1 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:04,734 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,767 --> 00:00:08,266 - I'M BACK. I'M BACK! - YOU'RE BACK, BABY! 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,767 - I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS SELF-INVOLVED PERSON 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,033 THAT IS ONLY ABOUT WORK. 5 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:13,867 - IT'S GOING TO BE TIMES WHERE I'M, LIKE, 6 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,066 "ENOUGH BETHENNY TODAY." 7 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:18,100 - HI, BRYN. YOU'RE HOME! 8 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:19,700 - WE'RE GONNA KEEP YOU HERE. 9 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:22,667 - NO WAY. - OH, YEAH. WE GOT HER. 10 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:25,900 WE'D LOVE FOR YOU TO COME EVERY WEEK. 11 00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:27,467 - WE HAVE TO DO SOME THINGS ON OUR OWN 12 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,700 AS OUR OWN LITTLE FAMILY TOO. 13 00:00:28,734 --> 00:00:30,133 I'M NOT LETTING HIM BE ALWAYS-- 14 00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:31,567 BE THE BAD GUY IN THE MIDDLE. 15 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,934 - I'M TRYING TO PLEASE EVERYBODY, AND YOU CAN'T. 16 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,867 - HE WOULD WANT TO GO SEE YOU GUYS EVERY TWO TO THREE WEEKS, 17 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,367 AND I WOULD BE, LIKE, "GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW THEM 18 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,433 WITHOUT WANTING ME TO COME EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND." 19 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:44,333 WE HAVE TO, LIKE, FIND A BALANCE. 20 00:00:44,367 --> 00:00:45,333 [cameras clicking] 21 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,333 [upbeat music] 22 00:00:48,367 --> 00:00:54,166 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:02,500 [baby fussing] 24 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:06,200 - [whispering indistinctly] 25 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,133 HI. - HOW ARE YOU, HONEY? 26 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:12,200 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 27 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:14,667 - UM...DON'T LAUGH. 28 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,000 I'M GOING TO... DON'T LAUGH. 29 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:22,400 THE US WEEKLY 25 MOST STYLISH NEW YORKERS PARTY. 30 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:26,567 - ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? 31 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,033 [laughter] 32 00:01:28,066 --> 00:01:31,567 - BUSINESS IS GREAT. AND PART OF MY BUSINESS IS 33 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,867 GOING OUT ONCE IN A WHILE. 34 00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:35,300 AND IT'S GLAMOROUS. THIS REALLY IS MY MOMENT. 35 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:38,300 AND YOU GOTTA GET YOUR ASS OFF THE COUCH 36 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:40,667 AND FEED THE BEAST. [doorbell rings] 37 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,867 COME IN. HI, PATRICK. - HI. 38 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,100 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 39 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:48,266 - I'M GOOD. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 40 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,900 - OH, MY GOD. - YOU LOOK GREAT. 41 00:01:49,934 --> 00:01:51,300 THIS IS HOW PEOPLE DO IT. 42 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:52,600 - IT'S HOW THEY DO IT. 43 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:53,934 - LIKE, YOU JUST PUT THIS TOGETHER. 44 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:55,033 LIKE, EVERY DAY YOU WALK OUT THE HOUSE, 45 00:01:55,066 --> 00:01:57,000 AND IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THIS? - IT IS. 46 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,300 ALL IN THE MIX. 47 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:01,500 - PATRICK, WHO IS AN UNUSUAL LAD, FOR SURE, 48 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:04,767 CAME OVER TO STYLE ME IN SOME FABULOUS JEWELRY. 49 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,500 SO LET ME JUST SHOW YOU WHAT I'M DOING TONIGHT. 50 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:08,233 AND THEN I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOUR OPINION, 51 00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:09,400 ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE 52 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:10,600 I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BESIDES THIS TO WEAR. 53 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:12,600 I'M WEARING THIS SHIRT... - MM-HMM. 54 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,233 AND THIS BUBBLE-- LIKE, BUBBLE SKIRT 55 00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:15,467 WITH VERY HIGH BLACK HEELS. 56 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,900 THOUGHTS? - GREAT. 57 00:02:16,934 --> 00:02:18,200 - YOU LIKE IT? - I LIKE IT. 58 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:19,734 - YOU DON'T LIKE IT. - YEAH, I DO. 59 00:02:19,767 --> 00:02:21,033 - NO, YOU DON'T. - YES, I DO. 60 00:02:21,066 --> 00:02:22,600 WHY DON'T I LIKE IT? - 'CAUSE I CAN TELL. 61 00:02:22,633 --> 00:02:24,133 I KNOW PEOPLE. I READ PEOPLE. 62 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:25,200 - ARE YOU GONNA ROLL UP THE SLEEVES, 63 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:26,467 TURN THE COLLAR UP, 64 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,200 UNBUTTON IT A LITTLE BIT? 65 00:02:28,233 --> 00:02:31,033 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I LOVE-- I JUST WANNA... 66 00:02:31,066 --> 00:02:32,367 WELL, I CAN'T ROLL THE SLEEVES UP 67 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,367 BECAUSE THEY HAVE RUFFLES ON THEM. 68 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,567 BUT I CAN-- 69 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,033 I'M GOING TO PUT THE COLLAR UP A LITTLE. 70 00:02:36,066 --> 00:02:38,166 I LIKE THAT TOUCH. 71 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,300 AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN OPEN? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED--LIKE, WHAT? 72 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,700 - JUST A LITTLE BIT. NOT SO CLOSED UP. 73 00:02:42,734 --> 00:02:44,367 AND MAYBE JUST THE COLLAR UP A LITTLE BIT. 74 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:48,100 - RIGHT. OKAY. - AND... 75 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:51,300 - LET ME TAKE THIS OFF BECAUSE I WILL STAIN IT. 76 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:52,633 BUT I NEED STUFF IN GENERAL, ANYWAY. 77 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:55,233 I'M DOING THE COVER OF HEALTH MAGAZINE PARTY 78 00:02:55,266 --> 00:02:57,533 AND, LIKE, A GLAAD EVENT. 79 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,300 THERE'S A BUNCH OF STUFF COMING UP, SO... 80 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:01,600 I LIKE THAT ONE. - YEAH. 81 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:03,667 - I LIKE THAT A LOT. - I LIKE THAT TOO. 82 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:06,033 WHAT ARE THESE, THEY'RE GEODES? - IT'S A GEODE. 83 00:03:06,066 --> 00:03:08,700 - WHAT IS A GEODE? - IT'S A ROCK. 84 00:03:08,734 --> 00:03:10,400 AND IT'S A ROCK THAT'S SPLIT IN TWO. 85 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:12,667 THEY'RE MINED IN MEXICO. DON'T YOU LIKE THAT? 86 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,333 - YEAH, I COULD DO, LIKE, ONE THING. 87 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,567 [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 88 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,800 THESE ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 89 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:20,800 AREN'T THOSE BEAUTIFUL? 90 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,667 [gasps] I LOVE THAT! 91 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,100 - THIS IS NOT MY LAST TIME HERE. 92 00:03:25,133 --> 00:03:26,967 - I KNOW. I LIKE WHEN YOU SHOW UP. 93 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,600 - SO I'LL--DING DONG. THE JEWELRY MAN IS HERE. 94 00:03:29,633 --> 00:03:31,834 - DO YOU LIVE CLOSE BY? - I LIVE IN THE EAST VILLAGE. 95 00:03:31,867 --> 00:03:34,166 - PERFECT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 96 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,033 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPING BY. 97 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:38,166 THANK YOU...SO MUCH. - AND SPARKLE TONIGHT. 98 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,233 - I--THANK YOU. 99 00:03:40,266 --> 00:03:42,300 MY CAREER IS REALLY-- IT'S LIKE A DREAM. 100 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:44,166 WHO WOULDN'T WANT THIS FANTASTIC GAY ORNAMENT 101 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,200 COMING INTO YOUR HOUSE WITH A SATCHEL OF JEWELS? 102 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:48,867 IT REALLY IS THE TIME. THE TIME IS RIGHT NOW. 103 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:51,400 YOU GOTTA WAKE UP, HONEY. 104 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:54,233 HE DID ONE TRIP WITH ME, AND HE'S NOW FEELING IT. 105 00:03:54,266 --> 00:03:55,567 IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS, 106 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,200 YOU GOTTA STAY CHAINED TO THE PORCH. 107 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:59,900 YOU GOTTA GET UP. ANIMAL. 108 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:02,767 - I AM TIRED. - I KNOW, HONEY. 109 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,100 THE RED EYE'S A BITCH. 110 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:07,867 - YOU'RE NOT JET-LAGGED? - NO, SWEETIE. 111 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,600 REMEMBER, THE DEVIL DON'T FEEL. 112 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:12,266 THIS MAN NAMED JASON, WHO HAPPENS TO LIVE DOWN THE HALL, 113 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,900 IS TRYING TO TAKE A NAP WHILE I'M DOING MY HAIR AND MAKEUP. 114 00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:16,934 - IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO SLEEP IN HERE. 115 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:20,900 I MEAN, YOU YELL AT JULIE FOR HER INSIDE VOICE. 116 00:04:20,934 --> 00:04:23,333 - I'M SORRY. - HEY. 117 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:25,333 - YOU NEED TO TONE IT DOWN TOO A LITTLE BIT. 118 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:28,400 - YEAH? - YOU'RE SCREAMING OUT HERE. 119 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:32,600 HI. IF I HEAR ABOUT A GEOBE STONE 120 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:35,200 AND A, UH, "OH, MY GOD, THIS JEWELRY 121 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,767 AND THAT JEWELRY..." 122 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,400 OH, MY LORD. 123 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:41,700 BUT I HEAR SOME GUY IN THERE-- I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. 124 00:04:41,734 --> 00:04:44,467 "OH, MY GOD!" AND IT'S ANOTHER PIECE OF JEWELRY 125 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,800 THAT'S SO AMAZING. 126 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:47,066 AND THEN IT'S, "OH, MY GOD, 127 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,667 "IF YOU ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES AND PULL YOUR HAIR BACK, 128 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,200 THAT'S THIS TOTALLY DIFFERENT LOOK." 129 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:53,633 - IT IS, THOUGH. 130 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,400 DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF SENSE OF STYLE? 131 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,734 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REALLY CARE. 132 00:04:57,767 --> 00:04:59,967 - OKAY. 133 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,100 - I MEAN, YOU MUST LOVE THIS NEW WORLD. 134 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:04,500 YOU, LIKE, PLAY DRESS-UP EVERY DAY. 135 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:07,133 - YEAH, I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 136 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,233 - WHAT'S A GEOBE, BY THE WAY? 137 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,433 - A GEODE. 138 00:05:09,467 --> 00:05:12,734 I DIDN'T KNOW MYSELF. IT'S A ROCK. 139 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,633 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE. 140 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:15,934 - DO YOU LOVE YOUR MAMA? 141 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,800 - THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE WEARING? - YEAH. 142 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:20,667 - WHAT DO I HAVE TO WEAR TO THIS THING? 143 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,800 - NOT YOUR JEANS. 144 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:23,400 - WHAT'S THAT? - NOT YOUR JEANS. 145 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:25,033 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY JEANS? 146 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,934 - HAVE YOU SEEN HIS JEANS? - NO. 147 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:31,333 - WHY CAN'T I WEAR MY JEANS? 148 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:33,834 - I JUST THINK WE MAYBE SHOULD GET SOME NEW JEANS. 149 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,300 LIKE, SOME NIGHTTIME JEANS. 150 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,433 JASON WEARS, LIKE, '80s JEANS. 151 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:40,300 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE JEANS? 152 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,333 - I THINK IT'S TIME. - GINA, WHAT'S WRONG WITH-- 153 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:44,967 - MAYBE A LITTLE TIGHTER. - AND YOU JUST DID SOMETHING. 