO BE JUST STRAIGHTFORWARD,
I JUST FEEL PLAYED BY YOU.
1704
01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:51,739
HOW AM I
PLAYING YOU?
1705
01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:55,693
YOU KNOW, YOU TOLD ME
SO MANY TIMES, "I AM SO NERVOUS.
1706
01:16:55,727 --> 01:16:58,728
I, LIKE, DON'T KNOW HOW
TO, LIKE, SHOW MY EMOTION.
1707
01:16:58,763 --> 01:16:59,730
I, LIKE, DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO TALK TO YOU
1708
01:16:59,764 --> 01:17:02,449
WHEN I, LIKE,
HAVE SUCH STRONG FEELINGS."
SURE.
1709
01:17:02,483 --> 01:17:02,984
AND THEN WITH SAMANTHA,
YOU'RE, LIKE,
1710
01:17:03,018 --> 01:17:05,652
WALKING AROUND HOLDING HER HAND
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,
1711
01:17:05,686 --> 01:17:07,688
IGNORING
THAT I EVEN EXISTED.
1712
01:17:07,722 --> 01:17:09,356
DO YOU KNOW
HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THAT IS?
1713
01:17:09,391 --> 01:17:11,692
WELL...
WHAT I WOULD SAY --
1714
01:17:11,726 --> 01:17:13,711
I'VE SAID IT
SEVERAL TIMES --
1715
01:17:13,713 --> 01:17:15,712
WE -- WE -- WE HAD A GREAT TIME
TOGETHER, JUELIA.
1716
01:17:15,747 --> 01:17:19,850
WE REALLY DID.
WE HAD A GREAT CONNECTION. OKAY?
1717
01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:21,001
BUT SAMANTHA AND I
HAD A BETTER CONNECTION.
1718
01:17:23,404 --> 01:17:24,772
I JUST --
TRUE OR FALSE?
1719
01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:29,876
Joe:
THERE'S NO WAY THAT JUELIA AND I
ARE GONNA FALL IN LOVE TOGETHER.
1720
01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:32,913
LIKE, CAN YOU NOT SEE THE BODY
LANGUAGE WITH SAMANTHA AND I?
1721
01:17:32,948 --> 01:17:35,666
YOU HAVE TO JUST KEEP
TORTURING YOURSELF?
1722
01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:37,134
IT'S DUMB. LIKE,
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU ONCE.
1723
01:17:37,168 --> 01:17:38,903
UM --
1724
01:17:38,937 --> 01:17:39,804
I MEAN, I REALLY FEEL LIKE
THAT THIS HAS REALLY
1725
01:17:39,838 --> 01:17:42,089
BEEN BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION
BY A LOT OF INDIVIDUALS
1726
01:17:42,123 --> 01:17:45,159
WHO ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT
OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS
1727
01:17:45,193 --> 01:17:46,026
THAN THEIR OWN.
1728
01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:57,087
AND WE JUST KEEP DRILLING
AND DRILLING AND DRILLING.
1729
01:17:57,122 --> 01:17:57,888
THIS ISN'T JUST ME.
1730
01:17:57,922 --> 01:18:00,690
LIKE, I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE QUESTIONING YOU.
1731
01:18:00,725 --> 01:18:02,642
JONATHAN AND MIKEY
BOTH TOLD ME, LIKE,
1732
01:18:02,677 --> 01:18:04,311
"I THINK THAT HE MAY BE HERE
FOR SAMANTHA."
1733
01:18:04,345 --> 01:18:05,645
THEY BOTH SAID THAT.
1734
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,748
THAT'S --
THEY DIDN'T SAY "SAMANTHA."
1735
01:18:07,782 --> 01:18:09,650
I'M TELLING YOU
WHAT THEY TOLD ME.
1736
01:18:09,684 --> 01:18:11,886
THEY --
THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1737
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:12,970
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT MY CONVERSATION YOU KNOW --
1738
01:18:13,004 --> 01:18:14,004
YES.
1739
01:18:14,038 --> 01:18:15,839
OKAY.
1740
01:18:15,873 --> 01:18:17,841
SO, I CAN'T REALLY
HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
1741
01:18:17,876 --> 01:18:19,042
IF YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT MY REALITY IS FALSE.
1742
01:18:19,077 --> 01:18:22,663
WELL, I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN
TO YOU THAT I DIDN'T PLAY YOU,
1743
01:18:22,665 --> 01:18:23,831
AND YOU JUST -- YOU JUST
KEEP DRILLING IT THAT I DID.
