1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,600 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,200 WE GOTTA PLAN A WEDDING. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,700 - WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED? 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,100 - IF WE'RE GONNA DO IT BEFORE THE BABY, 5 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:13,000 IT HAS TO BE SOON, 'CAUSE NOW I'M AT SIX MONTHS. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,367 - HI, GUYS. - HOW ARE YOU DOING? MAX. 7 00:00:14,367 --> 00:00:15,867 - YOU'RE THE NEW GUY? - THE NEW GUY. NICE TO MEET YOU. 8 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:17,333 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 9 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:18,934 OH, YEAH, HOW OLD ARE YOU, IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING? 10 00:00:18,934 --> 00:00:20,367 - 24. - 24. 11 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:21,767 - HE JUST HAD TO URINATE ALL OVER THE OFFICE 12 00:00:21,767 --> 00:00:23,400 TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THAT'S HIS TERRITORY. 13 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,767 - I'M USED TO BEING THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, SO... 14 00:00:25,767 --> 00:00:27,433 - THERE HAVE BEEN POINTS IN MY RELATIONSHIP 15 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:29,233 WHERE IT'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, CAN I DO THIS?" 16 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,500 AND "I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS AND--" 17 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,533 - SO SELF-DOUBT? - RIGHT. 18 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,367 JUST MOVING IN TOGETHER, I THINK, 19 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,600 WAS A VERY BIG ADJUSTMENT. 20 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,166 - LIKE, I WALK ON EGGSHELLS 21 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,667 WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 22 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:42,834 - WHAT ARE YOU ASKING TO DO? 23 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,934 - THIS IS OUR PLACE, NOT YOUR PLACE. 24 00:00:44,934 --> 00:00:45,934 - I AGREE. 25 00:00:45,934 --> 00:00:48,000 JASON WANTED TO HAVE A HOUSEWARMING. 26 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,400 - BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT. 27 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,433 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 28 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:53,033 ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE COMING. 29 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:54,333 THIS IS KIND OF, LIKE, YOUR PARTY. 30 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,934 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM? 31 00:00:55,934 --> 00:00:57,233 YOU CANNOT DO THIS. 32 00:00:57,233 --> 00:01:00,233 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:06,467 ♪♪ ♪♪ 34 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:25,133 - HI. - HELLO. 35 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,900 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. I'M SHAWN. 36 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,333 - BETHENNY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 37 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,367 - NICE TO MEET YOU. IT SMELLS SO NICE IN HERE. 38 00:01:29,367 --> 00:01:30,633 - THANK YOU. 39 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,233 - JASON'S STILL STUCK IN FLORIDA. 40 00:01:32,233 --> 00:01:34,266 HIS PARENTS ARE COMING IN FROM PENNSYLVANIA TONIGHT, 41 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:36,633 NONE OF WHICH I CAN REALLY THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW, 42 00:01:36,633 --> 00:01:38,867 BECAUSE I HAVE TO MEET THIS WEDDING PLANNER 43 00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:40,734 WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE INCREDIBLE. 44 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,834 BUT HE BETTER COME CORRECT, 45 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:45,467 OTHERWISE BOTH OF US ARE IN BIG TROUBLE. 46 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:47,066 - UH... - SO FOUR WEEKS. 47 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,266 - FOUR WEEKS. - A [bleep] SHOW, RIGHT? 48 00:01:49,266 --> 00:01:51,100 HAVE YOU EVER PLANNED A WEDDING IN FOUR WEEKS 49 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,533 THAT'S LIKE THIS KIND OF THING? 50 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:54,834 - I THINK I PLANNED ONE IN TWO MONTHS OR SOMETHING... 51 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:56,700 - SO THIS WILL BE YOUR RECORD. - SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE. 52 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,667 YEAH, THIS WILL BE A RECORD, YEAH. 53 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:00,066 I MEAN, I MIGHT BE BALD BY THEN. 54 00:02:00,066 --> 00:02:02,266 - OKAY. 55 00:02:02,266 --> 00:02:05,433 - BEING IN THE EVENT INDUSTRY FOR ALMOST TEN YEARS, 56 00:02:05,433 --> 00:02:07,467 YOU KNOW, I'VE WORKED WITH SOME BIG-NAME CELEBRITIES-- 57 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:10,066 BARBARA WALTERS, KENNETH COLE, JENNIFER LOPEZ-- 58 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:12,333 AND CREATED SOME AMAZING EVENTS, 59 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,433 BUT NEVER IN FOUR WEEKS. 60 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:16,533 SO NOW--WHICH LEADS ME TO THE NEXT QUESTION-- 61 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:17,934 DRESS, YOUR DRESS. 62 00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:19,100 - OKAY, HOW MUCH BIGGER AM I GONNA GET IN A MONTH? 63 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,633 - I'M NOT AN OB-GYN. 64 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:23,033 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 65 00:02:23,033 --> 00:02:24,266 YOU'RE THE WEDDING PLANNER. 66 00:02:24,266 --> 00:02:26,033 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PREGNANCY? 67 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:28,467 - UH, WELL, CONSIDERING I'M GAY, NO. 68 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:30,333 [both laugh] - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 69 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,667 I'M JUST GETTING DESPERATE. 70 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,433 - LET'S TALK ABOUT VENUE. 71 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,700 WHERE, WHERE-- HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF ANY PLACES? 72 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:36,967 - I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING 73 00:02:36,967 --> 00:02:39,533 REALLY QUINTESSENTIALLY NEW YORK. 74 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,467 MY DREAM LOCATION IS THE FOUR SEASONS RESTAURANT. 75 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:42,667 - AWESOME. 76 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,000 - HAVE YOU EVER DONE A WEDDING THERE? 77 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,567 - I'VE NOT DONE A WEDDING THERE. 78 00:02:45,567 --> 00:02:47,100 I'VE BEEN THERE, BUT I'VE NOT DONE A WEDDING THERE. 79 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,767 - THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 80 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:50,333 - THE GIANT COTTON CANDIES THAT THEY BRING FOR DESSERT 81 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,367 WITH THE CANDLES-- THAT HAS TO BE ORCHESTRATED 82 00:02:52,367 --> 00:02:53,834 SO IT ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE SOME SORT OF A CENTERPIECE. 83 00:02:53,834 --> 00:02:55,433 - OKAY. 84 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:56,367 - YOU'VE SEEN THEM, RIGHT? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE? 85 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:57,667 - I HAVE, YEAH. 86 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,166 - FOR ME TO GIVE UP POWER AND CONTROL 87 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:01,333 TO SHAWN TO PLAN MY WEDDING 88 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,800 IS DEFINITELY GOING TO TAKE A LOT. 89 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,166 - I HAVE. 90 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:06,633 - NO, YOU DON'T. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 91 00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:08,266 YOU'RE NOT SELLING IT. 92 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:09,600 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 93 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,934 - I DO. - WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 94 00:03:10,934 --> 00:03:12,400 - YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY. 95 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,600 - AND WHAT'S THE FLAVOR INSIDE THEM? 96 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,266 WHAT IS THE LITTLE HIDDEN GEM INSIDE THEM? 97 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:16,633 - WELL, THAT I DON'T KNOW. - DON'T BULL-- 98 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:18,233 THEY HAVE THESE CANDIED-- 99 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:21,200 LIKE, LITTLE ROSE CANDIES INSIDE THEM. 100 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,767 LET'S NOT START WITH THE BULL[bleep] NOW, 101 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,800 'CAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF DECISIONS TO BE MADE, 102 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,333 AND COTTON CANDY ISN'T THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION. 103 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,834 THIS IS A "TRUST ME" GUY. 104 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,233 TRUST ME. 105 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:31,934 TRUST ME, I'M WEARING A CONDOM. 106 00:03:31,934 --> 00:03:33,166 LOOK AT ME NOW. 107 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:35,834 SO VENUE, INVITE, DRESS... 108 00:03:35,834 --> 00:03:39,066 - UM, VENUE, INVITE, DRESS, ENTERTAINMENT. 109 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:40,133 - DO YOU NEED A MOMENT? 110 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:41,633 - NO, I'M OKAY. - OKAY. 111 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:43,400 WE ALSO NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY 112 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,567 OF PAPARAZZI. 113 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:46,166 - HOW DO YOU EVEN DEAL WITH THAT? 114 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:48,133 - PROBABLY GET THE NYPD INVOLVED. 115 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,834 - OH, MY GOD. - NO, SERIOUSLY. 116 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:52,100 THEY'LL HAVE TO GET THE NYPD INVOLVED. 117 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,734 - I DON'T EVEN THINK THIS IS REALLY NECESSARY. 118 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,934 - YOU NEVER KNOW. 119 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,667 AND I WOULD RATHER BE PREPARED AND SAY, 120 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:59,000 "OKAY, WE DIDN'T NEED IT, THANK GOD." 121 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 BUT I DON'T WANT THE "OH, [bleep]" MOMENT 122 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,867 OF, "WHAT ARE WE DOING NOW?" 123 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,834 - YEAH, THAT'S ALSO-- I HAVE A PERSONALITY DISORDER. 124 00:04:04,834 --> 00:04:06,333 LIKE, I HOPE NO ONE EVEN COMES. 125 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,834 I JUST WANT IT TO BE YOU AND ME AT MY WEDDING AND JASON. 126 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,166 - OH, I LIKE THAT. - YEAH, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER. 127 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,700 - WHERE'S JASON? SPEAKING OF JASON. 128 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,100 - JASON IS AWAY ON A TRIP. HE LIKES TO GET INVOLVED. 129 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,734 - DOES HE? - HE DOES. 130 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:16,066 - OKAY. I LIKE THAT. 131 00:04:16,066 --> 00:04:17,433 - NOT IN, LIKE, A LATENT-HOMOSEXUAL WAY, 132 00:04:17,433 --> 00:04:19,433 BUT JUST IN A WAY THAT HE, LIKE-- 133 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:21,000 - GOT IT. OKAY. - UM, OKAY-- 134 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,367 - DO YOU NEED US TO COORDINATE, THEN, 135 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:23,867 HOTEL ROOMS, LIKE A HOTEL PLOT? 136 00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:25,266 - I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 137 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,467 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HIS PARENTS ARE STAYING. 138 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,967 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE MAYBE STAYING AT MY-- 139 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,433 - OH, GOD, I HOPE THEY'RE NOT STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. 140 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:30,734 - I KNOW. 141 00:04:30,734 --> 00:04:32,633 - NO BUENO. NO. 142 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:33,934 - EVEN IF WE'RE-- THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH STRESS. 143 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:35,834 OH, I'M SWEATING. 144 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,033 I LOOK LIKE MOLLY SHANNON ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. 145 00:04:38,033 --> 00:04:39,533 - DO YOU NEED TO BLOT? 146 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:41,867 - I THINK I NEED TO BLOT. 147 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:43,200 MY PITS ARE SWEATING. 148 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,300 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING TO KNOW YOU 149 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,567 A LITTLE BIT. 150 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:47,800 - [laughs] 151 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,467 - PLANNING THIS WEDDING IN FOUR WEEKS, 152 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:51,967 I DON'T THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, 153 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:55,633 BUT IT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO TEST MY LIMITS, 154 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:57,867 AND IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA BE A CHALLENGE. 155 00:04:57,867 --> 00:04:59,333 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 156 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,367 - ALL RIGHT, SO LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION. 157 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,533 - LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION. 158 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:03,533 - OKAY. 159 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:05,033 I HOPE IT WORKS OUT. I REALLY DO. 160 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:06,967 HE'S GAY. HE'S DRESSED WELL. 161 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:09,600 I MEAN, RIGHT NOW, I HAVE SLIM PICKINGS. 162 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,767 I NEED A WEDDING PLANNER. 163 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:12,633 SO IT'S NOT LIKE I'M IN LOVE, 164 00:05:12,633 --> 00:05:15,266 BUT THIS MIGHT HAVE TO BE THE GUY. 165 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:17,734 ALL RIGHT, PEACE. - WE'LL TALK, BYE. 166 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:18,734 CHEERS. 