1 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:04,800 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,567 - YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS WHOLE THING. 3 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:08,500 LIKE I'M PREGNANT. I'M SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT, 4 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,633 AND I'M PLANNING THIS THING, 5 00:00:09,633 --> 00:00:11,467 AND YOU HAVE BEEN M.I.A. 6 00:00:11,467 --> 00:00:12,867 - ARE WE GETTING MARRIED FOR US, 7 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:14,633 OR ARE WE GETTING MARRIED FOR THE PRODUCTION OF THIS? 8 00:00:14,633 --> 00:00:16,100 THAT'S ALL I WANT TO KNOW. 9 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,000 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHEN IT'S GONNA BE DROP-DEAD DUE, 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,300 BECAUSE I, YOU KNOW, 11 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,700 HAVE JUST A COUPLE OF THINGS GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 12 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,467 - YOU KNOW, I THINK IF YOU COULD GET ME 13 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,500 A REVISED MANUSCRIPT IN A MONTH. 14 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,734 - OH, SURE, NO PROBLEM. 15 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,433 CHECK. 16 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:29,867 - IN YOUR FAMILY, WHO WILL BE PRESENT? 17 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:31,567 - NO ONE. - OKAY. 18 00:00:31,567 --> 00:00:32,800 - WE COULD CALL YOUR MOM IF YOU WANT. 19 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,100 - YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT HER TO BE THERE. 20 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,433 IT'S JUST SAD THAT THERE'S NO ONE THAT IS. 21 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:38,967 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR FAMILY NOW, YOU KNOW THAT? 22 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:40,066 - YEAH. 23 00:00:40,066 --> 00:00:41,800 I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE LAST TIME 24 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,667 I WALKED DOWN AN AISLE, I WAS LIKE NOT THIS EXCITED. 25 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:44,967 - THIS IS IT. 26 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:46,467 I WON'T SEE YOU TILL TOMORROW. 27 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,066 - I KNOW. - I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE. 28 00:00:48,066 --> 00:00:49,767 - I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, EITHER. 29 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:50,767 [cameras clicking] 30 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:53,767 [upbeat music] 31 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:58,867 ♪♪ ♪♪ 32 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,100 - I WANT IT CENTERED 33 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,433 SO IT'S DIRECTLY CENTER TO THE POOL. 34 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:11,633 ON THE WEDDING DAY, 35 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:15,200 I REALLY TRY TO BE LIKE A DUCK. 36 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,000 I PADDLE REALLY QUICKLY UNDERWATER, 37 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,500 AND I'M REALLY CALM ON TOP. 38 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,433 SO YOU CAN SET THAT JUST SPILLING-- 39 00:01:20,433 --> 00:01:21,767 HEY, MAX, IT'S SHAWN. 40 00:01:21,767 --> 00:01:23,633 AND YOU CAN ASK 'EM RIGHT NOW 41 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:25,400 LIKE IF WE CAN STEAM OUT THEM. 42 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,300 CAN IT GO THAT WAY? 43 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,333 NOW I FEEL LIKE THE TREES ARE LIKE EATING THEM UP. 44 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:30,567 I'LL LET YOU DEAL WITH THAT, 45 00:01:30,567 --> 00:01:33,200 'CAUSE I'M JUST GETTING BITCHY PICKY NOW. 46 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,767 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 47 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:38,433 I MEAN, WE DID THIS IN FOUR WEEKS, 48 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:42,900 WHAT I NORMALLY DO IN ANYWHERE FROM 9 TO 13 MONTHS. 49 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,300 AND DID IT. 50 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,367 I'M EXCITED. 51 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:47,300 YOU GUYS CAN START PLACING THE BARS. 52 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,400 DEFINITELY WANT TO MAKE SURE 53 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,867 THAT THIS IS PERFECT. 54 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:51,500 IS THIS THE MAID OF HONOR? 55 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,166 JUST MAKE 'EM A LITTLE SMALLER. 56 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,567 OH, THE DOG--CUJO. 57 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:56,667 THIS IS TOO BIG. 58 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,100 - WHEN YOU SAID CUJO-- - SHE'S ALL FUR. 59 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,600 YEAH, NO, SHE'S NOT A ROTTWEILER, 60 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,166 ALTHOUGH SHE BITES LIKE A ROTTWEILER. 61 00:02:06,967 --> 00:02:08,133 IT'S NOT CENTERED. 62 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:09,300 IT'S A LITTLE OFF. 63 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:10,567 IT'S FINE. 64 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:18,867 - SEXY. 65 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:21,967 SECOND PARAGRAPH CHANGE "SLIP-UP" TO "SETBACK." 66 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,600 NEXT PAGE IS GOOD. 67 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,533 [dog barking] 68 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:26,667 HOLD ON ONE SEC. 69 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,100 HOLD ON. 70 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,700 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 71 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,400 - HI, SNUGGLES. 72 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,567 HI. - HI. 73 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:33,834 I'M JUST FINISHING WITH ZACH. 74 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:35,400 I'M JUST EDITING. I'M DONE IN TWO MINUTES, 75 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,533 SO IT'S PERFECT THAT YOU'RE HERE. 76 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,300 AND THEN TALKING ABOUT LETTING GO. 77 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,166 YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DELEGATE TO OTHER PEOPLE, 78 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:41,667 GIVE A REFERENCE TO MY WEDDING PLANS 79 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:44,166 AND HOW AS MUCH I HAD TO LET GO A LITTLE BIT. 80 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,900 OKAY, SO THAT'S IT! 81 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,433 YAY! 82 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:49,333 HOW SYMBOLIC IS THIS THAT WE ARE DONE 83 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,834 ON THE DAY OF MY WEDDING? 84 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:52,533 IT IS OVER! 85 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:54,734 I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S COMPLETELY ABSURD 86 00:02:54,734 --> 00:02:56,667 AND RIDICULOUS THAT I AM EDITING A BOOK 87 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:58,000 ON THE DAY OF MY WEDDING, 88 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,834 BUT SUCH IS MY LIFE, 89 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:01,100 AND IT IS OVER. 90 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,400 WHOO-HOO-HOO! DONE. 91 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,233 - THE WHOLE BOOK? - DONE. 92 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,033 I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THE ONE CHAPTER ON THE HONEYMOON. 93 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:08,266 LIKE I WANTED TO BE DONE TODAY. 94 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:09,700 IT'S DONE! - I'M SO HAPPY! 95 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,900 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 96 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,033 JASON BROUGHT-- JASON GAVE ME THIS, 97 00:03:13,033 --> 00:03:14,934 BUT HE ALSO GAVE ME THIS TO GIVE YOU. 98 00:03:14,934 --> 00:03:18,166 - OH. 99 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:19,967 "BETHENNY, TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY 100 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,000 I GET TO CALL--" I'M GONNA CRY. 101 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,900 - YOU KNOW I TOLD YOU. I CRY WHENEVER ANYONE CRIES, 102 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:24,934 SO NOW I'M GONNA CRY. 103 00:03:24,934 --> 00:03:25,934 - YOU'RE CRYING TOO? 104 00:03:25,934 --> 00:03:27,533 "BETHENNY, TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY 105 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:28,734 "I GET TO CALL YOU MY WIFE 106 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:29,900 "FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 107 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,533 "I'LL CHERISH THIS MOMENT FOREVER. 108 00:03:31,533 --> 00:03:33,867 SEE YOU TONIGHT. LOVE, YOUR HUSBAND." 109 00:03:33,867 --> 00:03:36,633 [sniffling] 110 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,333 - SO ARE YOU EXCITED? 111 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,600 - YEAH. YOU'VE BEEN SO AMAZING. 112 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,133 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING EVERYTHING. 113 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,000 - I'M LIKE SO HAPPY FOR TODAY. 114 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,100 - I LOVE YOU. 115 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,166 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 116 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,300 - SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE MY FAMILY. 117 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,734 JASON LOVES YOU. SO APPRECIATIVE. 118 00:03:49,734 --> 00:03:50,734 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 119 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:52,000 - I'M SO EXCITED. 120 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,433 I'M LIKE SO EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS. FINALLY. 121 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:55,600 - I KNOW. 122 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,667 - LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE HE WAS THE PERSON 123 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,333 YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOREVER. 124 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:01,000 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS HAVE ALWAYS SAID 125 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,133 YOU'RE LIKE GETTING MARRIED, 126 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,166 LIKE, "I WANT TO MARRY YOU," YOU KNOW? 127 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,533 AND LIKE... - I'M SO EXCITED. 128 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:07,900 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO SWEET. 129 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,700 HE'S SO EXCITED. 130 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:10,900 - [laughing] 131 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,200 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 132 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,633 - 'CAUSE YOUR MASK IS NOW A MASK OF TEARS. 133 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:16,734 - [laughs] REALLY? 134 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,433 IS IT OKAY? - NO. 135 00:04:18,433 --> 00:04:20,900 - [laughing] 136 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:22,700 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT ON LIKE THIS? 137 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:23,834 - I DON'T KNOW. 138 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:24,967 I GOTTA TELL YOU, THESE MAKEUP PEOPLE 139 00:04:24,967 --> 00:04:26,600 HAVE THEIR ACT CUT OUT FOR THEM TODAY. 140 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,467 I THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE SLEEP EIGHT HOURS, 141 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:30,734 WAKE UP LIKE FRESH AS A DAISY. 142 00:04:30,734 --> 00:04:32,467 - YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING FOR DAYS. 143 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:33,533 WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT LAST NIGHT 144 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:34,734 YOU WERE JUST GONNA FALL ASLEEP 145 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:36,367 AND EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 146 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:38,266 YOU'LL SLEEP ON THE HONEYMOON. THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL SLEEP. 147 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:39,467 - AS LONG AS I LOOK GOOD. 148 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:41,000 I JUST NEED TO LOOK GOOD FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 149 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,066 THAT'S ALL I NEED. 150 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,400 YOU GONNA GET [bleep]-FACED TONIGHT, 151 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,400 LIKE OUT OF CONTROL? 152 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,700 - I'LL TRY NOT TO. - YOU CAN. 153 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:46,900 I WANT EVERYONE TO. 154 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,200 I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST JASON'S FRIENDS 155 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,433 TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 156 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:51,567 THERE WILL BE SOME KIND OF NONSENSE 157 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:53,700 AND SHENANIGANS THAT GOES ON AT THIS WEDDING. 