1 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:04,700 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,467 AND THE SUMMER IS WHEN YOU NEED MARGARITAS. 3 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:08,500 - EXACTLY. 4 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,166 - I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO THE BOTTLING COMPANY 5 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:12,233 AND SEE HOW THEY DO THAT. - WE HAVE TO. 6 00:00:12,233 --> 00:00:14,066 I'M GONNA SMASH A BOTTLE OVER SOMEBODY'S HEAD 7 00:00:14,066 --> 00:00:15,734 IF WE DON'T START PRODUCING MORE QUICKLY. 8 00:00:15,734 --> 00:00:17,467 - WHAT'S WRONG? - I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. 9 00:00:17,467 --> 00:00:19,000 IT'S FINE. IT'S ALL THIS ATTENTION. 10 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,266 - IT'S ALL THIS WHAT? 11 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:22,600 - AH--NOTHING! NOTHING! - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 12 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,200 I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE. - LEAVE ME ALONE. 13 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,800 - TO YOUR FABULOUS BIRTHDAY, 14 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,233 FOR LOOKING FABULOUS FOREVER. 15 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:29,900 WE'RE AGELESS, BABY. 16 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,066 - I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, SO COME OVER THIS WAY. 17 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:34,233 - DEAR GOD, JASON, DON'T DO ANYTHING BIG AND GRANDIOSE-- 18 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:35,433 I BEG OF YOU. 19 00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:36,900 NO, I JUST MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF 20 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,100 IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WHO CAME HERE FOR ME. 21 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,166 OH, MAN, NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY. I'M SORRY-- 22 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,467 - I WASN'T TRYING TO PUSH ANYTHING ON YOU. 23 00:00:43,467 --> 00:00:44,800 - NO, I KNOW YOU WEREN'T! I'M SORRY. 24 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,467 I KNOW. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 25 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:48,600 MOMMY HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 26 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,433 IN FRONT OF 45 PEOPLE LAST NIGHT. 27 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:53,867 - YEAH. - YAY! 28 00:01:13,233 --> 00:01:15,333 - TH-THANK YOU. - I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. 29 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:16,900 I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. - THANK YOU. YEAH. 30 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,333 - I'M GONNA DO IT THE WAY YOU WANT. 31 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:21,700 - NOW...STAY IN YOUR-- IN YOUR ZONE. 32 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,367 DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF. - KEEP TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN. 33 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:27,600 - BEND AND PUSH. BEND AND PUSH. 34 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,367 - THIS IS FULL-ON HARD-CORE BASIC TRAINING. 35 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:32,200 I'M TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY, 36 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,767 AND I AM SKATING TWO TO THREE HOURS A DAY. 37 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:36,900 IT'S BEEN FOUR WEEKS, AND THIS IS NOT A JOKE. 38 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:40,200 - RETURN. TOE, TOE--YES. 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,233 YES. THAT HALF LOOP LIKE THAT IS GREAT. 40 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:43,367 - FEELS BETTER. 41 00:01:43,367 --> 00:01:45,266 I MEAN, AT 25, THIS IS ONE THING, 42 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:47,367 BUT I'M 40 YEARS OLD WITH A BRAND-NEW BABY, 43 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:50,900 A NEW MARRIAGE, A HUGE BUSINESS, 44 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:53,433 AND NOW I'M JUST DIPPING INTO ICE SKATING 45 00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:55,900 AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING EVERY DAY THERE IS A DAY. 46 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,600 - WANNA DO DEATH SPIRAL NOW OR LATER? 47 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,066 - WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CALL IT A DEATH SPIRAL? 48 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:00,367 THAT'S JUST MEAN. 49 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:02,033 - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE GOING DOWN TO YOUR... 50 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:03,400 - DEATH. GREAT. - DEATH LYING DOWN. 51 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,667 [imitating religious music] 52 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,900 - YOU HAVE TO AGREE THAT YOU WILL DO A DEATH SPIRAL 53 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:10,767 BEFORE THE END OF THE COMPETITION. 54 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:12,467 SO I START LOOKING IT UP ON THE INTERNET, 55 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:15,100 AND IT LOOKS KIND OF INTENSE, LIKE IT'S KIND OF CRAZY. 56 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,367 IT'S A DEATH SPIRAL-- 57 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:17,500 THERE'S A REASON THEY CALLED IT THAT. 58 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:18,734 THEY DON'T CALL IT A LIFE SPIRAL. 59 00:02:18,734 --> 00:02:21,233 IT'S A DEATH SPIRAL. DEATH. 60 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:22,333 ONE MORE SEC. OKAY. 61 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:24,600 DON'T EVEN TALK. I CAN DO IT. 62 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,600 I CAN DO IT. - BEND MORE. 63 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,900 BEND, BEND, BEND, BEND. 64 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,400 DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. 65 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,934 - OKAY. 66 00:02:31,967 --> 00:02:33,667 ONE MORE SEC. OKAY. 67 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:35,433 ETHAN'S A GREAT ICE HUSBAND, 68 00:02:35,433 --> 00:02:37,333 BECAUSE HE HONESTLY BALANCES ME OUT. 69 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:39,233 HE REALLY HAS NO TOLERANCE FOR MY NONSENSE. 70 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:42,834 - I-I REALLY WANT YOU TO JUST CALM THE [bleep] DOWN. 71 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:44,533 - OKAY. 72 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:46,967 HE'S JUST A MELLOW GUY FROM CALIFORNIA. 73 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,467 HE'S LIKE... [inhales] 74 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:50,633 "DUDE, IT'S TOTALLY FINE. JUST RELAX." 75 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:52,133 AND I'M LIKE-- 76 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:54,266 - YOU'RE MAKING THIS INTO AN ORDEAL. 77 00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:55,667 - OKAY. - YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH. 78 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:57,700 YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH. YOU'RE COORDINATED ENOUGH. 79 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,400 - JUST DO IT. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA FALL. 80 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,500 - LET'S JUST DO IT. 81 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,400 - ONCE YOU DO ONE, YOU'LL GET IT. 82 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:09,834 THAT'S PERFECT. NOW UP. 83 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:13,934 THAT LAST LIFT, YOU COME UP, YOU'RE DIZZY-- 84 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:15,467 - COMING OUT OF THE SPIN, I'M STILL DIZZY, DUDE. 85 00:03:15,467 --> 00:03:17,166 - WELL... - TOUGH TITTY. 86 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:19,066 - YEAH. SMILE AND FAKE IT. 87 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,800 - I DO. I DID. - HOLY CRAP! 88 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,266 I'M DIZZY. I LOVE IT! 89 00:03:22,266 --> 00:03:25,033 FOR WEEK ONE, IF WE HAVE A LITTLE HICCUP, 90 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:27,200 WE'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE TO DO THE SPIN AGAIN, PROBABLY. 91 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,400 SO WEEK TWO, WE COME OUT, WE MAKE IT HOT, 92 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,700 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH!" 93 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:30,900 - NO, WE WORRY ABOUT WEEK ONE RIGHT NOW, 94 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,100 BUT I HEAR YOU. 95 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,800 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. - YES. OKAY. 96 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 ARE WE DOING IT LIKE WE'RE DOING IT? 97 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,233 - YEAH. - WE'RE COMING OUT. 98 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:37,266 WE'RE BEING ANNOUNCED? - I WANTED TO DO IT YESTERDAY. 99 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:38,433 - OKAY. - BUT THIS'LL BE GOOD. 100 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:40,467 SO WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO GLIDE VERY FAR. 101 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:41,934 - OKAY. OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO EXCITING. 102 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:43,800 SO THERE ARE SCREAMING PEOPLE... 103 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,900 - LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT. ARM DOWN. 104 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,600 LOOK AT ME. ARM UP. 105 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,300 AND VERY SOFTLY DOWN. 106 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,900 OKAY. YOU READY? - YEAH. 107 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,433 - OKAY, GOOD. - OKAY. 108 00:04:18,734 --> 00:04:20,467 YAY! 109 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:23,467 - GOOD! - YAY! 110 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:25,133 SO AL GAVE US A 10. 111 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:27,100 REALLY? REALLY? 112 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,767 AL OWNS THE RINK, AND WE LOVE IT. 113 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:31,233 THE WHOLE ENTIRE RINK-- 114 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:33,233 IT'S LIKE THAT WHOLE ENTIRE TOWN IS PULLING FOR US. 115 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:34,934 IT'S THE BIGGEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED THERE 116 00:04:34,934 --> 00:04:37,200 SINCE COTTON CANDY... I MEAN, AND BIG HAIR SPRAY. 117 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,767 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT. VERY CALM, VERY POWERFUL, 118 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:42,033 VERY GOOD. - LET'S GO GET DRUNK. 119 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:43,567 - YEAH! - OKAY. 120 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:44,834 - IS THERE A BAR CLOSE TO HERE? 121 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,066 - I'M SURE. WE'RE IN UNION, NEW JERSEY. 122 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:47,500 THERE'S PROBABLY ONLY BARS. 123 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,000 - EXCITED TO GO GET YOUR BIG BOY JEANS? 124 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,500 YOUR BACK-TO-SCHOOL JEANS? 125 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,000 - YEAH, I AM EXCITED. 126 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,600 - THE MOMENT HAS COME UPON US 127 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,834 FOR YOU TO RETIRE YOUR BILLY JOE JIM BOB 128 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:10,533 AT THE RED RACCOON LODGE JEANS. 129 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:13,600 - I NEED JEANS, APPARENTLY. 130 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,700 MARRIAGE IS TOTALLY A COMPROMISE, 131 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:20,533 AND IF I ONLY HAVE TO COMPROMISE ABOUT GOING JEAN SHOPPING, 132 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:21,700 THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. 133 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,233 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHAT HE HAS? 134 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:25,100 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE JEANS? - THOSE AREN'T GOOD. 135 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,967 - WHY? - TELL ME. WHY? 136 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:30,200 - THEY'RE NOT FLATTERING, BUT IF THAT'S YOUR STYLE, THEN... 137 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,467 - I LIKE THIS. - I LIKE THESE. 138 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:37,533 - LET'S TRY THESE, 'CAUSE HE LIKES THE PRICE OF THOSE. 139 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:39,433 - THESE ARE ALL RIGHT. - HE'S VERY...CHEAP. 140 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:40,800 THESE LOOK ACID-WASH-ISH. 141 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,300 NO OFFENSE TO YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE. 142 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,800 - NOPE. NONE TAKEN. 143 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,700 - UM...IT'S TOO--LIKE WE HAVE TO START AT THE VERY BASICS. 144 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,233 - OKAY. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 145 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:50,233 IT'S LIKE BACK TO SCHOOL, ONE PAIR OF JEANS... 