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♪
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LET'S PUT OUR FEET IN THE WATER
FOR A MINUTE.
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AAH! OW!
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DO YOU SEE
ALL THE JELLYFISH?
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YEAH,
I JUST GOT STUNG.
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YOU DID?
OW!
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OH, MY GOD!
IT BURNS SO BAD.
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HOLY [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
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Juelia:
I GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH,
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AND IT WAS SO MUCH PAIN, LIKE,
I COULDN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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HURTS SO BAD.
OH, MY GOD!
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BUT I'VE HEARD THAT THERE IS
ONE THING THAT'S GONNA HELP.
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OKAY, SO,
YOU'RE GONNA PEE ON MY FOOT.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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THEY SAID THAT PEE
IS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS.
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ARE YOU FOR REAL?
I -YEAH!
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IT MIGHT BE EASIER
IF A GUY CAN AIM ON YOU.
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I DON'T WANT A GUY
TO PEE ON MY FOOT.
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OKAY, WELL,
CAN WE DO -I CAN TRY.
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I'M GONNA STICK MY FOOT
UNDER THE TOILET,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA PEE
ON IT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE BONDING
RIGHT NOW.
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[ Laughing ]
I CANNOT DO THIS.
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I'M SORRY. PLEASE HELP ME.
IT HURTS.
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FINE.
YOU BITCH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD PEE
ON YOU, BUT IT'S FINE.
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WAIT.
NO, JUELIA, I SAID I WOULD.
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PUT YOUR FOOT
IN THE TOILET, PLEASE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
THERE'S A LITTLE --
THERE'S A LITTLE TURD IN THERE.
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OKAY.
DON'T MISS.
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EW.
IT'S SO WARM.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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OH, MY GOSH!
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OH, MY GOSH.
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DOES IT FEEL GOOD?
YEAH.
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I HAVE
A LOT OF PEE.
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♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ WE'RE KNOCKING
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪
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♪ ALMOST PARADISE ♪
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♪ HOW COULD WE ASK FOR MORE? ♪
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♪ I SWEAR
THAT I COULD SEE FOREVER ♪
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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♪
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♪ I SWEAR
THAT I COULD SEE FOREVER ♪
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
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♪ IN YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ PARADISE ♪
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AAH!
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♪
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Justin:
OH, JOSHUA.
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WE LOST
OUR BOY LAST NIGHT.
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I KNOW, MAN.
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I'M BUMMED.
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I'M VERY BUMMED.
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Justin: LAST NIGHT WAS CRAZY.
IT WAS NUTS.
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TO HAVE JOE LEAVE,
I WAS VERY, VERY SURPRISED.
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DAN, I WOULD LIKE
TO GIVE YOU THIS ROSE.
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Kirk: SAM SENT JOE HOME
AND SAVED DAN IN THE PROCESS.
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YOU HAVE TOTALLY LED ME ON
THIS WHOLE TIME.
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NO, I HAVEN'T.
YEAH, YOU DID.
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WHAT YOU DID
WASN'T RIGHT, RIGHT THERE.
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SAM'S GOT ALL THESE GUYS
RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS THEM,
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AND IT'S, LIKE,
THEY'RE ALL JUST LITTLE FLIES
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TRAPPED IN HER SPIDER WEB
OF DECEIT.
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Tanner: SHE JUST TAKES
NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
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"I JUST DON'T LIKE
THE DRAMA!"
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IT'S LIKE,
"BITCH, YOU ARE THE DRAMA!"
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AND NOW THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT ARE UPSET WITH HER.
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I THINK SAM'S ONLY HOPE
FOR A ROSE AT THIS POINT
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WOULD BE FROM DAN.
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YOU'RE FROM...?
I'M FROM OHIO.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT PART?
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
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UH, SO, I'M FROM
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, BUT
I LIVE IN LAS VEGAS.
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OKAY. COOL.
YEAH.
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Carly: CHELSIE SHOWED UP
WITH A DATE CARD LAST NIGHT
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AFTER THE ROSE CEREMONY,
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AND SHE'S TALKING
TO DAN RIGHT NOW,
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AND OHH!
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I WANT HIM TO GO ON
THAT DATE WITH HER SO BAD.
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LIKE, CHOOSE DAN!
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I LIKE HER.
[ Chuckling ] YEAH?
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YEAH, WE HAVE
THE SAME KIND OF ENERGY.
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SHE'S SO CUTE.
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DID YOU -DID YOU GIVE
ANY SPECIFIC ADVICE?
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I GAVE S-SOME NAMES.
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MAYBE DAN.
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DAN WANTS TO HAVE SOMETHING
WITH SAMANTHA,
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BUT I DON'T REALLY TRUST HER,
AND I LOVE DAN.
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SAMANTHA SHOULD JUST GO.
JUST GO.
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I HOPE CHELSIE
CAN CHANGE HIS MIND.
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WANT TO GO
AND HEAD BACK OUT?
YEAH. LET'S HEAD BACK.
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DID YOU GET
ANY BREAKFAST AT ALL?
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I HAVEN'T. NOT YET.
OKAY.
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Jared: IF IT WORKS OUT
BETWEEN DAN AND CHELSIE,
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THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
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BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN
THAT SAMANTHA'S JUST GONE.
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IT'S, LIKE, BOOM, ALL RIGHT.
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LIKE, "SEE YA."
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Carly:
WE'RE ALL, LIKE, SUPER HOPEFUL
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THAT SHE'S GONNA COME BACK
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AND BE LIKE,
"OH, I'VE CHOSEN DAN."
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Chelsie: ALL RIGHT.
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♪
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DO YOU WANT
TO GO CHAT?
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YES.
I'D LOVE TO.
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LET'S DO IT.
GREAT.
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AND THEN SHE ASKS NICK
TO GO TALK.
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DANG IT!
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SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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I'M A PERSONAL TRAINER.
OKAY. COOL.
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YEAH, PERSONAL TRAINER,
AND, UH, SO, I'M HERE,
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BEEN HAVING A GOOD TIME,
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AND, UH, JUST OPEN
TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW,
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AND IF --
IF IT HAPPENS, GREAT.
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RIGHT. EXACTLY.
YOU KNOW, SO.
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UM, I FIGURE JUST COME IN HERE
GUNS A-BLAZIN' AND DON'T BE SHY.
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IF CHELSIE
DECIDES TO TAKE NICK,
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SAM'S GONNA STAY,
AND WE'RE SCREWED.
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AT THIS POINT, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO.
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WE'RE GOING
ON A DATE!
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NICE!
YAY!
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Jared: IT LOOKS LIKE SAMANTHA'S
PRETTY SAFE FOR NEXT WEEK.
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
YEAH, NOT GOOD.
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♪
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Nick: I'M EXTREMELY EXCITED
TO GO ON THE DATE,
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AND I'D SAY PART OF IT IS JUST
TO KIND OF GET AWAY FROM ASHLEY,
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TO BE HONEST.
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Tenley: I WAS AFRAID
THAT ASHLEY WAS GOING TO, UH,
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JUMP OFF THE BED OR SOMETHING
LAST NIGHT.
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Juelia: SHE WAS YELLING
AT ME FOR GETTING UP
TO GET A WATER BOTTLE.
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SHE YELLED AT ME FOR BEING SICK
AND NOT BEING IN BED.
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SHE YELLED AT ME
FOR NOT TAKING YOU TO BED.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHEN ASHLEY IS DOING
HER WHOLE WEIRD SPIELS
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AND NOT MAKING ANY SENSE,
EVERYBODY LOOKS AT ME.
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RIGHT? EVERYBODY TURNS
THEIR HEAD AND LOOKS AT ME LIKE,
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"DUDE,
YOUR GIRL IS OUT OF CONTROL."
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LAST NIGHT, SHE TRIED
TO PUT RED LIPSTICK ON MY FACE,
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AND I WAS LIKE,
"I DON'T WANT RED LIPS."
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SHE'S LIKE, "YOU ARE NOT
TREATING ME THE WAY JESUS
WOULD TREAT PEOPLE."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I GOT ONE ROSE, AND SHE'S ACTING
WEIRD, AND I'M TAKING THE HEAT.
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SO,
THIS IS PERFECT TO BREAK AWAY.
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I LOVE HOW SHE, LIKE,
YELLS AT YOU AND SHE'S
LIKE, "BUT I LOVE YOU."
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I KNOW.
YEAH.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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READY TO HANG OUT WITH SOMEBODY
THAT'S -THAT'S NOT WEIRD.
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Nick: ASHLEY?
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Ashley S.: YEAH?
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ARE YOU IN HERE?
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I'M WASHING MY FACE.
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WHAT'S UP?
Nick: WHAT'S UP?
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CAN I CHAT WITH YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
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Ashley S.: I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF WASHING MY FACE,
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AND I HEAR NICK'S VOICE, AND
HE'S LIKE, "HEY, CAN WE TALK?"
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AND I'M LIKE,
"UM...ARE YOU SERIOUS? LIKE..."
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CAN YOU GIVE ME
10 MINUTES?
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10 MINUTES?
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OKAY,
I'LL BE ON THE BALCONY.
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♪
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HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
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GOOD MORNING.
HOW ARE YOU?
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OR AF-AFTERNOON,
ACTUALLY.
MORNING.
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"GOOD AFTERNOON"?
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IT'S, LIKE, WE WENT TO BED
AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING.
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UM, YEAH. HOW ARE YOU, MAN?
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[ SCOFFS ]
NICE TO SEE YOUR FACE.
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JUST WANTED TO CHAT WITH YOU
REAL QUICK.
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YOU OKAY?
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YOU -YOU DRANK A LOT
LAST NIGHT.
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YOU KIND OF SMELL
LIKE A BREWERY.
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THANK YOU.
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AND I -I HAD A LOT OF FUN
WITH YOU ON THE DATE, ALL RIGHT?
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WE HAD
A GOOD TIME, AND...
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I JUST --
I JUST DON'T THINK, LIKE --
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IT'S COOL.
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I GET IT.
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I ACTUALLY
FEEL THE SAME WAY.
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YEAH, I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S PROBABLY GONNA, YOU KNOW,
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ADVANCE ROMANTICALLY, YOU KNOW,
AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT --
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YOU KNOW,
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS FOR.