158 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,600 I JUST DON'T WANT JASON'S ANIMALS 159 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,800 TO BE CHEWING ON THE CENTERPIECES 160 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,367 OR DOING LAPS IN THE POOL. 161 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,233 DO I LOOK BIGGER TODAY? 162 00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:03,333 DON'T LIE. 163 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,066 - NO. I PROMISE. 164 00:05:05,066 --> 00:05:06,567 - DO YOU THINK THIS DRESS IS GONNA FIT? 165 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,333 - YES. 166 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:09,734 - THAT WAS CONVINCING. 167 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:10,834 - [laughs] 168 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:12,500 THERE'S NO OPTION. IT HAS TO FIT. 169 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,500 - IT HAS TO FIT, RIGHT. 170 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,567 - I'M NOT LIKE A SEAMSTRESS. 171 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:15,700 I CAN'T SEW YOU INTO IT. 172 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,433 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TODAY. 173 00:05:17,433 --> 00:05:18,700 - MOMMY'S GETTING MARRIED TODAY! 174 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:23,967 - [baby voice] MOMMY IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY. 175 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:25,066 - OKAY, SO THIS IS THE DRESS. 176 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,633 MIKE, CAN YOU GRAB THE DOOR? - YEAH. 177 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:33,300 - NOBODY IS TO COME INTO THIS ROOM NOW. 178 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,867 OKAY? THE DRESS IS OPEN. 179 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,200 I DON'T WANT ANYONE NEAR IT. 180 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,266 'CAUSE I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM. 181 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:39,934 THE DRESS, IT'S BREATHING 182 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:42,934 AND ADJUSTING, UM... 183 00:05:42,934 --> 00:05:44,233 MAKE SURE THERE'S NO WRINKLES. 184 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:45,567 EVERYTHING, THE VEIL, SHOES, 185 00:05:45,567 --> 00:05:48,834 EVERYTHING'S ALL CHECKED. IT LOOKS FABULOUS. 186 00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:50,400 - GOOD MORNING, BRIDE. - HI. 187 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,066 TERI, MY MAID OF HONOR, CAME OVER FOR BREAKFAST. 188 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:54,300 - WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR TODAY? 189 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:57,667 - THE PLAN FOR TODAY IS BREAKFAST. 190 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,500 - I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO BE A THOUSAND PEOPLE TODAY. 191 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,300 I WANT A LITTLE BIT OF PEACE. 192 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,633 I JUST HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN-- I WANT TO FO-- 193 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:03,834 I WANT TO KIND OF CENTER A LITTLE. 194 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:05,600 - IT'S TOUGH TO DO ON A WEDDING DAY. 195 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,500 TO GET QUIET BEFORE THE WEDDING. 196 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,300 - I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY. - JUST TAKE IT ALL IN. 197 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,233 - I'D LIKE TO LAY DOWN MAYBE. - ENJOY IT. 198 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:12,400 - IT'S GONNA BE A LONG DA-- I'M TIRED. 199 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,667 - RIGHT, THEN YOU HAVE TO REST. 200 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:14,900 I DEFINITELY AGREE. 201 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,667 - I DIDN'T SLEEP THE NIGHT BEFORE MY WEDDING. 202 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,200 I'M SO EXHAUSTED. 203 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,834 THIS PREGNANCY IS SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME, 204 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:23,100 AND I REALLY-- I JUST NEED A NAP. 205 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,967 - YOU'RE GONNA BE MRS. HOPPY TONIGHT. 206 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,300 - I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 207 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,734 NO, ARE THEY SAYING MRS. HOPPY? 208 00:06:27,734 --> 00:06:29,633 I'M NOT TAKING HIS NAME. 209 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:30,934 - WELL, OKAY... - TONIGHT, I AM? 210 00:06:30,934 --> 00:06:32,266 - IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE TAKING HIS NAME. 211 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,834 I MEAN, WHEN THEY INTRODUCE YOU AS A COUPLE, 212 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:35,700 THEY'RE DEFINITELY GONNA SAY-- YOU ARE MRS. HOPPY TONIGHT. 213 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:38,033 - OKAY, 'CAUSE I DON'T LOVE THE LAST NAME HOPPY. 214 00:06:38,033 --> 00:06:39,333 - WHY? IT'S SO CLOSE TO "HAPPY." 215 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,567 I'M SHOCKED-- 216 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,734 - OH, THAT'S SO CUTE! THAT'S TRUE. 217 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:44,400 I THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY, I WAS LIKE, 218 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,567 OF COURSE BETHENNY FINDS SOMEBODY 219 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:47,400 WHOSE LAST NAME IS ALMOST, YOU KNOW, "HAPPY." 220 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,767 - THEN I SHOULD CHANGE MY FIRST NAME TO "ALMOST." 221 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:51,266 ALMOST HAPPY. 222 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:52,533 NEVER FULLY, JUST ALMOST HAPPY. 223 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:53,767 - NO, I THINK YOU'RE FULLY HAPPY. 224 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:54,900 - I'M HAPPY. THAT'S CUTE, THOUGH. 225 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,166 - AND YOUR BABY'S NAME WILL BE HOPPY. 226 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,400 - THE BABY'S NAME WILL BE HOPPY. 227 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,867 THAT'S WHY WE WERE COMING UP WITH NAMES. 228 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,867 I JUST CAN ONLY THINK OF BUNNY AND RABBIT 229 00:07:01,867 --> 00:07:06,767 AND HIP HOPPY AND HAPPY HOPPY, 230 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:08,200 AND JASON'S GONNA BE THE BABY'S POPPY. 231 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,333 HE'LL BE POPPY HOPPY. 232 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:12,967 I JUST--IT'S... IT DOESN'T STOPPY. 233 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:15,233 [laughing] 234 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:16,767 [dog barking] 235 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:19,400 - HELP ME. HELP ME OUT. 236 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,533 [barking] 237 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:23,467 [vacuum cleaner whirring] 238 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:31,133 [telephone ringing] 239 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:32,500 - HELLO! 240 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,533 IT'S SHAWN. 241 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,400 - HOW DOES THE WHOLE PLACE LOOK? 242 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,967 - IT LOOKS BEYOND LIKE... 243 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:40,200 IT GIVES ME CHILLS. IT LOOKS FABULOUS. 244 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,467 - LIKE UNDERSTATED AND ELEGANT, 245 00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:43,834 BUT THE ROOM SHINES AND THE FLOWERS LOOK GOOD 246 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:44,967 AND ALL THAT'S GOOD? 247 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:46,667 - ABSOLUTELY. 248 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,433 YEAH. NO, I THINK IT'S-- I THINK IT'S GREAT. 249 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:51,533 AND, UM, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FABULOUS, 250 00:07:51,533 --> 00:07:53,900 BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING AT ALL. 251 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,166 - I WILL. - TAKE CARE, SWEETIE. 252 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,233 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 253 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:58,100 - THANKS. - BYE. 254 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:04,266 [deep breath] 255 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,300 YAY. 256 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,667 - HE'S PRETTY CALM. 257 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:09,700 I'M SO GLAD THAT SHAWN IS DEALING WITH ALL THIS TODAY, 258 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,433 AND HE'S THE CHICKEN WITHOUT A HEAD, 259 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:12,800 RUNNING AROUND THE FOUR SEASONS. 260 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,266 I'M JUST HERE LETTIN' HIM DO ALL THE WORK. 261 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:19,533 - UM, SO, MICHAEL, THESE PLANTS IN THE POTS... 262 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,567 - YEAH? 263 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,633 - LOOK LIKE CRAP. 264 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:24,166 - THEY LOOK SAD. - THEY LOOK REALLY SAD. 265 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,734 UM, SO ONE OF TWO THINGS. 266 00:08:26,734 --> 00:08:28,567 AND AL'S ALREADY GONE THROUGH AND FLUFFED 'EM. 267 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:30,200 - MM-HMM. YEAH, REALLY. 268 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,467 - THE WINDOW POTS AT THE FOUR SEASONS 269 00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:34,133 WERE DREADFUL. 270 00:08:34,133 --> 00:08:36,967 I MEAN, LIKE YOU CAN SEE LIKE IT'S EMPTY. 271 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:39,500 AND THE REASON BEING IS A LOT OF THEM ARE DEAD. 272 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:41,934 THERE WAS JUST NO WAY I WAS GONNA PUT DEAD PLANTS OUT, 273 00:08:41,934 --> 00:08:44,600 SO I HAD TO LEAVE IT UP TO MY CREW 274 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,967 TO WAVE THEIR LITTLE WANDS 275 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:49,500 AND TRY TO MAKE THEM LOOK-- LOOK BETTER. 276 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,066 - HOW YOU DOIN'? 277 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:57,066 - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 278 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,433 - I'M GREAT. 279 00:08:58,433 --> 00:08:59,433 - WHAT'S IN THE BOX? 280 00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:00,633 - BETHENNY, LET ME TELL YOU. 281 00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:02,266 JASON'S 38 YEARS OLD, 282 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:05,734 AND I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME. 283 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:07,367 I WANT IT TO BE A PERFECT DAY 284 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:08,567 FOR THE TWO OF YOU 285 00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:10,834 AS YOU BEGIN YOUR NEW LIFE TOGETHER. 286 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:13,567 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU AND I ARE GONNA START, 287 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,667 A TRADITION IN THE HOPPY FAMILY. 288 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:16,934 - OKAY. 289 00:09:16,934 --> 00:09:18,333 - AND IT'S GONNA START WITH YOU. 290 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,700 YOU KNOW HOW WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING OLD... 291 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,300 - RIGHT - SOMETHING NEW... 292 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,900 WELL, THIS IS-- - IS THIS NEW OR OLD? 293 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,533 - WELL, IT'S A COMBINATION. 294 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,400 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S A LITTLE LOCKET. 295 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,867 - YOU HAVE TO OPEN IT UP. 296 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,333 - OH, THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT ALREADY? 297 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,367 - OH, GOD, YES. 298 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:35,033 - OH, MY GOD, I AM GONNA CRY! 299 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,567 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 300 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:38,934 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO SWEET. - IT'S A HAPPY MOMENT. 301 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,133 - IT'S THE TWO OF US. 302 00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:41,300 HOW'D YOU GET A PICTURE OF US SO SMALL? 303 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:42,900 - WE DID IT. - THANK YOU. 304 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,667 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT. 305 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,867 IT WAS SUCH A THOUGHTFUL GIFT, 306 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:47,266 AND IT REALLY DID MAKE ME REALIZE 307 00:09:47,266 --> 00:09:49,200 HOW WONDERFUL THIS FAMILY IS, 308 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,333 AND HOW COULD I NOT OPEN MY HEART TO THEM? 309 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,333 THEY ARE THE SWEETEST, NICEST, MOST GENUINE PEOPLE 310 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,600 IN THE WORLD. 