1 00:00:02,934 --> 00:00:05,867 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:07,533 - THEY SAY BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, 3 00:00:07,533 --> 00:00:08,600 BUT THEY DON'T SAY WHAT YOU WISH FOR 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,600 MIGHT HAPPEN ALL AT THE SAME TIME. 5 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,900 - I LOVE YOU. 6 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,367 - I LOVE YOU. [paparazzi screaming] 7 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:16,233 I HAD A WEDDING... [cheers and applause] 8 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,633 AND A BABY WITHIN WEEKS OF EACH OTHER, 9 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:21,333 A BOOK UP IN FLAMES... 10 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:23,166 - YOU WORKED MONTHS ON THAT BOOK. 11 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:24,700 - AND A BUSINESS THAT WON'T SLOW DOWN. 12 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,567 OH, MY GOD! HI. 13 00:00:26,567 --> 00:00:28,700 - THEY'VE BEEN HERE SINCE YESTERDAY. 14 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,133 GO. YEAH. 15 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:33,000 IT'S LIKE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAIRY TALE COME TRUE. 16 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,500 - I LOVE YOU MRS. HOPPY. 17 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,300 - AND I LOVE YOU TOO. 18 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,867 IT WAS A CRAZY WHIRLWIND. 19 00:00:37,867 --> 00:00:40,633 AND YOU KNOW ME, THE QUEEN OF TOO MUCH INFORMATION, 20 00:00:40,633 --> 00:00:43,400 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS A SINGLE SOLITARY SECOND. 21 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,100 GET SOME REST. [yapping] 22 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,867 [laughing] - YOU'RE REALLY GETTING, LIKE, 23 00:00:46,867 --> 00:00:48,467 SO TERRIFIED OF THIS. 24 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:52,033 - HERE'S THE LOST FOOTAGE OF BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 25 00:00:52,033 --> 00:00:55,033 [upbeat music] 26 00:00:55,033 --> 00:01:01,033 ♪♪ ♪♪ 27 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:09,166 - I CONSIDER MYSELF A FAIRLY INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEING. 28 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:11,867 BUT WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT, THERE'S NOT SHORTAGE 29 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:13,400 OF PEOPLE REMINDING YOU 30 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,900 JUST HOW MUCH OF A MORON YOU ACTUALLY ARE. 31 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,834 - SO, UM.. - IT'S SO GORGEOUS. 32 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:20,233 LIKE, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 33 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:22,133 I DON'T--I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MANY THIS NICE. 34 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:23,500 LIKE, I'VE SEEN-- - NO, THIS IS-- 35 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,533 THIS IS THE SPECIAL EDITION, ALL BLACK. 36 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:27,633 - I LOVE IT. 37 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:29,066 - SO YOU WANNA LEARN ALL ABOUT IT? 38 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:31,133 - YES. - THIS IS THE BRAKE RIGHT HERE. 39 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,033 THIS IS TO UNLOCK IT-- THE BUTTON RIGHT THERE. 40 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:34,533 THIS IS CALLED "THE CITY POSITION," 41 00:01:34,533 --> 00:01:37,066 BECAUSE THE SMALL SWIVEL WHEELS ARE IN FRONT. 42 00:01:37,066 --> 00:01:38,934 THIS IS CALLED "THE ALL-TERRAIN POSITION," 43 00:01:38,934 --> 00:01:41,967 YOU USE THESE SAME BUTTONS THAT YOU USE TO HOLD IT. 44 00:01:41,967 --> 00:01:43,967 - THEY'RE TALKING, AND WHILE THEY'RE TALKING, 45 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:46,133 I'M ALREADY THINKING ABOUT BEING ON THE STREET, 46 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:48,033 AND A RUNAWAY STROLLER, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IT, 47 00:01:48,033 --> 00:01:49,700 'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THESE GIRLS SAID. 48 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,066 - LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO FOLD IT. 49 00:01:51,066 --> 00:01:52,834 - AND SO I'M NOT ABLE TO LISTEN, 50 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:55,133 BECAUSE I HAVE FEAR THAT BECAUSE I DIDN'T LISTEN, 51 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:57,667 SOMETHING WILL BREAK AND I WON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. 52 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:58,734 IT'S SICK. 53 00:01:58,734 --> 00:02:00,433 - AND THEN YOU TURN IT INTO A SEAT. 54 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:02,967 - [stutters] WHA--WHAT? 55 00:02:02,967 --> 00:02:04,633 - PAY ATTENTION. - I AM PAYING ATTENTION, 56 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:06,767 BUT I CAN'T EXPL--MY BRAIN SHUTS DOWN WHEN IT COMES-- 57 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:08,500 COMES TO THINGS LIKE THIS. - OKAY. 58 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,734 - MY BRAIN, IT TURNS OFF. I'M HAVING ANXIETY. 59 00:02:10,734 --> 00:02:12,367 - SO GO AHEAD, I'M PAYING ATTENTION. 60 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:14,400 - ONCE THE BABY'S OLD ENOUGH TO SIT IN THE SEAT POSITION, 61 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,333 HE'LL--YOU'LL REMOVE ALL OF THIS, 62 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:18,000 AND THEN THIS ACTUALLY TURNS INTO A SEAT. 63 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,433 SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THIS PART UP-- 64 00:02:19,433 --> 00:02:21,400 - AND THEN WHEN THAT-- AT THE BABY'S SECOND BIRTHDAY, 65 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,900 YOU'LL COME BACK AND WE'LL DO THAT CLASS? 66 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,300 - ABSOLUTELY, WE CAN COME BACK. - HOW LONG--WE CAN USE THIS 67 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,667 FOR QUITE A WHILE, RIGHT? 68 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,667 - WELL, UP TO ABOUT FOUR TO SIX MONTHS. 69 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,100 - RIGHT. - OH, OKAY. 70 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,266 - SO IN SIX MONTHS, WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN. 71 00:02:29,266 --> 00:02:31,633 - YEAH. PERFECT. - OKAY. 72 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,000 - YOU LIKE IT? - I LOVE IT. 73 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,433 - THIS IS GREAT, BY THE WAY. 74 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,967 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS KIND OF TECHNOLOGY. 75 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:37,667 - WELL, I HOPE SHE LOVES IT TOO, 76 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,033 AND SHE'S NICE AND COMFORTABLE. 77 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,266 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE MEETING YOU. 78 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:41,633 - THANK YOU, THIS IS GREAT. THANK YOU. 79 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:43,500 HERE, YOU PUSH IT OUT AND LET'S SEE HOW IT WORKS. 80 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,600 CAN YOU GET THE BRAKE OFF? 81 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,166 - I WASN'T PART OF THAT. 82 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:49,567 - [laughing] 83 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:51,600 - I RELY ON JASON FOR MOSTLY EVERYTHING. 84 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,133 I WASN'T... 85 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:55,000 - YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, IS WHAT YOU WEREN'T DOING. 86 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,433 - RIGHT? - NO. 87 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:59,033 - IT'S A LUXURY, AND PROBABLY A DISSERVICE TO MYSELF 88 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:01,600 THAT I JUST LET JASON LISTEN WHEN I ZONE OUT. 89 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,333 BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "JASON WILL HANDLE IT." 90 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,967 IT'S NOT-- - DON'T--DON'T BREAK IT. 91 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,266 - OKAY, SH. - THAT'S NOT IT. 92 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:07,934 - BUT THEN I REALIZE THERE'LL BE ONE DAY 93 00:03:07,934 --> 00:03:09,967 WHEN I'M STRANDED AND JASON WON'T BE WITH ME, 94 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:13,066 AND I'LL NEED A STROLLER EXPERT TO COME OVER. 95 00:03:13,066 --> 00:03:14,967 IT'S NOT THIS. IS IT THIS? 96 00:03:14,967 --> 00:03:17,066 - NO. 97 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:20,000 - WELL, IS THAT IT? - YOU GOT IT, MAMA. 98 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,467 - I DID? - YOU GOT IT. 99 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,200 [chuckles] LET'S GO. 100 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,567 - THE WHEELS TO MY STROLLER ARE GOING BACKWARDS, 101 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:27,533 AND NOT TURNING IN THE RIGHT WAY. 102 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:28,800 - SHOULD WE THROW OUR COATS WITH US, 103 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,834 OR DO YOU WANT ME TO HANG THEM? 104 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:30,834 - YOU CAN HANG. - OKAY. 105 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:31,900 - HEY. - HI. 106 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,166 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HI, SWEETS. 107 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:34,834 - HOW YOU FEELING? - OH, READY TO BLOW. 108 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:36,066 - YOU GONNA HAVE YOUR BABY AT THE TABLE? 109 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:37,367 HI. - READY TO BLOW. 110 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,133 I JUST HAVE MY PARAMEDIC STANDING BY. 111 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:40,233 - I SWEAR TO GOD, I WENT THROUGH, LIKE, 112 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,600 THE LAST SIX MONTHS WITH ALL DRAMA. 113 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,333 IT'S NICE TO JUST HAVE A NORMAL LUNCH, 114 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,767 AND HAVE NORMAL PEOPLE AROUND YOU. 115 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,367 - DID YOU DO ANY RESEARCH YET? 116 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:47,834 - WHAT AM I RESEARCHING? - LET ME JUST TELL YOU... 117 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:49,800 - THAT STORK ISN'T GONNA DROP THE BABY OFF. 118 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,100 - [laughing] - I MEAN... 119 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:54,834 YOU SHOULD BE APPLYING TO PRIVATE SCHOOL, LIKE, IN UTERO. 120 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,433 - NO. - YES! 121 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:58,500 - DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? - WHAT? 122 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,533 - EXPECTANT MOTHERS APPLY IN THE CITY 123 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:02,233 TO NURSERY SCHOOL. - NO. 124 00:04:02,233 --> 00:04:03,800 - THERE'S A MONTESSORI SCHOOL RIGHT-- 125 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,767 - YOU'RE NOT PLAYING MOZART TO YOUR BABY AT NIGHT? 126 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,266 - NO. RAMONA DID THAT. 127 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:09,133 - YEAH, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THERE. 128 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,867 - NO, HER KID--NO, HER KID'S ACTUALLY VERY WELL-ADJUSTED. 129 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:13,600 - BECAUSE OF MOZART? - RAMONA'S MOM 130 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,734 OBVIOUSLY DID NOT PLAY MOZART TO HER BABY. 131 00:04:15,734 --> 00:04:17,433 - RIGHT. - WAIT, BACK UP. 132 00:04:17,433 --> 00:04:18,900 THERE'S A PLACE CALLED MONTESSORI, IT'S RIGHT NEAR US. 133 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:20,266 JASON JUST--YOU KNOW, JASON'S OBSESSED WITH THIS. 134 00:04:20,266 --> 00:04:21,700 - MONTESSORI, MANHATTAN? 135 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,367 - NO, MONTESSORI, COMPTON. 136 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:26,867 - I WENT TO MONTESSORI BEFORE. 137 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,934 - IS THAT, LIKE, A $25,000 A YEAR SCHOOL TOO? 138 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:30,400 - MOST OF THE NURSERY SCHOOLS ARE. 139 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,867 - WHAT THE-- SERIOUSLY? 140 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:34,033 - I SWEAR TO GOD, MOST OF THE NURSERY SCHOOLS. 141 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:35,533 - OKAY. ANYWAY. 142 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:36,400 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE GONNA THINK 143 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,934 I'M CRAZY ABOUT DOING? - WHAT? 144 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,433 - NORMALLY I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA EYE ROLL ME, 145 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:40,967 BUT THEY HAVE BABY CONCIERGE'S NOW. 146 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:43,233 - A BABY--I ALREADY HAVE A WEDDING PLANNER 147 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:45,066 BEING THROWN TO ME. - A BABY CONCIERGE? 148 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:47,467 - I MEAN, THEY CALL THEMSELVES-- - BUT THE PROBLEM--YEAH. 149 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:48,900 MM. 150 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,233 - WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT A BABY CONCIERGE? 151 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:51,867 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO THEY HELP YOU WITH? 152 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,133 - BUT I ALSO THINK THEY'LL DEAL WITH YOU 153 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:54,233 FOR THE BIRTHING STUFF. 154 00:04:54,233 --> 00:04:55,300 - WHY DO I NEED TO DO BIRTHING CLASSES? 155 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,767 I DO YOGA, I'M WIDE OPEN. 156 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:59,367 - SO LISTEN, WHEN THE LITTLE SUCKER COMES OUT... 157 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,767 OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE COMING TO THE BREASTS? 158 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:01,567 - WHEN YOUR LITTLE SUCKER COMES OUT. 159 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,066 - YEAH. 160 00:05:03,066 --> 00:05:04,567 - ARE YOU GONNA HAVE YOUR BABY CIRCUMCISED IF IT'S A BOY? 161 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:05,800 - DON'T YOU HAVE--NOT LIKE-- YOU HAVE TO? 162 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,066 WHO DOESN'T HAVE THEIR BABY CIRCUMCISED? 163 00:05:07,066 --> 00:05:08,533 - I MEAN, NOT EVERYBODY ANYMORE. 164 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,333 - WHERE DO YOU LIVE? LIKE A WEE-WEE IN UGANDA? 165 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,667 - WHERE DO YOU LIVE? [laughing] 166 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,533 - I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T-- WHO'S NOT CIRCUMCISED? 