1 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:05,066 - LAST SEASON ON BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED... 2 00:00:05,066 --> 00:00:06,700 - HOW YOU DOIN'? 3 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:08,066 - HOW YOU DOING? - I MEAN, REALLY. 4 00:00:08,066 --> 00:00:09,667 - YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? - YEAH. 5 00:00:09,667 --> 00:00:10,734 - BRING IT ON. 6 00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:13,133 I MISS YOU! 7 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:15,000 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,500 AND LEWD, LEWD LANGUAGE? 9 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:20,000 - I CERTAINLY ENGAGE IN IT IN MY NON-INTERVIEW CAREER. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,333 - EXCELLENT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 11 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,834 WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 12 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:24,500 YOU'RE MY INTERN, AND YOU'RE IN HERE 13 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,834 GETTING A MASSAGE, AND PEOPLE ARE IN THE WAITING ROOM 14 00:00:25,834 --> 00:00:27,266 WAITING TO GET MASSAGES. 15 00:00:27,266 --> 00:00:28,767 HAVE YOU PLANNED A WEDDING IN FOUR WEEKS? 16 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,667 - I'VE--I THINK I'VE PLANNED ONE IN TWO MONTHS. 17 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,233 - BABY, THE GAME'S ON. 18 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,533 - I'M SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT, AND I'M PLANNING THIS THING, 19 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:36,000 AND YOU HAVE BEEN M.I.A. 20 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,100 - IN YOUR FAMILY, WHO WILL BE PRESENT? 21 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,500 - NO ONE. - OKAY. 22 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,367 - YOU OKAY, MOMMY? 23 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:42,500 - I'M JUST EMOTIONAL. 24 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,400 - I COULD CRY. - AW. 25 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,700 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - OH, YOU'RE SO WELCOME. 26 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,100 - I FINALLY HAVE A DAUGHTER. 27 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:49,600 - OH, MY GOD, BETHENNY, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? 28 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,467 - SHH, SHH. 29 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,667 [orchestral music] 30 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:55,066 - WOW. 31 00:00:55,066 --> 00:00:56,600 - I DO. [cheers and applause] 32 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,300 OOH. 33 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,400 - YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS. 34 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,233 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 35 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:04,700 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE BASSINETTE. 36 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,266 YOU GUYS DIDN'T PACK IT? - NO, WE ALREADY DISCUSSED IT. 37 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,900 WE WERE BRINGING THE PACK 'N PLAY. 38 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,066 - WHO'S "WE?" WHO'S "WE DISCUSSED IT?" 39 00:01:10,066 --> 00:01:12,266 - ME--COOKIE AND I HAD A LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT IT. 40 00:01:12,266 --> 00:01:14,834 EVERY PIECE OF STUFF THIS SIDE OF THE MASON-DIXON 41 00:01:14,834 --> 00:01:16,133 WAS IN THAT DAMN CAR... 42 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,367 BUT YET, IT WASN'T. 43 00:01:17,367 --> 00:01:19,300 I'M THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 44 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,200 I'M SO HAPPY. 45 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,667 AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE SUCH GOOD FORTUNE. 46 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:28,233 - CHEERS. - CHEERS, EVERYBODY. 47 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:31,233 [camera clicks] [upbeat music] 48 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:37,233 ♪♪ ♪♪ 49 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,500 [dogs whimpering] 50 00:01:54,734 --> 00:01:57,900 - YOU'RE A MOM NOW, LOOK IT. - I LOVE IT. 51 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,734 I LOVE IT. - YOU ARE--LOOK IT, 52 00:01:59,734 --> 00:02:01,100 YOU ARE ONE OF THESE WOMEN NOW. 53 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,433 - I LOVE IT. 54 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:04,066 - YOU LOVE IT? - YEAH. 55 00:02:04,066 --> 00:02:06,200 I'M SO CONSUMED WITH BEING A GOOD MOTHER, 56 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,500 BUT I'M STILL A NEWLYWED. 57 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,867 I MEAN, IT'S HARD TO EVEN SEPARATE 58 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,567 BEING A NEWLYWED FROM BEING A MOM, 59 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:13,000 FROM BEING A BUSINESS PERSON. 60 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 I REALLY HOPE I CAN DO ALL THIS 61 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,633 AND BE GREAT AT EVERYTHING. 62 00:02:16,633 --> 00:02:19,233 IT'S HARD. I ADMIT, IT'S HARD. 63 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:21,900 I'M SO TIRED. - YOUR 40TH IS COMING UP, HUH? 64 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,333 - I KNOW. - YOU EXCITED? 65 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,033 - I'LL BE--I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF TORMENT 66 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:28,900 WITH MY AGE AND A SECOND BABY. 67 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,367 - SO WHAT IS IT, YOU'RE NOT SURE 68 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,867 IF YOU WANT A SECOND ONE, 69 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:33,867 AND THEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR TIME'S TICKING? 70 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:35,633 - IT'S NOT THAT I DEFINITELY WANNA HAVE TWO, 71 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,433 BUT I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE'S SO SWEET, 72 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:39,767 AND IT'S SUCH A-- I LOVE THE BABY STAGE. 73 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:41,266 AND SO I COULD SEE HAVING ANOTHER ONE. 74 00:02:41,266 --> 00:02:43,233 IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE BALANCING IT ALL. 75 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:45,467 - I DON'T WANT US TO WAKE UP ONE DAY AND SAY, 76 00:02:45,467 --> 00:02:47,133 "WE SHOULD'VE HAD MORE." - "WE SHOULD'VE HAD TWO." 77 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:48,600 I HEAR YOU, I GET IT. I REALLY DO. 78 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,000 - LISTEN, WE DID A LOT IN A YEAR. 79 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,033 - WE'RE STILL NEWLYWEDS AND I FEEL LIKE WE'RE NOT. 80 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:55,934 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE MORE FOCUSED ON THE BABY. 81 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,200 - REALLY? - AND NOT REALLY-- 82 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,700 I DON'T FEEL LIKE A NEWLYWED. - I DO. 83 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,867 - I'M GOOD WITH IT, I'M JUST SAYING-- 84 00:02:59,867 --> 00:03:00,834 YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE A NEWLYWED? 85 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:02,467 - YEAH. - YOU DO? 86 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:03,533 - OF COURSE. 87 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,400 I WANNA CHASE YOU AROUND THE BED. 88 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,467 AROUND THE APARTMENT. 89 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:09,967 - YOU DO? - ALL THE TIME. 90 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:13,667 - I'M A MOM, I'M A NEWLYWED, I'M A BUSINESS PERSON-- 91 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,633 JUST LIKE A REAL ROLLER COASTER. 92 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:18,066 AND I FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE I'M STRETCHED. 93 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:19,467 I NEED TO KINDA GET YOU UP TO SPEED 94 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,867 ON WHAT'S GOING ON WITH SKINNYGIRL. 95 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:23,367 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 96 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:25,300 - HERE'S WHAT'S GOING ON. I'M REALLY FRUSTRATED 97 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,800 BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING EMAILS, AND TWEETS, 98 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,400 AND FACEBOOK MESSAGES... "I CAN'T FIND THE PRODUCT." 99 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,266 EVERY TIME I GO TO THE STORE, THEY'RE SOLD OUT. 100 00:03:32,266 --> 00:03:35,033 I KNOW YOU'RE WORKING, BUT-- - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 101 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:36,834 - I NEED YOU TO, LIKE, FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. 102 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:38,967 I WANNA FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE PRODUCTION, 103 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:40,266 WHY IT'S TAKING SO LONG. 104 00:03:40,266 --> 00:03:41,800 JASON'S REALLY GREAT AT BUSINESS. 105 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,533 AND HE'S REALLY PASSIONATE 106 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:46,567 ABOUT WHATEVER HE DOES AND WHATEVER I'M DOING. 107 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:49,567 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I TRUST HIM. 108 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,767 I GOT IT, I GOT IT. - EVERYBODY'S HOME. 109 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:58,467 - [sighs] RELAX, RELAX, RELAX. 110 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:06,667 OKAY...LAY DOWN. 111 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,100 WHAT NOW? 112 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:12,533 WE JUST WENT FOR A WALK, WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED? 113 00:04:12,533 --> 00:04:16,300 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SKINNYGIRL THING? 114 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,166 - I MEAN, I HAVE A FULL-TIME JOB. 115 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,700 BUT I COULD... - I KNOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE 116 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:21,800 IT'D BE SOMETHING YOU'D BE REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT. 117 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,900 - I DON'T WANT OUR RELATIONSHIP TO BE ALL WORK 118 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,834 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BUTT HEADS. 119 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:27,934 IF I WORK WITH YOU-- - THAT'S THE OTHER THING-- 120 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,367 - BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD BE-- 121 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:30,633 WITH YOU, NOT FOR YOU. 122 00:04:30,633 --> 00:04:32,300 IT'S GOING TO BE TIMES 123 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,100 WHERE I AM LIKE, "ENOUGH BETHENNY TODAY." 124 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,934 - ALL RIGHT, WELL I NEED SOMEBODY 125 00:04:36,934 --> 00:04:38,934 TO GET THEIR ASS WHUPPED ABOUT THIS BOTTLE THING. 126 00:04:38,934 --> 00:04:41,633 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT BRYN'S COLLEGE MONEY, 127 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:43,133 A LOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS ARE JUST-- 128 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:44,333 WE'RE JUST LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE 129 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:45,834 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PRODUCING FAST ENOUGH. 130 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:47,300 AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THEIR ASS KICKED. 131 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:51,266 - WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR OUR--FOR BRYN'S COLLEGE, 132 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:53,400 FOR OUR FUTURE, FOR OUR RETIREMENT. 133 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,433 I MEAN, THESE ARE BIG-- THESE ARE GROWN-UP THINGS. 134 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,100 - DON'T I NEED A WILL? - YEAH, I HAVE A WILL, 135 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,367 BUT I NEED TO CHANGE IT. 136 00:04:58,367 --> 00:04:59,800 - DON'T I NEED A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY? 137 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,834 DO I HAVE THAT? - YEAH. 138 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:01,934 WE NEED ALL THESE THINGS. 139 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,300 - WHEN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 140 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:04,800 RIGHT NOW. GOD FORBID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO ME, 141 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,300 WHERE WOULD EVERYTHING GO? 142 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,033 - PROBABLY BRYN, BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR...BLOOD. 143 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,433 - OH, GOOD, ALL RIGHT. 144 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:11,500 IT'S NOT GOING TO YOU TO, LIKE, SPEND ON SOME NEW HO. 145 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,600 SOME YOUNG HO. - [chuckles] 146 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,200 [Cookie barks] 147 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,667 - LIKE, NOW I'M MAD. 148 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:20,166 RIGHT, LIKE, WHILE WE'RE ON THIS TOPIC, 149 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,800 LIKE, I WANT IT IN WRITING, LIKE, IF I CROAK, 150 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,266 LIKE, WHAT'S-- HOW LONG--WHAT'S THE-- 151 00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:26,133 HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO MOURN, AND BE MISERABLE, 152 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:27,600 AND WALK AROUND WEARING ALL BLACK, 153 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,734 AND CRYING WITH, LIKE, BLACK HOLES AND CAVITIES 154 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:31,567 AROUND YOUR EYEBALLS BEFORE-- - [chuckles] 155 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,266 HOW LONG WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT? 156 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,934 - LOOK AT HOW HAPPY YOU-- I'M ALREADY DEAD 157 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,433 AND YOU'RE SO EXCITED. YOU'RE ALREADY DATING 158 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:38,300 SOME BLONDE, YOUNG, [bleep] LOSER 159 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,333 WHO'S 23 YEARS OLD. 160 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:41,900 IN, LIKE, A PINK CARDIGAN. 