1 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:04,700 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,033 I'M NOT THE KIND OF PERSON THAT HAS A WEDDING PLANNER. 3 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:09,333 - CAN I, LIKE, BASICALLY TAKE CONTROL? 4 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:11,467 - NO. AS FAR AS FLOWERS, NO, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 5 00:00:11,467 --> 00:00:12,934 AS FAR AS LINENS, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 6 00:00:12,934 --> 00:00:13,934 AS FAR AS CHAIRS, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 7 00:00:13,934 --> 00:00:15,300 - THAT'S FINE. 8 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,567 - [crying] AND IT'S TOO MANY THINGS, 9 00:00:16,567 --> 00:00:18,000 AND I CAN'T-- I'M OVERWHELMED. 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,467 AND I'M REALLY, LIKE, BREAKING DOWN. 11 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:20,734 - YOU GOT THE FOUR SEASONS. 12 00:00:20,734 --> 00:00:22,367 - OH, MY GOD! 13 00:00:22,367 --> 00:00:24,333 THAT'S SO AWESOME! - YOU GOT THE FOUR SEASONS! 14 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:25,734 - YAY! YAY! 15 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,867 I WANT YOU TO BE MY MAID OF HONOR. 16 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:29,433 - YOU DO? I'M GONNA CRY. 17 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:31,000 - I LOVE YOU. 18 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,033 I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN YOU-- YOU'RE MY OLDEST FRIEND. 19 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,567 - WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE SHARING 20 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:37,967 THIS BACHELORETTE/BACHELOR WEEKEND IN A.C. WITH US. 21 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:40,066 WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. all: CHEERS. 22 00:00:40,066 --> 00:00:42,333 - I'M A MILLION PERCENT READY TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE, 23 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,667 BY THE WAY. 24 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:44,934 STARTED OFF AT 88%, CREEPED UP TO 92%. 25 00:00:44,934 --> 00:00:46,834 - AT THE CRAPS TABLE, YOU TOLD ME 88%. 26 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:48,233 - NO, IT WAS BETWEEN 88% AND 92%, 27 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:50,233 BUT NOW WE'RE AT A MILLION PERCENT. 28 00:00:50,233 --> 00:00:51,667 - A MILLION? - YEAH. 29 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:04,967 [lively tropical music] 30 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:13,400 ♪♪ ♪♪ 31 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,867 - HI. THAT LOOKS SO CUTE. 32 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,433 - I LOOK LIKE AN EASTER EGG. - NO, YOU DON'T. 33 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:18,767 - I'M GARY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 34 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:20,133 - BETHENNY, VERY, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 35 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:22,333 WELCOME TO GARY'S WINE & MARKETPLACE. 36 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:23,700 - HI. I'M JULIE. - HI. HOW YOU DOING? 37 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,667 - IT'S LIKE A SUPERMARKET OF BOOZE--I LOVE IT. 38 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:27,200 - IT SURE IS. WE HAVE WINE, CHEESE. 39 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,500 WE'VE GOT YOU. 40 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,066 - I HAVE TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE WEDDING, 41 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:31,667 TWO WEEKS UNTIL MY BOOK IS DUE. 42 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:33,333 I AM AT FULL SPEED AHEAD, 43 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:36,200 AND I HAVE A LIQUOR SIGNING TONIGHT IN JERSEY. 44 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,700 YOU TOOK 100 CASES, RIGHT? - WE TOOK 150 NOW. 45 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,667 - YOU TOOK 150? - IT'S FLYING. 46 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,467 IT'S IN OUR TOP-15 BRANDS. - REALLY? 47 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:44,834 - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. - YAY! THANK YOU SO MUCH. 48 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:45,900 - OUR PLEASURE. 49 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,734 - LET ME SEE ALL MY PEOPLE. 50 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:49,166 OH, MY GOD! HI! 51 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:50,867 - THEY'VE BEEN HERE SINCE YESTERDAY. 52 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:52,200 [all cheering] 53 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,166 - THEY GET YOU DRUNK IN THE MEANTIME, OR NO? 54 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:55,400 [laughter] 55 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,900 SO HOW INAPPROPRIATE IS THIS? 56 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:59,100 [overlapping chatter] 57 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,633 LIKE, SELLING BOOZE SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT. 58 00:02:01,633 --> 00:02:03,367 [laughter] 59 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:05,500 - WE'LL BRING THEM UP. - BRING IT ON! 60 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,667 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - WHO IS THIS FOR? 61 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:09,967 - THAT'LL BE GINA. - GINA? ALL RIGHT. 62 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:11,867 I MISS YOU! 63 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:13,166 I'M LIKE... 64 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,667 NICE. THESE ARE MY TWO SKINNY GUYS. 65 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,834 - FOR THE NEW JERSEY GAY CLUB. 66 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:17,367 - I HAVE A NEW JERSEY GAY CLUB? - YES. 67 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:19,834 - IS THIS THE WHOLE CHAPTER RIGHT HERE? 68 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:21,266 WHAT ARE THE NAMES, SWEETIE? 69 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,567 - OH, KACIE. K-A-C-I-E. 70 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:25,000 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 71 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,533 - BYE, GUYS. 72 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:29,400 IF SHE HAD A NICE ASS, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. 73 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,767 I TOLD MAX BEFORE THE SIGNING 74 00:02:30,767 --> 00:02:33,467 THAT THIS IS THE MOST OPPORTUNE PLACE TO MEET WOMEN 75 00:02:33,467 --> 00:02:35,333 AND THAT HE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET SOME DIGITS. 76 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:38,500 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GOT HIS GAME FACE ON. 77 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:43,166 - CUTE. 78 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:44,567 - ALL RIGHT. 79 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:45,834 SO HOW MANY MORE OF THESE AM I SIGNING? 80 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:47,333 - THESE ARE FOR THE STORE. THERE'S 12. 81 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:52,433 - AND MAX HAD THE EASIEST JOB, 82 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,934 WHICH WAS TO PICK UP ONE WOMAN IN A SEA OF 300, 83 00:02:54,934 --> 00:02:57,233 AND YET SOMEHOW HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A PHONE NUMBER. 84 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:58,667 - I HELPED HIM. - IT'S NOT PROPER. 85 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:00,233 I CAN'T, LIKE, CHASE AFTER GIRLS-- 86 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:03,100 - IF YOU HAVE 300 WOMEN IN A LIQUOR STORE, 87 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,433 IT'S NOT LIKE--THEY'RE ALREADY BUYING THE ALCOHOL. 88 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:07,100 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY THEM A-- 89 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,333 - IT SAVES YOU MONEY. - WHAT? 90 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,100 - HE CAN'T. HE'S A HOPELESS CAUSE. 91 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,000 HE'S BETTER AT STEAMING MY JUMPSUIT 92 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,834 THAN HE IS AT PICKING UP WOMEN. 93 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:16,133 HERE'S HOW IT GOES. 94 00:03:16,133 --> 00:03:17,800 YOU WANT TO COME UP AND BE A GIRL GETTING A THING? 95 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,033 - AND I'LL BE YOU SIGNING-- 96 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,200 - NO. OH, YEAH, YOU BE ME. YOU BE ME. 97 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,934 - ALL RIGHT, I'M SIGNING. I'M SIGNING HERE. 98 00:03:22,934 --> 00:03:25,600 - BETHENNY, HOW EXCITING! - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 99 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,133 BEFORE SHE EVEN GETS HERE, IT'S-- 100 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:28,934 'CAUSE THERE'S SOMEONE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, IT'S-- 101 00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:31,066 HI. SO WHAT WAS YOUR NAME? - JULIE. COME ON. 102 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:32,633 - JULIE. 103 00:03:32,633 --> 00:03:34,100 - I'M HERE-- WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE? 104 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,333 I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BY 9:00. 105 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:38,467 MAX. GET--MAX! 106 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:40,967 LEAVE HER ALONE, OKAY? SHE'S HERE TO SEE ME. 107 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:42,500 COME! - LIKE I WOULD EVER SAY THAT! 108 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,734 - [laughing] YES, YOU WOULD! 109 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:46,467 - LEAVE HER ALONE? SHE'S HERE TO SEE ME? 110 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,467 - LISTEN, YOU WORK FOR ME. 111 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:50,433 YOU'RE NOT HERE TO PICK UP CHICKS, OKAY? 112 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:53,333 SO STAND HERE, LET ME DO MY THING. 113 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,667 I'M PREGNANT, SEVEN MONTHS. - MAX, HOLD ON. 114 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,500 - I JUST GOT OFF A PLANE TO NASHVILLE. 115 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,100 I'M SO TIRED, AND ALL I DO IS SIGN BOOKS-- 116 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,700 - THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 117 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,900 - TO BE HONEST, BETHENNY'S A LITTLE BIT OF A CONTROL FREAK. 118 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:06,834 SHE LIKES IT DONE HER WAY. 119 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:09,100 AND I UNDERSTAND THAT, BECAUSE WHEN IT'S DONE HER WAY, 120 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,700 IT'S THE RIGHT WAY. 121 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,967 [overlapping chatter] I LOVE IT. 122 00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:16,533 FOR EXAMPLE, IT'S TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE WEDDING, 123 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:17,967 AND SHE SAYS SHE WANTS ME TO HELP OUT, 124 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:19,900 BUT I KNOW IN THE END, SHE WON'T LET ME. 125 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:21,767 - OKAY, SO... 126 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:24,233 - SO THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN SNEAKY ABOUT IT. 127 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:26,433 [laughter] 128 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,100 - YOUR DRESS IS FANTASTIC. WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 129 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,500 - MICHAEL KORS. 130 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,734 LIKE, I JUST WORE IT IN A PHOTO SHOOT, 131 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:42,033 AND I ASKED TO KEEP IT FOR ANOTHER DAY. 132 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:43,800 I DON'T KNOW-- I HOPE THAT IT WILL FIT. 133 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,367 TODAY'S MY BRIDAL SHOWER. 134 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:46,734 I'VE GOT A GREAT OUTFIT PICKED OUT. 135 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:48,133 I'M GETTING MY MAKEUP DONE. 136 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:51,567 IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT, NICE, SUNNY SPRINGTIME DAY. 137 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:53,433 - THE ZIPPER'S GOOD NOW. 138 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:55,266 [zipper closes] YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. 139 00:04:55,266 --> 00:04:57,700 CAN YOU BREATHE? - I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WEAR IT. 140 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:59,100 I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. 141 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,600 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN WEAR THIS. 142 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,867 - ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? - WELL, IT'S JUST--ARE WE IN? 143 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,033 - YEAH, YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE IN. I DON'T WANT TO ZIP IT IF-- 144 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:06,567 - YOU WERE THERE WHEN I WORE THIS. 145 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,166 THIS IS NOT THE SAME DRESS AS IT WAS THREE DAYS AGO. 146 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:09,967 AM I WRONG? - NO, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, 147 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:11,133 ACTUALLY. 148 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:14,867 - OH, MY GOD! I CAN'T WEAR THIS! 149 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:16,367 - I'M TELLING YOU THAT YOU LOOK AMAZING. 