1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,633 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 2 00:00:04,633 --> 00:00:06,700 - THERE WAS WATER COMING DOWN MY LEG. 3 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:08,767 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S ALL OVER THE BED. 4 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:10,567 DID YOUR WATER BREAK? 5 00:00:10,567 --> 00:00:12,233 - WE NEED TO GET ORGANIZED. 6 00:00:12,233 --> 00:00:13,467 - I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 7 00:00:13,467 --> 00:00:17,233 HOLD ON. BREATHE IT OUT, BABY. 8 00:00:17,233 --> 00:00:19,233 - I'M CROWNING! NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 9 00:00:19,233 --> 00:00:21,467 - WOULD YOU TAKE THIS THING SERIOUSLY, PLEASE? 10 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:22,800 - GOD. 11 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,300 - WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS, BABY. OKAY? 12 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:28,033 - I WOULD--[breathing] - WE'LL GET THROUGH IT. 13 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:29,166 THIS SUCKS. 14 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,000 SHE'S IN PAIN, 15 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,667 AND I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE FOR HER. 16 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:34,767 - [exhales] OH, CHRIST. 17 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:36,300 I'M NARROW. I'M TOO NARROW, 18 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,433 AND IT WON'T OPEN UP. 19 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:42,100 SO IT'S NOW BEEN 25 HOURS. 20 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,266 AND THEY SAY, UH, WE HAVE TO DO... 21 00:00:44,266 --> 00:00:46,700 A C-- A C-SECTION. 22 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,734 - THIS IS IT, HUH? 23 00:00:48,734 --> 00:00:51,734 [upbeat music] 24 00:00:51,734 --> 00:00:57,266 ♪♪ ♪♪ 25 00:00:58,734 --> 00:01:04,367 [family conversing] 26 00:01:04,367 --> 00:01:06,767 - HI. 27 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,000 BE CAREFUL 'CAUSE I GOT STITCHES. 28 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,600 - CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR. 29 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,867 - ALL RIGHT, GET ALL SITUATED. 30 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:13,934 GET ALL SITUATED. 31 00:01:13,934 --> 00:01:16,000 - ARE YOU DYING? 32 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,467 - GOOD MORNING, MOTHER. 33 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:19,900 OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL. OH! 34 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,033 - THAT'S RIGHT. SHE HAD A C-SECTION. 35 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:24,367 - UNBELIEVABLE. 36 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:25,800 - DID YOU KNOW I HAD A C-SECTION? 37 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,600 - YEAH. I FOUND OUT NOW. 38 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,433 - HEY. WHAT A GIRL. CONGRATULATIONS. 39 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:32,100 WOW, WE'RE SO EXCITED. 40 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,166 - WELL, WE HAVE NEWS. 41 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,166 - OKAY, MOM. - WHAT DID YOU HAVE? 42 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:38,233 - WELL, WE HAVE A BABY GIRL, 43 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:40,200 AND HER NAME IS BRYN HOPPY. 44 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,934 - OH, MY GOD! I LOVE IT! 45 00:01:42,934 --> 00:01:45,300 [laughing] 46 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,567 OH, MY GOD! 47 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:50,867 OH! 48 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:52,734 - SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 49 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:56,633 GOD, IF SHE'S AS GOOD-LOOKING AS THE MOTHER. 50 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:59,233 WOW. WHAT A-- UNBELIEVABLE. 51 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,600 - I TOLD MY HUSBAND, 52 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,734 BRIAN'S GONNA GET WORKED IN THAT NAME SOMEWHERE. 53 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:04,066 I TOLD HIM. 54 00:02:04,066 --> 00:02:05,934 OH, BETHENNY, I LOVE YOU. 55 00:02:05,934 --> 00:02:07,633 - THEY HAD NO IDEA, 56 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:10,066 SO TO SAY TO THEM THAT WE NAMED OUR FIRST-BORN CHILD 57 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:13,233 AFTER THEIR SON THAT PASSED AWAY, 58 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,400 I THINK IT WAS... 59 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,867 I THINK IT WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL FOR THEM. 60 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:19,400 I THINK IT WAS OVERWHELMINGLY EMOTIONAL FOR THEM. 61 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,033 - OH! 62 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:24,233 - THERE GOES MY FISHING POLE, MY BASEBALL GLOVE. 63 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,266 - YES! - I'D LOVE TO. 64 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:27,300 - WE HAVE TO GO ONE AT A TIME 65 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,867 'CAUSE IT'S IN THE FLY-FISHING. 66 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:31,033 - OH, IT'S SO EXCITING. 67 00:02:31,033 --> 00:02:32,934 - OH, BETHENNY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 68 00:02:32,934 --> 00:02:34,767 YOU FEEL GOOD? - YEAH. 69 00:02:45,467 --> 00:02:47,667 - SHE'S SO PRECIOUS. 70 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,633 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 71 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:53,767 I HAVE THREE GIRLS I'M IN LOVE WITH. 72 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:55,834 YOU, COOKIE, AND MOMMY. 73 00:03:00,367 --> 00:03:02,900 WE CAN GO TO DANCE CLASSES AND STUFF, 74 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,900 BUT CAN YOU GO AND PLAY BASKETBALL WITH ME SOMETIMES? 75 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:10,000 AND HIT GOLF BALLS? 76 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:15,567 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT? 77 00:03:15,567 --> 00:03:17,767 - BUT YOU'LL GO TO CHEERLEADING PRACTICE IF SHE WANTS TO? 78 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,100 - HELL, YEAH. 79 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,500 I MEAN, YES. 80 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,767 - OH, SHOOT, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS THING TOGETHER NOW? 81 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:36,700 - I DON'T KNOW. HOLD THIS. 82 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:38,166 - SOMETHING GOES IN HERE MAYBE. 83 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:40,433 PUMPING YOUR BOOBS IS A VERY STRANGE CONCEPT, 84 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:42,000 AND HERE I AM DOING IT. 85 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,500 I NEVER THOUGHT WHEN I WAS IN DA CLUB MEETING JASON 86 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,433 THAT HE WOULD BE MY BREAST PUMP ASSISTANT. 87 00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:48,633 - SO NOW YOU HAVE TO PUMP EVERY THREE HOURS, RIGHT? 88 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,633 - RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 89 00:03:50,633 --> 00:03:52,200 WHICH ONE ARE WE STARTING WITH? 90 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,467 - DOESN'T MATTER. 91 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,900 - LET ME SEE. 92 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,400 NICE. 93 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,133 - [laughs] 94 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:00,700 - YOU LIKE FEEDING HER THE BOTTLE? 95 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,967 - I LOVE FEEDING HER. 96 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:04,033 IT'S A REALLY GROUP ACTIVITY, ISN'T IT? 97 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,567 - YOU HOLDING MY BOOB? 98 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:08,500 - IT'S ME HOLDING THE BOOB, THEN PLAYING WITH HER FEET. 99 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,600 - I DON'T KNOW IF MOST MEN HOLD THEIR WIFE'S BOOB. 100 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,567 - I LIKE WHEN THE NURSE JUST CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE, 101 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,133 "GIVE ME THAT," AND JUST GRABBED YOUR BOOB. 102 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,300 - SHE TAUGHT YOU TO DO THAT. 103 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,667 - NO, I KNOW, BUT SHE DIDN'T LIKE-- 104 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:18,166 SHE JUST GRABBED YOUR BOOB AND LIKE, "LET'S GO." 105 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,400 - I KNOW. 106 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,667 - I DON'T WANT HER TO GROW, THOUGH. 107 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:22,900 I WANT HER TO STAY LIKE THAT FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS. 108 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,734 - HOW LONG WILL SHE BE THAT LITTLE FOR? 109 00:04:24,734 --> 00:04:25,734 - I DON'T KNOW. 110 00:04:25,734 --> 00:04:28,033 I LOVE HOLDING HER LIKE THIS. 111 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:29,166 SHE'S SO PRECIOUS. 112 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:30,166 - SHE'S THE CUTEST. 113 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,266 - MY LITTLE CHICKPEA. 114 00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:33,567 - SHE IS A CHICK-- SHE'S PRETTY. 115 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:34,834 SHE'S LIKE A BL-- SHE'S SWEET. 116 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:35,967 I THINK SHE HAS YOUR PERSONALITY, THOUGH, 117 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,066 'CAUSE SHE'S NICE. 118 00:04:37,066 --> 00:04:38,600 - HER MOM'S A LUNATIC? - A LITTLE BIT. 119 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,433 AND I THINK SHE'S GONNA BE NORMAL. 120 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:41,934 A LITTLE NORMAL. 121 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:44,100 - YOU'RE SO SWEET WITH HER. YOU'RE LIKE A COMPLETELY-- 122 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,200 NOT A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON, BUT... 123 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,600 - REALLY? WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO, 124 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,066 START CURSING HER OUT? 125 00:04:49,066 --> 00:04:51,166 - NO, BUT I MEAN, YOU'RE SO LIKE NURTURING, 126 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,633 WHERE I DIDN'T-- 127 00:04:53,633 --> 00:04:55,500 I WAS A LITTLE-- A LITTLE WORRIED. 128 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,800 [laughing] 129 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,667 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME THAT ONE, NO? 130 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,834 - [laughing] MY STOMACH HURTS. 131 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:01,900 OW. 132 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,533 - YOU READY, MAMA? 133 00:05:15,533 --> 00:05:16,567 - READY AS EVER. 134 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,633 - OKAY. 135 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:19,934 WHOO-HOO! 136 00:05:19,934 --> 00:05:21,100 - WE'RE GOING HOME. 137 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,300 SEE? WE DID IT. WE DID IT. 138 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,734 - OKAY, CLICK THAT OTHER THING. 139 00:05:23,734 --> 00:05:24,900 - WHAT THING, SWEETIE? - THAT ONE. 140 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,700 - AND WHERE DOES THAT GO? - BACK. 141 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:29,367 - THAT WAY OR THIS WAY? OKAY. 142 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:31,066 - AHH. 143 00:05:31,066 --> 00:05:33,066 - YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE TWO MILES AN HOUR. 144 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,400 - HELL, YEAH, WITH THE BLINKERS ON. 145 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,066 - [laughs] 146 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:39,400 I'M GOING TO, UM... I'LL SAY HI TO THE-- 147 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,000 - MMM. 148 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,667 I LOVE YOU. 149 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:48,500 - I CHANGED SO MUCH AS A PERSON IN THE LAST YEAR. 150 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,533 DIDN'T I? - IN THE LAST FIVE DAYS. 151 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:52,667 - I DID? 152 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:53,767 - OH, MY GOD. 153 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,100 - WHY? 154 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,667 - YOU'RE SO MUCH WARMER AND NURTURING 155 00:05:57,667 --> 00:06:01,767 AND FRIENDLY. PEOPLE FRIENDLY. 156 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:04,100 THIS LITTLE ONE MADE YOU THAT WAY. 157 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,734 - MM-HMM. 158 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:07,800 - HOW CAN YOU NOT BE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FACE? 159 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,900 DO YOU LOVE HER? - SO MUCH. 160 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,400 I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE. 161 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:17,166 - AND YOU GOT YOUR GIRL. 162 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,934 - I GOT MY GIRL. 163 00:06:18,934 --> 00:06:21,333 - YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU LIKE 164 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:24,000 REALLY, REALLY WANTED A GIRL LIKE... 165 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,500 - I WANTED A GIRL, BECAUSE I WANTED TO GIVE A GIRL 166 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,767 WHAT I DIDN'T HAVE 167 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:29,400 AND A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER MOTHER 168 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,533 THAT I DIDN'T HAVE, AND I, YOU KNOW, 169 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,367 IT WASN'T JUST 'CAUSE OF GIRLY STUFF. 170 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:35,700 I JUST WANTED, YOU KNOW. - MM-HMM. 171 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,033 - YOUR MOM WANTED A GIRL. 172 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:39,433 SHE HAD TWO BOYS, AND YOUR DAD AND SO... 173 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,834 BUT I REALLY WANTED A GIRL. 174 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,767 YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THE FIRST AGAIN. 