1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,200 THIS IS ST. BARTS! - I'M SO EXCITED. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,900 GIMME KISSES. 3 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,400 - OH, MY GOD! - YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING! 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,667 - OHH! [laughing] 5 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:18,400 - HAPPY HONEYMOON, BABY. - HAPPY HONEYMOON. 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,400 WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR AN IGUANA RIGHT NOW? 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,934 THIS ISN'T NORMAL. 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,900 - BECAUSE AN ANIMAL [bleep] IN OUR LIVING ROOM. 9 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:26,367 [clatter] - AAH! 10 00:00:26,367 --> 00:00:28,834 I LIKE THE WORD MOMMY. I WANNA HEAR THE WORD MOMMY. 11 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:32,033 WHEN DO THEY TALK AND WALK? - I THINK MAYBE AROUND ONE. 12 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:34,633 YOU BABYSAT BEFORE, RIGHT? - NO. HAVE YOU? 13 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:36,633 - FOR TWO HOURS, AND I WAS EXHAUSTED. 14 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:38,033 BUT I NEVER CHANGED A DIAPER. 15 00:00:38,033 --> 00:00:40,500 - I NEVER CHANGED A DIAPER. - OH, MY GOD. 16 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,233 - I GUESS THE [bleep]'S ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN. 17 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:44,300 I LEFT EVERYTHING TO THE LAST MINUTE OF MY LIFE, 18 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,166 AND NOW EVERYTHING'S LIKE TOO ALL TOGETHER. 19 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:48,033 AND WE'RE LIKE ON OUR HONEYMOON, 20 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:49,867 AND WE'RE HAVING A BABY IN TWO MONTHS. 21 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:52,066 - IT'S OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS TOGETHER. 22 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:08,467 [upbeat jazz] 23 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:15,967 ♪♪ ♪♪ 24 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,233 - HI, BETHENNY. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 25 00:01:19,233 --> 00:01:22,867 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. WELCOME TO THE CPR CLASS. 26 00:01:22,867 --> 00:01:24,233 I'M GOING BACK TO ROSIE POPE. 27 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:26,133 I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT ANYTHING, 28 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,533 AND I JUST WANT THE CLIFFS NOTES. 29 00:01:28,533 --> 00:01:30,200 I'M CRAMMING. HI. 30 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,000 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 31 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,600 - HAVE A SEAT, AND FERN'S GONNA TAKE IT FROM HERE. 32 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,200 - OKAY, SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY 33 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,266 IS GO THROUGH HOW TO CLEAR OUT A BLOCKED AIRWAY. 34 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,367 AND WE'RE ALSO GONNA GO THROUGH HOW TO DO CPR-- 35 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,433 CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION. 36 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:45,867 HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THE KIDS ARE OBSTRUCTED? 37 00:01:45,867 --> 00:01:47,367 UM...ANY IDEAS? 38 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:49,800 - THEY'RE NOT COUGHING. - EXACTLY. 39 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,567 - I'M SURROUNDED BY THE STEPFORD WIVES OF THE UPPER EAST SIDE. 40 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:54,400 AND I JUST FELT LIKE I WAS IN SCHOOL, 41 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,800 AND I HAD NO PAPER AND NO PENCIL 42 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,700 AND I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK, AND I'M LIKE, "DUDE," 43 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,467 LIKE LOOKING AT THEM TO GET THE ANSWERS. 44 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:02,900 LIKE, WHAT DID YOU-- DID YOU--NO. 45 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:05,233 - WITH THE HEEL OF YOUR HAND BETWEEN THE SHOULDERS, 46 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:06,900 GIVE THEM FIVE BACK BLOWS. 47 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:09,934 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 48 00:02:09,934 --> 00:02:12,400 HOPEFULLY, IT WILL COME OUT AFTER THE FIRST OR SECOND TRY. 49 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,934 - YEAH, IN OTHER WORDS, WE DID FIRST THE BABY-- 50 00:02:16,934 --> 00:02:18,233 - AND IT DID NOT WORK? - IT DIDN'T WORK. 51 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:19,700 - [bleep]. [laughter] 52 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,367 OH, I'M ALREADY SWEATING, LIKE MY BALLS-- 53 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,433 I'M PANIC-STRICKEN ALREADY. 54 00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:24,900 - AND THEN YOU'RE PRESSING DOWN 55 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,533 APPROXIMATELY 1/2 TO 1 INCH ALSO FIVE TIMES, 56 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:29,600 AND HOPEFULLY, THAT WILL WORK. 57 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,800 - OH, MY GOD. - ONLY IF YOU SEE SOMETHING... 58 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,400 SCOOP, AND IF NOT, ONE, TWO, 59 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,967 THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 60 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:37,800 - I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THIS. IT SCARES ME. 61 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,834 AND I'M GONNA BE STARING AT MY BABY WITH BINOCULARS 62 00:02:39,834 --> 00:02:41,433 ALL DAY LONG. 63 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:43,600 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 64 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,700 FABULOUS. NOW, FLIP THEM OVER... 65 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,567 SO THEY'RE AT A 45-DEGREE ANGLE. 66 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:48,633 GREAT. 67 00:02:48,633 --> 00:02:50,066 - I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT GRAY AREA 68 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:52,333 OF LIKE MAYBE THE BABY'S SORT OF MAKING NOISE 69 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,266 AND SORT OF CHOKING. - YOU DON'T WANT TO CONSTANTLY 70 00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:55,867 HIT THEM ON THE BACK, 71 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:57,633 OR YOUR KID'S GONNA BE IN THERAPY 20 YEARS FROM NOW. 72 00:02:57,633 --> 00:02:59,734 EVERY TIME I HACKED, MY MOTHER CAME AND SMACKED ME ON THE BACK. 73 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:02,433 - RIGHT. THAT WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN ANYWAY, BUT... 74 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,266 - SO IF THAT DIDN'T WORK... 75 00:03:05,266 --> 00:03:07,367 THE STEPS ARE CALLED YOUR A, B, Cs. 76 00:03:07,367 --> 00:03:09,333 - IS THE PLASTIC WHAT THE BABY'S CHOKING ON RIGHT NOW? 77 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,266 - NO, WE'RE JUST DOING THIS FOR SANITARY REASONS. 78 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:13,834 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER THE BABY'S HEAD. 79 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:15,767 WE ARE NOT SUFFOCATING THE BABY. - OH, OKAY. 80 00:03:15,767 --> 00:03:18,333 - OKAY, SO THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO CALL FOR HELP. 81 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:19,533 - SORRY. 82 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,400 - I COVER THE BABY'S NOSTRILS AND MOUTH, 83 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,367 AND I GIVE TWO PUFFS OF AIR. 84 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:26,367 [blowing] 85 00:03:26,367 --> 00:03:28,266 NOW, HOPEFULLY, THE CHEST WILL RISE. 86 00:03:28,266 --> 00:03:29,834 SO THEN WE PUT THREE FINGERS 87 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,166 THE EXACT SAME PLACE WE DID BEFORE. 88 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:34,667 ONE AND TWO AND THREE AND FOUR AND 30. 89 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:36,166 AND THEN I GIVE TWO PUFFS OF AIR. 90 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,367 THAT'S CPR-- CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION. 91 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:39,900 - JASON NEEDS TO TAKE THIS CLASS. 92 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,934 JULIE NEEDS TO TAKE IT. MAX NEEDS TO TAKE IT. 93 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:43,734 MY DOORMAN, EVERYBODY ON MY BLOCK. 94 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:46,467 LIKE I WANT EVERYONE AROUND THE BABY 95 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,433 TO KNOW WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY. 96 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:49,867 - TILT THE HEAD BACK. RIGHT. 97 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:53,166 YOU'RE LOOKING TO SEE IF THE CHEST IS RISING AND FALLING. 98 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,533 - OKAY. - OKAY, SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA 99 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:56,367 GIVE TWO PUFFS OF AIR. 100 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:57,800 GREAT. 101 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,600 FABULOUS. - [blows] 102 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,867 - NOW, THREE FINGERS, AND THEN YOU PRESS DOWN. 103 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,900 HOW MANY TIMES? - 30. 104 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,734 - RIGHT. YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH IT? 105 00:04:07,734 --> 00:04:09,934 - IS THE BABY ALIVE NOW? - THE BABY'S GREAT. 106 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:12,033 - GREAT. OKAY. FABULOUS. 107 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:13,767 ALL RIGHT, GOLD STAR. - GOOD JOB. 108 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:16,266 - OKAY. - GREAT. 109 00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:17,734 - SO RIGHT NOW WE'RE GONNA DO THE LAST TWO 110 00:04:17,734 --> 00:04:19,233 REALLY IMPORTANT, AND IN MY OPINION, 111 00:04:19,233 --> 00:04:20,734 THE MOST DIFFICULT THINGS-- 112 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:22,734 ONE IS TO BREAK DOWN THE STROLLER WHILE HOLDING THE BABY 113 00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:24,200 AND THROW IT INTO THE BACK OF THE TAXI, 114 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,300 AND THE SECOND THING IS TO PUT THE CAR SEAT INTO THE CAR. 115 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,133 GRAB A BABY. WE'RE GONNA GO OUTSIDE. 116 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:29,834 CAR SEAT AND STROLLER. 117 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:33,200 HERE IS A STANDARD SNAP-AND-GO CAR SEAT. 118 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,066 YOU PRESS IN THESE BUTTONS HERE, 119 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:37,400 AND YOU CAN PULL THIS OFF. 120 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,367 IT'S VERY SIMPLE. - PRESS THOSE TWO RED BUTTONS? 121 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,100 - YEP. 122 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,300 - OKAY. - OKAY? 123 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,667 AND THEN LIFT THE CAR SEAT UP. 124 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:47,834 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TO PUT THE CAR SEAT IN? 125 00:04:47,834 --> 00:04:48,834 - NO. - OKAY. 126 00:04:48,834 --> 00:04:51,000 CAR SEAT HAS TO FACE BACKWARDS. 127 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,233 - WOULD HAVE FAILED THAT. 128 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:54,533 - RUN THE SEATBELT UNDERNEATH. 129 00:04:54,533 --> 00:04:56,600 - I WILL NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE UNTIL THIS BABY'S 18 YEARS OLD. 130 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,433 - SO ONCE YOU'VE GOT THE CAR SEAT IN, 131 00:04:58,433 --> 00:05:01,133 I PUT THE BABY IN. 132 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:03,867 NOW YOU PUT DOWN THE BIG HANDLEBAR OVER THE TOP. 133 00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:05,800 - OKAY, SO YOUR HEAD'S NOW JAMMED IN-- 134 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,967 - BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHOP THE BABY'S HEAD OFF. 135 00:05:07,967 --> 00:05:10,900 - NO. OKAY. 136 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,667 - SO WHEN ARE YOU... [Bethenny whimpering] 137 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,467 - HOLD ON, ROSIE. IT'S ALL GONNA WORK OUT. 138 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:20,567 OKAY. 139 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:22,500 - THERE YOU GO. - JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 140 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,800 NEVER GONNA LEAVE THE HOUSE. THERE'S NO REASON. 141 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,967 [laughing, muttering] 142 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:31,867 ROSIE...I SO...HAVE THIS! 143 00:05:31,867 --> 00:05:33,900 I WROTE TWO NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLERS. 144 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,533 I CAN PUT A BABY IN A SEATBELT IN A CAR, OKAY? 145 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:39,000 RELAX. [laughing] 146 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,734 MOMMY'S GOT IT. 147 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:43,100 [laughing] OH, PLEASE... 