1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,734 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:06,900 - SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT TURNING 40 IN TWO WEEKS? 3 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,533 - I NEVER LOVED MY BIRTHDAY. 4 00:00:08,533 --> 00:00:11,133 I NEVER, EVER HEARD FROM MY FATHER ON MY BIRTHDAY. 5 00:00:11,133 --> 00:00:13,667 HIS BOOKKEEPER WOULD SEND ME A CARD 6 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:16,233 WITH HER SIGNATURE AND A $500 CHECK. 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,266 THEY'RE DOING SKATING WITH THE STARS. 8 00:00:18,266 --> 00:00:19,467 - SKATING WITH THE STARS? 9 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:20,800 - SHOULD I DO IT OR SHOULD I NOT DO IT? 10 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,033 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S, LIKE, THINK ABOUT IT. 11 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:24,800 WHAT'S THE TIME COMMITMENT? 12 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,533 YOU HAVE A MILLION DIFFERENT OTHER THINGS YOU'RE DOING. 13 00:00:26,533 --> 00:00:29,433 - IT'S A LOT. IT'S--JULIE! 14 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:30,900 - I WANT TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF BETHENNY, 15 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,834 BUT SOMETIMES I THINK SHE'S JUST TAKING ON WAY TOO MUCH. 16 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,934 - IF I'M GONNA BE LEAVING SOME OF MY FRIENDS 17 00:00:35,934 --> 00:00:37,934 OUT OF MY 40TH BIRTHDAY, 18 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:39,700 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT. 19 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,700 - ARE WE--ARE WE--ARE WE SEPARATE ENTITIES 20 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:43,834 OR ARE WE A COUPLE? 21 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:45,100 - NO, WE'RE A COUPLE. I'M JUST-- 22 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,433 - BABE, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE TALKING. 23 00:00:46,433 --> 00:00:47,734 - I DON'T WANT TO FALL AND MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF. 24 00:00:47,734 --> 00:00:49,000 - YOU WILL NOT FALL. 25 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,834 - YOU MAY FALL. - I DON'T FALL. 26 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:52,333 - I LOOKED YOU UP LAST NIGHT. 27 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:53,834 YOU FELL IN, LIKE, THE OLYMPICS OR SOMETHING. 28 00:00:53,834 --> 00:00:55,867 I'M ALWAYS FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF ON MY BIRTHDAY. 29 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:58,000 - MAMA, GET A LITTLE BIT MORE EXCITED. 30 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,066 - PLEASE DON'T MAKE A BIG GIANT DEAL ABOUT EVERYTHING. 31 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:01,200 - OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. 32 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,233 - NO, HONEY. 33 00:01:02,233 --> 00:01:05,266 [upbeat music] 34 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:12,100 ♪♪ ♪♪ 35 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:15,100 [salsa music] 36 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:19,467 ♪♪ ♪♪ 37 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:22,300 - MY GOD. THIS IS AWESOME. 38 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,900 - DON'T YOU LOVE IT? - I LOVE IT. 39 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,300 DON'T MIND THAT I KEEP YAWNING. 40 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,600 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. - I'M EXHAUSTED. 41 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,867 - YOU'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON. 42 00:01:27,867 --> 00:01:29,233 - MAYBE IT'S MENTAL WITH THE BABY. 43 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:30,633 I DON'T KNOW. - IT COULD BE. 44 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,333 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 45 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,834 - GOOD. - HOW ARE YOU? 46 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:35,433 - I'M HAPPY. IT'S ALL GOOD. - WELL, WE'RE EATING. 47 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:38,400 WE'RE HAVING A TASTING WHERE I'VE ARRANGED FOR IT FOR YOU. 48 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,633 - AND I'M NOT PREGNANT, SO I CAN TAKE HUMAN BITES. 49 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,100 - THERE YOU GO. HUMAN BITES. 50 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,567 YOU CAN MAYBE HAVE A GLASS OF WINE. 51 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:45,734 - ABSOLUTELY. 52 00:01:45,734 --> 00:01:47,300 I FEEL LIKE I KIND OF HAVE TO GET INVOLVED 53 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,066 IN MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 54 00:01:49,066 --> 00:01:52,433 I JUST KIND OF WANT MY BIRTHDAY TO ROLL ON BY. 55 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:53,633 HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, FABIO. 56 00:01:53,633 --> 00:01:56,500 - FABIO. WELCOME TO VILLA PACRI. 57 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,533 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - THANK YOU. 58 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:58,834 - HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU. 59 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,700 - YES. - YOU MAY WANT TO... 60 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,600 - ABSOLUTELY. - PERFECT. THANK YOU. 61 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,600 SO YOU ARE GONNA BE THE CHEF THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT? 62 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,734 - MM-HMM. - CAN IT BE A LIGHT SUPPER? 63 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,834 - ABSOLUTELY. SO WHY DON'T YOU ALLOW ME TO-- 64 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:11,367 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. GO CRAZY. THANK YOU. 65 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:14,066 - SO I HAVE SOME OTHER FABULOUS IDEAS. 66 00:02:14,066 --> 00:02:16,400 THEY'RE A LITTLE OVER THE TOP. 67 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,033 - OKAY. - FABULOUS. 68 00:02:18,033 --> 00:02:21,467 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IF WE COME UP WITH A LOGO FOR YOU 69 00:02:21,467 --> 00:02:25,734 FOR THE BIRTHDAY AND, UM, HAVING REALLY BEAUTIFUL BOYS/MEN, 70 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:29,066 SHIRTLESS, BUT, LIKE HAVE IT SORT OF PAINTED ON THEIR-- 71 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:32,767 THEIR CHEST, AND THEY'RE PASSING SOME OF THE FOOD? 72 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,567 I'M JUST SAYING. I WAS-- THESE ARE IDEAS THAT I HAD. 73 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:41,000 - I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I'M BETHENNY. I'M TURNING 40. 74 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,400 - HI. I'M SHAWN. - I'M TURNING 40. 75 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,467 - I'M YOUR PLANNER. - RIGHT. 76 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:44,800 I KNOW. - AND I'M GIVING YOU IDEAS. 77 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,533 - I UNDERSTAND. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT-- 78 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:47,834 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, THOUGH? 79 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,100 - NO, I WANT TO HEAR MORE OF YOUR IDEAS. 80 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,500 - NO. NO, NO, NO. I ONLY HAVE ONE LEFT. 81 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:53,100 - OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. - STILT WALKERS. 82 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:56,066 AND IF WE WERE TO HANG GLASSES FROM RIBBONS 83 00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:57,700 AND THEY'RE AT THE BAR. 84 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:00,967 THEY, FROM THE RIBBON, CUT THE CHAMPAGNE GLASS 85 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:03,533 AND THEN THEY MAKE THE BELLINI AND THEY HAND IT TO YOU. 86 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:04,967 - ARE WE DOING A GAY CIRCUS? - NO! 87 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:08,166 - IS THIS, LIKE, YOUR GAY FANTASY CIRQUE DU SOLEIL MOMENT? 88 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:09,767 - IT'S A 40TH PART--BIRTHDAY, AND YOU'VE GOTTA, LIKE, 89 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:12,633 DO OVER THE TOP, LIKE, FUN. 90 00:03:12,633 --> 00:03:16,633 I NEED A COCKTAIL. - [laughs] 91 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:20,200 I'VE NEVER--COME HERE. IT'S--IT'S--IT'S ONLY A PARTY. 92 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,100 - I KNOW. - IT'S ONLY A PARTY. 93 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,567 LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA GET AGGRAVATED 94 00:03:23,567 --> 00:03:25,133 OR CRAZED ABOUT THESE DETAILS 95 00:03:25,133 --> 00:03:26,467 'CAUSE IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. 96 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,533 AT BEST, I WOULD LIKE MY BIRTHDAY PARTY 97 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:32,367 TO JUST BE AN UNDERSTATED, INTIMATE DINNER. 98 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:36,600 I REALLY, REALLY DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A CIRCUS. 99 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,967 - LET'S DO THIS, LIKE, BASH/BLOWOUT. 100 00:03:39,967 --> 00:03:41,467 - I'M NOT LIKE IT'S A BIG-- 101 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:42,467 IT'S NOT EVEN ME EVEN TO BE HAVING THIS PARTY. 102 00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:44,100 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LIE. 103 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,433 I'M KIND OF DOING IT 'CAUSE JASON'S REALLY INTO BIRTHDAYS, 104 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:50,467 AND HE'S BEEN, LIKE, VERY-- - HE WANTS THIS FOR YOU. 105 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:51,500 - I'M NOT TRYING TO BE NEGATIVE. 106 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,967 I'M JUST SAYING, IT'S NOT-- 107 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,667 I DON'T NEED TO-- THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA 108 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:55,934 TO BE IN THE CENTER OF THIS ROOM. 109 00:03:55,934 --> 00:03:57,567 - YEAH. - [gasps] 110 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:59,900 ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL! - THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 111 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,333 WHAT IS THAT? 112 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:04,800 - VODKA, LEMON/LIME, TRIPLE SEC, AND CREME DE CASSIS. 113 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,200 - OOH. - BEAUTIFUL. 114 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,533 - THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. - CHEERS. 115 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,200 - I LOVE IT. WE LOOK POSSESSED, DON'T WE? 116 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,400 - [laughs] 117 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,033 - SO ARE SOME OF THE SAME PEOPLE 118 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:17,667 FROM THE WEDDING COMING? 119 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:18,867 - SOME OF THE PEOPLE. 120 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,467 I ACTUALLY KIND OF HATE MY BIRTHDAY. 121 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:21,800 LIKE, I USUALLY HATE IT, AND I USUALLY DO NOTHING, 122 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,100 AND THEN I GET SAD ON-- - REALLY? 123 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,233 - BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A LETDOWN. 124 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,400 LIKE, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN JUST MY-- 125 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,834 LIKE MY FATHER WHO NEVER, MY ENTIRE LIFE, 126 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:30,767 HAS CALLED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 127 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:32,834 YOU KNOW? - GOT IT. 128 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:34,300 - WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I USED TO GET A CHECK 129 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:37,400 FROM HIS, UH, LIKE, BOOKKEEPER, 130 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,633 AND MY--AND MY MOTHER, THE SAME-- 131 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:41,433 MY MOTHER, I WAS BORN ON HER BIRTHDAY. 132 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:45,300 AND SO, THAT DAY IS LIKE, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY ALSO, 133 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,734 SO IT'S JUST LIKE AN ODD DAY. 134 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:48,200 - RIGHT. - YOU KNOW? 135 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,133 - WHEN SHE WAS LIKE, 136 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:52,033 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO A BIRTHDAY PARTY, 137 00:04:52,033 --> 00:04:53,400 I WAS LIKE, WHAT AM I DOING? 138 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,834 BUT I WAS PUTTING ON THIS HAPPY FACE, 139 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:55,967 LIKE, NO, YOU HAVE TO. 140 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:57,133 IT'S GREAT. 141 00:04:57,133 --> 00:04:58,467 BUT IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, 142 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:00,066 I WAS KIND OF LIKE, "OH." 143 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,300 - THE FOOD'S UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 144 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,300 - THANK YOU. - I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 145 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:04,300 I'LL LET YOU DO THAT. 146 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,400 - YOU DON'T DO OYSTERS? 147 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,800 - NO. I'M NOT AN OYSTER GUY. 148 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,500 - LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE A VAGINA? 149 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,967 - PRETTY MUCH. - GOT IT. 150 00:05:10,967 --> 00:05:12,767 - YEAH. NO BUENO. 151 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:15,100 HOW IS IT? - IT'S EXCELLENT. 152 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,133 - FABULOUS. - OKAY. 153 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:17,633 - SO, UH... 154 00:05:17,633 --> 00:05:18,900 - I LIKE THIS DRINK, BUT WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AT THE PARTY. 