161 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,367 [bleep]HOLE. 162 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:47,300 - LET ME FLIP THE QUESTION. 163 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,600 HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT? 164 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,166 - I'M GONNA BE ALONE THE REST OF MY LIFE. 165 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:52,066 I WOULD WAIT FOREVER. I'D BE, LIKE, NOTHING. 166 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:53,867 I'M GONNA BE MARRIED TO, LIKE, THE JOB. 167 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:55,233 I'LL BE, LIKE, SOME POWER BITCH 168 00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:57,800 THAT AT LEAST DID GET MARRIED SO I COULD SAY I DID. 169 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,767 SO EVERYONE COULD KNOW... - TWICE, TWICE. 170 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:01,233 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 171 00:06:01,233 --> 00:06:02,667 SPARE ME THE DETAILS. - [chuckles] 172 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,567 YOU FORGOT ABOUT THOSE? - I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 173 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:07,000 MARRIAGE ONE. 174 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,467 - WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD A BABY-- 175 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:09,767 - I'M, LIKE, SO AGGRAVATED AT YOU RIGHT NOW. 176 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:12,266 - WHY, FOR WHEN YOU DIE AND I MOVE ON? 177 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:13,967 - I'M NOT LEAVING YOU ONE [bleep] DIME 178 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:15,133 WITH THAT WHORE. 179 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,300 OKAY, THERE'S NO WAY. NOT A DIME. 180 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,200 I WOULD PROBABLY WAIT A VERY LONG TIME. 181 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,567 I WOULD WAIT A WHILE. 182 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,333 I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING I WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH 183 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,467 SOME YOUNG POOL BOY. I MEAN, LISTEN, I'M ONLY HUMAN. 184 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,000 - WE'RE GONNA DIE TOGETHER, HOW'S THAT? 185 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,100 - SO WE'LL BE BURIED IN A SPOONING POSITION. 186 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,300 - AND THEN BRYN WOULD BE LIKE, 187 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,867 "THANK GOD, THEY'RE OUTTA HERE." 188 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:33,667 I MEAN... - NO, BE NICE. 189 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,333 I LOVE YOU. 190 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,867 - WHY ARE WE THINKING ABOUT DEATH? 191 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:40,400 LIKE...WE JUST STARTED THIS. - 'CAUSE WE'RE MORBID. 192 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,433 - THIS LIFE OF OURS. - I KNOW. 193 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:44,667 - I LOVE YOU. MM. 194 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,800 - MM! 195 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,633 PINK CARDIGAN MY ASS. - [laughing] 196 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:50,800 - IT'S OVER. 197 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:03,567 HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO, HI, BETHENNY. 198 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:04,667 HOW ARE YOU, HONEY? - GOOD. 199 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,200 NICE TO SEE YOU. 200 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,467 - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. - AND THIS IS LAUREN. 201 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:08,934 both: HI, HOW ARE YOU? 202 00:07:08,934 --> 00:07:11,166 - I'VE NEVER BEEN PROPERLY FITTED FOR A BRA. 203 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:13,133 BUT THE TRUTH IS, I'VE BEEN PREGNANT, 204 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,367 I'VE HAD A BABY, I'VE BREASTFED. 205 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:17,834 IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME TO LEASH THE HOUNDS. 206 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:19,600 - SO HOW ARE YOUR BOOBS DOING? 207 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,700 YOU NEED HELP? - HOW ARE THEY DOING 208 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,066 ASIDE FROM THE BRA, OR...? - YEAH. 209 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,367 - BECAUSE I COULD ASK THEM. 210 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,600 YEAH, EVERYTHING IS GOOD, I THINK. 211 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,967 I THINK THEY'RE DOING FINE. 212 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,233 BUT YEAH, I KNOW THAT THIS BRA DOESN'T FIT. 213 00:07:27,233 --> 00:07:29,266 - HAVE TO GO SOMEPLACE WHERE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT BRAS. 214 00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:31,066 WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU UP. - AWESOME. 215 00:07:31,066 --> 00:07:33,033 SO I COULD BE, LIKE, A TRIPLE D AND NOT KNOW IT. 216 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:34,467 TAKE A GUESS. LOOK AT ME FIRST. 217 00:07:34,467 --> 00:07:36,066 - AN F. - SHE'S BIGGER THAN AN F. 218 00:07:36,066 --> 00:07:37,967 - YOU ARE AN F. - NO, I'M NOT! 219 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:39,500 - YOU'RE AN F. - NO, YOU'RE DEFINITELY BIGGER. 220 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,600 - NO, YOU'RE AN F. - LOOK AT THESE! 221 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,066 THESE ARE AN F. - I'M NOT AN F. 222 00:07:42,066 --> 00:07:43,133 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? 223 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,266 - HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA MAKE A BET? 224 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:45,567 - I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING. - OKAY. 225 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:47,967 - WELL, FIRST OF ALL... - HOLD ON, LET THE WOMAN SPEAK. 226 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,467 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE SOMEONE 227 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:50,867 TALKED ABOUT HOW BIG MY BOOBS WERE, 228 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:53,433 BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T SOME JEWISH LADY NAMED LINDA 229 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:54,633 ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE. 230 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:56,033 - HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET? READY? 231 00:07:56,033 --> 00:07:57,400 - I HAVE A SMALL BACK, I KNOW THIS. 232 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,233 - 30 OR 32, G! - NO, SHE'S A-- 233 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:00,934 - LET THE WOMAN SPEAK! - NO! 234 00:08:00,934 --> 00:08:02,300 - NO, NO, NO, IT DEPENDS ON THE BRA. 235 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,667 SHE'S EITHER A 30-G OR A 32-F. 236 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:06,000 - HOLD ON. - TOLD YOU! 237 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,300 - BUT HOW IS THIS AN F? 238 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,200 - F IS FOR FABULOUS. 239 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,433 - NO, YOU'RE A G. - F IS FABULOUS. 240 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,300 - I GUARANTEE YOU, YOU'RE A G. 241 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:15,533 - WE'LL HAVE A TIT-OFF, THEN WE'LL DECIDE, ALL RIGHT. 242 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,367 - LET'S PUT YOU IN SOME FABULOUS BRA, AND GET YOU-- 243 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:19,000 YOUR BOOB-- THIS BRA IS-- 244 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,066 - I'M HANGING OVER THE SHELF. - BAD, YEAH, IT'S REALLY BAD. 245 00:08:21,066 --> 00:08:22,967 - THROW EVERYTHING AWAY WHEN I GET HOME; IT'S OVER? 246 00:08:22,967 --> 00:08:24,633 - YEAH, IT'S NOT THE SIZE WE'RE SAYING. 247 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:26,567 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU REALLY ARE. - WHAT SIZE ARE YOU, MY DEAR? 248 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:27,834 - 32-DD. 249 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:29,500 SEE, BUT MINE LOOK LIKE HERS. 250 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,834 - YOU HAVE BOOB DELUSION. 251 00:08:30,834 --> 00:08:32,400 YOU HAVE, LIKE, BOOBY DYSMORPHIA. 252 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,166 - WELL, HELLO! - YOU HAVE BOOBY DYSMORPHIA. 253 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,834 - YOU HAVE BOOBY DYSMORPHIA! 254 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,200 - NO, YOU THINK YOU'RE, LIKE, AN A. 255 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,834 AND IT'S, LIKE, NOT AN-- NOT REAL. 256 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:43,467 OH, MY GOD! THIS IS SO SEXY! 257 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,867 - HOLY-- WHAT IS IT? 258 00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:47,033 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 259 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:49,333 HOLY--THEY LOOK UNBELIEVABLE! 260 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,033 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON OPRAH! 261 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:53,166 THIS IS A LIFE-CHANGER! - YES! 262 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,767 - WELL, THIS IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF BRA. 263 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,066 THIS IS THE KINDA BRA YOU'RE GONNA WEAR 264 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:57,333 WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND. 265 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,667 - WHAT, WHEN YOU WANNA GET LAID OR PAID? 266 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:00,533 - SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED 267 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:01,133 - SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO BE ON PLAYBOY. 268 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,400 WHERE'S HUGH? - DO YOU HAVE A WHIP 269 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,834 THAT GOES WITH THIS, BY ANY CHANCE? 270 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:07,300 - EH, NO. BUT THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 271 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:11,066 - THAT'S--THAT'S-- THAT'S A GOOD LOOK. 272 00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:12,367 - YOU'RE MEASURING A 30 NOW. 273 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,033 ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET YOU A BRA. 274 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:15,600 - JASON'S MOM HAS TO COME IN HERE. 275 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,800 YOU KNOW, IN HAZLETON, THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE BRAS. 276 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,800 BUT BY THE WAY, I'M GOING THERE THIS WEEKEND. 277 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,467 - TO VISIT HIS PARENTS. - ARE YOU REALLY? 278 00:09:22,467 --> 00:09:24,333 - YES. JASON SEES HIS PARENTS EVERY TWO WEEKS. 279 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,533 I SEE THEM EVERY THREE WEEKS. 280 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:27,033 WHICH IS A LOT. - THAT'S A LOT. 281 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,700 - AND I FEEL LIKE A BAD HUMAN BEING. 282 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,000 - YEAH, BUT YOU WENT FROM, LIKE, 283 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,533 NEVER SEEING PARENTS, PERIOD, TO GOING-- 284 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:33,900 - IT'S TWO DAYS EVERY THREE WEEKS. 285 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,133 WHAT'S THE RIGHT AMOUNT? 286 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,400 - LIKE, ONCE A MONTH. 287 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,767 - ONCE A MONTH IS WHAT I THOUGHT. 288 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,333 - YOU'RE A VERY INDEPENDENT PERSON. 289 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,800 - AND IT'S TWO DAYS. IT'S NOT JUST A DAY. 290 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,066 IT'S ALWAYS, LIKE, A TWO-DAY WEEKEND. 291 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,367 - YOU HAVE TO SPEND TWO DAYS WITH THEM? 292 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:45,166 - THEY SLEEP OVERNIGHT... - THAT'S A LOT. 293 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,066 IT'S HARD BECAUSE YOU GOTTA-- - DO YOU LIKE 'EM? 294 00:09:47,066 --> 00:09:48,467 - YEAH, THEY'RE THE LOVELIEST, NICEST PEOPLE, 295 00:09:48,467 --> 00:09:49,900 SO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON. 296 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,066 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. THEY'RE AMAZING. 297 00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:53,633 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY BAD. I LOVE THEM. 298 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:54,800 I LOVE HER. I DON'T WANT HER 299 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,967 SLEEPING IN MY HOUSE TWO NIGHTS EVERY MONTH. 300 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,333 - YEAH. - EVERY THREE WEEKS. 301 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,233 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH ALL THAT 302 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,667 AFTER YOU HAVE IN-LAWS. - EXACTLY. 303 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,100 - WELL, IT'S ALSO THEIR FIRST GRANDCHILD, 304 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,867 SO THEY'RE, LIKE... - OH, YEAH. 305 00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:07,033 - I'M IN, I'M IN. I'M GOING, I'M DOING. 306 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,500 - I WOULD LOSE MY [bleep]. I WOULD LOSE IT. 307 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,133 - I LOVE THIS BRA. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. 308 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,834 THIS IS WHAT I LOVE. THIS IS WHO I AM. 309 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:15,367 I'M SORRY, IT'S A LITTLE SPORTY. 