148 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,900 PLEASE WORK. PLEASE! 149 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,467 [laughing] 150 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:48,934 - YOU OKAY? 151 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:50,400 I SORT OF FEEL THAT 152 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,734 YOU NEED TO PUT THE CAR SEAT IN YOUR CAR PRETTY SOON. 153 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:54,633 - YEAH, YOU TH-- YOU THINK? 154 00:05:54,633 --> 00:05:56,233 - OKAY, NOW MAKE SURE IT'S HOOKED ON THE-- 155 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:57,900 THERE YOU GO! 156 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:01,667 - DRIVER...TAKE THIS BABY WHEREVER IT WANTS TO GO. 157 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 [doorbell rings] 158 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,567 [barking] 159 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:12,400 - ALL RIGHT. OKAY, BOOBOO. 160 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,934 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 161 00:06:13,934 --> 00:06:15,834 HI. - GINA, BETHENNY. 162 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,767 - HOW ARE YOU? 163 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:19,433 [shrilling] OH, MY GOD! 164 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:21,800 LOOK HOW CUTE HE LOOKS! 165 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,100 - THIS IS A GOOD LOOK RIGHT NOW. 166 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,900 I LIKE THIS! [laughing] 167 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,700 - WHO ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE MAN? 168 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,367 YOU'RE SO NEW AND PERFECT. 169 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:33,033 I JUST WANTED TO SEE LAUREN. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER BABY. 170 00:06:33,033 --> 00:06:35,600 AND I WAS CURIOUS... 171 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,000 TO GET SOME PERSPECTIVE WHAT A NEWBORN LOOKS LIKE. 172 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,333 OH... 173 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,600 [baby crying] 174 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,500 - OH. OH, MY LITTLE STUD MUFFIN. 175 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,533 MY LITTLE STUD MUFFIN. - HOW OLD IS HE NOW? 176 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:48,000 - HE'S A MONTH. 177 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,600 - THIS IS NEW FOR COOKIE TOO, SO LET'S... 178 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,667 - OH, YEAH, LET'S SEE HOW COOKIE DOES. 179 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,967 THIS IS A BIG, UH... - THIS IS BIG FOR YOU, COOK. 180 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:55,667 COOKIE IS OBSESSED WITH ME 181 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:58,500 AND DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ANYONE ELSE AROUND AND... 182 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,433 IT WAS DEFINITELY A BIG CONCERN-- 183 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:03,133 HOW COOKIE WOULD BE WITH A BABY. 184 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:05,567 [barking] - OH, DEAR. 185 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:08,300 [crying] I KNOW. 186 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,667 - HOW'S YOUR DOG? FINE? 187 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:10,900 - JEALOUS. 188 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,900 - I WAS TOLD YOU HAVE TO LOVE BOTH. 189 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,133 - I THINK THAT'S MY BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS THE DOG 190 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:16,500 AND THE BABY. 191 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,767 [woof] - NO. 192 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:21,467 [woof woof] [baby crying] 193 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:26,533 YOU WANT ICE WATER? 194 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,967 EVERY TIME THE BABY CRIES, COOKIE BARKS. 195 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:33,700 IT'S LIKE PAVLOV'S DOG. AND I'M THINKING... 196 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,333 OH, MY GOD. 197 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:37,367 THIS IS GOING TO BE... 198 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:39,233 BARK CENTRAL. 199 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:40,400 [woof] 200 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,467 - HE ATE, AND LIKE FOR THEM, 201 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:44,700 IF THEY HAVE A GAS BUBBLE, IT'S SO PAINFUL. 202 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,767 COME HERE, LET'S SNUGGLE. YOU WANNA SNUGGLE WITH MOMMY? 203 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:52,567 WANNA SNUGGLE WITH THE MAMA? 204 00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:54,400 - EVERYONE'S TELLING ME THAT I WILL NOT SLEEP, 205 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,333 AND I HAVE A MASSIVE ANXIETY ABOUT IT. 206 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,900 - WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NURSE. 207 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,934 - I HEAR THAT YOU'RE THE GODSEND. 208 00:07:59,934 --> 00:08:02,467 THE NURSE IS THE KEY. - GINA IS. 209 00:08:02,467 --> 00:08:05,133 - LAUREN'S ON THE LAST LEG OF THE TOUR WITH GINA, 210 00:08:05,133 --> 00:08:07,900 AND THE MINUTE THAT TOUR ENDS, 211 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,533 I'M SNAPPING GINA UP. 212 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:11,166 - IT'S WORSE THAN A DRUG ADDICTION, 213 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:13,033 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S MORE EXPENSIVE. 214 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:14,834 - RIGHT. - IT'S WORTH IT. 215 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,266 - LISTEN, IF YOU'RE BREAST-FEEDING, 216 00:08:16,266 --> 00:08:18,367 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE UP EVERY FEW HOURS FEEDING. 217 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,567 - THE BREAST-FEEDING BABY IS HARD TO PUT ON A SCHEDULE. 218 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,734 - IS HARD TO PUT ON A SCHEDULE, 219 00:08:22,734 --> 00:08:24,333 'CAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY. 220 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,734 - YES. AND THEY'RE BEING FED ON DEMAND. 221 00:08:25,734 --> 00:08:27,433 - YOU DON'T GET MUCH SLEEP, TRUTHFULLY. 222 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:29,100 - HOW MUCH DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT? 223 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,000 - WELL, LAST NIGHT I SLEPT, 'CAUSE I HAD GINA. 224 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,800 - I WON'T BE DOING ANY KIND OF MY WORK SCHEDULE FOR A WHILE. 225 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,467 - YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM? 226 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:38,266 [baby fussing] OH, COME ON, BOOBOO. 227 00:08:38,266 --> 00:08:40,767 - HI, LITTLE MAN. 228 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:42,367 OH, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 229 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:44,700 SHH... IT'S OKAY. 230 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,467 - OH, HE LIKES YOU! 231 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:48,200 - IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, BOOBOO. 232 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,667 I HAVE ONLY ONE BABY NOW. A FURRY BABY. 233 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,200 THIS IS A GOOD MOVE. 234 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,600 MASSAGE WITH THE FEET, HOLDING... 235 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,066 - YEAH, YOU GOTTA GET A WHOLE METHOD GOING ON. 236 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:59,367 - THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT? COOKIE, GOOD GIRL. 237 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:02,100 GOOD GIRL, COOKIE, BABY. - GOOD GIRL, COOKIE. 238 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,667 - HE LOVES YOUR BOOB. - CAN YOU BLAME HIM? 239 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:06,800 BOOBOO, THE BABY'S GOING BACK IN THE STROLLER, 240 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,300 AND YOU DID A GOOD JOB. 241 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,266 GOOD GIRL! 242 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:13,233 I FELT A LITTLE BIT MORE CALM ABOUT COOKIE. 243 00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:16,633 I FELT LIKE WE... WE WERE MAKING PROGRESS. 244 00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:18,433 DO A LOT OF PEOPLE STOP YOU ON THE STREET? 245 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,133 - YEAH. - IS IT ANNOYING? 246 00:09:20,133 --> 00:09:21,967 - I LOVE IT. YOU'LL GET ANNOYED. 247 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,400 - I'D BE ANNOYED? - YEAH. 248 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,066 - I JUST KEPT THINKING ABOUT THE BREASTS, 249 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,200 THE DIAPERS, THE CRYING... LIKE THE WHOLE THING. 250 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,000 AND I USED TO BE LIKE... 251 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,934 LIKE I COULDN'T EVEN HEAR ANY OF THAT. 252 00:09:30,934 --> 00:09:32,133 BYE. YOU LOOK GREAT. 253 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,667 YOU LOOK UNBELIEVABLE. - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 254 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,266 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SPEAK IN A LITTLE WHILE. 255 00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:36,767 - OKAY. SAY BYE! 256 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:38,033 GOOD-BYE! 257 00:09:38,033 --> 00:09:40,333 YOU DID IT. YOU WERE GOOD WITH THE BABY. 258 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,400 GOOD GIRL. 259 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:55,934 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH THIS ROOM. 260 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:58,133 SO I HAVE FIVE WEEKS UNTIL THE BABY'S DUE, 261 00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,567 AND NOW I AM CRAVING ORDER... 262 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,066 IN THE BABY'S ROOM. 263 00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:04,567 I NEED MY TWO BABIES TO HELP ME 264 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:06,700 ORGANIZE MY BABY'S ROOM. 265 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,133 SO YOUR HAIR'S A LITTLE SHORTER TODAY. 266 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:11,166 - YOU KNOW, I TOOK A LOT OF [bleep] AT THE WEDDING, 267 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:13,633 AND I JUST NEEDED TO GIVE IT A LITTLE BIT OF A TRIM. 268 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:14,834 - YOU TOOK A LOT OF [bleep] 269 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:16,467 ABOUT YOUR EYEBROWS, TOO, JASON TOLD ME. 270 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,300 - YEAH! OH, MY GOD... - I THINK YOU DIDN'T WANT 271 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,133 TO TELL HIS BOYS THAT YOU GET YOUR EYEBROWS WAXED. 272 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,567 - I DON'T GET MY EYEBROWS WAXED! 273 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:24,367 - IT IS SUCH A PERFECT LINE THAT IT'S UNACCEPTABLE. 274 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,400 - IT IS ACCEPTABLE. - WHAT DO YOU TAKE, A STRAIGHT-- 275 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,967 LIKE WHAT DO YOU TAKE, A RULER OUT? 276 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:29,567 - NO! - LOOK AT THE LINE 277 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:31,200 ON THE INSIDE OF HIS EYEBROWS AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT-- 278 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,667 - HE JUST USES A RAZOR. - I DON'T USE A RAZOR! 279 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,567 NO, NO, NO, NO. I USE A TWEEZER. 280 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,800 - THE WHOLE HOUSE NEEDS TO BE PREPARED FOR THE BABY, 281 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,967 AND NOTHING IS GETTING DONE. 282 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,867 - WHILE YOU WERE AWAY LAST WEEK, I WENT OUT ON A DATE 283 00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:46,867 WITH A GIRL THAT I MET AT THE JCC EVENT. 284 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:48,900 - YOU DID? REALLY? 285 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,433 SO YOU DID GET A NUMBER. 286 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,900 BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU GOT NO NUMBERS. 287 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,533 - IT WAS MAD DL. I HAD JUST STARTED TALKING-- 288 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:56,200 - EXCUSE ME? IT WAS MAD DL? 289 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,633 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO? 290 00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:59,200 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT IS MAD DL? 291 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,400 - [laughs] IT WAS ON THE DOWN LOW. 292 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,500 - OH. IT WAS ON THE DOWN LOW. 293 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,066 - WELL, BECAUSE... 