1 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:04,800 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,200 SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET ANGRY. I NEED SOMEONE TO CRACK SKULLS. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,467 EVERYONE'S FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET THE PRODUCT, 4 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,967 AND WE'RE NOT PRODUCING FAST ENOUGH. 5 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,700 I'M TALKING TO JASON ABOUT HIM GETTING INVOLVED IN MY BUSINESS. 6 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,100 JASON APPROACHES THINGS 7 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,533 COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY THAN I DO. 8 00:00:17,533 --> 00:00:20,400 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO EXPECT THAT I'M GONNA WALK IN THERE 9 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,100 WITH NOT HAVING EXPERIENCE IN THIS INDUSTRY 10 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:25,367 AND JUST, LIKE, PUT PEOPLE'S HEADS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK. 11 00:00:25,367 --> 00:00:26,934 - GINA'S GOING THROUGH SOME MAJOR PROBLEMS, 12 00:00:26,934 --> 00:00:28,500 AND IS IN A SEPARATION FROM HER MARRIAGE. 13 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,700 HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM ONCE 14 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,934 SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING FOR ME? 15 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:32,266 - ONCE. 16 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,667 - DON'T CRY. THIS IS--WE'RE YOUR FAMILY. 17 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:37,000 - WE'RE YOUR FAMILY NOW, GINA. - WE'RE YOUR FAMILY. 18 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,967 WE JUST KIND OF MAKE EVERYBODY PART OF THE FAMILY, 19 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:42,433 AND I FIND THAT THERE AREN'T MANY BOUNDARIES IN MY HOUSE. 20 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,800 - I HEAR MOMMY. 21 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,500 THAT'S MOMMY. 22 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,600 - OF COURSE IT'S MOMMY. 23 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,000 THIS HOUSE IS A DUMP. 24 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,333 - I KNOW. WE NEED TO STRAIGHTEN UP. 25 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:18,333 - MOTHERHOOD IS GREAT. 26 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:19,734 I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING, 27 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:21,500 EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT PUTS 28 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:25,000 MY OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER INTO OVERDRIVE. 29 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,300 AND THIS REFRIGERATOR'S, LIKE, BEYOND... 30 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,800 - YEAH, YOU HAVE 4,000 DRINKS IN THERE. 31 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,734 - AND THIS WOLF IN THERE HAS, LIKE, PIG'S FEET IN THIS FRIDGE. 32 00:01:32,734 --> 00:01:34,367 AND WE HAVE TO, LIKE, MOVE IT AROUND. 33 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:36,333 - SHE HAS FOOD IN THERE? - BEYOND. 34 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,533 SHE HAS, LIKE, CHICKEN KNUCKLES IN THERE. 35 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,133 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE'S GOT IN THERE. 36 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,333 - BUT YOU DON'T NEED TEN DRINKS OF THE SAME THING. 37 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:43,734 - YES, I DO. - BUT OPEN THAT. 38 00:01:43,734 --> 00:01:45,000 - OH, MY GOD. 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,400 - LOOK AT HOW MANY YOU HAVE IN THERE. 40 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,433 - I KNOW. I LOVE IT. 41 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:48,800 - LOOK AT ALL THOSE-- - I LOVE IT. 42 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,233 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE DRINKS ARE ON TOP. 43 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:52,734 - I LOVE IT. I WANT TO ORGANIZE. 44 00:01:52,734 --> 00:01:54,066 - AND THERE'S TEN OF THEM. - I KNOW. 45 00:01:54,066 --> 00:01:56,033 BUT THIS WOLF--LOOK AT THE FOOD SHE HAS EVERYWHERE. 46 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,400 GINA'S GOT, LIKE, ALL-- 47 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,233 EVERY TRINIDADIAN SPECIALTY AND DELICACY 48 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:02,100 STREWN THROUGHOUT THE REFRIGERATOR. 49 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,433 AND THERE'S NO ORDER. 50 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:06,000 GINA DOES NOT--GINA DOESN'T HAVE ORDER IN THE FRIDGE. 51 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,867 AND GINA HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. 52 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:10,066 WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF? 53 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:11,834 WHERE IS THAT WOLF? 54 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:12,967 SHE STILL IN THE BATHROOM? 55 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,266 DOES SHE EVER LEAVE THE BATHROOM? 56 00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:15,533 WHAT GOES ON IN THERE? 57 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:17,233 - SHE'S BEEN IN THERE FOR, LIKE, 40 MINUTES. 58 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:18,600 - SHE'S BEEN IN THERE FOR FOUR MONTHS. 59 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,200 - DOES SHE HAVE A MAN IN THERE OR WHAT? 60 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,367 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. SHE'S IN THERE ALL THE DAMN DAY. 61 00:02:22,367 --> 00:02:24,233 - GINA. - GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! 62 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:26,300 MY GOD, IT NEVER ENDS. 63 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:28,200 OH, I'M SORRY. DID WE INTERRUPT YOU? 64 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,367 LOOK AT THIS NUN-- LOOK AT THIS NUN OVER HERE. 65 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,467 - I'M TALKING TO MY GIRL GLORIA. 66 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:33,834 - OH, I--EXCUSE ME. 67 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:35,166 I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT. CONTINUE. 68 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,467 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN A MEETING. 69 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:38,400 - CALL YOU BACK A SECOND, OKAY? 70 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,133 - I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY HOUSE. 71 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:42,567 THERE IS NO ORDER, AND I JUST-- 72 00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:44,867 IT'S LIKE A CHICKEN WITHOUT A HEAD. 73 00:02:44,867 --> 00:02:46,100 WHAT DO YOU DO IN THERE? 74 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,533 YOU ARE IN THERE LONGER THAN ANYBODY. 75 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:48,934 - I HAVE GOT TO POOP. 76 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:51,333 - I UNDERSTAND POOPING, BUT... 77 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,200 IT TAKES 20, 30 MINUTE-- 78 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,066 LIKE, WHAT DO YOU-- YOU JUST SIT THERE? 79 00:02:55,066 --> 00:02:56,600 - I GOT TO SIT AND TAKE MY TIME, 80 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,133 'CAUSE YOU ALL MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE. 81 00:02:58,133 --> 00:03:00,467 - MY BABY NURSE IS A DELICATE INSTRUMENT. 82 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:03,533 NEEDS TO SIT ON THE BOWL TILL THE COWS COME HOME. 83 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:06,300 - GOT TO BE-- SHH. QUIET. 84 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,600 - OH, WE'RE SORRY FOR DISTURBING YOU. 85 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,934 - IT'S GOT TO BE QUIET. 86 00:03:09,934 --> 00:03:11,367 - YEAH, AND KEEP THE FRIDGE ORGANIZED. 87 00:03:11,367 --> 00:03:14,000 IT'S A LITTLE CRAZY IN THERE. - OKAY, I'LL--I'LL... 88 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,400 - IT'S, LIKE, TOO MUCH STUFF IN THERE. 89 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,934 - YOU BEEN TELLING ME YOU'RE GONNA COOK FOR ME FOR MONTHS... 90 00:03:17,934 --> 00:03:19,567 - I BROUGHT IT. I BROUGHT THE STUFF. 91 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,200 - AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE [bleep] FOR ME. 92 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,333 - I-I HAVE A DATE WITH YOU. - SHE WANTS TO COOK. 93 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,100 SHE WANTS US TO GO TO HER CHURCH-- 94 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,467 ALL THESE DIFFERENT THINGS. 95 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:29,133 - OH, YEAH. WHAT-- ARE WE GOING TO THE CHURCH? 96 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,734 - HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 97 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:33,533 - HEY, LET'S GET, UH, BRYN BAPTIZED AT YOUR CHURCH. 98 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:35,500 - OH, JESUS, JASON. 99 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,166 - IT'S NOT A BAPTISM. - I KNOW IT'S NOT. 100 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:40,200 - BETHENNY AND I HAVE HAD SEVERAL DISCUSSIONS 101 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,467 ABOUT GETTING BRYN BAPTIZED WITH MY PARENTS 102 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:45,133 IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH. 103 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:46,567 SHE'S NOT VERY RELIGIOUS, 104 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:51,467 AND ANY RELIGION SHE DOES IN OUR HOUSE IS FOR ME. 105 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:52,900 - OKAY, WE HAVE DRUMMERS. 106 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,467 UM, DO WE HAVE DRUMMER? 107 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,500 WE HAVE DRUMMERS IN THE CHURCH, RIGHT? 108 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,400 - ARE PEOPLE GONNA GET UP AND START SCREAMING? 109 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,033 IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS? - IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. 110 00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:01,867 WE GONNA HAVE--ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET FOR HER. 111 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,600 - I DON'T NEED A RED CARPET AT THE CHURCH. 112 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,200 - IT'S ALREADY PLANNED. 113 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,834 - WHAT'S PLANNED? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 114 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:09,133 - I'M GONNA ROLL THE RED CARPET OUT FOR YOU. 115 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,000 - LITERALLY A RED CARPET? - YES. 116 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,934 - IS THERE GONNA BE A PRESS LINE AT THE CHURCH? 117 00:04:12,934 --> 00:04:14,600 - NO, NO PRESS LINE. 118 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,734 - OH, OKAY, JUST MAKING SURE. - I'LL CALL YOU BACK IN A WHILE. 119 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:17,800 - OH, MY GOD. 120 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,367 - NO, WE ARE GONNA DO THE RED CARPET. 121 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:21,600 THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME ON SUNDAY WHEN I WAS IN CHURCH. 122 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,133 - WHY--WHY ARE WE DOING A RED CARPET? 123 00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:24,567 - THAT'S WHAT WE DO WHEN WE HAVE GUESTS 124 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:26,133 AND VISITORS THAT COME IN. 125 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,567 WE HAVE MARKY MARKOWITZ. WE HAVE KENDALL STEWART. 126 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,400 WE HAVE THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT COME TO THE CHURCH, 127 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,433 AND THIS IS WHAT HE DOES. - WHO'S MARKY MARKOWITZ? 128 00:04:31,433 --> 00:04:34,000 IS THAT THE JEWISH MARKY MARK? - YEAH. 129 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,533 THERE'S A LITTLE DANCING IN THE SPIRIT. 130 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:38,133 PEOPLE GONNA MANIFEST AND DANCE IN THE SPIRIT, YOU KNOW. 131 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:39,767 - WHAT'S THE SPIRIT? - WHAT'S THE SPIRIT? 132 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:41,734 - WHEN THE HOLY SPIRIT MANIFESTS ON YOU... 133 00:04:41,734 --> 00:04:43,266 - WELL, DO IT. DO IT--IMITATE IT NOW. 134 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:45,000 - SHE'S TELLING US. HOLD ON. GO AHEAD. 135 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,200 - DEPENDS ON, UH... 136 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,500 - OH, THE HOLY SPIRIT COMES INTO YOUR BODY? 137 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,700 - LOOK AT HER IN HER NUN GARMENT DOING THIS NOW. GO. 138 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:54,266 [drums beating] - OH, MY LORD. 139 00:04:54,266 --> 00:04:57,200 - I DON'T WANT TO DANCE INVOLUNTARILY. 140 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,900 - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS? 141 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,734 - SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW. 142 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,400 - MADE ME--MADE ME WORRIED 143 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,100 ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA GO DOWN AT CHURCH. 144 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,867 - YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND YOU... 145 00:05:06,867 --> 00:05:10,367 [drums beating] 146 00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:11,967 - IT DEPENDS, YOU KNOW. - ALL RIGHT. 