167 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:15,567 IT'S NOT MY FIRST DAY AT THE RODEO, AND I REALLY HAVEN'T 168 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:17,100 SEEN ANYTHING THAT HASN'T BEEN CIRCUMCISED. 169 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,567 - REALLY? EVER? - YEAH. 170 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:19,700 - EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD, I CAN'T TAKE IT. 171 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,266 - THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HAD. 172 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:22,467 IT'S THE SAUCE, AND WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE. 173 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:24,000 THRILLING. 174 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,133 I'M DIPPING MY CHEESEBURGER IN MY MUSSEL JUICE. 175 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:28,633 CAN I REGISTER HERE? CAN I REGISTER HERE? 176 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:30,233 - SERIOUSLY-- - I WANNA REGISTER HERE. 177 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:33,734 CAN I JUST TELL YOU, THE BABY MERCHANDISE RACKET... 178 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,967 - IT'S CRAZY. 179 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,567 - WELL, THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF. 180 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:38,400 SHE HAS A BABY CONCIERGE COMPANY. 181 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,133 - OKAY. - SO HOW'S YOUR BUSINESS GOING? 182 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:41,266 - GOOD. - YEAH? 183 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:42,700 - LOT OF CLUELESS MOMMIES? - YES. 184 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,233 - YOU SHOULD NAME YOUR BUSINESS CLUELESS MOMMIES, 185 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:45,867 BY THE WAY. - I LIKE IT. 186 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,633 - I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF CLUELESS MOMMIES, LIKE ME. 187 00:05:47,633 --> 00:05:49,667 BUT NOT ANYMORE, I'M GETTING BETTER. 188 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:50,900 - ARE YOU GONNA TAKE BABY CLASSES? 189 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,600 - LIKE, WHAT ARE BA-- LIKE "MOMMY AND ME"? 190 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,066 - YEAH, THERE'S, LIKE, BABY YOGA... 191 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:55,900 IT'S JUST A WAY TO, LIKE, GET OUT AND MEET MOMS. 192 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,734 - NO. NO. - I KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY YOU. 193 00:05:57,734 --> 00:05:59,900 - [laughing] YOU THINK? 194 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,500 WE'RE GONNA GO TO BARS TOGETHER. 195 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,700 - WHAT ABOUT BABY SIGN LANGUAGE, 196 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,333 WHEN SHE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER? 197 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,567 - IN CASE SHE ENCOUNTERS DEAF PEOPLE OR SOMETHING? 198 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,467 - NO, INSTEAD OF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE CRYING, 199 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:10,367 THEY'LL DO SOME SIGN FOR MILK. - WHAT OTHER CLASSES? 200 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:11,600 LET'S HEAR THE OTHER RUN-DOWNS. 201 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,800 - THERE'S MASSAGE. BABY MASSAGE. 202 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,166 - I--THAT'S INTERESTING TO ME. 203 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,600 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO REALLY-- 204 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,967 ACTUALLY THIS IS CRAZY, BUT ALL THE RESEARCH SHOWS 205 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:18,600 THAT IT ACTUALLY IMPROVES INTELLIGENCE. 206 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,533 - WELL, SHE'S SO GIFTED, SHE COULDN'T BE MORE INTELLIGENT. 207 00:06:20,533 --> 00:06:22,000 BUT I'D LIKE TO MASSAGE-- - SHE'S A GENIUS ALREADY? 208 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,367 - YEAH, SHE'S TEACHING MANDARIN 209 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:24,734 AT THE U.N. THIS SUMMER I KEEP TELLING EVERYONE. 210 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:25,900 THAT'S A GOOD ONE, I LIKE THAT ONE. 211 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,166 - THAT IS A GOOD ONE FOR YOU GUYS. 212 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,600 - WELL, HOW SOON DOES THE BABY WALK? 213 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,266 - FOR MOST PEOPLE, THEIR BABIES START WALKING AROUND A YEAR. 214 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,834 - AND ALL OF THESE EDGES ARE GONE. 215 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:33,934 - YEAH, BABY-PROOFING THE GLASS. 216 00:06:33,934 --> 00:06:35,734 THIS TABLE IS GONNA BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 217 00:06:35,734 --> 00:06:37,367 - WE'RE JUST GONNA GET RID OF IT. 218 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:38,834 WELL, WHAT ELSE? 219 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:40,834 - I'M TRYING TO THINK, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? 220 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,300 THIS. - THAT WOULD BE OVER. 221 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,967 - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE OVER. 222 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:45,166 - THAT TABLE'S GONE. WE'RE GETTING RID OF IT. 223 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:46,700 I'M GETTING AN OTTOMAN. 224 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,734 - AND EVERYTHING FROM, LIKE, THIS, IN THE BABY'S MOUTH. 225 00:06:48,734 --> 00:06:50,700 - OKAY, GREAT. - THE SOCKETS. 226 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,500 THERE'S, LIKE, SO MANY THINGS. AND THE KITCHEN. 227 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,133 THE KITCHEN'S MY BIGGEST, LIKE, POINT OF PARANOIA. 228 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:56,467 YOU'LL SEE IT AS YOU GO. - YEAH. 229 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:57,867 DOES YOUR HUSBAND THINK YOU'RE CRAZY? 230 00:06:57,867 --> 00:06:59,633 - YES. COMPLETELY. 231 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:01,166 - DO YOU HAVE TO-- JASON'S HAVING-- 232 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,000 IT'S SIX WEEKS-- THE BABY'S SIX WEEKS OLD. 233 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,200 - OH, SO HE GETS HIS, LIKE, GREEN LIGHT? 234 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,800 - DOES THE DOCTOR HAVE TO LOOK IN ORDER TO GET THE GREEN LIGHT? 235 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,066 - DOCTOR'S GOTTA LOOK AT THE GOODS. 236 00:07:08,066 --> 00:07:09,300 IT'S LIKE BEING A VIRGIN AGAIN. 237 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,633 I'M SERIOUS. - OKAY. 238 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,233 YEAH, I MEAN, IT WON'T BE A VERY LONG EXPERIENCE, I'M SURE. 239 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:17,133 BUT, UH...[bleep]. OKAY. 240 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:18,967 WHAT'S ALL OVER YOU? 241 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,700 GINA, DID YOU DROP FOOD ON THE DOG? 242 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,667 SHE'S NOT A PLACEMAT, SHE'S A DOG. 243 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,533 JUST WIPE HER. 'CAUSE SHE WAS UNDERNEATH YOU? 244 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:25,734 - YEAH, SHE WAS-- - I MEAN, YOU CAN 245 00:07:25,734 --> 00:07:27,367 EAT IT OFF OF HER, THAT'S FINE. 246 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:29,266 AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL. SAVE THAT FOR LATER. 247 00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:32,300 GINA LIKES TO EAT. SHE HAS A VERY HEALTHY APPETITE. 248 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,667 CAN WE PLEASE LAUGH AT THE FACT 249 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,567 THAT YOU HAVE FOOD ON THE DOG NOW? 250 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:37,000 - [giggles] 251 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,867 - AT LEAST GIVE HER THE FOOD YOU HAD ON HER BACK. 252 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:40,367 - BUT YOU SHOULD EMAIL ME, LIKE, 253 00:07:40,367 --> 00:07:41,700 EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A LIST OF QUESTIONS, 254 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:43,133 OR STUFF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE AWAY WITH YOU. 255 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,500 - NO, YOU COME HERE AND GIVE ME ANXIETY, 256 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,834 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. 257 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:47,266 I THINK I HAVE IT ALL DOWN AND PERFECT. 258 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:48,400 - NOW YOU'RE FREAKED OUT. 259 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,433 - YEAH, I'M NOT ENJOYING THIS. 260 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:50,767 THIS IS NOT JOYFUL AT ALL. 261 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:52,266 I'M NOT RELAXED, I'M STRESSED OUT. 262 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:53,734 - THAT'S WHY MY BUSINESS IS SO SUCCESSFUL, I THINK. 263 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,166 I MAKE THEM VERY ANXIOUS... - RIGHT. 264 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,567 - AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, "ROSIE, WE NEED YOU." 265 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:58,467 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL COME VISIT YOU WHEN WE'RE A LITTLE BIGGER 266 00:07:58,467 --> 00:07:59,934 AND WE'LL COME UP ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE. 267 00:07:59,934 --> 00:08:02,333 - ALL RIGHT, BETHENNY. THANKS FOR HAVING ME OVER. 268 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,633 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - SHE DOES LOOK LIKE JASON. 269 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:05,900 - YOU'VE MADE ME ESPECIALLY NEUROTIC NOW. 270 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,467 I KNOW SHE DOES. 271 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,567 LIKE, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WITH THIS GLASS APPLE OVER HERE? 272 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:10,834 THE BABY'S GONNA PICK IT UP AND SMASH IT? 273 00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:12,233 - YOU GOTTA GET RID OF IT. 274 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,133 IT'S GONNA GO THROUGH YOUR WINDOW LIKE A BASEBALL. 275 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:16,600 - GREAT, HAPPY NEW YEAR. - BYE. 276 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,800 - IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED OVER THE PAST YEAR, 277 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,400 IT'S THAT HILLARY CLINTON WAS RIGHT. 278 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,033 IT TAKES A VILLAGE. 279 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:25,934 ASSISTANTS, A HUSBAND, MY DOG COOKIE, A WEDDING PLANNER. 280 00:08:25,934 --> 00:08:29,367 UNFORTUNATELY, MY VILLAGE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE A CIRCUS. 281 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:33,133 I'M GONNA GIVE--I'M JUST MAKING UP FOUR OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 282 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,700 LET ME--OKAY. 283 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,567 [Bronx accent] HOW YOU DOIN'? ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ONE. 284 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,400 - [laughing] - OKAY, NUMBER TWO. 285 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,133 [Bronx accent] HOW YOU DOIN'? 286 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:43,900 AND THE THIRD WOULD BE LIKE... [high-pitched] HOW YOU DOIN'? 287 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:47,100 AND THEN HER-- [low-pitched] HOW YOU DOIN'? 288 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,100 ALL RIGHT, THOSE ARE MY FOUR. I JUST MADE THOSE UP. 289 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,567 YOU DO ONE. - HOW YOU DOIN'? 290 00:08:50,567 --> 00:08:52,500 - [laughing] - SO BAD. 291 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,200 - YOU NEED TO MAKE IT REAL SASSY, LIKE... 292 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,500 HOW YOU DOIN'? LIKE THAT. 293 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,834 - I MISSED IT, IT WAS GOOD. 294 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,500 DO IT AGAIN. - NOPE, THAT WAS IT. 295 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,300 IT'S A GOOD-- NO OFFENSE, BUT-- 296 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,934 - IT WAS GIRLY. - IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS! 297 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,633 - OF COURSE IT'S BETTER THAN MINE. 298 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:06,767 - THERE'S NO MANLY--IT'S OBVIOUSLY GONNA BE GIRLY, 299 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,667 NO GUY SAYS IT LIKE THAT. [knocking] 300 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:09,934 - COME IN. - HOW YOU DOIN'? 301 00:09:09,934 --> 00:09:11,533 - HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? - HI. 302 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:15,066 - [laughing] 303 00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:17,166 - THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD. 304 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:26,400 - THE LANDLORD HERE, WE JUST MOVED IN, 305 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,867 THERE'S STILL BOXES IN THE CORNER, 306 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,066 AND THE LANDLORD SAYS... [blows nose] 307 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:32,233 THAT THESE PEOPLE THAT WERE THINKING 308 00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:34,000 OF BUYING THE APARTMENT BEFORE WE MOVED IN 309 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,367 NOW ARE INTERESTED IN BUYING THE APARTMENT AGAIN. 310 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,800 [sigh] 311 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,367 SO WE HAVE TO SHOW THIS APARTMENT. 312 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:41,767 - THEY CAN'T KICK YOU OUT OF HERE? 313 00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:43,533 - NO, THEY CAN'T KICK US OUT RIGHT NOW, 314 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:45,100 BUT ONCE THE BABY COMES, 315 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,100 WE'D HAVE TO START LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT. 316 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,066 HOW MUCH MORE COULD I POSSIBLY TAKE? 317 00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:49,967 I'M COMING DOWN WITH A COLD, 318 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,567 I HAVE A BACHELORETTE PARTY COMING UP, 319 00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,667 AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS. 320 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,000 AND I DON'T WANNA BE MESSY, BUT I KINDA WANNA BE MESSY. 