294 00:11:04,066 --> 00:11:06,633 - DID SHE GET ON THE DOWN LOW ON THE DATE? 295 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,300 - YOU KNOW, A GENTLEMAN DOESN'T KISS AND TELL, BETHENNY. 296 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,433 - OKAY. SO...ANY OTHER NUMBERS? ANY OTHER PROSPECTS? 297 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:14,834 - UM...WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT HAS TO DO WITH YOU, 298 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,400 BY THE WAY. 299 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,467 WITH YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOOK ME UP WITH. 300 00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:20,000 - WHO? KRISTIN FARRELL? - YEAH. 301 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,066 - YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HER. - I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HER! 302 00:11:22,066 --> 00:11:24,333 BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA PUT IN A GOOD WORD. 303 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,867 - YOU HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY JEWELRY. 304 00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:28,500 KRISTIN FARRELL IS WHERE WE GOT MY ENGAGEMENT RING FROM 305 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,900 AND WEDDING BANDS. - YEAH, LISTEN. 306 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,967 WHENEVER THERE'S A DROP-OFF AT KRISTIN FARRELL, 307 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,000 I MAKE SURE I'M ON IT. - SHE'S THE ONE YOU REALLY LIKE. 308 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,867 - I'D LIKE TO TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE, FOR SURE. 309 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,233 HERE'S MY ISSUE-- 310 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,767 - NO, WE HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE ANYWAY. 311 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,700 - I JUST FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE GOING INTO WHERE SHE WORKS 312 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,166 AND SAYING LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, 313 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,567 MIGHT I TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME?" 314 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:47,667 I JUST FELT WEIRD DOING IT AT HER WORK WHERE SHE WORKS. 315 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,133 - SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HER UP? 316 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:52,166 - I DON'T KNOW HER. I DON'T HAVE HER NUMBER. 317 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,567 - SO ASK HER FOR HER NUMBER. 318 00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:55,000 IF SHE DOESN'T GIVE IT TO YOU-- 319 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,533 - INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU, IT'S KRISTIN FARRELL. 320 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,633 - I, UH--OKAY. 321 00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:00,767 - OF COURSE I'M GONNA BUTT MY NOSE INTO EVERYTHING 322 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,667 AND GIVE HIM UNSOLICITED ADVICE. 323 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:03,934 I'M HER. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 324 00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:05,300 LET'S DO IT. - HELLO. 325 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,834 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HOW'S IT GOING? 326 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:09,367 - GREAT. HOW WAS THE WEDDING? - OH, IT WAS GREAT, UM... 327 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,300 I HUNG OUT WITH YOUR BROTHER AND YOUR SISTER. 328 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,734 IT WAS REALLY COOL TO HANG WITH THEM. 329 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,533 THEY'RE REALLY NICE. - THEY SAID THEY HAD 330 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,200 A REALLY GOOD TIME. - YEAH. UM... 331 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,667 NOW I'M STUCK. 332 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,233 - WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND? 333 00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,600 WELL, YOU'RE HERE FOR A REASON. 334 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,567 - OH, OH, OH. THIS IS A KNIFE. 335 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,633 - RIGHT. [laughter] 336 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,100 - I'M GONNA STAB MYSELF WITH IT. 337 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,734 - I'M JUST GONNA GO LIKE THIS REAL QUICK. 338 00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:31,266 - WELL, THAT WOULD BE FUNNY, ACTUALLY. 339 00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:33,500 THAT'S HUMOR. IF SENTIMENTALITY DOESN'T WORK, 340 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,033 IT'D BE FUNNY TO BE LIKE, "IF YOU SAY NO 341 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:36,767 "TO HAVING A DRINK WITH ME, I'M GONNA HAVE TO 342 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,633 IMPALE MYSELF WITH BETHENNY'S WEDDING KNIFE." 343 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,333 - IF YOU SAY NO, THAT SOUNDS...DESPERATE. 344 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,800 - IT'S FUNNY. I DON'T THINK SHE THINKS 345 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,633 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA STAB YOURSELF WITH MY WEDDING KNIFE. 346 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,367 - YOU'RE RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, SO I'D BE LIKE, 347 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,066 "SO YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR A DRINK SOMETIME?" 348 00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,967 - THAT'S TOO CONFIDENT. IT'S TOO COCKY. 349 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:52,000 LIKE I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST BE NICER ABOUT IT. 350 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,266 WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER HAVING A GLASS OF WINE WITH ME 351 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:55,433 OR JUST HAVING A DRINK WITH ME 352 00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:57,066 RIGHT HERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD? 353 00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:59,133 - IF SHE SAYS YES, THEN... THEN SAY, "ALL RIGHT, COOL, 354 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,600 WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A CALL SOMETIME?" 355 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,467 - NO, BE CONFIDENT. SAY, "WHEN ARE YOU FREE?" 356 00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:04,734 - YOU JUST SAID BEFORE DON'T ACT TOO CONFIDENT 357 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,333 AND SAY, "CAN YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE?" 358 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,900 - YOU ARE CONFIDENT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO-- 359 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,333 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE... 360 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,300 "HEY, LET'S GO FOR A DRINK SOMETIME." 361 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:14,200 JUST BE VERY, VERY NICE AND VERY DIRECT 362 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,900 AND YOU GET IT DONE. - OKAY. 363 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,133 - I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU... GET SOME. 364 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,633 IT'D BE NICE. 365 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,033 - YOU KNOW, I DO-- I DO BETTER THAN YOU THINK 366 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,567 OR YOU GIVE ME CREDIT FOR. 367 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,433 - WE'LL SEE. 368 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,934 COMING UP... WATER COMING DOWN MY LEG. 369 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,100 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S ALL OVER THE BED. 370 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,867 DID YOUR WATER BREAK? 371 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,233 - JASE. JASON? 372 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,633 [Cookie barking] 373 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,367 - WH--WHAT HAPPENED? 374 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,433 - THERE WAS WATER COMING DOWN MY LEG, 375 00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:50,000 AND THEN I WENT AND PEED, 376 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,767 AND THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD. 377 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,433 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S ALL OVER THE BED. 378 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,266 DID YOUR WATER BREAK? - CALL DR. GOLD. 379 00:13:56,266 --> 00:13:58,000 THERE WAS A PUDDLE ON THE BED... 380 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,200 SO MAYBE MY WATER BROKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 381 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,867 NO ONE TOLD ME THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, 382 00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:04,000 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE-- EVERYBODY--THE MOVIES SAY 383 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,266 YOU'RE STANDING UP AND IT'S LIKE 384 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,967 NIAGARA FALLS IS COMING OUT OF YOUR LEGS. 385 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,166 THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S LIKE. 386 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,633 THE BED HAS A PUDDLE. 387 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,467 IF IT TRICKLED DOWN MY LEG, NOW I KNOW-- 388 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,667 MY WATER BROKE. 389 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,600 OKAY. - WHAT'D HE SAY? 390 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,033 - SAID GO TO THE SIXTH FLOOR AT LENOX HOSPITAL. 391 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,934 - IT'S HAPPENING? - I THINK IT'S HAPPENING. 392 00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:20,133 - I'M NOT READY. 393 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,767 - THIS IS FIVE WEEKS EARLY. 394 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,333 NO. I'M NOT READY. 395 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,266 WE'RE NOT PREPARED. THIS IS NOT ON THE SCHEDULE. 396 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,000 IT'S NOT ON THE CALENDAR. I HAVE THE TODAY SHOW MONDAY. 397 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,767 I HAVE QVC WEDNESDAY. I'M NOT READY TO HAVE A BABY. 398 00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,433 GET THE PHONE AND CALL JULIE. 399 00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:34,133 GET ORGANIZED, AND WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP. 400 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:36,233 - I GOTTA TELL MY PARENTS TOO. 401 00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:38,433 DAD... - OH, MY GOD! 402 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:41,400 THIS IS HAPPENING! - I THINK, UH... 403 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,233 I THINK I'M GONNA BE A DAD TODAY. 404 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:46,400 I THINK HER WATER BROKE. - OH, MY GOD, CALL THE NURSE! 405 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,567 - SO GET MOM AND, UH... I-I GUESS COME. 406 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,066 - YOU NEED TO GET A PIECE OF PAPER. 407 00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,633 PEN AND PAD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL. 408 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:55,967 WE HAVE NO BAG PACKED. WE HAVE NO PLAN. 409 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:57,800 WE HAVE NO BABY'S ROOM. WE HAVE NO BASSINET. 410 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,433 WE HAVE NO NOTHING. IT IS FIVE WEEKS BEFORE. 411 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,100 LIKE WE HAVEN'T DONE [bleep]. 412 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,100 - I JUST WANNA CALL EVERYBODY. 413 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,900 - I KNOW, BUT THIS IS NOT-- - I WANNA CALL PEOPLE. 414 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,500 - I KNOW, BUT WE DIDN'T JUST GET ENGAGED. 415 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,100 THERE'S WATER COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA. 416 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,400 JUST GET--GET--GET A PAD AND A PEN. 417 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,734 DO ME A FAVOR, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A MANIAC. 418 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:18,266 - OH. I THINK HER WATER BROKE. - YOU'RE CALLING YOUR FRIENDS! 419 00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:20,066 JUST--WE'LL DO THAT LATER. YOU HAVE ALL DAY! 420 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:21,533 - I GOTTA CALL OPIE. 421 00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:23,066 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL HIM NOW! 422 00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:24,934 THE BABY'S NOT COM-- - I'M GETTING YELLED AT. 423 00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:27,100 BUT I THINK IT'S HAPPENING. I THINK IT'S HAPPENING! 424 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,700 - THE BABY-- - I'M EXCITED. 425 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,000 - JULIE, HE'S OUT OF CONTROL. HE'S CALLING HIS FRIENDS. 