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TONIGHT ON
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
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Tanner:
I'M SHOCKED TO SEE SAMANTHA
HAS BEEN THE PUPPET MASTER
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HERE IN PARADISE.
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...SAMANTHA WILL FINALLY BE
EXPOSED...
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SORRY, HOW MANY GUYS DID YOU
TALK TO BEFORE YOU CAME HERE?
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...WHEN A SHOCKING SECRET
IS REVEALED.
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Carly: SHE'S LYING,
AND PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
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[ Sobbing ]
YOU CAN'T FAKE THIS.
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Joe: AMERICA WILL SEE EXACTLY
WHO THE REAL SAMANTHA IS.
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AND LATER, TENLEY AND JOSHUA
ESCAPE TO GUADALAJARA.
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OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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Joshua: TENLEY AND I
DO HAVE CHEMISTRY.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE
THIS RELATIONSHIP GO
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I'D LIKE TO SEE
THIS RELATIONSHIP GO
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AS FAR AS POSSIBLE.
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AND YOU KNEW HE WAS COMING...
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Tanner: CHRIS IS KIND OF
A "BACHELOR" LEGEND.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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AND NOW HE'S BACK.
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Chris B.:
I'M COMING IN HOT,
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AND I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
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NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME.
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ONCE THE SUN GOES DOWN
IS WHEN BUKOWSKI COMES OUT.
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[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]
OH, MY GOD.
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CHRIS BUKOWSKI
IS A FREAKING MESS.
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BUT FIRST, JOE USED JUELIA TO
GET A ROSE AND BROKE HER HEART.
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Joe: IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF I WAS PLAYING HER OR NOT,
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I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME
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AS LONG AS SAM AND I WORK OUT.
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BUT SAMANTHA DID THE SAME
TO JOE.
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BUT SAMANTHA DID THE SAME
TO JOE.
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Joe:
RIGHT NOW I AM PISSED.
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Man: SHE'S THROWING YOU
UNDER THE BUS, BRO.
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Tanner: JOE FELL ON THE SWORD
FOR SAMANTHA.
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SHE TOOK THE SWORD AND JUST
STABBED HIM IN THE BACK.
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AND NOW SHE'S GOING ON A DATE
WITH JUSTIN.
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Joe: I'VE NEVER BEEN BACKSTABBED
LIKE THIS EVER IN MY LIFE.
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WHAT WILL JOE DO TO GET EVEN?
I'M LOSING IT!
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HOW WILL THE BIGGEST BETRAYAL
IN "BACHELOR" HISTORY
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COME TO AN END?
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FIND OUT NOW
ON ANOTHER DRAMATIC EPISODE
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OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."
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♪♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ WE'RE KNOCKING
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪
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♪ WE'RE KNOCKING
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ HOW COULD WE ASK FOR MORE? ♪
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
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♪ I SWEAR
THAT I COULD SEE FOREVER ♪
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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♪♪
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♪ I SWEAR
THAT I COULD SEE FOREVER ♪
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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AAH!
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♪♪
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Joe: LAST NIGHT, I HONESTLY
COULDN'T SLEEP AT ALL,
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UM, BECAUSE A GOOD FRIEND
OF MINE, JUSTIN,
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ASKED SAMANTHA OUT ON A DATE,
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AND SAMANTHA, UM,
SAID YES TO THAT DATE.
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IT'S THE DUMBEST [BLEEP]
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
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I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN HAVE
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I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN HAVE
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SUCH A STRONG CONNECTION
WITH SOMEBODY --
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IT'S THE BEST DATE
YOU'VE EVER HAD --
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AND THEN TWO DAYS LATER,
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YOU'RE QUESTIONING
WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL,
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SO YOU HAVE TO GO ON A DATE
WITH ANOTHER GUY.
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THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
TO ME.
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I THINK IT'S STUPID.
I THINK IT'S DUMB.
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I THINK IT'S IMMATURE.
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YEAH, AND -- AND THE THING
ABOUT IT IS, IT'S NOT FAIR.
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IT'S NOT FAIR TO JOE.
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I AM HURT.
I'M DISAPPOINTED.
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I'M FRUSTRATED.
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UM, THERE'S JUST --
THIS PARADISE [BLEEP]
IS SO CUTTHROAT.
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IT'S EVERYBODY WANTING
TO BAD-MOUTH SOMEBODY
THAT THEY DON'T KNOW,
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IT'S EVERYBODY WANTING
TO BAD-MOUTH SOMEBODY
THAT THEY DON'T KNOW,
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THROW THEM UNDER THE BUS
SO THEY CAN GET RID OF THEM,
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AND MOVE IN ON THEIR --
ON THEIR CONNECTION.
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I THINK IT'S [BLEEP]
AND IT'S NOT FAIR.
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LIKE, HONESTLY,
I WISH I WASN'T HERE.
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I WOULDN'T BE HEARTBROKEN.
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I WOULDN'T FEEL LIKE A PEE-HEAD.
I WOULDN'T FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS.
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TO THINK THAT I ACTUALLY HAD
A SHOT WITH A GIRL LIKE THAT,
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I AM A FOOL.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
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OH.
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Joe: MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
HOW IS EVERYONE?
HI.
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JOE, WERE YOU THE ONE
THAT WAVED AT ME THIS MORNING?
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AH, IT WAS. IT WAS.
OH, OKAY.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
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YOU DEFINITELY HAD --
DO YOU MIND IF I TALK TO YOU
REAL QUICK?
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YEAH, SURE.
OKAY.
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YEAH, SURE.
OKAY.
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Kirk: I DON'T KNOW.
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MY TAKE ON SAM, LIKE,
I CAN'T QUITE FIGURE IT OUT YET.
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LIKE, SOMETHING
JUST DOESN'T FEEL REAL.
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I MEAN, SAM HAS JUMPED AROUND
AND WAFFLED WITH HER DECISIONS
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SINCE SHE GOT HERE.
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I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU
A LOT LAST NIGHT.
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AND JUST, LIKE,
THAT'S NOT FAIR TO GO ON A DATE
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WHEN I HAVE YOU
ON MY MIND.
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I MEAN, I LIKE YOU. LIKE,
WHAT WE HAVE IS GOOD, YOU KNOW?
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IT'S JUST BEEN CONFUSING.
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Tanner:
SAMANTHA IS LIKE A JUGGLER,
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BUT INSTEAD OF JUGGLING BALLS,
SHE JUGGLES MEN.
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BEING THE MASTER MANIPULATOR
THAT SHE IS,
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SHE MAKES IT LOOK EASY.
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SHE MAKES IT LOOK EASY.
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SO -- SO IT WAS -- IT WAS
ALL THE DRAMA, JUST KIND OF...
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YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE
A PART OF IT, RIGHT?
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MM-HMM.
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Ashley I.:
SAMANTHA DEFINITELY HAS A POWER.
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WHEN SHE LOOKS AT YOU,
YOU'RE UNDER HER SPELL.
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SAMANTHA'S THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO GETS WHAT SHE WANTS IN LIFE.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
LAST NIGHT --
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I APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING
THAT WAS KIND OF --
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I MEAN, I DIDN'T MEAN TO --
TO BE A SMARTASS
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AND QUESTION YOU.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
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I JUST --
I GUESS I WAS JUST CONFUSED,
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AND I JUST KIND OF
WANTED TO KNOW
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WHAT WAS GOING ON
AT THE TIME.
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Jade:
I FEEL LIKE SAMMY IS PROBABLY
GONNA BE THE HOTTEST WOMAN
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Jade:
I FEEL LIKE SAMMY IS PROBABLY
GONNA BE THE HOTTEST WOMAN
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JOE WILL EVER GET IN HIS LIFE,
AND I THINK HE KNOWS THAT, TOO.
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AND BEAUTY HAS A SPELL
OVER PEOPLE.
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[ SIGHS ] I SH--
I WANT YOU TO GO ON --
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I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO GO ON
THE DATE, GO ON THE DATE.
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
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UM...
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THAT'S THE BEST NEWS THAT
I'VE RECEIVED IN EIGHT DAYS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I WAS ON CLOUD NINE ONCE
SAMANTHA TOLD ME THE GOOD NEWS.
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LOOK AT THIS SMILE ON MY FACE --
FROM EAR TO EAR, BABE.
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LOOK AT THIS SMILE ON MY FACE --
FROM EAR TO EAR, BABE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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DO YOU REALIZE
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THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY TAKEN
10 YEARS OFF OF MY LIFE?
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[ Laughing ] I'M SORRY.
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Nick: HOW'D THAT GO?
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Joe: IT WAS GOOD.
GOOD.
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REALLY GOOD, ACTUALLY.
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SHE JUST SAID THAT
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO JUSTIN
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TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM
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IF SHE'S GONNA CONTINUE
TO THINK ABOUT ME.
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OH, SHE'S THINKING
ABOUT YOU, HUH?
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YEAH.
SO IT WAS AWESOME.
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I WAS KIND OF BLOWN AWAY.
SUCKS FOR HIM, THOUGH.
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Carly: SO SAM AND JOE
ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
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SHE'S NOT GOING ON A DATE
WITH JUSTIN.
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HI.
Justin: MORNING.
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HI.
Justin: MORNING.
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COULD I TALK TO YOU?
YEAH.
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THE WHOLE THING IS SO WEIRD.
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LIKE, IT'S THIS
UP-AND-DOWN THING.
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IT'S WHATEVER SAM IS FEELING
IN THE MOMENT --
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THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS.
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SO IF SHE LIKES JOE
IN THIS MOMENT, THEN
THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS,
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AND THEN IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE HIM
THE NEXT MORNING, THEN WHATEVER.
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AND THEN IF AN HOUR LATER,
SHE WANTS HIM BACK,
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SHE CAN GET HIM, BECAUSE
SHE'S SAM AND SHE'S GORGEOUS
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AND SHE'S A MASTER MANIPULATOR,
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SO SHE CAN JUST GET
WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
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SO, WHAT'S UP?
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OH, I'M SORRY TO PUT THIS ON
YOU. I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
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UM, WANT TO BE FAIR TO YOU.
MM-HMM.
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YOU SEEM LIKE
SUCH A GREAT GUY,
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YOU SEEM LIKE
SUCH A GREAT GUY,
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AND I DON'T WANT TO GO
ON THE DATE
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AND THEN FEEL LIKE
I'M THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE,
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LIKE, AT ALL.
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I'M SHOCKED
THAT SAMANTHA'S TELLING ME
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THAT SHE'S NOT GONNA BE GOING
ON A DATE WITH ME TODAY.
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YOU DESERVE SOMEONE
THAT'S GONNA GIVE YOU
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HER COMPLETE,
FULL ATTENTION.
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I WANTED TO GO ON A DATE
WITH SAMANTHA, YOU KNOW,
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AND I'M DISAPPOINTED.
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FIGURE SOMETHING OUT HERE.
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NOW, YOU KNOW, I DEFINITELY FEEL
A LOT OF PRESSURE, YOU KNOW,
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IS ON MY SHOULDERS TO BE ABLE TO
MAKE A CONNECTION WITH SOMEONE.
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OTHERWISE I'M GOING HOME.
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AMBER,
HOW YOU DOING?
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YEAH.
HOW ARE YOU?
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YEAH.
HOW ARE YOU?
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[ GRUNTS ]
DOING ALL RIGHT.
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FEELING GOOD?
YEAH.
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A LITTLE NERVOUS.
YEAH?
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FIGURING OUT
WHAT THE HELL TO DO.
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UM...
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YOU'RE ONE OF THE GIRLS
I WAS ATTRACTED TO,
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AND I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD
LIKE TO GO OUT ON A DATE.
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I, UH -- I RE--
WE HAD AN AWESOME FIRST DATE,
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AND I THINK WE STILL ARE GOOD,
BUT --
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EXPLORING?
YEAH, UM...
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HONESTLY, WHEN I CAME OUT HERE,
OBVIOUSLY I SAID, "I WANT DAN."
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BUT DAN'S, LIKE,
REALLY BEEN SLOW WITH ME,
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SO NOW I'M GONNA TAKE A CHANCE
WITH JUSTIN.
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SO NOW I'M GONNA TAKE A CHANCE
WITH JUSTIN.
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SO, YEAH.
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SO I'M --
I GUESS THIS IS A TEST.
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MAYBE THIS WILL, LIKE, KIND OF
SEE IF HE ACTUALLY DOES LIKE ME.
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GO ON A DATE.
MAKE HIM JEALOUS.
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I'M GONNA SEE IF HE HONESTLY
MISSES ME A LITTLE BIT.
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HI.
Justin: HEY.
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YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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AND, HOPEFULLY,
IT'S GONNA MAKE DAN JEALOUS.
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ARE YOU EXCITED?
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YEAH.
I THINK IT'LL BE FUN.
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COMING UP...
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Justin:
THERE'S A LOT OF CONNECTION
THAT GOES ON WITH DANCING.
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Justin:
THERE'S A LOT OF CONNECTION
THAT GOES ON WITH DANCING.
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LIKE, THERE'S A RELATIONSHIP
THAT'S DEVELOPED THROUGH THAT.
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Amber:
IT'S SEXY, YOU KNOW?
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LIKE, SALSA DANCING IS HOT,
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AND I THINK IT'S
THIS VERY, VERY SEDUCTIVE,
221
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,027
BUT I'M CONFUSED
ABOUT THIS SITUATION,
222
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ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE,
VERY, VERY ATTRACTED TO DAN.
223
00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,099
BUT JUSTIN'S A GREAT GUY.
224
00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,267
AND LATER...
225
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Joe: THE THING ABOUT PARADISE IS
IT'S FULL OF JEALOUSY
226
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AND IT'S FULL OF SNAKY,
CUTTHROAT INDIVIDUALS.
227
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SAMANTHA, WHAT THE [BLEEP]
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
228
00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,278
SAM, WHAT YOU DID
WASN'T RIGHT, RIGHT THERE.
229
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I LIVE MY LIFE
BASED ON THE TRUTH.
230
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I LIVE MY LIFE
BASED ON THE TRUTH.
231
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,983
BUT YOU HAVE
SO MUCH TO HIDE.
EVERYBODY --
232
00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,418
THAT'S AN INSULT AND CRAZY,
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT ME.
233
00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,221
I THINK THE GROUP NEEDS TO SEE
A TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT ME --
234
00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,356
"DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO GET A ROSE."
235
00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:12,058
SHE'S LYING,
AND PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
236
00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:15,061
Joe: AMERICA WILL SEE EXACTLY
WHO THE REAL SAMANTHA IS.
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♪♪
238
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HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF, LIKE,
THE AWKWARD TURTLE?
239
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,007
AWKWARD!
240
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,041
OR IS THAT JUST ME?
241
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,009
NO,
I'VE HEARD OF IT.
242
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:29,409
YOU HEARD OF IT?
YEAH.
243
00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,410
THE WHAT?
244
00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,312
THE AWKWARD TURTLE.
245
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:35,181
IT'S LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE.
246
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,083
IS THERE SOMETHING ON THE OTHER
SIDE THAT'S GOING ON, TOO?
247
00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:38,451
YEAH.
HIS THUMB.
OH.
248
00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:42,122
Joshua: THERE'S, UH, NINE GUYS
AND EIGHT GIRLS AS OF NOW.
249
00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,324
THE WOMEN HAVE THE POWER AND
THEY'RE HANDING OUT THE ROSES.
250
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,059
YOU KNOW,
I SUPPOSE THAT MEANS
251
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:46,096
THERE'S A FEW MORE GUYS
COMING IN.
252
00:08:46,096 --> 00:08:47,227
THERE'S A FEW MORE GUYS
COMING IN.
253
00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,328
IT'S PRETTY STRESSFUL.
254
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I MEAN, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE
MORE GUYS COME IN,
255
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,464
'CAUSE THEN THAT'S A THREAT
FOR US.
256
00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,134
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
257
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GOT A NEW GUY
OVER THERE.
258
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,003
Joe: WHO IS IT?
259
00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,104
I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE.
260
00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,406
HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS.
261
00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,241
TALL DUDE, DARK HAIR.
262
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,375
Woman: NO ONE
YOU RECOGNIZE?
263
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,377
NO, DEF--
I-I ONLY KNOW OUR SEASON.
264
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,378
Man:
WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?
265
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,414
KIND OF GOT A BEAK ON HIM
A LITTLE BIT.
266
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,282
Joe: A BEAK ON HIM?
[ SQUEAKS ]
267
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,051
Woman: WHO'S GOT A NOSE?
Man: CHRIS?
268
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,318
Carly:
CHRIS BUKOWSKI?
269
00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,187
WHAT SEASON
IS THIS GUY FROM?
270
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,096
Joe: "BACHELORETTE" --
ANDY, EMILY,
271
00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:17,190
Joe: "BACHELORETTE" --
ANDY, EMILY,
272
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,325
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE 1,"
"BACHELOR PAD."
273
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,194
BASICALLY HE'S BEEN
ON EVERYTHING.
274
00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,998
[ Laughing ] WHAT'S UP?
HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
275
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,000
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
276
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,235
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK
WITH US AGAIN?
277
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,370
IT'S PARADISE.
278
00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,205
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO,
HOPEFULLY --
279
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,107
YOU KNOW, MY --
MY HOPES ARE ALWAYS HIGH.
280
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,143
SO YOU ARE ENTERING INTO A WEEK
WHERE THE WOMEN HOLD THE POWER.
MM-HMM.
281
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,446
THEY'RE GONNA BE HANDING OUT
THE ROSES THIS WEEK.
OKAY.
282
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,214
SO, BY THE NEXT
ROSE CEREMONY,
283
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,349
YOU NEED TO BE IN
SOMEWHAT OF A RELATIONSHIP...
RIGHT.
284
00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,418
...TO BE GIVEN A ROSE
SO YOU CAN STAY IN PARADISE.
285
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,096
I'M GOOD AT MAKING THINGS
GO FAST, SO...
286
00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:47,220
I'M GOOD AT MAKING THINGS
GO FAST, SO...
287
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,022
YEAH,
WE KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
288
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:52,058
UM, SO I HAVE A LITTLE AMMO
FOR YOU -- A DATE CARD.
AWESOME.
289
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,060
THERE'S ALREADY
SOME RELATIONSHIPS,
OBVIOUSLY, GOING ON.
290
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,062
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
FIGURE THAT OUT AND GET
THE LAY OF THE LAND,
291
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,031
BUT OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE THERE
IS GONNA HELP YOU OUT.
292
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,299
GOOD LUCK HERE
IN PARADISE, AGAIN.
THANK YOU.
293
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,001
YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING --
FIFTH TIME'S THE CHARM.
294
00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,069
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
295
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,003
THANKS, CHRIS.
ENJOY.
296
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,440
Chris B.:
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
297
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,243
I'M DIFFERENT,
I-I MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT,
298
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,979
AND [CHUCKLES]
I GET PLEASURE OUT OF IT.
299
00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,180
SO I'M COMING IN HOT,
300
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,096
AND, UH, I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
301
00:10:16,096 --> 00:10:18,084
AND, UH, I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.
302
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,185
HELLO, THERE.
303
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,220
OH!
WELCOME.
304
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,321
[ Chuckling ]
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
305
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,289
Joshua: I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO CHRIS BUKOWSKI IS.
306
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,492
I KNOW THIS IS LIKE
HIS FIFTH APPEARANCE
307
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:28,128
ON A "BACHELOR" FRANCHISE SHOW,
308
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,430
WHICH IS RATHER IMPRESSIVE
ON ITS OWN.
309
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,198
I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
IMPATIENTLY WAITING
310
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,466
FOR ME TO GET HERE.
I CAN'T --
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME.
311
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,368
CHRIS IS KIND OF
A "BACHELOR" LEGEND.
312
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,237
THE GUYS FEEL PRETTY NERVOUS.
313
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,972
HE'S SOME TOUGH COMPETITION.
314
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,206
Man: OOH, ALL EYES ON YOU,
MY MAN.
315
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,241
WOW.
316
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,442
ALL RIGHT.
317
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,344
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST KIND OF
READ THIS DATE CARD, THEN.
318
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,345
[ LAUGHS ]
319
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,096
"CHRIS, WELCOME BACK
TO PARADISE."
320
00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:48,014
"CHRIS, WELCOME BACK
TO PARADISE."
321
00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,315
OF COURSE, ROUND TWO.
322
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,452
UM, "CHOOSE A WOMAN TO JOIN YOU
FOR TOMORROW'S DATE."
323
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,388
SO I GOT SOME TIME
TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
324
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,223
[ CHUCKLES ]
Tenley:
CAN WE GET YOU A DRINK?
325
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,125
OH, YEAH.
VODKA SODA WOULD BE GREAT.
326
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:04,397
♪♪
327
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,436
OH, THIS IS AWESOME.
328
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:15,308
THIS IS MY FIRST ONE-ON-ONE
DATE, AND I'M EXCITED FOR IT.
329
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,096
DO YOU SURF?
330
00:11:16,096 --> 00:11:16,409
DO YOU SURF?
331
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,945
UH, PBHT, I WAKEBOARD.
332
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:22,148
AMBER AND I ARE KIND OF TAKING
IN THE SIGHTS OF SAYULITA.
333
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,184
YOU KNOW,
IT'S A BEACH COMMUNITY,
334
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,985
AND IT'S JUST SUCH A COOL TOWN.
335
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,454
SO, IF WE HAD TIME TO SHOP,
WHERE WOULD YOU SHOP?
336
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,256
PROBABLY THERE.
OH, MY GOD.
337
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,991
[ LAUGHS ]
338
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,393
Amber:
OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE KNOWS
339
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,129
THAT DAN'S THE REASON
WHY I CAME HERE.
340
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,263
[ ANGELIC CHOIR ]
341
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:43,203
HE'S AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL,
KISSABLE, LOVEABLE.
342
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,096
BUT DAN'S BEEN SLOW WITH ME,
SO I ACCEPTED JUSTIN'S DATE.
343
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:49,108
BUT DAN'S BEEN SLOW WITH ME,
SO I ACCEPTED JUSTIN'S DATE.
344
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,311
MY BEST-CASE SCENARIO --
345
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:55,081
I FIND A GOOD FRIEND OUT
OF JUSTIN AND MAKE DAN JEALOUS.
346
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:58,251
NEVER GOTTEN A TATTOO BEFORE,
EXCEPT FOR ONE OF US...
OKAY.
347
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,253
...AND WE'RE ALL LIKE,
"HEY, LET'S ALL GET A TATTOO.
348
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,454
AND..."
349
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,091
[ SALSA MUSIC PLAYING ]
350
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,192
HEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
351
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,461
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
WE HEAR, LIKE, AWESOME MUSIC,
352
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,196
AND I'M, LIKE,
ALREADY DANCING.
353
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,331
LIKE, I LOVE MUSIC.
354
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:15,268
AND THERE'S A WHOLE,
LIKE, SALSA SCENE GOING ON.
