1 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:04,800 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,433 - I WOULD LOVE TO STAY, BUT I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY HEALTH. 3 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:10,200 - 100%. 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,600 - THIS ISN'T GOOD-BYE 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,433 AND WE WANT YOU TO BE PART OF HER LIFE. 6 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:16,734 WE LOVE YOU AND WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU. 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,934 - FIVE. - FIVE. 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,300 - WE HAVE TO BE BETTER NEXT WEEK. 9 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:28,266 MY OVEN BROKE DOWN ON ME AND THE TURKEY WAS RAW. 10 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:30,834 - OUCH. - I CRACKED. 11 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:32,967 JASON, I DON'T THINK IT'S COOKED. 12 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:35,133 I'M REALLY PISSED OFF. - YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 13 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:37,433 - I'M REALLY PISSED OFF. 14 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:40,033 IF I THOUGHT THAT I WAS EVEN ONE IOTA 15 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:42,367 LIKE MY MOTHER IN THAT REGARD, 16 00:00:42,367 --> 00:00:47,400 I'D BE IN A CORNER IN A BALL OVER HERE. 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,333 SO MAYBE I NEED TO GET IN THE CORNER. 18 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:50,500 CHEERS, GUYS. 19 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,834 - HERE'S TO A HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 20 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,500 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 21 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,367 - TO FAMILY AND GOOD FRIENDS. - THAT'S RIGHT. 22 00:00:55,367 --> 00:00:59,133 - CAREFUL. CHEERS. - AND TO BEING CRAZY. 23 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:02,133 [upbeat music] 24 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:06,600 ♪♪ ♪♪ 25 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,166 - HI, MRS. FRANKEL. 26 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,934 WELCOME TO THE HILTON AT SHORT HILLS EFOREA SPA. 27 00:01:20,934 --> 00:01:22,333 - THANK YOU. - HERE'S YOUR ROOM KEY. 28 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:23,700 I'LL ESCORT YOU UP TO YOUR ROOM. 29 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:24,967 MY NAME'S MAGGIE. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 30 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:26,266 - WE HAVE YOU IN OUR PRESIDENTIAL SUITE 31 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:27,567 THIS EVENING. - OH, GREAT. 32 00:01:27,567 --> 00:01:29,066 IT'S THE OPENING OF THE SPA AT THE HILTON 33 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:30,533 WHERE THEY'RE GIVING OUT MY BOOK. 34 00:01:30,533 --> 00:01:31,800 AND, UNFORTUNATELY, 35 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,266 I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR A MASSAGE. 36 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:35,934 OH, MY LORDY. 37 00:01:35,934 --> 00:01:37,500 - HAIR AND MAKEUP ON THE WAY UP. 38 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,967 - OKAY. 39 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:40,233 - AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU DIRECTLY DOWNSTAIRS 40 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,233 TO THE BOOK SIGNING. - GREAT. 41 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:43,700 - THANK YOU. - OH, MY GOD. SECU-- 42 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,033 WE HAVE SECURITY. - I MADE THEM GET SECURITY. 43 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:46,600 - AM I J.LO NOW? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT? 44 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,834 OH, MY GOODNESS. I'M J.HO. 45 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:51,133 I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE BOOK SIGNING. 46 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:53,066 I'M EXCITED TO SEE MY FANS. 47 00:01:53,066 --> 00:01:55,100 WE'RE IN THE HILTON. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SUITE. 48 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,133 OH, MY GOODNESS. [gasps] 49 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:59,066 THERE'S A WHOLE KITCHEN IN HERE. - NO WAY. 50 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:01,266 - OH, MY GOD. THERE ARE OREOS IN HERE. 51 00:02:01,266 --> 00:02:03,233 - NO. THERE'S A WINE COOLER. 52 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:04,934 - BUT NO WINE. 53 00:02:04,934 --> 00:02:07,967 OH, MY GOD, THIS BATHROOM. - OH, MY GOD! 54 00:02:07,967 --> 00:02:10,533 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THIS CREAMY BODY SCRUB. 55 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:12,100 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS ROBE. 56 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:15,633 OH, MY GOD. THEY HAVE AN ELECTRIC TOILET. 57 00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:17,100 - NO WAY. - YES. I THINK IT WASHES YOUR-- 58 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,500 - LIKE COREY AND SANDY'S? - I DON'T KNOW. 59 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,233 I THINK IT WASHES YOUR ASS AND YOUR COOCH. 60 00:02:20,233 --> 00:02:23,834 FRONT AND REAR CLEANSING. I WANT TO GET THAT ONE DAY. 61 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,533 NORMALLY, I DON'T DO TOILETS. 62 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:28,300 BUT IT GETS YOU EVERY WHICH WAY BUT SUNDAY. 63 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:31,233 IT REALLY DOES. I'M GONNA PEE AND CLEAN MY ASS. 64 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:33,100 - DON'T GIVE ME THE PLAY-BY-PLAY, PLEASE. 65 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,100 - OH, IT'S WARM! - REALLY? 66 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,900 - YEAH. YOU CAN PEE IN IT TOO. - OH, THANKS. 67 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:41,233 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S THE SICKEST THING EVER. 68 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:43,133 YOU CAN'T EVEN GET OVER WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 69 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:46,133 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - OH, MY GOD. 70 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,500 YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO GET INVOLVED. 71 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,100 - I'M GONNA. I HAVE TO PEE. 72 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:52,433 - IT HAS A-A-A FRONT CLEANER AND A BACK CLEANER. 73 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,200 CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. 74 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,834 I COULD PASS THE WHITE GLOVE TEST. 75 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:58,734 SO GO AHEAD. SO IT'S 800 PEOPLE. 76 00:02:58,734 --> 00:03:00,700 AND IT'S CELEBRATING THE OPENING OF THE SPA EFOREA. 77 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:04,900 - YES. YOU WILL BE SIGNING BOOKS FOR 45 MINUTES FOR PEOPLE. 78 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,433 AND THEY'RE ALSO GETTING-- - THAT'S ONLY A CERTAIN-- 79 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:09,967 - YEAH. THEY CAN-- - 800 PEOPLE GETTING BOOKS? 