150 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:18,200 - TERI, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 151 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,233 - BUT I DON'T WANT YOU WEARING IT IF IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE. 152 00:05:20,233 --> 00:05:21,867 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS SO HARD TO ZIP IT. 153 00:05:21,867 --> 00:05:23,834 - I AGREE, BUT YOU'RE WRONG. - I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. 154 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:26,066 - YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING. YOU'RE NOT EVEN BEING MY FRIEND. 155 00:05:26,066 --> 00:05:27,533 - I'M TELLING YOU THAT IT LOOKS GOOD. 156 00:05:27,533 --> 00:05:29,667 - WHAT KIND OF MAID OF HONOR ARE YOU? 157 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:32,433 YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS HONOR SERIOUSLY WHATSOEVER, 158 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,500 IN LETTING ME WALK OUT IN THIS DRESS. 159 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,433 - I JUST KNOW FROM ZIPPING IT THAT IT'S VERY TIGHT ON YOU. 160 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:38,533 - TERI, I KNOW FROM LOOKING AT THE MASHED POTATOES 161 00:05:38,533 --> 00:05:41,100 THAT I'M CALLING BREASTS RIGHT NOW. 162 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,767 I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY ARMS! - OKAY, THEN THAT'S WHY YOU-- 163 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:45,533 - AND THE WEDDING DRESS IS-- 164 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:47,166 [whimpering] NO! 165 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,367 I WORE THIS FOUR DAYS AGO! 166 00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:49,934 WHAT? - WE GOT TOA LOOK. 167 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:51,166 WE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING, 'CAUSE WE HAVE-- 168 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:52,433 - OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T EVEN MOVE IN IT! 169 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:53,767 BUT I CAN'T EVEN FIND CLOTHES IN IT. 170 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,433 SO NOW I AM SCREWED. 171 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,867 I DON'T HAVE A BIG WARDROBE RIGHT NOW 172 00:05:56,867 --> 00:05:58,166 FOR THIS PREGNANT THING. 173 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:00,700 LIKE, I HAVE BEEN IN DENIAL. I HAVE BEEN TOO BUSY. 174 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,967 AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE, LIKE, REGULAR CLOTHES 175 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:06,433 THAT I'VE TRIED TO MAKE INTO MATERNITY CLOTHES. 176 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:09,500 AND MACGYVER CAN'T GET ME OUT OF THIS ONE. 177 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,934 - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU ARCHING? 178 00:06:10,934 --> 00:06:12,834 - NO, I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 179 00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:14,367 WELL, YOU WOULD HATE THE BACK. 180 00:06:14,367 --> 00:06:15,867 - DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW? 181 00:06:15,867 --> 00:06:18,200 I'VE WORN THIS MANY TIMES, BUT THIS WILL FIT. 182 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,066 - THE PINK ONE JUST SEEMS VERY CASUAL. 183 00:06:20,066 --> 00:06:22,000 [murmuring] 184 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,633 - HERE WE GO. SAME PROBLEM. 185 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,066 I AM LATE FOR THIS DAMN SHOWER, 186 00:06:25,066 --> 00:06:26,700 AND NOTHING IS FITTING. 187 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:28,867 IT'S LIKE TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I BLEW UP. 188 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:31,066 I CAN'T. TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF. 189 00:06:31,066 --> 00:06:32,433 DON'T LIE. 190 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,033 - THAT LOOKS LIKE A BATHING SUIT COVER. 191 00:06:34,033 --> 00:06:35,100 - GREAT. 192 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,767 I DON'T WANT THAT. 193 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:38,467 MAYBE IT'LL FIT WHEN I GET THERE. 194 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:39,900 - TOO BAD THIS ISN'T, LIKE, LONGER, 195 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,066 'CAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, 196 00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:43,066 "JUST DO THAT AND THE FABULOUS SHOE." 197 00:06:43,066 --> 00:06:45,633 - OH, IF THIS WERE A DRESS? - IF IT WERE A DRESS. 198 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:47,767 - [gasps] WITH HOSE? 199 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:51,467 I'M NOW A PREGNANT SEQUINED PROSTITUTE 200 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,333 GOING TO MY OWN BRIDAL SHOWER. 201 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,700 SONIA, YOU CAN PUT MY JEANS IN YOUR... 202 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,467 - YEAH. - IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. 203 00:06:57,467 --> 00:07:00,533 JUST IN CASE I HAVE TO LIFT MY ARM. 204 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:01,967 IF I HAD A TAMPON IN, 205 00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:03,467 THE STRING WOULD BE LONGER THAN THIS DRESS... 206 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:05,667 DOLLARS TO DONUTS. 207 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,700 - LOOK WHO'S HERE. 208 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,166 - HI. 209 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:11,333 - HEY. - THAT LOOKS SO NICE! 210 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,900 [overlapping chatter] 211 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:17,867 - IT'S SO NICE TO MEET ALL OF BETHENNY'S FRIENDS, 212 00:07:17,867 --> 00:07:21,100 AND I WANT US TO TOAST OUR BEAUTIFUL, SPECTACULAR BRIDE 213 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,100 AND MOMMY-TO-BE 214 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,433 AND TO A WONDERFUL SHOWER. 215 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:27,400 - THANK YOU, TERI, FOR PUTTING THIS TOGETHER. 216 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,934 - THANK YOU! 217 00:07:28,934 --> 00:07:30,767 - I WANT YOU TO OPEN UP THE GIFT. 218 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:33,433 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO SWEET! 219 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:35,200 OH, MY GOD! - IT'S SO SWEET, RIGHT? 220 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,734 - THIS IS MY JENNIFER MILLER, 221 00:07:36,734 --> 00:07:38,200 THE GIRL I WAS TELLING YOU HAS THE JEWELRY. 222 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,367 EVERYBODY OPEN IT UP. - YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 223 00:07:40,367 --> 00:07:43,100 EVERYONE OPEN IT. 224 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:45,100 - OH, MY GOD! 225 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,934 - OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THESE! 226 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,967 - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET! 227 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:51,567 WE SHOULD ALL WEAR THEM. - LET'S ALL WEAR THEM. 228 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:53,467 - DID YOU DECIDE WHERE YOU'RE GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON? 229 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:54,934 ARE YOU GOING ON A HONEYMOON? 230 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:56,800 - YEAH, I STARTED, LIKE, LOOKING INTO ST. BARTS. 231 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,033 JASON IS SO ANTI-ST. BAR-- IN HIS HEAD, 232 00:07:59,033 --> 00:08:01,066 'CAUSE HE THINKS IT, LIKE, INVOLVES EVERYTHING SUPERFICIAL. 233 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:03,066 - HAS HE EVER BEEN THERE? - NO. THAT'S WHAT'S SO ANNOYING. 234 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,500 - IT'S THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. 235 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,967 - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. - I KNOW! 236 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:08,233 - JASON CATEGORICALLY HAS AN ISSUE WITH ST. BARTS 237 00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:10,567 BASED ON NO SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE, 238 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:14,266 JUST BASED ON HIM NOT LIKING THE WORD "BART." 239 00:08:14,266 --> 00:08:15,800 HE JUST HAS BEEN, LIKE-- IT WAS WEIRD. 240 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,000 HE WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED, LIKE, ALL-- 241 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 THE BIGGER WEDDING. 242 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,100 THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN ANNOYED 243 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,900 THAT HE HASN'T BEEN THAT INVOLVED, 244 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,500 BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE 245 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,934 WHO DIDN'T WANT THE WHOLE TRADITIONAL THING--HE DID. 246 00:08:24,934 --> 00:08:26,767 SO I JUMPED ON, AND I'VE BEEN REALLY, LIKE-- 247 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,166 I'VE BEEN SUPER BRIDE. 248 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:29,533 HE IS NOT-- HE JUST NEEDS TO GET INVOLVED 249 00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:30,967 A LITTLE BIT. 250 00:08:30,967 --> 00:08:32,800 - YOUR WEDDING DAY IS THE SAME DAY OF THE MONTH 251 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,166 AS OURS WAS. 252 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,100 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH, WE WERE MAY 28TH. 253 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,400 IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE TEN YEARS THIS YEAR. 254 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,533 - CONGRATULATIONS. 255 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,166 - YEAH. 256 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,233 CHEERS. 257 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:44,567 DON'T EVER HOLD ANYTHING BACK WITH HIM. 258 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,900 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TIMES 259 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,133 WHEN SIMON AND I HAVE BEEN SO PISSED AT EACH OTHER, 260 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:51,300 WHERE, LIKE, ONE OF US HAS THROWN A GLASS PAST THE OTHER, 261 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,166 BUT WE DON'T HOLD BACK WITH EACH OTHER. 262 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,367 WE'RE LIKE RAMONA-- 263 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,500 ANYTHING THAT'S IN HERE COMES STRAIGHT OUT. 264 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,533 - I DON'T THINK I HOLD BACK, BUT I'LL SEE. 265 00:08:58,533 --> 00:09:00,033 I'LL HEED THAT ADVICE. 266 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:01,066 - TO YOU. 267 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:03,767 [dance music] 268 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:11,166 ♪♪ ♪♪ 269 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:18,200 - I FIGURED THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THE BRIDAL SHOWER 270 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,333 MATCH MY OUTFIT WAS TO TURN IT 271 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,066 INTO A DISCO DANCE PARTY. 272 00:09:22,066 --> 00:09:24,233 SO I BECAME THE HUMAN DISCO BALL 273 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:26,500 SPINNING AROUND ON THE TABLE. 274 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,433 COMING UP... - AND I DIDN'T EXPECT 275 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:33,200 OUR WEDDING TO BE IN PAGE SIX. 276 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:37,834 I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT THAT'S MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 277 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:47,533 [light music] 278 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:50,367 ♪♪ ♪♪ 279 00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:51,633 [cell phone rings] 280 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,233 - HI. - HEY, BETHENNY. 281 00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:56,333 YOU ARE GONNA BE SO HAPPY WITH THIS CAKE. 282 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,500 - WE'VE GOT TO ORDER MY WEDDING CAKE A.S.A.P., 283 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,567 AND NOW THE ONLY PLACE THAT SHAWN KNOWS 284 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,700 THAT CAN DO MY WEDDING CAKE IN TIME IS IN JERSEY. 285 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,467 - THAT I HAVEN'T TASTED YET, NO. 286 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:12,600 OKAY, I WILL TASTE IT. 287 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,367 I MEAN, I'LL--I'LL BE-- 288 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:16,834 YOU KNOW, YOU AND I TALKED ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW, BEFORE. 289 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:20,633 YOU KNOW, SHE'S GONNA DO HER BEST TO HAVE IT TASTE LIKE THAT. 290 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,467 THE ONE THING THAT SHE KEEPS HARPING ON IS THE CAKE, 291 00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:24,600 AND ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WHEN THERE'S 292 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,200 A LOT OF OTHER DETAILS TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 293 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,900 I-I WILL--I WILL DO MY BEST TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 294 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,433 - I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN. 295 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,300 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS THE PERFECT WEDDING FOR JASON. 