426 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,533 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YES. IT'S HAPPENING. 427 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,433 [Cookie barking] - COME ON, COOKIE. 428 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,800 WE'RE GONNA GO ON A WALK. - DO ME A FAVOR. 429 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,500 WE'RE HAVING A MEETING. THIS IS A MEETING NOW. 430 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,233 GIVE ME THE--TAKE THE PHONE OUT OF HIS HAND. 431 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,200 - WHY ARE YOU ON THE PHONE? - I'M CALLING PEOPLE. 432 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,700 LET'S GO. - LISTEN, THIS IS NOT-- 433 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,867 WE'RE NOT--IT'S NOT MARDI GRAS. - I JUST GOT EXCITED. 434 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,433 - DON'T CALL PEOPLE. - YOU'RE SHOWERING? 435 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,367 - I'M SHOWERING. WE HAVE TO. 436 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,166 GET THE SCRUBS AND MAKE SURE ABOUT THE NURSE. 437 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,934 CALL CORY AND SANDY. CANCEL DINNER TONIGHT. 438 00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:54,433 - OKAY. YOU TAKE A SHOWER. I HAVE YOUR SCHEDULE-- 439 00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:57,133 - BUT MAKE SURE THE NURSE KNOWS, 'CAUSE WE NEED A NURSE NOW. 440 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,333 - YEAH. - HOW DO YOU FEEL, MAMA? 441 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,300 - I FEEL GREAT. YOU NEED TO GET A GRIP. 442 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,567 - I'M GETTING A GRIP. 443 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:03,633 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU NEED TO GET A CAR. 444 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,000 - WHAT DO I DO? - JASON, JUST GET A BAG. 445 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,433 - WE DON'T EVEN--IT SAYS SEVERAL COPIES OF YOUR BIRTH PLAN. 446 00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,400 WE DON'T HAVE A BIRTH PLAN. [laughing] 447 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,667 - I GUESS WE'RE CANCELING THE LAMAZE CLASSES. 448 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,867 - I NEED A WATCH WITH A SECOND HAND. 449 00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:17,367 HOLD ON. OH, JESUS, COOKIE! 450 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,700 FAVORITE LOTIONS. YOU NEED-- 451 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,500 - CAN YOU JUST GET THE PAD SO WE CAN WRITE A NOTE? 452 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,667 I WANT TO CHARGE MY PHONE. I HAVE NO CHARGE ON MY PHONE. 453 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,033 - OKAY, HERE. TOOTHBRUSH. TOOTHBRUSH. 454 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:26,233 - THEY SAY TO BRING SOMETHING TO OCCUPY YOURSELF. 455 00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:28,233 HERE'S MY BOOK. I HAVE ONE MORE EDIT. 456 00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,567 HOW MANY DAYS DO PEOPLE USUALLY-- 457 00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:33,066 - YOU NEED SWEATS AND SOCKS. - I NEED UNDERWEAR. 458 00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:34,934 THEY'RE PURPLE. - THEY'RE A THONG. 459 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,600 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT SOMETHING IN YOUR VAG 460 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,834 WHEN--AFTER YOU HAVE A BABY. 461 00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:40,200 YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT A THONG ON! 462 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,533 - ALL RIGHT, SO RIGHT NOW I NEED YOU 463 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,834 TO GET ME SOME UNDERWEAR. 464 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,567 THANK GOD FOR JULIE. 465 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:46,934 JULIE WAS BEYOND THE VOICE OF CALM AND REASON, 466 00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:49,900 AND JASON AND I WERE TWO LUNATICS. 467 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,367 SO MAYBE TODAY THE BABY WILL COME OUT, NO? 468 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,867 Julie: YEAH. 469 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,500 - WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT IF WE'RE HAVING A BOY OR A GIRL. 470 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,667 - [laughing] I KNOW! 471 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,200 - THEN WE GOTTA FIGURE A NAME-- 472 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,367 OH, MY GOD, THE PRESSURE. 473 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,166 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE LIKE SHOWERING 474 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,567 AND YOU'RE BRUSHING YOUR HAIR. 475 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,533 - OH, MY GOD, SPEAKING OF WHICH, I NEED METAMUCIL, 476 00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:08,633 AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT PRUNE JUICE--NO JOKES. 477 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:10,266 JULIE... - BABY, I DON'T KNOW 478 00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:11,700 WHAT I WANNA WEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME 479 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,166 I MEET MY SON OR DAUGHTER. 480 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,500 - I DON'T EITHER. I-I-I... 481 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,667 DO I NEED A BRA? 482 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,834 - I FELT EXCITED. I FELT ANXIOUS. 483 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,467 BUT THEN I FELT TERRIFIED. 484 00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:22,633 I MEAN, I REALLY WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD," 485 00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:26,133 LIKE LIFE IS GONNA CHANGE-- BIG-TIME. 486 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:28,433 - WE NEED TO GET ORGANIZED. 487 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:30,400 - WE WILL BE. - I KNOW. 488 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,567 I GUESS I'M... - I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 489 00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:33,967 - IT'S TRUE, IT IS EARLY. 490 00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,200 MAYBE WE NEED TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL. 491 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,667 I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. WE'RE VERY EARLY. 492 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,734 - COOKIE, MAMA'S HAVING A BABY. - WAIT, BUT LET'S GO. 493 00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:40,300 YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S TRUE. WE SHOULD RUSH. 494 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,700 'CAUSE I'M THINKING WE'RE NORMAL. 495 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,166 WE'RE A MONTH EARLY. THIS ISN'T GOOD. 496 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,734 - WELL, WHERE'S MY PHONE? HOLD UP. 497 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,066 - SO PHONE AND CHARGER COME WITH US. 498 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,834 LET'S DO IT. 499 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,734 WE'RE HAVING A BABY. - WE'RE HAVING A BABY TODAY. 500 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,734 - I KNOW, JASON. - GONNA BE A DADDY TODAY. 501 00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:54,467 - I KNOW. 502 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,900 DADDY! - I'M GONNA BE A DADDY TODAY. 503 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,600 - YOU EXCITED? - I'M SO EXCITED. 504 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,133 - WE HAVE TO ENJOY. WE HAVE TO EMBRACE, 505 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,533 BECAUSE WE WON'T FEEL THIS WAY-- 506 00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:03,567 WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET TO EXPERIENCE THIS AGAIN. 507 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,266 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE'RE NOT GONNA EXPERIENCE THIS AGAIN? 508 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:07,667 - THIS COULD BE-- WE DON'T HAVE-- 509 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,333 THIS IS--THIS IS IT. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THIS IS IT? 510 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,066 WE MIGHT HAVE ONE MORE, NO? 511 00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:13,734 - LET'S BE IN THE MOMENT, THOUGH. 512 00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:15,433 - [chuckles] I KNOW. IT'S BABY TIME. 513 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,867 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BROTHER OR SISTER TODAY. 514 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:20,266 [overlapping comments] 515 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,734 WHOSE IS THIS? 516 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,800 - WE GOTTA GET POO-POOs AND PEE-PEEs NOW. 517 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,834 - OKAY. OR PAUL COMES OVER-- - LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 518 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,934 - JUST TAKE HER NOW-- - I'M TAKING HER NOW. 519 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:32,967 - COMING UP... 520 00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:35,467 - HOLD ON. BREATHE IT OUT, BABY. 521 00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:37,900 - I'M CROWNING! 522 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,300 NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. - LOOK AT THAT. 523 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,467 YOU'RE SO NOT SERIOUS, AND YOU'RE CONTRACTING. 524 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,867 WOULD YOU TAKE THIS THING SERIOUSLY, PLEASE? 525 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:44,867 [laughing] 526 00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,333 - WE'RE GONNA SEE WHAT'S IN HERE TODAY. 527 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,633 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I'M GOING BOY. 528 00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,934 I'M THINKING IT'S A BOY. 529 00:18:57,934 --> 00:18:59,300 - REALLY? - YEAH. 530 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,700 - WHY? - I DON'T KNOW. 531 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,734 - I LOVE HOW YOU SAY IT WITH AUTHORITY MAKES IT RIGHT. 532 00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:04,166 YOU'RE LIKE-- - NO, I DON'T KNOW. 533 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,934 I HAVE NO IDEA. - CAN WE STOP AT DAVID'S BAGELS? 534 00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:08,367 I'M STARVING. - NO. LET'S GET TO THE HOSPITAL. 535 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,700 - CAN YOU GET ME-- I'M STARVING. 536 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,767 - THERE'S PICK A BAGEL RIGHT NEXT TO THE, UH... 537 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,066 - OKAY. - YEAH, WE MIGHT BE 538 00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:14,800 WAITING FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 539 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,266 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK I'M COMING THERE 540 00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:18,033 AND DOWN THE CHUTE IS COMING THE BABY. 541 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,667 LIKE, WHEELS UP. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. 542 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,233 YOU THINK HE'S LIKE WAITING IN THE LOBBY 543 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,467 WITH A CATCHER'S MITT. 544 00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:25,433 - I CAN'T WAIT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS. 545 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,200 - WHAT'D YOUR PARENTS SAY? 546 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,500 - THIS IS THEIR FIRST GRANDCHILD. 547 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,066 THEY'RE DRIVING IN RIGHT NOW, I MEAN... 548 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,400 - CALL AND GET YOUR MOM A ROOM. 549 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,400 TELL JULIE TO DO THAT. - I WILL DO IT LATER, YEAH. 550 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,600 THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO STAY SUNDAY. 551 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,200 OR JUST FOR TONIGHT AND TOMORROW. 552 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,834 SUNDAY THEY'RE GONNA-- - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 553 00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,400 'CAUSE OF THE NURSE? 554 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,400 - WELL, THE NURSE ISN'T GONNA BE THERE SUNDAY. 555 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,967 - NO, I'M NOT--I LOVE YOU-- I'M NOT HAVING-- 556 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,066 I NEED A NURSE THERE. - BABY. 557 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,800 LET'S NOT ARGUE OVER THIS. 558 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,233 MY PARENTS HAVE RAISED TWO CHILDREN-- 559 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,734 - I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND. 560 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,433 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. - NO, BUT I WANNA LEARN. 