1 00:00:04,233 --> 00:00:07,066 - THERE'S NO BETTER PLAYGROUND THAN THE CITY OF NEW YORK. 2 00:00:07,066 --> 00:00:09,533 - CHEERS. - AND I'VE HAD QUITE THE RIDE. 3 00:00:09,533 --> 00:00:11,667 - THAT'S REALLY NICE. THAT'S GREAT. 4 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:13,367 - I BUILT MY BUSINESS. 5 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:14,600 - SKINNY GIRL MARGARITA. 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,834 - AND MADE MY FRIENDS. 7 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:17,500 - THE HOMECOMING QUEEN HAS ARRIVED. 8 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,900 - CHEERS. - THANK YOU. 9 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:21,667 [laughter] 10 00:00:21,667 --> 00:00:25,066 AND I MET A MAN WHO LOVES ME. 11 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,934 - HI, BEAUTIFUL. 12 00:00:26,934 --> 00:00:28,934 - IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME TO LET PEOPLE IN. 13 00:00:28,934 --> 00:00:31,033 - YOU'RE COMPLICATED. - THERE ARE MANY WORDS. 14 00:00:31,033 --> 00:00:33,834 - GIVE ME SOME OTHERS. - TORTURED, DAMAGED. 15 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,133 BUT THIS TIME, THERE'S NO TURNING BACK. 16 00:00:36,133 --> 00:00:37,600 WE'RE ENGAGED. 17 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,767 - [screams] 18 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:40,000 - I'M PREGNANT, ENGAGED, 19 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,367 AND HAVE A BUSINESS THAT WON'T SLOW DOWN. 20 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:44,100 THERE'S A LOT MORE TO MY LIFE THAN THE HOUSEWIVES. 21 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,633 - THIS IS OUR HOUSE. 22 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:47,400 - I UNDERSTAND, AND WE BOTH HAVE TO AGREE ON THINGS. 23 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,767 BECAUSE I AM ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY. 24 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:50,934 LADY WITH A BABY. 25 00:00:50,934 --> 00:00:52,700 OH. OH, NO. YOU'RE ON MY VEIL. 26 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,900 MOVE. MOVE. MOVE, MOVE. 27 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,300 HI, I'M SO SORRY. 28 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,533 I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE LISTENERS. 29 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:57,700 I'M IN A RESTAURANT. 30 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,533 SAVE YOURSELVES. 31 00:00:59,533 --> 00:01:01,734 [paparazzi calling out] 32 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,834 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:12,500 ♪♪ ♪♪ 34 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,567 - OKAY, IF I FALL, I WILL LOSE MY WHOLE ATTITUDE. 35 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,133 - STEP TO THE SIDE, PLEASE. 36 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:21,700 - HI. HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'? 37 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,000 IT'S FASHION WEEK IN NEW YORK CITY. 38 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,867 I WAS PRESENTED WITH A REALLY EXCITING INVITATION. 39 00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:29,233 THERE WAS A SHOW, THE HEART TRUTH, 40 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:30,800 A RED DRESS FASHION SHOW. 41 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,667 AND IT'S ALL THESE DIFFERENT CELEBRITIES THAT WALK 42 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:35,400 WEARING DIFFERENT DESIGNERS' RED DRESSES. 43 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,100 AND IT'S JUST A REALLY GREAT CAUSE. 44 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,734 IT'S FOR HEART DISEASE, 45 00:01:39,734 --> 00:01:43,100 AND THE MONEY FROM THE DRESSES GOIN' TO CHARITY. 46 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,066 AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT 47 00:01:45,066 --> 00:01:46,433 I WAS ASKED TO WALK IN THE SHOW. 48 00:01:46,433 --> 00:01:47,734 I'M SO EXCITED. 49 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:49,000 I FEEL THE MOST HEALTHY I'VE EVER FELT 50 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,734 BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT AND EMBRACING IT. 51 00:01:50,734 --> 00:01:51,867 SORRY, DO YOU NEED-- 52 00:01:51,867 --> 00:01:54,033 BEING MORE HEALTHY IN GENERAL IS-- 53 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:55,600 WHAT, THIS IS CRAZY. ALL OF THIS IS SO AMAZING. 54 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,900 - SORRY. - SORRY. 55 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,133 TO BE MORE HEALTHY IN GENERAL-- 56 00:01:58,133 --> 00:02:00,400 I HAVE ONE PERSON PUTTING RED LIPSTICK ON MY FACE, 57 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,533 ANOTHER ONE PUTTING RED NAIL POLISH ON MY HAND. 58 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:04,800 BUT I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, I'M PREGNANT 59 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,467 AND I COULD EAT A PEPPERONI PIZZA. 60 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:08,367 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 61 00:02:08,367 --> 00:02:10,400 - GOOD. WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 62 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,000 - HOW ARE YOU? HI. 63 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,066 [laughing] 64 00:02:15,066 --> 00:02:16,800 HOW ARE YOU? 65 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,834 WHERE'S THE-- WHERE'S THE BODY PARTS? 66 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,233 MIND YOU, EVERYBODY'S ON THE RED CARPET, 67 00:02:20,233 --> 00:02:21,433 AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE RED CARPET. 68 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,600 - SO WHY AREN'T YOU THERE? 69 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,467 - I DIDN'T-- I DON'T KNOW-- 70 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:26,367 PUT YOUR STUFF DOWN. THERE'S A CHAIR RIGHT HERE. 71 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:28,367 SIT DOWN. LADY WITH A BABY COMING THROUGH. 72 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:30,834 - HI. - OH, MY GOD. WHERE'S-- 73 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,633 ARE THERE ANY ARMS OR ANYTHING SHOWING? 74 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:33,834 - OH, THERE'S EVERYTHING STICKING OUT, 75 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:35,633 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? RIGHT HERE, COME HERE. 76 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:36,767 - I DON'T WANNA FEEL. WHAT IS THAT? 77 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:38,100 - DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T WANNA FEEL. 78 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,433 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS IN A MINUTE. 79 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:40,600 LOOK AT YOU, HOTTIE. 80 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,600 ARE YOU EXCITED? - I'M EXCITED. 81 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,300 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA ACT LIKE THIS IS MY LIFE. 82 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,934 LIKE, "OH, YEAH, DARLING, THIS IS WHAT IT ALWAYS IS LIKE," 83 00:02:45,934 --> 00:02:47,367 YOU KNOW? 84 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,600 THANK YOU. WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? 85 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,033 - VALERIE. - THANK YOU, VALERIE. 86 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:52,100 OKAY. SO... 87 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,266 WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 88 00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:57,200 [indistinct chatter] 89 00:03:03,867 --> 00:03:05,800 - AND BETHENNY OVER HERE, PLEASE. 90 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,133 - AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF 91 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:09,767 THAT SOMETHING'S ALWAYS HANGING OUT AND DO I HAVE-- 92 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:11,500 WHAT, DO I HAVE SNOT ON MY NOSE? 93 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,100 IS MY UNDERWEAR UP MY ASS? 94 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,000 LIKE, WHAT'S HANGING, WHAT'S-- 95 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,433 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 96 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:18,133 LIKE, DO I LOOK LIKE A SLUTTY PREGNANT WOMAN? 97 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:19,767 YOU GOT A LOT OF STUFF GOES ON IN YOUR MIND 98 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,967 'CAUSE YOU'RE WALKING DOWN AND EVERYONE'S JUST JUDGING. 99 00:03:21,967 --> 00:03:23,300 [muttering] 100 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,433 YOU KNOW? 101 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:25,533 "HER ASS IS THE SIZE OF TEXAS." 102 00:03:25,533 --> 00:03:27,500 - BETHENNY, RIGHT HERE. 103 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,667 - LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD. - THERE YOU GO. 104 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,266 - BETHENNY, TO YOUR RIGHT. 105 00:03:31,266 --> 00:03:32,700 - I HAVE AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF THINGS GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 106 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,633 I GOT ENGAGED, GOT PREGNANT, AND I HAVE TO PLAN A WEDDING. 107 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,667 JUST FINISHED A MONTH-LONG BOOK TOUR, 108 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:38,300 LAUNCHED SKINNY GIRL MARGARITA. 109 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,033 SO COMING OUT THIS NIGHT, IT WAS DEFINITELY LIKE, "BAM." 110 00:03:41,033 --> 00:03:45,033 [cheers and applause] 111 00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:47,867 AND I STILL IN MY HEAD WAS THINKING 112 00:03:47,867 --> 00:03:49,033 LIKE IT'S NOT GONNA BE A BIG DEAL. 113 00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:50,300 IF I WALK DOWN, THEY'LL BE LIKE, 114 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:52,567 "OH, THIS ONE'S COMING IN BETWEEN HEIDI KLUM 115 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,633 AND KIM KARDASHIAN," OR WHATEVER. 116 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,467 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M 22 AND ALL THIS IS HAPPENING. 117 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:57,633 I'M 39. 118 00:03:57,633 --> 00:03:59,734 SO FOR THESE THINGS TO HAPPEN NOW 119 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:02,033 IS DEFINITELY SURREAL. 120 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:05,033 [cheers and applause] 121 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,133 - [laughs] 122 00:04:21,133 --> 00:04:22,433 - THE FASHION SHOW WAS INCREDIBLE. 123 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,200 IT WAS GREAT TO HAVE MY FIANCE AND MY FRIENDS THERE. 124 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,600 THEY WERE CHEERING, THEY HAD A GREAT TIME. 125 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,767 IT'S NICE WHEN YOU CAN DO SOMETHING 126 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,500 AND SHARE IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 127 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:31,300 IT WAS JUST GREAT. 128 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,300 [cheers and applause] 129 00:04:46,266 --> 00:04:48,266 [indistinct chatter] 130 00:04:54,233 --> 00:04:55,467 - REALLY? 131 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:57,000 'CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. 132 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,333 I DON'T KNOW IF I LOOK STUPID. DID IT LOOK LIKE I WAS WOBBLING? 133 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,934 - NO, YOU ROCKED IT. - REALLY? 134 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:01,233 - YOU LOOK SO-- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 135 00:05:01,233 --> 00:05:03,100 - THANK YOU. - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 136 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,266 - THANK YOU. - HOW DID YOU FEEL UP THERE? 137 00:05:04,266 --> 00:05:05,400 - I LOVED IT. 138 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,967 JASON'S ALWAYS APPROPRIATE, 139 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:09,033 AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HE FITS PERFECTLY IN THERE. 140 00:05:09,033 --> 00:05:11,367 AND HE FITS PERFECTLY THE WAY THAT I DO, 141 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:12,533 WHICH IS NOT SO PERFECT. 142 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:14,333 LIKE, BOTH OF US WOULD RATHER BE 143 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:16,333 EATING POTATO SKINS AT A MALL. 144 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,467 - ONE, TWO, THREE. 145 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:28,633 - WHOA. 146 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:30,300 HOW YOU DOING? 147 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,667 - HOW YOU DOIN'? - I MEAN, REALLY. 148 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:32,867 - DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? - UH, YEAH. 149 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:34,233 - YEAH. - ACTUALLY. 150 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:35,467 - I WANT JUST A LITTLE-- [dog barking] 151 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:37,834 - OKAY, OKAY. - SETTLE. 152 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:39,900 YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR MORSEL TIME. 153 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:41,767 AND THEN YOU'LL TAKE HER FOR A WALK. 154 00:05:41,767 --> 00:05:43,467 - ANYTHING ELSE, BOSS? - NO. 155 00:05:43,467 --> 00:05:44,867 NOW I LIVE WITH JASON. 156 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:46,333 AND I'VE LIVED WITH PEOPLE BEFORE, 157 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:48,000 BUT KNOWING HOW DIFFERENT JASON AND I ARE, 158 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,567 JUST MOVING IN TOGETHER I THINK 159 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:52,233 WAS A VERY BIG ADJUSTMENT. 160 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,734 - YOU'RE HAVING ICING FOR, UH, BREAKFAST? 161 00:05:53,734 --> 00:05:54,934 - JUST A LITTLE BIT, NOT A LOT. 162 00:05:54,934 --> 00:05:56,100 I JUST WANT A LITTLE. I JUST-- 163 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,367 IT'S LIKE-- 164 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:58,567 IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN THE CEREAL YOU EAT. 165 00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,633 IT'S GOT SUGAR IN IT. 166 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:01,633 I'M INTERVIEWING INTERNS. 167 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:04,266 - OH, YEAH? - YES. 168 00:06:04,266 --> 00:06:05,667 MY ENTIRE BUSINESS EXPLODED. 169 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:06,967 SO I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW ASSISTANT. 170 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,133 - TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT-- 171 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:11,633 - THERE'S A COUPLE OF, LIKE, YOUNG GUYS, 172 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:14,000 LIKE, FROM JERSEY. 173 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,834 - STRAIGHT OR GAY? 174 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,734 - I THINK STRAIGHT, JUDGING BY-- 175 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:21,166 MM. 176 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:24,333 YOU WANT-- - NO STRAIGHT MEN. 177 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:25,500 23-YEAR-OLD STRAIGHT-- 178 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,233 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I HAD 179 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:29,834 A 19-YEAR-OLD NANNY HERE, A BRAZILIAN NANNY? 180 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:31,467 - WHATEVER. GOOD, SHE COULD WAX ME. 181 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,867 PERFECT. 