296 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,400 - THANK YOU. YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY. 297 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,600 - OKAY. - OKAY. BYE-BYE. 298 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,333 WELL... 299 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,600 SHE'S STUCK ON THAT DAMN CAKE. 300 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,367 - LAST FITTING. 301 00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:54,467 - I HOPE IT FITS IN A FEW DAYS. - I KNOW. 302 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:55,867 I'M 7 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT. 303 00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:58,400 I AM GROWING BY THE MINUTE. 304 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,600 I WAKE UP EVERY DAY, 305 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,767 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 306 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:02,200 - OOH. OH, IT'S OKAY. 307 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,600 - AND I'M EATING LIKE I'M GOING TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR. 308 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,900 SO I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN FIT INTO MY UNDERWEAR, 309 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,400 MUCH LESS MY WEDDING DRESS. 310 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,900 - LET ME SEE. 311 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,266 - MY CONCERN IS THIS. 312 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:13,900 - IS THAT IT'S GONNA FALL OFF? 313 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,033 - YES. 314 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:19,266 - I WANT TO DANCE, SO THIS IS MY CONCERN. 315 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:21,400 - THIS I WOULD NOT MAKE THIS TIGHT. 316 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,033 BUT HERE, YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE IT-- 317 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:25,133 YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA BE THAT BIG. 318 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:27,300 - YEAH, I JUST--I'D RATHER IT BE A TINY BIT TIGHT 319 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,867 AND THAT IT NOT FALL OFF. 320 00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:30,500 - THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD JUST PUT THE STRAP ON 321 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,767 AND PLAY WITH IT. - NO. I DON'T WANT THE STRAPS. 322 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,500 - LET'S SEE IT. 323 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,934 - THERE'S, LIKE, A MARIONETTE THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE 324 00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:37,467 HOLDING UP DIFFERENT PARTS OF ME. 325 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:40,934 THERE'LL DEFINITELY BE SOME DOUBLE-STICK TAPE ON HAND. 326 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,800 - PERFECT. AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR SECURITY HERE. 327 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,333 - OKAY. - IF YOU NEED IT, YOU USE IT. 328 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,433 IF YOU DON'T NEED IT, YOU DON'T. 329 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:49,667 - OKAY. 330 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,000 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY COMPARE 331 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,967 TO MOST BRIDE, I AM AMAZED... 332 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,800 BEING PREGNANT AND HOW CALM. 333 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,100 THIS IS, TO ME, IS NOTHING 334 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,467 TO THE MOST BRIDE ANXIETY. REALLY. 335 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:01,967 - REALLY? - YES. 336 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,900 - HEY, ANNE, HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 337 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,367 - GOOD. BUSY, BUT GOOD. 338 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,734 - SHOULD WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS SO WE CAN GET THIS GOING? 339 00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:23,200 - YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE CAKE. 340 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,066 SO I GUESS BETHENNY REALLY TRUSTS YOUR DECISION 341 00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:27,467 ON THIS THEN, 'CAUSE... 342 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,767 - I DON'T KNOW IF SHE DOES. - OKAY. 343 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:31,033 'CAUSE USUALLY THE BRIDES ARE HERE, 344 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,633 AND I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS. 345 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:35,066 - I KNOW THAT SHE AND JASON DEFINITELY WANT RED VELVET. 346 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,433 - OKAY. - THERE'S THIS BAKERY 347 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:37,767 NEAR MY OLD APARTMENT. 348 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:39,367 WE DIED OVER THIS CAKE. 349 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,333 IT IS THE BEST CAKE YOU HAVE EVER TASTED IN YOUR LIFE. 350 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,367 WE HAVE IT AT EVERY HOLIDAY, EVERY OCCASION, 351 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:46,233 AND THIS CAKE PLACE COULDN'T MAKE OUR WEDDING CAKE. 352 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,400 THUNDER AND LIGHTING AND RAIN CAME DOWN 353 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,867 WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THOSE PEOPLE COULD NOT MAKE THIS CAKE. 354 00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,900 - AND THIS IS SORT OF A COMPILATION 355 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,400 OF WHAT YOU AND I TALKED ABOUT... 356 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,100 - SO HOPEFULLY SHE'LL LIKE IT. I JUST WANT TO... 357 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,367 YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE A BRIDE UNHAPPY. 358 00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,633 - NO. AND YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE HER UNHAPPY... 359 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,166 - NO? [laughs] - 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE... 360 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,266 - THAT I DON'T KNOW, BUT... 361 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:04,734 - IT'S, LIKE, PREGNANCY HORMONES, 362 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,934 AND IT'S, LIKE, SCARY. - I CAN IMAGINE. 363 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,033 - IS IT GOOD? 364 00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:16,300 - LOOK AT ME. IT'S LIKE I'M BEING LED TO THE SLAUGHTER, 365 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,867 AND THIS IS MY LAST MEAL. 366 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,633 - YOU MIGHT BE. YOU DON'T KNOW. 367 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,100 [laughing] 368 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,066 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I MIGHT BE. 369 00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:25,834 - YOU'RE GONNA TURN AROUND 370 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:27,633 AND EXACT A BUSTLE WHILE YOU CALL. 371 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:30,567 - PAGE 179, CHAPTER 9. DON'T WEAR YOUR STORY. 372 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:33,567 I NEVER EXCUSED MY FATHER NO MATTER WHAT HIS STORY WAS. 373 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:37,200 I UNDERSTAND THAT EVERY BRIDE HAS A LOT GOING ON... 374 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,700 BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT THIS IS NORMAL. 375 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,767 THIS FEELS A LITTLE BIT EXCESSIVE. 376 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,266 - DOUBLE KNOT. - DOUBLE KNOT. 377 00:13:44,266 --> 00:13:45,500 - DOUBLE KNOT. 378 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,633 - THE DRESS FEELS SNUG NOW. I'M A LUNATIC. 379 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:50,567 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. OKAY, UM... 380 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:52,233 LET'S SEE IF I CAN SIT IN MY WEDDING DRESS. 381 00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:54,500 - GOOD IDEA. - BY THE WAY, NOW I'M SWELLING 382 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,800 'CAUSE I'M SWEATING. 383 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,834 I HAVE COMPLETE... - OH, MY. WELL... 384 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,233 - SO THIS IS KIND OF AS FAR AS THIS CAN GO. 385 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:02,166 - SO ONE INCH? 386 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,600 - I DON'T KNOW. 387 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,233 - I WILL JUST DIE IF IT IS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU. 388 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:07,533 YOU CANNOT BREATHE. 389 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:10,300 YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT, TO ME, IS THE WORST. 390 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,834 - OKAY. - DON'T YOU THINK? 391 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,900 - I CAN'T THINK ANYMORE. YOU'RE THINKING FOR ME NOW. 392 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,834 - I WILL-- I'M THINKING FOR YOU. 393 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,333 - I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND PRETEND 394 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:22,567 THAT I'M ABOUT TO HAVE MY RED VELVET CAKE. 395 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,700 - I WILL FOLLOW UP. - OKAY, YEAH, PLEASE DO. 396 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,500 - AND LET YOU KNOW, UM, 397 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,200 WHAT SHE HAS SAID... - OKAY. 398 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,867 - WHICH HOPEFULLY IS, "YEAH, IT'S FINE. IT'S GREAT." 399 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:37,600 - RIGHT. - AND WE'LL GO FROM THERE. 400 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,667 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 401 00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:52,033 [whistle blows, cheers and applause on TV] 402 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:54,233 - I GOT TO CHOOSE THIS MENU NOW FOR THE FOUR SEASONS. 403 00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:56,133 YOU'VE TOLD ME THAT YOUR DAD'S VERY SIMPLE 404 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,000 AND WHAT HE LIKES AND STUFF, SO... 405 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 LIKE, WOULD THEY NOT WANT TUNA TARTARE 406 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,233 OR, LIKE, BEEF CARPACCIO OR FOIE GRAS? 407 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:04,367 - [laughs] I DON'T THINK MY DAD EVEN KNOWS WHAT THAT IS. 408 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,834 [commotion on TV] OH, MY GOD! 409 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,667 - JASON'S KNEE-DEEP IN MARCH MADNESS RIGHT NOW, 410 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,400 HORIZONTAL, ON THE COUCH, HAND IN THE PRETZEL BOWL. 411 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,467 AND I AM RIPPING MY HAIR OUT, 412 00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:16,433 HAVING A FULL-ON INTERNAL NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 413 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,800 PLANNING THIS DAMN WEDDING. 414 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,600 BEEF TARTARE? 415 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,800 - WHAT'S THAT? 416 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,400 - BEEF TARTARE? [crowd noise on TV] 417 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,734 - TUNA TARTARE? - BEEF TARTARE! 418 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,800 - [laughs] OH, SORRY. - BEEF TARTARE! 419 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,900 - BABY, THE GAME'S ON. 420 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,934 WE CAN'T DO THIS A LITTLE LATER AFTER-- 421 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,934 I MEAN, THESE ARE-- - I KNOW IT'S MARCH MADNESS. 422 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,467 IF YOU WANT TO SEE MARCH MADNESS, 423 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:41,333 YOU'LL SEE A PREGNANT WOMAN LIGHT HER FRIGGIN' HAIR ON FIRE 424 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,033 AND GO CRAZY RIGHT NOW. 425 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:45,467 - BABY, CALM DOWN. - LET ME-- 426 00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:46,867 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS WHOLE THING. 427 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,500 LIKE, I'M PREGNANT. I'M SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT. 428 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,166 AND I'M PLANNING THIS THING, AND YOU HAVE BEEN M.I.A. 429 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,367 - I'M CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE. 430 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,900 SHE'S PUTTING THE BLAME ON ME FOR NOT... 431 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,500 GETTING MORE INVOLVED. 432 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:01,600 BUT I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY SHE WOULD LET ME MAKE DECISIONS 433 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,667 WITHOUT CONSULTING WITH HER. 434 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,900 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 435 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,467 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER WANTED SUCH AN EXTRAVAGANT WEDDING, 436 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,767 NEVER. 437 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,333 - INVITATIONS, CAKE, SONGS, VACATIONS, 438 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,633 GUEST LISTS, HOTELS FOR YOUR PEOPLE-- 439 00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:16,166 EVERYTHING. 