80 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:12,133 - I THINK 500. - REALLY? 81 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:14,500 - MM-HMM. AND THEY'LL COME BRING THEM TO YOU 82 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,567 TO GET PERSONALIZED. 83 00:03:15,567 --> 00:03:17,834 - OH, AWESOME. IT'S BEEN CRAZY. 84 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:19,867 BUT I HAVE TO SAY THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY DAYS 85 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,367 I HAVE NO TIME FOR BATHIES. I MISSED A COUPLE OF BATHIES. 86 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:23,900 BUT I DON'T LIKE MISSING THEM. 87 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,233 IT'S OKAY. 88 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:28,734 I CAN MISS BATHIES ONCE A YEAR AND HAVE JASON DO IT. 89 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:30,667 I HAVE TO LET GO A LITTLE BIT. 90 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:32,734 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANK YOU. 91 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,133 - CAPACITY'S AT 800 PEOPLE 92 00:03:34,133 --> 00:03:35,700 SO WE'RE REALLY HOPING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT 93 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,000 DOESN'T COME AND SHUT US DOWN. - OH, MY GOODNESS. 94 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,066 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'LL BE A HIGH-CLASS PROBLEM TO HAVE. 95 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:41,333 - EXACTLY. - YOU KNOW? 96 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:43,867 - LET ME LOOK. I DON'T KNOW. 97 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:46,033 - WRONG--WRONG EVENT? - I CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES. 98 00:03:46,033 --> 00:03:49,400 - WRONG EVENT? - HOLD ON. LET ME GET A BRA. 99 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,934 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BACK? IS THIS OKAY? 100 00:03:50,934 --> 00:03:53,700 - I DON'T KNOW. 101 00:04:04,433 --> 00:04:07,066 - WE'LL JUST WORK IT OUT. - DO THIS. 102 00:04:07,066 --> 00:04:09,834 - JULIE'S ALWAYS GOT MY BACK AND MY RACK. 103 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,500 - AS LONG AS EVERYTHING'S LINED UP. 104 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,800 IT'S FINE. IT'S OKAY. PEOPLE HAVE BOOBS AND NIPPLES. 105 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,567 - THIS WAY. THIS WAY. OVER THE SHOULDER, PLEASE. 106 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:28,333 THAT LOOKS GREAT. FANTASTIC. 107 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:31,066 - HI. [women cheering] 108 00:04:31,066 --> 00:04:35,633 HI! HI, GIRLS. - HI. 109 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:38,333 - WHOA. THINK I NEED A BOOSTER CHAIR. 110 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,233 HI. - HI. I LOVE YOU. 111 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:42,033 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 112 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:44,066 - YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. - OH, YOU ARE TOO. 113 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,467 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 114 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:47,533 - YOUR MISSION TO DEMOCRATIZE HEALTH 115 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:49,700 COMPLETELY TRANSFORMED MY WHOLE EMPHASIS 116 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,166 ON WHAT I WANT TO DO. - OH, THANK YOU. 117 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,000 IT'S NICE TO SEE ALL THESE WOMEN. 118 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,967 THERE'S A VERY GOOD MESSAGE GOING BACK AND FORTH 119 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:59,600 BETWEEN MY FANS AND MYSELF ABOUT INSPIRING ONE ANOTHER 120 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,066 AND BEING ALL THAT YOU CAN REALLY BE. 121 00:05:02,066 --> 00:05:04,633 - 1, 2, 3. 122 00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:19,333 - STEP. YES. OKAY, DO THAT AGAIN. 123 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,667 PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN. 124 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:23,600 - I AM BIG-TIME. 125 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,567 I AM IN THE FINALS OF SKATING WITH THE STARS. 126 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:29,433 MY FANS HAVE GOTTEN ME THROUGH. 127 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:33,200 THEY VOTED ME ALL THE WAY AS I KNEW 128 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,300 AND SOMETIMES WANTED THEM NOT TO. 129 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:39,934 HELLO. - ALMOST. NICE AND EASY. STEP. 130 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:41,800 UM, DON'T RUSH TO PUT THAT FOOT DOWN. 131 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,300 MAKE SURE IT'S ALL THE WAY AROUND. 132 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:47,100 STEP NICE AND LIGHT. STEP. 133 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,700 THERE YOU GO. 134 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:51,400 YEAH. 135 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,100 - I'LL BE A SKELETON BY THE TIME THIS THING ENDS. 136 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,333 I NEVER EXERCISED IN MY LIFE LIKE THIS. 137 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,600 - ALL RIGHT. 138 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,200 - I WAS SHOVING FRIED ZUCCHINI IN MY FACE 139 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,767 LIKE IT WAS MY JOB YESTERDAY. 140 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:02,300 I NEVER WANTED TO BE IN THE OLYMPICS. 141 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,700 I NEVER WANTED MY FACE ON A CEREAL BOX. 142 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:08,066 AND NOW I'M TRAINING AS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE. 143 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,633 IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING ELSE I'M DOING. 144 00:06:09,633 --> 00:06:11,000 IT'S SO STUPID. 145 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,233 - YOU NEED, LIKE, 6,000 CALORIES IN ONE SITTING. 146 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:16,800 LET'S GO OVER SOME LIFTS. - OKAY. 147 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,233 - YOU HAVE TO WAIT. - UH-HUH. 148 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:21,767 - GOOD. NOW GO. AH. 149 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:23,967 - ARE YOU OKAY? OH, I PUNCHED YOU IN THE JAW? 150 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:27,700 - YEAH. I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T GET MY TEETH. 151 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,667 YEAH. GOOD. NOW... 152 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:31,734 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 153 00:06:31,734 --> 00:06:34,400 - IT JUST GOT LOCKED UP 'CAUSE I'M TRYING TO... 154 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,967 - YOU HAVE A HURT JAW. HURT SHOULDER. 155 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,233 LIKE A BROKEN-DOWN VALISE CASE. 156 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,066 WE HAVE SOME CHALLENGES IN OUR ICE MARRIAGE FOR SURE. 157 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:44,934 - I THINK MEN TEND TO BE A LITTLE BIT... 158 00:06:44,934 --> 00:06:46,133 - WHINY? - WHINIER THAN WOMEN. 