182 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:34,500 - THE ONLY REASON I SAY IT BECAUSE YOU WALK AROUND NAKED, 183 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,934 YOU WALK AROUND IN YOUR THONG AND YOU SAY THAT, BUT-- 184 00:06:37,934 --> 00:06:40,567 - WHAT 24 GUY WANTS TO HIT THIS? 185 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,600 - IT COULD BE LIKE-- - SERIOUSLY. 186 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,934 - IT COULD BE LIKE A MRS. ROBINSON MOMENT. 187 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,300 - I'M QUITE A COMMODITY RIGHT NOW. 188 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,900 I'M SURE A 24-YEAR-OLD 189 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,467 WANTS A KNOCKED UP 39-YEAR-OLD. 190 00:06:49,467 --> 00:06:51,367 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 191 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,900 WHERE ARE YOU INTERVIEWING THESE PEOPLE, HERE? 192 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,633 - IN MY OFFICE. - LET'S TALK ABOUT MY OFFICE. 193 00:06:57,633 --> 00:06:59,333 - YOU HAVE AN OFFICE. 194 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:03,233 - I HAVE BINS UNDERNEATH THE BED. 195 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:05,066 - I KNOW. WHAT DO YOU REALLY NEED? 196 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:07,333 - I'D LIKE A DESK. - YOU DON'T NEED A DESK. 197 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:08,867 WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DESK, ANYWAY? 198 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:11,700 YOU DON'T NEED A DESK. - IN MY OLD APARTMENT. 199 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,734 - YOUR OLD APARTMENT. - YEAH. 200 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:17,300 - OKAY, PRECIOUS WOULDN'T LIVE IN YOUR OLD APARTMENT, OKAY? 201 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,700 - YOU WERE THERE ONE TIME, WHICH I FIND-- 202 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,633 - EXACTLY, AND I HAVE CRABS NOW. 203 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:24,200 BECAUSE--OKAY? 204 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,333 [laughing] 205 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,200 - GOOD POINT. 206 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,967 - OKAY? THANK YOU. 207 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:31,500 DON'T EVEN. 208 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,734 - JUST TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THIS 209 00:07:32,734 --> 00:07:33,800 BECAUSE YOU, UH-- 210 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,066 - I WILL. 211 00:07:35,066 --> 00:07:36,700 MAYBE THERE'LL BE A TRIAL PERIOD. 212 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,633 THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO HELP WITH, LIKE, 213 00:07:38,633 --> 00:07:40,233 WEDDING PLANNING AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 214 00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:41,767 - MM. 215 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:43,166 - LIKE, THEY HAVE TO BE DECENT WITH CHILDREN. 216 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:44,967 I DIDN'T EVEN ASK THEM. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 217 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:47,367 AND, LIKE, DOGS. - YEAH. 218 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,800 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. 219 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,700 I FORGOT WE WERE HAVING A BABY IN THREE MONTHS. 220 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,233 FOUR MONTHS. 221 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:54,867 I LOVE HOW YOUR BOOBS NOW REST ON YOUR BELLY. 222 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:56,033 IT'S GREAT. 223 00:07:56,033 --> 00:07:58,100 - IT'S SUPER SEXY. - IT'S SO SEXY. 224 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,333 THAT'S HOW WE DO. 225 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,200 JASON LOVES KNOCKED-UP BETHENNY. 226 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,367 I THINK HE'S ONE OF THOSE WEIRD FREAKS 227 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:05,233 THAT ALWAYS HAD THAT, LIKE, FETISH FANTASY 228 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,600 ABOUT PREGNANT WOMEN. 229 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,033 I KNOW HE'S, LIKE, EYED PREGNANT WOMEN, 230 00:08:08,033 --> 00:08:09,500 AND BEEN LIKE, "WHAT WOULD THAT BE LIKE, 231 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,867 TO HIT IT WITH A PREGNANT WOMAN?" 232 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,867 SO NOW HE KNOWS. I'M GOING TO WORK. 233 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,900 - OKAY, BYE. - BYE. BYE. 234 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,367 I LOVE MY NEW APARTMENT, 235 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:18,867 AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE IT HAS AN OFFICE 236 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:20,467 THAT IS REMOVED FROM THE REST OF THE APARTMENT. 237 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,967 WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA GO WITH? 238 00:08:21,967 --> 00:08:23,367 - ME. COOK. 239 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,500 AH. COOK. 240 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,333 COME ON. 241 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,433 - COME ON, COOK. 242 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:29,834 - COME ON. 243 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,200 - COME ON, I'M THE MOMMY. 244 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,266 - OH...YEAH! COME ON. 245 00:08:34,266 --> 00:08:37,233 - COME ON, BOO BOO. COME WITH MOMMY. 246 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:39,533 - COME ON. SHE WON'T YELL AT YOU. 247 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:40,767 COOK. COOK. 248 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:43,033 - COME ON. - COME ON, COOK. 249 00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:45,233 YES! 250 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,500 - COMING UP... 251 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,567 - [screams] OH! OH! 252 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:51,567 - SHE THINKS I'M, LIKE, ATTACKING YOU. 253 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,567 - COOKIE'S SUCH A BITCH. 254 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,266 - WHAT UP? 255 00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:05,200 - HEY, GOOD MORNING. - HI. 256 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,033 - HOW ARE YOU? 257 00:09:07,033 --> 00:09:08,367 WE HAVE A LOT TO DO TODAY. 258 00:09:08,367 --> 00:09:09,500 WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE AFTER YOU LOOK AT THAT, 259 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,567 I NEED YOU TO SIGN, UH, SOME-- 260 00:09:11,567 --> 00:09:13,467 THEY SENT OVER BOOKS FOR THE JCC LUNCHEON 261 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:15,200 THAT YOU NEED TO PRE-SIGN. 262 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,700 SO I NEED YOU TO TAKE A SHARPIE TO THOSE. 263 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,000 - OKAY. 264 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,166 JULIE'S BEEN WORKING WITH ME FOR ALMOST A YEAR. 265 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,333 SHE'S GOT A LOT ON HER PLATE. 266 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,300 SHE'S GOT A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITIES. 267 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,000 WE HAVE A RHYTHM, AND WE HAVE A TEAM, 268 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,834 AND WE HAVE A PROCESS, AND WE KINDA-- 269 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,166 WE KINDA GOT OUR GROOVE. 270 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:32,767 UM, JASON WANTED TO HAVE A HOUSEWARMING. 271 00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:34,834 - OH, HERE. YEAH, HERE. - HERE. 272 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:36,467 SO-- 273 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:38,633 THIS IS A CORE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JASON AND MYSELF. 274 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:41,100 WE ARE JUST WORLDS APART. 275 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,500 JASON IS A PERSON THAT ALWAYS WANTS PEOPLE AROUND, 276 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,734 AND I'M REALLY NOT. 277 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,867 WELL, I DON'T WANT IT TO BE CRAZY, CRAZY. 278 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:49,233 AND JASON HAS, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT HIS ANIMALS GOING ON. 279 00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:51,367 - SO LET'S SAY THAT HE WANTS TO INVITE SIX COUPLES-- 280 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:52,533 - NO. NOT-- 281 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:54,800 A HOUSEWARMING SHOULD BE WARM, 282 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,133 AND I THINK IT SHOULD BE INTIMATE. 283 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,600 SO THIS IS GOING TO BE A SMALL PARTY. 284 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,934 THIS ISN'T THE ACADEMY AWARDS. 285 00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:00,233 I DON'T WANNA DO A SIT-DOWN DINNER, 286 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,700 I WANNA DO, LIKE, HORS D'OEUVRES. 287 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:02,834 SO I WANNA CALL IT EARLY. 288 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,600 - THAT'D BE NICE. 289 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,967 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. HERE YOU GO. 290 00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:08,100 - OH, YOU DID? THEY'RE DONE? 291 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,834 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 292 00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:11,066 - LET ME TAKE THESE LITTLE GLASSES, IT'S OVER. 293 00:10:11,066 --> 00:10:13,300 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 294 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,900 [doorbell ringing] 295 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,867 [dog yapping] 296 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:23,166 - HI. HI, I'M JULIE. 297 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,333 - I'M NICHOLAS, NICE TO MEET YOU. 298 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,433 - NICK, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 299 00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:27,266 - I AM LOOKING FOR A SELF-STARTER, 300 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:28,900 SOMEONE SELF-SUFFICIENT, 301 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,367 SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE SOMETHING ON THEIR OWN, 302 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:31,567 DOESN'T NEED TO BE BABYSAT. 303 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:33,734 - UM, WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF IN THIS HOUSE. 304 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,834 SO-- - [chuckles] 305 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,967 - SHOULD I DO THAT RIGHT NOW? - YEAH. 306 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:40,166 - NAPOLEON DYNAMITE WALKS IN HERE, 307 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:43,300 AND I'M JUST THINKING, 308 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,166 "HAS THIS MAN EVER MET A BRUSH?" 309 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,867 LIKE, WHY IS HE EVEN APPLYING FOR THIS JOB? 310 00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:49,200 WHAT DOES HE THINK WE'RE DOING HERE? 311 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,266 COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT. 312 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:52,467 WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK, OR-- 313 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:54,500 - UM, WHAT YOU HAVE? 314 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,900 - UH, TEQUILA, SKINNY GIRL MARGARITAS. 315 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,767 - UM, I'M ALL RIGHT. - WATER? 316 00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:00,567 NO, WE HAVE-- WE HAVE WATER AS WELL. 317 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:03,000 - UM, WATER'S FINE. - OKAY, HAVE A SEAT. 318 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,767 YOU BLOG FOR CHOWHOUND? 319 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,066 - YEAH, I'VE GOT A BLOG, UH, THAT I WRITE. 320 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,734 - DO YOU GO TO MAMOUNS FALAFEL EVER? 321 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,200 - UM, SOMETIMES. I-- - $2.50 FOR A FALAFEL. 322 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,667 IT'S THERE IN TWO SECONDS, I LOVE THAT. 323 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,500 - IT USED TO BE $2, BUT, UM, 324 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,433 I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THIS OTHER FALAFEL PLACE, 325 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,700 WHICH I WENT TO TODAY. - WHICH ONE? 326 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,367 - IT'S CALLED TAIM. IT'S OVER ON, UM-- 327 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,633 - HOW DO YOU SPELL IT? - T-A-I-M. 328 00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,500 WITH AN UMLAUT OVER THE "I." 329 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,400 UM, IT'S-- - WHAT IS AN UMLAUT? 330 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,700 THE TWO DOTS? - YEAH, THE TWO DOTS. 331 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,200 - NICE. NICE. - IT'S HEBREW FOR "DELICIOUS." 332 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,867 - HAVE YOU BEEN TO CRIF DOG? 333 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:31,233 - UH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN TO CRIF DOGS. 334 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,867 HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE SECRET BAR IN CRIF DOGS? 335 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,867 - NO, WHAT GOES ON THERE? - THERE'S A-- 336 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:36,700 THERE'S, LIKE, A PHONE BOOTH IN CRIF DOGS, 337 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,533 AND YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, GO IN THERE AND, LIKE, 338 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,200 DO SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE KNOCK. 339 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,600 - OH, SOMEONE TOLD ME THIS. TO GET WHAT? TO GET YOUR ORDER? 340 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,200 - NO, NO, TO GO INTO-- THERE'S, LIKE, A BAR. 341 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,700 IT'S CALLED "DON'T TELL." 342 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,934 - I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU, COWBOY. 343 00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:49,300 WE WERE, LIKE, TALKING DIRTY TO EACH OTHER 344 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,100 WITH FALAFEL AND INDIAN AND THAI AND-- 345 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,800 I WANNA BE-- I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM. 346 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,333 YOU'RE A NICE GUY. - WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 347 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,333 - YOU'RE A NICE GUY. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 348 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,700 - I'M 22. - 22. 349 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,967 EVERYBODY'S SO YOUNG, I'M SO [bleep] OLD. 350 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,100 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR 351 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,300 AND LEWD, LEWD LANGUAGE? 352 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,800 - UM, I--I CERTAINLY ENGAGE IN IT 353 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,533 IN MY NON-INTERVIEW CAREER. 