154 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,767 - THEY'RE WHAT? - A LITTLE BIT... 155 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,700 NOT TOO LOOSE. MM... 156 00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:50,066 - THEY'RE A LITTLE TIGHT? - AND DARKER. 157 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,834 I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A PAIR OF NIGHTTIME JEANS. 158 00:05:51,867 --> 00:05:53,633 THOSE ARE GOOD TO GO TO THE SPORTS BAR AND EAT WINGS 159 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,900 AND DIP IN BUFFALO SAUCE. I'M SERIOUS. 160 00:05:55,934 --> 00:05:57,333 BUT YOU CAN'T WEAR THOSE OUT-- - THEY'RE NOT GOOD FOR THE... 161 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,433 WHERE ARE WE GOING TONIGHT? 162 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:01,600 - US WEEKLY 25 MOST STYLISH. 163 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:02,900 IT'S BAD. WE'RE GETTING JASON NEW JEANS. 164 00:06:02,934 --> 00:06:04,667 ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA GET READY. 165 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,867 VERONICA, LET'S BOOGIE. EVERYBODY GET IT TOGETHER. 166 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,967 ALL RIGHT, CRUNCH TIME. STACY, MY HAIRDRESSER, 167 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,867 SHOWED UP AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, 168 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,900 AND IT WAS A MAD RUSH TO GET US OUT OF THE HOUSE. 169 00:06:12,934 --> 00:06:14,467 WE'VE GOTTA LEAVE IN 20 MINUTES. 170 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,333 WE'LL GET--WE'LL WALK OUT THE DOOR IN 25 MINUTES. 171 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:19,467 IS IT OVER. ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST GET DRESSED. 172 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,533 EVERYBODY STAY HERE FOR TWO SECONDS. 173 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:22,767 WE'RE LEAVING SOON. 174 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,300 I RUN AROUND LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC, 175 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:25,967 AND I'M LATE SOMETIMES. 176 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,400 AND JUST, YOU KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE-- 177 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:29,934 THIS IS FULL TILT. 178 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:37,000 VERONICA, WOULD YOU HELP ME PUT THIS STUFF ON MY LEGS? 179 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:39,000 IT'S OILY, BECAUSE I HAVE LIZARD LEGS. 180 00:06:39,033 --> 00:06:40,934 I HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE THAT I HAVE PEOPLE 181 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,333 TO HELP ME GET READY TO LOOK GOOD. 182 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:43,800 BECAUSE IF I DID IT ON MY OWN, 183 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:44,834 I WOULD SCARE PEOPLE. 184 00:06:44,867 --> 00:06:47,567 OKAY... 185 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,934 I LIKE TO PULL IT TIGHT. - I KNOW. 186 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:51,533 - LET ME JUST FEED THIS ANIMAL. 187 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,300 WHAT'S THIS NEW FOOD? THERE'S, LIKE, NEW FOOD. 188 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,834 THIS LOOKS UNFAMILIAR. - YEAH, UH, WHAT--WHO, UH... 189 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:58,533 - WE HAVEN'T EATEN. I HAVE TO EAT. OW. 190 00:06:58,567 --> 00:06:59,734 WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO EAT. 191 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,400 - HOW ARE WE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO EAT? 192 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:02,767 - WE SHOULD MAKE TIME TO EAT. 193 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,266 WE SHOULD JUST GRAB SOMETHING BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT. 194 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,633 I ONLY HAD A HALF A TUNA FISH-- - SO DO I. 195 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:08,633 IT'S A CIRCUS IN THIS HOUSE ALL THE TIME. 196 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:10,734 IT DEFINITELY TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO. 197 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:13,533 - BYE, GINA. BYE, EVERYONE. 198 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,800 BYE, BOO-BOO. [dog barking] 199 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:17,266 BYE. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 200 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:20,100 LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 201 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:24,467 - BYE, BOBOS. BYE, BOBOS. 202 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:30,500 - OH... GETTING OUT THAT DOOR. 203 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,867 THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 204 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,667 - OH, WOW, LOOK WHAT THAT GUY'S GOT. 205 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:41,467 WE GOTTA GET THE POP BURGERS. 206 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,367 WHAT'S BETTER, THE FRENCH FRIES OR THE ONION RINGS? 207 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,200 - THE FRENCH FRIES. - ALL RIGHT. 208 00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:47,367 I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY'RE GONNA HAVE FOOD AT THIS THING, 209 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,967 AND I NEED SOME FUEL. 210 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,367 AND ALSO, I GET TO BE ALONE WITH JASON, 211 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,000 AND WE CAN HAVE JUST A MOMENT BETWEEN THE TWO OF US. 212 00:07:54,033 --> 00:07:56,000 AND I INTEND TO GET BOMBED AND DANCE MY ASS OFF. 213 00:07:56,033 --> 00:07:57,400 I LOVE YOU. 214 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,567 - I LOVE YOU. 215 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,266 NICE. WHAT IS IT? 216 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,000 - IT'S A LITTLE BLUEBERRY THING I CONCOCTED. YOU LIKE IT? 217 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,000 - I LIKE IT. 218 00:08:08,033 --> 00:08:09,400 YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. - THANK YOU. 219 00:08:09,433 --> 00:08:12,133 ARE WE STILL NEWLYWEDS? DO WE ACT LIKE NEWLYWEDS, 220 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,500 OR WE DON'T-- WE ACT LIKE PARENTS? 221 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:15,433 - I DON'T THINK WE ACT LIKE PARENTS. 222 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:17,367 I'M GONNA BE CHASING YOU AROUND IN THAT OUTFIT 223 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,667 ALL NIGHT TONIGHT. 224 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,800 - OKAY. 225 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,500 I LOOK AT JASON, AND I'M-- 226 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:24,800 IT'S SO NICE TO WAKE UP AND JUST BE, LIKE, 227 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:26,100 "I CHOSE THE RIGHT PERSON." 228 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:27,467 DO YOU BELIEVE I'M IN THE MOOD TO PLAY GOLF? 229 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,233 BECAUSE WE PLAYED SO WELL-- I PLAYED SO WELL-- 230 00:08:30,266 --> 00:08:33,767 - HI! COME IN. 231 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,667 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU-- 232 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:36,967 WHY DO WE SEE YOU EVERYWHERE? 233 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,967 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME. - EVERYWHERE? 234 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,533 - YEAH. 235 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:42,834 - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. - WHAT? 236 00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:44,500 - I SAW YOU GUYS ON THE STREET. - YES. 237 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:45,934 - HOW ARE YOU? IT'S NICK, RIGHT? 238 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:47,767 - DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BURGER? 239 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:48,834 - IT'S NICK? - YEAH, NICK. 240 00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:50,133 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. HI. 241 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:51,300 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BURGER? 242 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,734 - HAVE YOU EATEN HERE BEFORE? 243 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,166 - YEAH, I'LL GET THE GOBBLE, GOBBLE. 244 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,400 - OH, OKAY. 245 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:58,133 AS SOON AS BETHENNY SAW NICK, 246 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:01,033 SHE POPS UP IN HER CHAIR, SHE HAS THIS TWINKLE IN HER EYE. 247 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:04,200 - SIT DOWN. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING OKAY. 248 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:06,333 - WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THE BAG? - OH, FAT WITCH BROWNIES. 249 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:07,333 OVER FROM, UH... 250 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:08,667 - FROM THE CHELSEA MARKET? - YEAH. 251 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,367 - YOU, LIKE-- FOOD IS YOUR LIFE. 252 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,200 - YEAH, I GUESS. - I MISS YOU. 253 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:16,233 - THANK YOU. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU TOO. 254 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,166 - NO, I DO. I REALLY ENJOYED-- 255 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,667 THE GUY WHO TOOK THE JOB ISN'T YOU. 256 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,266 BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE HIM. 257 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:25,934 HE GAVE A REALLY GOOD INTERVIEW, I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 258 00:09:25,967 --> 00:09:27,734 NOT THAT YOU DIDN'T. YOU GAVE AN AMAZING INTERVIEW. 259 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,333 - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR 260 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:31,533 AND LEWD LANGUAGE? 261 00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:33,967 - I CERTAINLY ENGAGE IN IT 262 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,066 IN MY NON-INTERVIEW CAREER. - EXCELLENT. I LIKE YOU. 263 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,533 BUT HE GAVE, LIKE, A VERY-- 264 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:40,667 "I'M ON IT, I GOT IT" INTERVIEW. 265 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:43,233 - I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE. 266 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:44,333 AND I GO HARD, YOU KNOW. 267 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:46,500 I DON'T NEED TO BE LOOKED AFTER. 268 00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:48,033 IF YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING, I'M GONNA GET IT DONE. 269 00:09:48,066 --> 00:09:49,967 - I THINK HE'S A LITTLE MORE INTO HIM THINKING 270 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,800 IT'S ALL VERY HIGH-PROFILE AND, LIKE, 271 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,900 BIG PARTIES AND MEETING GIRLS. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? 272 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:56,400 IT BOTHERED ME THAT I GAVE THAT JOB 273 00:09:56,433 --> 00:10:01,767 TO THE KIND OF SMOOTHER, SLICK, GOOD-LOOKING GUY 274 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,967 WHO WOULD GET THE GIRLS IN THE BAR, 275 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,400 AND I DIDN'T HIRE THE NERDY GUY. 276 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,600 I SOMEHOW PUT MYSELF RIGHT BACK INTO HIGH SCHOOL 277 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:10,767 AND, LIKE, PICKED THE COOL KID. 278 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,400 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE RESTAURANT WORLD? 279 00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,533 WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE TO DO? 280 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:14,633 - WELL, I'VE BEEN GOING 281 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,033 TO A LOT OF DESSERT TRUCKS. 282 00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:17,367 DO YOU LIKE DESSERT TRUCKS AT ALL? 283 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,533 - THEY HAVE THE CUPCAKE STOP ONE DOWNTOWN--NO? 284 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:21,333 - NO. THERE'S THE DESSERT TRUCK. 285 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:25,166 WHICH IS OVER ON ST. MARK'S AND, LIKE, THIRD. 286 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,000 AND THEY'VE GOT REALLY GREAT-- 287 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,400 LIKE, STUFF THAT YOU WOULDN'T IMAGINE, 288 00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:30,200 LIKE CREME BRULEE, AND-- - OH, LIKE, FANCY DESSERTS. 289 00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:31,600 - YEAH, CHOCOLATE BREAD PUDDING. - POPBAR. 290 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,767 - POPBAR, YEAH. - WE WANNA GO THERE. 291 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,567 IS IT GOOD? - IT'S PRETTY GOOD, YEAH. 292 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,400 - I'M A THIRD WHEEL HERE. 293 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,000 - I CAN'T STUMP YOU! 294 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,133 - YOU GUYS WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU ALONE? 295 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:40,533 - I'M, LIKE, WE'RE FULLY INTO THIS-- 296 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:41,533 THIS IS LIKE WE'RE IN A PORNO NOW. 297 00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:42,800 - I MEAN, YOU JUST-- 298 00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,600 SHE WASN'T THIS EXCITED SITTING HERE WITH ME. 299 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,834 - NO! YES, I WAS. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 300 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:49,633 - NICK WALKS-- I'M EXCITED TO SEE NICK, 301 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:50,934 BUT I MEAN, BABY... 302 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,266 - SORRY. I LOVE YOU. 303 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,734 BUT GOD, NICK KNOWS HIS STUFF! 304 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,533 HE'S PROBABLY SOME MISUNDERSTOOD PERSON. 305 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,433 HE'S SOMEONE IN A CORNER OF A LUNCHROOM 306 00:10:58,467 --> 00:10:59,700 THAT NO ONE EVER GETS TO KNOW. 307 00:10:59,734 --> 00:11:02,300 HE'S DEFINITELY STRANGE, BUT I REALLY DO VALUE 308 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,800 HIS APPRECIATION AND PASSION FOR FOOD. 309 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,967 YOU'RE AWESOME. WE REALLY LIKE YOU. 310 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,133 WE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOU. 311 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,100 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TO GO TO THIS EVENT, 312 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,133 BUT THIS WAS SO AMAZING SEEING YOU. 313 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,567 AND I GOTTA, LIKE, BE ON DATE NIGHT. 314 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,867 IT WAS LIKE YOU AND I WERE ON DATE NIGHT. 315 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,667 SO I GOTTA GO BACK-- - YOU WANT HIM TO GO WITH YOU? 316 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,300 - DON'T BE SORRY. 317 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,700 - YEAH. - DON'T BE SORRY. 318 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:22,000 - NICK, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - PROMISE. 319 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:23,834 - NO, NO, NO. LOOK AT ME. 320 00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:25,633 - GOOD TO SEE YOU, GUYS. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 321 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:26,800 - YES. SO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. - ALL RIGHT. 322 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,066 - TRUST ME. THIS WE KNOW. 323 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,734 - IT JUST BROKE MY HEART WHEN HE SHOOK MY HAND 324 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,800 AND, LIKE, LOOKED DOWN AT THE GROUND. 325 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,767 IT JUST--I DON'T-- 326 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,567 WE GOTTA BREAK HIM OUT OF HIS SHELL. 327 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,367 YOU JUST MADE HER NIGHT, BY THE WAY. 328 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,333 - YEAH. IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU. - SEE YA, BUDDY. 329 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,734 - VERY NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. - LET'S DO IT. 330 00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,667 GET SOME NAPKINS. - OKAY. 331 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,333 - COMING UP... 332 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:56,266 - WHY, WHEN YOU ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING, I JUST GO? 333 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,800 WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, 334 00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:01,867 IT'S A CONVERSATION. IT'S AN ARGUMENT. 335 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:05,367 - BECAUSE I'M A DIFFICULT HUMAN BEING. 336 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,533 WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT WE'D RUN INTO HIM? 337 00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:18,667 IT'S A SIGN. - I LIKE THAT KID. 338 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,700 - WHILE WE'RE EATING POP-- 339 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:21,066 I LOVE HIM. - I FEEL FOR HIM. 340 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,800 - NO, HE'S IN OUR LIVES. - MY HEART GOES OUT TO HIM. 341 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,900 - IT'S A SIGN. IT'S A SIGN. 342 00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:27,633 WHENEVER WE GO OUT, WE ALWAYS RUN INTO SOMEONE 343 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:31,100 OR SOMETHING, AND IT ALWAYS TURNS INTO BUSINESS. 344 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,767 I MEAN, I CHOSE THE PERSON 345 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,900 THAT UNDERSTOOD WHAT THIS LIFE WAS, 346 00:12:34,934 --> 00:12:37,600 AND THAT GETS IT. 347 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,400 - REMEMBER, WE SAID THERE'S NO OUT. 348 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:40,700 - NO, THERE'S NO OUT. 349 00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:42,300 - RIGHT? - THERE'S NO OUT. 350 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,867 BUT I WORRY THAT IT'S TOO MUCH ABOUT ME. 351 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,800 - IT'S A LITTLE MUCH ABOUT ALL BETHENNY SOMETIMES. 352 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,800 - I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I WANT TO MAKE AN EFFORT 353 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,066 TO MAKE IT MORE ABOUT YOU. 354 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:52,000 - YOU JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ENJOY, OKAY? 355 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:53,166 - OH, NO, I ENJOY BEING WITH YOU. 356 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,367 BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT IT-- 357 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,333 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE AN UNEQUAL THING. 358 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:58,934 - IT'S NOT. IT SEEMS THAT WAY NOW, 359 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,867 BUT...I'M NOT KEEPING SCORE. 360 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,000 - IT'S THE DISTRIBUTION. 361 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,367 LOVE WITH YOU, LOVE WITH COOKIE, LOVE WITH THE BABY. 362 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,867 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. THERE ARE DAYS 363 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,800 YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN IT, AND THEN I'M LIKE, 364 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:12,867 OH, MY GOD, GIVE ME A BREAK. 365 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:17,367 - I HEAR--I'M KIND OF GROSSED OUT BY MYSELF. 366 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,533 THE MINUTE YOU WOULD EVER SAY STOP...WE'LL STOP. 367 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:25,867 - JUST REMEMBER, IN OUR HOUSE, THERE'S NO CELEBRITY. 368 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,700 - NO. YES, THERE IS. 369 00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:30,867 - NO. - COOKIE. GINA. 370 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,367 DON'T TELL ME GINA. 371 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,333 - IT'S EQUALLY DISTRIBUTED, 25%. 372 00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:39,934 ME, MOMMY, COOKIE, AND BRYN. 373 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,333 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT, MOMMY? 374 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:55,667 - NO, I'M JUST BEING HARD ON MYSELF. 375 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:59,500 I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE THIS HARD. 376 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,333 I DIDN'T. - YOU DIDN'T? 377 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:02,800 - NO, I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD HAVE THIS MUCH OF A-- 378 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,066 IT'S LIKE A HURRICANE. 379 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,367 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BE LIKE A TORNADO. 380 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,633 I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT. 381 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,200 YOU SAY IT, AND YOU SEE IT, AND YOU WANT IT, 382 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:09,834 BUT YOU DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT IT IS. 383 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,567 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING ON. 384 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,600 LIKE A TREE IN A STORM, LIKE, YOU'RE HOLDING ON. 385 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:15,100 I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE. 386 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,500 TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW, LIKE, 387 00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:19,533 NEVER EVEN FEELING TIRED. TRYING TO NOT FEEL TIRED. 388 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,700 IT'S HARD. - DON'T CRY, MOMMY. 389 00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:25,066 - NO, I'M NOT CRYING. I'M NOT CRYING. 390 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,266 I'M NOT CRYING. I'M NOT CRYING. 391 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,600 OH, MY GOD, HOW MUCH SHOULD I CRY? 392 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:32,633 - SUCCESS IS NOT EASY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 393 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,166 [camera shutters clicking] 394 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,133 - THANK YOU. 395 00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:08,266 - I OPEN THE DOOR, AND THERE'S A SEA OF FLASHBULBS. 396 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:12,367 - YOU'VE COME BACK A LONG WAY. WITH THE WIND BLOWING... 397 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,867 - IT'S SURREAL. - OH, MY GOD. 398 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,200 - OH, BETHENNY, THAT'S YOUR SMILE. 399 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,433 - FABULOUS. OH, MY GOD! 400 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,767 - OVER HERE. 401 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,433 OVER HERE TO YOUR RIGHT. 402 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,600 - AND NEXT TO HIM, PLEASE. - ONE MORE TIME. 403 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:30,100 - THANK YOU FOR HONORING ME. THANK YOU. OKAY. 404 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,533 - WHO ARE YOU WEARING? 405 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,900 - OH, RIGHT. I GOT IT A LOT. 406 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,667 - I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO GET INSIDE 407 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:39,133 AND JUST CLOSE THE DOOR AND DANCE 408 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,567 AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS AND JUST HAVE FUN. 409 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,100 BECAUSE THIS IS A NIGHT OUT FOR US. 410 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:45,800 [house music playing] 411 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:54,000 ♪ ♪ 412 00:15:54,033 --> 00:15:56,667 - THIS WAS OUR DATE NIGHT, 413 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,834 AND WE DEFINITELY WERE FLIRTING, 414 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,133 AND WE'RE REALLY IN LOVE, AND I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF 415 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:04,600 AFTER HAVING BEEN PREGNANT FOR THE LAST TEN MONTHS-- 416 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,166 NOT WEARING ANYTHING CUTE. 417 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,700 I JUST FELT LIGHT. THE BABY WAS HOME. 418 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,900 SHE'S WELL TAKEN CARE OF. SHE'S ASLEEP. 419 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,300 WE CAN GO OUT AND REALLY HAVE FUN. 420 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:18,633 ♪ ♪ 421 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,567 OH... 422 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,166 [both chuckling] 423 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,900 YOU WANTED ME TO GET RID OF THIS? 424 00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,367 - IT IS PRETTY COMFORTABLE. 425 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,700 - OH, YOUR FEET FEELING IT TOO? - NO. 426 00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:42,567 MOVE OVER. - OH, MY GOD. 427 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,400 THIS IS LIKE A-- - YOU LIKE IT? 428 00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,767 - I LOVE IT. 429 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,900 SO WHY DON'T WE JUST DESIGN THE WHOLE HOUSE 430 00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:48,133 AROUND THIS CHAIR? 431 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,700 - LET'S MAKE THE SECOND BABY ON THIS CHAIR. 432 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:51,967 - THAT'S UNSANITARY. 433 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,834 LET'S, UM--WHY DON'T WE-- 434 00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,066 WHY DON'T WE, UM... - WHAT? 435 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,200 - ALL RIGHT... 436 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:02,367 - WHY DON'T WE GO TO MY PARENTS' THIS WEEKEND? 437 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,133 - WHY? BECAUSE WE WERE JUST THERE. 438 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,500 - NO, WE COULD TAKE ALL THIS CRAP THAT YOU WANT. 439 00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:07,734 - YOU COULD BRING IT ANOTHER TIME--IT DOESN'T HAVE 440 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,000 TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW. - I'LL BRING THE BABY. 441 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:10,900 - NO, YOU WON'T. - WHY CAN'T I BRING THE BABY 442 00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:13,100 WHEN I GO...FOR THE DAY? 443 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,400 - WHEN YOU GO FOR THE DAY? 444 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,433 BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT PLAYING GOLF THE WHOLE DAY. 445 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,000 - IF I DON'T PLAY GOLF. 446 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,066 - WHEN I'M HOME, I DON'T LIKE 447 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,200 BEING WITHOUT THE BABY FOR A WHOLE DAY. 448 00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:23,567 WELL, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TEN-HOUR DAY. 449 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,333 IF WE GO AND IT'S FOUR HOURS-- 450 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,033 - WE DON'T HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER. 451 00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:30,533 - OKAY. 452 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:33,667 - SO YOU DON'T WANT TO COME TO MY PARENTS' WITH ME? 453 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,100 - YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR PARENTS' 454 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,200 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BRING STUFF. 