167 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,467 - MORNING, BETHENNY. - GOOD MORNING, BETHENNY. 168 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,667 - MORNING, PEOPLE. 169 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:36,900 - HOW YOU DOING? - I'M GOOD. 170 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,633 JASON'S PARENTS CAME IN LAST NIGHT. 171 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:40,500 THEY STAYED IN THE BABY'S ROOM. 172 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,433 I MADE IT THROUGH THE HOUSEWARMING WITHOUT JASON. 173 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:45,100 - OH, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING US? 174 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,700 - I'M MAKING EGGS WITH JUST PEPPERS AND CHEDDAR. 175 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,166 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 176 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:50,467 I'M GETTING TO FINALLY TASTE THE FOOD OF THE CHEF. 177 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:51,800 - DO YOU WANT SOME JUICE? - YES. 178 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,533 - CHALLENGE NUMBER TWO, 179 00:05:53,533 --> 00:05:55,800 PLAYING HOSTESS TO MY FUTURE IN-LAWS, 180 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,867 WHO I'M REALLY EXCITED ARE HERE, 181 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:59,467 BECAUSE I REALLY DO WANNA GO DRESS SHOPPING 182 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:00,633 WITH JASON'S MOTHER. 183 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:02,433 I SLAVED AWAY. YOU KNOW ME. 184 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:03,633 - THANK YOU. 185 00:06:03,633 --> 00:06:05,000 - I WOKE UP, PICKED THE ORANGES. 186 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,967 I HEARD YOU GUYS ARE ON A DIET. 187 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,333 IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE WEDDING, 188 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:09,934 'CAUSE YOU WANNA LOOK ALL HANDSOME AT THE WEDDING? 189 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,767 - NO, I THINK I LOOK GOOD ENOUGH NOW, REALLY. 190 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:13,700 - [laughs] - YOU DO? 191 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:16,033 DID YOU RENT A TUX ALREADY? - NO, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING. 192 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:18,200 - DON'T YOU THINK HE'S A LITTLE CONCEITED, BETHENNY? 193 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,200 - NO, I DON'T. 194 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,800 - I CAN IMAGINE WHERE JASON GETS IT. 195 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,367 - THERE YOU GO. 196 00:06:22,367 --> 00:06:24,033 - I THINK IT WAS SO NICE THAT YOU HAD CALLED MY WIFE 197 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:25,033 TO, UH, COME WITH YOU. 198 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,667 I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN HONOR. 199 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:27,800 - WELL, SHE WOULD NEVER-- - THE DAUGHTER I NEVER-- 200 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,433 - NEVER HAD. - RIGHT? 201 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:31,867 - YOU WOULD NEVER GET THAT OPPORTUNITY. 202 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:33,767 WHEN SHE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO DO THAT, 203 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:35,133 I WAS IN SHOCK. 204 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,700 I REALLY-- I NEVER ANTICIPATED THAT. 205 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,133 - REALLY? - I REALLY DIDN'T. 206 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:40,200 - JASON WAS VERY HAPPY, TOO, OF COURSE. 207 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,500 - I NEVER REALIZED THAT YOU WERE-- 208 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,133 I KNEW YOU WERE PREGNANT, 209 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:46,667 BUT SEEING YOU WITH YOUR BELLY NOW-- 210 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,667 - YEAH, YOU CAME IN YESTERDAY, AND YOU WERE LIKE, "WOW--" 211 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,867 I KNOW, IT'S GAME ON. - NOW I'M EXCITED, YEAH. 212 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,133 - AND I'M COOKING, 213 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:53,467 SO YOU CAN SEE I'LL BE A DECENT MOTHER. 214 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:55,300 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA BE A GREAT MOTHER. 215 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,900 - THANK YOU. - YOU WILL BE. 216 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,734 - JASON LOST HIS BROTHER, WHICH MAKES HIM NOW 217 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:00,734 AN ONLY CHILD. 218 00:07:00,734 --> 00:07:02,066 AND HIS PARENTS 219 00:07:02,066 --> 00:07:04,734 ARE REALLY, REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE BABY, 220 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:06,734 AND I THINK IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE FOR THEM. 221 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:08,700 AND I WANT IT TO BE A GREAT EXPERIENCE FOR THEM. 222 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:12,233 I WANT IT TO BE EVERYTHING THEY EVER DREAMED IT WAS, 223 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:14,266 AND I WANT THEM TO JUST REALLY SHARE IN IT. 224 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:15,767 AND IT PROBABLY WILL BE THE ONLY TIME 225 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,266 THAT I EVER HAVE A CHILD, 226 00:07:17,266 --> 00:07:18,834 BECAUSE I THINK THIS MAY BE A ONE-SHOT DEAL. 227 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:20,734 I'M GONNA MAKE SOME WHOLE-WHEAT TOAST, GOOD? 228 00:07:20,734 --> 00:07:22,667 - HOLY-- WHAT IS "HOLY TOAST"? 229 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,867 - YOU DON'T-- 230 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:26,467 - OH, "WHOLE-WHEAT TOAST." 231 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:28,900 I THOUGHT YOU SAID "HOLY." - WAIT TILL YOU TASTE HIS-- 232 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,266 - OH, HOLY TOAST. 233 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:31,467 'CAUSE YOU GUYS WERE HERE, 234 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:33,100 I HAD IT BLESSED BY THE LOCAL PRIEST. 235 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,934 - WOW, THAT'S AWESOME. [cell phone ringing] 236 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:36,100 - THAT'S HIM. 237 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,567 - CAN WE TALK TO HIM FROM THERE? 238 00:07:37,567 --> 00:07:39,367 - YEAH. JAY? - MORNING, JASON. 239 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,734 - HEY, I'M MAKING A FRITTATA FOR YOUR FATHER, 240 00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:43,033 SO I THINK HE'S IN SHOCK. 241 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:48,900 - WE CAN'T HAVE HAM TODAY. IT'S FRIDAY. 242 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,433 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SO GOOD 243 00:07:50,433 --> 00:07:52,600 THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO-- THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T DO BACON, 244 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,133 'CAUSE IT'S LENT, JASON. - THERE YOU GO. 245 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,300 - DUH, OF COURSE IT'S LENT, 246 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,166 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I'M NOT MAKING 247 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,367 WILD-BOAR-RAGU FRITTATAS THIS MORNING. 248 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:02,066 OKAY, BUT HOLD ON, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY 249 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:04,033 A MILLION PERCENT NOT COMING TONIGHT? 250 00:08:16,934 --> 00:08:19,400 WE'RE DOING GREAT. 251 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,867 - SEE YA, JASON, LOVE YOU. - OKAY, LOVE YOU. 252 00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:23,934 - GOOD JOB ON THAT, BETHENNY. - WOW, BEAUTIFUL. 253 00:08:23,934 --> 00:08:25,600 - THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. - IT'S NICE, RIGHT? 254 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,767 - JUST LIKE A CHEF. 255 00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:35,333 - BIG DAY, BETHENNY. - I KNOW. I'M EXCITED. 256 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:36,934 - THIS IS IT. 257 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:42,900 - HELLO. - HI. 258 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,567 - HI, BETHENNY? - YES. 259 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,934 I HAVE THREE APPOINTMENTS TO LOOK AT WEDDING DRESSES. 260 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,633 AND I NEED TO FIND A WEDDING DRESS YESTERDAY. 261 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:48,934 - NO, I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA LOOK 262 00:08:48,934 --> 00:08:50,300 FOR YOUR WEDDING. 263 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,900 I MEAN, SOME GIRLS WHO ARE HAVING A BABY 264 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,633 WANNA SHOW THEIR STOMACH, ACCENTUATE IT. 265 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,433 OTHER GIRLS WANNA MINIMIZE IT WITH EMPIRE WAISTLINES. 266 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,867 - I WANNA EMBRACE THE BUMP. - OKAY. 267 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:00,533 - I WANT MY DRESS TO SCREAM "SHOTGUN WEDDING." 268 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:02,333 KNOCKED UP, AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 269 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,233 THAT I'M NOT MARRIED-- THAT KIND OF LOOK. 270 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:10,767 FINDING A WEDDING DRESS IS COMICAL RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 271 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,467 I FEEL LIKE A BRISKET, YOU KNOW? 272 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:14,734 I'M LIKE A BRISKET WALKING IN TO PUT A WEDDING DRESS ON. 273 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,033 AM I GONNA FIT INTO THIS? IS IT PORK SAUSAGE? 274 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:18,266 - WELL, WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT A SHOT. 275 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,667 OH, YOU'RE FITTING, LOOK-IT. 276 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,400 IT'S ZIPPING RIGHT UP. - THIS IS MY STYLE, THOUGH. 277 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,166 - IT'S ZIPPING RIGHT UP. - THIS IS MY STYLE. 278 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,767 BUT WHEN I TRIED ON THE FIRST DRESS, 279 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,600 I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I CAN DO THIS. 280 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,967 THIS IS NOT A COMPLETE AND UTTER CIRCUS TENT." 281 00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:33,000 - WHEN YOU'RE READY TO DROP-- - OKAY. 282 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,166 - OKAY, DROP DOWN. - OKAY? 283 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:35,600 - DROP TROU. - OKAY. 284 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,100 THIS IS THE OFFIC-- THIS IS THE JIFFY LUBE ONE. 285 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,900 THIS IS LIKE-- IT'S LIKE A PIT CREW. 286 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,100 - I LIKE THAT. 287 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,100 - NO, YOU KNOW A PIT CREW? - YEAH, YEAH. 288 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:45,200 - IT'S VERY SOPHISTICATED UP HERE. 289 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,000 - YEAH, AND WE COULD RAISE THE WAIST, 290 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,300 LIKE, MAYBE A HALF INCH. 291 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,367 - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. THIS IS THE FRONT-RUNNER NOW. 292 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:52,600 - OKAY, GREAT. 293 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,967 - SO I'M STARTING TO FEEL PRETTY. 294 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:55,834 I'M STARTING TO FEEL GIRLIE, A LITTLE BRIDE-Y. 295 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:57,567 I KIND OF--YOU KNOW, 296 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,333 I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT A LITTLE BIT. 297 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,467 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 298 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,667 - OKAY, GREAT. WE'LL TALK TOMORROW. 299 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,033 - BYE-BYE. - NICE MEETING YOU TOO. 300 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,266 - THAT WAS GREAT. SO NICE. 301 00:10:04,266 --> 00:10:05,467 COMING UP... 302 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:07,300 THIS WEDDING IS, LIKE-- NOW IT'S LAUNCHED. 303 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,100 AND THERE'S A LOT THAT HAS TO GET DONE. 304 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,967 I MEAN, WE HAVE TO--FORGET THAT WE HAVE TO DO A HONEYMOON 305 00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:12,967 AND SEATING AND INVITATIONS AND LISTS AND-- 306 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:14,834 - WE HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THAT YET? 307 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,767 - I'M GONNA BRING YOU THROUGH THE SHOWROOM. 308 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,834 - OKAY. - AND I'M GONNA... 309 00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:33,000 - THE SECOND STORE WAS MADNESS. 310 00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:39,767 I COULDN'T BREATHE WHEN I WALKED IN THERE. 311 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,100 I FELT, LIKE, OVERWHELMED, 312 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,767 AND I FELT LIKE, WHOA. 313 00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:47,700 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN, LIKE, THE CORNFIELDS CLIMBING THROUGH. 314 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,000 I SAW SPARKLES. 315 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,367 I SAW BATHING SUITS AS WEDDING DRESSES. 316 00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:53,900 I SAW STRIPPER COSTUMES. 317 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,800 I SAW VEGAS-SHOWGIRL WEDDING. 318 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,100 IT'S A LITTLE, LIKE-- 319 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,767 IT'S THE NIGHT THAT I GET PREGNANT 320 00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:01,166 THAT I WEAR THAT. - ALL RIGHT. 321 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,767 - WELL, YOU ALREADY DID THAT. 322 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,300 - IT'S A LITTLE CHA-CHA. 323 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,533 I DON'T NEED TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THIS SITUATION. 324 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,500 IT'S A LITTLE VEGAS. - IT'S A LITTLE VEGAS. 325 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,667 - THANK YOU FOR COMING WITH ME. 326 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,100 - IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 327 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,567 - AREN'T WE HAVING FUN? - I'M HONORED. 328 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,667 - NOW I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING COMPLETELY-- 329 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,200 - NO, NOT EVEN-- DON'T EVEN-- 330 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,633 - TELL ME WHY. - IT'S A CHANDELIER. 