146 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,300 - VERY REPUBLICAN. - THERE WAS ACTUALLY A POINT 147 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,667 WHERE I STARTED TO REALIZE 148 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,867 THAT...WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN WEARING 149 00:05:55,867 --> 00:05:56,900 FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS? 150 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,633 I LOOKED IN THAT MIRROR, 151 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,233 AND I SEE THESE JEANS THAT I HAVE ON. 152 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:04,233 I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE A... BURLAP SACK. 153 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,800 - SO LET'S GO. LET'S TRY 'EM ON. 154 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,967 - BY THE WAY, THIS IS VERY RARE 155 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,467 THAT WE GO SHOPPING FOR ME. 156 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:10,333 - YEAH, BECAUSE YOU NEVER WANNA SPEND ANY MONEY ON ANYTHING. 157 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:12,800 - WELL, THAT'S TRUE. - THIS IS A BIG PURCHASE. 158 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:17,333 - $245. SHE'S CRAZY. 159 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,834 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 160 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:20,333 - [laughs] - YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND? 161 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:23,100 - NO. I SAID $245. YOU'RE CRAZY. 162 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,233 - IT'S-- 163 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:27,233 YOU DO WEAR JEANS EVERY DAY. 164 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:28,734 AND YOU BOUGHT THOSE YEARS AGO. 165 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:29,967 PUT 'EM ON. 166 00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:33,166 - BY THE WAY, I NEVER WANT BETHENNY TO WIN, 167 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,367 SO I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE 168 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:37,166 THAT I NEED NEW JEANS. 169 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,200 - HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE? 170 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,734 - YOU KNOW MANY TIMES I SAT IN A WAITING ROOM 171 00:06:44,734 --> 00:06:47,700 OR IN A STORE WAITING FOR HER TO TRY ON STUFF? 172 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,767 - HE'S VERY LIKE A GIRL. 173 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:51,400 - AND THEN I HEAR LITTLE SNIPPETS 174 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,600 OF HOW THEY'RE CRITIQUING OR JUDGING. 175 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,000 - IS HE ALWAYS THAT PICKY WITH JEANS? 176 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,834 - HE'S NEUROTIC. HE'S VERY VIRGO. 177 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,066 HE'S KIND OF-- - IT'S JEANS. 178 00:06:59,066 --> 00:07:01,934 - HE CAN'T SPEND A DOLLAR, SO HE'S LIKE VERY-- 179 00:07:01,934 --> 00:07:04,400 WHAT? LET'S HEAR. - I CAN'T GET 'EM UP. 180 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,533 - TURN AROUND. 181 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:07,934 - I LIKE THEM, BUT THEY'RE JUST TIGHT. 182 00:07:07,934 --> 00:07:09,333 - JUST LET ME SEE. JUST--OH, MY GOD. 183 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,033 TALK ABOUT CAMEL TOE OR MOOSE KNUCKLE, 184 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:13,266 OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT FOR GUYS--MOOSE KNUCKLE. 185 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,767 BUT EVEN RIGHT NOW I JUST LOVE YOU, 186 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,200 BUT RIGHT NOW, LIKE HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU 187 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,834 JUST TO PUT THE PAIR ON? 188 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,233 - I'M TUCKING EVERYTHING IN. THAT'S WHAT'S TAKING ME SO LONG. 189 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:21,734 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE, A 12-INCH PENIS? 190 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:23,300 LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU TUCKING IN? - YES, I DO, 191 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:25,900 AS A MATTER OF FACT. - YOU WANNA DO A TUCK UNDER? 192 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,700 PERFECT. OH, MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU PULLING THEM UP? 193 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,500 - I CAN'T-- I'M TRYING TO GET THEM UP. 194 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,967 - WE'RE GONNA WORK IT OUT. YOU'LL HAVE TO GET 195 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:32,200 A BIGGER SIZE AND GET THE WAIST ALTERED. 196 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,266 - THAT'S GONNA COST ME MORE MONEY. 197 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:36,100 - WHY ARE YOU SO CHEAP? YOU'RE LIKE YOUR FATHER. 198 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,200 - I'M LIKE MY DAD. I USED TO GO SHOE SHOPPING. 199 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,500 RIGHT, I USED TO GO AND TRY THE SHOES ON. 200 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,967 THINK ABOUT IT. LEAVE. 201 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:45,767 THINK ABOUT IT FOR A FEW DAYS. COME BACK, TRY THEM ON AGAIN. 202 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:47,834 - OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 203 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,533 - TALK ABOUT INDECISIVE. - I KNOW. 204 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:51,066 THAT WAS SO FUNNY. 205 00:07:51,066 --> 00:07:53,433 - YOU'RE SO MEAN. - [laughing] 206 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:54,867 - WAIT. YOU'RE SO MEAN. GET OFF ME. 207 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:56,433 NOPE. GET OFF OF ME. 208 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:58,300 GET OFF OF ME. 209 00:07:58,300 --> 00:07:59,734 NO. - I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY. 210 00:07:59,734 --> 00:08:01,633 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. NO, DON'T BE MAD. 211 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,133 - GET OFF OF ME. - NO. DON'T BE MAD. 212 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:05,100 - GET OFF OF ME. - I LIKE THE WAY THESE FEEL. 213 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,367 - NOPE. GAVIN, PRY HER OFF OF ME. 214 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,300 - THAT'S NOT MY JOB. 215 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,834 I GOT TO TAKE THE SENSOR OFF. 216 00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:12,300 - OH, NO, THESE AREN'T THE ONES THAT-- 217 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,533 - WHICH ONES DO YOU WANT? - I'M NOT BUYING THESE, RIGHT? 218 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:17,066 - I MEAN, REALLY. 219 00:08:17,066 --> 00:08:20,066 - HE'S CONFUSED TOO, SO-- - THE JAY BRAND AND THE A.G. 220 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:21,633 - OH, YOU THINK HE'S BUYING TWO JEANS? 221 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:23,066 - HE'S ONLY BUYING ONE? - ABSOLUTELY. 222 00:08:23,066 --> 00:08:24,100 - AFTER ALL THAT? 223 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,734 - THEY GET TO SEE YOU YOUR NEW JEANS. 224 00:08:25,734 --> 00:08:27,066 - OH, YEAH. 225 00:08:27,066 --> 00:08:28,834 - THE PAPARAZZI WILL SEE YOU IN YOUR NEW JEANS, 226 00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:30,166 NOT THE '80s JEANS, RIGHT? 227 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:31,700 - YOU DID A GOOD JOB TODAY. - THANK YOU. 228 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,166 - AW, THAT WAS SO SWEET! 229 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,500 THANK YOU, GAVIN. - THANK YOU, GUYS. 230 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:45,633 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I WANNA DO A BIG, UH, 231 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:48,166 DO A DINNER FOR THANKSGIVING. 232 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:50,700 I'M GONNA COOK, MAKE MY FAMOUS STUFFING, 233 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,266 THE WHOLE THING. WHO DO YOU WANNA HAVE HERE? 234 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,934 - HOW MANY, EIGHT PEOPLE YOU THINK, SIX PEOPLE? 235 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,133 - I THINK I HAD, LIKE, A MOMENTARY ANEURYSM 236 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:59,100 OR SOME SORT OF BRAIN BLIP, AND I WANTED TO HAVE PEOPLE OVER 237 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,367 FOR OUR FAMILY'S FIRST THANKSGIVING TOGETHER. 238 00:09:01,367 --> 00:09:03,567 AND MY TABLE IS A SHARD OF GLASS, 239 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,533 AND I DO HAVE AN INFANT, 240 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:07,467 SO OUT WITH THE OLD TABLE, IN WITH THE NEW TABLE. 241 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:10,200 - I DON'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO FIT EIGHT PEOPLE. 242 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,433 - WE CAN PUT A LEAF ON TOP OF THE TABLE AND PROBABLY HAVE-- 243 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:13,500 - OR WE COULD GET A FOLDING TABLE 244 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,867 AND PUT IT NEXT TO IT JUST-- 245 00:09:14,867 --> 00:09:17,400 - NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT. THAT'S TACKY. 246 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,266 - [laughs] YEAH, BUT WE-- 247 00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:21,367 - FOLDING TA--WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO HAZLETON? 248 00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:23,100 - THAT'S WHAT MY PARENTS DID. 249 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,667 - I SAID IT WENT STRAIGHT TO HAZLETON. 250 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,467 CAN'T IT JUST BE A NICE... - THAT'S WHAT I KNOW. 251 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,700 - WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT? - WE WANNA DO A DINNER HERE, 252 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,200 A THANKSGIVING DINNER HERE. 253 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,033 - I'M JUST OPEN TO YOU WANTING TO HAVE PEOPLE OVER HERE. 254 00:09:32,033 --> 00:09:34,133 I MEAN, THIS IS A HUGE STEP. - ABSOLUTELY. 255 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,033 - YOU WANT PEOPLE TO COME TO THIS APARTMENT 256 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,333 THAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE? 257 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,800 - DO YOU NOTICE WE'RE LIKE-- 258 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,200 - YOU GUYS BUST MY BA-- YES, WE CAN HAVE PEOPLE OVER. 259 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,100 - WE HAVE NO WORDS. - STOP. YOU'RE SUCH A COMEDIAN. 260 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,166 THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE HERE. - JULIE AND I 261 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,233 LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE... 262 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:50,567 - SOMETHING CAME OVER ME, AND I WANT TO HAVE PEOPLE OVER. 263 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:52,200 IT'S A WHOLE NEW ME. 264 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,033 SO TELL HER YOUR IDEA FOR THE TABLE. 265 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,467 - IF WE HAVE EIGHT TO TEN PEOPLE OVER 266 00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:57,800 WHO ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FIT-- 267 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,433 - WE BORROW THE FOLDING TABLE FROM DOWN THE STREET. 268 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,100 - [laughing] 269 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,200 AND I'M WRONG. 270 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,467 - MY MOM--"JIM, GO PICK UP THE TABLE DOWN FROM--" 271 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,433 - HOLD ON. GINA, COME HERE. 272 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:10,867 SO WE'RE GETTING A NEW TABLE, RIGHT? 273 00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:13,233 AND IT'S ROUND, SO IT'S SMALLER. 274 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,333 BUT IF WE HAVE PEOPLE OVER, EIGHT TO TEN PEOPLE, 275 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,400 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FIT. 276 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,000 WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO... - ALLOW FOR MORE PEOPLE 277 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,567 TO EAT DINNER ON THANKSGIVING? - TO ACCOMMODATE MORE PEOPLE. 278 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:22,400 - THEN GET ANOTHER TABLE, JOIN IT ON. 279 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,967 - WHAT KIND OF TABLE? - A FOLDING TABLE. 280 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,633 RENT A FOLDING TABLE. 281 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:27,934 - RENT ONE! 282 00:10:27,934 --> 00:10:29,533 - COMING UP... - HERE, GIVE ME THE BA-- 283 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,333 I'LL HELP BETHENNY. - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 284 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,166 JULIE, GET OVER HERE. 285 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,700 LET JULIE DO IT. I NEED SOME PENNSYLVANIA HELP. 286 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,633 - I'M AN OLYMPIC SKATER, OKAY? 287 00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:37,900 [laughter] 288 00:10:48,567 --> 00:10:50,767 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THIS. 289 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,834 - LET ME CALL DOWNSTAIRS AND GET THEM TO COME UP. 290 00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:54,600 SOMEONE ELSE IN THE BUILDING WANTS IT, 291 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,867 SO THEY'RE GONNA GET IT-- COME GET IT IN THE HALLWAY. 292 00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,367 NO? - YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SWAP 293 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,000 IN THE HALLWAY? - SO WE'RE GONNA GO THIS WAY? 294 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,367 - IT'S KINDA HEAVY. IT'S KINDA HEAVY. 