354 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,867 - EXCELLENT. I LIKE YOU. 355 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,600 I MEAN, YOU'RE INTERESTING. 356 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,867 I--I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 357 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:15,700 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DEFINITELY UNUSUAL. 358 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,033 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 359 00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:18,300 I WANTED TO HUG HIM. 360 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,567 I DON'T KNOW THAT HE'S RIGHT FOR THIS. 361 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,567 I WANT TO PUT HIM ON A SHELF SOMEWHERE. 362 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,567 [doorbell ringing] 363 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:24,867 - HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 364 00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:26,066 - GOOD. I'M JULIE. - JESSE. 365 00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:28,100 - JESSE, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. COME ON IN. 366 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,834 - NO TWO MINUTES ARE THE SAME AT THIS JOB. 367 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,500 THIS IS COMPLETE PANDEMONIUM HALF THE TIME. 368 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,667 DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DOGS? 369 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,467 - NOT ONE BIT. - WHAT ABOUT BABIES? 370 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:37,033 - I LOVE BABIES. - YOU LOVE BABIES? 371 00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,800 - I DON'T WANT MY OWN BABY, BUT--NOT YET, BUT-- 372 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,967 - WELL, I'M NOT THINKING OF SLEEPING WITH YOU, 373 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,133 SO IT'S GOOD. I'M ALREADY KNOCKED UP. 374 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:43,467 [dog yapping] NO. 375 00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:44,567 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BABIES? 376 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,066 - I LOVE BABIES. - OKAY. 377 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,133 UM, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WEDDINGS? 378 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,700 - UM, NOT TOO MUCH. 379 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,033 I KNOW IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ME TO HAVE ONE. 380 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:53,533 - LIKE, IF YOU NEED A BLOWOUT 381 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,066 BEFORE YOU NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE, I'M YOUR MAN. 382 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,467 JUST REAL QUICK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 383 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:57,734 LIKE, QUICK EASY STYLES. - WOW. 384 00:12:57,734 --> 00:12:58,934 I--I NEED SOME SOLUTIONS. 385 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:00,467 MY CLOTHES ARE GETTING TIGHTER-- 386 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:03,633 - TO SAVE SOME MONEY, USE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CLOTHES. 387 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,266 - [screams] OH! OH! 388 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,900 HEY! GET UNDER! 389 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,500 - OH, MY GOODNESS. - SORRY. I'M SORRY. 390 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,033 - OH, SHE THINKS I'M, LIKE, ATTACKING YOU. 391 00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,233 OH... 392 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:16,467 - COOKIE'S SUCH A BITCH. 393 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,700 LISTEN TO ME. 394 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,734 THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE TO HELP US. 395 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,467 DO NOT ATTACK EVERYONE. 396 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:26,500 YOU NEED TO BE A TEAM PLAYER. 397 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,233 YOU'RE HOT. YOU'RE VERY, VERY HOT. 398 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:29,600 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 399 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,633 - I DON'T. - NO. JUST SLEEP AROUND? 400 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,066 - NO, I DON'T. - NO. OKAY. 401 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,667 SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU. 402 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,133 SO TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT, WHAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT, 403 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,433 BREAK IT DOWN. 404 00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:41,467 - I KNOW WHAT A PERSON WHO NEEDS AN ASSISTANT REQUIRES. 405 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,033 - WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 406 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:44,800 - UH, I JUST KNOW HOW TO BE ON TOP OF THE BALL, 407 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,233 I KNOW HOW TO EXPECT WHAT THEY ARE EXPECTING. 408 00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:50,266 UM, I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE. 409 00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:51,467 AND I GO HARD, YOU KNOW? 410 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,233 I DON'T NEED TO BE LOOKED AFTER. 411 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,567 IF YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING, 412 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,233 I'M GONNA GET IT DONE. 413 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,600 AND I'M GONNA ANTICIPATE WHAT YOU NEED TO GET DONE. 414 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,700 - YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS GUY COULD BE GOOD. 415 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,033 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 416 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:01,700 LIKE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME, WHAT I DO, WHATEVER? 417 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,233 - UM, YOU'RE A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. 418 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,667 YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE BOOKS. 419 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,133 DONE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK, 420 00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:09,200 YOU'VE GOT A DRINK CALLED SKINNY GIRL MARGARITA, 421 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,900 AND, UH, YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED A LOT OF PRETTY SOLID THINGS. 422 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,500 AND, UH, YOU'VE GOT A BABY COMING, 423 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,867 YOU'VE GOT A FIANCE, SO-- 424 00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:18,100 - NICE. WOW. SHE LIKES HIM A LOT. 425 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,433 WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS WAS FUN. 426 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,233 - YEAH, THIS WAS A BLAST, ABSOLUTELY. 427 00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,333 - AND EVERYBODY AROUND HERE LIKED YOU, SO-- 428 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,500 - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 429 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,834 WELL, I DEFINITELY HOPE TO GET THE OPPORTUNITY 430 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,066 TO WORK FOR YOU. - YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAX. 431 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,567 - BEST OF LUCK, GUYS. NICE MEETING YOU TOO. 432 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,066 - STRONG HANDSHAKE. - THANK YOU. 433 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:30,400 - IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, I'M THINKING, 434 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,533 OF COURSE THIS GUY'S THE BEST GUY AND JASON. 435 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,200 WHICH IS IDIOTIC THAT I'M EVEN THINKING THAT. 436 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,600 BUT IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, I'M THINKING, 437 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,500 HERE'S A STRAIGHT GUY AND JASON'S GONNA BE LIKE, 438 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,066 "WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A STRAIGHT ATHLETE IN HERE." 439 00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:40,433 SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 440 00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:42,166 - HEY, GUYS. - HI, BABY. 441 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,200 - HI. - HI. 442 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,867 - THERE SHE IS. HEY, COOK. 443 00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:48,633 - I NEED TO HIRE MAX. IT'S TIME. 444 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:49,800 WE NEED MAX. 445 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,433 UH, I PICKED SOMEBODY. 446 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,967 SO IT'S AWESOME. WE PICKED SOMEONE WHO'S GREAT. 447 00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,433 - WHO IS IT? 448 00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:58,033 - AND HE'S, LIKE, ON IT, HE'S ON HIS GAME. 449 00:14:58,033 --> 00:14:59,800 I THINK HE CAN JUST HANDLE GETTING HIS, 450 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,967 YOU KNOW, BALLS BUSTED. 451 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,734 HE'S 24. - MM-HMM. 452 00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,767 - HE PLAYED FOOTBALL AT SYRACUSE. 453 00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:06,834 - RIGHT. 454 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,033 - RIGHT, SO HE'S STRAIGHT. 455 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,633 - OKAY. 456 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,166 - SO WE PICKED A STRAIGHT GUY. - ALL RIGHT. 457 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:14,433 - AND HE'S KIND OF CUTE. 458 00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:17,633 - THE ONLY THING IS, I KNOW HOW YOU RUN AROUND HERE. 459 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,533 - NO, I AGREE WITH YOU. I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH YOU. 460 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,000 AND I THINK THAT I HAVE TO BE MORE APPROPRIATE. 461 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,500 - THAT'S THE ONLY THING I'M SAYING. 462 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,066 - I THINK I SHOULD NOT BE NAKED ANYWAY. 463 00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:26,600 I'M PREGNANT, IT'S DISGUSTING. - I THINK IT'S GREAT. 464 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,800 - RIGHT. I'LL BE--RIGHT. BUT I KNOW, I HONESTLY-- 465 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,166 - BUT I'M THE BABY DADDY. - RIGHT. 466 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,633 I THINK I HAVE TO DO-- WORK ON THAT ANYWAY. 467 00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:34,667 - THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. - RIGHT, NO-- 468 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,066 - I DON'T FEEL THREATENED BY THIS GUY. 469 00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,567 - I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW. - COME ON. 470 00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:40,767 - DOES COOKIE LIKE HIM? 471 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:44,133 - COOKIE LIKED HIM. 472 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,934 COMING UP... 473 00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:50,400 - IF YOU'RE A COUPLE AND YOU NEED TO GO TO COUNSELING, 474 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,700 IT'S OVER. 475 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,433 - DON'T MAKE ANY BLANKET STATEMENTS. 476 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:55,000 LIKE I JUST WANTED HIM TO ACKNOWLEDGE 477 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,266 WHAT HAD GONE ON 'CAUSE I WANTED HIM TO LOVE ME. 478 00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,266 YOU KNOW? 479 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,000 - LAUREN'S A FRIEND THAT I'VE HAD FOR SEVERAL YEARS. 480 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,433 SHE'S--SHE'S FUNNY. SHE'S NOW PREGNANT. 481 00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,133 - WHEN THE MILK COMES IN, 482 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:14,367 YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, PUT CABBAGE ON YOUR BOOBS. 483 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:18,300 THEY GET SO ENGORGED AND BIG AND HARD. 484 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,033 CABBAGE. 485 00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,500 - NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS STUFF. 486 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,667 - [laughs] NOBODY DOES. 487 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:26,367 - THE CHAFEY, CHAPPY NIPPLES. 488 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:28,300 HUGE, GIANT VAGINA. 489 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,500 LIKE, NO ONE TALKS THIS WAY. 490 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,600 - HUGE, GIANT VAGINAS? - HUGE, GIANT VAGINAS. 491 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,900 - THAT'S SCARES ME, MAN. 492 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,000 [woman calls out in Japanese, diners respond] 493 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,967 - ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY'S DOWN HERE. 494 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,333 [both laugh] 495 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,533 - WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 496 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:48,967 - THEY KNOW I'M HERE. 497 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,367 LADY WITH A BABY. 498 00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,400 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 499 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,567 I'M STARVING. 500 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:56,000 FOOD IS VERY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. 501 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,867 THERE IS-- THERE IS NOT ALL THAT MUCH SEX, 502 00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,367 THERE IS NOT ANY BOOZE. 503 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,800 THIS IS FOOD TIME. 504 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,033 - KING CRAB LEGS? - I LOVE THEM. WITH SIRLOIN. 505 00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:07,367 CAN YOU DO A SPICY KING CRAB ROLL? 506 00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,033 - UH, YES. - I'LL TAKE TWO OF THOSE. 507 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:10,767 A SAUTEED MUSHROOM MEDLEY, PLEASE. 508 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,233 I WANT A SALAD TOO. 509 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,400 AND THEN I'M GONNA KEEP A MENU JUST BECAUSE I-- 510 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,867 - CERTAINLY. 511 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,200 AND WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR ROLLS TO COME OUT 512 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,433 AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR MEAL? 513 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:18,934 - WHATEVER COMES FIRST. THE SALAD'S GREAT-- 514 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,567 WHATEVER, YEAH. 515 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:24,266 UM, WE GOTTA PLAN A WEDDING. 