147 00:05:11,967 --> 00:05:14,166 - IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON ECSTASY AT A RAVE. 148 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:15,867 THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 149 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:18,266 - I'M SO ANXIOUS TO SEE WHAT'S GONNA GO ON IN GINA'S CHURCH. 150 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:20,767 I CAN'T WAIT. 151 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,367 - BETHENNY. - HI. 152 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:31,567 THIS IS BRYN. 153 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:33,500 - HI, BEAUTY. 154 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,033 - EVERYONE IS TELLING ME I NEED TO BABY-PROOF MY APARTMENT, 155 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:38,266 SO JUST TO CALM DOWN MY PARANOIA, 156 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:39,800 I NEED TO BRING IN AN EXPERT. 157 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,233 - I GET TO MEET WITH MOMMIES 158 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:43,133 AT THE MOST EXCITING CHAPTER OF THEIR OF THEIR LIVES, SO... 159 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,467 - OH, THAT'S SO NICE. ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO WE GOT? 160 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:47,834 - WHAT WE'LL DO TODAY IS JUST LOOK FOR A FEW HIDDEN HAZARDS, 161 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:49,567 HAZARDS MAYBE YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT... 162 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:51,100 - OKAY. - BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, 163 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,033 LITTLE BRYN ISN'T INTO MUCH, RIGHT? 164 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:54,200 SHE'S INTO YOU. 165 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,266 IT'S GOING TO CHANGE QUICKLY. 166 00:05:56,266 --> 00:05:57,900 - THIS WOMAN'S TRYING TO TELL ME 167 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,667 LIFE MOVES QUICKLY-- THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE. 168 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,934 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, BRYN'S GOING TO BE GETTING INTO THINGS. 169 00:06:01,934 --> 00:06:03,266 AND I'M THINKING, "LADY, 170 00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:04,900 "I WAS LIVING IN A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT 171 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,400 "WITH MY DOG LAST YEAR. 172 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,266 I UNDERSTAND, KEMOSABE." 173 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:11,600 - ONCE WE DO IMPLEMENT ALL THE CHILD-SAFETY DEVICES, 174 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,066 I WANT TO TEACH YOU 175 00:06:13,066 --> 00:06:14,800 HOW TO LENGTHEN THE LIFE OF YOUR CHILD-PROOFING. 176 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,133 - OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY, 177 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:17,433 "LENGTHEN THE LIFE OF MY CHILD." 178 00:06:17,433 --> 00:06:19,400 - WELL, IT'S ALL ONE AND THE SAME. 179 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,834 - OF MY CHILD-PROOFING-- OKAY. 180 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:22,633 - LENGTHENING THE LIFE OF YOUR CHILD-PROOFING 181 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:25,467 CONSISTS OF NOT LETTING BRYN SEE YOU 182 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:27,300 OPEN AND CLOSE THE GATES, 183 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,967 DISENGAGE AND ENGAGE THE CHILD-SAFETY DEVICES. 184 00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:32,367 - SO THERE'S A MENTAL PERSPECTIVE TO THIS. 185 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:33,800 THERE'S HABITS. 186 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,433 - OH, SHE'S WATCHING YOU NOW, RIGHT? EVERYTHING. 187 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:38,066 - ANYTHING I DON'T WANT HER TO DO, I SHOULDN'T BE DOING. 188 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:40,066 SO I SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING SKINNYGIRL MARGARITAS 189 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,266 IN FRONT OF HER EITHER, 190 00:06:41,266 --> 00:06:42,834 'CAUSE SHE'LL BE OPENING UP THE BOTTLE. 191 00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:44,400 - YOU KNOW WHAT? DO IT IN AN INCOGNITO GLASS. 192 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,600 - I'LL JUST DO IT IN MY CLOSET. - [laughs] OR YOUR CLOSET. 193 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,266 DON'T CLIMB UP ON TOP OF THE CHAIR AND-- 194 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:50,400 - I'M ALWAYS CLIMBING UP ON MY COUNTER. 195 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,433 - DO WE WANT BRYN GETTING UP ON TOP OF THAT TABLE? 196 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:53,800 - NO. 197 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,900 - AND WHAT COMES AS A RESULT OF CHILD-PROOFING 198 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,400 IS PEACE OF MIND. 199 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,633 - "PEACE OF MIND" SHOULD BE PART OF YOUR MARKETING. 200 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,100 - YEAH, WHEN I WALK IN THE DOOR, IT'S LIKE, 201 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,400 "PEACE OF MIND IS HERE." 202 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,800 YOU KNOW? - YEAH. 203 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,834 - I'M SO GLAD YOU SEE THAT. - NO, 100%. I'M IN. 204 00:07:07,834 --> 00:07:09,233 I'M IN BIG. 205 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:10,633 - LOOK AT THOSE BUTTONS OVER THERE. 206 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:11,934 - WHAT BUTTONS? 207 00:07:11,934 --> 00:07:13,867 - ALL OF THOSE BUTTONS AND THOSE FLASHING LIGHTS. 208 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,633 - THOSE ARE DANGEROUS? - THEY'RE NOT DANGEROUS, 209 00:07:15,633 --> 00:07:18,533 BUT SHE'S GOING TO BEELINE TOWARD THEM, ISN'T SHE? 210 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:20,700 - YEAH, AND WE DON'T WANT HER TO RECORD PORN OR ANYTHING. 211 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,066 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT WOULD BE IMPORTANT. 212 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,367 - THAT'S DANGEROUS. 213 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,867 - THOSE WIRES ARE, I HATE TO SAY IT, 214 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:25,867 BUT STRANGULATION HAZARDS. 215 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:27,033 - AND I'VE HEARD CHANGE 216 00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:28,767 IS THEIR NUMBER-ONE CHOKING HAZARD. 217 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:30,533 CHANGE. - GOOD ONE, BETHENNY. 218 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,066 - YOU WOULD NEVER DROP A NICKEL ON THE FLOOR. 219 00:07:32,066 --> 00:07:33,600 THEY'RE LIKE A DUSTBUSTER FOR CHANGE. 220 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,734 SO THAT'S FINE. 221 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:35,934 - THIS IS A PERFECT CHOKING HAZARD. 222 00:07:35,934 --> 00:07:37,567 - SO THAT'S THE CHOKING-HAZARD CENTERPIECE. 223 00:07:37,567 --> 00:07:39,100 THAT'S GARBAGE. - YEAH. 224 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,600 - BUT, LIKE, MR. T COULDN'T MOVE THIS THING. 225 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,934 OH, OKAY. 226 00:07:41,934 --> 00:07:43,367 - I--BETHENNY, MY GUT... 227 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:45,967 - GET RID OF IT. UGH. 228 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,433 WHAT GOES ON IN MY KITCHEN? 229 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,934 - DON'T LET HER PLAY WITH POTS AND PANS. 230 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:50,233 - WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 231 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:51,467 I'M COMING OUT OF MY BEDROOM, 232 00:07:51,467 --> 00:07:53,266 AND BRYN'S AT THE STOVE MAKING CONCH FRITTERS? 233 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,533 - SHE CAN CRUISE IN HERE INTO THE KITCHEN 234 00:07:55,533 --> 00:07:58,500 TWO DAYS AFTER YOU'VE LET HER PLAY WITH THE POTS AND PANS, 235 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,166 AND SHE SEES HER POT UP THERE ON THE STOVE. 236 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:03,467 IT'S HER TOY. - SO HOW DOES SHE GET THERE? 237 00:08:03,467 --> 00:08:05,667 - SHE'S GONNA DO WHATEVER SHE CAN TO GET UP THERE AND GET IT. 238 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,066 - SO THIS IS A LATCH ZONE. 239 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:08,900 - WE'RE GONNA LATCH EVERY SINGLE CABINET. 240 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,567 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF EVERY... 241 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:12,900 - IT'S LIKE THE CIA. WHAT DO THEY SAY ON TV? 242 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,567 WE'RE GONNA, LIKE, SECURE THE PERIMETER? 243 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:16,900 I'M THINKING I HAVE A REALLY NICE AND SAFE, 244 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,967 NURTURING ENVIRONMENT FOR MY BABY, 245 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:21,467 AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M IN NAM. 246 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:22,934 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 247 00:08:22,934 --> 00:08:24,734 I THINK IT'S A GREAT BUSINESS YOU HAVE. 248 00:08:24,734 --> 00:08:27,266 YOU'VE NOW TERRIFIED ME MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. 249 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:30,633 MOMMY'S VERY SCARED OF EVERYTHING NOW. 250 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,767 - LET'S DO IT. 251 00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:43,767 LET'S GO THROUGH MOMMY'S CLOSET 252 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:46,500 AND GET RID OF SLUTTY LINGERIE. 253 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,867 - HI. 254 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,133 - HI. 255 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,934 - WHERE ARE YOU? - I'M IN MY CLOSET-- 256 00:08:50,934 --> 00:08:52,367 THE PLACE YOU ONCE WERE. 257 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:55,000 - I WAS GONNA SAY. THAT'S MY JOB. 258 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,266 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOARDERS. 259 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,834 I DON'T LIKE CLUTTER-Y PLACES. 260 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,467 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN ANTIQUE SHOPS. 261 00:08:59,467 --> 00:09:01,266 I DON'T LIKE DOILIES AND CATS. 262 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:04,500 - BRYN, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 263 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,967 - I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE CLEAN, 264 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:07,934 AND MY HOUSE JUST ALWAYS HAS STUFF, 265 00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:10,200 SO THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN CONTROL ANYTHING IN MY LIFE 266 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,834 AND MY HOUSE IS TO GET RID OF THINGS. 267 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:13,433 - YOU'RE PURGING THE CLOSET? - I'M PURGING. 268 00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:14,934 LIKE, I JUST HAVE NEVER PURGED LINGERIE. 269 00:09:14,934 --> 00:09:17,200 LIKE, I PUT ALL MY LINGERIE IN LITTLE BAGGIES. 270 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,100 - YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO PUTS THEIR LINGERIE 271 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,400 IN, LIKE, A SANDWICH SNACK PACK. 272 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,567 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER IN MY LIFE--BUT OKAY. 273 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:24,400 - THERE'S A STORY TO THIS. 274 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,900 THIS IS HOW SHE WAS CONCEIVED. I SWEAR TO YOU SHE WAS. 275 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,633 SO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO KEEP THIS ONE, DON'T I? 276 00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:29,800 - YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT, 277 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,367 BUT YOU HAVE TO NEVER, EVER WEAR IT AGAIN. 278 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:33,633 - OKAY. PEOPLE REALLY LIVE LIKE THIS. 279 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:35,567 PEOPLE WEAR THIS AS THEIR NORMAL BRAS TOO. 280 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:36,867 LIKE, EVERY DAY THEY GO TO WORK-- 281 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,300 - LIKE, TO WORK? 282 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,867 - I HAVE A FANTASY OF BEING ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 283 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:41,900 THAT, LIKE, WHIPS OFF THEIR JACKET 284 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,000 AND JUST HAS SOMETHING SEXY UNDERNEATH. 285 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,767 BUT IN REALITY, I'M A PERSON THAT WEARS RIPPED FLANNEL 286 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,967 DISGUSTING PAJAMAS WITH COFFEE STAINS ON THEM. 287 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,934 CAN I STILL DO THIS FOR FANTASY LIFE? 288 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:53,033 DO WE NO LONGER DO DIRTY SCHOOL GIRL AT 40? 289 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:54,800 - I THINK NO. - IS THIS OVER? 290 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,600 JASON'S SO CHEESY, THOUGH, BUT ALL RIGHT. 