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YOU KNOW,
GIVE IT A SHOT,
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AND IF IT'S JUST NOT THERE,
IT'S NOT THERE.
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YOU KNOW?
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ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
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YOU OKAY?
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MM-HMM.
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I FEEL UPSET
BECAUSE I FEEL DECEIVED.
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I'M NOT SURPRISED, BUT HONESTLY,
IT'S, LIKE, SUCH A LETDOWN.
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♪
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HI.
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HI.
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WHAT'S UP?
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A WAY TO MAKE A GIRL
FEEL VULNERABLE, MAN,
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LIKE, COME IN
WHILE SHE'S WASHING HER FACE.
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I MEAN, I HADN'T EVEN
BRUSHED MY TEETH TODAY
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WHEN I HAD A TALK
WITH HIM.
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I HAD NO MAKEUP ON.
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IT WAS REALLY CUTE.
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LIKE, HE WAS JUST SAYING,
LIKE, RUDE THINGS.
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE,
"YOU SMELL LIKE A BREWERY."
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I'M LIKE,
"YOU JUST GOT ME OUT OF MY BED."
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LIKE, HE WAS RUDE.
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THAT'S SUPER RUDE.
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I DON'T REALLY CARE TO SPEND
TIME WITH NICK AT THIS POINT.
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I HONESTLY THINK
THAT HE'S A GOOD GAME PLAYER,
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OBVIOUSLY,
FROM THE "BACHELOR PAD,"
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SO PLAY YOUR GAMES, DUDE.
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THAT -THAT IS
JUST MESSED UP.
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COMING UP...
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HEY, GUYS!
HEY, GUYS!
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Joshua: WOW.
THAT THING IS SWEET!
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Nick: THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT
OF TIME LEFT HERE IN PARADISE,
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SO I HAVE TO MAKE THE MOST
OF THE TIME THAT WE HAVE LEFT.
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HERE'S TO NEW ADVENTURES.
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WHOO!
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Chelsie: I THINK
IT'D BE A PRETTY GREAT STORY
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TO FIND A RELATIONSHIP
STRAIGHT OUT OF PARADISE.
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Nick:
ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
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[ LAUGHS ]
AND LATER...
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Juelia: THERE IS A NEW GIRL
IN THE HOUSE.
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HI, BITCHES!
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I HAVE A FEELING
THAT SHE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
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00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,267
I DON'T CARE WHO'S SINGLE
AND WHO'S NOT SINGLE.
230
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IF I ASKED YOU ON A DATE,
WOULD YOU SAY YES?
231
00:08:40,903 --> 00:08:43,104
Ashley I.:
THAT IS NOT OKAY.
232
00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:47,992
I WOULD LIKE A DATE WHICH
WOULD LEAD TO A FANTASY SUITE.
233
00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,662
I'M NOT GONNA LET HER
TAKE JARED AWAY FROM ME.
234
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,382
I MAY NOT BE A VIRGIN TOMORROW.
235
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♪
236
00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:05,260
Tenley:
MORNING HUG.
237
00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,931
Tenley: JOSHUA IS
ONE OF THE SWEETEST MEN
238
00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,100
I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
239
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:15,186
HE'S REALLY ENRICHED MY LIFE
AND GIVEN ME --
240
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,055
RESTORED HOPE FOR, LIKE,
THAT FULL PACKAGE
241
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,791
OF -OF THOSE CHARACTERISTICS
242
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:21,492
AND QUALITIES
THAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
243
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:26,114
SO, I KNOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE
TO FIND LOVE HERE IN PARADISE.
244
00:09:26,116 --> 00:09:27,749
Kirk: I HAVE YOUR NOTE
IN MY BAG THAT YOU WROTE ME.
245
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:28,883
Carly: YOU DO?
OF COURSE.
246
00:09:28,918 --> 00:09:30,918
'CAUSE I'M SUPER SWEET.
247
00:09:30,954 --> 00:09:32,654
YOUR ROSES
ARE RIGHT THERE.
248
00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:35,072
AWW.
249
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,009
Carly: PARADISE IS ALMOST OVER,
AND IT'S, LIKE,
250
00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,178
EVEN MORE PRESSURE
FOR COUPLES TO STAY TOGETHER
251
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:43,414
AND, LIKE, BE STRONG
THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING.
252
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,249
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE
THE GIRL WHO NEVER HAD TO WORRY.
253
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,767
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE
THE ONE WHO'S WORRYING
254
00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:47,868
EVERY SINGLE FREAKING TIME.
255
00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:51,138
I'M SO EXCITED
TO BE KIRK'S GIRL.
256
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,758
LIKE,
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE HERE.
257
00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,126
I JUST WANT
TO HANG OUT WITH KIRK.
258
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,195
AND I DON'T WANT HIM
TO FEEL ANXIOUS
259
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,663
OR ME TO FEEL ANXIOUS
WITH NEW PEOPLE WALKING IN.
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♪
261
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,722
HEY! HELLO.
262
00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,390
OH, MY GOD.
HEY!
263
00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:12,927
SO, I HEAR ANOTHER GIRL'S VOICE,
AND I'M LIKE, "OH, DAMN IT.
264
00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:14,679
ANOTHER GIRL IS HERE?"
265
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:15,713
AND SHE GOES...
266
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,448
I'M MACKENZIE.
267
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,750
HI.
AAAH!
268
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,952
IS ASHLEY HERE?
269
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:21,853
YEAH, THERE SHE IS.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER?
270
00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,888
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, MY GOD!
271
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,907
Ashley I.: MACKENZIE
IS FROM CHRIS' SEASON,
272
00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:29,010
AND AMERICA
WILL REMEMBER MACKENZIE
273
00:10:29,012 --> 00:10:33,514
AS THE SWEET, REALLY YOUNG MOM
WHO LOVES ALIENS.
274
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,715
KIRK. HI.
HI.
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00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:36,017
NICE TO MEET YOU.
WELCOME.
276
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,402
MACKENZIE, JUSTIN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
277
00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:38,803
NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
Tanner:
MACKENZIE HAS A GOOD ENERGY.
278
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,304
I MEAN, I'M NOT SURE
279
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,340
SHE'S THE SHARPEST CRAYON
IN THE BOX, BUT...
280
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,474
WELL, I'M GONNA GO GET
THE DOWN-LOW. [ LAUGHS ]
281
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,509
Tanner: SHE'S HOT,
282
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,928
SO I'M SURE SOME OF THE GUYS
WILL BE JUMPING SHIP FOR HER.
283
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:48,663
OKAY, WAIT.
WHO ARE YOU WITH?
284
00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:50,899
JARED.
285
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:51,499
OH!
HE LOOKS LIKE ASHTON KUTCHER.
286
00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:52,533
HE'S CUTE.
287
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,302
YES, HE DOES.
288
00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:55,837
HE LOOKS LIKE ASHTON KUTCHER
MEETS JOE JONAS.
289
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,056
OOH!
AND I'M LIKE --
290
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,724
YOU KNOW HE'S MY TYPE.
THAT'S YOUR TYPE. YEAH.
291
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,892
HOW'S IT GOING?
OH, MY GOD.
292
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,359
I'M [BLEEP] OBSESSED
WITH HIM.
293
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,895
[ Laughing ] REALLY?
Ashley I.:
I DON'T THINK MACKENZIE
294
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,080
IS GOING TO ASK JARED ON A DATE
295
00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:07,281
BECAUSE SHE KNOWS
HOW MUCH I LIKE HIM.
296
00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:10,151
I THINK JARED
WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
297
00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:13,120
IF I GAVE HIM A SHIRT
THAT SAID "OFF-LIMITS."
298
00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:14,789
I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY
ABOUT THAT TOPIC,
299
00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:15,990
AND I'LL FILL YOU IN
COMPLETELY LATER.
300
00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:16,858
WAIT. HAVE YOU GUYS MADE OUT?
YEAH.
301
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,377
ANYTHING ELSE?
NO.
302
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,713
I WAS SO PARANOID THAT EVERYONE
WOULD ALREADY HAVE A CONNECTION.
303
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,149
Mackenzie:
I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKING INTO
A LION'S DEN ALMOST,
304
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,333
'CAUSE CONNECTIONS
HAVE BEEN MADE,
305
00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:29,136
I'M WALKING IN REALLY LATE,
SO I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WITH WHO.
306
00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:31,472
AND I DON'T WANT
TO STEP ON ANYBODY'S TOES.
307
00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:32,740
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE,
I'M HERE TO FIND SOMEBODY, TOO.
308
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,308
[ CHUCKLES ]
309
00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:35,243
OKAY, I ALREADY KNOW
WHO YOU SHOULD ASK.
310
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,310
WHO?
311
00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:38,295
JUSTIN.
312
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,364
NOT ONLY IS HE, LIKE,
PROBABLY THE MOST SINGLE HERE...
313
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,632
OKAY.
314
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:41,733
...BUT HE HAS A KID.
315
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:42,800
OH, COOL.
YEAH.
316
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,086
WHO'S ASHLEY S. WITH?
317
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,189
SHE WAS WITH DAN, AND THEN
SHE WAS WITH THIS GUY NICK,
318
00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,624
AND NOW NEITHER OF THEM
ARE TOGETHER.
319
00:11:49,659 --> 00:11:51,659
WHERE'S --
WHERE'S NICK?
320
00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:54,095
NICK IS ON A DATE WITH CHELSIE,
WHO JUST GOT HERE YESTERDAY.
OKAY.
321
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,264
YOU MIGHT BE, LIKE,
INTO HIS FACE.
[ LAUGHS ]
322
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,416
♪
323
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,506
I'M ON A BOAT!
324
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:08,610
♪
325
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,478
HERE'S TO NEW ADVENTURES.
326
00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:11,779
CHEERS.
NEW ADVENTURES.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME.
327
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,614
I'M ON A DATE WITH NICK!
328
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,516
I'M VERY EXCITED.
329
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:17,969
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A TYPICAL DAY
IN THE LIFE OF CHELSIE
330
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,970
TO HEAD OUT
ON A YACHT THIS BIG.
331
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,406
WELL, ON A YACHT AT ALL, REALLY.
332
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,809
THIS YACHT IS LIKE THREE TIMES
THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE,
333
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,095
INCLUDING MY BACKYARD.