440 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,734 A LOT OF THIS IS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, I'M SORRY. 441 00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:19,333 A LOT OF IT'S FOR ME, A LOT OF IT'S FOR YOU-- 442 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,400 - WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING UP THAT IT'S FOR-- 443 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,000 YOU'RE DOING THESE THINGS FOR ME? 444 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,867 YOU CAN'T HANG OVER MY HEAD ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU-- 445 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,767 YOU TAKE ON-- THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. 446 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:30,767 - YOU WANTED 75, 85 PEOPLE. I WANTED 25. 447 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,767 WE'RE NOW DOING 85 PEOPLE. - LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 448 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,600 I'M HAPPY TO HELP, BUT YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO ME, 449 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,100 "HANDLE THE CAKE, YOU DECIDE ON THE CAKE"? 450 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,533 I THINK NOT. COME ON. 451 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,066 - YOU HAVE TO GET INVOLVED AND HELP, 452 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,000 BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING-- THE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION-- 453 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,400 - YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I'M SITTING HERE LOUNGING, 454 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,767 WATCHING THE BASKETBALL GAME. 455 00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:45,800 - YES, I AM! AND IT'S RIDICULOUS! 456 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,233 AM I CAN'T HANDLE IT. I AM BREAKING. 457 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,300 LIKE, I DON'T-- I CAN'T HANDLE IT. 458 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,700 IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME, 459 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,567 BECAUSE I CAN'T--I CAN'T-- - BABY-- 460 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,467 - YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING. - YOU'RE SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT. 461 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,934 - YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. - CALM DOWN. 462 00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:57,867 - I CAN'T TAKE IT. THINGS ARE BREAKING DOWN. 463 00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:00,934 MY BOOK ISN'T DONE. I-I-I'M LATE FOR MEETINGS. 464 00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:02,433 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE A CRAP RIGHT NOW 465 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:04,033 ABOUT A RED BOW ON A CAKE, 466 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,834 BUT I HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING. 467 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,900 AND I ALSO AM KNOWN FOR THINGS BEING PERFECT, 468 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,633 AND I NEED HELP. - IT WILL BE. 469 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,400 - IT WON'T BE, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME! 470 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,767 I NEED YOU TO HELP ME. - BABY, LOOK AT YOURSELF. 471 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,266 - LOOK AT YOURSELF! 472 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,600 - YOU'RE APPROACHING THIS WEDDING LIKE A BUSINESS. 473 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,767 DO YOU KNOW WHAT... THIS IS REALLY FOR? 474 00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,500 - YES. - WHY PEOPLE GET MARRIED? 475 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,033 - YEAH, BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER 476 00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:23,567 AND WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER. 477 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,166 - OKAY, SO I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE 478 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,066 WHAT'S IMPORTANT ABOUT IT, RIGHT? 479 00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:30,433 AND I DIDN'T EXPECT OUR WEDDING TO BE IN PAGE SIX. 480 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:33,900 I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT THAT'S MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 481 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,667 SO WHAT ABOUT FAMILY? WHAT ABOUT MY PARENTS? 482 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:41,266 YOU TELL ME THEY CAN'T TAKE PICTURES AT OUR WEDDING? 483 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:43,667 - I CAN GIVE EVERYBODY COPIES OF PICTURES AT THE WEDDING. 484 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,300 WE'LL HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHER THERE, 485 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,934 AND I'LL GIVE COPIES OF THE PICTURES. 486 00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:49,133 PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE THEIR OWN CAMERAS... 487 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,700 OR PHONES. 488 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,266 LOOK, I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING TOO. 489 00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:53,700 - IT'S DISGUSTING. - I KNOW. 490 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,233 EVIDENTLY I'M IN A PLACE NOW IN MY CAREER 491 00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:59,967 WHERE PEOPLE WANT A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME IN MY WEDDING DRESS 492 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,700 SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT AND SELL IT. 493 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:06,100 AND THIS IS A NEW PRECAUTION THAT I HAVE TO TAKE 494 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,100 THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT AT MY LAST WEDDING. 495 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,300 SO IT'S ALL NEW TO ME TOO. 496 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,400 IT'S DEFINITELY NEW TO JASON. 497 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,166 IT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING AWKWARD TO HAVE TO BROACH, 498 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,834 BUT IT'S MY LIFE. 499 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:20,834 IT'S KIND OF PART OF ALL OF THE STRANGENESS OF MY LIFE. 500 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,400 - YOU KNOW, TO SEND WITHIN AN INVITATION 501 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,767 NOT TO BRING CELL PHONES AND CAMERAS 502 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,600 AND PAPARAZZI AND ALL THAT NONSENSE, LIKE... 503 00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:32,533 - THIS-- - ARE WE GETTING MARRIED FOR US, 504 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:35,133 OR ARE WE GETTING MARRIED FOR THE PRODUCTION OF THIS? 505 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,433 THAT'S ALL I WANT TO KNOW. 506 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,133 - COMING UP... 507 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,834 LIKE, I'M READY TO MARRY HIM. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HERE. 508 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,567 [voice breaking] HE THINKS THAT THIS IS LIKE BUSINESS 509 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:47,900 AND THAT I'M ONLY ABOUT BUSINESS, 510 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,834 AND IT'S, LIKE... AND I'M NOT. 511 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:09,066 - HELLO, MY DEAR. - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 512 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,333 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. I'M MEETING 513 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,800 MY WEDDING PLANNER HERE, I THINK. 514 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,734 I'M STILL REELING FROM ARGUING WITH JASON. 515 00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,166 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO GO PICK OUT 516 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,567 TABLE SETTINGS AND FLORALS AND LINENS. 517 00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,200 BUT I GOT TO DEAL WITH IT, 518 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,667 BECAUSE THE WEDDING IS JUST OVER A WEEK AWAY. 519 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,800 - HI. - HEY! 520 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,533 - OH, MY GOODNESS! - HOW ARE YOU? 521 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:25,967 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 522 00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,266 - YOU LOOK CUTE TODAY. - THANK YOU. 523 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,066 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 524 00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:31,166 - DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST GO INTO IT? 525 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,433 - GO INTO IT. 526 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,767 - IT'S A LITTLE TOO SCHMALTZY FOR ME. 527 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,133 - TOO MUCH? - WAY. 528 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,934 - OKAY. YOU WANT IT PARED DOWN? - IT'S JUST NOT ME. 529 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:40,100 - LET'S REMOVE... 530 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,934 I MEAN, THE IDEA BEHIND DOING THE DEMO IS-- 531 00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,533 - I DON'T THINK I LIKE THE LINEN. 532 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,100 I THINK I MIGHT LIKE THE SILVER LINEN BETTER. 533 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,600 - OKAY. 534 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,200 - AND THESE--I DON'T LIKE THESE LITTLE STUFF. 535 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,600 IT'S LIKE BUYING SOMEONE A LOT OF LITTLE CHEAP GIFTS 536 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,433 INSTEAD OF ONE GOOD GIFT. [Shawn laughs] 537 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,000 I'D RATHER HAVE ONE NICE GIFT. 538 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,467 DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? - THAT'S FINE. IT DOES. 539 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:57,100 - AND PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY. 540 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,500 WE JUST HAVE TWO WEEKS-- 541 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,900 - SWEETIE, I WEAR MY BIG-BOY PANTS. 542 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,834 - OKAY. THIS IS NOT PERSONAL. THIS IS JUST BUSINESS. 543 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,567 - I OFTEN HAVE CLIENTS THAT WANT ALL THAT LITTLE EXTRA STUFF, 544 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:06,266 AND SO IT'S HARD FOR ME TO PULL BACK. 545 00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:07,700 - OKAY. - SO, YOU KNOW... 546 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,767 [plates clattering] - LIFE IS HARD. 547 00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:13,233 - SO NOW, UM, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 548 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,500 - YOU KNOW-- - LIKE, I SAW THIS MORNING... 549 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,066 - WHAT? I HAVEN'T-- WHAT, THE POST? 550 00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:20,633 - YEAH. ARE YOU OKAY? - YESTERDAY IT WAS A BLOGGER 551 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:23,100 SAYING THIS IS MY ILLEGITIMATE CHILD. 552 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,934 AND THAT, YOU KNOW, I'M WHORING OUT MY WEDDING 553 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,800 AND, YOU KNOW... AM I OKAY? 554 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,266 YEAH, I DON'T--THAT STUFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT--LIKE, ZERO. 555 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:31,767 EVERYTHING'S NOT GONNA BE PERFECT. 556 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:34,066 EVERYONE'S NOT GONNA BUY MY BOOKS AND THINK I'M GREAT. 557 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,033 THERE'S A PRICE. EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE. 558 00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:38,133 AND THE PRICE THAT I PAY IS BEING UNDER THE MICROSCOPE 559 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,567 AND PEOPLE THINKING THAT I HAVE AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD. 560 00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:43,600 - HOW, UH--HOW'S JASON HANDLING ALL THIS? 561 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,066 - UM... 562 00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:46,834 SOMETIMES HE'LL GET WORKED UP ABOUT IT, 563 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,233 BUT HE HASN'T REALLY BEEN PART OF THIS PROCESS. 564 00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:50,734 HE HASN'T REALLY BEEN VERY HELPFUL AT ALL. 565 00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:52,433 - RIGHT. I HAVEN'T EVEN MET THE GUY YET. 566 00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:53,800 - RIGHT. HE'S KIND OF THE ONE 567 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,200 WHO WANTED TO HAVE THE BIGGER WEDDING. 568 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,767 I WOULD HAVE HAD 25 PEOPLE. 569 00:20:56,767 --> 00:21:00,333 SO I'VE KIND OF MADE IT MORE-- BIGGER AND THE ELECTRIC SLIDE 570 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,533 AND FOR HIS FAMILY AND ALL THAT STUFF TOO, 571 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,867 AND I FEEL LIKE HE HASN'T REALLY-- 572 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:06,133 - I MEAN, IT SHOULDN'T BE STRESSFUL. 573 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,266 IT SHOULD BE ENJOYABLE FOR BOTH OF YOU GUYS. 574 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,633 - NO, I KNOW. 575 00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:11,633 - I'M HERE, I-- - I KNOW, I DON'T WANT YOU-- 576 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:13,100 I'M SO--I AM-- I AM REALLY HAPPY. 