355
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,096
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
356
00:12:16,096 --> 00:12:18,404
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
357
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,406
WHOO!
358
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,411
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
359
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,413
AH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
360
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:31,084
I LOVE DANCING,
AND I LOVE SALSA.
361
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:36,089
I THINK IT'S THIS VERY, VERY
SEDUCTIVE AND SEXY DANCE,
362
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,124
AND, I MEAN,
THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
363
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,158
TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE.
364
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,227
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S FAST!
365
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,262
5, 6, 7.
366
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,999
1, 2, 3.
5, 6, 7.
367
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:46,096
OH.
368
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:47,400
OH.
369
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,335
JUSTIN DOES HAVE
TWO LEFT FEET.
370
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,137
BUT HE GAVE HIS ALL.
371
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:55,074
ACTUALLY, LIKE,
HE DID A GOOD JOB, HONESTLY.
372
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,175
HE KIND OF GOT IT.
373
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,411
AND HE, LIKE, DIPPED ME
AT ONE POINT LIKE, "AH!"
374
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,381
WHOO!
375
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,383
[ UP-TEMPO SALSA MUSIC PLAYING ]
376
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,120
IT'S SEXY, YOU KNOW?
377
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,321
LIKE, SALSA DANCING IS HOT,
378
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:15,228
AND THE WAY JUSTIN IS TWIRLING
ME AND MAKING ME FEEL SEXY
379
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,096
AND WE'RE GETTING CLOSER
AND CLOSER TOGETHER,
380
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,064
AND WE'RE GETTING CLOSER
AND CLOSER TOGETHER,
381
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,232
AND I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.
382
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,000
IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT."
383
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,036
WHOO!
384
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,272
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
385
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,974
HE'S HOT!
386
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,342
[ PANTS ]
387
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,443
SO HOT.
388
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,346
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
389
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,315
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, NICE.
390
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,285
I GOT TO SAY,
AMBER HIPS ARE VERY HYPNOTIZING.
391
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:43,289
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
392
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,291
THERE'S A LOT OF CONNECTION
THAT GOES ON IN DANCING.
393
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,096
LIKE, THERE'S A RELATIONSHIP
THAT'S DEVELOPED THROUGH THAT.
394
00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,094
LIKE, THERE'S A RELATIONSHIP
THAT'S DEVELOPED THROUGH THAT.
395
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,296
IT FELT SO GOOD,
AND IT FELT SO RIGHT.
396
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,298
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
397
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,312
Amber:
I HAD AN AMAZING TIME.
398
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,047
I HAD SO MUCH FUN,
399
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:11,084
BUT IT'S LIKE I'M CONFUSED
ABOUT THIS SITUATION,
400
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,320
ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE,
VERY, VERY ATTRACTED TO DAN.
401
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,096
BUT JUSTIN'S A GREAT GUY.
402
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,091
BUT JUSTIN'S A GREAT GUY.
403
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,428
I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY CONFUSED.
404
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,067
DID I MAKE A MISTAKE?
405
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,069
[ CHUCKLES ]
406
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,312
AAH [BLEEP]
407
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,420
Nick:
WHAT -- WHAT'S YOU PLAN?
408
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,390
I'M INTERESTED IN CHATTING
WITH EVERYBODY, BUT TENLEY.
409
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,291
SHE'S PROBABLY NUMBER ONE
ON MY LEADERBOARD RIGHT NOW.
410
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,226
OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
411
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,994
SHE'D BE FUN
FOR SURE.
412
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,329
ARE YOU ASKING TONIGHT,
OR YOU ASKING TOMORROW?
413
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,264
OH, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHEN -- IF YOUR DATE
IS A MORNING DATE OR...
414
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,465
I'M GONNA -- I'LL PROBABLY --
I'LL ASK TONIGHT.
YEAH?
415
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,134
I'M SURE THE DATE'S
IN THE MORNING.
416
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,369
ONCE THE SUN GOES DOWN
IS WHEN BUKOWSKI COMES OUT.
417
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,072
THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT
WHO I WANT TO TAKE ON THIS DATE,
418
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,975
BUT TODAY WE'RE GONNA DRINK.
WE'RE GONNA PARTY.
419
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,243
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
420
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,146
♪♪
421
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,082
Chris B.:
I'M LIKE THREE VODKAS DEEP.
PERFECT. PERFECT.
422
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:16,096
Woman:
THAT'S YOUR THIRD?
THAT'S YOUR FREE WORKOUT.
423
00:15:16,096 --> 00:15:17,250
Woman:
THAT'S YOUR THIRD?
THAT'S YOUR FREE WORKOUT.
424
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,285
OH, I'VE BEEN DRINKING
SINCE LIKE 9:30.
425
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,319
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD,
426
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,355
BECAUSE CHRIS GOT
A DATE CARD THIS MORNING
427
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,092
AND SEVERAL HOURS HAVE PAST BY
AND HE HASN'T ASKED ANYBODY.
428
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,160
CHEERS.
CHEERS.
429
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,428
HE SEEMS KIND OF DISINTERESTED
430
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,165
AND JUST SEEMS TO BE PREOCCUPIED
WITH DRINKING.
431
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,401
"BACHELOR PAD" WAS THE BEST SHOW
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED.
432
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,170
LOOK AT THAT POUR.
433
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,337
THAT'S A GOOD POUR.
434
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,440
CHRIS B.'s HAD QUITE A BIT
TO DRINK. YEAH, HE HAS.
435
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,375
MORE...VODKA.
436
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,144
MAYBE HE'S JUST HERE
TO, LIKE, HANG OUT IN PARADISE,
437
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,096
BUT, IN ORDER TO STAY,
HE'S GOT TO GO ON A DATE.
438
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:47,280
BUT, IN ORDER TO STAY,
HE'S GOT TO GO ON A DATE.
439
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,048
I CAN HARDLY SEE.
440
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,416
[ LAUGHTER ]
441
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,218
IT'S LIKE 5:00 --
I'M HAMMERED.
442
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,120
LET'S TALK ABOUT CHRIS
FOR A SECOND.
443
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,056
HOW FRICKIN' GROSS IS HE?
444
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,257
"DOUCHEY"
IS JUST THE WORD.
445
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,459
"DOUCHEY"?
YEAH.
446
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,093
DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT
BEFORE?
447
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,095
EH, I WOULDN'T SAY
THE WORD "DOUCHEY."
448
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,197
OKAY, WHAT'D YOU SAY?
449
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,331
[ Chuckling ]
MAYBE A TOOL BAG.
450
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,201
Ashley S.: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CHRIS IS DOING HERE,
451
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,436
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TIME
HE THINKS HE HAS HERE,
452
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,339
BUT, LIKE, CHRIS BETTER,
LIKE, SOBER UP
453
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,374
AND GET SOMEBODY ON A DATE.
454
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,096
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
455
00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:17,109
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
456
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,047
OH, LORD.
HE'S IN AGAIN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
457
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,315
GOOD JOB, CHRIS.
458
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,950
DON'T "GOOD JOB" ME.
459
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,151
Jared: IS HE OKAY?
460
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,419
HE'S REALLY DRUNK.
461
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,354
THAT'S HOW HE GETS.
SUPER WEIRD WHEN HE GETS DRUNK.
462
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,022
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.
463
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,124
WAIT, SO DO WE KNOW
WHO HE'S GOING TO ASK?
464
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,328
Nick: UH, YEP.
465
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,230
I DON'T -- WELL,
BEING IN THE STATE HE'S IN,
466
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,264
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
467
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,298
OH, HE'S GONNA BE --
468
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,433
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING,
469
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,034
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT, LIKE,
SOMEBODY TO, LIKE, GO RUN TO HER
470
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,102
AND TELL HER ANYTHING
AHEAD OF TIME,
471
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,072
SO I THINK IT'S BETTER
IF THERE'S NO WARNING.
472
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:46,096
I DON'T KNOW, LIKE...
YEAH.
473
00:16:46,096 --> 00:16:47,306
I DON'T KNOW, LIKE...
YEAH.
474
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,442
Carly: I FEEL BAD FOR TENLEY,
BECAUSE, AT THIS POINT,
475
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,311
CHRIS BUKOWSKI
IS A FREAKING MESS.
476
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,116
YES, WE ARE GONNA HEAD DOWN
TO THE [BLEEP] BONFIRE.
477
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,356
I FEEL LIKE I HUD--
I HAD A DRINK, OR NO.
478
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,458
MAYBE? YEAH?
479
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,093
DID I HAVE A DRINK
OR NO?
480
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,995
I THINK CHRIS B.
NEEDS ANOTHER DRINK.
RIGHT?
481
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,330
Dan: CHRIS HAS THE DATE CARD,
AND HE'S GONNA ASK TENLEY.
482
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,301
I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT,
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE GOOD...
483
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,096
NO MATTER WHAT.
484
00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:16,302
NO MATTER WHAT.
485
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,237
I'M GONNA GO SIT
BY THESE GIRLS.
486
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,238
WHOA!
487
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:22,241
[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]
IT'S OKAY.
488
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,919
Amber: HEY!
489
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,186
Woman: HELLO! YAY!
490
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,122
HELLO.
491
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,089
HOW'S IT GOING?
492
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,124
HEY! HOW WAS IT?
493
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,325
Justin: OH, IT WAS
AN AWESOME TIME.
494
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,862
WE WENT DOWNTOWN SAYULITA,
AND WE WENT TO THE BEACH.
495
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,230
SALSA.
UH, KICKED IT OVER THERE.
496
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,099
Amber:
I WENT ON A DATE WITH JUSTIN,
497
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,101
AND WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
498
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,875
I THINK JUSTIN THINKS WE HAD
A GREAT TIME, TOO, AND WE DID.
499
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:52,972
I THINK JUSTIN THINKS WE HAD
A GREAT TIME, TOO, AND WE DID.
500
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,206
AND IT WAS, LIKE, AWESOME.
501
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,976
AND I THINK THAT'S WHY
I STARTED CRYING,
502
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,878
BECAUSE I WAS LIKE,
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,"
503
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,848
BECAUSE I'M SITTING HERE
WITH A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUSTIN,
504
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:09,889
THINKING...DAN'S
THE ONE I HONESTLY WANT.
505
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,257
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
506
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,258
HEY.
507
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,026
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD.
508
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,294
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY?
509
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,896
YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
510
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,264
OKAY.
YOU WANT TO GO DOWN
TO THE BEACH?
511
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,298
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY.
512
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,875
WITH DAN, WHEN I HANG OUT WITH
HIM, IT'S LIKE, "I TRUST YOU.
513
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:27,106
WITH DAN, WHEN I HANG OUT WITH
HIM, IT'S LIKE, "I TRUST YOU.
514
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:31,010
"I -- WHEN YOU TALK TO ME,
IT'S LIKE, IT'S TRUE."
515
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,146
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM
IN THE MORNING,
516
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:38,017
AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES
GOING OUT WITH SOME OTHER GUY
517
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,953
JUST TO REALIZE THAT, "OH,
I ACTUALLY DO HAVE FEELINGS."
518
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,991
WAIT, CAN WE TALK ABOUT
THE BATHING SUIT REAL QUICK?
519
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,292
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
JUST WENT SALSAING.
520
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,060
WE DID.
AND THEN...?
521
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,296
[ LAUGHS ]
522
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,297
[ GROANS ]
523
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,875
UH, YEAH.
MM-HMM.
524
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,100
UH, YEAH.
MM-HMM.
525
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,236
I MEAN, WE DID KISS,
AND WE HAD FUN ON OUR DATE...
YEAH.
526
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:00,172
...AND EVERYTHING AND...
527
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,941
I JUST -- IT'S...
528
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,310
[ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW.
529
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,312
HONESTLY, LIKE,
IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, I WAS...
530
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,148
YEAH.
...THINKING ABOUT YOU.
531
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,319
AND I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING.
YEAH.
532
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,956
I DON'T KNOW IF...
533
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,891
AND, LIKE, BEFORE I EVEN LEFT,
I WAS LIKE,
534
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,159
"AM I MAKING
THE RIGHT CHOICE?"
535
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,875
LIKE -- LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL, AND...
536
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:23,162
LIKE -- LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL, AND...
537
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,897
WELL, AND SO --
AND THAT'S --
538
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:29,869
SO, LIKE, TODAY, UM, WHEN YOU,
LIKE, GOT ASKED ON A DATE --
539
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,837
IT BASICALLY
SPEEDS UP THINGS, RIGHT?
540
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,240
LIKE, YOU HAVE TO
THEN MAKE DECISIONS.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH.
541
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,877
AND THEN WHEN, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
I SAW YOU GUYS LEAVE, LIKE I --
542
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,880
I-I DIDN'T HAVE THAT, LIKE,
LIKE, "OH, MY GOD" FEELING,
543
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,081
LIKE, "WHAT DID I DO?"
544
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,317
LIKE, "WHAT DID I --
LIKE, WHO -- WHY DID I
LET THIS PERSON GO?"
545
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,952
LIKE, IT'S NOTHING --
546
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,255
LIKE, IT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU
AT ALL, IT'S JUST LIKE,
547
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,857
I DON'T KNOW IF THE CONNECTION
IS THERE OR STRONG ENOUGH.
548
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,875
LIKE,
I LOVE YOU AS A PERSON.
549
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,193
LIKE,
I LOVE YOU AS A PERSON.
550
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,162
LIKE,
I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.
551
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,266
I-I GUESS YOU CAN'T JUST,
YOU KNOW --
552
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,035
YOU CAN'T FORCE SOMETHING
THAT'S NOT THERE, YOU KNOW?
553
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,872
NOW I'M, LIKE,
REALLY CONFUSED.
554
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,274
HONESTLY.
555
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,210
YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE LAST THING
I WANT TO DO IS LEAD YOU ON
556
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,279
AND, LIKE, GIVE YOU FALSE HOPE
OR PROMISES,
557
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,849
BUT, LIKE, NOTHING TAKES AWAY,
LIKE, THE DATE WE HAD
558
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,017
OR THE TIME WE HAD
THIS WEEK.
559
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,252
LIKE, I'M GLAD WE DI--
LIKE, I'M -- I'M --
560
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,021
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I REALLY AM.
561
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:22,875
LIKE...
562
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,023
LIKE...
563
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,130
BUT, UM, LIKE, I...
564
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:35,234
HAVE NO DOUBT BEYOND THIS PLACE,
WE'RE GONNA BE...FRIENDS.
565
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,004
NOW I REALLY WANT TO GO
IN THE OCEAN
566
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,840
AND JUST, LIKE,
KIND OF FLOAT AWAY.
567
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,075
I'M SORRY.
ME TOO.
568
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,844
BUT LIKE -- LIKE YOU SAID,
I'D RATHER...
569
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,078
NO. I KNOW.
YOU ARE VERY HONEST, SO --
570
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,279
I'D RATHER BE HONEST
WITH YOU NOW,
571
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:51,217
THAN PULL A JOE
AND PROMISE YOU THE WORLD.
572
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,875
UM, BUT, YEAH, I MEAN I'D LO--
I'D -- I'D LOVE TO STICK AROUND,
573
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,187
UM, BUT, YEAH, I MEAN I'D LO--
I'D -- I'D LOVE TO STICK AROUND,
574
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,022
BUT YOU HAVE TO DO
WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU.
575
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,157
AND ME.
YEAH.
576
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,261
Amber:
I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.
577
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,332
I REGRET GOING OUT WITH JUSTIN.
578
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:09,235
I KIND OF BLEW IT.
579
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,970
I DO REGRET IT.
580
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,908
Mikey: COME ON.
TELL US WHAT HE SAID.
581
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,309
He doesn't like me!
582
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,011
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
HE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
583
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,947
WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS
IN A LITTLE BIT.
ALL RIGHT.
584
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:22,875
Dan: I REALLY DON'T SEE ANYTHING
MOVING FORWARD WITH AMBER.
585
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,050
Dan: I REALLY DON'T SEE ANYTHING
MOVING FORWARD WITH AMBER.
586
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,318
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
I JUST --
587
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,187
THE CONNECTION'S NOT THERE
BETWEEN US.
588
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,157
THERE'S A ROSE UP THIS WEEK, BUT
I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH HER.
589
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,893
I CAN'T LEAD HER ON
JUST TO GET A ROSE TO STAY HERE.
590
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,195
AT LEAST HE WAS HONEST.
591
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:41,233
IT HURTS, AND NO WOMAN WANTS
TO BE IN THAT SITUATION AT ALL.
592
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,269
IT'S TOUGH.
593
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,839
IT'S LIKE KIND OF IN MY HANDS
TO PICK WHO GOES HOME.
594
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,942
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THERE
IS SOMEONE HERE FOR ME.
595
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,875
[ SIGHS ]
596
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:53,145
[ SIGHS ]
597
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,047
IT JUST SUCKS.
598
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:02,221
HOW WAS DAY ONE FOR YOU, CHRIS?
WAS IT ALL RIGHT?
599
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,289
MAN, IT WAS SOLID.
600
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,858
SOLID?
YEAH, PRETTY NORMAL.
601
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,126
[ CHUCKLES ]
602
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,995
WHEN YOU GONNA ANNOUNCE
YOUR DATE?
603
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,230
OR ASK YOUR DATE?
TONIGHT.
604
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,933
REALLY?
YEAH.
605
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,100
UH-OH.
YEAH.
606
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,102
CHRIS IS JUST SIMPLY
BEING A FOOL.
607
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,971
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO PUT IT.
608
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,306
HE'S JUST A DRUNK MESS.
609
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,308
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
610
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,079
WHAT'S -- WH--
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
611
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,280
HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
612
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,082
AND I THINK HE ALMOST
JUST FELL IN THE FIRE.
613
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,186
AND CHRIS HAS THIS DATE CARD.
HE HAS YET TO HAND IT OUT.
614
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,855
THIS GUY IS JUST, LIKE,
615
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,057
THE ABSOLUTE BIGGEST FOOL
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
616
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,325
YEAH, NO. HE'S JUST LIKE,
"SOMETHING'S WRONG."
617
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,893
[ LAUGHS ]
618
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,963
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
YOU. YOU. BOTH OF YOU.
619
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,966
YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED
TO GO ON A DATE WITH CHRIS.
620
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,901
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN TO HIM.
621
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,036
I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD ASK
SOMEBODY ON A DATE TONIGHT.
622
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,037
Chris B.:
I'M GOING TO.
623
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:52,875
SO, TENLEY'S
YOUR PLAN "A" AND...
YEAH.
624
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,173
SO, TENLEY'S
YOUR PLAN "A" AND...
YEAH.
625
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,909
PLAN "B" IS I DON'T HAVE
A PLAN "B". [ CHUCKLES ]
626
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:57,977
WELL, YOU DON'T NEED ONE
627
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:58,978
IF YOU KNOW YOUR PLAN "A"
IS GONNA WORK.
628
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,247
WE'LL SEE WHAT SHE SAYS.
629
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,048
SO, THEN,
YOU NEED A PLAN "B".
630
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,332
HE'S, LIKE,
NOT EVEN HERE.
631
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,875
HE SEEMS SO...
DRUNKY RIGHT NOW.
632
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:23,102
HE SEEMS SO...
DRUNKY RIGHT NOW.
633
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,905
HE'S SCHWASTY-FACEDED.
634
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,140
I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT WOULD
BE FUN, EVEN AS A FRIEND.
635
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,208
HI.
636
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,110
[ Laughing ]
ARE YOU DRUNK AS DRUNK CAN BE?
637
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,177
LET'S TAKE --
CAN WE TAKE A WALK?
638
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,946
THIS WAY?
ME AND YOU?
639
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:34,847
YEAH, SURE.
640
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:37,850
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
641
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,018
ARE YOU --
I'M NOT DRUNK.
642
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,219
YES, YOU ARE.
YOU SEEM SO DRUNK.
643
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,154
NO WAY.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
644
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,256
Ashley S.: AT THIS POINT,
I FEEL BAD FOR TENLEY.
645
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,258
I KNOW SHE'S A STRONG GIRL,
AND SHE'LL BE ABLE TO,
646
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,094
LIKE, STAND HER GROUND
DURING THE CONVERSATION,
647
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,964
BUT I'M SURE
IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD.
648
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:52,875
SIT.
649
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:52,965
SIT.
650
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,000
NO PROBLEMO.
651
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,335
ALL RIGHT.
652
00:23:56,335 --> 00:24:00,205
ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH
THE ONLY PERSON
653
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,274
THAT I WOULD KIND OF LIKE
TO TAKE OUT,
654
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:09,148
SO I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT
ON MY DATE THAT I HAVE TOMORROW.
655
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,282
[ CHUCKLES ]
656
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,852
CHRIS HAS JUST ASKED ME
ON HIS DATE,
657
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:18,924
AND HE CAN BARELY SPEAK.
658
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,092
I WANT TO HELP THE SITUATION,
659
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,261
'CAUSE I ALSO KNOW THAT MOST
OF THE GIRLS WOULD SAY NO.
660
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:22,875
IT'S JUST -- IT'S AWKWARD.
661
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,163
IT'S JUST -- IT'S AWKWARD.
662
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,098
I'M FLATTERED
THAT YOU'VE ASKED,
663
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,299
AND I WOULD LOVE TO GET
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU
664
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,934
AND KNOW YOU BETTER,
665
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:31,870
BUT I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD BE
STRICTLY AS A FRIEND.
666
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,906
BUT I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING HERE,
667
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,240
AND I FEEL LIKE
THAT WE HAVE THAT ADVANTAGE
668
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,276
OF STARTING OFF AS FRIENDS,
'CAUSE WE KNOW EACH OTHER,
669
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,011
AND THEN SEEING
WHERE IT GOES FROM THERE.
670
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:42,848
I'M FLATTERED,
BUT I WOULDN'T LET YOU KISS ME.
671
00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:44,016
[ LAUGHS ]
672
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,317
AW, YOU MIGHT CHANGE
YOUR MIND LATER ON.
673
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,886
[ GASPS ] CHRIS, NO!
674
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,188
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.
LIKE, I --
675
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,856
LIKE, HOW LONG ARE YOU
GONNA THINK ABOUT IT, THOUGH?
676
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,875
WELL, DO YOU WANT TO ASK
SOMEBODY ELSE?
677
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:52,992
WELL, DO YOU WANT TO ASK
SOMEBODY ELSE?
678
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,093
I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK
SOMEBODY ELSE.
679
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,260
OKAY.
680
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,996
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
681
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,030
I MEAN, IN THEORY.
682
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,333
WAIT, OKAY, SO TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE HEARING ME SAY.
683
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:05,004
"YOU SHOULD GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE
TO GO OUT WITH YOU --"
684
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,839
LEAVING IT WITH FRIENDSHIP,
LIKE...
685
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,073
OKAY.
...DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
686
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,976
NO. OKAY.
687
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,879
I FEEL LIKE I'M INTERESTED
IN JOSHUA
688
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,881
IN --
ON A ROMANTIC LEVEL,
689
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:20,252
AND I'M INTERESTED
IN A FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU.