516 00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:26,633 - OKAY. - YEAH. 517 00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,333 UM-- 518 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,867 - WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED? - NO, I'M-- 519 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:33,900 I'VE DECIDED THAT I DON'T THINK THAT 520 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,734 WE SHOULD HAVE A WEDDING WITH A KID RUNNING AROUND. 521 00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:38,033 - OKAY. 522 00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:39,433 - I MEAN, THE CHOICES ARE 523 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,967 KNOCKED UP AND SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT, 524 00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,333 OR EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT. 525 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,633 - RIGHT, THINKING IT'S A SHOTGUN WEDDING, RIGHT. 526 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:47,066 - OH, WELL, PAST THAT. SHOTGUN? 527 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,967 LIKE A CANNONBALL. I MEAN--RIGHT? 528 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,367 - WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 529 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,500 - WELL, IF WE'RE GONNA DO IT BEFORE THE BABY, 530 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,700 IT HAS TO BE SOON. 531 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,233 'CAUSE NOW I'M AT SIX MONTHS. 532 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,133 I CAN'T SEE MYSELF GIVING BIRTH 533 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,367 AND THEN WANTING TO PLAN A WEDDING 534 00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,500 AND THEN GO ON HONEYMOON. 535 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,967 IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM REALISTIC. 536 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,433 - WHAT IF, GOD FORBID, SOMETHING HAPPENS 537 00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:05,000 AT THE WEDDING? 538 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,867 - YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION ON THE DOCTOR'S VISITS. 539 00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:09,200 - I KNOW, BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 540 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,600 - JUST GET THE HANDBOOK. 541 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,133 YOU GET TO MAYBE DELIVER THE BABY. 542 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,367 YOU'RE NOT GOING DOWN THAT END WHEN THE BABY COMES OUT. 543 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,600 - WHY NOT? I WANNA SEE IT COME OUT. 544 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,033 - YOU CAN SEE IT FOR THE REST OF ITS LIFE. 545 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,300 YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE IT COME OUT. 546 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,700 YOU CAN LOOK AT A VIDEO OF SOMEONE ELSE'S... 547 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,066 ABYSS WHEN THE-- - COME ON. 548 00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:24,800 - NO. NO. 549 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,700 - WELL, I CAN'T GET TOO GREEDY BECAUSE-- 550 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,600 - GREEDY? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANNA SEE THAT. 551 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,133 - NO, NO, I CAN'T GET TOO GREEDY 552 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,166 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWING ME TO BE SURPRISED, 553 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,867 SO I WON'T GET THAT-- 554 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,767 - OH, IF YOU WERE DOWN THERE YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 555 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,100 - [laughs] 556 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,300 - BY MANY OTHER THINGS 557 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,500 THAT DON'T INCLUDE THE SEX OF THE BABY. 558 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,967 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANNA BE DOWN THERE. 559 00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,667 - WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY WANNA BE DOWN THERE, BUT-- 560 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,166 - YOU MIGHT SEE SOME THINGS YOU NEVER WANNA, 561 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,333 YOU WILL NEVER FORGET. 562 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,533 - I'M NOT GONNA BE FOCUSED ON YOU, 563 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:48,734 I'M GONNA BE FOCUSED ON THE BABY COMING OUT. 564 00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:50,266 - I THINK IT'S-- I KNOW. 565 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,200 I THINK IT'S A WHOLE MESS DOWN THERE-- 566 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,166 - OF COURSE IT IS. - YEAH. 567 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,333 BECAUSE OF--YEAH. 568 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,734 - BUT IT'S NATURAL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 569 00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,300 - I KNOW. I APPRECIATE IT. WE'LL TALK-- 570 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,500 I MEAN, LISTEN. YOU KNOW ME-- 571 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,700 - SO HOW ABOUT THIS. 572 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,266 IF MAYBE THE SECOND ONE-- 573 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,867 - SECOND ONE? WE'RE NOT HAVING A SECOND ONE. 574 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,200 SECOND WHAT? 575 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,800 THE SECOND CONTRACTION, SECOND WHAT? 576 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,467 - [laughs] 577 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,800 I MEAN, MAYBE NUMBER TWO. - NO. 578 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,367 IF I GIVE BIRTH TO AN ALIEN, 579 00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,233 IT WILL STILL BE PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I GIVE BIRTH. 580 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:16,066 THIS IS IT. I LAUGHED, I CRIED. 581 00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:17,433 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE. 582 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:19,200 I THINK SHE REALLY WANTS A GIRL. 583 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,700 IF WE HAVE A BOY, THAT MIGHT BE A NICE EXCUSE 584 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,266 FOR US TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 585 00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:26,400 SO THAT'S KIND OF MY STRATEGY MOVING FORWARD. 586 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,633 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 587 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,000 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME [indistinct]. 588 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,967 - WE TALKED ABOUT A WEDDING THEME, 589 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:32,066 LIKE, ON THE SMALLER SIDE. 590 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:33,433 - YEAH. 591 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,300 - SO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, 50 PEOPLE 592 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,834 OR SOMETHING SMALL LIKE THAT. 593 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:40,133 - 50 PEOPLE'S GONNA BE HARD FOR ME TO-- 594 00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:41,667 - FOR ME, IT'S HARDER THAN YOU 595 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,967 BECAUSE I KNOW-- 596 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,300 - HOW IS FOR YOU HARDER THAN ME? 597 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,633 - WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT MORE 598 00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:47,900 BUSINESS OBLIGATION PEOPLE THAN YOU DO. 599 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,667 - YOU HAVE BUSINESS AND YOU HAVE FRIENDS. 600 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:50,834 I HAVE FAMILY AND FRIENDS, WHICH-- 601 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,166 - RIGHT. NO, I KNOW. 602 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,800 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF THE WALTONS-- 603 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,166 - NO. 604 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,600 - IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE 7,000, LIKE, COUSINS AND THINGS. 605 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,967 - BUT I MEAN, THIS IS MY, 606 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:02,367 HOPEFULLY, MY ONE AND ONLY TIME OF DOING THIS. 607 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,066 - RIGHT. OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? 608 00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:06,166 - I WANT FAMILY TO BE THERE. 609 00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,700 - OKAY. 610 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,633 - MY FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT TO BE THERE. 611 00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:12,967 I NEVER REALIZED HOW STRESSFUL PLANNING A WEDDING IS. 612 00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,500 - YOU'RE BEING VERY COMBATIVE. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT? 613 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,600 - I'M NOT TRYING TO BE COMBATIVE. 614 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,000 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 615 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,333 - ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT I DON'T THINK 616 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:23,633 I COULD REASONABLY GET TO A 50-PERSON WEDDING 617 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:24,967 BETWEEN THE TWO OF US. 618 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:27,133 - SO WHAT ABOUT IF WE TRY TO MAKE IT, LIKE, 619 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:31,734 75, 80 PEOPLE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 620 00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:33,567 LIKE, 40 PEOPLE EACH. - I'LL TRY. 621 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:37,834 - THAT'S NOT THAT BAD. 40 PEOPLE EACH. 622 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,800 UM, I'M SEEING A SHRINK TOMORROW. 623 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,200 - OH, THAT'S A NICE TRANSITION. 624 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,200 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I WANNA MAKE SURE 625 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,700 I GET DOWN THE AISLE. 626 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,934 I'M GONNA TALK TO A SHRINK TOMORROW. 627 00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:46,233 - OH, ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE ME AT THE ALTAR? 628 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:48,200 TO BE HONEST, UH, YOU KNOW, 629 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,767 SHE WAS ENGAGED THREE TIMES. 630 00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:53,300 SO I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE CONCERN. 631 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,867 - ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO WORK ON 632 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,266 AT THE THERAPIST'S TOMORROW? 633 00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:57,800 - HOW ABOUT ME? 634 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,967 - YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME ONE TIME IF YOU WANT. 635 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,400 - I THINK IF-- 636 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,400 IF YOU'RE A COUPLE AND YOU NEED TO GO TO COUNSELING, 637 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,266 IT'S OVER. 638 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:05,467 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S-- 639 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:06,633 DON'T MAKE ANY BLANKET STATEMENTS. 640 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,900 YOU NEVER KNOW. IT'S A PLACE-- 641 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,567 - NO. I, I'LL-- - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 642 00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:13,233 JASON AND I COULD NOT COME FROM TWO MORE DIFFERENT WORLDS. 643 00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,033 JASON'S PARENTS ARE TOGETHER 644 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,400 AND VERY NORMAL, SIMPLE PEOPLE 645 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,967 FROM A VERY SMALL TOWN WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS EACH OTHER, 646 00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:22,300 GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY. 647 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,600 JUST NICE, GOOD, SIMPLE PEOPLE. 648 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:29,567 I WAS RAISED IN A CAVE BY ANIMALS AND WOLVES 649 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:32,000 AND AT RACETRACK AND GAMBLING AND DRINKING 650 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 WHEN I WAS SEVEN AND GOING TO NIGHTCLUBS 651 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,166 WHEN I WAS 14. 652 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,467 MY LIFE WAS A TOTAL CIRCUS. 653 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:40,800 AND JASON'S WAS A POETRY READING. 654 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,467 YOU WANNA WRESTLE-- YOU WANNA DO AN ARM WRESTLE? 655 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,600 - WE SHOULD. - THIS IS SO GOOD. 656 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,734 OH...SO GOOD. 657 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,633 I'M GOING TO THERAPY. 658 00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:05,500 AND THIS IS A MUCH NEEDED JOURNEY. 659 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,934 AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN A REALLY LONG TIME 660 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,467 THAT I HAVE GONE TO THERAPY. 661 00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:10,233 AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 662 00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:11,900 I'M KIND OF READY TO OPEN UP THE CAN. 663 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,333 HI, THERE. 664 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,600 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 665 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,767 NICE TO MEET YOU. BETHENNY. 666 00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,333 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 667 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,000 - THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M MEETING THIS DOCTOR. 668 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,500 AND I HOPE HE'S HARD-CORE. 669 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,934 AND I WOULD LIKE A CHALLENGE. 670 00:22:23,934 --> 00:22:25,600 HERE WE ARE. 671 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,133 - YES, WE ARE. 672 00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:29,600 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE HOPING TO GET OUT OF MEETING WITH ME? 673 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,200 - WELL, IN THE PAST, I'VE GONE TO-- 674 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,867 ON CERTAIN OCCASIONS, I'VE GONE TO THERAPY 675 00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:36,300 WHEN THE WOUND IS BLEEDING TO SORT OF TRY TO STOP 676 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,500 THE BLEEDING A LITTLE BIT TOO LATE. 677 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,967 SO I THINK THIS IS SORT OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, 678 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,800 GETTING YOUR OIL CHANGE BEFORE YOU REALLY NEED TO. 679 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,800 I HAVE A LOT OF CHANGES GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 680 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,967 I AM 6 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT. 681 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:48,633 I AM GETTING MARRIED IN LESS THAN A MONTH. 