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<i>Tonight on</i>
<i>a dramatic new season</i>

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<i>of "Bachelor in Paradise"...</i>

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Paradise! Let's go!

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I'm excited for the chaos,
because there will be chaos.

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Giddyup, horsy!
Listen to me!

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<i>You better hold on</i>
<i>to your coconuts.</i>

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No.
It's like watching
a train wreck.

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Hearing you say that
makes me emotional.

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I made a huge mistake.

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Why are you making me cry?

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<i>Because this summer...</i>

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I brought so much protein!

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<i>...The Chad</i>
<i>is about to hit the fan.</i>

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<i>...The Chad</i>
<i>is about to hit the fan.</i>

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I got muscles, I got money,
I got muscles.

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People are really scared, man.
They're worried.

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Now you're making me
want to throw your ass down.

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I'm...serious, man!

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It's shocking
how he could flip a switch

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into a psycho rage.

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No  off!

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Hurricane Chad
hit really, really hard.

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It was a like a rocket ship,

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and he just went off.

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You're watching
the disaster unfold.

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Chad, you're making this

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a lot worse
than it needs to be.

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You went to sleep last night
with a mimosa and robe on.

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You went to sleep last night
with a mimosa and robe on.

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you,
Chris Harrison.

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<i>Your favorite</i>
<i>bachelors and bachelorettes</i>

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<i>are coming to paradise...</i>

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Whoa.
Those are pretty big.
Yeah, they're pretty big,
aren't they.

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They might be bigger
than my boobs.

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Daniel is a really good
one‐nighter.

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We got a front‐row seat.

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Nick is so cute.

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I have a huge crush on him.

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<i>...for one more chance</i>
<i>to find love.</i>

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Amanda's stunning,

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and she's kind
and a great mother,

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and I know
this is the person.

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I'm in love.

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I'm really glad
that you're here,

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and I'm not thinking about
anybody else.

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Love is the best feeling
in the world.

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Love is the best feeling
in the world.

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And I found
that with Jared.

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I'm gonna be
very direct with you.

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I want to try to build
my relationship with Caila.

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I'm still not ready to see you
be with someone else.

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You want to make
Jared jealous?
Yeah.

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Sabotage Caila.

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You think I did it
to destroy you.

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No, I don't.

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It's not okay.

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With her here,
I just can't win.

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<i>Each week, some will be</i>
<i>blown out of paradise...</i>

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Have fun finding love
with someone else.

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I just told you
I love you.

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'Cause now I look like
a... bitch.

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<i>...as sexy new singles</i>
<i>swing in,</i>

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<i>looking to get wet and wild.</i>

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<i>looking to get wet and wild.</i>

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Whoa. Let's not start
talking about other dates.

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Once I met Wells, like,
everything turned around.

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When I look at his eyes,

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I feel more chemistry
than I ever did with Jared.

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Has there ever been a child
conceived in paradise?

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No, but I think
we might have one.
I think there's one
on the way.

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<i>It's the summer of love,</i>

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<i>with multiple</i>
<i>marriage proposals.</i>

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This is
a dream come true, yeah.

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My love,
will you marry me?

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Yes!

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<i>But whose heart</i>
<i>will be crushed forever?</i>

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<i>But whose heart</i>
<i>will be crushed forever?</i>

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I'm in love with him.

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And I want him to meet my kids.

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I guess I just hope
that he doesn't change his mind.

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I'm so scared
that you're gonna propose.

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<i>It all starts right now</i>

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<i>on the jaw‐dropping</i>
<i>season premiere</i>

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<i>of "Bachelor in Paradise."</i>

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♪ Almost paradise ♪

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♪ We're knocking
on heaven's door ♪

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♪ Almost paradise ♪

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♪ Almost paradise ♪

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♪ How could we ask for more? ♪

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♪ I swear
that I could see forever ♪

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♪ In your eyes ♪

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♪ Paradise ♪

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♪ And in your arms
salvation's not so far away ♪

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♪ It's getting closer,
closer every day ♪

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♪ It's getting closer,
closer every day ♪

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♪ Almost paradise ♪

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♪ We're knocking
on heaven's door ♪

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♪ Almost paradise ♪

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♪ How could we ask for more? ♪

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♪ I swear
that I could see forever ♪

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♪ In your eyes ♪

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♪ Paradise ♪

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Hi. I'm Chris Harrison.

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We all just watched
JoJo's journey to find love

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come to a close.

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But as one journey ends,
another begins.

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And this journey is called
"Bachelor in Paradise."

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Some of your favorites

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from JoJo's season,
Ben's season, and many more

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are on their way here
to sunny Mexico,

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are on their way here
to sunny Mexico,

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where the sea is as salty

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as the tears
of the brokenhearted,

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and love is as sweet
as a tropical drink.

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Your drink,
Señor Harrison.

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<i>Gracias,</i> Jorge.
Pleasure.

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This time last year,

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Jade and Tanner got engaged
on this very beach,

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and earlier this year,

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they enjoyed
the wedding of a lifetime.

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Who will find love
this summer?

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Well, kick back, relax,
grab a nice drink,

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and let's all
find out together.

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Oh, boy.

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We're Emily and Haley

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from Ben's season
of "The Bachelor."

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It's confusing, right?

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Uh, a little bit.

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Just because
we enjoy having a good time

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and not taking life
too seriously

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and laughing at ourselves,

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doesn't mean that
we're not marriage material.

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We know
when to be mature.

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Going into "Paradise,"

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we definitely aren't gonna be
dating the same guy this time.

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It's easy
to tell us apart.

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Right, because we are
so different.

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If you really love us,
you'll know who's who.

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It's like our noses
are different,

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our eyes are different,
our lips are different.

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our eyes are different,
our lips are different.

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Our faces are shaped
differently.
Our teeth are different.

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Um, Our toes are different,
our hands are different.

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Our boobs are different.
Our butts are different.
Everything's different.

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Like, seriously,
everything about us
is different.

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We're different.

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And we're excited to see
some hot guys

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in paradise this season.

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You look cute.

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My name's Nick. I'm 35.

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People might remember me

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'cause I was the runner‐up
in back‐to‐back seasons

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with Andi...
I'm sorry.

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... and Kaitlyn.

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I'm sorry.

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It was awesome.

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It was awesome.

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The biggest takeaway from
my time on "The Bachelorette"

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was that if you are genuine
and you are sincere,

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people will ultimately
see who you are.

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Some people think
I'm the villain.

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I'm not.

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I'm coming to paradise

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because I'm curious and hopeful
about what it could bring.

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I want to meet someone

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that makes me
a better version of myself.

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Jubilee is someone

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I would be interested
in getting to know better.

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I'm hoping third time's
the charm for me.

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I'm pretty sure I can't be
a runner‐up in paradise.

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Can you?

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No, I hope not.
I don't think so.

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No, I hope not.
I don't think so.

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I mean, with my luck.

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Hello, paradise!

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My name is Jubilee,

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and most of you know me

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as the military girl
from Ben's season.

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How you doing?
I'm good.

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People always tell me that I
look very unapproachable.

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After watching Ben's season,

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I've realized
that I do have, like,

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a chronic
resting bitch face.

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And so,
I've been working on that.

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It was kind of like...

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And so, I don't want to be
overly happy like...

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But so, I need to find, like,
a happy medium,

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which is like a...

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I'm just learning to be

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the easy‐going, fun,
very relaxed Jubilee.

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I'm open to finding love,

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but the main thing
I want to make sure of

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is that
I don't get in my way.

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This time, I plan on
bringing the celebration.

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I'm Evan. I'm 33.

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People probably remember me

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from JoJo's season
of "The Bachelorette."

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I was the erectile dysfunction
specialist.

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Chad ripped my shirt

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because of his overuse
of steroids

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because of his overuse
of steroids

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and caused me
to lose my mojo.

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Let me try it on
in a medium.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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I've learned my lesson
from last season.

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It's back.

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I want people see me as

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the confident, strong,
and successful dad that I am.

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I've got my mojo back,

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and I'm packing it
in my suitcase for paradise.

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I'm excited
to just relax in Mexico

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with a bunch
of beautiful girls.

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Hopefully not Chad.

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Evan...

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I almost feel bad
for the guy.

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I'm Chad. I'm 28.

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I'm Chad. I'm 28.

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I was on JoJo's season
of "The Bachelorette."

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You're gonna... die
if you don't chill out.
Dude, you ripped my ‐‐

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It's just unfortunate
that, like,

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I can't hurt you right now
without getting in trouble.

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Who has a problem with me here?

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Who?
Who here has a problem?

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Do you want to go outside
right now?

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Do you want
to go outside?
Let's go.

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Jordan, you think
I can't find you.

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You think
I'm scared of you?

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I think you should be.

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Let's just pretend
your Hitler.

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Let's not pretend
I'm Hitler.

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People didn't get to see
who I really was.

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Let's be not so much
like Hitler.

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Maybe be more like Mussolini,
you know?

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I was not like Hitler
on "The Bachelorette."

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I do consider myself
a romantic person.

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I do consider myself
a romantic person.

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Since "The Bachelorette,"

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I've been hanging out
with my dog.

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Pumpkin is
a Maltese‐Yorkie mix.

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Come here.

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We got to puppy parks,

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and she sleeps in my bed
every night.

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I think that
"Bachelor in Paradise"

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can be different ‐‐

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being able to be myself
and relax.

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They'll see
the fun side of me.

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I'm definitely ready
to settle down and
make the next move.

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Hey, do you think
there's any nice ladies
for me in paradise?

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I'm ready for marriage
if I find somebody.

250
00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:00,000
I'm interested
in pursuing Lace.

251
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,708
I'm interested
in pursuing Lace.

252
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,410
She sounds like a good girl.

253
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,412
Can we have
one more wine glass?

254
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,781
I'm Lace. I'm 25.

255
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,550
You probably remember me from
Ben's season on "The Bachelor."

256
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,851
You would not look at me.

257
00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,787
The issue was
that I didn't make eye contact

258
00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,522
during the rose ceremony
with you?

259
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,589
You didn't look at me
once.

260
00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:17,991
I watched you.

261
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,960
Unfortunately,
it didn't go as planned

262
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:25,598
because I drank a lot
and I just acted crazy.

263
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,634
This experience
is really crazy.

264
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:29,769
I'm not crazy.
I just need one more minute.

265
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:30,000
I know I'm coming off
a little crazy to you.

266
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,205
I know I'm coming off
a little crazy to you.

267
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,106
Crazy, right?

268
00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:35,642
Since the show,

269
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:36,843
I've been taking some big steps

270
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,379
just to change myself
for the better,

271
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,681
and I've made huge progress.

272
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:44,350
Screw this, never mind.

273
00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,685
I'm super thankful

274
00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,887
that I'm someone
who is aware of my issues

275
00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:52,425
and not someone that just
ignores issues and problems.

276
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,660
So good.

277
00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,495
Lace is back.

278
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,634
I'm back, America.

279
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,702
Canada's invading.

280
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:03,736
We're taking over.

281
00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,772
My name is Daniel.
I'm 31 years old.

282
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,641
And I was on JoJo's season
of "The Bachelorette."

283
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,444
The what?
"The Bachelorette."

284
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,513
The what?
"The Bachelorette."

285
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,448
The Bachla‐la‐lette?

286
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,351
"Batch‐elor‐ette."
There you go.

287
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,552
Can't get rid of me.

288
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,854
You know, I'm like a disease

289
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,422
that just won't go away,
you know,

290
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,324
like herpes or something.

291
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,261
I don't know if I want to be
associated with herpes,

292
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,596
but, you know ‐‐

293
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,000
it's not ‐‐
it's treatable nowadays,

294
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,730
it's not ‐‐
it's treatable nowadays,

295
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,298
so it's not a big deal,
right?

296
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,403
I think there's a variety
of reasons why I'm single.

297
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:38,605
I have very high standards.

298
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,840
An eagle doesn't settle
for a pigeon, right?

299
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,775
An eagle
settles for an eagle.

300
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,577
I don't know else
is better than an eagle.

301
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:45,745
Like a pterodactyl
or something?

302
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,680
I just hope
I meet a great girl.

303
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,616
If paradise
doesn't work for me,

304
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,385
I might have to
give up on women.

305
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:52,952
No.

306
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:56,189
Um, no, I'm joking ‐‐
but, um, really.

307
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,826
Hi, I'm Amanda, I'm 26,

308
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,000
and I was on Ben's season
of "The Bachelor."

309
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,428
and I was on Ben's season
of "The Bachelor."

310
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,498
I missed you, guys.

311
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,601
Let's go meet Ben.
Okay.

312
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:09,869
You both look beautiful.

313
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,037
Going on "The Bachelor"

314
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,740
was my first dating experience
in almost two years ‐‐

315
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,475
post‐divorce and post‐kids.

316
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,509
Chase after the bird?

317
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,178
Ready, one...
Two.

318
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,279
...Three, go.

319
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,313
Go chase him.

320
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,114
Oh, we're getting close.

321
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,551
There were definitely moments
where I could picture Ben

322
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,653
as the father
of my two children.

323
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:30,000
Once upon a time,
a boy named Ben, met mommy.

324
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,557
Once upon a time,
a boy named Ben, met mommy.

325
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,925
But when I got sent home,

326
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:35,662
I was completely devastated
and heartbroken.

327
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,765
I don't regret what happened

328
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,533
because it was
really good for me

329
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,569
to just know
that it's still possible

330
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,604
for me to have those feelings
for somebody.

331
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,474
Crazy girl.

332
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:49,576
I have two daughters.

333
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,511
Kinsley's 4,
and Charlie's 2.

334
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,413
I love being a mom.

335
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,715
My kids
are my entire world.

336
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,916
I'm really happy
with my life.

337
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,052
I'm just kind of looking
for someone to share it with.

338
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,000
I don't really know
what to expect in paradise.

339
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,688
I don't really know
what to expect in paradise.

340
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,890
But I do feel there's a chance
I could fall in love.

341
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,392
Just having that person to,
like, spend your life with

342
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,961
and do everything with,

343
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,431
it's something
that I really want,

344
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,499
and maybe it's in paradise.

345
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,335
<i>Coming up...</i>

346
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,936
Paradise, let's go!

347
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,706
I'm in Puerto Vallarty,
and I'm ready to party.

348
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,840
Cheers, Jorge.
You're welcome.

349
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,975
You look nice.
You made it.

350
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,943
Nick is pretty hot.
He's like a 10.

351
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,512
This is a good‐looking
bunch of people.

352
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:27,981
Where are all the girls at?
Come on.

353
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,000
I'm a wolf.
So far, these are like,
washed‐up street dogs.

354
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,917
I'm a wolf.
So far, these are like,
washed‐up street dogs.

355
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,686
Where there's a Daniel,
a Chad is not far behind.

356
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,954
Chad is gonna stir the pot.

357
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:38,324
Who doesn't like a little bit
of a bad boy in the mix?

358
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,692
I brought so much protein!

359
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,662
It's shocking how he can
flip a switch that quickly

360
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,930
into a psycho rage.

361
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,598
Do you think
you're still like Hitler?

362
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,633
No!

363
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,235
Chad's just
gone off the rails.

364
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,270
off!

365
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:51,904
I'm just trying to give you
some advice.

366
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,374
Now you're making me
want to throw your ass down.

367
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,775
I'm serious, man.

368
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,411
Someone might
actually die.

369
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,555
Welcome back.

370
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,658
The cast
is just about to arrive.

371
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,726
They don't know
how their story will end,

372
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,894
but what they do know ‐‐

373
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,697
they're all here
for a second chance at love.

374
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,765
Who will find it?

375
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,867
Who will leave here
brokenhearted?

376
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,635
We'll all have to wait and see.

377
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:28,241
So, without further ado,
welcome to back to paradise.

378
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,688
I'm so excited
to be here in paradise.

379
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,589
My heart is beating so fast.

380
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,824
Um, I have butterflies.

381
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,925
I mean, we're in paradise,

382
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,794
and I feel like
anything can happen.

383
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,828
Amanda.
Hi.

384
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,764
How you doing?
I'm good. How are you?

385
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,599
Welcome to paradise.
Thank you.

386
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,867
Last we saw you...

387
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,437
I had introduced Ben
to my kids...
Right.

388
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,439
... and was sent home
the same week.

389
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,013
And I think it probably

390
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:00,606
And I think it probably

391
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,408
would have been
really easy for me

392
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,576
to, like,
crawl back in my shell

393
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,811
and kind of be scared
of dating.

394
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,513
But, um,
that's not really the case.

395
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,450
I really hopeful,
and I'm excited to be here.

396
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,718
Last year, Jade and Tanner

397
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,952
walked down
these very stairs...
Uh‐huh.

398
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,621
... and walked out of here
engaged.
I know.

399
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,623
They've since been married.
It's crazy.

400
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,858
So this can happen.
Yeah.

401
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,727
By the way, I know you're
hoping to meet some people,

402
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,961
but you're
gonna have to wait

403
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,464
because you are the first
to arrive in paradise.
Okay.

404
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,598
Oh, cool.
You're it.

405
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,467
Thank you so much.
Amanda,
welcome to paradise.

406
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,535
Thank you.
I'll see you soon.

407
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,013
Head on down.
Thank you.

408
00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:31,003
Head on down.
Thank you.

409
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:34,474
I'm the first person
here in paradise.

410
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,642
Mexico is just, like,
breathtaking.

411
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:37,744
It's so beautiful.

412
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,479
The weather is perfect.

413
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,381
Falling in love here
would be amazing.

414
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,784
I am really
confident and hopeful

415
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,919
that I could potentially
meet somebody here

416
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:50,156
who has everything
that I'm looking for.

417
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,791
What's up, Nick?

418
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:52,925
Good to see you.
Good to see you, as well.

419
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,795
How have you been?
I'm good. Come on over.

420
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,464
How you feeling?
I'm ‐‐ I'm all right.

421
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,699
Welcome to paradise.
I'm nervous.

422
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,013
You, nervous? Why?
A little more nerves
than excitement.

423
00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:01,634
You, nervous? Why?
A little more nerves
than excitement.

424
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,869
I don't know.

425
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,937
It's.. just different.
It is different.

426
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,573
Anyone you're hoping to see
in paradise?
Um, no.

427
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,608
I kind of came in

428
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,777
not trying to have
too many expectations.

429
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,779
I mean in,
especially previous seasons,

430
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,914
I've maybe moved things
a little too quickly.

431
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,917
This time, I don't want to put
that pressure on myself.

432
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,919
You know, if I start
feeling those feelings,

433
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,722
I ‐‐ I think I'll have
a lot of nerves

434
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,624
about my own emotions ‐‐

435
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,125
you know,
can I trust myself?

436
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,728
I think all I can do
is just have an open mind...
Right.

437
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,796
... and ‐‐
and see where it goes

438
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,013
and ‐‐
and see what happens.

439
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,798
and ‐‐
and see what happens.

440
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,999
All right, with that I will say
welcome to paradise.

441
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,567
All right, sounds good.
All right, buddy.

442
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,635
Thanks, buddy.
Good to have you here...

443
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,702
All right.
... And head on down
to the beach.

444
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,571
I walk down the stairs,

445
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,806
and it's mixed emotions.

446
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,841
There's a big part of me
that I didn't think I'd be back

447
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:45,211
uh, in any type of
"Bachelor" related capacity.

448
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,913
But here I am.

449
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:50,450
And, uh, just kind of excited
to see who else is coming

450
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,252
and kind of
kick things off.

451
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,822
- Hey.
- How's it going?

452
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,491
Good. How are you?
I'm all right.
You look nice.

453
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,926
You made it.
Yeah.

454
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:00,013
Nick is pretty hot.
I think he's like a 10.

455
00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:02,562
Nick is pretty hot.
I think he's like a 10.

456
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,729
You ever made out
in a thunderstorm before?

457
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,499
No. I haven't.
It's not bad.

458
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,567
But at the same time,

459
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,569
like, he just like so cool
and so smooth

460
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,671
that they only worry
I really have is that, like,

461
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,739
he could be
kind of like a heartbreaker.

462
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,242
I'm really curious
who else is showing up.

463
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,480
Oh, someone else is here.

464
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,682
Is it Jubilee?
Jubes!

465
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,517
Last time I was in Mexico,

466
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,686
mm, it didn't turn out
so well for me

467
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,654
because Ben dumped me
in Mexico.

468
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,655
Jubes, are you?
Hey.

469
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,013
Good to see you.
Good.

470
00:16:30,013 --> 00:16:30,690
Good to see you.
Good.

471
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,891
So I'm hoping this time

472
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:35,628
goes a little bit better
than my first time around.

473
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,663
Guys, who do you think
is gonna show up next?

474
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,632
Well, I'm guessing a guy,
right?
I don't know.

475
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,634
You guys, what if ‐‐
what if it's, um, Chad?

476
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,502
Chad?
Chad?

477
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,505
I'll be honest,
I'm kind of hoping.

478
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,672
I've already, like,
worked it out.

479
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,740
I'm excited
to meet him.
I am, too.

480
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,475
I totally
want to meet him.