310 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,066 I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DRESS LIKE A PROSTITUTE 311 00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:18,600 ON THE WEST SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY. 312 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,367 I LIKE A STANDARD, CLASSIC, FUNCTIONAL BRA. 313 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:23,033 - [rolls tongue] 314 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,967 - I'M BACK. - IT LOOKS MUCH BETTER. 315 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:27,100 - HOLY BALLS! THOSE THINGS ARE-- 316 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,100 - I'M BACK. I'M BACK! 317 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,567 - YOU'RE BACK, BABY! 318 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:30,767 YOU'RE BACK! 319 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:36,900 - COMING UP... 320 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,266 - DID COOKIE JUST [bleep] IN THE CAR? 321 00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:40,033 WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POOP? - IT WASN'T ME. 322 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,700 - DO YOU SMELL POOP? - I SMELL POOP. 323 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:45,033 - JASON, YOU EITHER [bleep] OR STEPPED IN IT. 324 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:59,633 - SEE YOU SOON. - GOING TO PENNSYLVANIA, COOKS. 325 00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:01,867 I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED. 326 00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,300 - I'M REALLY EXCITED TO GET TO PENNSYLVANIA. 327 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,500 YOU READY? 328 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,600 GRANDMA'S BIRTHDAY IS THIS WEEKEND. 329 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,300 I GREW UP IN HAZLETON, PENNSYLVANIA-- 330 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,867 MAYBE 30,000 PEOPLE. 331 00:11:10,867 --> 00:11:13,000 IT'S AN OLD COAL MINING TOWN. 332 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,934 LET'S DO IT. 333 00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:17,900 WHENEVER WE GO ANYWHERE, IT'S AN ADVENTURE EVERY TIME, 334 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,533 AND IT'S OVERWHELMING, ESPECIALLY FOR ME 335 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,700 BECAUSE I'VE LEARNED-- WHAT DO DADS DO? 336 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,734 DADS CARRY [bleep]. 337 00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:25,967 - WE'VE GOTTA STOP AND GET YOUR MOM 338 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:26,934 A BIRTHDAY CAKE. I ORDERED IT. 339 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,700 - THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT TOGETHER. 340 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,834 - DID COOKIE JUST [bleep] IN THE CAR? 341 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:32,367 WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POOP? - IT WASN'T ME. 342 00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:34,033 - DO YOU SMELL POOP? - I SMELL POOP. 343 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:35,500 DID YOU STEP IN POOP? - I DON'T KNOW. 344 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,333 I'M GONNA VOMIT. I FULLY--IT JUST-- 345 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:40,633 JASON, YOU EITHER [bleep] OR STEPPED IN IT. 346 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,166 - YES, I'M A GROWN MAN AND I [bleep] MY PANTS. 347 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,467 I MEAN, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 348 00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:46,233 - SOMETHING'S GOING ON IN THIS CAR. 349 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,166 AND IT'S NOT THE BABY, IT'S DOG POOP. 350 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,667 THERE'S A LINE TO PICK UP MY DAMN CAKE NOW TOO? 351 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,233 JASON, FIND THE [bleep]. I'LL GET THE CAKE. 352 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,433 - I'LL GET THE CAKE. - NO, YOU FIND THE [bleep], 353 00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:56,133 I'LL GET THE-- 354 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,100 I'M NOT GOING 2 1/2 HOURS WITH [bleep] IN THE CAR. 355 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,100 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. - GO FIND IT. 356 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,834 - NO. 357 00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,133 - SMELL THE DOG. - SMELL THIS MAT. 358 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,266 IT SMELLS LIKE IT'S ON MY MAT. - SMELL THE DOG. 359 00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:09,500 SMELL THE DOG. - SMELL THE MAT. 360 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,800 - I'LL SMELL THE MAT. SMELL THE DOG. 361 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,734 YES, IT SMELLS LIKE [bleep] DOWN THERE. 362 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,500 I'LL GO GET THE CAKE. - I'LL GET THE CAKE. 363 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,433 NO, NO, WATCH THE BABY. SIT WITH THE BABY. 364 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,934 - YOU CLEAN THE [bleep], I'LL GET THE CAKE. 365 00:12:17,934 --> 00:12:19,533 I HAVE TO GET THE CAKE. 366 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:22,033 - GET ME A PLASTIC BAG. - FINE. 367 00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:25,967 HI, GUYS. 368 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:34,500 - COME ON, I'LL WALK YOU WHILE MOMMY GETS THE CAKE. 369 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,800 COOKIE, COME HERE. COOKIE! 370 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:42,066 COOKIE. COOKIE, NO. 371 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:44,900 COOKIE! [dog barking] 372 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:50,133 I CAN'T LEAVE THE BABY. SORRY. 373 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,600 COME HERE. COOK! [whistles] 374 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,633 NO. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 375 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,400 GOOD GIRL. OH, MOMMY WOULD KILL ME. 376 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,367 - [bleep]. 377 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,133 - LET'S JUST LET HER [bleep] ON THE MAT. 378 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,333 - LIKE, WHY? 379 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,433 YOU ARE VILE. 380 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:08,300 [baby crying] SHH. 381 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,667 'CAUSE BY THE WAY, WE'RE SUPPOSED 382 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,133 TO FEED HER IN 15 MINUTES. 383 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,800 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG TRIP. 384 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,367 WE HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE CITY. 385 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:17,367 - WE'RE FOUR BLOCKS FROM THE HOUSE. 386 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,934 I LOVE ROAD TRIPS. 387 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:24,467 WELL, LET'S PARK. I KNOW WE'RE LATE. 388 00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:25,867 WE'LL START DRIVING IN A LITTLE BIT. 389 00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:28,033 BRYN'S GOTTA EAT, DADDY'S GOTTA EAT. 390 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,367 - LET'S JUST PARK. 391 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,667 - IF YOU THOUGHT YOU SMELLED [bleep] EARLIER, 392 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:31,800 LOOK OUT. 393 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,100 - WELL, THE FACT THAT FARTING 394 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,467 IS NOW A HOBBY FOR YOU, 395 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,800 AND YOU JUST NEVER USED TO DO THAT. 396 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,000 - MEN FART. 397 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,834 DADS FART. 398 00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:41,333 - SOMEHOW YOU USED TO HOLD IT IN WHEN WE WERE DATING. 399 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,734 - I KNOW, BUT NOW I FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH IT. 400 00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:45,834 - I KNOW, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT ALL DAY LONG. 401 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,200 AND YOU LAUGH. AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE 402 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,800 LIKE, ONE OF THESE FUNNY THINGS WITH THE BABY. 403 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,333 - FARTS ARE FUNNY. [laughter] 404 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,133 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. - ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? 405 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,600 - YEAH. - THIS IS AN HOUR AND A HALF 406 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,700 WE'RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE CITY. 407 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,033 - WE WILL NEVER, EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE 408 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,667 AND GO ON A TRIP IF WE HAVE TWO. 409 00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,700 I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT. EVER! 410 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,900 - WE MIGHT HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF THE CITY WITH TWO KIDS. 411 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,133 - I WANT TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. 412 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,500 I JUST THINK YOU WOULD LOVE IT. 413 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,467 - I LOVE IT OUT THERE. IT'S JUST MY JOB'S HERE. 414 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:11,900 - MAYBE I'LL TRADE YOU BABY NUMBER TWO FOR CALIFORNIA. 415 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,967 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT MOVING TO CALIFORNIA 416 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:16,300 BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES THERE FOR ME, 417 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,967 AND I HAVE TO EXPLORE THEM. 418 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:20,166 BUT IT'S WHETHER YOU WANT A BACKYARD AND THE OCEAN, 419 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,467 OR WHETHER YOU WANT TO BE-- 420 00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,633 OR WHETHER YOU WANT THE PAVEMENT, NO OUTDOOR SPACE... 421 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:26,033 - THAT'S TRUE. - AND A GARAGE THAT IS A CLOSET 422 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,133 THAT WE'RE CALLING A GARAGE. - OH, I UNDERSTAND. 423 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,033 IT'S JUST THINGS ARE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS FOR EVERYTHING. 424 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:33,233 WE HAVE MUSEUMS THAT, YOU KNOW-- 425 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:34,533 - WE DON'T GO TO THE MUSEUMS. 426 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,200 - BUT WE WILL WITH BRYN. 427 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,800 - STOP. SHE'S ZERO YEARS OLD. 428 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,467 YOU ARE HILARIOUS. 429 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,700 [baby fussing] 430 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:47,633 I KNOW, SWEETHEART. I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 431 00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:49,767 - WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 432 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,300 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHILE WE'RE THERE? 433 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,433 THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER DONE IS GO TO WALMART 434 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,500 WHEN WE'RE THERE, AND SLEEP. 435 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,667 - WE'LL GO TO DINNER TONIGHT. 436 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:56,934 - THAT'S VERY UNUSUAL. 437 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,967 - [chuckles] 438 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,033 - NO, SERIOUSLY. WE'VE ONLY GONE OUT TO DINNER 439 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,500 ONE TIME EVER. - I KNOW. 440 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,500 - ARE WE THERE YET? 441 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:06,800 SOMEONE HAS A WELL. 442 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,066 YOU GET YOUR WATER OUT OF A WELL? 443 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:09,834 - YOUR IMPRESSION OF THIS TOWN IS, LIKE, 444 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,400 NO RUNNING WATER... 445 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,300 - WELL, THERE'S A WELL RIGHT THERE. 446 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,066 - LIKE, NO ELECTRICITY. HEY, THIS IS WHO YOU MARRIED. 447 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,467 - AND DID YOU SEE THE SMOKESTACK BEHIND IT? 448 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,533 LIKE, I THINK THEY WERE HOLDING PIGEONS IN IT. 449 00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:22,033 [baby cries] 450 00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:24,333 - SOMEBODY KNOWS WE'RE HERE. 451 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,500 [baby crying, horn honking] 452 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,834 - YAY. 453 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,500 - ALL RIGHT. COME ON IN. 454 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,767 - HOW ARE YOU? 455 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,834 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 456 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,400 - COOKIE, RUN AROUND. - HI, BRYN. 457 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:39,233 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU. 458 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,800 YOU REMEMBER ME. 459 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,500 - SO WE GET TO THE HOUSE, AND IT'S, LIKE, 460 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,433 "HI...HOW ARE YOU..." 461 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:47,033 YOU KNOW, IT'S A LOT OF ANIMATION. 462 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,467 THEY ARE SO EXCITED. 