690
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:21,920
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
691
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,875
SURE.
692
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:23,889
SURE.
693
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,190
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
REALLY, THOUGH.
694
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,325
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
695
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:29,061
ALL RIGHT, JUST TELL ME
ASK SOMEONE ELSE.
696
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,029
IT'S COOL.
697
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,063
WHO HAVE YOU ASKED?
698
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,032
NOBODY.
YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL I'VE ASKED.
699
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,967
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK?
700
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,135
IF -- BESIDES ME.
YOU.
701
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,270
OKAY.
702
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,873
IF YOU'RE NOT INTO IT,
THEN I'M NOT INTO IT, EITHER.
703
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,008
OKAY, I -- OKAY. I'M NOT INTO IT
IN A ROMANTIC WAY, NO.
704
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,143
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. IT'S FINE.
705
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,844
OKAY.
OKAY.
706
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:47,046
THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME.
707
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,315
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
708
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,284
WELL, THANK YOU.
709
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,956
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
710
00:25:57,956 --> 00:25:59,024
OKAY.
OH.
711
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,959
I JUST GOT ASKED OUT
ON A DATE.
712
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:03,028
[ Laughing ]
SHUT UP!
713
00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:04,229
UM, I SAID NO.
714
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,865
Joshua: I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT
HE WAS GONNA ASK YOU ON A DATE.
715
00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:08,100
I JUST THOUGHT
HE WAS GONNA TALK TO YOU.
716
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,168
HE'S REALLY DRUNK, TOO.
717
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,269
WHAT?
HE'S REALLY DRUNK, TOO.
CHRIS.
718
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:12,104
JUSTIN?
OH, OH, YEAH.
719
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,906
Tenley:
I JUST HATE HURTING --
720
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,007
I FELT LIKE I WANTED TO CRY
721
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:18,210
JUST 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE
I HURT HIS FEELINGS.
722
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:21,880
I THINK HE MIGHT -- I THINK
HE MIGHT NOT REMEMBER IT.
723
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,875
I WAS JUST FEELING
FOR CHRIS.
724
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,249
I WAS JUST FEELING
FOR CHRIS.
725
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:29,088
EVEN IF HE WAS DOUSED IN ALCOHOL
FOR THE DAY AND TAKEN UNDER,
726
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,290
IT TAKES COURAGE
TO ASK ANYBODY ON A DATE,
727
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,259
EVEN AS A FRIEND, AND...
728
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,295
AW, MAN.
IT'S JUST A MESS.
729
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:37,930
WHAT HAPPENED?
730
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,298
I'M GONNA GO ASK HIM
IF I CAN HAVE IT.
731
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:42,134
CHRIS BUKOWSKI JUST ASKED TENLEY
OUT ON A DATE,
732
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,235
SHE TOLD HIM "NO",
733
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,003
BUT HE NEVER DID
GET HIS DATE CARD OUT,
734
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:47,005
AND THERE'S NO REASON
TO WASTE A DATING CARD
735
00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:49,007
WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY
ABSOLUTELY WASTED YOURSELF.
736
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:50,309
HEY, MAN.
Chris B.:
WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
737
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,244
HOW YOU FEELING?
738
00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:52,875
YOU KNOW.
739
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:53,245
YOU KNOW.
740
00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,880
BROUGHT YOUR CARD
OVER HERE.
741
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,914
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
HUH?
742
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:56,882
HANGIN' AND BANGIN'.
743
00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,117
YEAH?
744
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,319
I WAS, UH...
745
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:03,222
WONDERING IF IT
WAS SOMETHING THAT...
746
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:04,857
IF YOU WEREN'T GONNA BE ABLE
TO USE YOURSELF,
747
00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:06,058
THERE'S NO REASON
TO PUT SOMETHING
748
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:08,994
THAT'S MOST LIKELY GONNA BE
A WHOLE LOT OF FUN TO WASTE.
749
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,963
YEAH, I HEAR YOU.
IT IS YOUR DATE CARD.
750
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,232
I WAS JUST GONNA ASK IF...
751
00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:16,935
I, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WOULDN'T
MIND IF I SNAGGED IT FROM YOU.
752
00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,875
UGH, MAN.
753
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:22,908
UGH, MAN.
754
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:25,177
THIS SUCKS.
755
00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,179
♪♪
756
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:34,887
GONNA MAKE GOOD USE
OF THIS?
757
00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:38,157
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU I'D
MAKE EXCELLENT USE OUT OF THAT.
758
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,995
ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.
759
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,196
SERIOUS?
760
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,064
TAKE IT.
MAKE GOOD USE OF IT.
761
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,933
OH, MAN.
OH, I GUARANTEE YOU.
762
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,935
TAKE 'ER EASY.
ABSOLUTELY.
763
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:55,874
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
764
00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,875
GO HOME.
765
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,076
YOU OUT OF HERE?
THAT'S IT?
766
00:27:58,076 --> 00:27:59,278
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
767
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,979
SURE?
768
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,948
WHAT AM I GONNA
STICK AROUND FOR?
I DON'T KNOW.
769
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,983
TENLEY?
770
00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:07,219
WOULD YOU WANT TO GO
ON A DATE WITH ME?
771
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,188
Woman: AWW.
YES!
772
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,923
MY NAME'S NOT CHRIS,
BUT...
773
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:14,293
OH, WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE JOSHUA,
SO, YES, I WOULD LOVE TO.
774
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,995
[ APPLAUSE ]
YEAH!
775
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,232
[ GROANS ]
776
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,301
Tenley: [ Echoing ]
I THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND.
777
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:22,875
STRICTLY AS A FRIEND.
778
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:23,835
STRICTLY AS A FRIEND.
779
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:24,970
I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK
SOMEBODY ELSE.
780
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:26,238
CONGRATS, GUYS.
Joshua: THANK YOU.
781
00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:27,873
Tenley: [ Echoing ]
STRICTLY FRIENDSHIP.
782
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:28,907
SERIOUSLY, CHRIS,
JUST AS FRIENDS.
783
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:30,075
GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU.
784
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,977
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO
TO BED.
785
00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:34,980
I WOULDN'T LET YOU KISS ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
786
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,181
[ GRUNTS ] OOF.
787
00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:40,118
WHY'D I DO THAT?
AHH, STUPID.
788
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,923
Chris H.: [ Echoing ]
FIFTH TIME'S THE CHARM.
789
00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,158
Joe: [ Echoing ] OH, HELL,
HE'S ON EVERY SEASON.
790
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,292
I WOULDN'T LET YOU KISS ME.
791
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,261
"BACHELORETTE" --
ANDY, EMILY,
792
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,096
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE 1."
793
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:52,875
Ashley I.: [ Echoing ]
HOW FRICKIN' GROSS IS HE?
A TOOL BAG.
794
00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:53,198
Ashley I.: [ Echoing ]
HOW FRICKIN' GROSS IS HE?
A TOOL BAG.
795
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:54,333
I WOULDN'T LET YOU KISS ME.
796
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,134
Tanner: EVERYONE THINKS
HE'S JUST BEING AN IDIOT.
797
00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:58,070
Woman:
YOU LOOK BETTER ON CAMERA.
A TOOL BAG.
798
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,905
I WOULDN'T LET YOU KISS ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
799
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,073
Chris B.: [ Echoing ]
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
800
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,075
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
801
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,849
COMING UP...
802
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,150
THIS IS AMAZING!
803
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,352
WE'RE IN GUADALAJARA.
804
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:15,220
Tenley: I'VE NEVER BEEN ON
A DATE LIKE THIS BEFORE --
805
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,923
GETTING TO TRY NEW FOODS
AND EXPLORING.
806
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,025
I FEEL ADORED BY JOSHUA.
807
00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:21,193
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
808
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,875
HE'S JUST A GOOD GUY
WITH A GREAT, BIG HEART.
809
00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:24,162
HE'S JUST A GOOD GUY
WITH A GREAT, BIG HEART.
810
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,064
AND LATER...
811
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:29,101
Dan: I CAN ONLY REALLY SEE
MYSELF HERE WITH SAMANTHA.
812
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:32,037
AND I WILL LET HER KNOW
WHAT A PIECE OF [BLEEP] JOE IS.
813
00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:35,040
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU END UP
WITH A BAD GUY.
814
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,075
Joe:
DAN IS DESPERATE FOR A ROSE,
815
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:39,044
AND HE'S WILLING TO DO WHATEVER
IT TAKES TO GET A ROSE.
816
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:41,179
THERE WILL BE AN ALTERCATION,
I PROMISE YOU THAT.
817
00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:47,953
♪♪
818
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,225
Tenley: WE'RE IN GUADALAJARA.
THIS IS GUADALAJARA.
819
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:54,993
Joshua:
THE SCENERY'S INSANE.
820
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,094
EVERYTHING'S SO OLD.
821
00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:57,896
LOOK HOW CLASSIC IT IS.
822
00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,097
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
823
00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,999
I FEEL LIKE THIS COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN A BETTER DATE
824
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,301
FOR MYSELF AND JOSHUA.
825
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,303
I HAD INTENDED
ON DOING LAUNDRY TODAY,
826
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,972
AND NOW I'M IN
GUADALAJARA, MEXICO.
[ LAUGHS ]
827
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,141
♪♪
828
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:12,277
YOUR EXCUSES.
829
00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,515
I'M EX-- I'M --
I'M READY TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN.
830
00:30:13,515 --> 00:30:14,012
I'M EX-- I'M --
I'M READY TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN.
831
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,114
EXCITED!
832
00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:18,850
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CITY.
833
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,319
Joshua: GUADALAJARA
IS A VERY PRETTY CITY.
834
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,288
YOU THROW IN A BEAUTIFUL LADY
INTO A BEAUTIFUL CITY
835
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:26,958
WITH PRETTY OUTSTANDING WEATHER,
IT'S MAKING FOR A GOOD DAY.
836
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:29,027
SHOULD WE GET SOME
FOR YOUR NIECES AND NEPHEWS?
837
00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,896
I FEEL ADORED BY JOSHUA.
838
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:33,999
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE WAY
THAT HE IS AFFECTIONATE WITH ME
839
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,133
AND ATTENTIVE TO ME.
840
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,869
A SOMBRERO!
A LITTLE SOMBRERO.
841
00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:41,039
Joshua:
I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT TENLEY
ON OUR FIRST ONE-ON-ONE DATE.
842
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,174
SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE GIRL.
843
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,515
VERY SWEET, VERY KIND.
844
00:30:43,515 --> 00:30:44,276
VERY SWEET, VERY KIND.
845
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,011
EASY ON THE EYES.
846
00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:50,115
HELLO, GUYS.
Joshua: HELLO.
Tenley: HOLA!
847
00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:52,050
HOW ARE YOU?
WELCOME TO GUADALAJARA.
848
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,051
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
849
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:55,053
I'M CHEF FRANCISCO RUANO.
850
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:58,323
Joshua:
WE GET TO SPEND THE DAY WITH
CELEBRITY CHEF FRANCISCO RUANO.
851
00:30:58,323 --> 00:31:01,860
HE WAS BORN AND RAISED
AND GREW UP RIGHT IN THAT AREA.
852
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:02,928
REAL NICE GUY.
853
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:05,197
WE'RE STANDING HERE
AT MERCADO ALCALDE.
854
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,966
THIS PLACE HAS BEEN AROUND
SINCE I WAS A KID.
855
00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:10,335
I WANT TO INVITE YOU TO
MY RESTAURANT LATER ON, SO...
856
00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,970
AWESOME.
857
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,515
I WANT YOU TWO TO HELP ME
TO PICK UP SOME STUFF.
858
00:31:13,515 --> 00:31:15,040
I WANT YOU TWO TO HELP ME
TO PICK UP SOME STUFF.
859
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,308
I'M SO EXCITED
RIGHT NOW.
860
00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:17,843
HEY, I'M IN.
ABSOLUTELY.
LET'S DO IT.
861
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:18,877
WELL, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
862
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,212
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, FRANCISCO.
863
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,081
AND RIGHT NOW, I THINK IT'S ONE
OF THE COOLEST PLACES TO GET,
864
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:27,018
LIKE, REGIONAL, UH,
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AND STUFF.
865
00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,920
THIS IS SO COOL!
866
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,322
GETTING TO TRY NEW FOODS
AND EXPLORING,
867
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,958
JUST KIND OF EMERGING
INTO THE FOOD CULTURE
868
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,126
IN A DIFFERENT CULTURE.
869
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,994
I'M IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW.
870
00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:37,929
THAT IS A MAYAN LEAF.
871
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,132
OH, THAT IS AMAZING.
872
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,333
CHEF FRANCISCO KNOWS
EVERYTHING --
873
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,515
EVERY SINGLE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE,
HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS,
874
00:31:43,515 --> 00:31:44,836
EVERY SINGLE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE,
HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS,
875
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:46,238
WHAT IT TASTED LIKE,
WHAT DO YOU USE IT FOR.
876
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,039
THAT'S A MEXICAN
DELICACY.
877
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,141
Tenley:
IT'S LIKE ICE CREAM.
878
00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:51,843
SHOWING US SOME PRETTY WILD
AND EXOTIC FRUITS,
879
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,945
JUST GRABBING THEM OFF THE SHELF
AND CUTTING THEM OPEN,
880
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,080
AND WE'RE EATING THEM
ON THE SPOT.
881
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,181
IT'S LIKE EATING
A BRAIN.
882
00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:57,149
A FRUIT'S BRAIN.
883
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,083
YEAH, A FRUIT BRAIN.
884
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,217
IT IS.
IT'S GOOD.
885
00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:01,019
Tenley: FOR ME,
THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE DATE.
886
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:03,021
I HOPE JOSHUA IS HAVING
AS MUCH FUN AS I AM.
887
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:04,022
CAN I DRINK ALL THIS?
888
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,056
YES.
KILL IT.
889
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:06,258
I'M IN MY ELEMENT,
890
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,193
AND I'M ENJOYING WATCHING HIM
KIND OF EXPLORING SOMETHING
891
00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:10,262
A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT,
I THINK, FOR HIMSELF.
892
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,363
AWESOME.
893
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,131
SHE SAID THAT IT'S
AN APHRODISIAC, ACTUALLY.
894
00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:13,515
Tenley: APHRODISIAC?
YEAH.
895
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,866
Tenley: APHRODISIAC?
YEAH.
896
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,034
THIS -- THIS ONE?
897
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,102
CAN I JUST TAKE
THIS WHOLE BLOCK?
898
00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:22,040
THE APHRODISIAC CHEESE WAS...
899
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,909
IT MIGHT BE WORKING.
900
00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:26,878
MM-HMM.
901
00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:27,946
YOU'RE HAPPY.
902
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,314
I AM. THIS IS FUN.
903
00:32:29,314 --> 00:32:32,117
NOTHING'S FORCED WITH TENLEY.
IT FEELS NATURAL.
904
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,152
THERE HASN'T BEEN A PART
OF THE FIRST DATE
905
00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:35,887
OR A PART OF THIS DATE SO FAR
906
00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:37,989
THAT HASN'T FELT,
YOU KNOW, GOOD.
907
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,194
TRES TACOS. TRES.
908
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:43,515
SO, HE SERVES ONE OF THE BEST
BIRRIA INSIDE OF THE CITY.
909
00:32:43,515 --> 00:32:45,931
SO, HE SERVES ONE OF THE BEST
BIRRIA INSIDE OF THE CITY.
910
00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,866
Tenley: WAIT, WHAT DO YOU
KEEP CALLING IT?
911
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,034
BIRRIA.
BIRRIA.
912
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:51,002
BIRRIA.
OH, OKAY.
913
00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:53,038
EVERYTHING WE TRIED,
I HAVE LOVED.
914
00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:57,242
AND I ACTUALLY AM SOMETIMES
PICKY WITH FOOD.
915
00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:58,944
UH-OH.
916
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,979
SO Y-YOU BITE THIS
AND THEN BITE THE PEPPER?
917
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,315
YEAH, THEY -- THEY'RE NOT SPICY,
SO YOU CAN BITE IN.
918
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,951
HE SAID, TRADITIONALLY,
YOU TAKE A BITE OF THE TACO,
919
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:08,019
YOU FOLLOW IT UP WITH
A SMALL BITE OF A PEPPER.
920
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:10,255
I LIKE TO THINK I'M
A PRETTY A-ADVENTUROUS EATER.
921
00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:13,291
THERE'S VERY FEW THINGS
I'LL TURN DOWN.
922
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:13,515
[ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU ON FIRE?
923
00:33:13,515 --> 00:33:15,193
[ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU ON FIRE?
924
00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:16,995
HOLY CRAP!
925
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,330
WHEW!
[ LAUGHS ]
926
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,266
NEVER TRUST A MEXICAN
WHEN HE SAYS IT'S NOT SPICY.
927
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:23,902
YEAH, THESE HAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF A WALLOP TO THEM.
928
00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:25,103
WHEW!
A WALLOP?
929
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,171
[ LAUGHS ]
WALLOP.
930
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:28,073
[ COUGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
931
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,909
THESE TACOS
ARE DELICIOUS.
932
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:32,010
IT WAS A HOT LITTLE SUCKER.
933
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,211
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT LITTLE BASTARD WAS,
934
00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:34,913
BUT I-IT JUST ABOUT KILLED ME.
935
00:33:34,913 --> 00:33:37,015
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
VERY SPECIAL
936
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,150
FOR YOU GUYS
AT THE RESTAURANT.
EXCELLENT.
937
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:41,119
Joshua: HANGING OUT AT THE
MARKET WITH THE CHEF AND TENLEY
938
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:42,254
HAS BEEN INCREDIBLE.
939
00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:43,515
NOW HE HAS ONE MORE SURPRISE
FOR US THIS EVENING.
940
00:33:43,515 --> 00:33:44,122
NOW HE HAS ONE MORE SURPRISE
FOR US THIS EVENING.
941
00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:45,290
PLEASE, COME IN.
WELCOME.
942
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,125
THANK YOU.
943
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:49,895
CHEF NAMED HIS RESTAURANT
AFTER THE FOOD MARKET
944
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:50,962
THAT WE WERE WALKING THROUGH.
945
00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,264
HIS RESTAURANT'S
THIS COOL LITTLE PLACE,
946
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,900
VERY SIMPLE,
YET RATHER ELEGANT.
947
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,902
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT HE MAKES US.
948
00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:58,336
♪♪
949
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,210
Tenley: I'VE NEVER BEEN ON
A DATE LIKE THIS BEFORE --
950
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,179
IN A NEW CITY,
GETTING TO TRY THINGS,
951
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:11,216
HAVING A CHEF MAKE DINNER
FOR JOSHUA AND I.
952
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:13,318
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
953
00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:13,515
AND IT'S BECAUSE JOSHUA
STEPPED UP AND WAS QUITE A MAN
954
00:34:13,515 --> 00:34:17,188
AND IT'S BECAUSE JOSHUA
STEPPED UP AND WAS QUITE A MAN
955
00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:19,958
AND ASKED FOR THAT DATE CARD
FROM CHRIS.
956
00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:23,194
Joshua: HEY!
HELLO, GUYS.
957
00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:26,097
WHAT WE HERE HAVE
IS SCALLOP SEVICHE,
958
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:30,035
AND IT'S IN A VANILLA
AND HABAÑERO EMULSION.
959
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:33,838
AND THIS IS BRAISED BEEF --
A LOCAL STEW OF GUADALAJARA.
960
00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:34,906
OH, AWESOME.
961
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,241
WELL,
WHERE DO WE BEGIN?
OH, BOY.
962
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,842
[ CHUCKLES ]
963
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,244
I'VE NEVER IN MY LIFE
BEEN IN A RESTAURANT
964
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,313
WHERE THE FOOD LOOKED
TOO PRETTY TO EAT.
965
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:43,315
IT'S, LIKE,
JUST COLORS EVERYWHERE.
966
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:47,352
THAT IS DREAMY.
967
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,122
Joshua: WOW!
WE'RE DESTROYING.
968
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,325
I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED SITTING
ACROSS THE TABLE FROM TENLEY.
969
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,193
THE FOOD WAS PRETTY,
970
00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:57,862
AND THEN YOU GOT HER SHOVING
PRETTY FOOD IN HER MOUTH.
971
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,931
OVERLOAD!
[ CHUCKLES ]
972
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:00,932
THAT'S AMAZING.
973
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,067
WOW.
974
00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:05,170
AND THAT WAS PROBABLY
ONE OF THE TOP THREE BEST THINGS
975
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:07,072
I EVER PUT IN MY FACE.
976
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,106
MOTHER OF GOD.
977
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,874
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
978
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,876
♪♪
979
00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:19,951
Amber: LAST NIGHT,
DAN KIND OF TOLD ME
980
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,319
THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE
ANY FEELINGS FOR ME AT ALL,
981
00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:23,254
SO I FEEL ALMOST LIKE AN IDIOT.
982
00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:26,257
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
IT'S OUR TURN WITH THE ROSES,
983
00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:28,126
AND I THINK DAN WILL GO HOME.
984
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,128
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS.
985
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,130
♪♪
986
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,200
IT'S TOU-- I MEAN, IT'S TOUGH
NOW MORE IN A SENSE THAT,
987
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:39,004
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE
WHAT'S HERE FOR ME.
988
00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:42,040
THERE'S PRETTY MUCH ONLY ONE
PERSON I SEE MYSELF,
989
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,515
YOU KNOW, WITH, RIGHT?
YEAH, IT'S SAM.
990
00:35:43,515 --> 00:35:44,843
YOU KNOW, WITH, RIGHT?
YEAH, IT'S SAM.
991
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,145
UM, SO I'LL TALK TO SAM.
992
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,247
I'LL LET HER KNOW
THAT I'M NOT FEELING IT
993
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:50,949
WITH ANYONE ELSE HERE.
994
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:53,051
Carly: BASICALLY,
EVERYONE LIKES SAMANTHA,
995
00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:55,286
SO IT'S NOT SHOCKING TO ME
THAT DAN NOW LIKES SAMANTHA
996
00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:57,255
BECAUSE SAMANTHA'S GORGEOUS.
997
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,257
LIKE, IF YOU'RE A GUY,
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE SAMANTHA.
998
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,325
DUH.
999
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:03,061
IT'S LIKE THE OCEAN
IS SAMANTHA WATER,
1000
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:04,229
AND PEOPLE ARE DRINKING IT.
1001
00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:07,165
I-IF I DON'T AT LEAST
GET IT OFF MY CHEST
1002
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,201
THAT, YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE
COULD BE SOMETHING WITH SAM...
YEAH.
1003
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:13,271
...YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT,
I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.
YEAH.
1004
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:13,515
THERE REALLY ISN'T ANYTHING
THERE BETWEEN AMBER AND I,
1005
00:36:13,515 --> 00:36:16,908
THERE REALLY ISN'T ANYTHING
THERE BETWEEN AMBER AND I,
1006
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:20,879
SO I'M READY TO MOVE ON,
AND SAMANTHA IS JUST --
1007
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:24,182
SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON HERE
THAT I'M EXTREMELY ATTRACTED TO.