481
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,444
I feel like I'm gonna
really like him,

482
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,578
and we're gonna be, like,
buddy‐buddy.

483
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,579
Listen,
the thing is, like,

484
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,647
he ‐‐ he made
some good points...

485
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,882
Guys, look.

486
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,750
Someone's here.
It's the penis guy.

487
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,285
Hi.

488
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,013
Hey.

489
00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:00,453
Hey.

490
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,053
Let's find out his name

491
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,356
'cause I don't want to, like,
call him the penis guy.

492
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:03,856
Hi.
Hi, I'm Evan.

493
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,891
Amanda.
I'm a hugger.

494
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,792
Great to meet you.
Aw, nice to meet you.

495
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,561
Now I know
his name is Evan.

496
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,562
On JoJo's season,

497
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,497
I didn't really
think much of him,

498
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,566
but like,
he does look better in person.

499
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,600
So starting now,

500
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,636
I'm gonna call him Evan,
not the penis guy,

501
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,638
so baby steps.

502
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,672
So you have kids, too,
right?

503
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,673
I do, yeah.
Cool.

504
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,675
I've got three boys.
Three boys, how fun.

505
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,809
My first impression of Evan

506
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,678
is that he's definitely
a lot cuter in person

507
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,746
than I thought
he would be.

508
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,681
He has really pretty eyes,

509
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,013
and I think it's cool
that he's a dad.

510
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:30,416
and I think it's cool
that he's a dad.

511
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,617
On my season,
I was the only parent.

512
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:32,752
I think you were, too,
right?

513
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,554
Yeah, same.
So it's cool
to have someone.

514
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,722
I walk into paradise,

515
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,090
and there's Amanda,

516
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,527
who like melts my freaking heart
with her freaking cuteness.

517
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,495
I can't even deal.

518
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,563
Well, cheers, guys.

519
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,530
Cheers.
To paradise.

520
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,765
The first four.

521
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,767
I ‐‐ I don't want
anyone else to come to paradise.

522
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,468
I feel like we've got
a great group here.

523
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,670
Let's just go with this.
We'll rock it.

524
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,704
You know, close the gates.

525
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,741
Paradise, let's go!

526
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,543
- It's Vinny.
- Vinny.

527
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,578
Vinny.
Oh, my God.

528
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,013
I made it to paradise.

529
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:00,346
I made it to paradise.

530
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,514
It's beautiful here.

531
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,915
There's beautiful girls.

532
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,918
I'm in Puerto Vallarty,
and I'm ready to party.

533
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,621
So, who do you think's
coming next?

534
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,590
Hey, stranger.

535
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,757
Carly, how you doing?

536
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,759
Good. How are you?
Good to see you again.

537
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,595
Good to see you, too.

538
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,630
Wow, so you're back
in paradise.

539
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,664
I'm back.

540
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,566
It's a little crazy.
Welcome.

541
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,701
It is a little crazy.

542
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,768
I mean, obviously, like,

543
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,971
the worst thing in the world
happened to me last time.

544
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,707
You, like, broke my heart.

545
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,408
Like, I don't want
to talk to you.

546
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,346
Ever again ‐‐ like ever.

547
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,782
I fell in love with someone

548
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,718
I should not have
fallen in love with.
Right.

549
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,786
And, I mean,
he broke my heart.

550
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,855
But I mean, I'm sure
you know this about me ‐‐

551
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,457
I don't give up.
Right.

552
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,524
I don't give up on love.

553
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,626
I don't give up on people.

554
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,760
I don't give up on anything.

555
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,330
And I just think
that if I didn't come back,

556
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,498
I would regret it.

557
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,566
Second time's a charm.

558
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,800
Yeah ‐‐ Oh, yeah.

559
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,636
Welcome back to paradise.
Thank you.

560
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,371
Head on in.
All right. Bye.

561
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,441
Last time I came to paradise,

562
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,709
obviously, I met Kirk day 1.

563
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,711
I just went, "Oh, that one,
I want that one."

564
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,247
And then I didn't even see
anybody else.

565
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,382
Hi.

566
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,483
‐Hi.
‐Hi!

567
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,550
Hi, I'm Carly.

568
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,719
I don't want to do that
this year.

569
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:17,657
I ‐‐ I do want to give
everyone an opportunity

570
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,458
to see if there's chemistry
or not.

571
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,760
When's your birthday?
October.

572
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,461
October what?
11th.

573
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,296
I'm on the 16th.
Really?

574
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:24,964
Yeah, Libra.
Yes!

575
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,668
We're gonna
test‐drive some cars here.

576
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,835
That's what we're gonna do.

577
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,013
Oh‐ho‐ho,
look who it is.
Yo!

578
00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:32,571
Oh‐ho‐ho,
look who it is.
Yo!

579
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,607
My man!
What's up, dude?

580
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,741
I think that's Grant.

581
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,809
He's super hot.

582
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,611
When I came down the stairs,

583
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,612
I just saw the guys.

584
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,646
I was like,
"Okay, the girl ‐‐

585
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:41,647
it's good to see you guys,

586
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,715
but like,
where are the girls at?"

587
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,383
I'm Amanda.
Nice to meet you.

588
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,618
Nice to meet you.
I'm Jubilee.

589
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,919
Nice to meet you.
Grant.
Nice to meet you.

590
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,755
What I'm trying to do right now
is play it cool.

591
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,724
You know,
I don't want to, like,

592
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,592
dive into anything
too quick.

593
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:54,927
The day
is just getting started.

594
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,729
There's way more shenanigans
to come.

595
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,465
Who was the guy who was, like,
buddies with Chad

596
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,013
who thought...
Daniel.

597
00:20:00,013 --> 00:20:00,633
who thought...
Daniel.

598
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,767
...acting like Mussolini

599
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,735
was a step
in the right direction?

600
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,869
Daniel, the Canadian.
He's a good guy.

601
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,471
He just, you know ‐‐
he's just one of those guys

602
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:06,706
that doesn't think
before he talks.

603
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,007
He's hilarious.
Like,
was Chad that bad,

604
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,576
that Mussolini literally
<i>was</i> a better choice?

605
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,877
Or is he just unaware
that Mussolini was also

606
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,846
a fascist dictator?
They're both bad,

607
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,215
but he just picked
the lesser of the two.

608
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,585
Whoo‐whee.

609
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,586
Here we go.

610
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,288
Who is that?
Yo!

611
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:22,788
Who is it?

612
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,590
It's the Canadian.

613
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,925
You would wear jean shorts
to a beach.

614
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,594
Hey, I'm Canadian,
you know?
What's up?

615
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,013
Kids, hide your wife,
hide your bellybuttons.

616
00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:30,663
Kids, hide your wife,
hide your bellybuttons.

617
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,565
Daniel ‐‐ Daniel's here.

618
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,699
Hi.
I'm Daniel.

619
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,835
Amanda.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

620
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,671
I was hoping for
a couple good‐looking girls.

621
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,805
So far,
I'm not impressed.

622
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,774
I don't know how many more girls
are coming.

623
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:46,145
But, yeah,
at this point... oof.

624
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,647
Where are all the girls at?
Come on.

625
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,750
Guys,
he just gave me like a...

626
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,817
Did you just get,
like, pegged?

627
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:52,985
I think. I don't know.
He's like, "Hey, listen.

628
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,720
You and me later.
I don't know.

629
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,888
Amanda,
don't make eye contact.
No, I ‐‐

630
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,658
Yeah, nothing ‐‐
nothing I would really touch.

631
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:00,013
The one blond girl...

632
00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:01,560
The one blond girl...

633
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,995
maybe if I had
a couple drinks in me.

634
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,464
- Don't make eye contact.
- I'm trying.

635
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,600
Stop ‐‐ don't even
turn that way.

636
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,968
I'm a wolf, and so far,

637
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,871
these are like poodles
and, you know, little Yorkies.

638
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,040
You know,
just washed‐up stray dogs.

639
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,410
I mean, I'd have to be
white‐girl wasted
to  them.

640
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:19,678
It's not ‐‐ it's not funny.
It's just ‐‐

641
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,347
I mean, it is a little.
It's not funny.

642
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,581
A little bit.

643
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,683
I honestly did not expect
to see Daniel here.

644
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,753
I don't if we know how to be
enemies or friends.

645
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,013
There's some mixture
with Daniel that's like,

646
00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:30,689
There's some mixture
with Daniel that's like,

647
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,325
"are we arch‐nemeses or not?"

648
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,059
I don't know. It's weird.

649
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,895
You can't be offended
because of that, buddy. Come on.

650
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,563
- I'm not offended.
- Okay, good.

651
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:39,765
I'm just ‐‐ your just
level of immaturity.

652
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,600
The only thing about
Daniel being here

653
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,669
is where there's a Daniel,

654
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,471
a Chad is not far behind.

655
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,507
Is he, like,
really that bad?

656
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:49,975
I feel like I ‐‐
he's kind of likable.

657
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,611
I feel like Chad was as crazy
as he comes off.

658
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,446
I find him entertaining.

659
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,448
He's savage ‐‐
I like savage people.

660
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:57,583
Everybody is like,

661
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,984
"I can't wait to meet Chad.
Chad's so entertaining."

662
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,013
I feel like
we're really gonna like him.

663
00:22:00,013 --> 00:22:01,620
I feel like
we're really gonna like him.

664
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,689
Like a little toy
that they can like,

665
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,724
"Oh, wow, this is ‐‐
this is Chad."

666
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,793
If he doesn't come in
eating a sweet potato,

667
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,562
I'll be
really disappointed.

668
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,263
I'm like, "No, guys.
He's psychotic."

669
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,533
I'm concerned that
he's gonna knock down
one of these palm trees

670
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,467
and take out all of us.

671
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,635
There's so many ‐‐

672
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,671
like, I ‐‐ I don't know about
all these birds, dude.

673
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,439
Like, something bad's
gonna happen.

674
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,479
A lot of pelicans.

675
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,549
Are there always
this many pelicans here?

676
00:22:31,549 --> 00:22:33,217
Like,
what the hell is going on?

677
00:22:33,217 --> 00:22:34,485
We've made it to paradise.

678
00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:35,620
It's beautiful here.

679
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,588
There's beautiful girls.

680
00:22:37,588 --> 00:22:38,723
It's going good so far.

681
00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:40,558
Evan kept poking the bear,
man.

682
00:22:40,558 --> 00:22:42,794
The Chad bear.
Chad bear, yeah.

683
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,562
And all I know is
if Chad is here ‐‐

684
00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:46,631
if Chad is here,
I'm gonna ‐‐
He's gonna be here.

685
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:47,765
If he's here,
I got his back,

686
00:22:47,765 --> 00:22:49,000
and we're gonna...
dominate this.

687
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,136
So, like, you're amped up
to see your buddy.
Oh, buddy.

688
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:56,441
Chris, hi!
How are you?

689
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:57,975
I'm so good.
How are you?

690
00:22:57,975 --> 00:23:00,311
Great to see you.
Oh, it's so good
to see you.

691
00:23:00,311 --> 00:23:01,446
Come on.

692
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,514
Yes, oh, my gosh.
Hi.

693
00:23:03,514 --> 00:23:04,649
Hi.
Welcome to paradise.

694
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,751
Thank you.
What made you
want to do this again?

695
00:23:06,751 --> 00:23:09,754
I saw relationships
come out of my season...
Right.

696
00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:12,790
... and I saw Jade and Tanner,
and I went to their wedding.

697
00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:16,461
That's right.
And I just know that ‐‐
I know that it's possible,

698
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:18,563
and I know it might
seem crazy to viewers,

699
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,731
and it might seem far‐fetched,
but it's real.

700
00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:22,400
I really want this
to work for you.

701
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:22,541
I do, too. I do, too.

702
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,868
I do, too. I do, too.

703
00:23:23,868 --> 00:23:26,437
I want you to walk back up
these steps an engaged woman.

704
00:23:26,437 --> 00:23:27,572
I mean,
wouldn't that be amazing?

705
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,840
That would be.
It's kind of like my dream.

706
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,310
I'm not gonna stop coming
until that happens, so, yeah.

707
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,578
Fingers crossed.
Fingers so crossed.

708
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,712
All right, girl.
I'm so ready.

709
00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,314
Bye, Chris.
Good to see you.

710
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,548
Thank you.
It's so good to see you.

711
00:23:37,548 --> 00:23:38,783
Enjoy.
Okay.

712
00:23:38,783 --> 00:23:41,319
To be here in paradise right now

713
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:43,621
feels totally crazy.

714
00:23:43,621 --> 00:23:45,389
Now we just have to find me
a guy.

715
00:23:45,389 --> 00:23:47,225
Yeah.

716
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:48,359
Please.

717
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,196
Like, I deserve it, right?

718
00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,334
‐Hi.
‐Hello.

719
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:57,368
‐Hi.
‐Hello.

720
00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:59,270
Hello.
How are you?

721
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,238
Good. How are you?

722
00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:00,972
It's good to see you, too.

723
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:04,108
What do you think?
What's the ‐‐
what's the new girl's name?

724
00:24:04,108 --> 00:24:04,775
Sarah?

725
00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:06,744
What do you think of ‐‐
okay, let's be honest.

726
00:24:06,744 --> 00:24:09,280
Let's rate girls right now.
I love rating girls.

727
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,314
What ‐‐
I think the new ‐‐

728
00:24:10,314 --> 00:24:11,482
I think the new girl's
beautiful.

729
00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:12,783
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi!

730
00:24:12,783 --> 00:24:14,585
Oh, you look beautiful.
So do you?

731
00:24:14,585 --> 00:24:16,454
I don't know.
I got high standards.

732
00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:18,489
I'm not gonna just
jump on anything, right?

733
00:24:18,489 --> 00:24:20,858
Hopefully there's some
better fresh fruit that comes in

734
00:24:20,858 --> 00:24:22,541
that looks not so worn out
and not too ripe.

735
00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:25,596
that looks not so worn out
and not too ripe.

736
00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:28,699
Um, something that looks
a little more crisp,

737
00:24:28,699 --> 00:24:31,335
more succulent,
and juicy.

738
00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:32,870
So far the fruit here

739
00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:38,009
looks a little like they've been
bruised in transportation.

740
00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:46,284
Oh, damn, here we go.
Wow.

741
00:24:47,518 --> 00:24:48,653
Now we're talking.

742
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:49,887
Hey, how's it going?
Nice to meet you.

743
00:24:49,887 --> 00:24:52,356
- Nice to meet you.
- Ah! The twins are here.

744
00:24:52,356 --> 00:24:52,541
There's a ton of
man meat here.

745
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:53,591
There's a ton of
man meat here.

746
00:24:53,591 --> 00:24:54,892
Lots of
buff, ripped guys.

747
00:24:54,892 --> 00:24:57,495
Trying to check out
all the bulges.

748
00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:58,763
You know.

749
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:01,199
If we had to pick somebody
that we're here for today...

750
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:01,899
I'm not like ‐‐

751
00:25:01,899 --> 00:25:04,468
if there's someone that
I want to get to know better,

752
00:25:04,468 --> 00:25:05,536
I'd pick Daniel.

753
00:25:05,536 --> 00:25:07,471
He's ‐‐
he's interesting.
Um...

754
00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:08,673
Okay.
Daniel.

755
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,707
Emily.
Nice to meet you, Daniel.
Come in here.

756
00:25:09,707 --> 00:25:11,409
I'll give you a hug.
Nice to meet you.

757
00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:12,310
Daniel's cute.

758
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:13,311
Yeah, he's buff.

759
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,213
I wash his eyes
weren't brown.

760
00:25:17,715 --> 00:25:20,618
Oh, look, Daniel's already
making a move.

761
00:25:20,618 --> 00:25:22,541
How's that sand?
Oh! It's burning!

762
00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:22,687
How's that sand?
Oh! It's burning!

763
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,522
Is that Emily or Haley?

764
00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:25,623
I think
that might be Emily.

765
00:25:25,623 --> 00:25:27,491
That's pretty nice, eh?

766
00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:29,560
- Should we go save her?
- I would.

767
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,962
She doesn't look like
she needs saving.

768
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,030
I would pay so much money
to be a fly on that wall.

769
00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:35,800
I'm not gonna stay in Vancouver,
like, my entire life.
So...

770
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,702
Okay, so you don't want
to live there forever.

771
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,470
I will maybe ‐‐
oh, look at the fish.

772
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:42,506
It's probably the stupidest
conversation ever.

773
00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:44,275
Look, see, see, see?
I don't see it.

774
00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:45,509
Oh, next one,
this one coming up.

775
00:25:45,509 --> 00:25:47,345
He's so...I don't know.

776
00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:49,347
Yeah, like ‐‐ See?
I saw it!

777
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,314
There you go.

778
00:25:50,314 --> 00:25:51,515
Oh, God,
he's high‐fiving her.

779
00:25:51,515 --> 00:25:52,541
That's not good.
She doesn't like high fives.

780
00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:53,985
That's not good.
She doesn't like high fives.

781
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:58,923
There's one person, like,
I'm waiting for.

782
00:25:58,923 --> 00:26:02,426
So, there's one specific,
and you know he's coming?

783
00:26:02,426 --> 00:26:04,128
Wait, tell ‐‐
just tell me who.

784
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:05,563
No.
Yes.

785
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:07,932
It's a secret right now.

786
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:09,367
Jubilee.

787
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:10,968
I'll tell you
when they get here.

788
00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:14,338
I can't wait to see
who comes next, man.

789
00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:16,841
I hope it's not
some lame person.

790
00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:19,477
Uh‐oh,
who do we got here?

791
00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,212
Hi.
I'm Daniel.

792
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:22,380
Daniel, I'm Izzy.

793
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:22,541
Come in here.
Nice to meet you.

794
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:23,581
Come in here.
Nice to meet you.

795
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:25,449
Oh, you're nice and wet.
Well, I just went
in the water.

796
00:26:25,449 --> 00:26:27,985
Hi!

797
00:26:30,354 --> 00:26:31,522
I don't know who Izzy is.

798
00:26:31,522 --> 00:26:33,758
I never saw her
on Ben's season.

799
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,826
She was in the onesie
the first night.

800
00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:38,396
Oh, my God,
I'm so excited.
I bet.

801
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:39,330
She's cute.

802
00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:40,498
She looks a lot like

803
00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:43,467
a lot of the girls
I've seen on the show before.

804
00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:44,735
Like,
I thought she was Jillian.

805
00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:47,104
Let's go for a chat, then.

806
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:47,738
Okay.

807
00:26:47,738 --> 00:26:49,607
First thing's first ‐‐
I want to pull Daniel.

808
00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:52,510
There's something
very sexy about him,

809
00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:52,541
and I want to get to know him.

810
00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:54,545
and I want to get to know him.

811
00:26:54,545 --> 00:26:56,480
I'm not sure
what it is exactly,

812
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,716
but I hope that we can have,
like, a good talk

813
00:26:58,716 --> 00:27:00,584
and, like,
see where it goes.

814
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:02,219
How old are you?

815
00:27:02,219 --> 00:27:04,288
I'm 25.
27.

816
00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:06,190
23.
25.

817
00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:06,824
21.

818
00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:09,560
No, you look like
you're 21.
I am 25.

819
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,362
21?
Yep.

820
00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:12,563
Evan ‐‐
Evan is getting up there.

821
00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:13,531
He has two kids.

822
00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:14,532
It takes
a lot of courage...

823
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:15,700
I mean, he's
the erectile dysfunction...

824
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,601
Yeah, he got to make
some money hopefully.

825
00:27:17,601 --> 00:27:19,470
And make a lot of babies.

826
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:21,739
Well, I don't know
if he makes babies,

827
00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:22,541
like, on site, but ‐‐
No,
but he makes his own.

828
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,442
like, on site, but ‐‐
No,
but he makes his own.

829
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:26,344
I think one's ‐‐
some are adopted.

830
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,379
But he fixes
Okay.

831
00:27:28,379 --> 00:27:30,348
Like any problems you have,

832
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:32,249
you can go there
and get it fixed,

833
00:27:32,249 --> 00:27:33,484
which is interesting...

834
00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:34,652
So interesting.
... but, I mean,

835
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,587
not something
I want to do every day.
No.

836
00:27:36,587 --> 00:27:38,322
Can you imagine
all the ugly ones
you'd see out there?

837
00:27:38,322 --> 00:27:39,557
No.
Ew.

838
00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:40,624
Gross, eh?

839
00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:41,592
But you know what?

840
00:27:41,592 --> 00:27:42,760
If there's
a price tag on it,

841
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,695
I mean, you got to say yes
to something, you know?

842
00:27:44,695 --> 00:27:45,963
Yeah, of course.
Like, if there's ‐‐

843
00:27:45,963 --> 00:27:48,432
Okay, a million dollars a year,
yeah, of course.

844
00:27:48,432 --> 00:27:50,534
I would...

845
00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:52,269
I don't know you well enough.

846
00:27:52,269 --> 00:27:52,541
I won't go into details.
Okay.

847
00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:53,037
I won't go into details.
Okay.

848
00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:55,840
All right, well,
let's go over there
and meet everybody.

849
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,275
Let's go before this gets
too awkward, right?
All right. Cool.