561 00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:57,934 - I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY NEUROTIC OVER-- 562 00:19:57,934 --> 00:19:59,767 IT'S JUST 24 HOURS. IT'S COVERAGE. 563 00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,700 THAT'S WHAT GRANDPARENTS ARE THERE FOR. 564 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,834 SO LET'S NOT GET CRAZY. - MM-HMM. 565 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:09,533 - HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU THINK... [laughing] 566 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,266 MY PARENTS CALLED? - OH, MY--OH, NO! 567 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,033 I DON'T WANT YOUR PARENTS CALLING EVERYBODY. 568 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:14,800 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT NEWS CREWS OUTSIDE THE-- 569 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,400 CALL YOUR PARENTS AND TELL THEM NOT TO TELL ANYBODY. 570 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,567 I'M NOT KIDDING. - WHO'S GONNA KNOW 571 00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:18,734 IN HAZLETON, P.A.? - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 572 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,266 I DON'T KNOW. DO ME A FAVOR, THOUGH. 573 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:22,066 I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE NEWS. - IT'S--IT'S FINE. 574 00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:24,033 - I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN--PEREZ HILTON! 575 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,967 - BABY, ALL THEY'RE GONNA CALL IS FAMILY--STOP. 576 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,734 - JASON-- - STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 577 00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,166 [laughs] STOP! - JUST TELL THEM 578 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,867 NOT TO TELL PEOPLE. - I WILL, I WILL. 579 00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:33,000 JUST STOP. LET'S GET TO THE HOSPITAL. 580 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,533 - WILL YOU JUST RESPECT THAT FOR ME, PLEASE? 581 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,934 - I DO RESPECT THAT. - THANK YOU. 582 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,166 I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO RESPECT THAT. 583 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,867 - OKAY. I RESPECT THAT. - YOU KNOW? 584 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,333 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THINGS GET OUT. 585 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,734 I DO. 586 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,433 [line rings] - HEY, JULIE. 587 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,734 OH, YOU'RE HERE ALREADY? 588 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,433 HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE IT SO FAST? 589 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:58,233 [laughs] 590 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,033 - WHAT DO WE DO NOW? - WE GO TO THE SIXTH FLOOR. 591 00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:02,734 - OKAY. HI. 592 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,266 - HI, JULIE. - NOW WE GO TO THE SIXTH FLOOR? 593 00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:08,633 - YEAH. YEAH. SIXTH FLOOR. 594 00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:17,834 - HI. - HEY. 595 00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,667 - OH, MY GOD! - YOU EXCITED? 596 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,734 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! OH, MY GOSH. 597 00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,266 IT'S LIKE SO EARLY, THOUGH. 598 00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:25,300 THERE'S NOTHING FOR THE BABY TO EVEN SLEEP IN. 599 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,567 WHICH IS WHY I NEED YOU TO GO TO BELLINI 600 00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:29,166 AND PICK UP THE BASSINET. 601 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,100 YOU HAVE TO PICK IT OUT. - WHAT'S A BASSINET? 602 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,433 - IT'S LIKE WHAT THE-- NOT A CRIB. 603 00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:34,333 - CRIB? - NO. IT'S NOT A CRIB. 604 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,100 BASSINET'S LIKE FOR SMALLER, LIKE FOR INFANTS. 605 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,266 LIKE THIS IS JUST FOR NOW. - BUT YOU'RE GIVING 606 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:40,066 THE RESPONSIBILITY TO ME TO PICK THE THING OUT. 607 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,700 - YES, YES, YOU HAVE TO GO PICK IT UP, PICK IT OUT-- 608 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,967 I DON'T KNOW. 609 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,500 THE LADY WILL HELP YOU TAKE CARE OF IT. 610 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,100 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GO GET HER UNDERWEAR. 611 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,400 - ARE YOU [bleep] WITH ME? - NO. I'M SERIOUS. 612 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,767 BUT ANYWAY, I HAVE TO GET BACK UP TO HER. 613 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,266 - ALL RIGHT, JULES, GIVE ME SOME LOVE. 614 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,033 WE'LL SEE YOU. SEE YOU SOON. 615 00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:54,500 - ALL RIGHT, NOW. CALL ME. 616 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,567 ALL RIGHT, BYE. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE. 617 00:22:02,467 --> 00:22:06,467 - HOLD ON. BREATHE IT OUT, BABY. 618 00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:07,934 - I'M CROWNING! NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 619 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:09,567 - LOOK AT THAT. YOU'RE SO NOT SERIOUS. 620 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:11,100 AND YOU'RE CONTRACTING. 621 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,266 WOULD YOU TAKE THIS THING SERIOUSLY, PLEASE? 622 00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:14,900 [laughing] 623 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,734 - HI. 624 00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:17,967 - HI. - I BROUGHT YOU MORE ICE. 625 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:19,166 - I LOVE! - IS THAT ONE GOOD? 626 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:20,867 - IT'S AMAZING. THANK YOU FOR MY LOVELY DINNER. 627 00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,433 - THAT'S ALL SHE CAN HAVE. 628 00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,200 - I WAS SO PISSED WE DIDN'T HAVE A BAGEL TODAY. 629 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,266 - AND ALL YOU CAN EAT IS ICES. 630 00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:28,800 ITALIAN ICES. ONLY ITAL-- 631 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,633 ITALIAN ICES UNTIL YOUR FEET FALL OFF. 632 00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:32,600 AND NO ONE TOLD ME YOU COULD ONLY HAVE ICES. 633 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,467 I WOULD HAVE EATEN LIKE A TURKEY DINNER-- 634 00:22:34,467 --> 00:22:36,100 WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN. I WENT EARLY. 635 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,567 I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN WHAT TO EAT. 636 00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:40,300 SO WE'RE TALKING-- - WE COULD HAVE SNUCK ONE. 637 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,000 - I COULD HAVE EATEN A BAGEL. - RIGHT WHEN WE WERE THERE-- 638 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,700 I BROUGHT IT, AND I WAS LIKE, "JUST SNEAK IT BEFORE." 639 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:44,767 - YOU WERE SO RIGHT. - I KNOW, 640 00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:46,367 BECAUSE I KNEW WE WERE GONNA BE HERE. 641 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,033 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SAY-- "WE MESSED THE WHOLE BIRTH UP. 642 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,133 IT'S OVER"? - IT'S OKAY. 643 00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,767 LISTEN, WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE HOUSE? 644 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,166 WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH EVERYTHING? 645 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:55,700 - UM, JASON'S PARENTS HAVE THE BOO-BOO. 646 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,100 - CAR SEAT? - CAR SEAT-- 647 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,467 ME AND JASON'S DAD ARE GONNA DEAL WITH. 648 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:00,600 - ARE YOU GONNA ORGANIZE ALL...? 649 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,834 - IT'S GONNA BE ALL ORGANIZED. 650 00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:03,867 ME AND HIS MOM ARE ON IT. 651 00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:05,967 - AND THEN THE STROLLER, YOU'RE GONNA PUT TOGETHER. 652 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,500 - THE STROLLER... 653 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,433 - YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 654 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,433 - YEAH. 655 00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,266 - MY DAD WILL HELP YOU WITH THAT. 656 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,033 - YES, YES, CORRECT. - WHAT ELSE? 657 00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:17,734 - UH, WELL, MAX WENT TO BELLINI TO PICK UP THE BASSINET. 658 00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:20,800 AND I THINK HE GOT YOU, LIKE, UNDERWEAR, 659 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,967 LIKE, GRANNY PANTIES. 660 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,433 I TOLD HIM HE HAD TO GET YOU GRANNY PANTIES. 661 00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:26,133 I COULDN'T GO, 'CAUSE I HAD TO GO DOWNTOWN. 662 00:23:26,133 --> 00:23:28,100 - WHERE'D HE GO? - I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 663 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,900 - WHY DOES SHE NEED GRANNY PANTIES? 664 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,533 - 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE WEARING A THONG. 665 00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,900 - I LIKE THOSE SEXY HOSPITAL PANTIES. 666 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,233 - YOU DO? THAT'S NOT A PANTY. 667 00:23:35,233 --> 00:23:38,000 HOW ARE THESE SEXY? THOSE LOOK-- 668 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,400 [laughter] THIS IS CRAZY. 669 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,567 - WAIT, WHAT'S THAT? 670 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:41,834 - LISTEN, LET ME TELL YOU WHY. 671 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,500 - THIS IS TO HOLD THE MONITORS. - BETHENNY, BETHENNY... 672 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,700 IN SIX WEEKS, THAT WILL BE SEXY FOR ME. 673 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:50,200 - OH, HIM. HE'S SO HAPPY HE GOT SOME THIS WEEK. 674 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,000 HE'S, LIKE-- - OH, GOD, ENOUGH. 675 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,433 [laughs] - NO, HE IS. 676 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,166 HE--HE IS. HOW HAPPY-- YOU ARE, LIKE, RANG THE BELL. 677 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:59,166 - JULIE'S GR--STOP IT. JULIE'S GROSSED OUT RIGHT NOW. 678 00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:01,133 - YOU... - WHO CARES? 679 00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:02,567 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 680 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,100 THAT YOU ARE LUCKY YOU GOT IN BEFORE THE BELL, 681 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,900 BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME. 682 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,600 - [laughing] 683 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,000 - HEY. 684 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,100 HEY. 685 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,600 HIYA. 686 00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:22,433 - HOW YOU DOING? - HI, WELCOME TO INTIMACY. 687 00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:23,867 - THANK YOU. - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 688 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:26,333 - I NEED TO GET UNDERWEAR... - OKAY. 689 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:28,900 - FOR A WOMAN THAT I WORK FOR. - OKAY. 690 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,133 - UM, IS THERE ANY SPECIAL, LIKE, 691 00:24:31,133 --> 00:24:33,500 "I JUST HAD A BABY" UNDERWEAR THAT YOU HAVE? 692 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,800 - YEAH, YEAH. OF COURSE. 693 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,233 IT'S RIGHT BACK HERE. - ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 694 00:24:37,233 --> 00:24:39,166 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A LINGERIE STORE BEFORE? 695 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,433 - NO. [chuckles] - WELCOME. 696 00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:43,367 - THANK YOU. 697 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:46,000 - THE BEST THING IS SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY 698 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,600 KIND OF STRETCHY AND SOFT AT THE WAISTBAND, 699 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,467 BECAUSE THAT WAY-- - CAN I TEST IT OUT? 700 00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:52,767 - YEAH, OF COURSE. 