175 00:06:43,767 --> 00:06:45,467 THE FIRST IS GREAT. - NEVER. 176 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:46,934 - AND I TOLD YOU, IT'S SO GREAT 177 00:06:46,934 --> 00:06:48,633 THAT NEITHER OF US HAD ANYTHING TO COMPARE THIS TO. 178 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:50,133 YOU DON'T HAVE A SISTER THAT HAD A BABY. 179 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:53,166 LIKE WE BOTH WERE FROM THE EXACT SAME PLACE ON THIS. 180 00:06:58,834 --> 00:07:02,300 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 181 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,533 - YEAH. 182 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:05,533 IT JUST MAKES ME SAD. 183 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:06,734 - WHY? 184 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:12,400 - [crying] THAT MY MOM LOST HER FIRST. 185 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,700 YOU KNOW. 186 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:18,467 - I KNOW, BUT THEY GET-- 187 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,500 THEY GET IT BACK NOW. 188 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,834 THEY GET A GRANDCHILD. 189 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:23,033 THEY GET TO GO THROUGH IT ALL OVER AGAIN. 190 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:24,100 - I KNOW. 191 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:30,166 - AND HIS MEMORY LIVES ON IN BRYN. 192 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:38,066 - IT JUST DIDN'T HIT ME TILL NOW. 193 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,333 - EVER? 194 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,867 - WELL, NO, I LOVE HER SO MUCH, 195 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:44,834 I CAN'T IMAGINE, UH... - LOSING A CHILD. 196 00:07:44,834 --> 00:07:49,567 - LOSING YOUR FIRST, SECOND, THIRD, ANY CHILD. 197 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:50,700 WELL... 198 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:58,000 - I KNOW. 199 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:02,834 - YOU'RE THE BEST FATHER IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 200 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:05,300 YOU REALLY ARE. 201 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,867 - THANKS, MAMA. 202 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,166 - COMING UP... 203 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:15,700 - THERE'S GOTTA BE AN EASY WAY TO DO THIS. 204 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,834 - WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET THE BABY OUT OF THE CAR. 205 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,533 - THERE. 206 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:39,433 LOOK IT. THAT'S BABY BRYN'S, HUH? 207 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:41,100 WE BROUGHT HOME ONE OF BRYN'S BLANKETS, 208 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,400 AND I KIND OF, YOU KNOW, FORCED IT UPON COOKIE. 209 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,734 I PUT THE BLANKET AROUND COOKIE. 210 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,066 - OH, MY GOSH, SO WHAT'S SHE DOING? 211 00:08:48,066 --> 00:08:49,367 - SHE'S JUST SITTING HERE. 212 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:51,133 SHE KNOWS SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 213 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:53,000 I TOLD HER ALL ABOUT BRYN 214 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,600 AND HOW SHE'S PERFECT. 215 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,100 TALK TO HER, 'CAUSE SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 216 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,500 HAVE HER HEAR YOU. 217 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,066 - HI, BOO BOO. 218 00:08:59,066 --> 00:09:00,867 MAMA AND PAPA WITH THE NEW BABY. 219 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:03,233 - SHE'S LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S SO CUTE. 220 00:09:07,734 --> 00:09:10,166 - OKAY, LITTLE PUMPKIN. 221 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:13,033 HOW DO YOU CLICK THIS OFF? DO YOU KNOW? 222 00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:14,667 HAS TO BE A LITTLE BUTTON. 223 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:17,567 HOW THE HELL YOU GET HER OUT? 224 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:20,166 THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EASY WAY TO DO THIS. 225 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:23,734 - THIS IS GREAT. YOU HAVE TO BE [bleep] ME, YEAH. 226 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:27,600 WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET THE BABY OUT OF THE CAR. 227 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,233 JASON HAS NO REASON TO KNOW 228 00:09:29,233 --> 00:09:30,667 HOW TO GET A BABY OUT OF THE CAR. 229 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,967 I WENT TO "GET YOUR BABY OUT OF THE CAR" SCHOOL. 230 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:34,367 RELAX. [laughing] 231 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,867 MOMMY'S GOT IT. 232 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,667 AND NOW MY BABY IS GONNA HAVE TO LIVE IN THE CAR. 233 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,734 CAN YOU BRING THE BABY NURSE DOWN HERE? 234 00:09:41,734 --> 00:09:43,600 - JUST TELL HER, IS THERE A CLIP? WHERE'S THE CLIP? 235 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,367 - AND TELL HER TO HELP US GET THE BABY OUT OF THE CAR. 236 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,667 - YEAH, GINA, CAN YOU GO HELP GET THE BABY OUT OF THE CAR? 237 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:48,900 - DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? 238 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,967 DO YOU BELIEVE THE TWO IDIOTS ARE HOME? 239 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:52,033 - ON THE SIDE OF IT, THERE'S THE-- 240 00:09:52,033 --> 00:09:54,467 THERE'S THE TWO LITTLE RED BUTTONS. 241 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:55,900 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE BASE. 242 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:56,934 - JUST TRY. 243 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:58,166 - IT'S NOT THE BASE. 244 00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,667 - I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS BASE. 245 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,967 - SHE KNOWS THAT. SHE SAID IT'S NOT FOR THE BASE. 246 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,300 - IT'S THE BASE. - NO, IT'S NOT. 247 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,367 - IT LIKE SLIDES UP. 248 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,834 - PRESS THAT IN AND SLIDE IT. 249 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,333 - LET'S JUST WAIT TILL GINA GETS DOWN THERE. 250 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,100 - YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE OUT THIS BASE EVERY TIME. 251 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,133 - I KNOW, JASON. I HEARD YOU THE FIRST 37 TIMES, 252 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:11,834 BUT I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE BASE. 253 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,467 - OKAY, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE THE BASE OUT. 254 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,500 JUST TAKE THE SEAT. - RIGHT, WE DON'T KNOW HOW. 255 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,200 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 256 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,133 PULL THIS. 257 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,700 - WHAT DID SHE DO? 258 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,066 - ALREADY, WE'VE GOTTEN OUR MONEY'S WORTH 259 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:25,166 FROM THE BABY NURSE, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THINGS. 260 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,367 SHE'S GOING TO BE A GO-TO PERSON FOR QUESTIONS 261 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,467 LIKE HOW THE HELL DO I GET THE BABY OUT OF THE CAR? 262 00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:30,700 - YOU WANT TO TAKE HER? 263 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,900 - HE'LL TAKE HER. 264 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:36,266 - OKAY. [laughing] 265 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:38,500 - THIS IS THE LOCK. - OH, OKAY. 266 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,066 - IT'S IN HERE. - OKAY. 267 00:10:40,066 --> 00:10:42,233 - I WAS RIGHT ON ONE THING. 268 00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:43,767 - ARE WE READY FOR THIS? - [laughing] 269 00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:47,233 - WE CAN'T GET THE BABY PUT OF THE CAR. 270 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,633 WE CAN'T GET THE BABY OUT OF THE CAR. 271 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:49,934 - [kiss] 272 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:55,500 - WHO'S THE BABY? WHERE'S THE BOO BOO? 273 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,200 HI, MONKEY. 274 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,433 HI, SUGAR BABY. 275 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:01,467 - COOKIE, WE MISSED YOU. - HI, SWEETIE. 276 00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:02,867 - HI. - COME ON. 277 00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,266 - HI, GIRL. 278 00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:05,567 - SHE'S GOT A PINK RIBBON ON, LOOK. 279 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,333 WE HAVE SOMEBODY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO. 280 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,900 - WE HAVE A BABY. HI! 281 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,400 - HI! WELCOME HOME! [dog barking] 282 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,767 - THANK YOU. OKAY. 283 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:14,467 - OKAY, PAY ATTENTION. PAY ATTENTION. 284 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,800 - WHEN WE BROUGHT THE BABY HOME, 285 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,467 I WAS PANICKED ABOUT THE COOKIE DYNAMIC. 286 00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:20,734 WHAT WOULD I DO IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT? 287 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:22,633 PUT HER IN A GORILLA CAGE IN THE CORNER OF THE APARTMENT? 288 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:24,633 - I KNOW, WE'LL TAKE YOU OFF THIS IN A SECOND. 289 00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,867 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 290 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:28,100 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 291 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,233 - HEY, THERE'S A BABY HERE. - OKAY. 292 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:31,834 OKAY. - DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE. 293 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,367 - SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. 294 00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:35,333 - OKAY, EVERYBODY'S CALM. 295 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,834 NOW I TAKE THE LEASH OFF YOU. 296 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,433 - THERE'S A BABY IN HERE. 297 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:40,567 THERE'S A BABY. THIS IS MY BABY. 298 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,600 - YOU READY? - OKAY. 299 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,500 OKAY, HERE'S YOUR BLANKIE. 300 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,734 THEY FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER, AND IT WAS LIKE... 301 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,967 [exhales] 302 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,533 - WHO MADE ALL THIS? - OH, MY GOD. 303 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:52,900 - CONGRATULATIONS. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 304 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,433 - WHERE DID ALL THIS COME FROM? 305 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,500 LOOK IT-- HER FIRST CURL. 306 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,100 WE HAVE THINGS. 307 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,734 - IT'S FROM TERI. 308 00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:02,233 - THIS TOO? - YEAH. 309 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:03,667 AND THE GROWING THING. 310 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:04,800 - THIS IS HER ROOM. 311 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,867 - HIYA, MAMA. 312 00:12:05,867 --> 00:12:07,967 THIS IS SO NICE. 313 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:10,367 [sniffling] 314 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,533 - YOU LOVE IT? 315 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:12,800 - YEAH. 316 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,567 - SO WHAT DO WE DO? WE TAKE HER OUT? 317 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,567 CAN WE PUT HER IN HERE? 318 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,934 - I'M BREASTFEEDING, 319 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:18,066 AND SHE'S PROBABLY ABOUT AN HOUR LATE. 320 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:19,133 SHE'S SUPPOSED TO GO AT 12:00. 321 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,934 - OKAY, DADDY'S GONNA TAKE YOU OUT. 322 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,233 OH HO HO HO. LOOK AT THE LITTLE FAMILY. 323 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,500 - SHE'S PRETTY, YOU KNOW? 324 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,133 DO YOU NEED ME IN HERE, OR YOU WANT ME TO WAIT OUTSIDE? 325 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,533 - OH, NO, WHEREVER YOU'RE COMFORTABLE. 326 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,066 THIS IS YOUR HOUSE. 327 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,800 - SO 20 MINUTES, AND THEN I'LL TAKE HER OFF AND BURP. 328 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,800 - PERFECT. - YEAH. 329 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,633 YOU'RE HOME. 330 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,233 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE HOME 331 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:43,567 AND LIKE IT'S REAL? 332 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,667 - I LOVE IT. 333 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,133 THIS IS THE BEST THING OF MY LIFE. 334 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,133 AND I WAS SAYING TO J-- 335 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,333 LIKE I DON'T WANT TO WORK. 336 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,633 I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING. 337 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,333 I JUST WORKED FIVE YEARS 338 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,834 LIKE CRAZY TO GET TO THIS POINT. 