463 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:50,800 - YOU'RE HOME. 464 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,367 - WE'RE GONNA KEEP YOU HERE. 465 00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:54,000 - NO WAY. - OH, YEAH. 466 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,333 - SHE'S CRYING. - WE GOT HER. 467 00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:07,133 SO TELL ME, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? - LONG. 468 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,133 - I'M SURE IT TAKES NORMAL PEOPLE 469 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:13,233 TWO HOURS TO GET TO THIS PART OF PENNSYLVANIA, 470 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,500 BUT IT TOOK US APPROACHING FIVE HOURS. 471 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,000 I AM SURE THAT I COULD CLIMB THE PYRAMIDS 472 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,633 IN A SHORTER PERIOD OF TIME THAN IT TOOK ME, JASON, 473 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:23,266 THE BABY, AND A [bleep] SANDWICH TO GET TO PENNSYLVANIA. 474 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:24,633 - GUESS WHAT. - WHAT? 475 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,734 - OUR OLD NEIGHBORS ARE GONNA SEE US TONIGHT AT MIA'S. 476 00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,300 - OH! - IS THAT A COINCIDENCE? 477 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,200 OR DID YOU CALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD? 478 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,100 - WELL, I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 479 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,533 - I THINK YOU SHOULD TELL 'EM WHAT-- 480 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,033 YOU GOT THIS PHONE CALL THIS MORNING. 481 00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,633 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT PHONE CALL? 482 00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:38,600 LOOK AT HOW GUILTY. - MOM, JUST SPILL IT. 483 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,266 - SHE HAS FEATHERS HANGING OUT OF THE CORNER OF HER MOUTH. 484 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,700 - YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY? 485 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,300 - I DON'T TELL MANY PEOPLE. 486 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,500 - [laughter] 487 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,867 - I DON'T TELL MANY. - I LOVE THAT. 488 00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:52,300 - HEY, THIS IS A BIG THING HITTING THIS TOWN. 489 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,333 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 490 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,967 - DO YOU LIKE BEING AT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S? 491 00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,266 - UH-HUH. - THEY LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE. 492 00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:02,200 - WE LOVE FOR YOU TO COME. 493 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,900 EVERY WEEK, RIGHT? 494 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,367 - STINKERS. - EVERY WEEK. YOUR POOR MOM. 495 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,533 - WE LOVE YOU TO PIECES. 496 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,133 - YOU KNOW HORSEY, DON'T YOU? 497 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,333 [doorbell rings] 498 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,800 - BLUE EYES. - SOMEONE'S HERE. 499 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,200 - LET ME GO SEE. 500 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,266 GUESS WHO'S HERE. BRIAN. - OH, GOOD. 501 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,066 - LOOK WHAT WE GOT. 502 00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:26,433 - OH, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 503 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:29,800 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 504 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,300 - NICE SHIRT. 505 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,867 - YOU LIKE THAT? - I REALLY DO. 506 00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:33,967 - I WORE THAT JUST FOR YOU. 507 00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,533 - "I LOVE HOT MOMS." 508 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,000 - DO YOU WEAR THIS AT THE PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCES? 509 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,266 - NO, I CAN'T WEAR THAT AT THE PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCES. 510 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,066 - THAT IS PRICELESS. - IT'S ONLY ON MY TIME. 511 00:17:41,066 --> 00:17:42,834 - YOU GET A GOOD REACTION FROM THAT? 512 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,033 - QUITE A BIT. 513 00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,533 - GET ANY HOT MOMS WITH THAT? 514 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,967 [laughter] 515 00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:52,600 - YOU KNOW, BRIAN AND I PLAYED HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL TOGETHER. 516 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,266 - AND JASON WAS THE BEST AT BASKETBALL? 517 00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:56,166 - JASON WAS VERY GOOD AT BASKETBALL. 518 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,834 - WAS HE AS GOOD AS YOU? 519 00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,467 - HE WASN'T AS GOOD AS ME. 520 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,900 - COME HERE, BRYN. 521 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,433 COME ON, SWEETHEART. 522 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,600 BRIAN. SAY, "HI, BRIAN." 523 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,100 - TELL BETHENNY-- 524 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,967 YOU KNOW, HE GOES TO PHILLY TO GET HIS HAIR DONE. 525 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,066 - IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR REGIME? 526 00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:13,133 - YEAH. BON JOVI, YEAH. - BON JOVI. 527 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,367 BON JOVI'S HIS IDOL. - WAIT-- 528 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:15,834 - THE WHOLE STORY WAS THAT 529 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,800 I WANTED TO GROW MY HAIR LONG, AND I DID. 530 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,900 AND THEN I WANTED IT CUT AND COLORED LIKE THAT 531 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,233 BECAUSE I LIKED HIS STYLE. 532 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,033 AND THAT'S HOW THE BON JOVI THING KICKED IN. 533 00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:28,667 - RIGHT, BUT EXPLAIN PHILADELPHIA. 534 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,767 YOUR PREFERRED HAIRDRESSER IS IN PHILADELPHIA? 535 00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:34,333 - YEAH. - AND YOU WILL ONLY... 536 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,867 [laughter] 537 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,500 BRIAN DRIVES 120 MILES TO GET HIS HAIR DONE. 538 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,900 BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU COME BACK WITH? 539 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,433 - SEE YOU, BUDDY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 540 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:47,934 - I WOULD KISS YOU, BUT-- - I KNOW. 541 00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:49,767 - YOU'LL GET ATTACKED. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 542 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:51,734 NOW I WANT TO MEET THE REST OF JASON'S FRIENDS. 543 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,033 WE'VE GOT BON JOVI. 544 00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,633 I WAITING FOR THE REST OF THE MOTLEY CREW. 545 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,734 - YOU WERE SO NICE TO DADDY'S FRIEND. 546 00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:59,400 - BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SIMILAR HAIRDO. 547 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,266 [laughter] 548 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,800 - COMING UP... 549 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,600 HE WOULD WANNA GO SEE YOU GUYS EVERY TWO TO THREE WEEKS, 550 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,133 AND I WOULD BE, LIKE, "GIVE ME A CHANCE 551 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,300 "TO GET TO KNOW THEM WITHOUT WANTING ME 552 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,133 TO COME EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND." 553 00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:09,667 - I LOVE BETHENNY, 554 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,734 AND SOMETIMES SHE JUST PUSHES IT WAY TOO HARD. 555 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,700 AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT MY PARENTS. 556 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:27,333 [horn honks] 557 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,300 - SO THIS IS THE DOWNTOWN. 558 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,667 - HOW COME ALL THE STORES ARE CLOSED? 559 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,667 - THIS IS A WEEKEND, AND IT'S SO DEPRESSING. 560 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:34,800 - WHAT HAP-- DID IT USED TO BE-- 561 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,967 WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WAS EVERYTHING OPEN? 562 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,266 - NO, IT'S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING. 563 00:19:37,266 --> 00:19:39,166 - I DON'T GET IT. THIS IS A TOWN OF 30,000 PEOPLE. 564 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,133 WHY WOULDN'T PEOPLE GO TO THE TOWN? 565 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,700 - IN MY 39 YEARS, IT'S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING. 566 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,133 - IT'S LIKE A DIFFERENT WORLD. 567 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,600 IT REALLY IS. 568 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,133 IT'S WILD THAT YOU AND I WOULD COME TOGETHER. 569 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,700 - THIS IS THE PLACE I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FOR HOT DOGS. 570 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,900 - HI. 571 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,033 - I LOVE YOUR SHOW. - THANK YOU. 572 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,967 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU. 573 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,166 ARE YOU READY FOR A DOG? - I AM. 574 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,200 - HI, BETHENNY. - OH, HI. 575 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,033 - JASON, LONG TIME NO SEE. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 576 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,400 - YOU MUST BE JIMMY. - I'M JIMMY. 577 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,433 WE'VE BEEN HERE, LIKE, 73 YEARS. - REALLY? 578 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,900 - I DON'T LOOK THAT OLD, BUT-- - WAS THERE ANOTHER JIMMY? 579 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,433 - YEAH. THAT WAS MY GRANDFATHER. - OH, WOW. 580 00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,900 - OKAY, RAQUEL WILL BE RIGHT OVER. 581 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,433 - OKAY, THANKS. - THANKS, JIMMY. 582 00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,200 - THIS IS SOME CREW IN HERE. 583 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,800 - WHY? - I'M JUST LOOKING AROUND. 584 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,166 WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE. 585 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,967 - IS THIS WHAT YOU EXPECTED OF MY HOMETOWN, OR NO? 586 00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:23,667 IT'S NOT MANHATTAN. - THESE TWO OVER HERE LOOK LIKE 587 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,767 THEY PUT SOME BOOZE IN THEIR COFFEE. 588 00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:26,500 BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, TO MY LEFT, 589 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,233 DEFINITELY SPIKE THE COFFEE, NO? 590 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,133 - ABSOLUTELY. 591 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,900 - I TRIED TO PICTURE JASON GROWING UP THERE, 592 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,500 AND WHAT HIS LIFE WAS LIKE, 593 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,700 AND I REALLY COULDN'T PICTURE HIM IN THIS TOWN. 594 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,700 HAZLETON IS DEFINITELY ANOTHER UNIVERSE. 595 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,200 THANK YOU. - THANKS FOR COMING HOME... 596 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,667 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - WITH ME, BABY. 597 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,033 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 598 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,200 - I KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE IT. - SHUT UP. 599 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,867 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 600 00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:53,166 - WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE WE'RE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE? 601 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,667 - AREN'T WE? 602 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,700 - IT'S FUNNY HOW HAZLETON'S TWO HOURS 603 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,000 FROM NEW YORK CITY, 604 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,166 AND IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT CULTURE. 605 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,133 I'LL PUT IT LIKE THAT. 606 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,500 ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET? 607 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,133 - I'M HAVING FUN. 608 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,000 ARE YOU? YOU LOVE BEING HOME. 609 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,200 YOU ARE IN YOUR GLORY. 610 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,000 HOW HAPPY ARE YOU? - I FEEL LIKE WE'RE 16. 611 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,667 - YOU COULD HAVE ENDED UP LIVING HERE, NO? 612 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,033 - ABSOLUTELY. 