1744
01:18:26,468 --> 01:18:28,735
Jade: I FEEL LIKE
JOE IS AVOIDING
1745
01:18:28,769 --> 01:18:30,036
EVERY SINGLE QUESTION
JUELIA IS ASKING,
1746
01:18:30,071 --> 01:18:32,840
AND I DON'T LIKE THE TONE OF
VOICE THAT HE'S USING WITH HER.
1747
01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:34,958
YOU DON'T TALK TO A WOMAN
LIKE THAT.
1748
01:18:34,992 --> 01:18:39,729
I JUST FEEL LIKE IF I REALLY
DID HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU
1749
01:18:39,764 --> 01:18:41,716
THE WAY THAT YOU SAID
THAT YOU DID FOR ME
1750
01:18:41,718 --> 01:18:43,283
THAT I WOULD HAVE BEEN TREATED
WITH MORE RESPECT.
1751
01:18:43,318 --> 01:18:44,952
LIKE --
1752
01:18:44,986 --> 01:18:45,886
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY "MORE RESPECT," JUELIA?
1753
01:18:48,823 --> 01:18:50,858
OKAY, I-I THINK
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
1754
01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:55,546
Juelia: JOE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS.
1755
01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:58,515
HE DOESN'T SEEM SORRY
THAT HE HURT SOMEBODY.
1756
01:18:58,549 --> 01:18:59,783
JOE WAS JUST BEING A [BLEEP]
1757
01:18:59,817 --> 01:19:03,771
BASED ON EVERYTHING THAT HAS
HAPPENED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS,
1758
01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:06,440
SAMANTHA IS MY FRIEND,
AND I CARE ABOUT HER HEART.
1759
01:19:06,474 --> 01:19:07,841
I JUST WANT HER
TO BE WITH A GUY
1760
01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:10,744
THAT TAKES CARE OF HER
AND DOESN'T PLAY HER.
1761
01:19:10,778 --> 01:19:12,178
AND YOU -- AND YOU THINK
THAT I WOULD PLAY HER?
1762
01:19:12,213 --> 01:19:13,731
WELL, I FEEL PLAYED.
1763
01:19:13,765 --> 01:19:16,533
AND SO I HAVE AN OBLIGATION
TO MY FRIEND
1764
01:19:16,567 --> 01:19:18,736
TO TELL HER, LIKE,
EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED
1765
01:19:18,770 --> 01:19:22,956
SO THAT SHE CAN MAKE A JUDGMENT
BASED ON THE FACTS.
1766
01:19:25,126 --> 01:19:27,827
SO...
1767
01:19:27,862 --> 01:19:29,696
WELL, I GUESS
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY...
1768
01:19:35,186 --> 01:19:36,620
[ SCOFFS ]
1769
01:19:36,654 --> 01:19:39,657
I MEAN,
IF I WOULD HAVE PLAYED YOU,
1770
01:19:39,691 --> 01:19:41,542
I'M SORRY
THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
1771
01:19:41,576 --> 01:19:43,877
I REALLY AM.
I'M SORRY.
1772
01:19:43,912 --> 01:19:46,946
Dan: JOE IS SQUIRMING INSIDE
RIGHT NOW.
1773
01:19:46,981 --> 01:19:49,750
HE DOESN'T WANT JUELIA
TALKING TO SAMANTHA.
1774
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:52,686
HE'S AFRAID THAT SAMANTHA
IS GONNA CATCH ON TO HIM
1775
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,904
AND BREAK --
YOU KNOW, BREAK UP WITH JOE.
1776
01:19:53,938 --> 01:19:58,008
SO 100%, IT'S MY FAULT,
AND I HONESTLY MADE A MISTAKE.
1777
01:19:58,042 --> 01:19:58,942
HI!
1778
01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:02,396
HI.
1779
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:04,098
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
1780
01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:05,165
[ LAUGHS ]
COME ON.
1781
01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:07,534
[BLEEP]
1782
01:20:07,569 --> 01:20:09,269
HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
1783
01:20:09,303 --> 01:20:10,170
I'M EXTREMELY NERVOUS.
UM...
1784
01:20:10,204 --> 01:20:14,224
IT'S JUST, IT'S NOT A GOOD --
NOT A GOOD SITUATION AT ALL.
1785
01:20:14,259 --> 01:20:16,693
I WANT EVERYONE
TO BE HAPPY.
1786
01:20:16,727 --> 01:20:18,762
I WANT EVERYONE
TO WORK OUT.