159 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:47,400 - I AGREE. 160 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,400 - I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO BE MORE MANLY. 161 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:53,800 - I'M GONNA CALL YOU JOHNNY WEIR SOON. 162 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,467 SORRY. THAT WAS A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE. 163 00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:59,367 THAT WAS A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE. - THAT WAS--ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 164 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:02,133 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. READY? AND UP. 165 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:03,300 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? - AH. 166 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,367 - I GOT YOU. - YOU COULD LET ME KNOW 167 00:07:04,367 --> 00:07:05,333 WHEN YOU'RE GONNA ME OUT. 168 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:06,767 WHAT THE [bleep] WAS THAT? 169 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:07,767 YOU COULD LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LETTING ME OUT. 170 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:11,433 YOU WERE JUST, LIKE, "ALL RIGHT." 171 00:07:11,433 --> 00:07:15,800 - GOOD. AND TURN AROUND HERE. NOW PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOD DOWN. 172 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,200 GOOD. AND... OH, MY GOD! 173 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,600 YOU CAN TURN! YOU CAN COME DOWN! 174 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,233 THAT'S ALL I NEED. 175 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:25,033 - I THINK, LIKE, EVERYTHING ELSE, I HAVE TO REMAIN CALM. 176 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:28,300 - THANK YOU. - WHICH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO. 177 00:07:38,934 --> 00:07:41,233 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - JUST A COUPLE EMAILS. 178 00:07:41,233 --> 00:07:43,000 - ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE MOVING FORWARD 179 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,734 WITH OPERATION NANNY. 180 00:07:44,734 --> 00:07:47,667 I LIKE DAWA, THE WOMAN FROM TIBET. 181 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,233 - OKAY. 182 00:07:49,233 --> 00:07:50,633 - SHE WAS--FIRST OF ALL, SOMEONE THAT MY FATHER USED 183 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:52,433 TO TRAIN HORSES FROM, COINCIDENTALLY, 184 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,000 SHE WAS THEIR NANNY. 185 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,834 AND JAKE KNOWS THEM ALSO. THE FAMILY. 186 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,367 - OH, THIS IS THE REFERRAL FROM, UH... 187 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,467 - YES. GINA'S GONE. 188 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:02,066 AND I'M REALLY BUSY. 189 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:05,000 I NEED SUPPORT DURING THE WORK WEEK. 190 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,900 AND IT'S NO SECRET THAT I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC WAY 191 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,400 ABOUT ME. 192 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,567 AND SOMEONE LIVING IN MY HOUSE IS GOING TO BE CHALLENGING 193 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:13,800 FOR EVERYONE. 194 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,667 SO MY FEELINGS ARE FOLLOWING. 195 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,333 IT'S GETTING MORE AND MORE BUSY. 196 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:19,600 I NEED SOME PEACE. 197 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,867 AND I KNOW IT'S TOTALLY BEING STEREOTYPICAL-- 198 00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:23,300 SHE'S TIBETAN AND INDIAN. - YEAH, I KNOW. 199 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,600 SHE SEEMS NICE. - THAT SOUNDS LIKE-- 200 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,934 IT'S PEACEFUL. 201 00:08:25,934 --> 00:08:27,333 - SHE SEEMS A LITTLE RESERVED THOUGH. 202 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:30,467 SO I WONDER IF SHE'S GONNA GET OUT THERE. 203 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:33,200 - WE'RE GONNA BE LIKE "GET YOUR ASS TO THE PARK." 204 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,767 SHE'LL BE INTO IT. SHE'LL GET IT. 205 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:37,233 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, I CALLED THE REFERENCES TOO. 206 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:38,467 - WHAT DID THEY SAY? 207 00:08:38,467 --> 00:08:40,667 - THEY COULDN'T SPEAK MORE HIGHLY OF HER. 208 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:42,834 - I REALLY DO GO WITH GUT INSTINCT ON EVERYTHING. 209 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,166 YOU KNOW I DO. EVERYTHING. 210 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,166 AND I HAVE A GUT INSTINCT THAT SHE WILL BE GOOD. 211 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,567 I THINK SHE'S GONNA BE LOVING. 212 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,200 GINA WAS AMAZING, 213 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:52,033 BUT SHE WAS A VERY SPECIFIC TYPE OF WILD RIDE. 214 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:55,433 AND I WANT SOMEONE WHO'S GOING TO MAKE IT 215 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,200 A LITTLE MORE CALM AND PEACEFUL 216 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,700 ESPECIALLY FOR BRYN. 217 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:01,333 I'M GONNA TELL JULIE TO CALL HER AND BRING HER OVER. 218 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,900 IT'S BEGINNING. - NEW NANNY. UH-OH. 219 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:07,467 - AND, OH, OH, SHE'S FROM TIBET. - THIS IS BIG. 220 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:09,166 - COOKIE'S FROM TIBET. 221 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,533 I DON'T THINK THAT COOKIE CAME ON THE PLANE FROM TIBET. 222 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,533 BUT I THINK THAT HER HERITAGE IS TIBET. 223 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:15,900 THEY'RE GUARD DOGS. THAT'S WHY SHE SNAPS AT PEOPLE. 224 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,700 - SO THIS WOMAN'S GOING TO SNAP AT PEOPLE? 225 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:20,066 - NO. SHE'S NOT A GUARD DOG, YOU MORON. 226 00:09:20,066 --> 00:09:22,734 - WELL, BUT THIS WOMAN'S CALM AND COOKIE'S CRAZY. 227 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:25,667 - SHE'S THE GUARD DOG THAT GUARDS THE CALM PEOPLE. 228 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,567 - SO COOKIE AND DAWA WILL GET ALONG? 229 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,500 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? - YES. 230 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,633 COOKIE'S CALM WHEN NO ONE'S AROUND. 231 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:33,233 - WHEN ARE YOU CALM? 232 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:34,834 - AND, LISTEN, IF THIS NANNY BITES SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF 233 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:35,967 FOR COMING NEAR THE BABY, 234 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,200 I'M NOT GOING TO BE THAT MAD EITHER. 