682 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:53,433 I HAVE TO SUBMIT MY THIRD MASSIVE BOOK 683 00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:54,867 IN LESS THAN A MONTH. 684 00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:56,633 I HAVE MOVED IN WITH MY FIANCE. 685 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,300 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? - JASON. 686 00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,767 - JASON. THAT'S A LOT OF STRESS. 687 00:22:59,767 --> 00:23:01,600 - AND MY FATHER DIED. SORRY. - OH, I'M SORRY. 688 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,667 - THANK YOU. 689 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,266 I'M NOT TRYING TO SOLVE ANY PROBLEM. 690 00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:06,467 I'M TRYING TO JUST BECOME A BETTER PARTNER. 691 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,100 I'M TRYING TO BE ABLE TO BE THE PERSON 692 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,400 THAT CAN ACTUALLY COMMIT 693 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,000 BECAUSE THAT'S BEEN A HUGE ISSUE-- 694 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,333 - YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 695 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,400 - I'VE BEEN ENGAGED THREE TIMES 696 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,100 BEFORE THIS ENGAGEMENT. 697 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,600 I WAS MARRIED YEARS AGO FOR SEVEN MONTHS. 698 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,600 - SO YOU TYPICALLY ARE THE ONE THAT'S BROKEN IT OFF, 699 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,767 THE THREE TIMES YOU WERE ENGAGED? 700 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:21,767 - RIGHT. - OKAY. 701 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,867 - RIGHT, UM... 702 00:23:23,867 --> 00:23:25,533 I WOULD SAY WORK IS MY STRONG POINT, 703 00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:27,367 AND I WOULD SAY THAT RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT. 704 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:29,633 UM, I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY 705 00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,934 THIS IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP 706 00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:34,233 BECAUSE I'M REALLY BEYOND COMMITTED TO IT 707 00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:36,166 AND I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING THAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT WORK. 708 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,500 HE'S JUST-- 709 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,934 I MEAN, AT THE CORE, 710 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:40,400 JUST AN AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, GOOD PERSON. 711 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,333 UM, BECAUSE OF, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE THE BEST TIME TOGETHER 712 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,066 AND I THINK HE BALANCES ME. 713 00:23:45,066 --> 00:23:47,100 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 714 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,567 HE LIKES TO BE-- 715 00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:49,934 HE WOULD LOVE TO BE AROUND PEOPLE ALL THE TIME 716 00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:51,433 AND BE ON, LIKE, FAMILY VACATIONS WITH FRIENDS 717 00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:53,200 AND HAVE PEOPLE-- AND I'M NOT THAT PERSON. 718 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,133 BUT THERE HAVE BEEN POINTS IN MY RELATIONSHIP 719 00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,734 WHERE IT'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, CAN I DO THIS?" 720 00:23:56,734 --> 00:23:57,900 AND "I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS." 721 00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,133 AND "AM I GONNA BE, YOU KNOW--" 722 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:01,500 - SO SELF-DOUBT? 723 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,867 - RIGHT. 724 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:04,700 - LET ME CHANGE THE TOPIC FOR A MINUTE. 725 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,800 - SURE. 726 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,100 - UM, TELL ME ABOUT MY FAMILY. 727 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,066 - MY MOTHER'S NAME IS BONNIE. 728 00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:10,567 - OKAY. 729 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:11,934 AND WHAT WAS YOUR FATHER'S NAME? 730 00:24:11,934 --> 00:24:13,300 - BOBBY. 731 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:15,300 - HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN DIVORCED? 732 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,033 - 35 YEARS. - WOW. OKAY. 733 00:24:17,033 --> 00:24:19,166 DID SHE REMARRY? - MANY TIMES. 734 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:23,100 - AND YOU SAID SHE WAS IN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS? 735 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:26,834 - SELF-ABUSIVE, ABUSIVE FROM OTHERS. 736 00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:29,500 YEAH, I MEAN... 737 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,266 SHE WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL. 738 00:24:32,266 --> 00:24:34,934 WAR OF THE ROSES TIMES TEN. 739 00:24:34,934 --> 00:24:36,233 - WOW. 740 00:24:36,233 --> 00:24:37,934 YOUR PARENTS, YOU'VE NOT BEEN IN THEIR LIVES 741 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,734 FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS. 742 00:24:39,734 --> 00:24:41,367 - RIGHT. - FOR HOW LONG? 743 00:24:41,367 --> 00:24:42,500 SINCE YOU WERE HOW OLD? 744 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,133 - UH, WELL, I LEFT MY HOUSE, 745 00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:47,700 WHICH WAS A REALLY ABUSIVE, CRAZY HOUSE AT 14 746 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,166 AND WENT TO-- OH, NO, AT 15, 747 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:50,567 AND WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL. 748 00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:51,934 SO EFFECTIVELY, 749 00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:54,800 I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH THEM SINCE THEN. 750 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,834 MY REAL FATHER I HAVEN'T HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH 751 00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,500 MOST OF MY LIFE. 752 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,333 UH, HE HAS REALLY NOT HAD ANY INTEREST IN ME-- 753 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,667 BLAMING ME FOR THINGS THAT HAPPENED 754 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,233 WHEN I WAS, LIKE, FOUR YEARS OLD. 755 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:05,400 - LIKE WHAT? 756 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,033 - MY MOTHER TOOK ME AWAY FROM HIM-- 757 00:25:09,033 --> 00:25:11,233 HE WOULDN'T SUPPORT ME UNLESS I WAS LIVING WITH HIM. 758 00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,934 HE HATED ME FOR BEING MY MOTHER'S DAUGHTER. 759 00:25:12,934 --> 00:25:14,533 HE HATED ME FOR BEING LIKE HER. 760 00:25:14,533 --> 00:25:17,367 HE'S ALWAYS RESENTED ME, TILL THE DAY HE DIED. 761 00:25:17,367 --> 00:25:19,166 - WERE YOU WITH HIM WHEN HE DIED? 762 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,734 - YES. AS--YES. 763 00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:22,633 - DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE? 764 00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:24,834 - UM, I DID GET A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIM. 765 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:27,367 HE WAS STILL SORT OF BEING MEAN TOWARDS THE END. 766 00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:29,467 HE STILL, LIKE, DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT 767 00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:33,700 BRIGHTER AND, YOU KNOW, UM... 768 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,066 [sniffles] 769 00:25:39,066 --> 00:25:40,667 LIKE I JUST WANTED HIM TO ACKNOWLEDGE 770 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,600 WHAT HAD GONE ON 'CAUSE IT WAS MADDENING MY WHOLE LIFE. 771 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,266 LIKE IT WAS MADDENING. 772 00:25:44,266 --> 00:25:46,633 I WAS ALWAYS SMART, I WAS ALWAYS, YOU KNOW-- 773 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,800 I HAD A GOOD HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS. 774 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,000 LIKE, GIVEN THE WAY I GREW UP, 775 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,400 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN, LIKE, A CRACK DEN, YOU KNOW. 776 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,100 I JUST WANTED SOMETHING. I JUST WANTED HIM TO-- 777 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,767 I WANTED HIM TO LOVE ME, YOU KNOW? 778 00:25:57,767 --> 00:26:00,834 AND THAT'S DEFINITELY AFFECTED A LOT OF MY RELATIONSHIPS. 779 00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:02,867 - SURE. 780 00:26:02,867 --> 00:26:06,734 LOOK, IF I HAD THE EXPERIENCE YOU DESCRIBED, 781 00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:10,567 I'D BE TERRIFIED OF RELATIONSHIPS. 782 00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:21,233 [dog yapping] 783 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:22,400 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 784 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,700 WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE. 785 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:25,166 THANK YOU, ME TOO. 786 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,600 - UM, YOU CAN PUT ALL YOUR STUFF IN THERE, 787 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,033 'CAUSE BETHANY LIKES TO HAVE IT VERY CLEAN. 788 00:26:28,033 --> 00:26:30,500 - OH, YEAH, I'M VERY NEUROTIC AND PSYCHOTIC 789 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,500 AND I LIKE EVERYTHING TO HAVE ORDER AND HAVE A PLACE. 790 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,467 HAVING A STRAIGHT MALE ASSISTANT 791 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,767 IS COMPLETELY FOREIGN. 792 00:26:35,767 --> 00:26:37,333 - I HEAR A LOT OF VOICES IN HERE. 793 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,934 women: HI. - HI, GUYS. 794 00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:40,467 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? MAX. - YOU'RE THE NEW GUY? 795 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:41,834 - THE NEW GUY. NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 796 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,433 - SO JASON CAME INTO THE OFFICE 797 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:46,667 ON MAX'S FIRST DAY, AND I THINK I WAS FREAKED OUT. 798 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:47,767 - YOU GETTING ACCLIMATED? 799 00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:50,000 - GETTING ACCLIMATED, YES. - YEAH? 800 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,333 HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE 801 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,700 WORKING WITH ALL, ALL WOMEN? 802 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,967 - OH, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 803 00:26:53,967 --> 00:26:55,467 YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT. 804 00:26:55,467 --> 00:26:56,800 - OH, YEAH, HOW OLD ARE YOU, IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING? 805 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,233 - 24. - 24. 806 00:26:58,233 --> 00:26:59,533 NO, I HAVE TO SAY, I WAS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE 807 00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:00,867 WITH A STRAIGHT GUY. 808 00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:02,567 - SO YOU'RE ROOTING FOR THE GAYS INSTEAD? 809 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:05,000 - NO, NO, BECAUSE IT WAS-- THE HISTORY HAS BEEN-- 810 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,367 IT'S EITHER FEMALE OR GAY. 811 00:27:07,367 --> 00:27:09,500 BUT I'M USED TO BEING THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, SO-- 812 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,367 THERE'S TIMES WHERE SHE'S WALKING AROUND CHANGING 813 00:27:12,367 --> 00:27:15,166 AND DOING THINGS LIKE THAT AND UNCOMFORTABLE. 814 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,834 I WAS A 24-YEAR-OLD GUY TOO. 815 00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:21,200 SO I KNOW WE'RE LOOKING AT THAT. I KNOW IT. 816 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,934 YOU CAN ONLY LOOK THIS WAY. 817 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,133 - NOT EVERYONE'S A DISGUSTING ANIMAL. 818 00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:26,200 HE'S ACTUALLY INVOLVED. 819 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,667 HE HAS FRIENDS THAT ARE ARTISTS. 820 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:29,166 - THAT'S WHAT GUYS THINK OF. 821 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,800 - DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME, A LOT? 822 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,200 YOU CAN TELL ME. IT'S OKAY. 823 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,100 - I THINK THE NORMAL AMOUNT. - CAREFUL. 824 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:36,967 - JASON WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, FROM THE CAVE ERA. 825 00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:38,600 HE JUST HAD TO URINATE ALL OVER THE OFFICE 826 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,033 TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THAT'S HIS TERRITORY. 827 00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:43,533 MI CASA. SU NASA. 828 00:27:43,533 --> 00:27:44,900 [laughs] 829 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,600 - SO YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL IN COLLEGE? 830 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,767 - YEAH, I DID. - YEAH? 831 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,033 - YEAH, IT WAS COOL. - COOL, WHAT POSITION? 832 00:27:49,033 --> 00:27:51,800 - I RETURNED PUNTS. - ATHLETE, I LIKE IT. 833 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,633 OH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO-- - OH, DON'T EVEN, PLEASE. 834 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:55,166 I'M GONNA VOMIT. - SEE, IT'S JUST-- 835 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,767 - NO FIST PUMPING. - IT'S JUST NATURAL. 836 00:27:57,767 --> 00:27:59,133 - ARE YOU A BIG FIST PUMPER? - NO. 837 00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:01,033 - NO, I'M NOT THAT. I'M A POUNDER, YEAH. 838 00:28:01,033 --> 00:28:02,200 - THIS IS THE POUND. 839 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,667 - DO YOU DO THAT A LOT WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 840 00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:05,734 - MM-HMM. - WAIT A MINUTE. TWO THINGS. 841 00:28:05,734 --> 00:28:07,433 TWO PEOPLE THAT YOU RESPECT: 842 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:09,133 THE PRESIDENT FIST PUMPED, 843 00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:12,233 AND BOB COSTAS FIST PUMPED ON NATIONAL TV. 844 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,000 - BUT THEY WERE DOING IT AS A ONE-TIME COOL THING-- 845 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,567 - THAT'S WHAT-- WE DID IT ONE TIME. 846 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:16,967 - RIGHT, BUT I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A REGULAR THING. 