155 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,600 - NO. IT'S FABULOUS, THOUGH. - YES. 156 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,900 - IT'S ALL GOOD. - OKAY. 157 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,700 - I NEED TO RUN, BUT, LIKE, WE COULD TALK ALL DAY. 158 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,467 IT WAS FABULOUS. TAKE CARE. BYE. - OKAY, BYE. THANKS. 159 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:27,033 - YOU BE GOOD. - THANK YOU. 160 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:28,233 - HI TO JASON AND BRYN. - OKAY. 161 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:29,400 - AND GINA. - OH, AND COOKIE. 162 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,700 AND COOKIE! - AND COOK--AND COOKIE. 163 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,700 [salsa music] 164 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:41,633 ♪♪ ♪♪ 165 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,333 - HEY, JULIE. - HEY. 166 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:45,700 - IS BETHENNY HERE? - NO, SHE'S SKATING. 167 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,734 - OH, GOOD. - YEAH. WHAT'S UP? 168 00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:52,900 - LET'S TALK ABOUT HER-- HER BIRTHDAY. 169 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,066 I HAD A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 170 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:56,467 - OKAY. WHAT? 171 00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:58,834 - SO I KNOW TERI SAID SHE COULDN'T, UH, 172 00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:00,066 COME TO HER PARTY. 173 00:06:00,066 --> 00:06:02,333 BUT I THINK NOW SHE CAN COME, 174 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:03,667 BUT BETHENNY DOESN'T KNOW. 175 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,066 - OH. 176 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:05,867 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE, LIKE, FLY HER IN 177 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:07,166 AND SURPRISE HER? 178 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,967 - ALL RIGHT. DO YOU WANT TO CALL TERI? 179 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,433 - YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 180 00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:12,100 THE BIRTHDAY PARTY'S IN A FEW DAYS. 181 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:15,066 WE REALLY WANT TO GET TERI HERE TO SURPRISE BETHENNY. 182 00:06:15,066 --> 00:06:16,367 SHE LIVES IN FLORIDA. 183 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:18,734 THERE'S A SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY, 184 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:20,333 SO WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 185 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,867 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - OH, I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 186 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:24,400 - SHE'LL BE EXCITED, RIGHT? - SO EXCITED. 187 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,533 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO SEE EACH OTHER 188 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:28,834 FOR A WHILE. 189 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:30,233 SINCE THE WEDDING, MAYBE. 190 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:31,834 - OH, MY GOD. 191 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:33,233 JASON'S MOM GAVE YOU THAT TO PUT ON YOUR UNDERWEAR? 192 00:06:33,233 --> 00:06:34,533 - NO, I PUT IT ON MY UNDERWEAR, BUT, LOOK, IT'S SOMETHING BLUE. 193 00:06:34,533 --> 00:06:36,033 - ROY WOULD HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THAT. 194 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:39,433 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 195 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,233 YOU'RE LIKE MAID OF HONOR-ZILLA. 196 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:44,500 - HI, THIS IS TERI. - HI, TERI. 197 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,233 LISTEN, WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF AN IDEA. 198 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:48,033 I KNOW ORIGINALLY YOU TOLD BETHENNY 199 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,433 YOU COULDN'T COME OUT HERE. 200 00:06:49,433 --> 00:06:52,200 BUT NOW YOUR SCHEDULE HAS KIND OF CHANGED, 201 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,567 SO WE WANT TO KIND OF SURPRISE HER AND JUST FLY YOU OUT HERE. 202 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:56,700 IS THAT COOL? 203 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,300 - THAT'S TERRIFIC. THAT'S GREAT. 204 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,533 - I THINK SHE'LL BE SO EXCITED, HUH? 205 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:01,934 - VERY, VERY COOL. I LOVE IT. 206 00:07:01,934 --> 00:07:04,533 - TERI AND BETHENNY'S RELATIONSHIP, I LAUGH, 207 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:06,433 'CAUSE I'M GETTING A WINDOW INTO SEEING 208 00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:09,633 WHAT BETHENNY WOULD BE LIKE, HAVING A SISTER. 209 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:11,166 - I LOVE JASON, BETHENNY. - HE'S THE BEST. 210 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,700 I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE PICKED ME. 211 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,333 I REALLY DON'T. I GOTTA BE HONEST. 212 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,033 - I GOTTA BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW WHY EITHER, BUT-- 213 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:18,633 - [laughs] - I'M SORRY. 214 00:07:18,633 --> 00:07:20,400 I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE REALLY TOUGH. 215 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,934 BYE. - CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. BYE. 216 00:07:23,934 --> 00:07:26,633 - SHE'S GONNA BE PUMPED. - NICE. 217 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:27,934 - SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED. 218 00:07:27,934 --> 00:07:29,567 SHE'S NOT GONNA EXPECT IT AT ALL. 219 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:32,567 [salsa music] 220 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:36,100 ♪♪ ♪♪ 221 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,700 - DO YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING WELL? 222 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:41,934 - UH, WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE, IT'S GOING GREAT. 223 00:07:41,934 --> 00:07:44,533 - ALL RIGHT, SO, DO THE PROS SAY THAT ANY OTHER SKATERS-- 224 00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:45,900 WHAT ARE THEY STRUGGLING WITH? 225 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,700 - THEY'RE NOT GONNA SAY THAT. 226 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,533 - WELL, JONNY MOSELEY SAID SOMETHING TO ME, 227 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:50,533 AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT. 228 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:51,533 I'M LIKE, "DUDE, 229 00:07:51,533 --> 00:07:52,934 YOU WON AN OLYMPIC MEDAL." 230 00:07:52,934 --> 00:07:54,300 - RIGHT. - SETTLE DOWN. 231 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:56,834 - CALM--PIPE DOWN. - RIGHT. ALL RIGHT? 232 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:59,233 I'M LIKE, "DUDE, WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ME?" 233 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:00,900 - YEAH. 234 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,867 - I HAD FLOWN TO L.A. ONE TIME TO DO A PROMO SHOOT 235 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:04,066 WITH THE CAST MEMBERS. 236 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,400 WE ALL MET EACH OTHER. 237 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,700 IT WAS VERY, OH, HI, LET'S BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, 238 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,333 BUT IN A FEW WEEKS, WE'RE GONNA WANT TO 239 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,166 SLICE EACH OTHER'S NECKS WITH BLADES. 240 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:14,600 I MEAN, THE WHOLE COMPETITION IS A JEDI MIND[bleep]. 241 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,900 OKAY, SEAN YOUNG IS A DISASTER OF EPIC PROPORTIONS, 242 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:21,567 NOT EVEN ON THE ICE, 'CAUSE SHE'S A LUNATIC 243 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,100 AND SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE A BLADE ON HER BODY 244 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,266 MUCH LESS ON HER SKATES. 245 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:26,400 - IT COULD GET DANGEROUS. - YES. 246 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,800 - I'LL PROTECT YOU. - THANK YOU. 247 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,967 - I'LL BE IN FRONT. 248 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,367 - I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE CAST. 249 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:31,700 I DON'T KNOW VINCE. WHO'S VINCE NEIL? 250 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:32,934 HE MIGHT AS WELL BE BRET MICHAELS. 251 00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:34,133 IT'S THE SAME PERSON TO ME. 252 00:08:34,133 --> 00:08:35,734 - [laughs] - IS THAT BAD? 253 00:08:35,734 --> 00:08:37,166 - NO, NO, NO. 254 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:40,000 THE BIGGEST PEOPLE I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS JONNY. 255 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,133 - UM, JONNY AND THE CUTE GIRL. JONNY AND THE SOAP GIRL. 256 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:44,767 'CAUSE SHE ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL ICE SKATER 257 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:45,767 UNTIL NINE. 258 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:46,934 - IT COULD COME DOWN TO-- 259 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:48,166 - OH, WELL, YEAH. 260 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,400 IT COULD COME DOWN TO A TONYA HARDING. 261 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,467 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET A CROWBAR. 262 00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:51,900 - WE MIGHT HAVE TO GET PHYSICAL. 263 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,533 - YEAH, I'LL TAKE A SOAP ACTRESS'S ANKLE OUT 264 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,667 LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS. 265 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:55,834 - RIGHT. LET'S HANDLE OUR BUSINESS. 266 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:56,834 - YEAH. - AND GET IT DONE. 267 00:08:56,834 --> 00:08:58,333 - [laughs] 268 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:01,266 - LET'S--LET'S--LET'S DO IT. UM-- 269 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:02,433 - SO YOU'RE GONNA MEET MY HUSBAND TODAY. 270 00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:04,467 - YES. - HE ASSUMED YOU WERE GAY. 271 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:06,867 - DID YOU THINK I WAS GAY? 272 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,133 - WHEN I MET YOU? - YEAH. 273 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,333 - NO. - NO. 274 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,633 - NO. - IT WAS VERY CLEAR. 275 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,200 - NO. YES. RELAX. - OH, WELL, THANK YOU. 276 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,800 - DOWN, BOY. 277 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,166 PAIR SKATERS, ACROSS THE BOARD, STRAIGHT. 278 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,433 WHO KNEW? 279 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,767 YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE GAY HAIR ON YOUR HEAD. 280 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,066 - I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK I-- 281 00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:22,333 - NOT EVEN A SINGLE. 282 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,700 - YEAH, BUT THAT IS A COMMON STIGMA OF, 283 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,200 MALE FIGURE SKATERS ARE GAY. 284 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,700 - I KNOW THAT YOU ARE, LIKE, PAINFULLY STRAIGHT 285 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,233 AND THAT IF YOU AND I WERE TALKING IN A BAR 286 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,533 FOR 45 MINUTES, MY HUSBAND WOULDN'T BE-- 287 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:33,867 LIKE, BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. - OH. 288 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:35,133 - SO PUT YOURSELF IN HIS POSITION. 289 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,667 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - YOU KNOW? 290 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,800 - YEAH, OF COURSE. LIFTING MY WIFE AND TOUCHING HER? 291 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,734 - YES. - I UNDERSTAND. 292 00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:42,200 - MY HUSBAND'S HERE. 293 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,867 OH, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM. 294 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,467 HERE'S HIS ICE SKATING. HE WAS DOING A TWIRL. 295 00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:48,000 IT WAS GOOD. ASK--ASK THE PRO. 296 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,433 - IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS GOOD. 297 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:51,233 - I FINALLY GET TO MEET HIM. - ETHAN. HOW ARE YOU? 298 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,967 - JASON. GOOD TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 299 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,166 - I HEAR YOU'RE-- - ON ICE. 300 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,700 - YOU'RE STRAIGHT? - ABSOLUTELY STRAIGHT. 301 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,300 - YOU'RE SINGLE, AND YOU'RE GONNA SPEND 302 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,333 THE NEXT TWO MONTHS WITH MY WIFE? 303 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,600 - YES, LIFTING HER AND ROLE PLAYING WITH HER. 304 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,300 - I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THIS ARRANGEMENT. 305 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:07,734 - I HAVE--I HAVE TO PEE, SO I'LL BE BACK. 306 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:09,734 - I WANTED, LIKE, SHE KNOWS, LIKE, 307 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,233 I AM NOT THREATENED BY A SINGLE, STRAIGHT-- 308 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,700 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?