321 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,066 LIKE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT. 322 00:09:57,066 --> 00:09:58,900 LIKE, PUT YOUR DISGUSTING SNEAKERS, 323 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,367 LIKE, BY THE DOOR SO THEY STINK. 324 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,166 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S JUST START THROWING STUFF AROUND. 325 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,400 PUT, LIKE, A SHOE HERE. - IT IS WHAT IT IS. 326 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,166 I DON'T KNOW. JUST FLIRT WITH THE WIFE. 327 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,600 DO SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW. 328 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,333 MAKE THEM NOT WANNA BE HERE. - THAT I CAN DO. 329 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:12,133 - OR I CAN DO THIS... WHEN THEY COME IN. 330 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,400 YOU LIKE IT? [doorbell rings] 331 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,066 - I LOVE IT. DO IT. DO IT, DO IT. 332 00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:20,100 - OKAY. 333 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:24,066 - HI, GUYS. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 334 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,567 [dog yapping] - COME ON IN, JUST COME ON IN. 335 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,433 - OH. HI. - THIS WAY. 336 00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,133 YOU KNOW, IN THE SUMMER 337 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,000 IT LOOKS GREAT 'CAUSE IT'S JUST REALLY GREEN. 338 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,300 - RIGHT. - AND THEN IT'S REALLY, 339 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,367 YOU KNOW, JUST BLUE SKIES. - THAT'S GREAT. 340 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:41,433 - SO I KNOW WE'RE SEEING IT AT NIGHT, SO JUST IMAGINE. 341 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,367 [chuckles] 342 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:45,633 - THAT IS A PROBLEM, THOUGH. 343 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,767 I CAN'T EVER FIND A WAY TO, LIKE, GET A TAXI HERE. 344 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,500 - DO YOU ASK THEM WHO IN THE BUILDING SMOKES WEED, 345 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,000 AND IT SMELLS LIKE WEED ALL THE TIME? 346 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,667 - OH, MY GOD, I CAN SMELL IT IN THE VENTS. 347 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,133 THEY SMOKE POT, AND THEY EAT STEAK. 348 00:10:58,767 --> 00:11:00,967 BUT I SMELL ALL THE WEED. BY THE WAY, I'M PREGNANT. 349 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:03,567 I HAVE A BABY COMING IN JUNE, AND IT'S GONNA BE STONED. 350 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:08,066 - SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 351 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,433 - THANK YOU AGAIN. 352 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:11,900 - ENOUGH. GOOD-BYE. 353 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,200 [dog yaps] 354 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,800 I KNOW, BABY. MOMMY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO MOVE. 355 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,700 NICE, WITH THE WEED. WHERE'D YOU PULL THAT OUT OF? 356 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,767 THAT WAS NICE. - JASON TOLD ME TO ASK. 357 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:21,834 - THAT'S TRUE, 'CAUSE IT ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE WEED. 358 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:24,233 THAT WAS NICE. YOU'VE DONE SOME NICE WORK. 359 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:26,066 THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. THAT WAS VERY GOOD. 360 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:27,233 I FELT IT. - WHAT IF THEY LIKE WEED? 361 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:30,200 [giggles] 362 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,834 - COMING UP ON LOST FOOTAGE... 363 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,767 BETHENNY YAMAGUCHI! 364 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,333 IT'S LIKE GET THE [...] OUTTA HERE. 365 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:47,934 - ALL RIGHT, SO I'M COMING BACK HERE RIGHT BEFORE-- 366 00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:49,800 - YES, RIGHT BEFORE. AND I'LL TOUCH YOU UP. 367 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,033 - OKAY, AWESOME. THANK YOU. 368 00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,300 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 369 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,467 WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAIR? 370 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:54,600 - ME? - YEAH. 371 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,433 - UM, JUST WAX. - A LOT OF IT. 372 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,567 - NO, IT'S REALLY NOT A LOT. 373 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,000 - IT MIGHT BE. - CAN I? 374 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,400 - YEAH, TOUCH IT. IT'S SOFT, SERIOUSLY. 375 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,767 - OH. NICE. 376 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,033 - IT'S NOT ALL HARD AND CRUSTY. 377 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:05,633 - HE MIGHT HAVE A GOOD TECHNIQUE FOR YOU. 378 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:07,367 - HAVE A SEAT, MM-HMM. 379 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:08,967 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY IT'S BEEN-- 380 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,367 - WE ALL THINK YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME. 381 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,533 - WE WERE JUST PLAYING. - AND WE THINK YOU LOOK GREAT. 382 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:12,633 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE FACT 383 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,200 THAT YOU TEND TO LIKE SOME PRODUCT. 384 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,400 - WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE HAIR'S THICK, 385 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,867 SO YOU DON'T REALLY NEED A LOT OF IT. 386 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,367 - OKAY. - YOU KNOW, SO 387 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,000 WHEN IT'S, LIKE, ALMOST DRY, 388 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,567 THEN RUN, YOU KNOW... THROUGH IT. 389 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,600 I'M JUST LOVING TOUCHING YOUR HAIR, I'M SORRY. 390 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,567 OKAY, BETHENNY, YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR ASSISTANT. 391 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,033 - [laughing] - IT'S GREAT. 392 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,166 - DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING? - NO. 393 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,367 [laughing] 394 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,533 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I GOTTA GO NURSE TERI 395 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:41,066 FOR A SECOND, MAKE SURE SHE'S... 396 00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:43,300 I'VE KNOWN TERI FOR A VERY LONG TIME, 397 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,700 AND SHE HAS NEVER BEEN ABLE TO HOLD HER BOOZE. 398 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,567 SHE IS NOT A GIRL WHO CAN PLAY STRAIGHT THROUGH. 399 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,433 - WE CAN BE IN MARYLAND, OR A.C. 400 00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:51,233 A.C.! WE CAN BE IN ATLANTIC CITY! 401 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,934 [giggles] - SHE'S SO BUZZED! 402 00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:55,934 - ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU. - ALL RIGHT, LOVE YOU TOO. 403 00:12:55,934 --> 00:12:57,700 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU. 404 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,834 - DRUNK TERI LASTS FOR A VERY SHORT TIME. 405 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,000 IT'S LIKE A TOP. 406 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,834 IT SPINS, AND THEN IT JUST STOPS. 407 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,433 THIS IS EASY. YOU ARE THE CHILD. 408 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:08,133 - I'M SORRY. - I'M IN FIVE-INCH HEELS, 409 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,633 I'M SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT, 410 00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:11,300 AND I AM READY TO ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT, 411 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,533 AND YOU ARE GOING TO SLEEP. 412 00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:14,600 AND I TOLD YOU THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 413 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,533 DID I SAY THAT YOU-- TWO MARGARITAS, WHOO-HOO! 414 00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:18,166 - I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING, BETHENNY. 415 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,834 - I KNEW IT. I'M PUTTING YOU DOWN NOW, 416 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,133 AND YOU ARE GONNA GET YOUR PARTY PANTS ON, 417 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,600 'CAUSE THIS IS MY BACHELORETTE PARTY. 418 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,867 - I PROMISE YOU. - I KNEW IT. 419 00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:27,266 DID I KNOW IT, THOUGH? DID I CALL IT? 420 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:28,734 I JUST WANNA KNOW. - I KNEW IT, 421 00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:30,100 BECAUSE I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE FRENCH FRIES 422 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,433 IN THE LOUNGE WHEN WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU. 423 00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:33,166 - OH, I'M SURE THE FRENCH FRIES WOULD'VE HELPED. 424 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,367 - IT WOULD HAVE. 425 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,767 [dog yapping] 426 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,166 - [speaks indistinctly] 427 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,600 YO. I AM SORRY. 428 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,900 - SO, I'M SORRY THAT I GOT, LIKE, MAD. 429 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,166 BUT... - NO, IT'S OKAY. 430 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,533 I AM LATE TODAY. I AM LATER BECAUSE 431 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,367 YOU SAID I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE BY 10:00. 432 00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:53,333 - I DID SEND YOU THE EMAIL THAT SAID 10:30. 433 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,900 BUT YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO THAT EMAIL. 434 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,533 AND I ASKED YOU TO RESPOND TO IT. 435 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:58,000 - YOU SENT ME THAT TWO DAYS AGO, 436 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,100 NOT BEING ON MY SCHEDULE FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK. 437 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,834 - YEAH, AND THEN I SAID WHEN YOU FINISH TASKS, 438 00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,633 PLEASE CONFIRM THEM WITH ME. 439 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,133 - MM. - YEAH, GO AHEAD. 440 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,400 YOU CAN GO BACK TO IT AND LOOK AT IT. 441 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,033 THINGS MOVE REALLY FAST IN THE OFFICE. 442 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,266 SO I WAS A LITTLE FRUSTRATED 443 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,700 WITH HIS LACKADAISICAL ATTITUDE. 444 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,200 HOW WERE YOU EVEN GONNA GET HERE 445 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,767 IF YOU HADN'T LEFT BY 10:00 YET, BY 10:30? 446 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,800 AND YOU NEEDED TO TAKE A CAB AT--CAB AT 10:00? 447 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,967 - I USUALLY TAKE THE SUBWAY. 448 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,500 - BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT BY 10:30. 449 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:24,000 - CORRECT. - TAKING A CAB OR THE SUBWAY. 450 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I FEEL LIKE I'M TALKING TO MAX, AND ALL I WANT HIM TO DO 451 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,967 IS SAY, YOU KNOW, "JULIE, I'M SORRY FOR BEING LATE. 452 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,133 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN." 453 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,000 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING. 454 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,934 - [sigh] - IT'S JUST... 455 00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:34,133 I EVEN SAID TO YOU YESTERDAY, 456 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,700 I SAID, "YOU NEVER WRITE BACK TO ME." 457 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,367 - YOU HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO GET DONE, 458 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,667 AND YOU SEND ME AN EMAIL, I'LL GET ALL THE TASKS DONE. 459 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,767 I CAME BACK AND I SAID, "THEY'RE COMPLETED." 460 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,533 - DID YOU BUY STAMPS WHEN YOU WERE AT THE POST OFFICE? 461 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,166 BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE THEM TO ME YESTERDAY. 462 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,533 AND THEN OLD NAVY, DO YOU HAVE A GIFT CERT--A...? 463 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:49,467 - THEY WERE ABLE TO PUT IT BACK ON THE CREDIT CARD. 464 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:51,100 - OKAY. SO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD 465 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,066 TO RESPOND TO THE EMAIL, LETTING ME KNOW THOSE THINGS. 466 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,633 'CAUSE I CAN'T ALWAYS THINK TO ASK YOU. 467 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,834 LIKE, I HAVE TO THINK FOR BETHENNY. 468 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,734 - I UNDERSTAND. - I'VE BEEN REALLY FRUSTRATED. 469 00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,467 LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I KNOW THAT YOU WANNA HELP, 470 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,000 AND YOU WANNA DO THINGS FOR ME, 471 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,233 BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ANNOYED WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO THINGS. 