455 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,233 YOU WANT TO GO TO YOUR PARENTS' 456 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,300 BECAUSE IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO WEEKS 457 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:42,500 SINCE WE'VE SEEN THEM. - WRONG. WRONG. 458 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:47,066 I'M HAPPY TO SEE MY PARENTS ONCE A MONTH. 459 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,133 WHAT'S THAT LOOK? 460 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:52,500 - HE WOULD LIKE HIS PARENTS TO BE VERY INVOLVED. 461 00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,166 I MEAN, JASON WOULD LIKE HIS PARENTS 462 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,500 TO BE LIVING IN OUR APARTMENT. 463 00:17:57,533 --> 00:18:00,700 - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THINGS SO DIFFICULT? 464 00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:01,967 - IF IT WEREN'T, IN THE VERY BEGINNING, 465 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,100 THAT WE SAW THEM ALL THE TIME SO MUCH, 466 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,934 THAT MAYBE ONCE WE HAD A BABY-- - WE JUST HAD A BABY. 467 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,433 - I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 468 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,233 I FEEL LIKE YOU START TO GET EDGY AND WORKED UP 469 00:18:09,266 --> 00:18:10,333 EVERY TWO TO THREE WEEKS. 470 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,567 - LET'S NOT START AGAIN. 471 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,667 - WE'RE NOT STARTING. 472 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,133 - ONCE A MONTH IS NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR. 473 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,400 - OKAY. I AGREE. 474 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,266 - I'LL ALWAYS PUSH BACK WITH YOU. 475 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,867 - BUT EVERY TIME DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOING THERE 476 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,667 FOR TWO TO THREE DAYS, COMING HERE FOR TWO TO THREE DAYS. 477 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,533 IT CAN BE A SHORT VISIT. IT CAN BE A DAY VISIT. 478 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:24,700 - YOU NEED TO, LIKE, GET OVER THIS. 479 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,367 YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR MAN-- 480 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,533 WHOEVER YOU TALK TO... 481 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:30,066 YOUR THERAPIST OR WHOEVER IT IS. 482 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,934 YOU NEED TO, LIKE, PUT THAT ON THE LIST. 483 00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:34,266 YOU NEED TO GET OVER THIS. 484 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,734 BECAUSE I'M NOT WRONG. OKAY? 485 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,667 I MEAN, I SUPPORT YOU. I COME TO ALL YOUR EVENTS. 486 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,567 - I DON'T WANT TO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING 487 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,567 BECAUSE I FEEL GUILT THAT YOU COME TO MY THINGS. 488 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,333 THAT'S NOT A WAY TO START A RELATIONSHIP. 489 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,233 - I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL THAT. 490 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,266 BUT YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE, AT TIMES-- 491 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,567 - THAT WHAT? THAT WHAT? 492 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,100 - YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE, AT TIMES, 493 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,667 THAT I ASK FOR VERY LITTLE. I ASK FOR VERY LITTLE. 494 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,734 AND YOU DO A LOT, AND I DON'T SAY A WORD. 495 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:05,100 AND I DON'T THROW IT UP TO YOU TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. 496 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,767 - IF I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMETHING, 497 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,734 I DON'T WANT TO NOT SAY IT BECAUSE I HAVE A STORE CREDIT 498 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:11,934 FROM YOU COMING TO AN EVENT OF MINE. 499 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:14,433 - I WANT TO GO. - THEN DON'T THROW IT UP TO ME. 500 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:18,266 - ALL I'M SAYING IS WHY, WHEN YOU ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING, 501 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,066 I JUST GO? 502 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,066 WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, 503 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,867 IT'S A CONVERSATION, IT'S AN ARGUMENT. WHY? 504 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:28,667 - BECAUSE I'M A DIFFICULT HUMAN BEING. 505 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,100 - COMING UP... - ARE YOU SINGLE? 506 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,533 I AM NOT. I'M MARRIED. I HAVE A BABY. 507 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:41,033 - OKAY, I DON'T HAVE A BABY, BUT I'M NOT SINGLE. 508 00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:43,066 - I JUST WANTED TO-- - I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 509 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,066 - OKAY, GOT IT. I'M SURE SHE'D BE VERY HAPPY 510 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,867 ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION. 511 00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,367 - I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS. 512 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,300 FIRST OF ALL, BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF, 513 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,800 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU. - OKAY. 514 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,133 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LIKE-- 515 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,333 I'VE BEEN, LIKE, OUT OF CONTROL LATELY, 516 00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:09,567 JUST RUNNING AROUND LIKE A MANIAC, 517 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,066 AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO REALLY TALK TO YOU. 518 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,166 YOU'VE BEEN AWESOME. 519 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,867 THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF STUFF-- 520 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,266 EVEN STUFF WITH ME AND JASON-- 521 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,567 LIKE, YOU HAVE BEEN...AWESOME. 522 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,734 JULIE'S LIFE IS MADDENING. 523 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,266 I MEAN, SICK AND DEMENTED AND MADDENING 524 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,467 BECAUSE SHE KNOWS EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT MY SCHEDULE. 525 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,166 IT CHANGES EVERY SECOND. 526 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,834 EVERY SINGLE NEUROTIC THOUGHT THAT I HAVE-- 527 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:29,700 AND YOU CAN ONLY POSSIBLY IMAGINE HOW MANY THERE ARE-- 528 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,066 JULIE KNOWS ABOUT. 529 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,600 IT'S TWO OF US RUNNING AT LEAST-- 530 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,467 IT MIGHT EVEN BE 15 BUSINESSES. 531 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,333 I MEAN, WE HAVE SKIN CARE, WE HAVE ALCOHOL, 532 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,133 WE HAVE FRAGRANCE, WE HAVE APPAREL. 533 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:40,400 - I MEAN, I KNOW. - WE HAVE SHAPEWEAR. 534 00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:45,200 AND GIVEN THAT, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU 535 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:46,767 TO STEP IT UP AND-- 536 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,800 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD MAKE YOU. 537 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,867 YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO, YOU KNOW, RUN [bleep]. 538 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,367 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT. 539 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,734 AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU A RAISE. 540 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:58,300 LIKE, A 10% RAISE. LIKE, A GOOD, NICE RAISE. 541 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,467 - THAT IS EXCITING BECAUSE I'M MOVING INTO A NEW APARTMENT. 542 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,867 SO I NEED, YOU KNOW, THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S AWESOME. 543 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,867 - IT'S HARD BEING A NEWLYWED, BEING A MOM, 544 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,900 BEING A BUSINESSPERSON. 545 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,400 AND THANK GOD FOR JULIE. - THIS IS IT. 546 00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:13,000 YOU ARE GETTING A PROMOTION. 547 00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:14,667 - I'M SO EXCITED. 548 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,934 - ALL RIGHT, SO THAT SAID... - LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS 549 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:17,667 BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT TO DO. 550 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,400 - THE SKIN CARE... 551 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:22,133 WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME SAMPLES IN HERE. 552 00:21:34,967 --> 00:21:36,734 UM... 553 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:39,066 SO I'M DOING RACHAEL RAY THIS WEEK, 554 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,900 WHICH I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE. - OKAY. 555 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,567 - WHICH IS EXCITING TO BEGIN WITH 556 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,767 'CAUSE IT'S A DIFFERENT ANGLE. 557 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,133 BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS GOING THERE 558 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,800 JUST TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF AND MY BOOKS AND EVERYTHING. 559 00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,500 RACHAEL RAY APPROACHED ME ABOUT DOING A MAKEOVER 560 00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:51,700 FOR MY ASSISTANT. 561 00:21:51,734 --> 00:21:53,233 AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS ABOUT IT BEING, LIKE, 562 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:55,633 "YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP, AND WE WANT TO FIX YOU." 563 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:56,700 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE THAT. 564 00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:58,066 SO I WANTED IT TO BE, 565 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,700 "YOU WORK SO HARD, AND IT'S NEVER ABOUT YOU. 566 00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:01,900 "IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT ME. 567 00:22:01,934 --> 00:22:04,033 AND TODAY IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT YOU." 568 00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:06,734 [doorbell rings] OH, THEY'RE HERE. 569 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:09,900 BEGINNING... ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ 570 00:22:12,734 --> 00:22:13,734 - HI. - HI. 571 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,400 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 572 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:16,667 - HI, HANDSOME. - I'M DAN. 573 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:17,667 - DAN'S HANDSOME. 574 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,934 HI, COME ON IN. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 575 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:20,533 - I WISH I GOT MORE DRESSED UP FOR THIS MEETING. 576 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:22,433 - THIS IS MY CREW HERE. 577 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,100 - SO THE DOOR OPENS, AND JUST, LIKE, 578 00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:27,734 THIS HANDSOME, CUTE, TALL GLASS OF ALCOHOL 579 00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:28,900 WAS AT THE FRONT DOOR. 580 00:22:28,934 --> 00:22:31,300 AND I WAS, LIKE, "HI." 581 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,934 I MEAN, I WAS LIKE EDITH BUNKER 582 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,100 WITH A HEAD FULL OF ROLLERS. 583 00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:37,300 - WHAT DO YOU DO? - I'M THE PRODUCER. 584 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,700 AND THIS IS MY CREW. - NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. 