-- LIKE, GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 309 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,233 BUT I JUST LOVE TO PLAY WITH HER, 310 00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:17,467 BECAUSE WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU, LIKE, 311 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,233 SHE'LL HAVE THIS, LIKE, LITTLE TWINKLE. 312 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,433 LIKE, 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS-- 313 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:21,500 SHE THINKS IT REALLY BOTHERS ME, 314 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,467 SO THAT'S WHY I PLAY INTO IT. 315 00:10:23,467 --> 00:10:25,000 SO DOES SHE BUST YOUR BALLS OR WHAT? 316 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,400 - OH, YEAH. YEAH. WE'RE ABOUT EVEN. 317 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,400 - I-I LIKE THIS GUY. - YOU DO? 318 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,400 - YEAH. - ALREADY? 319 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,033 I'VE BEEN GONE FIVE MINUTES. 320 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,567 - WE'RE--WE'RE--WE'RE GOOD. - OKAY, SO WHAT HAPPENED? 321 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:35,266 - THAT'S BETWEEN US. WE CAN'T-- - YEAH, WE CAN'T--NO. 322 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:38,133 - IT'S A MALE BONDING MOMENT. - WE HAVE OUR THING. 323 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:40,166 AND NOW WE'RE--WE'RE STRONG. 324 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:43,300 - YOU TRUST MY PARTNER? - YEAH. IT'S EXCITING. 325 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,834 - RIGHT? CHEERS. 326 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,667 - BRING IT HOME. - BRINGIN' IT HOME. 327 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,667 WE'RE IN IT. 328 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,767 COMING UP... 329 00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,100 SO THIS IS LIKE WHEN WE'RE AT THE BAR 330 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,200 HAVING COCKTAILS, SEEING IF WE LIKE EACH OTHER. 331 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,767 - YEAH. MMM... - NICE. RIGHT. OKAY. 332 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,433 ALL RIGHT. - I WANT TO TOUCH IT. 333 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:59,967 - AND YOU MAY JUST GET TO. - I--HEY! 334 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,967 [salsa music] 335 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,500 ♪♪ ♪♪ 336 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,767 - SO DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY? 337 00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:12,934 - UH, YEAH. 338 00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:14,266 - WHAT WE'RE DOING IS, WE'RE GONNA 339 00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:15,900 DO ALL THE LITTLE SEXY DETAILS. 340 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:19,433 IT'S FOUR WEEKS UNTIL I FLY TO L.A. TO COMPETE, 341 00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:22,033 AND WE GO TO A DANCE STUDIO 342 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:23,867 BECAUSE WE HAVE TO CHOREOGRAPH 343 00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:25,467 WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO ON THE ICE. 344 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:28,000 - SO THEN, WHAT, UH, SECTION SHOULD WE START WITH? UM... 345 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,500 - WE--I THINK WE SHOULD, UH, START FROM THE BEGINNING. 346 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,133 THAT'S WHAT I THINK. - OH, DO YOU? 347 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,367 OKAY, WELL, THEN, I GUESS YOU'RE RUNNING THE SHOW NOW. 348 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:37,000 WELL, SORRY. - NO, YOU CAN RUN THE SHOW. 349 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 - I--NO, I--NO. YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 350 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,266 - YES. 351 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,633 I THOUGHT FOR MAYBE ABOUT A WEEK, 352 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,400 I WAS LIKE, MAN, I'M IN CHARGE. 353 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,166 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. - YOU DA MAN. 354 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,166 - I'M IN CHARGE. 355 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,400 - YOU DA MAN. 356 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,200 - SLOWLY CREPT IN AND JUST, LIKE, 357 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,500 NO, I'M RUNNING THE SHOW. 358 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,000 - WE ARE BOTH RUNNING THE SHOW. 359 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,834 - YOU MEAN I CAN GO PLAY THE MUSIC? 360 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:55,934 - NO. [laughs] 361 00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:57,867 - OH, OKAY, GOOD. THAT'S LESS. 362 00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:01,600 I WANT TO START WITH A STEP, STEP, AND THEN A FUN FACE. 363 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,967 - SO THIS IS LIKE WHEN WE'RE AT THE BAR 364 00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:04,433 HAVING COCKTAILS, SEEING IF WE LIKE EACH OTHER. 365 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:08,367 - YEAH. MMM... - NICE. RIGHT. OKAY. 366 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,000 ALL RIGHT. - I WANT TO TOUCH IT. 367 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,667 - AND YOU MAY JUST GET TO. - I--HEY! 368 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,400 - I LIKE THE DANCE PART OF IT. 369 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,100 I DO. I'M ACTUALLY FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS. 370 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,567 - UM, YOU HAVE A TENDENCY 371 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,533 TO MAKE YOUR ARMS A LITTLE BIT STRAIGHTER. 372 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,333 - I'M STILL NOT DOING UP THE WALL. 373 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,533 - THIS IS, I FEEL IT GETS A LITTLE AWKWARD. 374 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,834 - ALL RIGHT. - SO IF YOU JUST GO-- 375 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:30,967 IF YOU--IF YOU, UM, LEFT, RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 376 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,867 AND THEN YOU CAN JUST GO FORWARD, YES. 377 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:34,433 I THINK THAT'S GONNA BE BETTER. 378 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:37,233 LIKE HERE, NOW, JUST GO SLOWLY HERE. 379 00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:39,533 NOW HERE, BOOM. - ALL RIGHT, SO THE FIRST ONE-- 380 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:41,000 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO SNAP IT FORWARD. 381 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,500 - THE FIRST ONE'S LOOKING FORWARD. 382 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,800 I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 383 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,367 I'M GONNA TRY. - SO IT GO--IT-- 384 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:46,300 - IT'S ALL THESE DETAILS THAT ARE ANNOYING 385 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,300 WE HAVE TO GET. 386 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,000 THIS IS STARTING TO BECOME 387 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,633 A LITTLE BIT MORE INTENSE 388 00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:53,200 THAN I PLANNED. 389 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,734 - I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT 390 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:57,133 IF YOU SAW, LIKE, THIS SUPER SEXY GUY. 391 00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:59,600 I WANT THAT INTENSITY IN YOUR EYES, NOT MEAN-- 392 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,066 - NO. - BUT I WANT, LIKE, OH, OH, OH. 393 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,433 I SEE YOU. I KNOW. YEAH. 394 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,600 OOH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 395 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,667 - OKAY. - OH. 396 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:08,734 WITH THE DRESS THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE WEARING? 397 00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,867 - HOT. - RIDICULOUS. 398 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:13,867 [electronic music] 399 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:20,800 ♪♪ ♪♪ 400 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,333 - NOW WE'RE A LITTLE BIT OFF, BUT IT'S OKAY. 401 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:27,300 ♪♪ ♪♪ 402 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,834 VERY GOOD. - WE GOT IT, YEAH. 403 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,433 - I KNOW YOU WANT IT, I KNOW YOU WANT IT. 404 00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:31,900 - YES, I'M IN. IT'S ALL HAPPENING. 405 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,333 - GOOD. 406 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,066 - ♪♪ YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT ♪♪ 407 00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:36,500 IT HAPPENED. - ♪♪ AH ♪♪ 408 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,734 - ♪♪ AHH ♪♪ 409 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,967 - YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOUR FEET, 410 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:42,066 YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT JUST WORKING IT OUT. 411 00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:43,734 - YES! - WHOO! 412 00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:44,800 - ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 413 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,333 YOU'RE DOING REALLY, REALLY WELL. 414 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,333 - WE ARE DOING GREAT. WE ARE DOING GREAT. 415 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,667 YES. - GO, TEAM. 416 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,433 NOW WE JUST NEED TO GET THIS COMFORTABILITY 417 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:52,700 AND PUT IT ON THE ICE, TRANSFER IT ON. 418 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,700 - AWESOME. - OKAY. 419 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,033 - OKAY. - OH. 420 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:58,300 I GUESS, UH, OKAY THEN. 421 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:01,300 [breezy music] 422 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:07,400 ♪♪ ♪♪ 423 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,900 - HERE'S COOKIE. 424 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,600 YEAH, LOOK AT COOKIE. 425 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,033 SHE'S GIVING ME KISSES. 426 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:15,500 YEAH, SHE'S GIVING ME KISSES. 427 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,433 YEAH. 428 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,800 TODAY IS MOMMY'S-- [Bryn coos] 429 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,734 YEAH, TODAY'S MOMMY'S HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 430 00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:27,300 - HI. - OH, HERE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL. 431 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,166 - HERE COMES MOMMY BIRTHDAY GIRL. 432 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,700 - EVERYBODY'S READY TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY. 433 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:37,433 I JUST DON'T WANT THIS TO BE SOME BIG, CHEERY DAY. 434 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,800 YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA? 435 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,533 YAY! 436 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,433 ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GONNA SEE YOU BACK HERE IN A LITTLE BIT. 437 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:44,867 - OKAY. 438 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,533 - YEAH, WE'LL--WE'LL TAKE HER FOR A LITTLE BIT. 439 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,433 - OKAY, BIRTHDAY GIRL. - COME ON, COOKSTER. 440 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:50,233 - ALL RIGHT, BYE, GUYS. - SEE YOU LATER, BETHENNY. 441 00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:53,533 - HAVE FUN. - ALL RIGHT. 442 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:56,467 SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, WE HAVE TO DROP SOMETHING OFF 443 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:59,734 WHERE THEY'RE HAVING THAT PARTY THIS EVENING. 444 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:00,734 SO WE'RE GONNA LEAVE. YOU TAKE THE BABY. 445 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,867 - OKAY. 446 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,200 - AND WE'RE GONNA GO DROP THAT OFF. 447 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,667 - TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER. 448 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,900 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. 449 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,000 OKAY, TAKE CARE. - SEE YOU, COOKSTER. 450 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,433 BYE. - THANKS, GINA. 451 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,467 THANKS FOR COVERING FOR US. 452 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,467 WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 453 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:20,000 - OH, THE BUBBA'S HERE. OH, OH, GOSH. 454 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,467 - JESUS. - COME HERE. 455 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,367 - WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'D THEY GO? 456 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,867 - THE WEATHER WAS NICE, 457 00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,333 SO THEY WANTED TO WALK A LITTLE BIT. 458 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,000 - WHY WITHOUT THE BABY? WHAT HAPPENED? 459 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,033 - WELL, SHE HAS TO EAT AT 3:00, 460 00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:31,467 AND I DIDN'T WALK WITH A BOTTLE. 461 00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,000 I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WANTED TO GO SIGHTSEEING. 