1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,633 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 2 00:00:04,633 --> 00:00:06,567 - [photographers shouting] - THANK YOU. 3 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:08,100 - WHOO! 4 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,934 - CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING MARRIED HERE. 5 00:00:09,934 --> 00:00:11,233 - TODAY'S YOUR DAY. - WOW. 6 00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:13,233 - AND TODAY, YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT. 7 00:00:13,233 --> 00:00:15,333 - IT'S 38 YEARS WITH YOU. 8 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:17,500 - THANK YOU. - WE'RE GAINING A DAUGHTER. 9 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,467 [photographers shouting] 10 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:20,800 - THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 11 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,233 - YEP. I'M GONNA READJUST YOU. 12 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:23,734 - [exhales] 13 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:27,066 [soft music] 14 00:00:27,066 --> 00:00:28,567 - WOW. 15 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:29,700 ♪♪ ♪♪ 16 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,967 - DO YOU, JASON, 17 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:34,734 TAKE BETHENNY AS YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE? 18 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:36,066 - I DO. 19 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:37,400 - DO YOU, BETHENNY, 20 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,967 CHOOSE JASON AS YOUR HUSBAND? 21 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:41,433 - I DO. 22 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:43,266 - IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE 23 00:00:43,266 --> 00:00:46,734 TO PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 24 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:49,533 [applause] 25 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:51,300 - WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON? 26 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,734 - ST. BARTS. - SHH. YOU JUST TOLD EVERYBODY 27 00:00:52,734 --> 00:00:54,200 WE'RE GOING! 28 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,633 [upbeat tropical music] 29 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:13,567 ♪♪ ♪♪ 30 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:17,333 - ST. BARTS! - THAT'S SO EXCITING. 31 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:18,934 GIVE ME KISSES. 32 00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:21,667 - ARE YOU EXCITED? - I'M SO EXCITED. 33 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,300 - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. IT'S SO SWEET. 34 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,133 - HOW COME I'M YOUR LITTLE SHERPA, BY THE WAY? 35 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:27,300 - 'CAUSE MAMA'S VERY-- - I CARRY EVERYTHING. 36 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,467 - I LEFT THE WEDDING, AND I'M A CHIPMUNK NOW. 37 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:30,700 IT'S LIKE NOW I'M PREGNANT. 38 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,734 I'M TRYING TO BE THE HONEYMOON TROUPER, 39 00:01:32,734 --> 00:01:34,900 THE SEXY NEW BRIDE. 40 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,533 BUT I'M A DISASTER. 41 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:38,533 - THIS IS US? - YEAH. 42 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,467 STYLIN' AND PROFILING. - NICE! 43 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,967 I GOT MY PURSE? HOLD ON. 44 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:43,967 - I FEEL LIKE A BIG BEAST. 45 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,767 LIKE A SWOLLEN BEAST. - I THINK YOU GOT BIGGER 46 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:47,300 SINCE LAST NIGHT. 47 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,967 - JASON, I'M LIKE AN ELEPHANT NOW. 48 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:51,133 SOMETHING HAPPENED SINCE THE WEDDING. UGH. 49 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:52,934 - I THINK I'M GONNA LOVE IT HERE, BABY. 50 00:01:52,934 --> 00:01:54,400 - YEAH? - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 51 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,333 - YOU GONNA-- EATIN' YOUR WORDS? 52 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,867 - I'M EATIN' MY WORDS. - IT'S OKAY. 53 00:01:58,867 --> 00:02:01,867 YOU'RE GONNA EAT THE WORDS, I'LL EAT ALL THE FOOD. 54 00:02:01,867 --> 00:02:03,266 - WHAT? YOU'LL EAT EVERYTHING ELSE? 55 00:02:03,266 --> 00:02:04,467 - YEAH, EXACTLY. 56 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:06,266 YOU CAN EAT YOUR WORDS. I'LL EAT YOU. 57 00:02:06,266 --> 00:02:08,333 LET'S DO IT. ST. BARTS! 58 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,400 - DO IT! 59 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,600 - INCREDIBLE. 60 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,834 - I'VE BEEN TO ST. BARTS A FEW TIMES, 61 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:19,900 AND I REALLY DID FALL IN LOVE WITH IT. 62 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,500 AND IT'S JASON'S FIRST TIME HERE, 63 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:23,100 SO I REALLY WANT HIM TO FALL IN LOVE WITH IT 64 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,433 JUST AS MUCH AS I DID. 65 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:26,600 NOW I WANT IT TO BE OUR SPECIAL PLACE. 66 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,000 I MEAN, EVERYONE SPEAKS FRENCH. 67 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,433 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN EUROPE. IT'S AMAZING. 68 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:32,400 LOOK, LOOK. JUST CAREFUL, NO CRASHING. 69 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,767 - I TELL YOU WHAT-- THIS SUN IS HOT. 70 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:34,967 - I KNOW. - STRONG. 71 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:36,433 - I KNOW. MARTIN'S BOILING. 72 00:02:36,433 --> 00:02:38,433 - MARTIN'S BOILING? - YEAH. WE LOVE HIM. 73 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:40,700 HE WAS A GOOD PURCHASE FOR ST. BARTS. 74 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:42,433 WE LOVE HIM. 75 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:44,633 HE'LL BE GOOD FOR-- - IS THAT FOR THE BABY, OR... 76 00:02:44,633 --> 00:02:46,533 - IT'S FOR THE BABY AND THE MOMMY, AND WE LOVE HIM. 77 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,867 HE'LL BE A MEMORABILIA FROM THE TRIP. 78 00:02:48,867 --> 00:02:50,867 OHH! 79 00:02:50,867 --> 00:02:52,867 - OH, WOW. 80 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,200 WE MADE IT, BABY. - I'M SO EXCIT-- 81 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,367 OH, MY GOD, IT'S HOT! 82 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:58,000 - I WANNA GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES. 83 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,467 - BONJOUR. - BONJOUR. 84 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:01,967 WELCOME TO THE GUANAHANI. CONGRATULATIONS. 85 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:03,533 - THANK YOU. - MERCI. 86 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:06,400 - SO YOU KNOW WE HAVE LA VILLA WITH THE BUTLER SERVICE, 87 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,233 SO THEY WILL REALLY TAKE CARE OF YOU. 88 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:11,934 THEY ARE HERE FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR STAY UNFORGETTABLE. 89 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:13,033 ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S SEE YOUR SUITE. 90 00:03:13,033 --> 00:03:15,900 - SURE. - ALL RIGHT. 91 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,700 SO THIS IS MY LITTLE CAR. 92 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,834 SO PLEASE COME ON BOARD. 93 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:21,734 I'M GONNA DRIVE YOU DOWN. 94 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,834 - YOU GOT YOUR PURSE? - YEAH, I GOT MY PURSE. 95 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,300 - SO LET'S GO. 96 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,700 - I'M SO HAPPY YOU GET TO RELAX, YOU KNOW? 97 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:28,967 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 98 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:30,400 - THE WEATHER'S LIKE THIS EVERY DAY? 99 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,934 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT! 100 00:03:31,934 --> 00:03:34,200 SO HERE, THIS IS LA VILLA. 101 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,967 - MERCI. - MY PLEASURE. 102 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:38,300 - ENCHANTE. - BYE-BYE. ENJOY. 103 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:43,834 - OH, MY GOD! - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 104 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:47,900 - AH...HA HA HA! 105 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,567 YAY! - WOW. 106 00:03:49,567 --> 00:03:52,667 - OH, LOOK AT THIS. - LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 107 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,467 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 108 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:57,500 OH, MY GOD. 109 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,433 LOOK AT THIS TUB. 110 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:01,200 WE'RE GOIN' IN. 111 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,100 HE'S SO HAPPY. - WE'RE GONNA BATH BEADS 112 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,633 AND EVERYTHING, HUH? 113 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:06,467 - I WANNA GET STARTED. I WANNA GET OFF MY SHOES. 114 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:09,700 OH, MY FEET HURT. - THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 115 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,367 DID YOU SEE THIS POOL? - YEAH. 116 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:13,700 - WHEN I SAW THE POOL IN OUR ROOM 117 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,834 AND THE PRIVACY WE HAD, 118 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:16,500 LIKE, LET'S GET THE CLOTHES OFF 119 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,100 AND LET'S GET RIGHT IN THE POOL. 120 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,967 COME ON, MAMA. LET'S GET IN THERE. 121 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:22,667 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT! 122 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,033 - MY BROWN-- 123 00:04:33,033 --> 00:04:34,467 - THOSE ARE LIKE FLOTATION DEVICES. 124 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:36,200 OH, MY GOD! - I KNOW, LIKE WRAPS! 125 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,734 - I'M COMIN' TO GET YOU. 126 00:04:38,734 --> 00:04:40,066 - I MEAN, IT JUST ISN'T THE WAY 127 00:04:40,066 --> 00:04:41,333 THAT I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE PICTURED IT. 128 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,667 I WANTED TO BE LIKE MY HOT ROCKIN' SELF. 129 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:46,800 - TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. IT'S OUR PRIVATE POOL. 130 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,000 - AND IT WAS LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY FAT ON A WALL... 131 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,567 - [laughing] 132 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:53,934 BABY, WE CAN MAKE LOVE IN THE POOL. 133 00:04:53,934 --> 00:04:55,200 - I KNOW. 134 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,767 - YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 135 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:58,300 YOU KNOW THAT? - NO, I DON'T. 136 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:01,033 - YOU GOT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER SINCE LAST NIGHT. 137 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,333 - I KNOW, I GOT PUFFY. 138 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,800 IT'S LIKE GOD LET ME HAVE A WEDDING 139 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,033 AND THEN PUFFED ME UP TODAY. 140 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:06,600 - YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 141 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,133 - I RIPPED MY PANTS TOO. - YOU RIPPED YOUR PANTS? 142 00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:10,533 - YEAH. THE SWOLLEN ASS. 143 00:05:10,533 --> 00:05:12,467 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M A MARRIED MAN. 144 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,266 YOU LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR DRESS. 145 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:19,000 - THANK YOU. - WHEN THOSE DOORS OPENED, 146 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,133 HONESTLY, YOU TOOK MY BREATH AWAY. 147 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:23,533 - IT WAS THE BEST WEDDING I'VE EVER BEEN TO, 148 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:24,734 NOT BECAUSE IT'S OURS-- 149 00:05:24,734 --> 00:05:26,300 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. 150 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,867 - IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. - AND IT FELT LIKE 151 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:30,033 EVERYTHING I WANTED I GOT. IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. 