291 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,500 THIS I REALLY LIKE. LIKE, I WANT TO WEAR--NO? 292 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,633 WOW, I REALLY LIKE IT. 293 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,633 - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED TO DO 294 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:04,567 SOME FORM OF A "ROUTINE" IF YOU PUT THAT ON. 295 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:06,200 YOU'D HAVE TO BE LIKE, "JASON, 296 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,000 A ONE, A TWO, A ONE, TWO, THREE." 297 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,300 I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A REAL... 298 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,700 - I'M GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME PARTING WITH THIS. 299 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,033 THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM. 300 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:16,333 LIKE, I AM CHEESY. I AM SEQUINED. 301 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,533 I AM TUTU-Y. 302 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,400 - WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR ON THE BOTTOM? 303 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,700 - MY VAGINA. [both laugh] 304 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:22,867 - THAT'S HILARIOUS. 305 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,333 - SO... - NO. 306 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,967 - WHAT ABOUT LITTLE, LIKE, BLOOMERS? 307 00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:27,633 LIKE, WITH A LITTLE TANK TOP, 308 00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,433 PRETENDING YOU, LIKE, JUST DIDN'T TRY. 309 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:30,934 NO. - NO. 310 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:34,000 - THIS IS NOT... THIS IS DONE. 311 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 - KEEP IT FOR ONE OF YOUR RANDOM WEEKEND TRIPS, 312 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,166 AND THEN DON'T BRING IT BACK IN THE SUITCASE. 313 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:39,767 - OKAY. WE DID IT. IT'S OVER. 314 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:41,900 - AND THEN I KEEP ALL THESE, 'CAUSE I LIKE TO REUSE THEM. 315 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,467 OKAY. BUT LET'S DISCUSS-- 316 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,767 - YOU LIKE TO KEEP BAGS WITH THINGS THAT YOUR VAGINA TOUCHED, 317 00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:48,133 AND THEN YOU PUT IN BAG AND THEN REUSE THE BAG? 318 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,000 - FOR SANDWICHES, YES. 319 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,900 NO, FOR OTHER VAGINA-RELATED THINGS. 320 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,367 GINA. 321 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:57,200 YOU WANT SOME LINGERIE? TAKE IT TO THE CHURCH. 322 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,934 SHE WANTS US TO GO TO CHURCH WITH HER AND, LIKE, SING... 323 00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:02,100 - DO THEY SING AT YOUR CHURCH? - YEAH, WE SING. 324 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,633 - GINA'S CHURCH IS BAPTIST, CONSERVATIVE, 325 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:07,700 AND GINA IS AN OXYMORON. 326 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,700 THERE'S NO SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND PENIS 327 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,033 WHEN IT COMES TO GINA. 328 00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:12,800 - BUT, I MEAN, SHE'S SENDING YOU OFF WITH, LIKE, 329 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,734 A BAG OF SIN TO BRING TO YOUR CHURCH. 330 00:11:14,734 --> 00:11:18,367 YEAH, I THINK THAT'S FOR THE PASTOR'S WIFE. 331 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,867 AND IF SHE COULD HAVE A LITTLE, LIKE, HOT POCKET 332 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:23,300 TO COVER HER VAGINA, SHE'S ALL SET. 333 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:27,333 WHAT'S NEXT? THAT'LL BE GOOD FOR THE ORGANIST. 334 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,667 I MEAN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 335 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,600 YOU'RE GONNA SEND THIS WOMAN OUT OF HER RELIGION FOREVER. 336 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,166 GOD IS GONNA CALL HER AT HOME 337 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,900 AND SAY, "PLEASE DON'T COME BACK. 338 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:37,300 WE DON'T WANT YOU." 339 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,967 - COMING UP... 340 00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,266 - THAT SHE MAY BE BAPTIZED WITH WATER 341 00:11:46,266 --> 00:11:48,934 AND RECEIVE INTO CHRIST'S HOLY CHURCH. 342 00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:00,400 - INTERESTING. 343 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,934 - THIS IS IT. 344 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,100 - BIG DAY TODAY-- WE'RE GOING TO GINA'S CHURCH. 345 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,433 IT'S ME, JASON, BRYN, 346 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,800 AND TO ROUND OUT THE MULTIDENOMINATIONAL POSSE, 347 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,967 I'M GONNA BRING JAKE TO REPRESENT THE GAY JEWS. 348 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,200 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - NO, I'M EXCITED. 349 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,433 - GINA'S CHURCH IS IN A QUESTIONABLE NEIGHBORHOOD, 350 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:18,600 AND YOU WOULD NOT KNOW THAT THERE WAS A CHURCH. 351 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,367 YOU MIGHT THINK THAT YOU COULD GET BAIL BONDS THERE. 352 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,033 THAT'S MY FRIEND JAKE. THIS IS BRYN. 353 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,900 - JASON. - HI. 354 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,934 - IT'S SMELLS SO NICE IN HERE. - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL IN HERE. 355 00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:29,400 - YOU GO INSIDE, AND THERE'S A PLACE OF WORSHIP. 356 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,900 YOU NEVER KNOW. 357 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,133 IT'S LIKE A ROCKIN' CHURCH. 358 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,934 - HI, GINA. - OH, IT'S SO COOL. 359 00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:35,367 - I LOVE YOUR, UH, HEADGEAR. 360 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:36,633 - GINA. - HELLO. 361 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:39,100 LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU GUYS LOOK. 362 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,367 WHERE SHOULD WE SIT? 363 00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,367 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU. 364 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:45,400 THIS IS BRYN. - THANKS FOR HAVING US-- 365 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,834 AND OUR FRIEND JAKE. 366 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,233 - HI. THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 367 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,467 - IT WAS NOTHING LIKE I'M USED TO, GOING TO MASS. 368 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:53,166 HERE WE WALK IN, 369 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:56,233 AND THESE WOMEN ARE IN THESE BEAUTIFUL GOWNS IT SEEMED, 370 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,166 AND THEY HAVE THESE, UH, HEADPIECES ON. 371 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:00,900 IT WAS A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE, 372 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,667 BUT SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO. 373 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,166 I MIGHT JOIN HERE. I LOVE IT. 374 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,633 - THIS IS A LITTLE MORE COOL-- - I LOVE IT. 375 00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:07,500 EVERYBODY LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 376 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,166 LOOK AT THIS WOMAN. 377 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:11,400 - THAT'S THE-- THAT'S THE BEST DRESSED AWARD. 378 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,834 SHE'S LIKE ANNA WINTOUR, 379 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,033 SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW AT FASHION WEEK. 380 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,066 I THINK SHE FEELS THE SPIRIT. - SHE FEELS THE SPIRIT? 381 00:13:17,066 --> 00:13:19,066 - SHE'S SPEAKING MORE THAN SHE EVER HAS. 382 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,567 SHE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES NOW. 383 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,333 WE WANTED TO GET A GLIMPSE INTO GINA'S LIFE, 384 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:23,433 AND NOW WE HAVE IT. 385 00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:24,800 THESE ARE GINA'S PEEPS. 386 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,200 - OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU. 387 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,467 IS THAT--DO I WEAR THAT? 388 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:30,066 - YOU SHOULD. 389 00:13:30,066 --> 00:13:31,567 - SO THEY PUT MY HAIR UP IN THE HEADDRESS. 390 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,900 I DIDN'T WANT TO INSULT ANYBODY. 391 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,333 OH, YES, ANNA WINTOUR 392 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,567 IN THE--HERE SHE GOES. 393 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,967 - YOU LIKE THAT? 394 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,100 - LOOKS GREAT. - SHE LOOKS NICE--VERY PRETTY. 395 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,433 THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 396 00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:43,934 - I WANT TO KNOW WHEN JESUS CHRIST ENTERS HER SOUL. 397 00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:46,400 - [laughs] - OH, NO. 398 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,600 - I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 399 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,867 ALL RIGHT, THE PARTY'S GONNA START SOON. 400 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,734 - I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO SPEND A SUNDAY, ACTUALLY. 401 00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:59,233 - THANKS FOR HAVING US, GINA. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 402 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,967 THERE WERE ALL THESE LONG AND BILLOWY GARMENTS-- 403 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,567 JUST A LOT OF CLOTHING. 404 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,066 AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK, 405 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:07,266 "IS SOMEONE WEARING MY LINGERIE UNDERNEATH?" 406 00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:08,700 WHICH ONE OF YOU GIRLS 407 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:12,400 IS NAUGHTY UNDERNEATH THAT BIG DRESS? 408 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,967 - THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY 409 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:17,066 FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE CARIBBEAN 410 00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:20,166 TO HAVE SUCH DISTINGUISHED GUESTS. 411 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,467 MAY GOD BLESS THE MOTHER AND FATHER. 412 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:26,900 THE FAMILY THAT PRAY TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER. 413 00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:35,934 - "FOR AS MUCH AS ALL MEN ARE CONCEIVED AND BORN IN SIN... 414 00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:38,333 "AND THAT OF OUR SAVIOR, CHRIST... 415 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,100 "THAT OF HIS BOUNTY'S MERCY, 416 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,333 "HE WILL GRANT THIS CHILD 417 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:46,767 "THAT SHE MAY BE BAPTIZED WITH WATER 418 00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,800 AND RECEIVE INTO CHRIST'S HOLY CHURCH." 419 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,367 - IT SEEMS LIKE BRYN'S ABOUT TO BE BAPTIZED 420 00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,066 IN GINA'S CHURCH, 421 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,667 AND THAT'S NOT OKAY WITH ME. 422 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,333 I FELT COMPLETELY HELPLESS. 423 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,066 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 424 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,867 - LET US PRAY. - AMEN. 425 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:05,867 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW ABOUT RELIGION, 426 00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:08,667 AND I--SHOULDN'T WE BE DOING THIS WITH JASON'S PARENTS, 427 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,867 AND SHOULDN'T WE BE DOING IT IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH? 428 00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,433 [congregation singing] 429 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:41,000 [Bryn cries] 430 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,667 I LOVE GINA. 431 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,533 AND I'VE BEEN COMING FROM A PLACE OF "YES" WITH ALL OF THIS. 432 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:46,033 LIKE, "YES, WE'LL DO THIS," 433 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:48,600 AND, "YES, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT YOUR MARITAL PROBLEMS." 434 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:52,100 AND, "YES, YOU SHOULD TAKE OVER MY ENTIRE HOUSE AND MY LIFE," 435 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,000 AND, "YES, OF COURSE WE'RE COMING TO YOUR CHURCH." 