701 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:54,066 - NOT TEST IT OUT, LIKE, LITERALLY, BUT... 702 00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:56,667 - THAT WAY IT'LL STILL BE REALLY COMFORTABLE FOR HER. 703 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:58,867 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 704 00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:01,667 - WE ALSO HAVE BOY SHORTS... - MM. 705 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,500 - YOU KNOW, THAT HAS A LITTLE BIT MORE BUM COVERAGE. 706 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,734 - UH...PSH... 707 00:25:06,734 --> 00:25:08,967 - OR DO YOU THINK SHE'S A THONG WEARER? 708 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,767 - SHE IS A THONG WEARER. THAT I DO KNOW. 709 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:12,433 - OKAY, SO WE CAN DEFINITELY DO THAT TOO. 710 00:25:12,433 --> 00:25:16,033 - I'VE BEEN, UH--YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN THAT DRAWER ONCE OR TWICE. 711 00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:18,100 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIZE? 712 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,667 - [laughing] OH, MY GOD. NO, I DON'T. 713 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,667 IF I COME HOME WITH A LARGE, SHE'LL BE, LIKE, OFFENDED. 714 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:24,633 - OKAY, LET'S DO MEDIUM. 715 00:25:24,633 --> 00:25:26,633 THAT'S A MEDIUM. 716 00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:27,900 AND IT'S STRETCHY. 717 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,767 - I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'LL FIT INTO THAT. 718 00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:31,433 - DO YOU THINK IT'S TOO BIG? 719 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,834 - I THINK IT'S TOO SMALL. - YOU THINK IT'S TOO SMALL? 720 00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:36,300 WELL, THIS IS THE NEXT SIZE. 721 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:39,600 - OOF, THOSE LOOK BIG. - THEY LOOK BIG, RIGHT? 722 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,600 - I DON'T KNOW. 723 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,200 - OKAY. - [clears throat] 724 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,166 FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE EDUCATION AT $40,000 A YEAR, 725 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:48,367 AND THIS IS MY JOB... 726 00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:52,066 [snickers] BUYING UNDERWEAR... 727 00:25:52,066 --> 00:25:53,433 WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR. 728 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,533 - HI, WELCOME TO BELLINI. 729 00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:00,967 - HOW YOU DOING? UM, MY NAME IS MAX. 730 00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:02,200 I'M BETHENNY FRANKEL'S ASSISTANT. 731 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,600 NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 732 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,934 - UM, SHE SENT ME DOWN HERE TO PICK UP A BASSINET. 733 00:26:05,934 --> 00:26:07,600 I DON'T KNOW WHAT A BASSINET IS, SO... 734 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,133 CAN YOU SHOW ME THAT, PLEASE? - LET ME HELP YOU, SURE. 735 00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:11,233 THIS IS THE BELLINI BASSINET. 736 00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:14,700 AND THIS IS WHAT YOU BRING THE BABY HOME TO. 737 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,700 - ANOTHER SITUATION WHERE I JUST WILL NOT WIN. 738 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,367 CAN I TAKE IT LIKE THIS? 739 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,333 - NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS ONE OFF THE FLOOR. 740 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,667 BUT I HAVE A BRAND-NEW ONE IN A BOX FOR YOU 741 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,333 THAT YOU CAN WALK OUT WITH TODAY. 742 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,233 - ANY WAY THAT WE CAN PUT THIS TOGETHER TOGETHER, 743 00:26:27,233 --> 00:26:28,667 HERE, AND THEN I CAN TAKE IT OVER? 744 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:30,300 AS DUMB AS I'LL LOOK, 745 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:33,333 I'D MUCH RATHER WALK OUT WITH THIS THING LIKE THIS 746 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,734 THAN TO TAKE IT HOME AND PUT THIS TOGETHER FOR BETHENNY, 747 00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:38,166 BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT I WILL NEVER-- 748 00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:40,200 I WILL NEVER GET THIS THING-- IS IT EASY TO PUT TOGETHER? 749 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,000 - THIS IS EASY ASSEMBLY, EASY ASSEMBLY-- 750 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,233 NOT A LOT PARTS. IT'S THE BASKET AND THE LEGS. 751 00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:50,266 - OH, SH-- [muttering] 752 00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,333 - ALL RIGHT. 753 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,033 - SO, MAMA... - YES, DADDY? 754 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:03,300 - I GOTTA TELL YOU, YOU, UH... 755 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:05,333 MY MOM JUST LEFT ME A MESSAGE FOR YOU, 756 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,934 UM... 757 00:27:06,934 --> 00:27:10,533 TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR MOM CALLED. 758 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:12,900 - CALLED WHERE? - OUR APARTMENT. 759 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,633 - WHERE? AT THE HOUSE PHONE? 760 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,967 - YEAH. - YOUR MOM ANSWERED THE PHONE? 761 00:27:16,967 --> 00:27:20,433 ASIDE FROM GOING INTO LABOR FIVE WEEKS EARLY, 762 00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:23,133 THIS WAS DEFINITELY THE LAST THING I EXPECTED, 763 00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:24,300 ESPECIALLY TODAY. 764 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,734 I-I-I JUST--I DON'T KNOW 765 00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:28,834 IF THIS IS SOMETHING I SHOULD DEAL WITH NOW. 766 00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:31,333 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 767 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,033 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 768 00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:37,367 HEARING ME SAY THAT, WHAT'S YOUR, LIKE, FIRST REACTION? 769 00:27:37,367 --> 00:27:39,333 THAT'S--THAT'S PRETTY BIG. 770 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:41,567 - MM-HMM. 771 00:27:41,567 --> 00:27:43,834 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY FIRST REACTION IS. 772 00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:46,166 I KNOW THAT MY LOGICAL REACTION IS TO SAY 773 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,467 THAT THIS IS A TIME WHEN YOU WANT TO STAY 774 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,834 KIND OF RELAXED AND CALM. 775 00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:53,734 - MM-HMM. - AND NOT GET WORKED UP, SO... 776 00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:56,033 - IF YOU DON'T WANT THE DRAMA, 777 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,800 MAYBE YOU CALL HER ON MOTHER'S DAY, 778 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,734 TELL HER YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH. 779 00:27:59,734 --> 00:28:01,700 TELL HER WHAT IT IS, WHAT'S THE BABY'S NAME, 780 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,600 AND... 781 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,367 THEN, IF YOU WANT TO, 782 00:28:05,367 --> 00:28:09,266 INVITE HER OVER TO SEE HER GRANDCHILD. 783 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:13,800 - I'M SCARE--I WOULD RATHER HAVE HER BE HERE THAN AT MY-- 784 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,433 I DON'T WANT-- I DON'T WANT-- 785 00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:19,066 I DON'T KNOW THAT I WANT HER TO COME TO THE HOUSE. 786 00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:21,867 - OKAY. 787 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,500 THAT'S CRAZY, HUH? 788 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,433 - YEAH. 789 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:31,700 COMING UP... 790 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,667 [inhales sharply] 791 00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:37,066 OOH. 792 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:39,934 [inhaling painfully] OH, MY GOD. 793 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,333 - IT'S MAY 8TH. 794 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,800 BRYN OR CASEY, WHOEVER YOU ARE, 795 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,667 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 796 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,867 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT 797 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,400 IN THE WHOLE, ENTIRE WORLD. 798 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,033 AND WHATEVER ALL THIS PAIN IS, IT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT, 799 00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,500 'CAUSE THESE CONTRACTIONS HURT. 800 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,300 YOU ARE DYING TO COME OUT EARLY. 801 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,300 YOU'RE LIKE--YOU'RE LIKE MOMMY. YOU CAN'T SLEEP. 802 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,266 YOU JUST WANT TO GET OUT, LIKE ME. 803 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:13,233 DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN COLLEGE. 804 00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:15,700 JUST WANTED TO WORK, JUST WANTED TO GET OUT INTO THE WORLD. 805 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,767 YOU JUST WANT TO GET OUT INTO THE WORLD. 806 00:29:17,767 --> 00:29:19,033 SO WE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. 807 00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:20,867 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - [laughing] 808 00:29:20,867 --> 00:29:22,300 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY. 809 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:25,166 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BA-BOO. - BA-BOO. 810 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:28,834 I'M GONNA BE A DADDY. [laughs] 811 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:37,900 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BA-BOO. - BA-BOO. 812 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:40,633 - WE'RE GONNA BE PARENTS SOON. - I KNOW. 813 00:29:40,633 --> 00:29:43,467 WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR 13 HOURS, AND WE HAVE HOW LONG TO GO? 814 00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,533 - LIKE--LIKE, I THINK IN, LIKE, EIGHT HOURS, 815 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,333 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BA-- BA-BOO, 816 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,900 I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD GO OUT TO A BAR AND GET DRUNK, 817 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,300 BECAUSE WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE 818 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:52,000 TO HAVE THE SAME LIFE AGAIN. 819 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,100 - BUT, SEE, I SAY CLOSE TO 2:00 A.M. 820 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,467 THE DOCTOR SAYS CLOSE TO 7:00 A.M. 821 00:29:57,467 --> 00:29:59,266 - 12 HOURS AWAY FROM NOW. 822 00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:01,900 OKAY, SO WE HAVE 12 MORE HOURS WITH NO BA-BOO. 823 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,533 LET'S GET SOME PORN. 824 00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:05,000 - [laughing] LET'S GET SOME PORN. 825 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,500 - LET'S DO SOMETHING. 826 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,867 I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NOW. 827 00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:13,533 WE HAVE 12 MORE HOURS AND NO-- SANS BA-BOO. 828 00:30:13,533 --> 00:30:15,467 HOW HAPPY ARE YOU THAT WE HAD SEX THIS WEEK? 829 00:30:15,467 --> 00:30:17,734 - OH, MY GOD. - DID YOU KILL YOURSELF? 830 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:21,367 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING INTO A DRY SPELL, LIKE THE SAHARA. 831 00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:24,467 - NOTHING. - STORE IS CLOSED. 832 00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:35,633 - MAX! - YEAH? 833 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,433 - I NEED YOU TO HELP ME PUT TOGETHER THE BASSINET. 834 00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:42,100 OR, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN PROBABLY PUT IT TOGETHER. 835 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,266 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 836 00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:45,600 - OKAY, WELL, LIKE, SPREAD IT OUT. 837 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,900 PUT ALL OF THE PARTS OUT. 838 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,300 - [clears throat] 839 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,033 - I MEAN, THERE'S, LIKE, FOUR PARTS. 840 00:30:50,033 --> 00:30:52,867 - YEAH, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF INSTRUCTIONS. 841 00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:56,033 I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH MAX KNOWS ABOUT BABIES 842 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,600 OR BABY THINGS. 