462 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,767 - IT'S SO UNLIKE THEM TO NOT WANT TO, LIKE, BE WITH HER. 463 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,033 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 464 00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,200 - WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE GONNA GO. 465 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,266 - THEY ONLY WERE GONE FOR TEN MINUTES 466 00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:40,433 SO I'M, LIKE, I'M CONFUSED. 467 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:43,934 - WELL, SHE HAS TO EAT. 468 00:15:43,934 --> 00:15:45,967 - IT DOESN'T MAKE--IT JUST MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. 469 00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:47,433 ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS BE WITH HER. 470 00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,266 JASON'S PARENTS ARE IN TOWN AND THEY COULD BE WITH THE BABY. 471 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,834 THIS IS LIKE THE GOAL OF LIFE, 472 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,233 FOR JASON'S PARENTS AND THE BABY TO BE TOGETHER. 473 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:56,633 THIS IS WHY WE ALL EXIST ON THE EARTH. 474 00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:57,800 YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A BOTTLE. 475 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,734 - I AGREE WITH YOU. 476 00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,000 - I MEAN, THEY ONLY LEFT 15 MINUTES AGO. 477 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,200 OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HAVE, LIKE, BROUGHT A BOTTLE 478 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,033 AND THEN THEY COULD HAVE BEEN WITH HER. 479 00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:06,467 THAT'S JUST REALLY POOR PLANNING, GINA. I'M SORRY. 480 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:09,233 - OKAY. NEXT TIME. SORRY, MAMA. 481 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,633 - SO LET'S SEE IT. YOU GOT THE GOODS? 482 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,967 - WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT. - I'M NERVOUS. 483 00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,567 - I'M HOPING THAT-- 484 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,233 - YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN US. 485 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,400 - WELL, I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU GOT IT DONE ON TIME. 486 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,900 NICE. 487 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,400 - HOW ABOUT HOW-- HOW'S THE COLOR? 488 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,867 - IT LOOKS GOOD. - DOES IT? 489 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:24,367 - PERFECT COLOR. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED. 490 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:25,800 - ALL RIGHT. 491 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,367 - BETHENNY AND I FOUND THIS ON A STREET FAIR. 492 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:31,600 MY DAD DID SUCH AN AMAZING JOB ON THIS MANNEQUIN. 493 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,734 WE PICKED IT UP TOGETHER, 494 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,100 AND IT WAS ALL BUSTED UP, RUSTY. 495 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,300 AND MY FATHER'S RETIRED, 496 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,033 AND THIS WAS JUST ANOTHER PROJECT 497 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,266 THAT HE COULD DO, AND HE WAS SO EXCITED 498 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,233 TO DO IT FOR HIS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 499 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:46,800 - OH, MY GOD. ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL? 500 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,367 - WOW, JASON. - WOW, IS THIS GORGEOUS. 501 00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:53,834 OH, SO WE MEET AGAIN. HOW ARE YOU? 502 00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,233 - WE MEET AT ALL THESE FABULOUS CELEBRATIONS. 503 00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:58,567 OH, YOU GET A HUG. - HOW'S IT GOING? 504 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,800 - OH, YEAH, SO THIS IS MY IDEA. 505 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,266 - I LOVE IT. 506 00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,300 - OR ACTUALLY MY PARENTS TOO, IS THEY HAVE THIS. 507 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,266 THEY HAVE HER APRON. - WE HAVE THE APRON. 508 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,667 - HOW ABOUT--? 'CAUSE SHE ALWAYS SAYS THAT. 509 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,767 "IT'S OVER." YOU KNOW HOW SHE ALWAYS GOES-- 510 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,934 - THAT IS FABULOUS. - THAT'S MY IDEA. 511 00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:15,633 SHE ALWAYS SAYS, "IT'S OVER." 512 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,033 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THAT-- 513 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,400 - WE WERE THINKING OF PUTTING THIS ON THERE, SHAWN. 514 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,467 - IS THAT GOOD? - THAT IS SO CUTE. 515 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:22,900 - WAIT. HOW ABOUT THIS, SHAWN? 516 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,000 - COME ON IN, GUYS. 517 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,200 UH, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT-- 518 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,633 IF I SHOULD-- WHAT DRESS I SHOULD WEAR. 519 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:32,934 I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS UNTIL-- 520 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,467 DO WE LIKE THAT? 521 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,834 IT'S THAT OR LET ME SHOW YOU THE OTHER OPTIONS. 522 00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,800 I THINK I'M GONNA... 523 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,133 - COME HERE. I HAVE TO SEE THE FRONT. 524 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,900 - YOU DO LOVE IT. WE'RE NOT HATING THIS DRESS. 525 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,000 - I LOVE IT. I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE IT FOR TONIGHT. 526 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,333 - OKAY. 527 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,567 IT'S MORE LIKE A FASHIONY GALA TYPE OF THING? 528 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,834 - YEAH. 529 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,166 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY THE OTHER ONE ON. 530 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,000 THIS IS KIND OF WONDER WOMAN. 531 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,233 WHERE'S THE LITTLE SLUTTY ONE? 532 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,700 I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THIS DRESS. 533 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,567 - NICK, IT'S JULIE. HI. 534 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:00,934 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT OTHER DRESS 535 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:02,600 THAT I TOLD YOU TO DO BUT SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO? 536 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,266 - THE BEADED ONE. - THE BEADED ONE. 537 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:09,100 IT'S NOT READY. - NICE. TELL HIM TO DO IT NOW. 538 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,633 JUST STOP WHAT HE'S DOING AND ASK HIM IF HE COULD DO IT. 539 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:14,867 - IT'S TOO COMPLICATED 'CAUSE OF THE BEADS. 540 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,700 HE HATES US. 541 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,400 - I HATE MYSELF. 542 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,066 I FEEL LIKE [bleep] AND I'M FRUSTRATED 543 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,100 AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT ON SOMETHING EH TO WEAR. 544 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,700 - UM, YOU HAVE NOTHING? - I KNOW. 545 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:51,433 - I'M ASKING. 546 00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:55,066 ALL RIGHT, WELL. - THAT'S FINE. 547 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,333 COMING UP... 548 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,633 - MAMA, WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING. AH, NOTHING. 549 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,200 NOTHING. I DON'T WANT ALL THIS ATTENTION. 550 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,200 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU--I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE. 551 00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:16,767 - HI, GUYS. - HI, BETHENNY. 552 00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:19,734 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS? WHERE'D YOU GUYS ALL MEET? 553 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,800 - I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUSY, 554 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,567 SO I TOLD THEM TO MEET ME FOR LUNCH. 555 00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,233 - WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING THE BABY? 556 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,333 - WHY DIDN'T I BRING THE BABY? 557 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,934 - WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS BRING THE BABY? 558 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:31,700 - WELL, I WASN'T HOME, SO I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHY. 559 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,734 - WHERE IS THE BABY? - YES. 560 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,767 - TAKING A LITTLE NAPSY. - NAPPY? 561 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,934 - AW. - OH, SHE'S AWESOME. 562 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,734 - YOUR PARENTS WERE OUT ON THE STREET 563 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:45,266 AND--SOMEWHERE--AND GINA WAS BACK HERE WITH THE BABY. 564 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,266 - JULIE TOLD ME THAT GINA CAME BACK, 565 00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:48,433 SHE GOT YELLED AT. 566 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:51,200 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW BETHENNY RIPPED HER 567 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,266 FOR NOT BRINGING A BOTTLE, 568 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,133 AND SHE'S ONLY COVERING FOR ME 569 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,767 AND COVERING FOR THIS BIG SURPRISE, 570 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:58,033 SO MY HANDS ARE TIED. 571 00:19:58,033 --> 00:19:59,567 I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO BETHENNY 572 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,233 AND I CAN'T PROTECT GINA, 573 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,700 SO SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO FALL ON THE SWORD FOR THIS ONE. 574 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,867 SO YOU'RE NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR WARDROBE FOR TONIGHT? 575 00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,233 - NO. - DO YOU WANT-- 576 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,100 WHO ELSE CAN WE CALL? - NO, NO, NO. 577 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,867 - MAMA, WHAT'S WRONG? - I DON'T--I DON'T-- 578 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:14,834 I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. IT'S FINE. THERE'S ALL THIS TENSION. 579 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,900 - ALL THIS WHAT? - NOTHING. AH, NOTHING. 580 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,467 NOTHING. I DON'T WANT ALL THIS ATTENTION. 581 00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,333 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU--I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE. 582 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,433 OKAY. 583 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,800 - EVERYONE'S SO FAR UP MY ASS. 584 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,467 I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE. 585 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,200 - I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. 586 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,900 IT HURT ME SO MUCH THAT BETHENNY WASN'T EXCITED 587 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,600 ABOUT HER 40TH BIRTHDAY. 588 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,700 I WANT TO SEE HER HAVING FUN AND ENJOYING THIS. 589 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:39,934 I MEAN, EVERYBODY PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS PARTY. 590 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,100 - SORRY. 591 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,433 - DO YOU HAVE THE BIRTHDAY BLUES? 592 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:52,834 - I DO. DO YOU-- YOU GET THE BIRTHDAY BLUES? 593 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,333 - YEAH. - WHY? 594 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,433 - 'CAUSE I EITHER GET TOO MUCH ATTENTION 595 00:20:57,433 --> 00:21:00,066 OR NO ATTENTION. 596 00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:02,233 AND I'M NEVER PREPARED FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 597 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,867 - ME TOO. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 598 00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,734 - I'M ALWAYS LIKE, AHH. 599 00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,834 I NEVER GET, LIKE, THE WHOLE OUTFIT. 600 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,500 I NEVER HAVE EVERYTHING, LIKE, GROOMED RIGHT. 601 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,200 I'M JUST, LIKE, A MESS AND THEN I'M JUST LIKE, 602 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,033 I FEEL UGLY. 603 00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:15,533 - SO WE'RE HAVING THE SAME-- 604 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:16,467 SO YOU'RE RELATING TO ALL OF THIS VERY MUCH. 605 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,367 - YES, TOTALLY. 606 00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,667 - OKAY. 607 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,800 THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY YEAR, 608 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,467 SO I KIND OF, LIKE, PRETEND THE BIRTHDAY'S NOT COMING, 609 00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:26,667 AND THEN IT COMES AND IT HAPPENS ANYWAY. 