311 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,734 HI. [dog barking] 312 00:09:55,734 --> 00:09:57,367 - HEY. 313 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,633 - HEY, CAROL, YOU WANNA GET GLAMMED? 314 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,233 - I'M READY. LET'S DO IT. 315 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,266 - LET'S GET GLAMMED. 316 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:03,433 [hair dryer whirring] 317 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,467 A PHOTOGRAPHER'S COMING UP HERE NOW. 318 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:06,767 - FOR WHAT? 319 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,734 - OK! MAGAZINE IS FEATURING THE WEDDING, 320 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,300 SO THIS PHOTOGRAPHER IS COMING UP, AND... 321 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,667 SHE WANTS TO GET SOME GETTING-READY SHOTS 322 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,467 AND BEHIND THE SCENES. 323 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:15,734 [dog barking] - COME IN! 324 00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,800 [barking] 325 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,033 COOKIE'S BRIDEZILLA. 326 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,667 - SO WE'RE JUST GONNA DO A COUPLE OF SHOTS HERE, 327 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,900 AND THEN WE'LL GIVE YOU SOME PRIVACY 328 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:22,900 TO WRAP UP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 329 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:26,166 - ALL RIGHT, PERFECT. 330 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,200 [barking] 331 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,300 COOKIE, NO! 332 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,734 SHE IS A DISASTER OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. 333 00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:33,834 [barking] 334 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,333 SHOULD I GO GET DRESSED? ALL RIGHT. 335 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,200 IT'S HAPPENING! [laughs] 336 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,734 [baby voice] BOO-BOO, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED SOON. 337 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:46,033 WHOO! 338 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,233 - YOU LOOK LIKE A BRIDE. 339 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,800 BETHENNY, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. 340 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,734 - CAREFUL, CAREFUL. I LOVE YOU TOO. 341 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,233 - THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU WILL BE MRS. HOPPY. 342 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,900 - MARRIED, YES! - I LOVE IT! 343 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:56,934 - YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR WEDDING. 344 00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,533 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 345 00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,867 [elevator bell rings] 346 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,834 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 347 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,533 [sing-song] IT'S HAPPENING! 348 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:07,900 I'M GETTING EXCITED. 349 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,834 - COMING UP... - NAMASTE. 350 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:11,200 EVERYONE, DEEP BREATH. 351 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,433 [inhaling, exhaling] 352 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:14,800 OH, MY GOD! 353 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,767 - SECURITY BETTER BE ON THEIR GAME, 354 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,800 AND, YOU KNOW, THIS BETTER GO LIKE CLOCKWORK. 355 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,734 OTHERWISE, I'M GONNA BLOW A GASKET. 356 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,767 - TELL SARAH TO BRING DEODORANT. 357 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:35,800 - OKAY. 358 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,066 - AND MAYBE THAT PERFUME. 359 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,967 - OH, THAT COMES IN THE BAG. 360 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,467 IT'S GOOD, YEAH. - YEAH. 361 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,100 'CAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO SMELL PRETTY WHEN I GET MARRIED, 362 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,734 MASK THE GAR-- - OR JUST NOT SMELL, PERIOD. 363 00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:45,867 - MASK THE GARLIC? 364 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,500 - I'M GONNA GET CHANGED INTO MY TUX. 365 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,367 LIKE, I'LL PROBABLY HAVE YOU GET CHANGED 366 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:51,300 AFTER I DO MY WALKTHROUGH WITH BETHENNY, 367 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,166 JUST BECAUSE, THAT WAY IF THERE'S LIKE 368 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,433 GOD FORBID, SHE'S LIKE, 369 00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:56,000 "OH, NO, I WANT THE POOL OVER HERE," 370 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,900 THEN, YOU KNOW, I CAN HAVE YOU GUYS MOVE THE POOL. 371 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,133 MOVE MOUNTAINS. - COOL. 372 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:06,100 [horns honking] 373 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,066 - SO SHE'S WITH ME. - SHE'S GOOD? OKAY. 374 00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:10,266 - DID YOU SEE THE POST? 375 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:11,900 LIKE THE DOGS WERE ALL CURLED UP NEXT TO ME, 376 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:14,066 AND I WAS LIKE... - HER DOG BIT ME, SO... 377 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,834 - OH, THAT'S--TWICE. ME, TWICE. 378 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:16,934 - I WAS BENDING DOWN, 379 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:18,000 I GOT A LITTLE NIP ON MY, UH, JACKET. 380 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,300 - OH, NO, IT LIKE RIPPED MY PANTS. 381 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,300 - REALLY? - COOKIE. 382 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,867 I CALL COOKIE CUJO. 383 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,066 - NAMASTE. 384 00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:24,500 EVERYONE, DEEP BREATH. 385 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,600 [inhaling] 386 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,934 [exhaling] 387 00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:28,266 ONE MORE. 388 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,533 OH, MY GOD, IT'S ON THE NEXT BLOCK. 389 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:36,033 WE'RE COM--WE'RE COMING UP TO THE LOCATION. 390 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,033 - THERE'S A MILLION PEOPLE HERE. 391 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,934 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - OH, MY GOD! 392 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,500 THERE'S ALL THESE-- OH, MY GOD! 393 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,433 - OH, MY GOD. WHAT-- 394 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,433 - AND I HAVE-- I HAVE A ROLLER IN MY HAIR. 395 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,533 OKAY, TAKE THE GUM OUT. 396 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:56,433 LOOK AT SHAWN, HOW HANDSOME. 397 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:59,100 [tapping door] 398 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,166 LOOK HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE. - HI, HONEY. 399 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,934 - HOW ARE YOU? - MWAH. 400 00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,667 - OH, MY GOD. JUST SO YOU KNOW, I NEED DEODORANT. 401 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,300 - OH, OKAY. WE'LL GET IT GOING. 402 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,700 [photographers shouting] - BETHENNY! 403 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,767 - HI, GUYS. 404 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,333 - COME OUT HERE! - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL! 405 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,667 - THANK YOU. 406 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,567 [shouting continues] 407 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,166 - FLASH US THE RING! 408 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,734 - IT'S ON THE OTHER HAND NOW. 409 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:28,700 - YOU ROCK! 410 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,734 - [laughs] 411 00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:32,500 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 412 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,333 - THAT'S SO COOL. - HI, HONEY. 413 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:37,500 - OH, MY GOD. 414 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,667 - OH, WOW. - OH, MY GOD. 415 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,300 OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD! 416 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,500 - THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 417 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,333 - OH, MY GOD! 418 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,734 IT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 419 00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:50,066 OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS AMAZING. 420 00:13:50,066 --> 00:13:51,266 OH, MY GOD. 421 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:53,266 OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS AMAZING. 422 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,333 [playing classical music] 423 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,100 ♪♪ ♪♪ 424 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,266 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 425 00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:05,633 IT'S GORGEOUS. - GOOD. 426 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,633 - I'M SO EXCITED. 427 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,166 I'M SO EXCITED. - THAT'S GOOD. 428 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,567 - IT'S PERFECT. 429 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:12,000 DON'T YOU LOVE THIS PLACE? - I LOVE IT. 430 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,500 - WE'RE DEFINITELY DOING COTTON CANDY, RIGHT? 431 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,066 - OH, YEAH. - 'CAUSE THAT'LL LOOK AMAZING. 432 00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:16,233 - OH, YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT. 433 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:17,667 - I HAD HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT SHAWN, 434 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,233 AND I WAS VERY SPECIFIC ABOUT WHAT I WANTED, 435 00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:23,600 AND HE EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS, 436 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,834 WHICH IS NOT EASY TO DO. 437 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:25,934 OH, IT'S PERFECT. 438 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:26,934 OH, I LOVE THE LITTLE STUDS. 439 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,266 LOOK AT YOU TAKING FREE ADVICE 440 00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:29,333 AND WORKING IT OUT. 441 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,567 - AND THE HANDLE, 442 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,166 I DID THE LITTLE CRYSTALS DOWN THE HANDLE. 443 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,567 - OH, IT'S GOT THE STUD-- I'M BURPING GARLIC. 444 00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,667 HOW GROSS AM I? 445 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,934 BURPING GARLIC AT MY OWN WEDDING. 446 00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,400 - I DIDN'T SMELL IT. - I HAD GARLIC SALAD. 447 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,667 - THAT'S OKAY. - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 448 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,767 SO WHAT DO YOU DO, YOU HOLD IT HERE? 449 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,000 - YEAH, DON'T TAKE IT OUT YET. 450 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,667 YOU'LL HOLD IT LIKE ABOUT THERE. 451 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:43,900 - OKAY, IT'S PHALLIC. 452 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,066 OKAY, I LOVE IT. - [laughing] 453 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:49,567 OKAY, SO JUST COME THROUGH HERE REALLY QUICK. 454 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:50,734 - OKAY. 455 00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:52,500 - STAY RIGHT THERE, OKAY? 456 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,533 - BUT NO ONE'S SEEING ME. 457 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:55,066 - THE DOORS WILL BE CLOSED. - OKAY. 458 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,800 - OKAY? - YOU'RE GONNA GO LIKE THIS. 459 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,000 - I WILL LET YOU KNOW, OKAY? 460 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,667 AND I WANT YOU JUST TO WAIT HERE A MINUTE. 461 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,166 I WANT YOU LITERALLY TO JUST WAIT HERE, 462 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,900 LOOK AT THE CROWD, 463 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,033 LOOK AT YOUR HUSBAND-TO-BE... 464 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:08,066 - AND SMILE? I'M GONNA CRY. 465 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:09,100 - SMILE. - OKAY. 466 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,333 I DON'T WANT TO CRY. OKAY. 467 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,567 - IF YOU DO, WE'LL TOUCH IT UP. 468 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:12,700 - OKAY. - OKAY? 469 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:16,333 AND I WANT YOU JUST TO SOAK IN THAT MOMENT. 