1787
01:20:18,796 --> 01:20:20,597
I JUST FELT
MORE DISRESPECTED YESTERDAY
1788
01:20:20,631 --> 01:20:23,350
THAN I EVER HAVE
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1789
01:20:23,385 --> 01:20:25,553
AND THIS GIRL
MEANS A LOT TO ME,
1790
01:20:25,587 --> 01:20:27,054
AND I DON'T WANT HER
TO GET HURT.
1791
01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:30,624
Samantha: I'M DEFINITELY
WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON
1792
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,125
WITH THAT WHOLE SITUATION
BETWEEN JUELIA AND JOE.
1793
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:36,013
I CAN PROMISE YOU AS A MAN
100% THAT I WILL NOT HURT HER.
1794
01:20:36,047 --> 01:20:38,081
WELL, I FELT LIKE YOU SAID
THE SAME THING TO ME.
1795
01:20:43,438 --> 01:20:44,137
WHEN SHE'S SAYING, LIKE,
1796
01:20:44,172 --> 01:20:47,607
"I JUST DON'T WANT SAMANTHA
TO GET HURT, DA, DA, DA,"
1797
01:20:47,642 --> 01:20:49,075
IT'S LIKE, "OKAY,
BUT WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?
1798
01:20:49,110 --> 01:20:51,578
LIKE, IS HE A TOTAL PLAYER?
OR WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?"
1799
01:20:51,612 --> 01:20:53,280
LIKE, I NEED TO KNOW.
1800
01:20:53,314 --> 01:20:55,598
WHY IS SHE
SO WORRIED ABOUT IT?
1801
01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:58,402
SO, SHOULD WE TALK
OR GO SOMEWHERE ELSE OR...
1802
01:20:58,436 --> 01:20:59,069
YEAH, LET'S GO TALK.
1803
01:21:07,661 --> 01:21:09,596
Joe:EVER ENCOUNTEREDA'S
THE AT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
1804
01:21:09,631 --> 01:21:10,730
THE SITUATION
IS [BLEEP] UP.
1805
01:21:10,765 --> 01:21:14,083
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HER
OVER SOME STUPID DRAMA WITH --
1806
01:21:14,118 --> 01:21:15,953
UH...UM...
1807
01:21:18,122 --> 01:21:19,056
[BLEEP]
1808
01:21:21,175 --> 01:21:23,143
WHAT'S HER NAME?
1809
01:21:23,178 --> 01:21:24,211
Woman: JUELIA?
1810
01:21:24,246 --> 01:21:25,945
JUELIA. YES.
1811
01:21:25,980 --> 01:21:29,216
[ SIGHS ]
1812
01:21:29,251 --> 01:21:30,817
[BLEEP] MAN.
1813
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:34,638
EVERYONE'S SO JEALOUS
1814
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,839
THAT SOMEONE HAS A GOOD TIME
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
1815
01:21:35,873 --> 01:21:40,143
I'M GONNA LOSE THE BEST GIRL
THAT I COULD EVER HAVE,
1816
01:21:40,178 --> 01:21:43,964
AND IT'S GONNA BE RUINED
BY A BUNCH OF [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
1817
01:21:43,998 --> 01:21:45,966
♪
1818
01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:51,805
TOMORROW NIGHT
ON "BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
1819
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,525
Clare: JOE DEFINITELY
SCREWED JUELIA OVER,
1820
01:21:54,559 --> 01:21:57,161
BUT WHAT SAMANTHA DID
IS 10,000 TIMES WORSE.
1821
01:21:57,195 --> 01:21:57,828
THEY'RE BOTH
IN ON IT.
1822
01:21:57,862 --> 01:22:00,263
I ASKED YOU POINT-BLANK
IF YOU TALKED TO SAM BEFOREHAND,
1823
01:22:00,297 --> 01:22:01,081
AND YOU SAID NO.
1824
01:22:01,115 --> 01:22:03,883
Tanner: JOE SENT ME
A TEXT MESSAGE FROM SAMANTHA,
1825
01:22:03,918 --> 01:22:07,221
"DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STAY
IN PARADISE" UNTIL SHE ARRIVES.
1826
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:08,588
SAMANTHA'S IN ON IT.
1827
01:22:08,623 --> 01:22:10,623
SHE'S BEEN DENYING THAT
SINCE DAY 1.
1828
01:22:10,658 --> 01:22:13,978
THERE WAS NO PLOTTING
WITH JOE AT ALL.