235 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,166 - OH, MY GOD. THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING. 236 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,300 - IT ALWAYS IS. 237 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,867 COMING UP... YOU'RE A HAIRDRESSER IN INDIA? 238 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,834 - YEAH. - GET OUT OF HERE! 239 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:49,567 - CUT TOO? YEAH! - WEEEEEE! 240 00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:08,934 - LOOK AT HOW PRETTY MY GIRLS LOOK. 241 00:10:08,934 --> 00:10:11,934 - LOOK, DADDY, I TAUGHT HER TO STICK HER TONGUE OUT. 242 00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:14,633 UM, I'M GEARING UP FOR THIS TOUR. 243 00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:16,133 GET BACK TO WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 244 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:18,400 THE MOST REWARDING PART ABOUT MY CAREER 245 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,767 IS SPEAKING TO WOMEN AND FINDING OUT 246 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,500 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEIR LIVES. 247 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,667 AND THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY HAVE A DIALOGUE 248 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,200 IS TO GO ON A SPEAKING TOUR. 249 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,100 WE'RE GOING FROM CITY TO CITY IN CLOSE CITIES. 250 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,967 SO IT'S ALBANY, MASSACHUSETTS... 251 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,200 SO I THINK WE SHOULD GET A RECREATIONAL VEHICLE 252 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,367 OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT. 253 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,900 - AN RV? - YEAH. 254 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,500 SOMETHING WHERE SHE COULD BE THERE, 255 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,300 JULIE COULD BE THERE, A REFRIGERATOR. 256 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,433 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 257 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:45,800 I FEEL LIKE WE'LL ENJOY THE RIDE THEN. 258 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,066 IT'S LIKE FULL-OUT BALLER. 259 00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:48,867 IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL, LIKE, A ROCK BAND. 260 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:49,900 - THAT WOULD BE FUN. 261 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,033 - HOW ABOUT THIS IDEA: 262 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,667 WE COULD SHRINK-WRAP IT IN SKINNYGIRL 263 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,200 SO IT'S ALSO LIKE A BILLBOARD. 264 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:57,333 SO WE'RE--IT'S AN AD. - YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING. 265 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,333 - THE ONE ISSUE I HAVE WITH THIS WHOLE ENTIRE THING 266 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,033 IS YOU'RE NOT POOPING ON-- IT'LL BE ONE PERSON 267 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,433 POOPING ON THE VEHICLE AND IT'S HER. 268 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,533 YOU'RE NOT GOING-- YOU'RE NOT USING THE BATHROOM. 269 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,200 - WHY? I MEAN, WHAT IS THERE A BATHROOM FOR? 270 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,867 - IF YOU WANT TO PEE AND IF YOU WANT TO GO IN, 271 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,734 YOU CAN POOP ELSEWHERE WHEN WE STOP. 272 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:12,967 WE CAN STOP AS MANY TIMES-- - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 273 00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:14,633 WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO GO? 274 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,000 - I WILL STOP AND GO IN THE STREET. 275 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,333 - SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IF WE ARE TRAVELING 276 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,266 LATE AT NIGHT AND NOTHING'S OPEN, 277 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,600 WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GO 278 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,066 IF I HAVE TO POOP? 279 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:26,900 - IF THERE IS AN EMERGENCY, AND NOTHING IS OPEN, 280 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,166 YOU'RE GONNA GO IN YOUR PANTS, THEN YOU MAY USE IT. 281 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,133 - OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T TELL ME 282 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,400 TO GO IN THE WOODS. 283 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,533 - MAYBE, BUT I DON'T THINK SO. 284 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,000 IF IT'S NOT A DRASTIC EMERGENCY, 285 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,600 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE BATHROOM 286 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,867 IN THE TOUR BUS. 287 00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:39,333 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO IN THERE? 288 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,300 BLOW IT UP? - YES, OF COURSE. 289 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,333 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 290 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,800 HAVE YOU MET YOURSELF? 291 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,233 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO IN THERE? 292 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:47,200 - BUT, BETHENNY-- IF I HAVE TO GO, I'M GOING. 293 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,266 THIS IS HOW CRAZY YOU ARE AND NEUROTIC. 294 00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:52,834 YOUR FIRST THOUGHT OF A TOUR BUS IS THIS. 295 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,967 - NO, IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME. - ALL RIGHT, THIRD THOUGHT. 296 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,667 THAT'S CRAZY. 297 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,367 - IF YOU'RE ON A PLANE SITTING IN THE BACK-- 298 00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:00,633 - TWICE I SAT IN THAT SEAT AND IT'S NOT FUN. 299 00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,800 - SO DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE BIT MORE UNDERSTANDING 300 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,133 ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION? 301 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,200 - BUT NO ONE IS SITTING IN A SEAT LIKE THAT ON THIS BUS. 302 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,800 - LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE HOW IT'S LAID OUT. 303 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,700 WHAT'S NEXT TO THE TOILET? - IT COULD BE THE KITCHEN. 304 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,667 - EXACTLY. YOU DON'T WANT TO [bleep] WHERE YOU EAT. 305 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:16,300 - IT'S GONNA BE AN ADVENTURE. - YOU READY TO GO ON TOUR? 306 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:20,600 - AAAAAAAAAAAAH! - [laughs] 307 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,033 - TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY WITH THE NEW NANNY. 