577 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,266 DO I NOT SEEM LIKE I'M HAPPY? 578 00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:17,467 - YOU'RE STRESSED. 579 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:19,300 - WHAT'S GOING ON IS THAT 580 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,600 I THINK THAT JASON FEELS THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A BUSINESS, 581 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,200 AND EVERY SINGLE THING IS A BUSINESS. 582 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,133 YOU KNOW, WHEN HE'LL SAY, LIKE, "THIS WEDDING 583 00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:27,300 IS A WHOLE CIRCUS," AND ALL THIS DIFFERENT STUFF, 584 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,266 IT'S LIKE, "I KNOW IT'S IN THE PAPER--I GET IT. 585 00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:32,600 "BUT I'VE BEEN KILLING MYSELF WHEN I HAVE TO WRITE THIS BOOK 586 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,200 "AND DO EVERYTHING ELSE AND TRAVEL, 587 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,834 "BECAUSE I WANTED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 588 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:38,500 TO HAVE THAT KIND OF A SPECIAL, AMAZING EXPERIENCE." 589 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,066 - YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, IN MY OPINION, 590 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,233 CAN'T GO WALKING DOWN THE AISLE 591 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:45,533 BOTH FEELING STRESS LIKE THIS. 592 00:21:45,533 --> 00:21:47,333 - THE NET-NET OF THE RELATIONSHIP 593 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,000 IS THAT I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM, 594 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,033 AND I'M RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE, AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM. 595 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,400 I'M READY. LIKE, I'M READY TO MARRY HIM. 596 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,166 IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HERE, 597 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,367 AND I'M FINALLY HERE, AND I FEEL LIKE 598 00:21:57,367 --> 00:22:00,333 HE DOESN'T ENTIRELY TRUST ME. 599 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,934 [voice breaking] HE DOESN'T ENTIRELY THINK THAT I'M, LIKE, 600 00:22:02,934 --> 00:22:04,467 THE GOOD PERSON I AM. 601 00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:05,900 HE DOESN'T ENTIRELY-- 602 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,367 HE THINKS THAT THIS IS LIKE BUSINESS 603 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,233 AND THAT I'M ONLY ABOUT BUSINESS, 604 00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:10,667 AND IT'S, LIKE-- AND I'M NOT. 605 00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,834 LIKE, I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM, AND I'VE NEVER MADE... 606 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:15,433 MADE STRIDES LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE. 607 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,133 HE DOESN'T KNOW ME IN OTHER RELATIONSHIPS. 608 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:19,667 LIKE, I WAS THE RUNAWAY BRIDE. 609 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,066 AND I'M NOT RIGHT NOW, 610 00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:23,000 AND I'M FEELING LIKE HE'S ALWAYS THE GOOD GUY 611 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,066 AND HE, LIKE, IS THINKING OF ME AS THE BAD GUY 612 00:22:25,066 --> 00:22:27,767 IN HIS MIND, LIKE, AND I'M, LIKE, THINKING LIKE, 613 00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:29,166 "YOU KNOW WHO YOU MET. 614 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,734 "BUT JUST BECAUSE I'M INTO BUSINESS 615 00:22:30,734 --> 00:22:32,700 "DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T LOVE YOU 616 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,300 AND THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU." [sniffles] 617 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:48,967 - BABY? - YES? 618 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:51,700 - HEY. I NEED YOU TO COME DOWN NOW. 619 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:54,700 - CALL ME BACK, 'CAUSE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 620 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,100 - I KNOW, COME DOWN. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 621 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,867 PLEASE? - WHAT IS IT? 622 00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:01,800 - JUST COME DOWN. YOU'LL SEE. 623 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,667 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I'M COMING DOWN. 624 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:05,433 - ALL RIGHT, HURRY. 625 00:23:05,433 --> 00:23:06,867 BETHENNY HAS BEEN GETTING ON MY CASE 626 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,633 ABOUT NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR THE WEDDING. 627 00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:12,400 SO I FIGURED I'D MAN UP AND DO SOMETHING-- 628 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,100 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 629 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,133 - WHAT ARE WE DOING? HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE? 630 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,133 - IT'S NOT GONNA TAKE LONG. - OKAY. 631 00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:22,367 - YOU KNOW YOU SAID I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING MUCH, 632 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:23,667 AND, UH... - YES, I DID. 633 00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,133 YES, I DID. - AND I AGREE WITH YOU. 634 00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:28,200 BUT WE'RE GOING TO CITY HALL RIGHT NOW. 635 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,600 - WE ARE? - YEAH. 636 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,367 - WHY? - I TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING. 637 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:33,433 WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE. 638 00:23:33,433 --> 00:23:35,467 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR-- 639 00:23:35,467 --> 00:23:37,333 WE HAVE TO GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE BEFORE WE GET MARRIED. 640 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,600 ACTUALLY, I WANT TO TALK TO SOME OTHER GUYS, TOO, 641 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,100 TO SEE IF THEY'RE GETTING TORTURED BY THEIR FIANCEE TOO. 642 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,734 - YOU'RE GETTING TORTURED? 643 00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:47,166 HOW DO YOU FIGURE? - WELL, I MEAN... 644 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:48,700 IT'S A STRESSFUL TIME. 645 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,633 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT BEING TORTURED. 646 00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:52,900 IF YOU WANT TO SEE TORTURE, WE'LL START THAT NOW. 647 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,900 - WHAT ABOUT WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE BASKETBALL GAMES, 648 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,834 THAT AFTERNOON? - YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU-- 649 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:58,300 YOU'RE JUST COMPLETELY A PIECE OF-- 650 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,500 YOU'RE ANOTHER PIECE OF FURNITURE IN THE APARTMENT. 651 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,066 - [laughs] THAT'S NOT TRUE. 652 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,133 - YOU WERE LIKE A SIDE TABLE. YEAH, IT IS TRUE. 653 00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,100 - IS THIS WHAT'S TO COME? IF THE BABY'S UP, YOU'RE UP... 654 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,767 - 100%. - DADDY'S UP TOO? 655 00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:11,066 - 100%. IF YOU HAD TITS, I'D MAKE YOU BREAST-FEED. 656 00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:14,033 ARE YOU CRAZY? ABSOLUTELY. 657 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:18,033 - I SAY WE DO ST. BARTS. LET'S DO IT. 658 00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,333 - REALLY? - YEAH. 659 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,667 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO 660 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,900 WITH ALL THE FABULOUS PEOPLE THAT ARE THERE? 661 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,734 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? 662 00:24:24,734 --> 00:24:26,100 - IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT. 663 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,633 IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE RIGHT. 664 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,200 - THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT JASON, 665 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,200 THAT I COMPLAIN OR COMMUNICATE. 666 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,000 HE HEARS ME, AND HE REACTS. 667 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,667 AND HE DOES SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 668 00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:37,967 CAN WE STOP THE CAR? I WANT TO GET A SOFT PRETZEL. 669 00:24:37,967 --> 00:24:40,367 OH, MY GOD, I COULD EAT, LIKE, A GYRO RIGHT NOW. 670 00:24:40,367 --> 00:24:42,166 - NO PRETZELS. - [laughs] NO PRETZEL? 671 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,967 - IT'S ON THE CART. THERE'S A PICTURE ON THE CART. 672 00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:45,400 - ARE YOU GONNA KILL SOMEBODY? WHERE? 673 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,066 - LOOK, I'LL SHOW YOU. 674 00:24:49,066 --> 00:24:51,400 - I'LL GO GET ONE. - GET A HOT ONE WITH MUSTARD. 675 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,233 I CAN'T EAT MEAT OFF THE STREET RIGHT NOW. 676 00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:55,266 I COULD. 677 00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:58,400 I-I HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING. 678 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,500 I WOULD LIKE A CHICKEN GYRO. I'M DOING IT. 679 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,400 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN MEAT OFF THE STREET 680 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,100 IN MY LIFE. 681 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,367 THERE'S A WAFTING OF WHAT PEOPLE CALL STREET MEAT, 682 00:25:09,367 --> 00:25:12,000 WHICH IS SO VILE. 683 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,333 AND IT WAS LIKE... 684 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,900 I WAS AT A FIVE-STAR MICHELIN RESTAURANT. 685 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:19,400 - YOU GOT A GYRO TOO? 686 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,233 THIS IS IT, BABY. 687 00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:23,000 CITY HALL. - I KNOW. 688 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,300 MARRIAGE JUST SEEMS SO FRIVOLOUS RIGHT NOW. 689 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,834 IT JUST SEEMS SO SUPERFLUOUS AND UNNECESSARY. 690 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:32,567 BUT THIS GYRO IS COMPLETELY, LIKE, H2O. 691 00:25:32,567 --> 00:25:34,900 - LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 692 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,734 COME ON. - OKAY. 693 00:25:36,734 --> 00:25:39,166 OKAY! - YOU READY? 694 00:25:40,834 --> 00:25:43,867 - IT'S STARTING TO FEEL REAL. IT DEFINITELY FEELS MORE REAL. 695 00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:45,633 IT FEELS LIKE A MAJOR COMMITMENT. 696 00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:47,900 - BABY...WE DID IT. 697 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,300 - I KNOW! - I LOVE YOU, BABY. 698 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,800 - I LOVE YOU TOO. I'M SO EXCITED. 699 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,500 - I CAN'T WAIT TO REALLY MARRY YOU. 700 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,100 - THAT WAS FUN. - THAT WAS AWESOME. 701 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,567 LET'S DO IT. 702 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:57,667 - WE SHOULD GET A PICTURE IN FRONT OF THE SIGN. 703 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,100 - OKAY. - HERE, HOLD ON. 704 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,400 - WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US, PLEASE? 705 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,767 CAN YOU SEE IT? 706 00:26:03,934 --> 00:26:05,400 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THANK YOU. 707 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,233 - COMING UP... 708 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:10,600 - I KNOW THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU... 709 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,834 - I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF. - I KNOW YOU WILL, 710 00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:13,967 AND SERVE IT AS, LIKE, AN HORS D'OEUVRES OR SOMETHING. 711 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,967 - IT'S HONEYMOON TIME. 712 00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:25,000 YOU READY TO PACK? 713 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,300 THAT'S HOT. 714 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:27,600 - YOU THINK SO? - YEAH. 715 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,533 - I'M GONNA BE SUCH A BALLOON, 716 00:26:29,533 --> 00:26:30,900 EIGHT-MONTH BALLOON... - NO, YOU WON'T. 717 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:33,533 IN ST. BARTS, AND I USED TO BE SO CUTE. 718 00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:35,133 - YOU'RE STILL CUTE. 719 00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:38,834 - CAN I WEAR THESE ON THE BEACH? 