472 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:07,700 YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE, "UGH. DO I HAVE TO DO THAT?" 473 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,033 LIKE, THAT'S HOW I FEEL. - I DON'T KNOW IF 474 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,800 I NECESSARILY AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT HOW--ABOUT THAT. 475 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,300 I MEAN, I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK ME. 476 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,033 - I WOULD RATHER YOU SIT DOWN AND BE LIKE, 477 00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:15,367 "DO YOU NEED ME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH? 478 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,934 DO YOU NEED ME TO WALK COOKIE?" 479 00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,700 - BUT I'M AHEAD OF THAT. LIKE, WHEN THE TRASH IS FULL, 480 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,333 I TAKE IT OUT. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 481 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,200 NO, I ASK YOU TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. 482 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,367 MAYBE YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE OR TWICE 483 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,934 WHEN I HAVEN'T NOTICED. - OKAY. 484 00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,967 - OKAY, BUT, LIKE, BE ON THE TEAM--BE PART OF THE TEAM. 485 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,533 - I'M PART OF THE TEAM. - I KNOW. 486 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,166 - JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT GIVING EMAIL CONFIRMATION DOESN'T MEAN 487 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,433 THAT I'M NOT PART OF THE TEAM. 488 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:32,734 - I FEEL LIKE I'VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH TIME 489 00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,266 FOR YOU KNOW WHAT GOES ON AROUND HERE. 490 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,400 - I JUST FIGURED YOU HAVE 400 EMAILS IN YOUR BOX A DAY, 491 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,934 THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS FOR ME TO BE LIKE, 492 00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:40,133 "YES, I GOT THIS DONE. YES, I GOT THIS DONE. 493 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,400 YES, I GOT THIS DONE." - WELL, I WANT THAT. 494 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,166 - OKAY, FINE, YOU GOT IT. IT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY. 495 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,433 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 496 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:48,367 I FEEL BETTER NOW THAT I GOT IT ALL OFF MY CHEST. 497 00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:49,834 BUT THANKS FOR THE GUMMY BEARS. 498 00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,567 - ONE OF MY FRIENDS SAID THAT 499 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,200 I'M OVERESTIMATING MY PRENATAL CAPABILITIES. 500 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,834 LIKE, I THINK I'M GONNA BE OUT THERE DANCING 501 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,967 UNTIL IT'S 5:00 IT'S IN THE MORNING? 502 00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,133 - I THINK YOU ARE. 503 00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,567 - WE'RE GONNA BE DOING THE RUNNING MAN. 504 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,533 - IT WAS REALLY NICE TO HAVE THE GIRLS HERE THIS MORNING. 505 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,667 PRACTICING THE DANCES, WE'RE SO DAMN OLD. 506 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,767 YOU'RE GONNA--YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE RUNNING MAN? 507 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:06,767 LET ME SEE. 508 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,066 - WAIT. [laughing] 509 00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:09,266 - I WANNA SEE IT. - HOLD ON. 510 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,867 - COMMIT. - HOLD ON. 511 00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,333 BUT I STILL CAN'T DO IT. IT'S LIKE--I'M LIKE-- 512 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,000 - NO, YOU GOT IT. 513 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,567 - I'M DOING THE PATTY SIMCOX RUNNING MAN FROM GREASE. 514 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,967 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU PERFECTED IT. 515 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,166 - I DIDN'T SAY PERFECTED IT. 516 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,433 - LET'S JUST TRY IT AGAIN. 517 00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:21,667 WATCH IT SO YOU DON'T BANG SOMETHING. 518 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:22,934 YES, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 519 00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,433 IT'S THE ONE THAT'S STRAIGHT OUT, 520 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,533 YOU'RE BENDING IT. 521 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,900 THIS ONE'S RIGHT, THE OTHER ONE-- 522 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,166 YES, IT'S THAT. - THAT'S BETTER. 523 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,734 - BETTER. - EXCEPT I LOOK LIKE I'M FLYING. 524 00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:31,133 WELL, WE'RE GONNA DO ALL THOSE. 525 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,467 WE'RE GONNA DO THE SHOPPING CART? 526 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,567 - WHAT'S THE SHOPPING CART? 527 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,667 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SHOPPING... 528 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,333 - RIGHT. - PICKING UP THE CAN, 529 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,533 YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. NOPE, NO. 530 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:39,633 PRESERVATIVES, NO. AND YOU GO. 531 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,133 - JASON LIKES THE SPRINKLER. 532 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,467 - SPRINKLER'S THIS ONE. - YES. 533 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,133 - BUT THE CAN OPENER IS THIS ONE. 534 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,800 - JASON LIKES THE SPRINKLER. - I LIKE THAT. 535 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,200 - THERE'S A COUPLE MORE. WHAT ARE THE OTHER ONES? 536 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,867 - OH, THE STEWARDESS. THAT'S THE BEST ONE. 537 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,567 - THE STEWARDESS? - YEAH, YEAH. 538 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:52,734 RIGHT? - [laughing] 539 00:16:52,734 --> 00:16:54,233 - I LOVE THAT. - YEAH, 540 00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,734 'CAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DANCE, SO YOU CAN. 541 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,667 - IT'S LITERAL. IT'S LIKE, THE OXYGEN MASK. 542 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,567 RIGHT? YOUR SEATBELT. 543 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,100 SEATBELT, SEATBELT. 544 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,333 - [laughing] - RIGHT? 545 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,834 - SO I THINK IT'S GONNA BE GREAT TONIGHT. 546 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,300 THE ONLY THING I CARE IS THAT EVERYONE DANCES. 547 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,467 AND HAS THE BEST TIME. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 548 00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:11,533 [club music] 549 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:17,500 ♪♪ ♪♪ 550 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,767 - HI, GUYS. - HI. 551 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:22,100 [dog yapping] - PROM, PROM, WHAT'S UP? 552 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:25,266 [gasps] THIS IS TOO MUCH. 553 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,000 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS FOR DATE NIGHT WITH JASON? 554 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,900 - I LIKE THE HOOTERS. THEY'RE RIGHT OUT FRONT. 555 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,367 - IS IT REALLY? - I MEAN, YEAH. 556 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:34,700 THEY LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOK GREAT. 557 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,166 - YEAH? - RIGHT? THANK YOU. 558 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,900 - BOOBS. - IF I WERE HIM... 559 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,367 - IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOOBS. - WHEN I SEE YOU IN THE DRESS, 560 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:40,633 FROM THE TIME I SEE THE BOOBS... 561 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:42,266 - HE'S GAY, HE DOESN'T GO TO MY CHURCH. 562 00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:43,867 - WHO'S TALKING ABOUT JESUS? - OH, YEAH, HE LIKES THE BOOBS. 563 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,166 - WHEN I WALK IN AND SEE THE BOOBS, 564 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,667 - I WOULD BE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, BABY." 565 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,100 - WOW, YOU NEED TO GET LAID PROPERLY, CLEARLY. 566 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,700 [laughing] OKAY. 567 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,467 ALL RIGHT. - THAT COULD BE CUTE. 568 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,500 - MM. MM-MM. - NO? 569 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,033 - DID THE ALICE AND OLIVIA STUFF WORK? 570 00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,433 - IT'S RIGHT HERE. - RIGHT THERE. 571 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,066 - I GOTTA TELL YOU, ROBERT VERDI DID A-- 572 00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,867 - NO, UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO TAKE THE ICE PROFESSIONALLY. 573 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:05,233 [laughing] 574 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,867 BETHENNY YAMAGUCHI! 575 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:08,333 IT'S LIKE, GET THE [...] OUTTA HERE. 576 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,633 IT'S LIKE, ICE CAPADES. I'M FRIGHTENED. 577 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,700 HONESTLY, YOU'RE MISSING THE COMPANION PIECE. 578 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,066 YOUR BITE PLATE. - [laughing] 579 00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:19,033 - THERE WE GO. IT JUST NEEDED A LITTLE TOUCH. 580 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,333 PERFECT. - [laughing] 581 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,133 - PLEASE. - [laughing] 582 00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,433 - NOW DO A TRIPLE AXEL. - YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 583 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,400 COMING UP ON LOST FOOTAGE... 584 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,100 STOP! - THAT'S AN ORGASM. 585 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,266 - [speaks indistinctly] 586 00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:46,266 - WHEN I GOT PREGNANT, I THOUGHT I HAD IT MADE. 587 00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:48,233 I WAS LOOKING GREAT, I WAS FEELING GREAT. 588 00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,533 [laughing] - I MEAN, REALLY. 589 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,166 - YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? - YEAH. 590 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,600 - AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED OUT OF MY CONTROL. 591 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,867 - MM! 592 00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:58,400 IT'S LIKE THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. 593 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,333 SO GOOD. AH! 594 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,800 I'M STARVING. - OKAY. 595 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,834 - LET ME JUST GIVE YOU THE SEMIFINALISTS I LIKE. 596 00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,734 THE SHOE-STRING FRIES, THE BRUSSELS SPROUTS, 597 00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,200 - SO LET'S DO THOSE. 598 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,734 - LITTLE BIT OF A SALAD AND BURGER, OR SOMETHING. 599 00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:10,333 - LET'S DO THAT. both: CHEERS. 600 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:13,166 THIS BABY GROWING INSIDE OF ME NEEDED FOOD. 601 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,600 AND LOTS OF IT. - THANK YOU. 602 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,967 - CAN WE GET SOME DIJON MUSTARD, PLEASE? 603 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,500 WHAT IS THAT TOO? - THE ONION MARMALADE. 604 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,967 - AWESOME. 605 00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:21,400 - ISN'T IT THE SICKEST THING THOUGH. 606 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,633 - IT'S AMAZING. - IT IS, RIGHT? 607 00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:23,667 - WE'RE JUST SAYING THAT THIS CHEESEBURGER 608 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,867 IS, LIKE, A MIRACLE. 609 00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:26,900 WE CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT IT JUST CAME. 610 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,400 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME, ENJOY. 611 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,066 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 612 00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:32,166 - THOSE LOOK GOOD. - HOW'S THE BURGER? 613 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,967 I DIDN'T EVEN TASTE IT YET. - SOMETHING'S A LITTLE OFF. 614 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,100 BUT--AS I'M SHOVING IT IN. IT LOOKS TERRIBLE. 615 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,834 - [laughing] 616 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:40,633 - I'M PUTTING THE BACON NOW ON THE BURGER. 617 00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:41,900 - WHERE'D YOU GET THE BACON? 618 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,000 - THE BACON'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THERE. 619 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,433 - OOH! - IT'S SO GOOD. 620 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:45,967 - I HAVEN'T TRIED IT YET. - IT'S REALLY GOOD. 621 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,200 MERCI. 622 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,967 - LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT. 623 00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,600 YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT? 624 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,834 - OH, MY GOODNESS! - I LIKE LITTLE SHRIMP. 625 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,800 - OH, AND THERE'S AVOCADO ON IT! 626 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,667 - YOU'RE HAPPY? - SO HAPPY. 627 00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,300 - AW! 628 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,834 both: GET IN THERE. 629 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,333 - LOOK AT IT. - THANKS, MAMA. 630 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,900 - CHEERS. - NO, CHEERS, CHEERS. 