331 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:20,467 AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BUT IT'S-- 332 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:23,100 SEE, IT'S NOT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 333 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,834 - NO CHANDELIERS. - NO CHANDELIERS. RIGHT. 334 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,834 - I LIKE THAT. OH, THAT'S GOOD. 335 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,767 - LIKE, I THINK I SAW ZSA ZSA GABOR'S WEDDING DRESS, 336 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,033 AND I THREW IT ON. 337 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,500 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING. 338 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,333 I WAS, LIKE, OUT OF MY MIND. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS. 339 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,166 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I CAME FROM. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED. 340 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,734 I WAS TRYING ON ANYTHING. 341 00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:40,433 - NO. - NO. 342 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,600 - MM-MM. [knocking on door] 343 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,333 - YES? - SHAWN. 344 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,000 - OH, HI. - HEY, SORRY I'M LATE. 345 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,300 - COME IN. IT'S OKAY. THIS IS CAROL. 346 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,867 - HI, CAROL. 347 00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:49,934 I DON'T LIKE IT. - NO. 348 00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:52,200 - I DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT AT ALL. 349 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,367 IT'S TOO MUCH DOWN HERE. - RIGHT. 350 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:56,500 - THIS ONE? - YEAH. 351 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,500 - THIS HAS A LOT OF FABRIC. - YEAH, OKAY. 352 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,100 - I GOT THIS ONE ON THE BOTTOM, BETHENNY, 353 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,266 IF YOU WANNA STEP OUT OF IT. 354 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,266 - GOT IT, BETHENNY. 355 00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:09,834 - WAIT, HAVE YOU ADDED THIS OTHER ONE YET? 356 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,800 - SAVE YOURSELVES. SAVE YOURSELVES. 357 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,500 - YOU KNOW, IF WE HAD A CRANE, 358 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,000 WE COULD, LIKE, LIFT HER UP. 359 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,900 - I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER. 360 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,300 - I DIDN'T SEE. 361 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,867 WAIT, WAIT. HERE'S YOUR PHONE. 362 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,300 - HELLO? 363 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,800 YES. 364 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,467 OH, CHRIST. OKAY. HI, HOW ARE YOU? 365 00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,467 WHAT'S THE FEEDBACK FOR THE BOOK? 366 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:37,533 OKAY. [whispering] I'M SWEATING. 367 00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:43,734 I JUST WANNA KNOW WHEN IT'S GONNA BE DROP DEAD DUE, 368 00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:46,166 BECAUSE I--YOU KNOW, I JUST HAVE A COUPLE THINGS 369 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,166 GOING ON RIGHT NOW, SO I JUST-- 370 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,633 OH, SURE, NO PROBLEM. 371 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,767 I'M GONNA BECOME THE PERFECT PRINCESS BRIDE. 372 00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:00,333 I'M GONNA TAKE TWO STICKS AND TURN THEM 373 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,367 INTO A FOREST FIRE, AND I'M GONNA WRITE MY BOOK 374 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,400 BY THE TIME MY WEDDING HAPPENS WHILE PLANNING A WEDDING. 375 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,433 ABSOLUTELY--CHECK. PLEASE. 376 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,800 - OKAY. - THIS IS IT. 377 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,367 - HELLO. 378 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,900 SO WE'RE ON THE LAST LEG OF THE WEDDING-DRESS SEARCH, 379 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,166 AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO AMSALE, 380 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,066 WHICH I HEAR HAS BEAUTIFUL DRESSES. 381 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:26,667 HI. HELLO. 382 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,767 HOW ARE YOU? - AMSALE. HOW ARE YOU? 383 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,266 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 384 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:32,166 - GET TO MEET THE DESIGNER. WOW. WHAT A TREAT. 385 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:34,633 - IT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE NEW YORK MOMENT 386 00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,000 FOR CAROL TO GET TO MEET AMSALE, 387 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,367 THE WEDDING-DRESS DESIGNER. 388 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:40,567 AND IT WAS REALLY AN HONOR FOR ME TOO. 389 00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:42,300 - I LOVE THAT. - I LOVE THIS. 390 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,800 - I REALLY LOVE THAT. 391 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,734 I SAW THIS DRESS ON THE HANGER FIRST, 392 00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:49,166 AND I THOUGHT, "I MIGHT LIKE YOU." 393 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,066 - GOD! 394 00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:53,500 - OH, MY GOD. 395 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,333 YOU GUYS. 396 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,967 - IT'S GORGEOUS. 397 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,500 - THIS WAS THE DRESS. 398 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:04,767 IT WAS NOT LET'S BE SUBTLE, LET'S BE 39, 399 00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:07,266 LET'S BE ANYTHING, LET'S CARE THAT WE'RE PREGNANT. 400 00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:09,834 IT WAS KIND OF LIKE BALLS TO THE WALL, 401 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,400 I'M A BRIDE, OWN IT. 402 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,433 - OH, THAT IS JUST GORGEOUS. 403 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:14,800 - OH! 404 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,633 UP UNTIL THIS POINT, I WAS DRAGGING MY HEELS. 405 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:19,767 I WASN'T REALLY GETTING IT, FEELING IT. 406 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:22,100 AND PUTTING ON THIS DRESS, I WAS LIKE, 407 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,400 "IT'S OKAY TO BE A BRIDE." 408 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,333 I FINALLY BECAME A BRIDE. 409 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,600 - I'LL SAY. 410 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,000 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE FOUND A DRESS. 411 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,467 - I-I-I LOVE IT. I'M GONNA CRY. 412 00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:34,133 - AW. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 413 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,800 I FINALLY HAVE A DAUGHTER. 414 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,800 - OH, YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY. OH, YOU'RE SO WELCOME. 415 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,133 YOU'RE SO WELCOME. 416 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,100 IT'S SO GREAT TO DO THIS WITH YOU. 417 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,433 - WE FOUND THE RIGHT ONE. 418 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,533 - I LOVE IT, BETHENNY. I WAITED FOR THIS DAY. 419 00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:47,667 - AW. THANK YOU. - I WAITED FOR THIS DAY. 420 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,967 I ALMOST FEEL LIKE SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 421 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:52,900 AND I'M JUST SO GRATEFUL THAT SHE ASKED ME 422 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:56,266 TO BE HERE TODAY AND PART OF THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE. 423 00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,567 I HOPE THAT WE FINALLY GIVE HER 424 00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,900 THAT FAMILY THAT SHE'S BEEN MISSING 425 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,066 ALL THESE YEARS. 426 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,433 - EXCITED-- I KNOW. 427 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,433 - YOU DID IT. - I KNOW. 428 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,934 [both continue indistinctly] 429 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:32,500 - JASON'S FINALLY ON HIS WAY HOME FROM THE AIRPORT. 430 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,467 AND THERE'S BEEN A LOT TO DEAL WITH WHILE HE'S BEEN GONE. 431 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:38,200 BUT I'M GOING TO TRY TO BE A SANE, 432 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,300 NOT BADGERING, NOT CRAZY FIANCEE 433 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,467 WHEN HE GETS HOME. 434 00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:45,667 [knock on door, dog barking] 435 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,967 PAPA'S HOME. - HEY, GUYS. 436 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,567 - HEY. - DADDY'S HOME. HEY, COOK. 437 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,500 - HEY. 438 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,633 YAY. - HEY, COOK. HEY, COOK. 439 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:56,000 - HEY. - OH, MY GOD. 440 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,066 OOH, YOU'RE GETTING BIGGER, HUH? 441 00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,834 - I KNOW. - YOUR BELLY'S GETTING BIGGER. 442 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,066 - I KNOW. 443 00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:02,467 - THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER. 444 00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,233 - DO YOU LOVE THAT? - THAT'S AWESOME. 445 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:05,500 - THE BABY'S LISTENING TO MUSIC. 446 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,633 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING TO? 447 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,266 - WALLFLOWERS AND GANGSTA RAP. - I LOVE IT. 448 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:09,767 - YOUR DAD WAS SO TICKLED PINK 449 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,633 ABOUT ME SPENDING THE TIME WITH YOUR MOM 450 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,233 LOOKING FOR THE WEDDING DRESS. 451 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,433 - YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED SHE IS TO HAVE A DAUGHTER-IN-LAW? 452 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,166 - I KNOW. SHE WAS GREAT. 453 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,133 SHE WAS WIPED, THOUGH. SHE WAS EXHAUSTED. 454 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,533 SHE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO 455 00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:23,233 EVERYTHING YOU DO PREGNANT," AND I WAS LIKE, 456 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,400 "BUCK UP, MAMA." 457 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,800 - [laughs] MAN UP. 458 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,100 - MAN UP. SO THAT WAS GREAT. 459 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,133 THIS WEDDING IS, LIKE-- NOW IT'S LAUNCHED. 460 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,200 AND THERE'S A LOT THAT HAS TO GET DONE. 461 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,533 I MEAN, WE HAVE TO--FORGET THAT WE HAVE TO DO A HONEYMOON 462 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:37,100 AND SEATING AND INVITATIONS AND LISTS AND-- 463 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,300 - WE HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THAT YET? 464 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,734 - NO. 465 00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,533 IN MY SPARE TIME THIS WEEK, PLANNING A HOUSEWARMING PARTY, 466 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,767 TRYING TO WRITE MY BOOK, 467 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,467 TAKE YOUR MOM WEDDING-DRESS SHOPPING-- 468 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:46,500 - I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 469 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,233 YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT-- - YEAH, NO, NOTHING. 470 00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,700 OH, AND ALSO JUST MY JOB 471 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,233 AND ALSO TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. 472 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,000 NO, I DIDN'T PLAN THE WHOLE WEDDING THIS WEEK. 473 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,433 I APOLOGIZE, IT'S NOT OVER YET. 474 00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,967 WE'RE STARTING TO PLAN IT NOW. - WHY-- 475 00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:59,133 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT." 476 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,500 NO, I DIDN'T-- JUST HAVEN'T HAD-- 477 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,567 - I SHOULD HAVE SAID, "WE DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT." 478 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,033 - RIGHT. 479 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,433 - I DON'T WANNA PUT IT ALL ON YOUR SHOULDERS. 480 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,066 - AIN'T NO "I" IN "WE." 481 00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:10,066 SO NOW EVERYONE'S SAYING, "WHERE ARE YOU REGISTERED?" 482 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:11,567 - OKAY, WHERE-- - SO WE HAVE TO-- 483 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,266 AND I KNOW YOU WANNA BE PART OF THAT, SO I WAITED. 484 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,800 I WOULDN'T DO THAT. I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THAT. 485 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,200 SO WE HAVE TO DO THAT. 486 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,800 - OKAY, WHEN IS THAT GONNA HAPPEN? 487 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,633 - SOON. WE HAVE TO DO THAT. WE HAVE TO PLAN A HONEYMOON. 488 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,266 WE HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY US. 489 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:22,767 WE HAVE TO FIND SONGS. 