152 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:32,667 - I LOVED IT. - LOVE...THIS. 153 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,000 - BABY, THEY HAVE NAKED BEACHES HERE? 154 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,166 - YOU WANNA GET YOUR BELLS BURNT? 155 00:05:38,066 --> 00:05:40,266 WAIT. THERE'S A BIG IGUANA. 156 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:42,266 - WE HAVE A PET IGUANA. - IT'S A GIANT IGUANA. 157 00:05:42,266 --> 00:05:44,533 - OH, MY GOD. - WHAT ARE WE GONNA NAME HIM? 158 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:46,266 - IGGY. - HOW 'BOUT IGGY THE IGUANA? 159 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:47,900 - IGGY THE IGUA-- [laughs] 160 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,800 - SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MISS COOKIE, WE HAVE IGGY. 161 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,166 - COME ON IN. 162 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:54,100 YOU WANNA GO HIT THE BEACH? - YEAH. LET'S DO IT. 163 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,000 I WANNA SEE YOUR TUSHY. 164 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,266 - NO-- - OH HO HO HO! 165 00:05:58,266 --> 00:05:59,600 [laughing] 166 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,166 LET ME SEE YOUR TUSHY. EXCELLENT. 167 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,633 LET'S GO RIGHT HERE. 168 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:16,333 - YEAH. 169 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:17,700 - LET ME SEE THE BELLY. 170 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,400 HA HA HA! 171 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,600 LET ME SEE THE PROFILE. 172 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,367 MAMA, THAT LOOKS SEXY. - [laughing] 173 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:25,166 - YOU LOOK WILD. - HA HA HA! 174 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:26,867 LIKE A WILD WILDEBEEST. 175 00:06:26,867 --> 00:06:28,200 - LIKE A--RIGHT. 176 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,967 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A WILDEBEEST IS, 177 00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:32,867 BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW. 178 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:37,800 - LET'S SIT FOR A MINUTE, LET THE LOTION SOAK IN. 179 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,934 YOU DON'T HAVE ANKLES. 180 00:06:38,934 --> 00:06:40,100 - GROSS. 181 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,166 MY DISGUSTING, SWOLLEN CANKLES. 182 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:45,967 I REALLY FEEL LIKE A PIG THAT NEEDS TO BE ROASTED 183 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:47,266 ON THE BEACH AT A LUAU. 184 00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:49,166 - THIS WASN'T WHAT I WAS EXPECTING 185 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:52,567 OUT OF A HONEYMOON WITH THOSE CANKLES AND THAT BELLY... 186 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:56,467 - I ALWAYS SAY...THE ANKLES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE ASS. 187 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,233 [both laughing] 188 00:06:58,233 --> 00:06:59,934 - REALLY? - YEAH. 189 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:01,767 WHENEVER YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS WITH FAT ANKLES... 190 00:07:01,767 --> 00:07:03,266 - YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A BIG ASS? 191 00:07:03,266 --> 00:07:04,967 - LOOK AT THE TOES, THOUGH. LOOK AT THOSE THINGS. 192 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,867 SAY WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, PLEASE. 193 00:07:07,867 --> 00:07:09,934 - SAUSAGE LINKS. - [laughing] 194 00:07:09,934 --> 00:07:11,934 I'LL LET YOU SUCK MY TOES LATER IF YOU WANT. 195 00:07:11,934 --> 00:07:14,734 - YEAH, THAT LOOKS SO SEXY. - WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE? 196 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:16,100 - ARE THEY GONNA GO AWAY, OR WHAT? 197 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,433 - I DON'T KNOW. - YOU READY, MAMA? 198 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:20,433 - THIS IS HOW YOU MOVE. 199 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:22,834 - STOP. I DO NOT. - YEAH, YOU DO. 200 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:26,266 - NO, I DON'T. - COME ON, MAMA. 201 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,133 COME ON, SIT RIGHT HERE WITH ME. 202 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:32,133 - OH, GREAT, NOW I HAVE LIKE-- 203 00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:33,867 THAT WAS LIKE PREGNANT PORN. - [laughing] 204 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:36,433 - WHAT IS GOING ON? ARE THESE SEE-THROUGH? 205 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,000 I WOULD KILL SOMEONE. - NO. 206 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:46,600 HAPPY HONEYMOON, BABY. - HAPPY HONEYMOON. 207 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,834 IT'S OUR ONE-DAY ANNIVERSARY. 208 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:50,934 - OUR ONE-DAY ANNIVERSARY? - YEAH. 209 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:53,800 - HOLD ON. LET ME SEE. OH. 210 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,367 IT'S A PERFECT BIKINI. 211 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:57,900 - IT'S A PERFECT PREGNANT BIKINI, IT'S TRUE, 212 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:00,567 'CAUSE IT COVERS THAT WHOLE LINE AND THE OUTIE. 213 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,700 IT'S GENI--YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT. 214 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,100 THIS IS GENIUS! 215 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,133 THIS IS LIKE THE PERFECT PREGNANT BIKINI. 216 00:08:06,133 --> 00:08:07,767 THIS IS THE BAD PART. 217 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:11,133 - I LOVE YOU, MRS. HOPPY. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 218 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:36,300 - SO TIRED FROM THE BEACH. - IT'S AWESOME. 219 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,500 ONCE I GET THE SHELLS OUT... 220 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:43,166 - OH, MAN. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 221 00:08:43,166 --> 00:08:44,867 I THINK AN ANIMAL WAS IN HERE. 222 00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:46,200 - IS THAT THE IGUANA? WHAT IS THAT? 223 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,600 - I DON'T KNOW. 224 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,700 - EH... - WE LEFT A DOOR OPEN. 225 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,633 - [gags] I'M GONNA-- [gagging] 226 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,000 IT'S LIKE BILE! 227 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,166 - [laughing] I THINK IT'S THE IGUANA. 228 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:58,066 BUT THAT MEANS THE IGUANA'S IN HERE. 229 00:08:58,066 --> 00:09:00,200 BABY... THAT'S GONNA CREEP ME OUT. 230 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,066 I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITHOUT FINDING THIS IGUANA. 231 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,467 - [laughing] WHY? 232 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,300 - IGGY IS IN OUR LIVING ROOM. - I DON'T LIKE THAT. 233 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,767 - GET ME SOME PAPERS. I'LL CLEAN IT UP. 234 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:10,333 - [shrieking] EEW! YOU'RE NOT CLEANING THAT UP! 235 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,433 - YEAH, WELL-- - NO, YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING IT! 236 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:14,133 WE'RE CALLING. WE'LL CALL THE FRONT DESK! 237 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:15,934 - YOU THINK IT WAS THE TURTLE? 238 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:17,433 - TURTLE CAN'T [bleep] THAT BIG. 239 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,066 - [laughing] NASTY. 240 00:09:19,066 --> 00:09:20,633 NO--PAPERS. I WANNA SCOOP IT UP. 241 00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:22,166 - IF YOU GET IGUANA DOODY ON YOUR HANDS, 242 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,600 I WILL NEVER TOUCH YOU AGAIN! 243 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,333 - I'M NOT GONNA GET IGUANA-- - YES, YOU WILL! 244 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,967 USE THIS! [yells indistinctly] 245 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,934 AAH! [whimpers] 246 00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:31,800 WHY ARE YOU CLEANING UP IGUANA [bleep]? 247 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,800 ON YOUR HONEYMOON? 248 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,500 - BECAUSE WE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. IT'S OUR FAULT. 249 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,400 - IT'S OUR FAULT THAT THERE'S A TYRANNOSAURUS REX 250 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,500 IN THE BACKYARD [bleeping] IN OUR LIVING ROOM? 251 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,700 IT'S OUR FAULT. - BABY, THROW THIS OUT. 252 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,166 BABY, HERE. - JASON, GET AWAY FROM ME. 253 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:47,734 I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY. I'M PREGNANT. 254 00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:49,433 I'M GONNA THROW UP! - BABY, GO IN THE BEDROOM 255 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:50,967 AND LOOK UNDER THINGS. - I DON'T KNOW WHERE 256 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,433 THE SPOT WAS, AND I DON'T WANNA WALK ON IT. 257 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,767 - SECRETLY, I'M HAPPY FOR IGGY. 258 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,567 THAT WAS... QUITE A DUMP. 259 00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:58,533 [both laughing] - I'M JEALOUS! 260 00:09:58,533 --> 00:10:01,166 THAT WAS, LIKE, GAG-ALICIOUS. 261 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:04,233 YOU THINK HE'S JUST CHILLING IN HERE? 262 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,800 - UH, COULD BE. 263 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,000 - WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, JASON? 264 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,567 WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR AN IGUANA RIGHT NOW? 265 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,033 THIS ISN'T NORMAL. 266 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:13,166 - BECAUSE AN ANIMAL [bleep] IN OUR LIVING ROOM. 267 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,834 [clattering] - AAH! 268 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:16,500 IT'S JUST THE WAX. IT'S JUST THE WAX. 269 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,667 - [laughing] OH, MY GOD! - [laughing] IT'S JUST THE WAX. 270 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,734 IT'S JUST THE WAX. SORRY. HE'S NOT IN THE CLOSET. 271 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:22,967 SO HE MIGHT BE...JUST GONE. 272 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:26,867 MAYBE HE WENT BACK OUTSIDE. - I HOPE HE WENT BACK OUTSIDE. 273 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,800 KEEP LOOKING FOR IGGY. - THIS IS DISGUSTING. 274 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,300 - I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE POOP. 275 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:34,166 - JUST PUT IT IN THE-- WHY ARE YOU FONDLING THE POOP? 276 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,834 JUST STICK IT OUT IN THE YARD SOMEWHERE! 277 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:37,200 - I'M TRYING TO. 278 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,734 - WHERE DO YOU THINK THE IGUANA [bleep]? 279 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:40,734 PUT IT IN THE DIRT, AND THEY'LL DEAL WITH IT TOMORROW. 280 00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:42,133 - I'M NOT GONNA PUT PAPER IN THE... 281 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:44,200 - LET ME GIVE YOU A PLASTIC BAG. 282 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,900 - I'M GONNA GIVE IGGY A HIGH-FIVE TOMORROW. 283 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,367 THAT WAS SOME POOP. 284 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:49,433 [both laughing] 285 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,533 - COMING UP... 286 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,300 I JUST DON'T WANNA BE ON THE BEACH 287 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,500 LOOKING LIKE A CHIA PET. DO IT LIKE A MAN, THOUGH. 288 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,500 GO. 289 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,800 - LET'S GO GET READY. 290 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,934 - NO, HOLD ON, I HAVE TO WAX. - CAN I DO IT? 291 00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:12,300 - YOU WANNA DO IT? - [laughs] YEAH. 292 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,266 - ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. - WHAT DO I DO? 293 00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:17,600 LET'S PUT THOSE FEET UP SO THE SWELLING GOES DOWN. 294 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,533 - WE CAN WAX YOUR BALLS IF WE HAVE TIME. 295 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,500 JUST KIDDING. 296 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,900 - I WONDER IF THAT WOULD BE PAINFUL. 