308 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:37,467 [doorbell rings] - HEY, DAWA, COME ON. 309 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,100 - I'M NOT GOING TO BE INAPPROPRIATE. 310 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,967 NOTHING'S GOING TO BE INAPPROPRIATE. 311 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,300 WE ARE GOING TO BE APPROPRIATE. 312 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,533 WE'RE GONNA BE NICE AND NORMAL. 313 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:46,100 WE'RE NOT GONNA TURN THIS INTO A CHARADE. 314 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:51,100 WE ARE NOT GONNA CURSE OR DO ANYTHING WEIRD. 315 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:54,266 HIRING DAWA IS LIKE BRINGING A MONK INTO MY HOME. 316 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:56,467 AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT. HI, DAWA. 317 00:12:56,467 --> 00:13:00,500 IS IT DOWA OR DAWA? - DAWA. D-A-W-A. 318 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,667 - DOWA. - W-A. 319 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:04,867 - GOT IT? DOWA. - IT'S DAWA. 320 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,567 - SAY IT ONE MORE TIME. MY NAME IS... 321 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:09,233 - MY NAME IS DAWA. - SHE SAYS DOWA. 322 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:11,533 - I SAID THAT. - NO, YOU SAID DAWA. 323 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,000 - YOU SAID DAWA. I SAID-- - IT'S DOWA. 324 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,600 - I SAID DOWA. - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 325 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,834 YOU SAID DAWA. - SAY IT AGAIN. 326 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,367 - DOWA. 327 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,233 - ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT STRAIGHT, WELCOME. 328 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,200 - WHO'S RIGHT? GO. ONE. - DOWA. 329 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,900 - DOWA. - YOU SAID SAME THING. 330 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,266 - THANK YOU. PERFECT. 331 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,633 - ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT WE HAVE... 332 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:29,934 - YES, YOU CAN HOLD. THIS IS THE BABY. 333 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,300 SO YOU'RE FROM INDIA OR YOU'RE FROM TIBET? 334 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,767 - OH, ACTUALLY, MY FAMILY WAS FROM TIBET, 335 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,166 BUT I WAS BORN IN INDIA. 336 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,333 - YOU'RE BORN IN INDIA. YOUR PARENTS ARE FROM TIBET. 337 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,200 SO YOU'RE VERY CALM. WE'RE VERY HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 338 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,533 - THANK YOU. ME TOO. 339 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,767 - SO WE HAVE TO SHOW YOU AROUND A LITTLE, DAWA. 340 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:49,367 - SO, YEAH, I'M THE BOSS. SHE'S FINE. 341 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:51,033 AND SHE DOESN'T NEED MUCH HELP. 342 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,467 I'M THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE BEING NANNY TOO. 343 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,433 ALSO, I'M CRAZY. FORGOT TO MENTION THAT. 344 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:57,567 I'M CRAZY. I LIKE EVERYTHING VERY ORDERED. 345 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,867 I'M VERY NEAT. 346 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,800 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD 347 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,967 "OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE" MEANS, BUT YOU WILL SOON LEARN. 348 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,734 THIS IS A NUTHOUSE. 349 00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:08,233 WE JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE THE BABY. 350 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:10,033 ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS THAT YOU LOVE THIS BABY. 351 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,633 THAT YOU PLAY WITH HER, THAT YOU ENJOY HER, 352 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:14,433 AND THAT YOU BECOME PART OF OUR FAMILY 353 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:17,800 BECAUSE WE--I DON'T LIKE A LOT OF NEW PEOPLE. 354 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,433 SO THIS IS A BIG TRANSITION FOR ME. 355 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,967 - THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. - RIGHT. 356 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,400 - SHE SEEMS SLEEPY. - WHAT? 357 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,100 - SHE LOOKS SLEEPY. - YOU WANT TO GO SLEEPIES? 358 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,533 - SHE LOOKS SLEEPY. - COME ON, I'LL GO SLEEPIES. 359 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,567 - I LOVE THIS WOMAN ALREADY. SHE'S NICE AND NORMAL. 360 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:31,166 SO THIS IS HER ROOM. - MOMMY'S CRAZY SOMETIMES. 361 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,633 BUT WE LOVE HER. - SO IF YOU SLEEP OVER, 362 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:33,800 THIS COMES OUT. 363 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,300 THIS IS HER GAY PRIDE MONKEY. 364 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,467 OKAY. OVER HERE, I'VE GOT ALL HER ONESIES, 365 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:41,100 HER PAJAMAS, HER SOCKS, TIGHTS, BURP CLOTHS, 366 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,567 BIBS, OUTFITS, 6 TO 9, 9 TO 12. 367 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,900 TOWELS. HER SHEETS. ALL HER BOOKS ARE OVER HERE. 368 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,867 THIS IS HER CLOSET. EVERYTHING'S MIXED TOGETHER. 369 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,333 SO YOU CAN ORGANIZE HOWEVER YOU WANT. 370 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,867 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET CRAZY. - THIS IS WHERE I OBSESS. 371 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:57,100 OKAY. OKAY, SO THEN WE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE GARAGE. 372 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,834 WE CALL IT "THE GARAGE." 373 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:02,033 OKAY, SO IN HERE IS WHERE WE STORE EVERYTHING. 374 00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:05,433 HERE'S ALL THE FORMULA, PAMPERS, FOOD SIPPY CUPS, 375 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,967 BABY WASH, AND BABY LOTION, AND BABY SUNSCREEN. 376 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:10,533 AND THEN THERE'S TYLENOL FOR WHEN I TALK A LOT 377 00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:11,700 AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, 378 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,133 WHICH WILL HAPPEN. 379 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:14,767 I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD JUST BREAK THEM EARLY. 