334
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,098
IT IS THE MOST FANTASTIC YACHT
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
335
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,732
I MEAN,
THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT IT'S LIKE
336
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,634
TO BE USHER OR BEYONC.
337
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:36,204
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
338
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:37,688
OH!
339
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,690
WHAT'S THIS TATTOO
WE GOT HERE?
340
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:40,525
POOR DECISION
WHEN I WAS 21.
341
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,059
[ LAUGHS ]
342
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,961
I THINK
IT'D BE A PRETTY GREAT STORY
343
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,013
TO FIND
A REALLY GREAT RELATIONSHIP
344
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:48,816
STRAIGHT OUT OF PARADISE.
345
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,052
[ SEA GULL CRIES ]
346
00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:54,722
JUST TO BE IN THE WATER,
IT IS SO MUCH FUN.
347
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,790
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
HERE IN MEXICO,
348
00:12:56,826 --> 00:12:59,310
AND IT JUST BLOWS MY MIND.
349
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,045
Chelsie: FEEL LIKE WE'RE HAVING
OUR "TITANIC" MOMENT.
350
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,947
Nick:
ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
[ LAUGHS ]
351
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,715
YOU KNOW,
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE
352
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,234
TO -TO FALL FOR SOMEBODY,
353
00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:09,570
AND I THINK THAT THAT WOULD MAKE
A FANTASTIC STORY.
354
00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:10,371
SO I AM ALL ABOUT IT.
355
00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:14,175
OH.
THIS IS LOOKING
AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
356
00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:17,928
THEY'RE WAVING.
357
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,230
HEY, GUYS!
HEY, GUYS!
358
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,731
♪
359
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,533
WOW.
THAT THING IS SWEET!
360
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,268
WHOO!
361
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,853
YEAH, THEY SEE US NOW.
THEY'RE WAVING.
362
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,588
WONDER WHAT
THEY'RE DOING.
363
00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:29,356
BRAGGING, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHS ]
364
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,359
Dan: I'M DEFINITELY INTERESTED
IN SAMANTHA.
365
00:13:31,427 --> 00:13:33,861
SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON HERE
THAT I FIND INTERESTING.
366
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,195
WE'VE HAD GREAT CONVERSATION.
367
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,098
WE LITERALLY
HAVE MORE IN COMMON HERE
368
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,050
THAN I THINK
ANY TWO OTHER PEOPLE.
369
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,584
SO, IF YOU COULD GET
ANY FOOD RIGHT NOW,
370
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:41,619
W-WHAT WOULD
YOU REQUEST?
371
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,155
Samantha: SUSHI.
372
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,356
Dan: DOES YOUR MOM
MAKE A LOT OF INDIAN FOOD?
UNH-UNH.
373
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,241
LIKE, IF IT WAS EVER AROUND,
LIKE, GROWING UP...
374
00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:47,908
YEAH.
...I'D ALWAYS EAT
WHITE RICE.
375
00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:49,910
[ LAUGHS ]
REALLY?
376
00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:52,213
Dan: LIFESTYLE-WISE,
LIKE, INTEREST-WISE,
377
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,116
LIKE, PASSIONS, TRAVEL,
EVERYTHING, LIKE, LINES UP.
378
00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:57,885
I THINK THAT THIS IS
MY LAST SHOT AT STAYING HERE
379
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:58,302
AND --
AND EXPLORING A RELATIONSHIP.
380
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,139
I HAVE
A CLOTHING LINE.
381
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,309
UM, AND THEN I WORK
FOR MY FAMILY'S CHARITY.
382
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,028
I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S A CHANCE
WITH SAM OR NOT.
383
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,028
I DON'T THINK
IT'S OFF THE TABLE.
384
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:10,064
I-I'VE TALKED TO NICK A LOT.
385
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,300
HE OBVIOUSLY
CAME INTO THIS TARGETING HER,
386
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,468
SO I'M HOPING THAT
NICK AND CHELSIE HIT IT OFF.
387
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:15,602
Nick:
TIME. TIME.
388
00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:16,671
Chelsie:
TIME. YEAH!
389
00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:17,822
IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME.
390
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,190
THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW?
391
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,258
IT SEEMS LIKE
THE EARLIER YOU DO COME IN,
392
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,226
THE MORE SUCCESSFUL
YOU'RE GONNA BE...YOU KNOW.
393
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,828
RIGHT.
394
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,096
'CAUSE OUR SOLID,
CONCRETE COUPLES
395
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,314
ARE ALL
REALLY FROM THE BEGINNING.
396
00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:28,182
YEAH.
397
00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:31,285
IT IS THE FIFTH WEEK
IN "BACHELOR IN PARADISE,"
398
00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:36,124
AND IT'S MY FIRST DAY,
SO TIME IS NOT A LUXURY HERE.
399
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:38,059
WELL, JUST TO GIVE YOU
KIND OF A LITTLE BACKSTORY --
400
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:42,780
SO, WHEN I CAME INTO THIS,
I HAD BEEN CHATTING LOOSELY,
401
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,250
JUST, UM,
WITH SAMANTHA.
402
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,569
Nick: CHELSIE AND I HAD
AN AMAZING TIME ON THE DATE,
403
00:14:48,604 --> 00:14:52,639
BUT FOR ME TO SAY THAT WE HAD
A ROMANTIC CONNECTION AND SPARK
404
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:55,175
WOULD PROBABLY BE LYING.
405
00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:57,895
WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL
NOW THAT SAMANTHA'S NOT TAKEN?
406
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,897
UM, YOU KNOW,
I --
407
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,033
ANYTHING INTERESTING
THERE?
408
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,836
UM...YOU KNOW...
I-I DON'T KNOW.
409
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,089
I-I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS
AT ALL.
410
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:11,625
HERE I AM AT THE END
OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE,"
411
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,828
AND I FIND MYSELF WITH CHELSIE.
412
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:16,997
BUT I'M STILL...
413
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,816
KIND OF HUNG UP ON SAM.
414
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,151
YOU KNOW, I STILL LIKE SAM.
415
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,887
THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT OF TIME
LEFT HERE IN PARADISE,
416
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,456
AND I KNOW THAT DAN
IS PURSUING SAM,
417
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,075
SO I HAVE TO MAKE THE MOST
OF THE TIME THAT WE HAVE LEFT.
418
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,978
I WANT TO GO AFTER SAMANTHA,
419
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,479
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET DAN
STAND IN MY WAY.
420
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,220
♪
421
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,223
Jorge: RIGHT NOW
IT'S VERY OVERWHELMING
422
00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:44,292
TO COME INTO A PLACE
WHERE EVERYBODY --
423
00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:45,777
EVERYBODY'S BEEN HANGING OUT
HERE FOR A WHILE.
424
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,111
YEAH.
YEAH.
425
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,046
WE HAD SOME NEW PEOPLE
COMING IN.
426
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:52,182
MACKENZIE'S HERE.
SHE HAS THIS DATE CARD.
427
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,184
JUST SUCKS
TO HAVE ANOTHER GIRL COME IN
428
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,871
AND HAVE TO COMPETE
FOR ANOTHER SPOT HERE.
429
00:15:56,906 --> 00:15:58,306
IT'S JUST REALLY HARD
430
00:15:58,341 --> 00:15:59,774
'CAUSE EVERYBODY
ALREADY HAS CONNECTIONS.
431
00:15:59,809 --> 00:16:01,809
[ LAUGHS ]
432
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,545
I ONLY GET A COUPLE GUYS
TO CHOOSE FROM.
433
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:05,396
Justin:
I MEAN, HONESTLY, I THINK
IT'S GONNA BE BETWEEN ME AND DAN
434
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,231
FOR THE MOST PART.
435
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,033
Amber: THE MEN ARE HANDING OUT
THE ROSES THIS WEEK.
436
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,668
THERE'S 7 GUYS AND 10 WOMEN.
437
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,703
THREE GIRLS ARE GOING HOME.
438
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,006
HOPEFULLY ONE OF THEM IS NOT ME.
439
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,974
LAST NIGHT,
I GAVE MY ROSE TO JUSTIN,
440
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,360
AND I'M EXCITED TO, LIKE,
SEE WHERE THIS CAN GO.
441
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:20,661
Mackenzie: LET'S TRY
TO FIGURE THIS DATE CARD OUT.
442
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:22,296
Ashley I.: OKAY.
443
00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:27,718
"MACKENZIE, PICK A MAN
YOU SEE A FUTURE WITH."
444
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,386
THEY'RE REALLY OBVIOUS,
USUALLY.
445
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,355
FUTURE.
446
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,856
ALIENS.
447
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,327
YEAH. FUTURE.
ALIENS.
448
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,579
THAT'S GREAT.
FUTURE, LIKE,
WHAT ELSE?
449
00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:39,180
THAT WOULD BE
SO GREAT.
450
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,384
SHE'S NOT VERY SMART,
BUT...
[ LAUGHTER ]
451
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,019
BUT SHE'S REALLY NICE.
Dan:
PERFECT. PERFECT.
452
00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:47,204
WHAT IF WE GO TO, LIKE,
A UFO SIGHTING?
453
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,939
YEAH.
PROBABLY GONNA BE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
454
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,309
THAT'D BE AMAZING.
THAT WOULD BE FUN.
455
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,045
I FEEL LIKE SINCE I AM COMING IN
PRETTY MUCH AT THE LAST WEEK,
456
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,031
IT PUTS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME
457
00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:59,366
TO FIND A CONNECTION
REALLY QUICK.
458
00:16:59,402 --> 00:17:02,703
I GET ONE PERSON TO CHOOSE
TO SPEND MY WHOLE DAY WITH,
459
00:17:02,739 --> 00:17:04,738
WHICH IS PROBABLY GONNA BE...
460
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,857
WELL, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
461
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,625
WHO SHOULD I TAKE
ON A DATE?
462
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,827
I THINK YOUR BEST FIT IF YOU'RE
ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
463
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,863
IS JUSTIN OVERALL.
464
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,664
I THINK MIKEY
HAS AN INTEREST.
HE DOES.
465
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,498
OH, MY GOD. NO, JUELIA IS, LIKE,
WAY TOO GOOD OF A FRIEND.
466
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,500
YEAH.