339 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,033 I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BUT LOVE HER. 340 00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:57,500 - MM, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 341 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,433 - I LOVE YOU, COOKIE. 342 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,800 - SHE'S GONNA BE GREAT. SHE'S GONNA BE GREAT. 343 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,934 IT CAN BE YOUR THING WHEN YOU FEED HER 344 00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,333 FOR HER TO SIT WITH YOU. 345 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,667 YEAH, THAT'S YOUR THING, YOU KNOW? 346 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,600 - COOKIE CAME AND SAT ON THE LITTLE CHAIR, 347 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,533 WHICH WARMED MY ENTIRE BODY AND SOUL. 348 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,166 IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS. 349 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,467 JULIE'S BEEN GOOD TO YOU? 350 00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:14,834 YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH JULIE EVERY NIGHT? 351 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,266 - YEAH. 352 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:18,767 - THANK YOU SO-- YOU HAVE BEEN UNBELIEVABLE. 353 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,800 WE'RE SO FORTUNATE TO HAVE YOU HERE. 354 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,166 YOU ARE--I LOVE YOU. 355 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,233 YOU HAVE BEEN UN-- YOU'RE FAMILY. I MEAN... 356 00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:26,033 - I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND SAYING I HAVE A NIECE. 357 00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,600 - WE CALL YOU JULIE MOMMY. 358 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,867 - OHH. 359 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,934 - WE'RE GONNA GET YOUR HANDPRINTS. 360 00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:41,734 LET'S GO TO OUR ARTS AND CRAFTS TABLE. 361 00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:43,700 - DO THE FOOT 'CAUSE YOU HAVE HER STANDING UP. 362 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700 - OKAY. 363 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,133 - YOU HAVE ALL THESE IDEAS 364 00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,700 ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY, 365 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,633 AND I REMEMBER HAVING THESE BRONZE SHOES, 366 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:52,166 AND SO THERE'S THIS MODERN THING 367 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:55,567 WHERE NOW YOU CAN PUT THE FOOTPRINTS AND HANDPRINTS 368 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,700 UP ON A FRAMED PICTURE. 369 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,200 WE'RE GONNA HOVER LIKE SUPERMAN. 370 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,200 - OKAY. - SUPERWOMAN. 371 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,834 - OKAY. 372 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,967 THIS IS OUR FIRST MOMMY, DADDY, AND BABY ACTIVITY. 373 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,233 OKAY, READY? 374 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:07,266 - OKAY. - ONE-- 375 00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:08,300 - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 376 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,333 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 377 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,533 I DON'T LIKE MAKING HER DO THINGS. 378 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,533 - WELL, UH... 379 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:12,967 DO THE FOOT FIRST. 380 00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,367 - ALL RIGHT. - PRESS. PRESS. 381 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,567 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 382 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:16,767 - OKAY, WE GOT IT. HOLD ON. 383 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:17,967 - HOW WOULD WE KNOW. - LET'S SEE, BRYN. 384 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,100 GO AHEAD, MOM. 385 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,567 - SO I TAKE THE BABY'S FOOT. 386 00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,266 IT'S A STRUGGLE. IT'S LIKE, RRR, LET'S GET HER. 387 00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,567 GET IT. 388 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:25,867 MY BABY HAS FOUR TOES. 389 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:26,967 - YOU GOT IT. 390 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,700 - YAY! BRYN, THAT'S YOUR FOOTIE. 391 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,066 - LOOK, IT'S YOUR... - WE ONLY NEED ONE. 392 00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:33,500 - BUT WE ONLY HAVE FOUR TOES, 393 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,800 SO YOU GOTTA GET THAT OTHER TOE DOWN. 394 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,533 LOOK IT-- - IT'S OKAY. 395 00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,133 - NO, IF WE'RE GONNA DO IT, WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT. 396 00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,233 YOU HAVE FOUR TOES. 397 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,467 - [laughs] 398 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,266 EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW SHE HAS FOUR TOES. 399 00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:44,567 NOT LIKE WE ADDED A TOE. 400 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,233 TODAY, THE TOE DIDN'T HAPPEN. 401 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,834 - WE'RE PUTTING AN EXTRA TOE. 402 00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,100 - [laughs] HOW CUTE. 403 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,667 - DO THIS LEFT ONE, 'CAUSE IT HANGS A LITTLE LOWER. 404 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,834 [laughs] 405 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:57,000 - I FEEL LIKE WE'RE FINGER-- I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN JAIL. 406 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,300 - SHE HAS IT. NOW JUST SLAP IT DOWN. 407 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,934 - OKAY, WE-- - SLAP IT DOWN. 408 00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:01,266 SLAP IT DOWN, SLAP IT DOWN. 409 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,700 - I'M NOT GONNA BREAK HER FEET. 410 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:03,800 - GOTTA GET ALL THE TOES. - I'M TRYING. 411 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,867 - GET ALL THE TOES. - I'M TRYING. 412 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:06,133 WE'RE TOWARDS THE EDGE. 413 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,400 - GET ALL THE TOES. - IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 414 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,900 - ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, NO, PEEL IT. 415 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,667 - NOW IT HAS SIX TOES. 416 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,533 [laughs] 417 00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:16,233 THERE'S LIKE AN EXTRA TOE, 418 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,233 BUT THAT'S OKAY. 419 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,734 - IT'S NOT OKAY. 420 00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:20,266 - YOU'RE HOLDING HER, AND I'M PUTTING THE TOE DOWN. 421 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:22,800 - [laughing] 422 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,200 - MOMMY AND DADDY ARE HAVING FUN, BUT YOU AREN'T. 423 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,500 - WE COULD SHOW BOTH THESE AND BE LIKE, 424 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,967 IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE TWO. 425 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:31,066 - OKAY, BUT THERE'S ONE-- - [laughing] 426 00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:33,400 - WHY IS MOMMY SO STUPID? 427 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,900 - YOU GOTTA THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX? 428 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,100 - OPRAH HAS A SIXTH TOE. 429 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,500 - [laughing] 430 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,600 [Bryn crying] - NO, NO. 431 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,033 - WE COULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH THIS 432 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,266 IF YOU HAD PRESSED THE RIGHT WAY. 433 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:43,800 - I REFUSE TO LET HER CRY OVER ANYTHING. 434 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,867 NO. 435 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,400 - ALL RIGHT, DO THE HAND. 436 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,133 - OKAY, BABY. - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 437 00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,300 - I'M NOT GONNA BEND HER HAND. 438 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,433 JUST RELAX. 439 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,000 - [crying] - I KNOW. 440 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,834 I'M NOT DOING IT. I'M NOT HURT--I'M NOT. 441 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:54,834 - YOU QUIT? YOU'RE GIVING UP? 442 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,166 - NO, I'M NOT GIVING UP. 443 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,700 I JUST WANT TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND START AGAIN. 444 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,867 SHE WILL THANK US ONE DAY. 445 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,133 I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO BE UNHAPPY. 446 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,533 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN, 447 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:02,900 AND I'M JUST TERRIFIED, 448 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,433 AND I'M JUST COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY 449 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,734 OFF-THE-RAILS NEUROTIC. 450 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,166 DADDY DID IT. 451 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:13,266 - PEEL IT. 452 00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:14,266 - I SEE FIVE TOES. 453 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,100 - WE GOT FIVE TOES! 454 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,934 WHOO! - ALL RIGHT, NOW... 455 00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:19,200 - GIMME THE HAND, GIMME THE HAND. 456 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,066 - YEAH, HERE, TALK TO THE HAND. 457 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,467 GET IN THERE. 458 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,533 LET ME SUCK--LET ME LET HER SUCK MY FINGER 459 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:25,934 AND THEN DO IT, 'CAUSE IT DISTRACTS HER. 460 00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:28,133 HURRY UP RIGHT NOW. GET IN AND GET OUT. 461 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,633 - I CAN'T GET THE THUMB OUT. 462 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:30,867 - I CAN'T WORK THIS WAY. 463 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:31,900 DO THE HAND, GET IT OUT. 464 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,066 - I CAN'T GET IT. 465 00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:34,500 - YOU'RE NOT A QUITTER. 466 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,967 - HERE, YOU TRY IT. - YEAH, ON THE STAMP RIGHT NOW. 467 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,300 - BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT WITH YOUR HAND, 468 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,900 OR IT'S GONNA RUIN IT. - I KNOW. 469 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,700 - SLAP IT ON THERE. - OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. 470 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,834 - GOOD, GET OFF, GET OFF. 471 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,667 THE HAND DOESN'T WORK. 472 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,367 OH, MY GOD, WE GOT A HAND. 473 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,633 - IT LOOKS DEFORMED, BUT I LOVE IT. 474 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,633 - WE DID IT! 475 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,934 - WHEN IT WAS OVER, 476 00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,333 IT WAS LIKE WE WON THE STANLEY CUP. 477 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,333 - OH, MY GOD, WE DID IT. 478 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,633 - I LOVE IT. LET HER SLEEP. 479 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:55,900 IT'S OVER. IT'S BEEN TRAUMATIC. 480 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,100 - I MEAN, IT REALLY DOES LOOK ABNORMAL. 481 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,567 - THIS HAS BEEN TRAUMATIC FOR ALL OF US. 482 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,400 - I'M GONNA SHOW HER THE FINISHED PRODUCT. 483 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,700 - I'M SORRY FOR THAT. 484 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,600 WE ARE GONNA TRY TO BE MORE THOUGHTFUL. 485 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,767 - [fusses] - I KNOW. 486 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,333 WOW. - YOU LIKE IT? 487 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,734 - DO YOU MIND THAT THERE'S LIKE A LITTLE BIT 488 00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,033 OF LIKE SMUDGING OR IT'S OKAY? 489 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:10,967 - OH, NOW YOU WANT IT TO BE PERFECT. 490 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,000 - COMING UP... - SO I'M GONNA GO. 491 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,934 - DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER. - I'M NOT. 492 00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:18,233 [dog growling] 493 00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,500 [knock at door] - COME IN! 494 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,900 [dog barking] 495 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,533 - HI, COOKIE. 496 00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:36,000 - GOOD GIRL. - HI, SWEETIE. 497 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,633 LOOK AT WHAT I GOT. OH, GOOD GIRL. 498 00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:40,166 - DON'T TRUST HER EVER, 499 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,533 JUST 'CAUSE YOU GAVE HER A PRESENT. 