490 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,266 WE HAVE TO GET FOOD AND FLOWERS AND CAKES 491 00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:25,834 AND LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS. 492 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,266 - I'M GONNA GO UNPACK, OKAY? - OKAY. 493 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,500 - WELCOME BACK. - THANK YOU. 494 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,600 OKAY. 495 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,033 - HOW WAS YOUR WEEK? - UH... 496 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,300 IT WAS GOOD. 497 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,934 IT'S BEEN A LITTLE, UH-- 498 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,900 I'M IN A LITTLE MORE STRESS THAN I REALLY SHOULD BE. 499 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,367 WHAT I REALLY WANT IN LIFE 500 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:00,734 IS TO BE ABLE TO BE IN THE MOMENT AND APPRECIATE 501 00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:02,734 ALL OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS IN MY LIFE. 502 00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:05,533 AND THAT IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT NOW. 503 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,567 AND I HATE THAT, THAT I WANNA KIND OF 504 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,433 GET TO MY HONEYMOON SO THAT CAN BE THE PLACE 505 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,600 THAT I CAN REALLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 506 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,900 JUST LET IT GO, 'CAUSE I WILL DO THAT THEN. 507 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,400 - IS YOUR FAMILY-- 508 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,567 IS ANY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY COMING TO THE WEDDING? 509 00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,266 ARE THEY INVITED? - NO. THERE WILL BE NO-- 510 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,567 - SO NO ONE'S COMING. 511 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,066 - NO FAMILY MEMBERS OF MINE WILL BE COMING. 512 00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:24,166 - I'M CURIOUS HOW YOU'RE FEELING ABOUT THAT. 513 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,433 - WELL, MY FATHER DIED. - YEAH, I KNOW. 514 00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,266 - SO THAT'S-- WE'RE NOT INVITING HIM. 515 00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:29,934 UM... - THAT WOULD BE HARD. 516 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,433 - THAT WOULD BE HARD. 517 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,200 BUT I PROBABLY WOULDN'T INVITE HIM IF HE HADN'T DIED-- 518 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,467 JUST AS AN ASIDE. - I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. 519 00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:37,333 - ANY RELATIONSHIP THAT I HAVE HAD 520 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,066 WITH MY MOTHER IN THE LAST 15 YEARS 521 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:45,433 HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DECEPTIVE AND MANIPULATIVE 522 00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:48,767 AND MEAN AND ANXIETY-PRODUCING. 523 00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,934 AND SHE WOULDN'T BE HAPPY FOR ME. 524 00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:52,533 IT WOULD BE A DRAMA. 525 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,433 I WANTED IT TO BE JUST HOW YOU REALLY FEEL-- 526 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,133 PEOPLE YOU WANT IN THE ROOM. - SURE. 527 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:57,900 - AND I REALLY JUST DON'T WANT MY MOTHER IN THE ROOM, 528 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,400 BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A NICE PERSON. 529 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,000 - ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU TALKED ABOUT LAST TIME 530 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,633 WAS WANTING TO CONNECT MORE WITH JASON AND HIS FAMILY, 531 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,333 AND THAT WASN'T YOUR NATURAL TENDENCY, 532 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,567 AND FINDING MORE BALANCE. 533 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,033 - YOU KNOW, WITH JASON, 534 00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,467 HE WOULD LOVE ME TO FEEL ALL OF THESE THINGS AND BE-- 535 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,233 EMBRACE HIS FAMILY RIGHT AWAY AND BE PART OF THE FAMILY. 536 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:16,066 AND WHEN I WAS MARRIED YEARS AGO, 537 00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:17,734 I WAS PART OF MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY. 538 00:19:17,734 --> 00:19:18,934 THEY WERE MY FAMILY. 539 00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:21,000 IT WAS LIKE MY MOTHER. IT WAS A WHOLE THING. 540 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,567 AND IT WAS--WHEN I BROKE UP WITH HIM, THAT... 541 00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:26,400 DIDN'T BREAK ME, BUT IT WAS-- 542 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,900 - YOU DIDN'T JUST LOSE A HUSBAND, YOU LOST A FAMILY. 543 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,600 - YES, A MOTHER. - AND YOU DIDN'T-- 544 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,033 OKAY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE A MOTHER. - RIGHT. 545 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,500 SO I JUST AM GONNA TAKE-- 546 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,433 IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE, SO I FEEL SOME GUILT 547 00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:38,200 ABOUT NOT HAVING ALL THESE MAJOR EMOTIONS. 548 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,667 I'M JUST A TOUGH PERSON. 549 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,633 IT'S HARD FOR ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE, 550 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:44,433 YOU KNOW, ON A RELATIONSHIP, EVEN WITH A MOTHER 551 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,867 OR, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT JUST MEANS A LOT. 552 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,300 SO THAT WILL TAKE A WHILE. 553 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,433 - I THINK IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU 554 00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:53,000 TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK ON, 555 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,767 WHAT YOU'RE WILLING TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF 556 00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:57,433 FOR YOUR SOON-TO-BE HUSBAND. - RIGHT. 557 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,967 - AND THEN TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT HIM 558 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:03,500 TO LOVE AND ACCEPT ABOUT YOU. 559 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,734 - COMING UP... 560 00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:10,033 - LIKE, DON'T YOU WANNA MINGLE AS WELL? 561 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:11,467 - AND YOU WANNA FIND WHAT ASS YOU'RE GONNA TAP? 562 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,867 - NO, I'M NOT TAPPING ANY ASS. 563 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,734 - CALIENTALA, CALIENTALA. 564 00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:29,767 [mariachi music] 565 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,300 ♪♪ ♪♪ 566 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,367 - CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE MARIACHI BAND 567 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,834 AT THE JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER EVENT? 568 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,667 HOLA. [laughs] 569 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:40,834 HOLA. 570 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,166 - WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? 571 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:44,500 - RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO NEW JERSEY 572 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,200 TO SPEAK AT A JCC LUNCHEON. 573 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,934 - THANK YOU. 574 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:49,867 JUST KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. 575 00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:52,266 ♪♪ ♪♪ 576 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:53,567 - WELCOME TO MY HOME. - THANK YOU. 577 00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:54,867 OH, THIS IS YOUR HOUSE. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 578 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,967 NICE NEIGHBORHOOD. - YES, THANK YOU. 579 00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:58,367 IT IS A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD, AND WE HAVE 580 00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:00,900 ALL THOSE WONDERFUL SKINNY MARGARITA MIXES. 581 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,667 - OH, IS THAT THE MARIACHI TIE-IN, 582 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:03,800 THE SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA? 583 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,400 - I NEEDED A TIE-IN, SO YOU GAVE ME A REASON 584 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,467 TO MAKE IT MEXICO. - I LOVE IT. 585 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,967 - THE MARIACHI BAND, AND THEN WE HAVE A LOT OF CACTUSES 586 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,266 AND WONDERFUL MEXICAN FLAIR TO IT. 587 00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:13,567 THIS IS-- - A MARGARITA I CAN-- 588 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,967 HOW THOUGHTFUL. - THIS IS A SKINNY MARGARITA. 589 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:17,300 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN CALL IT THAT, 590 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,633 BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR NAME, BUT-- 591 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,166 - NO, YEAH, YOU CAN CALL IT THAT. 592 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,800 - IS THIS LOW-FAT? - WHERE'S MAX? 593 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,367 ELVIRA WAS FANTASTIC-- 594 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,467 JUST ENOUGH OF A LUNATIC FOR ME TO FEEL COMFORTABLE. 595 00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:28,100 I MEAN, SHE WAS A NUT JOB, A WACKADOO. 596 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,200 - I HAVE FOUR CHILDREN. 597 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,767 - OH, YOU DO? YOU LOOK GREAT. 598 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,567 - I HAVE A 20-YEAR-OLD AND TWO 17-YEAR-OLDS 599 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:33,600 AND AN 8-YEAR-OLD. 600 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,900 HERE'S TO ME. - YEAH! 601 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,700 - I FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND CRAZY PEOPLE. 602 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,000 - DON'T YOU WANNA MINGLE AS WELL? I MEAN-- 603 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,367 - IF I WALK INTO THIS PACK, I WILL BE ATTACKED. 604 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,333 - YEAH, BUT I FEEL LIKE IT'LL BE A BETTER EXPERIENCE 605 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,834 IF EVERYBODY GETS, YOU KNOW-- EVEN FOR JUST A FEW SECONDS. 606 00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,800 - AND YOU WANNA FIND WHAT ASS YOU'RE GONNA TAP. 607 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,367 - NO, I'M NOT TAPPING ANY ASS. 608 00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:51,600 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MINGLE, IT'S A PARTY, 609 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,834 AND YOU'RE THE CENTERPIECE, SO MINGLE. 610 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,200 HAVE FUN. - HAVE FU-- 611 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,433 NO, WE'RE GOING TOGETHER. 612 00:21:55,433 --> 00:21:57,100 I DON'T WANNA RUIN YOUR RAP OR ANYTHING, 613 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,000 BUT YOU DO WORK FOR ME-- - YOU'RE NOT RUINING MY RAP. 614 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,767 - THIS ISN'T HAVE FUN, LIKE EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF. 615 00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:02,100 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO WITH YOU. 616 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,467 - MAX IS NEW, AND I MADE A MENTAL NOTE OF THAT, 617 00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:05,934 THAT I HAVE TO SCHOOL HIM A LITTLE BIT 618 00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:07,500 IN WHAT GOES ON AT THIS TYPE OF AN EVENT. 619 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,800 - MINGLE, MINGLE. 620 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,333 - I'M MINGLING, I AM. JUST RELAX. 621 00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:12,934 I'VE HAD A BIG YEAR. 622 00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:14,433 - HOW DO YOU FEEL? YOU LOOK ADORABLE. 623 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,834 - I FEEL GREAT. 624 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,500 - OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 625 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,467 I DON'T WANNA MINGLE. YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT AT A CO-- 626 00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:21,133 I'M NOT AT THIS COCKTAIL PARTY. 627 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,700 THIS IS MY JOB. 628 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,900 IS THIS IS AN INAPPROPRIATE CROWD ON SOME LEVEL? 629 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,367 SO TELL ME. I DON'T WANNA--YOU KNOW? 630 00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,667 - I THINK IT'S OKAY. - OKAY. 631 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:31,000 IT'S OKAY. 632 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,967 - WELL, SOMETIMES I CAN BE A LITTLE RACY. 633 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:35,734 THANK YOU. - CAN YOU SIGN? 634 00:22:35,734 --> 00:22:37,300 - I HAVE A SHARPIE WITH ME, I THINK. 635 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,000 MY ASSISTANT HAS A PEN, 636 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,800 BUT HE'S HITTING ON WOMEN AT THE PARTY, SO HE'S BUSY. 637 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,700 - WHAT ABOUT THE, UH...? 638 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:43,967 - AND YOU LIVE HERE TOO? 639 00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:45,600 - AND THE HAMPTONS AS WELL. - OH, YEAH? 640 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,433 - IT'S FUN. US JERSEY GIRLS GET AROUND. 641 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:49,000 - JERSEY GOES TO THE HAMPTONS, NOT TO JERSEY? 642 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,333 ON THE WA--NO? 643 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,100 - I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE JERSEY SHORE IN MY LIFE. 644 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,433 I DIDN'T GROW UP HERE. WE GREW UP IN THE CITY. 645 00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,400 WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY, YOU'LL SEE. 646 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,633 YOU'LL WANNA HAVE SPACE AND PRIVACY. 