470 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,467 - OKAY. 471 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:19,800 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I AM. 472 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,066 I'M JUST NER-- I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M-- 473 00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:22,500 - THAT'S OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, 474 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,667 SO I'M GONNA SMILE AND LOOK AT EVERYONE FOR HOW LONG? 475 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,834 - JUST A COUPLE SECONDS. - OKAY. 476 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:27,834 - AND WHEN YOU'RE READY, 477 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,166 JUST START WALKING. 478 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,266 - OKAY. - OKAY? 479 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,467 PERFECT. 480 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:40,200 - SO I'M IN THE ROOM WHERE I'M GOING TO GET MARRIED, 481 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,500 AND I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST GIRL 482 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,734 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 483 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,333 I REALLY NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME, 484 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,567 AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT 485 00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:50,533 I WOULD BE HERE WALKING TOWARDS 486 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,734 MY HUSBAND, WALKING TOWARDS JASON 487 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,467 AND SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH SOMEONE. 488 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:56,533 - JUST REMEMBER, WHATEVER HAPPENS 489 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,867 BETWEEN THAT POINT AND THIS POINT 490 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,633 IN TERMS OF TEARS, ANYTHING, 491 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:02,967 LET IT GO. 492 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,400 - DON'T MAKE ME CRY. - YOU DESERVE IT. 493 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,667 - I DON'T WANT TO CRY. THANK YOU. 494 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,934 - YOU DESERVE IT. - THANK YOU. 495 00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:08,600 DON'T MAKE ME CRY. [sniffles] 496 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,200 OKAY. - OKAY, ENJOY THE MOMENT. 497 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,333 - OKAY. 498 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,900 IT REALLY DID JUST TAKE MY BREATH AWAY. 499 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,467 IT JUST REALLY CAME RIGHT OVER ME, 500 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,934 AND I WAS REALLY OVERWHELMED. 501 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:24,200 - WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS, WHEN IT'S TIME, 502 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,033 RIGHT BEFORE YOU GET READY TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE... 503 00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,066 - UH-HUH. - OKAY? 504 00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:28,400 I'M GONNA SEAT YOU GUYS. 505 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,467 BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE YOU SIT 506 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,033 IN THE COCKTAIL AREA, AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THAT IS, 507 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,166 AND I'M GONNA RUN THROUGH A COUPLE OF THINGS WITH YOU. 508 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,800 - I'M A LITTLE ANXIOUS. - ARE YOU? 509 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,066 - MAYBE I'LL HAVE A COCKTAIL. 510 00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:38,433 I JUST WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING 511 00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:40,033 TO EASE RIGHT INTO IT. 512 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,834 THAT'S WHAT I DID FOR THE ENGAGEMENT, 513 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,200 AND IT SEEMED TO WORK. 514 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,133 JUST A LITTLE BIT OF ALCOHOL. 515 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:48,066 OH, MY GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 516 00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:50,000 WOW. 517 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,333 THIS IS INSANE. 518 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,033 CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING MARRIED HERE. 519 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:57,233 - IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT? - WOW, THIS IS AWESOME. 520 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,400 THIS WHOLE TIME, I HAVEN'T BEEN REALLY NERVOUS, 521 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,600 UNTIL I SAW THIS PLACE, 522 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,066 AND THAT'S WHEN I ACTUALLY STARTED TO GET SOME BUTTERFLIES. 523 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,333 INCREDIBLE. 524 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,333 - I'M GONNA BE OKAY. 525 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,400 I THINK I'M GONNA BE OKAY. 526 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,500 I RESTED, 527 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,066 I DIDN'T HAVE TOO MANY PICKLES. 528 00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:13,467 - LOOK UP AT THE CEILING. 529 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,934 - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA LIVE FOR THIS. 530 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:15,934 - MS. FRANKEL? - YES? 531 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,100 - DO YOU WANT A FOOT MASSAGE? 532 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,066 I'M PRETTY GOOD. LET ME PULL A CHAIR UP HERE. 533 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:22,000 - OH, MY GOD. YOU WANT THE STOOL OR YOU WANT THE CHAIR? 534 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,166 - THE STOOL WOULD BE BETTER THAN-- 535 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,333 - [laughing] OH, MY GOD. 536 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,800 - DON'T YOU DO THAT. YOU'VE GOT-- 537 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,433 YOU GOT SOMETHIN' GOIN' ON THERE. 538 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,467 PRECIOUS CARGO. 539 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:29,767 ALL RIGHT, PUT 'EM UP HERE. 540 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,166 - OH, MY GOD. - [laughing] 541 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,800 - IT'S A FULL-SERVICE ESTABLISHMENT. 542 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,333 - OH, MY GOD. 543 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,367 HAVING A FOOT MASSAGE FROM THE WAITER 544 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,734 RIGHT BEFORE I'M ABOUT TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE 545 00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:40,800 WAS LIKE GETTING LAID. 546 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 ARE YOU MARRIED? 547 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,000 - I'M GAY. 548 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,066 - I HAVE TO SAY 549 00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:45,533 I THINK THE FOOT MASSAGE 550 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,066 MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE EXCITING 551 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,600 THAN SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH JASON. 552 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,700 IT MIGHT--I'M JUST SAYING IT CAME VERY, VERY CLOSE. 553 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,166 - CAN WE ALL GET ONE? [laughing] 554 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,867 - NO. - IS THERE A SIGN-UP SHEET? 555 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:54,900 - IT IS HER DAY. 556 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,000 - IT'S HER DAY. 557 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,333 - DID YOU PAY EXTRA FOR THAT, BETH? 558 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,667 - HE ASKED. 559 00:17:58,667 --> 00:17:59,900 - HE SAID IT'S A FULL-SERVICE ESTABLISHMENT. 560 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,700 - HE ASKED. 561 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,934 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT-- 562 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,934 OH, MY GOD, WE'RE MOVING INTO THE CALF. 563 00:18:05,934 --> 00:18:08,533 - [laughing] 564 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,467 - UM, CAN I GET A SHOT OF YOU GUYS TOGETHER? 565 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:11,600 - SURE. 566 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,100 - I'M GONNA GET YOU A BOTTLE OPENER. 567 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,800 - SHOULD WE HAVE LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF ALCOHOL 568 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,767 TO CALM MY NERVES A LITTLE BIT, OR NO? 569 00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:18,133 - UH, YEAH, WE BETTER HAVE ONE. 570 00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:19,700 - OKAY, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 571 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,266 - LET ME GET A JACK AND WATER. 572 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,767 - OKAY. - AND FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE, 573 00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,367 A JACK AND DIET. 574 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,867 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, NO, GIVE ME VODKA. 575 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:27,734 I DON'T WANT TO BE SMELLIN' LIKE--VODKA AND SODA. 576 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:28,800 - VODKA AND SODA. 577 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,066 - I DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE BOOZE. 578 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,100 - JACK AND WATER. 579 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,633 - YEAH, LET ME SMELL LIKE BOOZE. 580 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,200 - [laughs] 581 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,100 - YOU KNOW, UM, I OWE HIM $1,000, RIGHT? 582 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,300 - YEAH, THIS WAS THE BET. 583 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,266 - OH, REALLY? - WHOEVER GETS MARRIED FIRST. 584 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:41,367 - TEN YEARS AGO, YEAH. 585 00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,700 - FANTASTIC. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 586 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,066 - IS YOUR COLLAR GETTING TIGHTER? 587 00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:45,734 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE MINE IS. 588 00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:48,633 - THAT'S JUST YOURS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GETTING, UH... 589 00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,166 - OH, MAN. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S HERE? 590 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,166 - YES. YES, I CAN. 591 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,767 - WHERE IS HE WITH THOSE DRINKS? 592 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:55,900 - YOU NEED A DRINK BAD, HUH? 593 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:59,000 - NO, I JUST NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING. 594 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,734 - GETTING A LITTLE HOT. - YEAH. 595 00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:02,734 - COMING UP... 596 00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:03,767 - PEE IN THE BUCKET. 597 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,233 - PEE IN THE BUCKET AT MY WEDDING? 598 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,500 I'M NOT THE GIRL THAT WANTS TO PEE 599 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,734 ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AT MY WEDDING. 600 00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,967 - I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO GO? 601 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,467 - YEAH. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP MY DRESS 602 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,734 AND GET MY UNDERWEAR OFF. 603 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,200 - OH, MY GOD, BETHENNY, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? 604 00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:19,900 AND GET MY UNDERWEAR OFF. 605 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,333 - WHOO. 606 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,233 OH, MY GOD, IS THAT STRONG. 607 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,967 - SO HOW MANY, UH, CHILDREN AFTER THIS ONE YOU THINK? 608 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,033 - I'M TRYING TO GET TWO. 609 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,667 - YEAH? - DO YOU THINK? 610 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,133 - I SAY THREE OR FOUR. 611 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,633 - NO, SHE ONLY WANTS ONE. 612 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:40,800 - OH. - THAT'S WHY-- 613 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,200 - OH, SO THIS-- - I TOLD YOU THAT'S WHY 614 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,333 I WANT TO HAVE A... - YEAH. 615 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,033 - A BOY FIRST, 'CAUSE SHE WANTS A GIRL. 616 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:47,400 - SO... - SO. 617 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,300 - DID YOU EVER THINK A YEAR AGO TODAY 618 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,066 THAT WE COULD POSSIBLY BE SITTING HERE, 619 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,600 YOU WITH BAB--WITH CHILD... 