500 00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:42,734 JUST LIKE A WOMAN, DOESN'T MEAN 501 00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:45,033 SHE'S NOT GONNA [bleep] YOU OVER, "F" YOU OVER. 502 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,934 NO CURSING ANYMORE. IT'S OVER. 503 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,200 I'M SORRY. EARMUFFS. 504 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,367 DON'T TRUST HER. [dog barking] 505 00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:53,033 STILL DON'T TRUST HER. - I'M NOT. 506 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,600 - DON'T TOUCH ME. - I'M NOT GONNA HUG YOU. 507 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,467 - DON'T DO ANYTHING. JUST SIT OVER THERE. 508 00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:57,467 NO, RIGHT HERE IS FINE ON THE COUCH. 509 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,567 - RIGHT HERE IS FINE? 510 00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:00,767 - THE WEDDING WAS SPECTACULAR, 511 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,233 EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER HOPED FOR 512 00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,533 AND DREAMED OF, 513 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,633 AND NOW I HAVE THE BABY SHOWER TO PLAN. 514 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,066 WHO BETTER TO PLAN IT WITH ME? 515 00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:10,266 SHAWN. 516 00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:12,367 SO I WANT HIM TO MEET BRYN, 517 00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:15,333 AND I WOULD LIKE COOKIE NOT TO MAUL HIM. 518 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,367 [dog barking] 519 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,767 COOKIE. IGNORE HER. 520 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,266 NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY GETS HURT. 521 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,133 - THAT'S RIGHT. SHE'S PROTECTING HER BABY SISTER. 522 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,900 - I JUST WANT THE BABY SHOWER TO BE FUN. 523 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,500 I'M BEING SHOWERED BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE THE BABY. 524 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,533 AND I JUST WANT TO HAVE A FUN, PRETTY, GIRLY, 525 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:31,633 BUT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT BABY SHOWER. 526 00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:32,734 - SHE IS SO PRECIOUS. 527 00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:33,900 - SHE'S ADORABLE. 528 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,400 [kissing] 529 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,867 YOU WANT TO HOLD HER FOR A SEC? SURE. 530 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,300 WE'RE GONNA WORK ON THE DOG NOW. 531 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,600 YOU JUST DO THAT. 532 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,333 SORRY ABOUT THE OUTFIT. THIS IS ALL I WEAR. 533 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,300 - OH, THAT'S IT, JUST STRETCH OUT AND GO TO SLEEP. 534 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,133 OH, YOU'RE SO TINY. 535 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:48,734 AM I HOLDING YOU OKAY? 536 00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:49,834 - SHE'S A GOOD LITTLE BABY. 537 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,667 - OHH. - SHE'S A NICE LITTLE GIRL 538 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,333 - OH, MY GOODNESS. 539 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,767 YOU GOT SEXY LEGS, YES, YOU DO. 540 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,000 - SHE LIKES YOU. LOOK AT HER PASSING OUT. 541 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,200 - I'LL BABY-SIT FOR YOU. 542 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,767 - NOT COOKIE, JUST THE BABY. 543 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,433 - YEAH. - [laughs] 544 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,266 - ONE STEP AT A TIME. - I KNOW. 545 00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,867 BUT COOKIE'S BEING OKAY RIGHT NOW. 546 00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,467 - SHE IS. SHE LIKES HER TREAT. 547 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,600 WE'RE IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE FOR THE SHOWER. 548 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,033 BETHENNY DECIDED TO HAVE HER BABY SHOWER 549 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,734 AT SPA CHAKRA ON FIFTH, 550 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,667 AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA. 551 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,100 THE GUESTS ARE GONNA WALK IN, 552 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,233 WE ARE GONNA SERVE THEM SOME CHAMPAGNE, 553 00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,834 MAYBE THE SKINNYGIRL SANGRIA, 554 00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,900 AND WE'RE GONNA DO CUPCAKES AND COOKIES. 555 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,166 - RIGHT, LET'S TALK ABOUT-- 556 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,367 THE CUPCAKES ARE MY NEW OBSESSION NOW. 557 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:33,200 I WANT THERE TO BE BLOCKS AND RATTLES 558 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,800 AND DECORATIVE CUPCAKES. 559 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,333 - WE'RE ALSO DOING COOKIES THAT ARE LIKE-- 560 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,734 - BACK UP. WHAT DO THOSE CUPCAKES TASTE LIKE? 561 00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:39,767 - I HAVE NOT HAD THOSE. 562 00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:41,500 - HERE WE GO AGAIN. 563 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,567 - I FEEL LIKE THEY MIGHT LOOK GOOD, 564 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,367 BUT THEY DON'T NECESSARILY TASTE GOOD... 565 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,767 - BUT THERE IS A COMPANY IN BROOKLYN 566 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,767 THAT I AM ACTUALLY GONNA GET A CUPCAKE TOMORROW. 567 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,667 - OKAY, AND THEN THERE'S A CAKE. 568 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,967 - YES. - WHAT KIND OF CAKE? 569 00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:53,400 - THE INSIDE IS LEMON. 570 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,133 - AND I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF THOSE CAKES THAT LOOK GOOD 571 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,400 DON'T TASTE GOOD. 572 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,100 - WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA TASTE IT. 573 00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,367 - 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW CAKE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 574 00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,867 AT ANY PARTY. - IT IS. 575 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,200 - WHAT'S THE DECOR? 576 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,433 - WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO WITH THE DECOR IS 577 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:04,533 WE'RE KEEPING IT SIMPLE. 578 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,166 I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO DO-- 579 00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,567 - KEEPING IT SIMPLE, MEANING WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING. 580 00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:08,900 - NO, LET ME FINISH. - OKAY. 581 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,166 - TALKING TO BETHENNY ABOUT THE SHOWER, 582 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,500 I FEEL LIKE IT HAS TO BE PERFECT. 583 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:16,400 I THINK SHE--I THINK SHE TRUSTS ME, AND SO... 584 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,633 BUT I KNOW IF I DON'T GET IT RIGHT, 585 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,567 MY ASS IS STILL ON THE LINE, SO... 586 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,633 UM, THEY'VE GOT REALLY NICE LIKE SUCCULENT PLANTS 587 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,200 ON ALL OF THE TABLES UP THERE. 588 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,633 WHAT I WANT TO DO IS ACTUALLY ACCENT THEM 589 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:27,767 WITH A PINK ORCHID. 590 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,166 - YEAH, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE 591 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,033 LIKE PEPTO VOMITED ALL OVER THE PLACE. IT'S FINE. 592 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,200 WHO'S THE CUTEST? 593 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,600 - WELL, LISTEN, I'M GONNA LET YOU GO. 594 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,900 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ANY FAST MOVEMENTS. 595 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,166 - I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD. 596 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,300 I THINK YOU SHOULD CREEP OUT LIKE A PROWLER. 597 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,700 - YEAH, SO I'M GONNA GO. 598 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,767 - DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER. - I'M NOT. 599 00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,734 - OKAY, JUST CLOSE THE BOOK SLOWLY. 600 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,033 - AND I WILL, UH, TALK TO YOU LATER. 601 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,500 - NO FAST MOVES. - NOPE. 602 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,367 - BYE. - BYE. BYE, BRYN. 603 00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,667 SHE'S SO PRECIOUS. 604 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,734 - BYE. SHAWN'S LEAVING. DON'T TALK TO HER. 605 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:54,133 BUT IT WENT WELL. 606 00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,367 THERE WERE NO MAULINGS. 607 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:57,400 - NO, I STILL HAVE ALL MY PARTS. 608 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,567 - IT WAS GOOD. - YEAH. 609 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,367 - GOOD GIRL, COOKIE. - BYE. 610 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,900 - PROGRESS. 611 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,467 [dog growling] 612 00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,633 [barking] 613 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,400 - ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE ALMOST IN HERE. 614 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,834 - YEAH, WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS? 615 00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:18,967 I DON'T BELONG HERE. 616 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,400 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S WORK IT OUT. 617 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,700 I GO IN, I SAY, HI, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, 618 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,633 SHE ME WHAT YOU NEED TO SHOW ME FOR BETHENNY, 619 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,400 ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE JEWELRY, 620 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,400 THEN WHAT? 621 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,567 - OH, MAN. HOW DO WE GET-- 622 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:32,700 HOW DO WE GET IT SO THAT-- 623 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,433 I'M NOT GONNA ASK HER OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND HER BROTHER. 624 00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:35,967 IT'S GONNA BE OUT OF LEFT FIELD FOR HER. 625 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:37,700 SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE... 626 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,100 ME AND JASON ARE ON OUR WAY 627 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,300 TO KRISTEN FARRELL'S JEWELRY STORE. 628 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,834 JASON'S THERE TO GET BETHENNY A PUSH GIFT, 629 00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:46,100 AND I'M THERE BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE MY MOVE 630 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,033 AND ASK KRISTEN OUT ON A DATE. 631 00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:49,433 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 632 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,633 - I DON'T KNOW, I GOTTA MAKE SOME SMALL TALK 633 00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:53,000 OF SOME KIND WITH HER. 634 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,233 I NEED A GOOD WINGMAN, AND JASON GETS IT, 635 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,834 AND I THINK THAT HE'D BE THAT--THAT WINGMAN FOR ME. 636 00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,233 - WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO? 637 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:02,133 - YOU KNOW THE WINGMAN GAME, MAN. 638 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,233 - I'M WITH YOU. 639 00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,867 - MAYBE--OOH. 640 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,100 GOT AN IDEA. 641 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,600 MAYBE MY PHONE RINGS, I'M LIKE, "OH, WAIT. 642 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,867 "BETHENNY'S CALLING ME. 643 00:22:10,867 --> 00:22:12,367 LET ME STEP OUT FOR JUST A QUICK MOMENT," 644 00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:13,734 AND-AND-AND YOU'RE LIKE, 645 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:16,667 "OH, THAT KID, MAX, MAN WHAT A--WHAT A GUY." 646 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:19,266 - NO, NO, NO, BUT THIS IS ME DOING YOUR JOB FOR YOU. 647 00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:21,533 - BUT THE WINGMAN, IN ESSENCE... 648 00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:22,767 - YEAH. 649 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:23,967 - KIND OF BUILDS THE BRIDGE. 650 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,133 - OH, BUILDS YOU UP. I GOT YOU, OKAY. 651 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,333 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO DO IT. 652 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,834 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S POP IT. 653 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:30,734 THANKS. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 654 00:22:30,734 --> 00:22:32,233 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS? - HEY. 655 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:33,867 - GOOD TO SEE YOU JUSTIN. - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 656 00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:35,200 - HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? 