610 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,600 - THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT PREPARED-- 611 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,700 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET DISAPPOINTED. 612 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,133 SO YOU DON'T WANT TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DISAPPOINTMENT, 613 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:36,867 THEN YOU AREN'T VERY DISAPPOINTED 614 00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:38,000 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PREPARE YOURSELF. 615 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,900 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S EXACTLY IT. 616 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:44,033 IT'S EXACTLY IT. - UH-HUH. 617 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,734 - VERONICA TOTALLY GOT IT. 618 00:21:45,734 --> 00:21:47,467 SHE'S SO QUIET AND SO SWEET, 619 00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:49,600 BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, SHE JUST SAYS SOMETHING 620 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,633 THAT IS SO ON POINT. 621 00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:54,266 - ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE PARTY? 622 00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:57,767 - I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT AT ALL. 623 00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:59,734 AND THEN I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT, 624 00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:00,934 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S COMING 625 00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:01,900 AND EVERYONE ELSE IS SO INTO IT, 626 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:06,734 AND I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT AT ALL. 627 00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,233 I DON'T CARE. 628 00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:11,233 I DON'T. 629 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,266 - BETHENNY. - ALL RIGHT... 630 00:22:16,266 --> 00:22:17,834 - IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH-- 631 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,066 - YOU SPLIT YOUR PANTS? - YEAH. 632 00:22:19,066 --> 00:22:20,400 - REALLY? - [laughs] 633 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,000 - LOOKIT. 634 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:28,266 [laughter] 635 00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:30,033 I'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND LIKE THIS ALL DAY. 636 00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:31,367 - THEY'RE PROBABLY TOO CHEAP TO FIX 'EM. 637 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:33,767 - THANK GOD, AND IT FINALLY CRACKED A SMILE 638 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,133 ON BETHENNY'S FACE. 639 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:36,166 HIKE. 640 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,200 [laughter] 641 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,200 IF THAT DOESN'T PUT A SMILE ON MOMMY'S FACE. 642 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,834 I LOVE YOU. 643 00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:45,066 HEY, JULIE? 644 00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:46,867 - YEAH? - CHECK THIS OUT. 645 00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,367 - JASON'S PANTS SPLITTING 646 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,633 WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT I COULD GET SO FAR. 647 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,533 JULIE? - YES. 648 00:22:52,533 --> 00:22:54,333 - DO YOU HAVE THAT TUXEDO IN THERE? 649 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,033 THE PANTS AND THE TOP? - THE DG ONE? 650 00:22:57,033 --> 00:23:00,467 - YES. I HAVE AN IDEA. - YEAH, HOLD ON. 651 00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,033 - YEAH, I'M THINKING OF TAKING THAT 652 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:05,500 AND COMPAR--MATCHING IT WITH MY NEW, LIKE, SHAPEWEAR. 653 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,934 THE LINGERIE TOP. LET ME--SORRY, SORRY. 654 00:23:08,934 --> 00:23:10,333 LET ME JUST SEE SOMETHING. 655 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:11,667 I DON'T NEED TO-- HOLD ON. 656 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:14,367 I PULLED MY BIRTHDAY SUIT OUT OF MY ASS. 657 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:17,133 I WANT TO WEAR THIS. IT FEELS DIFFERENT. 658 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,200 I DON'T WANT TO BE ALL PARTY DRESSISH. 659 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,567 I LIKE IT. I THINK IT'S SEXY. 660 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,233 - ALL RIGHT. - I WANT TO WEAR THIS. 661 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:25,567 - ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS BE HAPPY. 662 00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:27,767 I THINK THAT SHE WAS GOING FOR A LITTLE BIT OF AN EDGY LOOK, 663 00:23:27,767 --> 00:23:30,100 AND I THINK THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT THIS IS. 664 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,633 I'M GOING TO BRING A DRESS IN MY PURSE 665 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:35,734 JUST IN CASE SHE GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND PANICS. 666 00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:39,033 - I LOVE YOU. GOOD NIGHT, MY LITTLE ANGEL. 667 00:23:39,033 --> 00:23:41,066 - SAY GOOD NIGHT, MAMA. ENJOY THE PARTY. 668 00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:42,667 - GOOD NIGHT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 669 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:46,233 GOOD NIGHT. I LOVE YOU. 670 00:23:46,233 --> 00:23:48,467 OKAY. READY, DADDY? 671 00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:49,734 PUT THIS WAY RIGHT AFTER THIS. 672 00:23:49,734 --> 00:23:51,400 - I'M READY. - OKAY. 673 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,600 - SEE YOU THERE. 674 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,834 - SEE YOU. 675 00:23:58,533 --> 00:24:01,533 [jazzy music] 676 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:09,500 ♪♪ ♪♪ 677 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,834 - 40 YEARS OLD. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 678 00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:15,166 - THANKS, HONEY. - I LOVE MY WIFE. 679 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:18,266 - [whispering] THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO. 680 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:20,700 - YOU LOOK SEXY. - THANK YOU. 681 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,533 - COME HERE. 682 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,533 PART OF ME JUST WANTED BETHENNY 683 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:34,166 TO JUST REALLY SUCK IT UP. 684 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:37,900 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO JUST PUT ON THAT FACE. 685 00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:42,066 - THANK YOU. 686 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,967 HI. 687 00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:47,133 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 688 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:48,533 - IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. 689 00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:51,166 OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. 690 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,400 HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 691 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,867 - OH, MY GOD. LAUREN, YOU WERE HERE. 692 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,133 DOESN'T IT LOOK GORGEOUS? 693 00:24:55,133 --> 00:24:56,133 - I JUST SAID THAT IT LOOKS SO GORGEOUS. 694 00:24:56,133 --> 00:24:57,700 - IT'S PERFECT. - RIGHT? 695 00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:59,367 - I FEEL LIKE, HOW HARD CAN THIS BE? 696 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:02,200 IT'S A BUNCH OF NICE FRIENDS AROUND ME. 697 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,200 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. 698 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,367 I'M WITH PEOPLE I KNOW. 699 00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:08,133 THIS SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE. 700 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,200 IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. - AWESOME, AWESOME. 701 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,767 - IT'S ABS--EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. 702 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:13,233 - IT'S WHAT I WANTED YOU TO HAVE. 703 00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:14,567 - IT'S SO PERFECT. - GOOD. 704 00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:16,467 - IT'S SO PERFECT, SO DON'T STRESS. 705 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:19,367 I DON'T WANT YOU TO STRESS OUT. RELAX, RELAX. 706 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:20,800 I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S DIFFERENT. 707 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,166 - IT'S DIFFERENT BUT IT'S GOOD. 708 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,166 I WANT YOU HAPPY. I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 709 00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:25,433 YOU DESERVE IT. - THANK YOU. 710 00:25:25,433 --> 00:25:26,500 - OKAY? ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. 711 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,567 - MWAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU. 712 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:30,967 - I'M DAMN PROUD OF THE FACT 713 00:25:30,967 --> 00:25:33,867 THAT BETHENNY WAS COMPLETELY HANDS OFF. 714 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:38,633 I KNOW HER ENOUGH TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PULL OFF 715 00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:40,266 HER 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY, 716 00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:42,734 AND THAT'S NOT EASY. 717 00:25:42,734 --> 00:25:46,266 - SO HOW EXCITED ARE YOU ABOUT THIS? 718 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,033 - VERY. - I LOVE IT. 719 00:25:48,033 --> 00:25:50,233 I WISH IT COULD HAVE BEEN A SURPRISE. 720 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:54,233 - I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE? 721 00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:56,200 NO, OH, MY GOD. 722 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,800 - WHY? WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN SHOCKED? 723 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,400 - I JUST DON'T LOVE SURPRISES LIKE THAT. 724 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,767 - I DON'T EITHER. - YOU DON'T? 725 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,800 I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE LIKED THAT. 726 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,967 I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE LIKED THAT. 727 00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:06,400 - NO. STILL AND ALL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 728 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,533 AND I LOVE YOU, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 729 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,200 - THANK YOU. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 730 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,467 - THANK YOU. - CHEERS. 731 00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:12,800 - IT'S TOMORROW. - I KNOW. 732 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,667 - BUT THE PARTY'S GOOD. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 733 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,533 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - CHEERS. 734 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,667 - HI. - HI. 735 00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:18,934 - HOW ARE YOU? - YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS. 736 00:26:18,934 --> 00:26:21,166 - THANK YOU. HI, PARENTS. 737 00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,000 - I KNOW. 738 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,800 - IS THERE A BIRTHDAY GIRL OVER HERE? 739 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,333 - HI. - HI. 740 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,800 - HOW ARE YOU? YOU LOOK GREAT. 741 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,433 - THANK YOU. SO DO YOU. - HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 742 00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:32,233 - GREAT. - IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 743 00:26:32,233 --> 00:26:34,867 - HAS YOUR LIFE SLOWED DOWN, 'CAUSE OURS HASN'T. 744 00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,867 - NO. - YEAH. NO. 745 00:26:36,867 --> 00:26:38,533 THERE'S NO SLOWING DOWN. - NO. 746 00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:41,000 I HAVE TO BE, LIKE, MORE LOOSEY-GOOSEY, 747 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,333 BUT I'M TRYING TO CONTROL EVERY SINGLE THING 748 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,800 AND NOT DOING A GOOD JOB ON ANY OF IT, 749 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,100 SO I FIGURE I HAVE TO BE 750 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,266 A LITTLE LOOSIER-GOOSIER WITH IT. 751 00:26:46,266 --> 00:26:48,200 - THAT'S BEST. I MEAN... 752 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,467 [overlapping chatter] 753 00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:53,166 - IT WAS NICE TO SEE ALEX AND SIMON. 754 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,934 I HONESTLY ENJOY THEM. 755 00:26:54,934 --> 00:26:56,900 SIMON LOVES TO GET BOMBED, 756 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:59,300 AND I WAS KIND OF HOPING HE WOULD GET REALLY LIT UP 757 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:00,700 SO I COULD JUST HAVE A GIGGLE. 758 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:03,433 - HEY, GIRL! - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 759 00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:04,600 - I'M SO GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 760 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,533 - GOOD. 761 00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:06,867 - AND THEN RAMONA CAME, 762 00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:08,934 WHICH WAS DEFINITELY A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. 