631 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,800 [laughing] I LOVE YOU, BABY. 632 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,533 I LOVE YOU. TASTE THAT. CRY. 633 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:16,533 - HOW GOOD? - OH, MY GOD! 634 00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:18,133 - [chuckles] 635 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:19,367 - WHERE'S THE DIJON MUSTARD? 636 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:20,667 I WILL HAVE A PANIC ATTACK. 637 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,066 MM, OH MY GOD. 638 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,166 IT'S THE BEST BURGER I'VE HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 639 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,700 IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 640 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,934 - THIS IS OUR EXECUTIVE CHEF, FRANKLIN BECKER. 641 00:21:27,934 --> 00:21:29,600 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M FRANKLIN, HOW ARE YOU? 642 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,433 - ♪♪ AH ♪♪ I'M SO HAPPY. 643 00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:32,834 THAT'S THEIR SIGNATURE THING. 644 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,166 EVERYONE'S GONNA PASS OUT AND CRY OVER THAT. 645 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,800 - THIS IS THE ABE AND ARTHUR'S SIGNATURE TUNA TARTARE. 646 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,166 - ♪♪ WORD TO YOUR MAMA ♪♪ 647 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,734 - AND BASICALLY, THE IDEA IS YOU TAKE THE SHELL, 648 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,233 YOU TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF THE AVOCADO, 649 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:45,567 SOME OF THE TUNA, DRAG SOME OF THE SAUCES TOGETHER, 650 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,200 AND YOU EAT IT LIKE A TACO. - GORGEOUS. 651 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,500 - OVER HERE, WE HAVE THE CRAB CAKES. 652 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,066 IT'S SERVED ON TOP OF A TROPICAL FRUIT SLAW, 653 00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:53,700 A LITTLE CHILI OIL. 654 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,700 AND THEN FOR ENTREE, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A PAN-ROASTED CHICKEN. 655 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,467 LASTLY, WE HAVE TRUFFLE FRENCH FRIES. 656 00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:02,033 AND OBVIOUSLY, A LITTLE BIT OF KETCHUP. 657 00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:04,166 - ENJOY, LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. 658 00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,400 I'LL CHECK BACK. - FABULOUS. 659 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,700 - AMAZING. - I'LL BE BACK. 660 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,300 - LOOKS LIKE A VERY FANCY PRINGLE DISH. 661 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,967 I LOVE IT. I'M EXCITED. 662 00:22:09,967 --> 00:22:11,467 NOW I'M GETTING EXCITED. IT'S SO SOON. 663 00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:12,667 WE WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND WE DO, 664 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,100 LIKE, THE COUNTDOWN OF THE DAYS. 665 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,066 - IT'S AN EXCITING TIME. IT'S FUN. 666 00:22:16,066 --> 00:22:18,834 - PASS OUT AND KILL YOURSELF. - OH, MY GOD. 667 00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,867 - SO THESE ARE ACTUALLY TWO OF OUR SIGNATURE DESSERTS. 668 00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,934 LET ME JUST PUT THIS OVER THERE. SURE. 669 00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:24,567 - GOOD GOD. - STOP. YEAH. 670 00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:26,800 - SO THIS IS THE FRENCH TOAST BREAD PUDDING. 671 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,600 - KILL YOURSELF. 672 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,567 - AND THIS IS THE DONUTS. - KILL YOURSELF. 673 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,433 - SO THE IDEA IS YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THE SQUEEZE BOTTLE. 674 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:35,400 ONE'S FILLED WITH CARAMEL, THE OTHER ONE'S FILLED WITH-- 675 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,867 - I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THEM ALL. 676 00:22:36,867 --> 00:22:38,600 IT'S LIKE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN JELLY DONUT, FOR LACK OF... 677 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,800 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT-- - YEAH. 678 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,066 YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JELLY DONUT. 679 00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:42,600 - OH, MY GOD. - FANTASTIC, ENJOY. 680 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,467 - THIS IS LIKE SEX. - IT'S HILARIOUS. 681 00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:47,667 - OH, MY GOD! 682 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,233 NO, MY GOD! 683 00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:50,367 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD STICK 684 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:51,633 MY PENIS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 685 00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:53,133 - [chuckles] - NO, I WOULD. 686 00:22:53,133 --> 00:22:54,767 JUST TASTE IT AND THEN TELL ME IF YOU WOULDN'T. 687 00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,934 - PARTY PLANNER GOES TO HOSPITAL WITH THIRD DEGREE BURNS. 688 00:22:56,934 --> 00:22:58,233 - IT'D BE SO WORTH IT. JUST TELL ME. 689 00:22:58,233 --> 00:22:59,500 - OH, MY GOD. - I MEAN, 690 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,133 I'M DIPPING THE DONUTS IN THE BREAD PUDDING. 691 00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:04,333 STOP! 692 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:07,066 - THAT'S AN ORGASM. - [speaks indistinctly] 693 00:23:07,066 --> 00:23:09,767 YOU JUST CAME? I KNOW YOU DID, 'CAUSE I DID. 694 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:13,066 - OH, MY GOD! 695 00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:14,934 - THIS IS WHY I PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN HAVING SEX THAT MUCH, 696 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,567 BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN [bleep] MY FOOD. 697 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,567 - [laughing] - I HAVE. 698 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:20,233 I'M GONNA STICK THIS UP MYSELF. 699 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,867 I MEAN, I'M JUST LIKE... 700 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,934 - I THINK WE'RE GOOD HERE. - IT'S AMAZING. 701 00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:25,734 - IS THE BABY HAPPY? THE BABY MUST BE... 702 00:23:25,734 --> 00:23:27,600 - THE BABY'S HAPPY. YEAH, THE BABY'S HAPPY. 703 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,200 IN A NEW YORK MINUTE, YOU CAN SEE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. 704 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:35,033 FABULOUS FOOD, EXCITING PEOPLE, AMAZING MUSEUMS... 705 00:23:35,033 --> 00:23:36,567 IT'S THE PLACE I CALL HOME. 706 00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:39,367 BUT EVEN THIS BROAD HAS GOT TO TAKE A LOAD OFF SOMETIMES. 707 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,333 - BONJOUR. - HELLO, MR. AND MRS. HOPPY. 708 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,834 - [chuckles] - NICE TO MEET YOU. 709 00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,100 EVERYBODY THINKS I'M, LIKE, 710 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,333 THE CUTE, LITTLE PERFECT PREGNANT WOMAN 711 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,500 THAT DIDN'T GET AFFECTED AND I JUST HAVE A LITTLE BUMP. 712 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,467 IT'S LIKE, I LOOK LIKE I WAS STUNG BY 713 00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:04,100 A TREE FULL OF KILLER WASPS. 714 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,033 - AND HOW'S THOSE HOOVES OVER THERE? 715 00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:08,033 JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE LINKS. 716 00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:09,533 - WE'RE GONNA PUT THEM NEXT TO THE EGGS TOMORROW. 717 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,133 - [laughing] 718 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,367 - I HAVE TO EXPLAIN, 'CAUSE WE'RE JUST RUBBING RIGHT NOW. 719 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:16,500 WE NEED MURDER. YOU NEED TO, LIKE... 720 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,600 - OKAY. OKAY. - OKAY? 721 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,100 THIS IS A MACH-5, CODE RED SITUATION. 722 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:24,233 I DON'T NEED SOME LOMILOMI, LIGHT, CREAMY MASSAGEY. 723 00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:26,967 I NEED A SUMO WRESTLER TO COME IN HERE 724 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:29,133 AND REALLY BEAT THE [bleep] OUTTA MY FEET. 725 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:31,233 AH, I LOVE YOU. 726 00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:33,133 I JUST FEEL LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON. 727 00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,533 I THOUGHT I HAD THIS WHOLE THING, 728 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:36,400 AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS EASY." 729 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,667 IT'S HARD NOW. 730 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:39,266 I GAINED NINE POUNDS. 731 00:24:39,266 --> 00:24:41,100 - NINE POUNDS IN EIGHT DAYS? 732 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,300 - YEAH, AND I GAINED FIVE OF THEM IN THE LAST TWO. 733 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,767 I MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE BIG BALLOONS. 734 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,533 - NO WAY. 735 00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:48,166 - BABE, WE'RE HEADING IN THAT DIRECTION. 736 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,800 - I MEAN, YOU ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE GAINING SOME WEIGHT 737 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,734 OR LETTING THEMSELVES GO AFTER THEIR WEDDING. 738 00:24:52,734 --> 00:24:54,867 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 739 00:24:54,867 --> 00:24:57,333 - I SWEAR TO GOD, IT'S LIKE A DIVINE POWER 740 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,433 LET ME HAVE THAT WEDDING. 741 00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:00,600 - I'VE NEVER HAD A FACIAL BEFORE. 742 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,500 - YOU'RE A TUTU-WEARING QUEEN, IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY. 743 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,734 YOU SHOULD BE PIROUETTING THROUGH CHELSEA. 744 00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:14,734 MM. 745 00:25:14,734 --> 00:25:16,600 - AW! [laughing] 746 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,367 - IS IT GOOD? - IT'S GREAT. 747 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,800 - OH, I FOUND A PENNY, HEADS UP. 748 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,800 STUCK INTO THE GROUND, THAT'S PERFECT FOR ME. 749 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,166 [laughing] 750 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,633 STUCK IN THE GROUND. 751 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,133 I CANNOT BELIEVE THE WEATHER YOU BROUGHT. 752 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,266 JUST--YOU STARTED THIS THERAPY, RIGHT? 753 00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:40,533 - YES, I'M TURNING 40, HE JUST TURNED 40, 754 00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:41,800 AND WE'RE AT THAT STAGE WHERE-- 755 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,166 - OH, YOU'RE GOING WITH MITCH? 756 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,967 - YES. - OH, NICE. 757 00:25:44,967 --> 00:25:46,633 SO YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF COMPROMISE 758 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,133 IN THE RELATIONSHIP, LIKE, OVER THE YEARS? 759 00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,333 - I USED TO THINK THAT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH COMPROMISE. 760 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,800 - BY WHO? - BY EITHER OF US. 761 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,900 - I THINK THAT YOU DO HAVE TO COMPROMISE ON SOME LEVEL, 762 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,266 BUT I FEEL LIKE--SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M TRYING 763 00:25:56,266 --> 00:25:57,700 TO FIT A SQUARE INTO A CIRCLE. 764 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,967 YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO BE, LIKE, A TEAM PLAYER 765 00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:02,600 WITH JASON'S FRIENDS, AND HE HAS A BIG CONCERN ABOUT ME 766 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,266 THAT I'M NOT ENOUGH OF A FAMILY PERSON AND A GROUP PERSON. 767 00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:06,767 I'M A BUSINESS PERSON, I'M BUSY. 768 00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,367 I DON'T REALLY HAVE ALL THAT MUCH TIME ALL THE TIME. 769 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,567 TO SOCIALIZE THAT MUCH. AND THIS IS KINDA WHO I AM. 770 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:11,633 AND I'M FEELING A LOT LIKE 771 00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,433 I DON'T WANNA CHANGE WHO I AM. 772 00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:15,300 - I DON'T THINK JASON WOULD WANT YOU TO CHANGE. 773 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,467 I MEAN, HE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE BETHENNY THAT YOU ARE. 774 00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:18,767 DON'T YOU AGREE? - RIGHT, I THINK 775 00:26:18,767 --> 00:26:19,734 HE JUST WANTS ME TO ADJUST A LITTLE BIT. 776 00:26:19,734 --> 00:26:21,033 THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE THAT I WOULD 777 00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:23,000 HAVE THIS KIND OF CONVERSATION WITH. 778 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,867 TERI KNOWS ME, SHE'S BEEN THROUGH ALL OF MY RELATIONSHIPS. 779 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:28,800 AND YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, SHE KNOWS. 780 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,433 A LOT OF GUYS GET INTO RELATIONSHIPS WITH ME, 781 00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:31,567 THINKING THEY ARE GONNA BE THE ONE 782 00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:32,767 THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME DIFFERENT-- 783 00:26:32,767 --> 00:26:34,200 THEY'RE GONNA BREAK ME, LIKE A HORSE. 