297 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,600 - I KNOW. I JUST DON'T WANNA BE ON THE BEACH 298 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,934 LOOKING LIKE A CHIA PET. 299 00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:27,467 - LIKE DOWN TO HERE? - I DON'T KNOW. 300 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:30,100 YOU'RE THE ONE LOOKING AT IT. YOU TOLD ME I HAD A HAIRY BELLY. 301 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,166 - OH, HOW COOL IS THAT? - IT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT... 302 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,233 SETTLE. 303 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,533 - CCHH! 304 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,867 - YEAH. - THIS IS SO COOL. 305 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:39,233 CAN WE WAX OTHER THINGS TOO? - WE CAN WAX EVERYTHING. 306 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:40,400 - YOU READY? - YEAH. 307 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,100 - GET--DO IT LIKE A MAN, THOUGH. 308 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,700 - [laughing] 309 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:44,700 - GO. 310 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:45,967 YES! 311 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:47,166 - GOD, THEY'RE BLACK! - I KNOW! 312 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,700 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 313 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,533 I-I'M GROSS! I TOLD YOU THAT. 314 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,200 YOU DECIDED TO MARRY ME. I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 315 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,967 I NEVER THOUGHT ON A HONEYMOON 316 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,400 THAT I'D BE BATTLING WITH THE SIDE EFFECTS 317 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,500 OF PREGNANCY. 318 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,867 THE CANKLES, THE SWOLLEN FACE. 319 00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:01,000 THE HAIRY BELLY-- 320 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,367 JUST A...DISASTER. 321 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,834 - WHY DO YOU GROW HAIR WHEN YOU GET PREGNANT LIKE THAT? 322 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:08,600 - JASON, ASK GOD. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE? 323 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,266 I-I-I DON'T KNOW. 324 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:13,600 - LOOK AT--LOOK AT-- MARTIN EVEN TURNS AWAY. 325 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,767 - THANK YOU. 326 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,166 - BONJOUR. - BONJOUR. 327 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,000 - BONJOUR. - IS IT FOR LUNCH? YES? 328 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,166 JUST-- YOU HAVE A RESERVATION? 329 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,333 - UH...MRS. HOPPY. 330 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,700 MR. AND MRS. HOPPY. - HA HA! I LIKE HOW THAT SOUNDS. 331 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,433 - I THINK I'M GONNA GO WITH IT. MERCI. 332 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,834 - MERCI. 333 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,900 WHAT ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR? - EVERYTHING. 334 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:46,133 - I CAN'T GET-- LIKE EVERYTHING'S SWOLLEN NOW. 335 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,533 I CAN'T GET ANYTHING OFF. OR ON. 336 00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,367 LIKE SERIOUSLY-- - ARE YOUR FEET-- 337 00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:52,166 YOUR HANDS AREN'T AS BAD AS YOUR FEET, THOUGH. 338 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,100 - NO. THEY'RE NOT WEBBED. 339 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:57,133 [laughing] 340 00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,734 - I LOVE YOU, MRS. HOPPY. 341 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,600 - I LOVE YOU, MR. HOPPY. AM I MRS. HOPPY NOW? 342 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,900 ARE WE DOING THAT? WHEN DO I DO IT, 343 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,433 AND WHEN DO I NOT? - THIS IS SO GOOD. 344 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,967 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHEN DO YOU DO IT? 345 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,633 WHEN YOU'RE AT THE CLUB, YOU DON'T DO IT. 346 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,834 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHEN DO YOU DO IT OR WHEN DO YOU NOT? 347 00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,867 - NO, I MEAN FOR WORK AND STUFF I'LL BE FRANKEL-HOPPY 348 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,767 OR JUST FRANKEL? - WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 349 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:15,033 - I AM BETHANNY FRANKEL. THAT'S WHO I AM. 350 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:18,066 SO...TO BE BETHANNY HOPPY... I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:20,233 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M THERE YET. 352 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,633 I THINK HE'D LIKE TO REALLY 353 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:25,000 FEEL LIKE HE TOOK SOME OWNERSHIP OF SOMETHING 354 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,934 AND THAT HE OWNS ME LIKE A SLAVE. 355 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,300 I MEAN, I LOVE IT 'CAUSE IT'S YOUR NAME-- 356 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,100 - WELL, DO YOU LIKE HOW IT SOUNDS OR NOT? 357 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,533 - I LIKE B. HOPPY. 358 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,333 LIKE BE HAPPY, DON'T WORRY, B. HOPPY. 359 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,066 - OH, THANKS. I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE. 360 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,567 - ALL RIGHT. CHECK. 361 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,066 [Jason laughing] 362 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:42,834 HA HA HA. CHECK, PLEASE. 363 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,300 [both laughing] 364 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:50,433 [child crying] 365 00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:52,633 - OH, THE CRYING? 366 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,900 - THAT'S GONNA BE US. - LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD. 367 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,667 - NO. - YOU READY FOR THAT? 368 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,266 THE WHINING--"MOMMY, I WANT THIS, I WANT THAT." 369 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:01,266 - I LIKE THE WORD MOMMY. I WANNA HEAR THE WORD MOMMY. 370 00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,600 - YEAH? - I DO. 371 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,266 I'M GONNA BE SOMEONE'S MOMMY. 372 00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:05,900 HOW INSANE IS THAT? 373 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,633 TRUTHFULLY, IT'S SO EXCITING, 374 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,700 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A MOMMY. 375 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,266 WHEN DO THEY TALK AND WALK? WHEN DOES ALL THAT HAPPEN? 376 00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:14,133 - I THINK MAYBE AROUND ONE. 377 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,800 - THAT SOON? - YEAH. 378 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,934 - WHAT HAPPEN-- WALKING FIRST? 379 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,800 - I WOULD THINK WALKING FIRST, THEN TALKING. 380 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,066 - OKAY. - NO? 381 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:23,100 - I--MAYBE--IT'S NOT AROUND THE SAME TIME? 382 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,567 WHEN DOES LIKE POTTY TRAINING HAPPEN? 383 00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:26,600 - OH, WAY AFTER THAT. 384 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,200 - YEAH? LIKE YEARS LATER? 385 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,734 - TWO, THREE--NO? 386 00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:31,300 YOU BABYSAT BEFORE, RIGHT? 387 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,600 - NO. - NEVER? 388 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,900 - NO. HAVE YOU? 389 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,166 - LIKE FOR TWO HOURS, AND I WAS EXHAUSTED. 390 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,200 BUT I NEVER CHANGED A DIAPER. - I NEVER CHANGED A DIAPER. 391 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,533 - OH, MY GOD. [laughing] 392 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,133 - THE [bleep] ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN. 393 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,734 - OH, WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT WE'RE GETTING OURSELVES INTO. 394 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:49,166 I KNEW BETHENNY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH BABIES, 395 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:52,233 BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW UTTERLY CLUELESS SHE IS. 396 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:55,333 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME PARENTING BOOKS. 397 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,500 SOMETHING. WE HAVE NO EXPERIENCE. 398 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,734 SO AT THE HOSPITAL, 399 00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,500 THEY JUST SEND US HOME WITH THIS LITTLE BABY? 400 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,934 - YEAH. THE BABY NURSE MEETS US AT THE HOUSE TOO. 401 00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,567 SHE STARTS US OFF. 402 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:06,400 - SHE DOESN'T COME TO THE HOSPITAL WITH US? 403 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,734 - NO, SHE'S NOT GIVING BIRTH TO THE BABY. 404 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,934 THAT'S GONNA BE MY JOB. - WHY DOES THAT MATTER? 405 00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:14,066 YOU SEE ALL THE LITTLE KIDS' SHOVELS AND ALL THAT STUFF? 406 00:15:14,066 --> 00:15:15,867 - I LIKE IT. - IT'S CUTE, RIGHT? 407 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:18,166 - I KNOW. THEY'RE JUST LITTLE CUTE LITTLE BABIES. 408 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,500 - FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE STUFF, 409 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,900 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH [bleep]... - STOP. 410 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,233 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE AROUND THE APARTMENT? 411 00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:23,900 - NO. WE'RE GONNA ORGANIZE IT. 412 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,533 - BUT YOU'RE GONNA LET THE BABY PLAY, RIGHT? 413 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,800 - NO. THE BABY'S GONNA BE THE BOY IN THE BUBBLE. 414 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,400 - [laughing] 415 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:39,000 - I'M GONNA TAKE MINE OFF TOO. - SO I HAVE A SURPRISE. 416 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,433 - FOR ME? - YEAH. 417 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,100 - OR FOR US? - WELL, BECAUSE JUST 'CAUSE 418 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,233 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 419 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:47,834 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - NO, IT'S A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 420 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,667 - OKAY. - 'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING 421 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,467 MANY PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE HANDICAPPED. 422 00:15:52,467 --> 00:16:00,934 I WAS KINDA LIKE A DUD. I MEAN... 423 00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:02,700 CAN'T EVEN JUMP INTO MY POOL NAKED 424 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,233 WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE AN ANIMAL. 425 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:05,600 LIKE--CAN'T DO MUCH. 426 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,333 BUT I DON'T NEED TO DRAG THE WHOLE TEAM DOWN. 427 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,266 I GOT YOU A WINDSURFING LESSON. 428 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,400 - REALLY? - YEAH. 429 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,767 - AWESOME. - ARE YOU EXCITED? 430 00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,767 YOU ACTUALLY SAID THE OTHER DAY YOU WANTED TO WINDSURF. 431 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,533 - IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD DAY FOR IT, RIGHT? 432 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,834 - YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE WINDY. 433 00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:24,266 - YAY. 434 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:26,233 AAH! 435 00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:27,667 COME ON! 436 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,700 PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP! 437 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,734 YAY! [laughing] 438 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,633 NO! 439 00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:38,800 HELLO. 