720 00:26:38,834 --> 00:26:40,333 - WHAT ARE YOU, SIMON? WHAT IS THAT? 721 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,934 WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE THOSE FOR? 722 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,667 WHAT ARE THOSE FOR? 723 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,934 - [laughing] I RAN-- I DID A TRIATHLON, SO-- 724 00:26:46,934 --> 00:26:48,333 - TO HOLD YOUR PACKAGE TOGETHER? 725 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:50,333 - HOW GREAT ARE THESE? - SURE. BRING THEM. 726 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:53,166 - COME ON. ST. BARTS. THEY DO THIS AT ST. BARTS? 727 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:55,100 - YOU COULD GO NAKED IN ST. BARTS. 728 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,734 - OH. THEN I DON'T-- THEN I DON'T NEED THEM. 729 00:27:04,367 --> 00:27:05,734 - I'M ALMA. - BETHENNY. NICE TO MEET YOU. 730 00:27:05,734 --> 00:27:07,033 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI. JASON. 731 00:27:07,033 --> 00:27:08,467 - A PLEASURE, JASON. - NICE MEETING YOU. PLEASURE. 732 00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:09,734 - COME ON IN. 733 00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:11,533 IF YOU DON'T MIND, I ALWAYS TAKE PICTURES 734 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,533 OF THE PEOPLE THAT I INTERVIEW. - OKAY. 735 00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:17,967 - COULD YOU LOOK JUST A LITTLE HAPPIER? 736 00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:19,200 THAT'S GOOD. 737 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,967 WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS TO GET US STARTED 738 00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:25,867 IS TO SHOW YOU WHAT THE CEREMONY USUALLY ENTAILS. 739 00:27:25,867 --> 00:27:27,800 - SO YOU GIVE WORDS OF WELCOME? 740 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,467 - YEP. - AND THEN... 741 00:27:29,467 --> 00:27:32,367 - THE DECLARATION OR QUESTION OF INTENT. 742 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:33,667 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 743 00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,533 - THAT'S REQUIRED BY LAW, NOT BY ALMA. 744 00:27:35,533 --> 00:27:36,734 - OH, OKAY. 745 00:27:36,734 --> 00:27:38,867 - IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS WEDDING 746 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,367 OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL. 747 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,800 NOBODY'S GOT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD. 748 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,900 - OKAY. 749 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:44,200 - AND YOU'RE HAPPY TO BE DOING IT. 750 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,467 - OKAY. - SO-- 751 00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,400 - ONE--I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT-- 752 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,967 BUT ONE THING I'D LIKE TO INCLUDE 753 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,867 IS MY BROTHER PASSED AWAY... - YES. 754 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:52,266 - 19 YEARS AGO. - YES. 755 00:27:52,266 --> 00:27:56,500 - SO I'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING TO REMEMBER HIM BY... 756 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,100 - WHAT WAS HIS NAME? - AND EVERYBODY THAT WE'VE LOST. 757 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,934 MY BROTHER BRYAN PASSED AWAY 19 YEARS AGO. 758 00:28:01,934 --> 00:28:04,233 HE WAS ABOUT TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME. 759 00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:05,900 AND HE WAS IN A BAD CAR ACCIDENT, 760 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,500 HIM AND HIS FRIEND. 761 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,667 HIS FRIEND LIVED, AND MY BROTHER PASSED AWAY. 762 00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:13,600 - BRYAN. B-R-Y-A-N. 763 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,467 - UM, WHEN YOU THINK OF YOUR CEREMONY, 764 00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:18,266 WHAT COMES TO MIND? 765 00:28:18,266 --> 00:28:21,467 - WELL, I THINK IT'S LOVE, HAPPINESS. 766 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:24,200 - DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE SOUL MATES? 767 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,834 - THE SUM OF US IS GREATER THAN THE PARTS. 768 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:28,867 - THE SUM OF YOU IS GREATER THAN THE PARTS. 769 00:28:28,867 --> 00:28:32,400 WHAT WORDS WOULD YOU USE TO DESCRIBE YOUR RELATIONSHIP... 770 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,033 JUST OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD? 771 00:28:34,033 --> 00:28:35,934 - STUPID. - SWEET? 772 00:28:35,934 --> 00:28:37,867 - OH, IT'S JUST-- WE'RE VERY SILLY. 773 00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:40,600 - IT'S SILLY. EXACTLY. - SILLY IS GOOD. 774 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,967 IN YOUR FAMILY, JASON, WHO WILL BE PRESENT, 775 00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:44,433 YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY? 776 00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:47,233 - MY MOTHER AND FATHER. - AND THEIR NAMES ARE... 777 00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,433 - CAROL. - UH-HUH. AND... 778 00:28:48,433 --> 00:28:50,300 - AND, UH, BOB. - BOB. 779 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,767 IN YOUR FAMILY, WHO WILL BE PRESENT? 780 00:28:52,767 --> 00:28:55,033 - NO ONE. - NO ONE. 781 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:56,500 OKAY. 782 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,100 COOL. - YOU OKAY, MAMA? 783 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:01,266 HMM? - OKAY. 784 00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:05,266 NOW, WHEN YOU THINK OF THE WEDDING QUESTION... 785 00:29:05,266 --> 00:29:06,667 - MM-HMM. 786 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:09,467 - UM... 787 00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:11,533 - GO TO THE NEXT QUESTION. - GO TO THE NEXT QUESTION. 788 00:29:11,533 --> 00:29:13,600 WHEN YOU THINK OF THE WEDDING QUESTION, 789 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,834 WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SAY "I DO" TO-- 790 00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:18,333 - CAN WE TAKE-- CAN WE HAVE ONE MINUTE? 791 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,400 CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR ONE MINUTE? 792 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,467 DO YOU MIND IF WE SIT HERE ALONE FOR JUST ONE SECOND? 793 00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:24,233 - NO, NO, NO, WOULD-- - MAYBE WE'LL HAVE SOME WATER, 794 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:27,500 IF THAT'S OKAY. - YEAH. SOME WATER? SURE. 795 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,300 NO PROBLEM. 796 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,100 - YOU OKAY, MAMA? 797 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,100 - [sniffles] I'M JUST EMOTIONAL. 798 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:44,300 - YOU COULD CALL YOUR MOM IF YOU WANT. 799 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:48,367 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU WANT HER TO BE THERE? 800 00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:49,967 - NO. IT'D BE CRA-- IT'S JUST LIKE-- 801 00:29:49,967 --> 00:29:52,467 SHE'D BE CRAZ-- SHE'S A CRAZY PERSON. 802 00:29:52,467 --> 00:29:54,333 IT'S NOT LIKE--NO, I DON'T WANT HER TO BE THERE. 803 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,800 IT'S JUST SAD THAT THERE'S NO ONE THAT IS. 804 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,667 [crying] 805 00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:05,633 I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN HERE. 806 00:30:05,633 --> 00:30:07,200 I KNOW. IT'S JUST SO... 807 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,000 - I KNOW. - IT'S JUST SAD. 808 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,200 IT'S LIKE I'M ALONE. - [laughs] YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 809 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,800 - TALK ABOUT IT. - IT JUST FEELS LIKE-- 810 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,834 [sniffles] 811 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,934 - TELL ME. 812 00:30:19,934 --> 00:30:22,367 - IT JUST FEELS LIKE IF A TREE FELL AND NO ONE HEARD IT, 813 00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:24,333 DID IT REALLY FALL? 814 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:27,100 - DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT. 815 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:28,900 YOU HAVE SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE 816 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:33,200 THAT ARE SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND LOVE YOU. 817 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,767 - IT'S JUST WEIRD TO SAY OUT LOUD. 818 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,567 - I KNOW. 819 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,934 - YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET ASKED THAT QUESTION, 820 00:30:39,934 --> 00:30:42,133 YOU'RE JUST LIKE... "NO ONE." 821 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:43,934 IT'S JUST HARD. 822 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:50,834 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR FAMILY NOW, YOU KNOW THAT? 823 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,533 RIGHT? 824 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,533 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST MOTHER EVER. 825 00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:59,567 I KNOW THAT. YOU KNOW? 826 00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:04,200 RIGHT? - [sniffles] 827 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,767 THAT ONE MOMENT WHEN JASON SAID TO ME, 828 00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:13,867 YOU KNOW, WE'LL START OUR OWN FAMILY AND ALL THAT, 829 00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:16,000 [voice breaking] THAT WAS... WE COULD HAVE JUST-- 830 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,734 WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED RIGHT THERE. 831 00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:20,700 THAT WAS ALL HE NEEDED TO SAY. [sniffles] 832 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:21,700 - I LOVE YOU. 833 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:24,166 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 834 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,800 THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 835 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,700 THIS IS FOR YOU. - OH, SORRY. 836 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:30,600 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. - NO. NO, NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 837 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,533 - I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IN THE OFFICIANT'S HOUSE. 838 00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:35,233 SHE'S LIKE, "WHO ARE THESE LUNATICS?" 839 00:31:35,233 --> 00:31:37,467 [both laughing] 840 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,633 [laughing] 841 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,433 SORRY. 842 00:31:43,433 --> 00:31:45,133 - WE'RE READY. 843 00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:47,200 - I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA BREAK DOWN IN YOUR HOUSE. 844 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,934 - WELL, LOTS OF PEOPLE DO. - OH. OKAY. 845 00:31:49,934 --> 00:31:52,266 - WELL, I GET THE SENSE THAT YOU HOLD THE GROUND, 846 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:53,467 AND SHE FLIES. 847 00:31:53,467 --> 00:31:54,633 - OH, YEAH. 848 00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:56,233 THAT ACTUALLY... 849 00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:58,600 SHE'S MY LITTLE KITE. [both laughing] 850 00:32:10,233 --> 00:32:11,767 - HI. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 851 00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:13,300 [Cookie barking] - I'M SORRY. 852 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,934 - THAT'S OKAY. - IGNORE HER. 853 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:17,000 THEY LOOK PRETTY. THIS IS SHAWN, JASON. 854 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,567 YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT HIM. 855 00:32:18,567 --> 00:32:20,500 NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 856 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,734 OH, THIS IS THE CENTERPIECE? - YEAH. 857 00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:25,166 THERE ARE GONNA BE OTHER LITTLE ONES NEXT TO IT, RIGHT? 858 00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:27,867 - OF COURSE. I DIDN'T BRING THOSE WITH ME, YOU KNOW, BUT... 859 00:32:27,867 --> 00:32:29,367 - YEAH. - BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT. 860 00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:31,166 YOU LIKE IT? IT'S MOSTLY TULIPS. - I LOVE IT. YEAH. 861 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:33,433 UM, ON OTHER OBSESSIVE NOTES, 862 00:32:33,433 --> 00:32:35,400 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE CAKE. 863 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,333 I WAS HOPING I WOULD GET A PIECE OF CAKE HERE. 864 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,066 I KNOW YOU THINK THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT CAKE. 865 00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,367 - NO. - BUT I CARE ABOUT CAKE. 866 00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:42,734 - LET'S--LET'S SET. - MY LIFE... 867 00:32:42,734 --> 00:32:44,433 both: IS CAKE. 868 00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:45,934 - IT'S THE ONLY JOY THAT I HAVE. 869 00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:48,033 I CAN'T HAVE BOOZE... - I GOT IT. 870 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,166 - SO I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ME IN THE FACE, 871 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,667 TELL ME THE CAKE IS GONNA BE THE SAME CAKE YOU TASTED-- 872 00:32:52,667 --> 00:32:54,500 - IT IS GONNA BE THE SAME, I SWEAR TO GOD. 873 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,800 - WHO TOLD YOU, AND HOW DO YOU KNOW? 874 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,200 - BECAUSE I WENT AND TASTED THE CAKE... 875 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,500 - AND... - AT THE CAKE PLACE. 