295 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,166 - HERE, I'LL HELP BETHENNY. YOU TAKE THE BABY. 296 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:05,667 - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. JULIE, GET OVER HERE. 297 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,200 LET JULIE DO IT. I NEED SOME PENNSYLVANIA HELP. 298 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,266 - I'M AN OLYMPIC SKATER, OKAY? 299 00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:11,000 [laughter] 300 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,533 - OKAY, BUT THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO. 301 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,100 WE'RE GONNA TILT IT AND THEN WE'RE GONNA WALK IT OUT. 302 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,600 THIS WAY. - I DON'T LIKE IT. 303 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,266 I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. - WE CAN'T TAKE IT OUT THIS WAY. 304 00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:18,533 - I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T LIKE IT, 305 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,800 I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T LIKE IT. 306 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,333 I'M SCARED IT'S GONNA BREAK. I REALLY AM. 307 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,033 - THIS IS WHY WE NEED ANOTHER MAN AROUND HERE. 308 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,500 - WHAT-- 309 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,667 JASON WANTS TO FEEL LIKE THE BIG MACHO GUY, 310 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:27,967 AND HE IS SURROUNDED BY GIRLS. 311 00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:31,567 BUT BY THE WAY, JULIE'S LIKE A FULL-ON SHERPA. 312 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,767 AND ME STRONG LIKE OX. 313 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,400 - I'LL LEAD YOU. 314 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,333 - MAMA CAN DO IT. LOOK AT THE MUSCLES. 315 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,967 LOOK AT THE MUSCLES IN MAMA'S-- 316 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,433 - JASON, SHUT YOUR FACE. - I'LL LEAD YOU, I'LL LEAD YOU. 317 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,066 - I LIKE HOW YOU'RE WALKING WITH YOUR BOOBIES OUT-- 318 00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:43,867 - JASON, I'M NOT LAUGHING. IT'S A FRIGGING PIECE OF GLASS. 319 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:46,433 QUIET DOWN! 320 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:49,066 - LOOK AT YOU TWO. - [bleep], NOW WE'RE SCREWED. 321 00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:51,367 - NOW LAND IT HERE FOR ONE SECOND AND MAKE A PLAN. 322 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:53,600 [doorbell rings] GET THE GUY, THE GUY'S HERE. 323 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,734 TELL THE GUY TO HELP US. - HI. 324 00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:56,500 - I REQUESTED A MAN. WE HAVE A MAN. 325 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,800 - GO AHEAD. - OKAY. 326 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,300 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 327 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:02,567 STRONG, HANDSOME MAN. 328 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:06,300 - LOOK AT HOW EASY. - HE'S A MAN, JASON. 329 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:09,867 - I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO PUSH BETHENNY'S BUTTONS. 330 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:12,500 AND IF I JUST KEEP MY FINGER ON THAT BUTTON, 331 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,667 OH, MY GOD... 332 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,934 SHE WILL JUST BLOW UP. 333 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:19,200 FISTS UP, SHE'S READY TO GO. 334 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,033 OH, MY GOD! 335 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,700 Bethenny and Julie: WHAT? 336 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,200 - WHAT? - WHAT? 337 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,400 - WE SMASHED IT. - JASON--UHH! 338 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,166 - YOU KNOW, HE REALLY CAUGHT ME THERE. 339 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,700 - GINA BELIEVED IT. 340 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,967 - HE, LIKE, WANTS ME TO ACT COOL WHEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GLASS. 341 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:35,400 LIKE, THAT'S NOT A TIME TO BE COOL. 342 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,834 LIKE, THIS ISN'T WHEN HE'S, LIKE--[goofy sounds] 343 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,667 [Gina laughing] LIKE, NO, NOT NOW. 344 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,467 - I STILL THINK WE JUST SHOVE 345 00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:45,900 A FOLDING TABLE RIGHT OVER THERE. 346 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,000 - CAN YOU JUST LET-- [Jason laughing] 347 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,533 WE NEED TO ORGANIZE. I DON'T FEEL ORGANIZED. 348 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,266 IT'S A DUMP, IT'S TOO MUCH CRAP, 349 00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:58,867 IT NEEDS TO GO, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 350 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,500 YOU NEED TO TAKE SOME OF THESE BOTTLES. 351 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,100 - YOU ORGANIZE YOUR STUFF IN THERE TOO. 352 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,467 - NO. I NEED TO BE ORGANIZED. 353 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,500 I WANT TO PUT THE COFFEEMAKER UP HERE. 354 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,633 I WANT ORGANIZATION. - OKAY, WHAT YOU WANT ME 355 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,767 TO DO HERE? - ORGANIZE EVERYTHING. 356 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,033 - THIS IS BETHENNY GETTING INTO CONTROL MODE. 357 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:14,100 WE'RE LEAVING BRYN FOR THE FIRST TIME. 358 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,700 WE'RE GOING UP TO MONTREAL TO SEE THE BOTTLING PLANT. 359 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,066 IT'S STRESSFUL. SHE GETS NEUROTIC. 360 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,667 MY HEAD'S SPINNING. 361 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,200 - EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE TOGETHER, 362 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,734 AND I NEED ORGANIZATION. - SHE DOESN'T LIKE CLUTTER. 363 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,633 - NEITHER DO I. - BUT YOU DO. 364 00:13:25,633 --> 00:13:28,066 - I HATE. - NONE OF THIS IS MY STUFF 365 00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:29,700 IN HERE. - IT IS. EVERYTHING. 366 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,767 - I THINK WE COULD PUT THIS SAUCE IN A SMALLER CONTAINER. 367 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,133 - JUST, LIKE, MAKE IT HAPPEN. 368 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:36,700 WHEN I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE BRYN, I PANIC, SIRENS GO OFF. 369 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:40,600 I FOCUS MY ANXIETY ELSEWHERE BY MICROMANAGING 370 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,033 AND OBSESSING, ORGANIZING. 371 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,066 I GOT RID OF ALL MY OLD CHEESE BALL LINGERIE. 372 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,934 - YOU DID? - YEAH, AND BY THE WAY, 373 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,934 THE THINGS I GAVE YOU, GINA, HAVEN'T BEEN EVER WORN. 374 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,300 - BUT ISN'T THAT, LIKE, A WEIRD THING TO GIVE SOMEBODY-- 375 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,633 - I DIDN'T HAVE IT ON MY WAZOO. 376 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,033 - OH, IT'S BRAND-NEW? - YEAH. 377 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,166 I DIDN'T HAVE IT ON THE GINEY. - OH. I WAS GONNA SAY-- 378 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,500 IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. 379 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,533 IS THAT WHAT WE'RE GONNA TELL BRYN 380 00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,900 THAT'S WHAT SHE HAS? - A GINEY? 381 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,400 - THAT'S WHAT WE SAY? - NO, WE CALL IT A WOO-WOO. 382 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,533 - A WOO-WOO AND NOT A GINEY? - YEAH. 383 00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:05,433 IT'S A WOO-WOO. 384 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:12,033 I WANT TO GO OVER CLOTHES NOW. I WANT TO GET RID OF THINGS. 385 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,033 - WE'RE GOING TO FINISH BREAKFAST IN THE BEDROOM. 386 00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:14,467 - OKAY, I'M COMING SOON. 387 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,333 AND I JUST CLEANED ALL MY MAKEUP BRUSHES. 388 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,200 THIS IS, LIKE, ANOTHER NEUROTIC--IT'S NEUROTIC MORNING. 389 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,433 - COME LAY DOWN WITH US. [thud] 390 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,200 - OH, MY GOD. - SAY MOMMY. 391 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,333 - THIS HOUSE IS A DUMP. 392 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,867 LOOK, I JUST CLEANED ALL MY BRUSHES. 393 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,000 I'M HAPPY. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S OVER. 394 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,934 I NEED TO DISCUSS A COUPLE THINGS. 395 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,266 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 396 00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:30,934 - NOW YOU'RE GONNA TRY ON CLOTHES? 397 00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:33,100 THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T SLEEP. - EXACTLY. 398 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,500 I DID, I SLEPT UNTIL I DIDN'T SLEEP. 399 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,367 TELL THE TRUTH. - IT'S NICE. 400 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,467 - YOU LOVE IT. OKAY. NOW WE NEED TO DO JEANS. 401 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,200 TWO SECONDS. THERE'S TOO MANY THINGS. 402 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,467 HAS TO BE OVER. - BABY, IT'S-- 403 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,633 - NOW IT HAS TO BE OVER. - COME AND RELAX WITH US. 404 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,967 - I WILL. I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF. IT'S OVER. 405 00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:51,600 - AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA SAY, "I HAVE NO CLOTHES." 406 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,633 - NO, I WON'T. BUT THEY DON'T FIT. 407 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:55,133 EVERYTHING'S TOO BIG. - SO EAT MORE. 408 00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:57,266 - I WILL. BUT THOUGHTS. I LIKE NOTHING. 409 00:14:57,266 --> 00:14:58,667 I WANT NOTHING. - [laughing] 410 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:01,467 - BAD? CAMEL TOE? 411 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,367 - NO, NOT GOOD. - WHY? EXPLAIN? 412 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,300 - THEY'RE A LITTLE TOO BAGGY IN THE HIPS. 413 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,834 - FINE. IT'S OVER. - DO YOU LIKE MOMMY'S JEANS? 414 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:10,367 - OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA HAVE LITTLE JEANS. 415 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,633 - YOU BETTER NOT BE AS CRAZY AS MOMMY. 416 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:15,333 - NO WAY! THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY 417 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,533 THAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING COULD BE AS CRAZY AS MOMMY. 418 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:18,633 - NOW WHO'S LAUGHING? 419 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:21,000 - IS MOMMY'S DAUGHTER A BIT CRAZY? 420 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,367 - MOMMY'S SILLY. 421 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,633 - WE HAVE TO PACK FOR, UM, CANADA. 422 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,600 - ALREADY STARTING. 423 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,066 I WANT TO BRING NOTHING, AS USUAL. 424 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,900 - NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE TO BRING NICE STUFF, 425 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,266 BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE PLANT. 426 00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:47,066 WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO A BOTTLING PLANT? 427 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:49,100 - JUST LOOK NORMAL, LIKE, YOU KNOW, COOL, 428 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,834 LIKE BOOTS AND WHATEVER. 429 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,100 - UM... 430 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,233 I MEANT TO TELL YOU EARLIER. 431 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:56,567 I GOT, LIKE, THESE GOOGLE EMAIL ALERTS. 432 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:59,266 YOU KNOW THOSE BLOGGERS 433 00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,367 THAT WRITE ABOUT YOU SKATING, 434 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,166 YOUR MOM SAYING CERTAIN THINGS. 435 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,400 - RIGHT. - DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THEM? 436 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,900 I MEAN, THEY'RE SUCH NONSENSE. 437 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,967 - WHAT IS IT? 438 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,333 - WELL, ONE OF THEM IS... 439 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,600 "BETHENNY'S MOM WON'T QUIT BAD-MOUTHING HER." 440 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,333 - NO KIDDING. 441 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,367 - AND THEN SHE'S SAYING THAT YOU'RE ON 442 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:17,367 SKATING WITH THE STARS 443 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,500 WITH AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE. 444 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,333 - WHAT WOULD THAT BE? 445 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,467 - SHE SAYS THAT YOU HAVE THIS OTHER REASON 446 00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:24,800 THAN JUST FOR HAVING FUN. 447 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,900 - BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY AND A SICK PERSON. 