647 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,567 PRIVACY-- IT'S ALL ABOUT PRIVACY HERE. 648 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,000 I MEAN, LOOK. 649 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,033 - WE CALL THIS AREA THE UPPER UPPER WEST SIDE. 650 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:03,467 - OH, OKAY. 651 00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:06,967 - THIS IS NOT REALLY PART OF NEW JERSEY TECHNICALLY. 652 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:08,333 - AND WE WANNA GIVE YOU 653 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,600 A BIG NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIVES WELCOME. 654 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,500 - THANK YOU. - LADIES, BETHENNY FRANKEL. 655 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,600 [cheers and applause] 656 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,867 - WE PULLED UP, AND MAX, MY ASSISTANT, 657 00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,834 SAYS TO ME, "WE'RE GONNA DO WELL HERE." 658 00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:21,000 I GO, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO? 659 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,500 LIKE, I'M TALKING, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?" 660 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,000 I'M LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHO'S SINGLE." 661 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,533 BUT HE'S BEEN DEFENDING HIS SEXUALITY, 662 00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:27,867 BECAUSE ALL THE THINGS I TAKE HIM TO 663 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,600 ARE PRIMARILY GAY, SO I NEEDED TO BRING HIM 664 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,633 TO A ROOM OF STRAIGHT WOMEN 665 00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:34,400 TO MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME. [cheers and applause] 666 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,300 THEY LOVED IT, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING THAT JEWISH LADIES 667 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:39,100 LOVE MORE THAN A SINGLE, CUTE JEWISH GUY. 668 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,934 [cheers and applause] 669 00:23:41,934 --> 00:23:43,133 I AM PREGNANT. 670 00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:45,266 [cheers and applause] 671 00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,600 - SO THIS IT. 672 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,900 AND HE LIKED IT SO MUCH, HE PUT A RING ON IT. 673 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,266 HE'S NOT JEWISH. 674 00:23:49,266 --> 00:23:51,333 I DIDN'T BRING HIM HERE TO BE ATTACKED BY THE WOLVES. 675 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,934 SO ANYWAY, I WROTE TWO BOOKS. 676 00:23:52,934 --> 00:23:54,533 THE FIRST ONE IS CALLED NATURALLY THIN. 677 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:57,066 I TEACH YOU HOW TO USE WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE IN YOUR KITCHEN. 678 00:23:57,066 --> 00:23:59,600 SO IT COULD BE THAT A RECIPE CALLS FOR PARSLEY, 679 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,200 AND YOU DECIDE TO USE CILANTRO. 680 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,667 AND NOW YOU HAVE THIS EXCITING DISH 681 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,467 THAT YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF YOURSELF. 682 00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:06,500 THE LADIES WERE A GREAT AUDIENCE. 683 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,967 BUT LET'S FACE IT. 684 00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:09,600 THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE INSIDE OF THEIR KITCHENS. 685 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,133 AND WHEN I STARTED TALKING ABOUT COOKING, 686 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,467 THEY WERE ALL DEER IN HEADLIGHTS, LIKE-- 687 00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:15,133 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH. 688 00:24:15,133 --> 00:24:17,266 I APPRECIATE YOU HAVING ME. 689 00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:21,367 - OLIVIA. 690 00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,934 - OLIVIA-- - NICE TO MEET YOU. 691 00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:24,333 - THANK YOU. A VERY PRETTY NAME. 692 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,533 MAX? 693 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,967 - YOU LOOK AMAZING. - THANK YOU. 694 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,533 AT THE END, I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE MAX WENT. 695 00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:32,767 LET'S LOOK AT THE CAMERA AND TAKE A PICTURE. 696 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:34,600 OKAY. HI. OKAY. THANK YOU. 697 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,433 LET'S GO. 698 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,467 THANKS, GUYS. OKAY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 699 00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:41,000 - THANK YOU. LET'S GO. 700 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 THANK YOU, MOVE. MOVE. 701 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,066 MOVE. 702 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,166 OKAY, LET'S WALK THIS WAY. 703 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,633 - WHY ARE WE GOING THIS WAY? 704 00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,567 - 'CAUSE THIS IS EASIER. 705 00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:53,333 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 706 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:55,767 - SO THIS WAS A GOOD EXERC-- 707 00:24:55,767 --> 00:24:57,500 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 708 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,767 - WHERE'S THE CAR? 709 00:24:58,767 --> 00:25:00,000 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU CAN CALL THEM. 710 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,300 JUST IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION-- 711 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,467 HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND. 712 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:04,100 IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION, WHEN IT'S A ZOO 713 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,467 AND EVERYONE'S ATTACKING ME, YOU NEED TO BE ASSERTIVE. 714 00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:06,967 LIKE, YOU NEED TO BE LIKE, 715 00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:08,533 "OKAY, ONE MORE PICTURE, THEN WE'RE GOING." 716 00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:10,166 YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PLAN BEFORE IT HAPPENS. 717 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,600 IT HAS TO BE A CHESS GAME, LIKE, TWO STEPS AHEAD. 718 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,033 YOU KNOW, THE CAR'S OUT HERE. WE'RE LEAVING NOW. 719 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,500 PULL ME OUT, AND WE GO, 720 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,066 'CAUSE OTHERWISE I'M IN THERE, LIKE, ALONE. 721 00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:18,266 AND IT'S NOT LIKE A BIG-- WE'RE SOCIALIZING. 722 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,767 AND I KNOW THAT'S A NICE, LIKE, LITTLE PERK OF THE JOB, 723 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:22,433 BUT THAT'S NOT THE JOB. - OKAY, GOT IT. 724 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:23,834 - OKAY. - BYE. YOU WERE GREAT. 725 00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:25,834 - BYE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH, ELVIRA. 726 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,000 - OH, MY GOD. 727 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,767 - LIKE, NOW, THE CAR SHOULD ALREADY BE HERE, 728 00:25:28,767 --> 00:25:30,200 'CAUSE THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING. 729 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,467 - I KNOW. - GRAB A CACTUS. 730 00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:33,066 - WE SHOULD BE OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. 731 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:35,000 I DASHED OUT THE DOOR, 732 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,967 BECAUSE I HAD SOMEWHERE TO BE 733 00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:38,567 AND THEN STOOD THERE LIKE A STUMP. 734 00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:40,100 THE CAR SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED 20 MINUTES AGO 735 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,333 AND, LIKE, WAITING. 736 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,867 THANKS, MAX. 737 00:25:47,934 --> 00:25:50,166 [horns honking] 738 00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:02,333 [phone rings, dog barking] 739 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,066 - WHY? 740 00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:07,300 - [continues barking] 741 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:10,100 - THE BABY'S COMING, AND THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO DO. 742 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,467 IT'S LIKE WE HAVE THE DALAI LAMA COMING TO VISIT. 743 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:15,266 - HI. VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 744 00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:17,300 - THE THING I REALLY NEED HELP WITH THE MOST... 745 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,767 - [barking] 746 00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:20,767 IS COOKIE. 747 00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:22,433 - COME ON OVER. 748 00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:23,834 SO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT SHE'S THINKING. 749 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:24,867 I WISH I DID. - OKAY. 750 00:26:24,867 --> 00:26:26,367 - BUT I DO KNOW WHAT SHE DOES. 751 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,066 SO I'M ALWAYS GONNA ASK YOU, "WHAT DOES SHE DO?" 752 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,533 SHE'S KEEPING HER DISTANCE. 753 00:26:29,533 --> 00:26:31,834 LOOK AT WHERE SHE IS IN THE DISTANCE FROM ME TO YOU. 754 00:26:31,834 --> 00:26:33,233 RIGHT? 755 00:26:33,233 --> 00:26:35,166 SHE'S AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS SHE CAN BE 756 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:36,500 AND STILL BE NEAR YOU. - RIGHT. 757 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,000 - SO SHE'S ALREADY TELLING ME, 758 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,467 "I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE WHO COME IN THE DOOR." 759 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:43,467 - AW. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE STRESSED OUT. 760 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:44,900 - BETHENNY, WHEN SHE'S STRESSED OUT, 761 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,533 WE'RE NOT GONNA REINFORCE IT, RIGHT? 762 00:26:46,533 --> 00:26:48,066 REINFORCEMENT MAKES SOMETHING STRONGER. 763 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,233 RIGHT? - RIGHT. 764 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,367 - AND SO I DON'T WANT TO SAY, 765 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:51,967 "OH, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE STRESSED. 766 00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:53,333 OH, THAT'S SO FABULOUS." - OH, OKAY. 767 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,600 WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT SHE'S STRESSED OUT 768 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,066 BECAUSE OF WHAT A MANIAC I AM? - WELL... 769 00:26:56,066 --> 00:26:58,133 - I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY FINDING TIME 770 00:26:58,133 --> 00:27:01,333 TO GO TO A THERAPIST MYSELF, AND NOW MY DOG HAS A SHRINK. 771 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:03,367 LIKE, NEXT, COOKIE'S GONNA HAVE AN ASTROLOGIST. 772 00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,233 - SO IF YOU HAVE AN ANIMAL WHO-- 773 00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:08,000 AND LET'S SAY A PERSON COMES IN YOUR HOUSE, 774 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,467 AND THEY DON'T ENGAGE YOU, 775 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:11,567 WHAT IS IT ALREADY TELLING YOU ABOUT HER? 776 00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:13,433 - SHE'S RUDE. - [chuckles] 777 00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:16,567 WELL, WITHOUT SAYING IT'S AN EMOTION. 778 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,433 THIS DOG IS SAYING, "YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE. 779 00:27:18,433 --> 00:27:19,667 "THAT'S FINE. 780 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:20,934 IF I DON'T LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE NOT HERE." 781 00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,233 - I FEEL LIKE SHE'S MEAN IS THE PROBLEM. 782 00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:24,100 THAT'S MY PERSONALITY. 783 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,767 - LET GO ALL OF THAT STUFF. 784 00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:27,967 THIS PARTICULAR DOG, COOKIE, 785 00:27:27,967 --> 00:27:30,100 DOESN'T PARTICULARLY LIKE PEOPLE. 786 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,367 - CORRECT. - RIGHT. 787 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:34,800 SO FOR GOODNESS SAKES, LET'S DEAL WITH THAT. 788 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,133 THAT'S OKAY. - NO, NO, NO. 789 00:27:36,133 --> 00:27:38,767 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL BAD. - SHE'S HURT. 790 00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:40,900 - I DON'T LOVE "TRANSACTING" WITH THAT MANY PEOPLE EITHER. 791 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,200 - SO WHAT? 792 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,033 - ALREADY I'M THINKING, "I'VE MESSED UP MY DOG. 793 00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:46,100 WHAT KIND OF MOTHER AM I GONNA BE?" 794 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:47,433 - SO WHEN SHE BARKS, 795 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:48,567 NOTICE THAT I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING. 796 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:49,967 IF YOU BARK-- GOOD GIRL-- 797 00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,400 NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. 798 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,900 I WON'T LOOK AT YOU, I WON'T TALK TO YOU, NOTHING. 799 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,533 WHEN YOU'RE QUIET, I'LL LOOK AT YOU. 800 00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,967 VERY SIMPLE. - I LOVE THIS. 801 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,166 - I NEED TO TEACH YOU TO DO THIS. 802 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:01,734 - YOU NEED TO TEACH ME TO BE NICE AND HAPPY. 803 00:28:01,734 --> 00:28:04,000 [both laughing] 804 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,734 HERE I AM, COOKIE'S TEN YEARS OLD, 805 00:28:05,734 --> 00:28:07,433 AND NOW I'M DECIDING TO GET HER THERAPY? 806 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:09,467 IT'S LIKE TAKING BETTY WHITE TO THERAPY. 807 00:28:09,467 --> 00:28:11,533 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, THIS IS 808 00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:13,800 TEACHING AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, TO SAY THE LEAST. 809 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,800 GOOD GIRL. - WELL DONE. 810 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,000 - COME ON, BABY. 811 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,600 COME ON, BABY, WE GOTTA GO. - OKAY. 812 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,166 - ALL RIGHT, COOK, WE'RE GONNA LEAVE. 