784 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,834 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M A LITTLE BIT LIKE A MUSTANG, 785 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,600 AND YOU KINDA HAVE TO LET ME RUN A LITTLE BIT. 786 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,367 AND SO I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO BE 787 00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:41,000 WHERE JASON THINKS HE'S GONNA, LIKE, 788 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,367 BREAK ME, SO. 789 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,500 AND THIS WEDDING, HE'S GOTTA GET IT TOGETHER 790 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,100 WITH GETTING INVOLVED A LITTLE. 791 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,633 'CAUSE, LIKE, I'VE BEEN KILLING MYSELF. 792 00:26:48,633 --> 00:26:51,233 - DO YOU THINK THAT YOU REALLY WOULD LET HIM 793 00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:53,834 HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITIES, IF HE WANTED TO? 794 00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:55,500 YOU REALLY DO TAKE CHARGE OF EVERYTHING. 795 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,867 THAT'S JUST HOW YOU ARE, BETHENNY. 796 00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:58,133 - I KNOW. - I'M SURE HE THINKS THAT 797 00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:59,467 YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO DO IT. 798 00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:02,467 - I KNOW. I AM A CONTROL LUNATIC, I KNOW. 799 00:27:02,467 --> 00:27:04,700 HI, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, THANK YOU. 800 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,100 - BUT THERE'S SOME THINGS 801 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,533 THAT I NEED SOME HELP WITH SOME STUFF. 802 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:09,200 HE'S BEEN SORTA, LIKE, NEGATIVE 803 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,900 'CAUSE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IS LIKE A ZOO. 804 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:13,567 SO HE'S KINDA, LIKE, CHECKED OUT TO IT. 805 00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:15,133 - I THINK IT'S ALL ABOUT THE COMMUNICATION, 806 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,533 WHAT WE WERE-- THAT'S WHAT I WAS, 807 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:17,934 LIKE, EXPLAINING AT A DIFFERENT LEVEL. 808 00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:19,266 YOU KNOW... [phone rings] 809 00:27:19,266 --> 00:27:20,934 - [indistinct] MY PARTY PLANNER CALLS ME, 810 00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,166 A THOUSAND TIMES A DAY. HEY! 811 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,533 - HEY. - HOW'S IT GOING? 812 00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:26,667 - IT'S GOING GOOD. - OH, GOOD. 813 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:30,633 - BUT WE HAVE ONE BIG PROBLEM, UNFORTUNATELY, RIGHT NOW. 814 00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:34,233 THE FLOWER COMPANY DISTRIBUTOR SAID REALLY ALL THEY CAN GET 815 00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:37,633 ARE MOSTLY PINK ROSES. NO, IT-IT'S-- 816 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:39,100 - RED IS MY COLOR. 817 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,133 HELLO, THIS IS BETHENNY, NOT PARIS HILTON. 818 00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:42,300 I DON'T WANT PINK ROSES. 819 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:43,667 LIKE, GO TO EVERY ASIAN DELI 820 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:44,934 IN MANHATTAN AND BUY THE RED ROSES 821 00:27:44,934 --> 00:27:46,467 THAT EVERYBODY CAN BUY 20 TIMES A DAY. 822 00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:49,266 - I-I'M WORKING MY HARDEST, I'VE BEEN CALLING ALL DAY. 823 00:27:49,266 --> 00:27:50,433 - THIS IS NOT EVEN, LIKE, OPTIONAL. 824 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:51,867 - I GET IT. BELIEVE ME, I-I... 825 00:27:51,867 --> 00:27:53,600 - WHAT OTHER RED FLOWERS ARE THERE? 826 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,300 - THERE'S TULIPS... - TULIPS WOULD BE GOOD. 827 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,767 - I ALWAYS--TULIPS ARE MY FAVORITE FLOWER. 828 00:27:57,767 --> 00:27:59,133 I DON'T WANT... - I COULD DO TULIPS. 829 00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:01,967 - WAIT, WHY DID WE GO TO ROSES AND NOT TULIPS? 830 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,767 - I LIKE RED TULIPS, A LOT. - I LOVE RED TULIPS. 831 00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:10,200 BUT I DON'T-- - YEAH, VERY CLASSY. 832 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,867 - OKAY, THANK YOU. AM I EVIL? 833 00:28:11,867 --> 00:28:13,300 I JUST WONDER IF I'M EVIL. AM I EVIL? 834 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,633 AM I SATAN? - OKAY, THE FLORIST IS 835 00:28:14,633 --> 00:28:16,066 NOT ALLOWED TO CALL YOU AND TELL YOU 836 00:28:16,066 --> 00:28:17,233 THAT THERE'S NO RED ROSES. 837 00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:18,500 THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING 838 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,700 I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 839 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,533 - I JUST WANNA KNOW IF BEING PREGNANT'S 840 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,367 MAKING ME EVIL. - NO. 841 00:28:25,367 --> 00:28:26,667 - SO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION. 842 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,066 - IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY, I'M LIKE, 843 00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:29,700 "ALL RIGHT, I CAME HERE WITH JASON 844 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:32,600 'CAUSE I WANTED TO ASK YOU ON A DATE." 845 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,700 CAN I PLEASE TAKE YOU TO LUNCH SOMETIME THIS WEEK? 846 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,166 - YEAH, SURE. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 847 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:39,467 CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER? - UM... 848 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:40,834 - THIS IS THIRD GRADE. THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 849 00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:42,400 - YOU'RE TELLING ME. 850 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,266 - I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THE JASON APPROACH TO LIFE. 851 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,500 - WHAT'S THE JASON APPROACH TO LIFE? 852 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,467 - BE CUTE AND CHARMING, HAVE A LOT OF CONFIDENCE, 853 00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:50,934 GET LAID AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, WITH PROTECTION. 854 00:28:50,934 --> 00:28:53,166 AND THEN LATER, WHEN THE RIGHT GIRL HITS YOU, 855 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,266 SHUT DOWN THE SHOP FOR GOOD. 856 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:58,000 - WIFEY IT UP, AS THEY SAY. 857 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 - "WIFEY IT UP?" YOU'RE AN IDIOT, AGAIN. 858 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,433 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 859 00:29:01,433 --> 00:29:03,166 - WHO'S THEY? - PEOPLE. 860 00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:05,567 - MORONS? WHAT ARE YOU, A RAPPER? 861 00:29:05,567 --> 00:29:06,867 - NO. - "WIFEY IT UP?" 862 00:29:06,867 --> 00:29:08,934 - THAT'S WHAT IS-- THE LINGO IS. 863 00:29:08,934 --> 00:29:11,033 - WHERE? - EVERYWHERE. 864 00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:13,166 - EVERYWHERE? EXCUSE ME... 865 00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:14,600 WHAT DOES "WIFEY IT UP" MEAN? 866 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,333 - WIFE UP? - YEAH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 867 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,233 - YOU'VE HEARD "WIFE UP?" 868 00:29:18,233 --> 00:29:19,800 - TO MAKE A GIRL OR GIRLFRIEND YOUR WIFE. 869 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,300 - RIGHT, BUT WHO SAYS IT? 870 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,767 HE SAYS EVERYBODY SAYS THIS, WHO SAYS THIS? 871 00:29:22,767 --> 00:29:24,467 - GUYS WITH GEL IN THEIR HAIR. NO, I'M JUST TEASING YOU. 872 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:25,867 - GUYS WHO PUT GEL IN THEIR HAIR! 873 00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:28,700 - I'M ONLY TEASING. - HAVE YOU HEARD OF "WIFE UP?" 874 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,700 - YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY MAKE A GIRLFRIEND YOUR WIFE. 875 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,000 - WHO SAYS THIS? - I DON'T THINK 876 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,400 HE HAS GEL IN HIS HAIR. - WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON? 877 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,767 WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE SAYS IT? 878 00:29:36,767 --> 00:29:40,266 [clapping] - [indistinct chatter] 879 00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:41,600 - WHERE'D YOU HEAR THIS TERM? 880 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,867 IN, LIKE, A HIP-HOP VIDEO OR SOMETHING? 881 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:45,367 - I WILL-- - YEAH, I THINK-- 882 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,934 - NO, I WANNA-- DON'T TALK, DON'T TALK. 883 00:29:46,934 --> 00:29:48,967 WHAT? - DR. DRE, PROBABLY. 884 00:29:48,967 --> 00:29:50,900 - DR. DRE. IT WASN'T DR. DREW. 885 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,834 IT WAS DR. DRE, OKAY. - NO, NOT DR. DREW. 886 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,266 I'M GONNA ASK JASON WHAT "WIFEING IT UP" MEANS. 887 00:29:55,266 --> 00:29:57,000 COMING UP ON LOST FOOTAGE... 888 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,800 - I MEAN, HONESTLY, IN A PINCH, 889 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,700 YOU COULD WHIP THE BOOB OUT HERE. 890 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,433 - WELL...I COULD. 891 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,333 I DIDN'T WEAR THE RIGHT WHIP THE BOOB OUT SHIRT. 892 00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:15,633 - SOME PEOPLE HAVE THAT ONE SPECIAL FRIEND 893 00:30:15,633 --> 00:30:18,467 THE ONE THAT'S WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY, 894 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:21,367 THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY. 895 00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:23,967 FOR ME, I HAVE COOKIE. 896 00:30:23,967 --> 00:30:27,467 [Cookie barking] - I WILL KILL SOMEONE. 897 00:30:27,467 --> 00:30:29,433 LISTEN...I'VE HAD IT. 898 00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:30,567 I REALLY HAVE. I'VE HAD IT. 899 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:31,800 IT'S OVER. YOU'RE PUNISHED. 900 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,266 [door closes] THIS IS NOT WORKING. 901 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,734 THIS BEHAVIOR IS JUST NOT WORKING. 902 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:36,533 IGNORING ISN'T WORKING. IT'S NOT WORKING. 903 00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:38,900 [knocking on door] 904 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:40,200 OH, MY GOD. 905 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,934 - NATALIE. - OH, HELLO. 906 00:30:41,934 --> 00:30:43,667 - LOOK, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR BREAKFAST. 907 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,233 - COOKIE'S BEING QUIET NOW. 908 00:30:45,233 --> 00:30:46,767 I'M GONNA LET HER OUT. 909 00:30:46,767 --> 00:30:48,100 SHE WAS PUNISHED, AND NOW SHE'S BEING QUIET, 910 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,834 SHE'S GONNA BE REWARDED. 911 00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,800 IF YOU'RE QUIET, YOU GET TO COME OUT. 912 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,300 [Cookie yips] PERFECT. 913 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:55,467 THIS IS... I'M GONNA BE A GREAT MOTHER. 914 00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:57,600 I REALLY HAVE A REAL SENSE OF CONTROL OVER THIS ONE. 915 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,166 [howling and barking] 916 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:00,667 SHE'S NEVER BEEN AS BAD AS THIS. 917 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:02,033 THIS IS THE WORST SHE'S EVER BEEN. 918 00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:03,467 THIS IS LIKE--WE'RE AT A HIGH PITCH RIGHT NOW. 919 00:31:03,467 --> 00:31:06,600 [barking] 920 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,367 THERE'S NO WAY THAT A BABY'S GONNA BE 921 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,633 MORE DIFFICULT THAN THIS. [barking] 922 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,900 - WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY, THE LOVE OF OUR LIFE, 923 00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:22,433 BRYN CASEY HOPPY ENTERED THE WORLD. 924 00:31:22,433 --> 00:31:25,500 AND NOTHING IS, NOR WILL EVER BE THE SAME. 925 00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:31,000 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, I NEED YOUR ATTENTION. 926 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,834 - YES, BOSS. - EVERYBODY SIT. 927 00:31:32,834 --> 00:31:34,200 - YES, BOSS. 928 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,934 - SHE HAILS FROM LENOX HILL HOSPITAL 929 00:31:36,934 --> 00:31:39,200 IN NEW YORK CITY... 930 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,000 WEIGHING IN AT 4 POUNDS, 12 OUNCES... 931 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,200 AND AN ASTOUNDING 18 INCHES LONG... 932 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,066 SHE'S LONG, SHE'S LEAN... [laughter] 933 00:31:51,066 --> 00:31:54,667 SHE'S TINY AND TOUGH... [giggles] 934 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:58,600 OUR CHICKPEA, OUR LITTLE PEANUT, OUR BURRITO, 935 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,600 OUR LITTLE SHARK BITE-- - COME ON, GEEZ! 936 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:05,133 - THE UNDISPUTED BREAST-FEEDING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! 937 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:07,400 WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT! 938 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,166 BRYN "SKINNY GIRL" HOPPY! 939 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:14,200 [cheers, laughter, and applause] 940 00:32:17,033 --> 00:32:19,233 WHOO! - SHE'S ADORABLE! 941 00:32:19,233 --> 00:32:20,600 - LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT. 942 00:32:28,834 --> 00:32:30,500 [knocking] - COME IN! 943 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,100 - GOOD MORNING. - HI. 944 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,734 HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU? 945 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:35,066 HELLO. - MORNING, MAMA. 946 00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:36,400 - MORNING, DADDY. - I LIKE THE SHIRT. 947 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,867 - DADDY NUMBER TWO. 948 00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:39,200 - LOOK AT HER, LOOK AT THIS. 949 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,667 - SOMEBODY SMELLS GOOD. - UNBELIEVABLE! 950 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,266 - GRANDMA AND GRANDPA ARE HERE. 951 00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:44,767 - THERE'S OUR LITTLE PRECIOUS. 952 00:32:44,767 --> 00:32:46,467 - I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT SHE'S A GREAT SLEEPER, 953 00:32:46,467 --> 00:32:48,300 BECAUSE, LIKE, WE SCRE-- I'M GETTING A JACKHAMMER. 