467
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,219
I MEAN, YOU GOT TO BE SELFISH
TO A POINT, THOUGH,
468
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,954
IF YOU'RE G--
IF YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEBODY.
469
00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:20,888
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST HUMOR HIM
AND TALK TO HIM.
470
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,323
YEAH.
AND THEN, LIKE,
471
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:23,724
I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
PICK HIM NATURALLY.
472
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,458
YEAH.
OKAY.
WELL, THANK YOU.
473
00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:25,809
SO, YEAH.
474
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:28,246
ASHLEY GAVE ME THE DOWN-LOW.
475
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,482
I KNOW WHO'S AVAILABLE, AND IT'S
REALLY BETWEEN JUSTIN OR DAN.
476
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,449
I HAVE NO IDEA
477
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,187
WHERE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH
EITHER OF THOSE GUYS COULD GO.
478
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,939
YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS
THE SITUATION THAT YOU'RE IN.
479
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,673
SO, AMBER AND I
WENT ON A DATE.
480
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,775
IT WAS
AN AWESOME TIME.
481
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,011
UM...YOU KNOW,
WHERE -WHERE I'M AT,
482
00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:47,097
I'M HERE COMPLETELY OPEN,
UNLIMITED.
483
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,032
I KNOW YOU'RE A MOM.
I'M A FATHER.
484
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,834
AWESOME. YEAH.
I HAVE
A 4 1/2-YEAR-OLD BOY.
485
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,703
A BOY.
I LOVE BOYS.
YEAH.
486
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,138
WHAT'S YOUR SON'S NAME?
487
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,239
KALE,
LIKE THE VEGETABLE.
OKAY. COOL.
488
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,759
I'VE NEVER DATED ANYBODY ELSE
WITH A KID,
489
00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:00,494
BESIDES MY SON'S DAD, OBVIOUSLY.
490
00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:02,296
THAT'S A GIVEAWAY.
491
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,382
BUT IT FEELS REALLY GOOD
TALKING TO SOMEBODY
492
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:10,121
THAT, LIKE,
HAS A LOVE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE,
493
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,988
LIKE OTHER THAN YOURSELF,
THAT'S A KID.
494
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,091
IT'S -OH! IT FEELS AMAZING.
495
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,361
Tenley: WHAT DID
YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT?
496
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:22,683
UH, JUST, UH, HER SON, MY SON,
HOW IT IS BEING HERE.
497
00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:24,352
I TOLD HER, "I GET
WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.
YOU'RE COMING IN LATE.
498
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,270
EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS THAT
AND RESPECTS THAT."
499
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,872
YEP.
500
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,707
"SO DON'T FEEL BAD
MAKING A MOVE."
501
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,509
Amber: MACKENZIE -I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE HAS HER EYE ON ANYONE,
502
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,845
BUT, LIKE, THERE'S SO MANY
SINGLE GUYS SHE CAN TALK TO.
503
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,580
SO, WHAT DO YOU
LIKE TO DO?
504
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:39,066
SO, I EXERCISE A LOT. I DO
TRIATHLONS IN MY SPARE -YEAH.
505
00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:39,633
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE GYM
A DAY IN MY LIFE.
506
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:41,068
[ LAUGHS ]
507
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,936
I HONESTLY
JUST WANT TO GET A CHANCE
508
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:44,971
TO KNOW JUSTIN
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
509
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,824
LIKE, WE HAD A GREAT FIRST DATE,
510
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,325
AND I ACTUALLY DO
HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM,
511
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,562
SO, UM, HOPEFULLY SOMETHING ELSE
HAPPENS WITH US.
512
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,831
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
513
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,833
I HATE TO INTRUDE.
514
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,167
JUSTIN...
YEAH?
515
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,786
...WILL YOU GO ON MY DATE
WITH ME?
516
00:18:58,821 --> 00:19:00,187
YEAH, SURE.
LET'S DO IT.
517
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,256
EXCELLENT. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
IT MEANS?
518
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,391
"MACKENZIE, PICK A MAN
YOU SEE A FUTURE WITH."
519
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:06,110
OKAY.
520
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,077
SO, I'M THINKING IT'S,
LIKE, FUTURISTIC.
521
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,712
FUTURISTIC.
SO, LET'S GO.
522
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,147
LET'S DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
523
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,615
LET'S DO IT.
Amber:
HAVE FUN, YOU GUYS.
524
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,483
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
525
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,151
YEAH.
526
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,655
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, IT --
IT HURTS
527
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,674
SEEING THE GUY THAT YOU
JUST WENT ON A DATE WITH
GO ON ANOTHER DATE.
528
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,944
WE'RE ALMOST DOWN TO THE END,
AND THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST CHANCE
529
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,963
TO MAKE A CONNECTION
WITH ANYONE.
530
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,332
JUSTIN'S GOING ON A DATE NOW
WITH MACKENZIE,
531
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,333
AND THAT'S THE ONLY OTHER PERSON
I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN.
532
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,701
Dan: WHAT?
533
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:31,635
I DON'T KNOW.
IT, LIKE, SUCKS.
534
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,837
IT -IT'S --
535
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,138
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
536
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,507
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT CAN HAPPEN.
537
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,726
NO, I DON'T THINK ANYTHING ELSE
IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE.
538
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,161
YOU NEVER KNOW.
539
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:42,529
Jade: IT'S KIND OF WEIRD BECAUSE
JUSTIN WAS JUST ON A DATE,
540
00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:47,151
AND I THINK AMBER WAS HOPING
THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE.
541
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,852
AND NOW HE'S, LIKE,
TURNING AROUND
542
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,122
AND GOING ON A DATE
WITH MACKENZIE.
543
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,023
I FEEL LIKE AMBER
TRIES TO PLAY IT COOL,
544
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,491
BUT GUYS HAVE THE POWER
THIS WEEK.
545
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:58,378
AND HE'S KIND OF THE ONLY GUY
THAT WOULD GIVE HER A ROSE,
546
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,313
SO I FEEL LIKE
SHE'S FEELING THE PRESSURE.
547
00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:02,416
♪
548
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,872
BUENAS NOCHES.
HAVE FUN, GUYS.
549
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,573
Woman: BYE.
GO GET IT.
550
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:10,674
HAVE FUN,
MACKENZIE.
BYE.
551
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,542
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.
THANK YOU.
552
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:12,510
Amber:
I'M OVER IT.
553
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,645
I DON'T WANT TO CRY.
554
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,913
Tenley: I THINK AMBER IS
ACTUALLY IN A REALLY TOUGH SPOT
555
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,266
BECAUSE IT'S COMING TO AN END,
556
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,035
AND I THINK THAT A LOT OF
THE COUPLES AND RELATIONSHIPS
557
00:20:22,071 --> 00:20:23,637
ARE JUST GONNA GROW STRONGER.
558
00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:25,222
I FEEL SO SAFE,
559
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,293
AND NOBODY ELSE IS COMING
INTO PARADISE THAT I KNOW OF.
560
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,096
♪
561
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:40,488
Jaclyn: I'M JACLYN,
AND I'M COMING IN SO LATE.
562
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:44,091
I ACTUALLY DON'T CARE WHAT'S
HAPPENED IN THE LAST FIVE WEEKS
563
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,843
BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE
ARE PROBABLY BORED.
564
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,445
THEY'RE SICK
OF THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.
565
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,014
I'M SURE THEY WANT TO TRADE UP,
AND I'M READY TO RUMBLE.
566
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,616
I WANT
TO STEAL PEOPLE'S BOYFRIENDS.
567
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,652
I WANT TO DISRUPT THE PEACE.
568
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,953
IT'S PARADISE.
569
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,504
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
570
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,073
HI, BITCHES!
571
00:21:00,609 --> 00:21:02,776
YAY!
572
00:21:02,811 --> 00:21:04,345
Woman:
JACLYN. [BLEEP]
573
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,762
HI!
574
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:06,696
I'VE ONLY HEARD BAD THINGS.
575
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,699
HI, DAN!
HOW ARE YOU?
576
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,234
DAN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
577
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,135
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT JACLYN'S REPUTATION
578
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,071
EXCEPT SHE LIKES
TO SHAKE THINGS UP.
579
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,974
AND YOU CAN TELL THAT
WHEN SHE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR
580
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,092
THAT SHE WAS GONNA
SHAKE SOME THINGS UP.
581
00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:20,895
HI, JARED.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
582
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:22,363
I'VE HEARD REALLY GREAT THINGS
ABOUT YOU.
583
00:21:22,398 --> 00:21:23,997
Ashley I.: THERE IS A NEW GIRL
IN THE HOUSE,
584
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,384
AND THIS ONE MAY BE A HANDFUL.
585
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,419
LOOKING GOOD.
586
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:33,657
HER REPUTATION IS FOR BEING
A BIT OF A TOUGH BITCH.
587
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,025
UM, SO,
I HAVE A DATE CARD.
588
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,726
Woman: YAY!
Carly: COOL.
589
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,412
OKAY.
590
00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:42,416
"JACLYN, TAKE A MAN ON A DATE
WHO TICKLES YOUR SENSES."
591
00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:44,251
OOH!
592
00:21:44,286 --> 00:21:46,269
SO, SO, I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE
TO TICKLE ME.
593
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,839
UH...OKAY.
594
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,808
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING.
595
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:51,875
YOU GUYS HAVE TO, LIKE,
SCOOP ME.
596
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,177
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
597
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,012
LIKE, I NEED
TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
598
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,147
HERE'S THE SINGLE ONES.
OKAY, SO...
599
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,166
BUT I DON'T CARE WHO'S SINGLE
AND WHO'S NOT SINGLE.
600
00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:00,734
OH, OKAY. SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO TELL YOU?
601
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:02,770
SO, EVERYTHING.
602
00:22:02,805 --> 00:22:04,771
MY PLAN
IS TO FIND A [BLEEP] DATE.
603
00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:06,657
JARED I THINK IS REALLY CUTE.
604
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,560
HE HAS POTENTSH.
605
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,962
DAN'S AMAZING AND HOT.
606
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,964
AND I'VE HEARD
REALLY GOOD THINGS ABOUT JUSTIN.
607
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,099
I WANT TO TAKE THESE GUYS
ON COOL DATES,
608
00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:18,619
AND I'M ALSO NOT FRIENDS
WITH ANYONE HERE.