440 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,166 HOW CUTE ARE THESE LITTLE GIRLS? 441 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,233 I WANT A LITTLE GIRL. 442 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,867 OH, SHE'S CHASING A LITTLE BUTTERFLY--HOW CUTE IS THAT? 443 00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:54,433 OH, MY GOD! 444 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:06,734 [chuckling] AW... 445 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:14,333 WHEN I SAW THE FAMILY WITH THE TWO LITTLE GIRLS, 446 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,200 I-I JUST-- I GOT REALLY EMOTIONAL. 447 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,800 IT WAS HAPPINESS AND EMOTION. IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR. 448 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:23,166 I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST TOOK ME OVER. 449 00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:42,333 - OKAY. VERY WELL. 450 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,667 THIS ONE... EXCELLENT. 451 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,033 - THANKS, BABY. THAT WAS AWESOME. 452 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,934 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - IT WAS SUCH A GOOD SURPRISE. 453 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,367 - YOU WERE OUT THERE A WHILE. IS IT A WORKOUT? 454 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,867 - [laughs] YEAH. I'M TIRED. - REALLY? 455 00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:53,734 THERE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRL YOU'VE EVER SEEN, 456 00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,333 LIKE A LITTLE TINY LITTLE TUSHY GIRL. 457 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,500 - REALLY? - YEAH. JUST THE CUTEST. 458 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,800 - YOU GETTIN' READY? - YEAH. 459 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,934 - WHAT'S WRONG? - NO, NOTHING. I-- 460 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:03,266 NOTHING, NOTHING. - OKAY. 461 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:07,133 - I JUST GOT A LITTLE SAD. - WHY? 462 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,700 - I DON'T KNOW, 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE 463 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,433 NOTHING'S GONNA BE THE SAME ANYMORE 464 00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:12,667 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A KID, AND EVERYTHING'S CHANGING. 465 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,333 I'M NERVOUS. - COME HERE, BABY. 466 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,066 COME SIT WITH ME. 467 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,233 - GOT EMOTIONAL WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT THESE LITTLE GIRLS. 468 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,700 JUST SEEMS SO... - COME. 469 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,800 - IT SEEMS SO NICE. I'M NERVOUS. 470 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,200 - WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS? 471 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,033 - JUST 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE SO DIFFERENT. 472 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,400 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T TAKE ANY TIME FOR OURSELVES. 473 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,133 THIS IS OUR ONLY TIME WE'RE EVER GONNA HAVE. 474 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,567 - IT'S OKAY. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS TOGETHER. 475 00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,100 - NO, I KNOW, AND I JUST MEAN 476 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,600 BECAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE SO MUCH CHANGE NOW, 477 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,633 AND WE DIDN'T SPEND THAT MUCH TIME TOGETHER BEFORE... 478 00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:40,900 - NO CRY. NO CRY. 479 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,934 DON'T CRY. 480 00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:47,066 - 'CAUSE I LEFT EVERYTHING TO THE LAST MINUTE OF MY LIFE, 481 00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:49,400 AND NOW EVERYTHING'S LIKE TOO ALL TOGETHER. 482 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,567 AND WE'RE LIKE ON OUR HONEYMOON, AND WE'RE HAVING A BABY 483 00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:53,233 IN TWO MONTHS NOW, SO IT'S LIKE-- 484 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,900 - IT'S NEVER THE RIGHT TIME TO DO ANYTHING, RIGHT? 485 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,066 - NO, I KNOW. 486 00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:57,600 NO, AND I'M JUST LIKE RELAXED HERE, 487 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,433 AND I'M NEVER RELAXED AT HOME, AND I'M GONNA GO HOME, 488 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,633 AND IT'S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT WORK, AND IT HAS TO BE. 489 00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:03,834 IT'S JUST A BIG RESPONSIBILITY. 490 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,767 BUT IF I'M GONNA WORK AT THE LEVEL THAT I WAS WORKING BEFORE, 491 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,700 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE CARE A LOT MORE. 492 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,266 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE... - OF COURSE. 493 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,533 - FLEXIBLE WITH YOUR SCHEDULE. - AND I HAVE TO WORK TOO. 494 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,734 I HAVE A CAREER. I HAVE A JOB. 495 00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,200 SHE FORGETS SHE'S NOT GONNA HAVE TO DO 496 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,100 EVERYTHING ON HER OWN ANYMORE. 497 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,767 LISTEN, YOU'RE PANICKING OF EVERYTHING. 498 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,533 - I KNOW. - AND YOU'RE MAKING EVERYTHING 499 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:21,967 BIGGER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS. - I KNOW. 500 00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:24,367 I'M JUST SAYING, I WANT-- - I LOVE YOU. 501 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,967 AND I'M GONNA BE HERE FOR YOU AND THIS BABY 502 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,667 AND PROVIDE AND SUPPORT AND PROTECT AND LOVE-- 503 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,266 EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. - RIGHT. 504 00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,333 - WE'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG, 505 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:36,233 AND WE'RE TOGETHER NOW, WE'RE A PARTNERSHIP, 506 00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,967 AND WE'RE GONNA BE THERE TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER. 507 00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:41,467 AND BABY, WE'RE NOT THE ONLY COUPLES THAT GO THROUGH THIS. 508 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:42,834 - I KNOW. 509 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:45,767 - I KNOW IT'S OVERWHELMING. 510 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,467 I KNOW. 511 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:49,266 BUT JUST THINK, BABY, WE FOUND EACH OTHER, 512 00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:50,834 WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 513 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,433 THESE ARE BLESSINGS. - I KNOW. 514 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,967 I'M JUST HAVING ANXIETY ABOUT GOING HOME. 515 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:55,500 - I KNOW. WANNA JUST STAY HERE? 516 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,800 AND I COULD GIVE WINDSURFING LESSONS? 517 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,767 - YEAH. 518 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,333 COMING UP... 519 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,700 HOW MUCH MONEY FOR YOU TO EAT THIS WHOLE THING? 520 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,133 NO, YOU CAN'T EAT THAT. - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HOT. 521 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,433 - [gagging] 522 00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,367 - I JUST DON'T LIKE EATING AT THE HOTEL, 523 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,834 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE, I WANNA GET DOWN AND DIRTY 524 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,433 AND DO A LITTLE CRAWL. - WE'LL DO A CRAWL? 525 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,667 - YEAH, I WANNA DO A CRAWL. - NICE! 526 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,400 - I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE MY ANKLES NOR MY ASS WERE LARGE ENOUGH, 527 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,066 SO I WANTED TO GO ON A FOOD CRAWL WITH JASON 528 00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:49,400 JUST TO REALLY INCREASE MAXIMUM SWELLING. 529 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,767 OH HO! - BE CAREFUL, 530 00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,900 BECAUSE THOSE PLATES ARE REALLY HOT. 531 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,066 - THIS IS THE ESCARGOT? - THAT IS THE ESCARGOT. 532 00:20:56,066 --> 00:20:58,767 HERE WE HAVE THE MUSSELS. - YAY! OH, MY GOD! 533 00:20:58,767 --> 00:20:59,967 I HAD A GOAL. 534 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,100 I WANTED TO NOT BE ABLE TO FIT ONTO THE PLANE 535 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,300 ON THE WAY HOME. 536 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,800 - OH. FISHY THOUGH. 537 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,834 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S AMAZING! 538 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,934 - FISHY. [mumbles] - NO. 539 00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:12,767 - NO? - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 540 00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:15,533 - I DON'T LIKE. - NO? [laughing] 541 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,433 - DO I HAVE TO? - WELL... 542 00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:19,767 - NO, REALLY. - OKAY. 543 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,400 EVERYBODY'S A BIG BOY. 544 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,533 - OH! MAN, I'LL GO-- I'LL GO IN FOR ONE MORE. 545 00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:28,900 THAT'S GOOD. 546 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,567 - I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR GOING BACK IN. 547 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:32,200 - THESE ARE REAL GOOD. - MM-HMM. 548 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,133 WHENEVER I TRAVEL, 549 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,400 I LIKE TO EXPLORE THE LOCAL CULINARY TREASURES. 550 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,433 STILL HUNGRY. I WANNA EAT. 551 00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:41,734 - WOW. I COULD EAT A LITTLE BIT MORE. 552 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,100 WHAT'S THE NEXT PLACE? 553 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,033 - AND SEE WHAT THE LOCALS ARE EATING, 554 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,533 WHAT THE PLACE IS KNOWN FOR. 555 00:21:45,533 --> 00:21:47,266 I JUST--I LIKE LITTLE HIDDEN FINDS. 556 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,600 WELL, WE ARE IN PARADISE, 557 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,934 SO I GUESS WE HAVE TO HAVE A CHEESEBURGER HERE. 558 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,900 - HELLO. - BONJOUR. THE CHEESEBURGER. 559 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,266 [speaking French] 560 00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:58,934 FRIES ARE LOOKING NICE TOO. 561 00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:01,000 MERCI. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 562 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,600 - LOOKS GOOD. 563 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,467 I'M TELLING YOU, WE SHOULD HAVE GOT THE BACON THERE. 564 00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:05,867 SPEAKING OF SWOLLEN, 565 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,900 WE HAVE TO EAT AT ONE MORE PLACE, 566 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,500 AND THEN WE HAVE TO GO TO DINNER. 567 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,066 IT'S GOOD. IT'S VERY GOOD. 568 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:12,333 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 569 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,100 TO PARADISE. - OUR SECOND PLACE. 570 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,567 - THE BEST HONEYMOONY EVER. 571 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,033 IT'S THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER BEEN ON. 572 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:19,967 - I WAS GONNA SAY, I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPARE IT TO. 573 00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:21,934 WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT? 574 00:22:21,934 --> 00:22:23,567 - I GOTTA GIVE IT TO JASON. 