657 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,333 - HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE WEDDING. 658 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:37,600 - I KNOW, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 659 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,967 OH, MAN, SHE LOOKS GREAT, OF COURSE. 660 00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:41,166 OH. 661 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:42,667 - HOW ARE YOU? 662 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:43,734 - HI. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 663 00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:44,900 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 664 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,867 - SO I NEED TO GET MOM A LITTLE PUSH GIFT, 665 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,066 SO I KNOW WE TALKED ABOUT A LITTLE SOMETHING, SO... 666 00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:52,200 - I JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS CONDUCIVE ELEMENTS 667 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,667 TO ASK HER OUT ON A DATE. 668 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,300 WE'RE ALL WITHIN A COUPLE OF FEET OF EACH OTHER. 669 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,333 - SO THIS IS WHAT WE THOUGHT. - OKAY. 670 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,700 - YOU KNOW, "BABY, MOMMY, AND DADDY." 671 00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,800 - SURE. 672 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,700 - SOMETHING THAT, UH, SHE CAN WEAR 673 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:04,867 CASUAL WEAR DRESS AND JUST REALLY ENJOY 'EM. 674 00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:07,333 - ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GONNA GO WITH THOSE. 675 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,367 I WANT TO USE YOUR RESTROOM, IF YOU DON'T-- 676 00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:10,767 CAN YOU SHOW ME? - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 677 00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:11,834 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ALL RIGHT, MAN? 678 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:13,400 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 679 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,834 - THIS IS NICE. 680 00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:16,633 SO JASON PULLS A GOOD WINGMAN MOVE LIKE HE SHOULD. 681 00:23:16,633 --> 00:23:18,166 HE ISOLATES THE TARGET. 682 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,033 AND I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO BRING THEM BACK SOON ENOUGH ANYWAY. 683 00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:21,367 - [laughs] NO, SHE'LL LOVE THEM. 684 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,867 - NO, BUT, SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I BEEN BACK 685 00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:25,033 LIKE WITH SOMETHING WRONG? - JUST A FEW TIMES. 686 00:23:25,033 --> 00:23:28,867 - OR SOMETHING MISSING OR... WHATEVER. 687 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,433 IT'S ALL GOOD, THOUGH. SO WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON? 688 00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:31,800 I KNOW I HAVE A SMALL WINDOW HERE. 689 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,367 I KNOW I DON'T HAVE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 690 00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:34,433 YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT TO THE LONG ISLAND STORE 691 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,033 TO OPEN IT UP, IS THAT RIGHT? 692 00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:37,467 - JUST HAVE SOME SHOWS GOING ON. 693 00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:39,133 - SHOWS? 694 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:41,834 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR AN OPENING AT THIS POINT. 695 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,467 - UH, I'M DOING A SHOW TOMORROW. 696 00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:46,400 - WHAT DO YOU DO, JUST PRESENT ALL YOUR STUFF? 697 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,967 - UM, I TAKE LIKE-- 698 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:49,000 WELL, THEY ALREADY SELL MY STUFF, 699 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,934 BUT I TAKE MORE OF THE COLLECTION, 700 00:23:50,934 --> 00:23:52,867 AND THEY--I GUESS THEY GET TO MEET ME AND... 701 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:54,767 - RIGHT. THAT'S COOL. 702 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,133 - YEAH. - IT'S REALLY GOOD STUFF. 703 00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:58,033 IT'S AMAZING. WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO WEAR IT? 704 00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,633 - I DO COOL LIKE MEN'S STUFF TOO. 705 00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:00,700 - DO YOU REALLY? - YEAH. 706 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,266 - SHOW ME. - UM... 707 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:03,700 WHERE IS IT? 708 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,934 LET ME JUST GRAB A KEY. 709 00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:07,533 - AHEM. 710 00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:19,567 I'M LOOKING AT HER OTHER JEWELRY, 711 00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:21,700 WE'RE MAKING SMALL TALK, 712 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,033 BUT I FEEL AS RIDICULOUS AS I CAN BE. 713 00:24:24,033 --> 00:24:26,066 IT'S AMAZING. IT REALLY IS. 714 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:27,300 IT'S A HUGE TALENT. 715 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,667 WHAT ARE MY TALENTS? UM... 716 00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,367 I'M GOOD AT DROPPING OFF 717 00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:33,367 BETHENNY'S DRESSES AT THE TAILOR, 718 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:36,633 AND, UM, I KNOW BETHENNY'S SHOE SIZE PRETTY WELL, SO... 719 00:24:36,633 --> 00:24:38,266 - WHAT SIZE? 720 00:24:38,266 --> 00:24:39,333 - I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBER, 721 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,900 BUT YOU POINT TO SHOES ON A SHELF, 722 00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:42,700 IT'S LIKE, BAM, THOSE ARE-- THOSE ARE-- 723 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,133 THOSE ARE BETHENNY'S SIZE FOR SURE. 724 00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,734 - READY TO GO? - YEAH, JUST ABOUT. 725 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,533 - LET ME BOX THIS UP. - OKAY. 726 00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:50,967 - AHEM. 727 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,266 - THESE ARE HER BRACELETS. 728 00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,967 - JASON GIVES ME A LOOK LIKE... 729 00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:01,433 LIKE, "DID YOU DO IT?" 730 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:05,500 AND I'M GIVING HIM A LOOK LIKE, "I NEED TO...NO." 731 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,133 AHEM. 732 00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:08,567 YEAH, SO IT WAS FUN AT THE WEDDING, RIGHT? 733 00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:09,967 IT WAS FUN, MEETING YOU AND YOUR, UM... 734 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,533 - GREAT TIME. - YOUR SISTER. 735 00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:13,533 WE HUNG OUT A WHILE AT THE, UM...AT THE WEDDING. 736 00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:15,934 - YEAH. THERE WAS A LOT OF LOVE. 737 00:25:15,934 --> 00:25:17,500 - A LOT OF LOVE. 738 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,000 THERE WAS A LOT OF POOLNESS, A LOT OF DANCING. 739 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,600 - YOU GOTTA SHOW ME SOME MORE OVER HERE. 740 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,500 - AHEM. THAT WAS A BLAST. 741 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,133 DID YOU GUYS STAY FOR THE WHOLE THING, BY THE WAY? 742 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:27,066 - NO, I WAS JUST SHOWING-- I JUST FINISHED THIS ONE. 743 00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:28,767 - YEAH, IT WAS A MESS, 744 00:25:28,767 --> 00:25:31,100 AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT. 745 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:34,033 - SO, UH, HE'S TERRIFIED 746 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,133 TO, UH, ASK YOU OUT. 747 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,000 - [laughs] 748 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,967 - BUT HE'S A GOOD-- 749 00:25:39,967 --> 00:25:41,066 HE'S A GOOD GUY. 750 00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,133 - OH. 751 00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:43,333 - SO, WOULD, UH... 752 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,233 WOULD LIKE LUNCH BE OUT OF THE QUESTION? 753 00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:46,767 - A LUNCH? 754 00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:50,100 - JASON'S TELLING KRISTEN WHAT I SHOULD BE TELLING KRISTEN. 755 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,333 - A GIRL'S GOTTA EAT. 756 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,233 - WELL, THERE'S NO PRESSURE, ALL RIGHT? 757 00:25:53,233 --> 00:25:55,133 - MM, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS... 758 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,867 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAY. 759 00:25:56,867 --> 00:25:58,100 - IF I DON'T ASK YOU, 760 00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,333 I'M GONNA HEAR IT FROM BETHENNY, 761 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:01,734 SO CAN I PLEASE TAKE YOU TO LUNCH SOME... 762 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:02,767 SOMETIME THIS WEEK? 763 00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:04,166 - YEAH, SURE. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 764 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,400 CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? 765 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,834 - UM, SURE. - THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL. 766 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,934 I KNOW IT'S AWKWARD NOW. NOW IT'S REALLY AWKWARD, 767 00:26:09,934 --> 00:26:12,000 BUT, UM, BETHENNY WILL... 768 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,367 SHE'LL GIVE ME A LOT OF [bleep]. 769 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:15,633 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE YOU... 770 00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,266 - HE'S NOT--HE'S NOT DOING IT FOR BETHENNY. 771 00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:18,633 YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOU, RIGHT? 772 00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:20,500 - I'M DOING IT FOR ME, BUT IF I COME BACK EMPTY-HANDED, 773 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,467 FORGET ABOUT IT. I WON'T EVER HEAR THE END OF THIS. 774 00:26:22,467 --> 00:26:24,633 - IT WAS PAINFUL. 775 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:25,767 I FEEL LIKE... 776 00:26:25,767 --> 00:26:27,266 I FEEL LIKE I'M A PARENT TO A... 777 00:26:27,266 --> 00:26:29,433 HOW OLD ARE YOU, MAX? 24? 778 00:26:29,433 --> 00:26:31,400 - MM-HMM. 779 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,900 - MY SON. GOOD JOB. 780 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,533 - THANKS, KRISTEN. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 781 00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:35,734 - I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 782 00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:37,100 I THINK I BLACKED OUT FOR A MINUTE, 783 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,500 BUT, HEY, SHE GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER, 784 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,700 SO I GUESS I GOT WHAT I CAME FOR. 785 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,467 AM I A [bleep] IDIOT? - YES. 786 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,867 - NO, [bleep]. THAT WAS SO STUPID. 787 00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:46,133 - IT WAS LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 788 00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:48,100 - IT WAS SO, SO DUMB. 789 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,934 - BUT YOU HAVE BALLS. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 790 00:26:49,934 --> 00:26:51,100 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW? 791 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,100 THEY'RE IN MY THROAT. 792 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,300 - OH, YOU DID-- YOU DID OKAY. 793 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,400 - OH, MAN! 794 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,734 - I WOULDN'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. 795 00:26:55,734 --> 00:26:57,133 - [bleep] - IT WAS A TOUGH SITUATION. 796 00:26:57,133 --> 00:26:58,567 - OH, IT WAS SO CORNY. 797 00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,433 OH, LET'S GO GET DRUNK. 798 00:27:00,433 --> 00:27:02,033 - AFTER THAT, YEAH. 799 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,567 - HOW ARE YOU? YOU'RE A MOM. 800 00:27:12,567 --> 00:27:14,667 - I AM A MOM. A LOT HAS CHANGED. 801 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:15,767 A LOT HAS CHANGED SINCE I SAW YOU. 802 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,100 - YEAH, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 803 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,633 - YEAH, SO SHE'S JUST A TINY, LITTLE, 804 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:21,567 PERFECT, PINK LITTLE GIRL, 805 00:27:21,567 --> 00:27:24,033 AND SHE'S JUST GENTLE AND SWEET 806 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,066 AND THE NICEST LITTLE BABY EVER. 807 00:27:26,066 --> 00:27:27,834 AND COMING HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL, 808 00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:29,600 JASON HAD A VERY EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE. 809 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,133 'CAUSE HE FELT SUCH A STRONG LOVE FOR BRYN SO QUICKLY, 810 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:37,533 THAT WAS VERY OVERWHELMING, 811 00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:40,533 AND I THINK HE FIRST REALIZED WHAT HIS MOTHER WENT THROUGH. 812 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,300 - MM. 813 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:43,600 - WHAT HIS PARENTS WENT THROUGH. 814 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,166 - THE FEAR OF LOSING A CHILD. 