850
00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:01,545
Oh, my God,
look who it is.
There we go.

851
00:28:01,545 --> 00:28:05,116
‐Lace, hi.
‐Hi.

852
00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:06,117
Lace!
Hi!

853
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:06,817
Oh, my God!

854
00:28:06,817 --> 00:28:09,687
The one thing I know about Lace
is that on her season,

855
00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:11,622
she was kind of known as,
like, the crazy one.

856
00:28:11,622 --> 00:28:13,391
She kept saying like,
"I'm not crazy."

857
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,292
And you know, when you say,
"I'm not crazy,"

858
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:16,227
then you probably are.

859
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:16,761
You look pretty.

860
00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,796
When I was on "The Bachelor,"

861
00:28:18,796 --> 00:28:22,541
I feel like I had to justify
constantly that I wasn't crazy.

862
00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:22,666
I feel like I had to justify
constantly that I wasn't crazy.

863
00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:25,669
But I feel like
I've made so much progress,

864
00:28:25,669 --> 00:28:29,273
and I'm ready to just
show it off in paradise.

865
00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:31,208
Is that blanco?

866
00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:33,177
No, you want blanco?

867
00:28:33,177 --> 00:28:36,113
Uh, I can't do...

868
00:28:36,113 --> 00:28:36,814
Anything but blanco.

869
00:28:36,814 --> 00:28:39,550
I feel like I'm really,
really good at reading people,

870
00:28:39,550 --> 00:28:41,385
and I can tell
that Lace is a mess.

871
00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:42,453
Don't kill me.

872
00:28:42,453 --> 00:28:44,054
I'm already high‐maintenance,
I mean.

873
00:28:44,588 --> 00:28:45,689
She's hot,

874
00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:49,326
but I feel sorry for anyone
in a relationship with her.

875
00:28:49,326 --> 00:28:50,361
I can't believe some ‐‐

876
00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:52,296
like, like,
everybody's getting naked.

877
00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:52,541
Well, that's the idea.

878
00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:53,464
Well, that's the idea.

879
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,421
She's waiting for her dude.

880
00:29:17,421 --> 00:29:18,289
I am.

881
00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:19,623
I'm just waiting for my ‐‐

882
00:29:19,623 --> 00:29:20,858
I feel like
I say that so much,

883
00:29:20,858 --> 00:29:22,541
they're gonna be like,
it sounds like I'm obsessive,

884
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:23,461
they're gonna be like,
it sounds like I'm obsessive,

885
00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:24,495
but I'm not.

886
00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:25,596
I just have one person

887
00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:27,531
that I'm hoping
is gonna show up.

888
00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:29,600
Every guy that's showed up,
I've been like,

889
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,902
"oh, this person pretty much
is, like, really great,

890
00:29:31,902 --> 00:29:34,505
but it's not <i>the</i> guy
that I'm waiting for.

891
00:29:34,505 --> 00:29:36,440
You know,
there's one specific guy

892
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,676
that I'm kind of, like,
waiting for to show up.

893
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,478
Like,
I just want to meet him

894
00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:43,514
and see if he's everything
that I expected him to be.

895
00:29:43,514 --> 00:29:44,949
All right,
you ready to go?
I'm ready, Chris.

896
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,384
All right, brother.
Thanks,
I really appreciate it.

897
00:29:47,384 --> 00:29:48,552
Enjoy paradise.
It's good seeing you.

898
00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:52,289
Going back for
another season of "Paradise."

899
00:29:52,289 --> 00:29:52,541
You know,
last year with Ashley,

900
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,624
You know,
last year with Ashley,

901
00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:55,559
everything just happened
so quickly.

902
00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:57,595
I wouldn't change the last
"Paradise" for anything,

903
00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:58,696
but I hope that maybe, um,

904
00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:01,899
this "Paradise"
is just a little bit easier.

905
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:04,301
Is he here?

906
00:30:04,301 --> 00:30:06,136
Is your guy here?

907
00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:11,141
Hey!
Aah!

908
00:30:11,141 --> 00:30:12,443
Yes!

909
00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:13,477
How are you?
Good.

910
00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:14,712
It's Jared.

911
00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:16,447
Hi, I'm Carly.
Oh, my gosh!

912
00:30:17,481 --> 00:30:19,450
Do you want to hang out here?

913
00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:20,918
Or do you want
to go say hi?

914
00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:22,541
Um, let's just, you know,
make it subtle.
Okay.

915
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:25,389
Um, let's just, you know,
make it subtle.
Okay.

916
00:30:25,389 --> 00:30:26,724
- Oh, my God, Sarah.
- Oh! Oh, gosh!

917
00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:28,692
Group hug.
I needed one more.

918
00:30:28,692 --> 00:30:32,363
I'm like
trying to be  subtle,

919
00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:33,964
but I'm like...

920
00:30:33,964 --> 00:30:35,866
I'm not taking my shirt off
anywhere near you.
That is good excitement.

921
00:30:35,866 --> 00:30:37,635
This is ‐‐
this is horrible.

922
00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:39,603
He'll ‐‐
he'll walk over this way.

923
00:30:39,603 --> 00:30:42,139
Oh, someone ‐‐ it looks like
someone's stealing him.

924
00:30:44,308 --> 00:30:45,876
That was
really, really fast.

925
00:30:45,876 --> 00:30:49,146
Literally
was just like...
He's hot commodity.

926
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:52,541
I feel like almost ‐‐

927
00:30:52,541 --> 00:30:52,550
I feel like almost ‐‐

928
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,652
<i>almost</i> everyone's here,
right?

929
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:55,753
I have no idea.

930
00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:58,188
I feel like every moment
without Chad

931
00:30:58,188 --> 00:30:59,423
is a moment in heaven.

932
00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:00,524
The one bachelor

933
00:31:00,524 --> 00:31:02,660
that I don't want to see
in Paradise is Chad.

934
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:06,297
Chad just brings
this really big storm cloud

935
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:07,565
of negative energy.

936
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:08,666
I don't want
to have to deal with him.

937
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,834
You ever heard of
"Moby Dick."

938
00:31:11,569 --> 00:31:13,537
I feel like
we're on this ship.
Yes.

939
00:31:13,537 --> 00:31:15,339
We're, like,
sailing in the sea.
Yeah.

940
00:31:15,339 --> 00:31:16,473
It's great,

941
00:31:16,473 --> 00:31:18,709
and all of a sudden,
there's gonna be this...

942
00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,745
... giant whale that comes in
and just...

943
00:31:21,745 --> 00:31:22,541
Oh, a giant whale.
Like, game over.

944
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:25,182
Oh, a giant whale.
Like, game over.

945
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,886
<i>Peligro!</i>

946
00:32:17,234 --> 00:32:18,535
And then there was Chad.

947
00:32:18,535 --> 00:32:20,304
How's it going?
What's up, man?

948
00:32:20,304 --> 00:32:21,305
Good to see you, man.

949
00:32:21,305 --> 00:32:22,506
Welcome to paradise,
my friend.

950
00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:23,741
Well, thank you.
Yeah, excited to be here.

951
00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:25,376
Glad to be here?
Yeah, yeah, excited.

952
00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:27,845
So, you came, obviously,
out of JoJo's season,

953
00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:30,481
so do you feel like
you were misunderstood?

954
00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:32,416
You know, I ‐‐
What do you
want to tell people?

955
00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:33,817
I feel like people
didn't really get, um,

956
00:32:33,817 --> 00:32:34,523
somebody who wasn't
willing to go through

957
00:32:34,523 --> 00:32:36,587
somebody who wasn't
willing to go through

958
00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:39,523
the typical "Bachelor" thing,
which was show up,

959
00:32:39,523 --> 00:32:41,525
immediately fall in love
with somebody.

960
00:32:41,525 --> 00:32:44,361
And, um, I was willing
to call people on that.

961
00:32:44,361 --> 00:32:45,396
You know,
everybody wants to show up,

962
00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:46,463
and they all want to be
the fan favorite,

963
00:32:46,463 --> 00:32:47,598
and I didn't care.

964
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:50,401
I don't money.
I don't need fame.

965
00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:51,669
You know,
I'm looking for a girl,

966
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:53,504
so if I meet somebody...
Right.

967
00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:55,506
...that's the best‐case scenario
for me.

968
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,207
Right.
But I'm not willing
to be fake.

969
00:32:57,207 --> 00:32:58,208
I'm gonna do me.

970
00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,276
I'm gonna be myself.

971
00:32:59,276 --> 00:33:00,611
I can't wait
to see the reaction

972
00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,880
when ‐‐ when you roll onto
the beach here in paradise.

973
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,523
I'm ready.
All right, dude,
enjoy paradise.

974
00:33:04,523 --> 00:33:04,581
I'm ready.
All right, dude,
enjoy paradise.

975
00:33:04,581 --> 00:33:07,084
Again, Chris,
thank you.
Head on in.

976
00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:13,157
Oh‐ho!

977
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,495
Hurricane Chad ‐‐

978
00:33:18,495 --> 00:33:20,631
the moment
we've all been waiting for.

979
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,499
Come to papa.
I knew it!
How's it going?

980
00:33:22,499 --> 00:33:24,268
Oh! I knew it.

981
00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:25,569
What's going on, man?
Oh, man.

982
00:33:25,569 --> 00:33:27,471
Daddy's looking good.

983
00:33:27,471 --> 00:33:29,506
I'm super, like,
nervous to meet him.
Why?

984
00:33:29,506 --> 00:33:31,442
I don't know,
I'm kind of scared of him.

985
00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:33,410
Come on, come, come.
I'm gonna introduce you.

986
00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:34,523
He's definitely
really, really beautiful.

987
00:33:34,523 --> 00:33:35,646
He's definitely
really, really beautiful.

988
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,681
Stop. Go get your man.

989
00:33:37,681 --> 00:33:38,882
Chad is gonna stir the pot

990
00:33:38,882 --> 00:33:41,418
not only with the ladies,
but with the men, as well,

991
00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:42,486
but I'm excited.

992
00:33:42,486 --> 00:33:43,587
Hey.
Hey, nice to meet you.

993
00:33:43,587 --> 00:33:44,822
How you doing?
Good to meet you.

994
00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:48,358
Who doesn't like a little bit
of a bad boy in the mix?

995
00:33:48,358 --> 00:33:50,661
Hi, I'm Carly.
Carly, nice to meet you.

996
00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:52,463
Nice meeting you, too.

997
00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:54,031
Everybody else over there.

998
00:33:54,631 --> 00:33:56,266
Here's the thing about Chad ‐‐

999
00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:58,202
I think
he could be interesting.

1000
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,536
Like,
I could even see it.

1001
00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:01,572
Give you a hug.
How you doing?

1002
00:34:01,572 --> 00:34:02,806
I think Chad's the kind

1003
00:34:02,806 --> 00:34:04,523
that you have to kind of like
etch away at,

1004
00:34:04,523 --> 00:34:05,442
that you have to kind of like
etch away at,

1005
00:34:05,442 --> 00:34:08,545
and you're like,
"Oh, he's misunderstood."

1006
00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,647
And, like, a lot of people
think he's a douche bag...

1007
00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,883
... but I think he's like
really funny and charming.

1008
00:34:12,883 --> 00:34:16,687
And then you like kind of
get away those layers from him,

1009
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,355
and then you, like,
fall in love with him.

1010
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:22,493
That makes me sad
about life.

1011
00:34:22,993 --> 00:34:24,695
Could you do it?
I don't know, maybe.

1012
00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:27,231
Would you?
I don't know.

1013
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,332
Oh, my God, it's Chad.

1014
00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,366
The Chad.

1015
00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:31,135
The Chad is here
at the beach.

1016
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,536
He's hot, though.

1017
00:34:32,536 --> 00:34:34,523
There's something mysterious
about the guy

1018
00:34:34,523 --> 00:34:34,738
There's something mysterious
about the guy

1019
00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:38,475
that is confident enough
to be a complete ass

1020
00:34:38,475 --> 00:34:39,576
but not worry about it.

1021
00:34:39,576 --> 00:34:41,545
Hi. Lace.
Nice to meet you.

1022
00:34:41,545 --> 00:34:43,614
Lace, yeah?
Nice to meet you.

1023
00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:45,582
Instantly,
Chad and I hit it off.

1024
00:34:45,582 --> 00:34:47,518
Like, you could see it
in our eyes.

1025
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:49,319
We felt it.
Everything like...

1026
00:34:50,654 --> 00:34:52,723
It was instant.
It was instant.

1027
00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:54,558
- Oh, buddy.
- There we go.

1028
00:34:54,558 --> 00:34:56,393
You haven't been working out,
have you?

1029
00:34:56,393 --> 00:34:57,628
No, man.
I can tell.

1030
00:34:57,628 --> 00:34:59,563
I was just
eating cookies, dude.
I know, I could tell.

1031
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:01,465
Chad makes me really nervous.

1032
00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:04,134
I was like,"
"who is he gonna piss off?

1033
00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:04,523
Who is he gonna punch?

1034
00:35:04,523 --> 00:35:05,335
Who is he gonna punch?

1035
00:35:05,335 --> 00:35:06,603
Hitler over there.

1036
00:35:06,603 --> 00:35:08,305
Let's pretend
you're Mussolini.

1037
00:35:08,305 --> 00:35:09,840
At least all those people
were rich.

1038
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,543
I think there's a few of us here
that are just wondering

1039
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:13,777
when the real Chad's
gonna come out.

1040
00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:17,414
Hopefully, we don't need
security this time with Chad.

1041
00:35:17,414 --> 00:35:18,749
Good to see you, man.

1042
00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:20,717
I apologize for anything
if I hurt your feelings

1043
00:35:20,717 --> 00:35:22,586
or if I was a
Thanks, man.

1044
00:35:22,586 --> 00:35:23,654
No. Seriously.
Seriously, though,

1045
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,222
I never had a problem with you,
Evan.

1046
00:35:25,222 --> 00:35:26,557
All right?

1047
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:29,560
It's quite possible
that Chad forgot his steroids

1048
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,562
and took
a happy pill instead.

1049
00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:34,498
Seriously, I'm like
not coming out here to...

1050
00:35:34,498 --> 00:35:34,523
Seriously, man,
we're all here to just like

1051
00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:35,666
Seriously, man,
we're all here to just like

1052
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,401
hang out with some girls,

1053
00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:38,602
have a few drinks,
have a good time.

1054
00:35:38,602 --> 00:35:40,204
For real, though,
for real.

1055
00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:40,938
It just felt fake.

1056
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:44,408
He could be totally genuine,
but it felt fake to me.

1057
00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:45,642
Who knows?

1058
00:35:45,642 --> 00:35:48,378
Okay, let's go.
We got discussions.

1059
00:35:48,378 --> 00:35:49,646
Give him the tour, Daniel.

1060
00:35:49,646 --> 00:35:53,317
Daniel probably was
the most excited to see Chad.

1061
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:55,619
Your hair's so smooth, bro.

1062
00:35:55,619 --> 00:35:57,521
Buddy, I came
with my "A" game here.

1063
00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:59,456
I got a tan going.
Look at this.

1064
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:00,557
Let's see. Let's see.

1065
00:36:00,557 --> 00:36:02,526
Let me give you
a little ‐‐

1066
00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:04,523
Oh, son. Whoo.

1067
00:36:04,523 --> 00:36:04,695
Oh, son. Whoo.

1068
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,363
All I know, buddy,
it's just me and you.

1069
00:36:06,363 --> 00:36:07,431
That's it obviously.

1070
00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:08,465
No one else ‐‐ I'm not saying
that to anyone else.

1071
00:36:08,465 --> 00:36:09,633
Daniel and Chad are definitely

1072
00:36:09,633 --> 00:36:12,603
the first couple
to hit it off in paradise.

1073
00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:15,272
Daniel and Chad
love each other.

1074
00:36:15,272 --> 00:36:16,406
Don't look right now,
but ‐‐

1075
00:36:16,406 --> 00:36:17,407
Get out of here.

1076
00:36:17,407 --> 00:36:19,409
The girls are looking.
Get out of here.

1077
00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:20,677
Look at those two.

1078
00:36:20,677 --> 00:36:22,679
Oh, my God,
they're in love.

1079
00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:23,981
Any girls you'd bang
right off the bat?

1080
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,717
They're all pretty.
I ain't got no problem
with any of them.

1081
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:29,519
They're good.
I mean, maybe you got
lower standards than me.

1082
00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:32,155
The girls are way better
than the guys.
You think so?

1083
00:36:32,756 --> 00:36:34,523
We got like 14 dudes
who are 6's

1084
00:36:34,523 --> 00:36:35,359
We got like 14 dudes
who are 6's

1085
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:37,561
and, like,
10 girls who are 10's.

1086
00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:39,630
All I know is a lot of girls
are looking at me big time.

1087
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:41,431
I'm gonna let the liquor
do the driving,

1088
00:36:41,431 --> 00:36:43,166
and I'm gonna go into
booze control.

1089
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:46,570
I feel like
there's no competition.

1090
00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:48,205
We ‐‐ we can just
kick everybody to the curb,

1091
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:49,473
just me and Daniel.

1092
00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:51,575
It is so easy for us
to steal the plunder

1093
00:36:51,575 --> 00:36:53,410
'cause these guys here,
it's nothing.

1094
00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,512
It's garbage.
That's like...

1095
00:36:55,512 --> 00:36:57,381
And as far as Evan goes,

1096
00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,649
I didn't murder him,
so that's good.

1097
00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:00,751
I didn't rip his head off
and shove it down his own mouth.

1098
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,452
Like, yeah,
I still kind of want to

1099
00:37:02,452 --> 00:37:04,121
cut his head off
and throw it in the water.

1100
00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,426
I wish I could hear them.

1101
00:37:09,426 --> 00:37:11,428
Are they talking about
protein or meat?

1102
00:37:11,428 --> 00:37:12,996
Hey, here's the deal ‐‐
we're working out with them.

1103
00:37:12,996 --> 00:37:15,332
We're gonna stack the twins
on top of each other...
Dude.

1104
00:37:15,332 --> 00:37:16,433
... and go lift them...
Push ups?

1105
00:37:16,433 --> 00:37:18,335
... and curl them on top of
each other, all right?

1106
00:37:18,335 --> 00:37:19,503
And then when
we're done with them,

1107
00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:21,204
we're gonna
set them back on the rack

1108
00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:22,205
like we're done with them.

1109
00:37:22,205 --> 00:37:23,140
Like...

1110
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:23,807
I'm excited.

1111
00:37:23,807 --> 00:37:26,510
It's gonna be me, Daniel,
roses, alcohol, girls.

1112
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:27,544
We'll be good.

1113
00:37:27,544 --> 00:37:29,246
Hey, guys.

1114
00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:30,247
‐Hey.
‐Hi, Chris.

1115
00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:31,315
What's going on?

1116
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:32,649
‐Chris.
‐Chris.

1117
00:37:32,649 --> 00:37:34,351
You guys look like you're
enjoying paradise.

1118
00:37:34,351 --> 00:37:34,523
We are.
Yeah, we are.

1119
00:37:34,523 --> 00:37:35,619
We are.
Yeah, we are.

1120
00:37:35,619 --> 00:37:36,653
You guys come on inside.

1121
00:37:36,653 --> 00:37:38,855
Come on, Chad.

1122
00:37:39,723 --> 00:37:42,559
‐Oh, I like it, too.
‐Yeah, there we go.

1123
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:45,429
Hey, welcome to
"Bachelor in Paradise."

1124
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,230
I know, right?
Everyone's like...

1125
00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:48,498
‐Whoo!
‐Ooh‐wee!

1126
00:37:48,498 --> 00:37:50,801
I hope everybody's excited
with who is here so far.

1127
00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:53,470
The great thing about
"Bachelor in Paradise" ‐‐

1128
00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:55,305
there's no catch to this,
guys.

1129
00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:56,373
There's no prize.

1130
00:37:56,373 --> 00:37:58,542
There's no million dollars
waiting at the end.

1131
00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:00,510
The way this works best

1132
00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:03,447
is if everybody is sincerely
here to find love.

1133
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:04,523
Throughout your weeks here,

1134
00:38:04,523 --> 00:38:04,581
Throughout your weeks here,

1135
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:06,616
you'll be going on
"Bachelor" style dates.

1136
00:38:06,616 --> 00:38:07,751
If you get a date card,

1137
00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:12,189
you choose who you'd like
to join you on that date.

1138
00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:12,689
Each week, of course,

1139
00:38:12,689 --> 00:38:14,491
there's gonna be
a rose ceremony.

1140
00:38:14,491 --> 00:38:16,460
If you are not
in a relationship

1141
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,462
as you head
into a rose ceremony,

1142
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,198
and you do not receive a rose
at the rose ceremony,

1143
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:23,166
you will be going home.

1144
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,568
This week, guys,

1145
00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,303
you'll be
handing out the roses,

1146
00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:27,738
which means, ladies,

1147
00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:30,640
at least one of you
will be going home.

1148
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,042
The guys have power this week,

1149
00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:34,523
so that means that,
really, we can do or
say whatever we want.