1008
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,151
WE'VE HAD
SOME GREAT CONVERSATION,
1009
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:30,055
AND I REALLY THINK THE ONLY
THING HOLDING HER BACK IS JOE.
1010
00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:32,190
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE
SO DAMN CUTE, BUT YOU ARE.
1011
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,191
[ LAUGHS ]
1012
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,993
LIKE, I'M LITERALLY
LOOKING OVER HERE
1013
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:37,195
AND WATCHING THEM ON A DAYBED,
AND I WANT TO THROW UP.
1014
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,930
LIKE, IT'S DISGUSTING.
1015
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:41,332
WHICH IS WHY I JUST WANT TO,
LIKE, SHAKE HER AND SAY,
1016
00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:43,515
"CAN YOU SERIOUSLY SEE THIS GUY
IN YOUR LIFE, LIKE, AT ALL?"
1017
00:36:43,515 --> 00:36:46,104
"CAN YOU SERIOUSLY SEE THIS GUY
IN YOUR LIFE, LIKE, AT ALL?"
1018
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:49,040
I WANT TO GET TO KNOW HER
BETTER, BUT FOR THAT TO HAPPEN,
1019
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,975
LIKE, I NEED TO STICK AROUND
1020
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:53,878
AND SHE NEEDS TO BE AWARE
THAT I'M INTERESTED IN HER.
1021
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,847
I MEAN, HELL,
WE ONLY HAVE EIGHT DAYS LEFT.
1022
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:58,216
SURELY TO GOD
WE CAN MAKE IT TO THE END.
1023
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:03,855
Francisco:
SO, WE HAVE HERE THE DESSERT.
Tenley:
OH, MY GOODNESS.
1024
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,056
THAT'S THE --
THAT'S THE FRUIT.
1025
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,926
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THE FRUIT THAT WE TRIED EARLIER.
1026
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:08,993
YES.
YEAH!
1027
00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:11,362
AND THIS IS OUR FAMOUS
RICE PUDDING.
1028
00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,364
THERE'S SOME OF THE CHEESE
THAT WE TRIED.
1029
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:13,515
IS IT
THE AROUSING CHEESE?
1030
00:37:13,515 --> 00:37:15,100
IS IT
THE AROUSING CHEESE?
1031
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,301
YEAH, YEAH.
THE APHRODISIAC.
1032
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:18,236
[ Chuckling ]
APHRODISIAC CHEESE.
APHRODISIAC.
1033
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,904
[ SPEAKS SPANISH ]
1034
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:22,941
I'M READY TO GET REAL CHEESY
WITH YOU. YOU READY?
1035
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,943
I'M READY FOR THIS.
1036
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,214
THAT IS INSANE.
1037
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,181
PRETTY GOOD?
1038
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,016
[ Chuckling ]
WHAT'S IT GONNA DO?
1039
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,251
WHAT'S THE HORNY CHEESE
GONNA DO?
1040
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,120
[ Chuckling ] STOP IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
1041
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,988
I GOT TO GET YOU
THE BEST BITE EVER.
1042
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,257
[ CHUCKLES ]
1043
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,227
ISN'T THAT GOOD?
1044
00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:43,515
YOU FEEL IT?
IS IT HAPPENING?
1045
00:37:43,515 --> 00:37:44,362
YOU FEEL IT?
IS IT HAPPENING?
1046
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:47,899
WHOA. WHOA.
1047
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:50,902
♪♪
1048
00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:54,839
JOSH IS HOT.
1049
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:57,142
IT'S SO FUNNY.
YOU THINK THIS BIG, BURLY MAN
1050
00:37:57,142 --> 00:38:00,278
AND KIND OF, LIKE, COUNTRY BOY,
BUT HE IS SO SWEET.
1051
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,181
HE'S JUST A GOOD GUY
WITH A GREAT, BIG HEART.
1052
00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:06,918
Joshua:
THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND
1053
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:11,256
THAT I CARE MORE FOR TENLEY
THAN I HAVE ANY OTHER GIRL.
1054
00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:13,291
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THIS RELATIONSHIP GO
1055
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:13,515
AS FAR AS POSSIBLE.
1056
00:38:13,515 --> 00:38:15,326
AS FAR AS POSSIBLE.
1057
00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:16,327
LOOK AT THE CATHEDRAL.
1058
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,096
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1059
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:19,297
IT REALLY IS.
1060
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,933
Tenley: THERE'S A COUPLE WEEKS
LEFT IN PARADISE,
1061
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:25,870
SO I'M AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO,
"IS THERE A FUTURE WITH JOSHUA?"
1062
00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:30,842
BUT I AM SO ABSOLUTELY ADORING
MY TIME WITH JOSHUA RIGHT NOW
1063
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:32,877
THAT I JUST WANT TO BE
IN THIS MOMENT,
1064
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:35,013
AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S TO COME.
1065
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,984
COMING UP...
1066
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,086
Dan: I THINK SAMANTHA DEFINITELY
DESERVES BETTER THAN JOE,
1067
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,354
AND AT THIS POINT,
1068
00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:43,515
I CAN ONLY REALLY SEE MYSELF
HERE WITH SAMANTHA.
1069
00:38:43,515 --> 00:38:46,324
I CAN ONLY REALLY SEE MYSELF
HERE WITH SAMANTHA.
1070
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,193
YOU WANT ME TO BE
COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU?
YEAH.
1071
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:50,962
HE'S LIVING A LIE, AND HE'S
AFRAID HE'S GONNA BE EXPOSED.
1072
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,197
I DIDN'T GET TO MAKE
A STATEMENT, THOUGH.
1073
00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:54,332
Joe:
THERE WILL BE AN ALTERCATION,
I PROMISE YOU THAT.
1074
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,267
SAM, WHAT YOU DID
WASN'T RIGHT, RIGHT THERE.
1075
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:59,137
THAT'S AN INSULT AND CRAZY,
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT ME.
1076
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,972
DO YOU THINK
THAT HE TREATED YOU BETTER?
1077
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:04,142
AMERICA WILL SEE EXACTLY
WHO THE REAL SAMANTHA IS.
1078
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,244
[ CRYING ]
1079
00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:17,055
Tenley: THIS WEEK WAS WILD
AND PRETTY UNEXPECTED,
1080
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:20,925
SO GOING INTO TONIGHT,
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO CLUE
1081
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,194
HOW TONIGHT'S ROSE CEREMONY
IS ALL GONNA FALL TOGETHER
1082
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:25,129
BECAUSE THERE IS EIGHT GIRLS
AND NINE GUYS,
1083
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:26,898
AND THE GIRLS ARE GIVING OUT
THE ROSES,
1084
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,366
SO THAT MEANS ONLY ONE GUY'S
GOING HOME.
1085
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,968
WHAT ARE
SOME OF YOUR FEELINGS, LIKE...?
1086
00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:34,105
I'M GOING TO PLAY IT
AS THE EVENING GOES ON.
1087
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,007
OKAY.
WOW. GOOD FOR YOU.
1088
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,011
HOW ARE YOU FEELING,
AMBER?
1089
00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:37,141
HOW ARE YOU FEELING,
AMBER?
1090
00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:39,878
[ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
1091
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:40,845
Joshua: LADIES.
1092
00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:42,247
Woman: HI.
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
1093
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:45,149
Amber: GOING INTO TONIGHT'S
ROSE CEREMONY,
1094
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,986
I'M FEELING CONFUSED,
VERY NERVOUS.
1095
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,087
HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
1096
00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:51,189
I GET HOME FROM MY DATE
WITH JUSTIN.
1097
00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,958
I BRING DAN ASIDE
AND I TELL HIM, YOU KNOW,
1098
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,260
"I WAS, LIKE,
THINKING OF YOU,"
1099
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:59,264
AND HE TELLS ME THAT HE DIDN'T
HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR ME AT ALL.
1100
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:02,300
SO, AT THIS POINT,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
1101
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:05,203
UGH, I'VE BEEN CONTEMPLATING
ABOUT IT ALL DAY.
1102
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:06,271
Joshua:
HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS.
1103
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,011
HEY, EVERYBODY.
1104
00:40:07,011 --> 00:40:07,972
HEY, EVERYBODY.
1105
00:40:07,972 --> 00:40:09,073
HOW'S IT GOING?
1106
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,842
WHAT'S UP, CHRIS?
1107
00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,243
SO, IT SEEMS LIKE
WE HAVE SOME COUPLES.
1108
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,145
AND THEN IT SEEMS LIKE
WE DON'T.
1109
00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:17,181
WHO HERE IS NERVOUS
HEADING INTO THE ROSE CEREMONY?
1110
00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:19,117
REALLY?
1111
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,085
AMBER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
1112
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,287
YOU'RE GIVING OUT A ROSE.
IT'S OKAY.
1113
00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:23,321
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1114
00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:26,925
UM, BUT I-I DO WANT TO --
1115
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,192
YOU BRING UP
AN INTERESTING POINT
1116
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:31,129
AS FAR AS BEING NERVOUS WHEN
YOU'RE HANDING OUT THE ROSES
1117
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,031
BECAUSE THERE ARE SWING ROSES
1118
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,265
WHEN YOU'RE NOT
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
1119
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,967
WHO DO YOU SAVE?
1120
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,011
YOU KNOW THAT ONE OF THE ROSES
IS GONNA COME DOWN TO YOU.
1121
00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:38,002
YOU KNOW THAT ONE OF THE ROSES
IS GONNA COME DOWN TO YOU.
1122
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,137
YEAH.
1123
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:42,040
SO, GUYS, YOU'RE ON
THE CHOPPING BLOCK TONIGHT.
1124
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,243
ONE OF YOU WILL BE LEAVING
PARADISE TONIGHT.
1125
00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,045
I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.
1126
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,947
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN A BIT
FOR THE ROSE CEREMONY.
1127
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,882
Joe: ALL RIGHT, CHRIS.
THANKS.
COOL. THANK YOU.
1128
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:53,051
Ashley I.: GOING INTO
THE COCKTAIL PARTY TONIGHT,
1129
00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:55,954
THE GUYS WHO ARE ON
THE CHOPPING BLOCK
1130
00:40:55,954 --> 00:41:00,258
WOULD INCLUDE JUSTIN, DAN,
AND THEN I GUESS POSSIBLY JARED.
1131
00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,093
SHALL WE?
1132
00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:04,929
I GUESS WE SHALL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1133
00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:07,011
JARED TOLD ME LAST WEEK
THAT HE'S COMPLETELY CLOSED
1134
00:41:07,011 --> 00:41:08,266
JARED TOLD ME LAST WEEK
THAT HE'S COMPLETELY CLOSED
1135
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:11,836
TO ANY KIND OF,
LIKE, "FUTURE" WITH ME.
1136
00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:15,974
AND SINCE THEN, WE'VE HAD NO
REAL CONVERSATION OF SUBSTANCE.
1137
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,110
SO, GOING INTO
THE COCKTAIL PARTY TONIGHT,
1138
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:21,179
LOGIC SAYS, "DON'T --
DON'T GIVE HIM THE ROSE.
1139
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,280
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU."
1140
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,882
BUT MY HEART IS LIKE,
"YOU CAN'T LET HIM GO."
1141
00:41:24,882 --> 00:41:27,318
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
AH.
1142
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,220
DON'T GET TOO FREAKED OUT.
1143
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,089
UM...
1144
00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:33,925
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO VULNERABLE
IN MY LIFE,
1145
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:37,011
AND I'M MORE ARTICULATE
THROUGH WRITING.
1146
00:41:37,011 --> 00:41:37,028
AND I'M MORE ARTICULATE
THROUGH WRITING.
1147
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:39,030
I'M A NATURAL-BORN WRITER.
YEAH.
1148
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:42,000
SO I WANT YOU TO READ THIS
WITH A COMPLETELY CLEAR MIND,
1149
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,835
AND I DON'T WANT YOU
TO COME AFTER ME
1150
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,004
RIGHT AFTER YOU READ THIS.
I WANT YOU TO PROCESS IT.
1151
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,305
OKAY.
AND THAT'S ALL.
1152
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:49,073
OKAY.
OKAY. THERE YOU GO.
1153
00:41:49,073 --> 00:41:51,075
WELL, I'LL BE HERE.
1154
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,311
OKAY.
IT'S A GOOD ONE, I THINK.
1155
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,879
IT'S SO LONG!
1156
00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:57,081
I HAVE TOO MUCH EMOTION
TO EVER BE BRIEF.
1157
00:41:57,081 --> 00:41:58,182
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS, LIKE,
1158
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:01,919
THE BRAVEST/MOST SCARY THING
I'VE EVER DONE
1159
00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:05,990
GIVING HIM THESE PAPERS
WITH ALL MY FEELINGS ON IT,
1160
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:07,011
I'M EITHER GONNA GET CLOSURE
FOR IT,
1161
00:42:07,011 --> 00:42:07,291
I'M EITHER GONNA GET CLOSURE
FOR IT,
1162
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:10,294
OR I'M GONNA GET
A SECOND CHANCE.
1163
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:11,929
"DON'T THINK I'M WRITING
THIS LETTER
1164
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:14,332
TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS
IN THE MOST MUSHY WAY.
1165
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:17,268
THIS WAY I CAN COMMUNICATE
WITHOUT CRYING.
1166
00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:20,204
ON PAPER, YOU HAVE EVERY QUALITY
I'VE WANTED TO FIND IN A GUY.
1167
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,140
YOU'RE SO SMART,
EMOTIONAL, SENSITIVE,
1168
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:26,244
PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS,
EMPATHETIC, THOUGHTFUL,
1169
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:27,979
FRIENDLY, FUNNY,
1170
00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:30,048
AND REALLY, REALLY RIDICULOUSLY
GOOD-LOOKING.
1171
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,016
I THINK YOU'RE GREATER
THAN TOM BRADY.
1172
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:34,085
IGNORE MY GIANTS AFFILIATION
HERE."
1173
00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:37,011
[ SIGHS ]
"I THINK," UH...
1174
00:42:37,011 --> 00:42:37,021
[ SIGHS ]
"I THINK," UH...
1175
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:40,925
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S FRONT AND BACK.
1176
00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:42,326
THANK YOU.
1177
00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:44,295
"YOU CHECK OFF EVERY BOX
ON MY CHECKLIST.
1178
00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:46,030
EXCEPT MAYBE THAT BOX..."
1179
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,032
Justin: YOU KNOW, THIS IS
MY FIRST WEEK IN PARADISE.
1180
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:49,934
THERE'S BEEN UPS AND DOWNS
ALL AROUND,
1181
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:52,236
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M NERVOUS.
1182
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,138
I HAD A GREAT DATE
WITH AMBER YESTERDAY,
1183
00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:56,207
BUT IT WAS YESTERDAY AND I
HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN A CHANCE
1184
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,076
TO TALK TO HER,
SO THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN.
1185
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,944
AND THEN DAN HAD A TALK
WITH AMBER
1186
00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:01,946
AND JUST SAID,
"LET'S KEEP IT AS FRIENDS,"
1187
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:04,182
SO I DON'T KNOW
WHERE SHE'S AT WITH THAT.
1188
00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:05,283
[ SIGHS ]
1189
00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:07,011
CHEERS,
FIRST AND FOREMOST.
YEAH, CHEERS.
1190
00:43:07,011 --> 00:43:08,019
CHEERS,
FIRST AND FOREMOST.
YEAH, CHEERS.
1191
00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:09,020
IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
1192
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:10,188
YOU TOO.
1193
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,090
ALL THE CHAOS THAT'S GOING ON
TONIGHT, HOW YOU DOING?
1194
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,859
OH, MY GOD.
I'M LITERALLY STRESSING OUT.
1195
00:43:14,859 --> 00:43:16,227
TALK TO ME.
WHAT'S UP?
1196
00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:17,962
I COULD NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT
AT ALL.
1197
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,063
REALLY?
1198
00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:21,966
I WAS, LIKE, UPSET ABOUT
THE WHOLE, LIKE, DAN THING,
1199
00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:24,302
AND THEN I WAS UPSET THAT
I WASN'T, LIKE, GOOD WITH YOU,
1200
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,070
AND THEN I'M LIKE,
"WHAT AM I GONNA DO TODAY?"
1201
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:27,972
AND, LIKE,
IT WAS JUST ALL THESE EMOTIONS.
1202
00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:29,006
MM-HMM.
1203
00:43:29,006 --> 00:43:30,942
YOU KNOW, AND I STILL --
STILL AM UNSURE
1204
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,076
WHO I'M GIVING THE ROSE TO.
1205
00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:34,145
WELL, I -- FIRST OFF,
I APPRECIATE THE HONESTY,
1206
00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:35,880
AND LET ME JUST
KIND OF CLARIFY, LIKE,
1207
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,011
MY PERSPECTIVE ON,
FIRST OFF, THE DATE.
MM-HMM.
1208
00:43:37,011 --> 00:43:38,015
MY PERSPECTIVE ON,
FIRST OFF, THE DATE.
MM-HMM.
1209
00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,051
I HAD A FRICKIN'
BLAST WITH YOU.
YEAH.
1210
00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:41,185
IT WAS AN AWESOME TIME.
IT WAS SO FUN.
1211
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:44,021
AND, YOU KNOW,
I JUST WILL SAY GENUINELY,
1212
00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:45,089
THERE IS AN ATTRACTION.
1213
00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:46,924
LIKE, I JUST LIKE --
I LIKE YOU.
YEAH.
1214
00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:50,128
SO, I WILL BE TOTALLY STOKED
TO STAY HERE.
YES.
1215
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,230
I'D TOTALLY LOVE IT.
THANK YOU.
1216
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,132
Amber:
JUSTIN'S THE SWEETEST GUY EVER,
1217
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:57,235
AND, I MEAN, HE'S FUN, LIKE
I SAID, AND HE'S A GREAT GUY,
1218
00:43:57,235 --> 00:44:00,271
BUT I DEFINITELY COULD SEE
JUSTIN AS MORE OF A FRIEND.
1219
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:01,205
HERE.
1220
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:03,107
SO, AT THIS POINT,
1221
00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:05,243
I'M HERE TRYING TO FIND
A CONNECTION WITH SOMEONE,
1222
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:07,011
AND NOW THAT DAN'S TOLD ME
WHAT HIS SITUATION IS,
1223
00:44:07,011 --> 00:44:08,980
AND NOW THAT DAN'S TOLD ME
WHAT HIS SITUATION IS,
1224
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:12,116
JARED'S DEFINITELY SOMEONE
THAT I WOULD LIKE TO JUST
1225
00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:15,119
KIND OF GET TO KNOW BECAUSE
HE WAS MY SECOND CHOICE.
1226
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:17,855
IF DAN WOULD'VE SAID NO
THE FIRST TIME I WENT ON A DATE,
1227
00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:19,123
I WAS GONNA ASK JARED.
1228
00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:24,128
AND, UM, I KNOW ASHLEY
IS WRITING HIM A LETTER,
1229
00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:25,296
AND WE TALKED EARLIER.
1230
00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:27,331
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO
HER ABOUT THIS SITUATION YET,
1231
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,100
BUT SINCE I KNOW NOW
1232
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,202
THAT THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP,
1233
00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:32,870
I MEAN,
I DO WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM.
1234
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:33,971
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
1235
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,907
YES. OF COURSE
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
1236
00:44:35,907 --> 00:44:37,011
OKAY. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
GOING THROUGH A LOT OF STUFF,
1237
00:44:37,011 --> 00:44:39,110
OKAY. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
GOING THROUGH A LOT OF STUFF,
1238
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:42,180
AND I KNOW ASHLEY I.
WAS HERE,
1239
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,048
AND I KNOW SHE SAID SHE
WAS GONNA WRITE YOU A LETTER
1240
00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:46,017
AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE
GOTTEN THAT ALREADY OR...
I HAVE.
1241
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,218
...WHATEVER.
1242
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,286
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOUR HEAD'S AT.
1243
00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:50,188
BUT I AM INTRIGUED BY YOU.
1244
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,890
OH, THANK YOU.
UM, I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.
1245
00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:54,225
I PICK UP ON --
FUNNY? OH, GOD.
I LIKE IT.
1246
00:44:54,225 --> 00:44:57,328
YEAH. SO, I THINK IT'S FUNNY,
AND, LIKE, I WAS JUST SEEING,
1247
00:44:57,328 --> 00:45:01,265
LIKE, IF I GAVE MY ROSE TO YOU,
OR IF THAT WAS THE CASE,
1248
00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:05,102
UM, NUMBER ONE, MAYBE
WOULD YOU POSSIBLY ACCEPT IT?
1249
00:45:05,102 --> 00:45:07,011
AND NUMBER TWO, LIKE,
IF YOU WANTED TO ACCEPT MY ROSE,
1250
00:45:07,011 --> 00:45:08,873
AND NUMBER TWO, LIKE,
IF YOU WANTED TO ACCEPT MY ROSE,
1251
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,141
LIKE, JUST, LIKE, KIND OF GET TO
KNOW YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE,
1252
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,242
AND --
I APPRECIATE IT.
1253
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:12,877
YOU'RE VERY AWESOME,
AS WELL, AMBER,
1254
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:13,311
AS I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW YOU.
1255
00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,112
YOU'RE FUNNY
AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
1256
00:45:15,112 --> 00:45:16,914
AND I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING,
AS WELL.
1257
00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:19,183
SO, I GUESS IT'S MORE OF ME
WANTING TO GET TO KNOW YOU MORE,
1258
00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:22,253
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY, LIKE,
AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW AT ALL.
1259
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:25,223
IT'S JUST, LIKE, I JUST
WANTED TO THROW IT OUT
THERE AND TELL YOU.
1260
00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,161
Ashley I.:
I'M SO NERVOUS.
1261
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,997
THAT JUST, LIKE,
NEVER HAPPENS
1262
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:34,198
WHEN YOU KNOW
IT'S MEANT TO BE.
1263
00:45:34,198 --> 00:45:35,366
I KNOW.
1264
00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:37,011
AND JUST, LIKE, EVEN, LIKE,
EVERY ANGLE OF HIS FACE
1265
00:45:37,011 --> 00:45:38,035
AND JUST, LIKE, EVEN, LIKE,
EVERY ANGLE OF HIS FACE
1266
00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:40,271
IS, LIKE, EVERYTHING
I'VE EVER WANTED.
1267
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:42,139
IT'S, LIKE, BANANAS.
1268
00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:44,875
IT'S LIKE HIS, LIKE --
NOT ONLY WAS HIS INSIDE,
1269
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:45,943
BUT IT'S LIKE HIS FACE,
1270
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:48,012
LIKE, FEELS LIKE
IT WAS DESIGNED FOR ME.
1271
00:45:48,012 --> 00:45:50,014
IT SUCKS.