813 00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:28,266 - [barks] - NOW YOU IGNORE. 814 00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:29,433 NOW YOU IGNORE. 815 00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:31,433 IGNORING, AND THEN-- - YEAH? 816 00:28:31,433 --> 00:28:32,867 - AND THEN--NO, IGNORE. 817 00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:34,033 WE DON'T KNOW HER. 818 00:28:34,033 --> 00:28:36,500 BARKING IS IGNORING. QUIET IS TREATING. 819 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,600 - OKAY. 820 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,133 - GOOD GIRL. GOOD GIRL. 821 00:28:40,133 --> 00:28:41,300 THIS IS WHAT GOOD GIRLS GET. 822 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,767 - SHE'S PRETTY SMART, THOUGH. 823 00:28:42,767 --> 00:28:45,767 SHE'S GONNA LEARN TO BARK AND GET A TREAT. 824 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,767 - NO. WHAT-- 825 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,600 WHAT, ARE YOU AN IDIOT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO! 826 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,900 SHE'S NOT--SHE'S IGNOR-- 827 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:52,166 WHEN SHE'S QUIET AND GETTING A TREAT. 828 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,867 - I KNOW. IT'S GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME. 829 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:55,467 - NO, IT'S NOT. IT TOOK FIVE MINUTES. IT'S OVER. 830 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,033 - LOOK AT HOW FRUSTRATED YOU ARE-- 831 00:28:57,033 --> 00:28:58,500 - NO, I-- JUST, LIKE, IT'S OVER. 832 00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,934 DO YOU HEAR BARKING? - NO. 833 00:28:59,934 --> 00:29:02,166 - RIGHT. - IT'S NICE AND QUIET. SHH. 834 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:04,200 - SO GIVE HER LOVE. SHE'S NOT BARKING. 835 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,800 - GOOD GIRL, COOK. - SHE'S NOT BARKING. 836 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,233 - YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL-- NEW AND IMPROVED. 837 00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:10,734 - IF TRAINING COOKIE, SHAWN, MAX, AND JASON 838 00:29:10,734 --> 00:29:12,333 DOESN'T PREPARE ME FOR MOTHERHOOD, 839 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,533 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL. 840 00:29:13,533 --> 00:29:15,300 SHE'S A GOOD GIRL. - [barks] 841 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:16,667 I DON'T KNOW YOU. - OH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 842 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:19,000 - I DON'T KNOW YOU. I DON'T KNOW YOU. 843 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,867 - [barks] 844 00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:22,900 COMING UP... 845 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,567 - SO AT, LIKE, WEDDINGS AND STUFF, 846 00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:27,066 DOES YOUR GENERATION-- DO THEY GRIND? 847 00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:33,967 - SO AT, LIKE, WEDDINGS AND STUFF, 848 00:29:33,967 --> 00:29:35,433 - IT'S PRETTY, 849 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:37,934 BUT I'D RATHER GO THE CUCUMBER-CITRUS-Y WAY 850 00:29:37,934 --> 00:29:40,100 THAN THE ROSY WAY. - OKAY. 851 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,266 - I HAVE A SKIN-CARE LINE CALLED "HONEST BY BETHENNY." 852 00:29:42,266 --> 00:29:44,133 - WE CAN MAKE THAT THICKER. - A LITTLE THICKER, I THINK. 853 00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:45,333 I WANTED TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 854 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,667 I WANTED TO SEE THE PRODUCTS. 855 00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:48,567 BUT IN THE BACKGROUND, I WAS THINKING... 856 00:29:48,567 --> 00:29:50,066 ding! 857 00:29:50,066 --> 00:29:53,300 "DUDE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?" 858 00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:55,066 I MEAN-- [laughs] 859 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:58,600 - I'VE BEEN USING THIS ENTIRE REGIMEN 860 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,000 SINCE THIS WEEKEND. 861 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,133 - I'M DOING A SKIN-CARE DEAL WITH A MAN 862 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,967 WHO HAS FULL-ON, LIKE, ROSACEA. 863 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,734 LIKE, SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH YOUR FACE. 864 00:30:06,734 --> 00:30:09,467 IT'S LIKE MEETING SOMEBODY 550 POUNDS 865 00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:11,100 WHO'S GONNA DEVELOP A DIET PILL. 866 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,200 YOU JUST LOOK LIKE-- LIKE YOU'RE AN IVORY GIRL. 867 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,567 - I'M ACTUALLY DOING A-- 868 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:16,767 IT'S A CHEMICAL PEEL KIND OF A PROCESS. 869 00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:17,800 - OH, MY GOD. 870 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,500 THE MAN CHOSE TO HAVE A CHEMICAL PEEL 871 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,300 RIGHT BEFORE OUR MEETING 872 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:24,633 TO SCARE THE [...] OUT OF ME, I GUESS. 873 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:39,700 RIGHT BEFORE OUR MEETING 874 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,600 - ARE YOU EXCITED? - YEAH. 875 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,433 - YOU ARE? - I WANT THE LITTLE GUN. 876 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:45,333 - YOU WANT THE GUN? I HOPE THEY HAVE A GUN HERE. 877 00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,600 I DON'T KNOW. 878 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,166 - THEY DON'T HAVE THE GUN HERE? - I DON'T KNOW. 879 00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,667 TODAY IS THE DAY THAT JASON AND I 880 00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:51,066 ARE DOING OUR WEDDING REGISTRY. 881 00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:52,767 THIS GIVES ME ANXIETY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. 882 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,066 - WHY? 883 00:30:54,066 --> 00:30:55,266 - 'CAUSE THERE'S, LIKE, A LOT OF THINGS. 884 00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:56,800 - OKAY. 885 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,433 I JUST ENVISIONED THE GUN AND PICKING OUT EVERYTHING 886 00:30:58,433 --> 00:31:00,300 YOU WANT AND, LIKE, ZAPPING IT AND SHOOTING IT 887 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:01,700 HERE AND THERE. 888 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,266 I JUST THINK-- IT'S AN EXCITING TIME, 889 00:31:03,266 --> 00:31:04,533 AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 890 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:05,767 - HI. - HI, THERE. HOW ARE YOU? 891 00:31:05,767 --> 00:31:08,266 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, I'M MATT DUNPHY. 892 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:09,633 HI, BETHENNY. - THIS IS JASON. 893 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:11,233 - HEY, JASON. MATT. NICE TO MEET YOU. 894 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:13,400 WELCOME TO BLOOMINGDALE'S 59TH STREET, HAVE A SEAT. 895 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,700 I'LL BE WITH YOU ALL DAY TODAY, AS WE SORT OF GO THROUGH THE-- 896 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:16,900 - ALL DAY? - WELL... 897 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,467 - HOW LONG DOES THIS USUALLY TAKE? 898 00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:19,867 - IT TAKES AS LONG AS YOU'D LIKE. 899 00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:21,533 WE ALWAYS SAY THAT HOME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY, 900 00:31:21,533 --> 00:31:22,800 SO WE ASK YOU TO, YOU KNOW-- 901 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,700 - OH, AREN'T YOU CUTE. - I LIKE THAT. 902 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:28,200 - HOW LONG DOES THE PSYCHO, NEUROTIC, LUNATIC COUPLE TAKE, 903 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,567 AND HOW LONG DOES THE PERSON WHO RUNS IN AND OUT OF HERE TAKE? 904 00:31:30,567 --> 00:31:31,867 LIKE, WHAT'S THE RANGE? 905 00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:33,567 - IT CAN BE ANYWHERE FROM AN HOUR 906 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:35,400 TO AN EIGHT-HOUR DAY WITH A LUNCH BREAK. 907 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,066 IT CAN BE MULTIPLE VISITS. 908 00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:40,033 WE ACTUALLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU COME A COUPLE OF TIMES. 909 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,433 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S-- ALL RIGHT. 910 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,300 OH, NO, WE'RE IN THE EXPRESS LANE TO THE REGISTRY. 911 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,967 - THIS IS-- ONE'S ENOUGH FOR ME. 912 00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:48,633 - HAVE YOU HAD CRAZY COUPLES COME IN HERE 913 00:31:48,633 --> 00:31:51,266 AND RIP EACH OTHER'S, LIKE, BALLS OFF? 914 00:31:51,266 --> 00:31:52,900 - NO, I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN. 915 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,200 BUT IT CAN BE-- 916 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,100 - SHE'S TRYING TO BE SO POLITICALLY CORRECT. 917 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,433 - THAT SPECIFIC THING HAS NEVER HAPPENED. 918 00:31:58,433 --> 00:31:59,867 - BALLS HAVE NOT BEEN RIPPED OFF? 919 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,300 - BUT WHO ASKS THOSE QUESTIONS? 920 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:02,567 - I JUST WANNA KNOW IF PEOPLE COME IN AND ARE LIKE, 921 00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:04,000 "I WANT THE CHARGE--" 922 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,233 LIKE, SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER, FIGHTING. 923 00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:06,433 TELL ME THERE ARE NO ARGUMENTS. 924 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:07,834 - IT CAN BE A STRESSFUL EXPERIENCE. 925 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:10,166 - THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE? - THIS IS $175. 926 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,900 - ONE GLASS IS-- - RIGHT. 927 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,600 SO, LIKE, WE DON'T GET-- WE'RE NOT GET-- 928 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,100 I WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO SOMEONE AGAIN 929 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,467 AS LONG AS I LIVE IF THEY BROKE THAT GLASS. 930 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,133 I LIKE THESE. 931 00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:20,000 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GUN THOSE. LET'S DO IT. 932 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,967 - THIS GUN DOESN'T WORK. 933 00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:23,567 - NO, IT WORKS. THERE YOU GO. [price gun beeps] 934 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,734 - I WANT THE ICE BUCKET. - OKAY, IT'S $95. 935 00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:27,667 - THAT'S REALLY REASONABLE. - LET ME SHOOT THAT SUCKER. 936 00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:28,934 - IT'S A NICE GIFT FOR-- - WANT ME TO SHOOT IT? 937 00:32:28,934 --> 00:32:30,100 - YOU CAN SHOOT IT. 938 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,066 I JUST WANNA BELCH IN THE CORNER. 939 00:32:32,066 --> 00:32:33,567 YEAH, BUT IS IT, LIKE, NICE ENOUGH 940 00:32:33,567 --> 00:32:34,867 TO HAVE PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNER? 941 00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:36,066 IT'S LIKE, WHATEVER. 942 00:32:36,066 --> 00:32:37,533 - IT'S, LIKE, PRETTY PLAIN JANE, THOUGH. 943 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:39,567 - ARE ALL PEOPLE NAPKIN-RING PEOPLE? 944 00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:41,900 - NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE NAPKIN-RING PEOPLE. 945 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:44,333 YOU CAN BE A NAPKIN-RING PERSON. 946 00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:46,433 - DO WE LOOK LIKE NAPKIN-RING PEOPLE? 947 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:48,300 - THIS IS DANGEROUS TERRITORY. 948 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,166 - NO, BUT THESE ARE, LIKE, THE CHEAPY LITTLE NAPKIN RINGS. 949 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,900 WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL SOMEONE TO BUY US A $5 NAPKIN RING. 950 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,633 - NO. NO. - LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING. 951 00:32:53,633 --> 00:32:55,200 WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN HERE AND BUYS THIS, 952 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,800 YOU CALL ME UP, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT INVITED ANYMORE. 953 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,633 IF SOMEONE COMES IN AND BUYS A $5 NAPKIN RING, 954 00:32:59,633 --> 00:33:01,834 EVEN IF THEY BUY THE WHOLE SET OF EIGHT FOR $40, 955 00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:03,200 YOU CALL ME. - OKAY. 956 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,767 - THESE PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME. 957 00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,700 I MEAN, I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED THIS MUCH. 958 00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,000 LIKE, STOP. 959 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,700 I'M REGISTERING, FOR GOD SAKES, PEOPLE. 960 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,266 - HEY, HEY, REALLY? - WHO'S CALLING? 961 00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:13,200 - WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT? - I HAVE, LIKE, NINE-- 962 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,767 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S THE WRITER. 963 00:33:14,767 --> 00:33:16,433 I GOT-- THIS BOOK IS GIVING ME 964 00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,133 THE BIGGEST HEADACHE OF MY LIFE, JASON. 965 00:33:18,133 --> 00:33:20,567 - WHY? - 'CAUSE ZACH KEEPS CALLING. 966 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:21,934 HE SENT THE BOOK, AND I JUST-- 967 00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,767 I CAN'T GET INTO IT. I CAN'T, LIKE, GET-- 968 00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:25,166 I CAN'T SIT DOWN AND DEAL WITH IT. 969 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,066 WELL, YOU SENT THE FIRST DRAFT, NO? 970 00:33:27,066 --> 00:33:28,767 I SENT IT, AND THEN HE SAID 971 00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:30,367 IT HAS TO BE DONE IN A MONTH. 972 00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:31,867 AND THEN HE SENT IT BACK. - A MONTH? 973 00:33:31,867 --> 00:33:34,400 - I'M LIKE, I CAN'T STUNT IT. LIKE, I CAN'T DO IT. 974 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,800 - I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT SENT IN AND DONE? 975 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,033 - DONE AND DONE BEFORE THE WEDDING. 976 00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:39,400 - BEFORE WE GO TO THE-- ON OUR HONEYMOON? 977 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,767 - 100%, YES. 978 00:33:40,767 --> 00:33:42,400 THIS IS INTERESTING. 