380 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:18,500 OUT OF THE GATE. 250 MILES AN HOUR. 381 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,400 WHY SUGARCOAT IT? 382 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,600 - DAWA, YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR US? 383 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,633 - LIKE... 384 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,533 - IF YOU TOOK ANYTHING FROM TODAY, 385 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,400 JUST TAKE CARE OF THE BABY AND MAMA'S CRAZY. 386 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:34,433 - RIGHT. GOT IT? OKAY. EXCELLENT. GOOD TALK. 387 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,967 - [chuckles] 388 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,333 - HEY. - YO. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 389 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,667 HOW ARE YOU? - WHAT'S UP, MY FRIEND? 390 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,934 - YOU'RE ALL SMILEY. IT MUST BE SOME GOOD NEWS. 391 00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:56,567 WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF AN ISSUE 392 00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:59,367 WITH THE SUPPLY OF SKINNYGIRL MARGARITAS 393 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,166 ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 394 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:04,100 AND I'VE BEEN WORKING CLOSELY WITH DAVID 395 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,467 AND TRYING TO BETTER UNDERSTAND WHAT REALLY ARE THE ISSUES 396 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,266 WITH PRODUCTION. 397 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,934 YOU'RE GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR. WHAT'S GOING ON? 398 00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:13,100 - I HAVE GOOD NEWS. WE ARE COMPLETELY CAUGHT UP 399 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,834 ON THE PRODUCTION SIDE. - WOW. 400 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:18,500 - AND WE ARE NOW IN 40 STATES. - 40? 401 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,600 - 40. - WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD ON. 402 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,867 - 4-0. - WE WERE IN 13 403 00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,500 AND WE'RE IN 40? - CORRECT. 404 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,266 - SO IF I TELL THE BOSS, 40 IS 40? 405 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,867 - CORRECT. - OH, MY GOD. 406 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,400 AWESOME. - IT'S A GOOD DEAL. 407 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,533 - SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED. 408 00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,800 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY THOUGH. 409 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,300 - "WHY AREN'T WE IN 50?" 410 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,834 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER TEN STATES? 411 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,166 - RIGHT. - SO I'LL ASK YOU. 412 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,500 WHAT'S UP WITH THE OTHER TEN? 413 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,066 - THERE ARE A COUPLE OF CONTROL MARKETS 414 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,300 THAT ARE RUN BY THE STATE. 415 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,767 THEY COME ONLINE WHEN THEY COME ONLINE. 416 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,834 BUT I DON'T SEE WHY BY THE SUMMER 417 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:47,066 WE WOULDN'T BE IN ALL 50 STATES AND HAVE SOLID DISTRIBUTION. 418 00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:48,400 LET ME SAY THIS. 419 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,166 WE CAN PRODUCE ENOUGH RIGHT NOW TO BE FAR AND AWAY 420 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,500 THE NUMBER ONE READY-TO-DRINK IN THE MARKET. 421 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,533 - REALLY? - YEAH. 422 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,000 - I'M EXCITED. - SO YEAH. 423 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,133 - THAT'S AWESOME. YOU DID A PHENOMENAL JOB. 424 00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,266 I MEAN, I KNOW SHE BREAKS YOUR HORNS. 425 00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:01,767 - NO. NEVER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 426 00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:04,433 - WE ALL KNOW BETHENNY BUSTS MY BALLS TO NO END. 427 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,867 SHE TORTURES DAVID. 428 00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,734 AND THE OTHER PRODUCTS-- EVERYTHING'S...? 429 00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:10,066 - EVERYTHING'S GOOD. 430 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:12,300 I MEAN, THE SANGRIA IS IN GOOD SHAPE. 431 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,533 - HOW ABOUT THE MINIS AND THE 1.75s? 432 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,367 - THE 175 IS-- - OR THE JUGS. I'M SORRY. 433 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:18,667 - THE JUGS, YES. WE'LL GET THOSE OUT BY APRIL. 434 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,133 AND THEN THE MINIS-- - HI. 435 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,433 - OH, HEY. 436 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:23,867 - YOU'RE INTERRUPTING OUR BIG MEETING. 437 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,567 - IT'S JUST NICE TO KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO GO 438 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,200 TO EVERY SINGLE MEETING. 439 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,266 ONCE IN A WHILE, I CAN NOT GO TO SOMETHING 440 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,767 AND JASON CAN BE THERE AND TAKE SOME OF IT 441 00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,166 OFF OF MY PLATE. 442 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,500 - I'M THINKING PROBABLY AROUND JUNE 443 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,500 WE'LL GET THE MINIS OUT. 444 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,033 - FOR REAL, THOUGH, 445 00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:39,367 IT HAS TO BE FOR SUMMER. - YEAH YEAH YEAH. 446 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,233 - HOLD ON. WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 447 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,834 ALL RIGHT, NO MORE BUSINESS TALK. 448 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,166 - ARE WE MAKING ENOUGH PRODUCT? 449 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,667 - I'M GONNA TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER. 450 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,367 YOU'RE GONNA BE VERY HAPPY, RIGHT? 451 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,667 - I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY. 452 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,333 - YES, YOU DO. 453 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,266 YOU KNOW EVERY WAY THAT I CAN'T BE HAPPY. 454 00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:55,567 - DAVID, I LOVE WHEN YOU BRING GOOD NEWS. 455 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,533 I LOVE YOU, MAN. - LOVE YOU TOO, MAN. 456 00:17:57,533 --> 00:18:02,000 - YOU GUYS HAVE A NICE, LITTLE BROMANCE GOING. 