1272
00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:51,882
Ashley I.: EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE
THINK I'M CRAZY
1273
00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:53,951
BECAUSE I'M STILL HUNG UP
ON JARED,
1274
00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:56,287
I WANT THE LOVE STORY SO BAD.
1275
00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:59,991
IT'S, LIKE, THE OPPOSITE
OF THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO,
1276
00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:03,160
BUT, LIKE, LET'S MAKE
A DIFFERENT TYPE OF ARCHETYPE.
1277
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:07,011
JUST, LIKE...
I JUST LIKE HIM A LOT.
1278
00:46:07,011 --> 00:46:07,932
JUST, LIKE...
I JUST LIKE HIM A LOT.
1279
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,300
Juelia:
JARED, COME OVER HERE.
1280
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:10,901
WHO HAVE YOU TALKED
TO TONIGHT?
1281
00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:13,037
Jared:
ASHLEY I. AND AMBER.
1282
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:14,105
OH, BOTH?
YEP.
1283
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:15,840
Kirk: WHAT DID AMBER SAY?
1284
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,210
SHE JUST SAID THAT, LIKE,
SHE WOULD GIVE ME HER ROSE.
1285
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:20,311
AMBER WOULD?
AMBER?
1286
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,146
YEAH. YEAH.
1287
00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:23,948
AS FRIENDS
OR AS AN INTEREST?
1288
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,082
UH, AS AN INTEREST.
1289
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,083
INTEREST.
1290
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:28,886
SO, I'VE JUST BEEN
CONTEMPLATING.
1291
00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:30,888
Carly: ASHLEY I.
LIKES JARED SO MUCH,
1292
00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:33,024
AND SHE HAS THIS, LIKE,
HUGE CRUSH ON HIM,
1293
00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:36,127
BUT NOW I HEARD AMBER WANTS
TO GIVE HER ROSE TO JARED.
1294
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,011
I DON'T KNOW.
1295
00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:37,295
I DON'T KNOW.
1296
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:40,031
I FEEL LIKE THIS NIGHT'S
JUST GONNA GET WEIRD AGAIN.
1297
00:46:40,031 --> 00:46:41,265
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
A LITTLE BIT.
1298
00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:45,836
UM, SO, OBVIOUSLY, I, LIKE,
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
1299
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:46,937
YEAH.
1300
00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:49,273
AND, UM --
WELL, NEITHER DO
BOTH OF US.
1301
00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:51,842
FIRST OF ALL, WHEN I TELL YOU
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU,
1302
00:46:51,842 --> 00:46:54,111
I -- I'M NOT TRYING
TO BREAK ANYTHING UP.
1303
00:46:54,111 --> 00:46:57,948
UM, WHEN I CAME OUT HERE,
1304
00:46:57,948 --> 00:47:00,117
OBVIOUSLY,
I CAME FOR DAN, NUMBER ONE.
MM-HMM. YEAH.
1305
00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,285
AND IT JUST
DIDN'T WORK OUT.
1306
00:47:01,285 --> 00:47:05,256
UM, AND BEFORE I EVEN KNEW THAT
YOU AND JARED WERE ANYTHING,
1307
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:07,011
I WAS LIKE -- IF DAN SAID NO,
I WAS GONNA ASK JARED.
1308
00:47:07,011 --> 00:47:09,260
I WAS LIKE -- IF DAN SAID NO,
I WAS GONNA ASK JARED.
1309
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:16,133
UM, SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF IT'S ANYTHING...LIKE --
1310
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,902
LIKE, I LIKE HIM, I LIKE HIM,
I LIKE HIM.
1311
00:47:17,902 --> 00:47:19,070
YEAH. YEAH.
IT'S NOT EVEN THAT.
1312
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,971
IT'S JUST, LIKE,
I'M INTRIGUED BY HIM.
UH-HUH.
1313
00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:23,307
SO, I DID PULL JARED ASIDE
A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH.
1314
00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:25,309
UM, I TOLD HIM,
I'M LIKE,
1315
00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:28,846
"I JUST, LIKE, JUST WANT
TO GET TO KNOW YOU MORE."
YEAH.
1316
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,248
BUT I JUST -- I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO, LIKE, COME OFF GUARD
1317
00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:33,250
AND BE, LIKE, "HEY."
1318
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:36,020
SO, YOU'RE SAYING THAT, LIKE,
YOU WANT TO PICK HIM?
1319
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,011
I -- YEAH.
1320
00:47:37,011 --> 00:47:37,121
I -- YEAH.
1321
00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:38,089
OKAY.
1322
00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:42,259
THIS IS SO, SO, SO MESSED UP.
1323
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,198
[ SIGHS ]
1324
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:51,202
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT I DID SAY SOMETHING TO HIM.
1325
00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:57,041
AND, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T GONNA
JUST SPRING THIS BY YOU GUYS.
1326
00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,311
YOU KNOW, I-I WAS JUST
TELLING HIM THAT, SO...
1327
00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:06,117
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EMOTIONALLY
OVERWHELMED IN MY LIFE.
1328
00:48:08,352 --> 00:48:10,321
IT'S WEIRD 'CAUSE NOW
YOU HAVE TWO GIRLS HERE
1329
00:48:10,321 --> 00:48:12,323
LOOKING TO BE INTERESTED
IN YOU.
1330
00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:15,025
DAMN, BRO.
SO CRAZY.
1331
00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:17,094
YEAH, YOU GOT
A WILD RIDE HERE, MAN.
1332
00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:18,329
YEAH.
1333
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:24,001
I WANT JARED TO LIKE ME
MORE THAN I'VE WANTED
1334
00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:26,270
ANY OTHER GUY TO LIKE ME
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1335
00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:29,140
BUT IF AMBER DOES PICK JARED,
1336
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:31,041
I'M JUST GONNA SUFFER
THROUGH ANOTHER WEEK,
1337
00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,310
AND I JUST CAN'T DO THAT.
1338
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,011
I CAN'T DO THAT.
1339
00:48:37,011 --> 00:48:38,849
I CAN'T DO THAT.
1340
00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:42,319
THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE
OF MY LIFE,
1341
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:45,990
BECAUSE, LIKE, JAREDS
DON'T COME AROUND VERY OFTEN.
1342
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:47,925
♪♪
1343
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:54,865
♪♪
1344
00:48:58,869 --> 00:48:59,970
REALLY?
YEAH.
1345
00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:02,106
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
I MEAN...
1346
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:04,942
THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK HANDSOME.
1347
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,178
[ GIGGLES ]
REALLY GOOD.
1348
00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:10,080
WHY ARE YOU PUKING?
1349
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,215
'CAUSE YOU'RE
IN THE CENTER?
1350
00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:13,184
NO, 'CAUSE WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER HERE.
1351
00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:15,953
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1352
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,888
HAVE YOU SPENT
MUCH TIME WITH HER?
YEAH.
1353
00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,260
AND YOU ST--
YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED?
1354
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:19,890
AND YOU ST--
YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED?
1355
00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:23,127
THIS IS THE LEAST CONFIDENT
I'VE EVER FELT
1356
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,228
GOING IN TO A ROSE CEREMONY
1357
00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:28,098
BECAUSE I'VE TOLD AMBER
HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER,
1358
00:49:28,098 --> 00:49:30,267
WHICH IS I DON'T SEE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER.
1359
00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:32,169
AND, AT THIS POINT,
1360
00:49:32,169 --> 00:49:35,105
I CAN ONLY REALLY SEE MYSELF
HERE WITH SAMANTHA,
1361
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:39,043
BUT SAMANTHA
STILL LIKES JOE DIRT.
1362
00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:41,912
YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
AT BOCCE BALL,
1363
00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:43,247
AND I'M LIKE --
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
1364
00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:45,115
[ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.
1365
00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:47,084
I KNOW. I THINK SO.
1366
00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:49,220
WHEN THE [BLEEP] GETS REAL,
WE'RE LIKE BONNIE AND CLYDE.
1367
00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:49,260
WE'RE LIKE JORDAN
AND PIPPEN.
1368
00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:51,021
WE'RE LIKE JORDAN
AND PIPPEN.
1369
00:49:51,021 --> 00:49:52,923
WATCHING JOE
AND SAMANTHA TOGETHER
1370
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:57,194
IS LIKE POURING GENERIC KETCHUP
ON FILET MIGNON.
1371
00:49:57,194 --> 00:49:59,096
IT JUST DOESN'T WORK,
1372
00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:02,233
AND IT'S ACTUALLY OFFENSIVE
TO EVERYONE.
1373
00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:03,901
ME TOO.
LAST NIGHT --
1374
00:50:03,901 --> 00:50:05,002
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK.
JUST, LIKE, JUST LOOK AT YOU.
1375
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,170
THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO.
1376
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,939
[ LAUGHS ]
1377
00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:10,241
THE WOMEN HAVE THE POWER
THIS WEEK,
1378
00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:13,110
WHICH MEANS THE WOMEN
ARE HANDING OUT THE ROSES.
1379
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:15,212
I'M IN A REALLY TOUGH PLACE
RIGHT NOW.
1380
00:50:15,212 --> 00:50:18,849
I DON'T HAVE A ROSE, SO I WILL
GO TALK TO SAMANTHA TONIGHT.
1381
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,260
I WILL LET HER KNOW
WHAT A PIECE OF [BLEEP] JOE IS,
1382
00:50:19,260 --> 00:50:20,951
I WILL LET HER KNOW
WHAT A PIECE OF [BLEEP] JOE IS,
1383
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:23,954
BECAUSE I NEED SAMANTHA
TO GIVE ME THE ROSE TONIGHT.
1384
00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,256
Dan: DO YOU WANT TO GO
TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING?
1385
00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:26,357
IS THAT COOL?
YEAH!
1386
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,158
YEAH, SURE, YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY.
1387
00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:36,967
Juelia: I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT DAN SEES IN SAMANTHA.
1388
00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:38,335
I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE'S INTERESTED IN HER.
1389
00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:40,170
HE'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON,
1390
00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,239
AND I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SEE HIM GET HURT.
1391
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,842
NO FURTHER DRAMA
SO FAR?
1392
00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:45,876
NO. THANK GOD.
OKAY, GOOD.
1393
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,044
GOOD.
THANK GOD.
1394
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,260
SAMANTHA SEEMS TO BE
EXTREMELY MANIPULATIVE,
1395
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:49,313
SAMANTHA SEEMS TO BE
EXTREMELY MANIPULATIVE,
1396
00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:51,115
AND SO I DON'T TRUST HER.
1397
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:55,152
MY ADVICE TO ANYONE WHO IS
SEMI-INTERESTED IN SAMANTHA
1398
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:58,055
IS TO RUN AS FAST
AS YOU CAN AWAY.
1399
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,925
UH, THEN, YOU'RE GOOD?
NO, I'M GOOD.
1400
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:03,227
I NEVER, EVER DEALT WITH THAT
KIND OF SITUATION
1401
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,929
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
WAI-- I-I NEED TO KNOW,
1402
00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:06,030
'CAUSE I KEEP HEARING ABOUT
THIS AMAZING --
1403
00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:07,898
LIKE, WHAT WAS SO AMAZING
ABOUT THE DATE
1404
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,234
THAT KEEPS, LIKE, LIKE,
PERPETUATING THINGS FORWARD?
1405
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,835
HONESTLY, LIKE,
1406
00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:14,305
I DON'T KNOW WHAT, LIKE,
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS, BUT...
1407
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:17,007
YEAH, YEAH. YEAH.
1408
00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:18,976
UGH! LIKE, I FEEL LIKE
THAT'S WEIRD TO SAY...
NO, IT'S FINE.
1409
00:51:18,976 --> 00:51:19,260
...BUT, LIKE, I THINK IT COULD
BE THAT, WHICH IS CRAZY.
1410
00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:23,280
...BUT, LIKE, I THINK IT COULD
BE THAT, WHICH IS CRAZY.
1411
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,182
I'M A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE
OF CHARACTER
1412
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,850
WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE.
MM-HMM.
1413
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:31,021
UH, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
END UP WITH A BAD GUY.
1414
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:33,891
AND, LIKE,
JOE CAME IN TO THIS
1415
00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:35,993
AND, RIGHT OFF THE BAT,
I DIDN'T HAVE --
1416
00:51:35,993 --> 00:51:39,863
JUST A WEIRD FEELING ABOUT HIM,
AND I JUST --
1417
00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:42,266
I GET THE SENSE
THAT HE'S STILL KIND OF --
1418
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:46,303
HE'S NERVOUS BECAUSE HE'S
KIND OF PLAYING A LIE RIGHT NOW.
1419
00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:48,939
HE'S -- HE'S --
HE'S ALMOST LIVING A LIE...
WHICH IS?
1420
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:49,260
...WHICH IS NOT HIMSELF.
1421
00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:50,107
...WHICH IS NOT HIMSELF.
1422
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,241
HE'S JUST,
HE'S NOT BEING HIMSELF
1423
00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:52,309
BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID
TO LOSE YOU.
1424
00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:54,278
UM, HE'S AFRAID
HE'S GONNA BE EXPOSED.
1425
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,246
UM, A-AND --
EXPOSED IN WHAT WAY?
1426
00:51:56,246 --> 00:51:58,082
IN THE WAY
THAT HE REALLY IS,
1427
00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:00,150
THE WAY THAT HE WAS
WITH JUELIA.
1428
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:03,220
I DON'T LIKE IT.
1429
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,089
I DON'T LIKE IT.
1430
00:52:08,158 --> 00:52:10,060
Joe: WHEN YOU ARE
IN A RELATIONSHIP
1431
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:13,063
WITH THE PRETTIEST GIRL
IN THE WORLD,
1432
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:16,300
EVERY GUY IS GONNA
WANT TO DATE HER.
1433
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,935
WHEN EVERY GUY
WANTS TO DATE HER,
1434
00:52:17,935 --> 00:52:19,260
EVERY GUY WANTS TO TALK [BLEEP]
ABOUT THE GUY SHE'S WITH.
1435
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:20,204
EVERY GUY WANTS TO TALK [BLEEP]
ABOUT THE GUY SHE'S WITH.
1436
00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:23,240
EVERY GUY WANTS TO BAD-MOUTH HIM
TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK BETTER.
1437
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,975
THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS.
1438
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,176
DAN'S THAT GUY
THAT'LL DO THAT.
1439
00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:28,879
LIKE, HE'LL GO, "AW, I SAW JOE
SMOKE A CIGARETTE, SAMANTHA.
1440
00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,914
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
WITH A SMOKER."
1441
00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,249
MAN, I DI-- I DIDN'T GET
TO MAKE A STATEMENT, THOUGH.
1442
00:52:32,249 --> 00:52:34,118
YOU THINK HE'S JUST GONNA WALK
AND DO WHAT HE WANTS TO DO?
1443
00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:36,153
NO, HE'S NOT.
1444
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,088
WHAT IF I GRABBED YOUR GIRL
AND I TOOK HER DOWN THE BEACH
1445
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,156
AND WANTED TO TALK
TO HER?
1446
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:41,091
OOH! WHAT WOULD THAT --
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
1447
00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:43,894
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY I KNOW THAT
DAN IS ATTRACTED TO SAMANTHA.
1448
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,963
HE -- HE WANTS TO BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER.
1449
00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:48,332
DAN IS SOMEWHAT DESPERATE
FOR A ROSE,
1450
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,260
AND HE'S WILLING TO DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET A ROSE.
1451
00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:50,934
AND HE'S WILLING TO DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET A ROSE.
1452
00:52:50,934 --> 00:52:52,269
I WOULD RATHER
YOU DIDN'T END UP
1453
00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:54,838
IN A VERY DESTRUCTIVE
SITUATION.
1454
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:58,208
NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO THROW
SOMEONE UNDERNEATH THE BUS
1455
00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:01,845
OR DOWNGRADE SOMEONE
TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK BETTER.
1456
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,214
THERE WILL BE AN ALTERCATION.
1457
00:53:04,214 --> 00:53:07,017
IT'S JUST, WHEN THERE'S SMOKE,
THERE'S FIRE,
1458
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,086
AND IF THERE CONTINUES
TO BE SMOKE, LIKE --
1459
00:53:09,086 --> 00:53:10,888
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
1460
00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:13,057
CAN -- CAN I BORROW YOU
JUST FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS?
1461
00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:14,124
YEAH. OF COURSE.
1462
00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:15,292
I'LL BRING HER RIGHT BACK
TO YOU, OKAY?
1463
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:16,894
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO WORRIES,
MAN. NO WORRIES AT ALL.
1464
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:17,895
OKAY. YOU ALL RIGHT?
SORRY.
1465
00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:18,962
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'LL HANG OUT.
1466
00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:19,260
GOOD TALK, GOOD TALK.
YOU'RE GOOD.
1467
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,064
GOOD TALK, GOOD TALK.
YOU'RE GOOD.
1468
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:21,331
YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
YEAH.
1469
00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:23,133
I'LL BRING HER RIGHT BACK.
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
1470
00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:25,269
YEAH.
COME ON.
1471
00:53:25,269 --> 00:53:27,838
WATCH YOUR STEP, THERE.
1472
00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,873
JOE IS BASICALLY TRYING
TO PEE ON SAMANTHA
1473
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:30,974
LIKE SHE'S A FIRE HYDRANT,
1474
00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:33,010
AND LIKE LOCK HER UP
AND SMOTHER HER
1475
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,945
AND KEEP EVERY OTHER GUY
AWAY FROM HER
1476
00:53:34,945 --> 00:53:36,847
TO THE POINT THAT PARADISE ENDS.
1477
00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:39,183
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY
SOMETHING ALL NIGHT TO YOU,
1478
00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:41,919
AND I JUST HAVEN'T HAD
THE TIME,
1479
00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:45,089
AND I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW
IS PROBABLY THE BEST TIME.
1480
00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:48,092
JUST AS SOON AS WE'VE WALKED
THROUGH THIS LITTLE VALLEY HERE,
1481
00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:49,260
AND MAYBE UP THESE STEPS.
1482
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:49,927
AND MAYBE UP THESE STEPS.
1483
00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:54,131
YOU ALL RIGHT?
MM-HMM.
1484
00:53:54,131 --> 00:53:56,133
YEAH.
1485
00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:03,140
I THINK YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL
TONIGHT, BY THE WAY.
1486
00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:04,241
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1487
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:05,242
VERY SWEET OF YOU.
1488
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,276
[ CHUCKLES ]
1489
00:54:06,276 --> 00:54:08,145
[ SMOOCHES ]
OKAY.
1490
00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:09,847
[ Chuckling ]
THAT'S ALL YOU WANTED TO DO?
1491
00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:12,850
ALL I WANTED TO DO.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, MY GOSH.
1492
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:14,218
WELL, THANK YOU.
I'M SORRY.
1493
00:54:14,218 --> 00:54:16,120
I WON-- I WON'T DO IT AGAIN
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
1494
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,889
[ CHUCKLES ]
HUH?
1495
00:54:18,889 --> 00:54:19,260
YOU ALWAYS --
YOU CAN ALWAYS DO THAT.
1496
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:21,091
YOU ALWAYS --
YOU CAN ALWAYS DO THAT.
1497
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,026
I WILL.
[ LAUGHS ]
1498
00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,895
SO, I'LL LET YOU
FINISH YOUR TALK, AND...
1499
00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:25,963
THANK YOU.
1500
00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:27,197
...I'LL BE IN THERE
WAITING FOR YOU.
1501
00:54:27,197 --> 00:54:29,233
Joe: IT'S A GREAT FEELING.
IT'S A WONDERFUL FEELING.
1502
00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:30,901
I MEAN,
LIKE I'VE SAID A HUNDRED TIMES,
1503
00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:33,036
IT'S A -- IT'S A FEELING
THAT I HAVEN'T EVER EXPERIENCED,
1504
00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:34,304
I MEAN, THIS STRONG, THIS FAST.
1505
00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:37,040
SO, UM, I'M JUST ANXIOUS
TO SEE WHERE IT GOES.
1506
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,208
THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1507
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,910
EVERYTHING GOOD?
YEAH.
1508
00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:42,079
YEAH?
YEAH.
1509
00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:44,948
SO, IS HE UPSET THAT I'M TALKING
TO YOU RIGHT NOW, OR NO?
1510
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:45,949
I DON'T THINK SO.
1511
00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:47,217
OH, OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY.
1512
00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:49,086
YEAH, NO -- NO, I MEAN,
THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
1513
00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:49,260
HE JUST SAID, YEAH.
OKAY.
OKAY, YOU'RE FINE.
1514
00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:50,921
HE JUST SAID, YEAH.
OKAY.
OKAY, YOU'RE FINE.
1515
00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,122
JUST WANTED
TO COME SAY "HI".
NO, NO.
1516
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:56,160
UM, I WOULD FEEL REGRET IF YOU
WALKED OUT OF THIS SITUATION
1517
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,963
AND LITERALLY,
THE DAY AFTER YOU LANDED HOME,
1518
00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:03,333
ALL THIS COMES TO LIGHT
AND -- AND YOU WERE DO--
1519
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:05,135
WHAT DO YOU THINK'S
GONNA HAPPEN TO ME, THOUGH?
1520
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:06,236
WHEN YOU GET HOME?
1521
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:08,906
'CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN
ANYTHING NEGATIVE,
1522
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:11,108
SO IT'S SO HARD
FOR ME TO --
1523
00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:13,844
I THINK -- YOU WANT ME TO BE
COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU?
YEAH.
1524
00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:15,279
I THINK THE FIRST TIME
YOU'RE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
1525
00:55:15,279 --> 00:55:17,948
AND YOUR PHONE DIES, LIKE,
HE'S GONNA LOSE HIS MIND,
1526
00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,260
AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
END UP IN A SITUATION
1527
00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:21,218
AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
END UP IN A SITUATION
1528
00:55:21,218 --> 00:55:23,053
WHERE YOU'RE LIKE,
"WHY DID I WASTE THIS TIME?"
1529
00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:24,321
AND I THINK HE'S --
1530
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,157
I THINK HE'S PERPETUATED, LIKE,
A FALSE SENSE OF HIMSELF
1531
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,127
TO A POINT WHERE HE CAN'T
TURN HIS BACK ON IT.
1532
00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:32,062
AND I THINK --
AND EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE
FEELS THIS WAY.
1533
00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:33,197
AND I TH-- YEAH.
AND I --
1534
00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,965
THEN WHY AREN'T PEOPLE COMING
AND TELLING ME BESIDES YOU?
1535
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,233
'CAUSE WE ALL
HAVE TO LIVE TOGETHER.
1536
00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:38,302
AND I'M NOT TRYING TO TALK BAD.
I'M NOT --
1537
00:55:38,302 --> 00:55:40,137
I DON'T --
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST HIM
1538
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:42,272
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
THAT I THINK HE'S LEAD PEOPLE ON
1539
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,941
SINCE WE'VE BEEN HERE
1540
00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:45,943
AND I WOULD HATE TO SEE
ANOTHER PERSON FALL INTO THAT.