876 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,834 - AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 877 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:01,367 - AND THEN I WENT BACK TO THEM, AND I SAID, 878 00:33:01,367 --> 00:33:04,400 "THE CREAM-CHEESE FROSTING NEEDS TO BE MORE CREAM CHEESY." 879 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,567 BELIEVE ME, BETHENNY, I SWEAR TO GOD... 880 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,633 I TASTED IT. 881 00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:10,233 - OKAY. - I'M TELL--PLEASE. 882 00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:12,233 LIKE, SERIOUS--LIKE, I KNOW THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU. 883 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:14,367 - I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF. - I KNOW YOU WILL, 884 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,667 AND SERVE IT AS, LIKE, AN HORS D'OEUVRES OR SOMETHING. 885 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,433 - OKAY. JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW. - YEAH. I GOT IT. 886 00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:19,800 - ALL RIGHT. - I GOT IT. 887 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,467 - NAMASTE. - NAMASTE. 888 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:23,000 [both laughing] 889 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,767 - AT THIS POINT, WE'RE AT THE LAST LEG OF THE TOUR, 890 00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:27,533 AND THE WEDDING IS IN GOD'S HANDS. 891 00:33:27,533 --> 00:33:30,834 I CANNOT STRANGLE THIS BEAST ANYMORE. 892 00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:31,867 - BYE. - SEE YA LATER. 893 00:33:31,867 --> 00:33:33,367 - TAKE CARE, SWEETIE. - THANK YOU. 894 00:33:33,367 --> 00:33:35,700 GET SOME REST. - AAH! OKAY. 895 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,333 - [barking] - TWICE. 896 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,867 - I'M SORRY. - THAT'S OKAY. 897 00:33:38,867 --> 00:33:40,967 - NO! I--WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY NO. 898 00:33:40,967 --> 00:33:42,300 I HATE THIS. - [barks] 899 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:44,567 - DIDN'T DRAW BLOOD. THAT'S MY EXIT. 900 00:33:44,567 --> 00:33:46,400 - JASON. 901 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,200 - WHY ARE YOU BITING THE WEDDING PLANNER? 902 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,333 - MAYBE NERVES FROM THE WEDDING. 903 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,900 - COOKIE'S NERVOUS? - YEAH. 904 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,400 - [barks] 905 00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:02,033 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 906 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:03,767 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 907 00:34:03,767 --> 00:34:04,934 - I'M BRIAN. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 908 00:34:04,934 --> 00:34:06,033 - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 909 00:34:06,033 --> 00:34:08,066 - I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO GET JASON, 910 00:34:08,066 --> 00:34:10,834 AND IT'S THIS PAINTING THAT WE SAW IN FLORIDA 911 00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:14,734 IN AN ART GALLERY THAT DEPICTS OUR RELATIONSHIP. 912 00:34:14,734 --> 00:34:16,300 AND IT'S REALLY THE ONLY THING 913 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,900 THAT I'VE EVER HEARD JASON SAY THAT HE ACTUALLY WANTED. 914 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,367 - IS THIS IT? 915 00:34:20,367 --> 00:34:22,166 - YEAH. THIS IS IT. 916 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,433 - SO YOU KNOW ROMERO BRITTO? YOU KNOW HIS ARTWORK? 917 00:34:24,433 --> 00:34:28,800 - I DID A MAGAZINE COVER FOR SOBeFiT MAGAZINE. 918 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,967 - OKAY. 919 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,367 - AND THE PARTY WAS AT HIS GALLERY. 920 00:34:32,367 --> 00:34:34,834 I WAS THERE WITH MY, UM-- NOW HE'S MY FIANCE-- 921 00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:36,900 I WAS THERE WITH MY BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME, 922 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:39,433 AND WE'D BEEN TALKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED FOR A LONG TIME. 923 00:34:39,433 --> 00:34:41,500 AND HE SAW THIS AND HE SAID THIS IS US, 924 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,300 BECAUSE THAT'S ME RUNNING AWAY-- I'M THE RUNAWAY BRIDE. 925 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,467 - SHE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE YOU. 926 00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:46,233 [laughs] - I'M SO EXCITED. 927 00:34:46,233 --> 00:34:47,734 - THIS IS SOMETHING, YOU KNOW-- 928 00:34:47,734 --> 00:34:49,633 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 929 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:50,767 YOU'RE GONNA ENJOY IT EVERY DAY. 930 00:34:50,767 --> 00:34:52,200 YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT IT EVERY DAY. 931 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,767 - HE'S GONNA DIE! THIS IS SO AWESOME. 932 00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:56,934 SO I'M HAVING A REHEARSAL LUNCH, 933 00:34:56,934 --> 00:34:58,800 AND I THINK THAT I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM THERE. 934 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,834 SO COULD YOU GUYS, LIKE, WRAP IT IN PAPER 935 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,200 SO HE COULDN'T SEE IT? 936 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,533 - OKAY. PERFECT. - I CAN'T--LET ME STAND BACK. 937 00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:05,734 I JUST WANT TO, LIKE, LOOK AT IT. 938 00:35:05,734 --> 00:35:07,800 - SO YOU'RE THE RUNAWAY BRIDE. 939 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,834 - I WAS THE RUNAWAY-- - TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 940 00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:12,000 - I WAS THE RUNAWAY BRIDE. I WAS ENGAGED. 941 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,834 I'VE BEEN ENGAGED THREE TIMES BEFORE THIS. 942 00:35:13,834 --> 00:35:15,533 - OH, WOW. - AND... 943 00:35:15,533 --> 00:35:17,633 - FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM? - FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM. 944 00:35:17,633 --> 00:35:19,266 AND THAT IS NOT GONNA BE ME. 945 00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:20,834 - [laughs] NOT THIS TIME. 946 00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:23,100 - I MEAN, HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE TO CHASE ME ON SOME LEVEL, 947 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,934 PROBABLY 'CAUSE IT'S HARD TO CATCH ME, 948 00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:26,967 BUT THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 949 00:35:42,133 --> 00:35:45,433 HOW YOU DOING? - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 950 00:35:45,433 --> 00:35:47,900 - I'M GOOD. I'M IN A HAPPY PLACE. 951 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,333 - GOOD. - [laughs] 952 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:51,533 - SO THE BIG DAY'S VERY SOON. 953 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,433 - THE BIG DAY IS LOOMING. 954 00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:55,567 THERE ARE A LOT OF DETAILS, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 955 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:57,867 JUST, LIKE--I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD'S GETTING CLEARER. 956 00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,734 - AND THE WEDDING PLANNER-- 957 00:35:59,734 --> 00:36:01,800 YOU'VE STOPPED MICROMANAGING, OR YOU-- 958 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,834 - OH, NO, I'LL SEND HIM RIGHT TO THERAPY. 959 00:36:03,834 --> 00:36:05,867 HE'LL BE IN HERE NEXT WEEK TO SEE YOU. 960 00:36:05,867 --> 00:36:07,166 IF HE WEREN'T GAY, HE'D BE GAY BY NOW. 961 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,667 LIKE I'VE JUST RIPPED HIS BALLS OFF, 962 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,600 AND THIS WEEK WILL BE NO DIFFERENT. 963 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,500 [laughing] 964 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,000 YOU KNOW? 965 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,700 - IT OCCURRED TO ME WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR YOU 966 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,834 THAT THE GOAL THAT YOU HAVE OF FINDING MORE BALANCE 967 00:36:19,834 --> 00:36:22,166 IS GOING TO HINGE IN PART 968 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:25,133 ON UNDERSTANDING WHAT'S DRIVING YOUR ENGINE. 969 00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,400 - YOU NEED ME TO GET TO THE CORE ISSUE. 970 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,767 - YEAH. - THAT'S THE BIGGEST-- 971 00:36:28,767 --> 00:36:31,200 - I THINK WE NEED-- AND WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN 972 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,767 TO SUCCEED IN THE WAYS THAT YOU'RE SUCCEEDING? 973 00:36:33,767 --> 00:36:35,467 WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO MAKE MONEY? 974 00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:38,433 - I WILL TELL YOU THAT I ALWAYS HAD HUGE MONEY ISSUES, 975 00:36:38,433 --> 00:36:42,233 BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS ALWAYS DEPENDENT UPON MEN FOR MONEY 976 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:43,700 AND MADE DECISIONS-- 977 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,700 MY MOTHER WOULD SAY TO ME MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, 978 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,333 "I-I WAS--MARRIED MEN I DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY. 979 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,934 I DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU." 980 00:36:49,934 --> 00:36:51,467 AND THEN--AND I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS-- 981 00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:52,934 FOR MOST OF MY LIFE, 982 00:36:52,934 --> 00:36:55,367 MONEY WAS TAKEN AND GIVEN AWAY. 983 00:36:55,367 --> 00:36:56,900 WE WOULD BE EATING OFF OF A CARD TABLE 984 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:58,467 AND HAVE NO FURNITURE IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE, 985 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:01,133 AND THE NEXT WEEK, WE'D HAVE FIVE, YOU KNOW, MERCEDES 986 00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:03,900 IN THE DRIVEWAY, AND I'D BE HAVING, YOU KNOW, 987 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:06,367 HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS AND LIMOUSINES TO GO INTO MANHATTAN 988 00:37:06,367 --> 00:37:09,266 AND, LIKE, DO DRUGS AT NIGHTCLUBS AT 14 YEARS OLD. 989 00:37:09,266 --> 00:37:11,233 IT WAS VERY UP AND DOWN. 990 00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:14,200 BUT MONEY WAS DEFINITELY, LIKE, A CONTROL THING 991 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,100 OR JUST SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER CONSISTENT. 992 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,867 - MM-HMM. - NEVER SOLID, NEVER SECURE. 993 00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:20,100 - AND A LOT OF TIMES, I WANTED AN EASY WAY OUT. 994 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,633 AND I FEEL LIKE GETTING MARRIED-- 995 00:37:21,633 --> 00:37:23,500 YOU KNOW, BEING WITH VERY WEALTHY MEN 996 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,266 WAS SORT OF LIKE A QUICK FIX, 997 00:37:25,266 --> 00:37:28,834 BUT THEN I ALWAYS AT THE LAST MINUTE WOULD KIND OF... 998 00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:30,300 FEEL LIKE I WAS SELLING OUT 999 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,533 OR, YOU KNOW, NOT BE ABLE TO ACCEPT THAT LIFE. 1000 00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:35,600 SO FINALLY IN MY 30s, WHICH WAS TERRIFYING, 1001 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,100 TO STILL BE 30, LIKE, 30-SOMETHING, 1002 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,400 NOT REALLY--LIKE, NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 1003 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,734 LIKE, REALLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 1004 00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:41,834 WHO'S GONNA PAY MY RENT? 1005 00:37:41,834 --> 00:37:44,400 HOW AM I GONNA GET INSURANCE? 1006 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,633 LIKE, I GUESS I JUST THREW EVERYTHING INTO MY CAREER, 1007 00:37:46,633 --> 00:37:48,166 AND THAT BECAME THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME. 1008 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,367 - SURE. 1009 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,934 - LIKE, I WENT BALLS-TO-THE-WALL WITH EVERYTHING. 1010 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:53,467 AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET LIKE THAT, 1011 00:37:53,467 --> 00:37:55,734 YOU KNOW, IT BECOMES A VORACIOUS APPETITE. 1012 00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:57,700 - MM-HMM. 1013 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:59,867 - AND WHEN I MET JASON, I WAS COMPLETELY CONTENT. 1014 00:37:59,867 --> 00:38:01,400 IT WASN'T, LIKE, DENIAL. 1015 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,000 I WAS GOOD WITH NOT GETTING MARRIED AND ADOPTING. 1016 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,633 - IT'S, UM, POIGNANT 1017 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:11,300 THAT YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF MAYBE HAVING 1018 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:14,834 TO ADOPT A CHILD OR HAVE A CHILD ON YOUR OWN 1019 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,300 RESULTED IN YOUR MEETING 1020 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,567 SOMEBODY YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO HAVE A CHILD WITH. 1021 00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:21,633 AND--AND IT SPEAKS TO THE POWER OF ACCEPTANCE. 1022 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,500 - ABSOLUTELY. 