436 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,700 AND, "YES, MY BABY'S GETTING BAPTIZED"" 437 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,700 NO. NO, NO, NO. 438 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,333 - BETHENNY COMPLETELY SHUT IT DOWN, 439 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,100 AND I CAN'T BLAME HER. 440 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,600 IN HINDSIGHT, I WISH I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT. 441 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,667 - IT WAS TOO MUCH. 442 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,333 IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS OVER THE LINE. 443 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,266 AND I WANT TO BE RESPECTFUL IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CHURCH, 444 00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:37,333 BUT THAT WAS OVER THE LINE. 445 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,567 LIKE, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL. 446 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,900 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST FELT VERY STRANGE. 447 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,100 I DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY IT FELT. 448 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,533 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M BEING DRAMATIC. 449 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,667 - YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR MATERNAL INSTINCTS POP OUT. 450 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,667 YOU WENT FROM OKAY TO NOT OKAY IN FOUR SECONDS FLAT. 451 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,000 - WHEN YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE 452 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,700 ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING WITH YOUR BABY, 453 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,734 YOU JUST HAVE AN INSTINCT AND AN IMPULSE 454 00:16:52,734 --> 00:16:54,367 TO JUST TAKE YOUR BABY OUT OF THERE. 455 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,433 - BUT WE WERE PUT IN A TERRIBLE POSITION, 456 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,734 THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A BAPTISM. - IT'S NOT A BAPTISM. 457 00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:01,667 - I HEARD "BAPTISM," AND I SEE THE PITCHER OF WATER 458 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,200 AND THE TOWELS AND THE BASSINET. 459 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,266 BUT I KNOW BETHENNY'S NOT COMFORTABLE, 460 00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:06,633 AND I WASN'T COMFORTABLE, 461 00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:08,533 BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER MY PARENTS BE THERE. 462 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:11,767 I-I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE FEELING IN MY STOMACH, 463 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:14,133 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE TO THESE NICE PEOPLE. 464 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,934 - I'M NOT GONNA-- [Bryn cries] 465 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,467 OKAY. - I'M A LITTLE UPSET. 466 00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:19,300 I KNOW IT'S COMING FROM A GOOD PLACE. 467 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,333 EVERYBODY WANTS GOOD FOR OUR BABY, 468 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,200 BUT I JUST HAD THIS TERRIBLE FEELING INSIDE OF ME 469 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,166 THAT I LET MY FAMILY DOWN. 470 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,100 I GOT YOUR PLAY MAT. 471 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,266 - OKAY. 472 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,400 - FOR WHEN YOU'RE READY. - OKAY. 473 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,767 - I WAS REALLY DRAINED AFTER THE CHURCH INCIDENT. 474 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,000 YOU'RE A GOOD DADDY, HONEY. 475 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,934 - I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A GOOD DADDY TODAY. 476 00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:58,133 - YEAH, SIT DOWN FOR A SEC. 477 00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,467 IT WASN'T A GREAT DAY. 478 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,734 IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT THE WAY THAT IT SHOULD HAVE. 479 00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,433 IT TURNED INTO SOMETHING IT DIDN'T NEED TO. 480 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:06,467 - I FEEL LIKE A TERRIBLE HUSBAND AND A TERRIBLE FATHER. 481 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,467 I DO, 'CAUSE I LOOK BACK AT THIS... 482 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,934 I-I FELT HELPLESS. 483 00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,433 WE WERE IN IT. 484 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:14,600 I FEEL I LET THEM DOWN, BECAUSE I DIDN'T STAND UP 485 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,200 FOR ME BEING UNCOMFORTABLE, 486 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,066 BETHENNY BEING UNCOMFORTABLE, 487 00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:22,633 AND HERE OUR BABY IS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMS, 488 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,066 WAILING, CRYING. 489 00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:26,400 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISRESPECTFUL, 490 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,600 AND THEN HE'S... 491 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,066 - NO, AND I KNOW YOU DID NOT MEAN IT. 492 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,934 LOOK, YOU WANT TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. 493 00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:32,533 I MEAN, I THINK THERE'S TWO PARTS TO THIS. 494 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:35,500 I THINK THE FIRST THING IS WE ARE BOTH NEW PARENTS. 495 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,967 LIKE, I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY, 496 00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,900 BOTH OF US ARE LEARNING THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 497 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,633 THERE'S, LIKE, A PRIMAL INSTINCT THAT IS, LIKE-- 498 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:44,767 IT DOESN'T--I DON'T CARE IF I'M WITH THE POPE. 499 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,233 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 500 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,834 - IF I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY BABY, 501 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,300 I'M PULLING HER OUT OF THE SITUATION. 502 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,834 IT WAS TOO LOUD. IT WAS TOO CRAZY. THE BASIN. 503 00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,400 SHE WAS BEING PASSED TO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 504 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,200 LESSON LEARNED, LEARNING CURVE OVER, 505 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,667 SCHOOL IS CLOSED. 506 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,533 WE ARE PARENTS. WE DO WHAT'S BEST FOR BRYN. 507 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:01,900 PERIOD. STORY AND FILM AT 11:00. 508 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,100 I FELT LIKE I WAS IN, LIKE, A MOROCCAN BAZAAR, 509 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,133 AND I COULD SORT OF SEE HER, BUT THERE WERE CROWDS, 510 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,033 AND I COULDN'T GET TO HER, AND SOMEONE WAS TAKING HER AWAY. 511 00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,233 AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS DRAMATIC, BUT IT'S HOW I FELT. 512 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,600 I FELT VERY OUT OF CONTROL, AND FOR ME-- 513 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,500 YOU DON'T LIKE TO DISRESPECT PEOPLE. 514 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,200 YOU DON'T LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. 515 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,533 YOU LIKE TO PLEASE EVERYBODY AROUND YOU. 516 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,900 I DON'T LIKE TO FEEL OUT OF CONTROL. 517 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:23,266 I WAS EN--I WAS ACTING LIKE I WAS SOMEWHAT IN CONTROL. 518 00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,567 I WAS LOSING MY MIND. 519 00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:28,433 - NO, I-I COULD SENSE IT, AND THAT'S WHAT KILLS ME. 520 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,066 - ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RUFFLE FEATHERS. 521 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,500 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO NOT BE THE GUY THAT EVERYBODY LIKES. 522 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,533 AND IT CAME FROM COMPLETELY A GOOD PLACE, 523 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:37,333 WHICH WAS WHAT MADE IT SO DIFFICULT, 524 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,166 THAT A DAY THAT STARTED OUT SO BEAUTIFULLY 525 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:42,467 TURNED OUT TO BE AWKWARD, TO SAY THE LEAST. 526 00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:46,533 I KNOW YOU WANT TO HAVE HER BAPTIZED, OKAY? 527 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,600 SO I-I LEARNED SOMETHING. 528 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,633 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. I WAS VERY OPEN-MINDED. 529 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,934 I WOULD NOT MIND IF WE HAD HER BAPTIZED 530 00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:54,533 WITH A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE IN A CHAPEL 531 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:56,367 AND HAD A NICE LITTLE-- CALM LITTLE LUNCH. 532 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,567 - I'M HAPPY WITH THAT. - OKAY. 533 00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:58,934 - LISTEN, IT SAYS A LOT 534 00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:00,633 FOR YOU TO BE WILLING TO DO THAT FOR ME. 535 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,700 SHE'S A TRINIDADIAN BAPTIST, 536 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,767 SO WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO GET HER CONVERTED, 537 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,934 AND THEN WE CAN NOW START A NEW RELIGION WITH YOUR PARENTS. 538 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,600 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING JOKES, 539 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,967 AND I STILL FEEL ILL INSIDE. 540 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,867 - I'D LIKE IT TO BE SOMETHING MELLOW, 541 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,333 IS ALL I'M SAYING. 542 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,200 AND I GUESS WE HAVE TO PICK OUT, LIKE, GODPARENTS-- 543 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,200 YOU KNOW, MAYBE SOMEONE FROM YOUR SIDE, 544 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,567 SOMEONE FROM MY SIDE OR WHATEVER WE--YOU KNOW. 545 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:23,834 [Bryn screams happily] 546 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,266 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, HUH? 547 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,433 - SHE SAID, "IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, DADDY. 548 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,734 "I'M FINE. DOESN'T MATTER. 549 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,800 GOD LOVES EVERYBODY." 550 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,633 [Bryn coos] 551 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,667 COMING UP... [cell phone rings] 552 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,100 - YOUR PHONE. 553 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,600 - ANSWER IT. MAYBE GOD IS CALLING. 554 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,333 - IT MIGHT BE GOD. I HAVE A GOOD, YOU KNOW... 555 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,867 - YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP? 556 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,133 - HE'S GOT MY DIRECT LINE. 557 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,000 - I'M SO EXCITED. 558 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,600 - I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE, 559 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,867 BUT THINK PANDAS-- RIGHT, PANDAS? 560 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,667 - WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. - BIG, BIG WEEK-- 561 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,600 WE HAD A BRUSH WITH BAPTISM. 562 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,300 WE HAVE TO PLAN FOR THE REAL CHRISTENING, 563 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,800 AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, 564 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,233 NOW WE'RE GONNA THROW IN HALLOWEEN. 565 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,400 JASON, THERE'S A PANDA SECTION HERE. 566 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,233 - BETHENNY. - WHAT, HONEY? 567 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:23,066 I LIKE IT. YOU THINK IT'S FUN? 568 00:21:23,066 --> 00:21:24,400 - YOU'D LOOK COOL IN THIS. 569 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,533 I LIKE IT. - I LIKE THE BOWTIE. 570 00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:29,300 OH, AND THEY HAVE CLOWN SOCKS. 571 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,633 OH, MY GOD. THEY HAVE BIG CLOWN SHOES TOO. 572 00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:33,734 - THESE ARE PRETTY STYLISH. - YEAH. 573 00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:34,734 [horn honks] 574 00:21:34,734 --> 00:21:35,800 - [laughs] 575 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,734 - HI. WHERE'S THE DRESSING ROOM? 576 00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:38,767 - DOWNSTAIRS. - OKAY. 577 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,800 - KIND OF SCARY DOWN HERE. 578 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,400 - HERE'S THE PANDA. 