448 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:31,600 SHE ALREADY POSTED MY CHILDHOOD PHOTOS ONLINE. 449 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,233 YOU DON'T SELL YOUR KID OUT. 450 00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,934 YOU KNOW, THE THING IS THAT SHE'S DESPERATE 451 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,834 AND SHE'S BROKE, AND THE PROBLEM IS 452 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,767 SHE'S ALWAYS DESPERATE AND SHE'S ALWAYS BROKE, 453 00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:41,100 AND THIS WILL GO ON FOREVER, AND... 454 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:45,900 LITTLE DID MY MOTHER EVER THINK 455 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,900 THAT I WOULD BECOME SO SUCCESSFUL. 456 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:53,066 SO I DO FEEL SOME COMPASSION OR JUST AWARENESS 457 00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:55,834 THAT SHE HAS TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF. 458 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,667 - I MEAN, DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD? 459 00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:00,033 - I'M SO DETACHED FROM IT. I'M SO NUMB FROM IT. 460 00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,600 BUT I WILL SAY THIS. 461 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,367 I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE. 462 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,734 IT'S SAD. AND THAT'S IT. 463 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,900 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 464 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,066 DADDY. - YEAH? 465 00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:19,367 - DO YOU WANNA DO BATHIES? 466 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,667 'CAUSE SHE'S GETTING TIRED. 467 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,700 I'M GONNA, UH, DRAW THE BATH. 468 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,100 BATHIES IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY. 469 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,834 IT IS OUR SPECIAL TIME. IT'S OUR QUALITY TIME. 470 00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:30,467 I'LL BE DOING BATHIES WITH BRYN WHEN SHE'S 12, 471 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,567 AND THEN I'LL PROBABLY BE ARRESTED. 472 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,767 OH...COME ON! 473 00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,467 LET ME SEE THE NAKEDNESS! 474 00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:40,433 HI, MY BABY! - WHOO-HOO! 475 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,033 WHOO-HOO! 476 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:43,934 - [kissing] 477 00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:46,133 READY FOR THE BATHIES! 478 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,734 - WHO'S KISSIN'... TUSHIES? 479 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,734 - BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MONTREAL, 480 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:53,834 THIS HAS TO BE A VERY SPECIAL BATHIES, 481 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,567 BECAUSE I WON'T BE HERE TOMORROW, 482 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,834 WHICH BREAKS MY HEART. 483 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,767 - I'M COMING, KID. 484 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,333 - SHE LOVES IT! 485 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,166 OH, I LOVE BATHIES. 486 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,333 SHE LOVES IT. 487 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,266 - HI. HI, PRETTY GIRL. 488 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:09,533 WHOAAAA! 489 00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:12,700 OKAY. - I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 490 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,133 - YOU LOVE IT, MOMMY? - I LOVE IT THE MOST. 491 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,000 - YOU'RE A GOOD MOM. - LOOK AT THE TUSHIE! 492 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,567 WAIT, THIS IS MY FAVORITE. HOLD ON. 493 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:19,967 - LOOK AT THAT TUSHIE! 494 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:22,000 [Bryn babbles] - YOU'RE TALKING SO MUCH! 495 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,600 YOU LOVE IT? YOU GOTTA GET THE WOO-WOO. 496 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,567 - I'LL GET THE WOO-WOO. OKAY, WOO-WOO TIME. 497 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:30,066 OKAY. - TURN OVER, GET THE BOOTY. 498 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,567 - IT'S HINEY TIME. 499 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,200 - HINEY TIME. 500 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,300 - FRONT TO BACK! 501 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,266 YOU'RE ALL DONE, KID. - OH, MY GOD. 502 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:39,467 - YOU READY? - YEAH. 503 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,900 - WHOO-HOO! WHOA! 504 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,834 - IT'S LIKE SHE JUST NEEDS ME. 505 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,100 SHE HOLDS ON LIKE I'M NEVER GONNA LET GO. 506 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,300 IN THE BATHTUB, BRYN HOLD-- SHE JUST--AH. 507 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,967 SHE HOLDS ON TO YOU LIKE SHE'S NEVER GONNA LET GO. 508 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,700 LIKE SHE JUST NEEDS YOU SO MUCH. 509 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,467 IT'S THE NICEST-- IT'S THE BEST PART OF THE DAY. 510 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,800 YOUR HEART GOES INTO A PLACE YOU NEVER KNEW IT COULD. 511 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,633 IT JUST STRETCHES OUT, AND THERE'S SO MUCH LOVE, 512 00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:00,300 AND IT JUST FILLS UP YOUR WHOLE BODY. 513 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,834 'CAUSE I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH. 514 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:04,033 SHE'S SO SWEET. SHE'S SUCH A NICE LITTLE GIRL. 515 00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:06,567 [sniffles] 516 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,734 IS THERE ANYONE... [patting] 517 00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,100 MORE IN LOVE WITH A CHILD? 518 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,433 YOU KNOW IT TOO. 519 00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,667 YOU KNOW EVERYONE LOVES YOU SO MUCH. 520 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,767 - DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE, MOMMY? 521 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:19,066 - IT KIND OF REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO ENJOY THIS ONE, 522 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,066 BE IN THE MOMENT WITH THIS ONE. - OKAY, THAT'S FAIR. 523 00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:23,767 - I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE. I KNOW IT'S ONLY TWO DAYS, 524 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,200 BUT IT'S GOING TO FEEL LIKE FOREVER. 525 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,667 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO MISS ANYTHING. 526 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,967 [Bryn burbling] 527 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,700 - OW! 528 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,533 STOP PULLIN' MY HAIR. 529 00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:35,367 [Bryn burbling] 530 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,166 - COMING UP... 531 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,200 - I'D LIKE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB. 532 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,433 - OH, GOOD GOD. - MAMA. 533 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,400 ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB? 534 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,834 - OH, MY GOD, WHY ASK ME THIS QUESTION? 535 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,867 - UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAWAII 536 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,066 TO BASK IN THE SUN. 537 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:11,600 WE'RE GOING TO CRACK SOME SKULLS. 538 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,233 THIS PLANE IS FUELED 539 00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,533 BY MARGARITAS. 540 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,033 - I MEAN, JUST TO SEE SKINNYGIRL ON THE PLANE 541 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:24,100 AND THAT WE ARE ABLE TO FLY A PRIVATE PLANE 542 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,467 TO GO TO THE PLANT... IT'S JUST-- 543 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,000 IT'S ABSOLUTELY SURREAL. 544 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,934 - WOW. 545 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,133 THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE? 546 00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:40,333 THIS WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER. 547 00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,934 TO GO ON A PRIVATE JET... 548 00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:43,333 - YOU LOVE IT? - YEAH. 549 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,066 - IS IT WHAT YOU EXPECTED OR DIFFERENT? 550 00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:46,567 - YEAH. - YEAH? 551 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:48,600 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH, LIKE, REALLY SECURITY. 552 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,433 - YOU SEE YOU GOT THE LOGO ON? - I KNOW. 553 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,066 - WOW! 554 00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:55,333 OH, YEAH, I LOVE NOT GOING THROUGH SECURITY 555 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,433 AND LINES AND... 556 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,300 THIS IS PRETTY COOL. 557 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,967 I'VE BEEN WORKING CLOSELY WITH DAVID, 558 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,800 AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO BRINGING BETHENNY OUT THERE 559 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,200 AND KIND OF SHOWING HER WHAT I'VE DONE 560 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,633 AND ALSO EXPLAINING TO HER 561 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,000 WHAT REALLY HAVE BEEN THE PROBLEMS, 562 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,367 AND SHE CAN SEE FOR HERSELF 563 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,333 WHAT WE'RE DOING TO RECTIFY THEM. 564 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,333 WHAT? - NOTHING. 565 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,066 YOU'RE EXCITED. YOU READY TO GO? 566 00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:20,133 - I GOT A GOLD SEATBELT TOO. - YOU READY TO GO? 567 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,900 I LOVE YOUR PLANE OUTFIT. IT'S REALLY CUTE. 568 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,667 - YOU LIKE MY PLANE OUTFIT? - I LOVE YOU. 569 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:24,734 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 570 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,433 THE EXCITEMENT WAS NOT LOST ON US. 571 00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:28,700 AND JASON WORE HIS PRIVATE PLANE OUTFIT, 572 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,433 SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY HAS IN THEIR REPERTOIRE... 573 00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:31,967 NOT. OH, MY GOODNESS. 574 00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:33,533 - WE CAN LAY DOWN IN THE BACK. 575 00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:35,800 - BUT YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO... FIGURE THIS PROBLEM OUT, 576 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,333 OTHERWISE WE'LL NEVER BE ON A PRIVATE PLANE AGAIN. 577 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,834 - THIS COULD BE A HUGE, HUGE BRAND. 578 00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:42,467 IT WILL BE A HUGE BRAND, BUT WE NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 579 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,000 - I NEED TO JUDGE IT ACCURATELY 580 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,333 AND KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE SELLING, 581 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,400 AND I CAN'T KNOW THAT IF WE DON'T HAVE 582 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,867 ENOUGH TO SUPPLY TO EVERYBODY WHO WANTS IT. 583 00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:52,667 - TO SEE IT IS GONNA PUT THINGS MORE INTO PERSPECTIVE. 584 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,066 - YEAH. - YOU KNOW? 585 00:21:54,066 --> 00:21:56,667 I'M STILL TAKING BABY STEPS. 586 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:59,333 THIS HAS BEEN A GOOD FIRST STEP 587 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,266 FOR OUR POTENTIAL WORKING RELATIONSHIP. 588 00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:03,400 SO I ALSO WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ONE OTHER THING, 589 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,633 SERIOUS. - YEAH. 590 00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:05,967 - OKAY? 591 00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:08,333 BEING THAT WE'RE, YOU KNOW, ON THIS PRIVATE JET, 592 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,867 - WHAT? - I'D LIKE TO BE A MEMBER 593 00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:10,967 OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB. 594 00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,834 - OH, GOOD GOD. - MAMA. 595 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,500 [laughs] 596 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,767 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WHAT DO I THINK? 