457 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:15,033 WHO'S MY BIGGEST GIRL AND MY SECOND-BIGGEST GIRL? 458 00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:19,000 - BETHENNY, YOU WANT ME TO DO YOUR HAIR? 459 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,667 - DO I WANT YOU TO DO MY HAIR? - YEAH. 460 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,834 - YOU KNOW HOW TO DO HAIR? 461 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,867 - YEAH. I USED TO DO HAIRDRESSING IN INDIA. 462 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,367 - YOU'RE A HAIRDRESSER IN INDIA? 463 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,433 - YEAH. - GET OUT OF HERE! 464 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:30,567 - YEAH. - LIKE FROM WET TO DRY? 465 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,567 LIKE BLOW-DRY MY HAIR? - YEAH, BLOW-DRY. YEAH. 466 00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,867 - WEEEEEE! 467 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,000 JULIE! - WHAT? 468 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,467 - GET IN HERE! - WHAT? 469 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:41,667 - DAWA IS A HAIRDRESSER. - SHUT UP, DAWA, ARE YOU SER-- 470 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,433 YOU WORKED AT A SALON OR SOMETHING? 471 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:47,166 - YEAH. AND I USED TO CUT THE HAIR ALSO. 472 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,900 - CUT TOO? YEAH! - OH, MY GOD! 473 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:49,934 WAIT, CAN COLOR IT? - YEAH. 474 00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:51,467 - OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 475 00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,266 YOU KNOW HOW TO COLOR HAIR? LOOK AT ALL THE GRAYS. 476 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,900 OH, WE'RE GETTING A FULL-ON, FULL-SERVICE SALON HERE. 477 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,600 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS TOUR BUS THING? 478 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,000 I WANT TO DO IT NO MATTER WHAT. 479 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,066 I'M ICE-SKATING IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 480 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,934 AND NOW I'M DOING A SPEAKING TOUR 481 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,433 AROUND THE COUNTRY IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. 482 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:18,767 SO I GUESS I AM NOW A PERFORMANCE ARTIST. 483 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,367 - MY QUESTION IS IS SHOULDN'T-- 484 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,734 WHEN THE TOUR BUS IS MOVING-- SHE BE IN A SEAT THOUGH? 485 00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:26,800 WHEN IT'S MOVING MOVING? YOU CAN'T JUST RUN AROUND. 486 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,800 - DOESN'T IT SIMULATE, LIKE, A HOUSE? 487 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,633 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE STILL DRIVING. 488 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,300 IMAGINE IF A 14-- YOU'RE DRIVING. 489 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,767 EVERYONE'S SAFE. 490 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:36,567 AND A 14-WHEELER JUST JAMS INTO YOUR TOUR BUS. 491 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:37,900 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 492 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,066 I'VE NEVER SEEN A 14-WHEELER CRASH INTO ANYTHING. 493 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,433 BUT THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT VISION 494 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:42,834 INTO MY BRAIN. 495 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:43,900 - NO MATTER WHAT, NO ONE SHOULD BE-- 496 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,433 NO MATTER HOW LONG-- 497 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,867 - BABY SHOULDN'T BE FLYING THROUGH THE AISLES. 498 00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,100 I GET THAT. 499 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,767 - AND THEY SHOULDN'T BE SITTING IN A PLAYPEN. 500 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,100 - BUT WHEN YOU'RE IN A PLANE, 501 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,600 YOU SHOULD BE MOST OF THE TIME IN YOUR SEATBELT. 502 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,533 BUT WHEN YOU'RE UP IN THE AIR, YOU WALK THE BABY AROUND. 503 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:55,900 YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. THAT'S MOVING. 504 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,834 - BUT YOU'RE IN A PLANE. - YEAH. WHY IS PLANE--? 505 00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:00,266 - THE CHANCES OF CRASHING IN A PLANE ARE, LIKE, 506 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,800 1 OUT OF 8 GAJILLION. 507 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,767 IN A CAR, IT'S, LIKE, 1 OUT OF 20. 508 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,300 - ALL RIGHT. AND WHAT IS IT IN AN RV? 509 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:09,467 - 1 OUT OF 20. - ALL RIGHT. 510 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:12,367 IT'S ALL DRY? THANK YOU, DAWA. 511 00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:14,633 GOOD JOB. WERE YOU NERVOUS? 512 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,900 - YEAH. - NO, YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 513 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,633 GREAT JOB. LET ME SEE. 514 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:23,066 IT LOOKS GOOD. THANK YOU. 515 00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:26,533 WELCOME TO THE TEAM. 516 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,834 COMING UP... - THE FIVE GIRLS ARE LEAVING? 517 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,834 - ALL GIRLS. ONLY GIRLS. NO BOYS ALLOWED. 518 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,100 - NO BOYS ALLOWED. - OH, MY GOD. 519 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,934 PEACE FOR TWO DAYS. WHOO! 520 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,533 - WELCOME TO SPICE MARKET. - THANK YOU. 521 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:54,500 I HIRED A HAIRSTYLIST. A NEW HAIRSTYLIST. 522 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,900 - YEAH? - YES. SHE'S TIBETAN. 523 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,266 - WHO'S THE HAIR-- DAWA DID YOUR HAIR? 524 00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:01,300 - FULL-ON. HOW DOES IT--? - IT LOOKS PRETTY DAMN GOOD. 525 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,667 I MEAN, YOU HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. 526 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:03,967 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 527 00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:05,667 DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE JULIE START DOING MANICURES 528 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,667 AND PEDICURES? - LET'S NOT NEGLECT THE BABY. 529 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,200 - NO, THE BABY'S FINE. 530 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,066 THE BABY IS ABSOLUT-- - MOMMY NEEDS HER HAIR DONE. 531 00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:12,400 - ABSOLUTELY. - THE BABY'S GONNA BE-- 532 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,734 - THE BABY IS ODDLY MATURE. 533 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:16,400 SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. 