815 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,367 - WELL, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HE WAS JUST THAT CLOSE 816 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:48,633 TO BRYN AFTER FIVE DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL. 817 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:49,900 - RIGHT. 818 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,900 - AND HIS PARENTS HAD A CHILD FOR 19 YEARS. 819 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,266 - MM-HMM. 820 00:27:54,266 --> 00:27:57,000 - SO HE STARTED CRYING. IT WAS VERY EMOTIONAL. 821 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,433 - IT'S SCARY BEING A PARENT. 822 00:27:58,433 --> 00:28:01,200 - IT'S SCARY BEING A PARENT. THAT'S VERY TRUE. 823 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,300 - REALLY IS. 824 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,033 - HE DOESN'T--YEAH. 825 00:28:04,033 --> 00:28:06,133 IT'S MORE SCARY FOR ME ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS, 826 00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:07,400 THAT WAS AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT THAT HE HAD, 827 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,066 BUT I THINK IT'S VERY SCARY 828 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:10,900 TO LOVE SOMETHING THAT MUCH, I THINK. 829 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:15,367 - MM-HMM. 830 00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:16,734 DEFINITELY. 831 00:28:16,734 --> 00:28:18,166 - YOU SCARED OF LOSING HER? - I'M SORRY? 832 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,300 - ARE YOU SCARED OF LOSING HER? 833 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:22,900 - UM, NOT--I'VE BEEN-- 834 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,433 I HAD A LITTLE ANXIETY ABOUT HER HITTING HER HEAD 835 00:28:24,433 --> 00:28:25,800 OR SOMETHING HAPPENED. 836 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,667 I'VE DEFINITELY HAD THAT, WHICH IS... 837 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,266 - MM-HMM. 838 00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:30,567 - WEIRD. LIKE I HAVE WEIRD THOUGHTS HAPPEN IN MY HEAD. 839 00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:33,600 UM, AND THEN OF JUST 840 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,000 HOW PURE AND PERFECT AND NICE THEY ARE, 841 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,700 AND THE KIND OF PERSON THAT THEY'RE GOING TO BE 842 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:40,266 AND HOW YOU GIVE BIRTH TO SOMEBODY. 843 00:28:40,266 --> 00:28:42,266 I MEAN, MY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO ME. 844 00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:44,066 I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT I WAS THAT LITTLE, TINY BABY 845 00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,066 AND THAT IT COULD BE THIS WAY BETWEEN US NOW. 846 00:28:46,066 --> 00:28:48,433 YOU COULD PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE INTO SOMEONE MAYBE, 847 00:28:48,433 --> 00:28:50,633 AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 848 00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:53,367 WHILE I WAS IN LABOR, 849 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:55,133 WE CALLED JASON'S PARENTS, 850 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,533 AND THEY RUSHED HERE, 851 00:28:56,533 --> 00:28:58,633 AND IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A FIRE DRILL, 852 00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:00,233 BECAUSE NOTHING WAS HAPPENED FOR HOURS, 853 00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:01,867 SO THEY WENT BACK TO MY APARTMENT. 854 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:04,934 I DON'T KNOW WHY JASON'S MOM WOULD ANSWER MY OFFICE PHONE. 855 00:29:04,934 --> 00:29:08,300 I GUESS SHE PROBABLY FELT LIKE IT WAS A HIGH ALERT TIME. 856 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:09,900 - SHE PICKED IT UP. 857 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,567 - RIGHT. AND MY MOTHER CALLED. 858 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:13,800 - WOW. - COINCIDENTALLY. 859 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,433 - SO YOUR MOTHER REACHED JASON'S MOTHER... 860 00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:17,867 - YES. - WHEN SHE CALLED YOU. 861 00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:19,767 - AND JASON'S MOM SAID WE'RE HERE ACTUALLY IN FACT 862 00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:22,266 BECAUSE BETHENNY JUST WENT INTO LABOR. 863 00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:23,333 SHE'S HAVING THE BABY. 864 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:26,200 SO MY MOTHER LEFT HER NUMBER, 865 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,633 AND FOR A MOMENT, I THOUGHT, 866 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:32,300 MAYBE AFTER ALL OF THIS, I'LL CALL HER AND... 867 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:33,633 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW-- 868 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:34,834 I DON'T WANT HER COMING TO MY HOUSE 869 00:29:34,834 --> 00:29:36,166 TO SEE THE BABY. 870 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,600 I DIDN'T WANT HER COMING TO THE HOSPITAL 871 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,934 IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT. 872 00:29:38,934 --> 00:29:40,934 IT JUST FELT LIKE SUCH A JOYOUS TIME, 873 00:29:40,934 --> 00:29:42,166 AND THINGS ARE SO GREAT. 874 00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:45,233 THAT IS JUST NOT THE PLACE I WANT TO GO. 875 00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:48,066 IT'S BEYOND NEGATIVE ENERGY. 876 00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:51,367 MALICIOUS IS A REALLY GOOD WORD. 877 00:29:51,367 --> 00:29:52,667 BRYN IS JUST SO PERFECT AND SO PURE, 878 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:53,834 AND I DON'T WANT THAT AROUND HER. 879 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,667 SHE JUST HAS A SHOT. 880 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:58,667 YOU KNOW, SHE HAS A GREAT SHOT 881 00:29:58,667 --> 00:29:59,767 AT A GREAT LIFE. 882 00:29:59,767 --> 00:30:00,800 SHE'S GONNA HAVE A GREAT LIFE, 883 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,400 AND I'M NOT PUTTING HER 884 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,400 AROUND THE GARBAGE THAT I CAME FROM. 885 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,066 THERE'S JUST NO WAY. 886 00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:08,500 - YOU'RE PROTECTING YOURSELF. - YES. 887 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,600 - SOUNDS LIKE IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. 888 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,266 - AM I DEFINITELY STILL REALLY HORMONAL NOW, BECAUSE... 889 00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,300 - MM-HMM, SURE. 890 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,734 - I'M CRYING LIKE ALL THE TIME. 891 00:30:15,734 --> 00:30:17,500 NOT LIKE SOBBING, BUT LIKE THAT LITTLE MOMENT. 892 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,967 YOU COULD JUST SAY "BRYN," AND I COULD START CRYING. 893 00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:21,233 - I DON'T THINK THAT WAS HORMONES. 894 00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:22,867 I THINK THAT'S YOU LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER. 895 00:30:22,867 --> 00:30:25,133 - I DO, BUT I CRY-- I BECAME A CRYBABY LATELY. 896 00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:26,433 I'M LIKE A REAL CRYBABY LATELY. 897 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,633 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 898 00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:28,934 - I DON'T-- NOTHING, THOUGH. 899 00:30:28,934 --> 00:30:31,233 - SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE DOING A LOT OF CRYING 900 00:30:31,233 --> 00:30:32,266 BECAUSE YOU'RE HAPPY. 901 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:35,200 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT... 902 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,367 - THAT'S TRUE. 903 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:39,934 THAT'S VERY TRUE. 904 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,433 - COMING UP... 905 00:30:46,433 --> 00:30:48,166 - WHAT ARE YOU ON, LIKE LITTLE WORLD, BIG PEOPLE? 906 00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,600 - HOLY [bleep]BALLS, HE'S STARTING ALREADY. 907 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,900 - WHAT'S IN THE BAG, FRAGGLE ROCK? 908 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,233 - YOU CAN COME IN. 909 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,734 - I FORGET TO MENTION TO YOU THAT DRINKING BEER, 910 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,867 YOU KNOW, HELPS TO INCREASE THE FLOW OF YOUR BREAST MILK, 911 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:04,967 BESIDES OATMEAL AND BESIDES EATING HEALTHY. 912 00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:07,533 - WORD. LIKE NOT LIKE POUNDING BEERS? 913 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,300 - NO, NO, NO, JUST, YOU KNOW, A GLASS. 914 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,700 - CHEERS. SALUD. DOWN THE HATCH. 915 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,900 CHEERS, BABY. 916 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,567 BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. 917 00:31:14,567 --> 00:31:15,867 - OKAY. 918 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:17,367 - WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 919 00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:18,867 - BEER. 920 00:31:18,867 --> 00:31:20,834 - BEER AND NURSING OUR BABY? 921 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,467 - I WANT TO THROW ONE BACK A LITTLE. 922 00:31:22,467 --> 00:31:24,367 - IT'S HAPPY HOUR? - YEAH. 923 00:31:24,367 --> 00:31:26,300 - TELL ME, DOES IT GO RIGHT THROUGH YOU 924 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,400 TO THE--TO THE BABY? 925 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,500 - YEAH, I FEEL LIKE SHE-- - WOW. 926 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,700 - SHE HAD A STRESSFUL DAY, 927 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:31,934 AND SHE WANTS TO WIND DOWN. 928 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:33,400 NO, IT SUPPOSEDLY CREATES BREAST MILK. 929 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,533 YOU WANT SOME? HAVE A SIP. 930 00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:35,834 GET INVOLVED. - GINA TOLD YOU THAT? 931 00:31:35,834 --> 00:31:37,266 - YEAH, SHE SAID YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK BEER. 932 00:31:37,266 --> 00:31:38,433 NOT LIKE POUND-- NOT LIKE FUNNELS. 933 00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,233 - ALL RIGHT, CHEERS. - CHEERS. 934 00:31:51,767 --> 00:31:53,767 - EVERYBODY'S LAYING DOWN. 935 00:31:53,767 --> 00:31:58,033 OKAY, LET'S PUT YOU IN YOUR LITTLE BURRITO. 936 00:31:58,033 --> 00:32:00,033 READY? 937 00:32:00,033 --> 00:32:02,333 - I DON'T WANT TO GET UP EVERY HOUR. 938 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:04,567 I JUST NEED ONE NIGHT'S SLEEP. ONE. 939 00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:05,567 - OKAY. 940 00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:09,166 [Bryn crying] 941 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:12,033 - OKAY, LITTLE PRINCESS. 942 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,300 - [yawning] BREASTFEEDING IS LITERALLY 943 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,600 ALL ABOUT COMING FROM A PLACE [indistinct]. 944 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,467 - IT'S BOOBY TIME. 945 00:32:18,467 --> 00:32:20,066 - I'M SCREWING UP DURING THE DAY, 946 00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:21,967 'CAUSE I CAN'T SLEEP DURING THE DAY. 947 00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:23,400 AND EVERYBODY SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLEEP 948 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,433 WHEN THE BABY SLEEPS, 949 00:32:24,433 --> 00:32:26,133 AND I HAVEN'T DONE THAT YET. 950 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:31,433 [Bryn fussing] - SHH. 951 00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:32,700 KISS HER GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY. 952 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,900 [knocking] 953 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:37,433 [whispering] BETHENNY. 954 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,300 BETHENNY. 955 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,767 [speaking indistinctly] 956 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,166 - LOOKS. 957 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,633 - HMM? 958 00:33:01,633 --> 00:33:03,567 OH, YEAH. 959 00:33:05,834 --> 00:33:07,166 [Bryn crying] 960 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:10,033 - SHE GOING BACK ON HER BREAST? 961 00:33:10,033 --> 00:33:13,066 - OKAY. 962 00:33:13,066 --> 00:33:15,066 OKAY. 963 00:33:15,066 --> 00:33:17,600 MORNING TIME. 964 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,300 MOTHERHOOD IS NO JOKE. 965 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,000 I COULD WRITE 12 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERS, 966 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,166 AND THIS WOULD STILL BE HARD. 967 00:33:32,467 --> 00:33:34,100 - WHERE IS SHE? 968 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,700 - THAT CUP, IS IT DECAF? 969 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,200 THIS IS IT? - YEAH, THIS IS IT. 970 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,834 - WHY? 971 00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:42,800 - UH, 'CAUSE THEY'RE-- I DON'T KNOW. 972 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,100 HOW DID YOU SLEEP? 973 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,633 - I DIDN'T SLEEP. I REALLY-- 974 00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:49,633 I JUST KEEP SAYING I'M GONNA NAP DURING THE DAY, THEN... 975 00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:51,300 - WELL, THERE'S NO TIME. 976 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,367 - THIS MORNING, I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR TWO HOURS, UM, YEAH. 977 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,900 - THERE'S NO TIME TO NAP. 978 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,500 - BUT I HAVE TO. I HAVE TO JUST GET ONE-- 979 00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,333 JUST ONE NAP. JUST ONE NAP. 980 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:01,166 I JUST NEED THIS-- JUST FIVE MINUTES OF THIS. 981 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,934 THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD, JUST FIVE MINUTES OF THIS. 982 00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:04,467 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 983 00:34:04,467 --> 00:34:06,233 THIS, I HAVE TO CALL-- PLEASE. 984 00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:07,967 - I KNOW, YOU'RE SETTING UP. IT'S UP TODAY. 