575 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:25,967 HE KEPT UP ON THE FOOD CRAWL. NICE WORK. 576 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:28,367 - WHERE'S THE NEXT SPOT? - AROUND THE BLOCK. 577 00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:29,934 - NOTHING'S OPEN. WHAT'S GOING ON? 578 00:22:29,934 --> 00:22:31,900 - 'CAUSE THE FR--THEY LIKE TO CHILL OUT ALL DAY. 579 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,433 NO ONE'S MAKING ANY MONEY HERE. 580 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,800 - IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON. 581 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,266 - BUT NONE OF THOSE YACHTS ARE OWNED BY PEOPLE 582 00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:39,033 THAT LIVE IN THIS TOWN, BECAUSE NO ONE'S WORKING. 583 00:22:39,033 --> 00:22:41,767 - THIS IS THE LAST PLACE? - THIS IS IT. 584 00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:43,934 - ALL RIGHT. WOW, IT'S AWESOME. 585 00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:45,967 - LOOK AT THIS, LIKE A LITTLE JUNGLE. 586 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:47,600 OH, MY GOD! MERCI. 587 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,533 - LUNCH? 588 00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:52,166 - HERE, I DARE YOU. - IT'S PROBABLY REALLY HOT. 589 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:53,567 - THIS PEPPER SHOWS UP AT THE TABLE. 590 00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:55,133 THE CHEF DIDN'T, LIKE, SAY ANYTHING. 591 00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:57,533 HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY, LIKE, AIRPLANE FLAGS. 592 00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:59,166 HOW MUCH MONEY FOR YOU TO EAT THIS WHOLE THING? 593 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,967 - OH, EAT IT? - NO, 'CAUSE YOU COULD 594 00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:02,600 TO THE HOS-- I DON'T KNOW HOW HOT THAT IS. 595 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,967 SO I DECIDED TO BE THE TESTER OF PEPPER. 596 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,567 NO, YOU CAN'T EAT THAT. 597 00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:09,834 IT'S LIKE PUTTING--LIKE DYNAMITE ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE. 598 00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,200 LIKE BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES! 599 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,567 [coughs] - IS IT THAT HOT? 600 00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:14,033 - F-U! OH, MY GOD! 601 00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:15,633 I LITERALLY-- YOU COULD GO INTO LABOR. 602 00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,633 I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST. 603 00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,500 [whimpering] 604 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,133 MY BABY'S GONNA COME OUT WITH A SOMBRERO ON. 605 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:23,633 SO EAT THE WHOLE THING. 606 00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:25,066 I'LL GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB FOR 365 DAYS IN A ROW 607 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:27,934 IF YOU EAT THAT WHOLE THING, AND WE CAN GO TO THE HOSPITAL-- 608 00:23:27,934 --> 00:23:29,300 - YOU ARE AN ANIMAL. 609 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,800 - JASON, THIS MORON, DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE A BET. 610 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,633 SO HE'S GONNA EAT THIS WHOLE FRIGGING PEPPER. 611 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,300 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HOT. 612 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,300 - [laughs] 613 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,333 - THAT SUCKER WAS HOT. 614 00:23:38,867 --> 00:23:41,767 I WAS DRINKING UP PINA COLADA THAT WASN'T HELPING. 615 00:23:41,767 --> 00:23:46,700 - [laughing] - ICE. 616 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,633 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. THAT'S HOT. 617 00:23:48,633 --> 00:23:49,967 - I KNOW. 618 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:51,400 - I GIVE YOU MORE RICE. - YOU DIDN'T TELL US 619 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,633 THAT'S HOT AS HELL. 620 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:54,633 - IT'S WONDERFUL, NO? YOU LIKE? 621 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,533 - IT'S NOT WONDERFUL! 622 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:59,834 - THAT CHEF HAD NO HAIR ON HIS FACE BEFORE HE ATE A PEPPER. 623 00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:02,233 HE BECAME THE GUY FROM KARATE KID. 624 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,667 - THEY'RE VERY STRONG. - NO! REALLY? 625 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,700 - [laughing] YEAH. 626 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,734 - I'M AWAKE NOW, BY THE WAY. I WAS TIRED... 627 00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:11,333 I AM BACK! 628 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,967 [speaking French] 629 00:24:12,967 --> 00:24:14,567 - [repeats in French] WHAT'S THAT? 630 00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:16,300 - [laughing] [speaks French] MEANS... 631 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,867 - MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE? - MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE. 632 00:24:18,867 --> 00:24:21,033 [both laughing] - COME HERE, BABY. 633 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:23,667 THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD CRAWL EVER. 634 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,233 Bethenny: SO PRETTY. - LOOKS NICE, RIGHT? 635 00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:35,834 - VERY PRETTY. 636 00:24:35,834 --> 00:24:38,433 MY FACE IS JUST BUSTING UP. - BABE, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 637 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,934 STOP. 638 00:24:39,934 --> 00:24:41,667 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - SO BABY, OUR LAST NIGHT... 639 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,800 SO I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. 640 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,867 SO WE HAVE A PRIVATE DINNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POOL. 641 00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:48,867 CANDLELIT. - OH, GREAT! 642 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:51,567 - IT'S SO NICE. WOW. NEAR THE BEACH. 643 00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:53,567 - IT WAS SO PICTURESQUE, SO ROMANTIC. 644 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:54,800 IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 645 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,667 - I'M SAD. - YEAH. 646 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:59,633 - WE HAVE TO GO BACK. 647 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:02,100 SOME THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE, BUT ALL GOOD. 648 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:05,066 - BEING ISOLATED IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS POOL, 649 00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:08,367 IT WAS SO...EVERYTHING I LIKE, BECAUSE WE WERE ALL ALONE, 650 00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:10,367 AND IT REALLY MADE ME REALIZE 651 00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:14,033 THAT WE WERE ABOUT TO GO HOME TO THE RAT RACE. 652 00:25:14,033 --> 00:25:15,500 AND I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO GO BACK. 653 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,033 I REALLY DIDN'T WANT IT TO END. 654 00:25:17,033 --> 00:25:18,734 I JUST FEEL LIKE ON THIS VACATION... 655 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:19,934 - WHAT? - I FINALLY FELT PREGNANT 656 00:25:19,934 --> 00:25:21,166 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 657 00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:23,667 - IT HIT YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS, RIGHT? 658 00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:25,333 - IT DID. YEAH, I JUST FELT EMOTIONAL. 659 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:28,734 I FEEL VERY LIKE...PUFFY AND JUST NOT LIKE MYSELF. 660 00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:31,433 I FEEL DIFFERENT. I FEEL...OUT OF WHACK A LITTLE. 661 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,633 ABSOLUTELY. I FEEL A LITTLE OUT OF SORTS. 662 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:35,033 - BABY... 663 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,367 - NO, I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY COMPLIMENTS. 664 00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:37,734 - I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT. 665 00:25:37,734 --> 00:25:39,200 - OH, GOOD. - YOU LOOK SWOLLEN 666 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,033 AND DISGUSTING, BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY. 667 00:25:41,033 --> 00:25:43,033 - PERFECT. REALLY GOOD. 668 00:25:43,033 --> 00:25:45,066 I FEEL BETTER. I DO. YES, I DO. 669 00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:47,767 I REALLY--I DON'T-- NORMALLY, I DON'T LIKE 670 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:49,266 A [bleep] COMPLIMENT. 671 00:25:49,266 --> 00:25:52,600 - BABY, THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT OF OUR HONEYMOON. 672 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,100 BUT WHEN WE GO BACK, 673 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,800 IT'S THE BEGINNING OF OUR FAMILY, RIGHT? 674 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,367 - IT'S THE BEGINNING OF OUR FAMILY. 675 00:25:58,367 --> 00:26:00,133 - I LOVE YOU, BABY. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 676 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:01,433 TO THE BABY. - YES! 677 00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:04,467 ST. BARTS WAS BEYOND MY EXPECTATIONS. 678 00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:07,800 IT'S EVERYTHING I WOULD DREAM A HONEYMOON WOULD BE. 679 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,700 IT'S BREATHTAKING. 680 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,633 - WHEN I GET HOME, I WANNA GET THE... 681 00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,867 GET THE ROOM ORGANIZED. 682 00:26:13,867 --> 00:26:15,266 GET A BABY GAME PLAN. 683 00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:17,633 GET A LITTLE MORE LIKE-- GET ON THE BANDWAGON. 684 00:26:17,633 --> 00:26:19,967 - I'LL PUT TOGETHER THE EMERGENCY BAG? 685 00:26:19,967 --> 00:26:21,667 - YEAH. YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THE BAG. 686 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,700 PUT TOGETHER THE BAG SO WE CAN LOOK AT THE BAG. 687 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:25,500 - CAN I CHANGE THE FIRST DIAPER? 688 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,967 - YOU WANNA CHANGE THE FIRST DIAPER? 689 00:26:26,967 --> 00:26:29,734 - MM-HMM! - OKAY. 690 00:26:29,734 --> 00:26:31,934 - YEAH! - OKAY. 691 00:26:31,934 --> 00:26:33,934 - I PLAN TO BE VERY HANDS-ON 692 00:26:33,934 --> 00:26:35,500 WHEN THIS BABY COMES. 693 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,600 I DON'T THINK BETHENNY HAS ANY IDEA. 694 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,767 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. OH, MY GOD. 695 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:42,166 I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT. 696 00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:44,433 BETHENNY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. 697 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:53,000 - SO EXCITED. - ME TOO. 698 00:27:00,433 --> 00:27:01,400 - COMING UP... 699 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,033 - WE CAN DO THE LITTLE NEEDLE TEST. 700 00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:04,734 YOU PUT A NEEDLE OVER YOUR BELLY, 701 00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:06,066 AND IF IT GOES UP AND DOWN IT'S A BOY, 702 00:27:06,066 --> 00:27:07,266 IF IT GOES AROUND IT'S A GIRL. 703 00:27:07,266 --> 00:27:09,133 DON'T MOVE. - OKAY. 704 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,467 [overlapping chatter] 705 00:27:16,467 --> 00:27:19,767 - SO TODAY IS DISCO PARTY. 706 00:27:19,767 --> 00:27:22,266 IF YOU-- WANT TO TRY THE COLORED ONE? 707 00:27:24,567 --> 00:27:26,467 - IS THIS RIGHT? HA HA HA HA! 708 00:27:26,467 --> 00:27:27,967 YOU LOOK GOOD. 709 00:27:27,967 --> 00:27:29,633 THAT LOOKS GREAT! 710 00:27:29,633 --> 00:27:32,166 [whooping] 711 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:36,333 ♪♪ ♪♪ 712 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:37,967 KEEP GOIN', BABY. - WANT A LAP DANCE? 713 00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:40,400 - YEAH. GIMME ONE. [laughing] 714 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,066 - IT IS UNBELIEVABLE OUT. - IT'S GORGEOUS. 715 00:28:25,066 --> 00:28:27,300 ABSOLUTELY. - SO HAPPY. 716 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:28,700 SO HAPPY I COULD WEAR FLIP-FLOPS. 717 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,367 MY FEET WILL NOT FIT INTO ANY SHOES. 718 00:28:30,367 --> 00:28:32,433 - WELL, YOU'RE SWELLING UP, GIRL. 719 00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:33,900 - LIKE A BIG BALLOON... - THE COUNTDOWN'S ON. 720 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,934 - THE COUNTDOWN IS ON. THAT'S TRUE. 721 00:28:35,934 --> 00:28:38,200 THIS PREGNANCY IS NO PICNIC. LIKE IT'S NOT-- 722 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,633 NO ONE'S CUTE ANYMORE. 