597 00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:22,266 - ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB? 598 00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:25,100 - OH, MY GOD, WHY ASK ME THIS QUESTION? 599 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,700 NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY GETS HURT. 600 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,633 - ARE YOU? - ARE YOU? 601 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:33,934 - I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO KNOW THAT ANSWER. 602 00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:35,934 - I DON'T EITHER. 603 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,967 - I MEAN, CAN SOMEBODY GET A DRINK IN HERE, OR WHAT? 604 00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,166 - I MEAN, HONESTLY... LET'S SEE. 605 00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:46,233 - IS THERE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND STUFF IN HERE, OR WHAT? 606 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:48,000 - USUALLY THERE'S A TABLE THAT PULLS OUT. 607 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,800 I THINK THESE PULL OUT. 608 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,133 - YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN FOOD IN HERE? 609 00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:54,633 - JASON, YES, MY SPOILED HUSBAND. 610 00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:56,166 YES. WE'RE NOT ON A G5 YET. 611 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:59,467 - DO WE HAVE ANY SKINNYGIRL MARGARITAS HERE? 612 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,033 - I DON'T KNOW, DADDY WARBUCKS! 613 00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:03,533 WE'LL FIND SOME. 614 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:05,100 - WHY YOU GETTIN' ALL HEATED? 615 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:08,066 - AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE NEW MONEY MONSTER CAME OUT. 616 00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:10,300 - WE HAVE ONE SALAD. 617 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,433 - YEAH. IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SALAD YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 618 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,400 - DIDN'T JULIE GIVE US A MENU AND SAY CHOOSE WHAT YOU LIKE? 619 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,266 - YEAH, AND MAYBE THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. 620 00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:20,633 - OH, I'M HAPPY WITH THAT. I'M JUST... 621 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,333 - I CAN TELL. - ASKING THE QUESTION. 622 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:25,166 - I WILL PUT YOUR ASS RIGHT BACK IN COACH RIGHT NOW. 623 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,967 I WILL DROP YOUR ASS OFF AT JFK. 624 00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:29,033 - [laughing] - ARE YOU CRAZY? 625 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,767 NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA GET ANY. 626 00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:31,800 NOW YOU'RE PUNISHED. 627 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,233 - I CAN'T HAVE ANY? - NO. 628 00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:34,567 - BUT I'M STARVING. 629 00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:37,400 - SO, HEY, HAZLETON, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE CONCERNED 630 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,934 ABOUT HIS LIFE IN THE BIG CITY AND HIS ADJUSTING 631 00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:42,834 TO MY LITTLE CRAZY AND CHAOTIC LIFESTYLE-- 632 00:23:42,834 --> 00:23:44,533 HE'S DOING JUST FINE. 633 00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:46,266 - OKAY, YOU WANT TO CHEERS? 634 00:23:46,266 --> 00:23:47,500 OR ARE YOU AGGRAVATED 635 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,000 WITH YOUR SPOILED HUSBAND? 636 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,667 - [laughs] 637 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,633 CHEERS. - HERE'S TO A SUCCESSFUL TRIP. 638 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:09,100 - WELL, HONEY... - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 639 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,633 - WE'VE ARRIVED. 640 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,767 - WOW, THE RED CARPET. - I'VE CREATED A MONSTER. 641 00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:15,834 - AH, THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED. 642 00:24:15,834 --> 00:24:17,734 I LOVE IT. 643 00:24:17,734 --> 00:24:20,467 - [laughs] 644 00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:22,934 YOU'RE A BIG-TIMER. 645 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:27,567 - THAT'S THE WAY TO TRAVEL. - RIGHT? 646 00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,100 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CANADA? 647 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,467 - TORONTO. 648 00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:36,567 - OH, ME TOO. - HOW YOU DOING? 649 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:37,900 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 650 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,633 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 651 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:42,767 - WOW. - OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 652 00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:44,000 I LOVE IT. - HOW NICE IS THIS. 653 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,533 - WELL, IT'S AMAZING, 654 00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:47,166 'CAUSE IT'S SO KIND OF COOL AND DECO, 655 00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:49,100 AND--OH, MY GOD. SAY THERE'S A BIG TUB. 656 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:50,800 SAY IT TO ME. SAY IT TO ME. 657 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,467 - THIS IS INCREDIBLE. - OH, YES. 658 00:24:52,467 --> 00:24:54,367 [speaks indistinctly] 659 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,800 - IT'S JUST ME AND MAMA AND NO BABY. 660 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,900 - I KNOW. WE'VE NOT DONE THAT. 661 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,233 - ARE WE GONNA HAVE FUN? - HAVE WE NOT DONE THAT YET? 662 00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:01,700 - WE CAN HAVE A ROMANTIC NIGHT. 663 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,266 - HAVE WE NOT HAD A NIGHT WITHOUT THE BABY YET TOGETHER? 664 00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:04,300 - NOT OVERNIGHT. 665 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,066 - THEN THIS IS MUCH NEEDED. 666 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:11,100 - WE HAVE THREE ROOMS WE COULD... 667 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,200 - TARNISH. 668 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,066 - WE COULD TARNISH. - I LIKE IT. 669 00:25:14,066 --> 00:25:16,700 - LET'S GO SEE WHAT THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER. 670 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:20,700 - MM-KAY. 671 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,400 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 672 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,767 - IS THIS LIKE A DOWNTOWN AREA OR WHAT? 673 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:41,667 - THIS IS OLD MONTREAL. 674 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,433 WE DID HAVE WORK THE NEXT DAY, 675 00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,066 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO MONTREAL. 676 00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:46,567 NEITHER HAS JASON. 677 00:25:46,567 --> 00:25:49,100 AND IT WAS JUST WEIRD TO NOT HAVE THE BABY WITH US, 678 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,567 NOT REALLY HAVE ANY RESPONSIBILITIES. 679 00:25:50,567 --> 00:25:53,667 SO WE REALLY--I WAS JUST LIKE, LET'S LET IT GO. 680 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:54,867 WANT TO GO-- HERE. RIGHT HERE. 681 00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:57,000 SOUVENIRS. OH, WE SHOULD GET AN ORNAMENT. 682 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,633 OH, MY GOD, WE'RE, LIKE, IN ORNAMENT CENTRAL. 683 00:25:58,633 --> 00:25:59,867 DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE ORNAMENTS HERE? 684 00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:01,834 [laughter] - LET'S ASK. 685 00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:03,300 - DO YOU HAVE ORNAMENTS? 686 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,000 THIS IS THE ORNAMENT STORE. - THIS IS THE PLACE. 687 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,867 - OH, MY GOD. OKAY, THIS IS GONNA SEEM STRANGE. 688 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,333 I JUST WANTED MINNIE MOUSE HANDS. 689 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,433 I JUST LIKE THESE. THESE JUST MAKE ME HAPPY. 690 00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:12,867 - IT'S COLD OUT. GET THEM. 691 00:26:12,867 --> 00:26:15,233 OH, HERE'S ONE FOR GINA. 692 00:26:15,233 --> 00:26:17,066 [laughs] 693 00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:19,200 - OH, THESE ARE UNUSUAL. WOW. 694 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,633 - THEY'RE REALLY UNUSUAL. 695 00:26:20,633 --> 00:26:22,066 - THIS IS THE GREATEST STORE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 696 00:26:22,066 --> 00:26:23,567 I ALWAYS WANTED TO COLLECT 697 00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:25,066 THOSE GLASS BALLS, BUT NICE ONES. 698 00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:26,800 AND I THINK I MIGHT START HERE. 699 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,367 THIS PLACE IS THE FIRST PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN 700 00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:29,500 THAT HAS BEAUTIFUL NICE ONES, 701 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,533 LIKE, NOT THOSE CHEAPY AIRPORT ONES. 702 00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:32,033 - WHAT, ALL THESE? - YEAH. 703 00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:33,633 - THEY'RE SNOW GLOBES. - THAT'S WHAT I WANTED. 704 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:34,967 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO COLLECT THOSE, 705 00:26:34,967 --> 00:26:36,400 AND I WANT TO START RIGHT NOW. 706 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,033 I'M SERIOUS. - AT 40 YEARS OLD, 707 00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:39,633 YOU WANT TO START COLLECTING SNOW GLOBES? 708 00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:41,266 - YES, I WANT TO COLLECT NICE ONES. 709 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,867 WE COULD DO IT FOR BRYN. 710 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,767 - WE COULD DO IT FOR BRYN OR DO IT FOR MOMMY. 711 00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:47,400 - WE COULD DO IT FOR BRYN. - YEAH. 712 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,967 [speaks indistinctly] - [gasps] 713 00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:50,767 "MON PREMIER NOEL." MY FIRST CHRISTMAS. 714 00:26:50,767 --> 00:26:51,800 - AND IT'S PINK. 715 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,934 THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE ONE. 716 00:26:52,934 --> 00:26:54,200 - THAT'S FROM MONTREAL? 717 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,800 - THAT'S PERFECT. - ALL RIGHT, 718 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,200 NOW WE'RE GONNA PICK OUT A SNOW GLOBE. 719 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,967 THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S REALLY SCREAMING OUT AT ME. 720 00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,166 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THIS. 721 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,367 [gasps] 722 00:27:01,367 --> 00:27:02,667 - WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THESE, BY THE WAY? 723 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:03,934 - I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST GONNA COLLECT THEM, 724 00:27:03,934 --> 00:27:05,133 AND THEN-- MAYBE IN MY ROOM. 725 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,066 IN OUR BEDROOM. 726 00:27:06,066 --> 00:27:07,333 WE DON'T HAVE ANY FUN THINGS. 727 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,600 WE GOT THAT NEW MANNEQUIN. OR THIS ONE. 728 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,100 - THIS IS WHAT I ENVISION, THOUGH, WITH THESE SNOW GLOBES. 729 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,367 - THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE THROWN AWAY. 730 00:27:12,367 --> 00:27:13,633 IT'S NOT GONNA BE--NO. - LET ME SAY THIS. 731 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:16,066 - THIS IS EXTREMELY CUTE. 732 00:27:16,066 --> 00:27:19,033 I THINK THIS ONE'S REALLY-- KIND OF MATCHES MY ROOM. 733 00:27:19,033 --> 00:27:20,700 I REALLY LOVE IT. 734 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,333 - OKAY, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 735 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,700 - TELL ME YOU DON'T THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE. 736 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,667 I WANT TO HAVE IT. 737 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,667 I WANT TO HAVE MY OWN THING TO COLLECT. 738 00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:29,834 WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL? 739 00:27:29,834 --> 00:27:31,834 - I UNDERSTAND. 740 00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:35,667 - OKAY, FOR BOTH, IT'S $54.16. 741 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,467 - OH. - YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 742 00:27:37,467 --> 00:27:39,100 - [sighs] 743 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,266 - YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 744 00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:42,834 - THAT'S TOUGH TO PART WITH. 745 00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:44,400 - CAN YOU JUST EMBRACE THE GLOBE? 746 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,867 - I DON'T WANT TO SPEND $34 ON A SNOW GLOBE. 