1150
00:38:34,523 --> 00:38:35,145
so that means that,
really, we can do or
say whatever we want.

1151
00:38:35,145 --> 00:38:35,812
We're not going home.

1152
00:38:35,812 --> 00:38:38,482
Next week, ladies,
you'll have the roses,

1153
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,751
you'll have the power,
you'll be in charge.

1154
00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:43,186
And this summer
here in paradise,

1155
00:38:43,186 --> 00:38:44,421
we have twins.

1156
00:38:44,421 --> 00:38:45,722
Emily, Haley,
it's good to have you here.

1157
00:38:45,722 --> 00:38:49,793
Gentlemen, if you extend a rose
to either sister,

1158
00:38:49,793 --> 00:38:54,231
the other one will be staying,
as well.

1159
00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:55,198
Everyone understand?

1160
00:38:55,198 --> 00:38:55,766
At the end of this,

1161
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,834
I hope you realize
you could be engaged.

1162
00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,437
You could be walking out of here
with the love of your life.

1163
00:39:00,437 --> 00:39:01,671
This beach a year ago,

1164
00:39:01,671 --> 00:39:04,341
Tanner and Jade
found each other,

1165
00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:04,523
walked out of here engaged.

1166
00:39:04,523 --> 00:39:05,742
walked out of here engaged.

1167
00:39:05,742 --> 00:39:08,211
So it's very real
what can happen here.

1168
00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:09,513
It's about each of you

1169
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:13,216
having the opportunity
to find that true love.

1170
00:39:13,216 --> 00:39:14,418
So, why don't you guys

1171
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:16,520
go check out
your living situation

1172
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,654
and get this party
started?

1173
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,492
I'm serious about this process,

1174
00:39:22,492 --> 00:39:24,628
and I'm really hoping
that it can work for me.

1175
00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:25,796
I think it can.

1176
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:27,597
I think there's been
a lot of great success stories.

1177
00:39:27,597 --> 00:39:29,599
‐Come on, y'all.
‐Whoo!

1178
00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:32,035
We all want, like,
a Jade and Tanner scenario ‐‐

1179
00:39:32,035 --> 00:39:34,523
to just kind of like
meet in the beginning
and fall in love,

1180
00:39:34,523 --> 00:39:35,806
to just kind of like
meet in the beginning
and fall in love,

1181
00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:38,208
and they had, like,
a great love story.

1182
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:38,809
But I think, you know,

1183
00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:40,677
that's what everybody
really wants coming here.

1184
00:39:40,677 --> 00:39:42,612
That's what everyone's
secretly hoping for.

1185
00:39:42,612 --> 00:39:44,448
Here we go again, boys.

1186
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:45,682
Do we have name tags?

1187
00:39:45,682 --> 00:39:48,685
‐
‐Oh, it's so cute.

1188
00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:51,922
Oh, my God.
It's adorable.
Oh, my gosh.

1189
00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:54,658
I always feel like there's
a possibility for love,

1190
00:39:54,658 --> 00:39:58,395
so if it's here,
I'm gonna find it.

1191
00:39:59,796 --> 00:40:00,897
Where's all my protein?

1192
00:40:00,897 --> 00:40:04,367
All right. Here we are,

1193
00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:04,523
looking at Chad's baggage,

1194
00:40:04,523 --> 00:40:05,802
looking at Chad's baggage,

1195
00:40:05,802 --> 00:40:08,505
trying to find out
where the protein is.

1196
00:40:08,505 --> 00:40:10,207
It opens.

1197
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:15,278
I feel so lucky that I get
this second chance at love.

1198
00:40:15,278 --> 00:40:18,014
Like, it's so amazing.

1199
00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:20,484
Neat.

1200
00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:21,952
And Chad won't
throw me off this time.

1201
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:25,222
There's no protein in here,
but look what we found.

1202
00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,289
A meat scale.

1203
00:40:27,357 --> 00:40:28,358
This is just
gonna be like

1204
00:40:28,358 --> 00:40:31,128
riding on
a bucket of sunshine.

1205
00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:32,496
Oh!

1206
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,231
So much protein.

1207
00:40:34,764 --> 00:40:35,832
There's no amount of protein

1208
00:40:35,832 --> 00:40:40,270
that's gonna get in my way
of finding love.

1209
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:41,304
<i>Coming up...</i>

1210
00:40:41,304 --> 00:40:42,772
<i>Hola,</i> Mexico!

1211
00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:45,509
It's gonna be a crazy party.

1212
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:46,476
I'd definitely be
interested in

1213
00:40:46,476 --> 00:40:47,477
getting to know Amanda
better.

1214
00:40:47,477 --> 00:40:49,513
Amanda is
a freaking dream.

1215
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,414
Connections are forming.

1216
00:40:51,414 --> 00:40:52,716
Vinny and Izzy
are, like, a thing.

1217
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:54,518
It's a great place
to fall in love.

1218
00:40:54,518 --> 00:40:57,587
There's lots of men here,
and I've got my options.

1219
00:40:57,587 --> 00:40:58,688
I can play the field
a little.

1220
00:40:58,688 --> 00:41:00,657
I want to see
the soft side of Chad.

1221
00:41:00,657 --> 00:41:01,925
Like, cuddle side
of Chad?

1222
00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:03,860
We got Tropical Storm Chad,
Tropical Storm Lace...

1223
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:04,523
You're a king.
Hey, I know I'm a king.

1224
00:41:04,523 --> 00:41:05,595
You're a king.
Hey, I know I'm a king.

1225
00:41:05,595 --> 00:41:07,364
I want to treat you
like the king you are.
I'm always ‐‐

1226
00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:10,066
This is gonna be
one category‐5 disaster.

1227
00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:14,771
‐Cheers.
‐Cheers.

1228
00:41:14,771 --> 00:41:18,074
Cheers, Jorge.
Nice to meet you, buddy.

1229
00:41:18,074 --> 00:41:19,109
Likewise.

1230
00:41:19,676 --> 00:41:21,678
Do you find anybody cute
here yet?

1231
00:41:21,678 --> 00:41:23,480
I don't know.
I'm still kind of
figuring it out.

1232
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,582
This is a good‐looking
bunch of people

1233
00:41:25,582 --> 00:41:26,816
that are here right now.

1234
00:41:26,816 --> 00:41:29,519
But it feels like
kind of a high‐school dance.

1235
00:41:29,519 --> 00:41:30,687
Like, we have the boys
on this side,

1236
00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:31,655
and the girls on this side,

1237
00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:34,858
and no one's really mingling.

1238
00:41:34,858 --> 00:41:37,394
If you got a date card,
who would you ask right now?

1239
00:41:37,394 --> 00:41:38,762
Go.

1240
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:41,002
Maybe
one of the twins.
Okay.

1241
00:41:41,002 --> 00:41:41,298
Maybe
one of the twins.
Okay.

1242
00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:42,399
Who would you ask?

1243
00:41:42,399 --> 00:41:44,734
Probably be Lace.
What about you?

1244
00:41:44,734 --> 00:41:46,336
I'd ‐‐ I'd definitely
be interested in

1245
00:41:46,336 --> 00:41:47,337
getting to know
Amanda better.

1246
00:41:47,337 --> 00:41:50,674
Amanda is
a freaking dream.

1247
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,842
Yeah, she's attractive,
you know?
Yeah.

1248
00:41:52,842 --> 00:41:55,545
Jubilee is so sweet.
Yeah, she's a nice girl.

1249
00:41:55,545 --> 00:41:58,048
Do the girls pass out
the date cards first

1250
00:41:58,048 --> 00:41:58,682
or the guys?

1251
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,450
I don't know
what will happen.

1252
00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:03,220
If I get a date card,
it's going to Jared.

1253
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,888
Like no questions asked.

1254
00:42:04,888 --> 00:42:08,358
Jubilee's my best friend,
and I want her to find love,

1255
00:42:08,358 --> 00:42:09,593
but at the same time,

1256
00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:11,002
Jared is someone I'm really
looking forward to get to know.

1257
00:42:11,002 --> 00:42:12,395
Jared is someone I'm really
looking forward to get to know.

1258
00:42:12,395 --> 00:42:13,663
He's seriously so hot.

1259
00:42:13,663 --> 00:42:15,632
He's definitely one of
the hottest guys in paradise.

1260
00:42:15,632 --> 00:42:16,666
I would be so excited

1261
00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:19,236
if I got to go
on a date with Jared.

1262
00:42:21,738 --> 00:42:24,474
My season,
girls got the first date cards

1263
00:42:24,474 --> 00:42:25,475
'cause it was like

1264
00:42:25,475 --> 00:42:26,710
you have to get to know
the guys,

1265
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:29,246
and so you have to take
a little bit more initiative

1266
00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:30,580
and go out with them.

1267
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:31,715
Hello, hello.

1268
00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:34,684
‐Oh, it is.
‐I spoke too soon.

1269
00:42:34,684 --> 00:42:36,686
‐Got the first date card.
‐Oh, my goodness.

1270
00:42:36,686 --> 00:42:38,288
Jubes,
it's got your name on it.

1271
00:42:38,288 --> 00:42:40,657
‐Really?
‐Oh, my gosh.

1272
00:42:40,657 --> 00:42:41,002
‐Jubilee. Oh, my gosh.
‐Yes.

1273
00:42:41,002 --> 00:42:43,426
‐Jubilee. Oh, my gosh.
‐Yes.

1274
00:42:43,426 --> 00:42:45,695
All right, Jubes.

1275
00:42:45,695 --> 00:42:48,531
"Jubilee, choose the man
you want to hit it off with."

1276
00:42:48,531 --> 00:42:49,833
‐Yes!
‐Jube.

1277
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:53,336
Well, that's a no‐brainer.
Who are you
gonna choose, Jubilee!

1278
00:42:53,336 --> 00:42:54,371
It's a really hard choice.

1279
00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:56,039
I'm gonna have
to think about this.

1280
00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:56,606
Yeah.

1281
00:42:56,606 --> 00:42:58,441
Jared.

1282
00:42:58,441 --> 00:42:59,743
That is so exciting.

1283
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:02,512
I'm so scared.
Like, what if he says no?

1284
00:43:02,512 --> 00:43:03,813
I'm just super nervous.

1285
00:43:03,813 --> 00:43:06,516
Like, I hope I made like
a mild impression on him.

1286
00:43:06,516 --> 00:43:08,618
- Do I go ask now?
- Yeah.

1287
00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:09,719
How am I gonna do this?

1288
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,002
'Cause I don't even know
how to ask a guy out.

1289
00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:11,721
'Cause I don't even know
how to ask a guy out.

1290
00:43:11,721 --> 00:43:14,424
‐Are you nervous?
‐Are you guys coming with me?

1291
00:43:14,424 --> 00:43:16,326
If Jubilee and Jared
worked out,

1292
00:43:16,326 --> 00:43:18,762
I would be <i>so</i> freaking happy

1293
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:22,332
because he had
a really strange experience

1294
00:43:22,332 --> 00:43:24,401
last season with Ashley I.

1295
00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:25,335
I don't know,

1296
00:43:25,335 --> 00:43:26,636
I think my biggest fear is just

1297
00:43:26,636 --> 00:43:28,805
that history's
gonna repeat itself with Jared

1298
00:43:28,805 --> 00:43:32,342
and Jubilee's
like an Ashley rerun.

1299
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:35,545
Hey, guys.

1300
00:43:35,545 --> 00:43:38,348
What do you got there?
Do you have a card there?

1301
00:43:38,348 --> 00:43:40,550
It says,

1302
00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:41,002
"Jubilee,
choose the man

1303
00:43:41,002 --> 00:43:42,519
"Jubilee,
choose the man

1304
00:43:42,519 --> 00:43:44,321
you want to
hit it off with."

1305
00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:46,289
So...

1306
00:43:47,457 --> 00:43:51,227
Jared, would like to go
out on a date with me?

1307
00:43:53,530 --> 00:43:55,532
Yes.
I'll go out with you.

1308
00:43:55,532 --> 00:43:57,367
All right, thank you.

1309
00:43:57,367 --> 00:44:00,170
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!

1310
00:44:01,504 --> 00:44:03,440
Have her home early,
Jared.

1311
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,575
I can't help
but be jealous right now.

1312
00:44:05,575 --> 00:44:07,577
Do you need me
to dry you off?
I know, right?

1313
00:44:07,577 --> 00:44:09,813
I wanted my name
to be on that date card,

1314
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:11,002
and I wanted to ask Jared
on that date.

1315
00:44:11,002 --> 00:44:12,482
and I wanted to ask Jared
on that date.

1316
00:44:12,482 --> 00:44:14,284
So it definitely sucks.

1317
00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:21,558
<i>Hola,</i> Mexico.

1318
00:44:23,426 --> 00:44:25,362
This is our
first night in paradise,

1319
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:26,529
and a lot's happening.

1320
00:44:26,529 --> 00:44:27,430
Daniel.

1321
00:44:27,430 --> 00:44:28,698
Connections are forming.

1322
00:44:28,698 --> 00:44:31,534
Jubilee is taking Jared
on her date.

1323
00:44:31,534 --> 00:44:34,270
Vinny and Izzy
are hanging out.

1324
00:44:34,270 --> 00:44:34,871
How are you feeling
so far?

1325
00:44:34,871 --> 00:44:38,708
And Lace and Grant
seem to be hitting it off.

1326
00:44:38,708 --> 00:44:41,002
So, Paradise
is in full swing.

1327
00:44:41,002 --> 00:44:41,244
So, Paradise
is in full swing.

1328
00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:43,580
Aah!

1329
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,348
I did hear Lace
was a little bit crazy,

1330
00:44:45,348 --> 00:44:46,383
but she's really pretty.

1331
00:44:46,383 --> 00:44:47,984
She seems like she's fun.

1332
00:44:48,718 --> 00:44:49,819
I mean, why not make
things interesting.

1333
00:44:49,819 --> 00:44:51,821
Like,
I like a complicated woman,

1334
00:44:51,821 --> 00:44:54,257
so I ‐‐ I want to know
more about her.

1335
00:44:54,257 --> 00:44:54,824
Like, she's ‐‐ she's hot.

1336
00:44:54,824 --> 00:44:56,793
Okay, I'm gonna tell you
something about yourself.

1337
00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:57,927
You don't reciprocate
questions.

1338
00:44:57,927 --> 00:45:00,864
I'm just
letting you know.
Oh, my God.

1339
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,665
It won't be like that.
No, you don't ask me
about me.

1340
00:45:02,665 --> 00:45:03,867
You don't ask me
about me.

1341
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,535
I do want to know
about you, though.
But you don't ask.

1342
00:45:05,535 --> 00:45:07,203
I'm just letting you know
something about yourself, okay?

1343
00:45:07,203 --> 00:45:08,905
So...

1344
00:45:12,742 --> 00:45:14,611
No, you ask me a question,
and I'll answer it.

1345
00:45:14,611 --> 00:45:15,745
I just did ask you
a question.

1346
00:45:15,745 --> 00:45:17,380
That's too broad.
No, it's not.

1347
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:18,515
I don't ask you
broad questions.

1348
00:45:18,515 --> 00:45:21,484
Lace, don't even ‐‐ don't ‐‐
we're not doing ‐‐

1349
00:45:21,484 --> 00:45:23,286
Like is ‐‐ Like is this
our first fight?

1350
00:45:23,286 --> 00:45:23,853
Like, it's been 10 minutes.

1351
00:45:23,853 --> 00:45:25,622
Like, we're not doing this
right now.

1352
00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:28,358
Grant, you're killing me.
Take a shot.

1353
00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:29,526
Oh, my God.
You're a brat.

1354
00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:30,794
Why am I ‐‐
why am I killing you?

1355
00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:32,796
I'm not a brat.
You're a brat, too.
Ooh.

1356
00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:34,664
Grant's cute.
He has really pretty eyelashes,

1357
00:45:34,664 --> 00:45:36,399
and we got
a little chat going.

1358
00:45:36,399 --> 00:45:37,600
Like I was saying ‐‐
All right.

1359
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,436
But there's lots of men here.

1360
00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:40,503
I mean, I got my options.

1361
00:45:40,503 --> 00:45:41,002
I can play the field a little,
you know?

1362
00:45:41,002 --> 00:45:43,373
I can play the field a little,
you know?

1363
00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:44,841
I want to see
the soft side of Chad.

1364
00:45:44,841 --> 00:45:46,810
The soft side? Why do you
want to see the soft side?

1365
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:48,845
That's the boring side.
Well, then I don't want
to get to know you.

1366
00:45:48,845 --> 00:45:51,448
What do you ‐‐like,
do you want like
cuddle side of Chad?

1367
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:53,450
yeah.
Why?

1368
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:55,418
You don't cuddle?

1369
00:45:55,418 --> 00:45:56,586
I ‐‐ Yeah,
I  love cuddling.

1370
00:45:56,586 --> 00:45:58,555
But, like, why ‐‐ you want
to see that like right now?

1371
00:45:58,555 --> 00:45:59,856
Or do you want to see ‐‐
No, I'm just saying.

1372
00:45:59,856 --> 00:46:01,691
All right.
God.

1373
00:46:01,691 --> 00:46:03,726
You guys watch out.
We got to go cuddle right now.

1374
00:46:03,726 --> 00:46:05,328
It's...
cuddle o'clock.

1375
00:46:05,328 --> 00:46:07,297
Oh...

1376
00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:08,565
Damn, girl.

1377
00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:09,599
Oh.
Whoo.

1378
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:10,733
I look over at the pool,

1379
00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:11,002
and I see, you know,
Chad and Lace flirting,

1380
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:13,236
and I see, you know,
Chad and Lace flirting,

1381
00:46:13,236 --> 00:46:14,304
having a good time.

1382
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:15,505
Out of all the people here,

1383
00:46:15,505 --> 00:46:17,607
you got the two crazy people.

1384
00:46:17,607 --> 00:46:18,675
Maybe it's
a match made in heaven,

1385
00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:20,243
or maybe
it's a match made in hell.

1386
00:46:20,243 --> 00:46:21,411
Who knows?

1387
00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:22,745
You got to let me
take charge.

1388
00:46:22,745 --> 00:46:24,581
Don't be a
and you start taking charge.
I... I wear the pants.

1389
00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:25,915
I wear the pants.
Well, I got to
pick them first,

1390
00:46:25,915 --> 00:46:27,750
and then
you can take them later.
No, no, no, no.
I start them.

1391
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:30,420
No, I ‐‐ I wear them
and then you can have them.
I wear the pants.

1392
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,255
No  Damn it.

1393
00:46:33,356 --> 00:46:35,592
You are a feisty ‐‐

1394
00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:37,727
You're a fireball
yourself.

1395
00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:38,895
Lace seems to be taking
the approach of ‐‐

1396
00:46:38,895 --> 00:46:41,002
of giving Chad
a taste of his own medicine.

1397
00:46:41,002 --> 00:46:42,031
of giving Chad
a taste of his own medicine.

1398
00:46:42,031 --> 00:46:43,233
No!

1399
00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:44,501
It's hard not to wonder

1400
00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:47,737
if this, uh,
Lace and Chad dynamic,

1401
00:46:47,737 --> 00:46:50,273
uh, could be explosive
pretty early.

1402
00:46:50,273 --> 00:46:51,407
Oh!
Oh!

1403
00:46:51,407 --> 00:46:53,710
Right here.
Oh, it's right here, bud.

1404
00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:56,279
Oh, guys,
go find out right now.

1405
00:46:56,279 --> 00:46:56,779
Oh, my God.

1406
00:46:56,779 --> 00:46:59,415
Immediately,
we're like, "Yes."

1407
00:46:59,415 --> 00:47:00,917
Mexico is known
for their hurricanes.

1408
00:47:00,917 --> 00:47:04,187
And I'm watching this unfold
in front of my eyes.

1409
00:47:04,187 --> 00:47:04,721
- Oh!
- Don't ‐‐

1410
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:06,289
Chad has a lot
of hair spray there.

1411
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:06,890
Don't do it.

1412
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:08,525
- Ah! I live with him.
- Not the hair spray.

1413
00:47:08,525 --> 00:47:11,002
We got Tropical Storm Chad,

1414
00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:11,194
We got Tropical Storm Chad,

1415
00:47:11,194 --> 00:47:11,861
Tropical Storm Lace,

1416
00:47:11,861 --> 00:47:14,764
and they're just slowly
just working their magic,

1417
00:47:14,764 --> 00:47:17,901
turning up the wind speed,
and then boom.

1418
00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:21,704
This is gonna be one
category‐5 complete disaster.

1419
00:47:21,704 --> 00:47:24,040
Hopefully,
I get out of this alive.

1420
00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:25,675
<i>Coming up...</i>

1421
00:47:25,675 --> 00:47:27,443
Lace is just real as hell.

1422
00:47:27,443 --> 00:47:29,279
The only problem, though,
is she can throw it back

1423
00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:30,313
more than I can.

1424
00:47:30,313 --> 00:47:31,447
Whoa? What?
I'm kidding!

1425
00:47:31,447 --> 00:47:32,582
Shut up.