843 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,767 BUT HE SEEMED KIND OF LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS 844 00:30:59,767 --> 00:31:02,133 WHEN I ASKED HIM TO PUT THIS BASSINET TOGETHER. 845 00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:04,467 "NO TOOLS NECESSARY." 846 00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:07,700 I'M ASSUMING THAT'S A LEG BRACE RIGHT THERE. 847 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,000 "INSERT LEG BRACE." 848 00:31:14,233 --> 00:31:15,667 YEAH, OKAY. 849 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:18,166 OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. - YOU GOTTA TEST IT FIRST. 850 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,400 - I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO, LIKE, BE ROUGH WITH IT. 851 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,100 TURN THE BACK-- 852 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,467 "SLIDE A WHEEL ONTO THE LEG SET." 853 00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:30,667 I GUESS WE NEED, LIKE, BABY SHEETS AND STU-- 854 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:31,867 OH, THAT'S THAT. 855 00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:33,834 OH, COOL. OH, LOOK, HOW CUTE. 856 00:31:33,834 --> 00:31:35,066 LOOK-IT, COOKIE. 857 00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:37,033 ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE BA-- 858 00:31:37,033 --> 00:31:38,266 YOU'RE THE BIG SISTER. 859 00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:39,967 YOU'RE THE BIG BOO-BOOS. 860 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,500 SO YOU HAVEN'T ACHIEVED ANYTHING? 861 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,834 - [scoffs] - YOU HAVEN'T PUT ANY-- 862 00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,400 - YOU'RE THE INSTRUCTION MAN MANUAL. 863 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,000 - I SAID PUT IT ON THE WHEELS. - BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS-- 864 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,333 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 865 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:50,900 "SLIDE A WHEEL ONTO THE LEG SET." 866 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,600 - I... [clears throat] 867 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,066 THIS IS GREAT. - I'M GONNA DO MINE. 868 00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:55,467 - DON'T DO IT HALF-ASSED. MAKE SURE IT'S TIGHT. 869 00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:57,266 YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT THIS BABY FALLING OUT. 870 00:31:57,266 --> 00:31:58,967 - TURN IT OVER... 871 00:31:58,967 --> 00:32:00,066 PLEASE. 872 00:32:00,066 --> 00:32:02,200 - THIS IS NOT COMFORTABLE. 873 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,467 THIS NEEDS TO BE REPLACED. 874 00:32:03,467 --> 00:32:04,967 - NO. NO, MAX. 875 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:06,200 - THIS IS FILTHY. THIS NEEDS TO BE CLEANED. 876 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,700 - WHAT DO YOU-- NO, THAT'S NOT--THAT-- 877 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,567 THIS GOES OVER IT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 878 00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:11,700 AND THEY'RE GONNA, LIKE, PAD IT WITH BLANKETS AND STUFF. 879 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,166 - SO ARE WE DONE WITH THIS? 880 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:15,700 - YEAH, LET'S JUST PUT IT-- PUT IT OVER THERE. 881 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,567 - THIS WASN'T SO BAD. - NO. 882 00:32:17,567 --> 00:32:19,834 - MAKES ME KIND OF WANT TO HAVE A BABY WITH YOU. 883 00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:21,533 - UM, YEAH. 884 00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:23,033 - [laughs] 885 00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:28,467 - OOOOH... 886 00:32:28,467 --> 00:32:31,066 [inhales sharply] 887 00:32:31,066 --> 00:32:34,266 OOH. [exhales deeply] 888 00:32:34,266 --> 00:32:36,266 [inhales painfully] 889 00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:38,066 [groans] 890 00:32:38,066 --> 00:32:40,467 - BREATHE, BABY, BREATHE. 891 00:32:40,467 --> 00:32:43,467 - [breathing deeply] 892 00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:54,300 - DO WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. 893 00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:00,567 [chuckles] 894 00:33:00,567 --> 00:33:02,367 - 20 YEARS OF YOGA, BABY. 895 00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:04,734 - [chuckles] - THAT IS 20-- 896 00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:05,967 - YOU GOT THROUGH THAT ONE. 897 00:33:05,967 --> 00:33:08,700 - 20 YEARS OF YOGA. OH, MY GOD. 898 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,467 THANK GOD I DIDN'T TAKE ANY OF THOSE DUMB CLASSES. 899 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:12,834 I DON'T NEED A TOUR. 900 00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:14,700 I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT I'M GONNA FEEL LIKE 901 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,633 SOMEONE'S RIPPING MY INSIDES OUT WITH THEIR BARE HANDS. 902 00:33:17,633 --> 00:33:18,700 "AND JUST BREATHE." 903 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:21,100 - THIS IS THE CONTRACTIONS. 904 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,166 THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH ALL OVER THE PLACE. 905 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,834 - HI! WE'RE SO EXCITED YOU'RE HERE! 906 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:40,133 - MM, YES. 907 00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:41,800 - OH, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO COME. 908 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,166 SO THIS IS IT. 909 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,633 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 910 00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:47,600 - THAT'S THE BED. 911 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,934 - OKAY, THIS IS WHERE I'M GONNA SLEEP. 912 00:33:48,934 --> 00:33:50,200 - THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP. 913 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,734 IT PULLS OUT INTO A BED. 914 00:33:51,734 --> 00:33:54,133 OKAY, SO THIS IS ALL THE STUFF WE HAVE. 915 00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,533 - OKAY. UM, LET ME SEE WHAT SHE HAS HERE. 916 00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:59,000 - NOW, DO YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO PICK UP THE BABY? 917 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,166 - I STAY HERE. - YOU'LL BE HERE WAITING? 918 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,567 OKAY. - IT'S NOT NECESSARY. 919 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:04,300 IF SHE WANTS ME TO, THEN I'LL COME, BUT-- 920 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:05,867 - NO, I DON'T THINK-- IT'S FINE. 921 00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:08,633 SO WHEN THE BABY COMES HOME, 922 00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:10,567 WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT WE DO? 923 00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:12,066 WASH YOUR HANDS, THE FIRST THING YOU DO. 924 00:34:12,066 --> 00:34:13,567 - NO, NO, NO, NO. LIKE, WITH THE BABY. 925 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,567 - SOME BABIES LIKE TO BE SWADDLED WITH THEIR HANDS IN, 926 00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:16,967 AND SOME DOESN'T LIKE TO BE SWADDLED. 927 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:18,333 - MM-HMM. - YOU KNOW? 928 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,800 AND THEN I'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE. 929 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,700 THEN WE START DOING FEEDINGS AND BATHS, SPONGE BATHS. 930 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,066 TRY TO PUT HER ON A SCHEDULE. 931 00:34:24,066 --> 00:34:25,500 UM, IF SHE'S BREASTFEEDING... 932 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,500 - SHE IS. - IT'S A LITTLE BIT HARDER, 933 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,300 'CAUSE BREASTFEEDING BABIES, YOU KNOW-- 934 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,767 UH, BREAST MILK IS EASILY DIGESTED. 935 00:34:31,767 --> 00:34:33,800 SO THEY BECOME HUNGRY MUCH QUICKER. 936 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,834 AND SO WE'LL SEE WHAT KIND OF SCHEDULE SHE WANTS TO BE ON. 937 00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:38,800 - NOW, WHAT IS THIS? 938 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,333 JUST--WE DON'T NEED THIS. 939 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,233 IT'S JUST FOR DECORATION? - UM, IT'S JUST A DECORATION. 940 00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,033 I THINK IT'S SOME SOAP. - SOAP? OKAY. 941 00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:46,367 LET ME PUT IT IN THERE. 942 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:47,700 - THAT IS... 943 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:51,834 - THOSE ARE THE DIAP-- THESE ARE THE DIAPERS THAT... 944 00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:53,867 LIKE, ORGANIC DIAPERS. 945 00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:55,500 SO, LIKE, THEY CHANGE. 946 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,433 - THOSE ARE, UH, NOT DISPOSABLE, RIGHT? 947 00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:58,567 - NO. 948 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,700 I'M SO EXCITED YOU'RE HERE, 949 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,734 BECAUSE I HAVE--I HAVE-- DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 950 00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:07,066 - I'LL DO WHAT I CAN TODAY AND HAVE EVERYTHING SET UP. 951 00:35:07,066 --> 00:35:08,667 BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HAVING ME HERE. 952 00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:09,800 - YEAH, THANK YOU. 953 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,266 I'M SO EXCITED. - OKAY. 954 00:35:11,266 --> 00:35:12,967 - WE'RE JUST, LIKE, GONNA BE LIKE A FAMILY. 955 00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:14,400 I'M SO EXCITED. 956 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,900 - THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. - I'M SO EXCITED. 957 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,667 - OOH, ANOTHER ONE'S COMING. 958 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:31,033 ANOTHER ONE'S COMING. THEY'RE COMING QUICKER, JASON. 959 00:35:31,033 --> 00:35:32,900 OKAY. 960 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:35,934 [breathing deeply] 961 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:52,233 [groans softly] 962 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,133 HOW BAD DO YOU THINK THAT IS ON A-- 963 00:35:54,133 --> 00:35:55,700 HOW MUCH WORSE ARE THEY GONNA BE? 964 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,166 WHAT DO YOU THINK? THAT'S LIKE A FOUR? 965 00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,934 - OH, THEY'RE GONNA BE WORSE. 966 00:35:59,934 --> 00:36:01,800 - IT'S GONNA BE FEAR. AM I GONNA BE SCREAMING LIKE... 967 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,300 - YEAH. - A BANSHEE? 968 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:06,300 I WANNA KNOW HOW HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLS 969 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:09,066 GIVE BIRTH IN THE BATHROOM STALL. 970 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:11,133 WHEN YOU SEE ON THE NEWS, GIRLS GIVE BIRTH 971 00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:12,800 IN A BATHROOM STALL IN HIGH-- - IT'S CRAZY. 972 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,166 - EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. - I HAVE NO IDEA. 973 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,867 - EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. 974 00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:19,166 HOW? 975 00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,133 HOW ARE THEY NOT SCREAMING DOWN THE HALLWAY 976 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:22,533 LIKE BLOODY MURDER? 977 00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:24,033 - FROM WHAT I SEE YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, 978 00:36:24,033 --> 00:36:25,433 I HAVE NO IDEA. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 979 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,100 THERE'S NO WAY. ALL THE--IT'S-- 980 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:30,000 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S CRAZY. 981 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,433 THAT'S BANANAS. 982 00:36:41,934 --> 00:36:43,633 AHH. 983 00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:45,533 - HOW YOU FEELING, MAMA? 984 00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:49,467 - AHH. THEY'RE, LIKE, TWO MINUTES APART, AND... 985 00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:51,200 THEY'RE QUITE PAINFUL. 986 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,834 I HAVE TO DECIDE NOW WHETHER I WANT AN EPIDURAL 987 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:56,100 OR FOREVER HOLD MY PEACE. 988 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,567 - [chuckling] WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 989 00:36:58,567 --> 00:37:01,600 - I THINK... I DON'T THINK I-- 990 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,333 I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE THE WHOLE THING WITHOUT THE DRUGS. 