613 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,200 - I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW, LIKE, CITY I AM. 614 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,166 YOU KNOW, NOT UNTIL TODAY 615 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,934 DID I REALLY START TO REALIZE 616 00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:23,500 HOW DIFFERENT JASON AND MYSELF ARE. 617 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,500 AND SO DAYS LIKE THIS MAKE ME REALIZE, LIKE, 618 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,967 GIVE THE GUY A BREAK ONCE IN A WHILE. 619 00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:28,734 THESE ARE RIDICULOUS. 620 00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:30,967 THIS IS LIKE YOU STAPLE GUN THIS TO YOUR ASS. 621 00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,734 - IT'S SO GOOD. 622 00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:33,834 - THIS IS, UH... 623 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,367 IT'S A LOT, ALL OF IT, FOR ME. 624 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:38,100 - AS FAR AS...? - JUST ALL OF IT. 625 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,233 CAREER HAS BEEN AN ENORMOUS CHANGE. 626 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,567 GETTING MARRIED, HAVING A BABY. 627 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,467 HAVING A NEW FAMILY. 628 00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,734 I'M, LIKE, IN COMPLETE SHOCK. 629 00:21:45,734 --> 00:21:47,166 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. 630 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:50,066 LIKE, I STEP OUTSIDE, AND I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW... 631 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:51,500 - EXCUSE ME? - WHAT'S NORMAL. 632 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,633 - HI. - HI. 633 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:53,867 - I'M, LIKE, A HUGE FAN OF YOURS 634 00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:55,133 - OH, THANK YOU. 635 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,567 - I THINK YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. 636 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,934 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 637 00:21:57,934 --> 00:21:59,433 - MOLLY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 638 00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,734 - CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH? - YOU'RE SHAKING. 639 00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:01,967 IT'S OKAY, RELAX. - I'M FREAKING OUT. 640 00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:02,967 - WANNA HUG IT OUT? - YES. 641 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,400 - YOU'RE SHAKING, RELAX. 642 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,133 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD. 643 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:07,900 both: NICE TO MEET YOU. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 644 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,266 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU. 645 00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:10,834 THAT'S SO SWEET. - THAT'S NICE. 646 00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:13,600 - I LIKE THE YOUNG GIRLS, I LIKE THAT THEY ARE INSPIRE-- 647 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,100 I DO LOVE THAT PART OF IT. I REALLY DO. 648 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,667 - I'M PROUD OF YOU. 649 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:19,433 YOU'RE DOING GREAT THINGS. 650 00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:21,033 - BUT I NOW REALIZE 651 00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:23,100 I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO IT WITHOUT YOU. 652 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,233 LIKE, HAVING A NEW FAMILY IN AN INSTANT, 653 00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:28,000 YOU'RE KINDA THE GLUE THAT HOLDS THE WHOLE THING TOGETHER. 654 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,367 - WELL, THANKS, MAMA. 655 00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:31,533 AND YOU'RE MY WIFE. 656 00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,166 THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 657 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:34,667 - I KNOW. - YOU KNOW? 658 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:35,867 - WANT MORE DOG? 659 00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:37,066 WE HAVE DIAPERS IN THE BAG, 660 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,767 SO IF YOU WANNA FINISH THIS HOT DOG. 661 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,233 - THESE ARE GREAT. - I KNOW, DELICIOUS. 662 00:22:52,934 --> 00:22:56,633 [overlapping chatter] 663 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,133 - SMELLS GOOD. 664 00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,633 - HOW YOU DOING? IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 665 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:01,433 - THEY KNOW EVERYBODY. - HEY, I TOLD YOU. 666 00:23:01,433 --> 00:23:03,000 - WHERE AM I SITTING? - HOW ARE YOU? 667 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,467 - OH, MY GOD, PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY, LIKE, 668 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,734 TURNING AROUND AND STARING. DO YOU SEE THE MAN? 669 00:23:05,734 --> 00:23:07,300 LOOK AT THE MAN TO MY LEFT. LIKE THIS... 670 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,967 - JIM. - DO YOU SEE THE GUY? 671 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:10,367 - YEAH. 672 00:23:10,367 --> 00:23:11,767 - HI, I'M JIM. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 673 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,066 - MY BROTHER AND I OWN THE PLACE. 674 00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,000 WE'RE SUPER EXCITED. THIS IS, LIKE... 675 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,734 THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING TO HIT HAZLETON IN 676 00:23:16,734 --> 00:23:19,533 I THINK, LIKE, FOREVER. SO WE APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH. 677 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:21,367 THANK YOU SO MUCH. - WE'RE HAPPY TO BE HERE. 678 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,000 - IT'S ALL FOR CAROL. - YEAH. 679 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,700 - SO CAROL CAN BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN TOWN, AND... 680 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,800 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GETTING? - WHAT ARE WE DOING? 681 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,934 - LOOK AT HOW NERVOUS HE GETS WHEN WE GO TO DINNER. 682 00:23:30,934 --> 00:23:32,800 - WHAT, THE PRICES? - YOU MAKE THEM SO NERVOUS. 683 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,400 - WHY? THE PRICES? 684 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,767 HE'S SCARED I WOULD ORDER THE SURF OR THE TURF, 685 00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:38,600 LET ALONE BOTH. - [giggles] 686 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,800 - JASON'S FATHER IS NOTORIOUSLY CHEAP. 687 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,166 AND THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. 688 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:46,900 IT'S LIKE CHEAP AND CHEAPER. 689 00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,934 - YOU WON'T LIKE THIS CONVERSATION, HOWEVER... 690 00:23:48,934 --> 00:23:51,900 SO WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS 691 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,233 AS FAR AS WHERE YOU COULD POTENTIALLY LIVE. 692 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,700 - THAT'S TRUE. - WITH HER CAREER AND ALL THAT. 693 00:23:56,700 --> 00:24:00,033 AND SHE LIKES CALIFORNIA. 694 00:24:00,033 --> 00:24:02,900 SO WE JUST HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT CALIFORNIA. 695 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,333 OUR BARTER IS THIS... 696 00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,266 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART ALREADY. 697 00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:07,900 - NO, NO, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 698 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,100 - I DID NOT KNOW WE WERE GOING TO BROACH 699 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,033 "WE'RE MOVING ACROSS THE GLOBE" TONIGHT. 700 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,467 I THOUGHT, LET'S HAVE A GAME DAY DISCUSSION 701 00:24:15,467 --> 00:24:18,266 BEFORE WE ANNOUNCE TO THE TEAM OUR POTENTIAL PLANS. 702 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:21,734 - SHE'LL GIVE ME A SECOND CHILD IF WE MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. 703 00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:34,166 - I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU GO. 704 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,500 BUT YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. 705 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,533 AND YOU DO WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 706 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,800 I WOULD NEVER HOLD YOU BACK. 707 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,567 - THAT IS VERY SWEET. - BUT YOU COULD 708 00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:44,600 LEAVE BRYN WITH US. - RIGHT. 709 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,300 - I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCH. 710 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,133 - SHE COULD GROW UP HERE. - YEAH. 711 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,767 WE'LL SEND HER BACK WHEN SHE'S 16. 712 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,500 - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MOVE TO CALIFORNIA? 713 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,667 - NO. 714 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:57,333 - WE JUST DON'T WANT HER TO FORGET US. 715 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,000 - SHE'S NOT GONNA FORGET YOU. 716 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,734 THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOUR MOM SAID TODAY. 717 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,367 SHE GOES--SHE DOESN'T KNOW--I WAS LIKE, 718 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,200 SHE KNOWS EXACTLY-- YOU SAW HER LAST WEEKEND. 719 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,767 - I KNOW, BUT... 720 00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:09,333 WHEN SHE WAS CRYING I THOUGHT SHE FORGOT WHO WE ARE. 721 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,600 - IT'S HARD FOR ME WITH THE WHOLE SITUATION 722 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,700 BECAUSE I WANT MY PARENTS TO EXPERIENCE HER AS A BABY. 723 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,567 IT'S SUCH A SHORT WINDOW OF TIME. 724 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:18,600 - YOU'RE RIGHT. - TRUE. 725 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,300 - I FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY. 726 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,800 YOU KNOW, I'M NOW MY PARENTS' ONLY SON. 727 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,433 AND UNFORTUNATELY, WE LOST MY BROTHER MANY YEARS AGO-- 728 00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:28,233 THEIR FIRST CHILD. 729 00:25:28,233 --> 00:25:30,900 AND I'D REALLY LIKE THEM TO BE A PART OF MY LIFE 730 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,533 AND A PART OF THE BABY'S LIFE. 731 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,533 I KNOW BETHENNY FEELS THE SAME WAY. 732 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,367 - THIS HAS BEEN A VERY DIFFICULT PERIOD FOR ME. 733 00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:38,033 BECAUSE I'M WRACKED WITH GUILT. 734 00:25:38,033 --> 00:25:39,867 I BEAT MYSELF UP FOR THAT WHICH GOES ON WITH YOU GUYS. 735 00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:42,300 WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER, HE WOULD WANNA GO SEE-- 736 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,600 THIS IS BEFORE THE BABY. THE BABY'S A GREAT EXCUSE, 737 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,133 BUT BEFORE THE BABY HE WOULD WANNA GO SEE YOU GUYS, 738 00:25:46,133 --> 00:25:47,667 WHICH IS SO NICE, EVERY TWO TO THREE WEEKS. 739 00:25:47,667 --> 00:25:50,533 AND I WOULD BE LIKE, "GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW THEM 740 00:25:50,533 --> 00:25:52,066 "WITHOUT WANTING ME TO COME EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND, 741 00:25:52,066 --> 00:25:53,600 OR THEM COMING AND STAYING WITH US EVERY WEEKEND." 742 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,400 AND HE GETS ANXIETY, AND FEELS GUILT, 743 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,500 AND COUNTS THE DAYS. 744 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,800 AND WE HAVE TO, LIKE, FIND BALANCE. 745 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,967 - I LOVE BETHENNY. 746 00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:09,600 BUT SOMETIMES SHE JUST PUSHES IT WAY TOO HARD, 747 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,734 AND I DON'T WANNA HURT MY PARENTS. 748 00:26:11,734 --> 00:26:13,800 - I'M ON YOUR SIDE. I JUST FEEL-- 749 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,467 - DON'T JUST SAY THAT TO BUTTER HER UP. 750 00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,333 - NO, I'M NOT TELLING HER THAT TO BUTTER HER UP. 751 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,100 I DEFINITELY KNOW HOW SHE FEELS. 752 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:21,567 SHE NEEDS TO HAVE HER SPACE. 753 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:23,767 YOU TWO NEED TO GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. 754 00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:26,300 WE DON'T NEED TO BE THERE ALL THE TIME. 755 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:27,700 - RIGHT. - MAYBE WE'D LOVE TO, 756 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,300 BUT IT ISN'T FAIR TO YOU. 757 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,333 - I AGREE, WHAT SHE'S SAYING ABOUT ME. 758 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,867 BUT FAMILY IS FAMILY. 759 00:26:32,867 --> 00:26:35,367 - BUT WHAT HAPPENS IS THE BABY ROLLS OVER, 760 00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:37,233 AND LITERALLY HE GOES, "TODAY, SHE ROLLED OVER, 761 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:38,734 LET ME CALL MY PARENTS." 762 00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:40,467 AND I'M LIKE, "CAN WE EXPERIENCE THIS MOMENT FOR ONE SECOND"-- 763 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:42,333 - BUT WE DID. - BUT WE DIDN'T. 764 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,900 IT'S OKAY. - IN YOUR MIND YOU DIDN'T. 765 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,667 - JASON, WE--IT HAPPENED, WE WATCHED IT-- 766 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,166 - TWO DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES. - NO, WE WATCHED IT HAPPEN 767 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:48,667 AND THEN YOU LITERALLY WERE LIKE, "LET ME CALL-- 768 00:26:48,667 --> 00:26:50,200 AND I WAS LIKE "OH, I WANTED TO HAVE A MOMENT." 