723 00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:41,667 LIKE WE HAVE LEFT THE CUTE STAGE. 724 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:45,300 WE ARE NOW IN THE SWOLLEN BEAST STAGE. 725 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:46,600 I THINK IT'S A GIRL. 726 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,266 GIVEN MY DEFORMITIES, I THINK IT'S A GIRL. 727 00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:50,934 - WHY? WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL THAT? 728 00:28:50,934 --> 00:28:52,533 - 'CAUSE THEY SAY YOU GET DEFORMED AND SWOLLEN 729 00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:54,734 WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A GIRL. - I'M HAVING A GIRL THEN. 730 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,367 - YOU'RE HAVING A GIRL? - THERE YOU GO. 731 00:28:56,367 --> 00:29:00,900 - WE HAVEN'T DONE JACK FOR THE BABY'S ROOM. 732 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,934 SO I KNOW NOTHING. I AM NOTHING. 733 00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:04,100 THERE IS NOTHING. 734 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,333 AND I HAVE CHUCK TODAY, 735 00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:09,000 AND I AM GOING TO WEAR HIM OUT. 736 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,867 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS! 737 00:29:10,867 --> 00:29:12,734 - B-- - LOOK AT THIS LITTLE RETRO-- 738 00:29:12,734 --> 00:29:14,300 - AND LOOK AT THAT. 739 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:15,934 - NO, BUT LOOK AT THIS LIKE LITTLE BETTY BOOP 740 00:29:15,934 --> 00:29:17,333 RETRO LITTLE BIKINI! - OH, MY GOD! 741 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,066 THAT'S LIKE A LITTLE I LOVE LUCY BIKINI. 742 00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:20,433 - OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THIS. 743 00:29:20,433 --> 00:29:22,667 LOOK AT THIS! FOR A LITTLE BOAT... 744 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:23,934 LIKE IF WE GO BOATING. 745 00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:25,400 - SO CUTE. 746 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,734 - THAT'S A GREAT LITTLE... - I CAN'T, I CAN'T. 747 00:29:26,734 --> 00:29:28,533 LOOK AT THE LITTLE BLOOMERS. 748 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:31,700 IS THIS A LITTLE BABY? - IT'S A LITTLE BABY, YES. 749 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,400 - LIKE HOW LITTLE. - IT'S THREE MONTHS. 750 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,033 YOU CAN DO LIKE A THREE-MONTH BABY IN THAT. 751 00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:37,000 A LITTLE GIRL, OBVIOUSLY. - SO YOUR BABY-- 752 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,900 - CAN BABIES WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY? 753 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,533 - I THINK SO. - OKAY. 754 00:29:40,533 --> 00:29:42,033 - HA HA! THEY SHOULD! - I THINK YOU'RE SAFE. 755 00:29:42,033 --> 00:29:44,100 I THINK YOU'RE SAFE. - OKAY. 756 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,367 JASON'S NOT WITH US, 757 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,433 AND HE DOES LOVE ALL THINGS GIRLY 758 00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:48,800 AND TO BE INVOLVED. 759 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,467 BUT THIS IS BUSINESS. 760 00:29:50,467 --> 00:29:52,300 WE NEED TO GET IT DONE IN ONE DAY. 761 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,533 IF WE DON'T DO THIS TODAY, 762 00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:56,033 THE BABY'S SITTING IN A CARDBOARD BOX. 763 00:29:56,033 --> 00:29:57,967 - LITTLE VANS! - FOR MY LITTLE STONER, 764 00:29:57,967 --> 00:29:59,567 IF HE COMES OUT A STONER. 765 00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:02,567 IF HE COMES OUT WITH A BONG, WE'LL GIVE HIM THESE. 766 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,166 WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A LOOK. 767 00:30:04,166 --> 00:30:06,700 I LIKE THE ELEPHANT A LOT. - THE ELEPHANT'S FABULOUS. 768 00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:08,433 AND THE COLOR IS JUST-- 769 00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:09,934 - WE HAVE TO DECIDE WHO WE ARE IN MY ROOM NOW. 770 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,600 - WELL, LET'S DISCUSS THAT. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE? 771 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,934 - I WANNA BE SOMEONE WHO HAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 772 00:30:14,934 --> 00:30:16,100 - WITH ALL-WHITE BEDDING 773 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,600 AND THEN ACCENT COLORS OF GREENS AND BLUES. 774 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,266 - YEAH, I'D LIKE TO DO WHITES AND ACCENT COLORS. 775 00:30:19,266 --> 00:30:21,767 I LIKE THE ELEPHANT. I LOVE THE ELEPHANT. 776 00:30:21,767 --> 00:30:23,266 A LOT. I LIKE YOU. 777 00:30:23,266 --> 00:30:26,233 YOU CAN BE IN MY HOUSE. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE--WHAT? 778 00:30:26,233 --> 00:30:27,767 - YOU CAN HAVE THE ELEPHANT. - NO. I LOVE THE ELEPHANT. 779 00:30:27,767 --> 00:30:29,266 - YES. YOU CAN HAVE IT. - NO. 780 00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:30,867 WE HAVE A START TO MY ROOM. - YOU'VE STARTED THE MOMENTUM. 781 00:30:30,867 --> 00:30:32,333 THANK YOU. - THERE YOU GO. 782 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,000 - THIS IS WHAT IT'S GONNA BE. - I'M HERE TO HELP. 783 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,166 - NO, I HAVE BUILT-- 784 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,734 THE WHOLE ROOM WILL GO AROUND THE ELEPHANT. 785 00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:38,166 AND I HAVE THE GREEN FROG ALREADY. 786 00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:39,667 I LIKE ANIMALS. 787 00:30:39,667 --> 00:30:41,767 YOU KNOW HOW MY SHOWER CURTAIN HAS THE TIGER? 788 00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:43,133 - I KNOW. YEAH. - RIGHT. SO I LIKE WHITE... 789 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,266 - AND THERE'S THAT COLOR IN THAT SHOWER CURTAIN. 790 00:30:45,266 --> 00:30:46,700 THANKS AGAIN! - BYE. 791 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:50,066 - NICEST GIRL EVER. - ADORABLE. SHE IS ADORABLE. 792 00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:53,767 ADOR-RA-BLE. 793 00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:02,967 - COOL NAME. - WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 794 00:31:02,967 --> 00:31:04,433 THE MOON? 795 00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:05,934 - ISN'T IT LIKE CHAMPAGNE AND PEACH JUICE? 796 00:31:05,934 --> 00:31:08,166 - IT IS A CHAMPAGNE DRINK. - THEN HERE, LET'S COME IN. 797 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,700 - PERFECT. - HI. 798 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,700 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 799 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:13,934 CHUCK HAS AN INTERIOR DESIGN BUSINESS, 800 00:31:13,934 --> 00:31:15,667 AND HE HAS REALLY GOOD TASTE. 801 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,767 AND CAN KIND OF REEL ME IN 802 00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:20,800 AND ORGANIZE MY CRAZY THOUGHTS. 803 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,166 SO WE ARE IN FULL BABY DECOR MODE. 804 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:26,000 - WELCOME TO BELLINI. - THANK YOU. 805 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,433 WHAT DOES BELLINI MEAN? 806 00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:29,066 WE ONLY KNOW IT AS A COCKTAIL. 807 00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:30,667 - IT IS A COCKTAIL. - WE'RE HOPING WE CAN HAVE ONE. 808 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:32,533 - IT'S JUST A CREATIVE WORD THAT WE THOUGHT OF. 809 00:31:32,533 --> 00:31:34,200 - OH, IT DOESN'T MEAN MOON OR ANYTHING? 810 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,066 - HOW CUTE! - THANK YOU. 811 00:31:36,066 --> 00:31:37,567 THIS IS AS FAR AS WE'VE GOTTEN. 812 00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:39,200 - OKAY. WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU THE REST OF THE WAY. 813 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,734 - OKAY, PERFECT. - COOL. 814 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:42,734 - SO WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE HAVING, RIGHT? 815 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,200 - HAS TO BE A GIRL. OR IT'S BEING RETURNED. 816 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,166 I NEVER HAVE REALLY TOLD JASON HOW BADLY I WANT A GIRL. 817 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,600 I'D BE HAPPY IF IT'S A BOY. 818 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,967 IT SHOULD JUST BE HEALTHY WITH TEN FINGERS AND TEN TOES... 819 00:31:50,967 --> 00:31:52,734 AND A VAGINA. 820 00:31:52,734 --> 00:31:54,667 - ALL RIGHT, WE COULD DO THE LITTLE NEEDLE TEST. 821 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:56,800 - WHAT IS THAT? - WELL, YOU LAY DOWN, 822 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,066 AND YOU PUT A NEEDLE OVER YOUR BELLY, 823 00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,500 AND IF IT GOES UP AND DOWN, IT'S A BOY. 824 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,200 IF IT GOES AROUND, IT'S A GIRL. 825 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,767 - WHY DIDN'T WE DO THIS MONTHS AGO? 826 00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:05,400 - I DIDN'T KNOW IT. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. 827 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,000 - YOU GOTTA DO IT RIGHT NOW. - WELL, YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT 828 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,367 LIKE IT'S OFFICIAL. IT'S A BELLINI WIVES' TALE. 829 00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:11,667 LET'S DO IT. - THAT'S RIGHT. 830 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,333 - TERI TOLD ME THAT THE CHINESE CHART SAID 831 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,967 THAT I'M HAVING A GIRL, 832 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:17,400 WHICH IS HORSE[bleep]. IT'S ALL HORSE[bleep]. 833 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,433 OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS. 834 00:32:19,433 --> 00:32:22,800 BUT TO FURTHER MY HORSE[bleep] JOURNEY, 835 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,300 I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL? 836 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:25,667 - LOOK, THEY MATCH. - LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS. 837 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:27,467 LOOK AT HOW SOFT HE IS. HUG HIM. 838 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,033 HUG HIM. HE'S SO SWEET! 839 00:32:29,033 --> 00:32:30,967 - OH, HE IS! - I LOVE HIM. 840 00:32:30,967 --> 00:32:32,800 I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LOVING STUFFED ANIMALS. 841 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,767 I DON'T THINK I GOT ENOUGH LOVE AS A CHILD. 842 00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:37,934 SO I'M REALLY ABNORMALLY ATTACHED TO STUFFED ANIMALS. 843 00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:40,133 OKAY. - NOW, THIS IS NOT 100%. 844 00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:42,633 - OH, LOOK HOW THE POINTED-- - SEE THAT? 845 00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,100 LET'S SEE. DON'T MOVE. 846 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:46,333 - OKAY. 847 00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:53,400 - IT'S GOIN' IN A CIRCLE. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 848 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,600 - THAT MEANS A GIRL. - IT REALLY, TRULY 849 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,333 SPUN IN A CIRCLE-- THAT IS WILD! 850 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,633 - YOU SAW IT FOR REAL? - I SWEAR! 851 00:32:59,633 --> 00:33:00,900 I NEVER-- 852 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,500 ALL RIGHT, BRING ON THE LACE. 853 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,133 - AND WHAT WOULD IT DO IF IT WAS A BOY? 854 00:33:04,133 --> 00:33:06,266 - UP AND DOWN. - LIKE IT MUST GO LIKE THAT. 855 00:33:06,266 --> 00:33:08,133 - ALL RIGHT. - I HAVE A 50-50 SHOT. 856 00:33:08,133 --> 00:33:09,667 - GREAT. I'M GLAD THAT'S YOUR ODDS. 857 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:11,467 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA OVERWHELM YOU, 858 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:12,867 BECAUSE AT EVERY CORNER, 859 00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:14,500 YOU'RE GONNA SEE A HUNDRED THINGS YOU LIKE. 860 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,367 WE NEED TO GET TO THE BIG STUFF FIRST. 861 00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:19,266 - I KNOW. AT YOYA, ALL WE REALLY LAID OUT 862 00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:20,533 WAS A COLOR SCHEME, 863 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:22,700 AND WE GOT A COLORFUL ELEPHANT. 864 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,300 - SO LET'S START... - COME THIS WAY. 865 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:27,500 - SO AT BELLINI, WE REALLY NEED TO 866 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,734 GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 867 00:33:28,734 --> 00:33:30,100 - NOW, THIS IS... 868 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,700 - OH, MY GOD, I'M JUST TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, 869 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:34,100 IF YOU ARE RIGHT, THIS IS WORTH EVERY PENNY. 