579 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,133 - I THINK I WANT TO SEE MOMMY IN--IN THIS. 580 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:45,934 - WE HAVE TO TRY ON THE PANDAS. 581 00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:47,600 - MOMMY. - WE THREW ALL THAT AWAY. 582 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,066 I GAVE IT TO GINA FOR THE CHURCH. 583 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,800 - HOW WRONG IS THAT STATEMENT? 584 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,667 "I GAVE IT TO GINA FOR THE CHURCH." 585 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,266 - I DID. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 586 00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,700 - I DON'T KNOW. 587 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,600 YOU HAVE CLOWN COSTUMES DOWN HERE TOO, 588 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,000 LIKE, THE FANCIER CLOWN COSTUMES? 589 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,900 - NO, WE ONLY HAVE, LIKE, HIGH-END COSTUMES, 590 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,133 SO IN CASE YOU WANT... 591 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:03,500 - CLOWN COSTUMES DON'T COME IN HIGH-END? 592 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,867 - NO. 593 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,734 - I'D LIKE TO GO TO THE COUTURE CLOWN SECTION, PLEASE. 594 00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,333 I WANT TO GO TO WHERE THE SERIOUS CLOWNS GO. 595 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,066 OH, MY GOD, I'M DYING. 596 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:14,200 - OH, MY GOD. I LOOK FANTASTIC, IF I DO SAY MYSELF. 597 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,500 - I HONESTLY THINK I HAVE TO LOOK BETTER THAN YOU DO, 598 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,133 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T LOOK BETTER THAN I DO. 599 00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,133 IT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE. 600 00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:20,166 I'M READY. 601 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:21,367 OH, MY GOSH! 602 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,300 YOURS IS THE BEST! 603 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,633 OH, MY GOD, YOURS IS THE BEST! 604 00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,934 ALL RIGHT, TELL ME HONESTLY WHAT YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING. 605 00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:29,066 - I LIKE IT. - HOLD ON. 606 00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:30,667 TURN AROUND LIKE YOU NEVER SAW US BEFORE. 607 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,433 YOU WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND IT'S HALLOWEEN. 608 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:33,667 HI. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 609 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,200 - UM, I LOVE YOURS. 610 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,433 - YOU DO? - YES. 611 00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:37,633 - OH, MY GOD. 612 00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:40,000 [laughs] - WHAT ABOUT ME? 613 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,700 - NO, YOURS IS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU. 614 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,800 - NO ONE LIKES MINE, THOUGH. - NO, EVERYBODY LIKES YOURS. 615 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,100 - IF YOU WANT, I'LL GET YOU A DIFFERENT CLOWN COSTUME. 616 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,166 - DON'T BE SAD. YOUR COSTUME'S GONNA COME TOGETHER. 617 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:50,333 - I GOT... 618 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,166 - OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOUR SNEAKERS, DADDY. 619 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,767 - LET'S DO THIS ONE. - I TRUST YOU. 620 00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,133 - DADDY'S FEELING BETTER. 621 00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:57,567 - ON THREE. 622 00:22:57,567 --> 00:23:01,066 - ONE, TWO, THREE. 623 00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:03,567 OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE BEST! 624 00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:08,100 THIS IS THE BEST. 625 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,266 ARIEL? 626 00:23:09,266 --> 00:23:11,200 - YOU LIKE THIS BETTER? - I LOVE IT. 627 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,100 - LET'S TRY THE PANDAS AND SEE. 628 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,800 I LOVE A CLOWN COSTUME, 629 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,433 BUT I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE PANDAS FOR A WHILE, 630 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,800 AND SO I FEEL SORT OF SOME EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT 631 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,800 TO THE FAMILY OF PANDAS. 632 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,200 - [laughs] 633 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,166 - AW, YOU'RE A CUTE PANDA. 634 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,934 YOU LIKE IT? 635 00:23:28,934 --> 00:23:30,100 - THE CLOWNS ARE MORE ABOUT US, 636 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,633 AND THE PANDAS ARE MORE ABOUT THE BABY. 637 00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:33,633 - OH, THE BABY WANTS TO BE A PANDA INSTEAD OF A CLOWN? 638 00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:36,066 SHE TOLD YOU? 639 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,300 SHE CAN'T EVEN SPEAK. COOKIE TOLD YOU TOO? 640 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,867 - COOKIE TOLD ME, 100%. 641 00:23:39,867 --> 00:23:42,367 AS MUCH AS JASON AND I ARE CLOWNS 642 00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:44,133 AND WE WANT THIS HOLIDAY TO BE ABOUT US, 643 00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:45,500 THIS IS A FAMILY HOLIDAY NOW. 644 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,967 PANDAS IT IS-- TEAM PANDA. 645 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:49,166 PANDAS. 646 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,500 DONE. WHOO! 647 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,100 OH, MY GOD. I'M SO EXCITED FOR HALLOWEEN NOW. 648 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,834 - WHEW. THAT COSTUME'S HOT, BY THE WAY. 649 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:57,800 - OH, HOT AS BALLS. - WHOO. 650 00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:05,967 [Cookie barking] - GINA'S BACK. 651 00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:07,533 - HI, GINA. 652 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:08,967 - HI, GINA. 653 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,200 - HI. GOOD MORNING. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 654 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,400 - WE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO GINA 655 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,800 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT HER CHURCH. 656 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,767 I'M SURE SHE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT IT, 657 00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:17,633 AND I KNOW WE DO. 658 00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:19,567 WE JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 659 00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:22,533 WE FELT UNCOMFORTABLE. WE FELT HELPLESS. 660 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,367 WE DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISRESPECTFUL, 661 00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,500 BECAUSE EVERYBODY WAS SO SWEET TO US, 662 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,400 AND SO WHEN YOU'RE SAYING TO ME, 663 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,800 "IT'S A BLESSING. IT'S A BLESSING." 664 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,567 BUT IT LOOKED JUST SO SIMILAR 665 00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:33,900 TO WHAT WE DO AS A BAPTISM. 666 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,633 I WAS, LIKE, FREAKING OUT FROM THAT. 667 00:24:35,633 --> 00:24:38,200 I WAS FREAKING OUT 'CAUSE MY WIFE FELT UNCOMFORTABLE, 668 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,367 AND HERE'S OUR BABY BEING PASSED AROUND. 669 00:24:40,367 --> 00:24:43,266 AND, I--HERE I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, 670 00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:45,100 AND I'M JUST LETTING THINGS HAPPEN. 671 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:46,567 I FELT TERRIBLE. 672 00:24:46,567 --> 00:24:49,100 - FIRST OF ALL, I MUST GIVE MY SINCEREST APOLOGY 673 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:50,900 FOR... 674 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,000 WHAT HAPPENED, AND... 675 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,300 OR WHAT DID HAPPEN AND WHAT TOOK PLACE, 676 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,433 AND THAT YOU FELT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 677 00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,300 WE DO, YOU KNOW, GIVE OTHER PEOPLE TO HOLD THE BABY 678 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,533 TO SAY A BLESSING OR A LITTLE PRAYER 679 00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:04,100 FOR THIS CHILD ALSO. 680 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,734 THIS IS WHAT MY RELIGION IS FOR A BLESSING. 681 00:25:06,734 --> 00:25:08,266 IT WAS NOT A BAPTISM, 682 00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:09,934 AND, AGAIN, MY DEEPEST APOLOGY. 683 00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:11,433 - NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 684 00:25:11,433 --> 00:25:12,767 WE'RE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND. 685 00:25:12,767 --> 00:25:15,467 AND WE--WE KNOW THAT EVERYBODY THERE CAME WITH LOVE, 686 00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:18,500 AND WANTED TO SHARE AND EMBRACE OUR CHILD. 687 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,066 - WE HOLD OURSELVES ACCOUNTABLE. 688 00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,233 I HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE. 689 00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:22,667 - IT'S NOT-- THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT. 690 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:24,066 - NO, THIS IS A 50-50 SITUATION. 691 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,367 - NO, BUT THIS IS YOUR TRADITION, 692 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:26,867 AND I THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT, 693 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:29,233 BUT THIS IS YOUR TRADITION, YOUR RELIGION, AND... 694 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:30,467 - IT'S VER-- IT'S DIFFERENT, 695 00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:31,700 AND WE'RE TRYING TO BE OPEN-MINDED, 696 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,000 AS I ALWAYS WILL BE. 697 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,100 WE JUST GOT A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 698 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,800 BUT YOU--IT'S NOT-- WE--I UNDERSTAND. 699 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,800 I JUST WANTED-- WE JUST WANTED TO... 700 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,900 VOMIT IT ALL OUT. 701 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,600 AND IT'S OUT. SO... 702 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,867 AND DON'T BE UPSET. 703 00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:46,467 JUST WASH THIS OFF OF YOU LIKE A BAPTISM. 704 00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:48,767 - RIGHT. 705 00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:50,500 - OKAY. - WE LOVE YOU, GINA. 706 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,133 - WE DO. - ALL RIGHT? 707 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,734 - YOU BETTER? YOU LOOK A LITTLE STRESSED. 708 00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:54,734 YOU OKAY? 709 00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:56,033 - IT'S BACK TO NORMAL. 710 00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:57,934 THINGS HAPPEN. WE LEARN, AND WE MOVE ON. 711 00:25:57,934 --> 00:25:59,734 - OKAY. 712 00:25:59,734 --> 00:26:01,300 HALLELUJAH. 713 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:02,767 OH. - AMEN. 714 00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:04,700 - IS THAT WRONG? - [laughs] 715 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,166 - SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT TODAY? 716 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:18,000 - UM... 717 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,367 MY CHILD IS A TRINIDADIAN BAPTIST NOW. 718 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:22,834 - WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY--BY THAT? 719 00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:25,400 - OKAY, UM, I HAVE A BABY NURSE NAMED GINA, 720 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,633 AND SHE'S BECOME PART OF OUR FAMILY. 721 00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:31,233 SHE INVITED US TO GO TO HER CHURCH. 722 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:33,834 - SO YOU WENT? - SO WE WENT TO THE CHURCH. 723 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:37,000 AND IT WAS ALL--YOU KNOW, A LOT OF MUSIC AND DRUMS 724 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,066 AND IT WAS ALL FUN, 725 00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:40,600 AND THE BISHOP CAME OVER AND SAID, 726 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,800 YOU KNOW, "NOW LET ME HAVE THE BABY. 727 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,900 WE'RE GOING TO DO A BLESSING." 