609
00:22:18,654 --> 00:22:20,921
SO, FAIR GAME.
610
00:22:20,956 --> 00:22:21,688
JUSTIN'S DEFINITELY
A CONTENDER.
611
00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:22,823
OKAY, SO,
JUSTIN.
612
00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:24,424
JARED FOR SURE.
613
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,643
JARED. [ LAUGHS ]
614
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,847
SO, THE THING IS, LIKE, ASHLEY
REALLY, REALLY LIKES JARED.
615
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,615
I DON'T CARE.
616
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:32,850
Ashley I.:
WHAT THE HELL?
617
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,050
OBVIOUSLY,
SHE DOESN'T GIVE A [BLEEP]
618
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,620
ABOUT STEPPING ON
ANYONE ELSE'S FEET.
619
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,973
THAT IS NOT OKAY.
620
00:22:39,008 --> 00:22:39,540
I'VE HEARD
SUCH GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU.
621
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:40,541
ME?
622
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,344
YEAH.
623
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:44,211
Juelia: I THINK SHE'S KIND OF
BREAKING THE RULES RIGHT NOW.
624
00:22:44,246 --> 00:22:47,230
SHE DOESN'T CARE, YOU KNOW,
WHO'S WITH WHO OR WHATEVER.
625
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,099
SHE'S JUST HERE
TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
626
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,902
I HAVE A FEELING
THAT SHE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
627
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,138
Kirk:
SHE IS A BALL OF FIRE.
628
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,173
SHE IS GONNA TURN
SOMEBODY'S LIFE UPSIDE-DOWN
629
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,174
IN THE NEXT
THREE DAYS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
630
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,028
COMING UP...
631
00:23:01,063 --> 00:23:03,197
Mackenzie: THIS IS NOT
WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
632
00:23:03,232 --> 00:23:06,683
BUT I'M REALLY GLAD
JUSTIN IS HERE.
633
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,018
NO MATTER HOW AWKWARD IT IS,
634
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,387
WE'RE, LIKE,
STILL HAVING A GOOD TIME.
635
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,288
YOU'RE MARRIED.
636
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,724
WHAT?
637
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:14,892
AND LATER...
Jaclyn: ASHLEY I.
IS OBVIOUSLY INVESTED IN JARED,
638
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,894
BUT HE'S A CUTE GUY.
639
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,546
IF I ASKED YOU ON A DATE,
YOU'D SAY YES.
640
00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:22,182
Tanner: JACLYN HAS KIND OF LIKE
A BLACK WIDOW FEEL TO HER,
641
00:23:22,218 --> 00:23:23,317
LIKE SHE'D RIP YOUR HEAD OFF
AFTER SEX.
642
00:23:23,352 --> 00:23:27,504
Ashley I.: I'M NOT GONNA LET HER
TAKE JARED AWAY FROM ME.
643
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:31,708
I WOULD LIKE A DATE WHICH
WOULD LEAD TO A FANTASY SUITE.
644
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,078
I MAY NOT BE A VIRGIN TOMORROW.
645
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,113
Jaclyn:
SHE'S GOT TO GROW UP.
646
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,300
NO GUY WANTS TO TAKE
SOMEBODY'S VIRGINITY.
647
00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:46,540
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
648
00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:49,943
♪
649
00:23:49,978 --> 00:23:51,612
Mackenzie: WHAT DO YOU THINK'S
BACK HERE?
650
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,046
ARE WE CROCODILE HUNTERS?
651
00:23:53,082 --> 00:23:54,498
Mackenzie:
JUSTIN AND I BEGAN OUR DATE.
652
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:58,869
MY DATE CARD SAID, "PICK A MAN
YOU SEE A FUTURE WITH."
653
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,771
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
LIKE STARGAZING,
654
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,923
JUST SOMETHING FUTURISTIC.
655
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:06,560
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?
REICH.
656
00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:08,262
REICH?
MM-HMM.
657
00:24:08,297 --> 00:24:09,729
JUSTIN REICH.
YES.
WHAT ABOUT YOURS?
658
00:24:09,765 --> 00:24:12,566
DEONIGI.
659
00:24:12,602 --> 00:24:13,767
LIKE LUIGI.
660
00:24:13,802 --> 00:24:16,186
OH, OKAY.
GOT IT.
661
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:19,689
WE WALKED DOWN A ROCKY PATHWAY,
TOTALLY GOING GOOD.
662
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,959
WE'RE HAVING GOOD CONVERSATION.
663
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,843
YOU SMELL SO GREAT.
IT'S SO NICE.
664
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,678
I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT MYSELF.
665
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,413
THANK YOU.
666
00:24:26,449 --> 00:24:29,015
HONESTLY, I HAVEN'T BEEN
ON A DATE IN SO LONG,
667
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,217
PROBABLY SINCE CHRIS' SEASON,
668
00:24:31,253 --> 00:24:33,887
AND JUSTIN'S
REALLY INTRIGUING TO ME.
669
00:24:33,922 --> 00:24:36,440
HE HAS A KID, JUST LIKE ME,
670
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:40,978
SO WE AUTOMATICALLY HAVE
THIS RELATABLE CHEMISTRY.
671
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,629
I'M SUPER EXCITED
TO GET TO KNOW JUSTIN MORE.
672
00:24:42,665 --> 00:24:44,098
ALL RIGHT.
WHOA.
673
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,965
SO, WE GOT SOMETHING
GOING ON HERE.
674
00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:46,766
WHOA. ARE WE GONNA CAST A SPELL
ON SOMEBODY?
675
00:24:46,802 --> 00:24:47,501
I THINK SO.
676
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,658
WE SHOW UP AT THIS SITE.
677
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:58,495
INTERESTING.
678
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:03,416
THERE IS A FIRE PIT WITH, LIKE
A SCARF, A SEASHELL, AND A ROPE.
679
00:25:03,452 --> 00:25:05,051
WE GOT DRUGS.
680
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,220
AND DRUGS
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
681
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,455
ARE WE GONNA DO
SOME VOODOO TONIGHT?
682
00:25:08,490 --> 00:25:11,225
'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY --
I'M NOT INTO THAT, HONESTLY.
683
00:25:11,293 --> 00:25:13,160
THAT'S -THAT'S A GOOD, UH...
I'M NOT INTO VOODOO.
684
00:25:13,195 --> 00:25:15,045
Justin:
WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
685
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,547
S&M POSSIBLY IN THE MIX
WITH THE ROPES.
686
00:25:16,582 --> 00:25:17,781
I DON'T KNOW.
687
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:19,083
SO, WHAT --
WAIT. HOLD ON.
688
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,284
WE GOT SOMEONE COMING UP HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
689
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,702
♪
690
00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,471
HELLO.
HI.
691
00:25:24,506 --> 00:25:26,339
HOLA.
HOLA.
692
00:25:26,374 --> 00:25:29,910
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THERE'S SOME MEXICAN CHIEF
693
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,613
OR PRIEST OR SHAMAN
COMING DOWN HERE.
694
00:25:32,648 --> 00:25:34,564
HOLA. CMO EST?
695
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,866
CMO ESTN? BIEN?
696
00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:37,567
WE'RE GOOD.
BIEN. YES.
697
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:38,368
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
698
00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:41,838
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU LOST ME.
699
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:42,655
WHAT?
Man: S.
700
00:25:42,691 --> 00:25:44,190
[ LAUGHS ]
701
00:25:44,226 --> 00:25:47,761
THIS SPANISH MAN COMES UP
AND STARTS TALKING IN SPANISH.
702
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,798
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
703
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:53,634
WHAT?
IT'S SO CONFUSING
704
00:25:53,669 --> 00:25:57,488
'CAUSE I DON'T SPEAK ANY OTHER
LANGUAGES EXCEPT FOR ENGLISH.
705
00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:58,889
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
706
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,758
ARE YOU
A PROFESSIONAL?
707
00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,943
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
708
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,345
I'M TOTALLY RELYING
ON JUSTIN RIGHT NOW,
709
00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:07,914
SO LET'S HOPE
HE KNOWS WHAT THE GUY IS SAYING,
710
00:26:07,949 --> 00:26:09,583
'CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA.
711
00:26:09,618 --> 00:26:11,218
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
712
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,473
Wrap a rope
around yourself.
713
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:18,241
OKAY.
714
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,375
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
WRAP A ROPE?
ROPE?
715
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,643
UH-HUH.
716
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:21,645
Get the rope.
OKAY.
717
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,629
NO, NO, NO.
ROPE?
718
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:23,630
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
719
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,899
SO...
720
00:26:25,934 --> 00:26:27,567
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
721
00:26:27,603 --> 00:26:28,969
OKAY.
TAKE MINE OFF?
722
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,737
UH-HUH. EVERYTHING.
OKAY.
723
00:26:30,773 --> 00:26:31,938
BOTH OF YOU.
WAIT. SERIOUSLY?
724
00:26:31,973 --> 00:26:33,640
LIKE...
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
725
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,159
OKAY.
OKAY.
726
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,960
Mackenzie:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO THINK.
727
00:26:36,995 --> 00:26:39,329
WE GOT TO STRIP DOWN.
728
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:42,750
JUSTIN'S WEARING THESE,
LIKE, SPANDEX BOXERS.
729
00:26:42,785 --> 00:26:45,385
HIS BULGE IS JUST...
730
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:46,453
THERE.
731
00:26:46,488 --> 00:26:49,456
[ LAUGHS ]
732
00:26:49,491 --> 00:26:51,892
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST FIRST DATE
I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LI.
733
00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:54,478
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
734
00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:56,613
S.
735
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,748
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
736
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,418
I'M STANDING HERE HALF NAKED.
737
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,069
[ SPEAKS SPANISH ]
738
00:27:03,105 --> 00:27:06,006
I'M JUST FIGURING
IT'S SOME SORT OF RITUAL.
739
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,141
YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
740
00:27:08,177 --> 00:27:10,410
IN TERMS OF
WHY EXACTLY WE'RE DOING THIS.
741
00:27:10,445 --> 00:27:15,232
BUT...I LITERALLY GOT SMOKE
BLOWN UP MY ASS TONIGHT.
742
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:18,836
♪
743
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:21,038
I'M SO WEIRDED OUT.
744
00:27:23,192 --> 00:27:24,324
I WAS LIKE,
"AM I BEING SACRIFICED TONIGHT?"