870 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,133 - OKAY. IT DOES COME FOR A BOY TOO, 871 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,300 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 872 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,233 - IF THE BOY IS... HOMOSEXUAL. 873 00:33:39,233 --> 00:33:41,200 - NO, IT DOESN'T COME WITH A RUFFLE AND FLOWERS! 874 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,166 - IT COMES WITH STRIPES. - OH. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 875 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,300 - THIS I LIKE. 876 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:46,734 - THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 877 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:47,700 - THIS IS ACTUALLY OUR NEWEST COLOR. 878 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,800 - I LOVE IT. 879 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,166 - THIS ONE IS OUR NEWEST ONE. 880 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,667 - THAT'S A LITTLE TOO... - THAT'S A LITTLE TOO SAUCY. 881 00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:55,800 - IT'S A LITTLE TOO KING ARTHUR. 882 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,000 OKAY. I WANT THIS CRIB. - YOU NEED THIS, YOU NEED THAT. 883 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,600 YOU NEED A CHANGING TABLE COMPONENT. 884 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,100 - ALL RIGHT, SO WE NEED THAT AND THAT. 885 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,333 WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED? - AND A GLIDER. 886 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,066 - WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE 887 00:34:05,066 --> 00:34:08,000 A COOL GLIDER CHAIR IN THIS KIND OF A FAB--LIKE, GREEN. 888 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,934 'CAUSE I LOVE THIS CHAIR. 889 00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:11,233 LIKE, THIS CHAIR I LOVE. 890 00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:13,967 - PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN BETWEEN THE ARM AND THE SEAT 891 00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:16,367 AND LIFT UP. 892 00:34:16,367 --> 00:34:18,000 - DONE...AND DONE. - PUSH BACK. 893 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,900 - OVER. STORY AND FILM AT 11:00. 894 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,633 - NURSE. 895 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:24,567 - THIS IS A LITTLE... THIS IS A LITTLE PHALLIC. 896 00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:26,333 THIS IS MAYBE NOT FOR THE BABY'S ROOM. 897 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,233 BUT OKAY. - I'M SO EXCITED. 898 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,600 I THINK WE'VE DONE AN OUTSTANDING JOB. 899 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,967 I LOVE EVERYTHING. - I DO TOO. 900 00:34:30,967 --> 00:34:32,767 - IT ALL STARTED RIGHT HERE WITH YOYA THE ELEPHANT. 901 00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,333 LOOK... - I LOVE IT. 902 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,734 - LOOK! - I LOVE IT. 903 00:34:35,734 --> 00:34:39,200 NIGHT-NIGHT. 904 00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:50,033 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? 905 00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:51,667 - I'M DOING WELL. HOW ARE YOU? 906 00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:53,166 - GOOD. CONGRATULATIONS. 907 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:54,533 - DO YOU MIND IF I PUT MY FEET UP? 908 00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:55,800 IT'S WHAT I DO NOW. - NO, ABSOLUTELY. 909 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,000 DO YOU WANT TO USE THE PILLOW TO, UH... 910 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,500 - IT'S OKAY. - OKAY. 911 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:02,133 - THIS IS HOW IT GOES NOW. NO MATTER WHERE I AM. 912 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:05,133 - SO ARE YOU ON BED REST OR... - I'M ON FOOT REST. 913 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:07,900 NO, I AM NOW THREE HOURS A DAY IN THE AFTERNOON ON BED REST, 914 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,400 'CAUSE I PUSHED IT A LITTLE TOO HARD, 915 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,834 AND MY WHOLE BODY SWELLED UP LIKE A WATERMELON. 916 00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:16,900 AND I'M MARRIED! - CONGRATULATIONS. 917 00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:17,967 - THANK YOU. 918 00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:20,133 - HOW DID IT GO? 919 00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:21,567 - IT WAS GREAT. 920 00:35:21,567 --> 00:35:23,133 IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE. 921 00:35:23,133 --> 00:35:24,667 IT WAS MORE ABOUT-- 922 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:27,000 I MEAN, THE WEDDING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND INCREDIBLE, 923 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,867 BUT IT WAS MORE ABOUT THE EMOTIONALITY OF IT. 924 00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:31,800 I JUST WAS REALLY... I JUST WAS HAPPY. 925 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,400 I WAS SO HAPPY TO MARRY HIM. 926 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,400 IT JUST FELT LIKE EVERYTHING JUST WENT AWAY, 927 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,967 AND IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS JUST GREAT. 928 00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:39,400 IT JUST MADE ME REALIZE THAT WE CRAMMED EVERYTHING 929 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,800 INTO SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. 930 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,400 NOW WE'RE COMING HOME, AND IT'S LIKE... 931 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,400 REALITY'S SETTING IN FOR BOTH OF US. 932 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,767 SO IT'S ALL A GOOD THING, 933 00:35:47,767 --> 00:35:49,400 AND AS JASON SAYS, CHANGE IS GOOD, 934 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,934 BUT JUST TO REALIZE AND TO COME HOME 935 00:35:51,934 --> 00:35:53,400 AND THE HAMMER'S COMIN' DOWN... 936 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,166 - THE HAMMER. - YEAH. 937 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,934 - MM-HMM. 938 00:35:56,934 --> 00:35:58,934 THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE OF WORDS. 939 00:35:58,934 --> 00:36:00,433 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU? 940 00:36:00,433 --> 00:36:03,433 - IT'S LOCK DOWN. GET THE BABY'S ROOM IN ORDER. 941 00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:07,300 AND BREAST-FEEDING. NO SEX FOR THE FIRST SIX WEEKS. 942 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,967 NO EXERCISE. LIKE...A NEW LIFE IN YOUR-- 943 00:36:09,967 --> 00:36:12,533 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST LIKE WE-- IT'S A WHOLE NEW THING. 944 00:36:12,533 --> 00:36:14,200 - IT'S A WHOLE NEW FOCUS. - A WHOLE NEW FOCUS. 945 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,100 - BIG ONE. - THERE'S NOT "US" TIME. 946 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:19,100 SO WE HAD LITERALLY EIGHT OR NINE DAYS OF US TIME, 947 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,734 AND THEN I GUESS THE DAY BEFORE WE LEFT, 948 00:36:21,734 --> 00:36:24,767 I WAS JUST LIKE... THAT'S OVER. 949 00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:26,934 SO I GOT A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. 950 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,667 BUT IT PASSED. 951 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,166 - I'M THINKING ABOUT YOUR GOALS OF THINGS 952 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:32,133 THAT WE FIRST TALKED ABOUT, 953 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:33,633 FINDING MORE BALANCE IN YOUR LIFE. 954 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:35,800 AND YOU'RE STILL GONNA HAVE THAT STRUGGLE GOING FORWARD. 955 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,300 IT'S JUST THAT NOW YOU HAVE ANOTHER... 956 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:41,066 THING ON THE PERSONAL SIDE. - RIGHT. 957 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:42,867 - YOU'RE TRYING-- - OH, THERE'LL BE NEW SEEDS. 958 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,033 AND NEW SEEDS BECAUSE I'M NOW A MOTHER. 959 00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:47,066 - ABSOLUTELY. - SO, YEAH. 960 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:49,266 OF COURSE THE MANIA WILL START. 961 00:36:49,266 --> 00:36:50,967 IT'S KINDA WHO I AM, YOU KNOW? 962 00:36:50,967 --> 00:36:53,100 - IT'S A LOT OF WHO YOU ARE. AND WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THAT. 963 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:54,834 - IT'S A LOT OF WHO I AM. - AND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THAT 964 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:56,367 AND UNDERSTANDING THAT WILL ALLOW YOU 965 00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:57,600 TO HAVE MORE CONTROL OVER IT 966 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,066 AND KEEP THE BALANCE THAT YOU'RE SEEKING 967 00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:00,467 AND THAT YOU'RE ENJOYING RIGHT NOW. 968 00:37:00,467 --> 00:37:02,734 - WILL I BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT HAS A BABY, 969 00:37:02,734 --> 00:37:05,266 CHECKS OUT, AND SAYS I'M DONE, THIS IS ALL I NEED IN MY LIFE? 970 00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:08,767 NO. LIKE I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING MYSELF ABOUT THAT. 971 00:37:08,767 --> 00:37:11,133 SO I'LL HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE IN THAT OTHER MOMENT. 972 00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:12,500 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WILL BE. 973 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:14,467 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 974 00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:16,633 - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FIRST STEP, AND... 975 00:37:16,633 --> 00:37:19,133 - THANK YOU. - YOU SEEM HAPPY. 976 00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:21,100 - YEAH, I AM. I'M HAPPY. 977 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:36,000 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DOING MY HAIR WHEN I'M NAKED? 978 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,266 YOU'RE LIKE THE NAKED HAIRDRESSER. 979 00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:39,667 - I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, AND I WAS LIKE, 980 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:41,467 WE'RE GONNA CALL STACY, 'CAUSE SHE'LL BE NAKED, 981 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:42,867 AND WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER HAIR. 982 00:37:42,867 --> 00:37:44,667 - RIGHT. I WOULD SAY THAT THAT'S A VERY BIG JOB, 983 00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:46,533 BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE GONNA BE NAKED, 984 00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:48,200 THE HAIR IS VERY IMPORTANT, 985 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,967 'CAUSE THERE'S NOT THAT MUCH TO LOOK AT. 986 00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:52,333 RIGHT? JUST A G-STRING AND SOME HAIR. 987 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,333 TODAY A PHOTOGRAPHER'S COMING OVER 988 00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:56,233 TO DO A NUDE PREGNANCY SHOOT. 989 00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:58,600 IT IS A BEAUTIFUL TIME IN YOUR LIFE... 990 00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,734 IN THEORY. 991 00:37:59,734 --> 00:38:01,533 - SO SHALL WE CHAT ABOUT YOUR... 992 00:38:01,533 --> 00:38:03,100 - SURE. YOU TOLD ME TO WEAR A ROBE, 993 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:04,533 AND THIS IS WHAT I'M WEARING. 994 00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:05,934 - YEAH, NO, YOU LOOK GOOD. - OKAY. 995 00:38:05,934 --> 00:38:08,100 THIS IS MY FAVORITE OUTFIT ANYWAY. 996 00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,467 A NUDE PREGNANCY PHOTO 997 00:38:09,467 --> 00:38:12,400 IS THE PERFECT GIFT FOR JASON BECAUSE... 998 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,033 WE ALL KNOW HE HAS A WARPED AND TWISTED PREGNANCY FETISH. 999 00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:17,533 - HOW NAKED TO YOU WANNA GO? 1000 00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:20,000 - WELL, I JUST DID A PETA SHOOT LAST YEAR OR WHATEVER, 1001 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,500 A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. - RIGHT. 1002 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,700 - SO I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS BEING THE NAKED PERSON, BUT... 1003 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,400 - LET'S GO NAKED. - OKAY. 1004 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,000 - NO, I MEAN, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, 1005 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,567 IT REALLY--ESPECIALLY FOR MATERNITY SHOTS, 1006 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,200 I MEAN, IT'S SORT OF ABOUT THE BELLY. 1007 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,266 SO TO COVER IT UP SEEMS SORT OF... 1008 00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:34,233 - CAN WE AIRBRUSH OUT MY DARK CIRCLES? 1009 00:38:34,233 --> 00:38:35,300 - DEFINITELY. - PERFECT. 1010 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,800 - YES, DEFINITELY. 1011 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,166 WE CAN MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 1012 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:40,700 - OH, WELL, THAT I DON'T WANNA DO. PERFECT. 