728 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,867 I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN, OKAY? 729 00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:48,867 I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE THAT I KNOW HOLDING THE BABY SOMETIMES. 730 00:26:48,867 --> 00:26:50,800 LIKE, I--YOU KNOW, I'M JUST-- THIS IS WHAT THIS IS. 731 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,166 AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 732 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,834 THE BISHOP HANDS THE BABY TO ANOTHER MAN, 733 00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:56,166 AND SO THAT GUY GIVES THE BABY THEN TO THIS WOMAN 734 00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:58,233 WHO'S HOLDING THE BABY AND SHAKING IT, AND I'M LIKE-- 735 00:26:58,233 --> 00:26:59,567 - SO JUST SO I'M CLEAR, 736 00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,667 IT WAS MORE PASSING HER AROUND FROM PERSON TO PERSON? 737 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:04,467 - IT--THE BABY WAS BEING SHAKED AND PASSED AROUND. 738 00:27:04,467 --> 00:27:06,133 SHE WAS GOING FURTHER AWAY. 739 00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:08,467 I TURNED AROUND. THE BABY WAS PULLED AWAY FROM ME. 740 00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:11,667 IT WAS JUST NOT OKAY. 741 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:14,033 - BECAUSE YOU WERE FRIGHTENED? 742 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:17,066 - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY BABY TAKEN OUT OF MY ARMS. 743 00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:18,133 - MM-HMM. 744 00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,433 - AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE-- 745 00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:21,367 I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO ANYONE ABOUT IT, 746 00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:22,700 AND I JUST NEVER FELT THAT BEFORE. 747 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:25,400 I DID NOT--I FELT MY BREATH GET TAKEN AWAY FROM ME, 748 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,633 AND I WAS LIKE-- I WANTED TO-- 749 00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:30,633 I WAS--JUST FELT OUT OF CONTROL, OUT OF CONTROL. 750 00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:33,200 - BUT YOU WEREN'T. I MEAN, WERE YOU SCREAMING? 751 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,400 - I--IT WAS... - THE FEELING WAS THAT INTENSE. 752 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,333 - IT WAS PAST THE POINT OF SCREAMING. 753 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,867 - RIGHT. - IT WAS WORSE THAN SCREAMING. 754 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,867 - RIGHT. - HAD I OPENED MY MOUTH, 755 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,700 I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN, LIKE, TAKEN TO JAIL. 756 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:43,867 I WAS JUST... 757 00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,066 - THE BAR HAS CHANGED. 758 00:27:45,066 --> 00:27:46,367 IT'S MUCH LOWER NOW IN TERMS OF-- 759 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:47,967 "I'M GONNA ACT, AND I'M GONNA PROTECT..." 760 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,533 - ABSOLUTELY. - WHEN IT COMES TO BRYN. 761 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,066 - YEAH, AND I DON'T KNOW THAT ANYONE 762 00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:52,333 HAS EVER PROTECTED ME LIKE THAT. 763 00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:53,467 - MM-HMM. 764 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:54,800 - I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVEN'T. 765 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,033 - THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED, 766 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:59,834 IN TERMS OF WHETHER YOU FELT PROTECTED BY YOUR MOM. 767 00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:02,066 - I DON'T... I DID NOT-- 768 00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:04,734 PROTECT-- "PROTECTED" WOULD NOT BE 769 00:28:04,734 --> 00:28:07,567 A WORD THAT I WOULD THINK OF 770 00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:10,133 ABOUT THE WAY THAT I FELT WITH MY MOTHER. 771 00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:12,667 WELL, I MEAN, I REMEMBER I GOT CHICKEN POX AT 18 YEARS OLD, 772 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,700 AND I-I HAD TO GO TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE 773 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,867 AND HAVE HER AND HER MOTHER TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL, 774 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:19,433 'CAUSE I HAD A 105 FEVER. 775 00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:20,934 AND THEY FELT SORRY FOR ME. 776 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:22,767 - WHY COULDN'T YOU GO TO YOUR MOM? 777 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:24,066 - SHE JUST WASN'T LIKE THAT. 778 00:28:24,066 --> 00:28:26,500 AND I JUST WANTED HER TO BE LIKE, 779 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,467 "OH, MY GOD," YOU KNOW? 780 00:28:29,467 --> 00:28:31,166 YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS PROTECTED MYSELF. 781 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,633 I DON'T--I WAS AN ADULT SO EARLY THAT IT'S NOT-- 782 00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:36,433 LIKE, I JUST NEVER FEEL LIKE I WAS EVER, LIKE, A CHILD 783 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,033 THAT REALLY NEEDED TO BE PROTECTED. 784 00:28:38,033 --> 00:28:39,200 - MM-HMM. 785 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,567 - BUT LIKE I SAID, 786 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:41,967 WHEN I'VE BEEN HURT OR HAVE BEEN SICK, 787 00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:45,667 I'VE WANTED SOMEONE TO KIND OF TAKE CARE OF ME. 788 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:48,133 YEAH, WE'LL BE-- IT'LL BE DIFFERENT WITH BRYN. 789 00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:50,633 - SOUNDS LIKE IT ALREADY IS. 790 00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:52,533 - IT IS. 791 00:29:14,367 --> 00:29:15,633 - I THOUGHT THIS CHURCH WOULD BE PERFECT 792 00:29:15,633 --> 00:29:16,633 FOR BRYN'S CHRISTENING. 793 00:29:16,633 --> 00:29:17,867 HEY, FATHER DALY. 794 00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:20,500 HOW ARE YOU? - VERY GOOD, JASON. 795 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,166 - AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT GINA'S CHURCH, 796 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:25,066 I WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING RUNS SMOOTH. 797 00:29:25,066 --> 00:29:28,500 I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT BETHENNY LIKES THE PRIEST 798 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,033 AND FEELS COMFORTABLE WITH HIM. 799 00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:32,500 I DON'T WANT ANY SURPRISES, AND I DON'T WANT ANY DRAMA. 800 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,633 [cell phone rings] 801 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:36,633 YOUR PHONE. 802 00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:38,266 - ANSWER IT. MAYBE GOD IS CALLING YOU. 803 00:29:38,266 --> 00:29:40,333 - OH, IT MIGHT BE GOD. I HAVE A GOOD-- 804 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:42,867 - YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP? - HE'S GOT MY DIRECT LINE. 805 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:44,467 - A DIRECT LINE TO GOD. - YES. 806 00:29:44,467 --> 00:29:47,700 - FATHER DALY KNOWS THAT I'M CATHOLIC, AND YOU'RE... 807 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:48,934 - JEWISH FAITH. - QUESTION MARK. 808 00:29:48,934 --> 00:29:50,667 I'M IN THAT BOX "OTHER." 809 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,100 - THAT'S RIGHT. 810 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:55,433 - AND I LOVE MY WIFE FOR DOING THIS FOR ME AND BRYN, SO... 811 00:29:55,433 --> 00:29:58,000 - YES, VERY-- VERY KIND OF YOU. 812 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,367 - MY FATHER'S JEWISH. 813 00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:01,000 MY MOTHER CONVERTED TO BE JEWISH FOR HIM 814 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,433 BUT GREW UP CHRISTIAN. 815 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:03,867 I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL 816 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:05,533 BECAUSE MY STEPFATHER WAS CATHOLIC. 817 00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:08,500 I NOW PRACTICE YOGA. SO WHO THE HELL KNOWS? 818 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,767 I AM A RELIGIOUS MUTT. 819 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,800 - WE DO--FIRST OF ALL WE DO A READING OF THE BIBLE, 820 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,200 AND THEN AFTER THAT, WE HAVE THE ANOINTING. 821 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,100 SEE THE THREE OILS UP THERE? 822 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:21,433 THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE OILS, BETHENNY, 823 00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:22,834 IS THAT THE BABY WILL BE STRONG 824 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:24,100 IN THE FIGHT AGAINST EVIL IN THE WORLD. 825 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:26,567 EVERYBODY'S BORN WITH THE TENDENCY IN EACH ONE OF US 826 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,500 TO DO THE WRONG THING OTHER THAN THE RIGHT THING, 827 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,934 EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THE RIGHT THING. 828 00:30:29,934 --> 00:30:31,567 - BUT I ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING, RIGHT? 829 00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:32,767 - YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO. 830 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,200 - BUT OTHER PEOPLE. - OTHER PEOPLE. 831 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,433 - IT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE OF THINGS OTHER PEOPLE-- 832 00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:39,400 - THAT'S THAT BOX "OTHER" AGAIN, COMES IN THERE. 833 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,900 - I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING THE PRIEST 834 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,367 TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. 835 00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:44,266 THIS GUY'S GOING ON THE ROAD WITH HIS ACT. 836 00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:46,033 - AND THEN... 837 00:30:46,033 --> 00:30:48,834 - YOU GONNA DO SOME STAND-UP COMEDY AT THE CHRISTENING? 838 00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:51,033 - NO, NO. VERY SERIOUS NOW. 839 00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:52,367 COME UP HERE. 840 00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:54,467 SO THAT'S ACTUALLY THE BAPTISMAL... 841 00:30:54,467 --> 00:30:56,266 POUR THE WATER AND SAY, 842 00:30:56,266 --> 00:30:58,700 "BRYN CASEY, I BAPTIZE YOU IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER 843 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,233 AND OF THE SON, OF THE HOLY SPIRIT." 844 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,734 BETHENNY, THIS WOULD BE THE TIME TO PUT ON THE WHITE DRESS. 845 00:31:02,734 --> 00:31:04,367 - IT'S SYMBOLIC. 846 00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:06,300 NOW SHE'S WEARING WHITE BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN BAPTIZED. 847 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,300 - YOU GOT IT. SO BECAUSE I SAY THE WORDS... 848 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,834 YEAH, YOU'RE SMART. - NEVER SAW IT THAT WAY. 849 00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:12,900 - THROUGH THE POURING OF THE WATER 850 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,133 AND THE SAYING OF THE WORDS, 851 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:17,233 SOMETHING MARVELOUS TAKES PLACE IN BRYN'S LIFE. 852 00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:18,900 - LIFE IS GOOD. 853 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,900 THANK YOU. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 854 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:22,800 - OKAY, YOU'RE MOST WELCOME. 855 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,033 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED-- 856 00:31:24,033 --> 00:31:26,533 BETHENNY TO BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS, 857 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,100 AND I THINK SHE KIND OF IS. 858 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,300 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 859 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,800 - IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. IT'S NICE. 860 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,333 AND THIS PLACE DIDN'T GO UP IN FLAMES 861 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,800 WHEN I WALKED IN HERE EITHER, SO THAT'S A REALLY GOOD SIGN. 862 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,700 - WELL, THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T PUT HOLY WATER ON YOU. 863 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,800 I DIDN'T WANT... - TO SINGE. 864 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,433 - TO BURN OFF. 865 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,000 - COMING UP... 866 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,266 HEY, HEY, HEY, COOK, COOK, COOK. 867 00:31:45,266 --> 00:31:46,500 OH, NO! 868 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,200 - SHE'S TRYING TO GET HER COSTUME OFF OF HER. 869 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,400 - PSYCHO PANDA. 870 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,667 - SERIOUSLY? 871 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:52,934 OH, MY GOSH. 872 00:31:52,934 --> 00:31:54,967 THAT'S THE BIGGEST HONOR EVER. 873 00:32:01,467 --> 00:32:03,433 - WE'RE THINKING ABOUT MAKING TACOS TONIGHT. 874 00:32:03,433 --> 00:32:07,767 ARE YOU IN? 875 00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:10,367 DO YOU LIKE HARD OR SOFT TACOS? 