991 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:05,367 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE PANIC-STRICKEN 992 00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:07,467 IN 45 MINUTES, SCREAMING, 993 00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:10,166 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT GONNA BE JOYFUL FOR ANYBODY-- 994 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:12,133 ME OR THE BA-BOO. - [chuckling] 995 00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:14,000 - THERE'S NO JOY IN ME SCREAMING 996 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,233 LIKE ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. 997 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:17,767 RIGHT? - YEAH. 998 00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:19,834 WELL, THE NURSE SAID IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ROAD. 999 00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:21,900 - I'LL BE LIKE SHIRLEY MACLAINE IN TERMS OF ENDEARMENT. 1000 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,934 LIKE, "I WANT--" HOLD ON. 1001 00:37:24,934 --> 00:37:27,233 [exhales deeply] - BREATHE, MAMA, BREATHE. 1002 00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:34,567 - OOH. 1003 00:37:34,567 --> 00:37:36,600 - HOLD MY HAND, BABY. HOLD MY HAND. 1004 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,200 - BUT--OOH... 1005 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,266 [breathing deeply] 1006 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:48,433 OOH. 1007 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,867 OOH. 1008 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:53,433 OH, [bleep] BALLS. 1009 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:54,567 OKAY. 1010 00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:55,867 BIG ONE. 1011 00:37:55,867 --> 00:37:57,700 - WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS, BABY. 1012 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:59,166 OKAY? 1013 00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:01,367 - I WANT--AHH. - WE'LL GET THROUGH IT. 1014 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:13,400 OHH. 1015 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,834 - THIS SUCKS. 1016 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,800 SHE'S IN PAIN, AND I FEEL TERRIBLE FOR HER. 1017 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,233 BUT WE'LL GET THROUGH IT. 1018 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:26,467 - CONTRACTIONS MAKE YOU COLD. 1019 00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:28,033 YOU THINK WE'LL GET IT? 1020 00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:29,500 YOU THINK WE'LL GET THIS-- THE EPIDURAL NOW? 1021 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,800 - I HOPE SO. 1022 00:38:34,433 --> 00:38:37,400 - OH, CHRIST. OHH. 1023 00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:44,333 - I'M ALL BETTER, PAPA. 1024 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,567 - YOU FEEL GOOD? 1025 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,033 - YEAH, YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BE IN HERE, 1026 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,266 BECAUSE YOU COULD FAINT. 1027 00:38:48,266 --> 00:38:49,867 YOU WOULD FAINT. IT WAS A BIG NEEDLE. 1028 00:38:49,867 --> 00:38:51,934 THE EPIDURAL JUST... 1029 00:38:51,934 --> 00:38:53,967 WASHES IT ALL AWAY. 1030 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:56,100 IT DOES. IT MAKES THE LAMBS STOP SCREAMING. 1031 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,633 IT JUST... 1032 00:38:57,633 --> 00:39:00,600 ♪♪ AHH ♪♪ 1033 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,333 YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE BACK IN BUSINESS. 1034 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:06,467 THIS IS A PARTY NOW. 1035 00:39:06,467 --> 00:39:07,900 THIS IS-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND-- 1036 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,934 - IT'S SO MUCH BETTER. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1037 00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:12,633 LIKE, I DON'T-- - YOU LOOK BETTER. 1038 00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:14,200 I WAS OUT OF THE ROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES. 1039 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,300 - I'M AT A BAR RIGHT NOW. - [laughs] 1040 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,700 - WHO ARE YOU TALKING-- I'M FULL-- 1041 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,600 I'M AT A NIGHTCL-- I'M, LIKE, AT A BAR RIGHT NOW. 1042 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,734 IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE, AND I AM NICE. 1043 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,867 IT'S BEEN NINE MONTHS. 1044 00:39:22,867 --> 00:39:24,934 I'VE HAD NOTHING. I AM, LIKE-- 1045 00:39:24,934 --> 00:39:27,133 - ARE YOUR LEGS NUMB AND ALL THAT? 1046 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:28,800 - YEAH, THIS IS AWESOME. 1047 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,367 - [laughing] - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1048 00:39:31,367 --> 00:39:35,567 THIS IS FANTA--I'M STILL UNCLEAR WHY PEOPLE DON'T DO THIS. 1049 00:39:35,567 --> 00:39:37,066 WORD UP. - JUST DO IT? 1050 00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:39,934 - I--YEAH, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE THINKING. 1051 00:39:39,934 --> 00:39:42,867 I MEAN, ARE YOU CRAZY? I'LL GIVE-- 1052 00:39:42,867 --> 00:39:44,700 I'LL HAVE QUINTUPLETS IF THEY'RE GIVING ME THIS STUFF. 1053 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:45,734 - YOU TRIED, THOUGH. 1054 00:39:45,734 --> 00:39:48,000 - THE NURSE MADE A GOOD POINT. 1055 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,834 YOU'RE... [exhales deeply] 1056 00:39:49,834 --> 00:39:52,033 AND YOU'RE CLENCHING, 1057 00:39:52,033 --> 00:39:53,500 AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE. 1058 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,567 BY THE WAY NOTHING MATTERS, 'CAUSE I POOPED. 1059 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:56,900 - [laughing] 1060 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:59,100 - AND NOW I'M THINKING I'M GOING TO SLEEP. 1061 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,467 MAMA'S GONNA GET THE SLEEP OF HER LIFE. 1062 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,533 - LIGHTS OUT. 1063 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:09,367 - NIGHT NIGHT. - [groans] 1064 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:12,834 - GOOD SLEEPS. - MMM. 1065 00:40:12,834 --> 00:40:13,934 - COMING UP... 1066 00:40:13,934 --> 00:40:15,166 - THIS IS IT. LOOK. 1067 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,934 THIS IS-- I'M GOING INTO BATTLE. 1068 00:40:31,867 --> 00:40:33,767 - I'M NOW ON AS MUCH DRUGS 1069 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,967 THAT COULD PROBABLY CHOKE A HORSE. 1070 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,600 AND I'M AWAKE. 1071 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,200 AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY SUPPORT TEAM AROUND ME. 1072 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:48,066 THAT'S JULIE-- 1073 00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:50,200 PASSED OUT, 1074 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,934 WHO COULD SLEEP ON A PLANK BOARD. 1075 00:40:52,934 --> 00:40:56,266 OH... 1076 00:40:56,266 --> 00:40:58,700 THERE'S JASON. 1077 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,433 I'M SORRY. WHO'S ON DRUGS? 1078 00:41:00,433 --> 00:41:02,166 WHO'S HAVING THE BABY? 1079 00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:03,967 ONE BABY... 1080 00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:05,533 TWO BABIES. 1081 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:09,066 AND THEN THERE'S ME. 1082 00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:11,867 WHY AM I THE MOST INSANE PERSON IN THE WORLD 1083 00:41:11,867 --> 00:41:14,100 THAT I CANNOT SLEEP RIGHT NOW? 1084 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,433 [belches quietly] 1085 00:41:15,433 --> 00:41:17,000 PARDON THE BELCH. 1086 00:41:27,633 --> 00:41:29,533 - DADDY, WELL, I'M NARROW. 1087 00:41:29,533 --> 00:41:31,367 I'M TOO NARROW, AND IT WON'T OPEN UP. 1088 00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:36,000 SO IT'S NOW BEEN 25 HOURS... 1089 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,767 AND THEY SAY, UH, WE HAVE TO DO... 1090 00:41:37,767 --> 00:41:40,800 [hiccups softly] A C-SECTION. 1091 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,000 SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE HERE 1092 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,533 FOR ABOUT FIVE DAYS. [Jason chuckles] 1093 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:49,133 - BUT IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES, 1094 00:41:49,133 --> 00:41:51,433 WE'LL KNOW WHAT THE BABY IS. 1095 00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:52,667 WE'LL GET TO MEET THE BABY, 1096 00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:54,834 SO AT LEAST THIS TORTURE WILL BE OVER. 1097 00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:56,200 - HOW EXCITING. 1098 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,533 - LIKE, "DUDE, WHERE'S MY BABY?" 1099 00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:11,066 - WE'RE GETTING SUITED UP. WE'RE GOING INTO SURGERY NOW. 1100 00:42:11,066 --> 00:42:12,900 - WE'RE GOING FOR THE C-SECTION? 1101 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,500 - YES, WE'RE GOING FOR THE C-SECTION. 1102 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,200 SO I DIDN'T EVER REALLY REALIZE, LIKE, 1103 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,467 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY PUSHING. 1104 00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:19,500 IT'S LIKE... THIS IS IT. 1105 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:22,467 IT'S LIKE I'M FINALLY GONNA GET A NAP. 1106 00:42:22,467 --> 00:42:23,867 IN ANESTHESIA, I'M GONNA GET A NAP. 1107 00:42:23,867 --> 00:42:25,533 LET ME SEE YOUR OUTFIT. 1108 00:42:25,533 --> 00:42:27,100 YOU GOTTA WEAR A JUMPSUIT? 1109 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:28,633 - I'M PUTTING A BODY SUIT ON. 1110 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,834 - IT'S NOT--I THINK IT'S LIKE-- - NO, IT'S A JUMPSUIT. 1111 00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:32,600 - YOU'RE LIKE A MEMBER OF THE PIT CREW. 1112 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,533 - [laughs] YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. - RIGHT? 1113 00:42:34,533 --> 00:42:35,834 YOU'RE MY PIT CREW-- 1114 00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:38,300 ARE YOU MY PIT CREW, BABY? - UH-HUH... 1115 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:39,900 EXCEPT I'M NOT CHANGING TIRES. 1116 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:42,800 - RIGHT NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A CONVICT 1117 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,333 THAT ESCAPED FROM... - [laughs] 1118 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,567 - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ESCAPED. 1119 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:47,100 - HOW DOES IT LOOK? 1120 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,467 - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ESCAPED FROM MEDICAL PRISON. 1121 00:42:48,467 --> 00:42:50,400 - OH, I FORGET THE NASTY BEARD TOO. 1122 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,934 - IN A HALF AN HOUR, THE BABY'S COMING OUT. 1123 00:42:52,934 --> 00:42:54,567 THIS IS IT. WE'RE GOING IN FOR A C-SECTION. 1124 00:42:54,567 --> 00:42:56,066 IT'S GAME TIME. 1125 00:42:56,066 --> 00:42:58,233 - THIS IS IT. LOOK. 1126 00:42:59,567 --> 00:43:01,867 THIS IS-- I'M GOING INTO BATTLE. 1127 00:43:08,266 --> 00:43:10,667 - NEXT ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?... 1128 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:14,967 - WE HAVE A BABY GIRL, AND HER NAME IS BRYN HOPPY. 1129 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:17,533 - OH, WOW! - OH, MY GOD! 1130 00:43:17,533 --> 00:43:21,000 - WELL, NO, I LOVE HER SO MUCH, I CAN'T IMAGINE, UH... 1131 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,433 - LOSING A CHILD. - LOSING YOUR CHILD. 1132 00:43:23,433 --> 00:43:27,133 [voice breaking] AND MY MOM LOST HER FIRST. 1133 00:43:28,633 --> 00:43:30,700 - WHO'S THE BABY? WHERE'S THE BOO-BOO? 1134 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:32,367 HI, MONKEY! 1135 00:43:32,367 --> 00:43:34,133 - WE HAVE SOMEBODY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO. 1136 00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:35,166 - WE HAVE A BABY. - I KNOW. 1137 00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:36,200 - THERE'S A BABY IN HERE. 1138 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,000 IT'S A BABY. - OKAY. 1139 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,533 - OKAY, READY? - OKAY. 1140 00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:40,834 - ONE-- - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1141 00:43:40,834 --> 00:43:42,033 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 1142 00:43:42,033 --> 00:43:43,500 I DON'T LIKE MAKING HER DO THINGS. 1143 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,166 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. - ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, NO. 1144 00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:47,767 PEEL IT. - NOW IT HAS SIX TOES. 1145 00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,400 [snickers] 1146 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,500 - [knocking softly] 1147 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:54,066 [whispering] BETHENNY. - IS SHE UP? 1148 00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:56,367 - SHE'S GETTING UP. YOU WANT ME TO GIVE HER A BOTTLE? 1149 00:43:58,467 --> 00:44:02,266 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 1150 00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:04,233 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED?, 1151 00:44:04,233 --> 00:44:05,934 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.