763 00:27:08,934 --> 00:27:10,700 RAMONA LOVES TO BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. 764 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,934 YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT. - SO DO YOU. 765 00:27:12,934 --> 00:27:14,533 - YOU REALLY DO. YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT TAMALE. 766 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,166 - WELL, HONEY, I KNEW I WAS COMING TO SEE YOU. 767 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:17,667 I HAD TO LOOK FAB. - OH, MY GOD. 768 00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:20,166 - I HAD TO LOOK FAB. - HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 769 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:23,600 - THINGS ARE GOOD. I MEAN, THINGS ARE REALLY GOOD. 770 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,567 - I'M NOT THAT HAPPY RIGHT NOW. 771 00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:26,767 - BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE DOING TOO MUCH. 772 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:28,266 BUT YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 773 00:27:28,266 --> 00:27:29,533 I--MY--CAN I HAVE A-- 774 00:27:29,533 --> 00:27:30,934 I'LL NEED A SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA 775 00:27:30,934 --> 00:27:32,133 IN HONOR OF MY GIRLFRIEND. 776 00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:33,500 - YOU CAN HAVE-- GET WHATEVER YOU WANT. 777 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,734 - NO, I'M GONNA HAVE A SKINNYGIRL 778 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:36,033 AND JUST START WITH ONE. 779 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,266 AND CAN I HAVE IT ON ICE IN A WINEGLASS? 780 00:27:38,266 --> 00:27:40,367 - ICE IN A WINEGLASS. - PLEASE. 781 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,367 - UM, YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'M, UH, 782 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,700 IT'S ALL GOING TOO FAST AND I'M--I'M, LIKE, 783 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:48,834 HOLDING ON THE RIDE FOR DEAR LIFE AND I'M NOT-- 784 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:51,033 - WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD, 'CAUSE I ACTUALLY DID THAT ONE TIME, 785 00:27:51,033 --> 00:27:52,800 AND IT REALLY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, 786 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,300 AND I FINALLY HAD TO SAY TO MYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT? 787 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,200 I'M GONNA DO THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FIRST, 788 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,233 AND IF THE REST GETS DONE, IT GETS DONE. 789 00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:00,567 THE REST WILL FALL TO THE SIDE 790 00:28:00,567 --> 00:28:01,934 AND I'LL PICK UP THE PIECES LATER. 791 00:28:01,934 --> 00:28:03,467 - I'M TRYING TO SAY NO. 792 00:28:03,467 --> 00:28:05,900 LIKE, LET'S GET THAT STRAIGHT. 793 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,533 AND HE'S SAYING, SAY NO, 794 00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:09,600 AND THEN WRITE DOWN HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT. 795 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,533 AND EVERY TIME I SAY NO, IT'S HARD. 796 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:13,834 - SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 797 00:28:13,834 --> 00:28:15,133 THESE OPPORTUNITIES, IN ALL SINCERITY, 798 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:16,333 THEY'RE NOT GONNA GO AWAY. 799 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,867 THEY'RE REALLY NOT. - I KNOW. 800 00:28:17,867 --> 00:28:19,934 - YOU'VE GOT TO PICK AND CHOOSE. - YEAH. 801 00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:22,433 - WELL, LISTEN, TO YOUR FABULOUS BIRTHDAY, 802 00:28:22,433 --> 00:28:23,967 TO LOOKING FABULOUS FOREVER. 803 00:28:23,967 --> 00:28:26,300 WE'RE AGELESS, BABY. 804 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,433 - I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, SO COME OVER THIS WAY. 805 00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:29,667 - DEAR GOD, JASON, DON'T DO ANYTHING 806 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,133 BIG AND GRANDIOSE, I BEG OF YOU. 807 00:28:31,133 --> 00:28:32,567 I BEG OF YOU. - I DIDN'T. 808 00:28:32,567 --> 00:28:34,433 - I BEG OF YOU, I BEG OF YOU, I DON'T--I DON'T-- 809 00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:35,767 I REALLY DON'T WANT ANYTHING. 810 00:28:35,767 --> 00:28:37,400 - MAMA, IT'S ALL GOOD. IT'S NOTHING BIG. 811 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,200 - BUT WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE ISOLATED, ON OUR OWN? 812 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,700 - WHY? PLEASE, CAN YOU GIVE ME JUST THREE MINUTES? 813 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,967 - OKAY. 814 00:28:43,967 --> 00:28:45,500 - CAN I GET A HUG AND A SMILE? 815 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,433 - I LOVE YOU. 816 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:50,367 - OH, MAN. - WHAT? 817 00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:52,934 - IT'S ALL GOOD, MAMA. 818 00:28:52,934 --> 00:28:54,800 - I KNOW IT IS, BUT EVERYONE ELSE 819 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,166 DOESN'T HAVE TO LOVE THEIR BIRTHDAY. 820 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,166 - I KNOW. - AND DOESN'T HAVE TO WANT-- 821 00:28:58,166 --> 00:28:59,500 - I--I-- - YOU KNOW, BIG SURPRISES. 822 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,967 - ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND. 823 00:29:01,967 --> 00:29:04,100 - I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THE WORD "SURPRISE." 824 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,266 IT JUST MADE ME ANXIOUS, AND I JUST WANTED TO KIND OF 825 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,800 GET THROUGH THE NIGHT; I REALLY DID. 826 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,467 IT'S ME. IT'S MY PROBLEM. I GET IT. 827 00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:11,967 I JUST WANTED TO COAST. 828 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,667 [overlapping chatter] 829 00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:16,300 - SURPRISE. - HI! 830 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:23,100 HI! OH, MY GOD. HI! HI! WHY'D YOU SAY YOU COULDN'T COME? 831 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:25,233 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE COMING. 832 00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:26,834 WHEN DID THAT COME UP? - YOU KNEW I WAS COMING. 833 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:29,033 - I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE COMING. NO IDEA. 834 00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:30,767 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - COME HERE. OH, MY GOD. 835 00:29:30,767 --> 00:29:32,500 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 836 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,967 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. - THIS IS MY PRESENT. 837 00:29:35,967 --> 00:29:39,133 - RIGHT NOW? - YES. 838 00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:40,600 I KNOW I'M A BETTER FRIEND THAN YOU ARE, 839 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,967 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T COME TO MY PARTY. 840 00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:43,500 BUT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH ANYWAYS. 841 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,834 - DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. - I'M JOKING. STOP IT. 842 00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:47,133 - DON'T SAY--I WAS--DON'T-- 843 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,467 PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. 844 00:29:48,467 --> 00:29:50,000 I'LL START CRYING. - I'M JOKING AROUND WITH YOU. 845 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,133 - I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO, LIKE, GO ANYWHERE OR DO ANYTHING. 846 00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:58,400 REALLY. 847 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,867 - THIS IS YOUR LAST DAY THAT YOU'RE, UH, 848 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,266 STILL A YEAR YOUNGER THAN ME. 849 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,467 - PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. 850 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,867 - I WAS JOKING AROUND WITH YOU. 851 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:05,567 - NO, BUT I MEAN IT. DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. 852 00:30:05,567 --> 00:30:10,100 - OKAY. YOU CAN CRY. IT'S ALMOST YOUR BIRTHDAY. 853 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:17,200 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO-- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 854 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,200 - I KNOW IT IS. OH, MY GOD, SHE'S SO LITTLE. 855 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,200 THAT'S SO-- OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT. 856 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,300 - DO YOU LOVE IT? - YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 857 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,834 OH, IT'S SO BEAUT--IS IT A NECKLACE OR IS IT A BRACELET? 858 00:30:27,834 --> 00:30:29,066 - IT'S A NECKLACE. 859 00:30:29,066 --> 00:30:30,500 I WANTED THEM TO MAKE YOU A PIN 860 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,600 SO YOU COULD WEAR IT WHEN YOU'RE ICE SKATING. 861 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,133 THEY SAID THEY WOULD NEVER LET YOU WEAR IT, THOUGH. 862 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:36,667 - WHO DID? 863 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:37,600 YOU ALREADY CALLED, LIKE, THE ICE SKATING COMMITTEE? 864 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,300 - YES. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 865 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,800 - I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE GOOD LUCK. 866 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,266 - OH, MY GOD. I LOVE IT. 867 00:30:42,266 --> 00:30:43,834 - MAYBE YOU COULD HIDE IT UNDERNEATH. 868 00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:46,033 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO THOUGHTFUL AND SO BEAUTIFUL. 869 00:30:46,033 --> 00:30:49,967 [overlapping chatter] 870 00:30:49,967 --> 00:30:51,834 COMING UP... 871 00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:53,400 [crying] I'M SO SORRY. 872 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,033 I'M SORRY I'M BEING RUDE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 873 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:58,900 I'M JUST, I'M, LIKE, I'M SO OVERWHELMED 874 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,800 AND I DON'T LIKE MY BIRTHDAY. 875 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,867 - I NEED TO BORROW THAT FOR AN ICE SKATING OUTFIT, 876 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,734 AND I MEAN IT IN THE MOST SINCERE WAY AND I LOVE IT. 877 00:31:10,734 --> 00:31:13,100 - DO YOU WANT TO LAUGH? - THAT WAS SO BRUTAL. 878 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:16,467 - NO, NO, I MEAN IT IN A NICE WAY. 879 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:19,533 NO, I LOVE IT. I JUST--NO. 880 00:31:19,533 --> 00:31:22,600 I, LIKE--I LOVE THAT. 881 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,367 I REFUSE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING, 882 00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:26,600 YOU KNOW, BEING TIRED OR ANYTHING, 883 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,867 BECAUSE I HAVE TAKEN ON ALL OF IT 884 00:31:28,867 --> 00:31:30,100 SO I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 885 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,567 YOU'LL COME? - OH, YEAH. 886 00:31:31,567 --> 00:31:35,367 - YOU'RE GONNA COME TO L.A.? - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 887 00:31:35,367 --> 00:31:36,734 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'LL COME. 888 00:31:36,734 --> 00:31:40,900 - AND I'M GONNA BE THERE WHEN YOU WIN. 889 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,333 - CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 890 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,800 YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR BLACKBERRY, MY DEAR. 891 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,333 COME UP HERE. 892 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:48,300 - OH, WONDERFUL. 893 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:52,200 - I PROMISE MY WIFE I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT AND SWEET 894 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,066 BECAUSE SHE'LL KILL ME, AND, UH... 895 00:31:55,066 --> 00:31:56,934 WELL, FIRST OFF, 896 00:31:56,934 --> 00:31:59,633 I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT 897 00:31:59,633 --> 00:32:02,900 AND CELEBRATING MY WIFE'S 40TH BIRTHDAY. 898 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:05,400 - WHOO! - WHOO! WHOO-WHOO-WHOO! 899 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,433 - SHE, UH, DIDN'T WANT US TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, 900 00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:11,033 BUT I'M YOUR HUSBAND NOW, 901 00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:14,000 SO I'M GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY. 902 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,266 WHAT I WANT TO DO IS TWO THINGS. 903 00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:20,266 I WANT TO GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF A SURPRISE TO MY WIFE. 904 00:32:20,266 --> 00:32:21,800 NOTHING CRAZY. 905 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,533 AND THEN I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST AFTERWARDS. 906 00:32:23,533 --> 00:32:26,867 SO JUST TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE BACKGROUND 907 00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:29,967 OF THIS SURPRISE IS, BETHENNY AND I WERE WALKING 908 00:32:29,967 --> 00:32:34,800 IN THE CITY, AND WE HAPPENED TO WALK BY SOME STORE, 909 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,800 AND SHE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR PIECE. 910 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,734 AND THIS IS SOMETHING THAT SHE WANTED. 