876 00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:12,367 HARD TACOS. 877 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:21,000 - WHY ARE YOU AS INAPPROPRIATE AS MY WIFE? 878 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,533 I MEAN, WE COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER BABY NURSE. 879 00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:32,533 [gasps, screams] 880 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,734 JESUS CHRIST, MAN. 881 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:35,767 - WHAT HAPPENED? - [bleep]! 882 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,500 THAT'S A SPIDER, MAN! 883 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,100 - WHERE? 884 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:41,233 - AAH! 885 00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:43,934 [laughter] 886 00:32:43,934 --> 00:32:47,467 - TOUCH IT. IT'S FAKE. 887 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,533 - YOU KNOW, THE THING LOOKS SO REAL. 888 00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,066 - YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT. 889 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,767 - BUMBLE BEE. 890 00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:09,233 YES. 891 00:33:09,233 --> 00:33:12,100 - HI, BRYN. - BUMBLE BEE. 892 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,000 - ROLL OVER. 893 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,500 [Bryn coos] 894 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,734 I LOVE YOU. 895 00:33:16,734 --> 00:33:20,000 - SHE LOVES YOU. SHE LOVES YOU. 896 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,700 SO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE CHRISTENING. 897 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,000 - OKAY. 898 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,467 - WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT SHE'S WEARING. 899 00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:26,934 LIKE, A WHITE DRESS, RIGHT? 900 00:33:26,934 --> 00:33:28,367 - OH, YEAH, WE HAVE THOSE FEW THAT ARE IN THERE. 901 00:33:28,367 --> 00:33:31,133 - AT HER FIRST CHRISTENING, WE ALREADY WORE A WHITE DRESS, 902 00:33:31,133 --> 00:33:33,600 SO WE NEED TO THINK OF ANOTHER WHITE DRESS. 903 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,667 WELL, WE ALREADY HAD THE DRY-RUN CHRISTENING AT GINA'S CHURCH, 904 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,500 SO NOW WE'RE READY FOR THE REAL CHRISTENING-- 905 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,000 GLASS HALF FULL. 906 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,100 - WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WHERE WE'RE GONNA EAT, 907 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,367 LIKE, WHERE WE'RE GONNA GO AFTER. 908 00:33:44,367 --> 00:33:45,800 I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE FANCY. 909 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,667 - OH, YEAH. THERE'LL ONLY BE A FEW PEOPLE, THOUGH, 910 00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:49,900 SO THAT SHOULD BE KIND OF EASY TO FIGURE OUT A PLACE. 911 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:53,467 - AND WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT GODPARENTS. 912 00:33:53,467 --> 00:33:54,800 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS? 913 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,900 - TO ME, IT JUST MEANS SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS-- 914 00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,700 JUST WANTS TO BE PART OF THEIR LIFE 915 00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:03,133 OR JUST, LIKE, IS THERE FOR THEM TO, YOU KNOW, TALK TO OR-- 916 00:34:03,133 --> 00:34:06,433 AND, LIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, YOU KNOW, SIBLINGS, 917 00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:08,767 SO IT WOULD BE SOMEONE-- - AND JASON DOESN'T EITHER. 918 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:10,867 I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. NEITHER OF US HAVE SIBLINGS. 919 00:34:10,867 --> 00:34:13,166 - SO IT WOULD JUST BE SOMEONE WHO CAN BE, LIKE, AN AUNT TO HER 920 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,266 OR AN UNCLE, YOU KNOW? 921 00:34:14,266 --> 00:34:15,767 LIKE AN AUNT OR AN UNCLE, 922 00:34:15,767 --> 00:34:18,233 WHO WOULD JUST BE, YOU KNOW, WANT TO TAKE CARE OF HER 923 00:34:18,233 --> 00:34:20,900 ALL THE TIME AND WHENEVER, YOU KNOW-- 924 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,667 WHENEVER MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T AROUND. 925 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:26,433 - SO I WANT YOU TO BE HER GODMOTHER. 926 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:31,100 - OH, MY-- SERIOUSLY? 927 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:33,333 THAT'S, LIKE, THE NICEST THING EVER. 928 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,333 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 929 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,934 - YOU LOVE HER. YOU ARE SO GOOD TO HER. 930 00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,600 YOU'RE WITH HER MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE 931 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,967 BESIDES ME AND JASON. 932 00:34:38,967 --> 00:34:40,734 YOU KNEW ABOUT HER BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE, 933 00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:42,133 WHEN I WAS PREGNANT. 934 00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:44,100 - OH, MY GOD. 935 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:46,700 SERIOUSLY? - YEAH, AND SHE LOVES YOU. 936 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,667 - THAT'S SO SWEET. 937 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:49,233 THAT'S--OH, MY GOSH. 938 00:34:49,233 --> 00:34:52,000 THAT'S THE BIGGEST HONOR EVER. 939 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,900 I WAS SO HUMBLED AND SO TOUCHED, 940 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:58,567 AND IT REALLY MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS FAMILY 941 00:34:58,567 --> 00:35:00,133 AND THAT THAT'S HOW THEY LOOK AT ME. 942 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:01,867 - UNTIL I THOUGHT OF YOU, 943 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:04,166 I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYBODY WHO MADE SENSE--SERIOUSLY. 944 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:05,400 AND YOU'RE ALSO CATHOLIC, 945 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,266 WHICH I'M SURE JASON WOULD LOVE, YOU KNOW? 946 00:35:07,266 --> 00:35:08,433 - I'M SO EXCITED. 947 00:35:08,433 --> 00:35:09,767 - AND SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU 948 00:35:09,767 --> 00:35:11,033 THAN SHE DOES LIKE ME. 949 00:35:11,033 --> 00:35:12,000 - [laughing] STOP. - SHE DOES. 950 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,567 SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU. 951 00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:15,033 - AND WE CAN HEL-- 952 00:35:15,033 --> 00:35:16,734 I CAN HELP YOU GET DRESSED FOR YOUR CHRISTENING. 953 00:35:16,734 --> 00:35:17,734 - YES! - YEAH? 954 00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:19,200 - WE COULD PICK OUT A DRESS. 955 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,300 - YOU'RE THE BEST LITTLE GIRL EVER. 956 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,800 - OH, MY GOD. - BEST LITTLE GIRL EVER. 957 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,633 [Bryn crying] 958 00:35:36,633 --> 00:35:39,433 - WHY IS OUR LITTLE PANDA CRYING? 959 00:35:39,433 --> 00:35:42,734 - ALL RIGHT. I KNOW. 960 00:35:42,734 --> 00:35:45,767 MAMA PANDA IS HERE. - NICE. 961 00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:48,233 - COME ON, BABY BEAR. I HAVE NO PERIPHERAL VISION. 962 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,734 - I GOT HER. I GOT HER. I GOT HER. 963 00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:51,033 - I GOT HER. SHE'S OUT. 964 00:35:51,033 --> 00:35:52,533 SO I'M USED TO THE SINGLE HALLOWEEN 965 00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:55,467 OF GOING OUT AND GETTING BOMBED UNTIL 4:00 IN THE MORNING, 966 00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:57,467 SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE LAY OF THE LAND 967 00:35:57,467 --> 00:35:59,133 FOR THE FAMILY HALLOWEEN. 968 00:35:59,133 --> 00:36:00,600 SO WE'RE GOING TO GO TO CORI AND SANDY'S 969 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,667 AND DO A "SUBURBIAN" HALLOWEEN. 970 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,667 HELLO? 971 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,767 [laughter] 972 00:36:06,767 --> 00:36:08,567 - I THOUGHT WE HAD SOME MORE TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 973 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:11,900 LOOK AT YOU GUYS! 974 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:15,100 - I'M--I'M FROM NEW JERSEY. - YEAH, WE SEE THAT. 975 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:17,433 - HI, GIRLS. 976 00:36:17,433 --> 00:36:18,934 HEY, HEY, HEY, COOK, COOK, COOK. 977 00:36:18,934 --> 00:36:20,600 OH, NO! 978 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,633 - SHE'S TRYING TO GET HER COSTUME OFF OF HER. 979 00:36:22,633 --> 00:36:23,800 - PSYCHO PANDA. 980 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,033 - WE'RE NOT HERE THREE MINUTES, 981 00:36:25,033 --> 00:36:27,066 AND COOKIE'S CAUSING PROBLEMS ALREADY. 982 00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:29,600 - COOKIE DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP WHOSE HOUSE SHE'S AT. 983 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,033 NO MATTER WHERE WE TAKE HER, 984 00:36:31,033 --> 00:36:32,467 SHE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE ROOM. 985 00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:34,166 SHE WALKED INTO CORI AND SANDY'S HOUSE 986 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:37,033 AND IMMEDIATELY RIPPED THE COSTUME OFF OF THEIR DOG. 987 00:36:37,033 --> 00:36:40,066 LIKE, "THAT BITCH ISN'T WEARING A BETTER COSTUME THAN ME. 988 00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:41,533 I AM THE BELLE OF THE BALL." 989 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,166 - ARE YOU GONNA MOVE TO THE SUBURBS? 990 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,734 - I DON'T THINK SO. IF ANYTHING, WE'LL MOVE TO L.A. 991 00:36:45,734 --> 00:36:47,967 - WHAT? REALLY? 992 00:36:47,967 --> 00:36:50,734 YOU'RE GONNA GO WEST COAST ON US? 993 00:36:50,734 --> 00:36:52,767 - THIS IS NICE. - YEAH. 994 00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:54,600 - SEE, THIS IS WHAT WE DON'T GET IN THE CITY. 995 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,633 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT GOT ME OUT HERE. 996 00:36:56,633 --> 00:36:58,367 IT'S GOT ITS PLUSES AND ITS MINUSES. 997 00:36:58,367 --> 00:37:00,000 - WHEN YOU HAD KIDS, YOU CAME OUT HERE, RIGHT? 998 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,667 IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED? - AFTER THE SECOND ONE, YEAH. 999 00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:03,400 - HOW ABOUT WE JUST TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR LOT 1000 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,900 AND BUILD A HOUSE? 1001 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,166 YOU GOT ENOUGH SPACE. 1002 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:07,500 - YOU CAN'T MOVE TO L.A. 1003 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,767 IT'S FREAKING ME OUT. 1004 00:37:08,767 --> 00:37:10,200 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT. 1005 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,033 - OH, THAT'S SO-- IT'S NOT 100%. 1006 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,767 IT'S JUST A CONVERSA-- OOH, LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR HOT-- 1007 00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:16,800 I LOVE IT. - OH, I LIKE THE HOT PINK. 1008 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,100 - JASON, I LOVE HOW YOU PRETEND YOU'D EVER LIVE IN THE SUBURBS. 1009 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,700 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME 1010 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,500 THAT YOU WOULD NEVER WANT TO LIVE IN THE SUBURBS. 1011 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,800 YOU LOVE THE CITY. 1012 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,166 - I LOVE THE CITY, BUT WE NEED SPACE. 1013 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:26,433 - AND YOU CAN BE ANONYMOUS IN THE CITY TOO. 1014 00:37:26,433 --> 00:37:28,066 OUT HERE YOU CAN'T BE. IT'S LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. 1015 00:37:28,066 --> 00:37:30,233 - NO WAY. THEN, BY THE WAY... 1016 00:37:30,233 --> 00:37:31,567 - NO, THEN WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1017 00:37:31,567 --> 00:37:33,200 EVERYBODY'S IN YOUR BUSINESS, RIGHT? 1018 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,066 - I DON'T WANT ANYONE UP IN MY BEESWAX. 1019 00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:38,834 - TRICK OR TREAT. SMELL MY FEET. 1020 00:37:38,834 --> 00:37:40,967 - HI. EVERYBODY LOOKS SO GREAT. 1021 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,700 - EVERYBODY LOOKS GREAT. 1022 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,400 YOU HAVING FUN? 1023 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,233 - YEAH, EVERYONE LOVES A PANDA PROSTITUTE 1024 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:47,567 IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD. 1025 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,467 - THOSE BOOTS ARE NOT MADE FOR WALKING. 1026 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:52,934 - NO, THEY'RE MADE FOR DOING OTHER THINGS. 1027 00:37:52,934 --> 00:37:53,934 - OH. 1028 00:37:53,934 --> 00:37:55,700 - OH, HERE WE GO. 1029 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,233 - SO CORI'S 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, BROOKE, 1030 00:37:58,233 --> 00:37:59,433 SEES A CUTE BOY, 1031 00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:02,300 AND JASON AND I IMMEDIATELY FAST FORWARD 1032 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,367 TO BRYN AT 15, AND THE WHEELS ARE SPINNING, 1033 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:06,567 AND I'M JUST PICTURING IT, 1034 00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:09,000 AND WE ARE SHOVING HER IN A CONVENT... 