847 00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:18,567 - I WANT IT EVERY DAY, MAX. 848 00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:20,834 - THERE WAS A FIST POUNDING MOMENT 849 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:24,000 AND, YOU KNOW, I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO." 850 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,867 LIKE, THIS DOESN'T NEED TO HAPPEN. 851 00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:28,633 LIKE, MASCULINE BROMANCE NONSENSE. 852 00:28:28,633 --> 00:28:30,200 - YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DYNAMIC ALREADY? 853 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,266 - NO, I DO-- - I LOVE IT. 854 00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,200 WE'RE GONNA WORK OUT TOGETHER. 855 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,433 - WANNA GO EAT SOME WINGS TOGETHER 856 00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:37,500 AND, LIKE, PICK UP SOME BROADS? 857 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,900 - I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS APPREHENSIVE. 858 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:41,333 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 859 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,100 MAX, NICE TO MEET YOU. 860 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,467 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - WELCOME. 861 00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:45,867 - THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT. 862 00:28:45,867 --> 00:28:46,900 - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU GUYS. GET BACK TO WORK. 863 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:48,500 - TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES. - OKAY. 864 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,900 - OKAY, SO WE'LL GO OVER THIS FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME. 865 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,967 - SO I'M OFF TO FLORIDA TOMORROW. 866 00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:55,400 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 867 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,400 - I HAVE A MEETING IN FLORIDA TOMORROW. 868 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,834 DID YOU FORGET? 869 00:28:59,834 --> 00:29:01,233 - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. 870 00:29:01,233 --> 00:29:02,700 - I TOLD YOU. 871 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,166 - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO FLORIDA TOMORROW. 872 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:06,033 JASON'S A BUSINESSMAN, 873 00:29:06,033 --> 00:29:08,600 AND SOMETIMES HE HAS TO TRAVEL TO GO TO CONFERENCES. 874 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,333 AND THIS WOULD BE ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 875 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,900 AND THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 876 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,700 YOU DID NOT TELL ME YOU WERE LEAVING. 877 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,900 - BETHENNY, I TOLD YOU. 878 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,734 YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON 879 00:29:16,734 --> 00:29:19,667 THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER. 880 00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:21,567 - WE HAVE A HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 881 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:22,800 COMING UP... 882 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,467 OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 883 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:25,800 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM? 884 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,133 YOU CANNOT DO THIS. 885 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,500 - ALEX AND SIMON ARE HERE. - OH, AWESOME. 886 00:29:35,867 --> 00:29:37,533 - WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU'RE GOING FLORIDA? 887 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,100 - I TOLD YOU. 888 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,333 - JUST ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. - BUT I TOLD YOU THAT, I MEAN-- 889 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,633 - AS LONG AS YOU'RE BACK-- - NO, I'LL BE BACK. 890 00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:45,100 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL PRESSURED OR-- 891 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,266 - SO JASON TELLS ME HE'S GOING TO FLORIDA 892 00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:47,867 FOR WORK FOR THE WEEK. 893 00:29:47,867 --> 00:29:48,967 I KNOW YOU WANTED YOUR FRIEND TO STAY THE WHOLE WEEKEND. 894 00:29:48,967 --> 00:29:51,967 - YEAH, YEAH. - SO I DON'T FEEL-- 895 00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:53,433 DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMFORTABLE WITH SOMEONE STAYING HERE. 896 00:29:53,433 --> 00:29:54,900 JASON HAS FRIENDS COMING IN FROM OUT OF TOWN 897 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:56,533 FOR THE HOUSEWARMING PARTY, 898 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:59,467 AND HE WANTED HIS FRIENDS TO STAY AT OUR APARTMENT. 899 00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:01,633 I JUST DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW HIS GIRLFRIEND. 900 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,066 I'VE MET HIM ONE TIME. 901 00:30:03,066 --> 00:30:04,767 AND I JUST, YOU KNOW, 902 00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:06,066 I KNOW THAT'S YOU, IT'S NOT ME. 903 00:30:06,066 --> 00:30:07,500 - RIGHT. 904 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:08,934 YEAH, BUT THIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE FOR 20 YEARS. 905 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,166 THIS IS THE PROBLEM I HAVE. 906 00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:14,133 I WALK ON EGGSHELLS WHEN I ASK YOU 907 00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:16,266 FOR FRIENDS OR FAM-- TO DO ANYTHING 908 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,467 WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 909 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:18,734 OR FOR THEM TO COME OVER. 910 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:19,900 - NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T MAKE 911 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:20,967 A BIG GENERAL STATEMENT LIKE THIS. 912 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:22,266 I'VE SAID TO YOU 20 TIMES, 913 00:30:22,266 --> 00:30:23,433 "MAKE PLANS WITH ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS 914 00:30:23,433 --> 00:30:24,567 AND GO OUT TO DINNER WITH ANY OF THEM." 915 00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:26,000 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, SLEEP IN BED WITH THEM? 916 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,200 - STOP. - WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 917 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,433 - I KNOW HOW I FEEL. 918 00:30:28,433 --> 00:30:30,000 - ASK ME TO HAVE DINNER PLANS WITH SOMEBODY. 919 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,600 JUST ASK ME. LET'S GO TO DINNER. 920 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,467 - GOD, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO DIFFICULT, WHY? 921 00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:36,000 - 'CAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WANT. 922 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,533 IT'S NOT COLLEGE ANYMORE. WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 923 00:30:38,533 --> 00:30:41,233 - DON'T LUMP ME INTO BEING SOME FRAT BOY. 924 00:30:41,233 --> 00:30:43,934 I'M NOT OUT EVERY WEEKEND TRYING TO GO OUT WITH THE BOYS. 925 00:30:43,934 --> 00:30:45,834 - NO, BUT YOU KEEP BRINGING UP THIS FRIENDS THING IN GENERAL. 926 00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:47,300 I DON'T GET WHAT YOU-- 927 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,433 WHO HAS TIME TO SEE THEIR FRIENDS ALL THE TIME? 928 00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:49,900 I DON'T EVEN SEE MY OWN FRIENDS. 929 00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,834 - THE LAST TIME I SAID TO YOU 930 00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:54,467 ABOUT THE HOUSEWARMING PARTY COMING UP, 931 00:30:54,467 --> 00:30:55,934 EVERYTHING'S, LIKE, GUARDED. 932 00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:58,066 - NO, THE HOUSEWARMING I'VE BEEN GOOD WITH. 933 00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,533 I'VE BEEN GOOD WITH THE HOUSEWARMING. 934 00:30:59,533 --> 00:31:01,600 - I KNOW, BUT WHEN I JUST SAID-- 935 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,266 - SO JUST SAY THANK YOU FOR THAT ONE THING. 936 00:31:03,266 --> 00:31:04,333 JUST SAY, "I'M GLAD WE'RE HAVING THE HOUSEWARMING--" 937 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:05,500 - THANK YOU. 938 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,200 I SHOULD ASK PERMISSION FOR YOU MOVING FORWARD. 939 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,934 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 940 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,166 - NO, I'M SAYING YOU'RE ADJUSTING A LITTLE BIT 941 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:11,233 TO "THANK YOU, WE'RE HAVING A HOUSEWARMING, 942 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:12,400 MY FRIENDS COMING OVER." 943 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,600 LIKE, YIPPEE, LIKE, ONE LITTLE THING. 944 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,934 YOU'RE SAYING TO ME I NEVER DO ANYTHING. 945 00:31:14,934 --> 00:31:16,100 I'M DOING THAT. 946 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,633 - THIS IS OUR PLACE, NOT YOUR PLACE. 947 00:31:18,633 --> 00:31:20,367 - I AGREE. 948 00:31:30,367 --> 00:31:31,800 - AH. 949 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,033 - SO YOU HAVE TO MEET ME HALFWAY WITH IT. 950 00:31:33,033 --> 00:31:34,367 - I KNOW. - I'M NOT--IT'S A ZERO-SUM-- 951 00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:35,633 I'M NOT-- - I'M TRYING. I'M TRYING. 952 00:31:35,633 --> 00:31:37,133 - NO, NO, NO, BUT I HAVE TO MEET YOU HALFWAY, 953 00:31:37,133 --> 00:31:38,700 BUT YOU HAVE TO MEET ME TOO. I'M NOT WRONG. 954 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:39,900 AND YOU'RE NOT WRONG EITHER. 955 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,233 - I NEVER SAID YOU WERE WRONG. 956 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,433 - NO, YOU KIND OF DID TODAY. 957 00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:44,000 YOU SAID I WAS WRONG THIS MORNING. 958 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,333 I JUST FEEL LIKE PEOPLE THAT I DON'T KNOW 959 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,166 STAYING IN MY APARTMENT WITH MY DOG, 960 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,734 IT'S JUST A LITTLE... 961 00:31:49,734 --> 00:31:51,400 NEW AND A LITTLE NO. 962 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,533 NOT EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD IS COMFORTABLE 963 00:31:52,533 --> 00:31:53,734 WITH PEOPLE THAT THEY DON'T KNOW 964 00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:54,934 STAYING AT THEIR HOUSE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND. 965 00:31:54,934 --> 00:31:56,700 THINGS COULD HAPPEN, SOMEONE COULD-- 966 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:57,867 - LET ME SAY ONE THING, THOUGH. 967 00:31:57,867 --> 00:31:59,567 YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME AND THE PEOPLE 968 00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:01,900 I SURROUND MYSELF WITH THAT ARE GOOD PEOPLE, SO-- 969 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,166 - I DO. - THIS IS OUR PLACE. 970 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:05,734 - I UNDERSTAND. - THIS IS OUR HOUSE, OKAY? 971 00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,066 - I UNDERSTAND, AND WE BOTH HAVE TO AGREE ON THINGS. 972 00:32:07,066 --> 00:32:09,300 - BETHENNY AND I ARE-- WE HAVE A LOT OF DIFFERENCES. 973 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:12,433 SHE WOULD RATHER STAY IN. 974 00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:14,400 I'D RATHER BE AROUND PEOPLE. 975 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,767 - YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP 976 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,166 AND BOTH PEOPLE ARE THE SAME AND THEY'RE LUCKY. 977 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:20,000 - BEFORE WE GO IN AND LOOK AT OUR WEDDING BANDS. 978 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,667 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT? 979 00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:23,467 LET'S GO IN THERE AND HAVE FUN, OKAY? 980 00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:24,700 - OKAY. 981 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:25,867 - 'CAUSE WE'RE GETTING MARRIED SOON. 982 00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:27,033 - I KNOW. - ALL RIGHT? 983 00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:28,266 - I KNOW. - OKAY? 984 00:32:28,266 --> 00:32:30,100 SO WE COULD-- THESE ARE JUST NONSENSE THINGS-- 985 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,500 - NO, I KNOW, BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE. 986 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,633 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT. 987 00:32:32,633 --> 00:32:34,066 WE HAVE TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE. 988 00:32:34,066 --> 00:32:35,266 - I HAVE TO DO A BETTER JOB AT COMMUNICATING. 989 00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:36,700 - YES, BECAUSE IT'S GONNA GET EXHAUSTING 990 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:37,767 AND IT'S GONNA BE DAMAGE. - I RECOGNIZE THAT. 991 00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:38,633 SO ARE WE GONNA GO IN AND HAVE FUN? 992 00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:39,800 - YES. - ARE YOU EXCITED? 993 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,867 - YES. - ALL RIGHT. 994 00:32:40,867 --> 00:32:42,467 - I LOVE YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 995 00:32:42,467 --> 00:32:44,133 I LOVE YOU TOO. 996 00:32:44,133 --> 00:32:45,700 - SO WE'RE ON THE HEELS OF A MAJOR ARGUMENT, 997 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:48,900 AND WE'RE WALKING IN TO GO GET OUR WEDDING BANDS. 998 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,734 HI! SO COOL IN HERE. 999 00:32:51,734 --> 00:32:53,066 WE WERE ABLE TO SHIFT GEARS. 1000 00:32:53,066 --> 00:32:54,967 WE WERE ABLE TO REALLY GET IN THE MOMENT 1001 00:32:54,967 --> 00:32:56,333 ABOUT WHAT WE WERE DOING, AND FRANKLY, 1002 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,400 IT PUT EVERYTHING IN PERSPECTIVE. 1003 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,033 HI. - HOW'S EVERYTHING? 1004 00:32:59,033 --> 00:33:00,934 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 1005 00:33:00,934 --> 00:33:02,567 - EXCITED. 1006 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,367 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 1007 00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:05,867 - I'M GREAT, I'M GREAT. 1008 00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:07,033 - SO WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WEDDING IN, LIKE, 1009 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:09,000 A COUPLE OF WEEKS. - NERVE-RACKING, RIGHT? 1010 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,400 - WHEN IS THE WEDDING? 1011 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,600 - UM, WE'RE THINKING ABOUT A MONTH, WHAT, A MONTH? 1012 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,934 LIKE A MONTH AND CHANGE. 1013 00:33:13,934 --> 00:33:15,467 - OKAY. 1014 00:33:15,467 --> 00:33:16,667 - A MONTH AND A LOT OF CHANGE. 1015 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:17,967 - SO WE NEED TO GET MOVING. 1016 00:33:17,967 --> 00:33:19,367 - YEAH, WE GOTTA GET THE RINGS STARTED. 