620 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,867 - NO. - WALKING DOWN THE AISLE? 621 00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:56,033 [laughter] 622 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:57,300 - NO. 623 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,266 - LIKE HOW MUCH COULD I HAVE MADE IF I BET YOU? 624 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,333 - IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. 625 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,734 THIS IS NOT EVEN NORMAL. 626 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,200 [patting belly] 627 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,467 IT'S TIME TO GET READY NOW, 628 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,500 AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT ON THE DRESS. 629 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,266 IF THIS WEDDING DRESS DOESN'T FIT, 630 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,400 I DON'T REALLY HAVE MANY OPTIONS RIGHT NOW. 631 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,200 AND IN TYPICAL ME, IT WON'T FIT. 632 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,200 LIKE IF IT'S JUST-- OF COURSE, IT'LL BE ME, 633 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,133 WALKING DOWN THE AISLE NAKED... 634 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:20,767 WITH HEELS... 635 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,233 AND MY GRANDMA BRA. 636 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:24,633 - OH, MY GOD, JASON'S MOM PUT THAT ON YOUR UNDERWEAR? 637 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:25,834 - NO, I PUT IT ON MY UNDERWEAR, 638 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:26,967 BUT LOOK, IT'S SOMETHING BLUE. 639 00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:28,900 - FREUD WOULD HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THAT. 640 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,033 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 641 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,400 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 642 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,633 - NO, I'M JUST TELLING YOU. 643 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:33,967 I DON'T KNOW WHAT FREUD WOULD SAY 644 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,633 ABOUT YOU PUTTING YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW'S PRESENT 645 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:37,200 ON YOUR VAGINA, THE UNDERPANTS. 646 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,333 - YOU'RE SAYING VAGI-- 647 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,333 IT'S NOT. IT'S ME AND JASON. 648 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,900 - VA-JAY-JAY. 649 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,867 - YOU'RE LIKE A PSYCH--YOU'RE LIKE MAID-OF-HONOR-ZILLA. 650 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,734 - HERE YOU GO. STEP IN. 651 00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:46,200 - ALL RIGHT. - JUST PRAY FOR THE BEST. 652 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,900 NO ONE STEP ON THE DRESS, THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING. 653 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,400 - I'M NOT STEPPING ON IT. 654 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,000 - I'M NOT SAYING YOU ARE. I'M JUST ASKING YOU NOT TO. 655 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,767 - OKAY, I'M NOT GOING TO. I'M VERY CAREFUL. 656 00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:54,000 - GOIN' ALL POSITIVE BRIDAL THINGS. 657 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,033 YES. - OKAY. 658 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,100 - YES OF EVERYTHING. 659 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,200 - CAN'T REPLACE A DRESS. 660 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,734 - OKAY, I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING 661 00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:00,633 ABOUT THE CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL CHART. 662 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,800 - TERI, JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 663 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,500 YOU'RE MAKING EVERYONE MANIC. YOU GOTTA RELAX. 664 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,767 THERE NEEDS TO BE A MAID OF HONOR INTERVENTION. 665 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,266 TERI'S JUST A LITTLE BIT OF A LOOSE CANNON RIGHT NOW. 666 00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:10,500 SHE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A WILD CARD. 667 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,834 MY MAID OF HONOR HAS COME UNGLUED. 668 00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:15,834 - SO ANYHOW, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE FIRST PERSON 669 00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,900 WHO RUINS THE CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL CHARTS, UM, THING. 670 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,800 - IF I HAVE A GIRL? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE HAVING A GIRL. 671 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,200 THE THING SAYS, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU ARE. 672 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200 I THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BOY. 673 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,700 - TERI, JUST RELAX. 674 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,967 I WANT TO BE CALM, AND NOT NUTS. 675 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:26,333 - I'M VERY CALM. 676 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,800 - I KNOW, BUT YOU'VE BEEN LIKE A LITTLE MANIC. 677 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,834 IT'S OKAY. I LOVE YOU. 678 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:29,934 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE CALM. 679 00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:31,767 OKAY. 680 00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:35,233 OH, MY GOD! IT FITS! 681 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,934 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT. 682 00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,367 - IT'S GORGEOUS! 683 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,367 - I LOVE IT. I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE A BIG BALLOON. 684 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,800 IT'S LIKE WEIRD, AND IT FITS. 685 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,900 - BETHENNY, IT FITS LIKE A GLO--I MEAN, PERFECT. 686 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:45,967 - PERFECT! 687 00:21:45,967 --> 00:21:48,066 - SHH, SHH. - SORRY, SHAWN. 688 00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:49,500 - I NEED TO GET A COUPLE OF YOU GUYS OUT OF HERE, 689 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,800 AND I JUST NEED HER TO LIKE GET COMPOSED. 690 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,800 - I WOULD--I LIKE THAT IDEA. - OKAY? 691 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,166 - OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO BETHENNY. 692 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,100 - BYE. I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. 693 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,133 - NO, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T BE. 694 00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:01,100 YOU'RE THE MAID OF HONOR. YOU HAVE TO BE OUT THERE. 695 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,100 I THINK YOU HAVE YOUR OWN JOB. 696 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,333 - TODAY'S YOUR DAY, 697 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,567 AND TODAY, YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT. 698 00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:07,567 - 38 YEARS WITH YOU, 699 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:09,567 AND NOW YOU MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE, 700 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:10,867 AND BETHENNY'S BEAUTIFUL. 701 00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,967 - YES, BUT WE'RE GAINING A DAUGHTER. 702 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,734 - YES. - NOT EVEN A DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 703 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,934 A DAUGHTER. 704 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,900 THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA LOOK UPON HER. 705 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,900 - RAMONA! - RAMONA! 706 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,967 - HI. THANK YOU. 707 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:25,400 [photographers shouting] 708 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,700 - WHAT ARE YOU MOST EXCITED ABOUT SEEING AT THE WEDDING? 709 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,333 - BETHENNY WALKING DOWN THE AISLE 710 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,367 AND SAYING, "I DO." 711 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:39,467 - HEY, GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE ON PAGE 6 TOMORROW. 712 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,700 - SHAWN, HOW MANY MINUTES TILL NOW-- 713 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:44,900 FROM NOW TILL I CAN PEE? 714 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:48,367 - UM, YOU-- LIKE, PROBABLY LIKE 35. 715 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,600 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA PEE LIKE NOW? 716 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,066 - I WANT TO KNOW THE NEXT PE-- 717 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,500 THE NEXT REST STOP. 718 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,200 - THE NEXT REST STOP WON'T BE FOR LIKE 35 MINUTES. 719 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,934 - I--IT GETS QUICK WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE. 720 00:22:57,934 --> 00:22:59,333 THE BABY'S HEAD IS ON MY BLADDER. 721 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,967 THE BATHROOMS ARE EXACTLY WHERE THE GUESTS ARE. 722 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,300 IN ORDER FOR ME TO PEE, 723 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,500 I HAVE TO WALK THROUGH MY GUESTS 724 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,934 IN MY WEDDING DRESS, 725 00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:07,700 WHICH IS WHAT WE'VE TRIED TO AVOID THE ENTIRE TIME. 726 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,066 I CAN'T WALK THROUGH THE GUESTS, 727 00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:11,066 LIKE, "HEY, EVERYBODY, JUST STOMPIN' TO THE LOO." 728 00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:12,300 LIKE JUST GO IN IT. 729 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,500 "YEAH, LET ME JUST LIFT MY LEG 730 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,734 AND THEN WALK DOWN THE AISLE." 731 00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:16,200 I JUST CAN'T GO PEE. 732 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,734 - PEE IN THE BUCKET. 733 00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:19,033 - PEE IN THE BUCKET AT MY WEDDING? 734 00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:20,600 THAT'S SO SLEAZY. I'M PEEING IN A BUCKET. 735 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,033 LIKE I'M NOT THE GIRL 736 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:24,000 THAT WANTS TO PEE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AT MY WEDDING. 737 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,367 - I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO GO? 738 00:23:26,367 --> 00:23:27,500 - YEAH. 739 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,000 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA PEE ON YOUR DRESS. 740 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,734 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP MY DRESS 741 00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,133 AND GET MY UNDERWEAR OFF. 742 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:33,967 - THAT'S FINE, AND I'LL HOLD THE DRESS UP. 743 00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:35,867 - OKAY. - IS THAT TOO HIGH? 744 00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:37,066 - NO, I THINK ON THE FLOOR. 745 00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:38,166 ALL RIGHT, SO DO IT ON THE FLOOR. 746 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,767 - LET ME GET BEHIND AND GET THE DRESS. 747 00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:42,767 OUTSIDE, I WAS LIKE, "SURE, WHATEVER YOU WANT, SWEETIE." 748 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:46,000 INSIDE, I WAS LIKE... 749 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,233 "WHAT?" 750 00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:49,533 - I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TAKING A... 751 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:50,734 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIGHT DOWN THERE, 752 00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:52,400 SO I THINK WE SHOULD-- - SHOULD I... 753 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,133 - I'M TRYING TO THINK. WHAT DO I DO? 754 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,533 NO, YOU SHOULD DO NOTHING. 755 00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:56,767 JULIE, PULL THE UNDERWEAR DOWN. 756 00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:58,166 - DO I HAVE ALL THE DRESS TOO? 757 00:23:58,166 --> 00:23:59,433 - YEAH, YOU DO. 758 00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:00,567 ALL RIGHT, NOW THE UNDERWEAR'S DOWN, 759 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:01,734 SO PULL ONE OFF. - OKAY. 760 00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:03,233 - I HOPE I DON'T GET GUN SHY, 761 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,834 'CAUSE SOMETIMES I CAN'T PEE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. 