911 00:32:41,734 --> 00:32:44,734 SO WE COULD BRING IT OUT. 912 00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:54,967 [laughter] 913 00:32:54,967 --> 00:32:57,367 - REMEMBER? - I DO. 914 00:32:57,367 --> 00:32:58,567 - SO WE WERE WALKING BY... 915 00:32:58,567 --> 00:33:05,667 [laughter and chatter] 916 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:08,100 BETHENNY SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF THIS BEING 917 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:10,133 SUCH A CREATIVE PIECE IN OUR APARTMENT, 918 00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:11,800 AND IT WAS BUSTED UP. 919 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,333 AND MY FATHER PUT HIS TLC INTO IT, 920 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:18,266 AND IF YOU COULD SEE, HE SCRUBBED IT DOWN, 921 00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:20,233 REPAINTED IT... - THANK YOU. 922 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,934 - AND THIS IS WHAT-- WHAT WE DID. 923 00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,400 - THANK YOU. - IT'S A BIRTHDAY TREE. 924 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,800 - THANK YOU. 925 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,734 - SO THERE ARE SOME THINGS ON THERE FOR YOU. 926 00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:28,133 - THANK YOU. - OKAY? 927 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,000 - THANK YOU. 928 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,300 - BUT ONE THING I'LL SAY IS, 929 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,066 YOU MIGHT BE 40, 930 00:33:34,066 --> 00:33:35,834 BUT YOU LOOK 20 TO ME. 931 00:33:35,834 --> 00:33:37,667 - THANK YOU. - AW! 932 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,500 - THANK YOU, BABY. THANK YOU, GUYS. 933 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,734 WE GOT THROUGH THAT. OKAY. 934 00:33:41,734 --> 00:33:44,133 WE--THE SURPRISES ARE OVER. WE'RE DONE. 935 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:46,934 OKAY. - SO SEE WHAT'S THERE. 936 00:33:46,934 --> 00:33:48,066 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S NOT OVER. 937 00:33:48,066 --> 00:33:49,066 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 938 00:33:49,066 --> 00:33:51,900 - SO YOU SEE, THERE'S A PIN. 939 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,900 - OKAY. 940 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,967 THANK YOU. 941 00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:58,934 - SO THAT'S FROM MY PARENTS. - THANK YOU. 942 00:33:58,934 --> 00:34:02,200 - OKAY? SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK IN THE POCKET. 943 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,000 - BUT I'M NOT COMFORTABLE. 944 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,266 - UH-OH. - WAIT. 945 00:34:08,266 --> 00:34:10,433 - OH, WHAT IS IT? EARRINGS? 946 00:34:10,433 --> 00:34:13,166 - DIAMOND EARRINGS, MY DEAR. - OH, BABY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 947 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,200 [laughter] 948 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,767 THANK YOU. - OH, MY GOD. 949 00:34:16,767 --> 00:34:18,300 - NO, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T GET IT. I DON'T-- 950 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:22,300 AS MUCH AS I LIKE ATTENTION AND WE ALL KNOW THAT I DO, 951 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,066 I GET ATTENTION, 952 00:34:24,066 --> 00:34:27,033 I DON'T LOVE ATTENTION, LIKE, LIKE EVERYONE STANDING-- 953 00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,333 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I GET EMBA-- 954 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,033 I GET A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSED SOMETIMES. I DO. 955 00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,600 LIKE, WHEN IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, 956 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,967 WHEN I DIDN'T-- TO JUST HAPPEN. 957 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:34,400 SO I'M SORRY I'M BEING WEIRD. 958 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,433 AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 959 00:34:37,433 --> 00:34:39,934 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. AND THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 960 00:34:39,934 --> 00:34:41,500 AND THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR COMING, AND IT'S A-- 961 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,934 - OKAY, SO STOP TALKING AND I'M GONNA MAKE A TOAST, OKAY? 962 00:34:43,934 --> 00:34:44,934 - OKAY. 963 00:34:44,934 --> 00:34:46,934 - IT WAS A TRAIN WRECK. 964 00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:51,266 I FELT LIKE I WAS ON AN ISLAND ALL BY MYSELF. 965 00:34:51,266 --> 00:34:52,567 I WAS STUNNED. 966 00:34:52,567 --> 00:34:54,367 I WAS, LIKE--PRESENTED HER WHAT I THOUGHT 967 00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:56,367 WAS A PRETTY NICE GIFT. 968 00:34:56,367 --> 00:34:58,500 AND MAYBE AGAIN, I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT, 969 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:01,400 JUST THE TWO OF US, OFF TO THE SIDE. 970 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,900 BUT I DIDN'T. 971 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,367 - THANK YOU SO MUCH, HONEY. - I KNOW. I LOVE YOU. 972 00:35:04,367 --> 00:35:06,033 - I'M SORRY. OKAY, OKAY. - SO LISTEN. 973 00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:09,400 I KNOW BIRTHDAYS AREN'T YOUR THING, OKAY? 974 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,333 BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT 975 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,500 AND HAVE THE BEST TIME YOU COULD POSSIBLY HAVE, OKAY? 976 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,967 AND I SO LOOK FORWARD TO CELEBRATING 977 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:18,633 40 MORE BIRTHDAYS WITH YOU. 978 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:20,867 I LOVE YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 979 00:35:20,867 --> 00:35:22,367 - AW. 980 00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:25,467 - THANK YOU. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 981 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:27,333 - I'M SORRY I'M NOT BEING MORE--I'M SORRY, BABY. 982 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,166 - THAT'S OKAY. I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 983 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:30,533 - IS THAT SHORT AND SWEET ENOUGH? 984 00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:32,567 - YEAH. THANK YOU, GUYS. - THANKS, EVERYBODY. 985 00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,533 THANK YOU. - PUT THE EARRINGS ON. 986 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:35,934 - I AM GOING TO. - THAT'S THE TOAST. 987 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,333 CHEERS. CHEERS. 988 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:39,734 - I FELT UNCOMFORTABLE AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 989 00:35:39,734 --> 00:35:41,066 AND I FELT LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF IT 990 00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:42,834 AND I WANTED TO STOP THE RIDE. 991 00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:44,867 I JUST WANTED TO GET OFF THE RIDE. 992 00:35:44,867 --> 00:35:48,133 - SHE SO HATES BIRTHDAYS. [laughs] 993 00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:50,066 SHE REALLY HATES BIRTHDAYS. 994 00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:51,734 - AW! - WOW. 995 00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:54,667 - THEY GOT THE EARRINGS. - CAN I HAVE A DRINK, PLEASE? 996 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:57,300 - WE LOVE YOU, MAN. - THAT WAS ANTICLIMACTIC. 997 00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:58,800 - DID I JUST MAKE HIM FEEL-- 998 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,467 DID I JUST MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF AND MAKE HIM FEEL BAD? 999 00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:02,734 - NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 1000 00:36:02,734 --> 00:36:04,166 NO, NO, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 1001 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:05,567 BETHENNY, I WOULD HAVE CRIED TOO, 1002 00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,667 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO THERAPY FOR THIS, OKAY? 1003 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:10,834 I-- 1004 00:36:10,834 --> 00:36:14,100 NO, HE WAS SHOWING YOU RAW LOVE. 1005 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:18,300 HE WAS SHOWING YOU RAW LOVE, AND WE'RE NOT USED TO THAT 1006 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,200 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T GROW UP WITH THAT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 1007 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,033 HE WAS SHOWING YOU HIS HEART AND HIS SOUL AND-- 1008 00:36:23,033 --> 00:36:25,400 - JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE. - THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 1009 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,667 [overlapping chatter] 1010 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:28,000 - COME HERE, BABY. 1011 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,066 [overlapping chatter] 1012 00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,467 - THANK YOU. - EXCUSE ME. 1013 00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:35,433 YOU JUST WANT TO COME IN THE BATHROOM? 1014 00:36:35,433 --> 00:36:37,433 [crying] I'M SO SORRY. 1015 00:36:37,433 --> 00:36:39,934 I'M SORRY I'M BEING RUDE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1016 00:36:39,934 --> 00:36:42,667 I'M JUST, I'M, LIKE, I'M SO OVERWHELMED... 1017 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:45,300 AND I DON'T LIKE MY BIRTHDAY. 1018 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,834 I'M SORRY. I KNOW YOU LOVE BIRTHDAYS. 1019 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:50,300 I DON'T LOVE BIRTHDAYS. YOU CAN'T--I'M SORRY. 1020 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,734 - I WASN'T TRYING TO PUSH ANYTHING ON YOU. 1021 00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:53,600 - NO, I KNOW YOU WEREN'T. I'M SORRY. 1022 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,667 I KNOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY. 1023 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,000 YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU. I'M SORRY. 1024 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,400 - BUT I'M NOT MAKING IT ABOUT ME. 1025 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,433 - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SO DIFFICULT. 1026 00:37:01,433 --> 00:37:03,567 I'M SORRY I'M JUST SO DIFFICULT. 1027 00:37:03,567 --> 00:37:06,100 DO YOU MIND NOT THIS, JUST-- - OKAY. 1028 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,533 - I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME. 1029 00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:09,166 YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 1030 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:11,300 - WELL, THAT REACTION WAS LIKE-- 1031 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:12,633 - THIS IS WHAT IT IS. 1032 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:13,800 EVERYONE'S STARING AT ME, 1033 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,166 WAITING TO SEE HOW I'M GONNA REACT, 1034 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:17,266 AND I'M JUST FEELING VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT, 1035 00:37:17,266 --> 00:37:19,133 AND I DON'T LIKE MY BIRTHDAY. 1036 00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:21,467 AND EVERYBODY IS MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. 1037 00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:23,100 - OKAY, WE WON'T CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY ANYMORE. 1038 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,700 I'M SORRY. - [crying] 1039 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,400 AND I JUST MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF 1040 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,066 IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WHO CAME HERE FOR ME 1041 00:37:30,066 --> 00:37:32,467 BECAUSE I MADE MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD 1042 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:36,800 WHO DID EVERYTHING FOR ME, AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 1043 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,967 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 1044 00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:40,700 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. 1045 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:42,700 - WHEN SHE PULLED ME INTO THAT BATHROOM 1046 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:46,900 AND KIND OF JUST BROKE DOWN AND LAID IT ALL OUT FOR ME, 1047 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:49,900 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THIS IS DEEPER 1048 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,200 THAN I ACTUALLY THOUGHT 1049 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,734 AND I REALLY FELT FOR HER THERE. 1050 00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,066 AND THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO. 1051 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:58,433 THIS WAS IN HER HEAD, AND SHE HAS TO WORK THROUGH IT. 1052 00:37:58,433 --> 00:38:00,166 I'LL BE THERE TO LOVE AND SUPPORT HER, 1053 00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:03,133 BUT SHE NEEDS TO WORK THROUGH IT. 1054 00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:05,433 - I JUST RIPPED MY WHOLE PANTS OPEN. 1055 00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:09,033 DID I JUST RIP MY WHOLE PANTS--? - NO. 1056 00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:11,633 - OKAY, OKAY. 1057 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:13,867 LET'S GO HAVE FUN AT OUR PARTY. 1058 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:17,834 [overlapping chatter] 1059 00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:19,600 I JUST RIPPED MY PANTS ON THE WALL. 1060 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,300 - OH, YOU WERE LIKE-- 1061 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,166 WERE YOU GUYS, LIKE, KISSING IN THE BACK? 1062 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,800 - NO, I SAT ON A BRICK WALL. 1063 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,000 WHAT? - ARE YOU OKAY? 1064 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,333 - I'M NOT OKAY, NO. I'M NOT OKAY. 1065 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:32,700 - YOU CAN'T TALK, REALLY-- 1066 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:34,467 - I CAN TALK AS MUCH AS I-- YEAH. 1067 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:36,433 - WHY? - TERI, DO YOU WANT ANYTHING? 1068 00:38:36,433 --> 00:38:37,934 - BECAUSE I'VE HURT MY HUSBAND'S FEELINGS, 1069 00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:38,934 HIS FATHER'S FEELINGS. 