769 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,900 AND IT'S NOT--IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU GUYS. 770 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,433 - IT IS A LITTLE BIT OF-- - IT IS, THOUGH. 771 00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:56,433 - THE FEAR OF SUFFOCATION WITH IT TOO. 772 00:27:03,066 --> 00:27:05,800 - I THINK HE FEELS LIKE THAT BECAUSE 773 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,633 WE HAD A VERY CLOSE BOND 774 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:10,900 FOR 39 YEARS UNTIL HE WAS MARRIED. 775 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,967 - WHICH WE THINK IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. 776 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:15,000 - I DO TOO. BY THE WAY, I MARRIED HIM FOR THAT REASON. 777 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,367 I MARRIED HIM BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS, 778 00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:17,900 AND YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHO HE IS, 779 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,266 SO IT'S A CONFLICT FOR ME TOO. 780 00:27:19,266 --> 00:27:21,266 IT'S NOT LIKE--I GET THAT HE'S THE WAY THAT HE IS 781 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:23,166 BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. I MEAN, I GET THAT. 782 00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,433 AND I AM THE WAY THAT I AM BECAUSE I HAVE CRAZY PARENTS. 783 00:27:25,433 --> 00:27:28,300 I MEAN...BUT-- - AND THAT'S WHY I TOLD HIM, 784 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:31,700 "WE HAVE TO GIVE BETHENNY OUR FAMILY IN DOSES." 785 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:34,700 AND THAT'S HOW I FEEL. - IT'S BEEN IN DOSES. 786 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,367 - AND I FEEL--AND I FEEL-- - IT HAS BEEN IN DOSES. 787 00:27:37,367 --> 00:27:40,233 - AND YOU'VE DONE A SUPER JOB, BECAUSE YOU'RE-- 788 00:27:40,233 --> 00:27:42,500 YOU'RE TRYING TO PLEASE TWO FAMILIES. 789 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,667 - I'M TRYING TO PLEASE EVERYBODY, AND YOU CAN'T. 790 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:46,233 I FEEL A LOT OF PRESSURE. 791 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,734 BECAUSE MY PARENTS SAY, "WE DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH. 792 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,166 WHEN CAN WE SEE THE BABY?" 793 00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:52,233 AND THAT JUST KILLS ME INSIDE. 794 00:27:52,233 --> 00:27:54,633 YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE THAT PERFECT SON, 795 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:57,533 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LIVE UP TO THOSE STANDARDS. 796 00:27:57,533 --> 00:28:00,767 LIKE, THERE HAS TO BE A BALANCE AND A HAPPY MEDIAN. 797 00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:03,800 I DON'T KNOW. 798 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,834 [background chatter] 799 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,533 - COMING UP... 800 00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:13,133 - NICE MEETING YOU. - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 801 00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:15,166 - WONDERFUL WOMAN. - THANK YOU. 802 00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:17,533 I'M SUDDENLY FEELING LIKE JODIE FOSTER IN THE ACCUSED. 803 00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:18,667 - [chuckles] 804 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,100 - THIS IS BUCK AND THERESA, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S FRIENDS. 805 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,467 - WHY IS YOUR NICKNAME BUCK? 806 00:28:32,467 --> 00:28:33,967 - MY FATHER'S NAME WAS BUCK. 807 00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,500 HE WAS A SPERM DONOR. 808 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:38,200 AND I TOOK OVER, I WAS A PROFESSIONAL SPERM DONOR. 809 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,100 - FOR REAL? - BEFORE I RETIRED. 810 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,633 - FOR REAL? - YEAH. 811 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:43,166 - I LOVE BUCK. 812 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:44,400 I MEAN, I LOVE BUCK. 813 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,967 I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS. 814 00:28:45,967 --> 00:28:48,533 - WE DIDN'T GO FOR, LIKE, BASTING AND SPATULAS. 815 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:50,900 THE DONATION WAS THE NATURAL WAY. 816 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:52,066 - OH! 817 00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:53,900 - YOU KNOW WHY I HAD TO RETIRE AT AN EARLY AGE? 818 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,000 - WHY? 819 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,934 - THEY DROPPED MY ERECTION INSURANCE. 820 00:28:56,934 --> 00:28:59,033 all: [laughing] - NOW WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE 821 00:28:59,033 --> 00:29:01,266 A SPERM DONOR WITHOUT ERECTION INSURANCE. 822 00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:03,000 - WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PERSON? 823 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,867 THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE BUCK. 824 00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:07,734 - THAT'S BUCK. all: [laughing] 825 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,300 - WE WANT HER TO LOVE THIS PLACE 826 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,600 SO SHE COMES ALL THE TIME. 827 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,734 ALL RIGHT? 828 00:29:19,734 --> 00:29:21,133 - I KNOW YOU DO. 829 00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,934 - WE LOVE HER. SHE CAN COME ALL THE TIME. 830 00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:24,467 - YOU GUYS CAN STAY IN NEW YORK. 831 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:26,266 - SHE COULD COME ALL THE TIME. 832 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,967 I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUMMERS WHEN YOU SAY 833 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,600 "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR GRANDMA'S FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER?" 834 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,834 WILL YOU EVER SAY THAT? 835 00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:35,066 - I DON'T THINK SO. - PROBABLY NOT. 836 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,166 - AW, WELL, WE WANT HER TO-- - AW, GOOD WISH. 837 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,767 - SO IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY, 838 00:29:38,767 --> 00:29:40,667 AND NOW WE ARE DISCUSSING THIS ISSUE AGAIN. 839 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,300 AND NOW IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF ANXIETY. 840 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,567 - AS LONG AS SHE COMES ONCE IN A WHILE. 841 00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,367 - YOU'RE VERY WORRIED THAT WE'RE NOT-- 842 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,133 THAT WE DON'T COME OR ANYTHING. - NO, NO. 843 00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:49,300 - YOU TALK ABOUT IT A LOT. 844 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,834 - WELL, I-- - AND WE'RE HERE A LOT. 845 00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:51,934 AND... - YES, YOU ARE. 846 00:29:51,934 --> 00:29:53,166 - YOU GUYS ARE IN THE CITY A LOT. 847 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,567 IT'S NOT LIKE WE NEVER SEE YOU GUYS. 848 00:29:54,567 --> 00:29:56,333 - NO, YOU KNOW, IT'S TRUE. 849 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:57,867 I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT A LOT. 850 00:29:57,867 --> 00:29:59,233 IT'S JUST THAT WE MISS HER A TON. 851 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:00,633 - I KNOW. - WE DO. 852 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,300 - HE WANTS YOU TO BE HERE EVERY WEEKEND. 853 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,500 - I KNOW. WHICH SCARES ME. 854 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,367 - I AGREE, BETHENNY. THAT'S NO GOOD. 855 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:09,100 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SAY I WOULDN'T LOVE IT, 856 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,633 BUT I UNDERSTAND. 857 00:30:10,633 --> 00:30:12,166 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CONVERSATION 858 00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:13,333 YESTERDAY AT DINNER? - I WAS GONNA SAY. 859 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,867 YEAH, WE JUST TOOK A STEP--YEAH. 860 00:30:14,867 --> 00:30:17,066 - WHERE IT WAS LIKE, "WE KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE"? 861 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:18,800 - WELL, I AG-- I KNOW THAT. 862 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,734 I-I-I UNDERSTAND THAT. 863 00:30:21,734 --> 00:30:23,767 SO WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR THANKSGIVING? 864 00:30:23,767 --> 00:30:26,834 both: [laughing] 865 00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:29,667 - WELL, FIRST WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH HALLOWEEN. 866 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,367 - WE HAVE TO DO SOME THINGS ON OUR OWN 867 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,834 AS OUR OWN LITTLE FAMILY TOO. 868 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:39,567 WE NEVER TALK ABOUT IT, BUT WE REALLY-- 869 00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:42,000 I'M NOT LETTING HIM ALWAYS BE THE BAD GUY IN THE MIDDLE. 870 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,400 I--SOMETIMES WE DO HAVE TO HAVE SOME BOUNDARIES, 871 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,200 AND WE DO HAVE TO HAVE SOME HOLIDAYS ON OUR OWN. 872 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,967 AND WE LOVE COMING HERE, BUT I WANT IT TO BE 873 00:30:47,967 --> 00:30:50,133 THAT I LIKE COMING HERE AND THAT I LIKE WHEN YOU COME TO US, 874 00:30:50,133 --> 00:30:52,867 NOT THAT IT BECOMES SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 875 00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:54,800 THAT'S THE TOTAL, HONEST TRUTH. 876 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,166 - AND THAT'S OKAY. 877 00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:02,300 - I WISH BETHENNY AND I HAD A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS 878 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,967 NOT IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS, 879 00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:05,667 NOT AT THE DINNER TABLE. 880 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:07,867 I REALLY DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE 881 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:09,633 HURTING MY PARENTS' FEELINGS. 882 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:11,033 I JUST CAN'T DO THAT. 883 00:31:11,033 --> 00:31:13,066 - FEEL BETTER IN THERE? - A LITTLE BIT. 884 00:31:13,066 --> 00:31:14,300 'CAUSE I NEVER SAID IT, 885 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:15,900 AND I'VE BEEN PUTTING YOU IN THE MIDDLE. 886 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,667 AND I WANNA HAVE A NICE DINNER, A NICE NIGHT. 887 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,667 - EVERY DINNER IS A CONVERSATION. 888 00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:20,967 - I DIDN'T START IT. 889 00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:23,400 MAYBE I DID. 890 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,800 - WHATEVER. - OKAY. 891 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,266 I JUST HAD TO COME OUT WITH IT, 892 00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:28,166 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BEATING MYSELF UP ABOUT IT A LOT. 893 00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:31,066 AM I A BAD PERSON? I DON'T KNOW. 894 00:31:31,066 --> 00:31:33,333 THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOW TO DO IS TO COMMUNICATE. 895 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,767 I PROMISE YOU THIS, YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP 896 00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:37,166 WITH YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER AND WITH US. 897 00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:38,900 - I APPRECIATE IT. - WELL, THAT'S ALL WE LIKE. 898 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,333 THAT'S ALL WE ASK FOR. - MM-HMM. 899 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,266 - RIGHT, BOBBY? - OKAY. 900 00:31:43,266 --> 00:31:45,734 LET'S NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN. 901 00:31:45,734 --> 00:31:48,500 - YOU HAVE TO-- - I THINK TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 902 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,633 - IF YOU WANNA BRING IT UP, YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP. 903 00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:52,600 'CAUSE OTHERWISE IT WILL BOTHER YOU. 904 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,700 - I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. - END OF CONVERSATION. 905 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,867 - SO IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU SEE HER ENOUGH, 906 00:31:57,867 --> 00:31:59,967 CALL HER AND TELL HER. 907 00:31:59,967 --> 00:32:01,533 - THIS IS VERY GOOD. - MM-HMM. 908 00:32:01,533 --> 00:32:02,667 - VERY GOOD. - IS IT? 909 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:05,633 THANK YOU, BETHENNY. 910 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,266 - THIS IS THE CAPRI. 911 00:32:16,266 --> 00:32:17,633 - I KNOW, I'M EXCITED. - SOAK IT IN. 912 00:32:17,633 --> 00:32:18,700 AW, LIKE OLD TIMES. 913 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:20,233 THE CIGARETTE MACHINE IS STILL HERE. 914 00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:21,333 - AWESOME. 915 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,333 WE'VE HAD ENOUGH STRESS FOR ONE NIGHT. 916 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,667 I DEFINITELY THINK THAT US GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE 917 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:26,867 WILL BE GREAT. 918 00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:28,433 I THINK IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US TO CONNECT. 919 00:32:28,433 --> 00:32:30,000 I CAN'T WAIT, LET'S DO IT. - LET'S DO IT, BABY. 920 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,233 - BANG IT OUT. 921 00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:32,734 OH, WE SHOULD'VE BROUGHT BRYN HERE. 922 00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:34,300 - THE CAPRI IS AN INTERESTING PLACE. 