747 00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:48,400 - SO YOU WANT TO BUY THIS ONE? 748 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,867 - YES. IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 749 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:52,200 - I LOVE IT. IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 750 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,834 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE. 751 00:27:54,834 --> 00:27:56,300 DO YOU LOVE HIM? 752 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,934 - I LOVE HIM. WE'RE GONNA BUY THIS ONE NOW TOO? 753 00:27:57,934 --> 00:28:00,066 DON'T ENCOURAGE HER, PLEASE. 754 00:28:00,066 --> 00:28:02,266 - OH, LOOK, HE MOVES. - OH, NO. 755 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,700 - HOW MUCH IS THE PUPPY? - COME ON, MOM. 756 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,433 - YOU WON'T LET ME GET A $65 PUPPY? 757 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,800 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. - THAT PUPPY'S $65? 758 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,967 - YEAH, BUT HE MOVES HIS ARMS. 759 00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:11,600 - HE BETTER MOVE FOR $65. 760 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,033 - YOU BETTER MOVE YOUR ASS FOR $65. 761 00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:16,000 - $65. - OH, MY GOD, 762 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,033 WOMEN SHOP FOR PRADA, I GO BUY A FRIGGIN' SNOW GLOBE, 763 00:28:19,033 --> 00:28:21,367 AND YOU COMPLAIN. YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 764 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,367 - I WILL TAKE THAT TRADE-OFF. - LET'S GO TO PRADA 765 00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:25,133 AND BUY A HANDBAG. - BUT, BABY... 766 00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:26,800 - SHOVE IT UP YOUR WAZOO. - A $65 PUPPY... 767 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,500 - I DIDN'T BUY A $65 PUPPY. 768 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,700 - THAT MOVES ITS MOUTH AND TALKS? 769 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:30,767 - I BOUGHT A $35 SNOW GLOBE 770 00:28:30,767 --> 00:28:32,800 TO RECAPTURE MY LOST CHILDHOOD. 771 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,333 - YOU-- - SO GIVE ME A FRIGGIN' BREAK. 772 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,333 - COME HERE, MAMA. 773 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,533 - GOOD LORD. - MAMA. 774 00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:38,900 - YOU'RE EBENEZER SCROOGE. 775 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,567 - COME HERE. - BAH, HUMBUG. 776 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:42,166 - BETHENNY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M WRONG. 777 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,734 - BAH, HUMBUG. 778 00:28:43,734 --> 00:28:44,734 - I'M WRONG. 779 00:28:44,734 --> 00:28:46,333 I REALLY CAN'T FORGET 780 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,633 THAT BETHENNY'S CHILDHOOD 781 00:28:47,633 --> 00:28:49,633 WASN'T THE BEST. 782 00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:51,500 SO IF THIS PUTS A SMILE ON HER FACE, 783 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,100 THAT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO. 784 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,867 [bells ringing] 785 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,266 I DON'T MEAN TO HARP ON THE SNOW GLOBE, 786 00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:58,533 BUT I THOUGHT YOU DON'T LIKE KNICKKNACKS. 787 00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,367 - I DON'T LIKE KNICKKNACKS. 788 00:29:00,367 --> 00:29:02,066 BUT I REALLY DID ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SNOW GLOBES 789 00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:03,100 AND NOT THE CRAPPY ONES FROM THE AIRPORT. 790 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:04,600 - YOU DID? REALLY? - YES. 791 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,967 - OKAY. YOU HAVING FUN? 792 00:29:05,967 --> 00:29:08,133 - MM-HMM. ABSOLUTE--REALLY. 793 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:10,100 EVERYTHING'S JUST ALL SO PICTURESQUE. 794 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,734 I JUST WANT TO GO LOOK AT SOME THINGS. 795 00:29:11,734 --> 00:29:12,934 CAN WE GO IN THERE? 796 00:29:12,934 --> 00:29:15,433 [sighs] 797 00:29:15,433 --> 00:29:16,600 HONEY. 798 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,600 - THAT'S COOL. - THIS ONE? 799 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,767 - IT LOOKS COOL ON YOU. - YEAH? 800 00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:21,200 - WHERE ARE YOU GONNA WEAR THAT, THOUGH? 801 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,533 - WHEN I PLAY WITH MY SNOW GLOBE. 802 00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:24,033 "WHERE AM I GONNA WEAR THAT?" 803 00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:25,266 I DON'T KNOW. WE LIVE IN MANHATTAN. 804 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,500 THINGS GO ON. - I BUY THINGS 805 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,700 THAT ARE PRACTICAL. 806 00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,834 - I KNOW, MR. FIVE PAIRS OF JEANS LATER. 807 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,333 - I BOUGHT ONE PAIR OF JEANS. - I KNOW. 808 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,567 GOOD TALK. 809 00:29:32,567 --> 00:29:34,133 - [laughs] 810 00:29:34,133 --> 00:29:35,233 WANT A HOT CHOCOLATE? 811 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:37,300 - SURE. 812 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,500 - CHEERS, MAMA. - CHEERS. 813 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,934 IT'S ABOUT TO BE BEDTIMES FOR BRYN SOON. 814 00:29:41,934 --> 00:29:43,200 - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S RIGHT. 815 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,900 - YOU HAVEN'T CALLED HOME AT ALL TODAY. 816 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,233 - I HAVEN'T. - WE CHECK OUT. IT'S NICE. 817 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,266 WE'RE JUST KIND OF IN THE MOMENT. 818 00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:50,834 WE'RE ENJOYING EACH OTHER, AND WE'RE NOT WORRIED. 819 00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:52,467 THERE'S PEACE OF MIND 820 00:29:52,467 --> 00:29:53,633 IN GOOD CHILDCARE. 821 00:29:53,633 --> 00:29:55,000 AND WE REALIZE, OH, MY GOODNESS, 822 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,467 WE NEEDED THIS. JUST TO CONNECT. 823 00:29:56,467 --> 00:29:58,033 AND IT FELT INDULGENT 824 00:29:58,033 --> 00:29:59,300 AND RELAXING, 825 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,000 AND WE WERE LIKE, "AHH." 826 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 IT FELT GOOD. 827 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,633 SO DO YOU MISS HER? 828 00:30:03,633 --> 00:30:04,800 - I MISS HER, BUT I'M EXCITED TO BE-- 829 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,333 - I AM TOO. - TO BE WITH YOU HERE. 830 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,300 IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. 831 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,467 - IT'S LIKE WE WENT AWAY TO EUROPE. 832 00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:10,867 I--I--I KNOW. 833 00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:12,367 ALL RIGHT, SO MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. 834 00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:13,400 MAYBE WE'LL MOVE TO MONTREAL. 835 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,934 LOOK AT THE PJs FOR BRYN. 836 00:30:14,934 --> 00:30:16,600 WHEN SHE GETS BIGGER, THE MOOSE. 837 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,667 I LOVE IT HERE. 838 00:30:17,667 --> 00:30:19,500 - BONJOUR. both: BONJOUR. 839 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,100 - IT'S VERY ROMANTIC HERE, MAMA. - I AGREE. 840 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,633 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON A DIFFERENT KIND OF HONEYMOON. 841 00:30:24,633 --> 00:30:26,433 - MM-HMM. WILL YOU MARRY ME AGAIN? 842 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:28,166 - YES. - I LOVE YOU. 843 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:30,233 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 844 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,133 COMING UP... YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK. 845 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:36,934 YOU KEEP FARTING ON ME. - IT MIGHT BE TRAPPED 846 00:30:36,934 --> 00:30:37,934 UNDER THE BLANKET. - JASON, STOP. 847 00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:45,500 - I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON A DATE. 848 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,800 - WE'RE AWAY. I LOVE IT. 849 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,100 - I'M REALLY INTO IT. - WE'RE HAVING FUN. 850 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,400 - I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GROWN-UPS TOO. 851 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,800 DO YOU MISS BEING SINGLE? 852 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,533 - NOT AT ALL. - NO? 853 00:30:53,533 --> 00:30:55,100 I THINK BEING SINGLE WAS A GRIND. 854 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,200 - I HAVE TO ADMIT IT IS FUN, 855 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,100 'CAUSE THERE'S NO STRINGS, THERE'S NO THIS AND THAT, 856 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,667 BUT, WHEN YOU GET TO A CERTAIN AGE, 857 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:02,867 YOU WANT A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT. 858 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:04,533 - I KNOW. UNDERSTAND ONE THING. 859 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:06,533 - YEAH. - EVERY WOMAN GOES OUT 860 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,734 TO GET MARRIED. IT DOESN'T MATTER 861 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:09,000 IF THEY'RE 18 OR-- - REALLY? 862 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,066 - YEAH, WHEN I MET YOU, I WAS PAST THAT POINT. 863 00:31:11,066 --> 00:31:14,500 I WAS LIKE, I AM GONNA BE ALONE AND POWER WOMAN AND THAT. 864 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,133 - YOU CONCENTRATED ON OTHER THINGS, 865 00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:17,500 AND IT HAPPENED FOR YOU. - RIGHT. 866 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,600 - YEAH? - NO, YOU WERE JUST TOO GREAT 867 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,467 TO WALK AWAY FROM. 868 00:31:21,467 --> 00:31:23,734 - YOU PUT UP A FIGHT, THOUGH. JESUS. 869 00:31:23,734 --> 00:31:25,800 - THAT'S HOW AMAZING YOU ARE. - OH, MY GOD. 870 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,867 - I COULDN'T EVEN FIGHT IT. - THANK YOU. 871 00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:28,834 YOU TORTURED ME FOR SIX MONTHS, THOUGH. 872 00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:30,500 - IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE, AND YOU KNOW THAT. 873 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,233 I TORTURE MYSELF-- I ALWAYS TORTURE MYSELF 874 00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:34,467 MORE THAN I TORTURE ANYONE ELSE, TRUST ME ON THAT. 875 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:35,667 IN EVERY SITUATION. 876 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:36,867 - WELL, I GUESS ANYTHING WORTHWHILE 877 00:31:36,867 --> 00:31:38,567 IS NOT EASY, RIGHT? 878 00:31:38,567 --> 00:31:40,934 - ABSOLUTELY. - RIGHT? 879 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:45,967 - I LOVE OUR DATE. 880 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,433 - DID YOU HAVE A FUN DATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT? 881 00:31:57,433 --> 00:31:58,900 - I HAD THE BEST TIME. - NICE, RIGHT? 882 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,400 - IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 883 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,900 YOU WANT TO CALL GINA AND SAY HI TO THE BABY? 884 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,700 - UH-HUH. - I MISS HER. 885 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:05,533 [cell phone ringing] - HELLO? 886 00:32:05,533 --> 00:32:06,834 - CAN WE TALK TO HER? - GINA. 887 00:32:08,266 --> 00:32:11,567 "CAN WE TALK TO HER?" 888 00:32:11,567 --> 00:32:13,500 - HI, BOOBOO. 889 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,567 - BRYN, IT'S MOMMY AND DADDY. 890 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,467 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 891 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,700 WE'LL BE HOME SOON. - WE'LL BE HOME SOON. 892 00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:23,734 NO PHONE IN THE MOUTH. 893 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,100 OHH. 894 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,934 YOU'RE GROSS. YOU KEEP FARTING ON ME, 895 00:32:26,934 --> 00:32:28,667 AND IT'S MAKING ME SICK. - I DIDN'T FART. 896 00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:30,166 - YES, YOU D-- DON'T LIE. 897 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,900 ALL RIGHT. - WHY YOU GOT TO SAY IT 898 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,633 IN FRONT OF GINA? - SHE'S SMILING. 899 00:32:33,633 --> 00:32:35,500 - 'CAUSE YOU FART ON GINA WHEN WE'RE HOME. 900 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,333 WE LOVE HER. 901 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,633 YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK. 902 00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:40,433 - I FARTED TEN MINUTES AGO. 903 00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:42,266 - AND IT'S STILL LINGERING. KISS THE BABY. 904 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,467 WE'LL BE HOME SOON. 905 00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:44,734 - IT MIGHT BE TRAPPED UNDER THE BLANKET. 906 00:32:44,734 --> 00:32:46,166 - JASON, STOP. YOU'RE SO GROSS. 907 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,500 BYE. 908 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,600 EW. - YOU THINK YOU DON'T FART EVER? 909 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,900 - OF COURSE I'VE FARTED BEFORE, 910 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:52,400 BUT IT'S NOT ALL THE TIME. 911 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,700 - YEAH, BUT, STILL, WHEN YOU DO IT, 912 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,200 YOU REALLY DO IT. 913 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,333 - NAME THE LAST TIME I'VE EVER FARTED. 914 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,400 YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK OF IT. 915 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,467 - A FEW MONTHS AGO. 916 00:32:58,467 --> 00:32:59,967 - EXACTLY! 