1070 00:38:38,934 --> 00:38:40,400 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHY? 1071 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,133 - BECAUSE JUST THE WAY THAT I RECEIVED THE GIFT. 1072 00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:44,667 THAT JASON TRIED TO DO SOMETHING NICE, 1073 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:47,467 AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN FRONT OF 45 PEOPLE 1074 00:38:47,467 --> 00:38:50,600 AND I GOT UNCOMFORTABLE AND I DON'T LIKE MY BIRTHDAY 1075 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,800 AND I MADE A FOOL OUT OF HIM. 1076 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,867 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. - AND HIS FATHER AND-- 1077 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:55,900 - NOBODY FEELS THAT YOU DID. - NO. 1078 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,333 - DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A TOAST TO YOUR BIRTHDAY? 1079 00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:01,900 - SURE. 1080 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:04,567 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1081 00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:09,300 - YOU OKAY? - I'M OKAY. 1082 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,600 - WE HAVE ONE LAST THING FOR YOU. 1083 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,600 - AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU GOT NEXT? 1084 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,500 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. 1085 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:20,400 - WE HAVE ONE LAST THING FOR YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 1086 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,633 - I WANT RAMONA TO BREAKDANCE. - COME ON. 1087 00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:24,800 - NO, I TURTLE TIME. - OKAY. 1088 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,867 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1089 00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,367 LET'S HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE 1090 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,800 FOR A FABULOUS WEDDING CAKE JUST FOR BETHENNY. 1091 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,100 HERE WE GO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1092 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,166 - A WEDDING CAKE? - A BIRTHDAY CAKE. 1093 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,100 - EXCUSE ME. A BIRTHDAY CAKE. 1094 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,967 - WRONG EVENT. - WE DID THAT ALREADY. 1095 00:39:34,967 --> 00:39:37,567 - IT'S HER BIRTHDAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1096 00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:39,400 A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 1097 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,000 HERE WE GO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1098 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,433 - OH, MY GOD. - WOW. 1099 00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:45,967 - I HAVE NO WORDS. 1100 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:48,066 THE HITS KEEP COMING AND COMING. 1101 00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:49,700 THIS WASN'T A CAKE WITH JUST SOME CANDLES. 1102 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,700 IT WAS LIKE, "AAH! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" 1103 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,467 NO [bleep]. WE KNOW. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 1104 00:39:55,467 --> 00:39:57,333 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1105 00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:58,700 [applause] 1106 00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,900 WOW, THAT'S ALL YOU. 1107 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,600 WHAT MORE COULD GO WRONG? 1108 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,133 THEY WHEELED OUT THIS CAKE THAT, IT WAS LIKE 1109 00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:09,100 THEY BROUGHT OUT AN ATOMIC BOMB. 1110 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:11,900 - I CAN'T BLOW THOSE OUT. YOU WANT TO HELP? 1111 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,934 - YOU GOT IT. - OH, MY GOD. 1112 00:40:13,934 --> 00:40:16,066 - THAT SCARES ME. - COME ON, GET IN THERE. 1113 00:40:16,066 --> 00:40:18,900 - I HAVE A LOT OF HAIRSPRAY IN. 1114 00:40:22,266 --> 00:40:25,300 - ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. 1115 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,567 - I WAS LIKE, "MY HAIR IS GONNA GO UP." 1116 00:40:26,567 --> 00:40:27,967 - I WAS GONNA SAY, HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK. 1117 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,100 - LOOK, I ALREADY RIPPED MY ASS. 1118 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,900 - [laughs] - NO, LOOK. I DID. 1119 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,867 JAS AND I-- - YOU'RE LIKE JASON. 1120 00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:36,000 - [laughs] - DID I FART? 1121 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 NOT ON--ON MY CHEEK. - I'M JUST KIDDING. 1122 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,900 - THAT WOULD BE VERY POWERFUL. 1123 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,767 IS THAT WHAT YOU DID TODAY? - YEAH. 1124 00:40:41,767 --> 00:40:43,767 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PAINTING THAT. 1125 00:40:43,767 --> 00:40:45,300 - OH, BETHENNY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1126 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,867 - WE LOVE YOU. YOU'RE OUR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 1127 00:40:46,867 --> 00:40:48,567 - I LOVE YOU TOO. THANK YOU. 1128 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,900 [playful music] 1129 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:59,133 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1130 00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:01,734 - DO YOU WANT TO EAT SOME BREAKFAST IN BED? 1131 00:41:01,734 --> 00:41:02,967 - SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMMY." 1132 00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:05,567 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMMY. - [laughs] 1133 00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:08,066 - YEAH, MOMMY HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 1134 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:10,800 IN FRONT OF 45 PEOPLE LAST NIGHT. 1135 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,233 - YEAH. - YAY! 1136 00:41:13,233 --> 00:41:15,500 THEN I WANTED TO HAVE THE BIRTHDAY 1137 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,033 THAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE, 1138 00:41:17,033 --> 00:41:19,567 WHICH WAS JUST AN INTIMATE BIRTHDAY WITH MY FAMILY. 1139 00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:21,367 - BUT I HAVE TO SAY, IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN, 1140 00:41:21,367 --> 00:41:24,033 I WOULD REDO YOUR WHOLE PRESENT THING 1141 00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:26,734 IN A MORE PRIVATE MOMENT. 1142 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,100 'CAUSE IN MY HEAD, IT WAS LIKE, 1143 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,734 OH, YOU KNOW, WE SAW THIS THING TOGETHER AND-- 1144 00:41:30,734 --> 00:41:32,033 - IT LOOKS GOOD. I LOVE IT. 1145 00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:34,367 - BUT WHEN WE ACTUALLY, LIKE, EXECUTED IT, 1146 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,400 IT WAS LIKE, THIS ISN'T GOING THE WAY I THOUGHT IT WOULD GO. 1147 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,967 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. THAT'S LIFE, YOU KNOW? 1148 00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:40,433 AND FOR ME, THE PARTY WASN'T 1149 00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:42,000 HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD GO EITHER. 1150 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,467 - I WISH I WOULD HAVE MADE A NICE LITTLE TOAST, 1151 00:41:44,467 --> 00:41:46,633 WE HAD YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE-- - YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. 1152 00:41:46,633 --> 00:41:47,834 - AND THEN PULL YOU TO THE SIDE 1153 00:41:47,834 --> 00:41:49,100 AND THEN GIVE YOU THE EARRINGS 1154 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,333 IS WHAT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE. 1155 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:51,600 - I LOVE THEM. 1156 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,867 - HINDSIGHT IS 20/20, SO-- 1157 00:41:52,867 --> 00:41:54,033 - LET ME GO GET THEM AND PUT THEM ON. 1158 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:54,867 I DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP IN THEM. 1159 00:41:54,867 --> 00:41:56,033 - OKAY. 1160 00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:57,800 I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT BETHENNY THAT NIGHT 1161 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,467 AND, UH, IT'S ONLY GONNA BE BETTER FOR US 1162 00:42:01,467 --> 00:42:04,900 IN ME UNDERSTANDING KIND OF THE THINGS SHE'S GONE THROUGH. 1163 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,000 AND IT'LL JUST BE BETTER FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1164 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,567 - I MEAN, I HAVE TO NOT IGNORE THE FACT 1165 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,200 THAT IT MUST BE ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1166 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,600 IT MUST BE THAT IT IS MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY ALSO. 1167 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,367 IT MUST BE THAT I NEVER GOT A CALL FROM MY PARENTS 1168 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:16,600 MY WHOLE LIFE. 1169 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,767 IT'S JUST ALWAYS BEEN A DISAPPOINTING DAY. 1170 00:42:17,767 --> 00:42:19,433 THE PROBLEM IS, YOU WANT ATTENTION, 1171 00:42:19,433 --> 00:42:20,967 AND YOU WANT SOMETHING TO BE MADE OF IT. 1172 00:42:20,967 --> 00:42:22,300 BECAUSE BELIEVE ME, IF YOU WERE LIKE, 1173 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:23,600 "OH, WE'LL JUST LET THE DAY ROLL BY," 1174 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,633 I WOULDN'T BE HAPPY WITH THAT EITHER. 1175 00:42:24,633 --> 00:42:25,700 - NO, I KNOW. - YOU KNOW? 1176 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:26,867 IT'S VERY COMPLICATED. 1177 00:42:26,867 --> 00:42:28,800 - BUT A 40TH BIRTHDAY, I JUST FELT 1178 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,900 IT JUST COMES AROUND ONCE. 1179 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:32,934 - I KNOW, AND THEN I GET DEPRESSED THAT I RUINED IT. 1180 00:42:32,934 --> 00:42:36,033 - WELL, BUT I THINK OUR FRIENDS HAD A GOOD TIME, 1181 00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:37,467 SO I DON'T THINK IT WAS RUINED. 1182 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:38,667 [Bryn sneezes] 1183 00:42:38,667 --> 00:42:40,100 TODAY'S YOUR ACTUAL BIRTHDAY. BLESS YOU. 1184 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,066 - I KNOW. I WOULD HAVE RATHER IT BEEN LIKE ME AND YOU. 1185 00:42:42,066 --> 00:42:44,400 - AND I HAVE SOME STUFF PLANNED FOR US. 1186 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,700 - WHAT ARE WE DOING? - THE THREE OF US. 1187 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,367 - CAN WE TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? 1188 00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:48,700 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? 1189 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,967 - THE THREE OF US TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? 1190 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,467 - EVERYONE CAN TAKE A BATH TOGETHER. 1191 00:42:51,467 --> 00:42:53,300 WE COULD HAVE A POOL PARTY. - WANNA HAVE A POOL PARTY? 1192 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,133 - DO YOU WANT TO GO? I'LL PUT YOUR BATHING SUIT ON. 1193 00:42:55,133 --> 00:42:57,567 THAT'S MY IDEA OF A PARTY. 1194 00:42:57,567 --> 00:42:59,934 GET IN, EVERYBODY. - READY? 1195 00:42:59,934 --> 00:43:02,166 [Caribbean music] 1196 00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:04,033 - OKAY. 1197 00:43:04,033 --> 00:43:06,033 LET ME SIT DOWN. 1198 00:43:06,033 --> 00:43:08,834 WHOA! 1199 00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:11,166 - IS EVERYBODY HAVING FUN AT THE BEACH? 1200 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,233 - OKAY. - CHEERS. 1201 00:43:13,233 --> 00:43:15,333 - CHEERS. SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMMY." 1202 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,100 - CHEERS. LOVE YOU. 1203 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:20,567 THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY. 1204 00:43:20,567 --> 00:43:21,734 - COOKIE, OVER HERE. 1205 00:43:21,734 --> 00:43:23,200 - HE'S LIKE STEVIE WONDER. 1206 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,734 - HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE THAT. 1207 00:43:27,734 --> 00:43:29,934 - NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1208 00:43:29,934 --> 00:43:31,734 WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CALL IT A DEATH SPIRAL? 1209 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,600 THAT'S JUST MEAN. 1210 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,166 OKAY. ALMOST THERE. 1211 00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:36,367 DON'T EVEN TALK. I CAN DO IT. 1212 00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:38,333 - YOU'RE MAKING THIS INTO AN ORDEAL. 1213 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:41,133 - BETHENNY'S MOM WON'T QUIT BADMOUTHING HER. 1214 00:43:41,133 --> 00:43:42,266 - NO KIDDING. 1215 00:43:42,266 --> 00:43:43,934 - DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD? 1216 00:43:43,934 --> 00:43:45,333 - I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE. 1217 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,467 - MARGARITAS. 1218 00:43:48,467 --> 00:43:50,700 - OUR PROBLEM HAS BEEN GLASS, SO HOW IS THAT RECTIFIED? 1219 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:54,734 - WITHIN A MONTH, YOU'RE GONNA SEE A HUGE IMPROVEMENT. 1220 00:43:54,734 --> 00:43:56,700 - I'D LIKE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB. 1221 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:59,266 - OH, GOOD GOD. 1222 00:43:59,266 --> 00:44:00,600 - ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB? 1223 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,100 - OH, MY GOD. WHY ASK ME THIS QUESTION? 1224 00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:04,400 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1225 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,900 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 1226 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:08,900 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com