923 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,934 IT'S NOT A TYPICAL BAR BETHENNY WOULD GO TO. 924 00:32:36,934 --> 00:32:39,367 THIS IS WHERE I USED TO HANG OUT. 925 00:32:39,367 --> 00:32:42,633 AND I WANT HER TO SPEND TIME WITH MY FRIENDS 926 00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,433 THAT SHE'S NEVER MET BEFORE. 927 00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:51,467 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? - HEY. 928 00:32:51,467 --> 00:32:53,200 - HEY, THERE HE IS. - THERE HE IS. 929 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,467 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY. 930 00:32:55,467 --> 00:32:56,800 WHAT'S UP, BON JOVI? 931 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,700 - HI. - GIVE YOU A HUG. 932 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,834 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 933 00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:03,467 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - MEET MY WIFE. 934 00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:04,567 - HOW ARE YOU? 935 00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:06,033 - JACKIE, FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE, 936 00:33:06,033 --> 00:33:09,800 COULD YOU GET US SOME JACK DANIELS? 937 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,667 - HERE'S TO BRINGING MY WIFE TO THE CAPRI FOR THE FIRST TIME. 938 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:14,300 - THERE WE GO. - AND TO SEEING YOU GUYS. 939 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,867 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 940 00:33:15,867 --> 00:33:17,367 - CHEERS, GUYS. VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 941 00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:20,500 THE CAPRI, IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST BAR EVER 942 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,867 TO BE PUT ON THIS PLANET. 943 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:25,767 THERE WERE THESE VINYL CHAIRS, AND THIS SUNKEN BAR, 944 00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:28,533 AND NOT A SINGLE BRAND OF LIQUOR 945 00:33:28,533 --> 00:33:30,367 I COULD EVEN REMOTELY RECOGNIZE. 946 00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:31,934 HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? - FIVE. 947 00:33:31,934 --> 00:33:34,333 - $5 FOR BOTH DRINKS? - YEAH. 948 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,467 YOU'RE NOT IN NEW YORK. [giggles] 949 00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,500 - IT'S $5 FOR TWO DRINKS? - YEAH. 950 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,900 - HOLY [bleep]. 951 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,800 LET ME GIVE HER-- OH, BIG TIMER, 952 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,367 YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S $5-- GIVE ME $20. 953 00:33:44,367 --> 00:33:46,600 YEAH, THROW YOUR MONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 954 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,834 GOOD THROW. 955 00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:49,400 JASON FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST BIG-TIMER 956 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,667 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 957 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,800 HE WAS, LIKE, THROWING MONEY AROUND. 958 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,000 SO PEOPLE JUST COME HERE EVERY NIGHT AND GET LIT, HUH? 959 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,800 EVERY NIGHT. LIT UP LIKE A FIRE, GOT IT. 960 00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:08,967 THE PEOPLE... 961 00:34:08,967 --> 00:34:11,433 THERE WAS MAYBE ONE FULL SET OF TEETH 962 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:12,467 IN THE WHOLE BAR. 963 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,300 HOW ARE YOU? BETHENNY. 964 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,667 - DANNY BUCK ROGERS, HOW ARE YOU? 965 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:17,133 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 966 00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:18,633 - YOU'RE A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. 967 00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:20,767 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE MATURE. 968 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,700 - THANK YOU. - STRONG. 969 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:23,967 - THANK YOU. 970 00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:25,633 - BUT, UH... NICE MEETING YOU. 971 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:26,767 - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 972 00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:28,400 - WONDERFUL WOMAN. - THANK YOU. 973 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,133 WOW. 974 00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:32,700 I'M SUDDENLY FEELING LIKE JODIE FOSTER IN THE ACCUSED. 975 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:33,967 - [chuckles] 976 00:34:33,967 --> 00:34:35,300 - IF I WALKED UP TO THE BAR 977 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,900 WITH A CIGARETTE HANGING OUT OF MY MOUTH 978 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,700 IN A ROBE AND ROLLERS, 979 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:41,200 NO ONE WOULD EVEN LOOK AT ME TWICE. 980 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,467 SO ALL OF YOU... YOU GREW UP-- 981 00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:44,934 EVERYONE HERE GREW UP IN THIS AREA? 982 00:34:44,934 --> 00:34:46,734 - YEAH. - SO PEOPLE GET MARRIED, 983 00:34:46,734 --> 00:34:48,133 AND STAY-- LIKE, WE WERE JUST 984 00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:49,667 TALKING ABOUT THAT ON THE WAY HERE. 985 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:52,133 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF JASON MOVING TO THE BIG CITY? 986 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,533 - [laughs] 987 00:34:53,533 --> 00:34:55,033 - I LOVE IT. - THEY LOVE ME HAPPY. 988 00:34:55,033 --> 00:34:57,567 - I LOVE THE PLACE ON 91ST AND FIRST. 989 00:34:57,567 --> 00:34:59,166 - AW, YEAH. - I KNEW THAT. 990 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,100 THAT WAS--THAT WAS THE CREME DE LA CREME. 991 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,333 - SHE CALLS IT A CHLAMYDIA DEN. 992 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:06,066 - NO. - [laughing] 993 00:35:06,066 --> 00:35:08,734 - YEAH, I TOOK HER TO JIMMY'S QUICK LUNCH. 994 00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:10,066 - OH. - DID YOU HAVE A HOT DOG? 995 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,934 - I HAD A HALF A HOT DOG. 996 00:35:11,934 --> 00:35:14,133 HE ALMOST [bleep] HIS PANTS IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HERE. 997 00:35:14,133 --> 00:35:15,800 - I'M NOT USED TO CHILI AND CHEESE. 998 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,834 - I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO-- HE'S BURPING IT UP. 999 00:35:19,834 --> 00:35:21,467 - APPARENTLY SHE SAID MY BREATH WAS DISGUSTING. 1000 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,266 - REALLY BAD. I WOULD RATHER SLEEP 1001 00:35:23,266 --> 00:35:25,433 WITH YOUR ASS NEXT TO MY FACE THAN YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW. 1002 00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:27,200 BECAUSE YOUR BREATH IS SO BAD. 1003 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,433 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1004 00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:30,333 - THAT'S LOVE. all: [laughing] 1005 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,100 - JASON'S FRIENDS ARE REALLY FUNNY. 1006 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,834 VERY DOWN-TO-EARTH, SO COOL. 1007 00:35:33,834 --> 00:35:35,467 JASON. - YEAH? 1008 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,667 - I NE-- THIS IS LIKE FROM A MOVIE. 1009 00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:39,667 - I'M HAMMERED. - NO, ME TOO. 1010 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:41,734 BUT THIS IS--THIS IS REALLY HOW YOU GREW UP? 1011 00:35:41,734 --> 00:35:43,367 LIKE, THIS IS YOUR BAR? - YEAH, THIS IS WHAT WE DID. 1012 00:35:43,367 --> 00:35:45,266 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW-- 1013 00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:46,734 WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER SAY TO ME, LIKE, 1014 00:35:46,734 --> 00:35:48,033 "YOU'RE AN ALIEN"? 1015 00:35:48,033 --> 00:35:50,333 WE'RE--COULD NOT BE MORE DIFFERENT, NO? 1016 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:52,633 - THIS IS WHERE, LIKE, I USED TO HANG OUT. 1017 00:35:52,633 --> 00:35:54,300 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE-- HOW YOU FOUND ME. 1018 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:58,266 - YOU USED TO GO TO THE CLUBS AND THIS IS WHAT I DID. 1019 00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:00,600 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FOUND ME. 1020 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,033 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY-- I CAN'T EVEN STAND RIGHT NOW. 1021 00:36:03,033 --> 00:36:06,133 - THIS WEEKEND GIVES ME A MUCH DEEPER UNDERSTANDING 1022 00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:09,066 OF JASON, AND WHO HE REALLY IS, AND WHERE HE'S FROM. 1023 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:11,367 EVERY DAY WE LEARN SOMETHING NEW ABOUT EACH OTHER, 1024 00:36:11,367 --> 00:36:12,667 AND WE GROW TOGETHER, 1025 00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:15,266 AND IT DEFINITELY IS A LIVING, BREATHING ORGANISM. 1026 00:36:15,266 --> 00:36:17,300 BUT I LIKE IT HERE. 1027 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,800 - YOU GOTTA COME BACK TO YOUR ROOTS. 1028 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,533 - I HAVE NO ROOTS, SO... 1029 00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:22,300 - YEAH, BUT YOU CAN HAVE ROOTS WITH US HERE. 1030 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:25,333 - RIGHT. 1031 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,633 - THAT WAS VERY SWEET. 1032 00:36:26,633 --> 00:36:28,700 - RIGHT. THAT'S THE TOAST, MAN. 1033 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,367 THAT'S--THAT'S THE STUFF. - THAT WAS VERY SWEET. 1034 00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:34,100 - SMIT--THAT'S THE BEST THING SMITTY EVER SAID. 1035 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,867 - THAT WAS SO SWEET. - [laughing] 1036 00:36:35,867 --> 00:36:37,900 - OH, MY LORD. - LET'S MAKE A TOAST. 1037 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:40,533 - HERE'S TO BRYN, HERE'S TO HAZLETON, 1038 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,000 TO OUR ROOTS AND OUR FAMILY. 1039 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,300 - RIGHT, BUT... 1040 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,767 WE WELCOME BETHENNY. - HEAR, HEAR! 1041 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:47,800 [overlapping chatter] 1042 00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:52,033 OH, MY GOD. - THANK YOU, LORD. 1043 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:54,233 - THE ROOTS COMMENT WAS VERY, VERY SWEET. 1044 00:36:54,233 --> 00:36:55,734 AND IT WAS NICE THAT JASON'S FRIENDS 1045 00:36:55,734 --> 00:36:58,066 WERE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL AT HOME AND INCLUDED. 1046 00:36:58,066 --> 00:37:00,400 AND IT DID MAKE ME FEEL CLOSER TO JASON. 1047 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,500 - IT WAS NICE, NO? - IT WAS VERY NICE. 1048 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,166 - I LOVE YOU. 1049 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:07,767 - I LOVE YOU TOO. HAVING FUN? 1050 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,900 - I LOVE YOU MORE TONIGHT THAN EVER. 1051 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:13,700 YOU KNOW THAT? 1052 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,667 THAN EVER. 1053 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,667 - OOH, IT'S A LITTLE COLD, BRYN. 1054 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:33,934 - IT'S COLD OUT HERE FOR YOU. - IT'S NICE OUT, THOUGH. 1055 00:37:33,934 --> 00:37:36,033 - LET ME KEEP YOU WARM, SWEETHEART. 1056 00:37:36,033 --> 00:37:38,100 OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU. - WAIT, I WANNA GET A PICTURE. 1057 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:40,000 - OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU. - YEAH, YEAH. 1058 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,200 - GOOD-BYE. - KEEP HER IN THERE, CAROL. 1059 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,800 LOCK HER IN THERE. I WANNA GET A PICTURE. 1060 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,166 - BETHENNY WILL TACKLE YOU. WHERE DO YOU WANNA GET IT? 1061 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,233 - I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE CAME HOME THIS WEEKEND. 1062 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:50,834 IT WAS DEFINITELY A TURBULENT WEEKEND, 1063 00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:52,567 BUT ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY. 1064 00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:54,900 THESE ARE NOT PROBLEMS THAT WILL BE RESOLVED TODAY. 1065 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,633 BUT THEY WILL BE RESOLVED EVENTUALLY. 1066 00:37:57,633 --> 00:38:00,700 - [giggles] - AW, CAROL. 1067 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,100 I GOT A TEAR. 1068 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,934 - [giggles] YOU ARE CRYING. 1069 00:38:03,934 --> 00:38:05,367 - I GOT A TEAR. 1070 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:07,834 - YOU ARE CRYING. 1071 00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:09,600 - OH. - WE'LL SEE THEM AGAIN. 1072 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,667 - WHERE'S COOKIE? - I DIDN'T BRING HER. 1073 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:12,867 - WHERE'S THE BOO-BOO? 1074 00:38:12,867 --> 00:38:14,934 NO ONE--WHY DOES COOKIE ALWAYS GET SCREWED? 1075 00:38:14,934 --> 00:38:17,533 AW. COOKIE! 1076 00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:18,567 - GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T... 1077 00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:20,467 - SHE WANTS TO STAY WITH YOU GUYS. 1078 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:22,633 - YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE-- - SORRY, COOK. 1079 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,734 - [indistinct] - OH. 1080 00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:26,233 - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1081 00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:28,700 GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD. LOOK, AW. 1082 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,066 - HE COULDN'T EVEN GRAB HER BY THE LEASH. 