1541
00:55:45,943 --> 00:55:47,845
YOU MEAN JUELIA.
YEAH.
1542
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,260
LIKE I SAID, I JUST
WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU
END UP WITH A BAD GUY,
1543
00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:51,248
LIKE I SAID, I JUST
WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU
END UP WITH A BAD GUY,
1544
00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,317
AND -- AND I DON'T THINK
HE'S A GOOD GUY.
1545
00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:57,254
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
I'M VERY CONFLICTED.
DO YOU -- DO YOU WA--
1546
00:55:57,254 --> 00:55:59,923
Dan:
I WAS AS CLEAR AS I COULD BE,
1547
00:55:59,923 --> 00:56:02,292
AND -- AND I KNOW SHE WAS KIND
OF DISAPPOINTED WITH IT,
1548
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,928
BUT SHE WAS PROBABLY
PUT AT EASE,
1549
00:56:04,928 --> 00:56:06,897
KNOWING THAT EVERYTHING
SHE HEARD WAS TRUE
1550
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,198
AND IT CAME FROM MY MOUTH,
AS WELL.
1551
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,968
THANK YOU, THOUGH.
I APPRECIATE THE TALK.
YEAH, OF COURSE.
1552
00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,269
BEST-CASE SCENARIO
GOING IN TO TONIGHT --
1553
00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:14,905
JOE JUST SHOOTS HIMSELF
IN THE FOOT,
1554
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:17,207
SAMANTHA REALIZES
HOW MUCH SHE LIKES ME,
1555
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,876
I GET A ROSE FROM SAMANTHA,
1556
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,260
EVERYONE LIVES
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
1557
00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:20,277
EVERYONE LIVES
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
1558
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:21,879
[ LAUGHS ]
1559
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:29,853
♪♪
1560
00:56:35,025 --> 00:56:37,895
Mikey: EVERY ROSE CEREMONY
IS ALWAYS INTERESTING.
1561
00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:42,065
NEVER A DULL MOMENT,
UNPREDICTABLE, NERVE-RACKING.
1562
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,667
THIS WEEK,
THE GIRLS HAVE THE ROSES,
1563
00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:44,868
THE GUYS ARE ON THE HOT SEAT.
1564
00:56:44,868 --> 00:56:46,003
BIG NIGHT, AS ALWAYS.
1565
00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:48,972
Ashley I.: IT'S, LIKE,
CRAZY TO HAVE TO BE NERVOUS
1566
00:56:48,972 --> 00:56:50,974
WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH THE ROSES.
1567
00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:53,744
BUT I'M GONNA BE IN LOVE
WITH JARED,
1568
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,282
OR WHATEVER THE [BLEEP] I'M IN,
FOR AS LONG AS HE'S HERE.
1569
00:56:55,282 --> 00:56:58,982
OR WHATEVER THE [BLEEP] I'M IN,
FOR AS LONG AS HE'S HERE.
1570
00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:02,753
AND AMBER HAS ALREADY TOLD HIM
SHE'S GONNA GIVE HIM THE ROSE.
1571
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,658
GOOD EVENING.
1572
00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:09,793
WELCOME TO ANOTHER
ROSE CEREMONY.
1573
00:57:09,793 --> 00:57:13,764
WE ARE AT A VERY PIVOTAL POINT
HERE IN PARADISE,
1574
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,699
WHERE YOU NEED TO START
LOOKING AROUND.
1575
00:57:15,699 --> 00:57:16,967
YOU NEED TO TAKE STOCK
OF THE PEOPLE
1576
00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:19,536
THAT ARE HERE WITH YOU
IN PARADISE.
1577
00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:23,640
AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, LOOK AT
THE RELATIONSHIPS YOU ARE IN...
1578
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,282
OR THE RELATIONSHIPS
YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE IN.
1579
00:57:25,282 --> 00:57:25,943
OR THE RELATIONSHIPS
YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE IN.
1580
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:30,681
WHO'S REALLY HERE
FOR SINCERE REASONS?
1581
00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:32,749
WHO'S HERE TO FIND LOVE?
1582
00:57:32,749 --> 00:57:37,054
'CAUSE, AFTER ALL,
THAT IS THE GOAL OF PARADISE.
1583
00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,790
LADIES, YOU'RE HANDING OUT
THE ROSES TONIGHT.
1584
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,725
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
STEP FORWARD.
1585
00:57:41,725 --> 00:57:44,962
GENTLEMEN, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE
A ROSE TONIGHT,
1586
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,864
YOU WILL BE LEAVING PARADISE
FOREVER.
1587
00:57:47,864 --> 00:57:49,633
I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST,
1588
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:52,602
AND, IF YOU'RE READY,
CARLY, START US OFF.
1589
00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:53,904
OH, LORD.
1590
00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:55,282
Dan: THE GIRLS HAVE
THE ROSES TONIGHT.
1591
00:57:55,282 --> 00:57:56,707
Dan: THE GIRLS HAVE
THE ROSES TONIGHT.
1592
00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:58,775
THE DEFINITE GUARANTEES
1593
00:57:58,775 --> 00:58:00,610
IS CARLY'S GONNA GIVE
HER ROSE TO KIRK.
1594
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:01,611
KIRK.
1595
00:58:02,546 --> 00:58:05,882
THE MOMENT SHE SAYS "KIRK", IT'S
LIKE YOU CAN'T HELP BUT SMILE.
1596
00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:07,617
KIRK...
YES.
1597
00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:09,686
...WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE?
OF COURSE.
1598
00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:11,855
NOT A WHOLE LOT IN THIS WORLD
[SNAPS FINGERS]
1599
00:58:11,855 --> 00:58:14,858
CAUSES AN INSTANT SMILE, BUT
CARLY SAYING MY NAME DOES THAT.
1600
00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:16,593
JADE.
1601
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,596
JADE IS GONNA GIVE HERS
TO TANNER.
1602
00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:21,765
TANNER, WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
1603
00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:22,899
FOR SURE.
1604
00:58:22,899 --> 00:58:24,835
TENLEY WILL GIVE HERS
TO JOSHUA.
1605
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:25,282
WOULD YOU ACCEPT MY ROSE?
1606
00:58:25,282 --> 00:58:26,570
WOULD YOU ACCEPT MY ROSE?
1607
00:58:26,570 --> 00:58:27,804
EVERY TIME.
THANKS.
1608
00:58:27,804 --> 00:58:28,905
JUELIA.
1609
00:58:30,607 --> 00:58:31,975
MIKEY CAME BACK TO PARADISE
TO DATE JUELIA,
1610
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:34,745
SO THERE'S NO DOUBT JUELIA'S
GONNA GIVE HERS TO MIKEY.
1611
00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:38,949
MIKEY, YOU MADE SUCH AN AMAZING
GESTURE COMING BACK LAST WEEK,
1612
00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:41,585
AND I'M EXCITED TO SEE
WHERE THIS GOES.
ME TOO.
1613
00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:43,687
SO WOULD YOU PLEASE ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
1614
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:44,721
OF COURSE.
1615
00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:45,789
ASHLEY S.
1616
00:58:45,789 --> 00:58:47,657
OKAY.
1617
00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:49,993
AND THEN YOU HAVE NICK
AND ASHLEY S.
1618
00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:51,962
IT'S SO HARD, LITERALLY,
1619
00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:55,282
STANDING UP THERE
AND GIVING A ROSE OUT.
1620
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:55,832
STANDING UP THERE
AND GIVING A ROSE OUT.
1621
00:58:55,832 --> 00:58:58,001
LIKE, IT'S HARD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1622
00:58:58,001 --> 00:59:00,537
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
1623
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,572
IT REALLY IS.
1624
00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:07,844
[ LAUGHTER ]
1625
00:59:07,844 --> 00:59:08,912
NICK.
1626
00:59:08,912 --> 00:59:10,814
[ LAUGHTER ]
1627
00:59:10,814 --> 00:59:12,716
NICHOLAS...
1628
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,818
[ LAUGHTER ]
1629
00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:16,820
...WILL YOU ACCEPT
THIS ROSE?
1630
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:18,789
YES, I WILL.
1631
00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:20,824
THANK YOU.
1632
00:59:23,627 --> 00:59:24,795
Ashley I.: I'M STANDING
IN THE ROSE CEREMONY,
1633
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:25,282
AND I'M REALLY ANXIOUS TO SEE
1634
00:59:25,282 --> 00:59:27,564
AND I'M REALLY ANXIOUS TO SEE
1635
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,633
WHETHER I'LL BE ABLE
TO GIVE JARED MY ROSE.
1636
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,568
IF AMBER DOES GIVE HIM
THE ROSE,
1637
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,037
I WONDER IF HE'D EVEN
ACCEPT HER ROSE.
1638
00:59:35,972 --> 00:59:37,741
Amber:
ASHLEY DOES LIKE JARED,
1639
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:41,812
BUT I WAS REALLY STRAIGHTFORWARD
WITH JARED AND I JUST --
1640
00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:43,914
I WAS JUST LETTING HIM KNOW
HOW I WAS FEELING.
1641
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:46,616
I MEAN, HE HAS OPTIONS.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT.
1642
00:59:46,616 --> 00:59:49,686
HE HAS OPTIONS,
'CAUSE I DO WANT HIM, TOO.
1643
00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:55,282
ASHLEY I., GO AHEAD.
1644
00:59:55,282 --> 00:59:56,059
ASHLEY I., GO AHEAD.
1645
00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:01,598
JARED?
1646
01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:09,806
[ LAUGHS ] UM...
1647
01:00:09,806 --> 01:00:12,642
I'M REALLY GLAD
YOU'RE STANDING HERE...
GOOD. ME TOO.
1648
01:00:12,642 --> 01:00:14,945
...AND I'M REALLY GLAD
THAT I SAID WHAT I DID TODAY...
1649
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,646
I AM, TOO.
...AND YOU'RE CUTE,
1650
01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,849
AND I'M REALLY GLAD
THAT WE HAVE A WHOLE OTHER WEEK.
1651
01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:20,851
PERFECT. ME TOO.
1652
01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:23,787
Amber:
I HAVE FEELINGS FOR JARED,
1653
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,282
AND I ALMOST FEEL LIKE
HE'S KIND OF STUCK RIGHT NOW.
1654
01:00:25,282 --> 01:00:26,823
AND I ALMOST FEEL LIKE
HE'S KIND OF STUCK RIGHT NOW.
1655
01:00:26,823 --> 01:00:28,725
THANK YOU.
1656
01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:29,960
THANK YOU.
1657
01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:32,729
IT'S SO LAME.
1658
01:00:32,729 --> 01:00:34,764
I WAS GONNA GIVE MY ROSE
TO JARED,
1659
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:39,636
BUT ASHLEY'S BEEN SO ON JARED,
HE'S BEEN KIND OF WIFED-UP.
1660
01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,972
SUCKS.
1661
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:43,807
AMBER.
1662
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,918
Justin: AMBER'S REALLY
CONFLICTED RIGHT NOW.
1663
01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:55,282
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
HER HEAD'S AT.
1664
01:00:55,282 --> 01:00:56,019
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
HER HEAD'S AT.
1665
01:00:56,019 --> 01:00:57,821
I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE'S GONNA BE CHOOSING ME,
1666
01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:58,855
IF SHE'S CHOOSING DAN.
1667
01:00:58,855 --> 01:01:00,056
IF I DON'T GET AMBER'S ROSE,
1668
01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:02,859
THE ODDS ARE VERY SLIM THAT
I'M GETTING ANYBODY ELSE'S ROSE.
1669
01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:04,861
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]
1670
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:15,805
JUSTIN.
1671
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,879
AMAZING TIME...
LIKEWISE.
1672
01:01:22,879 --> 01:01:25,282
...ON OUR FIRST DATE,
AND, UM,
1673
01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:25,682
...ON OUR FIRST DATE,
AND, UM,
1674
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,752
I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO EXPLORE
AND EVERYTHING,
1675
01:01:28,752 --> 01:01:30,787
AND I-I THINK YOU DESERVE
TO BE HERE.
1676
01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:32,722
REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
SO, NO PROBLEM.
1677
01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:34,024
SO WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
1678
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,592
YES, I WILL.
OKAY.
1679
01:01:35,592 --> 01:01:37,861
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
1680
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,896
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OF COURSE.
1681
01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:53,910
GENTLEMEN, SAMANTHA HAS
THE FINAL ROSE TONIGHT.
1682
01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,282
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
1683
01:01:55,282 --> 01:01:55,712
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
1684
01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:11,595
Joe: GOING INTO TONIGHT,
I-I FEEL CONFIDENT
1685
01:02:11,595 --> 01:02:13,597
THAT SAM AND I IS KIND OF
ON THE SAME PAGE AGAIN.
1686
01:02:13,597 --> 01:02:15,799
SHE KNOWS WHO I REALLY AM,
SHE KNOWS WHO THE REAL JOE IS,
1687
01:02:15,799 --> 01:02:17,667
AND I REALLY FEEL LIKE
THE DRAMA'S DONE.
1688
01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:18,902
I FEEL LIKE THAT SAM AND I
CAN MOVE FORWARD,
1689
01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,870
AND IT'S NOT ME
BEING OVERLY CONFIDENT,
1690
01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:22,939
IT'S JUST ME STATING THE FACTS.
1691
01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:26,876
Dan: SO, SAMANTHA HAS
THE LAST ROSE TONIGHT,
1692
01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:29,679
AND I REALLY WANT HER
TO GIVE IT TO ME INSTEAD OF JOE.
1693
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:31,681
AND I PULLED SAMANTHA ASIDE
TONIGHT,
1694
01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:33,683
AND I KNOW SHE'S STILL
INTO JOE, UM,
1695
01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:34,884
BUT I'M STILL INTO SAMANTHA,
1696
01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:36,720
SO I TOLD HER
JOE WAS NO GOOD FOR HER,
1697
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,622
BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE HEARD ME.
1698
01:02:38,622 --> 01:02:40,624
AT THIS POINT,
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
1699
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:43,960
THIS HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST
ROLLER-COASTER RIDE OF MY LIFE.
1700
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:47,731
I'VE NEVER, EVER FELT
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
1701
01:02:47,731 --> 01:02:50,900
TO BE IN DRAMA,
AND IT SUCKS.
1702
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:53,670
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]
1703
01:02:55,705 --> 01:02:57,674
AND...
1704
01:02:57,674 --> 01:03:01,044
DAN, I WOULD LIKE
TO GIVE YOU THIS ROSE.
1705
01:03:08,985 --> 01:03:11,054
Ashley I.:
SAM JUST GAVE HER ROSE TO DAN,
1706
01:03:11,054 --> 01:03:15,025
AND I AM LIKE,
"WHAT IN THE [BLEEP] WORLD?"
1707
01:03:17,027 --> 01:03:18,762
Mikey:
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
1708
01:03:18,762 --> 01:03:20,930
SAM GIVES A ROSE TO DAN,
AND I'M TOTALLY SHOCKED.
1709
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:24,901
THIS MOVE BY SAM IS COMPLETELY
UNEXPECTED, OFF THE WALL.
1710
01:03:24,901 --> 01:03:25,282
WEIRDEST THING IN MY LIFE,
BUT WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE?
1711
01:03:25,282 --> 01:03:27,671
WEIRDEST THING IN MY LIFE,
BUT WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE?
1712
01:03:27,671 --> 01:03:28,672
I WOULD LOVE TO.
1713
01:03:28,672 --> 01:03:29,773
OKAY.
1714
01:03:29,773 --> 01:03:31,841
YOU'RE DESERVING
OF FINDING LOVE.
1715
01:03:31,841 --> 01:03:33,710
YOU SURE?
UH-HUH.
1716
01:03:33,710 --> 01:03:35,645
[ HEART BEATS RAPIDLY ]
1717
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,014
Tanner: I AM SHOCKED TO SEE
SAMANTHA PICK DAN OVER JOE.
1718
01:03:38,014 --> 01:03:40,583
SAMANTHA IS COMPLETELY
FULL OF [BLEEP] AT THIS POINT.
1719
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:42,052
Samantha:
JOE IS GOING HOME TONIGHT.
1720
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,653
IT JUST MAKES SENSE.
1721
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,655
HE'S THE VILLAIN
IN THIS SITUATION,
1722
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:48,825
AND IT SUCKS THAT IT TOOK ME
THIS LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT.
1723
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,694
PEOPLE MIGHT QUESTION
WHAT I'M DOING,
1724
01:03:50,694 --> 01:03:52,662
BUT ALL THAT I CAN CARE ABOUT
1725
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:53,963
IS THAT I'M MAKING
THE RIGHT DECISION FOR ME.
1726
01:03:53,963 --> 01:03:55,282
WOW, SHOCKER.
1727
01:03:55,282 --> 01:03:56,800
WOW, SHOCKER.
1728
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,601
Chris H.:
JOE, I'M SORRY.
1729
01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:00,003
TAKE A MOMENT.
SAY YOUR GOODBYES.
1730
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:03,807
Tanner: I THINK JOE IS FEELING
BACKSTABBED BY SAM.
1731
01:04:03,807 --> 01:04:05,875
SORRY, YOU GUYS. I DON'T WANT
TO DEAL WITH ANY MORE DRAMA.
1732
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,678
WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
I JUST DON'T WANT TO DEAL
WITH ANYTHING ANYMORE.
1733
01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:09,946
YOU CAN'T HELP
BUT FEEL BAD FOR JOE.
1734
01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:11,748
SAMANTHA IS REVEALING HERSELF
1735
01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:14,684
TO BE THE CHESS-MASTER
SPIDER-WOMAN FROM HELL.
1736
01:04:16,753 --> 01:04:18,021
Tanner: OH, GOD.
1737
01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,657
JOE WAS FINALLY RIGHT
ABOUT HIS PARANOIA FOR ONCE.
1738
01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:21,991
SHE STILL THINKS
SHE'S FLAWLESS IN THIS.
1739
01:04:21,991 --> 01:04:24,627
NOTHING WAS HER FAULT.
NOTHING.
1740
01:04:24,627 --> 01:04:25,282
JOE GOT CAUGHT UP
IN SOME [BLEEP] ON THIS ONE.
1741
01:04:25,282 --> 01:04:27,731
JOE GOT CAUGHT UP
IN SOME [BLEEP] ON THIS ONE.
1742
01:04:27,731 --> 01:04:29,032
HE GOT IN BED
WITH THE DEVIL.
1743
01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:36,840
COMING UP...
1744
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,708
SAM, WHAT YOU DID
WASN'T RIGHT, RIGHT THERE.
1745
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,610
YOU NEED TO OWN UP
TO YOUR MISTAKES AS WELL,
1746
01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:41,611
AND YOU HAVEN'T.
1747
01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:43,747
I LIVE MY LIFE
BASED ON THE TRUTH.
1748
01:04:43,747 --> 01:04:46,816
I THINK THE GROUP NEEDS TO SEE
A TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT ME.
1749
01:04:46,816 --> 01:04:48,952
HOW MANY GUYS DID YOU TALK TO
BEFORE YOU CAME HERE?
1750
01:04:48,952 --> 01:04:51,821
Tanner: SAM HAS BEEN THE PUPPET
MASTER IN THIS WHOLE DEAL NOW.
1751
01:04:51,821 --> 01:04:52,989
SHE'S JUST NOT OWNING UP TO IT.
1752
01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:55,282
I THINK I HAVE EXPLAINED
EVERYTHING I KIND OF CAN
1753
01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:55,925
I THINK I HAVE EXPLAINED
EVERYTHING I KIND OF CAN
1754
01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:57,627
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
1755
01:04:57,627 --> 01:05:00,964
SHE'S LYING,
AND PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
1756
01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:03,967
Joe: AMERICA WILL SEE EXACTLY
WHO THE REAL SAMANTHA IS.
1757
01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:10,039
♪♪
1758
01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:12,742
Carly: THIS ROSE CEREMONY
IS SUPER INSANE.
1759
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,911
IN PARADISE, YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
1760
01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:17,614
YOU HAVE LIKE
NINE LIVES, DUDE.
1761
01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:19,015
Nick:
CRAP STORM HAPPENED.
1762
01:05:19,015 --> 01:05:22,752
I THINK EVERYBODY JUST ASSUMED
SAMANTHA WAS GONNA PICK JOE,
1763
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:24,721
THEN SHE GETS UP THERE
1764
01:05:24,721 --> 01:05:27,791
AND [CHUCKLES] GIVES THE ROSE
TO DAN!
1765
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,827
I GET THAT I'M HERE, BUT
I DON'T GET, LIKE, WHY. YEAH.
1766
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:34,768
CACA HIT THE FAN
AND HERE WE SIT, WITH NO JOE.
1767
01:05:34,768 --> 01:05:36,599
CACA HIT THE FAN
AND HERE WE SIT, WITH NO JOE.
1768
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:39,803
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
I DON'T -- LIKE...
1769
01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,905
THIS DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE, SAM.
1770
01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:44,741
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER,
IT WAS GREAT...
1771
01:05:44,741 --> 01:05:46,576
UNTIL YOU TALKED
TO DAN TONIGHT.
1772
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:47,844
THERE'S TOO MUCH DRAMA
FOLLOWING ME.
1773
01:05:47,844 --> 01:05:49,546
I DON'T KNOW HOW --
WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
1774
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:50,814
THERE WAS NO DRAMA
UNTIL YOU TALKED TO DAN.
1775
01:05:50,814 --> 01:05:52,715
IF YOU HAD SAID "NO" TO DAN,
THERE'D HAVE BEEN NO DRAMA.
1776
01:05:52,715 --> 01:05:54,651
THERE HAS BEEN EVERY DAY.
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS MORE.
1777
01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:55,885
THERE HAS BEEN.
I TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS.
1778
01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:59,589
I GAVE YOU NO REASON TO BELIEVE
ANY OF THAT.
1779
01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:01,624
NO REASON.
1780
01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:03,760
SHE'S STANDING DOWN THERE HAVING
A CONVERSATION WITH HIM.
1781
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:04,768
BETWEEN THE TIME THAT THEY
WERE SITTING DOWN,
1782
01:06:04,768 --> 01:06:05,628
BETWEEN THE TIME THAT THEY
WERE SITTING DOWN,
1783
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,931
HOLDING HANDS,
TO NOT GIVING HIM A ROSE.
1784
01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:10,033
Tanner: JOE AND SAMANTHA --
HE DUG HIS OWN GRAVE,
1785
01:06:10,033 --> 01:06:11,901
BECAUSE SAMANTHA IS LIKE
A PRAYING MANTIS.
1786
01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:14,637
AFTER SHE'S DONE WITH A GUY,
SHE RIPS THEIR HEADS OFF.
1787
01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:16,739
YOU HAVE TOTALLY LED ME ON
THIS WHOLE TIME.
1788
01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:18,007
-NO, I HAVEN'T.