954 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,066 - [laughing] - 'CAUSE I WANNA 955 00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:51,533 SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. 956 00:32:51,533 --> 00:32:53,166 I WANT HER NEVER TO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH NOISE. 957 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,667 THIS ROOM IS A DISASTER. 958 00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:56,100 CHUCK'S COMING, AND WE'RE GONNA-- 959 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,100 TODAY'S THE DAY WE'RE GONNA ORGANIZE THIS ROOM. 960 00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,934 - WHEN IS CHUCKY BOY GETTING HERE? 961 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:02,133 - YOU BETTER GET--WE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT YOUR ARMPITS, 962 00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:04,800 AND ABOUT THE ROOM. - JASON'S ARMPITS! 963 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,333 - WELL, JASON HAS PROFUSE-- CHUCK USED TO HAVE-- 964 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,533 - NO-- - LET ME TALK. 965 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:10,433 CHUCK USED TO HAVE... - OH, EXCUSE ME, BOSS. 966 00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:11,867 - PROFUSE SWEATING ISSUES. 967 00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:13,767 CHUCK HAD PROFUSE SWEATING ARMPIT ISSUES, 968 00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:15,867 SO HE USED TO PUT PANTILINERS ON HIS ARMPITS. 969 00:33:15,867 --> 00:33:18,066 AND JASON... - I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. 970 00:33:18,066 --> 00:33:19,834 - YES, YOU DO. - NO, IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT. 971 00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:22,500 - EVERY TIME YOU PUT A SHIRT ON YOU HAVE A BIG, GIANT THING. 972 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,900 EVERY TIME. - ON ONE SIDE. 973 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,567 - OKAY. SO CHUCK TOLD HIM 974 00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:27,500 TO GET THIS NATURAL DEODORANT. - NATURAL DEODORANT. 975 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,000 - TO MAKE SURE IT'S THE-- AND FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS 976 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,233 TO DO IT, AND TO GIVE IT A COUPLE WEEKS. 977 00:33:30,233 --> 00:33:31,734 AND FOR A DAY, IT WAS WORKING. 978 00:33:31,734 --> 00:33:33,100 AND NOW JASON'S MAD, 'CAUSE HE'S WALKING AROUND 979 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,600 WITH HIS ARMPITS, LIKE, SCHVITZING. 980 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,166 - WHY NOT--LET'S--LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? 981 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:39,233 RATHER THAN MY... - ARMPITS? 982 00:33:39,233 --> 00:33:40,900 - SWEATING PROBLEM. [chuckles] 983 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,166 - OKAY. - YOU GUYS TALK, 984 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,467 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. 985 00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:45,700 - SO EXPLAIN TO ME... MY MOTHER CALL-- 986 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,066 YOU SPOKE TO MY MOTHER? 987 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:48,700 - WELL, WE CAME BACK TO YOUR APARTMENT, 988 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,767 WE WERE JUST STRAIGHTENING UP A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU, 989 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,400 AND THE PHONE RANG. 990 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,066 I SAID, "HELLO," AND SHE SAID, "IS BETHENNY THERE?" 991 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,800 AND SHE SAID, "THIS IS HER MOTHER CALLING." 992 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,533 I SAID, "SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW. 993 00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:03,667 SHE'S IN LABOR." AND SHE WAS VERY NICE-- 994 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,433 - LIKE, HOW LONG DID THE CONVERSATION GO ON? 995 00:34:05,433 --> 00:34:07,200 - I MUST'VE TALKED TO HER FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES. 996 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,467 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 997 00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:09,900 AND IT WAS NORMAL? SHE SOUNDED, LIKE-- 998 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,500 - AND I WAS TELLING HER A LITTLE BIT ABOUT JASON. 999 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,800 - THAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 1000 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,300 AND THAT YOU HAPPENED TO ANSWER THE PHONE 1001 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,600 AT THAT EXACT PHONE CALL, 1002 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,667 WHEN NO ONE EVER ANSWERS THE PHONE HERE. 1003 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:19,333 - NO, NO. - RIGHT, WE NEVER USE THE PHONE. 1004 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,934 - EVER. HOW WEIRD IS THAT? 1005 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:23,667 THAT MY MOTHER WOULD CALL ON THE DAY THAT I GO INTO LABOR, 1006 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:25,233 FIVE WEEKS EARLY. 1007 00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:27,033 IT'S JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO PUT ON A SHELF FOR THE MOMENT. 1008 00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,767 BECAUSE I JUST DON'T WANNA TARNISH ANY OF THIS, 1009 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,333 AND I WANT IT TO BE PURE... - NO, YOU SHOULD BE 1010 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,633 ENJOYING THIS MOMENT. - YES, I WANT IT TO BE PURE, 1011 00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:34,200 AND I WANT HER TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN I HAD. 1012 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,767 IT'S SAD, BUT I DON'T THINK EITHER OF MY PARENTS 1013 00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:38,834 EVER REALLY WANTED TO HAVE KIDS. 1014 00:34:38,834 --> 00:34:40,934 AND I DON'T THINK THEY EVER REALLY APPRECIATED 1015 00:34:40,934 --> 00:34:43,066 WHAT A GIFT IT IS TO HAVE A CHILD. 1016 00:34:43,066 --> 00:34:44,900 SO I DON'T WANNA-- - SOMEBODY'S PASSING GAS. 1017 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,700 - SHE'S JUST LIKE HER DADDY, PASSING THE GAS. 1018 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:49,967 - SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA INTRODUCE HER TO HER GRANDCHILD? 1019 00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:51,533 - I'M NOT SAYING I'M NOT GOING TO. 1020 00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:54,133 I'M NOT GOING TO NOW. NOW IT'S TOO PERFECT. 1021 00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:55,734 I DON'T WANT BRYN EXPOSED TO ANYTHING 1022 00:34:55,734 --> 00:34:57,433 THAT WAS IN MY PAST. 1023 00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,600 - I CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR THAT. 1024 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,300 AND YOU KNOW, ONE DAY YOU'LL DECIDE 1025 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,633 WHAT YOU REALLY FEEL YOU WANNA DO. 1026 00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:06,166 RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE HAVING SUCH A JOYOUS MOMENT, 1027 00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,834 ENJOY IT. 1028 00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:12,567 - [crying, wailing] - IT'S OKAY, RELAX, RELAX. 1029 00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:15,667 I KNOW, I KNOW. COME HERE. 1030 00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:17,667 YOU DON'T HAVE TO STRESS OUT LIKE THAT, 1031 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:21,000 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. IT'LL HAPPEN. 1032 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000 OH, MY GOD. [crying] 1033 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,900 BREASTFEEDING IS-- IT'S A TEDIOUS PROCESS. 1034 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,200 I'M SORRY. 1035 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,734 I PROMISE YOU THIS IS HEALTHY FOR YOU. 1036 00:35:29,734 --> 00:35:31,266 IT'S LIKE GETTING BLOOD FROM A STONE. 1037 00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:34,433 I'M SORRY. 1038 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:36,900 I'M SORRY. I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 1039 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:45,500 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 1040 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,867 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 1041 00:35:48,867 --> 00:35:50,567 JASON? [crying] 1042 00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,066 - WHAT'S WRONG? - SHE'S SO FRUSTRATED. 1043 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,200 SHE'S SO HUNGRY, AND IT'S LIKE, SHE CAN'T WA-- 1044 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,767 SHE CAN'T GET HER HANDS OUT OF THE WAY. 1045 00:35:55,767 --> 00:35:57,600 IT'S SO HARD FOR HER. - IT'S NOT THAT HARD, MAMA. 1046 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,266 COME HERE, YOU LITTLE-- - IT'S SO HARD, IT'S TERRIBLE. 1047 00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:02,066 - DON'T WORRY, MAMA, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 1048 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:03,700 - NO, I KNOW, I JUST WANT HER TO, YOU KNOW. 1049 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:05,633 THE THING IS, SHE CALMS DOWN-- - I KNOW, I FEEL FOR YOU. 1050 00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:07,500 - AND THEN SHE COMES OVER HERE, AND THEN SHE GETS UPSET AGAIN. 1051 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,700 - DON'T GET UPSET. SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY. 1052 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,934 - I KNOW, IT'S JUST THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER-- 1053 00:36:11,934 --> 00:36:13,567 - SO WHY DON'T WE GIVE IT, LIKE, TEN MORE MINUTES-- 1054 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,400 - AT THE MOST. - TRY ON THE BREAST. 1055 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,867 - THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO REMAIN CALM. 1056 00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:18,300 - AND THEN YOU PUMP. 1057 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:21,433 - IT'S SO DRAMATIC. - BUT IT'S DRAMATIC FOR ME. 1058 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:23,100 YOU GOT IT. - THERE WE GO. 1059 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:25,800 EVERYTHING'S GOOD. THIS IS A LOT OF WORK, HUH? 1060 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,333 - A LOT. - BUT IT'S WORTH IT. 1061 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,633 - ABSOLUTELY. - WHEN YOU LOOK AT 1062 00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:31,066 THAT LITTLE FACE. - ABSOLUTELY. 1063 00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:33,700 NO ONE EVER TOLD ANYONE THAT THIS WAS THIS HARD. 1064 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,367 - I THINK THAT'S WHY A LOT OF WOMEN DON'T DO IT. 1065 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:38,033 - I UNDERSTAND, 'CAUSE IT'S REALLY A LOT OF WORK. 1066 00:36:38,033 --> 00:36:40,133 - AND EVERYONE SAYS-- YEAH, EVERYONE GIVES UP. 1067 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:41,834 LOOK, IT DOES EVENTUALLY HAPPEN. - MM-HMM. 1068 00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:43,667 - SO YOU CAN'T GET FRUSTRATED AND GIVE UP. 1069 00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,333 - I KNOW. - LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO 1070 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:46,533 YOU WERE LIKE, "LET'S JUST PUMP," 1071 00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:47,633 AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN." 1072 00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:49,033 - OKAY. 1073 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:50,767 - JUST THE THINGS THAT WOMEN DON'T TELL YOU. 1074 00:36:50,767 --> 00:36:54,400 NO ONE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE THIS HARD. 1075 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,333 THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 1076 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:57,934 EVERYBODY LOVES EVERYBODY. 1077 00:36:57,934 --> 00:37:00,734 MOMMY LOVES EVERYBODY. 1078 00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:02,867 YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST DATE TODAY. YOU HAVE A BLIND DATE. 1079 00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:05,100 'CAUSE BOTH OF YOU ARE BLIND, AND YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWAYS. 1080 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:09,166 - HELLO, LOVEY! 1081 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,033 - THIS IS A BLIND DATE. 1082 00:37:11,033 --> 00:37:13,333 OKAY, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. - I'M SWEATING ON MY NOSE. 1083 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:14,867 - OKAY, GIVE THE BABY TO GINA 1084 00:37:14,867 --> 00:37:15,967 AND WALK OUTSIDE FOR FIVE MINUTES. 1085 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,200 I JUST WANNA DO SOMETHING. 1086 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,333 - COME HERE. - DO YOU REMEMBER MISS GINA? 1087 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:20,967 - SHE'S GONNA DIE, SHE'S SO SENTIMENTAL. 1088 00:37:20,967 --> 00:37:22,500 - SHE IS. - SHE'S GONNA DIE. 1089 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,767 - SHOULD I BRING HER IN? - YOU CAN HAVE HER COME IN. 1090 00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:26,633 - I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, MAMA. 1091 00:37:26,633 --> 00:37:28,633 - [gasps] OH! 1092 00:37:28,633 --> 00:37:30,066 - THEY'RE WEARING... - MY GOD! 1093 00:37:30,066 --> 00:37:32,500 I CAN'T EVEN TAKE IT! OH, MY GOD! 1094 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,834 LOOK AT YOU, MATCHING YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 1095 00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:36,033 - HOW CUTE IS THAT? 1096 00:37:36,033 --> 00:37:37,400 - THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. 1097 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,567 I CAN'T-- - HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DADDY. 1098 00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:40,266 - I CAN'T TAKE IT. 1099 00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:42,333 - HIS MAMA IS ONE HOT MAMA, SO WE HAVE TO WATCH JAKEY. 1100 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,834 WE HAVE TO WATCH JAKE-- - AND HIS FATHER. 1101 00:37:44,834 --> 00:37:46,233 - UH-HUH, UH-HUH. - DON'T EVEN. 1102 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:48,500 - LISTEN, HE'S WELL-TAKEN CARE OF IN HERE. 1103 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,233 [laughing] - IS HE REALLY? 1104 00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:51,800 CAN YOU TELL WHEN THEY'RE THAT LITTLE? 1105 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,033 - STRONG AND LONG. 1106 00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:54,900 WAS THAT ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS PETER ASKED? 1107 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,934 - NO, IT'S ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I WANTED TO SEE. 1108 00:37:56,934 --> 00:37:58,100 [laughing] - REALLY? 