1035 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,400 YESTERDAY. 1036 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,934 [laughter] 1037 00:38:12,934 --> 00:38:14,700 - WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER LAUGH LIKE THAT ALL DAY. 1038 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,066 - RIGHT. EXACTLY. 1039 00:38:16,066 --> 00:38:17,700 - YEAH, EXACTLY. 1040 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,800 YES, HER ADRENALINE STARTS FLOWING 1041 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,533 WHEN THE "X" CHROMOSOMES SHOW UP. 1042 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:24,200 - BETHENNY, BRYN'S NEVER GETTING ANYTHING OVER ON YOU, HUH? 1043 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,800 - NEVER. 1044 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,934 - DON'T BE SURPRISED. THESE KIDS ARE PRETTY SLICK. 1045 00:38:27,934 --> 00:38:30,066 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. 1046 00:38:30,066 --> 00:38:31,367 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 1047 00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:33,700 [laughter] 1048 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:46,934 - FOR ME AND MY BACKGROUND 1049 00:38:46,934 --> 00:38:49,233 AND WHERE I GREW UP AND MY FAMILY, 1050 00:38:49,233 --> 00:38:53,533 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HAVE BRYN BAPTIZED. 1051 00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:55,734 - HELLO, FATHER. 1052 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,934 NO, I'M THE GRANDMOTHER. 1053 00:38:57,934 --> 00:39:00,367 - THE GRANDMO--OH, MY, YOU'RE SO YOUNG TO BE A GRANDMOTHER. 1054 00:39:00,367 --> 00:39:02,233 - FATHER, I LIKE YOU. - SURE. 1055 00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:05,033 [both laugh] 1056 00:39:05,033 --> 00:39:07,333 - OPIE AND I GO A LONG WAY BACK, 1057 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,934 AND HE'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON. 1058 00:39:08,934 --> 00:39:10,367 HE'S A GREAT FATHER. 1059 00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:14,567 AND IT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE THAT I WANT TO BE AROUND BRYN. 1060 00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:17,100 - YOU LOOK SO NICE. 1061 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,567 SO GINA'S HERE TO SEE BRYN GET BAPTIZED, 1062 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:20,900 WHICH IS SO NICE. 1063 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,133 WE'VE ALL COME FULL CIRCLE ON THE BAPTISM TOUR. 1064 00:39:23,133 --> 00:39:27,200 - WELCOME, BRITTANY AND JASON, JOHN, AND JULIE. 1065 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,266 SO I BEGIN BY ASKING WHAT NAME, BRITTANY AND JASON, 1066 00:39:31,266 --> 00:39:32,400 HAVE YOU GIVEN TO YOUR BABY? 1067 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,800 - I'M BETHENNY. - I'M SORRY. 1068 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,400 - IT'S OKAY. UM, HER NAME IS BRYN. 1069 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,600 - SO, UM, BRITTANY AND JASON, 1070 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:43,667 YOU HAVE ASKED TO HAVE YOUR CHILD BAPTIZED, 1071 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:45,533 ARE YOU READY TO HELP THE PARENTS? 1072 00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:47,567 - YES. - YES. 1073 00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:49,233 - THE PRIEST IS CALLING ME BRITTANY. 1074 00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:51,967 I THINK I JUST HEARD HIM CALL JULIE "JUDY." 1075 00:39:51,967 --> 00:39:54,200 I HOPE HE KNOWS WHO HE'S BAPTIZING. 1076 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,533 - AS I EXPLAINED TO BRITTANY AND JASON... 1077 00:39:57,533 --> 00:40:00,567 I SAID BRITTANY AGAIN. BETH--BETHENNY. 1078 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:03,400 AND THE PURPOSE OF THE OIL 1079 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,800 IS TO STRENGTHEN THE PERSON. 1080 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,033 WE ANOINT YOU WITH THE OIL OF SALVATION. 1081 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,700 THE OIL OF SALVATION IN THE NAME OF CHRIST OUR SAVIOR. 1082 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:20,900 BRYN CASEY, I BAPTIZE YOU 1083 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:24,066 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER... 1084 00:40:24,066 --> 00:40:25,533 - IT'S OKAY, MOO MOO. IT'S JUST A BATH. 1085 00:40:25,533 --> 00:40:27,066 - AND OF THE SON... - JUST A LITTLE BATH. 1086 00:40:27,066 --> 00:40:30,367 - AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT. 1087 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,900 - SHE'S SO DAMN CUTE. 1088 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,800 OH, I DON'T THINK WE CAN SAY "DAMN" IN THE CHURCH. 1089 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 1090 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,500 OKAY. LET ME JUST FLUFF YOU OUT. 1091 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,834 - DA DA DA-DA. - HERE YOU COME. 1092 00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:41,934 - YAY. - YAY. 1093 00:40:41,934 --> 00:40:43,367 - YAY. 1094 00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,567 - THIS WHITE GARMENT THAT YOU'RE NOW WEARING, 1095 00:40:45,567 --> 00:40:48,133 THE OUTWARD SIGN OF YOUR CHRISTIAN DIGNITY. 1096 00:40:48,133 --> 00:40:50,033 BRITTANY AND JASON... 1097 00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:51,800 - YOU'LL GET IT. YOU'LL GET IT AT SOME POINT. 1098 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,000 IF YOU BAPTIZE ME, THEN YOU'LL GET THE NAME. 1099 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,567 - SHE'S NOW CALLED A CHILD OF GOD. 1100 00:40:57,567 --> 00:40:59,133 GOD BLESS YOU ALL. 1101 00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:00,700 - THANK YOU, FATHER. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1102 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,000 - CONGRATULATIONS. 1103 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,333 - THAT'S IT. - YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 1104 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,700 - JASON AND HIS PARENTS ARE SO HAPPY, 1105 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:09,266 AND IN THIS CASE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 1106 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,967 NAMASTE... 1107 00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:14,100 AMEN, L'CHAIM, 1108 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,533 HALLELUJAH. 1109 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:16,834 COMING UP... 1110 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:18,533 - BRYN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING. 1111 00:41:18,533 --> 00:41:20,567 - FIX HER DRESS. - LEAVE HER GO. 1112 00:41:20,567 --> 00:41:22,734 - NO, WE HAVE TO-- - LEAVE HER ALONE. 1113 00:41:22,734 --> 00:41:24,100 SHE'S SLEEPING. 1114 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,166 - SHH. - THANK YOU, BETHENNY. 1115 00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:37,533 - LOOK AT YOU, MISS HOTSY-TOTSY. 1116 00:41:37,533 --> 00:41:39,066 YOU ARE OUT LOOKING FOR A MAN, 1117 00:41:39,066 --> 00:41:40,934 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE GONNA FIND ONE. 1118 00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:42,433 YOU ARE GONNA FIND ONE LIKE THAT. 1119 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,667 - LOOK AT HER EYE SHADOW. - SHE'S BAD. 1120 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,667 - SHE CAME TO PLAY. - SHE'S OUT. 1121 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:48,533 - BRYN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING. 1122 00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:50,266 THIS IS YOUR PARTY, KID. 1123 00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:52,767 - FIX HER DRESS. - LEAVE HER GO. 1124 00:41:52,767 --> 00:41:53,834 - NO, WE HAVE TO FIX IT. 1125 00:41:53,834 --> 00:41:56,300 - LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'S SLEEPING. 1126 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,333 - SHH. - THANK YOU, BETHENNY. 1127 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:00,667 - SHH. 1128 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:01,867 IT'S VERY SUBTLE. 1129 00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:04,500 OKAY, HI. EVERYONE WIND DOWN. 1130 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,000 WIND DOWN. - THIS IS WHAT'S AMAZING. 1131 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 SHE'LL SAY, "NOW I'M GONNA BE QUIET, 1132 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,166 "'CAUSE I WANT HER TO SLEEP. 1133 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:10,900 "NOW, GO AHEAD. YOU SLEEP, BRYN. 1134 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:13,333 NOW. GO AHE--" 1135 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,000 [laughter] 1136 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,200 - SHH. 1137 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,767 - SO DID YOU THINK THE CHURCH WAS PRETTY? 1138 00:42:17,767 --> 00:42:19,700 - I THOUGHT THE SERVICE WAS FABULOUS, 1139 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,300 EXCEPT FOR SCREWING UP YOUR NAME. 1140 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:23,567 - HE WASN'T DRUNK, WAS HE? - FOUR TIMES HE SAID "BRITTANY." 1141 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,133 - IS HE A REAL PRIEST? - I THINK SO. 1142 00:42:25,133 --> 00:42:27,500 - YOU FOUND HIM. THAT WAS NOT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME, WAS IT? 1143 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:30,734 - LISTEN, WHEN HE TOLD ME, "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE GRANDMOM..." 1144 00:42:30,734 --> 00:42:32,166 - THAT WAS IT. 1145 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,934 - YOU DIDN'T CARE IF HE WAS JEWISH. 1146 00:42:33,934 --> 00:42:35,600 - THAT'S RIGHT. SHE MADE IT. THAT MADE HER DAY. 1147 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,900 - THAT WAS IT. 1148 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:38,767 - I THINK THAT CHURCH WAS VERY MELLOW TOO. 1149 00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:41,233 IT WASN'T, LIKE, ORGANS GOING AND, LIKE... 1150 00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:43,400 - I AGREE. - YOU KNOW, I WAS, LIKE-- 1151 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,934 I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE VERY DRAMATIC. 1152 00:42:44,934 --> 00:42:46,266 - NO, I AGREE. - I REALLY DID. 1153 00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:47,633 I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS GONNA GET WHACKED. 1154 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:49,333 THERE WAS GONNA BE A LOT OF CRYING. 1155 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:52,233 - I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT THAT BETHENNY DID THIS FOR ME, 1156 00:42:52,233 --> 00:42:56,767 AND THAT SHOWS ME HOW MUCH SHE PUTS ME AND BRYN FIRST. 1157 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,100 THIS IS TO BRYN'S CHRISTENING, 1158 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:04,133 AND WE COULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN TWO BETTER GODPARENTS. 1159 00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:05,667 - ABSOLUTELY. - SO WE LOVE YOU GUYS. 1160 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,266 THANK YOU. CHEERS. 1161 00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:08,834 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A CHRISTENING 1162 00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:10,033 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE, BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST, 1163 00:43:10,033 --> 00:43:11,333 IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE. 1164 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:13,033 - WE THANK YOU. WE THANK YOU. 1165 00:43:13,033 --> 00:43:15,133 - IT WAS VERY SWEET AND VERY SPECIAL. 1166 00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:18,367 - WHEN SHE GOT THAT DRESS ON AND MADE THAT ENTRANCE, 1167 00:43:18,367 --> 00:43:21,500 IT WAS HER DAY. - HER DAY. 1168 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,166 - SMILEY FACE. 1169 00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:29,266 - NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1170 00:43:29,266 --> 00:43:31,200 DO PEOPLE DO PARTIES ON THEIR 40TH BIRTHDAY? 1171 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,500 - I-I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. I MEAN, IT'S A MILESTONE. 1172 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,800 - I REACHED 40--I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO. 1173 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,066 DANCING WITH THE STARS-- 1174 00:43:37,066 --> 00:43:38,433 THEY'RE DOING A SPIN-OFF, 1175 00:43:38,433 --> 00:43:40,734 AND IT WILL BE SKATING WITH THE STARS. 1176 00:43:40,734 --> 00:43:43,633 - SKATING WITH THE STARS? 1177 00:43:43,633 --> 00:43:45,200 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEP. 1178 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,200 - YOU OKAY? 1179 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,834 - OH, TO CRAZY. 1180 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:50,467 - I LIKE IT. I LOVE CRAZY. I MARRIED CRAZY. 1181 00:43:50,467 --> 00:43:52,133 - YOU THINK I'M REALLY CRAZY? - YES. 1182 00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:53,900 - WELCOME ABOARD. - TO CRAZY. 1183 00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,600 - IT'S MY 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY. 1184 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,333 - OH, MY GOD, HERE WE GO AGAIN-- 1185 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:59,300 "MY, MY, MY, MY." 1186 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:00,800 - IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, JASON. 1187 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,400 - IT IS LIKE THAT. YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT. 1188 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,767 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1189 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,033 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.