762 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:06,667 - OH, MY GOD, BETHENNY, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? 763 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,000 I MEAN, AM I HOLDING THIS? 764 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,734 - SO I LIFT THE DRESS UP, 765 00:24:09,734 --> 00:24:13,166 AND I REALIZED AT THAT MOMENT 766 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:16,367 THAT I WAS INCHES AWAY FROM HER COOCH-A-LOOCH. 767 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:19,600 - THIS IS REALLY HARD. 768 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,000 SHH. SHH. 769 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 - I MADE THIS-- - SHH! 770 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,033 SHH. 771 00:24:31,834 --> 00:24:33,033 - ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, THOUGH? 772 00:24:33,033 --> 00:24:34,333 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM. 773 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,867 - I KNOW. I GOT-- I DID SOMETHING EARLIER. 774 00:24:36,867 --> 00:24:38,900 I DID A LITTLE, UM, VIDEO AT HOME WITH MY DAUGHTER 775 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:39,934 WITH ONE OF THOSE FLIP THINGS. 776 00:24:39,934 --> 00:24:41,266 AND I SAID, "OKAY, I HAVE TO SEE 777 00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:42,900 IF BETHENNY'S GONNA BE A RUNAWAY BRIDE TONIGHT." 778 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,133 - [laughs] YOU ARE SO-- 779 00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,533 WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 780 00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:47,433 - BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TEASES, "I'M A RUNAWAY BRIDE." 781 00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:48,633 - I CAN'T--WELL... 782 00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:50,633 THE TRUTH WILL BE TOLD SOON, RIGHT? 783 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:52,633 - DID THE PEEING RUIN ANYTHING? 784 00:24:52,633 --> 00:24:53,934 - NO, EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. 785 00:24:53,934 --> 00:24:56,166 - OKAY, THAT WAS A GOOD TIME. 786 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,233 I LAUGHED, I CRIED... 787 00:24:58,233 --> 00:24:59,500 I PEED. 788 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,033 - ALEX, WAIT! 789 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,934 - ALEX, WHAT A DRESS! 790 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:05,166 WHO ARE YOU WEARING? - GALLIANO. 791 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:07,333 [photographers shouting] 792 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,300 - BEAUTIFUL! - BEAUTIFUL! 793 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,533 - IS JASON GONNA KNOW TO TAKE MY VEIL OFF? 794 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,467 - LOOK AT MY HANDS. - YOU'RE NERVOUS? 795 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:18,100 OH, LOOK IT, I'M SHAKIN' TOO, THOUGH. 796 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,500 - I'M THE ONLY CALM ONE. - I SEE THAT. 797 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,133 - THE XANAX WORKS. - [laughing] 798 00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:27,633 - JASON'S FAMILY. 799 00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:29,700 - OH! ARE YOU THE MOM? 800 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,033 - NO, I'M HIS NEPHEW. 801 00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:32,834 HE'S MY NEPHEW. 802 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:34,700 - YOU'RE HIS NEPHEW? - HE'S MY NEPHEW. 803 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,400 - SHE'S HIS AUNT. - ALL RIGHT, NICE TO MEET YOU. 804 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,700 - HAVE YOU GOTTEN ANY PEOPLE'S REACTIONS TO THE ROOM? 805 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,233 - UM, THAT, NOT YET. 806 00:25:40,233 --> 00:25:42,533 - I WANT TO SEE THE BELLY WALK DOWN THE AISLE. 807 00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:44,800 - BUT DID YOU SEE THE DRESS? - NO. 808 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,800 - I SAW THE DRESS. 809 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,867 - AND? 810 00:25:46,867 --> 00:25:49,133 - IT WAS KIND OF DIAGONALLY RUCHED. 811 00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:50,166 - ARE THERE BOOBS INVOLVED? 812 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,800 - STRAPLESS. - ALL RIGHT. 813 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,967 - ARE THERE BOOBS INVOLVED? 814 00:25:52,967 --> 00:25:54,533 HELLO. ARE THERE BOOBS INVOLVED? 815 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,133 DID YOU MEET BETHENNY? 816 00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:57,600 - ALL THE CANDLES ARE LIT AND EVERYTHING? 817 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,633 - YEAH. 818 00:25:58,633 --> 00:26:00,367 I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 819 00:26:00,367 --> 00:26:02,100 - I MAY CRY. I MAY CRY. 820 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:04,133 - OH, SHOOT, I DID WEAR WATERPROOF MASCARA. 821 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:05,734 - I'VE GOT YOU COVERED. 822 00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:07,900 - OH, YES, I'LL TAKE HIS HANKIE. DONE. 823 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,066 - I AM SO THRILLED FOR HER. 824 00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:10,900 - I KNOW. ME TOO. - CAN YOU IMAGINE-- 825 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,100 - AND THE NEXT THRILLING MOMENT'S 826 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:14,367 ONLY A FEW MONTHS AWAY WHEN SHE HAS HER BABY. 827 00:26:14,367 --> 00:26:16,300 - IS EVERYONE SITTING DOWN? 828 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,100 - THEY'RE BEING BROUGHT IN RIGHT NOW. 829 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:21,100 [playing classical music] 830 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:28,000 ♪♪ ♪♪ 831 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,266 ARE YOU READY? 832 00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:30,767 - I AM. ARE YOU READY? 833 00:26:30,767 --> 00:26:32,533 - I'M READY. - OKAY. 834 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:35,300 - GOT IT? OKAY. 835 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:42,467 ♪♪ ♪♪ 836 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:43,533 STEPS. 837 00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:45,767 - IT'S NOT THE GREATEST THING 838 00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:48,333 TO BE WALKING ON THIS FILTHY FLOOR WITH THIS DRESS. 839 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:51,533 - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 840 00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:52,900 - THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR HAVING MY WEDDING 841 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,000 AT A RESTAURANT. 842 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,333 I'M NOW IN THE SCENE FROM GOODFELLAS 843 00:26:56,333 --> 00:27:00,033 WHERE I'M WALKING THROUGH MOZZARELLA CHEESE 844 00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:02,533 AND MARINARA SAUCE WITH MY WHITE WEDDING DRESS. 845 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,467 - YOU'RE SITTING-- OH, YEAH, GO AHEAD. 846 00:27:04,467 --> 00:27:06,166 WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 847 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,333 - OH! OH, NO! YOU'RE ON MY VEIL. 848 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,600 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. 849 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,266 - NO, NO, SHH SHH SHH. - SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. 850 00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:13,633 - IT'S PULLING. IT'S PULLING. - I GOT IT. 851 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:14,633 - OKAY. 852 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:19,000 ♪♪ ♪♪ 853 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,300 - I WAS EXCITED, BUT I'M NERVOUS NOW. 854 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,100 - YOU'RE NERVOUS? - I KNOW, RIGHT? 855 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,934 - ONE SECOND. RIGHT HERE. - OKAY. 856 00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:28,133 - WAIT. 857 00:27:28,133 --> 00:27:29,467 - THEN WE'RE GONNA READJUST EVERYTHING, 858 00:27:29,467 --> 00:27:30,533 AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE... - OKAY. 859 00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,133 - THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 860 00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:33,300 - YEP. I'M GONNA READJUST YOU. 861 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:36,000 - [exhales] 862 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,967 - WE GET TO SIT HERE? 863 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:39,033 - YES. 864 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,000 FRONT ROW SEATS. 865 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,867 - REMEMBER, THIS CAN'T START WITHOUT YOU. 866 00:27:42,867 --> 00:27:45,700 - THANK YOU. - OKAY? 867 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:53,633 ♪♪ ♪♪ 868 00:28:10,934 --> 00:28:14,834 [cheers and applause] 869 00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,734 [playing Pachelbel's Canon in D Major] 870 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:22,734 - PLEASE RISE. 871 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:29,200 ♪♪ ♪♪ 872 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,700 - WOW. 873 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:40,700 ♪♪ ♪♪ 874 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,300 - [whispering] WHEN DO WE KISS? 875 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,033 - YOU CAN GET RID OF THE FLOWERS. 876 00:29:14,033 --> 00:29:15,533 [laughter] 877 00:29:15,533 --> 00:29:16,834 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 878 00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:18,967 - THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 879 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,467 [music ends] 880 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,533 - DEAREST FRIENDS AND FAMILY, 881 00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:25,567 WHAT A MAGICAL MOMENT THIS IS. 882 00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:28,100 JASON AND BETHENNY, 883 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:32,000 IN THEIR LOVE AND PASSION FOR EACH OTHER, 884 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,266 NOW CHOOSE TO CELEBRATE THEIR RELATIONSHIP 885 00:29:34,266 --> 00:29:38,900 BY BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE. 886 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:42,900 AT THIS TIME, OUR THOUGHTS GO OUT TO THOSE LOVED ONES 887 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,033 WHO ARE NO LONGER WITH US. 888 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,367 BETHENNY AND JASON WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT 889 00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:53,433 TO HONOR THE MEMORY OF JASON'S BELOVED BROTHER, BRIAN. 890 00:29:53,433 --> 00:29:57,533 WHILE BRIAN CANNOT BE WITH US IN BODY, 891 00:29:57,533 --> 00:30:00,734 I AM CERTAIN THAT HE IS HERE IN SPIRIT, 892 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:03,800 AND THAT HIS LOVE AND BLESSINGS 893 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,734 OVERLIGHT THIS CEREMONY 894 00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:08,667 AND THIS MARRIAGE. 895 00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:10,367 - YOU OKAY? 896 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:14,600 - JASON, DO YOU HAVE WORDS 897 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,266 YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO BETHENNY? 898 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,900 - YES. 899 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,900 I DIDN'T THINK THIS DAY WOULD HAPPEN FOR ME. 900 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:23,200 YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. 901 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,533 YOU MAKE ME SMILE. 902 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:25,767 YOU INSPIRE ME. 903 00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:27,734 YOU CHALLENGE ME. 904 00:30:27,734 --> 00:30:29,633 AND, YES, AT TIMES, YOU MAKE ME CRAZY. 905 00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:32,033 [laughter] 906 00:30:32,033 --> 00:30:34,200 BUT MOST OF ALL, YOU FILL MY HEART 907 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,967 WITH SO MUCH JOY, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE, 908 00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:40,600 AND I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER PERSON, 909 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,200 FOR A BETTER PARTNER TO GO THROUGH LIFE WITH. 910 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,266 YOU REALLY MAKE ME A BETTER--A BETTER MAN. 911 00:30:46,266 --> 00:30:48,800 FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE ALL AROUND US, 912 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,333 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU AND OUR BABY 913 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,100 WILL ALWAYS BE MY PRIORITY. 914 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,266 ALWAYS. 915 00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:59,066 I'M SO PROUD TO CALL YOU MY WIFE. 916 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,033 - I LOVE YOU. 917 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,900 - BETHENNY, DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS 918 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,500 YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO JASON? 