1023 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,433 AND, WELL, ALSO ONCE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I WOULD EVER 1024 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:29,567 HAVE TO--LIKE, A MAN DIDN'T MEAN SECURITY FINANCIALLY, 1025 00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:32,600 I WAS ABLE TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO I REALLY WANTED TO. 1026 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,567 - [clears throat] - I LIKE THAT. 1027 00:38:35,567 --> 00:38:37,100 I COULD TELL YOU THAT THE LAST TIME 1028 00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:38,900 I WALKED DOWN AN AISLE, I WAS NOT RUNNING. 1029 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:42,000 I WAS, LIKE, NOT THIS EXCITED, NOT SURE. 1030 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,900 - NO SECOND THOUGHTS? 1031 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:46,500 - NO. NO SECOND THOUGHTS. - ALL RIGHT. 1032 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:04,700 - LISTEN, SEVEN DAYS AGO, EVERY MORNING WE WAKE UP, 1033 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,433 WE COUNT DOWN TO THE WEDDING. 1034 00:39:06,433 --> 00:39:08,367 SO SEVEN DAYS, SIX DAYS. 1035 00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:10,433 THAT'S THE FIRST THING WE SAY TO EACH OTHER. 1036 00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:12,700 SO THIS MORNING IT WAS LIKE... 1037 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:14,000 - NO DAYS, 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT DOING IT--NO! 1038 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,200 - WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW. 1039 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,200 [laughter] 1040 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,900 - TODAY IS THE REHEARSAL LUNCHEON 1041 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,000 AT ABE & ARTHUR'S. 1042 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,800 JASON'S FAMILY IS IN TOWN. 1043 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,967 A LOT OF MY FRIENDS ARE COMING IN. 1044 00:39:21,967 --> 00:39:23,367 WE'RE ALL TOGETHER TODAY. 1045 00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:25,000 - I HAD MET PEOPLE THAT BETHENNY HAD DATED, 1046 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,567 'CAUSE, I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN HER FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS. 1047 00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:29,433 SO JASON WALKS IN, AND RIGHT AWAY, 1048 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:30,867 LIKE, HE, LIKE, INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO ME. 1049 00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:33,367 HE'S, LIKE, VERY OUTGOING AND VERY PERSONABLE. 1050 00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:35,033 I KNEW THAT HE WAS THE KIND OF PERSON 1051 00:39:35,033 --> 00:39:37,066 THAT EVEN IF I DIDN'T SEE BETHENNY FOR, LIKE, TWO YEARS 1052 00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:38,300 THAT HE WOULD REMEMBER MY NAME. 1053 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:40,033 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU CAN FEEL THAT ABOUT SOMEONE? 1054 00:39:40,033 --> 00:39:42,266 I SAID, "I REALLY THINK THAT HE'S, LIKE, DIFFERENT." 1055 00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:44,867 YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE REALLY GROWN TOGETHER, 1056 00:39:44,867 --> 00:39:47,066 AND I BELIEVE THAT, LIKE, JASON AND HER 1057 00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,533 MAKE EACH OTHER BETTER. 1058 00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:50,433 - OH, JULIE! all: AW! 1059 00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:53,133 - SO CHEERS TO THEM. CHEERS TO THEM. 1060 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:54,767 - JULIE'S TOO GOOD OF AN ASSISTANT. 1061 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:55,900 SHE'S JUST BUSINESS. 1062 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,166 HER HEAD IS DOWN. SHE'S WORKING. 1063 00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,800 SO WHEN JULIE 1064 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,533 CAME OUT WITH THIS TOAST, 1065 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:03,233 IT WAS REALLY SURPRISING, AND IT WAS REALLY HEARTFELT. 1066 00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:04,533 IT MEANT A LOT. 1067 00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:06,166 - I WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH 1068 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:09,166 FOR MAKING JASON SO HAPPY. 1069 00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,533 I HONESTLY DO. 1070 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:11,834 - YOU GUYS RAISED AN INCREDIBLE SON. 1071 00:40:11,834 --> 00:40:13,233 AND NONE THE LIKES OF-- 1072 00:40:13,233 --> 00:40:15,200 AND I'VE MET A LOT OF GUYS TOO. 1073 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,667 - THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 1074 00:40:16,667 --> 00:40:18,200 - AND THERE ARE NO OTHER GUYS LIKE HIM. 1075 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,800 [cheers and applause] 1076 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,467 - AND LET ME TELL YOU... - GIVE ME A KISS. 1077 00:40:22,467 --> 00:40:25,934 - I WAITED FOR ALL OF THESE YEARS... 1078 00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:29,900 AND, JASON--I LOVE YOU FOR FULFILLING HIS LIFE. 1079 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:32,467 - AMEN! - THAT WAS GREAT. 1080 00:40:32,467 --> 00:40:34,166 [applause] 1081 00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:35,700 - THANKS, MA. 1082 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,667 I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION, THOUGH. 1083 00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:39,734 AFTER ALL THIS, ARE YOU STILL COMING TOMORROW? 1084 00:40:39,734 --> 00:40:41,533 [laughter] 1085 00:40:41,533 --> 00:40:42,834 - GUESS WHAT, JAY. 1086 00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:44,133 - HE THINKS I'M GONNA RUN. 1087 00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:45,767 - YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, RIGHT? 1088 00:40:45,767 --> 00:40:47,200 - IF SHE DOESN'T SHOW UP-- - OH, I'LL COME AND GET HER. 1089 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,967 - COMING UP... - THIS IS IT. 1090 00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:50,800 I WON'T SEE YOU TILL TOMORROW. 1091 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,633 - I KNOW. - I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU. 1092 00:40:52,633 --> 00:40:54,033 - I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE EITHER. 1093 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:06,333 - FOR YOU-- JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1094 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,734 - FOR ME? - IT'S NOTHING BIG. 1095 00:41:07,734 --> 00:41:08,967 IT'S NOT BIG. IT'S JUST A LITTLE-- 1096 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,300 IT'S NOTHING--IT JUST HAPPENED TO COME TODAY. 1097 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,467 LIKE, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1098 00:41:11,467 --> 00:41:12,867 THERE'S A PAINTING WE SAW LAST YEAR THAT-- 1099 00:41:12,867 --> 00:41:15,266 WE'RE GETTING A BABY NURSE 1100 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:18,367 THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD TO GET, BUT I GOT ANOTHER... 1101 00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:20,834 - OH, LOOK IT. all: OH! 1102 00:41:20,834 --> 00:41:26,300 [laughter and applause] 1103 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,667 - BABY, THAT'S AWESOME. 1104 00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:30,934 I WAS COMPLETELY TAKEN OFF GUARD, 1105 00:41:30,934 --> 00:41:32,567 COMPLETELY SURPRISED. 1106 00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:35,467 I MEAN, IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST TOUCHING THINGS 1107 00:41:35,467 --> 00:41:36,900 THAT ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME. 1108 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,934 AND FOR HER TO REMEMBER 1109 00:41:38,934 --> 00:41:41,200 THE WAY I FELT ABOUT THAT PAINTING, 1110 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,467 THE WAY I FELT ABOUT US DEPICTED-- 1111 00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:45,734 I THOUGHT DEPICTED IN THAT PAINTING, 1112 00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:47,000 I COULDN'T BELIEVE SHE DID IT. 1113 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,400 - READY? HOLD ON... 1114 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,867 [laughter and applause] 1115 00:41:50,867 --> 00:41:53,200 - AND THAT IS NOT GONNA BE ME TOMORROW. 1116 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,266 - WHOO-HOO! 1117 00:41:54,266 --> 00:41:55,934 - YOU ARE SO SWEET. 1118 00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:57,633 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. 1119 00:41:57,633 --> 00:41:59,200 THANK YOU, BABY. 1120 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,700 - SHE IS THE BEST. 1121 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:03,700 - YOU ARE AWESOME... 1122 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:06,734 BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, AND PREGNANT-- 1123 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,333 UNBELIEVABLE. 1124 00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:10,300 - BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, AND PREGNANT. 1125 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,500 - EVERYONE, I JUST WANT TO THANK THE CHEF 1126 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,800 FOR SUCH AN AMAZING DINNER. 1127 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,200 [applause] THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1128 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,333 THIS IS FRANKLIN. THANK YOU, FRANKLIN. 1129 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,734 IT WAS GREAT. 1130 00:42:19,734 --> 00:42:21,166 - AND LOGAN FOR ALL OF HER HARD WORK. 1131 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:23,467 - AND LOGAN, THANK YOU. THE WHOLE STAFF, THANK YOU. 1132 00:42:23,467 --> 00:42:25,900 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. 1133 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:28,333 - ALL RIGHT. - INCREDIBLE. AMAZING. 1134 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,433 IT WAS GOOD TIMES. IT WAS GOOD FOOD. 1135 00:42:30,433 --> 00:42:32,100 EVERYONE WAS IN A GREAT MOOD, 1136 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,934 AND IT WAS JUST, LIKE, A REALLY HAPPY OCCASION. 1137 00:42:33,934 --> 00:42:35,633 IT JUST SEEMED LIKE A REALLY GOOD START 1138 00:42:35,633 --> 00:42:38,600 TO A GREAT WEEKEND. 1139 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,133 SO MUCH FUN. 1140 00:42:40,133 --> 00:42:42,100 - THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. - THE BEST, RIGHT? 1141 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,433 - I LOVE IT. THIS IS IT. 1142 00:42:44,433 --> 00:42:46,934 I WON'T SEE YOU TILL TOMORROW. - I KNOW. 1143 00:42:46,934 --> 00:42:48,066 - I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU. 1144 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,367 - I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE EITHER. 1145 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,133 THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 1146 00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:52,333 - I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. - NO. 1147 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,934 - I GOT TO GO. I GOT TO LEAVE. 1148 00:42:54,934 --> 00:42:57,633 - ARE YOU NERVOUS? - I'M NERVOUS. 1149 00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:58,934 BYE. - BYE. 1150 00:42:58,934 --> 00:43:03,600 - KISS. BYE. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1151 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,500 BYE, BABY. 1152 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,300 BETHENNY... 1153 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,500 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1154 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,700 - LOVE YOU. 1155 00:43:13,367 --> 00:43:16,000 NEXT ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 1156 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,500 "BETHENNY, TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY 1157 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,266 I GET TO CALL YOU MY WIFE." 1158 00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:21,433 [crying] HE'S SO EXCITED. 1159 00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:22,834 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S HERE? 1160 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,500 IS YOUR COLLAR GETTING TIGHTER? 1161 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,066 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE MINE IS. 1162 00:43:26,066 --> 00:43:28,533 - LOOK AT MY HANDS. - I THINK-- 1163 00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:30,166 - OH, LOOK IT. I'M SHAKING TOO, THOUGH. 1164 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:32,567 - I'M THE ONLY CALM ONE. - I SEE THAT. 1165 00:43:32,567 --> 00:43:35,200 - THAT XANAX WORKS. [laughter] 1166 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,667 - IT GETS QUICK, AND WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE, 1167 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,533 THE BABY'S HEAD IS ON MY BLADDER. 1168 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:39,700 - PEE IN THE BUCKET. 1169 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,600 - PEE IN A BUCKET AT MY WEDDING? 1170 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,900 - DO YOU HAVE TO GO? 1171 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,266 - YEAH. SHH. - I NEED-- 1172 00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:44,767 - SHH! 1173 00:43:44,767 --> 00:43:48,800 [photographers shouting] 1174 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,166 - I'M SO THRILLED FOR HER. 1175 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,333 - PLEASE RISE. 1176 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,000 - WOW. 1177 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,433 - MR. AND MRS. JASON HOPPY. 1178 00:44:01,433 --> 00:44:02,734 [cheers and applause] 1179 00:44:02,734 --> 00:44:04,567 - FOR MORE BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?, 1180 00:44:04,567 --> 00:44:06,200 VISIT BRAVOTV.COM