985 00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:09,967 YOU'RE SET UP TODAY TO TALK TO EVE. 986 00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:11,867 - THIS IS CHAPTER ONE. I STILL HAVE NINE MORE. 987 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:13,767 IT IS A BOOK THAT HAS A LOT TO DO WITH MY LIFE 988 00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:14,934 AND HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL. 989 00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:16,266 IT'S THE BIG BOOK, 990 00:34:16,266 --> 00:34:19,300 AND I'M HAVING A BIG PROBLEM WITH THE BIG BOOK. 991 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,633 I JUST--I CANNOT-- 992 00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:22,567 I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS, 993 00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,300 AND I CAN'T DO IT BADLY. 994 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,800 - I'M WAITING TO HEAR WHEN YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO ANDY, 995 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,600 OR YOUR PUBLICISTS JUST WANT YOU TO TALK 996 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,500 ABOUT THE DVD AND BEING A MOM. 997 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,533 - ABOUT NOON? - YEAH, THAT'S NOON. 998 00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:34,800 - WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING? - SUNDAY'S THE BABY SHOWER. 999 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,000 - IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF? - ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 1000 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,533 - WHAT'S HAPPENING MONDAY? 1001 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,533 - USA TODAY IS COMING TO THE APARTMENT, 1002 00:34:39,533 --> 00:34:41,400 AND THEY WANT TO SHADOW YOU FOR THE DAY, 1003 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,600 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BETHENNY. 1004 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,600 - [exasperated sigh] 1005 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,900 - YOU COULD COOK SOME LUNCH 1006 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:45,867 OR I COULD ORDER SOME LUNCH. 1007 00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:47,300 - COOK SOME LUNCH? I CAN'T. 1008 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,700 MY EYES ARE BLEEDING OUT OF MY HEAD. 1009 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:49,767 FINE, I'LL COOK SOME LUNCH. 1010 00:34:49,767 --> 00:34:51,900 RIGHT, WHAT ELSE MONDAY? 1011 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:54,567 - AND THEN, YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE HERE 1012 00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:55,700 PREPARING TO GO TO CHICAGO. 1013 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,967 WE HAVE TO PACK YOU UP. 1014 00:34:56,967 --> 00:34:58,300 - THAT'S A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 1015 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,467 I JUST WANT TO SLEEP FOR LIKE SIX HOURS STRAIGHT 1016 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:03,000 IN A ROW. SIX HOURS IN A ROW. 1017 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,066 NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 1018 00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:06,300 - TUESDAY? 1019 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,533 - TUESDAY, YOU DO YOUR FIRST HOUR 1020 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:08,533 OF YOUR RADIO TOUR. 1021 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:10,767 IT'S 11:00. 1022 00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:12,033 YOU NEED TO BE ON THE PHONE AT 12:00. 1023 00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:14,200 - LIKE STOP. 1024 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,000 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY [bleep] DAY. 1025 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,233 - YEAH, EVERY DAY. 1026 00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:18,800 THINGS HAVE DEFINITELY CHANGED WITH BETHENNY. 1027 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,734 I USED TO GO IN THERE AND TELL HER HER SCHEDULE, 1028 00:35:20,734 --> 00:35:23,567 AND IT'D BE PRETTY. YOU KNOW, NORMAL AND EXCITING, 1029 00:35:23,567 --> 00:35:25,767 AND NOW, SINCE SHE'S HAD BRYN, 1030 00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:27,567 I DREAD GOING IN THERE TO TELL HER. 1031 00:35:27,567 --> 00:35:28,867 - CAN WE PUSH IT TILL LATER? 1032 00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:30,767 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY! - YES, YES, YES, YES. 1033 00:35:30,767 --> 00:35:31,900 - I'M JUST SAYING, EVERY DAY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. 1034 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:32,934 - I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU. 1035 00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:34,133 I SHOULD HAVE JUST PUSHED IT. - OKAY. 1036 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,300 THAT'S--THAT'S WHAT'S-- 1037 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,600 I FINALLY AM LIKE, 1038 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,867 "ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GONNA REST," 1039 00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:39,367 AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "BUT IN 26 MINUTES, 1040 00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:40,633 YOU HAVE TO TALL TO ZACH." - RIGHT. 1041 00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:42,033 - OKAY. - SO WE'LL JUST TALK LATER. 1042 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,934 - I WANT--YES. - LIKE NOTHING TILL 4:00? 1043 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,233 - LIKE NOTHING TILL THE END OF THE DAY. 1044 00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:49,100 JASON HAS FRIENDS COMING OVER TO SEE THIS BABY AGAIN. 1045 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:50,633 IT'S LIKE THE DALAI LAMA. 1046 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:51,900 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE PEOPLE 1047 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,200 COMING TO VISIT THE DALAI LAMA EVERY DAY. 1048 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,233 LIKE PEOPLE COME FROM MILES AROUND. 1049 00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:56,800 AND THEY'VE SEEN HER ALREADY. 1050 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,200 - GO TO SLEEP! 1051 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,900 DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. JUST GO TO SLEEP, ALL RIGHT? 1052 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:04,300 [Bryn crying] 1053 00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:11,266 - OKAY, WE'RE HERE. 1054 00:36:11,266 --> 00:36:13,567 - HEY! HI! 1055 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,467 LOOK HOW SKINNY YOU ARE. 1056 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:17,133 - I AM NOT SKINNY. - YOU ARE. 1057 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,066 - ROBERT VERDI IS A STYLIST 1058 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:20,767 WHO I'VE KNOWN FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS. 1059 00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:23,266 WE'RE FRIENDS IN THE BUSINESS. 1060 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:24,367 - NO, THIS IS MAX. 1061 00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:25,767 - HOW YOU DOIN'? MAX. HOW ARE YOU? 1062 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,767 - GOD, WHAT ARE YOU ON LIKE LITTLE WORLD, BIG PEOPLE? 1063 00:36:27,767 --> 00:36:28,934 WHAT IS THIS? - HOLY [bleep]BALLS. 1064 00:36:28,934 --> 00:36:30,400 HE'S STARTING ALREADY. 1065 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,900 YES, HE'S HOT... - HE'S HOT? 1066 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,033 - AND HE'S NOT AS TALL AS YOU. 1067 00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:35,000 I ALWAYS HIRE UNDATEABLE PEOPLE TOO. 1068 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,533 THAT WAY THEIR PERSONAL LIVES 1069 00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:37,700 NEVER GET IN THE WAY OF MY FABULOUS LIFE. 1070 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:38,900 - HE'S STANDING RIGHT HERE. 1071 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,400 - WHAT'S IN THE BAG, FRAGGLE ROCK? 1072 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,867 - MY SISTER WANTS HER JEANS BACK, BY THE WAY... 1073 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,000 - OHH! - SO WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THEM, 1074 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,166 IF YOU CAN JUST SEND THEM BACK. 1075 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:45,500 - FRAGGLE ROCK IS FUNNY. 1076 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,667 - WHAT THE [bleep] IS FRAGGLE ROCK? 1077 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:48,900 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S IN THE BAG. 1078 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:49,900 - TWO SKINNYGIRL MARGARITAS. 1079 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,300 - AWESOME, THANK YOU. 1080 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,200 - AND SOME SHOES. - THESE ARE SO GOOD. 1081 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,433 - I LIVE FOR THEM. 1082 00:36:54,433 --> 00:36:55,967 DO THEY HAVE A STORE? 1083 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:57,533 LIKE CAN I PURCHASE THOSE? - ALEXANDER MCQUEEN? 1084 00:36:57,533 --> 00:36:59,200 - OR WOULD THAT NOT BE A PRACTICAL PURCHASE FOR ME? 1085 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,166 - YES, THEY HAVE A STORE. 1086 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:02,367 - HOW MUCH ARE THOSE? 1087 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,967 - PROBABLY LIKE 700 OR 800. 1088 00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:05,400 - DO WE GET THE HOOKER DISCOUNT? 1089 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,967 - YEAH. - THESE ARE KIND OF... 1090 00:37:06,967 --> 00:37:08,467 - PRETTY FABULOUS. - AMAZING, YEAH. 1091 00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,467 SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS IS A MATERNITY SHIRT. 1092 00:37:10,467 --> 00:37:12,500 NO, I'M WEARING-- - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1093 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,900 YOU ADOPTED. - NO, I'M FEELING GROSS. 1094 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,066 NO, I DID NOT. I HAD A BABY. 1095 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,066 HE'S SEEN THE BABY. 1096 00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:17,400 - IS THIS THE BABY? 1097 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,000 - WILL YOU STOP? YES, THIS IS MY BABY. 1098 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,333 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 1099 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:23,266 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE REASON IS FOR THIS FRICTION. 1100 00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:25,333 I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE WITH ROBERT. 1101 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,133 I'M NOT SURE. I AM UNCOMFORTABLE. 1102 00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:28,433 - WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? 1103 00:37:28,433 --> 00:37:30,300 - I WANT TO BE IN DEVELOPMENT. - OH. 1104 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,166 OR UNDERDEVELOPMENT, AS IT WERE. 1105 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:34,834 - CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING NICE? 1106 00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:36,633 'CAUSE HE'S A VERY NICE GUY, AND HE'S A VERY HARD WORKER, 1107 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,066 AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S NICE TO HIM IS JASON. 1108 00:37:38,066 --> 00:37:39,200 - OH, JASON'S NICE TO YOU? 1109 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,333 - YOU KNOW, THEY LIKE FIST POUND 1110 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,934 OR WHATEVER PEOPLE DO. 1111 00:37:41,934 --> 00:37:43,433 - FIST-POUNDING MEANS SOMETHING 1112 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:47,233 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IN CHELSEA THAN IN TRIBECA. 1113 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:49,400 [laughing] IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 1114 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,867 WOW! 1115 00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:53,767 - ANYWAY. ALL RIGHT, SO I'M FEELING A LITTLE KIND OF GROSS, 1116 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:55,400 AND I REALLY HAVE NO CLOTHES. - ARE YOU JOKING? 1117 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,967 - I'M ALL LIKE BIG, GIANT BOOBS, AND I'M LIKE GROSS AND SLOPPY, 1118 00:37:57,967 --> 00:37:59,333 AND I WANT TO LIKE WEAR SOMETHING NICE. 1119 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,667 IT WOULDN'T BE BAD TO HAVE A COUPLE 1120 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:01,767 OF LIKE GLAMMED UP OUTFITS 1121 00:38:01,767 --> 00:38:02,867 TO GO OUT WITH JASON. 1122 00:38:02,867 --> 00:38:03,967 - I'M READY FOR YOU. 1123 00:38:03,967 --> 00:38:05,300 - ALL RIGHT. YEAH, I HAVE THE VIEW, 1124 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,667 I HAVE THE TODAY SHOW, 1125 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:07,967 I HAVE GOING OUT WITH JASON. 1126 00:38:07,967 --> 00:38:10,066 ROBERT IS REALLY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES. 1127 00:38:10,066 --> 00:38:11,533 THERE'S A REASON WHY HE GETS PAID 1128 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,800 TO DO THIS FOR EVA LONGORIA AND CATHY GRIFFIN 1129 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,934 AND ALL THESE MAJOR STARS, 1130 00:38:15,934 --> 00:38:17,567 BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 1131 00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:19,233 - THESE TWO WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE TODAY SHOW. 1132 00:38:19,233 --> 00:38:21,367 - I LOVE THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE SEPARATES THAT ARE TOGETHER. 1133 00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:22,734 - YEAH. 1134 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:23,900 - BUT IS IT GONNA BE THE BIG BOOB THING? 1135 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:25,233 - YOUR BOOBS ARE NOT GONNA FIT IN THIS. 1136 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:26,600 WHAT SIZE ARE YOU NOW? 1137 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,500 A "B"? - IT'S A "C." 1138 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,567 - OH, MY GOD. 1139 00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:31,400 - YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE PORN. 1140 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,834 - IT IS. IT'S TOTALLY PORN. 1141 00:38:32,834 --> 00:38:34,066 - YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SLOPPY. 1142 00:38:34,066 --> 00:38:35,600 - YOU'RE LIKE JENNA JAMESON. 