1426
00:47:32,582 --> 00:47:34,317
Don't pinch me again.

1427
00:47:34,317 --> 00:47:35,818
I like it.

1428
00:47:35,818 --> 00:47:38,254
I feel like God mailed it in

1429
00:47:38,254 --> 00:47:39,188
the day he made Chad.

1430
00:47:39,188 --> 00:47:40,423
No!

1431
00:47:40,423 --> 00:47:41,002
Go find my sunglasses,
will you?

1432
00:47:41,002 --> 00:47:42,091
Go find my sunglasses,
will you?

1433
00:47:42,525 --> 00:47:45,295
Chad's gone off the rails.

1434
00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:46,262
What?

1435
00:47:48,498 --> 00:47:50,199
Oh, my God.

1436
00:47:50,199 --> 00:47:51,334
Chad, you're making this

1437
00:47:51,334 --> 00:47:53,202
a lot worse
than it needs to be.

1438
00:47:53,202 --> 00:47:55,204
you, Chris Harrison.

1439
00:48:02,111 --> 00:48:05,281
♪ Yes, yes ♪

1440
00:48:05,281 --> 00:48:06,449
Vinny and I are in hot tub

1441
00:48:06,449 --> 00:48:08,585
as Lace and Chad
are making out.

1442
00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:10,520
This was front row.

1443
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,789
Like, I had front‐row seats

1444
00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:16,192
for the beginning
of Chad and Lace.

1445
00:48:16,192 --> 00:48:17,360
It was super awkward.

1446
00:48:18,494 --> 00:48:21,297
Aah.

1447
00:48:21,297 --> 00:48:22,465
I'm not a teddy bear.

1448
00:48:22,465 --> 00:48:23,466
You're not just gonna ‐‐
Ugh!

1449
00:48:23,466 --> 00:48:25,168
Get away from me then.

1450
00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:25,740
Go.
What?

1451
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:26,502
Go.
What?

1452
00:48:26,502 --> 00:48:27,503
What does that even mean?
Ugh!

1453
00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:31,274
Oh, look at ‐‐
Dollah, dollah bills, yo.

1454
00:48:31,274 --> 00:48:32,575
Get off me!

1455
00:48:32,575 --> 00:48:34,344
What? You... started it.

1456
00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:35,678
You don't need
to push me off.

1457
00:48:35,678 --> 00:48:36,980
I didn't say
you could get behind me.

1458
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:40,550
Oh, my God,
you just have to chill out.

1459
00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,852
Stop, you weirdo.

1460
00:48:47,523 --> 00:48:49,525
They had a little argument,

1461
00:48:49,525 --> 00:48:52,362
then they were just making out
30 seconds later.

1462
00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:53,429
Just kind of
how their brains work.

1463
00:48:53,429 --> 00:48:54,497
You know,
one minute they're happy,

1464
00:48:54,497 --> 00:48:55,398
one minute they're sad.

1465
00:48:55,398 --> 00:48:55,740
Stop!

1466
00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:56,399
Stop!

1467
00:48:56,399 --> 00:48:57,567
I think they're
the type of people

1468
00:48:57,567 --> 00:48:59,602
that like choke each other out
while their having sex,

1469
00:48:59,602 --> 00:49:01,638
and they, like,
have angry sex, you know?

1470
00:49:01,638 --> 00:49:04,140
I brought
so much protein!

1471
00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:05,742
Yeah!
Oh, bitch!

1472
00:49:05,742 --> 00:49:07,677
You...ruined my ‐‐
I ain't no bitch.

1473
00:49:07,677 --> 00:49:10,380
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, did I say the wrong word?

1474
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,148
Did you call me a bitch?

1475
00:49:12,148 --> 00:49:12,682
Act like a grown person.

1476
00:49:12,682 --> 00:49:14,684
Give a...
Like a grown person.

1477
00:49:14,684 --> 00:49:16,719
What?
I wanted to drink that!
A grown person.

1478
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,621
You're a king.
You're a king.
Hey, I know I'm a king.

1479
00:49:18,621 --> 00:49:20,657
I want to treat you
like the king you are.
I'm always ‐‐

1480
00:49:20,657 --> 00:49:22,558
We want to know
what's happening.

1481
00:49:22,558 --> 00:49:24,827
Go tell them.

1482
00:49:24,827 --> 00:49:25,740
- Oh, my God, you guys.
- What's going on over there.

1483
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:26,663
- Oh, my God, you guys.
- What's going on over there.

1484
00:49:26,663 --> 00:49:28,598
So, like, Chad and Lace ‐‐

1485
00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:30,566
Like, Lace is
in between Chad's legs.

1486
00:49:30,566 --> 00:49:32,735
Lace is like, "I want to
treat you like a king."

1487
00:49:32,735 --> 00:49:34,637
And he's singing
"Dollah, dollah bill, y'all."
Oh, my.

1488
00:49:34,637 --> 00:49:37,774
He's like
pouring drinks out.
Oh, my gosh.

1489
00:49:37,774 --> 00:49:40,243
You guys, go look.
It's so funny.

1490
00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,344
Like, I got money, bitch.

1491
00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:43,446
I got money.
I got muscles.

1492
00:49:43,446 --> 00:49:45,281
I got money,
I got muscles.

1493
00:49:45,281 --> 00:49:46,716
Aah!

1494
00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:48,851
They're already
spontaneously combusting?

1495
00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:50,753
No, but they like it.

1496
00:49:50,753 --> 00:49:51,921
They're like
making out and stuff.

1497
00:49:51,921 --> 00:49:53,656
They're, like, those people
that, like, have sex...

1498
00:49:53,656 --> 00:49:55,024
Oh, yeah.
... and they slap each other
in the face.

1499
00:49:55,024 --> 00:49:55,740
And then they fight
and have sex again.
Yeah.

1500
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:57,460
And then they fight
and have sex again.
Yeah.

1501
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:59,362
I've had my eye on, uh, Lace
from the start,

1502
00:49:59,362 --> 00:50:00,496
prior to her
talking to Chad.

1503
00:50:00,496 --> 00:50:02,231
And then when she started
talking to him,

1504
00:50:02,231 --> 00:50:02,765
I was like, "Okay."

1505
00:50:02,765 --> 00:50:04,667
It's gonna escalate
into a situation.

1506
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,703
Like, something's gonna happen
'cause I know Chad.

1507
00:50:06,703 --> 00:50:09,539
He's jacked,
and he's kind of an ass.

1508
00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:11,374
Just listen ‐‐ sometimes
they get really loud.

1509
00:50:11,374 --> 00:50:12,709
Stop! Don't ‐‐

1510
00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:14,343
Well, like,
I keep hearing them yelling.

1511
00:50:14,343 --> 00:50:15,745
I was like,
"is he yelling at somebody?"

1512
00:50:15,745 --> 00:50:17,480
They're like fighting.
They're yelling
at each other.

1513
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,348
Oh, shut up.

1514
00:50:19,348 --> 00:50:20,683
How long does that
go on for?

1515
00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:22,552
I'm wondering
when it's gonna...

1516
00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:23,686
Do you want to go look?

1517
00:50:23,686 --> 00:50:25,688
I mean, I want to,
but I can't. No.

1518
00:50:25,688 --> 00:50:25,740
Then let's go.
I can't.

1519
00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:27,390
Then let's go.
I can't.

1520
00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:28,591
Just go with her.
Just come.

1521
00:50:28,591 --> 00:50:30,693
I feel like I'm gonna ‐‐
Just come for five seconds.

1522
00:50:30,693 --> 00:50:33,396
Don't be aggressive
like that.

1523
00:50:33,396 --> 00:50:34,497
Don't even.

1524
00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:39,535
They're going for it. Wow.

1525
00:50:39,535 --> 00:50:43,573
Chad and Lace are, like,
literally a disaster.

1526
00:50:43,573 --> 00:50:46,209
They're both
slapping each other.

1527
00:50:47,610 --> 00:50:49,445
They're kiss fighting.

1528
00:50:49,445 --> 00:50:50,813
It's ‐‐ they're fighting
with their faces.

1529
00:50:50,813 --> 00:50:52,682
And I can give you
because ‐‐
I would be like, "blaow, blaow"

1530
00:50:52,682 --> 00:50:54,417
'cause you deserve it.
I'll be throwing
my... everywhere.

1531
00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:55,740
Because you deserve it.
Oh, yeah? Pbht.

1532
00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:56,319
Because you deserve it.
Oh, yeah? Pbht.

1533
00:50:56,319 --> 00:50:57,687
Lace is just real as hell.

1534
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,522
And I like the fact that
she can give it back to me.

1535
00:50:59,522 --> 00:51:00,556
The only problem, though,

1536
00:51:00,556 --> 00:51:01,758
which is actually
becoming a problem,

1537
00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:03,593
is she can throw it back
more than I can.

1538
00:51:03,593 --> 00:51:06,562
Why'd you pinch me?
Don't pinch me again.

1539
00:51:06,562 --> 00:51:07,797
Dollah, dollah bill,
yo.

1540
00:51:07,797 --> 00:51:09,632
Get that... out of here.

1541
00:51:09,632 --> 00:51:12,268
Oh, you guys are getting
freaky pretty quick, eh?

1542
00:51:13,636 --> 00:51:15,638
Buddy, you having
a good time yet, or what?

1543
00:51:15,638 --> 00:51:17,907
Is this
the love of your life?

1544
00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:19,876
Oh, yeah, I got to leave.

1545
00:51:19,876 --> 00:51:22,411
They're getting it on.
This is how babies are made.

1546
00:51:25,448 --> 00:51:25,740
What's going on over there?

1547
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:26,616
What's going on over there?

1548
00:51:26,616 --> 00:51:29,118
Just a couple kisses
here and there, you know.

1549
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,722
They seem like
a great couple, actually.

1550
00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:34,724
Two things matter in life‐‐
women and money.

1551
00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:37,360
Aah! Stop.
Women and money.

1552
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,295
Money doesn't
make you cool.

1553
00:51:39,295 --> 00:51:40,730
Tell that
to my Lamborghini.

1554
00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:42,398
Man, they've been
in there forever.

1555
00:51:42,398 --> 00:51:44,367
If they engaged
at the end of all this,

1556
00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:46,235
that would be amazing.

1557
00:51:46,235 --> 00:51:47,503
Oh, what you got, girl?

1558
00:51:47,503 --> 00:51:50,072
Okay.
Oh, boy.

1559
00:51:50,072 --> 00:51:51,207
You're fine.

1560
00:51:51,207 --> 00:51:52,642
What's up?
Whoa.

1561
00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:55,411
What's up?
Oh, nothing.

1562
00:51:55,411 --> 00:51:55,740
You guys have fun
over there?

1563
00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:56,579
You guys have fun
over there?

1564
00:51:56,579 --> 00:51:58,247
Yep. Apparently everyone
can hear us.

1565
00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:04,120
I mean, America can hear you,
so...

1566
00:52:05,488 --> 00:52:06,823
Are they going to
the bathroom together?

1567
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:09,425
No, they're totally going
to the boom boom room.

1568
00:52:09,425 --> 00:52:11,627
You know how like rats
have, like, a lot of sex

1569
00:52:11,627 --> 00:52:15,331
and they multiply a lot,
but they also eat each other?

1570
00:52:15,331 --> 00:52:16,632
Chad and Lace.

1571
00:52:16,632 --> 00:52:18,734
Come here. Hey!
Come here.

1572
00:52:18,734 --> 00:52:20,803
Please.
Are you gonna come on
these rocks with me or no?

1573
00:52:20,803 --> 00:52:22,705
You can ‐‐ You come in whichever
direction you feel like.

1574
00:52:22,705 --> 00:52:24,607
Come on.
Come here, poopy.

1575
00:52:24,607 --> 00:52:25,740
Come on.
No, come here first,
and then we go.

1576
00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:26,442
Come on.
No, come here first,
and then we go.

1577
00:52:26,442 --> 00:52:27,443
Come here, poopy.
Come on.

1578
00:52:27,443 --> 00:52:28,578
Come here.

1579
00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:30,379
Come here.
Meet in the middle,
right here.

1580
00:52:30,379 --> 00:52:31,681
Hey, I mean ‐‐
Get off the bed.

1581
00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,717
I'm gonna walk away.
I'll meet you at half.
I'll meet you half.

1582
00:52:34,717 --> 00:52:36,285
Come on right here.
Come on.

1583
00:52:36,285 --> 00:52:36,853
Right here.
Come on.

1584
00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:38,521
This is the mark,
come here.
Come on.

1585
00:52:38,521 --> 00:52:40,489
Halfway, halfway,
come here.

1586
00:52:40,489 --> 00:52:42,158
Get your ass up.

1587
00:52:42,158 --> 00:52:43,292
Right here.

1588
00:52:43,292 --> 00:52:45,561
You get over here.

1589
00:52:45,561 --> 00:52:47,063
Hey.

1590
00:52:49,432 --> 00:52:51,434
She's actually gonna go?
She gonna keep going?

1591
00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:53,369
You gonna keep going?
Stop, stop.

1592
00:52:53,369 --> 00:52:55,338
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

1593
00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:55,740
Then come.
Damn it.

1594
00:52:55,740 --> 00:52:56,472
Then come.
Damn it.

1595
00:52:56,472 --> 00:52:57,640
Damn it, damn it.

1596
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,642
Make me look like a bitch.
Ugh!

1597
00:52:59,642 --> 00:53:02,411
Damn, she's ‐‐
she's better than me.

1598
00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:05,147
Crazy bitch.

1599
00:53:05,147 --> 00:53:06,515
I like it.

1600
00:53:08,117 --> 00:53:09,185
But I like it.

1601
00:53:14,991 --> 00:53:18,327
I feel like they're turned on
by each other's chaos.

1602
00:53:18,327 --> 00:53:19,829
Oh, God!

1603
00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:22,298
That can't pan out for love,
right?

1604
00:53:22,298 --> 00:53:23,366
Am I crazy?

1605
00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:24,533
Is that love?

1606
00:53:24,533 --> 00:53:25,740
Am I doing it all wrong?

1607
00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:26,302
Am I doing it all wrong?

1608
00:53:27,637 --> 00:53:31,007
I think we're all just waiting
for the next storm.

1609
00:53:39,948 --> 00:53:42,484
Are you excited to be here,
like, your second time around?

1610
00:53:42,484 --> 00:53:43,685
It's great.

1611
00:53:43,685 --> 00:53:44,753
Like,
thank you for asking me

1612
00:53:44,753 --> 00:53:45,821
on the first day
of "Paradise."

1613
00:53:45,821 --> 00:53:47,056
Thank you for saying yes.
No, of course.

1614
00:53:47,056 --> 00:53:49,825
I've been in paradise
for less than 24 hours,

1615
00:53:49,825 --> 00:53:51,794
and so far,
it's working out well for me.

1616
00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:54,096
I'm super excited
to be going out on a date

1617
00:53:54,096 --> 00:53:57,566
with the one guy that was
kind of, like, on my hit list.

1618
00:53:57,566 --> 00:53:59,201
It's so bright.

1619
00:53:59,201 --> 00:53:59,835
Whoa.

1620
00:53:59,835 --> 00:54:02,337
This is different.
Oh, snap.

1621
00:54:03,605 --> 00:54:05,407
Oh, piñatas.

1622
00:54:05,407 --> 00:54:05,679
Hit it off, oh.
Oh!

1623
00:54:05,679 --> 00:54:06,542
Hit it off, oh.
Oh!

1624
00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:08,644
It all makes sense now.
Oh, my God, look.

1625
00:54:08,644 --> 00:54:11,613
Oh, wow.
This is crazy.

1626
00:54:11,613 --> 00:54:14,550
This is like every 5‐year‐old's
fantasy right here.

1627
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:15,717
It's crazy, huh?
So cool.

1628
00:54:15,717 --> 00:54:18,554
Jared is just
so nice and so sweet,

1629
00:54:18,554 --> 00:54:20,722
and also
he's kind of a nerd.

1630
00:54:20,722 --> 00:54:22,658
And I like nerds.

1631
00:54:22,658 --> 00:54:23,725
Like, I think it really

1632
00:54:23,725 --> 00:54:24,993
speaks for somebody's
character when you, like ‐‐

1633
00:54:24,993 --> 00:54:28,564
We'll, ask somebody, like,
"What do you think of Jared?"

1634
00:54:28,564 --> 00:54:30,666
And everybody
across the board, like,

1635
00:54:30,666 --> 00:54:33,802
says the exact same things,
like, "He's so nice."
Um...

1636
00:54:33,802 --> 00:54:35,679
"He's like one of
the nicest people
I've ever met."

1637
00:54:35,679 --> 00:54:35,904
"He's like one of
the nicest people
I've ever met."

1638
00:54:35,904 --> 00:54:38,073
Oh, God.
"He's really nerdy,
but it's okay."

1639
00:54:38,073 --> 00:54:41,443
I'm like, "Okay."
Yeah, definitely big nerd,
I will...

1640
00:54:41,443 --> 00:54:42,511
Me too.

1641
00:54:42,511 --> 00:54:43,745
What do you
nerd out about?

1642
00:54:43,745 --> 00:54:46,515
Like, my favorite movie is,
like, "Lord of the Rings."

1643
00:54:46,515 --> 00:54:48,650
Oh, you're like
Middle Earth.
Oh, yeah.

1644
00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:49,852
I like the relationship

1645
00:54:49,852 --> 00:54:52,654
between Samwise Gamgee
and, like, Frodo.
Yeah.

1646
00:54:52,654 --> 00:54:54,656
I think their relationship
is so cute.

1647
00:54:54,656 --> 00:54:56,525
I'm learning that, you know,

1648
00:54:56,525 --> 00:54:57,860
Jubilee has
a lot of depth to her,

1649
00:54:57,860 --> 00:54:59,528
which I always ‐‐
I already knew,

1650
00:54:59,528 --> 00:55:00,729
but I just didn't know
what kind.

1651
00:55:00,729 --> 00:55:02,664
It is great.
Aragorn
and all his little...

1652
00:55:02,664 --> 00:55:04,600
Well, Aragorn's
obviously the favorite.

1653
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,679
And I love, like,
his relationship with...

1654
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:06,568
And I love, like,
his relationship with...

1655
00:55:06,568 --> 00:55:07,870
Legolas.
Yes, thank you.

1656
00:55:07,870 --> 00:55:09,972
Like, in high school obviously
that was, like, my ‐‐

1657
00:55:09,972 --> 00:55:11,740
Yeah.
And then I grew up
and I was like, "Mm."

1658
00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,041
Yeah, you were more of
an Aragorn.
I'm past that.

1659
00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,811
I'm more mature than that.
Yeah, so you moved on
to Aragorn.

1660
00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:17,546
I would definitely say

1661
00:55:17,546 --> 00:55:19,681
I'm feeling a connection
with Jared.

1662
00:55:19,681 --> 00:55:22,751
I don't usually get to talk
to boys about this stuff,

1663
00:55:22,751 --> 00:55:24,753
so if the mood
was right tonight,

1664
00:55:24,753 --> 00:55:27,022
I would definitely consider
kissing Jared.

1665
00:55:27,022 --> 00:55:30,859
Yeah, there's a lot of, like,
mythology and...
Backstory.

1666
00:55:30,859 --> 00:55:33,428
Yeah, that you could
seriously get into.
Like crazy backstory.

1667
00:55:33,428 --> 00:55:34,596
I'm not gonna lie ‐‐
Mm‐hmm.

1668
00:55:34,596 --> 00:55:35,679
The Fellowship of the Ring,"

1669
00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:36,698
The Fellowship of the Ring,"

1670
00:55:36,698 --> 00:55:37,766
first one, I enjoy,

1671
00:55:37,766 --> 00:55:39,668
but it's certainly
not my favorite.

1672
00:55:39,668 --> 00:55:41,503
I don't exactly remember why
I like the second one so much.

1673
00:55:41,503 --> 00:55:42,704
I remember...

1674
00:55:42,704 --> 00:55:44,640
What?
What's the matter?

1675
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,642
Sorry.
Holy God.

1676
00:55:46,642 --> 00:55:48,510
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1677
00:55:48,510 --> 00:55:51,480
He was like coming at me so ‐‐

1678
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,849
I've been to war and back,

1679
00:55:53,849 --> 00:55:56,852
and I can't even handle
a little freaking clown, like...

1680
00:55:56,852 --> 00:56:00,522
That was one of the scariest
things I've ever...

1681
00:56:02,357 --> 00:56:03,025
I'm usually like fearless,

1682
00:56:03,025 --> 00:56:05,679
and here I am like screaming
when a clown comes around.

1683
00:56:05,679 --> 00:56:06,461
and here I am like screaming
when a clown comes around.

1684
00:56:06,461 --> 00:56:07,596
You go first.

1685
00:56:08,163 --> 00:56:10,599
My God, there's so many piñatas
I can't even swing.

1686
00:56:10,599 --> 00:56:11,800
Don't crush me here.

1687
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,602
What do you think
of our couple today?

1688
00:56:21,777 --> 00:56:23,345
Jared, this is your moment.

1689
00:56:24,279 --> 00:56:25,047
Whoo!