979 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,600 - BETHENNY HAS WAY TOO MUCH ON HER PLATE, 980 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,934 BUT SHE JUST KEEPS ON PILING IT UP. 981 00:33:47,934 --> 00:33:50,700 - SO YOU'VE GOT A DINNER PLATE, A SALAD PLATE, 982 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,033 A BREAD AND BUTTER, AND THEN A CUP AND SAUCER. 983 00:33:52,033 --> 00:33:53,767 FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN-- 984 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,700 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME, JASON, FOR JUST A SECOND? 985 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,367 YOU SHOULD GET IT JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN STAND 986 00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:59,633 ON IT AT DINNER PARTIES AND SHOW PEOPLE HOW DURABLE IT IS. 987 00:33:59,633 --> 00:34:00,934 - NO WAY. - DO IT. COME ON. 988 00:34:00,934 --> 00:34:02,066 - STAND ON IT. - I'LL DO IT. 989 00:34:02,066 --> 00:34:04,266 - STAND ON IT. - JUST-- 990 00:34:04,266 --> 00:34:06,033 - OH. 991 00:34:06,033 --> 00:34:07,900 - THE ONE TIME THAT I DO IT, THE ONE TIME! 992 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,133 - YOU'RE BULL[bleep]. 993 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:11,133 - 'CAUSE HIS HEEL WAS AGAINST THE HANDLE. 994 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:13,934 MAZEL TOV, BECAUSE HE BROKE THE GLASS 995 00:34:13,934 --> 00:34:15,200 WEEKS BEFORE THE WEDDING. 996 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,433 ARE WE GONNA BE THE PEOPLE THAT SERVE COFFEE 997 00:34:17,433 --> 00:34:19,600 AFTER DINNER? 998 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,834 - I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER THAT, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? 999 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:24,033 - [laughs] OKAY. 1000 00:34:24,033 --> 00:34:25,433 - I THINK THAT'S A NICE THING TO DO. 1001 00:34:25,433 --> 00:34:26,533 - OKAY. 1002 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:28,166 SO, UM, YEAH. 1003 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,700 ALL RIGHT, SO-- I CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY LEAVE. 1004 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,500 - THIS IS A PARTNERSHIP. - [laughing] 1005 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:34,800 - OH, MY GOD. 1006 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,333 - THESE FICTITIOUS FRIENDS THAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE 1007 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:39,100 AREN'T EVEN OVER YET, AND I'M SO EXCITED 1008 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,934 THAT THEY'RE LEAVING, AND I'M PANICKED 1009 00:34:40,934 --> 00:34:42,033 THAT WE'RE OFFERING THEM COFFEE. 1010 00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:44,400 IS IT GONNA BE DECAF? [laughing] 1011 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,333 'CAUSE I WANNA STAY UP LATE. I WANNA STAY-- 1012 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:50,066 [continues laughing] 1013 00:34:50,066 --> 00:34:53,867 - YOU'RE REALLY, LIKE, SO TERRIFIED OF THIS. 1014 00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:55,500 IT'S SO OFF THE WALL WITH BETHENNY, 1015 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,900 HER REACTION TO THESE FICTITIOUS PEOPLE 1016 00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,467 THAT WE'RE HAVING OVER OUR HOUSE. 1017 00:34:59,467 --> 00:35:00,800 I MEAN, REALLY. 1018 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,200 - ALL RIGHT, SO THEY'RE-- YOU WANT THEM TO STAY? 1019 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,867 SO THEY'RE GONNA STAY. 1020 00:35:03,867 --> 00:35:05,400 - WELL, THAT'S UP TO YOU. I'M JUST HAPPY THEY CAME. 1021 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,867 I'M JUST HAPPY THEY CAME. 1022 00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:09,767 - NO, IT'S A LOT. - IT'S TOO MUCH ANXIETY? 1023 00:35:09,767 --> 00:35:11,266 - NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S JUST-- 1024 00:35:11,266 --> 00:35:12,767 - YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW THINGS GOING ON. 1025 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,266 - WELL, IT'S BECAUSE WE DIDN'T DO SALT AND-- 1026 00:35:14,266 --> 00:35:16,667 - A WEDDING, A HONEYMOON, A BOOK TO BE SENT IN. 1027 00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:17,834 - BUT WE DIDN'T DO SALT AND PEPPER 1028 00:35:17,834 --> 00:35:19,600 AND SUGAR AND MILK AND PANCAKES... 1029 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,767 - OKAY, SLOW IT DOWN. 1030 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:22,000 - AND ALL THESE DIFFERENT THINGS, 1031 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,834 AND NOW ONCE WE START-- I LIKE HAVING NOTHING, 1032 00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:25,400 'CAUSE WE HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT ANYTHING EITHER. 1033 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,967 WE HAVE NO ROOM. AND WE HAD NOTHING-- 1034 00:35:26,967 --> 00:35:28,367 - WELL, THAT WE'LL WORRY ABOUT LATER. 1035 00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:30,200 - MAMA NEEDS TO LAY DOWN. - RELAX. 1036 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,100 - WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS A COUPLE OF MINUTES 1037 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,266 TO TAKE IT EASY, AND I'LL BE BACK. 1038 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:35,233 LET ME KNOW. I'LL BE OVER HERE. 1039 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:37,266 - MOVE OVER. 1040 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:38,667 COME HERE. 1041 00:35:38,667 --> 00:35:40,567 - I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT ANYMORE. 1042 00:35:40,567 --> 00:35:42,033 - NO? - NO. 1043 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:43,600 IT HAS TO BE OVER NOW. 1044 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:55,734 OKAY, BATHROOM, POTTY. 1045 00:35:55,734 --> 00:35:57,467 PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY. 1046 00:35:57,467 --> 00:36:00,600 SO IT'S T-MINUS FOUR WEEKS TO THE WEDDING, 1047 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,066 AND I NEED TO FIND A LOCATION. 1048 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:03,567 HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. 1049 00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:05,333 - I'M GONNA PEE IN MY PANTS, NICE TO MEET YOU. 1050 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,834 MY WEDDING PLANNER, SHAWN, HAS A LOCATION 1051 00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:09,367 THAT HE REALLY THINKS I'LL LIKE. 1052 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:12,433 BUT BEFORE I EVEN CARE ABOUT MY WEDDING, 1053 00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:14,066 I NEED TO PEE. 1054 00:36:14,066 --> 00:36:15,767 IF THERE'S A FIRE HYDRANT AT THE WEDDING, 1055 00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:16,934 THAT WILL BE PERFECT. 1056 00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:18,400 IT'S GREAT FOR A SUMMER PARTY. 1057 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,734 - THE NICE THING ABOUT IT IS, 1058 00:36:19,734 --> 00:36:20,967 YOU TOTALLY GET TO CREATE YOUR OWN EVENT. 1059 00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:22,367 IT'S AN EMPTY PALETTE. 1060 00:36:22,367 --> 00:36:23,533 - THAT'S THE EXPENSIVE THING ABOUT IT. 1061 00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:25,100 - THAT'S THE FUN THING ABOUT IT. 1062 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,767 - OH, THE FUN, THAT'S FUN. IT'S FUN FOR YOU. 1063 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,100 - ACTUALLY, IT'LL BE FUN TO SEE HOW INEXPENSIVELY 1064 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,433 YOU CAN MAKE IT AMAZING. - OH, PERFECT. 1065 00:36:29,433 --> 00:36:31,000 - THAT WOULD BE THE CHALLENGE. 1066 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,834 - OH, EXCELLENT. COSTCO/IKEA WEDDING. 1067 00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:36,433 - I HEARD ABOUT ALL YOUR DIFFERENT BOOKS AND EVERYTHING. 1068 00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:37,867 THE KITCHEN'S OPEN. 1069 00:36:37,867 --> 00:36:39,433 I THINK IT WOULD BE PRETTY FUN IF YOU, UM... 1070 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:40,767 - COOK AT YOUR OWN WEDDING. 1071 00:36:40,767 --> 00:36:42,767 - IF I COOK AT MY OWN WEDDING IN MY WEDDING DRESS. 1072 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,266 - SO DO YOU THINK YOU STILL NEED TO SEE 1073 00:36:44,266 --> 00:36:46,667 ANY OTHER SPACES, OR DID YOU DECIDE ON US? 1074 00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:49,533 - OH, ALREADY? IT'S BEEN AT LEAST SIX MINUTES. 1075 00:36:49,533 --> 00:36:50,834 - FOR YOUR PHOTOS, 1076 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,233 YOU COULD JUST SIMPLY SWITCH AROUND IN DIFFERENT WAYS 1077 00:36:53,233 --> 00:36:54,567 AND HAVE TOTALLY DIFFERENT-- - RIGHT. 1078 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:56,100 - YOU COULD HAVE THE RIVER BEHIND YOU THIS WAY. 1079 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,533 - NO, IT'S REALLY NICE. 1080 00:36:57,533 --> 00:36:59,734 - THE WATER TOWERS IS TOTALLY NEW YORK TOO. 1081 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:00,834 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA-- 1082 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:02,100 - OKAY, LET'S GET YOU DOWNSTAIRS. 1083 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:03,867 - 'CAUSE NOW I'M, LIKE, FALLING INTO CRACKS. 1084 00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:05,100 CAN YOU IMAGINE? 1085 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,834 - BETHENNY, CAN I JUST SHOW YOU ONE THING HERE? 1086 00:37:06,834 --> 00:37:08,300 - SIR, I'M SORRY, I'M FREEZING. 1087 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:09,500 I'M REALLY COLD. - OKAY. 1088 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:12,266 I HAVE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS THAT I WANTED TO, UH, 1089 00:37:12,266 --> 00:37:13,834 HAVE YOU LOOK AT AND... - WHY DON'T WE DO THIS? 1090 00:37:13,834 --> 00:37:15,266 - DUDE, SETTLE DOWN. 1091 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,333 - WE'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 1092 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,066 - OH, OKAY, YOU WANNA FEEL UP HERE FIRST? 1093 00:37:19,066 --> 00:37:20,600 - YEAH, LET'S FEEL UP HERE. - COOL. 1094 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,400 - AND TALK UP HERE, LET HER REST HER FEET. 1095 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,333 - SO I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, 1096 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:26,633 BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. 1097 00:37:26,633 --> 00:37:28,133 - RIGHT, BUT THIS IS NOT AN OPTION. 1098 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:29,667 WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED IN MY UNFINISHED 1099 00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,000 BABY'S ROOM BEFORE WE'RE GETTING MARRIED HERE. 1100 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,967 LOOK, IF WE CAN'T GET THE FOUR SEASONS, 1101 00:37:32,967 --> 00:37:34,533 I WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1102 00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:36,200 I WANT A PLACE THAT PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER, 1103 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,700 NOT THAT'S GONNA GO IN AND OUT. 1104 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:40,133 THIS POOR GUY'S GONNA HAVE A MELTDOWN. 1105 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,533 I DON'T THINK HE'LL SURVIVE THIS. 1106 00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:43,734 - HE'S SEEN WORSE. 1107 00:37:43,734 --> 00:37:46,066 - YOUR HAIR IS AGGRESSIVE TODAY. 1108 00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:48,033 - DOES THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION? 1109 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,734 - THIS PLACE IS COOL LIKE HIS HAIR. 1110 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,400 - WE DO NEED TO TALK ABOUT CAKE, FLOWERS, 1111 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,200 ENTERTAINMENT, ALL OF THAT GOOD STUFF. 1112 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,467 - RIGHT. 1113 00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:55,734 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT STILL DOING RED... 1114 00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:57,567 FLOWERS? - YES, OF COURSE. 1115 00:37:57,567 --> 00:38:00,700 - FABULOUS. NOW, DO YOU WANNA CARRY A, UM... 1116 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,567 WHITE BOUQUET OR A RED BOUQUET? 1117 00:38:02,567 --> 00:38:04,400 - I THINK RED. 1118 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,967 - I'M NEVER A FAN OF DOING COLOR 1119 00:38:05,967 --> 00:38:07,467 WITH A BRIDE'S DRESS. 1120 00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:08,667 I'D RATHER THE DRESS SORT OF SPEAK FOR ITSELF. 1121 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:09,934 - THEN MAYBE A RED RIB-- 1122 00:38:09,934 --> 00:38:11,300 THE RED SATIN RIBBON ON THE BOTTOM. 1123 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:12,767 - WE CAN DO THE RED RIBBON, YOU KNOW. 1124 00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:15,500 DO YOU HAVE ANY, YOU KNOW, LIKE, FAMILY HEIRLOOM BROOCHES, 1125 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,500 ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 1126 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,967 I MEAN, I'M JUST ASKING. 1127 00:38:17,967 --> 00:38:20,867 - I'D HAVE TO HAVE FAMILY TO HAVE HEIRLOOMS. 1128 00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:21,900 - ALL RIGHT. - SO, NO. 1129 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:22,900 - OKAY. 1130 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,500 - TODAY'S THE DAY 1131 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,266 I'M ALSO GETTING CONCERNED ABOUT MY WEDDING PLANNER. 1132 00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:28,166 I'M LIKE, "I TOLD YOU ALREADY I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY FAMILY. 1133 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:29,800 LIKE, WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS." 1134 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,166 I DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY COMING, 1135 00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:33,100 SO THERE WILL BE NO LOOMS TO THE HEIRS. 1136 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,033 I TELL HIM I WANT CLASSIC, ICONIC NEW YORK. 1137 00:38:35,033 --> 00:38:37,533 I'M NOW IN, LIKE, AN IAN SCHRAGER HOTEL 1138 00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:39,400 AT SOUTH BEACH. 1139 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,200 I DON'T THINK HE'S GETTING WHO I AM AND WHAT I WANT. 1140 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,800 - AND THEN, UM, FIRST DANCE. 1141 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,200 - WE ARE NOT-- 1142 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,500 - ARE YOU DOING A FIRST DANCE? 1143 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,767 - WE DON'T REALLY KNOW, LIKE, FORMAL DANCING. 1144 00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:51,433 YOU KNOW HOW TO SLOW-DANCE? - SURE, OF COURSE. 1145 00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:52,867 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S DO OUR FIRST DANCE, SHOW ME. 1146 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:54,333 - THERE YOU GO. - DO YOU REALLY WANT TO? 1147 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,500 - YEAH. - GO FOR IT. 1148 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,834 - SO AT, LIKE, WEDDINGS AND STUFF, 1149 00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:00,033 DOES YOUR GENERATION-- DO THEY GRIND? 