745
00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:35,085
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
746
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,621
THE SPANISH MAN
BRINGS THIS BOWL OF MUD OUT,
747
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,458
AND THEN IN SPANISH, HE'S LIKE,
"HEY, PUT THIS ON YOUR BODY."
748
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,411
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
749
00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:45,478
S.
750
00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:46,780
WHAT?
751
00:27:46,815 --> 00:27:48,315
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
752
00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:51,118
Justin: IT'S EXTREMELY HARD
UNDERSTANDING THIS GUY.
753
00:27:51,153 --> 00:27:52,986
I'M PICKING UP PIECES
IN BETWEEN,
754
00:27:53,022 --> 00:27:55,038
BUT I'M UNDERSTANDING THIS GUY
755
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,906
A LITTLE BIT BETTER
THAN MACKENZIE CAN.
756
00:27:56,941 --> 00:27:58,408
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
OOH!
757
00:27:58,443 --> 00:28:00,611
COVER IT?
758
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:01,811
Mackenzie: COVER IT.
759
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:02,729
CIRCLE. CIRCLE.
LIKE THIS?
760
00:28:02,765 --> 00:28:04,431
MAKE A CIRCLE.
761
00:28:04,466 --> 00:28:05,398
Man: BUENO.
762
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,000
[ LAUGHS ]
763
00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:08,902
MACKENZIE'S CONFUSED,
TO SAY THE LEAST.
764
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:10,804
[ MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ]
765
00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:12,272
IS THIS --
IS THIS WRONG?
766
00:28:12,307 --> 00:28:13,974
Justin:
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CIRCLE,
767
00:28:14,009 --> 00:28:16,292
AND IT'S FAR FROM A CIRCLE.
768
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:20,096
AND I'M JUST GETTING MUD SLAPPED
ON MY BACK, RUBBED ALL OVER.
769
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,449
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
CIRCLE.
770
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,887
I HOPE TO WATCH THIS DATE,
771
00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:29,489
AND I REALLY HOPE
THERE'S SUBTITLES ON IT.
772
00:28:29,524 --> 00:28:31,324
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
773
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:39,349
THIS IS NOT
WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
774
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:47,040
THIS IS, LIKE, KIND OF SEXY, BUT
THIS IS, LIKE, KIND OF AWKWARD.
775
00:28:47,076 --> 00:28:49,142
Justin: MACKENZIE
IS A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL.
776
00:28:49,178 --> 00:28:50,977
SHE'S GOT A GREAT BODY.
SHE'S LOOKING GREAT IN A BIKINI.
777
00:28:51,013 --> 00:28:52,445
I'M NOT MAD
I'M TOUCHING MACKENZIE.
778
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,280
NO, NOT MAD AT ALL.
779
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:56,065
♪
780
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,568
Mackenzie:
JUSTIN IS REALLY HOT.
781
00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:00,804
OBVIOUSLY, HE WORKS OUT.
782
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,806
HE SHOWS IT.
783
00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:05,459
HE'S TOTALLY DEFINED.
784
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,960
IT'S AWESOME!
785
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:10,197
My neck.
He's tying my neck up.
786
00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:19,656
IT GETS MORE AND MORE WEIRD
THE MORE THE DATE GOES ON.
787
00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:23,110
[ CONCH BLOWING ]
788
00:29:24,647 --> 00:29:25,979
[ CHUCKLES ]
789
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:28,348
JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
ON THE TOWN.
790
00:29:28,383 --> 00:29:31,818
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT
TO SPEND IT WITH ANYBODY ELSE.
791
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:34,220
I'M REALLY GLAD
JUSTIN IS HERE.
792
00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:36,973
JUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL
REALLY COMFORTABLE.
793
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:40,010
THAT MADE ME REALLY APPRECIATE
794
00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,278
BRINGING HIM
ON THIS DATE WITH ME.
795
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:46,699
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS CEREMONY IS FOR,
796
00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:49,035
BUT NO MATTER HOW AWKWARD IT IS,
797
00:29:49,071 --> 00:29:51,904
WE'RE, LIKE,
STILL HAVING A GOOD TIME.
798
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,506
IT'S JUST GOING SO WELL.
799
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,241
FELICITACIONES.
800
00:29:55,277 --> 00:29:57,494
CMO EST?
[ CHUCKLES ] MUY BIEN.
801
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,496
AHORA BESO.
802
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:00,664
KISS.
AH. OKAY.
803
00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,899
[ DRUM BANGING ]
804
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:05,619
YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
805
00:30:05,654 --> 00:30:07,854
[ LAUGHS ]
806
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,757
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
807
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,392
IT'S YOUR TURN?
808
00:30:12,428 --> 00:30:14,661
NO, NO, NO.
809
00:30:14,696 --> 00:30:15,512
UH, WHAT?
810
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,550
WHAT?
811
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:27,273
♪
812
00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:29,893
Justin: I JUST HAD A CRAZY DATE
WITH MACKENZIE.
813
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,495
Mackenzie:
WE GOT MARRIED TONIGHT.
814
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:32,629
Justin:
YEAH, WE GOT MARRIED.
FOR REAL, LIKE, REAL.
815
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,563
WE'RE MARRIED
IN MEXICO.
816
00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:35,165
OH, GOOD.
817
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,184
Justin:
AND NOW MACKENZIE IS CONFUSED.
818
00:30:38,219 --> 00:30:39,686
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE THINKS
WE'RE SERIOUSLY MARRIED OR NOT.
819
00:30:39,721 --> 00:30:41,788
CONGRATULATIONS.
820
00:30:41,823 --> 00:30:43,490
AND IT'S KIND OF
FREAKING ME OUT.
821
00:30:43,525 --> 00:30:45,692
PUT MUD ALL OVER EACH OTHER'S
BODIES AND THEN GIVE US --
822
00:30:45,727 --> 00:30:47,193
EACH OTHER
A SPONGE BATH.
823
00:30:47,229 --> 00:30:49,212
AND THEN AT THE VERY END,
WE GOT MARRIED.
824
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:50,780
SOMETHING TELLS ME SHE THINKS
WE'RE ACTUALLY MARRIED.
825
00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:52,349
YEAH, WE GOT MARRIED.
826
00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:56,503
WE HAD A MEXICAN,
UH, PRIEST AND EVERYTHING.
827
00:30:56,538 --> 00:30:58,671
SHE KEEPS ON SAYING IT, AND IT'S
KIND OF LIKE -I DON'T KNOW.
828
00:30:58,707 --> 00:31:00,406
[ LAUGHS ]
829
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,741
JUSTIN.
830
00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,643
DID WE
GET MARRIED TONIGHT?
831
00:31:03,678 --> 00:31:05,111
JUSTIN IS MY HUSBAND.
832
00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:07,463
YOU WANT ANYTHING
TO DRINK?
833
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:08,965
UM...WATER?
834
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,568
WE'RE, LIKE,
MEXICAN CITIZENS MARRIED.
835
00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,170
THANKS, HONEY.
836
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,723
THIS IS THE BEST MARRIAGE
I'VE EVER HAD.
837
00:31:16,758 --> 00:31:18,191
LIKE, THERE'S, LIKE,
NO FIGHTING.
838
00:31:18,227 --> 00:31:20,393
I'M TRYING SO HARD
NOT TO CHEW LOUD.
839
00:31:20,429 --> 00:31:21,661
WHY'S THAT?
840
00:31:21,697 --> 00:31:23,663
I DON'T WANT TO BUG YOU.
841
00:31:23,699 --> 00:31:25,098
'CAUSE WHY?
842
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,666
[ Laughing ]
I DON'T WANT TO BUG YOU.
843
00:31:26,702 --> 00:31:29,453
BUG ME?
MM-HMM.
844
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,088
IF WE HAVE KIDS, I-I DON'T THINK
THAT MEANS OUR KIDS ARE MEXICAN
845
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:35,742
BECAUSE NEITHER OF US
ARE MEXICAN.
846
00:31:35,777 --> 00:31:37,911
THAT'S, LIKE,
MERMAID CENTRAL,
847
00:31:37,946 --> 00:31:40,247
AND I TOTALLY BELIEVE
IN MERMAIDS.
848
00:31:40,282 --> 00:31:42,849
WENT THROUGH THE HONEYMOON PHASE
WITH MACKENZIE,
849
00:31:42,884 --> 00:31:45,218
AND NOW REALITY HAS SET IN.
850
00:31:45,253 --> 00:31:48,238
I'M INTERESTED IN YOUR,
UH, BELIEF IN MERMAIDS.
851
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:50,640
NO, I MEAN,
I JUST BELIEVE THEY'RE REAL.
852
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:54,377
OH, OKAY.
853
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,496
I'M THINKING I GOT TO FIND
SOMEONE TO DIVORCE US TOMORROW.
854
00:31:56,531 --> 00:31:59,499
♪
855
00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:08,692
OH, I LEFT MY CARD --
MY DATE CARD.
856
00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:10,259
I HAVE IT FOR YOU.
OKAY.
857
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,262
Tanner: WELL,
SHE'S FULL OF ENERGY.
858
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,030
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO,
LIKE, BE AROUND HER,
859
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:15,565
BUT I WANT TO, LIKE,
WATCH HER FROM AFAR.
860
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:19,018
JACLYN CAME IN TONIGHT.
SHE CAME IN A BALL OF FIRE.
861
00:32:19,054 --> 00:32:21,154
WE'LL SEE
WHO SHE ASKS ON A DATE.
862
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:22,255
SHE'S DEFINITELY
GONNA STIR THE POT.
863
00:32:22,291 --> 00:32:24,257
CHEERS.
864
00:32:26,094 --> 00:32:28,578
ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN ANYONE?
865
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:32,148
I MEAN,
I DON'T KNOW.
866
00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,818
THEY MAY AS WELL CALL THIS SHOW
"KAITLYN'S REJECTS."
867
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,002
I MEAN,
IT'S SLIM PICKINGS OUT THERE.
868
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:38,037
THE WELDER, FOR INSTANCE,
869
00:32:38,072 --> 00:32:39,806
WHO CAN'T CONSTRUCT
FORMAL SENTENCES --
870
00:32:39,842 --> 00:32:41,607
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH.