1690
00:56:25,047 --> 00:56:27,349
What do you think is happening
in the house all summer

1691
00:56:27,349 --> 00:56:28,317
between these couples?

1692
00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:37,726
There they go.

1693
00:56:37,726 --> 00:56:39,795
Okay, we are good.

1694
00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:41,763
Look at Vinny right now,
though.

1695
00:56:41,763 --> 00:56:43,031
Yeah,
things are warming up quick.

1696
00:56:43,031 --> 00:56:46,435
Izzy and Vinny
are like now a thing.

1697
00:56:46,435 --> 00:56:47,569
Izzy is working it.

1698
00:56:47,569 --> 00:56:48,870
She is making her moves,

1699
00:56:48,870 --> 00:56:51,473
and I feel like she's kind of
zeroed in on what she wants.

1700
00:56:51,473 --> 00:56:53,308
Where are you taking me?

1701
00:56:53,308 --> 00:56:53,942
I'm just walking.

1702
00:56:53,942 --> 00:56:55,611
My connection with Vinny so far

1703
00:56:55,611 --> 00:56:56,878
definitely surprised me.

1704
00:56:56,878 --> 00:57:00,182
But if you feel it
with somebody, you do.

1705
00:57:00,182 --> 00:57:01,783
Whoo!

1706
00:57:01,783 --> 00:57:04,620
He's super sexy,
and he keeps pulling me closer,

1707
00:57:04,620 --> 00:57:05,679
and, like, you know,
we're definitely flirting.

1708
00:57:05,679 --> 00:57:07,656
and, like, you know,
we're definitely flirting.

1709
00:57:07,656 --> 00:57:09,358
But he's not kissing me.

1710
00:57:09,358 --> 00:57:10,592
He's hasn't kissed me yet.

1711
00:57:10,592 --> 00:57:12,694
I'm like,
"Just kiss me already."

1712
00:57:12,694 --> 00:57:16,698
I think Vinny's
a really good catch.

1713
00:57:16,698 --> 00:57:18,500
And I'm not scared
to go for what I want at all.

1714
00:57:25,841 --> 00:57:27,709
I was attracted to Izzy
when I saw her.

1715
00:57:27,709 --> 00:57:29,411
You know,
we had a lot in common.

1716
00:57:29,411 --> 00:57:30,746
But, you know,
coming into this,

1717
00:57:30,746 --> 00:57:31,780
I just said to myself,

1718
00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:33,682
"Don't go all in
the first night."

1719
00:57:33,682 --> 00:57:34,783
I wasn't expecting to be

1720
00:57:34,783 --> 00:57:35,679
that in‐depth with somebody
so early.

1721
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:36,752
that in‐depth with somebody
so early.

1722
00:57:36,752 --> 00:57:38,954
I mean,
I wear my heart on my sleeve,

1723
00:57:38,954 --> 00:57:42,824
so for me to share
a kiss with somebody
on the first night,

1724
00:57:42,824 --> 00:57:44,559
I mean, those are feelings.

1725
00:57:44,559 --> 00:57:46,795
I'm not just gonna go out
kissing everybody.

1726
00:57:46,795 --> 00:57:49,564
It's a big thing in my book
to kiss somebody.

1727
00:57:49,564 --> 00:57:51,900
Being in paradise, being here,

1728
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:54,503
it's a great place to
fall in love and be romantic.

1729
00:58:02,344 --> 00:58:04,079
I ain't your bitch.

1730
00:58:04,613 --> 00:58:05,679
Then don't go get us
a  drink.

1731
00:58:05,679 --> 00:58:06,048
Then don't go get us
a  drink.

1732
00:58:06,048 --> 00:58:08,850
I don't know what's
going on between Lace and Chad.

1733
00:58:08,850 --> 00:58:10,018
I don't know why they're like

1734
00:58:10,018 --> 00:58:13,555
hitting each other
and calling each other names,

1735
00:58:13,555 --> 00:58:14,589
but they're making out.

1736
00:58:14,589 --> 00:58:15,657
And, so, I'm like,
"do you like each other?

1737
00:58:15,657 --> 00:58:16,758
Do you hate each other?"

1738
00:58:16,758 --> 00:58:18,760
It's like watching
a train wreck.

1739
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,562
I shall take a refill.
Good for you.

1740
00:58:20,562 --> 00:58:21,830
Go find your pr‐‐
I'm just kidding.

1741
00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:23,131
Go find your princess.
I'm kidding.

1742
00:58:23,131 --> 00:58:25,634
Got you one.
You know she's not gonna...
get me one.

1743
00:58:25,634 --> 00:58:26,902
Damn it,
I knew you do something.

1744
00:58:26,902 --> 00:58:29,871
Their activities
seem to be escalating,

1745
00:58:29,871 --> 00:58:32,674
and the volatility
of their relationship

1746
00:58:32,674 --> 00:58:35,679
seems to be
a series of highs and lows.

1747
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:35,811
seems to be
a series of highs and lows.

1748
00:58:35,811 --> 00:58:37,813
Go find my sunglasses,
will you?

1749
00:58:37,813 --> 00:58:40,749
Those are $200 sunglasses.
Jesus.

1750
00:58:40,749 --> 00:58:42,017
I'm literally about
to punch him.

1751
00:58:42,017 --> 00:58:44,486
Like, I'm not even joking.
If I go home for this...

1752
00:58:44,486 --> 00:58:45,954
I will throw you
under a bus

1753
00:58:45,954 --> 00:58:48,490
and hold you down
and duct tie you up

1754
00:58:48,490 --> 00:58:51,727
and make sure
you smell like peppermint.

1755
00:58:51,727 --> 00:58:52,894
Are  kidding me?

1756
00:58:52,894 --> 00:58:54,062
Are you really
doing that?
Whoa? What?

1757
00:58:54,062 --> 00:58:55,797
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
- Do you really  mean that?

1758
00:58:55,797 --> 00:58:58,200
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Shut up.

1759
00:58:59,735 --> 00:59:02,437
All right, I'm sorry,
show's back on.
Okay.

1760
00:59:02,437 --> 00:59:03,672
Stop being mean.

1761
00:59:03,672 --> 00:59:05,640
Like, listen to
what you're saying.

1762
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:05,679
I told you
I would tie you to...

1763
00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:07,576
I told you
I would tie you to...

1764
00:59:07,576 --> 00:59:09,478
A railroad track.
... a train track.

1765
00:59:09,478 --> 00:59:10,946
It's a joke.

1766
00:59:10,946 --> 00:59:13,281
It doesn't matter
'cause it's not nice.
What?

1767
00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:14,116
I hate you.

1768
00:59:14,116 --> 00:59:16,818
I'm gonna drown you
in the Pacific.
Can I have a water please?

1769
00:59:16,818 --> 00:59:19,087
Lace and Chad are pretty
much savages right now.

1770
00:59:19,087 --> 00:59:22,424
Like, Lace is like,
"How dare you call me that?

1771
00:59:22,424 --> 00:59:23,859
How dare you say
those things?"

1772
00:59:23,859 --> 00:59:26,661
And Chad is like,
"Go get me a drink, bitch."

1773
00:59:26,661 --> 00:59:29,364
And Lace is like,
"Go get your own, Chad.

1774
00:59:29,364 --> 00:59:31,199
Don't be a douche bag."

1775
00:59:31,199 --> 00:59:31,733
Shh.

1776
00:59:31,733 --> 00:59:32,968
Look, I like you.
Okay, we got it.

1777
00:59:32,968 --> 00:59:34,770
What ‐‐ what do you
want to
Okay, shut up.

1778
00:59:34,770 --> 00:59:35,679
Oh, oh ‐‐
No one needs an ‐‐

1779
00:59:35,679 --> 00:59:35,871
Oh, oh ‐‐
No one needs an ‐‐

1780
00:59:35,871 --> 00:59:37,105
Oh, now you want to
We don't need ‐‐

1781
00:59:37,105 --> 00:59:38,974
No. No one needs ‐‐
Now you want
to keep it quiet?

1782
00:59:38,974 --> 00:59:41,610
Shh.
No one needs an explanation.
Now you want
to keep it quiet?

1783
00:59:41,610 --> 00:59:45,714
Unfortunately,
Chad is as much of a douche bag

1784
00:59:45,714 --> 00:59:48,583
as he came across
on JoJo's season.

1785
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:49,885
I feel like Lace
is finding herself

1786
00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:53,255
in a situation
that she can no longer control.

1787
00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:55,357
I've had enough. Go.

1788
00:59:55,357 --> 00:59:56,558
Go that way.
Go straight.

1789
00:59:56,558 --> 00:59:57,726
Hold on.
Shut up and go straight.

1790
00:59:57,726 --> 00:59:59,795
- What?
- Don't be a

1791
00:59:59,795 --> 01:00:00,829
No, not that.

1792
01:00:00,829 --> 01:00:02,664
What?!
Not that.
Not that type.

1793
01:00:02,664 --> 01:00:04,666
Did you just call me a
Not ‐‐ not that type.

1794
01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:05,679
- Shut up.
- Did you just call me a

1795
01:00:05,679 --> 01:00:06,635
- Shut up.
- Did you just call me a

1796
01:00:06,635 --> 01:00:08,670
Not that type,
not that type.

1797
01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:11,473
No, did you really ‐‐
I'm ‐‐ I'm done talking to you.

1798
01:00:11,473 --> 01:00:12,474
Like, I'm done.

1799
01:00:12,474 --> 01:00:13,742
I would like to call it

1800
01:00:13,742 --> 01:00:15,744
and say that Chad and Lace
are officially

1801
01:00:15,744 --> 01:00:18,079
the shortest relationship
in "Bachelor" history.

1802
01:00:18,079 --> 01:00:19,948
- Are you seriously?
-  Why did you just call me a

1803
01:00:19,948 --> 01:00:21,683
You are not being the Lace
I know right now.

1804
01:00:21,683 --> 01:00:22,751
Why did you just call me
a

1805
01:00:22,751 --> 01:00:25,754
I clocked that one in at,
uh, two hours.

1806
01:00:25,754 --> 01:00:27,656
Stop it.
Get out of my face.

1807
01:00:27,656 --> 01:00:29,090
I'm over it.

1808
01:00:29,090 --> 01:00:31,359
Nothing.
I want you to go away.

1809
01:00:31,359 --> 01:00:33,028
Good.  off.

1810
01:00:33,829 --> 01:00:35,679
They went from starting out
meeting each other

1811
01:00:35,679 --> 01:00:35,997
They went from starting out
meeting each other

1812
01:00:35,997 --> 01:00:39,768
to like the worst divorce
that ever happened,

1813
01:00:39,768 --> 01:00:42,938
and it happened in
the shortest amount
of time ever.

1814
01:00:42,938 --> 01:00:46,241
I was not super attracted,
obviously.

1815
01:00:46,241 --> 01:00:46,842
But I did it.

1816
01:00:46,842 --> 01:00:47,809
I want to give her
a chance,

1817
01:00:47,809 --> 01:00:48,844
as in I want
to get to meet her

1818
01:00:48,844 --> 01:00:49,845
not just based on looks.
Yeah.

1819
01:00:49,845 --> 01:00:51,413
But I want to see
what she's like.

1820
01:00:51,413 --> 01:00:51,947
I want to see
what can happen.

1821
01:00:51,947 --> 01:00:53,548
Plus,
I don't want to go home.
Right.

1822
01:00:53,548 --> 01:00:55,083
And, um...

1823
01:00:56,651 --> 01:00:57,853
I wonder what happened.

1824
01:00:57,853 --> 01:00:59,588
- I wonder what happened.
- And, uh...

1825
01:00:59,588 --> 01:01:02,724
Love you.
All right, buh‐bye.

1826
01:01:33,822 --> 01:01:35,457
I've had it with him.

1827
01:01:35,457 --> 01:01:35,679
Like, I've had it tonight
with him.

1828
01:01:35,679 --> 01:01:37,325
Like, I've had it tonight
with him.

1829
01:01:37,325 --> 01:01:38,460
He is mean.

1830
01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:39,060
I'm disappointed.

1831
01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:43,665
On a scale of 1 to 9,
I'm a 9 disappointed.

1832
01:01:43,665 --> 01:01:45,367
Stop. Stop.
I like you.

1833
01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:47,002
One slight kiss.
No.

1834
01:01:47,002 --> 01:01:50,672
That... looks like
it's about to get real scary.

1835
01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:52,541
Me and you, me and you.
Calm down, calm down.

1836
01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:53,675
Calm down right now,
calm down.

1837
01:01:53,675 --> 01:01:54,943
You're hammered.
Me and you right now.

1838
01:01:54,943 --> 01:01:56,745
Okay. Let's go to ‐‐
Let's go to the beach.

1839
01:01:56,745 --> 01:01:58,680
No, let's go chill,
be quiet.

1840
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,683
She's got
the longest legs ever.
Yeah, she does.

1841
01:02:01,683 --> 01:02:03,218
- Go get water.
- Go to that

1842
01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:03,752
Water.

1843
01:02:03,752 --> 01:02:04,686
This a train wreck.

1844
01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:05,679
Like ‐‐
Dude, he called her ‐‐

1845
01:02:05,679 --> 01:02:05,687
Like ‐‐
Dude, he called her ‐‐

1846
01:02:05,687 --> 01:02:07,556
he called her a bitch
several times.

1847
01:02:07,556 --> 01:02:08,990
Oh, no, constantly.

1848
01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:13,328
I feel like God mailed it in
the day he made Chad.

1849
01:02:13,328 --> 01:02:14,429
It was like, "Eh."

1850
01:02:14,429 --> 01:02:15,664
His heart wasn't in it.

1851
01:02:15,664 --> 01:02:17,599
Where's that bitch, dude?
Hey.

1852
01:02:17,599 --> 01:02:20,602
You're watching
the disaster unfold.

1853
01:02:20,602 --> 01:02:24,339
Like, you know watching
Lace and Chad right now

1854
01:02:24,339 --> 01:02:26,741
that if this continues,

1855
01:02:26,741 --> 01:02:30,145
it is gonna get so messy.

1856
01:02:40,454 --> 01:02:42,923
- Beautiful, beautiful.
- Oh, suck that

1857
01:02:42,923 --> 01:02:44,158
Oh, gorgeous.

1858
01:02:44,158 --> 01:02:45,259
Lace and Chad definitely had

1859
01:02:45,259 --> 01:02:46,560
a lot of intimate moments
tonight,

1860
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,130
but then she realized,
probably, Chad's crazy.

1861
01:02:49,130 --> 01:02:51,165
But it took her a while.

1862
01:02:51,165 --> 01:02:53,200
‐He's looking for you.
‐Oh, boy.

1863
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,235
I'm done.

1864
01:02:54,235 --> 01:02:55,336
Like, get out of my face.

1865
01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:57,438
Like, I've had enough.
I've had it with Chad.

1866
01:02:57,438 --> 01:03:00,508
Like, he is a mean person,
and I can't do it.

1867
01:03:00,508 --> 01:03:03,283
Everyone's
so nice and genuine,

1868
01:03:03,283 --> 01:03:03,511
Everyone's
so nice and genuine,

1869
01:03:03,511 --> 01:03:07,048
and, like, I just can't
distance myself from everyone

1870
01:03:07,048 --> 01:03:08,115
just for Chad.

1871
01:03:08,115 --> 01:03:09,417
Just walk away.

1872
01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:11,252
Like, don't give into it.

1873
01:03:11,252 --> 01:03:13,354
It's not a part
of your story anymore,

1874
01:03:13,354 --> 01:03:15,923
so just move on.

1875
01:03:15,923 --> 01:03:17,358
I'll murder everyone here

1876
01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:20,227
and build them
into a bottle ‐‐ bottle.

1877
01:03:20,227 --> 01:03:21,362
People are really scared, man.

1878
01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:22,363
They're worried.
No, I'm ‐‐

1879
01:03:22,363 --> 01:03:23,597
They're worried, man.
Worried?

1880
01:03:23,597 --> 01:03:26,100
Like, they think that
you might be psychotic.

1881
01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:27,234
No!

1882
01:03:27,234 --> 01:03:28,469
I mean, no.

1883
01:03:28,469 --> 01:03:31,038
Do you think
you're still like Hitler?

1884
01:03:31,038 --> 01:03:32,873
No!

1885
01:03:32,873 --> 01:03:33,283
No!

1886
01:03:33,283 --> 01:03:34,108
No!

1887
01:03:34,108 --> 01:03:35,509
Maybe Daniel was right

1888
01:03:35,509 --> 01:03:38,579
when he suggested
that acting like Mussolini

1889
01:03:38,579 --> 01:03:41,549
would have been in a step
in the right direction.

1890
01:03:41,549 --> 01:03:44,518
I thought that was a ridiculous
statement by Daniel.

1891
01:03:44,518 --> 01:03:46,554
Daniel might be smarter
than we think.

1892
01:03:46,554 --> 01:03:48,556
People are really scared
right now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1893
01:03:48,556 --> 01:03:50,257
What?
People are getting
really scared.

1894
01:03:50,257 --> 01:03:51,759
They think you're, like, uh,
like a cannibal.

1895
01:03:51,759 --> 01:03:55,162
I'll kill your children
and murder your family.
Yeah, exactly.

1896
01:03:55,162 --> 01:03:57,231
They think you're ‐‐

1897
01:03:57,231 --> 01:03:58,332
they think you're
the Hannibal Lecter.

1898
01:03:58,332 --> 01:04:00,167
Dollah, dollah bill,
y'all.

1899
01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:01,335
There's a ledge where Chad,

1900
01:04:01,335 --> 01:04:03,204
you know,
he's walking, walking,

1901
01:04:03,204 --> 01:04:03,283
and it's like, yo,

1902
01:04:03,283 --> 01:04:04,271
and it's like, yo,

1903
01:04:04,271 --> 01:04:05,373
he can't turn back
and he can't turn back.

1904
01:04:05,373 --> 01:04:07,007
And then
you go over the ledge.

1905
01:04:07,007 --> 01:04:08,175
And then it's like
you can't ‐‐

1906
01:04:08,175 --> 01:04:09,877
you can't come back
over the ledge.

1907
01:04:09,877 --> 01:04:10,411
You're screwed.

1908
01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:11,612
People are scared.
Like, they ‐‐

1909
01:04:11,612 --> 01:04:14,215
they don't want you
to cross that bridge.
Good luck.

1910
01:04:14,215 --> 01:04:16,150
People are
scared of you.

1911
01:04:18,252 --> 01:04:21,188
He ‐‐ he is the Hulk.

1912
01:04:25,059 --> 01:04:26,293
Chad's talking about murder,

1913
01:04:26,293 --> 01:04:28,662
rape, killing, sucking,
everything bad.

1914
01:04:28,662 --> 01:04:31,465
He was like a rocket ship,
and he just went off.

1915
01:04:31,465 --> 01:04:33,283
He's on the moon right now,
and he can't come back down.

1916
01:04:33,283 --> 01:04:34,235
He's on the moon right now,
and he can't come back down.

1917
01:04:34,235 --> 01:04:36,170
No one's gonna let him
come back from the moon.

1918
01:04:36,170 --> 01:04:37,171
You're on the moon.

1919
01:04:37,171 --> 01:04:38,239
You might as well
look for cheese

1920
01:04:38,239 --> 01:04:40,040
or whatever they have up there,
you know?

1921
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:42,009
So...

1922
01:04:49,216 --> 01:04:50,317
Oh, boy.

1923
01:04:50,317 --> 01:04:51,419
Every time Chad's around,

1924
01:04:51,419 --> 01:04:52,520
like,
it just makes me nervous

1925
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,156
'cause that's actually
scary and abusive

1926
01:04:55,156 --> 01:04:56,857
and weird behavior that...

1927
01:04:58,058 --> 01:04:59,393
...that shouldn't be happening.

1928
01:04:59,393 --> 01:05:00,661
So, some guy

1929
01:05:00,661 --> 01:05:03,283
that's gonna give
one of us a rose...
Yeah.

1930
01:05:03,283 --> 01:05:04,265
that's gonna give
one of us a rose...
Yeah.

1931
01:05:04,265 --> 01:05:07,168
...is also the same guy
that calls us...

1932
01:05:07,168 --> 01:05:08,369
What did he call you?
... A turd.

1933
01:05:08,369 --> 01:05:12,273
Really, really respectful.
Mm‐hmm.

1934
01:05:12,273 --> 01:05:15,209
Wow,
did somebody just say that?
Yeah.

1935
01:05:15,209 --> 01:05:16,277
Mm‐hmm.

1936
01:05:16,277 --> 01:05:17,411
I hit, like, a tipping point

1937
01:05:17,411 --> 01:05:19,346
because I didn't
come to paradise

1938
01:05:19,346 --> 01:05:23,083
to be surrounded by,
you know,

1939
01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:27,321
drunk, aggressive,
abusive jerks.

1940
01:05:27,321 --> 01:05:29,356
The way you're talking
about women

1941
01:05:29,356 --> 01:05:31,192
is so disrespectful.

1942
01:05:31,192 --> 01:05:33,027
I want
nothing to do with it.