919 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,633 - I DON'T NEED TO READ THEM. 920 00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:06,667 I CAN JUST SAY THEM. 921 00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:08,533 - OKAY. 922 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:12,834 - MY ENTIRE LIFE, I'VE BEEN RUNNING AWAY 923 00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:15,500 FROM THINGS AND THIS MOMENT, 924 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,700 AND I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT THAT YOU EXISTED. 925 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,467 I JUST DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS EXISTED, 926 00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:22,834 AND I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR YOU, 927 00:31:22,834 --> 00:31:26,033 AND YOU ASKED ME TO ALLOW YOU TO LOVE ME, 928 00:31:26,033 --> 00:31:27,367 AND I DO. 929 00:31:27,367 --> 00:31:31,967 AND THE SUM OF US IS GREATER THAN ITS PARTS. 930 00:31:31,967 --> 00:31:34,100 AND I WANT TO EMBRACE YOUR FAMILY 931 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,500 AND EMBRACE YOUR FRIENDS, 932 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,333 AND I WANT US TO BE A TEAM, 933 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,266 AND I WANT TO BE YOUR PARTNER 934 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:40,567 FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 935 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:43,700 AND I JUST THANK GOD FOR THAT NIGHT IN DA CLUB, 936 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,800 BECAUSE...[laughs] 937 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,467 BECAUSE DREAMS REALLY CAN COME TRUE. 938 00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:50,467 YOU ARE MY LIFE. I LOVE YOU. 939 00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:53,266 THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW. 940 00:31:53,266 --> 00:31:55,633 I'M LIVING IN IT, I'M FEELING IT, 941 00:31:55,633 --> 00:31:57,066 AND I'M THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 942 00:31:57,066 --> 00:31:58,367 I LOVE YOU. 943 00:31:58,367 --> 00:31:59,934 - I LOVE YOU TOO. CAN I KISS HER NOW? 944 00:31:59,934 --> 00:32:01,567 - NO, NO. 945 00:32:01,567 --> 00:32:02,834 [laughter] 946 00:32:02,834 --> 00:32:04,934 - I TRIED. 947 00:32:04,934 --> 00:32:06,367 I LOVE YOU, BABY. 948 00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:08,333 - I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN. - THANK YOU. 949 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:09,967 [laughter] 950 00:32:09,967 --> 00:32:11,900 - DO YOU, JASON, 951 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:15,567 TAKE BETHENNY AS YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE, 952 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,767 TO HAVE AND TO HOLD, 953 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:19,300 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, 954 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,000 FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE, 955 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,734 FOR RICHER, FOR POORER, 956 00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:25,533 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH? 957 00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:27,200 DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE, 958 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,133 HONOR, CHERISH, AND RESPECT HER, 959 00:32:31,133 --> 00:32:33,200 FORSAKING ALL OTHERS 960 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,967 AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 961 00:32:35,967 --> 00:32:37,967 - I DO. 962 00:32:37,967 --> 00:32:39,700 - DO YOU, BETHENNY, 963 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,900 CHOOSE JASON AS YOUR HUSBAND, 964 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:45,300 JOINING WITH HIM TODAY IN SPIRIT, 965 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:49,700 OFFERING YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND LOVING CARE? 966 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:52,300 DO YOU PROMISE TO HONOR HIS GROWTH AND FREEDOM, 967 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:53,967 AS WELL AS YOUR OWN, 968 00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:56,166 TO CHERISH AND RESPECT HIM, 969 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:59,100 LOVE AND PROTECT HIM, 970 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,934 IN TIMES OF CHALLENGE, 971 00:33:00,934 --> 00:33:03,266 AS WELL AS TIMES OF JOY? 972 00:33:03,266 --> 00:33:06,367 - I DO. 973 00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:10,467 - JASON, PLEASE PLACE THIS RING ON BETHENNY'S FINGER. 974 00:33:10,467 --> 00:33:12,066 - BETHENNY, WITH THIS RING, 975 00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:13,600 I GIVE YOU MY HEART. 976 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,633 I PROMISE FROM THIS DAY FORWARD 977 00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:17,767 YOU SHALL NOT WALK ALONE. 978 00:33:17,767 --> 00:33:19,166 MAY MY HEART BE YOUR SHELTER 979 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:22,967 AND MY ARMS BE YOUR HOME. 980 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,533 - JASON, WITH THIS RING, 981 00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:26,033 I GIVE YOU MY HEART. 982 00:33:26,033 --> 00:33:27,533 I PROMISE FROM THIS DAY FORWARD 983 00:33:27,533 --> 00:33:29,000 YOU SHALL NOT WALK ALONE. 984 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,567 MAY MY HEART BE YOUR SHELTER 985 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:34,400 AND MY ARMS BE YOUR HOME. 986 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,000 - BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME, 987 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,033 IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE 988 00:33:39,033 --> 00:33:42,500 TO PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 989 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,667 [cheers and applause] 990 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,867 - I LOVE YOU, BABY. 991 00:33:47,867 --> 00:33:50,433 - YOU MARRIED ME. - YOU'RE MY WIFE. 992 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:54,100 - THAT'S IT. - OH, IT'S OVER. 993 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,300 OKAY, FINE. OKAY. - YOU'RE MARRIED. 994 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,200 [cheers and applause] 995 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,266 - WHOO! 996 00:33:59,266 --> 00:34:01,233 - [laughs] 997 00:34:01,233 --> 00:34:04,000 - WHOO-HOO! - THANK YOU. 998 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,533 [applause] 999 00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:08,767 - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1000 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:10,934 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1001 00:34:10,934 --> 00:34:12,967 AND IT WAS SO NICE THAT THE BABY WAS WITH US. 1002 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,467 - ABSOLUTELY. - YOU KNOW? 1003 00:34:14,467 --> 00:34:15,600 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1004 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,967 WE HAVE OUR RINGS, BABY, LOOK. 1005 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:18,433 - OH, MY GOD. 1006 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,700 COMING UP... 1007 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:21,000 THIS CAKE IS ALL THAT I HAVE IN THIS WORLD 1008 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,367 BESIDES THIS MAN. 1009 00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,433 - IF THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE RED VELVET, YOU'RE-- 1010 00:34:24,433 --> 00:34:26,300 - I KNOW. 1011 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:33,967 - IF THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE RED VELVET, YOU'RE-- 1012 00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:39,800 - I WANT THE URNS ON THE CORNERS, 1013 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,200 NO VOTIVES ON THE EDGES. 1014 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,867 YOU GUYS, TRY TO STAY OFF THE DANCE FLOOR, PLEASE! 1015 00:34:43,867 --> 00:34:45,333 WE'RE GETTING IT CLEAN! 1016 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,567 THANK YOU! 1017 00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:49,500 - SHAWN HAS 45 MINUTES TO CHANGE THE ROOM OVER 1018 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:50,767 FROM CEREMONY TO RECEPTION, 1019 00:34:50,767 --> 00:34:53,266 WHICH MEANS 45 MINUTES UNTIL I GET TO GO IN 1020 00:34:53,266 --> 00:34:54,367 AND HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE. 1021 00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:55,767 - THE CAKE GOES ON THAT TABLE? 1022 00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:56,800 - YES, PLEASE. 1023 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,600 I'M GONNA BE FACE-DOWN IN THE POOL, 1024 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,767 DROWNING, IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE CAKE. 1025 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:05,100 I HOPE SHE LIKES THE CAKE. 1026 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,700 I MEAN, IT LOOKS FABULOUS, BUT... 1027 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,467 [cheers] 1028 00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:21,100 - HI. - WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 1029 00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:23,166 - HI! - HEY. 1030 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,333 - MAMA, YOU LOOK STUNNING! - HI! 1031 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,834 - OH, MY GOSH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE BETHENNY 1032 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,467 WITH HER BABY. - I KNOW. 1033 00:35:29,467 --> 00:35:31,400 IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. - I KNOW. 1034 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,800 - AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW 1035 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,200 WHETHER IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL. 1036 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,967 - NO. NO, 'CAUSE JASON DIDN'T WANT TO FIND OUT. 1037 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,133 - CAUSE JASON--JASON DIDN'T WANT TO FIND OUT. 1038 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:40,500 - AT LEAST YOU GOT MARRIED! - I KNOW. 1039 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,367 - THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. - REALLY? 1040 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:43,667 - THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1041 00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:45,100 - I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. - I LOVE YOU. 1042 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:46,533 - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 1043 00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:48,800 IT'S SUCH A SMALL GROUP. ISN'T IT NICE? 1044 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,867 LIKE IT'S INTIMATE. 1045 00:35:49,867 --> 00:35:51,633 - MRS. HOPPY! - HI! 1046 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:54,000 - I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU! 1047 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. 1048 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,333 - THANK YOU. DID YOU ENJOY IT? 1049 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,433 - MAY I CALL YOU MRS. HOPPY? 1050 00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:00,867 - THAT'S WHAT I CALLED HER. 1051 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:01,967 - UH, BEAUTIFUL. 1052 00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:03,734 - WE ARE THE MRS. HOPPYS. 1053 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,000 - I'M SO-- THE VOWS WERE BEAUTIFUL. 1054 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,633 - YOU LIKED IT? - ARE YOU KID--I CRIED. 1055 00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,100 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I KEPT CRYING AND CRYING. 1056 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:12,667 - I KEPT TRYING TO LIKE RUB TERI'S ARM AND KISS HER. 1057 00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:14,333 I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SO ROMANTIC." 1058 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,800 SHE'S LIKE, "GET THE [bleep] OFF ME. 1059 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,000 I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO HUMP ME." 1060 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,333 - EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' SOME TONIGHT. 1061 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:19,633 - YEAH, I KNOW. 1062 00:36:19,633 --> 00:36:21,266 - THIS DRESS IS GORGEOUS. - DO YOU LOVE IT? 1063 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,600 - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 1064 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,800 - YOU LOOK UNBELIEVABLE TOO. WOW. 1065 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,800 [romantic music] 1066 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,834 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1067 00:36:30,834 --> 00:36:32,233 - I ADDED THE BUBBLES. 1068 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,600 - OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS SO GREAT! 1069 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,066 IT LOOKS AWESOME. 1070 00:36:35,066 --> 00:36:37,233 LOOK AT MY CENTERPIECES AND LOOK AT THE TA-- 1071 00:36:37,233 --> 00:36:38,734 IT'S THE WAY I WANTED IT. 1072 00:36:38,734 --> 00:36:40,166 LOOK AT THE SILVER BALLS. 1073 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,533 - WE'RE GOIN' IN THE POOL. OH, YEAH, WE ARE. 1074 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,734 - NO ONE'S GOING IN THE POOL. 1075 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,033 - MY ANIMAL FRIENDS ARE GOING IN THE POOL. 1076 00:36:44,033 --> 00:36:45,467 - NO, JASON, I WANT SOMETHING RESPECTABLE. 1077 00:36:45,467 --> 00:36:46,433 I LOVE YOU, BUT NO ONE'S GOING IN THE POOL. 1078 00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:47,633 - WHY NOT? 1079 00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:49,567 - WE CAN BE GROWN-UPS ONE NIGHT OF OUR LIFE. 1080 00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:50,800 I PEED IN AN ICE BUCKET. 