-YEAH, YOU DID.
1789
01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:20,009
YOU TOLD ME ON THE COUCH,
LOOKED ME IN THE EYE,
1790
01:06:20,009 --> 01:06:21,744
HOLDING MY HAND,
"JOE, YOU HAVE --
1791
01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:22,879
YOU'RE GETTING MY ROSE,
100%."
1792
01:06:22,879 --> 01:06:24,781
ABSOLUTELY, THAT'S WHAT I FELT
IN THAT MOMENT.
1793
01:06:24,781 --> 01:06:25,915
-AND YOU KISSED ME.
-100%.
1794
01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:27,684
LOOK, IF YOUR FEELINGS
ARE THAT STRONG,
1795
01:06:27,684 --> 01:06:29,018
THEY DON'T CHANGE IN AN HOUR.
-THEY DO.
1796
01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:31,020
Tanner: SHE JUST TAKES
NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
1797
01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,989
"I JUST DON'T LIKE
THE DRAMA!"
1798
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,768
IT'S LIKE, "BITCH,
YOU ARE THE DRAMA!"
1799
01:06:34,768 --> 01:06:36,025
IT'S LIKE, "BITCH,
YOU ARE THE DRAMA!"
1800
01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:38,061
DID YOU -- DID YOU NOT
REALIZE YOU MADE IT?
1801
01:06:38,061 --> 01:06:39,929
SAMANTHA'S EQUALLY RESPONSIBLE
1802
01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:42,665
IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION
WITH HER AND JOE.
1803
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:45,768
LIKE, SHE JUST NEEDS TO BUCK UP
AND TAKE THE FREAKING BLAME
1804
01:06:45,768 --> 01:06:47,837
INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT
ALL ON JOE.
1805
01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:49,873
TAKES TWO TO TANGO.
1806
01:06:49,873 --> 01:06:51,708
YOU APOLOGIZED FOR HOW MUCH
DRAMA YOU PUT ME THROUGH.
1807
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:52,742
THIS IS
JUST ANOTHER THING.
1808
01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:53,943
HOW MUCH DRAMA
DID YOU PUT ME THROUGH?
1809
01:06:53,943 --> 01:06:55,812
AT LEAST SHE'LL BE
MEMORABLE THIS TIME.
1810
01:06:55,812 --> 01:06:57,714
SHE WILL GET
MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS.
1811
01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:58,982
WHOOPEE.
1812
01:06:58,982 --> 01:07:01,885
Juelia: I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHO SAMANTHA IS.
1813
01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:04,587
I THOUGHT THAT I DID,
BUT I DEFINITELY KNOW NOW
1814
01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:04,768
THAT NOT ONLY DO
I NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS,
1815
01:07:04,768 --> 01:07:06,689
THAT NOT ONLY DO
I NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS,
1816
01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:07,891
BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
1817
01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:09,959
IT'S SO CRAZY HOW
I LITERALLY THOUGHT
1818
01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:11,961
THAT YOU COULD BE THE ONE,
1819
01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:14,697
AND THEN IT WENT TO SUCH
A NEGATIVE PLACE...
1820
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:15,932
...AND SO I REALLY WANTED TO
BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE.
1821
01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:20,703
NO. W-WHY WOULD I LET YOU GO
RIGHT NOW?
1822
01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:24,541
NO, I HAD VALIDATION
THAT THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
1823
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:25,675
BECAUSE
IF YOU HAD VALIDATION,
1824
01:07:25,675 --> 01:07:27,010
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE CAME TO ME
JUST YESTERDAY, SAYING,
1825
01:07:27,010 --> 01:07:29,012
"HEY, I'M NOT GOING ON A DATE.
I WANT TO WORK IT OUT."
1826
01:07:29,012 --> 01:07:30,547
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1827
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:31,748
I WAS SO SWEPT AWAY
ON OUR FIRST DATE
1828
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:32,749
THAT I WAS BLINDSIDED
1829
01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:34,651
AND I COULDN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE.
1830
01:07:34,651 --> 01:07:34,768
I THOUGHT,
"PEOPLE AREN'T HAPPY FOR US
1831
01:07:34,768 --> 01:07:36,619
I THOUGHT,
"PEOPLE AREN'T HAPPY FOR US
1832
01:07:36,619 --> 01:07:38,988
BECAUSE YOU HURT JUELIA," AND
THAT'S HONESTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.
1833
01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:40,723
AND THEY THOUGHT
YOU WERE PART OF IT.
1834
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:41,958
YEAH, THEY THOUGHT
YOU WERE PART OF IT.
1835
01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,593
THEY DID.
AND YOU WERE.
1836
01:07:43,593 --> 01:07:44,861
-YOU'RE THE REASON WH--
-HURTI-- HURTING HER?
1837
01:07:44,861 --> 01:07:45,895
YEAH, YOU WERE.
1838
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,597
NO, YOU COULD HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER.
1839
01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:48,798
THAT HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH ME.
1840
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:49,933
YOU DIDN'T -- BUT YOU NEVER
ASKED JUELIA WHEN SHE WAS --
1841
01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:51,000
IF YOU HADN'T COME
INTO THE PICTURE LATER,
1842
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,835
I COULD BE IN A RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
1843
01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:54,671
LIKE, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
THAT'S ALL TIMING.
YOU NEVER TALKED TO --
1844
01:07:54,671 --> 01:07:56,005
YOU ASKED ME ON A DATE, YOU KNEW
I WAS INTERESTED IN YOU...
1845
01:07:56,005 --> 01:07:57,907
-I WANTED TO COME IN HERE AND --
-...YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ME.
1846
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,676
MAYBE IT WASN'T THE RIGHT WAY,
BUT FOR ME IT WAS.
1847
01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:00,977
JUST ADMIT IT THAT YOU CAME HERE
INTERESTED IN ME.
1848
01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:03,580
JUST ADMIT IT.
I CAME HERE INTERESTED
IN FOUR DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
1849
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:04,768
I THINK THE GROUP NEEDS TO SEE
A TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT ME --
1850
01:08:04,768 --> 01:08:06,015
I THINK THE GROUP NEEDS TO SEE
A TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT ME --
1851
01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,851
"DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO GET A ROSE."
1852
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:11,788
THAT'S AN INSULT AND CRAZY,
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT ME,
1853
01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:15,792
THAT'S NOT MY CHARACTER,
AND I'M EXTREMELY HURT BY THAT,
1854
01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:18,695
BECAUSE I LIVE MY LIFE
BASED ON THE TRUTH.
1855
01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:20,597
WELL, YOU TALKED TO ME
FOR A MONTH AND A HALF
1856
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:21,965
VIA TEXT MESSAGES
AND PHONE CALLS AND YOU KNOW --
1857
01:08:21,965 --> 01:08:24,634
I'M SORRY THAT YOU THINK
THAT THERE'S A RELATIONSHIP
1858
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,636
BUILT OVER A TEXT MESSAGE.
-NO, THERE ISN'T.
1859
01:08:26,636 --> 01:08:27,804
NO, I'M SAYING
I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.
1860
01:08:27,804 --> 01:08:28,938
I'LL SHOW EVERYBODY
THE TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT ME.
1861
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:31,040
-THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
-I GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
1862
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,009
-BUT LISTEN. EVERYBODY --
-BUT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO HIDE.
1863
01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:34,768
[ Chuckling ]
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO HIDE?
1864
01:08:34,768 --> 01:08:35,645
[ Chuckling ]
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO HIDE?
1865
01:08:35,645 --> 01:08:37,547
SAM, WHAT YOU DID
WASN'T RIGHT, RIGHT THERE.
1866
01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:39,716
YOU NEED TO OWN UP
TO YOUR MISTAKES, AS WELL,
1867
01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:40,850
AND YOU HAVEN'T.
1868
01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:42,919
I WISH THAT YOU WOULD
HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR HEART,
1869
01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:44,821
AND NOT 10 OTHER PEOPLE.
1870
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,789
-I DID FOR TOO LONG.
-THAT'S -- THAT SUCKS.
1871
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:47,824
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
1872
01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:49,726
ARE YOU GONNA BE WITH ME
OR EVERYONE ELSE?
1873
01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:50,893
AT THE END OF THE DAY?
1874
01:08:50,893 --> 01:08:53,930
YEAH, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER,
WHO ARE YOU GONNA BE WITH?
1875
01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:55,932
MYSELF...OR ANYBODY
THAT I FIND HAPPINESS WITH.
1876
01:08:55,932 --> 01:08:57,967
THAT'S SAD. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A LOT OF CATS, TOO.
1877
01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,603
YOU'RE GONNA BE BY YOURSELF.
YEAH.
1878
01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:04,768
Samantha: I'M EXTREMELY
DISAPPOINTED IN JOE.
1879
01:09:04,768 --> 01:09:06,009
Samantha: I'M EXTREMELY
DISAPPOINTED IN JOE.
1880
01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:09,912
I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.
IT'S BEEN A COMPLETE NIGHTMARE.
1881
01:09:09,912 --> 01:09:13,583
I'VE NEVER DEALT WITH DRAMA
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE,
1882
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:14,917
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
TO DEAL WITH IT.
1883
01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:16,853
AND THIS WHOLE DRAMA --
1884
01:09:16,853 --> 01:09:19,722
I FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE, KIND OF
A VICTIM IN THIS SITUATION.
1885
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:31,567
Joe: THE THING ABOUT PARADISE
IS IT'S FULL OF JEALOUSY
1886
01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:34,768
AND IT'S FULL
OF SNEAKY [BLEEP]
1887
01:09:34,768 --> 01:09:34,771
AND IT'S FULL
OF SNEAKY [BLEEP]
1888
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:36,706
JUST, I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT,
1889
01:09:36,706 --> 01:09:38,975
JUST SNEAKY,
CUTTHROAT INDIVIDUALS.
1890
01:09:38,975 --> 01:09:40,610
THAT'S ALL IT'S FULL OF.
1891
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:41,611
IS THIS A RUMARITA?
1892
01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:43,546
WATER. DO YOU NEED
SOMETHING STRONGER?
1893
01:09:43,546 --> 01:09:44,714
AND THEN THE DRAMA
WASN'T EVEN A GUY I KNEW,
1894
01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:48,685
THAT SOME WEASEL LIKE DAN
WAS GONNA SAY SOME STUFF
1895
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,853
TO TRY TO SAVE HIS OWN ASS.
1896
01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:55,658
IF I SEE DAN COX
OUT IN PUBLIC SOMEWHERE...
1897
01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:58,061
THERE WILL BE AN ALTERCATION,
I PROMISE YOU THAT.
1898
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:01,864
[ SLAMS BOTTLE ]
1899
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,768
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS
GONNA LEAVE PARADISE WITH SAM.
1900
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:05,535
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS
GONNA LEAVE PARADISE WITH SAM.
1901
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:08,971
AND FOR IT
TO BE GOING SO WELL...
1902
01:10:08,971 --> 01:10:11,841
AND MADE TO FEEL SO GOOD...
1903
01:10:11,841 --> 01:10:13,743
AND THEN SHE GOES
AND SENDS ME HOME,
1904
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:15,645
I JUST -- I --
IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
1905
01:10:15,645 --> 01:10:16,679
I DON'T KNOW.
1906
01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:20,583
JUST SUCKS.
1907
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:23,986
-YOU READY?
-YEAH.
1908
01:10:23,986 --> 01:10:24,987
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1909
01:10:24,987 --> 01:10:26,689
Samantha:
I CAME HERE TO FIND LOVE.
1910
01:10:26,689 --> 01:10:28,024
I DIDN'T COME HERE
FOR ANY OTHER REASON,
1911
01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:30,026
I HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE,
1912
01:10:30,026 --> 01:10:32,695
AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG
WITH JOE.
1913
01:10:32,695 --> 01:10:34,768
THE EXTENT OF ME AND JOE'S
RELATIONSHIP BEFORE WE GOT HERE
1914
01:10:34,768 --> 01:10:34,864
THE EXTENT OF ME AND JOE'S
RELATIONSHIP BEFORE WE GOT HERE
1915
01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:36,833
WAS JUST, LIKE,
RANDOM TEXT MESSAGES.
1916
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:40,603
THERE WAS NO PLOTTING WITH JOE
AT ALL.
1917
01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:43,773
Joe: SHE CLEARLY SAID, "DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET A ROSE
1918
01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:44,874
'CAUSE I'M EXCITED TO MEET YOU."
1919
01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:47,043
AND I WILL SHOW THIS,
RIGHT HERE.
1920
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,581
DO YOU SEE THAT?
1921
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,916
THIS IS SAMANTHA'S.
1922
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:57,754
TWO STEPS -- DO WHATEVER IT
TAKES TO GET A ROSE.
1923
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,922
I DO NOT CARE.
1924
01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:04,768
NUMBER TWO -- DO NOT GET
COMPLETELY WIFED-UP.
1925
01:11:04,768 --> 01:11:04,794
NUMBER TWO -- DO NOT GET
COMPLETELY WIFED-UP.
1926
01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:06,763
SO, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
1927
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:08,765
SHE HAS TO LIVE WITH
THE DECISIONS SHE MADE.
1928
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,933
THAT'S NOT -- I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
1929
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,668
SHE HAS TO LIVE WITH THAT.
1930
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:14,804
-[ LAUGHS ] IS THIS IT?
-YEAH.
1931
01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:17,740
A GIRL LIKE THAT DOESN'T END UP
WITH A GUY LIKE ME.
1932
01:11:19,575 --> 01:11:21,978
THEY SHOULDN'T END UP WITH ME,
BECAUSE I DESERVE BETTER.
1933
01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:28,684
AMERICA WILL SEE EXACTLY
WHO THE REAL SAMANTHA IS.
1934
01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,664
♪♪
1935
01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:52,041
Tanner:
SAMANTHA PICKED DAN OVER JOE,
1936
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:54,644
BUT AT THE BEGINNING
OF THE COCKTAIL PARTY,
1937
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,813
SHE TOLD THE ENTIRE GROUP
HOW EXCITED SHE WAS
1938
01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,781
TO PURSUE THINGS WITH JOE AGAIN.
1939
01:11:58,781 --> 01:12:00,850
I THINK PEOPLE ARE
STARTING TO FEEL BAD FOR JOE.
1940
01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:04,787
JOE DEFINITELY IS IN THE WRONG,
BUT SAM IS THE PUPPET MASTER.
1941
01:12:04,787 --> 01:12:06,055
JOE IS JUST THE PUPPET.
1942
01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:06,893
I THINK
I SPEAK FOR THE GROUP
1943
01:12:06,893 --> 01:12:07,623
I THINK
I SPEAK FOR THE GROUP
1944
01:12:07,623 --> 01:12:08,791
THAT WE'RE HAPPY
TO HAVE YOU HERE,
1945
01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:11,761
AND NO ONE BLAMES YOU
FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED --
1946
01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,629
YOU KNOW,
FOR ANY OF THE DRAMA.
1947
01:12:13,629 --> 01:12:15,565
YOU CAME INTO
A PRETTY AWKWARD SITUATION.
1948
01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:17,834
SAMANTHA SUCKS.
1949
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:21,037
I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN
SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1950
01:12:21,037 --> 01:12:23,973
YOU KNOW, IT WAS FOLLOWING ME
AROUND THE WHOLE TIME,
1951
01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:27,610
AND, TO CLARIFY, JOE HAD REACHED
OUT TO ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA
1952
01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:30,980
AND WE TEXTED...BRIEFLY.
1953
01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:35,751
I'VE NEVER TALKED TO OR MET HIM
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1954
01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:36,893
I'M HERE BEING
100% OPEN AND HONEST.
1955
01:12:36,893 --> 01:12:38,988
I'M HERE BEING
100% OPEN AND HONEST.
1956
01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,924
I DID NOT THINK
I WOULD HIT IT OFF WITH JOE.
1957
01:12:41,924 --> 01:12:44,727
I THINK HE THOUGHT SO
1958
01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:47,763
WAY MORE THAN I EVER WOULD HAVE
IMAGINED THAT HAD HAPPENED,
1959
01:12:47,763 --> 01:12:50,900
AND, UNFORTUNATELY, I WISH
NONE OF IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
1960
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:55,771
SO, ANYWAY, I'M SORRY,
EVERYBODY, FOR EVERYTHING.
1961
01:12:55,771 --> 01:12:56,873
IT'S NOT ME.
1962
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,775
Carly:
THIS IS A FAKE APOLOGY.
1963
01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:02,778
SHE'S LYING,
AND PEOPLE KNOW THAT.
1964
01:13:02,778 --> 01:13:05,781
I WILL SAY ONE THING,
JUST IN JOE'S DEFENSE.
1965
01:13:05,781 --> 01:13:06,893
I THINK THAT BOTH YOU AND JOE
DID THINGS WRONG.
1966
01:13:06,893 --> 01:13:10,052
I THINK THAT BOTH YOU AND JOE
DID THINGS WRONG.
1967
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:12,955
I JUST DON'T WANT TO THINK
IT'S ONE-SIDED.
1968
01:13:12,955 --> 01:13:16,592
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO, LIKE,
FALL ON THE SWORD.
1969
01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:17,894
I THINK THERE WAS
A LOT OF THINGS
1970
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:20,630
THAT WERE UNFORTUNATELY
HAPPENING...
1971
01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:21,864
ON BOTH PARTIES.
1972
01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:24,834
I THINK I'VE EXPLAINED
EVERYTHING I KIND OF CAN,
1973
01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:26,869
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
1974
01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:30,706
♪♪
1975
01:13:30,706 --> 01:13:32,942
HOW MANY GUYS DID YOU TALK TO
BEFORE YOU CAME HERE?
1976
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:34,577
'CAUSE -- WAS DAN INCLUDED?
1977
01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:36,812
DAN INCLUDED?
1978
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:36,893
I'M ASKING YOU
A QUESTION RIGHT NOW.
1979
01:13:36,893 --> 01:13:38,948
I'M ASKING YOU
A QUESTION RIGHT NOW.
1980
01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:41,717
LIKE, WAS DAN INCLUDED
IN THE GUYS YOU TALKED TO
1981
01:13:41,717 --> 01:13:44,620
BEFORE YOU CAME HERE?
-NO!
1982
01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:48,624
SAM, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL,
1983
01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:52,028
BUT I'M LITERALLY, LIKE,
I'M STRUCK BY YOUR BEAUTY.
1984
01:13:52,028 --> 01:13:55,698
LIKE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE
YOU'RE COMING FROM RIGHT NOW.
1985
01:13:55,698 --> 01:13:56,866
I REALLY DON'T.
1986
01:13:56,866 --> 01:14:01,604
LIKE, I LITERALLY AM HONESTLY
FEEL SO STRUCK BY YOU.
1987
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,973
WHAT THE [BLEEP]
IS GOING ON?
1988
01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:06,893
I'M SORRY. SAMANTHA, WHAT
THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1989
01:14:06,893 --> 01:14:11,580
I'M SORRY. SAMANTHA, WHAT
THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1990
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:15,985
YOU ARE SO PRETTY,
BUT IT'S LIKE APHRODITE.
1991
01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,653
IT'S LIKE A GAME.
1992
01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:21,724
LIKE, YOU WEREN'T BORN
OUT OF A FLOWER OR A SEASHELL.
1993
01:14:24,727 --> 01:14:26,796
SHE'S LIKE A DEAD BIRD TO ME.
1994
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:31,968
[ CRYING ]
1995
01:14:33,703 --> 01:14:34,904
THERE GOES DAN.
1996
01:14:34,904 --> 01:14:36,706
Tanner: SAMANTHA IS ONE
OF THE MOST MANIPULATIVE WOMEN
1997
01:14:36,706 --> 01:14:36,893
I'VE EVER MET.
1998
01:14:36,893 --> 01:14:37,707
I'VE EVER MET.
1999
01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:39,008
SHE'S STRINGING DAN ALONG,
2000
01:14:39,008 --> 01:14:42,778
BUT I HONESTLY DON'T THINK
SAMANTHA IS INTERESTED IN DAN.
2001
01:14:42,778 --> 01:14:44,814
-[ SOBBING ]
-HEY, COME HERE.
2002
01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:49,585
I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN IT ALL,
2003
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:52,722
UNTIL SAMANTHA KICKED JOE
TO THE CURB AND KEPT ME.
2004
01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:54,623
[ SOBBING ]
2005
01:14:54,623 --> 01:14:55,992
PRETTY SURE SAMANTHA
GAVE ME THE ROSE
2006
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:58,627
BECAUSE THERE IS POTENTIAL
WITH SAMANTHA,
2007
01:14:58,627 --> 01:14:59,962
AND IT'S MUTUAL.
2008
01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:04,000
IT'S JUST SO CRAZY,
LIKE, ALL OF THIS.
2009
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,893
TO BE QUESTIONED THAT, LIKE --
THAT I'VE BEEN, LIKE, FAKING IT
2010
01:15:06,893 --> 01:15:07,837
TO BE QUESTIONED THAT, LIKE --
THAT I'VE BEEN, LIKE, FAKING IT
2011
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,006
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT
IS JUST, LIKE, CRAZY.
2012
01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:11,941
I CAN'T FAKE THIS.
-MM-HMM.
2013
01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:15,845
I DON'T THINK SAM EVER LIED
ABOUT HER INTENTION WITH JOE.
2014
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:17,713
SHE'S A REALLY,
REALLY GOOD PERSON,
2015
01:15:17,713 --> 01:15:18,814
AND, UH, I THINK SAMANTHA
2016
01:15:18,814 --> 01:15:20,683
DEFINITELY DESERVES
BETTER THAN JOE.
2017
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:23,919
YOU LITERALLY FELL INTO JUST
A REALLY BAD SITUATION.
2018
01:15:23,919 --> 01:15:26,856
IT'S NO FAULT OF YOURS.
I PROMISE YOU.
2019
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:29,625
JOE WAS THE ONE
COMPLETELY AT FAULT,
2020
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:32,995
SO FOR ME, I DON'T REALLY SEE
ANY RED FLAGS WITH SAMANTHA.
2021
01:15:32,995 --> 01:15:34,864
IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU COULD GET ME A TISSUE?
2022
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,065
-WHAT'S THAT?
-YOU HAVE ONE?
2023
01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:36,893
-MM-HMM.
-THANK YOU.
2024
01:15:36,893 --> 01:15:37,767
-MM-HMM.
-THANK YOU.
2025
01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:39,835
Dan: EVEN IF IT'S BY DEFAULT
THAT I'M HER NEXT OPTION,
2026
01:15:39,835 --> 01:15:42,004
I THINK WE COULD PROBABLY FORM
SOMETHING PRETTY SPECIAL.
2027
01:15:42,004 --> 01:15:43,739
KNOW YOU STILL HAVE
TIME HERE.
2028
01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:45,007
YOU STILL HAVE
AN OPPORTUNITY.