1083 00:38:31,066 --> 00:38:32,500 [laughs] 1084 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,567 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, SEE YOU LATER. 1085 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:35,834 - WE LOVE YOU. 1086 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:38,633 - HAVE A SAFE TRIP, EVERYBODY. - SO LONG. 1087 00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:51,133 - COMING UP... 1088 00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:52,667 - WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF HOLDING BRYN, 1089 00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:54,000 DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT 1090 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,467 THAT THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER? 1091 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,967 - SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT ME. 1092 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:59,166 SO HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW IF THAT WENT ON? I DON'T REMEMBER. 1093 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,100 NO, I THINK SHE LOVED ME. I HAVE NO IDEA. 1094 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,300 - HELLO. 1095 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:12,800 - HI. SO HOW'S YOUR FAMILY? 1096 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,767 - GOOD, WE ALL-- YOU KNOW, WE'RE CALM. 1097 00:39:14,767 --> 00:39:17,133 WE HAD A WEEKEND WITH JASON'S PARENTS. 1098 00:39:17,133 --> 00:39:18,967 - MM-HMM. - IN PENNSYLVANIA. 1099 00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:20,367 - MM-HMM. AND HOW'D THAT GO? 1100 00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:22,367 - IT WAS A REALLY NICE WEEKEND. 1101 00:39:22,367 --> 00:39:23,867 AND THEY WERE SO-- THEY'RE SO OPEN. 1102 00:39:23,867 --> 00:39:25,667 AND SO, YOU KNOW-- THAT'S WHY YOU FEEL GUILT. 1103 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:28,233 - I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. WHY WOULD YOU FEEL GUILT? 1104 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,033 - BECAUSE THEY WOULD LIKE IT DIFFERENTLY. 1105 00:39:30,033 --> 00:39:31,734 AND I SAID AT THE TABLE I SOMETIMES FEEL BAD 1106 00:39:31,734 --> 00:39:33,900 THAT JASON DIDN'T MARRY A GIRL FROM DOWN THE STREET 1107 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,300 THAT YOU GUYS COULD BE OVER THERE EVERY SINGLE DAY. 1108 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,600 AND THIS BRINGS UP WHAT WAS ILLUSTRATED THE WHOLE WEEKEND, 1109 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,967 IS THAT WE ARE SO DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT. 1110 00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:42,300 - TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 1111 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:44,300 - WE WENT TO THIS BAR ON SATURDAY NIGHT, 1112 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:46,734 AND ONE OF HIS VERY GOOD FRIENDS SAID, YOU KNOW, 1113 00:39:46,734 --> 00:39:49,133 "IT'S ABOUT YOUR ROOTS," AND I GOT EMOTIONAL. 1114 00:39:49,133 --> 00:39:51,133 'CAUSE I SAID, "I DON'T HAVE ROOTS." 1115 00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:52,934 - WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT? BECAUSE YOU DO HAVE ROOTS. 1116 00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:56,033 YOU CAME FROM TWO PEOPLE, YOUR PARENTS. 1117 00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:58,033 - AS MUCH AS I HAVE A PLACE THAT I CAME FROM, 1118 00:39:58,033 --> 00:39:59,500 EVERYBODY WAS BORN FROM SOMETHING, 1119 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,700 I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE-- 1120 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,400 I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE ROOTS. 1121 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,100 - BUT, I MEAN, JUST... - RIGHT, RIGHT. 1122 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,500 - JUST, WE'RE EXPLORING YOU AND HOW YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF. 1123 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,767 AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE ROOTS. 1124 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:14,367 I GET THE IMPRESSION, WHENEVER WE TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, 1125 00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:17,100 YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER, AND YOUR STEPFATHER, 1126 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,433 IT'S LIKE, I SEE THIS TUPPERWARE CONTAINER. 1127 00:40:19,433 --> 00:40:21,100 IT'S IN A BOX, AND YOU'LL, YOU KNOW, 1128 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,233 PEEK IN THERE REAL QUICK, BUT YOU SHUT IT RIGHT AWAY. 1129 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:24,467 - YES. - AND WHEN YOU SAY THINGS 1130 00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:25,734 LIKE, "I DON'T HAVE ROOTS," 1131 00:40:25,734 --> 00:40:28,133 YOU'RE DIMINISHING YOUR WHOLE HISTORY. 1132 00:40:30,066 --> 00:40:31,800 DO YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S NO ATTACHMENT 1133 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,200 TO YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER? 1134 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,633 YOUR FATHER WAS DYING, AND YOU WENT TO BE WITH HIM. 1135 00:40:36,633 --> 00:40:37,900 YOU WANTED SOMETHING. 1136 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,667 I'M NOT SAYING THE ATTACHMENT WAS HEALTHY, 1137 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:43,100 I'M NOT SAYING THE ATTACHMENTS, YOU KNOW, ARE... 1138 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,834 - I UNDERSTAND. THERE IS A CONNECTION. 1139 00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:46,500 IT EXISTS. - THERE ARE CONNECTIONS. 1140 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,500 AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF HOLDING BRYN, 1141 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:51,033 AND FEEDING HER, 1142 00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:52,500 DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT 1143 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,266 THAT THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER? 1144 00:40:54,266 --> 00:40:55,667 - I DO. - YOU DO? 1145 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:56,867 - BUT I'VE HEARD FROM THIS WOMAN 1146 00:40:56,867 --> 00:40:58,100 THAT USED TO WATCH ME AS A KID. 1147 00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,633 SHE USED TO-- MY MOTHER USED TO-- 1148 00:40:59,633 --> 00:41:00,734 THAT MY PARENTS, MY MOTHER AND MY STEPFATHER 1149 00:41:00,734 --> 00:41:01,867 USED TO DROP ME OFF AT HER HOUSE, 1150 00:41:01,867 --> 00:41:03,367 AND I'D STAY THERE FOR WEEKS AT A TIME... 1151 00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:05,367 - OKAY, YOU'RE PUTTING IT BACK IN A CONTAINER. 1152 00:41:05,367 --> 00:41:09,000 GO BACK TO THE IMAGE OF YOUR MOTHER, SKIN AGAINST SKIN. 1153 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,567 - I DON'T KNOW THAT SHE WAS LIKE THAT, 1154 00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:12,100 'CAUSE THIS WOMAN TOLD ME SHE WASN'T. 1155 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,667 THAT SHE ALWAYS WOULD DROP ME OFF AT HER HOUSE. 1156 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,166 AND THAT SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT ME. 1157 00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:16,734 SO HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW IF THAT WENT ON? 1158 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:18,066 I DON'T REMEMBER. 1159 00:41:18,066 --> 00:41:19,633 NO, I THINK SHE LOVED ME. I HAVE NO IDEA. 1160 00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:21,967 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 1161 00:41:21,967 --> 00:41:23,467 I'M NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO KNOW. 1162 00:41:23,467 --> 00:41:25,100 I IMAGINE SHE COULD ONLY LOVE A LITTLE BABY, 1163 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:26,667 AND SHE SEEMED IT. 1164 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,266 BUT...I'VE HEARD OTHER STORIES. 1165 00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:30,066 THERE'S TOO MANY DIFFERENT STORIES. I HAVE NO IDEA. 1166 00:41:30,066 --> 00:41:31,700 SO I DON'T KNOW. HOW DO I KNOW? 1167 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:35,433 SHE DIDN'T ABUSE ME. BUT SHE WAS SO YOUNG. 1168 00:41:35,433 --> 00:41:37,266 I WAS PROBABLY A BURDEN AND A RESPONSIBILITY. 1169 00:41:37,266 --> 00:41:38,500 AND SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT-- 1170 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,433 NO ONE WANTS TO GET PREGNANT AT 19. 1171 00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:41,900 SO I HAVE NO IDEA. 1172 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,567 - NO, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW. 1173 00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:45,367 WHY DO YOU THINK IT BRINGS TEARS TO YOUR EYES? 1174 00:41:45,367 --> 00:41:46,767 - BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW. 1175 00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:48,333 'CAUSE I HAVE NO-- 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW. 1176 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:50,767 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. 1177 00:41:50,767 --> 00:41:52,600 - BUT WHAT'S THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE HAVING? 1178 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:57,333 - SAD, AND JUST SAD. JUST SADNESS, I THINK. 1179 00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:00,467 CONFUSION, SADNESS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1180 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:06,066 - YOU OKAY? 1181 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:08,567 I JUST WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE A LITTLE BIT 1182 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,667 WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND ABOUT YOU. 1183 00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:13,633 WHAT YOU ARE SAYING TO YOURSELF ABOUT YOU. 1184 00:42:13,633 --> 00:42:16,633 - I KNOW. 1185 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:27,567 - THIS SEASON ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1186 00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:30,333 [camera clicks] - BETHENNY, SMILE. 1187 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:32,767 - GUYS, HEY... 1188 00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:34,734 WAKE UP. - SHH! 1189 00:42:34,734 --> 00:42:36,066 - I'M TUCKING EVERYTHING IN, 1190 00:42:36,066 --> 00:42:37,400 THAT'S WHAT'S TAKING ME SO LONG. 1191 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,867 - WHAT, DO YOU HAVE A 12-INCH PENIS? 1192 00:42:38,867 --> 00:42:39,867 - YES, I DO. 1193 00:42:39,867 --> 00:42:41,300 - ARE YOU SINGLE? 1194 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:42,967 I AM NOT. I AM MARRIED, I HAVE A BABY. 1195 00:42:42,967 --> 00:42:44,333 - YOU DON'T DO OYSTERS? - NO. 1196 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,633 - LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE A VAGINA? 1197 00:42:45,633 --> 00:42:47,033 - PRETTY MUCH. - GINA. 1198 00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:51,300 - GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM. - I HAVE GOT TO POOP. 1199 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,700 - OH, MY GOD! IT'S THE... 1200 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:53,967 [laughing] 1201 00:42:53,967 --> 00:42:54,934 - WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO A FRIEND IF YOU CAN? 1202 00:42:54,934 --> 00:42:56,266 - FIST HIM. [laughing] 1203 00:42:56,266 --> 00:42:58,767 - IS IT THAT TRAUMATIC COMING HERE? 1204 00:42:58,767 --> 00:43:00,467 - WAIT, NO, IT'S SO EXCITING. 1205 00:43:00,467 --> 00:43:02,433 - BY THE WAY, I FEEL LIKE I'M ONE OF THE GIRLS HERE. 1206 00:43:02,433 --> 00:43:04,467 - IT'S SO FUN, RIGHT? - PIPE DOWN. 1207 00:43:04,467 --> 00:43:06,100 - YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS. 1208 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,033 YES, YOU ARE. 1209 00:43:08,033 --> 00:43:11,100 - SKATING WITH THE STARS? - YEAH, ICE SKATING. 1210 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,934 [heavy drum music] 1211 00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:14,433 - IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON ECSTASY. 1212 00:43:14,433 --> 00:43:15,834 - THIS CHILD MAY BE BAPTIZED-- 1213 00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:17,433 - THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR US. 1214 00:43:17,433 --> 00:43:19,934 - YOU CAN'T MOVE TO L.A. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT. 1215 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:21,900 - I THINK THIS IS OFFICIALLY CALLED TRESPASSING. 1216 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,467 - [chuckles] 1217 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,800 - YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR ME FOR FOUR MONTHS... 1218 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,000 - OKAY, FINE. - AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. 1219 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,300 - RIGHT. - NOTHING. 1220 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,000 - AGAIN, IT'S "MINE" AND "I." "MINE" AND "I." 1221 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,633 - OKAY. AND I DON'T WANNA SHUT ANYBODY OUT, 1222 00:43:31,633 --> 00:43:33,133 BUT I DON'T WANNA BE CHOKING EITHER, 1223 00:43:33,133 --> 00:43:34,734 BECAUSE I'M SO STRESSED OUT. 1224 00:43:34,734 --> 00:43:36,467 THIS IS WHAT IT IS, EVERYONE'S STARING AT ME, 1225 00:43:36,467 --> 00:43:38,200 WAITING TO SEE HOW I'M GOING TO REACT, 1226 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,166 AND I'M JUST REALLY VERY EMOTIONAL. 1227 00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:41,667 [sobbing] 1228 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,467 [camera clicks] 1229 00:43:43,467 --> 00:43:44,600 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1230 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,633 - GINA. - GINA? 1231 00:43:45,633 --> 00:43:47,066 - WOW! [applause] 1232 00:43:47,066 --> 00:43:50,066 [cheers and applause] 1233 00:43:50,066 --> 00:43:53,367 - OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE-- THAT'S THE BIGGEST HONOR EVER. 1234 00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:54,967 - WE'VE ARRIVED. 1235 00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:56,500 - LOOK AT ALL THE SKINNYGIRLS. 1236 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,567 - THIS IS MALIBU. OH, MY GOD. 1237 00:43:59,567 --> 00:44:00,767 - AW! 1238 00:44:00,767 --> 00:44:02,066 - I LOVE YOU. - [baby giggles] 1239 00:44:02,066 --> 00:44:04,300 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1240 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,767 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 1241 00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:08,800 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com