1109 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,066 - YEAH. HE'S GOT GOOD EQUIPMENT, RIGHT? 1110 00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:01,834 - THE MAGIC STICK. WE'RE DISGUSTING. 1111 00:38:01,834 --> 00:38:03,233 THIS IS WHERE WE ARE. - [giggles] 1112 00:38:03,233 --> 00:38:04,900 - THIS IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1113 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:07,166 HE'S REALLY CUTE. - GET A SMILE AT YOU. 1114 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,834 - HE TURNS FOR THE CAMERA. - HI. 1115 00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:11,066 [camera clicks] [giggles] 1116 00:38:11,066 --> 00:38:14,834 - [crying] - YOU'RE BREAKING MOMMY'S HEART. 1117 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,266 YOU'RE BREAKING-- 1118 00:38:16,266 --> 00:38:19,033 I GOT HIM--YOU KNOW, HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS 1119 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,533 ABOUT HIS FIRST DATE AND ALL. - I KNOW. 1120 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,800 - IS EVERYBODY CALM? I MEAN, THIS IS BRYN. 1121 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,233 [crying] OH, NO! 1122 00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,834 - [laughing] - OH, MY GOD! 1123 00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:31,100 IT'S ME--NO, NO, IT'S THE DATE, IT'S THE DATE. 1124 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,033 LISTEN, HERE'S THE THING... - IT'S NOT THE DATE. 1125 00:38:33,033 --> 00:38:34,767 - HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. 1126 00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:37,734 - OH! BUT SHE LIKES HIM! - HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. 1127 00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:43,567 - HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, DOING THIS? 1128 00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:45,567 LIKE, DO PEOPLE STROLL A LOT? 1129 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:46,767 - I MEAN, I THINK SO. 1130 00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:48,266 I FEEL LIKE SHE'S YOUNG, THOUGH. 1131 00:38:48,266 --> 00:38:50,767 I DON'T THINK THAT PEOPLE GO OUT A LOT IN THE BEGINNING, BUT. 1132 00:38:50,767 --> 00:38:52,100 - NO, NOW SHE HAS TO GET HER SHOTS. 1133 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,467 SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN PUBLIC, 1134 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:54,600 SHE CAN'T GO TO NIGHT CLUBS, 1135 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,200 SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1136 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,266 SHE CAN ONLY DO WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW. 1137 00:38:58,266 --> 00:38:59,967 - YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS A VERY GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD 1138 00:38:59,967 --> 00:39:01,500 IN MANHATTAN FOR KIDS, I THINK. 1139 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:04,100 IT FEELS MUCH LESS CONGESTED DOWNTOWN, I THINK. 1140 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,867 - OH, THEN--YEAH. - IT'S, LIKE, NICE. 1141 00:39:05,867 --> 00:39:07,934 - BUT THE ONLY THING IS-- YEAH, WHIPPING OUT THE BOOB 1142 00:39:07,934 --> 00:39:09,767 IS NOT SOMETHING I WANNA DO IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 1143 00:39:09,767 --> 00:39:11,367 - I THINK THERE ARE WEIRD PLACES. 1144 00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:12,967 I SEE A LOT OF BREASTFEEDING ON THE SUBWAY IN NEW YORK, 1145 00:39:12,967 --> 00:39:14,000 WHICH I COULD DO WITHOUT. 1146 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,533 - OH, MY GOD. REALLY? 1147 00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:17,533 - I SEE UPSIDE-DOWN HAIRBRUSHING ON THE SUBWAY, 1148 00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:19,967 I SEE TOOTH-FLOSSING, AND I SEE BREASTFEEDING. 1149 00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:21,300 - REALLY? - UGH. 1150 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,734 SO ARE YOU ANXIOUS ABOUT WHAT'S COMING UP? 1151 00:39:23,734 --> 00:39:25,266 - I'M FREAKED OUT. BECAUSE I CAN'T... 1152 00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:27,734 I CAN'T--IT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T-- 1153 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,734 YOU DON'T DECIDE WHEN SHE WANTS TO EAT. 1154 00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:31,333 BREASTFEEDING IS ON DEMAND. 1155 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:34,033 SO IF I TELL SOMEONE I'M GONNA BE SOMEWHERE AT 1:30, 1156 00:39:34,033 --> 00:39:35,800 AND SHE DECIDES SHE WANTS TO EAT AT 1:20, 1157 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,500 IT'S LIKE, I'M LATE. I'M NOT SHOWING UP. 1158 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,133 THIS IS SO NICE. - IT IS VERY. 1159 00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:40,834 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS, LIKE, ONE BLOCK AWAY 1160 00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:42,333 FROM MY HOUSE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE YET. 1161 00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:44,266 OH, LOOK, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 1162 00:39:44,266 --> 00:39:47,100 AND WE CAN JUST RELAX. LIKE, I CAN BRING A BOOK. 1163 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,934 - I MEAN, HONESTLY, IN A PINCH, 1164 00:39:48,934 --> 00:39:50,700 YOU COULD WHIP THE BOOB OUT HERE. 1165 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:53,500 - WELL...I COULD. 1166 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,066 I DIDN'T WEAR THE RIGHT WHIP THE BOOB OUT SHIRT, 1167 00:39:55,066 --> 00:39:56,467 THERE ARE-- - NO, BUT LIKE, IF YOU REALLY 1168 00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:57,767 GOT STUCK OUTTA YOUR HOUSE, 1169 00:39:57,767 --> 00:39:59,767 AND YOU HAD TO, EVEN THOUGH THIS IS PUBLIC, 1170 00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:01,300 IT'S SORT OF PRIVATE, FOR PUBLIC. 1171 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:02,867 - YEAH, THIS WOULD BE A LITTLE BIZARRE. 1172 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,967 BUT I WOULD DO IT. IF THERE WERE AN EMERGENCY, 1173 00:40:04,967 --> 00:40:09,900 AND MY BABY WAS SCREAMING, AND A ROBBER STOLE THE BOTTLE... 1174 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,433 THEN MAYBE I WOULD DO IT. 1175 00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:13,567 OF COURSE I WOULD DO IT, THE BABY COMES FIRST. 1176 00:40:13,567 --> 00:40:15,467 BUT I JUST--I DON'T THINK I'M WHIPPING OUT MY RACK 1177 00:40:15,467 --> 00:40:16,834 ON THE WEST SIDE HIGHWAY. 1178 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:18,233 - IT'S JUST LIKE [bleep] [indistinct]. 1179 00:40:18,233 --> 00:40:21,033 - HI, QUESTION WAS, WHEN DO WE STOP CURSING? 1180 00:40:21,033 --> 00:40:23,300 - [bleep] TOMORROW. - NO, SERIOUSLY. 1181 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,967 WE CAN'T CUR-- WHEN DO YOU STOP CURSING? 1182 00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:26,500 IT'S PROBABLY WRONG. 1183 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,266 SHE CAN'T HEAR CURSES NOW, RIGHT? 1184 00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,333 - MAYBE WHEN SHE'S A YEAR. - I'M STOPPING RIGHT NOW, 1185 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,767 CURSING IN FRONT OF HER, IT'S OVER. 1186 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:33,600 "BALLS" ISN'T REALLY A CURSE, BUT IT'S OVER. 1187 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,367 IT'S NOW OVER. I'M STOPPING. 1188 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,133 COMING UP ON LOST FOOTAGE... 1189 00:40:37,133 --> 00:40:39,734 - THIS IS YOUR INTERIOR DESIGNER CHUCK. 1190 00:40:39,734 --> 00:40:42,266 - YOU ARE MY TINIEST CLIENT. 1191 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,033 - YOU'RE STRONG, CHUCK. - HEH, LIKE A BULL. 1192 00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:03,633 - [chuckles] 1193 00:41:03,633 --> 00:41:07,000 - UNTIL NOW, THE ROOM WAS A PICTURE IN MY HEAD 1194 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,500 AND A BLANK CANVAS, AND NOW IT COMES TO LIFE. 1195 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,567 - WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, JASON, IS MOVE THAT SOFA 1196 00:41:11,567 --> 00:41:14,066 A LITTLE BIT TIGHTER TO THIS WALL. 1197 00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:16,100 - OKAY, DO YOU LIKE THOSE LITTLE DIAPER BINS? 1198 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,934 LOOK AT THE LITTLE BOOTIE IN THE BACK. 1199 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,567 - HOW CUTE. - [chuckles] 1200 00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:22,233 BETHENNY PICKED OUT EVERYTHING FOR THE ROOM, 1201 00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:25,333 BUT I'M SO EXCITED TO SURPRISE HER WITH THE FINISHED PRODUCT. 1202 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:28,367 - THIS IS YOUR INTERIOR DESIGNER CHUCK, WHO YOU KNOW. 1203 00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:30,367 - YOU ARE MY TINIEST CLIENT. 1204 00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:32,767 - SO WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO MOMMY TO FEED, 1205 00:41:32,767 --> 00:41:35,767 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA COME BACK AND SEE YOUR NEW ROOM. 1206 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:38,767 OH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL ASSEMBLED, HUH? 1207 00:41:38,767 --> 00:41:41,233 - YEAH, IT'S ALL ASSEMBLED, IT'S JUST A LITTLE [indistinct]. 1208 00:41:41,233 --> 00:41:44,467 - YOU GOT THAT OTHER ONE? - I'LL GET THIS ONE. 1209 00:41:44,467 --> 00:41:46,066 - SO DO YOU LIKE THE COLOR, JASON? 1210 00:41:46,066 --> 00:41:47,600 - I LOVE IT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - I LOVE IT TOO. 1211 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,233 I LOVE IT. - TELL HIM WHAT I TOLD YOU. 1212 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:50,600 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH A SCREW, 1213 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,900 WHEN YOU TIGHTEN A SCREW? - NO. 1214 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,233 - HE TAUGHT ME RIGHTY, TIGHTY, LEFTY, LOOSEY. 1215 00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:55,900 - STAY AWAY FROM THOSE LEFTY GIRLS. 1216 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,100 [laughing] 1217 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,900 THAT'S REALLY FOR YOUR BENEFIT, MAN. 1218 00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,033 - RIGHT. 1219 00:42:00,033 --> 00:42:02,700 - CRIB GOES CENTERED ON THAT WALL. 1220 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,166 WE'LL PUT IT ON TOP OF THIS. 1221 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,800 - SMELLS LIKE SOME SERIOUS DUDE SWEAT IN HERE, DOESN'T IT? 1222 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,834 [laughing] - IT'S NOT ME. 1223 00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:13,500 LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS. 1224 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,066 LOOK AT. LOOK AT THIS. 1225 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,333 BY THE WAY, YOU TOLD BETHENNY THIS NATURAL DEODORANT. 1226 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:20,467 - RIGHT, ARE YOU USING IT? - I USED IT. 1227 00:42:20,467 --> 00:42:22,000 - YEAH. - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. 1228 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,200 LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU'RE NOT TOO GOOD EITHER. 1229 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,533 - IT NORMALLY WORKS FOR ME. 1230 00:42:25,533 --> 00:42:27,467 YOU HAVE NO IDEA, MY SWEATING ISSUES. 1231 00:42:27,467 --> 00:42:30,000 I USED TO WEAR PANTILINERS IN MY SHIRT. 1232 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,200 - [laughing] - GOOD JOB, GUYS. 1233 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,633 - HEY, GO GET 'EM. GO GET YOUR BRIDE. 1234 00:42:34,633 --> 00:42:36,567 - GROUP HUG, GOOD JOB. - GO GET YOUR LOVELY BRIDE. 1235 00:42:36,567 --> 00:42:37,967 - THANKS, GUYS. - ALL RIGHT. 1236 00:42:37,967 --> 00:42:39,467 - IT WAS PRETTY COOL TO SEE ALL THE MEN 1237 00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:41,900 GETTING THIS LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM READY FOR HER. 1238 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:47,100 ON THE COUNT OF THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. 1239 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:52,133 - OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 1240 00:42:52,133 --> 00:42:55,333 I LOVE IT! - IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT? 1241 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:57,033 - OH, MY GOD! IT'S THE CUTEST THING! 1242 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:59,400 AND THIS HAPPENED IN WHAT, 45 MINUTES. 1243 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,967 - YEAH. HEY, WE WERE WORKING. 1244 00:43:00,967 --> 00:43:03,367 - COOKIE, COME LOOK, BABY. LOOK AT THE BABY'S ROOM. 1245 00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:06,667 BRYN'S ROOM IS BEAUTIFUL. IT WAS SO PERFECT. 1246 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,700 IT WAS LIKE A LULLABY. 1247 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:10,000 - THIS IS YOUR NEW ROOM. 1248 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,233 I KNOW YOU'RE SLEEPING, BUT YOU'LL PEEK LATER. 1249 00:43:12,233 --> 00:43:13,700 - BEING A MOTHER IS, 1250 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:15,600 IT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 1251 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,900 AND I CAN NEVER EVER EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN IT, 1252 00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:20,233 BECAUSE THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR WHAT IT IS. 1253 00:43:29,667 --> 00:43:31,133 LIFE IS AN AMAZING THING. 1254 00:43:31,133 --> 00:43:32,500 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU, 1255 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,100 OR HOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET THERE. 1256 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,333 OH, MY GOD! 1257 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,100 I HAD THE MOST INCREDIBLE YEAR 1258 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,834 WITH A BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND, A BRAND NEW BABY... 1259 00:43:40,834 --> 00:43:43,033 - I HAVE THREE GIRLS I'M IN LOVE WITH. 1260 00:43:43,033 --> 00:43:44,567 YOU, COOKIE, AND MOMMY. 1261 00:43:44,567 --> 00:43:46,133 - AND AN UNSTOPPABLE CAREER. 1262 00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:47,600 HOW INAPPROPRIATE IS THIS? 1263 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,567 SELLING BOOZE, SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT. 1264 00:43:50,567 --> 00:43:52,533 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS... 1265 00:43:52,533 --> 00:43:54,400 TO NEW BEGINNINGS. [glasses clink] 1266 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,633 BUT THE WAY IT'S GOING... - I LOVE YOU. 1267 00:43:57,633 --> 00:43:59,500 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 1268 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,300 - FOR MORE BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED? 1269 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,900 VISIT BRAVOTV.COM. 1270 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:08,900 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com