2029
01:15:45,007 --> 01:15:46,842
YOU DIDN'T WASTE IT WITH SOMEONE
WHO DIDN'T KNOW YOU
2030
01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:48,010
OR DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOU
2031
01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:50,646
AND THEN END UP MISSING OUT
ON SOMETHING ELSE, SO...
2032
01:15:50,646 --> 01:15:53,616
I CAN ONLY REALLY SEE MYSELF
HERE WITH SAMANTHA.
2033
01:15:53,616 --> 01:15:54,917
BESIDES KIRK AND CARLY,
2034
01:15:54,917 --> 01:15:57,853
I THINK SAMANTHA AND I
HAVE PROBABLY THE MOST POTENTIAL
2035
01:15:57,853 --> 01:16:00,956
FOR A REALLY GOOD RELATIONSHIP
OUTSIDE OF PARADISE.
2036
01:16:00,956 --> 01:16:03,059
Tanner: TOO MUCH WEIRDNESS,
I DON'T KNOW.
2037
01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,827
NOTHING MAKES SENSE.
2038
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:06,893
DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE
JOE'S KIND OF FALLING
ON THE SWORD RIGHT NOW?
2039
01:16:06,893 --> 01:16:07,630
DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE
JOE'S KIND OF FALLING
ON THE SWORD RIGHT NOW?
2040
01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:08,831
OH, FOR SURE.
2041
01:16:08,831 --> 01:16:10,966
I THINK SAM'S COMING OUT WORSE
THAN JOE AT THIS POINT.
2042
01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:13,736
HE FELL ON THE SWORD
AND THEN SHE RAN HIM OVER.
2043
01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:15,704
CONSIDERING SHE CAN'T GIVE
AN HONEST ANSWER
2044
01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:16,906
TO ANY QUESTION
ASKED OF HER.
2045
01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:18,941
I DO NOT WANT TO BE
IN DAN'S SHOES RIGHT NOW.
2046
01:16:18,941 --> 01:16:22,878
SAMANTHA TOYED WITH JOE AND NOW
SHE HAS A NEW PLAYTHING IN DAN.
2047
01:16:22,878 --> 01:16:24,580
POOR GUY.
2048
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,848
SAMANTHA IS MANIPULATIVE,
2049
01:16:25,848 --> 01:16:28,951
SO I HOPE THAT AN INCOMING GIRL
CAN STEAL DAN AWAY.
2050
01:16:28,951 --> 01:16:31,687
-HELLO! [ CHUCKLES ]
-NOW WHAT?
2051
01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:34,023
HI! I'M CHELSEA.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
2052
01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:35,691
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
2053
01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:36,893
WE WALK INTO A ROOM WITH CHELSEA
BEING LIKE, "HI, GUYS!"
2054
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,994
WE WALK INTO A ROOM WITH CHELSEA
BEING LIKE, "HI, GUYS!"
2055
01:16:38,994 --> 01:16:41,564
-HELLO. I'M CHELSEA.
-I'M JUELIA.
2056
01:16:41,564 --> 01:16:43,566
Carly: I KNOW CHELSEA
FROM JUAN PABLO'S SEASON.
2057
01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:45,034
HI, I'M CHELSEA.
2058
01:16:45,034 --> 01:16:48,604
SHE IS SUPER SPUNKY
AND SUPER CUTE.
2059
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:52,675
I'M JUST -- I DON'T HAVE ENERGY
FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.
2060
01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:54,643
HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW WAS THE ROSE CEREMONY?
2061
01:16:54,643 --> 01:16:56,579
-WEIRD NIGHT.
-YEAH? I'M SORRY.
2062
01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:57,813
SO, WHAT DOES
YOUR DATE CARD SAY?
2063
01:16:57,813 --> 01:16:59,882
-IT SAYS...
-'CAUSE I WANT TO HEAR.
2064
01:16:59,882 --> 01:17:01,784
"CHOOSE A MAN
WHO FLOATS YOUR BOAT."
2065
01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:04,687
-OH, FLOATS YOUR BOAT!
-YEAH.
2066
01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:05,988
CHELSEA SHOWED UP
WITH A DATE CARD,
2067
01:17:05,988 --> 01:17:06,893
AND SHE HAS TO CHOOSE WHO SHE'S
GOING TO TAKE ON HER DATE.
2068
01:17:06,893 --> 01:17:08,757
AND SHE HAS TO CHOOSE WHO SHE'S
GOING TO TAKE ON HER DATE.
2069
01:17:08,757 --> 01:17:10,693
SO I HOPE SHE ASKS DAN.
2070
01:17:10,693 --> 01:17:11,961
I DON'T HAVE TO
DO THIS TONIGHT.
2071
01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:14,730
SO THAT EVERYONE
CAN TAKE A MINUTE.
2072
01:17:14,730 --> 01:17:16,699
YEAH...
-SURE.
2073
01:17:16,699 --> 01:17:18,534
THE GUYS HAVE THE ROSES
THIS WEEK,
2074
01:17:18,534 --> 01:17:19,969
SO THAT MEANS
NEW GIRLS ARE COMING IN.
2075
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:22,905
I HOPE DAN GIVES HIS ROSE
TO ANYONE BUT SAM.
2076
01:17:22,905 --> 01:17:24,840
SAMANTHA IS JUST A LIAR.
2077
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,675
SHE'S SO WORRIED
ABOUT HER IMAGE,
2078
01:17:26,675 --> 01:17:27,843
AND SHE JUST NEEDS TO GO HOME.
2079
01:17:27,843 --> 01:17:29,945
♪♪
2080
01:17:33,549 --> 01:17:36,685
♪♪
2081
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:44,059
Juelia: I COULDN'T HAVE
EVER PREDICTED WHAT
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, GUYS.
2082
01:17:44,059 --> 01:17:45,895
LIKE, WE CAN'T
MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
2083
01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:47,062
THIS IS JUST CRAZY.
2084
01:17:47,062 --> 01:17:50,733
LAST NIGHT AT THE ROSE CEREMONY,
SAMANTHA SURPRISED US ALL
2085
01:17:50,733 --> 01:17:54,603
BY SENDING JOE HOME
AND GIVING HER ROSE TO DAN.
2086
01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:56,639
I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO SAMANTHA IS.
2087
01:17:56,639 --> 01:17:59,642
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING.
2088
01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:01,814
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SAYS
SHE'S BASICALLY IN LOVE WITH JOE
2089
01:18:01,814 --> 01:18:01,911
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SAYS
SHE'S BASICALLY IN LOVE WITH JOE
2090
01:18:01,911 --> 01:18:03,712
AND THEN SENDING HIM HOME
2091
01:18:03,712 --> 01:18:05,881
AFTER SHE COMPLETELY DISREGARDED
MY FEELINGS
2092
01:18:05,881 --> 01:18:07,550
IN ORDER TO BE WITH HIM.
2093
01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:08,717
AND NOW TRYING TO DATE DAN
2094
01:18:08,717 --> 01:18:10,786
OR WHOEVER IT IS
SHE'S TRYING TO DATE.
2095
01:18:10,786 --> 01:18:13,822
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S HERE,
BUT I WISH SHE WOULD LEAVE.
2096
01:18:13,822 --> 01:18:16,725
-THINK WE'LL SEE MUCH SAM TODAY?
-PROBABLY NOT.
2097
01:18:16,725 --> 01:18:18,627
I BET THAT SAM IS PRETTY
RECLUSIVE TODAY.
2098
01:18:18,627 --> 01:18:19,695
OH, YEAH.
2099
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:20,696
I WOULD IMAGINE.
2100
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:21,864
LIKE, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
2101
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,832
SAMANTHA HAS DEFINITELY
WORN OUT HER WELCOME.
2102
01:18:23,832 --> 01:18:25,000
I DON'T THINK SHE'S INTERESTED
2103
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,902
IN FINDING ANYBODY HERE
IN PARADISE.
2104
01:18:26,902 --> 01:18:29,672
SHE'S INTERESTED IN MAKING
A NAME FOR HERSELF.
2105
01:18:29,672 --> 01:18:31,814
BUT SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
AND GUYS FALL FOR THAT.
2106
01:18:31,814 --> 01:18:32,975
BUT SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
AND GUYS FALL FOR THAT.
2107
01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:34,777
THAT'S REALLY
WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.
2108
01:18:34,777 --> 01:18:37,012
THE GUYS ARE PUTTING THE [BLEEP]
ON A PEDESTAL,
2109
01:18:37,012 --> 01:18:38,914
AND GUESS WHAT --
BEAUTY KILLS.
2110
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:44,053
HOW'S THE NEW GIRL SEEM?
SHE SEEMS REALLY SWEET.
2111
01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:47,623
YOU WOULDN'T TAKE A DATE?
2112
01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:49,959
YOU WOULDN'T TAKE A DATE,
OBVIOUSLY, AND TANNER.
2113
01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:51,827
-RIGHT.
-WOULD YOU TAKE A DATE WITH HER?
2114
01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:54,763
UH, I'D DEFINITELY HAVE TO
TALK TO JUELIA FIRST.
2115
01:18:54,763 --> 01:18:56,665
YOU'RE SET WITH ASHLEY S.
2116
01:18:56,665 --> 01:18:58,934
[ LAUGHS ]
2117
01:18:58,934 --> 01:19:01,704
AND YOU PIGEON-HOLED
YOURSELF, MAN.
2118
01:19:01,704 --> 01:19:01,814
CHELSEA SHOWED UP
WITH A DATE CARD LAST NIGHT
2119
01:19:01,814 --> 01:19:04,707
CHELSEA SHOWED UP
WITH A DATE CARD LAST NIGHT
2120
01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:08,577
AFTER THE ROSE CEREMONY,
AND NOW SHE HAS TO CHOOSE.
2121
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,546
-GOOD MORNING.
-GOOD MORNING.
2122
01:19:10,546 --> 01:19:11,647
-MORNING.
-HELLO.
2123
01:19:11,647 --> 01:19:14,650
EVERYONE'S FEELING A LITTLE MORE
CHIPPER THIS MORNING?
2124
01:19:14,650 --> 01:19:15,684
WELCOME.
2125
01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:16,919
SLIGHTLY MORE CHIPPER
THIS MORNING?
2126
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:19,655
THERE'S NINE GIRLS,
AND THERE'S EIGHT GUYS.
2127
01:19:19,655 --> 01:19:22,725
SO ONE GIRL IS GOING HOME,
AND I WANT IT TO BE SAMANTHA.
2128
01:19:22,725 --> 01:19:24,793
-CAN I GO CHAT WITH YOU?
-YES! I WOULD LOVE THAT.
2129
01:19:24,793 --> 01:19:26,729
-YOU DON'T MESS AROUND.
-WELL, PBHT!
2130
01:19:26,729 --> 01:19:27,863
FIRST DAY.
2131
01:19:27,863 --> 01:19:30,733
SOON AS SHE GETS AROUND
THE BOYS, YOU TAKE HER AWAY.
2132
01:19:30,733 --> 01:19:31,814
-HI, WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
-OH, THANKS.
2133
01:19:31,814 --> 01:19:33,535
-HI, WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
-OH, THANKS.
2134
01:19:33,535 --> 01:19:35,638
Carly: SAM GAVE DAN HER ROSE
LAST NIGHT,
2135
01:19:35,638 --> 01:19:38,674
SO DAN'S MORE THAN LIKELY
TO GIVE HIS ROSE TO SAM,
2136
01:19:38,674 --> 01:19:40,876
BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN,
2137
01:19:40,876 --> 01:19:43,646
SO I'M GONNA TRY
TO GET A LITTLE CRAFTY.
2138
01:19:43,646 --> 01:19:45,681
OKAY, SO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE
A BOY RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?
2139
01:19:45,681 --> 01:19:46,982
I HAVE TO CHOOSE A BOY
THIS MORNING.
2140
01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:48,684
I HOPE TO TALK
TO A FEW OF THEM...
OKAY.
2141
01:19:48,684 --> 01:19:50,853
...BEFORE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO,
LIKE, PICK ONE OUT OF A HAT,
2142
01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,022
'CAUSE, AT THIS POINT, THAT'S
BASICALLY WHAT I'D BE DOING.
2143
01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:54,957
YEAH, IT IS.
OKAY, SO DO YOU HAVE ANYONE
2144
01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,625
YOU'RE, LIKE, INTERESTED IN OR
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE LOWDOWN?
2145
01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,961
[ SIGHS ] I LIKE WANT TO KNOW
THE SCOOP, YEAH.
2146
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:01,814
SO, THE SCOOP ON WHO'S,
LIKE, WAY TAKEN?
2147
01:20:01,814 --> 01:20:01,964
SO, THE SCOOP ON WHO'S,
LIKE, WAY TAKEN?
2148
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:02,965
YEAH.
2149
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,733
OKAY,
SO KIRK IS DATING ME.
2150
01:20:04,733 --> 01:20:05,768
-OH, COOL!
-[ LAUGHS ]
2151
01:20:05,768 --> 01:20:07,670
THAT'S AMAZING.
GOOD FOR YOU GUYS.
2152
01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,571
YEAH, WE'VE BEEN LI-- WE'RE LIKE
THE OLD MARRIED COUPLE.
2153
01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:10,739
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
2154
01:20:10,739 --> 01:20:12,841
TANNER AND JADE JUST PRETTY
MUCH, LIKE, MADE IT OFFICIAL
2155
01:20:12,841 --> 01:20:14,877
THAT THEY'RE, LIKE,
A "COUPLE" COUPLE.
2156
01:20:14,877 --> 01:20:15,878
OH, GREAT.
2157
01:20:15,878 --> 01:20:17,913
AND THEN JOSHUA AND TENLEY
2158
01:20:17,913 --> 01:20:19,915
ARE, LIKE,
PRETTY MUCH...THERE.
2159
01:20:19,915 --> 01:20:21,784
-THEY'VE PAIRED UP.
-YEAH.
2160
01:20:21,784 --> 01:20:25,821
JARED, HE'S KIND OF IN, LIKE,
A WEIRD THING WITH ASHLEY I.
2161
01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,656
I-I DON'T KNOW THAT
HE WOULD WANT TO MAKE IT
2162
01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:28,857
ANY MORE DRAMATIC
THAN IT ALREADY IS.
2163
01:20:28,857 --> 01:20:30,826
[ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
GOOD TO KNOW.
2164
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:31,814
AND THEN MIKEY IS IN THE THING
WITH JUELIA RIGHT NOW...
2165
01:20:31,814 --> 01:20:33,062
AND THEN MIKEY IS IN THE THING
WITH JUELIA RIGHT NOW...
2166
01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:34,830
-OKAY.
-...BUT IT'S PRETTY NEW.
2167
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,799
OKAY. WHAT ABOUT DAN?
WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
2168
01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:37,933
OH, SHOOT! DAN.
DAN.
2169
01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:40,602
DAN IS VERY AVAILABLE.
-OH.
2170
01:20:40,602 --> 01:20:42,571
AND HE'S ADORABLE,
AND HE'S, LIKE, MY FAVORITE --
2171
01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:43,772
HE'S MY BROTHER'S FRIEND.
2172
01:20:43,772 --> 01:20:46,775
IF I WERE YOU, I DON'T KNOW
HOW -- WHAT YOU WOULD FEEL,
2173
01:20:46,775 --> 01:20:48,977
BUT DAN WOULD BE, I THINK,
YOUR WAY TO GO.
2174
01:20:48,977 --> 01:20:50,612
GOOD. OKAY.
2175
01:20:50,612 --> 01:20:52,748
IF CHELSEA ASKS DAN ON THIS DATE
AND THEY HIT IT OFF,
2176
01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:56,652
THEN CHELSEA WILL PROBABLY BE
GETTING THE ROSE FROM DAN.
2177
01:20:56,652 --> 01:20:58,654
AND THEN SAM WILL GO HOME.
2178
01:20:59,822 --> 01:21:01,690
AW.
2179
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:01,814
-DAN, DO YOU WANT TO GO CHAT?
-YEAH, OF COURSE.
2180
01:21:01,814 --> 01:21:03,792
-DAN, DO YOU WANT TO GO CHAT?
-YEAH, OF COURSE.
2181
01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:05,794
GREAT.
2182
01:21:05,794 --> 01:21:08,964
♪♪
2183
01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:11,834
TOMORROW NIGHT
ON "BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
2184
01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:13,969
Mikey: THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT
OF TIME LEFT HERE IN PARADISE.
2185
01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:15,904
Jade:
PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SETTLED
2186
01:21:15,904 --> 01:21:18,040
WITH WHO THEY WANT TO BE
COUPLED UP WITH.
2187
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,709
Tanner: IT SEEMS LIKE THE --
THE EARLIER YOU DO COME IN,
2188
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:21,944
THE MORE SUCCESSFUL
YOU ARE GOING TO BE.
2189
01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:24,546
Tenley:
I ENJOY JOSHUA A LOT.
2190
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:27,783
HE HAS DEFINITELY ENRICHED
MY LIFE, AND I FEEL VERY ADORED.
2191
01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:29,585
Carly: I'M JUST SCARED.
2192
01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:31,814
WHAT KIRK AND I HAVE IS BETTER
THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER FOUND,
2193
01:21:31,814 --> 01:21:31,954
WHAT KIRK AND I HAVE IS BETTER
THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER FOUND,
2194
01:21:31,954 --> 01:21:35,724
AND I DON'T WANT TO GO ANOTHER
DAY AFTER THIS WITHOUT HIM.
2195
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,826
I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKING
INTO A LION'S DEN ALMOST.
2196
01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:39,795
HEY, JUSTIN, WILL YOU GO
ON MY DATE WITH ME?
2197
01:21:39,795 --> 01:21:41,930
Amber:
IT HURTS SEEING THE GUY THAT YOU
JUST WENT ON A DATE WITH
2198
01:21:41,930 --> 01:21:43,866
GO ON ANOTHER DATE,
AND I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
2199
01:21:43,866 --> 01:21:45,868
Woman:
I HAVE A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME
2200
01:21:45,868 --> 01:21:48,670
TO FIND A CONNECTION
REALLY QUICK.
2201
01:21:51,874 --> 01:21:53,642
YOU ARE MARRIED.
2202
01:21:53,642 --> 01:21:54,910
UH, WHAT?
2203
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,745
WHAT?
2204
01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:58,647
THERE'S A NEW GIRL IN THE HOUSE.
2205
01:21:58,647 --> 01:21:59,681
HI, BITCHES!
2206
01:21:59,681 --> 01:22:01,814
I WANT TO STEAL
PEOPLE'S BOYFRIENDS
2207
01:22:01,814 --> 01:22:01,817
I WANT TO STEAL
PEOPLE'S BOYFRIENDS
2208
01:22:01,817 --> 01:22:03,051
AND DISRUPT THE PEACE.
2209
01:22:03,051 --> 01:22:04,820
HI, JARED.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
2210
01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:06,822
I'VE HEARD REALLY GREAT THINGS
ABOUT YOU.
2211
01:22:06,822 --> 01:22:09,024
JARED, I THINK, IS REALLY CUTE.
2212
01:22:09,024 --> 01:22:12,628
ASHLEY REALLY,
REALLY LIKES JARED.
2213
01:22:12,628 --> 01:22:13,796
I DON'T CARE.
2214
01:22:13,796 --> 01:22:16,932
I'M NOT GONNA LET HER
TAKE JARED AWAY FROM ME.
2215
01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:19,635
TONIGHT IS LITERALLY
DO OR DIE.
2216
01:22:19,635 --> 01:22:21,570
IF I ASK YOU ON A DATE,
YOU'D SAY YES.
2217
01:22:21,570 --> 01:22:25,841
I WOULD LIKE A DATE WHICH WOULD
LEAD TO A FANTASY SUITE.
2218
01:22:25,841 --> 01:22:28,911
I MAY NOT BE A VIRGIN
TOMORROW.
2219
01:22:30,913 --> 01:22:31,814
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"
CONTINUES TOMORROW NIGHT.
2220
01:22:31,814 --> 01:22:34,683
"BACHELOR IN PARADISE"
CONTINUES TOMORROW NIGHT.
2221
01:22:35,384 --> 01:22:38,220
Jared:
"YOU'RE AN INITIAL-SPARKS KIND
OF GUY, AND I USUALLY AM, TOO.
2222
01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:40,255
HOWEVER, I HEARD
TOO MANY STORIES OF PEOPLE
2223
01:22:40,255 --> 01:22:42,157
WHO DIDN'T HAVE SPARKS INITIALLY
2224
01:22:42,157 --> 01:22:44,193
BUT ONE DAY
EXPERIENCED FIREWORKS.
2225
01:22:44,193 --> 01:22:47,062
MY LIFELONG FRIEND
IS NOW ENGAGED TO A GUY --"
2226
01:22:47,062 --> 01:22:49,064
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
"A GUY FRIEND
2227
01:22:49,064 --> 01:22:53,068
WHO USED TO LITERALLY GROSS
HER OUT BY TOUCHING HER ARM.
2228
01:22:53,068 --> 01:22:54,303
I KNOW YOU MUST BE THINKING,
2229
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:56,371
'WHY IN THE WORLD HAS THIS GIRL
YET TO COME OUT OF HER SHELL?'
2230
01:22:56,371 --> 01:22:58,207
I SUSPECT PART OF IT...
2231
01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:01,176
I DO, HOWEVER, ACKNOWLEDGE YOU
PROBABLY HAVE A LIST OF YOUR OWN
2232
01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:03,212
AND MAYBE I DON'T CHECK OFF...
2233
01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:04,783
YOUR SMILE IS ALWAYS WELCOMING,
2234
01:23:04,783 --> 01:23:05,013
YOUR SMILE IS ALWAYS WELCOMING,
2235
01:23:05,013 --> 01:23:07,082
BUT YOUR BODY LANGUAGE
OFTEN SAYS 'STAY AWAY.'
2236
01:23:07,082 --> 01:23:08,283
THE OTHER PART...
2237
01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,185
I SURE AS HELL AM NOT READY
TO STOP TRYING TO DEVELOP IT
2238
01:23:10,185 --> 01:23:11,320
AFTER JUST TWO WEEKS,
2239
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,456
DURING WHICH I'M COMPLETELY
OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE...
2240
01:23:14,456 --> 01:23:16,325
...WANT TO GET THE IDEA
OF SOMETHING IN MY HEAD,
2241
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,426
I'M GONNA SEE IT THROUGH
COMPLETELY,
2242
01:23:17,426 --> 01:23:19,194
EVEN IF THAT MEANS
BEING STUBBORN.
2243
01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:21,029
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING
NOW,
2244
01:23:21,029 --> 01:23:22,197
OR MAYBE I'M BEING THE MOST...
2245
01:23:22,197 --> 01:23:24,333
...YOU CAN IMAGE HOW
FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG IT FEELS
2246
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:26,168
FOR ME TO BE WRITING A GUY
A LETTER
2247
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:28,403
ASKING HIM TO JUST SLIGHTLY
CRACK OPEN THAT CLOSED DOOR."