1943
01:05:33,027 --> 01:05:33,283
Nothing.

1944
01:05:33,283 --> 01:05:34,895
Nothing.

1945
01:05:35,763 --> 01:05:39,834
Now, that's hilarious.
Just go for it, go for it.
No, it's not hilarious.

1946
01:05:39,834 --> 01:05:40,401
It's really not.

1947
01:05:40,401 --> 01:05:42,903
- You know what?
- that one‐armed bitch.

1948
01:05:42,903 --> 01:05:44,004
I don't give a

1949
01:05:44,605 --> 01:05:47,608
- Dude, I think you got to go.
- You suck that

1950
01:05:47,608 --> 01:05:50,377
So, either you leave...
There you go. There you go.
There you go.

1951
01:05:50,377 --> 01:05:52,179
... or I leave and I...
Hey, that's cool.

1952
01:05:52,179 --> 01:05:53,180
Keep sucking that

1953
01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:55,716
Keep sucking
that fame

1954
01:05:56,217 --> 01:05:57,384
Cool.

1955
01:05:57,384 --> 01:06:00,421
I'm ‐‐ I'm blown away
by how disrespectful he is.

1956
01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:03,283
I've never in my life
seen somebody so arrogant

1957
01:06:03,283 --> 01:06:06,293
I've never in my life
seen somebody so arrogant

1958
01:06:06,293 --> 01:06:09,463
and have complete disregard
for people's feelings.

1959
01:06:09,463 --> 01:06:11,265
Dollah, dollah bill,
y'all.

1960
01:06:11,265 --> 01:06:13,300
Dollah, dollah bill.

1961
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:15,603
Enough is enough.

1962
01:06:30,518 --> 01:06:32,253
I'm so mad because

1963
01:06:32,253 --> 01:06:33,283
to let Chad
stay on the show

1964
01:06:33,283 --> 01:06:34,321
to let Chad
stay on the show

1965
01:06:34,321 --> 01:06:37,324
and talk about women
the way that he does...

1966
01:06:40,327 --> 01:06:43,264
...Like, I just ‐‐
I just can't. I can't.

1967
01:06:43,264 --> 01:06:46,333
Like, I came back here
for a real shot at it,

1968
01:06:46,333 --> 01:06:48,202
and I really wanted
to meet someone.

1969
01:06:48,202 --> 01:06:51,205
And this is not how

1970
01:06:51,205 --> 01:06:54,308
I wanted to spend
my first night in paradise.

1971
01:06:54,308 --> 01:06:55,309
No, no, no.
Dude, dude, dude.

1972
01:06:55,309 --> 01:06:57,678
off. No  off!

1973
01:06:58,178 --> 01:07:00,915
Dude.
I just want to talk.

1974
01:07:00,915 --> 01:07:03,217
If you try to do

1975
01:07:03,217 --> 01:07:03,283
what you think you're gonna
do... off.

1976
01:07:03,283 --> 01:07:05,619
what you think you're gonna
do... off.

1977
01:07:09,323 --> 01:07:11,525
That escalated quickly.

1978
01:07:11,525 --> 01:07:14,128
Chad's just gone off the rails.

1979
01:07:14,128 --> 01:07:15,429
It's honestly shocking to me

1980
01:07:15,429 --> 01:07:17,431
how he could come in
so contrite,

1981
01:07:17,431 --> 01:07:19,533
so ready to make peace
with everyone,

1982
01:07:19,533 --> 01:07:22,269
and then be able
to flip a switch that quickly

1983
01:07:22,269 --> 01:07:24,972
into a psycho rage.

1984
01:07:24,972 --> 01:07:26,140
It's mind‐boggling.

1985
01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:28,042
I'm telling you right now,
buddy, that was bad.

1986
01:07:28,042 --> 01:07:29,276
These people
aren't happy right now.

1987
01:07:29,276 --> 01:07:30,411
You're talking
to some girls

1988
01:07:30,411 --> 01:07:31,579
who've never done
anything wrong,

1989
01:07:31,579 --> 01:07:33,283
and you're telling them
some inappropriate stuff.

1990
01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:34,214
and you're telling them
some inappropriate stuff.

1991
01:07:34,214 --> 01:07:36,283
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Chill the  out.

1992
01:07:36,283 --> 01:07:37,618
If you're saying
what you're saying,

1993
01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:40,220
like, "hey, you'll probably
get murdered,"

1994
01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:42,656
It's just gonna like ‐‐
That doesn't make sense.

1995
01:07:42,656 --> 01:07:45,793
"Dude, let's get murdered,
but like together.

1996
01:07:45,793 --> 01:07:46,660
Let's do it.

1997
01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:49,330
No, dude, listen.
Listen.
Why you being such a bitch,
dude?

1998
01:07:49,330 --> 01:07:51,432
No, I'm not, 'cause, dude ‐‐
Why you being so unmurdery?

1999
01:07:51,432 --> 01:07:53,834
I could joke around
and whatnot ‐‐
You're being so unmurdery.

2000
01:07:53,834 --> 01:07:57,304
I can joke around with you lots,
but listen ‐‐
You're being so unmurdery.

2001
01:07:57,304 --> 01:07:59,306
I'm just trying
to give you some advice.

2002
01:07:59,306 --> 01:08:00,274
That's it.
Pbht. Pbht.

2003
01:08:00,274 --> 01:08:01,375
I'm trying to give you
some advice.

2004
01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:02,443
Oh, yeah,
I'm gonna be like,

2005
01:08:02,443 --> 01:08:03,283
"Ooh, I don't want
to get unmurdered."

2006
01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:05,312
"Ooh, I don't want
to get unmurdered."

2007
01:08:05,312 --> 01:08:07,114
When he's intoxicated,

2008
01:08:07,114 --> 01:08:09,516
he's like, you know,
a crazy drunk poet,

2009
01:08:09,516 --> 01:08:12,419
who's  a pirate,
you know?

2010
01:08:12,419 --> 01:08:15,255
I just ‐‐
I wanted to make out with ‐‐

2011
01:08:15,255 --> 01:08:17,224
You're not making out
with anyone tonight.

2012
01:08:17,224 --> 01:08:18,659
I mean, impossible.

2013
01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:21,428
I already
made out with her.
Yeah, you did.

2014
01:08:21,428 --> 01:08:24,231
You got a better chance
of making out with turtle

2015
01:08:24,231 --> 01:08:26,166
than a girl tonight.

2016
01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:28,569
You really had ‐‐
your chances are slim to none.

2017
01:08:28,569 --> 01:08:31,805
Now you're making me want
to throw your ass down.

2018
01:08:31,805 --> 01:08:33,107
I... will.

2019
01:08:33,107 --> 01:08:33,283
Don't be a...

2020
01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:34,341
Don't be a...

2021
01:08:34,341 --> 01:08:36,110
I'm being honest
and realistic with you.

2022
01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:37,344
No... off, man.

2023
01:08:37,344 --> 01:08:39,980
I'm...serious, man.

2024
01:08:39,980 --> 01:08:40,614
I'm...serious.

2025
01:08:40,614 --> 01:08:42,383
You better not swing at me
like that again, bro.

2026
01:08:42,383 --> 01:08:44,451
I'll take you down.

2027
01:08:44,451 --> 01:08:47,488
I'll take you down
to Chinatown.

2028
01:08:47,488 --> 01:08:49,289
I didn't want to have
to knock him out on his ass.

2029
01:08:49,289 --> 01:08:50,591
It'd be too easy.

2030
01:08:50,591 --> 01:08:52,559
But, I mean, I will
punch a friend if I
have to, no problem.

2031
01:08:52,559 --> 01:08:54,194
I've done it before,
I'll do it again.

2032
01:08:54,194 --> 01:08:55,195
No problem.

2033
01:09:09,343 --> 01:09:11,278
I don't mind some
joking around here and there,

2034
01:09:11,278 --> 01:09:13,247
but this was ridiculous.

2035
01:09:13,247 --> 01:09:15,582
He's public enemy number 1.

2036
01:09:15,582 --> 01:09:18,986
And it's not just
public enemy number 1.

2037
01:09:18,986 --> 01:09:19,653
It's that the girls are

2038
01:09:19,653 --> 01:09:23,190
definitely not giving him a rose
the next time around.

2039
01:09:23,190 --> 01:09:24,491
So he's freaking screwed.

2040
01:09:24,491 --> 01:09:28,228
Very few people
I have zero respect for.

2041
01:09:28,228 --> 01:09:30,464
Um, Chad's one of them.

2042
01:09:30,464 --> 01:09:33,283
Chad's behavior here
doesn't belong.

2043
01:09:33,283 --> 01:09:33,400
Chad's behavior here
doesn't belong.

2044
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,969
How many times
has Chad crossed the line?

2045
01:09:35,969 --> 01:09:37,638
Chad needs to leave.

2046
01:10:20,047 --> 01:10:21,515
We're in day 2 now.

2047
01:10:21,515 --> 01:10:24,251
And even though
things got weird,

2048
01:10:24,251 --> 01:10:26,487
people are
forming relationships.

2049
01:10:26,487 --> 01:10:29,289
Vinny and Izzy
are together.

2050
01:10:29,289 --> 01:10:30,457
Uh, Grant and Lace,

2051
01:10:30,457 --> 01:10:33,260
they seem like they're
hitting it off pretty well.

2052
01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:35,429
Also, Jared and Jubilee
went on a date.

2053
01:10:35,429 --> 01:10:37,698
I haven't seen much of Chad.

2054
01:10:47,374 --> 01:10:49,710
Why the...don't I have
any underwear on?

2055
01:10:51,478 --> 01:10:53,213
I've never seen Chad
that drunk.

2056
01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:55,182
I've never seen anyone
that drunk in a long time.

2057
01:10:55,182 --> 01:10:56,884
I mean, he couldn't form
a sentence.

2058
01:10:56,884 --> 01:10:59,052
Oh, man.

2059
01:10:59,486 --> 01:11:01,355
- I can't believe Chad.
- I'm really disappointed.

2060
01:11:01,355 --> 01:11:03,357
I think he has mental issues
since his mom died or something.

2061
01:11:03,357 --> 01:11:06,193
There's no excuse
for what Chad did.

2062
01:11:06,193 --> 01:11:08,228
I mean, none, zero.

2063
01:11:08,228 --> 01:11:12,099
What he did is
bizarre, weird behavior

2064
01:11:12,099 --> 01:11:13,843
that is not human.

2065
01:11:13,843 --> 01:11:14,868
that is not human.

2066
01:11:17,504 --> 01:11:19,106
Part of me is just like ‐‐

2067
01:11:19,106 --> 01:11:20,440
just sad
because he's like ‐‐

2068
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,242
somewhere deep down,
like there's ‐‐

2069
01:11:22,242 --> 01:11:24,411
there's like
a person in there.

2070
01:11:24,411 --> 01:11:28,382
And I just think
he's completely lost himself.

2071
01:11:28,382 --> 01:11:30,284
I kept having
these dreams of, like, Chad,

2072
01:11:30,284 --> 01:11:32,319
like walking around
like

2073
01:11:32,319 --> 01:11:33,453
and just peeing on
everything.

2074
01:11:33,453 --> 01:11:35,455
Chad lost his mind last night.

2075
01:11:35,455 --> 01:11:36,523
I think he had too much
to drink,

2076
01:11:36,523 --> 01:11:37,624
and not only
did he lose his mind,

2077
01:11:37,624 --> 01:11:41,862
but he lost all the contents
in his body.

2078
01:11:43,597 --> 01:11:43,843
Apparently he pooped his pants.

2079
01:11:43,843 --> 01:11:46,266
Apparently he pooped his pants.

2080
01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:04,251
That was a weird night.

2081
01:12:04,251 --> 01:12:07,354
I'm, like, so curious about
what he has to say.

2082
01:12:07,354 --> 01:12:10,290
Last night Hurricane Chad
hit really, really hard.

2083
01:12:10,290 --> 01:12:13,843
I think that his behavior
is extremely rude.

2084
01:12:13,843 --> 01:12:13,927
I think that his behavior
is extremely rude.

2085
01:12:15,462 --> 01:12:17,364
Especially
for everyone else here

2086
01:12:17,364 --> 01:12:19,166
that's taking this
seriously.

2087
01:12:19,166 --> 01:12:20,801
Why is he here?

2088
01:12:21,835 --> 01:12:22,870
Hey.

2089
01:12:24,304 --> 01:12:25,806
Anybody got
a bottle of water?

2090
01:12:34,448 --> 01:12:36,316
I don't have
any sympathy for Chad.

2091
01:12:36,316 --> 01:12:39,353
He's an adult, and I feel like
we all make mistakes.

2092
01:12:39,353 --> 01:12:41,221
We all act stupid sometimes,

2093
01:12:41,221 --> 01:12:42,322
but, like, at one point,

2094
01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:43,843
I was scared
for multiple people.

2095
01:12:43,843 --> 01:12:45,993
I was scared
for multiple people.

2096
01:12:48,128 --> 01:12:49,329
I'm just over Chad.

2097
01:12:49,329 --> 01:12:52,065
He just has a way
of bringing people down.

2098
01:12:52,065 --> 01:12:53,233
It's just bad energy.

2099
01:12:53,233 --> 01:12:54,334
So, he's just kind of messed up

2100
01:12:54,334 --> 01:12:56,236
all the excitement
and optimism that we have

2101
01:12:56,236 --> 01:12:58,572
about being here in paradise.

2102
01:12:59,573 --> 01:13:02,876
How are you getting
offended at anything?

2103
01:13:02,876 --> 01:13:03,443
Stop getting offended.

2104
01:13:03,443 --> 01:13:05,379
I'm offended
that you're offended.

2105
01:13:05,379 --> 01:13:08,048
The only person
who should be offended

2106
01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,750
was, you know,
Army McArminson.

2107
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:13,843
‐Hey, guys!
‐Oh, it's Chris Harrison.

2108
01:13:13,843 --> 01:13:14,621
‐Hey, guys!
‐Oh, it's Chris Harrison.

2109
01:13:14,621 --> 01:13:18,025
‐Oh, Chris. Here we go.
‐Come up into the rose palapa.

2110
01:13:21,495 --> 01:13:23,397
Chris Harrison shows up,

2111
01:13:23,397 --> 01:13:25,132
and usually when he does that,

2112
01:13:25,132 --> 01:13:26,400
something important
is going on.

2113
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:30,003
Everybody's like,
"Okay, this is about Chad."

2114
01:13:31,204 --> 01:13:32,506
Can I get some Chardonnay?

2115
01:13:32,506 --> 01:13:35,575
As crazy as it sounds,
I see the old Lace in Chad.

2116
01:13:35,575 --> 01:13:38,312
Like, he's the guy version
of the old Lace.

2117
01:13:38,312 --> 01:13:40,247
I feel bad for him.

2118
01:13:40,247 --> 01:13:43,843
Like, the guy's so not
self‐aware about anything.

2119
01:13:43,843 --> 01:13:44,384
Like, the guy's so not
self‐aware about anything.

2120
01:13:44,384 --> 01:13:47,354
Don't hate me
when you talk to
me one on one.

2121
01:13:47,354 --> 01:13:48,655
I'm a regular human.

2122
01:13:48,655 --> 01:13:51,358
Are you trying to convince us
that you're a regular human?

2123
01:13:51,358 --> 01:13:53,827
He's not Homo sapiens.

2124
01:13:54,895 --> 01:13:56,964
Jelly.

2125
01:13:56,964 --> 01:13:58,098
Good morning.

2126
01:13:58,098 --> 01:13:59,099
‐Morning.
‐Morning.

2127
01:13:59,099 --> 01:14:03,103
So, it's been
brought to my attention

2128
01:14:03,103 --> 01:14:04,738
things got a little out of hand
last night.

2129
01:14:05,872 --> 01:14:08,175
Chad.
<i>Sí.</i>

2130
01:14:08,175 --> 01:14:09,343
What happened?

2131
01:14:09,343 --> 01:14:11,645
Um, probably not happy
about the fact

2132
01:14:11,645 --> 01:14:13,843
that I called a few people out,
in general, again,

2133
01:14:13,843 --> 01:14:15,349
that I called a few people out,
in general, again,

2134
01:14:15,349 --> 01:14:18,251
upon the fact that some people
all want to present this image.

2135
01:14:18,251 --> 01:14:19,987
Like, "Oh, I'm such
a good person."

2136
01:14:19,987 --> 01:14:21,188
Right.

2137
01:14:21,188 --> 01:14:23,390
Did anybody else
take last night differently?

2138
01:14:23,390 --> 01:14:27,227
I think you were incredibly
disrespectful last night.

2139
01:14:27,227 --> 01:14:31,198
And you said really
horrible things to Lace

2140
01:14:31,198 --> 01:14:35,135
and just about women
and to me and...

2141
01:14:35,135 --> 01:14:36,636
She didn't seem to mind.

2142
01:14:36,937 --> 01:14:38,005
Have you asked me?

2143
01:14:38,005 --> 01:14:39,072
Do you mind?
Yeah.

2144
01:14:39,072 --> 01:14:41,241
I ‐‐ I kept trying to
talk to you last night

2145
01:14:41,241 --> 01:14:42,342
because I cared.

2146
01:14:42,342 --> 01:14:43,843
But, like, I kept telling you
to just be humble

2147
01:14:43,843 --> 01:14:44,211
But, like, I kept telling you
to just be humble

2148
01:14:44,211 --> 01:14:46,113
and try and respect
everyone around us

2149
01:14:46,113 --> 01:14:48,181
'cause you kept talking.
You know I'm humble.

2150
01:14:48,181 --> 01:14:49,616
But that's what ‐‐ that was
the problem last night.

2151
01:14:49,616 --> 01:14:51,218
Obviously, anybody's gonna
change a little bit.
Like ‐‐ Okay.

2152
01:14:51,218 --> 01:14:52,853
I'm not even ‐‐
I'm not even talking to you.

2153
01:14:55,889 --> 01:14:57,858
I hate Chad.

2154
01:14:57,858 --> 01:14:59,359
<i>Hate.</i>

2155
01:14:59,359 --> 01:15:01,261
If he's staying,
I don't want to be here.

2156
01:15:01,261 --> 01:15:03,296
Pizzle your brizzle.
Like, pump the brakes.

2157
01:15:03,296 --> 01:15:05,599
I didn't do anything
that bad.

2158
01:15:05,599 --> 01:15:08,101
Anybody's gonna change
when they get attacked again.

2159
01:15:08,101 --> 01:15:09,302
You know,
that's the way it goes.

2160
01:15:09,302 --> 01:15:11,238
Is this really the time
to be glib?

2161
01:15:11,238 --> 01:15:12,439
This is not the time
to be glib.

2162
01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:13,843
I don't know
what that means,

2163
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:14,074
I don't know
what that means,

2164
01:15:14,074 --> 01:15:15,442
but it's probably
not the time to do that.

2165
01:15:15,442 --> 01:15:17,310
Honestly, I was looking forward
to meeting you.

2166
01:15:17,310 --> 01:15:19,246
I thought, like, you might be
pretty interesting.

2167
01:15:19,246 --> 01:15:20,447
Yeah,
well, talk to me alone.

2168
01:15:20,447 --> 01:15:21,982
I haven't ‐‐
I haven't had a chance.

2169
01:15:21,982 --> 01:15:22,516
You showed up, you ‐‐

2170
01:15:22,516 --> 01:15:24,184
I don't know,
you seemed pretty drunk.

2171
01:15:24,184 --> 01:15:25,585
I introduced myself,
and then next thing you know,

2172
01:15:25,585 --> 01:15:27,754
like, you're just
calling Lace a bitch.

2173
01:15:27,754 --> 01:15:29,689
And then you're calling ‐‐
telling Sarah to suck a

2174
01:15:29,689 --> 01:15:32,125
It's like,
it's gets a little old.
That's not what I said.

2175
01:15:32,125 --> 01:15:33,226
That's not what I said.

2176
01:15:33,226 --> 01:15:34,394
Do you remember
what you said?

2177
01:15:34,394 --> 01:15:36,163
What's going on?
There's a lot of people

2178
01:15:36,163 --> 01:15:37,364
who were excited
to get to know you.

2179
01:15:37,364 --> 01:15:39,032
And then you show up,
and you're just like,

2180
01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:40,033
"I'm gonna murder everyone."

2181
01:15:40,033 --> 01:15:41,201
You know,
like, it's just ‐‐

2182
01:15:41,201 --> 01:15:43,136
- it's not that funny.
- Here's the thing ‐‐

2183
01:15:43,136 --> 01:15:43,843
this was a second chance

2184
01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:44,204
this was a second chance

2185
01:15:44,204 --> 01:15:46,073
for everybody to come in here
and find love.

2186
01:15:46,073 --> 01:15:47,407
Right,
that's why we're here.

2187
01:15:47,407 --> 01:15:49,476
This was also
a second chance for you.

2188
01:15:49,476 --> 01:15:54,214
We all came here
to be in paradise.

2189
01:15:54,214 --> 01:15:56,116
In a matter of one night,

2190
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,317
you have turned this
into hell.