585 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,467 - SO I GUESS... 586 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,700 OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE GONNA SURPRISE JULIE, RIGHT? 587 00:22:45,734 --> 00:22:47,300 YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER SHE'S GETTING A MAKEOVER? 588 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,266 - OR MAYBE WE'LL SURPRISE HER AND TELL HER THAT YOU'RE... 589 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,533 GONNA BE WORKING HERE FULL-TIME. 590 00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:52,667 - I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 591 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:53,667 - NO? - NO. 592 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,100 - WRONG? SORRY. I JUST GOT LOST. 593 00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:56,500 I APOLOGIZE. - THAT'S FINE. 594 00:22:56,533 --> 00:23:00,400 SO WE'RE GONNA GO TO SAKS FIFTH AVENUE-- 595 00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:02,300 WE'RE GONNA GO SHOPPING. AND THEN AFTER THAT, 596 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,900 WE'RE GONNA GO TO A HAIR SALON. 597 00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,300 AND THEN I THINK THAT'S IT. 598 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:07,834 AND THEN SHE'S GONNA REVEAL IT ON THE SHOW, RIGHT? 599 00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:09,767 - RIGHT. IT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD. 600 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,834 - IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. - I'M EXCITED. 601 00:23:12,867 --> 00:23:14,900 ARE YOU SINGLE? I AM NOT. - NO. 602 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,400 - I AM MARRIED. I HAVE A BABY. 603 00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:19,934 - OKAY, I DON'T HAVE A BABY, BUT I'M NOT SINGLE. 604 00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,967 NO. NO, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 605 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,967 - OKAY, GOT IT. I'M SURE SHE'D BE VERY HAPPY 606 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,800 ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION. 607 00:23:25,834 --> 00:23:27,533 I FLIRTED. IT WAS FUN. 608 00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,133 BUT THEN I REALIZE I'M MARRIED, AND I WAS, LIKE, "OH..." 609 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:30,367 AND THEN I STILL FLIRTED MORE. 610 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,533 SO HI. - HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 611 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,200 I FIGURED WHEN SHE COMES BACK, 612 00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:35,333 SHE'S GONNA COME IN THE DOOR. 613 00:23:35,367 --> 00:23:36,633 - WAIT, YOU'RE TOO CUTE 614 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,200 THAT THERE'S NOW NEW THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD. 615 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,800 I APOLOGIZE. I HOPE I'M NOT MAKING YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. 616 00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,633 - YOU ARE. - I DO HOPE THAT YOU ARE GAY... 617 00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,066 - I'M NOT GAY. SORRY. NO. 618 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,400 BUT I CAN GET A FEMALE PRODUCER IN HERE. 619 00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:45,900 - NO, I'D PREFER IT TO BE YOU. 620 00:23:45,934 --> 00:23:48,000 SO YEAH, THERE WAS A CUTE GUY AT MY DOOR. 621 00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:49,567 I TOTALLY DISRESPECTED MY MARRIAGE. 622 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,300 IT WAS ALL GOOD. THEN WE HAD SEX, AND IT WAS OVER. 623 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,467 THIS IS GINA, MY BABY NURSE. 624 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,700 - HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 625 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,400 - THIS IS GINA. 626 00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:57,900 - HI. 627 00:23:57,934 --> 00:23:59,834 OOH, OOH, OOH. 628 00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:02,000 GOOD FOR THE COMPLEXION, BABY. 629 00:24:02,033 --> 00:24:04,500 - OH, THAT'S THE GUY YOU LIKE? 630 00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,767 - HELLO, DARLING. - HELLO. 631 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,400 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M FINE. 632 00:24:09,433 --> 00:24:11,467 - I CALLED GINA BECAUSE GINA LOVES TO TALK ABOUT MEN. 633 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,333 I WAS LIKE, "GINA, LOOK, THERE'S A CUTE GUY IN THE HOUSE." 634 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:15,934 - I'M GINA. - HI, GINA. I'M JOHN. 635 00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:18,133 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE TAKEN? 636 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:21,333 - UM, YEAH, I'M TAKEN. - OH, SCHWEPPES! 637 00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,734 - YEAH, SCHWEPPES. 638 00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:24,633 - GINA IS COMPLETELY THE INAPPROPRIATE BABY NURSE, 639 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:26,100 WHICH IS PERFECT FOR US. 640 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,266 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE FOUND 641 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,867 THE INAPPROPRIATE BABY NURSE, BUT SHE IS. 642 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,433 - LOOKING GOOD, BABY. 643 00:24:30,467 --> 00:24:31,967 - THANKS. [sneezes] 644 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,867 I MEAN, PART OF THE REASON THAT WE WANT TO KEEP GINA 645 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,934 IS BECAUSE IT'S JUST QUITE A UNIQUE HOUSEHOLD. 646 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:39,600 AND I WOULD PREFER NOT TO BE SUED. 647 00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:44,600 [dog yapping] 648 00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:47,934 - COME ON. - HI, BOO-BOO. 649 00:24:47,967 --> 00:24:49,033 - BOO-BOOS! 650 00:24:49,066 --> 00:24:51,400 - BOO-BOOS IS HERE. JULIE, COME ON IN. 651 00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:54,467 - IS THERE, LIKE, ANOTHER SHOOT TODAY 652 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,667 THAT I DIDN'T SCHEDULE? 653 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,300 - THERE IS INDEED ANOTHER SHOOT TODAY. 654 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,867 - OKAY. 655 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,900 - THIS IS ANOTHER CAMERA CREW. 656 00:25:03,934 --> 00:25:06,033 - ALL RIGHT. 657 00:25:06,066 --> 00:25:07,467 WHAT'S GOING ON? 658 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,400 - YOU ARE THE BEST ASSISTANT A PERSON COULD EVER HAVE. 659 00:25:09,433 --> 00:25:11,233 - OH, STOP. STOP. - YOU RUN EVERYTHING. 660 00:25:11,266 --> 00:25:13,033 YOU RUN THE SHOW. - [laughing] I'M LIKE SHAKING. 661 00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:15,066 - YOU ARE AMAZING. I'M SO EXCITED. 662 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,667 I'VE NEVER TRICKED YOU LIKE THAT BEFORE. 663 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:17,934 BUT THIS GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS, 664 00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:19,967 THEY'RE FROM THE RACHAEL RAY SHOW. 665 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,967 - OH, MY GOD! - YOU ARE GETTING A MAKEOVER. 666 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,333 - I DON'T WANT IT. 667 00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:24,900 - YES, YOU'RE GETTING A MAKEOVER. 668 00:25:24,934 --> 00:25:26,133 JUST BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT ME. 669 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,900 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT MY HAIR, MY MAKEUP, 670 00:25:27,934 --> 00:25:29,467 MY NONSENSE AND EVERYTHING. - OH, MY GOD. 671 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,100 AND TODAY IS ABOUT YOU. 672 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,500 - WAIT, SERIOUSLY? - YES, SERIOUSLY. 673 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,567 - SERIOUSLY? - YES. 674 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,834 ARE YOU EXCITED? - YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED. 675 00:25:37,867 --> 00:25:40,300 - JULIE IS PART OF OUR FAMILY. 676 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,200 I REALLY LOVE HER, I VALUE HER, I CARE ABOUT HER. 677 00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:45,500 AND SHE JUST MEANS A LOT TO ME. 678 00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,266 - WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER STUFF WE HAVE TO DO? 679 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:49,633 - WE'RE DOING NOTHING TODAY. - I'M JUST KIDDING. 680 00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:50,900 - OKAY, GINA... 681 00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:52,567 - OH, [bleep]. 682 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,533 - COME IN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH, [bleep]"? 683 00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:56,967 - I WAS GONNA SHOWER. JUST COME IN. 684 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,133 JULIE'S GETTING A MAKEOVER. - SHE HAS TO SHOWER. 685 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,200 - MAKE SURE THE TOWEL DOESN'T FALL. 686 00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:02,000 - I'M GETTING A MAKEOVER. - OH... 687 00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:03,867 - [giggles] I'M SO EXCITED. 688 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,433 - JULIE'S GETTING A MAKEOVER. 689 00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:07,567 AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHY 690 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,533 I WASN'T THINKING OF GIVING YOU ONE. 691 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,567 YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE ME ONE TOMORROW. 692 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,967 CALL RACHAEL AND ASK HER, 'CAUSE THIS IS ANOTHER. 693 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,200 THIS IS MY BABY NURSE. 694 00:26:15,233 --> 00:26:16,700 THIS IS HOW SHE WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE 695 00:26:16,734 --> 00:26:18,633 AND COOKS AND TAKES CARE OF THE BABY. 696 00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:20,834 SO WE'D LIKE TO ASK FOR A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL. 697 00:26:20,867 --> 00:26:23,166 - THAT WOULD BE NICE. - YEAH, RIGHT? 698 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,000 AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS I MADE THE PRODUCER, 699 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,567 SHE MADE THE SOUND GUY. 700 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,433 SO LIKE, IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST BLOW THE CAMERA GUY, 701 00:26:29,467 --> 00:26:30,934 WE'D HAVE A TRIPLE CROWN. 702 00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:32,400 I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU... 703 00:26:32,433 --> 00:26:33,433 - OKAY. THANK YOU. 704 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,467 - BYE, SEXY. - OKAY, BYE-BYE. 705 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,533 - YOU HAVE GREAT HAIR. YOU JUST HAVE-- 706 00:26:44,567 --> 00:26:45,867 THERE'S JUST NO HAIRCUT. 707 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,934 SO I THINK WE NEED TO PUT SOME SHAPE 708 00:26:47,967 --> 00:26:49,767 AND CUT SOME HAIR AND OPEN THIS UP. 709 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,100 AND LET'S SEE SOME FACE AND BRING YOUR EYES OUT, 710 00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:52,367 AND YOUR CHEEKBONES. 711 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,066 AND YOU CAN SEE. YOU CAN STILL KEEP THE LENGTH. 712 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,500 - JUST DO IT. DO IT. 713 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:57,533 - LET'S DO IT. 714 00:26:57,567 --> 00:26:58,533 LET'S DO IT BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 715 00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,734 - YEAH. - LET'S GO. 716 00:27:04,867 --> 00:27:06,300 - THE THING THAT I AM WORRIED ABOUT IS 717 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,467 BECAUSE IT'S SO ALL ABOUT ME, 718 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,633 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE YOURSELF 719 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:09,867 IN THE HURRICANE OF ME TOO. 720 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:12,133 BECAUSE THAT'S ALREADY YOUR PERSONALITY-- 721 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:15,633 TO BE OUT OF THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. 722 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,967 - NO, I KNOW. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, NEW YORK'S A LOT. 723 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,367 - WHAT? - NEW YORK'S A LOT, YOU KNOW? 724 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:26,200 IT'S JUST I'M, LIKE, HAPPY THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR ME. 725 00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:29,233 - IT'S NOT ABOUT LOOKS, THOUGH. THIS IS NOT ABOUT LOOKS. 726 00:27:29,266 --> 00:27:31,233 THIS IS ABOUT FEELING GOOD. - I KNOW. 727 00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:32,633 - WE NEVER TAKE TIME TO ENJOY IT. 728 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,000 WE'RE JUST ON TO THE NEXT THING. 729 00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:35,433 AND YOU'RE TOTALLY A PART OF THIS. 730 00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:39,600 AND I WANT YOU TO ENJOY SOME OF WHAT YOU CREATED, 731 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:41,700 AND BE CONFIDENT. - NO, I KNOW. 732 00:27:41,734 --> 00:27:43,033 BUT I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT. 733 00:27:43,066 --> 00:27:45,233 LIKE, I NEED TO BE MORE CONFIDENT SOMETIMES. 734 00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:47,433 AND THAT'S JUST, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 735 00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:50,800 PART OF ME, YOU KNOW? 736 00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:53,934 IT'S THINGS THAT I NEED TO WORK ON. 737 00:27:53,967 --> 00:27:55,700 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M CRYING. 