1150 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,967 - DOES MY GENERATION GRIND? 1151 00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:03,467 - YEAH, I MEAN--YEAH, LIKE GRINDING, YOU KNOW, LIKE-- 1152 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:04,700 - WHAT'S GRINDING? 1153 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:05,967 - ALL RIGHT, SO YOUR GENERATION DOESN'T, THEN. 1154 00:39:05,967 --> 00:39:07,133 - WHAT'S GRINDING? 1155 00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:08,467 LIKE YOUR ASS IS IN SOMEONE'S BALLS 1156 00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:09,667 WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, GOING TO THE FLOOR? 1157 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,100 - GRINDING IS CLOSE DANCING. 1158 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,066 - I'M JUST KIND OF STUCK ON "YOUR GENERATION," 1159 00:39:13,066 --> 00:39:16,734 'CAUSE WE'RE, LIKE, SORT OF THE SAME GENERATION HERE, SO... 1160 00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:19,266 - WELL, WHAT'S YOUR GENERATION CONSIDERED? 1161 00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:20,667 LIKE-- - [laughs] 1162 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:23,400 IF I WAS MAX, I WOULD BE TERRIFIED, 1163 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,800 AND I WOULD BE SURPRISED 1164 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,567 THAT HE STILL HAS BOTH OF HIS BALLS. 1165 00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:28,967 - MY GENERATION-- 1166 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,967 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 1167 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:33,834 MY GENERATION GRINDS IF THEY'RE [bleep]FACED 1168 00:39:33,834 --> 00:39:35,033 AT A NIGHTCLUB. 1169 00:39:35,033 --> 00:39:37,066 I WOULD SAY THAT YOU SHOULD NOT GRIND 1170 00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:39,100 ANY OF MY OLDER COUGAR FRIENDS AT MY WEDDING. 1171 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,734 - I'M NOT ASKING PERMISSION TO. 1172 00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:42,734 WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING, LIKE-- 1173 00:39:42,734 --> 00:39:44,066 I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOTALLY OFF-PUTTING. 1174 00:39:44,066 --> 00:39:45,533 - YEAH, WE--MY GENERATION HAS SEX ALSO 1175 00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:47,333 WITH AND WITHOUT THEIR CLOTHES. 1176 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:48,700 - OH, OKAY. 1177 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,533 - SO IT'S SORT OF LIKE DANCING IS AN EXTENSION OF SEX. 1178 00:39:50,533 --> 00:39:52,533 GOOD TALK. GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK. 1179 00:39:52,533 --> 00:39:54,633 I FEEL BETTER. 1180 00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,567 - DO YOU WANNA HELP US DOWN THE STAIRS? 1181 00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,133 - [laughs] - YEAH, CAN I? 1182 00:39:58,133 --> 00:39:59,333 - OUR GENERATION NEEDS HELP DOWN THE STAIRS. 1183 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,567 - COMING UP... 1184 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:02,000 IT HAS TO BE HERE. 1185 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,433 LIKE, THEY WILL-- WE'LL WORK IT OUT. 1186 00:40:03,433 --> 00:40:04,633 WE HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT. 1187 00:40:04,633 --> 00:40:06,033 - I'M A WEDDING PLANNER. 1188 00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:08,000 I'M NOT A MAGICIAN. I'M NOT THE FAIRY GODMOTHER. 1189 00:40:15,967 --> 00:40:18,500 - ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS THE PLACE 1190 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:22,333 THAT I THINK, YOU KNOW, HAS MY STYLE AND MY VISION, 1191 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:23,800 AND IT'S JUST KIND OF MY PERSONALITY. 1192 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,200 I NEED TO BRING SHAWN TO THE FOUR SEASONS, 1193 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,734 BECAUSE HE JUST TOOK ME TO A WHITE WAREHOUSE, 1194 00:40:28,734 --> 00:40:30,867 AND THAT MEANS HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I WANT AT ALL. 1195 00:40:30,867 --> 00:40:32,233 AND WE ARE NOW SPINNING WHEELS, 1196 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:33,934 AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE SPINNING WHEELS. 1197 00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:35,734 SO I NEED TO TAKE HIM TO THE FOUR SEASONS 1198 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,300 TO SHOW HIM WHAT I WANT. 1199 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:40,500 - SO, BETHENNY, YOU KNOW IT'S BOOKED RIGHT NOW, RIGHT? 1200 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,700 - I UNDERSTAND. 1201 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:43,133 I JUST WANNA BE CLEAR ON THE STYLE OF PLACE-- 1202 00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:44,667 - OKAY. 1203 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,400 - WHAT WE SAW WAS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO MY SENSIBILITY. 1204 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,934 THIS IS, LIKE, MY PERSONALITY. 1205 00:40:47,934 --> 00:40:50,100 SO IF WE HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS-- 1206 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,700 - WE'RE FOUR WEEKS OUT, 1207 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,600 AND THERE AREN'T MANY VENUES AVAILABLE. 1208 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,033 AND I OBVIOUSLY SHOWED HER SOMETHING 1209 00:40:55,033 --> 00:40:57,300 THAT SHE DIDN'T LIKE, BUT MY HANDS WERE TIED. 1210 00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,934 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 1211 00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:00,100 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING. 1212 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:01,633 - THANK YOU. 1213 00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:02,900 - JULIAN, SHAWN RABIDEAU. NICE TO MEET YOU. 1214 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,800 - I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HIM 1215 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,433 HOW THIS IS, LIKE, MY PERFECT DESIGN. 1216 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:08,533 IT'S TIMELESS. - OF COURSE, IT'S TIMELESS. 1217 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:10,567 - EXACTLY. 1218 00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:12,734 THIS IS THE POOL ROOM I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 1219 00:41:12,734 --> 00:41:14,266 - INCREDIBLE THING TO DO HERE, 1220 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:16,467 IT IS TO GET MARRIED ON TOP OF THE POOL. 1221 00:41:16,467 --> 00:41:21,133 COVERING THE POOL WITH PLEXIGLAS... 1222 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,734 - IT HAS TO BE HERE. 1223 00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:25,567 IT'S HAPPENING, IT HAS TO BE HERE. 1224 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:26,967 - IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF AVAILABILITY 1225 00:41:26,967 --> 00:41:28,900 AND IF WE CAN GET THE DATE. 1226 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,734 - LIKE, WE'LL WORK IT OUT. YOU HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT. 1227 00:41:30,734 --> 00:41:32,133 - I'M A WEDDING PLANNER. 1228 00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:34,300 I'M NOT A MAGICIAN, I'M NOT THE FAIRY GODMOTHER. 1229 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:36,500 I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, 1230 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,667 BUT I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES ABOUT IT. 1231 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:42,033 - THE FOUR SEASONS IS MY DREAM LOCATION. 1232 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:44,066 AND WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME SOMETHING'S IMPOSSIBLE, 1233 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,233 I DIG IN. 1234 00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:46,667 - YES. - I MEAN, YOU COULD HAVE A TA-- 1235 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:48,000 AT A WEDDING, YOU COULD HAVE A TABLE OF EIGHT. 1236 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,166 YOU COULD HAVE A TABLE OF FOUR. 1237 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:51,166 YOU CAN MAKE IT LIKE A RESTAURANT. 1238 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:53,166 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE JUST BIG ROUND TABLES 1239 00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:54,233 THAT ARE BORING TO ME. 1240 00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:55,767 I WANT IT TO BE MORE CLUB-LIKE. 1241 00:41:55,767 --> 00:41:57,133 - THAT I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT, 1242 00:41:57,133 --> 00:41:58,867 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SOLD ON THAT. 1243 00:41:58,867 --> 00:42:01,667 JUST ON, LIKE, THE SMALLER-TABLE THING. 1244 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:03,100 - NO MATTER WHAT I SAID, SHAWN WAS SAYING, 1245 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:04,600 "I'M NOT SURE IF I AGREE WITH YOU. 1246 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,000 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT." 1247 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,166 SAID YOU WANTED, LIKE, 1248 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:08,433 TEN TABLES OF EIGHT OR SOMETHING? 1249 00:42:08,433 --> 00:42:10,800 - SOMETHING OR, LIKE, DOING SQUARE TABLES. 1250 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,200 - I DON'T KNOW IF I TOLD SHAWN THIS. 1251 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,100 I USED TO PRODUCE EVENTS FOR A LIVING. 1252 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,333 I DO HAVE DECENT IDEAS. 1253 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,500 I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND I KNOW THAT 1254 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,100 THEY'RE NOT COMPLETELY OFF THE WALL CRAZY. 1255 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,266 I WANT IT TO FEEL LIKE A SOCIAL RESTAURANT ATMOSPHERE, 1256 00:42:20,266 --> 00:42:22,600 NOT LIKE AN "ORGANIZED WEDDING" WHERE IT'S TEN TABLES OF EIGHT. 1257 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,834 I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT FEELS. 1258 00:42:23,834 --> 00:42:24,967 - OKAY. - WELL, GOOD. 1259 00:42:24,967 --> 00:42:26,633 - I REALLY THINK THIS IS JUST-- 1260 00:42:26,633 --> 00:42:28,333 HER MIND IS SET UP THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA BE, 1261 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,200 REGARDLESS, HELL OR HIGH WATER. 1262 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,900 - LISTEN, THIS IS-- IT'S NOT EVEN A CONVER-- 1263 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,467 THIS IS, LIKE-- THIS IS IT. 1264 00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:38,600 LIKE, THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE--THIS IS WHERE I'M GETTING MARRIED. 1265 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,900 - OKAY. - WE NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 1266 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:41,200 SO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO THIS MAN... 1267 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,567 - I WILL TALK TO HIM. - FINAGLE. 1268 00:42:42,567 --> 00:42:44,066 I CAN GET MARRIED, LIKE, LATER AT NIGHT. 1269 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:45,533 I CAN GET MARRIED AT 7:00 AT NIGHT. 1270 00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,200 SOME PEOPLE DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED THAT LATE. 1271 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,633 - IF IT DOESN'T COME THROUGH, I'M GONNA RUN AND HIDE, 1272 00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,567 'CAUSE BETHENNY'S GONNA RIP MY BALLS OFF. 1273 00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:53,533 SO I'M GONNA SAY A LITTLE PRAYER, 1274 00:42:53,533 --> 00:42:56,333 AND HOPEFULLY I CAN JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN, 1275 00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:57,834 UH, WITH SHEER WILLPOWER. 1276 00:42:57,834 --> 00:43:00,433 - I HAVE A VERY SHORT WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY TO GET MARRIED. 1277 00:43:00,433 --> 00:43:02,233 AND I WANNA GET MARRIED HERE. 1278 00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,734 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. 1279 00:43:03,734 --> 00:43:05,633 - WHEN I MAKE UP MY MIND ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I WANT, 1280 00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:07,166 I GO FOR IT 100%. 1281 00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:08,667 I LOVE THIS IDEA OF THE CEREMONY IN HERE 1282 00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:09,834 AND DOING IT THIS WAY. 1283 00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:12,133 AND THIS IS NO EXCEPTION. 1284 00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:17,066 NEXT ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 1285 00:43:17,066 --> 00:43:18,834 LIKE, I'M NOT THE KIND OF PERSON 1286 00:43:18,834 --> 00:43:20,200 THAT HAS A WEDDING PLANNER, AND HE'S, LIKE, 1287 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,500 UP IN MY GRILL ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1288 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,934 AND I'M, LIKE, A LITTLE OVER-- 1289 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:24,300 I JUST--I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE. 1290 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,700 - YOU'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS. 1291 00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:27,567 YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE AT YOUR BREAKING POINT. 1292 00:43:27,567 --> 00:43:30,066 I'M CONCERNED, REALLY. 1293 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,900 - I TOOK ON TOO MUCH. 1294 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,800 [voice breaking] BUT I'M REALLY, LIKE, BREAKING DOWN. 1295 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,333 AM I GONNA [bleep] MYSELF WHEN I GIVE BIRTH? 1296 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,500 - YES. - GREAT. 1297 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:39,667 [laughs] - HER HORMONES ARE OUTRAGEOUS. 1298 00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:42,033 SHE WAS CRYING AN HOUR AGO. 1299 00:43:42,033 --> 00:43:43,600 - [laughing] - SORRY. 1300 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,967 - I'M LEAVING FOR ATLANTIC CITY TONIGHT 1301 00:43:44,967 --> 00:43:46,834 FOR THE BACHELOR/ BACHELORETTE PARTY. 1302 00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:49,266 WHOO! 1303 00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:50,700 I WANT YOU TO BE MY MAID OF HONOR. 1304 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:52,834 I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN-- YOU'RE MY OLDEST FRIEND. 1305 00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:54,567 [all cheering] 1306 00:43:54,567 --> 00:43:55,767 - YOU'RE GROSS. 1307 00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:57,100 YOU HAVE FUR ON YOUR TONGUE. 1308 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,233 YOU LOOK LIKE ASS. 1309 00:43:58,233 --> 00:43:59,734 BY THE WAY, YOU LEFT THE TOILET-- 1310 00:43:59,734 --> 00:44:00,900 I FELL IN THE TOILET BOWL. 1311 00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,300 - SURPRISED I MADE IT HOME. 1312 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,600 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?, 1313 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,033 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.