1081 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,133 - OH, THAT'S REALLY GROWN UP. 1082 00:36:52,133 --> 00:36:53,133 - I'M SAYING, I HAD TO. 1083 00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:55,400 NO BANANA-GANS, NO SHENANIGANS. 1084 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,767 NO ONE'S GOING IN THE POOL. 1085 00:36:56,767 --> 00:36:58,467 NO MONKEYS, NOTHING. 1086 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:00,600 NO, NO. 1087 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,233 - HI, BAND. 1088 00:37:02,233 --> 00:37:03,567 - HEY. 1089 00:37:03,567 --> 00:37:05,200 - SO YOU GUYS GO OUT THERE. 1090 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,367 I'M GONNA HOLD YOU GUYS BACK, OKAY? 1091 00:37:07,367 --> 00:37:08,834 I WANT TO START TO GET GUESTS IN HERE. 1092 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,233 - NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1093 00:37:12,233 --> 00:37:14,166 IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU 1094 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,700 YOUR BRIDE AND GROOM, 1095 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,100 MR. AND MRS. JASON HOPPY. 1096 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:23,066 [cheers and applause] 1097 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:27,233 - WE DID IT, MAMA. 1098 00:37:27,233 --> 00:37:28,300 - I KNOW. 1099 00:37:34,033 --> 00:37:37,033 [romantic music] 1100 00:37:37,033 --> 00:37:44,934 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1101 00:37:57,266 --> 00:38:00,266 [cheers and applause] 1102 00:38:14,266 --> 00:38:15,834 - I LOVE YOU. - AND I LOVE YOU. 1103 00:38:15,834 --> 00:38:23,867 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1104 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:38,567 [applause] 1105 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,533 [Bethenny laughs] 1106 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:41,967 [cheers and applause] 1107 00:38:41,967 --> 00:38:43,500 - AS ONE OF HER CLOSEST FRIENDS, 1108 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,200 I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR BETHENNY 1109 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,467 TO OPEN UP TO SOMEBODY. 1110 00:38:46,467 --> 00:38:49,567 AND THAT WAS UNTIL SHE MET YOU, JASON. 1111 00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:52,467 AND YOU'VE TOTALLY CHANGED HER LIFE, 1112 00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:54,800 AND THESE TWO PEOPLE HAVE JOINED TOGETHER 1113 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,400 TO BECOME THE PERFECT COUPLE. 1114 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,700 HERE'S TO BETHENNY AND JASON 1115 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:00,533 AND THE AMAZING LIFE THEY'RE ABOUT TO HAVE. 1116 00:39:00,533 --> 00:39:02,166 [cheers and applause] 1117 00:39:08,033 --> 00:39:09,633 - JASON, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE? 1118 00:39:09,633 --> 00:39:10,667 YOU WANT SIRLOIN OR DOVER? 1119 00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:12,700 OH, MY GOD. 1120 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:13,934 - THAT'S GOOD. 1121 00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:15,367 - THIS IS SO GOOD. 1122 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:21,533 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1123 00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,266 - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. - I LOVE YOU. 1124 00:39:23,266 --> 00:39:25,233 - GLAD I'M MARRIED. 1125 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:26,934 - NOW IT'S TIME TO HEAR FROM OUR BRIDE AND GROOM, 1126 00:39:26,934 --> 00:39:28,467 SO ONE MORE TIME, 1127 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,800 LET'S HEAR IT FOR BETHENNY AND JASON. 1128 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,300 [cheers and applause] 1129 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,867 - THANK YOU. 1130 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:35,934 - ALL I WANT TO SAY IS, 1131 00:39:35,934 --> 00:39:39,834 7 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT. HOW WE DOIN'? 1132 00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:42,767 [cheers and applause] 1133 00:39:42,767 --> 00:39:45,300 - LET'S CUT THE CAKE. 1134 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,567 THIS CAKE IS MY LIFE. 1135 00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:49,133 I CAN'T WEAR A NORMAL DRESS AND SUCK IT IN, 1136 00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:50,900 AND I CAN'T DRINK ALCOHOL. 1137 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:52,567 THIS CAKE IS ALL THAT I HAVE IN THIS WORLD, 1138 00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:53,600 BESIDES THIS MAN. 1139 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,500 SO LET'S CUT THE CAKE. 1140 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,100 - BETHENNY WHERE ARE THEY AT? - WHAT? 1141 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,367 - THE CLEAN UP? - WHAT IS HE SAYING? 1142 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,567 SIMON IS SO WASTED 1143 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,934 THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO OVER THERE 1144 00:40:04,934 --> 00:40:06,200 AND GIVE HIM CPR RIGHT NOW. 1145 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,233 SIMON! I LOVE YOU, THOUGH. 1146 00:40:08,233 --> 00:40:09,500 I LOVE THAT YOU MATCH THE CAKE. 1147 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:12,200 YOU DID FEEL OUT THE COLOR SCHEME. ALL RIGHT. 1148 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,700 - YOU WANT TO JUST DO THIS YOURSELF? 1149 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:14,800 - NO, WE'RE PART-- 1150 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,333 OH, RIGHT, YOU'RE PART OF THIS TOO. 1151 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,100 ALL RIGHT. THIS IS MY CAKE. [laughing] 1152 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,500 - THIS IS YOUR CAKE? 1153 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,633 IF THIS DOESN'T TASTE LIKE RED VELVET, YOU'RE-- 1154 00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:22,834 - I KNOW! 1155 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:24,033 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT? 1156 00:40:24,033 --> 00:40:25,400 - START HAND ON HAND RIGHT THERE. 1157 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,100 LET ME GET YOU A PLATE. 1158 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,100 - THIS IS THE CAKE. - YEAH. 1159 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,266 - OKAY. TAKE YOURS. 1160 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,633 - EACH OTHER. - HERE WE GO. 1161 00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:41,800 [laughs] 1162 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,467 - DID I GET IT? 1163 00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:45,467 - YEAH. 1164 00:40:45,467 --> 00:40:47,233 YAY! 1165 00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:48,967 - [laughing] - YAY! 1166 00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:51,200 - IT WAS THE DEFINING MOMENT, 1167 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,867 AND I WANT TO SCREAM FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS, 1168 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,834 "SHE LOVED THE CAKE!" 1169 00:40:54,834 --> 00:40:58,500 AND I KNEW MY JOB WAS DONE. 1170 00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:01,900 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S PARTY. - LET'S HAVE FUN. 1171 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:02,934 - COMING UP... 1172 00:41:02,934 --> 00:41:05,900 [dance music] 1173 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:10,066 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1174 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,400 - THERE YOU GO, MY DOLL. 1175 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,400 [dance music] 1176 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:28,367 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1177 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,767 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS HAPPENING. 1178 00:41:35,767 --> 00:41:37,633 MAYBE IT WAS THE CAKE OR SOMETHING WAS IN THE AIR, 1179 00:41:37,633 --> 00:41:39,433 BUT EVERYBODY WAS GOING BANANAS 1180 00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:40,500 ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 1181 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:48,000 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1182 00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:03,800 - YOU'VE NEVER HAD THIS HAPPEN BEFORE? 1183 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,533 I'M KIND OF LIKE NOT MAD, 1184 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:06,667 BUT I'M ACTING LIKE I AM, 1185 00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:08,200 BECAUSE I WANT TO ACT LIKE I'M FANCY. 1186 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,767 LIKE, "BY THE WAY, I JUST PEED IN A BUCKET. 1187 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:12,300 DON'T GO IN THE POOL! YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY." 1188 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,567 I JUST URINATED LIKE I WAS AT O.T.B., 1189 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,133 AND THEN THESE GUYS ARE IN THE POOL. 1190 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,900 I'M LIKE, "DARLING, YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY." 1191 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,233 STOP. 1192 00:42:19,233 --> 00:42:21,000 STOP. I'M THE BIGGEST ANIMAL AT MY WEDDING, 1193 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 BUT THEY'LL NEVER KNOW. 1194 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:28,200 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1195 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,400 - WHAT CAN I SAY? 1196 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,567 GUYS WILL BE GUYS. 1197 00:42:30,567 --> 00:42:33,000 - WHAT A CRAZY FUN NIGHT. 1198 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,867 THIS WAS SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE NIGHT. 1199 00:42:34,867 --> 00:42:37,000 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW INCREDIBLE IT FEELS 1200 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,934 TO FINALLY BE MRS. HOPPY. 1201 00:42:38,934 --> 00:42:41,333 I WAITED A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME FOR THIS, 1202 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:43,133 AND IT'S FINALLY HERE, 1203 00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:44,900 AND, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT. 1204 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,133 - YOU READY, MAMA? 1205 00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,834 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S POURING, ISN'T IT? 1206 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:50,200 - BYE. 1207 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,166 - HEY, HOLD ON. COME HERE, COME HERE. 1208 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,533 [grunts] 1209 00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:55,600 WHOO! 1210 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,834 - HOW WAS IT? HOW WAS IT! - AMAZING! 1211 00:42:57,834 --> 00:42:59,934 - JASON, HOW'D SHE LOOK AS A BRIDE? 1212 00:42:59,934 --> 00:43:01,200 - BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. 1213 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,467 - WHERE YOU GUYS GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON? 1214 00:43:03,467 --> 00:43:04,867 - ST. BARTS. 1215 00:43:04,867 --> 00:43:06,367 - YOU JUST TOLD EVERYBODY WHERE WE'RE GOING. 1216 00:43:06,367 --> 00:43:07,934 YOU JUST TOLD EVERYONE WHERE WE'RE GOING. 1217 00:43:07,934 --> 00:43:09,100 - DOESN'T MATTER. 1218 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,567 - BYE! THANK YOU! 1219 00:43:15,633 --> 00:43:17,433 [horn honking] 1220 00:43:17,433 --> 00:43:20,834 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 1221 00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:22,734 - NEXT ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 1222 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,266 - LET'S DO IT. ST. BARTS. - DO IT. 1223 00:43:25,266 --> 00:43:27,233 - YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW THAT? 1224 00:43:27,233 --> 00:43:29,100 - NO, I DON'T. I LOOK LIKE A PUFFY CREAMPUFF. 1225 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,233 - YOU GOT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER SINCE LAST NIGHT. 1226 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,266 - I KNOW. 1227 00:43:32,266 --> 00:43:33,300 - I HAD A GOAL. 1228 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,500 I WANTED TO NOT BE ABLE TO FIT 1229 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,867 ONTO THE PLANE ON THE WAY HOME. 1230 00:43:35,867 --> 00:43:37,700 WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR AN IGUANA RIGHT NOW? 1231 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,967 THIS ISN'T NORMAL. 1232 00:43:38,967 --> 00:43:40,834 - BECAUSE AN ANIMAL [bleep] IN OUR LIVING ROOM. 1233 00:43:40,834 --> 00:43:44,300 [claws clicking] - AAH! 1234 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,600 - DON'T CRY. 1235 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,500 - I LEFT EVERYTHING TO THE LAST MINUTE IN MY LIFE, 1236 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,600 AND NOW EVERYTHING'S LIKE ALL TOGETHER, 1237 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,266 AND WE'RE LIKE ON OUR HONEYMOON, 1238 00:43:51,266 --> 00:43:52,834 AND WE'RE HAVING A BABY IN TWO MONTHS. 1239 00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:55,100 - IT'S OKAY. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS TOGETHER. 1240 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,367 I DIDN'T MISS ONE VISIT, RIGHT? - NOT ONE. 1241 00:43:57,367 --> 00:43:59,767 - GONNA BE A GREAT DAD, HUH? SMART ONE. 1242 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:00,734 - IT HAS MY BRAIN. 1243 00:44:00,734 --> 00:44:02,100 [laughing] 1244 00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:04,066 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 1245 00:44:04,066 --> 00:44:05,800 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.