738 00:27:55,734 --> 00:27:58,033 - I LOVE THAT SHE'S EVOLVING, 739 00:27:58,066 --> 00:27:59,500 AND THAT SHE'S WORKING OUT HER OWN STUFF 740 00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:01,200 AND GROWING AS A PERSON, 741 00:28:01,233 --> 00:28:03,133 AND DECIDING THE KIND OF WOMAN SHE WANTS TO BE. 742 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,000 ALL RIGHT, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT 743 00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:06,967 BECAUSE I'M GONNA SEE IT ON THE RACHAEL RAY SHOW. 744 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,567 SO SORRY. OKAY. I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 745 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,233 - BYE. THANK-- THANK YOU. 746 00:28:11,266 --> 00:28:13,734 - [laughs] BYE. - BYE. 747 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,934 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 748 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:23,367 I HOPE JULIE'S NOT SOME DIVA TOMORROW NOW. 749 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,900 - OH, SHE'S GONNA WALK IN-- 750 00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:28,200 - HI! OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED. 751 00:28:28,233 --> 00:28:29,967 - THAT WAS HYSTERICAL. 752 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,800 IS IT THAT TRAUMATIC COMING HERE? 753 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:34,600 - NO, IT'S SO EXCITING. 754 00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:37,033 - YOU HAD TO STRETCH OUT AND PUT YOUR FEET UP? 755 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:39,567 - JASON. NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS JACKIE. 756 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,367 - I AM SO EXCITED. 757 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,633 THIS IS, LIKE, THE SUPERWOMAN. 758 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:43,834 - DIDN'T THEY FEED YOU? 759 00:28:43,867 --> 00:28:45,567 LOOK AT THIS. - EVERYTHING. YES. 760 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,367 I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR RACHAEL RAY. 761 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,367 SHE IS A SELF-MADE SUCCESS. 762 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,200 SHE DOES IT ALL. SHE NEVER STOPS. 763 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,667 SHE'S GOT A REALLY SUCCESSFUL TELEVISION SHOW 764 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,266 AND BUSINESS AND BRAND, 765 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,166 AND SHE IS A WOMAN ON THE GO. 766 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,166 HOW HARD IS IT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW? 767 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,667 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER A TIME WHEN I DIDN'T. 768 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:08,233 - HOW DO YOU REST? LIKE, HOW DO YOU STOP? 769 00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:09,900 - I REALLY DON'T, BUT I WORKED JUST AS HARD 770 00:29:09,934 --> 00:29:11,000 WHEN I WASN'T ON TV TOO. 771 00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:12,500 - BUT DO YOU EVER GET ANXIETY 772 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:13,500 ABOUT, LIKE, THE DISTRIBUTION OF LOVE 773 00:29:13,533 --> 00:29:14,800 WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR DOGS? 774 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:17,033 'CAUSE I HAVE-- DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE-- 775 00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:19,467 - NO, BECAUSE I MARRIED A GUY WHO DOESN'T MIND EATING-- 776 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,033 LIKE, LAST NIGHT, WE ATE, LITERALLY, AT MIDNIGHT 777 00:29:21,066 --> 00:29:22,533 BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN WE COULD EAT DINNER. 778 00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:25,233 I MEAN, I'M NOT A PERSON THAT LOOKS FOR BALANCE 779 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:27,600 OR EVEN STEVEN ON EACH SIDE OF THINGS. 780 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:29,433 I'M JUST NOT THAT PERSON. IT IS WHAT IT IS. 781 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,100 - IT IS WHAT IT IS. - IT IS WHAT IT IS. 782 00:29:31,133 --> 00:29:32,633 - BECAUSE I THINK-- 'CAUSE THERE'S VERY FEW PEOPLE-- 783 00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:34,066 - YOU GOTTA BE LOOSEY-GOOSEY ABOUT IT. 784 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,133 YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY RULES. 785 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,200 - DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. 786 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,233 - NO. DON'T STRESS ABOUT IT. 787 00:29:38,266 --> 00:29:40,200 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THAT'S MORE VALUABLE THAN... 788 00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:41,734 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT THERE AND ENTERTAIN THESE PEOPLE. 789 00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:43,233 [cheers and applause] 790 00:29:43,266 --> 00:29:45,367 THIS DOOR OVER HERE HAS A PICTURE 791 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,600 OF WHAT JULIE WAS ACTUALLY WEARING 792 00:29:47,633 --> 00:29:50,734 THE DAY SHE WENT TO WORK AND WE LITERALLY HIJACKED HER. 793 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:53,900 COME ON OUT. 794 00:29:53,934 --> 00:29:54,900 [cheers and applause] 795 00:29:54,934 --> 00:29:57,567 - OH, MY GOD! 796 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,600 OH, MY GOD! 797 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,200 OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING! 798 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:05,433 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE WEARING THE RED. 799 00:30:05,467 --> 00:30:07,700 [cheers and applause] 800 00:30:07,734 --> 00:30:09,867 OH, MY GOD! HOW DO YOU FEEL? - I FEEL GOOD. 801 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:12,633 I FEEL LIKE... IT'S, LIKE, A LOT. 802 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:14,967 I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. - OH, MY GOD. 803 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,834 - WOW. - OH, MY GOODNESS. 804 00:30:16,867 --> 00:30:19,133 - JULIE, DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD YOU LOOK? 805 00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:21,367 'CAUSE YOU'RE STANDING WITH THE GIRLS WAY OUT THERE 806 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,000 LIKE YOU KNOW HOW GOOD YOU LOOK. 807 00:30:23,033 --> 00:30:24,767 - IT'S ABOUT EMPOWERING WOMEN 808 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,867 AND HELPING THEM TO BE BETTER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE. 809 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:29,467 NO WAY! WERE YOU DYING? 810 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,900 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 811 00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:33,200 - I FEEL AWESOME. I FEEL GREAT. 812 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:35,000 - YOU'RE WALKING WITH A DIFFERENT POSTURE. 813 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:36,734 LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE WEARING PRADA SHOES. 814 00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:38,600 - I KNOW! I KNOW! - OH, MY GOD. 815 00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:41,100 I LOVE THAT I CAN HELP HER LIKE THAT, 816 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:42,233 AND HELP HER GROW 817 00:30:42,266 --> 00:30:44,533 AND BECOME A BETTER PERSON AND A WOMAN. 818 00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:46,500 - I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. - OH, WE'RE SO HAPPY. 819 00:30:46,533 --> 00:30:47,633 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS HAPPENED. 820 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:49,133 - THE BIGGEST MESSAGE IN MY LIFE 821 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,133 IS TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO IT. 822 00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:53,700 LIKE, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 823 00:30:53,734 --> 00:30:55,266 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU CAME. 824 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,867 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. OF COURSE I'D BE HERE FOR YOU. 825 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,033 - THANK YOU. - WE LOVE YOU. 826 00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,667 - YOU'RE FAMILY, GIRL. - OH, MY GOD. 827 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,867 - COMING UP... 828 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:04,633 - I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE THINKING I'M THE CRAZY ONE. 829 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,066 - YOU'RE NOT THE CRAZY ONE. 830 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,033 - YES, YOU MAKE IT LIKE I'M THE CRAZY ONE, 831 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:10,433 BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, YOU'RE NORMAL, AND I MUST BE CRAZY. 832 00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:11,867 AND I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE 833 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:12,934 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS AND I'M THE CRAZY ONE. 834 00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:24,266 - IT'S RIGHT HERE ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE. 835 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,166 - OH, IT'S ON THIS FLOOR? THANK GOD. 836 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,166 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 837 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,333 THE BATHROOM, IT'S THE SIZE OF A MATCHBOX. 838 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:35,000 OH, MY GOD! YOU POOPED AT LUNCH. 839 00:31:35,033 --> 00:31:37,200 OH, AND IT STINKS! 840 00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:39,934 GOOD GOD, I HOPE NO ONE WANTS TO COME IN HERE AFTERWARDS. 841 00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:42,233 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OH, GOD, THE LIGHT'S OUT. 842 00:31:42,266 --> 00:31:45,066 CAREFUL. OKAY... 843 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,700 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING. 844 00:31:46,734 --> 00:31:50,400 [baby fussing] OH, MY GOD. 845 00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:53,934 WHY AN AUTOMATIC LIGHT? WHY--CAN WE NOT BE GREEN TODAY? 846 00:31:53,967 --> 00:31:56,133 SCREW THE ENVIRONMENT RIGHT NOW! 847 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:59,000 MY KID JUST [bleep] ON THE FLOOR OF A BATHROOM. 848 00:31:59,033 --> 00:32:00,533 HOW AM I GONNA PEE NOW? 849 00:32:00,567 --> 00:32:02,200 SOMEONE TELL ME HOW YOU PEE IN THE BATHROOM 850 00:32:02,233 --> 00:32:03,500 WITH A BABY, AND CHANGE THE DIAPER. 851 00:32:03,533 --> 00:32:06,967 I REALLY HAVE TO PEE. OH, MY GOD. OKAY. 852 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,400 BE LIKE, "BARTENDER... HOLD MY BABY." 853 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:12,600 GOOD LORD. 854 00:32:22,867 --> 00:32:24,567 - HELLO. - HELLO. 855 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,066 - HOW YOU DOING? I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 856 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,300 - YEAH? - YEAH. HOW ARE YOU? 857 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:30,367 - UM, I THINK I'M GOOD, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. 858 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,567 YEAH, I'M PRETTY-- I'M GOOD. 859 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,767 I MEAN, I'M GREAT, ACTUALLY. 860 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,633 - "ALL THINGS CONSIDERED." WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 861 00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:39,500 - UM...NO, THAT WAS, LIKE, A STUPID THING TO SAY. 862 00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:42,033 BECAUSE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY, 863 00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:43,734 AN AMAZING HUSBAND. 864 00:32:43,767 --> 00:32:45,300 YOU KNOW, WORK IS REALLY GREAT. 865 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:48,300 SO ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, EVERYTHING'S AMAZING. 866 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,233 - MM-HMM. 867 00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:54,033 - HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF A STRUGGLE WITH THE BALANCE. 868 00:32:54,066 --> 00:32:55,734 I JUST--I JUST WORRY. 869 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,967 I FEEL SOMETIMES LIKE--I SAID TO JASON THE OTHER NIGHT 870 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,900 THAT I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A STORM, 871 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,867 AND I'M HOLDING ONTO-- LIKE I'M IN A HURRICANE, 872 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,700 AND I'M HOLDING ONTO A BRANCH. 873 00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:06,834 AND I JUST WORRY THAT HE WILL ONE DAY... 874 00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,033 THAT HE'LL BE SICK OF IT. 875 00:33:08,066 --> 00:33:10,433 HE'S SO TOLERANT AND SO PATIENT 876 00:33:10,467 --> 00:33:12,734 AND SO SUPPORTIVE. 877 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:15,066 MY BIGGEST CONFLICT RIGHT NOW IS-- 878 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,333 YOU KNOW, HIS PARENTS ARE VERY-- 879 00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:18,500 WANT TO BE VERY INVOLVED IN BRYN'S LIFE. 880 00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:20,467 YOU KNOW, HE SEES HIS PARENTS-- 881 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,300 HE SEES THEM EVERY TWO WEEKS, I'D SAY. 882 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:25,367 AND WE SEE THEM, I WOULD SAY ON THE AVERAGE, 883 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,900 EVERY THREE WEEKS. - MM-HMM. 884 00:33:26,934 --> 00:33:29,600 - WHICH...I FEEL LIKE I GET PENALIZED 885 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,967 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS, REALLY. 