1829
01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:15,646
ZERO PLOTTING.
1830
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:18,548
I WOULDN'T DO THAT
AS JUST ME AS A HUMAN BEING.
1831
01:22:18,582 --> 01:22:19,983
Tanner:
IT JUST FEELS DIRTY
1832
01:22:20,017 --> 01:22:22,536
KNOWING THAT SAMANTHA AND JOE
TALKED BEFORE.
1833
01:22:22,570 --> 01:22:23,704
I HAD NO CLUE
THAT SHE WAS GONNA BE HERE.
1834
01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,773
SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!
SERIOUSLY!
1835
01:22:25,807 --> 01:22:28,642
EXCUSE ME?
I MEAN, HOW DO YOU WANT
TO SETTLE THIS, BUD?
1836
01:22:28,677 --> 01:22:30,110
I'M GONNA MAKE HIM
LOOK LIKE THE HILLBILLY HE IS,
1837
01:22:30,145 --> 01:22:32,446
'CAUSE HE'S GONNA GO HOME
WITH ABOUT FOUR MISSING TEETH.
1838
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,130
AND THEN...
1839
01:22:34,164 --> 01:22:37,801
Amber:
I'VE HAD A LITTLE CRUSH ON DAN
SINCE DESIREE'S SEASON,
1840
01:22:37,835 --> 01:22:40,603
AND THIS PLACE
DEFINITELY BRINGS OUT ROMANCE.
1841
01:22:40,638 --> 01:22:41,989
I MEAN, I COMPLETELY FORGOT
ABOUT ASHLEY.
1842
01:22:42,023 --> 01:22:45,626
AT THIS POINT, I WOULD RATHER
HAVE A SNAKE THAN A MAN.
1843
01:22:45,660 --> 01:22:48,227
I LOVE THE BIRDS
LIKE I LOVE DAN.
1844
01:22:48,262 --> 01:22:50,230
AMBER AND DAN ARE ON THEIR DATE.
1845
01:22:50,264 --> 01:22:51,898
IT'S LITERALLY --
1846
01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:54,117
I MEAN, I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT THE PAIN OF DEATH.
1847
01:22:54,152 --> 01:22:57,353
LIKE, IT'S LITERALLY THE PAIN
THAT SOMEBODY'S, LIKE, DYING.
1848
01:22:57,388 --> 01:23:00,357
CONTINUES TOMORROW NIGHT
1849
01:23:02,543 --> 01:23:03,477
♪
1850
01:23:05,980 --> 01:23:07,447
[ WINGS FLAPPING ]
1851
01:23:07,481 --> 01:23:10,033
AND GOING INTO IT,
I WAS LIKE, "AWESOME."
1852
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:11,468
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
I FELT GOOD.
1853
01:23:11,503 --> 01:23:13,336
AND THEN TWO ROSES LEFT,
I WAS LIKE...
1854
01:23:13,370 --> 01:23:14,738
THERE WAS, LIKE,
SOME DRAMA THAT HAPPENED.
1855
01:23:14,772 --> 01:23:19,009
AND I'D BEEN, LIKE,
BEEN RUINING ME A COUPLE DAYS.
1856
01:23:19,043 --> 01:23:20,877
YEAH.
1857
01:23:20,911 --> 01:23:22,028
[ WINGS FLAPPING ]
1858
01:23:22,063 --> 01:23:25,099
MY GOD!
1859
01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:27,567
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS FLYING AROUND?
1860
01:23:29,821 --> 01:23:30,620
IS THAT A BAT?
1861
01:23:32,057 --> 01:23:33,890
NO! YOU GUYS!
1862
01:23:33,924 --> 01:23:34,992
MIGHT BE A LITTLE BAT.
1863
01:23:35,026 --> 01:23:37,928
I HATE BATS SO MUCH.
1864
01:23:37,962 --> 01:23:39,129
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
1865
01:23:39,163 --> 01:23:39,796
[ SCREECHES ]
1866
01:23:42,317 --> 01:23:43,517
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
GETTING OUT OF HERE.
1867
01:23:43,551 --> 01:23:45,685
BATMAN HATES THEM, TOO,
BUT HE TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT.
1868
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:46,887
[ CHUCKLES ]
1869
01:23:46,921 --> 01:23:49,155
[ LAUGHS ]
1870
01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:49,673
[ LAUGHS ]
IT IS A BAT.
1871
01:23:51,176 --> 01:24:01,384
[ SCREAMS ]