871
00:32:41,643 --> 00:32:42,309
I MEAN,
YOU HAVE OPTIONS.
872
00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:43,977
YEAH.
873
00:32:44,012 --> 00:32:46,212
THERE ARE OPTIONS,
FOR SURE.
874
00:32:46,248 --> 00:32:48,998
I'M ASSUMING THESE PEOPLE
ARE JUST COMPLETELY SICK
875
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:51,201
OF WHATEVER GIRL
THEY'VE BEEN DATING
876
00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:53,203
AND WHATEVER DRAMA
THEY'VE BEEN DEALING WITH.
877
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:57,591
SO, I'M IN
A REALLY GOOD ADVANTAGE.
878
00:32:57,626 --> 00:32:59,592
SCOOT.
879
00:32:59,627 --> 00:33:00,460
OH.
NO. I'M SORRY.
880
00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:04,197
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT, LIKE,
WHAT I WANT TO DO FOR TOMORROW.
881
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:07,484
LIKE, I HAVE A DATE CARD,
AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYONE.
882
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,419
♪
883
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:13,924
ASHLEY I. IS OBVIOUSLY INVESTED
IN JARED, AND I DON'T CARE.
884
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:16,343
HE'S A CUTE GUY,
SO I'M INTRIGUED.
885
00:33:16,378 --> 00:33:17,577
Jared: HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED
IN CHICAGO FOR?
886
00:33:17,613 --> 00:33:18,879
UH, EIGHT MONTHS.
887
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:19,880
THAT'S IT?
YEAH.
888
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:20,814
OH, NICE.
YEAH.
889
00:33:20,849 --> 00:33:22,282
I'M FROM BOSTON.
890
00:33:22,317 --> 00:33:24,184
OH [BLEEP]
I'M FROM RHODE ISLAND.
YEAH.
891
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:26,753
HIGH FIVE. NEW ENGLAND.
YEAH, BUDDY.
892
00:33:26,788 --> 00:33:28,405
Jared:
JACLYN IS A SPITFIRE.
893
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,572
SHE'S A WILD ONE.
894
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:30,974
SHE'S VERY ENERGETIC.
895
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,942
SEEMS VERY FUN-LOVING,
WHICH IS GREAT.
896
00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:34,577
I LOVE HAVING A GIRL
THAT'S OUTGOING.
897
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,029
SO,
BORN AND RAISED,
898
00:33:36,064 --> 00:33:37,931
AND THEN I MOVED TO NEW YORK
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
899
00:33:37,966 --> 00:33:39,499
HOW'D YOU LIKE LIVING
IN NEW YORK CITY?
900
00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:41,101
LOVED IT.
FEEL LIKE THERE'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING HAPPENING.
901
00:33:41,136 --> 00:33:43,202
THERE'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING HAPPENING,
902
00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:44,504
BUT THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING
HAPPENING WHEREVER I LIVE.
903
00:33:44,540 --> 00:33:46,072
[ CHUCKLES ]
904
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,924
Ashley I.:
I SEE JACLYN TALKING TO JARED,
905
00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,126
AND I'M FREAKING OUT.
906
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,494
LIKE, I AM TERRIFIED
THAT SHE'S GOING TO STEAL HIM.
907
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,363
[ LAUGHS ]
908
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,332
♪
909
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,685
I'M NOT GONNA LET HER
TAKE JARED AWAY FROM ME.
910
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,986
I'M WINNING HIM OVER.
911
00:34:00,022 --> 00:34:03,956
TONIGHT IS LITERALLY DO OR DIE.
912
00:34:03,992 --> 00:34:05,925
HI.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
913
00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,027
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ LAUGHS ]
914
00:34:07,062 --> 00:34:08,377
I HAVE TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
915
00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:11,113
Jaclyn: WAIT. SO YOU'RE EXCITED
FOR ASHLEY I.?
916
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:12,648
Jared: IT'S A LONG STORY,
BUT I AM EXCITED.
917
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:13,917
YOU SEEM
SO UNEXCITED.
918
00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:16,203
IT'S SO BAD.
YOU JUST MET ME.
919
00:34:16,238 --> 00:34:17,370
YOU DON'T KNOW
IF I'M EXCITED OR NOT.
920
00:34:17,406 --> 00:34:18,905
I KNOW.
921
00:34:18,941 --> 00:34:20,039
THAT'S TRUE,
BUT I CAN USUALLY TELL.
922
00:34:20,075 --> 00:34:21,841
I'M A GOOD
JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
923
00:34:21,877 --> 00:34:22,842
OH, OKAY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
924
00:34:22,878 --> 00:34:24,944
NICE TO MEET YOU.
925
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:27,898
ASHLEY I. DISAPPEARS
TO GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE,
926
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,866
AND JACLYN'S SWOOPING IN
ON JARED.
927
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,001
AND THAT MAKES ME
VERY CONCERNED.
928
00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:33,737
ASHLEY I.
IS A COOL GIRL.
MM-HMM.
929
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,204
AND WE GET ALONG
REALLY WELL,
930
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,723
SO IT'S EASY CONVERSATION,
WHICH IS REALLY NICE.
931
00:34:36,758 --> 00:34:38,358
MM.
AND SO...
932
00:34:38,393 --> 00:34:40,060
UH.
933
00:34:40,095 --> 00:34:42,929
I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE JUST KIND OF LIKE --
934
00:34:42,964 --> 00:34:44,297
I DON'T KNOW --
BORED.
935
00:34:46,101 --> 00:34:48,485
Kirk:
SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS.
936
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,386
LIKE, THERE ARE PROBABLY
HANDCUFFS IN HER BACK POCKET.
937
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,355
YEAH.
938
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,224
Tanner: JARED'S, LIKE,
THE NICEST GUY IN THE HOUSE,
939
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,876
AND JACLYN HAS KIND OF LIKE
A BLACK WIDOW FEEL TO HER,
940
00:34:56,912 --> 00:34:59,045
LIKE SHE'D RIP YOUR HEAD OFF
AFTER SEX.
941
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,047
SO WE'RE KIND OF WORRIED
ABOUT HIM.
942
00:35:01,082 --> 00:35:02,181
ASHLEY AND I GET ALONG
REALLY WELL.
943
00:35:02,217 --> 00:35:04,350
I MEAN, WE'RE FRIENDS,
AND SHE WROTE ME
944
00:35:04,386 --> 00:35:05,552
THIS REALLY BEAUTIFUL LETTER
AT THE LAST COCKTAIL PARTY.
945
00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:07,937
OH. A LETTER.
KIND OF -NO, BUT REALLY --
IT WAS REALLY NICE,
946
00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:08,838
AND SHE
POURED HER HEART OUT.
947
00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:10,206
YEAH.
I'M SURE.
948
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,674
IT WAS REALLY GREAT.
YEAH.
YEAH.
949
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,310
ASHLEY I. -NEVER TRUST A GIRL
950
00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:17,997
WITH A BELLY-BUTTON RING
AT AGE 25-PLUS.
951
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:22,869
I MEAN, THE GIRL IS ELEMENTARY.
952
00:35:22,904 --> 00:35:26,406
SHE'S GOT TO GROW UP.
TIME TO HAVE SEX.
953
00:35:26,441 --> 00:35:30,627
I WANT TIME ALONE TOGETHER
WITH JARED WITHOUT ANY CAMERAS,
954
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:35,381
SO I WOULD LIKE A DATE WHICH
WOULD LEAD TO A FANTASY SUITE.
955
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,018
Ashley I.: I WANT
AN OVERNIGHT DATE WITH JARED
956
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:42,421
BECAUSE THERE'S NO MORE TIME.
957
00:35:42,457 --> 00:35:45,291
THERE'S JUST NO MORE TIME LEFT
TO, LIKE, MESS AROUND
958
00:35:45,327 --> 00:35:47,726
AND NOT KNOW
WHETHER OR NOT JARED IS SOMEBODY
959
00:35:47,762 --> 00:35:49,812
WHO I SHOULD REALLY INVEST IN.
960
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,180
GOOD LUCK.
OKAY. THANKS.
961
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:53,149
ALL RIGHT.
HOPEFULLY THIS WORKS OUT.
962
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:55,184
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD LUCK.
OKAY. THANKS.
963
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:56,569
Jared: OBVIOUSLY,
I'VE TALKED TO ASHLEY.
964
00:35:56,605 --> 00:35:58,538
SHE KNOWS THAT WE'RE BOTH
STILL OPEN AND KIND OF
FIGURING THINGS OUT.
965
00:36:01,143 --> 00:36:02,842
LIKE, WE'RE STILL OPEN
TO OTHER RELATIONSHIPS,
966
00:36:02,877 --> 00:36:04,310
BUT LET'S SEE
WHERE THIS GOES.
967
00:36:04,345 --> 00:36:07,047
BUT IF I ASKED YOU ON A DATE,
YOU'D SAY YES.
968
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,665
IF YOU ASK ME
ON A DATE?
969
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,633
♪
970
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,268
UH...
971
00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:15,205
JARED.
972
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:15,438
♪
973
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:21,811
♪
974
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:24,997
Jared: OBVIOUSLY,
I'VE TALKED TO ASHLEY.
975
00:36:25,033 --> 00:36:26,733
LIKE, WE'RE STILL OPEN
TO OTHER RELATIONSHIPS,
976
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,701
BUT LET'S SEE
WHERE THIS GOES.
977
00:36:28,736 --> 00:36:31,421
AND IF I ASKED YOU ON A DATE,
YOU'D SAY YES.
978
00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,923
IF YOU ASK ME
ON A DATE?
979
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:37,127
GOING ON A DATE WITH JACLYN
WOULD BE A LOT OF FUN.
980
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,995
THERE'S NO DENYING THAT.
IT WOULD BE AN EXPERIENCE.
981
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,329
UH...
982
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:43,750
JARED.
983
00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:45,518
IS THAT
A DATE CARD?
YEAH.
984
00:36:45,554 --> 00:36:47,019
Kirk: DATE CARD?!
985
00:36:47,055 --> 00:36:51,942
I HAPPENED TO FIND A DATE CARD
THAT WAS ADDRESSED TO MYSELF.
986
00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:55,245
SO, ASHLEY I. COMES BACK
WITH A DATE CARD FOR JARED
987
00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,983
THE SAME TIME THAT JACLYN
IS ASKING JARED ON A DATE.