1017 00:33:19,367 --> 00:33:20,633 'CAUSE, UH, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING WE DO 1018 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:21,967 IS GONNA BE CUSTOM FOR YOU. 1019 00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,467 SO WE CAN FABRICATE EVERYTHING-- 1020 00:33:23,467 --> 00:33:25,367 - AND HE WANTS SOME, LIKE, BIG GANGSTER RAPPER. 1021 00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:27,066 - YEAH, OKAY, WE'VE GOT SOME ROCKS, 1022 00:33:27,066 --> 00:33:28,600 SOME PIECES TO SHOW YOU. 1023 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,066 - KRISTEN FARRELL IS WHERE WE GOT MY ENGAGEMENT RING FROM. 1024 00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:32,900 THEY'VE KIND OF BEEN WITH US ON THIS JOURNEY. 1025 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:35,633 WE GOT ENGAGED IN THEIR RING AND WE'RE STILL HERE, 1026 00:33:35,633 --> 00:33:37,734 SO NOW WE'RE TAKING THE NEXT STEP 1027 00:33:37,734 --> 00:33:39,734 AND GETTING MARRIED IN THEIR WEDDING BANDS. 1028 00:33:39,734 --> 00:33:41,967 - SO WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? 1029 00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:43,667 GUYS ARE EASY. - ALL RIGHT. 1030 00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:45,000 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S DO IT. 1031 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,967 - I DON'T LIKE IT SUPER THIN, THOUGH. 1032 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,133 - OKAY. 1033 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:49,567 - THE COOL THING ABOUT THIS ONE, THOUGH, 1034 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:51,734 IT'S SHINY PLATINUM, IT'S GOT A CURVATURE TO IT, 1035 00:33:51,734 --> 00:33:54,166 A COMFORT FIT. - IT IS KIND OF COOL. 1036 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,800 BACK UP SO I CAN SEE. 1037 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,266 - DOES IT FEEL REALLY GOOD? - IT IS KIND OF COOL. 1038 00:33:57,266 --> 00:33:59,166 IT'S SO--IT'S CRAZY. IS THAT WEIRD? 1039 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:01,300 - YEAH, IT'S SO WEIRD. - DO YOU LIKE IT, THOUGH? 1040 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,100 - I LIKE IT, BUT IT'S WEIRD. 1041 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,367 I'LL BE LIKE THIS FOR, LIKE, THREE MONTHS. 1042 00:34:04,367 --> 00:34:05,567 - IT'S COOL. IT LOOKS-- 1043 00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:07,934 LIKE, YOU LOOK HANDSOME WITH IT, IT'S NICE. 1044 00:34:07,934 --> 00:34:08,967 - YEAH? - YEAH. 1045 00:34:08,967 --> 00:34:10,333 AND THEN IT WAS MY TURN 1046 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,667 AND THERE WAS A LITTLE MORE BLING WITH THE RING. 1047 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:14,734 AND THEY PICKED OUT ALL THESE SORT OF 1048 00:34:14,734 --> 00:34:15,934 SPARKLY DIAMOND RINGS. 1049 00:34:15,934 --> 00:34:17,600 AND IT WAS ALL SO REAL TO ME. 1050 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,033 LIKE, "I'M GOING TO BE WEARING A WEDDING BAND." 1051 00:34:19,033 --> 00:34:19,967 THOSE RINGS WILL BE THERE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS 1052 00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:21,200 AT THE WEDDING. 1053 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,700 - THIS'LL GIVE YOU JUST A LOT OF DIAMOND. 1054 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:24,867 - OKAY. 1055 00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:26,700 - THE RING THAT WE MAKE HERE, 1056 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,667 IT INCORPORATES TWO SIZE ROUNDS. 1057 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:32,333 LARGER AND, UH, ALTERNATING WITH-- 1058 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:33,867 - OH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE OVAL, THE TWO ROUNDS. 1059 00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:35,533 - IT GIVES YOU A, YEAH, AN OVAL APPEARANCE. 1060 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:37,333 - ISN'T THAT INTERESTING? I LIKE THAT. 1061 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,800 - THIS IS A STEP CUT. YOU GET-- 1062 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,166 - ARE THEY COMPARABLE IN PRICE? 1063 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:41,333 - UH, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE. 1064 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:42,700 - OF COURSE. 1065 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,066 - BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1066 00:34:44,066 --> 00:34:46,400 IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A BRILLIANT ENGAGEMENT RING-- 1067 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,800 - RIGHT. - I WOULD LIKE THIS. 1068 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,433 BUT YOU REALLY NEED YOUR WEDDING BAND 1069 00:34:49,433 --> 00:34:50,867 TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE WITH-- 1070 00:34:50,867 --> 00:34:53,367 - IT'S CLEAN AND IT'S HARD AND IT'S ABRASIVE 1071 00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:54,467 AND IT'S GOT MY PERSONALITY. 1072 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,633 JUST GET 'EM BOTH. 1073 00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:56,967 YOU WANT THE LOBSTER OR YOU WANT THE STEAK, 1074 00:34:56,967 --> 00:34:58,367 YOU GET 'EM BOTH. 1075 00:34:58,367 --> 00:35:00,500 THAT'S AWESOME. OH, COOL. I LOVE IT. 1076 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,567 OKAY. COOL. 1077 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:03,767 - YOU LIKE IT? - I DO. DO YOU? 1078 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:04,767 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1079 00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:08,533 WOW. I LOVE IT. - ME TOO. 1080 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:10,533 - IT'S GONNA BE A MAGICAL MOMENT. 1081 00:35:10,533 --> 00:35:11,867 - OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 1082 00:35:11,867 --> 00:35:13,667 I HOPE JASON REALLY LIKED THAT RING 1083 00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:16,100 BECAUSE WE'LL BE EATING RICE FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS. 1084 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:18,700 I MEAN, WE'LL BE LIVING IN A TENT. 1085 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,567 - AND THE FINISH-- - WHAT DO PEOPLE DO? 1086 00:35:20,567 --> 00:35:22,567 THEY GET SOMETHING ENGRAVED IN IT, OR? 1087 00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:23,867 - YOU COULD DO THAT. - YEAH. 1088 00:35:23,867 --> 00:35:25,467 - IF YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 1089 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:27,300 - WE DID IT THIS MORNING. WE CAN DO "F.U." 1090 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,333 [laughter] 1091 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:45,166 JASON HAD TO GO TO FLORIDA LAST-MINUTE FOR BUSINESS, 1092 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:47,533 BUT HE'LL BE BACK IN TIME FOR THE PARTY. 1093 00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:50,000 I GOTTA DEAL WITH FOOD AND HALF THE PEOPLE HAVE LENT 1094 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,467 AND HALF THE PEOPLE ARE JEWS AND, YOU KNOW, 1095 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:53,834 I GOTTA MAKE COCKTAILS. 1096 00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:56,333 AND I'M A CHEF, SO I CAN'T JUST THROW 1097 00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,033 A HUNK OF CHEDDAR CHEESE ON THE TABLE 1098 00:35:58,033 --> 00:36:00,166 AND, YOU KNOW, GIVE PEOPLE A WET-NAP. 1099 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:04,533 I NEED TO KIND OF GET INVOLVED. 1100 00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:07,300 I GOTTA DEAL AND I GOTTA SMILE 1101 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,934 BECAUSE I COULD BE A CURMUDGEON. 1102 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,467 BUT I HAVE TO BE THE HAPPY HOSTESS, 1103 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,800 SO I'LL SUCK IT UP. 1104 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,000 [chattering] 1105 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,166 - HELLO. - LIKE, NOTHING. NONE OF IT. 1106 00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:22,500 YOU MAKE--IF YOU'RE STRAIGHT, YOU SHOULD BE NOTICING. 1107 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,567 - YOU LOOK GREAT. 1108 00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:25,934 - I THINK THAT LOOKS GREAT ON YOU. 1109 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,500 - CHUCK IS AN INTERIOR DESIGNER. 1110 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,133 SO HE CAME A LITTLE EARLY TO HELP ME SET UP. 1111 00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:31,867 I REALLY LOVE CHUCK. HE JUST MAKES ME LAUGH, 1112 00:36:31,867 --> 00:36:33,233 BECAUSE HE'S A NUTJOB. 1113 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,667 I'M SUSPENDING THE SHOE RULE. 1114 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,100 - OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE, SHOES ON OR OFF? 1115 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,900 YOU'RE WEARING YOUR SHOES. 1116 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,734 - WELL, I'M HANDLING GLASSWARE AND KNIVES-- 1117 00:36:39,734 --> 00:36:41,500 - I'M GONNA CONTEMPLATE SUSPENDING THE RULE. 1118 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,767 - BUT YOU'RE A GAY MAN, 1119 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:43,600 SO WHY WOULDN'T YOU WEAR YOUR SHOES? 1120 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,734 - I'M NOT A GAY MAN. 1121 00:36:44,734 --> 00:36:45,934 - YOU'RE NOT A GAY MAN? 1122 00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:47,300 - I'M SORRY. ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 1123 00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:48,500 - ALL RIGHT, NO OFFENSE. 1124 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,967 - I'M NOT OFFENDED. 1125 00:36:49,967 --> 00:36:51,900 - WHY WOULD YOU-- - NO, NO, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. 1126 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,300 - WHY WOULD I THINK? OKAY, WHY WOULD I THINK. 1127 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:55,667 LET'S START: WHAT STRAIGHT MAN IN THE WORLD-- 1128 00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:57,867 AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU-- WOULD WANT TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT? 1129 00:36:57,867 --> 00:36:59,734 ONLY A GAY MAN WOULD WANT THAT JOB. 1130 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:01,967 I MEAN, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. - I DON'T KNOW. 1131 00:37:01,967 --> 00:37:03,400 - HE HAS A REALLY GOOD POINT, ACTUALLY. 1132 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,400 - IT'S ALL ABOUT, LIKE, "ARE THESE THE RIGHT EARRINGS?" 1133 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,033 OR, "DO YOU LIKE THIS BELT?" 1134 00:37:06,033 --> 00:37:07,800 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MI-- I'M A BUSINESS PERSON. 1135 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,867 - CORRECT. 1136 00:37:08,867 --> 00:37:10,300 AND HE KIND OF LOOKS GAY. 1137 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,600 HE'S VERY ZHUZHED UP. I MEAN, HE'S NOT-- 1138 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,900 - WHAT? EXPLAIN. 1139 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,767 - IT'S THE HAIR! I TOLD YOU. 1140 00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:16,300 - NO. ALL RIGHT, FINE. FORGET IT. 1141 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,467 - OH! AH! AH! AH! 1142 00:37:18,467 --> 00:37:19,967 - I REALLY DON'T--I-- 1143 00:37:19,967 --> 00:37:21,533 - IS IT--DOES IT FREAK YOU OUT THAT MUCH? 1144 00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,000 REALLY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY. 1145 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,166 - NO, I KNOW! - IT'S WORKED FOR ME FOREVER. 1146 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:25,567 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY. 1147 00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:27,734 - I THINK IT'S THE HAIR. HE SAID ZHUZHED UP. 1148 00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:29,633 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE HAIR, THERE WOULD BE NO ZHUZHING. 1149 00:37:29,633 --> 00:37:31,166 - I'M WEARING A TIE BY REQUEST, BY THE WAY. 1150 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,533 - YOUR TIE OFF. OPEN YOUR SHIRT AND TAKE IT-- 1151 00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:33,734 I WANT TO SEE THE TIE OFF. 1152 00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:35,033 I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE. 1153 00:37:35,033 --> 00:37:36,100 - I'M GONNA VOTE FOR TIE OFF TOO. 1154 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,667 - OKAY. - BUT--BUT JULIE EMAILED ME 1155 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:39,400 AND SAID THAT YOU HAD ASKED FOR-- 1156 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,567 - NO, YOU SAID, "SHOULD I WEAR SOMETHING SPECIAL?" 1157 00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:42,000 I SAID, "YOU COULD WEAR A TIE." 1158 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,567 I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED CUTE. YOU KNOW, LIKE... 1159 00:37:43,567 --> 00:37:45,266 [phone ringing] HOLD ON. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 1160 00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:46,367 - SAVED BY THE BELL. 1161 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:47,900 - HELLO? 1162 00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:50,100 - HEY, BABY. - HI! 1163 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,467 WHAT? - HOW ARE YOU? 1164 00:37:51,467 --> 00:37:53,000 - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 1165 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,800 [dog barking] 1166 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,033 - WHAT'S THE STORY? 1167 00:37:56,033 --> 00:37:57,033 - I'VE BEEN TRYING-- 1168 00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:58,400 I'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE ALL DAY 1169 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,066 WITH THE, UH, AIRLINES, 1170 00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:02,633 AND I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT. 1171 00:38:02,633 --> 00:38:03,700 - HEH. 1172 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,500 JESUS CHRIST. 1173 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,867 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS? 1174 00:38:07,867 --> 00:38:09,767 - WELL, MY FRIENDS ARE STILL COMING, 1175 00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:11,100 WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE. 1176 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,600 BUT, UH, HEH HEH. 1177 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,834 - OKAY, HOLD ON. LET ME JUST-- 1178 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,300 I'M GETTING YOU IN THE OTHER ROOM. 1179 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,767 [indistinct chatter on line] 1180 00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:21,333 - [scoffs] 1181 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,767 ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE COMING. 1182 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,166 YOUR FRIENDS ARE COMING IN FROM OUT OF TOWN! 1183 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:27,300 I'M IN A TUTU, LIKE... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1184 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,367 LIKE, IT'S YOUR PA-- 1185 00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:29,867 THIS IS KIND OF LIKE YOUR PARTY. 1186 00:38:29,867 --> 00:38:31,400 - I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS ALL BY MYSELF. 1187 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,066 I DIDN'T EVEN REALLY WANT THIS PARTY. 1188 00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:34,367 I JUST WANT TO REST. 1189 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:36,100 OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1190 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,133 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM? 1191 00:38:37,133 --> 00:38:38,200 YOU CANNOT DO THIS. 1192 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,233 I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS PARTY. 