917 00:32:59,967 --> 00:33:01,500 - BUT IT WAS SO POWERFUL, 918 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,133 I'LL NEVER FORGET IT. 919 00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:04,533 - I HAVE NO WORDS. 920 00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:07,166 CAN I JUST EXPLAIN HOW WE SLEPT LAST NIGHT? 921 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:09,667 - I LOVE HOW YOU COUNT YOUR HOURS OF SLEEP. 922 00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:10,967 - IT WAS ALMOST NINE HOURS. 923 00:33:10,967 --> 00:33:12,233 THAT'S A LOT. 924 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,367 THE BLACK CIRCLES ARE GOING AWAY KIND OF. 925 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:14,667 ARE THEY GOING AWAY A LITTLE BIT? 926 00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:16,033 - YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE BLACK CIRCLES. 927 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,767 - OH, YES, I DO. TRUST. 928 00:33:17,767 --> 00:33:18,834 SO WE SLEPT A LOT. 929 00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:20,367 IT'S SO NICE. 930 00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:21,600 THIS IS SO STRANGE. 931 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,033 I SHOULD JUST TAKE THIS THING AND THROW IT. 932 00:33:24,033 --> 00:33:26,100 SO OVER THAT. - OH, THAT'S NICE. 933 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,100 - I'M SO OVER WORK RIGHT NOW. 934 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:31,333 - YEAH, BUT THIS IS A BIG, BIG ISSUE. 935 00:33:31,333 --> 00:33:33,967 - [sighs] THERE WAS NO ICE SKATING, 936 00:33:33,967 --> 00:33:36,033 NO 7:00 A.M. FEEDINGS. 937 00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:38,133 IT WAS JUST-- WE SLEPT. 938 00:33:38,133 --> 00:33:40,100 WE JUST WOKE UP WITHOUT A WORRY. 939 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,233 IT FEELS LIKE PARADISE. 940 00:33:42,233 --> 00:33:44,367 BUT TOMORROW LIFE WILL RESUME. 941 00:33:44,367 --> 00:33:46,700 - I'M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE WHAT GOES ON, THOUGH. 942 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:48,600 - SCHLEMIEL, SCHLIMAZEL... 943 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,000 - YEAH. - IS WHAT GOES ON. 944 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,567 - [laughs] 945 00:33:51,567 --> 00:33:53,533 - YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE TO ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS 946 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:55,467 AND DO ALL THE TALKING? - I'LL SAY YES, 947 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,166 I'LL BE THE ONE TO DO THE TALKING, 948 00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,767 BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT YOU'RE GONNA JUMP IN. 949 00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:01,767 - YOU THINK? - [laughs] 950 00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:05,633 I ANTICIPATE THEM EXPLAINING TO US THE WHOLE PROCESS. 951 00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:07,900 - THEY HAVE TO BE BOTTLING THOUSANDS OF BOTTLES. 952 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,867 I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY COOL. YOU NEVER REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. 953 00:34:09,867 --> 00:34:12,533 - I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE MACHINE KNOWS TO STOP FILLING IT 954 00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:13,734 AT A CERTAIN-- - HOW DO IT KNOW? 955 00:34:13,734 --> 00:34:15,100 - HOW DO IT KNOW? 956 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:16,200 - ASK THE MACHINE. 957 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,266 - I'M GONNA ASK THE MACHINE. 958 00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:19,266 SO LET'S GET EXCITED. 959 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,700 - I AM EXCITED. 960 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,567 - ALL RIGHT. OFF TO THE BOTTLING PLANT. 961 00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,500 [kisses] I'M GONNA GO SHOWER. 962 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,367 THIS IS WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS? 963 00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:38,300 - YUP. 964 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,767 HELLO. 965 00:34:39,767 --> 00:34:41,233 - HI. BETHENNY? - HOW ARE YOU? 966 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:42,700 NICE TO MEET YOU. BONJOUR. - I'M CATHERINE [indistinct]. 967 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,266 BONJOUR. - HI. JASON. 968 00:34:44,266 --> 00:34:45,867 - HI. JASON, NICE TO MEET YOU. 969 00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:47,133 WELCOME TO THE PLANT. 970 00:34:47,133 --> 00:34:48,567 both: THANK YOU. - EXCITED TO BE HERE. 971 00:34:48,567 --> 00:34:50,200 - GREAT. WELL, WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU. 972 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,000 DAVID'S WAITING UPSTAIRS. SHALL WE GO? 973 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,100 both: SURE. - LET'S DO IT. 974 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,200 [machinery din] 975 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,767 LOOK, I SEE A BOTTLE. 976 00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:59,867 THERE'S A LOT OF 'EM. - THOSE ARE THE BOXES. 977 00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:01,367 - LOOK AT THE GLASS. 978 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:09,700 - WE'RE SELLING A LOT OF BOOZE, JASON. 979 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:12,100 - MAMA. THIS IS EXCITING. 980 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:16,967 TO WALK IN THERE AND JUST SEE THIS WHOLE ENORMOUS FACILITY 981 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:20,867 JUST CHURNING OUT SOMETHING BETHENNY CREATED, 982 00:35:20,867 --> 00:35:23,133 THIS WAS SUCH AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT. 983 00:35:23,133 --> 00:35:25,900 I COULD SEE IT ON HER FACE. 984 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:28,133 - CRACKING SKULLS ISN'T THE FIRST THING 985 00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:30,333 THAT COMES TO MIND. IT'S THE SECOND. 986 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,900 - YEAH. EXACTLY. - HI. 987 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,300 - HOW ARE YOU? IT'S GREAT OUT HERE. 988 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,467 - HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU. 989 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,734 - I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE PREDICTED TO SOME DEGREE 990 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,567 A LOT OF GROWTH, BUT NOT LIKE--NOT THIS GROW-- 991 00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:40,066 I MEAN, THIS GROWTH IS-- IS UNPRECEDENTED. 992 00:35:40,066 --> 00:35:42,200 - IT'S SKYROCKETING. - IT WAS UNBE--YEAH. 993 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,867 I MEAN, IT WAS-- IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 994 00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:45,266 SO, BASICALLY-- - SO NO ONE COULD HAVE 995 00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:46,333 EVER PREDICTED THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 996 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:48,467 - I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS AT ALL 997 00:35:48,467 --> 00:35:49,934 IN THE SPIRITS BUSINESS, 998 00:35:49,934 --> 00:35:51,233 SO IT'S A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE, 999 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:52,867 BUT IT'S A PROBLEM. WE GOT TO DEAL WITH IT. 1000 00:35:52,867 --> 00:35:54,166 SO WE'RE GETTING VERY CLOSE 1001 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:55,433 TO GETTING CAUGHT UP TO PRODUCTION 1002 00:35:55,433 --> 00:35:57,834 WHERE THINGS ARE GETTING RESOLVED ON THE PRODUCTION FRONT 1003 00:35:57,834 --> 00:35:59,667 THAT ARE GONNA ALLOW US TO PRODUCE SIGNIFICANTLY FASTER. 1004 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:01,100 - OUR PROBLEM HAS BEEN GLASS, 1005 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,834 SO HOW IS THAT RECTIFIED? 1006 00:36:02,834 --> 00:36:04,867 - WHERE WE'VE HAD SOME ISSUES WERE A COUPLE AREAS. 1007 00:36:04,867 --> 00:36:06,667 ONE IS-- ONE WAS IN GETTING ENOUGH GLASS. 1008 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,300 - RIGHT. - WHICH WE HAVE NOW RESOLVED. 1009 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,233 THE OTHER ISSUE WAS ON THE DECORATION, 1010 00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:11,734 WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, GETTING THE PAINT 1011 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,633 ON THE BOTTLE AND BASICALLY DECORATING THE BOTTLE, 1012 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:16,133 AND, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT IT RIGHT, THE BOTTLES ARE GETTING-- 1013 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:19,200 ARE GETTING DECORATED NOW AT A RATE OF 5,500 CASES A DAY. 1014 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,467 WHICH IS NOW CATCHING UP TO-- CATCHING UP VERY QUICKLY 1015 00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:26,300 TO ALL OF OUR-- ALL OF OUR DEMAND NEEDS, 1016 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:29,166 AND WE ARE PRODUCING HERE ABOUT 30,000 CASES A WEEK. 1017 00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:31,567 - I JUST--I TRIED TO DO THE MATH IN MY HEAD, 1018 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:32,834 AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S JUST CRANKING OUT 1019 00:36:32,834 --> 00:36:34,834 MARGARITA BOTTLES ALL DAY LONG, 1020 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:36,166 ALL THE LIVELONG DAY. 1021 00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:37,767 AND, BY THE WAY, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS, 1022 00:36:37,767 --> 00:36:39,166 BUT I INVENTED A NEW DRINK LAST NIGHT. 1023 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,567 - OH, GOOD. SOUNDS GREAT. 1024 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:43,433 - A MOJITO-RITA. IT'S BASICALLY LIKE A MARGARITA 1025 00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:45,066 WITH TEQUILA AND MINT. 1026 00:36:45,066 --> 00:36:46,533 - NICE. I LIKE IT. 1027 00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:47,834 - INSTEAD OF A MOJITO. 1028 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:48,834 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE A MOJITO'S A LITTLE-- 1029 00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:49,834 A LITTLE TIRED. 1030 00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:51,033 MAYBE DO A LITTLE TWIST ON IT. 1031 00:36:51,033 --> 00:36:52,633 I AM A TEQUILA PERSON. 1032 00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:54,266 - WELL, LET'S KEEP OUR EYE ON THE PRIZE, 1033 00:36:54,266 --> 00:36:55,867 'CAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE'RE HERE TO GET-- 1034 00:36:55,867 --> 00:36:58,900 AND EXPAND WITH MORE THAN 14 STATES. 1035 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:01,567 BETHENNY DREAMS BIG, 1036 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,066 AND SHE THINKS BIG. 1037 00:37:03,066 --> 00:37:04,600 SHE DOESN'T REALLY PAY MUCH ATTENTION 1038 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,633 TO THE DETAIL, 1039 00:37:06,633 --> 00:37:08,700 SO I THINK WE NEED EACH OTHER 1040 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:09,800 WHEN IT COMES TO BUSINESS. 1041 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,266 - LET'S GO SEE HOW IT ALL HAPPENS. 1042 00:37:11,266 --> 00:37:12,600 - WE HAVE TO GET SUITED UP I THINK. 1043 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,000 - OKAY, SO I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU GUYS 1044 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,233 WITH CATHERINE TO TAKE THE TOUR. 1045 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,667 IS THAT OKAY? - SURE. THAT'S GREAT. 1046 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,633 - SO I CAN FOCUS ON MAKING MORE, AND YOU GUYS CAN LOOK-- 1047 00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:20,367 - YES. YES. GET SOME MORE OUT. 1048 00:37:20,367 --> 00:37:21,667 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR. 1049 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:24,500 - IS THIS NORMAL? 1050 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,734 IT'S LIKE WE'RE GOING TO BATTLE. - WHAT DO WE NEED THESE FOR? 1051 00:37:26,734 --> 00:37:29,333 ARE THINGS GONNA BE FALLING ON OUR TOES OR WHAT? 1052 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:30,333 - I DON'T KNOW. 1053 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,367 - NO HARD HATS? 1054 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:33,900 JEEZ. - CAREFUL. 1055 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,900 - OW. OW. I THINK YOU... 1056 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,433 WHY DO YOU GOT TO SCREW AROUND? - I'M SORRY. 1057 00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:39,700 - SEE, MY WIFE HAS TO SCREW AROUND ALL THE TIME. 1058 00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:42,400 - [speaks indistinctly] 1059 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,000 THIS IS WHERE THE TEQUILA IS STORED 1060 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,300 BEFORE IT'S USED IN THE BLEND OF THE SKINNYGIRL. 1061 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,133 - THIS GIRL OPENS UP THE KEY TO HEAVEN, 1062 00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:51,533 AND IT'S JUST LIKE, "HONEY, I'M HOME." 1063 00:37:51,533 --> 00:37:53,433 OH, MY GOD. - OH, YEAH. 1064 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:56,000 - I MEAN, IT'S MECCA. IT'S LIKE OZ. 1065 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,633 WE'VE TAKEN THE CURTAIN BACK, AND IT'S OZ. 1066 00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:59,767 IT'S JUST, LIKE, VATS AND VATS OF TEQUILA. 1067 00:38:01,533 --> 00:38:03,367 JASON. - [laughs] 1068 00:38:05,233 --> 00:38:06,734 ALL RIGHT. 1069 00:38:06,734 --> 00:38:08,800 - THIS IS BIG-TIME. - LIKE, WE ARE A SERIOUS, 1070 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,133 SERIOUS LIQUOR BRAND. 1071 00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:11,633 - I KNOW, AND THEY THOUGHT I WOULDN'T BE, 1072 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:13,400 A GIRL. - THEY WISH. 1073 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,633 - JASON'S IN HIS NEW JEANS 1074 00:38:14,633 --> 00:38:16,066 AND A HAIR NET. 1075 00:38:16,066 --> 00:38:17,700 SCHLEMIEL. 