1143 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,767 - IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE JUGGS MAGAZINE. 1144 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:41,834 THIS IS VERY DAYTIME, 1145 00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:43,633 LIKE NEW MOM TV SHOW. 1146 00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:44,767 - PERFECT. 1147 00:38:44,767 --> 00:38:45,767 - I DON'T LOVE THIS ONE. 1148 00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:47,233 I HAVE TO OWN THIS. 1149 00:38:47,233 --> 00:38:49,333 - HOLY [bleep], THIS IS EXPENSIVE STUFF. 1150 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,500 - NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR OUR LITTLE BETHENNY. 1151 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,000 YOUR BOOBS GET IN IT? NO. 1152 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,300 - BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET ONE SIZE BIGGER. 1153 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,166 - THAT'LL--IT'LL WORK. - I'M SWEATING. 1154 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:58,500 LITERALLY, THERE'S SWEAT DRIPPING OFF MY FACE RIGHT NOW. 1155 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:02,100 - IF YOU BOTOX THOSE GLANDS, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THAT PROBLEM. 1156 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,400 I'M ACTUALLY NOT SPEAKING 1157 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,200 WITHOUT MOVING MY SPHINCTER RIGHT NOW. 1158 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,367 I THINK WE NEED TO PUT YOU IN THE RECOVERY PROGRAM 1159 00:39:07,367 --> 00:39:09,266 WITH THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR ME, 1160 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:10,633 EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T WORK FOR ME. 1161 00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:12,934 - DUDE, YOU DIDN'T-- I'M FINE, BELIEVE ME. 1162 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,333 - YOU ARE? YOU'RE OKAY? 1163 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,300 - I'VE DEALT WITH MUCH WORSE THAN YOU. 1164 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:16,333 - REALLY? 1165 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,900 THEN I DIDN'T DO MY JOB. 1166 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:21,333 - I WAS TRYING TO ACT IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF MY JOB, 1167 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,033 OF THE WOMAN I WORK FOR, 1168 00:39:23,033 --> 00:39:24,900 AND THE OVERALL SITUATION. 1169 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,500 SO I THINK I ACTED IN A MORE MATURE WAY. 1170 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,467 YOU WANT TO HUG IT OUT? LET'S HUG IT OUT. 1171 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,834 - I HAVE TO SQUAT DOWN HERE 1172 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:30,834 AND GET ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. 1173 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:31,900 - YOU'RE A REAL COMEDIAN. 1174 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,633 - GREAT. - YOU'RE GOOD. 1175 00:39:33,633 --> 00:39:35,166 HE SUCKS. 1176 00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:39,066 - I FEEL BETTER! THESE, I HAVE TO OWN. 1177 00:39:39,066 --> 00:39:40,467 I DON'T CARE. I WILL PAY WHATEVER THEY ARE, 1178 00:39:40,467 --> 00:39:41,467 AND THAT'S NOT LIKE ME. 1179 00:39:41,467 --> 00:39:42,734 THIS, I HAVE TO OWN. 1180 00:39:42,734 --> 00:39:44,567 THIS, I HAVE TO WEAR ON THE VIEW. 1181 00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,033 THIS, I HAVE TO WEAR ON MY DATE. 1182 00:39:46,033 --> 00:39:47,333 THIS, I'M WEARING ON MY TODAY SHOW, 1183 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:48,333 AND I NEED TO OWN THE RED SWEATER. 1184 00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:49,867 LET ME GET MY SHOES ON. THANKS. 1185 00:39:49,867 --> 00:39:51,300 - OH, LISTEN, AND, UM... 1186 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,800 AND, SERIOUSLY, MY SISTER NEEDS THOSE JEANS BACK. 1187 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,433 - YEAH, GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT? SO, SERIOUSLY. 1188 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,200 - IF IT WASN'T HILARIOUS THE FIRST TIME, 1189 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,633 YOU CAN'T BREAK HIM. - I THINK IT'S FUNNY. 1190 00:39:57,633 --> 00:39:59,600 - I'LL SEND 'EM RIGHT OVER... 1191 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:03,133 TO FRAGGLE ROCK. 1192 00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:04,400 - COMING UP... 1193 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,000 - HERE'S TO OUR FIRST DATE NIGHT. 1194 00:40:07,734 --> 00:40:08,800 [slurping] 1195 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,400 - DATE NIGHT? - YEAH. I'M EXCITED. 1196 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,633 I REALLY AM. 1197 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,033 - WE'RE OUT. 1198 00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:28,333 - PHONES OFF. 1199 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:29,533 - NO BABY AROUND. 1200 00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:31,467 - NO LITTLE BABY, NO NURSING. 1201 00:40:31,467 --> 00:40:32,700 - NO TALKING ABOUT THE BABY. 1202 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,166 - NO, OKAY. 1203 00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:35,700 DO YOU FEEL A LITTLE BIT LIKE WE'RE NOT-- 1204 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,767 - SHE'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET. 1205 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,066 SHE HAS FOUR MORE DAYS, REALLY. 1206 00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,800 - THAT'S CRAZY. 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE 1207 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,400 WE'VE LIVED A WHOLE LIFE ALREADY WITH HER. 1208 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,066 - THOUGH WE GET MORE TIME WITH HER. 1209 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:46,266 - I KNOW. YOU JUST SAID WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT HER. 1210 00:40:46,266 --> 00:40:47,333 - NEXT DATE NIGHT. 1211 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:48,667 - OH, OKAY. 1212 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:49,934 I'M GONNA TRY NOT TO TALK ABOUT BRYN 1213 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:51,166 OR TO THINK ABOUT BRYN. 1214 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,900 I'LL KEEP IT TO MYSELF AND SAVOR MY ONE DRINK. 1215 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,033 - HI! 1216 00:40:57,033 --> 00:41:00,100 - SHE DOESN'T GET THAT EXCITED WHEN I COME HOME. 1217 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,934 - HI, EVERYBODY! IT'S HERE! 1218 00:41:02,934 --> 00:41:05,166 THIS IS THE MOMENT. 1219 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:06,633 IT'S HAPPENING. 1220 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:10,333 AAH! 1221 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:13,400 THE SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA HAS ARRIVED. 1222 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,767 - HERE'S TO OUR FIRST DATE NIGHT. 1223 00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:18,166 - HERE'S TO 2 1/2 WEEKS TO RELATIONS. 1224 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:19,700 WE GET TO HAVE RELATIONS. - TO RELATIONS. 1225 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:21,166 - I'M ALSO STOPPING CURSING 1226 00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:23,100 IN FRONT OF BRYN... A LITTLE BIT. 1227 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:24,300 - THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. 1228 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:25,667 - YES, IT WILL. 1229 00:41:25,667 --> 00:41:27,233 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S NOT RUIN MY TOAST. 1230 00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:28,533 - OKAY. 1231 00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:30,567 - AND THIS IS TO BRYN'S BEAUTIFUL MOM. 1232 00:41:30,567 --> 00:41:31,700 - THANK YOU. 1233 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:32,834 - YOU'RE BACK. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 1234 00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:34,667 - THANK YOU. I FEEL-- I'M BACK. 1235 00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,900 - CHEERS. - THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU. 1236 00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:41,100 - SO... HOW'S IT TASTE? 1237 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,700 - SO GOOD. 1238 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:43,900 - WELL, I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1239 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:45,533 - SO LIGHT, SO FRESH. OH. 1240 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:47,367 - YOU READY? - MM-HMM. 1241 00:41:47,367 --> 00:41:51,900 MMM! I REALLY DO LOVE TEQUILA. 1242 00:41:53,567 --> 00:41:54,900 AND YOU. 1243 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:57,000 - ARE YOU MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS OR THE DRINK? 1244 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,333 - I'M SORRY. [laughing] 1245 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,200 [gasps, claps] 1246 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,300 YAY! 1247 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,467 - YOU LIKE THEM? - I LOVE THEM. 1248 00:42:04,467 --> 00:42:05,834 I'VE BEEN WANTING THESE FOREVER, 1249 00:42:05,834 --> 00:42:07,367 BECAUSE IT'S ETERNITY, 1250 00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:10,233 AND IT'S LIKE ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR BRYN. 1251 00:42:10,233 --> 00:42:12,033 AND YOU CAN LIKE ALWAYS LIKE BUILD ON THESE. 1252 00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:14,567 - WELL, FOR THE NEXT BABY. 1253 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,333 - RIGHT. FOR THE NEXT ANYTHING. 1254 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,834 LIKE IT COULD BE UP TO HERE BY THE TIME WE'RE 100. 1255 00:42:17,834 --> 00:42:19,934 - YEAH, THE NEXT ONE. 1256 00:42:19,934 --> 00:42:22,533 BETHENNY IS OPEN TO THE IDEA OF ANOTHER BABY. 1257 00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:24,567 SHE MIGHT NOT WANT TO ADMIT IT, 1258 00:42:24,567 --> 00:42:25,967 BUT SHE DROPS LITTLE HINTS TO ME 1259 00:42:25,967 --> 00:42:28,767 THAT, UH, SHE'S CONSIDERING IT, 1260 00:42:28,767 --> 00:42:31,266 SO FINGERS CROSSED. 1261 00:42:31,266 --> 00:42:32,333 CHEERS, MAMA. 1262 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:33,567 - I'M HAVING FUN ON DATE NIGHT. 1263 00:42:33,567 --> 00:42:35,133 - I'D LIKE TO HAVE FUN AFTER DATE NIGHT. 1264 00:42:35,133 --> 00:42:37,333 - I WOULD TOO. OH. 1265 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,200 I MEAN, YOU HAVE THIS IN FRONT OF ME, 1266 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,834 HOW DO I LIKE... 1267 00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:42,967 - I THINK THAT WEARING A REMOTELY SEXY DRESS 1268 00:42:42,967 --> 00:42:44,800 IS LIKE DANGLING A T-BONE STEAK 1269 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,367 IN FRONT OF A COYOTE. 1270 00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:48,467 - YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE PORK CHOP TO ME RIGHT NOW. 1271 00:42:48,467 --> 00:42:51,300 - YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME TOO. 1272 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:53,200 [slurping] 1273 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,100 - [laughing] 1274 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,734 GIMME A KISS. 1275 00:42:56,734 --> 00:42:58,166 I LOVE YOU, BABY. 1276 00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:01,633 YOU'RE THE MOMMY TO MY DAUGHTER. 1277 00:43:01,633 --> 00:43:02,767 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1278 00:43:04,967 --> 00:43:06,867 - NEXT WEEK ON THE SEASON FINALE 1279 00:43:06,867 --> 00:43:08,367 OF BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 1280 00:43:08,367 --> 00:43:09,400 - HI. 1281 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,700 I'M PROBABLY THE FIRST MOM 1282 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,300 TO EVER HAVE A BABY SHOWER WITH THE BABY ALREADY. 1283 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,500 - [bleep], THE [bleep]. 1284 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,033 WE HAVE A CAKE-TASTROPHE. 1285 00:43:15,033 --> 00:43:16,467 WHY? 1286 00:43:16,467 --> 00:43:17,500 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1287 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,500 - OH. [laughing] 1288 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,233 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON? 1289 00:43:21,233 --> 00:43:22,900 - I'M REALLY FRUSTRATED. 1290 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,233 I FEEL LIKE I'VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH TIME 1291 00:43:24,233 --> 00:43:25,467 FOR YOU TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON AROUND HERE. 1292 00:43:25,467 --> 00:43:27,233 - AND JASON LITERALLY IS COUNTING THE DAYS. 1293 00:43:27,233 --> 00:43:28,967 - THE DAYS FOR WHAT? WHAT IS HE COUNTING? 1294 00:43:28,967 --> 00:43:30,467 - TILL HE CAN HAVE SEX. 1295 00:43:30,467 --> 00:43:31,867 - OH, GOD, I DIDN'T EVEN-- WHEN--OH, MY GOSH. 1296 00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:33,767 OH, NOW I'M GET-- OKAY, I RE--OH, GOSH. 1297 00:43:33,767 --> 00:43:36,500 - THIS IS OUR FIRST FAMILY ROAD TRIP, 1298 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,467 AND WE CAN JUST RELAX. 1299 00:43:38,467 --> 00:43:39,633 - YOU HAVE THE CRIBETTE? 1300 00:43:39,633 --> 00:43:40,834 - I DON'T HAVE THE CRIB. 1301 00:43:40,834 --> 00:43:43,166 OH, MY GOD, WE FORGOT A CRIB. 1302 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,800 - AND I REALLY LOVE YOU. 1303 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,166 I'M REALLY HAPPY. 1304 00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:48,100 I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. 1305 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:49,834 - WHAT'S WRONG? 1306 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:52,433 YOU WANT ME TO HOLD HER WHILE YOU PACK, OR NO? 1307 00:43:52,433 --> 00:43:54,467 MOMMY'S SAD. HER FIRST NIGHT AWAY. 1308 00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,900 - NO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. 1309 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:56,934 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THIS. 1310 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:58,500 I DON'T WANT TO GO. 1311 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,667 - WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK, RIGHT? 1312 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:02,467 DON'T CRY. 1313 00:44:02,467 --> 00:44:04,333 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 1314 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:05,800 GO TO BRAVO TV.COM. 1315 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,767 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com