886 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,367 SO IF I THINK IT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH 887 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,166 TO SEE HIS PARENTS EVERY THREE WEEKS, 888 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,066 IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS. 889 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,667 I DON'T KNOW... THAT I'M WEIRD. 890 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:43,000 AND I DON'T KNOW THAT "NORMAL" PEOPLE ALL WANT 891 00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:45,667 TO SEE THEIR PARENTS EVERY THREE WEEKS. 892 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:46,967 - LOOK AT YOUR FRIENDS, 893 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,100 AND YOU'RE GONNA REALIZE THERE IS NO "NORMAL." 894 00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:50,400 EVERYBODY DOES EVERYTHING DIFFERENTLY. 895 00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:51,834 AND SOME PEOPLE SEE THEIR IN-LAWS A LOT, 896 00:33:51,867 --> 00:33:53,066 THEY SEE THEIR FAMILY A LOT. 897 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:56,033 OTHERS DON'T SEE THEM FOR...YEARS, OR-- 898 00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:57,567 - BUT I HAVE GUILT-- I'M BEATING MYSELF UP ABOUT THIS 899 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,533 BECAUSE HE DOES EVERYTHING FOR ME. 900 00:33:59,567 --> 00:34:01,133 JASON'S SUCH A NICE PERSON. 901 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,734 HIS PARENTS ARE THE NICEST PEOPLE. 902 00:34:02,767 --> 00:34:04,000 HOW COULD YOU BE MAD AT PEOPLE 903 00:34:04,033 --> 00:34:06,066 WHO WANT TO BE IN THEIR GRANDCHILD'S LIFE? 904 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:09,066 - ANYTIME YOU'RE SAYING NO-- IT SOUNDS LIKE MANY TIMES-- 905 00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,834 YOU HAVE THIS FEELING THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING BAD. 906 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:12,934 THAT YOU'RE A BAD PERSON. 907 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:13,934 - I--I HEAR YOU. 908 00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:15,967 - SO THE QUESTION IS 909 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,967 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BEAT YOURSELF UP? 910 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,533 AND LOOKING AT THAT 911 00:34:18,567 --> 00:34:20,367 AND KEEPING TRACK OF THAT, 912 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,700 WILL HELP YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN 913 00:34:21,734 --> 00:34:24,333 WHEN YOU ARE BEING SELF-ABSORBED AND SELFISH, 914 00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:25,467 AND YOU'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT 915 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,734 AND BE A BETTER WOMAN, 916 00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:30,333 VERSUS YOUR BEING UNREASONABLY HARSH ON YOURSELF. 917 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:31,400 AND WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ABOUT, 918 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:34,767 AND WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM? 919 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,433 I MEAN, YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW. 920 00:34:36,467 --> 00:34:37,667 - RIGHT. 921 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,667 - THAT FAMILY IS JASON AND BRYN. 922 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,200 - BUT JASON HAS A FAMILY, 923 00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:43,433 AND IT'S ME, BRYN, AND HIS PARENTS. 924 00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:46,133 - SURE. AND YOU'RE PART OF THAT EXTENDED FAMILY. 925 00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:47,767 THAT IS NOT HIS FAMILY EITHER. 926 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,700 THAT'S HIS FAMILY OF ORIGIN. THAT'S HIS EXTENDED FAMILY. 927 00:34:50,734 --> 00:34:53,066 HE HAS A FAMILY WITH BETHENNY. 928 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:56,233 EVERY COUPLE, WHETHER THEY'RE CLOSE TO THEIR, 929 00:34:56,266 --> 00:34:57,767 YOU KNOW, THEIR FAMILY OF ORIGIN OR NOT, 930 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,233 GOES THROUGH THIS STRUGGLE. 931 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:02,633 AND SOMETIMES THEY'LL SWAP HOLIDAYS. 932 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,633 - I LIKE THAT. 933 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,433 THAT I WANT TO DO WITH-- AT MY HOME. 934 00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:09,400 THAT'S A VERY-- THANK YOU FOR THAT ONE. 935 00:35:09,433 --> 00:35:11,333 DO I DISCUSS ANY OF THIS WITH JASON, LIKE, NOW, 936 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:13,300 JUST IN GENERAL, OR-- - I WOULD SUGGEST NOT 937 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,934 DISCUSSING IT WITH HIM. 938 00:35:14,967 --> 00:35:17,033 AND LET'S GET SOME BOUNDARIES UP. 939 00:35:17,066 --> 00:35:19,300 YOU'RE WORKING ON YOU HERE WITH ME. 940 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:21,767 - OKAY. 941 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,033 - LET'S TRY THAT FOR NOW. 942 00:35:24,066 --> 00:35:25,433 GOOD. - GOOD. 943 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:29,066 - ALL RIGHT. 944 00:35:40,567 --> 00:35:41,834 - WHAT A NICE NIGHT. - I KNOW. 945 00:35:41,867 --> 00:35:43,233 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 946 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,400 [gasps] LOOK AT THE VIEW. 947 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,800 LOOK AT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. OH... 948 00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:51,300 LET'S GET HAMMERED. - ALL RIGHT. 949 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:52,633 LET'S DO IT. - RIGHT? 950 00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:53,900 I'M KIND OF IN THE MOOD TO BOOZE IT UP RIGHT NOW. 951 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,266 - LET'S DO IT. - DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE? 952 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,233 WANT TO BE ON A DATE? I'LL GO UP TO THE BAR. 953 00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:59,166 YOU CAN COME PICK ME UP. 954 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,400 WE'RE GONNA ROLE PLAY. 955 00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:03,133 I'M GONNA JUST BE WAITING FOR SOMEONE. 956 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:05,233 I'M JUST A PERSON STAYING AT THIS HOTEL. 957 00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,400 BECAUSE I'M, LIKE, THIS WEALTHY WOMAN 958 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:12,066 IN FROM EUROPE WHO IS ON A TRIP HERE 959 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:13,367 TO BUY DIAMONDS. - OKAY. 960 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,333 SO SHOULD I BE CHECKING YOU OUT FROM OVER HERE? 961 00:36:15,367 --> 00:36:16,533 - OH, MY GOD, WORK IT OUT ON YOUR OWN. 962 00:36:16,567 --> 00:36:18,233 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HI. 963 00:36:18,266 --> 00:36:19,467 GOOD. 964 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,800 - IT'S THIS THING THAT WE DO ONCE IN A WHILE 965 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:25,033 JUST BECAUSE JASON, APPARENTLY, WAS SOME PLAYER DAWG 966 00:36:25,066 --> 00:36:27,800 WITH ALL THE SLICK MOVES AND THE SLICK LINES, 967 00:36:27,834 --> 00:36:29,533 AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT JASON. 968 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:31,867 AND JASON VERY MUCH WANTS ME TO KNOW 969 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:35,834 HOW MUCH GAME HE HAD BEFORE ME. 970 00:36:35,867 --> 00:36:39,000 - THAT LOOKS GOOD. WHAT ARE YOU HAVING? 971 00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:41,567 - UH, IT'S CALLED A SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA. 972 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,834 - REFRESHING. 973 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,100 - IT IS REFRESHING. 974 00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:46,600 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - BETHENNY. 975 00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:48,533 - MY NAME'S CHRISTIAN. 976 00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:50,700 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 977 00:36:50,734 --> 00:36:52,767 - ARE YOU CHRISTIAN? - JUST ON SUNDAYS. 978 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,266 - GOT IT. 979 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,800 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TOWN? - I'M HERE ON BUSINESS. 980 00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:59,533 - YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO, 981 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:01,700 IF YOU DON'T MIND. - SURE. 982 00:37:01,734 --> 00:37:03,767 - AND YOU COULD PUT HERS ON MY TAB. 983 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,533 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 984 00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:09,367 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT. - THANK YOU. WOW. 985 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,433 - ANY SPECIAL PLANS? - WOW... 986 00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:14,567 YOU REALLY GET IN THERE, DON'T YOU? 987 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,633 - WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 988 00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:18,900 - ALREADY? - CHEERS, BY THE WAY. 989 00:37:18,934 --> 00:37:20,633 - CHEERS. NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE MEETING YOU. 990 00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:22,834 YOU'RE A GIRL WHO CAN DRINK. I LIKE IT. 991 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,000 - I CAN. 992 00:37:25,033 --> 00:37:27,433 - YOU MEETING PEOPLE HERE OR NO? 993 00:37:27,467 --> 00:37:30,300 - UM, NO. GOING TO SIT IN THE CORNER OVER THERE. 994 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,266 - YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT? 995 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:35,233 - I MEAN, HE IS REALLY NOT PLAYING HARD TO GET. 996 00:37:35,266 --> 00:37:37,066 OKAY, SURE. 997 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,567 - I MEAN, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. - THANK YOU. 998 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,734 OH, MY GOD... SO FORWARD. 999 00:37:41,767 --> 00:37:43,200 YOU LOOK LIKE TROUBLE, MY FRIEND. 1000 00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:44,266 - TROUBLE? - YES. 1001 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,867 - I'M A GOOD CATHOLIC BOY. 1002 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:48,300 - OH, REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU ROLL WITH? 1003 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,800 - YEAH. - THAT YOUR RAP? 1004 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:50,967 - MM-HMM. YEAH. - HMM. 1005 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,567 - WHEN I SEE WHAT I WANT, I GO AFTER IT. 1006 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,100 - IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES, YOU MET ME AT THE BAR, 1007 00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:56,667 AND YOU WANT ME ALREADY? - WHO WOULDN'T? 1008 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:59,133 - OH, MY GOODNESS. I MEAN, LET ME JUST GET-- 1009 00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:02,066 SIR, COULD I GET ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE? 1010 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:05,467 MAYBE WE'LL HAVE DINNER SOMETIME. 1011 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,100 I'LL GIVE YOU MY NUMBER. - DEAL. 1012 00:38:08,133 --> 00:38:09,133 - AND WE'RE BACK. 1013 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,300 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1014 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,100 DO YOU THINK WE WOULD HAVE HAD SEX THAT NIGHT? 1015 00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:14,734 - ABSOLUTELY. - NO. NO SHOT! 1016 00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:16,734 - YEAH. YOU'RE IN A HOTEL. YOU'RE HERE FOR THREE DAYS. 1017 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:19,000 - IF JASON HAD EVER SAID TO ME, LIKE, 1018 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,700 "OH, THE ROOM'S RIGHT HERE-- PERFECT," 1019 00:38:20,734 --> 00:38:22,433 I'D BE, LIKE, "GO [bleep] YOURSELF!" 1020 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,200 HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN, LIKE, "I HAVE A PENIS, 1021 00:38:24,233 --> 00:38:27,000 AND YOU HAVE A VAGINA. LET'S USE THEM." 1022 00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:29,367 - YOU'D BE SURPRISED. - WITH WHAT? 1023 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,800 - SOMETIMES IT MIGHT BE THAT EASY. 1024 00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:34,734 - [slurping] - [chuckles] 1025 00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:36,300 ARE YOU SURPRISED? 1026 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:38,367 - AHH. 1027 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:45,533 - YOU SITTING THERE IN SILENCE SCARES ME. 1028 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,300 - I KNOW. - BECAUSE... 1029 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,867 - BUT WHEN I GET DRUNK SOMETIMES... 1030 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,233 - I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING. 1031 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:51,333 - WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR? - I DON'T KNOW. 1032 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:53,734 THERE'S SOMETHING, THOUGH. 1033 00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:54,800 - WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR? 1034 00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:56,100 - I WENT TO SEE THE THERAPIST TODAY, 1035 00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:57,333 SO I FEEL LIKE I'M MAD AT YOU FOR SOMETHING. 1036 00:38:57,367 --> 00:38:59,333 MY THERAPIST SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME 1037 00:38:59,367 --> 00:39:03,433 NOT TO DISCUSS THE TOPIC AT HAND. 1038 00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:11,700 - HOW ARE THINGS GOING? 