1193 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:40,633 I GOTTA GO. THIS IS CRAZY. 1194 00:38:40,633 --> 00:38:43,066 I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS. THIS IS SO STUPID. 1195 00:38:43,066 --> 00:38:45,166 ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE. 1196 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,467 ALL RIGHT, SO WE HAVE TO-- 1197 00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:54,433 ARE ALL THE LIMES AND ALL THE LEMONS CUT UP? 1198 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:57,700 - YOU WANTED ME TO MAKE A MARTINI FIRST. 1199 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,266 - WELL, THE LEMON AND THE LIMES, 1200 00:38:59,266 --> 00:39:00,867 AND THEN RIMMING ALL THE GLASSES. 1201 00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,734 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A MARTINI, AND THEN I'M GONNA SHOW YOU 1202 00:39:02,734 --> 00:39:04,100 HOW WE'RE GONNA PLATTER ALL THE FOOD. 1203 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,300 - WAIT, YOU WANT TO PUT IT IN THIS GLASS? 1204 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,367 - YES. 1205 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,767 [dog barks] - COOKIE. 1206 00:39:16,467 --> 00:39:17,533 [doorbell rings] 1207 00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:19,500 [dog barking] 1208 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,000 - HI! 1209 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,233 HOW ARE YOU? 1210 00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:23,600 - THERE WE GO! - YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! 1211 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,834 - THANK YOU! 1212 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:26,166 - THERE WE GO. 1213 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:27,300 - NOW THIS WHOLE PARTY'S PLANNED. 1214 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,433 WE ARE HAVING OUR HOUSEWARMING, 1215 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:29,700 AND JASON'S NOT HERE. 1216 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,734 THIS IS JASON'S BEST MAN. 1217 00:39:31,734 --> 00:39:33,600 - OH, MY GOD. - AND JASON'S NOT HERE. 1218 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,633 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT JASON'S NOT HERE? 1219 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,033 - I KNOW. 1220 00:39:36,033 --> 00:39:37,300 - IT'S NICE OF YOU TO COME THAT HE'S NOT HERE. 1221 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,400 HOW [bleep] THAT HE'S NOT HERE AND YOU ARE. 1222 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,867 - ONLY HIM, ONLY HIM. 1223 00:39:39,867 --> 00:39:41,233 - I CAN'T. 1224 00:39:41,233 --> 00:39:43,166 THIS IS THE BABY'S ROOM THAT HASN'T BEEN BABIED YET. 1225 00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,066 DID YOU THINK YOU'D BE THE BEST MAN? 1226 00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,233 - UH, I WASN'T, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T SURE. 1227 00:39:47,233 --> 00:39:49,100 WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1228 00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:51,300 GROWING UP, UM, YOU KNOW, I WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO HIM. 1229 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,133 - AND HE'S NOT HAVING ANYBODY ELSE. 1230 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:55,567 - YEAH, NO, THAT'S IT. NO, I'M VERY...HAPPY. 1231 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:57,367 - CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M GETTING MARRIED? 1232 00:39:57,367 --> 00:39:59,400 - YES. I THINK IT'S FABULOUS. 1233 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,567 IT'S--IT'S THE RIGHT TIME. 1234 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:02,934 - I WANT EVERYBODY TO GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER. 1235 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,500 I DON'T LIKE AWKWARD SILENCE, AND-- 1236 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:09,300 AND SOMETIMES I DON'T COME FROM A PLACE OF GUESTS. 1237 00:40:10,567 --> 00:40:12,100 COMING UP... 1238 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,767 - ONCE THE BABY'S BORN... FORGET ABOUT WRITING. 1239 00:40:13,767 --> 00:40:14,900 - YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO THINK. 1240 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,333 - [whimpers] 1241 00:40:23,433 --> 00:40:24,867 - HI! - HEY. 1242 00:40:24,867 --> 00:40:26,500 - YOU KNOW JASON'S NOT HERE, RIGHT? 1243 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,166 - I THINK WE FIGURED THAT OUT ON THE WAY UP THE STAIRS. 1244 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:30,367 - ARE YOU-- IS THAT CRAZY? 1245 00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:32,066 - YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT? - WELL, UM, WELCOME. 1246 00:40:32,066 --> 00:40:34,700 I WANT TO DO THIS FOR JASON, AND I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY, 1247 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,600 AND KIND OF PROUD OF ME AND EXCITED ABOUT THE WAY IT WENT. 1248 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,867 THAT'S COMPROMISE. THAT'S WHAT RELATIONSHIP IS. 1249 00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:42,367 BUT IT'S JUST...ABSURD. 1250 00:40:42,367 --> 00:40:44,700 - SO, RICCIO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, UH... 1251 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:46,667 ALL JASON'S CHRISTIAN FRIENDS THINK OF THE FACT 1252 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,233 THAT I'M KNOCKED UP AND GOING DOWN THE AISLE 1253 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:49,934 7 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT? 1254 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:52,533 - IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S TYPICAL JASON. 1255 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,700 YOU KNOW, ROLLING WITH-- ROLLING WITH THE PUNCHES. 1256 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,767 - I MEAN, AT LEAST HE'S MAKING AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF YOU 1257 00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:58,367 BEFORE THE BABY COMES, RIGHT? 1258 00:40:58,367 --> 00:40:59,800 - I GUESS SO, YEAH. 1259 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,567 DOES ANYBODY BESIDES CHUCK HAVE AN EATING DISORDER 1260 00:41:01,567 --> 00:41:03,433 AND NOT GONNA EAT? - YES. 1261 00:41:03,433 --> 00:41:06,567 - THIS IS BEEF, SAUTEED CHICKEN, SAUTEED CRAB PUFFS. 1262 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:08,266 AND VEGETARIAN ROLLS, [indistinct] LENT. 1263 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,934 - ALEX AND SIMON ARE HERE. [dog barking] 1264 00:41:10,934 --> 00:41:12,300 - HAVE SOME MORE PURPLE. 1265 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,200 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO GORGEOUS. 1266 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,333 - WE COME BEARING GIFTS, INDEED. 1267 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:17,233 - ALEX AND SIMON CAME OVER. 1268 00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:18,633 YES, I KNOW. 1269 00:41:18,633 --> 00:41:20,467 THEY'VE BEEN REALLY-- THEY'VE BEEN REALLY NICE. 1270 00:41:20,467 --> 00:41:22,533 AND...NORMAL? 1271 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:23,934 - WAY BACK IN THE DAY, YEAH. 1272 00:41:23,934 --> 00:41:25,100 - SO I WANT TO THROW A SHOWER FOR YOU. 1273 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,166 - OKAY. 1274 00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:28,066 WHAT KIND OF SHOW-- BABY OR BRIDAL? 1275 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:30,400 - UH, WELL, THE WEDDING'S IN A MONTH, RIGHT? 1276 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,200 - RIGHT. - WE BETTER GET ON THAT. 1277 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,033 - DOES EVERYBODY HAVE A BRIDAL SHOWER AND A BABY SHOWER? 1278 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,667 - UM, MAYBE NOT AT THE SAME TIME. 1279 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,233 WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. WE'LL FLIP A COIN. 1280 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:38,600 - WILL THAT BE A BLA-- A BLABEL-- 1281 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,900 - A "BRABY" SHOWER? - A "BLABEL" SHOWER. 1282 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,400 - YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING BOOK SIGNINGS 1283 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,834 WITH A BABYBJORN. 1284 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,066 - SERIOUSLY, DO IT NOW. 1285 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:46,600 ONCE THE BABY'S BORN, FORGET ABOUT WRITING. 1286 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,834 - YOU CAN GET YOUR BODY TO POINT "A." 1287 00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,266 YOU CAN MANAGE TO PUT ON MAKEUP 1288 00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:52,100 AND GO BE WHERE YOU NEED TO BE. 1289 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,300 BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO THINK. 1290 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:55,967 - [whimpers] - WHAT? 1291 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:57,967 - ALL RIGHT. WELL, BUCKLE UP. 1292 00:41:57,967 --> 00:41:59,500 - YEAH, CHEERS. - CHEERS. 1293 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,600 - THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH, EVERYONE, FOR COMING. 1294 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,900 A TOAST TO JASON. 1295 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:07,000 GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, THE PARTY WAS REALLY GREAT. 1296 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,367 THERE WAS NO DRAMA WHATSOEVER 1297 00:42:09,367 --> 00:42:10,600 AT THIS PARTY, 1298 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,433 EXCEPT FOR THE DRAMA IN MY OWN HEAD. 1299 00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:13,467 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 1300 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:15,367 - HEY, JASON! all: HI! 1301 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:17,033 - WISH I WAS THERE. 1302 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,033 - SO, JASON, YOU NOW HAVE TO IDENTIFY EVERY VOICE YOU HEAR. 1303 00:42:19,033 --> 00:42:20,300 IT'S A NEW GAME. 1304 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,600 - OH, THAT--THAT'S EASY. 1305 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,600 HI, SIMON. 1306 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,667 - HEY, JASON. 1307 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,400 [laughter] 1308 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,400 - UH, MISS YOU GUYS. 1309 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,600 - LET ME GRAB THIS FOR A SEC. 1310 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,200 HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HI, BABY. 1311 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,967 - HOW ARE THE HOOKERS IN ORLANDO? 1312 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:33,967 [laughter] - UH, THEY'RE--THEY'RE OKAY. 1313 00:42:33,967 --> 00:42:36,367 - YEAH? SO ANYWAY, HI. 1314 00:42:36,367 --> 00:42:37,433 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN WITHOUT YOU, 1315 00:42:37,433 --> 00:42:38,600 BUT WE MISS YOU. 1316 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,266 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. HAVE FUN. 1317 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,567 - OKAY. - SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1318 00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,467 - BYE, JAY. - LOVE YOU, BABY. 1319 00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:44,500 - LOVE YOU TOO. 1320 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:45,567 - AW, BABY. [laughter] 1321 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:46,834 - THAT WAS FOR YOU. 1322 00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:49,700 [laughter and applause] 1323 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,000 THAT WAS FOR YOU. THAT'S GREAT. 1324 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,133 [laughter and chatter] 1325 00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:55,633 - IT'S LIKE A HOT POTATO. 1326 00:42:55,633 --> 00:42:57,033 BACK AT YOU! 1327 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,400 - IT GOT A LITTLE HOT IN HERE. 1328 00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,900 YOU WANT TO PUT THE AIR ON? 1329 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,667 - THIS SEASON ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 1330 00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,000 [laughing] 1331 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,567 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A CORNFIELD. 1332 00:43:05,567 --> 00:43:08,100 HAVE YOU PLANNED A WEDDING IN FOUR WEEKS? 1333 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:10,834 SO HOW INAPPROPRIATE IS THIS? 1334 00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:13,233 SELLING BOOZE SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT. 1335 00:43:13,233 --> 00:43:15,367 - OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE ASS. 1336 00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:16,834 AS FAR AS FLOWERS, NO, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 1337 00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:18,266 AS FAR AS LINENS, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 1338 00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:20,367 AS FAR AS CHAIRS, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 1339 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:22,300 WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR AN IGUANA RIGHT NOW? 1340 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:23,600 THIS ISN'T NORMAL. 1341 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,734 - BECAUSE-- - [barking] 1342 00:43:24,734 --> 00:43:26,000 - HEY, HEY! - COOKIE, DON'T BITE! 1343 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,233 - WE'RE OVER ABOUT $10,000. 1344 00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:29,934 - GET SOME REST. - YOU'RE WELCOME--AAH! 1345 00:43:29,934 --> 00:43:31,500 OKAY. - SHE DOES NOT LIKE THIS. 1346 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,333 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME. I NEED YOU TO HELP ME! 1347 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:35,066 - BABY, LOOK AT YOURSELF. - LOOK AT YOURSELF! 1348 00:43:35,066 --> 00:43:37,300 - I'M OVERWHELMED, AND I'M REALLY, LIKE, BREAKING DOWN. 1349 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,367 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. 1350 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,200 - GO. YES. 1351 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,333 - ARE YOU EXCITED? IT'S YOUR WEDDING TOMORROW. 1352 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:44,834 - HI, GUYS. 1353 00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:46,033 - AM I GONNA [bleep] MYSELF WHEN I GIVE BIRTH? 1354 00:43:46,033 --> 00:43:47,033 - YES. - GREAT. 1355 00:43:47,033 --> 00:43:48,633 - I FINALLY HAVE A DAUGHTER. 1356 00:43:48,633 --> 00:43:50,066 - OH, YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY. 1357 00:43:50,066 --> 00:43:52,166 [cheers and applause] 1358 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,867 - PROBLEM IS I CAN'T PEE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. 1359 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:55,400 - OH, MY GOD, BETHENNY, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? 1360 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,000 - SHH, BE QUIET. SHH... 1361 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,900 - I NEED THIS-- - SHH! 1362 00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,400 SHH. 1363 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,133 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?, 1364 00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:06,033 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 1365 00:44:06,033 --> 00:44:09,033 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com