988
00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:03,903
SO, WE HAVE, LIKE,
DUELING DATE CARDS RIGHT NOW.
989
00:37:03,938 --> 00:37:05,505
WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
WHO'S HE GONNA CHOOSE?
990
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:07,974
IT SAYS, "ASHLEY I.,"
991
00:37:08,009 --> 00:37:10,560
VERY SIMPLY, "CHOOSE A MAN
TO SPEND SOME ALONE TIME WITH.
992
00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:13,063
CHRIS HARRISON."
993
00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:14,997
I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO HESITATE
WITH THAT, EITHER.
994
00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:18,467
JARED.
995
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,036
DO YOU WANT
TO COME WITH ME?
996
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,304
♪
997
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,324
Amber: ASHLEY I. ASKED JARED
ON A SURPRISE OVERNIGHT DATE.
998
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,259
THIS IS EITHER DO OR DIE.
999
00:37:27,295 --> 00:37:29,262
LIKE, JARED'S EITHER GONNA SAY,
"YES, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,"
1000
00:37:29,297 --> 00:37:30,113
OR, "JUST DROP IT."
1001
00:37:30,148 --> 00:37:31,715
YES?
1002
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,082
YEAH. I'LL GO ON A DATE
WITH YOU.
1003
00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:34,784
COOL.
1004
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:36,218
Man: HOLY [BLEEP]
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
1005
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,553
ALONE TIME!
1006
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,856
PLEASE,
PLEASE STOP.
1007
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:42,275
Ashley I.: I AM SO HAPPY
AND REALLY NERVOUS,
1008
00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:43,843
BUT I'M ALSO EXCITED.
1009
00:37:43,878 --> 00:37:45,712
THIS IS ONE OF
THE BIGGEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
1010
00:37:45,747 --> 00:37:47,947
COOL.
IT'LL BE FUN.
ALL RIGHT.
1011
00:37:47,982 --> 00:37:49,215
ARE WE GOING
RIGHT NOW?
I THINK SO.
1012
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:54,304
IT'S SO WEIRD TO ME.
1013
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:56,505
I DON'T GET IT.
1014
00:37:56,541 --> 00:38:00,743
BUT, LIKE, NO GUY THIS AGE
1015
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,229
WANTS TO TAKE
SOMEBODY'S VIRGINITY STILL.
1016
00:38:03,264 --> 00:38:05,297
OH!
1017
00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,667
BAD SEX.
1018
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,636
THIS IS CRAZY.
IT'S GONNA BE AN OVERNIGHT?
1019
00:38:09,671 --> 00:38:11,521
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
1020
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,156
Tanner: YEAH,
IT'LL BE FUN, DUDE.
1021
00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,623
SOMETHING DIFFERENT,
CHANGE OF PACE.
SOMETHING TO DO.
1022
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:15,124
CHANGE OF PACE.
YEAH.
1023
00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:19,729
Ashley I.:
TONIGHT'S A HUGE NIGHT.
1024
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,664
I FEEL LIKE
IT'S THE TURNING POINT
1025
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:24,617
FOR, UH,
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JARED.
1026
00:38:24,652 --> 00:38:25,752
THE FANTASY SUITE
USUALLY GOES ALONG WITH,
1027
00:38:25,787 --> 00:38:29,755
LIKE, THOUGHTS OF, UM...SEX.
1028
00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:32,841
AND EVERYONE KNOWS I'M A VIRGIN.
1029
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,176
ARE YOU EXCITED
TO STAY THE NIGHT WITH HER?
1030
00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,712
Jared: YEAH.
1031
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,780
ARE YOU GONNA GET ROMANTIC?
KISSY-KISS?
1032
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,582
WE'LL SEE
HOW THE NIGHT GOES.
1033
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:40,883
YEAH, YEAH.
PLAY IT BY EAR.
1034
00:38:42,704 --> 00:38:44,037
EVEN THOUGH I'M A VIRGIN,
1035
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:47,907
I THINK IT'S STILL FINE
TO GO TO THE FANTASY SUITE.
1036
00:38:47,942 --> 00:38:50,476
I AM PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED
TO JARED ENOUGH
1037
00:38:50,511 --> 00:38:56,132
TO THE POINT WHERE I'M FINE WITH
THE THOUGHT OF DOING A-ANYTHING.
1038
00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:02,489
I LIKE JARED A LOT.
1039
00:39:02,524 --> 00:39:05,090
I MEAN, LIKE,
1040
00:39:05,126 --> 00:39:06,493
I THINK HE'S KIND OF, LIKE,
THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN.
1041
00:39:06,528 --> 00:39:07,160
HE DOESN'T KNOW ME
ON THE INSIDE YET,
1042
00:39:07,195 --> 00:39:12,415
SO I WOULD LIKE TO, UM,
LIKE, DO STUFF WITH JARED.
1043
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,249
♪
1044
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,052
WHAT UP?
1045
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:18,688
ARE YOU READY TO GO ON
THE LATEST DATE OF
"BACHELOR" HISTORY?
1046
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:20,289
OH, MY GOD.
I AM READY.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
1047
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:21,590
ALL RIGHT.
1048
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,676
BYE, GUYS.
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
1049
00:39:23,711 --> 00:39:25,078
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
OR WHENEVER. BYE.
1050
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,647
BYE!
1051
00:39:27,682 --> 00:39:28,781
Tanner:
I WANT JARED TO FIND HAPPINESS
1052
00:39:28,816 --> 00:39:31,100
MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE,
1053
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,369
SO I WOULD LOVE IT
IF JARED TOOK ASHLEY'S V-CARD.
1054
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,904
AFTER YOU, MADAM.
1055
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:39,442
IF ASHLEY I. IS GONNA GIVE UP
HER VIRGINITY TO ANYONE,
1056
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:40,977
IT WILL BE JARED.
1057
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,295
Ashley I.:
I, LIKE, WANT THIS TO GO WELL
1058
00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:46,132
MORE THAN I'VE EVER WANTED
ANYTHING TO GO WELL WITH A GUY.
1059
00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:48,901
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT,
1060
00:39:48,936 --> 00:39:54,057
BUT I MAY NOT BE A VIRGIN
TOMORROW.
1061
00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:57,126
♪
1062
00:39:57,161 --> 00:40:00,163
NEXT WEEK
ON "BACHELOR IN PARADISE"...
1063
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:01,630
Carly: OH, MY GOSH.
WE HAVE ANOTHER DATE TODAY!
1064
00:40:01,665 --> 00:40:03,616
AND A FANTASY SUITE -YES!
1065
00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:05,051
...ALL THE LOVE...
1066
00:40:05,086 --> 00:40:06,219
YOU'RE AMAZING.
IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
1067
00:40:06,254 --> 00:40:09,455
I'M INTERESTED TO HEAR HOW
THE OTHER COUPLES' DATES WENT.
1068
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,639
...ALL THE HEARTBREAK...
1069
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,608
OH, MY GOSH.
IS SHE CRYING?
1070
00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:14,377
Man:
SHE OBVIOUSLY GOT BLINDSIDED.
1071
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,344
...AND ALL THE BETRAYAL...
1072
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,612
CAN I
GO TALK TO HIM?
1073
00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:18,948
...HAVE LED TO THIS.
1074
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:23,002
I FELT DISGUSTED BY IT,
AND I'M HURTING FOR HER.
1075
00:40:23,037 --> 00:40:25,604
IT'S THE EXPLOSIVE TWO-NIGHT
FINALE THAT YOU WON'T BELIEVE.
1076
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,174
I HATE -I HATE --
I HATE HIM.
1077
00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:31,060
ONE NEW ARRIVAL WILL BRING
CHAOS TO PARADISE.
1078
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,562
Woman: THIS IS DEFINITELY
THE FIRST GUY THAT I'VE MET
1079
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,997
THAT I CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH.
1080
00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:37,166
AND SHOCKING SURPRISES
LEAD TO HEARTACHE.
1081
00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:38,200
EIGHT PEOPLE GONE.
1082
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:41,270
Man: BUT, LIKE, WHAT THE HELL?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
1083
00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:44,256
BUT WILL THE VIRGIN GO ALL
THE WAY IN THE FANTASY SUITE?
1084
00:40:44,292 --> 00:40:46,559
TONIGHT'S A HUGE NIGHT.
JARED'S TAKING MY VIRGINITY.
1085
00:40:46,594 --> 00:40:48,862
AND THEN...
1086
00:40:48,897 --> 00:40:49,562
I CAN'T GIVE YOU
THIS ROSE TODAY.
1087
00:40:49,597 --> 00:40:52,147
Man: OH, MY GOD!
1088
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,716
...IT'S THE MOST DRAMATIC
BREAKUP IN "PARADISE" HISTORY.
1089
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,252
THE THING IS, HE IS A COWARD.
1090
00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,289
ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS, WHERE
IT'S JUST, LIKE, A BACKSTAB.
1091
00:41:00,324 --> 00:41:03,142
Woman: OH, MY GOD!
1092
00:41:03,178 --> 00:41:05,811
BUT WHICH COUPLE WILL FIND
EVERLASTING LOVE IN PARADISE?
1093
00:41:05,847 --> 00:41:07,580
Woman: CONGRATULATIONS!
WHOO!
1094
00:41:07,616 --> 00:41:10,249
FIND OUT NEXT WEEK
1095
00:41:10,284 --> 00:41:12,234
ON THE SHOCKING SEASON FINALE
OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."
1096
00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:18,391
Ashley I.: MY WHOLE THING
IS ABOUT BEING REAL.
1097
00:41:18,426 --> 00:41:19,993
I'M COMPLETELY REAL.
1098
00:41:20,028 --> 00:41:23,829
♪
1099
00:41:23,865 --> 00:41:25,364
I HAVE IT HERE,
AND I HAVE IT HERE.
1100
00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,015
I DO BELIEVE THAT.
1101
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,054
THERE'S NOT A FAKE BONE
IN MY BODY
1102
00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:33,873
EXCEPT FOR MY BOTOX
AND MY EYELASHES.
1103
00:41:35,643 --> 00:41:37,377
ARE THOSE EVEN BONES?
1104
00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:39,846
♪
1105
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:53,526
AND MAYBE THIS BRA.