1013 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:43,467 - OKAY. 1014 00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:44,800 - WHEN YOU'RE READY, RIGHT THERE, 1015 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,700 AND I'M JUST GONNA-- - WHAT AM I DOING? SIDEWAYS? 1016 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,233 - SO YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR HEAD HERE, 1017 00:38:48,233 --> 00:38:50,400 AND YOU'RE GONNA LAY ACROSS THE BED THAT WAY AT AN ANGLE. 1018 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,600 OKAY? - OKAY. 1019 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,734 - EVERYTHING IS GONNA SOUND SORT OF WEIRD, 1020 00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,333 LIKE IT'S NOT GONNA LOOK GOOD, 1021 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,500 BUT IT WILL LOOK GOOD. - I'LL TAKE THAT. 1022 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,667 - AND OBVIOUSLY, IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE DOING 1023 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:02,867 AND YOU'RE NOT PHYSICALLY OR OTHERWISE COMFORTABLE, 1024 00:39:02,867 --> 00:39:04,500 LET ME KNOW, AND WE'LL JUST CHANGE IT. 1025 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,600 - HELP ME. - OKAY. 1026 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,266 AND JUST 'CAUSE YOUR HEAD'S HANGING OFF-- 1027 00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:09,667 - NO, I KNOW THAT WASN'T GONNA BE IT. 1028 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,166 THAT WAS JUST MY [bleep] MOMENT. 1029 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:15,000 THAT WAS JUST A HOLY [bleep] MOMENT. 1030 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,734 JUST LIKE THAT. THAT WAS GOOD. 1031 00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:18,266 PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN. TO YOUR LEFT. 1032 00:39:18,266 --> 00:39:20,600 THERE YOU GO, JUST LIKE THAT. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1033 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,800 OKAY, AND JUST TAKE YOUR KNEES AND DROP THEM TO THE LEFT. 1034 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,066 TO YOUR LEFT. THERE YOU GO. 1035 00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,600 [lens shutter clicking] 1036 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,433 - OH, MY GOD, WE'RE TAKING PICTURES ALREADY? 1037 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,000 - ARE YOU OKAY? - HOLD ON. 1038 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,600 LET ME JUST REGROUP. ALL RIGHT. 1039 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,867 IT JUST FELT VERY JARRING 1040 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:35,667 THE MINUTE SHE STARTED TAKING PICTURES, 1041 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,233 AND I WAS LIKE, OH, DID WE START? 1042 00:39:37,233 --> 00:39:39,266 [stammering] IT STARTED, IT HAPPENED? 1043 00:39:39,266 --> 00:39:40,734 I JUST WAS FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE. 1044 00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:44,600 - YOU LOOK FABULOUS. - I-I REALLY FEEL FABULOUS. 1045 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,400 I'M JUST NOT-- I'M JUST LAUGHING 1046 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,266 BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I WAS NAKED WITH A CAMERA 1047 00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:51,033 WAS PETA, AND I FELT A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAT DAY. 1048 00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:53,233 - THAT'S GREAT. - OH, MY GOD. 1049 00:39:53,233 --> 00:39:55,200 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I WALKED IN. 1050 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,100 - WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE, JULIE? 1051 00:39:58,633 --> 00:40:00,367 - IT'LL LOOK LIKE THAT. 1052 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,567 - WAIT-- - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL, THOUGH? 1053 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,100 - [gasps] OH, MY GOSH. 1054 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,967 - TELL HER--SHE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW GORGEOUS IT IS. 1055 00:40:05,967 --> 00:40:08,400 - OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS SO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WHAT'S GOING ON. 1056 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,533 LIKE SO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WHAT'S GOING ON. 1057 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,533 - THE STIRRUPS SHOT IS COMING. - YEAH, I BROUGHT STIRRUPS. 1058 00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:18,834 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 1059 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,433 I FEEL LIKE I'M ON AN OPERATING TABLE. 1060 00:40:20,433 --> 00:40:21,900 - YOU'RE NOT. - OH, MY GOD! 1061 00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,133 THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE-- 1062 00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:25,266 [overlapping chatter] 1063 00:40:25,266 --> 00:40:26,867 - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, BETHENNY. 1064 00:40:26,867 --> 00:40:28,533 - THIS IS LIKE THE EASIEST PHOTO SHOOT EVER. 1065 00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:30,133 YOU JUST LAY THERE. - YOU JUST LAY THERE. 1066 00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:32,233 - IT'S AWESOME. - [giggling] 1067 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:34,667 - I'VE BEEN THROUGH A ROUGH ROAD. 1068 00:40:34,667 --> 00:40:37,200 I HAVE BEEN TIRED, I HAVE BEEN STRESSED. 1069 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,000 I HAVE BEEN SWOLLEN. 1070 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,700 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1071 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:44,333 IT REALLY IS A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL TIME IN MY LIFE, 1072 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:47,000 AND I REALLY WANT TO REMEMBER IT FOREVER. 1073 00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:04,433 - ANOTHER APPOINTMENT. - HA HA. LET'S DO IT. 1074 00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:07,100 - WE'RE DOWN TO ONE A WEEK NOW. - I KNOW. 1075 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,200 - HELLO. - HI. 1076 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,467 - CHECKING IN, MAMA? 1077 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,200 - IT'S ALWAYS NERVE-RACKING 1078 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,567 WHEN WE GET TO THE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS. 1079 00:41:13,567 --> 00:41:16,000 LET ME HEAR THE HEARTBEAT. FINGERS AND TOES. 1080 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,300 CHECK. 1081 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,200 - OKAY, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK 1082 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,166 AND SEE HOW BABY'S DOING. 1083 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,066 - NO LOOKING. - I'M NOT LOOKING. 1084 00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,400 - I'M EXCITED WHEN WE GET TO FIND OUT. 1085 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,400 - YOU STILL THINK IT'S A GIRL? - I THINK IT'S A GIRL. 1086 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,800 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? OH, YOU KNOW. 1087 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,000 DON'T EVEN-- - DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. 1088 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,100 - I DON'T LIKE THAT SHE KNOWS. 1089 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,433 I DON'T LIKE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS. 1090 00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:38,867 - I DO KNOW. I KNOW. 1091 00:41:38,867 --> 00:41:41,233 - IT'S WRONG. [laughter] 1092 00:41:41,233 --> 00:41:43,467 - OH, YOU KNOW FROM-- YOU CAN TELL FROM-- 1093 00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:45,667 - SHE'S ON THE THING RIGHT NOW. - YES. 1094 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:48,200 NOW, THE BABY'S HEAD IS HERE...DOWN. 1095 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,734 YOU CAN SEE THE HEART HERE. 1096 00:41:49,734 --> 00:41:52,100 BEATING STRONG. 1097 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,367 SEE THE EYE SOCKETS? 1098 00:41:53,367 --> 00:41:55,133 - THAT'S THE EYE SOCKETS? - YES. 1099 00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:56,600 - LOOKS LIKE AN OWL. - REALLY? 1100 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,233 - IS THAT REALLY IT? - MM-HMM. 1101 00:41:58,233 --> 00:41:59,600 - LIKE STOP. 1102 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,400 I DON'T KNOW--IT'S A BIG-- IT'S A MUSH-- 1103 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,367 IT'S A BLOB... AND THERE'S A HEARTBEAT. 1104 00:42:03,367 --> 00:42:04,767 IT'S--IT COULD BE AN ALIEN. 1105 00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:06,767 I COULD BE GIVING BIRTH TO A PLATYPUS. 1106 00:42:06,767 --> 00:42:08,767 I HAVE NO IDEA, NOR DO I CARE. 1107 00:42:08,767 --> 00:42:11,233 I JUST WANT IT TO BE HEALTHY. AND A GIRL. 1108 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,667 - YOU CAN SEE ALL THE BRAIN TISSUE THERE. 1109 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,500 - OH, MY GOD. - SMART ONE. 1110 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,700 - IT HAS MY BRAIN. 1111 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,800 [laughter] 1112 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,567 - EVERYTHING'S ON SCHEDULE? LOOKS GOOD? 1113 00:42:21,567 --> 00:42:23,066 THE BABY'S HEALTHY? 1114 00:42:23,066 --> 00:42:24,233 - EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD. 1115 00:42:24,233 --> 00:42:25,433 - YEAH? - YES. 1116 00:42:25,433 --> 00:42:26,900 - GOOD. - YOU THINK EARLY OR... 1117 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,633 - I DON'T KNOW. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1118 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:31,567 I'M ALWAYS EARLY FOR EVERYTHING. 1119 00:42:31,567 --> 00:42:32,734 - I THINK EARLY. 1120 00:42:32,734 --> 00:42:34,767 - YEAH? 1121 00:42:34,767 --> 00:42:37,400 - BUT I CAN USE A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME. 1122 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,333 - I'M ALWAYS EARLY. 1123 00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:41,633 OR ON TIME. I'M NEVER LATE. 1124 00:42:41,633 --> 00:42:43,567 SO THE BABY CAN'T BE LATE. 1125 00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:45,800 - ARE YOU EXCITED? - YEAH. 1126 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,100 - THIS IS THE COLOR OF THE BABY'S ROOM. 1127 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,834 - OH, IT IS? YEAH. RIGHT. 1128 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:52,734 - YEAH. WE'RE DOING APPLE GREEN. 1129 00:42:52,734 --> 00:42:55,266 THAT'S A BABY IN THERE. - THAT'S A BABY. 1130 00:42:55,266 --> 00:42:57,133 - EVERYTHING'S GREAT? WE'RE HAVING A BABY? 1131 00:42:57,133 --> 00:42:58,934 - EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD. - WE'RE ON SCHEDULE? 1132 00:42:58,934 --> 00:42:59,934 - GOOD BABY. 1133 00:42:59,934 --> 00:43:01,400 - IT'S SUCH A RELIEF 1134 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,233 TO SEE THAT THE BABY'S DEVELOPING PERFECTLY. 1135 00:43:03,233 --> 00:43:05,200 - ALL RIGHT SHOW'S OVER, FOLKS. 1136 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,133 [laughter] 1137 00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:10,400 - NEXT ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 1138 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,834 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 1139 00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:13,967 [click] 1140 00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:15,367 - OKAY, SO YOUR HEAD'S NOW JAMMED. 1141 00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:17,133 RELAX. [laughing] 1142 00:43:17,133 --> 00:43:19,533 MOMMY'S GOT IT. 1143 00:43:19,533 --> 00:43:21,967 - OH MY GOD, IT'S ALL OVER THE BED. 1144 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:24,900 DID YOUR WATER BREAK? - CALL DR. GOLD. 1145 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:28,233 - I'M NOT READY. - THIS IS FIVE WEEKS EARLY. 1146 00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:31,700 OOH... 1147 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,600 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 1148 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,867 I WANNA KNOW HOW HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS 1149 00:43:36,867 --> 00:43:40,033 GIVE BIRTH IN THE BATHROOM STALL. 1150 00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:42,834 I'M NOW ON AS MUCH DRUGS THAT COULD PROBABLY 1151 00:43:42,834 --> 00:43:46,033 CHOKE A HORSE, AND I'M AWAKE. 1152 00:43:46,033 --> 00:43:47,500 AND I WANNA SHOW YOU... 1153 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,266 MY SUPPORT TEAM AROUND ME. 1154 00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:51,200 THAT'S JULIE. 1155 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,500 THERE'S JASON. 1156 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,233 AND THEN THERE'S ME. 1157 00:43:54,233 --> 00:43:57,133 WHY AM I THE MOST INSANE PERSON IN THE WORLD 1158 00:43:57,133 --> 00:44:00,400 THAT I CANNOT SLEEP RIGHT NOW? 1159 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,367 PARDON THE BELCH. 1160 00:44:02,367 --> 00:44:04,400 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 1161 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,734 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.