2191
01:15:57,317 --> 01:15:59,286
Come on, man.
In one night.

2192
01:15:59,286 --> 01:16:01,188
I saw
what you said to Sarah.

2193
01:16:01,188 --> 01:16:03,023
I saw
what you did to Lace.

2194
01:16:03,023 --> 01:16:04,257
It's joking.
It's jokes.

2195
01:16:04,257 --> 01:16:06,193
Like, why can't y'all
take jokes?

2196
01:16:06,193 --> 01:16:07,627
I saw what you did
to the staff ‐‐

2197
01:16:07,627 --> 01:16:11,298
being belligerent to the staff
of this hotel.

2198
01:16:11,298 --> 01:16:12,399
What are you
talking about?

2199
01:16:12,399 --> 01:16:13,843
I was friendly
to the staff of the hotel.

2200
01:16:13,843 --> 01:16:14,267
I was friendly
to the staff of the hotel.

2201
01:16:14,267 --> 01:16:17,003
You told everybody
at this hotel last night

2202
01:16:17,003 --> 01:16:18,305
to suck a

2203
01:16:18,305 --> 01:16:19,406
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.

2204
01:16:19,406 --> 01:16:20,607
Don't put that
in my mouth.

2205
01:16:20,607 --> 01:16:23,176
Yeah.
What are you
talking about, man?

2206
01:16:23,176 --> 01:16:24,244
Oh, no,
I'm not even ‐‐
So...

2207
01:16:24,244 --> 01:16:25,245
I'm not even
gonna do this.

2208
01:16:25,245 --> 01:16:26,246
It ‐‐ it doesn't matter

2209
01:16:26,246 --> 01:16:27,481
whether you're
gonna do this or not.

2210
01:16:27,481 --> 01:16:30,117
You had a chance
to turn over new leaf,

2211
01:16:30,117 --> 01:16:32,052
and you didn't.

2212
01:16:34,454 --> 01:16:37,357
And so, on behalf of everybody,
I am sorry.

2213
01:16:37,357 --> 01:16:39,960
I thought
this could work out.

2214
01:16:40,994 --> 01:16:42,629
It didn't.

2215
01:16:44,197 --> 01:16:46,032
I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave.

2216
01:16:46,032 --> 01:16:46,933
What?

2217
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:57,844
I'm asking you
to leave paradise right now.

2218
01:16:59,112 --> 01:17:00,914
Wow, you serious?

2219
01:17:00,914 --> 01:17:01,548
Yeah, dead serious.

2220
01:17:01,548 --> 01:17:03,483
Okay, well, I'm not gonna, like,
walk off right now.

2221
01:17:03,483 --> 01:17:05,752
I'm just gonna keep
sitting here.

2222
01:17:11,925 --> 01:17:12,592
Are you serious?

2223
01:17:12,592 --> 01:17:14,194
I'm dead serious.
That doesn't even make,
like ‐‐

2224
01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:15,361
What are you doing?

2225
01:17:15,361 --> 01:17:17,497
Why are you talking to me now?

2226
01:17:17,497 --> 01:17:18,904
Are you mad
'cause I talked to other girls?

2227
01:17:18,904 --> 01:17:19,265
Are you mad
'cause I talked to other girls?

2228
01:17:19,265 --> 01:17:22,101
What are you mad
at me about?

2229
01:17:22,101 --> 01:17:23,436
Don't put this on me,
Chad.

2230
01:17:23,436 --> 01:17:25,305
I'm sorry, man.
You got to go.
You're really gonna ‐‐

2231
01:17:25,305 --> 01:17:26,406
you're gonna send me home
'cause of this?

2232
01:17:26,406 --> 01:17:28,408
Are you serious?
Like, what ‐‐

2233
01:17:28,408 --> 01:17:30,109
I'm dead serious.
Well, and ‐‐

2234
01:17:30,109 --> 01:17:31,311
There's no chance
I can stay then?

2235
01:17:31,311 --> 01:17:33,313
Like, so it doesn't matter
what I do right now, yeah?

2236
01:17:33,313 --> 01:17:35,315
No one wants you here.

2237
01:17:35,315 --> 01:17:37,250
That's so messed up, man.

2238
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:38,484
I ‐‐ I just can't believe,
like, y'all are ‐‐

2239
01:17:38,484 --> 01:17:40,119
y'all are all
really gonna, like,

2240
01:17:40,119 --> 01:17:41,321
pretend like
you're such good people,

2241
01:17:41,321 --> 01:17:42,422
that like,
I make a couple jokes,

2242
01:17:42,422 --> 01:17:43,656
and now y'all are so upset.

2243
01:17:43,656 --> 01:17:45,491
I think there's a difference
between making jokes

2244
01:17:45,491 --> 01:17:47,460
and being disrespectful to
the women that live here.

2245
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:48,904
Huge difference.
Disrespectful?

2246
01:17:48,904 --> 01:17:49,462
Huge difference.
Disrespectful?

2247
01:17:49,462 --> 01:17:51,297
You're just arguing
instead of just owning up.

2248
01:17:51,297 --> 01:17:52,665
What do you want me
to do?
Nothing.

2249
01:17:52,665 --> 01:17:55,134
Apologize ‐‐
you should apologize.
I haven't even heard
an apology.

2250
01:17:55,134 --> 01:17:56,536
I'm sorry, okay.
It's done with.

2251
01:17:56,536 --> 01:17:58,338
It's ‐‐ it's done and ‐‐
it's done with now.

2252
01:17:58,338 --> 01:17:59,339
Okay, it happened.

2253
01:17:59,339 --> 01:18:00,573
But you ‐‐
you arguing this whole time

2254
01:18:00,573 --> 01:18:02,475
instead of just
apologizing and owning up,

2255
01:18:02,475 --> 01:18:04,277
you probably
could've saved yourself.

2256
01:18:04,277 --> 01:18:06,212
And now you have to leave
because you can't

2257
01:18:06,212 --> 01:18:07,513
take responsibility
for your actions

2258
01:18:07,513 --> 01:18:09,449
and just want to be
arrogant.

2259
01:18:09,449 --> 01:18:11,884
Like I told you last night,
you're arrogant.
I'm not being arrogant.

2260
01:18:11,884 --> 01:18:13,119
Just stop.

2261
01:18:13,119 --> 01:18:14,687
It's fun.

2262
01:18:14,687 --> 01:18:16,422
Everybody wants to do
their own thing.
I didn't have fun
last night.

2263
01:18:16,422 --> 01:18:18,758
You didn't ‐‐
you didn't have fun?

2264
01:18:21,127 --> 01:18:22,428
Seriously look at me,
look at me.

2265
01:18:22,428 --> 01:18:24,464
You ‐‐ you're ‐‐
Why are you doing this?

2266
01:18:24,464 --> 01:18:25,598
I thought ‐‐
I thought I knew you.

2267
01:18:25,598 --> 01:18:27,400
So now it's my fault,
okay.
I mean, I know that...

2268
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,269
Just stop, please.
... Like, I knew you
a little bit,

2269
01:18:29,269 --> 01:18:31,070
but I didn't think
you would do that.

2270
01:18:32,138 --> 01:18:33,740
That's messed up.

2271
01:18:36,175 --> 01:18:38,044
Well...

2272
01:18:38,044 --> 01:18:39,245
Let's do this.

2273
01:18:56,162 --> 01:18:57,330
Well, on that note...

2274
01:18:57,330 --> 01:18:59,132
That was awkward. Boy.

2275
01:18:59,132 --> 01:19:01,100
Is this where you do
the slow clap.

2276
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,670
Bye, Felicia.

2277
01:19:04,871 --> 01:19:07,073
... that... dude.

2278
01:19:07,073 --> 01:19:08,241
Get in the car.

2279
01:19:08,241 --> 01:19:09,942
This is

2280
01:19:12,278 --> 01:19:15,248
you, crabs.

2281
01:19:15,248 --> 01:19:16,516
I feel bad for him
because he did have

2282
01:19:16,516 --> 01:19:18,184
a conversation with me
last night.

2283
01:19:18,184 --> 01:19:18,904
about how, you know,
his mom died.

2284
01:19:18,904 --> 01:19:19,385
about how, you know,
his mom died.

2285
01:19:19,385 --> 01:19:21,220
And, so, I think
he's covering up for something,

2286
01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:23,089
but he just can't own up
to whatever.

2287
01:19:23,089 --> 01:19:24,390
So I'm ‐‐
I'm okay with him gone.

2288
01:19:24,390 --> 01:19:25,558
I have a lot friends

2289
01:19:25,558 --> 01:19:27,327
whose parents
have passed away,

2290
01:19:27,327 --> 01:19:28,394
and they're not

2291
01:19:28,394 --> 01:19:29,495
That doesn't make it okay.

2292
01:19:29,495 --> 01:19:32,799
Chad, you can't stay.
It's time to go.

2293
01:19:39,672 --> 01:19:42,508
No, you're not gonna
make me look like an

2294
01:19:42,508 --> 01:19:45,378
and then present me as such
and then do this to me.

2295
01:19:45,378 --> 01:19:47,347
When I'm making jokes,
I'm having fun.

2296
01:19:47,347 --> 01:19:48,904
No, I got nothing.
I got nothing.

2297
01:19:48,904 --> 01:19:49,649
No, I got nothing.
I got nothing.

2298
01:19:49,649 --> 01:19:52,151
Chad.
I have nothing
in my life.

2299
01:19:52,151 --> 01:19:53,920
It's over.
It's time to go.

2300
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:54,554
You're making this

2301
01:19:54,554 --> 01:19:56,289
a lot worse
than it needs to be.
No!

2302
01:19:56,289 --> 01:19:57,623
If you're gonna come here
and make me look like bitch

2303
01:19:57,623 --> 01:19:59,292
and play into
everything they're saying,

2304
01:19:59,292 --> 01:20:00,727
you act like you've ‐‐
you've seen me.

2305
01:20:00,727 --> 01:20:04,097
You didn't even watch it.
You went to sleep last night
with a mimosa and robe on.

2306
01:20:04,097 --> 01:20:05,264
You don't even
watch the show.

2307
01:20:05,264 --> 01:20:07,066
So, what are they gonna do?

2308
01:20:07,066 --> 01:20:08,134
Air you watching the show

2309
01:20:08,134 --> 01:20:11,137
from your hotel room
a thousand miles away?

2310
01:20:11,137 --> 01:20:12,205
... dude.

2311
01:20:12,205 --> 01:20:13,272
This isn't helping.

2312
01:20:13,272 --> 01:20:14,974
You got to go.

2313
01:20:14,974 --> 01:20:15,575
You know I'm right.

2314
01:20:15,575 --> 01:20:17,443
What are you gonna do?
You got nothing to say.

2315
01:20:17,443 --> 01:20:18,904
You got nothing to say,
either.

2316
01:20:18,904 --> 01:20:19,345
You got nothing to say,
either.

2317
01:20:19,345 --> 01:20:20,446
It's disappointing.

2318
01:20:20,446 --> 01:20:23,015
I was just as excited
to meet him,

2319
01:20:23,015 --> 01:20:24,350
and I was hoping,
you know,

2320
01:20:24,350 --> 01:20:26,085
he'd be funny
and entertaining.

2321
01:20:26,085 --> 01:20:28,121
And I was really wrong.

2322
01:20:28,121 --> 01:20:29,355
He maybe should, um...

2323
01:20:29,355 --> 01:20:31,491
- See a therapist.
- Seek help.

2324
01:20:31,491 --> 01:20:33,226
I don't want to talk to you.
I'm serious. That's not a joke.

2325
01:20:33,226 --> 01:20:34,293
you, Dude.

2326
01:20:34,293 --> 01:20:36,295
How is this making it better?

2327
01:20:36,295 --> 01:20:38,264
How is what making what ‐‐

2328
01:20:38,264 --> 01:20:39,532
like,
go drink your mimosas.

2329
01:20:39,532 --> 01:20:41,334
Get your robe
100 miles away like you do

2330
01:20:41,334 --> 01:20:43,169
'cause you don't know...
about anybody here.

2331
01:20:43,169 --> 01:20:44,570
Gonna send me home?

2332
01:20:44,570 --> 01:20:47,073
You can do this? You think
this is all like fun and games?

2333
01:20:47,073 --> 01:20:48,207
This is my life.
This is my life.

2334
01:20:48,207 --> 01:20:48,904
And you're gonna sit here,

2335
01:20:48,904 --> 01:20:49,275
And you're gonna sit here,

2336
01:20:49,275 --> 01:20:51,043
and you're gonna try
and make me look like a bitch?

2337
01:20:51,043 --> 01:20:53,112
you,
Chris Harrison.

2338
01:20:53,112 --> 01:20:54,781
Come at me.

2339
01:20:58,317 --> 01:21:01,287
<i>Next week on</i>
<i>"Bachelor in Paradise"...</i>

2340
01:21:03,523 --> 01:21:08,428
<i>...Hurricane Chad becomes</i>
<i>a full‐blown  storm.</i>

2341
01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:10,363
Oh, my God.
Look, there's Chad.

2342
01:21:12,165 --> 01:21:13,332
What is happening here?

2343
01:21:13,332 --> 01:21:14,333
Damn it.

2344
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:16,102
Do you how many people
I got to kill?

2345
01:21:16,102 --> 01:21:18,137
<i>Who won't survive his wake?</i>

2346
01:21:18,137 --> 01:21:18,904
That little

2347
01:21:18,904 --> 01:21:19,272
That little

2348
01:21:19,272 --> 01:21:21,007
Are you intimidated
by me?
No.

2349
01:21:21,507 --> 01:21:23,910
Everything is about to be

2350
01:21:23,910 --> 01:21:25,211
turned upside down.

2351
01:21:25,211 --> 01:21:27,180
What am I gonna do
after this?

2352
01:21:27,180 --> 01:21:28,314
I can't ever
be the Bachelor now.

2353
01:21:28,314 --> 01:21:30,483
I can't ever do any‐‐
Like, what am I gonna do?

2354
01:21:30,483 --> 01:21:33,152
Amanda's stunning
and she's kind,

2355
01:21:33,152 --> 01:21:34,987
and I know
this is the person.

2356
01:21:34,987 --> 01:21:35,988
I'm in love,

2357
01:21:35,988 --> 01:21:37,356
<i>Paradise heats up</i>

2358
01:21:37,356 --> 01:21:39,892
<i>with the return</i>
<i>of Josh Murray.</i>

2359
01:21:39,892 --> 01:21:40,526
How y'all doing?

2360
01:21:40,526 --> 01:21:43,229
Oh, my God.
He is so cute.

2361
01:21:43,229 --> 01:21:45,364
<i>Whose woman will he steal?</i>

2362
01:21:45,364 --> 01:21:47,600
Nick and I have a history
of dating the same woman.

2363
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:48,904
I know that Nick
has taken Amanda out already.

2364
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,169
I know that Nick
has taken Amanda out already.

2365
01:21:50,169 --> 01:21:51,971
But honestly, I don't care.

2366
01:21:51,971 --> 01:21:52,705
You always want to bring

2367
01:21:52,705 --> 01:21:54,607
some kind of drama
to the situation.
You know what?

2368
01:21:54,607 --> 01:21:56,509
This is like ‐‐
I think it was fun for ‐‐
But as far as
I'm concerned,

2369
01:21:56,509 --> 01:21:58,211
We had an incredible time
today, just so you know.

2370
01:21:58,211 --> 01:22:00,279
There's lions
and there's sheep. Roar.

2371
01:22:00,279 --> 01:22:02,415
Just because
Amanda doesn't like you ‐‐

2372
01:22:02,415 --> 01:22:04,217
It's not that, man.
Like I ‐‐
So what is it?

2373
01:22:04,217 --> 01:22:05,318
Calm down. All right?
Okay, so what is it?

2374
01:22:05,318 --> 01:22:07,119
<i>And later this season...</i>

2375
01:22:08,421 --> 01:22:12,225
<i>...The drama comes raining down</i>
<i>two nights a week.</i>

2376
01:22:12,225 --> 01:22:13,292
This is ridiculous.

2377
01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:14,627
I just told you I love you
the other night,

2378
01:22:14,627 --> 01:22:16,429
and you hit on another guy
right in front of me

2379
01:22:16,429 --> 01:22:17,964
just to try
and piss me off.

2380
01:22:17,964 --> 01:22:18,904
Get out of my face.

2381
01:22:18,904 --> 01:22:19,131
Get out of my face.

2382
01:22:19,131 --> 01:22:20,399
<i>Every Monday...</i>

2383
01:22:20,399 --> 01:22:22,134
The old Lace
is creeping back.

2384
01:22:22,134 --> 01:22:23,970
Ugh!
I'm freaked out.

2385
01:22:23,970 --> 01:22:25,905
<i>... And every Tuesday...</i>

2386
01:22:25,905 --> 01:22:27,073
I can't keep doing this.

2387
01:22:27,073 --> 01:22:28,207
Like, it's killing me.

2388
01:22:28,207 --> 01:22:30,243
Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!

2389
01:22:30,243 --> 01:22:31,511
<i>...The romance gets steamy...</i>

2390
01:22:31,511 --> 01:22:33,412
I believe in that
whole fairy tale,

2391
01:22:33,412 --> 01:22:35,248
love at first sight
happy ending,

2392
01:22:35,248 --> 01:22:36,315
and it's happening.

2393
01:22:36,315 --> 01:22:38,150
I am falling in love
with Izzy.

2394
01:22:38,150 --> 01:22:40,219
<i>...The seductions get sticky...</i>

2395
01:22:40,219 --> 01:22:41,554
You dirty...

2396
01:22:41,554 --> 01:22:45,925
It is very sexy
to be in Jared's arms.

2397
01:22:45,925 --> 01:22:47,026
He's undeniably hot.

2398
01:22:47,026 --> 01:22:48,427
But Ashley's not over Jared.

2399
01:22:48,427 --> 01:22:48,904
She's still in love with him.

2400
01:22:48,904 --> 01:22:49,695
She's still in love with him.

2401
01:22:49,695 --> 01:22:52,431
I still am not ready to see
you be with someone else.

2402
01:22:52,431 --> 01:22:53,533
Caila ruined everything,

2403
01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:56,135
and she's a backstabbing
whore of a friend.

2404
01:22:57,403 --> 01:22:59,238
<i>... And there's tears.</i>

2405
01:23:00,373 --> 01:23:02,008
I don't even know what to do.

2406
01:23:02,008 --> 01:23:03,276
<i>... A flood of tears...</i>

2407
01:23:03,276 --> 01:23:05,845
Why are you
making me cry?

2408
01:23:09,782 --> 01:23:14,120
<i>The drama continues</i>
<i>every Monday and Tuesday night</i>

2409
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,291
<i>on "Bachelor in Paradise."</i>

2410
01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:16,822
<i>on "Bachelor in Paradise."</i>

2411
01:23:17,089 --> 01:23:18,391
Good morning.

2412
01:23:18,391 --> 01:23:19,525
Do you want to do this
instead of me?

2413
01:23:19,525 --> 01:23:21,093
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm hung over.

2414
01:23:21,093 --> 01:23:22,261
I'm still shredded.

2415
01:23:22,261 --> 01:23:23,329
It's nice to wake up,

2416
01:23:23,329 --> 01:23:25,331
and then you forget
you're in shape.

2417
01:23:25,331 --> 01:23:26,899
I feel like
I need a protein shake.

2418
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,368
All right, I can do this.

2419
01:23:29,368 --> 01:23:31,304
Just every phrase I'm gonna say
is just gonna be

2420
01:23:31,304 --> 01:23:34,106
"Dollah, dollah bills," just ‐‐
and different references.

2421
01:23:34,106 --> 01:23:35,274
"Dollah, dollah bills."

2422
01:23:35,274 --> 01:23:37,143
"Dollah, dollah bills."

2423
01:23:39,545 --> 01:23:42,248
I'm the last guy
on the island of paradise.

2424
01:23:42,248 --> 01:23:43,749
Yeah, I went to bed,
and then I woke up.

2425
01:23:43,749 --> 01:23:46,291
Bah‐bah‐bah‐bah.
Nick Viall thought
he was the top baller.

2426
01:23:46,291 --> 01:23:46,519
Bah‐bah‐bah‐bah.
Nick Viall thought
he was the top baller.

2427
01:23:46,519 --> 01:23:49,322
Jubilee, Jubilee,
Jubilee, Jubilee... who?

2428
01:23:49,322 --> 01:23:53,326
I'm pretty sure even Evan
wanted to give me a...

2429
01:23:53,326 --> 01:23:56,228
I ain't gonna love you if
you're boring the entire time.

2430
01:23:56,228 --> 01:23:57,396
I'm cold and calculated,

2431
01:23:57,396 --> 01:23:59,065
and I want to kiss everyone
sometimes...

2432
01:23:59,065 --> 01:24:00,733
... unless I don't.

2433
01:24:02,535 --> 01:24:05,237
Don't record that, right?
You'll cut ‐‐

2434
01:24:05,237 --> 01:24:06,439
I keep doing
in front of the cameras

2435
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,041
that I should not be doing
in front of the cameras.