1076 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,767 - SCHLIMAZEL. 1077 00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:28,033 - THIS IS THE ROOM WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS. 1078 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,000 - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAMA. 1079 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,834 - YOU CAN SMELL THE MARGARITA. 1080 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:36,300 - OH, IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD. 1081 00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:40,000 - SHE LOOKS AT EVERY BOTTLE? - EVERY BOTTLE. 1082 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,500 - EVERY BOTTLE? NOW THAT IS AN EXHAUSTING JOB. 1083 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,967 - EVERY BOTTLE. - THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING. 1084 00:38:44,967 --> 00:38:47,166 THAT NOTHING WILL BE ON A SHELF LOOKING LIKE THAT. 1085 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:48,734 - OH, YOU LOVE THAT. 1086 00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:53,667 - THE BOTTLES ARE RUNNING 206 BOTTLES A MINUTE. 1087 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:57,800 - A LOT OF-- 206 BOTTLES A MINUTE. 1088 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,200 - THAT'S CRAZY. 1089 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,834 - IT'S LIKE CANDY LAND. 1090 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,200 I'M GONNA-- I CAN'T TAKE IT. 1091 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,367 IT'S TOO MUCH. IT'S LIKE--IT'S NEVER-ENDING. 1092 00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:13,367 I'M IN SHOCK. 1093 00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:15,333 - AND THIS IS WHERE THE BOTTLES GET PUT ON THE LINE. 1094 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,333 - OH, THESE ARE ALL EMPTY, RIGHT? 1095 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,600 - THESE ARE ALL EMPTY BOTTLES. 1096 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,667 AND WE'RE GONNA GO NOW TO THE BOTTLING LINE... 1097 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,200 - IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS AMAZING. 1098 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,100 IT WAS SENSORY OVERLOAD FOR SURE 1099 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,233 AND EMOTIONAL OVERLOAD. 1100 00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:27,567 IT JUST TOOK MY BREATH AWAY. 1101 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:30,066 IT SO FAR EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS. 1102 00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:33,000 IT'S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN ANYTHING ELSE, 1103 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,166 AND I JUST--I ALLOWED MYSELF TO FEEL EMOTIONAL ABOUT... 1104 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,500 THE GREATEST BUSINESS ACCOMPLISHMENT I'VE EVER HAD, 1105 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,133 AND I JUST SAID, "I DID IT." 1106 00:39:43,767 --> 00:39:45,300 - ARE YOU GETTING A LITTLE EMOTIONAL? 1107 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,333 - A LITTLE. I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY 1108 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:49,033 TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. 1109 00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:50,700 AN IDEA. THAT'S AN IDEA IN A BOX. 1110 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:51,767 - IT'S AN IDEA. 1111 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:59,567 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS GOING ON 1112 00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:00,767 AND WE STILL CAN'T KEEP UP? 1113 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:02,066 LIKE, THAT'S THE ENORMITY OF IT. 1114 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,367 - RIGHT. - IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE SITTING 1115 00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:04,800 HERE ON THEIR ASSES. - RIGHT. 1116 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,633 - THIS IS GOING ON, AND WE STILL CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT. 1117 00:40:07,633 --> 00:40:09,467 HOW CRAZY IS THAT FIGURE? 1118 00:40:09,467 --> 00:40:11,533 - CRAZY. 1119 00:40:11,533 --> 00:40:14,233 - I AM A PERSON WHO COMES FROM A PLACE OF "YES" 1120 00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:16,033 AND "WE'RE GOING TO GET THERE" AND "IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN" 1121 00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:18,033 AND "I'M GOING TO SUCCEED" AND "I'M GOING TO GET MARRIED" 1122 00:40:18,033 --> 00:40:19,266 AND "I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY" 1123 00:40:19,266 --> 00:40:21,367 AND "IT'S ALL GOING TO HAPPEN." 1124 00:40:21,367 --> 00:40:23,266 BUT NEVER IN THE LAND OF EVER DID I THINK 1125 00:40:23,266 --> 00:40:27,100 THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN TO THIS ENORMITY AND MAGNITUDE 1126 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,000 IN SUCH A SMALL PERIOD OF TIME. 1127 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,567 - I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAMA. - THANK YOU, HONEY. 1128 00:40:33,567 --> 00:40:38,266 I LOVE YOU. - I'M PROUD OF YOU. 1129 00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:44,934 - OH, NICE. 1130 00:40:44,934 --> 00:40:46,200 - CUTE. 1131 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,967 - I GOT IT. 1132 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,100 - OH, IT'S... [speaks indistinctly] 1133 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,900 IT WAS KIND OF CRAZY TODAY. 1134 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,333 IT DRAINED ME. 1135 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:57,800 - THE BOTTLING-- I MEAN, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 1136 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,934 - I FEEL LIKE WE DON'T STOP AND REALLY COMPREHEND EVERYTHING. 1137 00:41:02,934 --> 00:41:05,300 I FEEL LIKE I-- 1138 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,900 WE JUST ROLL ON TO THE NEXT THING. 1139 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,567 - WE'RE LIKE, "OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" 1140 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,867 - NEXT THING. YEAH. 1141 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:11,266 LIKE, WE HAVE TO STOP AND APPRECIATE-- 1142 00:41:11,266 --> 00:41:13,600 - SO WHY DON'T WE GET A DRINK AND WE'LL TOAST-- 1143 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,600 - LET'S APPRECIATE A LITTLE BIT. 1144 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,066 'CAUSE THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 1145 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,333 AND I'M SO GLAD YOU WERE THERE WITH ME 1146 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,166 AND HELPING ME 1147 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:21,333 AND LISTENING TO EVERYTHING 1148 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,800 AND HELPING SOLVE THE PROBLEMS. 1149 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,233 - WAS IT WHAT YOU EXPECTED OR NO? 1150 00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:25,767 - NO, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT. 1151 00:41:25,767 --> 00:41:28,066 I JUST THOUGHT THAT, LIKE, GOD JUST PUT THE BOTTLES 1152 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:29,400 IN PEOPLE'S HOUSES. 1153 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,867 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - RIGHT. 1154 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:32,066 - BUT NO ONE GOT YELLED AT TODAY. 1155 00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:33,467 IT WAS FINE. - I WAS SURPRISED. 1156 00:41:33,467 --> 00:41:35,467 LIKE, DAVID DIDN'T GET YELLED AT, 1157 00:41:35,467 --> 00:41:36,834 WHICH, NORMALLY, HE DOES. 1158 00:41:36,834 --> 00:41:38,767 IT SEEMS HE'S ON HIS GAME, NO? 1159 00:41:38,767 --> 00:41:40,800 - YEAH, I MEAN, IF YOU LOGICALLY THINK ABOUT, 1160 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,233 WHAT, IS HE SITTING HOME SLEEPING, 1161 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:43,967 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE MONEY? 1162 00:41:43,967 --> 00:41:45,233 I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUS-- - YEAH, I KNOW. 1163 00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:46,800 - IT'S JUST FRUST-- IT'S GROWING PAINS. 1164 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,133 - WELL, BUT THAT'S WHAT I TRIED TO TELL YOU EARLY ON. 1165 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,700 IT'S LIKE, HE'S NOT SITTING BACK, 1166 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,000 LIKE, "OH, WELL, WHATEVER." 1167 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,600 - I KNOW. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1168 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,300 - BUT IT'S JUST VERY FRUSTRATING. 1169 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,934 - HE'S JUST AS INVESTED AS YOU ARE. 1170 00:41:57,934 --> 00:41:59,767 - I KNOW. SO WE'RE SITTING AT DINNER, 1171 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:02,467 AND IT JUST--IT FELT CALM AND PEACEFUL. 1172 00:42:02,467 --> 00:42:05,400 AND I HAD A SENSE OF PRIDE. 1173 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,500 AND WE CAN RELAX A LITTLE BIT. 1174 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,467 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SO EMOTIONAL LATELY, 1175 00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:10,700 AND I CRY ALL THE TIME. 1176 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:13,200 I WAS FEELING LIKE, OH, NO, AM I GONNA CRY 1177 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,400 IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOTTLING PLANT? 1178 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,300 I REALLY WANT-- I FELT LIKE I WANTED TO CRY. 1179 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:19,166 I JUST FELT SO EMOTIONAL. I COULDN'T BELIE-- 1180 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,667 OH, I COULD CRY TALKING ABOUT IT. 1181 00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:22,233 I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT I THOUGHT OF AN IDEA, 1182 00:42:22,233 --> 00:42:24,433 JUST AN IDEA, JUST, LIKE, A LITTLE SEED, 1183 00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:25,633 AND THAT THAT WAS IT. 1184 00:42:25,633 --> 00:42:27,700 AND I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WAS-- 1185 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:31,300 THAT BOXES WERE JUST PASSING ME BY. 1186 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,333 I JUST COULD NOT BELIEVE AN IDEA-- 1187 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,967 I MEAN, IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM. 1188 00:42:34,967 --> 00:42:37,333 AND I ALWAYS USED TO THINK I HAD GREAT IDEAS, 1189 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:38,867 BUT WHO WAS LISTENING TO MY IDEAS? 1190 00:42:38,867 --> 00:42:41,033 I'M NO ONE. - NOW THEY'RE TAKING YOU 1191 00:42:41,033 --> 00:42:42,433 VERY SERIOUS. 1192 00:42:42,433 --> 00:42:44,667 YOU'RE A SERIOUS BRAND. - I KNOW. 1193 00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:46,600 - BUT JUST FOR YOU TO BE IN THE MIDDLE 1194 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,834 OF A VERY MASCULINE INDUSTRY-- 1195 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:50,600 - NOT EVEN VERY. COMPLETELY. 1196 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,433 - YEAH. - THERE--I DON'T THINK 1197 00:42:52,433 --> 00:42:53,934 YOU COULD FIND A WOMAN IN THAT BUSINESS 1198 00:42:53,934 --> 00:42:56,533 UNLESS SHE RUNS HER FATHER'S VINEYARD OR SOMETHING. 1199 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,633 YOU KNOW, BUT NOT EVEN WINE, LIKE, IN LIQUOR, 1200 00:42:58,633 --> 00:42:59,800 THERE ARE NO WOMEN. 1201 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,467 - THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE 1202 00:43:01,467 --> 00:43:04,333 THAT YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF MY BABY GIRL. 1203 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:08,333 I MEAN, 'CAUSE IT'S-- YOU'RE SUCH AN EXAMPLE FOR HER. 1204 00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,767 YOU'RE A GREAT MOTHER. 1205 00:43:09,767 --> 00:43:11,633 AN EXAMPLE FOR HER TO DO 1206 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:13,667 WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO DO IN LIFE. 1207 00:43:13,667 --> 00:43:16,367 YOU KNOW? 1208 00:43:16,367 --> 00:43:18,033 - TO DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO IN LIFE. 1209 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:20,100 - AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT. 1210 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,500 - I LOVE YOU. 1211 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,500 NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1212 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,800 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK WE MIGHT MOVE THERE. 1213 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,967 - WHERE WOULD YOU MOVE? MALIBU? 1214 00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:32,133 - PROBABLY BEVERLY HILLS. 1215 00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:34,500 I THINK THIS IS OFFICIALLY CALLED TRESPASSING. 1216 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,200 DRIVE. GET OUT OF HERE! 1217 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,066 JUST DRIVE AWAY! 1218 00:43:38,066 --> 00:43:39,734 - IT'S SKATING DAY. 1219 00:43:39,734 --> 00:43:41,734 - OH, MY GOD! 1220 00:43:41,734 --> 00:43:43,100 - WHY DO THEY HAVE YOU GOING SO DAMN EARLY? 1221 00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:45,467 - 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GET IN HAIR AND MAKEUP AT 7:20. 1222 00:43:45,467 --> 00:43:48,166 GOT TO LOOK LIKE A DRAG QUEEN BY 8:40. 1223 00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:50,834 - WELL, I FOUND OUT FROM MY DOCTOR I HAVE A MEDICAL ISSUE. 1224 00:43:50,834 --> 00:43:53,133 - ARE YOU OKAY? 1225 00:43:54,433 --> 00:43:55,934 WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? 1226 00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:57,600 - MAMA. - BETHENNY, SHH. SHH. 1227 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,533 - CAN I JUST PLEASE EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT HAPPENED? 1228 00:43:59,533 --> 00:44:02,233 - I'M REALLY PISSED OFF. 1229 00:44:02,233 --> 00:44:05,967 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.