1039 00:39:11,734 --> 00:39:14,133 - HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A CHILD TO NOT TOUCH SOMETHING 1040 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,567 OR NOT GO IN THE COOKIE JAR? 1041 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,967 JUST NOT TO DO SOMETHING? AND WHAT DO THEY DO? 1042 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,100 JUST GO RIGHT IN IT. 1043 00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:22,734 I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE, 1044 00:39:22,767 --> 00:39:25,800 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS, THAT YOU KIND OF DISQUALIFY ME 1045 00:39:25,834 --> 00:39:28,166 AS A PERSON THAT CAN HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT... 1046 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,567 HOW MUCH FAMILY IS INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING. 1047 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,200 - YOU THINK I DISQUALIFY YOU? 1048 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:35,967 - HERE'S WHAT YOU WOULD SAY TO SOMEONE. 1049 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 "SHE DOESN'T COME FROM FAMILY, 1050 00:39:38,033 --> 00:39:40,033 "SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 1051 00:39:40,066 --> 00:39:41,700 TO BE REALLY CLOSE TO YOUR PARENTS." 1052 00:39:41,734 --> 00:39:42,700 THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD SAY. 1053 00:39:42,734 --> 00:39:44,000 - I WOULD SAY THAT, YEAH. - RIGHT. 1054 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,400 - IS THAT WRONG OF ME TO SAY THAT? 1055 00:39:45,433 --> 00:39:46,500 - YES, BECAUSE I DO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 1056 00:39:46,533 --> 00:39:47,633 FOR SOMEONE TO BE CLOSE TO THEIR PARENTS. 1057 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:49,000 I UNDERSTAND IT. - THEN I WON'T SAY IT. 1058 00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:51,467 - I'VE BEEN MARRIED BEFORE. - THEN I'M SORRY. 1059 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:54,066 - AND I THINK BRYN FILLS A VOID IN THEIR LIVES. 1060 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,166 I THINK THERE'S A WHOLE COMPLICATED UNDERBELLY 1061 00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,033 OF WHAT GOES ON WITH THE FAMILY DYNAMIC. 1062 00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:01,533 I DON'T HAVE PARENTS TO BRING TO THE TABLE. 1063 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,834 SO I CAN'T SAY, "WE DO THANKSGIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS, 1064 00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:04,967 "WE DO CHRISTMAS WITH MY PARENTS. 1065 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,967 WE DO EASTER WITH YOUR PARENTS, WE DO--" 1066 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,433 YOU KNOW, IT'S A SITUATION 1067 00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:08,667 WHERE IT'S EVERY MOTHER'S DAY, FATHER'S DAY, 1068 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,767 BIRTHDAY, CHRISTMAS, HALLO-- 1069 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,300 WHATEVER IT IS. - YEAH. 1070 00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:13,600 - AND YOU KNOW, THERE HAS TO BE-- 1071 00:40:13,633 --> 00:40:14,767 LIKE, IT COULD BE A TIME THAT WE COULD HAVE-- 1072 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,000 JUST BE HOME AT THE APARTMENT ON OUR OWN 1073 00:40:17,033 --> 00:40:19,433 AND HAVE OUR OWN HOLIDAY. - BUT--ABSOLUTELY. 1074 00:40:19,467 --> 00:40:22,533 WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THANKSGIVING EVERY YEAR IN HAZLETON. 1075 00:40:22,567 --> 00:40:25,000 I'M WILLING TO MEET YOU HALFWAY. 1076 00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:27,967 - OKAY. - BUT THIS IS WHAT FAMILIES DO. 1077 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,400 - THERE'S NO NORMAL. 1078 00:40:29,433 --> 00:40:30,700 YOU CAN'T SAY WHAT FAMILIES DO. 1079 00:40:30,734 --> 00:40:31,734 SOME FAMILIES DON'T SEE EACH OTHER. 1080 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:33,033 SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE PARENTS. 1081 00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:34,500 - THAT'S NOT NORMAL. - THERE NO NORMAL. 1082 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:35,800 - FAMILIES THAT DON'T SEE EACH OTHER IS NOT NORMAL. 1083 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:36,867 - THERE'S NO NORMAL. 1084 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:39,100 YOU CAN'T TELL EVERYBODY WHAT NORMAL IS. 1085 00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:40,467 THERE'S NO NORMAL, JASON. 1086 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,700 - ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I SEE IN MY FAMILY. 1087 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,166 - BUT THAT'S YOUR OWN LIFE. 1088 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,433 YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT'S NORMAL. IT'S YOUR FAMILY. 1089 00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:50,000 I STILL DON'T BELIEVE THAT EVERY OPINION THAT I HAVE 1090 00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:53,000 ISN'T VALID JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE 1091 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,233 A WHITE PICKET FENCE AND A TRADITIONAL UPBRINGING. 1092 00:40:55,266 --> 00:41:01,300 - I DON'T KNOW HOW WE-- WE COME TO A HAPPY MEDIUM. 1093 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,400 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE DO THAT. 1094 00:41:02,433 --> 00:41:04,600 - WE COMPROMISE. - I THINK I HAVE BEEN. NO? 1095 00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:07,767 - I JUST THINK IT CAN'T BE THAT YOU THINK THAT YOUR-- 1096 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,734 THE WAY THAT YOU KNOW IS RIGHT. 1097 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,500 I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE THINKING 1098 00:41:11,533 --> 00:41:12,600 I'M THE CRAZY ONE. 1099 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,533 - I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE 1100 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:24,000 THINKING I'M THE CRAZY ONE. 1101 00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:25,400 - YOU'RE NOT THE CRAZY ONE. 1102 00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:27,233 - BUT YOU MAKE IT LIKE I'M THE CRAZY ONE 1103 00:41:27,266 --> 00:41:28,667 BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, YOU'RE NORMAL, 1104 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,033 AND I MUST BE CRAZY. 1105 00:41:30,066 --> 00:41:31,467 AND I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE 1106 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,967 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS AND I'M THE CRAZY ONE. 1107 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,367 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SMART, AND I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY FAR, 1108 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,633 AND I'M PRETTY INVOLVED. - I KNOW THAT. 1109 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,967 - THERE IS NO NORMAL. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 1110 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,500 - THERE'S WHAT YOU'RE USED TO. AND THE POINT IS, 1111 00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,133 YOU GET INTO A MARRIAGE AND WE DECIDE TOGETHER 1112 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,233 WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO. 1113 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:44,633 BUT WE HAVE OUR LITTLE FAMILY. 1114 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,266 AND THAT'S WHAT IT HAS TO BE. - I UNDERSTAND THAT. 1115 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:49,567 OUR LITTLE FAMILY IS MY PRIORITY. 1116 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,567 IT IS. I LOVE MY PARENTS. - I KNOW. 1117 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,834 AND I DON'T WANT TO SHUT ANYBODY OUT. 1118 00:41:52,867 --> 00:41:54,300 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE CHOKING EITHER 1119 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:56,367 BECAUSE I'M SO STRESSED OUT AND OVERWHELMED 1120 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,633 BUT EVERY SINGLE THING AND EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MY LIFE. 1121 00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:00,500 BUT I WANT-- DON'T WANT TO-- 1122 00:42:00,533 --> 00:42:03,700 HERE'S WHAT'S GOING ON EXACTLY IN MY HEAD. 1123 00:42:03,734 --> 00:42:05,266 "OH, MY GOD, JASON'S SO GOOD TO ME. 1124 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,567 "HE'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON. HE'S AMAZING. 1125 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,133 "HE DOES EVERYTHING FOR ME. HE COMES TO EVERY EVENT. 1126 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,734 "HE'S SO SUPPORTIVE, AND HE'S A BETTER PERSON THAN I AM." 1127 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:12,266 - BABY, BABY, I JUST WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN BECAUSE 1128 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:15,400 EVERYTHING IS OKAY. - I KNOW IT IS, BUT LISTEN. 1129 00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,767 I'M, LIKE, TRAPPED INSIDE. - OKAY, I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD. 1130 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,533 - "JASON'S SO GOOD AND HE'S SO PERFECT AND EVERYBODY LOVES HIM 1131 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:20,900 "AND HE'S AMAZING AND HE'S SUPPORTIVE, 1132 00:42:20,934 --> 00:42:22,500 "AND HE DEALS WITH EVERYTHING I WANT HIM TO DEAL WITH, 1133 00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:23,900 AND HE COMES TO EVERYTHING I WANT HIM TO GO TO." 1134 00:42:23,934 --> 00:42:26,300 I DON'T WANT TO BEAT MYSELF UP ANYMORE AND FEEL LIKE 1135 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,066 I'M A BAD PERSON BECAUSE OF THE THINGS I ACTUALLY FEEL. 1136 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:29,834 I DON'T LIKE TO SIT THERE AND DRUM UP AND SAY, 1137 00:42:29,867 --> 00:42:31,033 "HOW CAN I BE A BAD PERSON?" 1138 00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:32,533 - YOU'RE NOT A BAD PERSON. 1139 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:35,533 - BUT...I UNDERSTAND. 1140 00:42:35,567 --> 00:42:37,300 - THIS WASN'T, YOU KNOW-- 1141 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,266 I EXPECTED TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT OUT... 1142 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,300 - I'M SORRY. - AND UNWIND... 1143 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:43,900 - EVERY TIME I SAY TO MYSELF I'M NOT GONNA SAY SOMETHING, 1144 00:42:43,934 --> 00:42:46,300 I ALWAYS BREAK IT AND DO IT 'CAUSE I DON'T HOLD THINGS IN, 1145 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,567 AND IT'S MY BIGGEST PROBLEM. - BUT I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME. 1146 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,567 I THINK WE COMMUNICATE PRETTY WELL. 1147 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,433 WE MIGHT NOT GET TO A SOLUTION, 1148 00:42:53,467 --> 00:42:56,433 BUT I THINK WE COMMUNICATE PRETTY WELL. NO? 1149 00:42:56,467 --> 00:42:58,467 - THIS ISN'T, LIKE, LET'S PUT A BAND-AID ON THIS TONIGHT, 1150 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,200 AND THE WHOLE BOO-BOO IS HEALED. 1151 00:43:00,233 --> 00:43:02,300 IT'S SOMETHING THAT WE'LL HAVE TO WORK THROUGH. 1152 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,400 I LOVE MY MARRIAGE, I LOVE MY BABY, 1153 00:43:04,433 --> 00:43:06,266 I LOVE YOUR FAMILY. 1154 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:07,600 I THINK THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLE PEOPLE. 1155 00:43:07,633 --> 00:43:09,934 - NO MATTER WHAT, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. 1156 00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:12,633 - I KNOW. ME TOO. - ALWAYS. 1157 00:43:14,934 --> 00:43:17,000 - I LOVE YOU. 1158 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:20,533 - BOY, WHEN WE DRINK, THE TRUTH REALLY COMES OUT. 1159 00:43:20,567 --> 00:43:22,433 - I EXPLODED. - HOLY [bleep]. 1160 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:25,567 - I PROMISED THIS WAS GONNA BE ABOUT GOOD TIMES, FUN TIMES. 1161 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,000 YOU'RE STILL ON YOUR FIRST DRINK. 1162 00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:30,000 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - IT'S MY SECOND ONE. 1163 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,934 - NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1164 00:43:34,967 --> 00:43:36,734 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE BIG GAY ICE CREAM TRUCK? 1165 00:43:36,767 --> 00:43:37,834 - ARE THERE BIG GAYS ON IT? 1166 00:43:37,867 --> 00:43:39,800 - NO, JUST A REGULAR GAY. 1167 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:42,533 - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JASON AND I IS THAT 1168 00:43:42,567 --> 00:43:44,600 HE REALLY-- HE GETS INTO IT. - BY THE WAY, I FEEL LIKE 1169 00:43:44,633 --> 00:43:46,867 I'M ONE OF THE GIRLS HERE. [laughter] 1170 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:48,934 - PIPE DOWN. - ALL THE MONEY'S GONE. 1171 00:43:48,967 --> 00:43:50,500 - THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THAT'S LEGAL. 1172 00:43:50,533 --> 00:43:52,333 - I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT [bleep] TO JAIL. 1173 00:43:52,367 --> 00:43:53,467 - YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR ME FOR FOUR MONTHS... 1174 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,166 - OKAY. - AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. 1175 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,967 NOTHING. EVERYONE'S FREAKING OUT BECAUSE 1176 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,367 THEY CAN'T GET THE PRODUCT. - I UNDERSTAND THAT. 1177 00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,500 - AND WE'RE NOT PRODUCING FAST ENOUGH. 1178 00:43:59,533 --> 00:44:00,533 SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET ANGRY. 1179 00:44:00,567 --> 00:44:02,133 I NEED SOMEONE TO CRACK SKULLS. 1180 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,500 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1181 00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:05,867 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 1182 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:08,900 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com