534 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,233 CAN YOU GUYS MAKE TWO SKINNYGIRL MARGARITAS? 535 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,767 - ALL RIGHT. 536 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,166 - DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE WENT OUT THE OTHER DAY 537 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,900 WHEN THE PAPARAZZI WAS OUTSIDE TAKING PICTURES? 538 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:26,500 THEY THINK JAKE'S OUR MANNY. - [laughs] DID YOU TELL HIM? 539 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,166 - I DID TELL HIM. HE PROBABLY LOOKED IT UP. 540 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,166 HE WAS ALL PROBABLY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW FAT HE LOOKED. 541 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,834 - OH, IS HE NEUROTIC LIKE THAT? 542 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,500 - TOTALLY. HE'D BE A GREAT MANNY. 543 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,834 - HOW DO YOU REPLACE DAWA? - WE'RE REPLACING HER ALREADY? 544 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:38,100 - BY THE WAYS, SHE HAS US BY THE BALLS RIGHT NOW. 545 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,433 - WHY? 546 00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:41,266 - IF SHE WOULD WANT MORE MONEY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 547 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,333 SHE'D BE, LIKE, "LISTEN..." 548 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:43,800 - NO ONE HAS ANYBODY BY THE BALLS. 549 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,000 - SHE WATCHES OUR BABY AND DOES AN EXCEPTIONAL JOB. 550 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,800 AND SHE DOES HAIR. - I KNOW. 551 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,600 - WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THAT? 552 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,867 - AT THE MOMENT, I'M FEELING LIKE WE HIT THE NANNY JACKPOT. 553 00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:55,166 SHE DID MY HAIR AND SHE TAKES CARE OF MY BABY. 554 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,266 IT IS A WIN-WIN AROUND HERE. 555 00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:58,667 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA EVER PART WITH DAWA. 556 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:01,533 - NO WAY. PEACE IN THE HOME. 557 00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:03,000 - I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING I NOTICED. 558 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 SHE DOESN'T HAVE AN APPETITE LIKE A TRUCK DRIVER EITHER. 559 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,467 - NO, I THINK SHE MIGHT BE NANNA-REXIC 560 00:22:07,467 --> 00:22:08,700 BECAUSE SHE'S TERRIFIED TO EAT. 561 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,800 [laughter] 562 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,367 - NANNA-REXIC. - NO. I'M SERIOUS. 563 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,867 WOW. 564 00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:19,066 - WELL, SHE'S SO QUIET, IT'S LIKE SHE'S NOT EVEN THERE. 565 00:22:19,066 --> 00:22:20,433 - I KNOW. - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 566 00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:21,867 SHE SAID TO ME-- SHE'S, LIKE, 567 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,567 "I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I DIDN'T THINK YOU GUYS 568 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:24,967 WERE GONNA HIRE ME." 569 00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:26,800 - WHEN DOES SHE SPEAK? SHE DOESN'T TALK TO ME AT ALL. 570 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,200 IS SHE TERRIFIED OF ME? 571 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,834 - LISTEN, IT'S ME PULLING IT OUT TOO. 572 00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:31,100 - SHE BLOW-DRIES HAIR. 573 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,734 - YOU'LL BE, LIKE, "PUT THE BABY DOWN 574 00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:34,200 GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND DO MY HAIR." 575 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,734 - NO, IT'S JUST NICE TO KNOW THAT ONCE A WEEK, 576 00:22:35,734 --> 00:22:37,000 THIS COULD HAPPEN. 577 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,600 - ONCE A WEEK YOUR ASS. OH, MY GOD. 578 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,266 YOU'LL BE DOING IT AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK. 579 00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:43,867 - IT'S SO SILKY. [laughs] - SHE CUT GUYS' HAIR TOO? 580 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,567 - YES. SHE CUTS AND SHE COLORS TOO. 581 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:47,800 - WOW. I THINK I'M LIKING THIS DEAL TOO. 582 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,200 TO OUR NANNY WHO DOES HAIR. - I LIKE IT. 583 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,066 - ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S THE EXCITING NEWS. 584 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,867 - HA. 585 00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:56,433 - I GOT A NUMBER FOR YOU. YOU TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS. 586 00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:58,567 - OKAY. - 40. 587 00:22:58,567 --> 00:23:02,300 - MY AGE. - AS IT PERTAINS TO BUSINESS. 588 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,500 SO YOU KNOW WE WERE IN 13 STATES. 589 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,367 - RIGHT. - WE'RE IN 40 STATES. 590 00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:09,133 - 40 STATES? - 40 STATES. 591 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:11,567 - OH, MY GOD. YAY! - IT'S EXCITING, HUH? 592 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:12,834 - TOTALLY EXCITING. - CHEERS. 593 00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,934 - WHAT'S UP WITH THE OTHER 12 STATES? 594 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:16,400 ARE THERE 52 STATES OR 50? 595 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,600 HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE IN THIS COUNTRY? 596 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,867 - 50. - OKAY. 597 00:23:18,867 --> 00:23:21,834 WHAT'S UP WITH THE OTHER 10 STATES? 598 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:25,166 - REMEMBER WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT ENJOYING--ENJOYING? 599 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:27,166 - YES. - SO YOU ENJOYED IT FOR A SIP. 600 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,300 - NO, I'M INTO IT. 601 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,633 - AND THIS IS EXACTLY WORD FOR WORD 602 00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:32,300 WHAT I SAID TO DAVID. 603 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:35,000 LET'S REWIND AND JUST BE EXCITED ABOUT 40 STATES. 604 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,333 - I'M TOTALLY EXCITED. - WE WERE IN 13. 605 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,934 - THAT'S CRAZY. - A FEW MONTHS AGO. 606 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:41,867 - WE WERE IN 13 COLONIES AND NOW WE'RE IN 40 STATES. 607 00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:44,400 I LIKE IT. FIRST OF ALL, CHEERS TO YOU. 608 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,400 THANK YOU. - I'M GLAD TO HELP. 609 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,000 - I LIKE THAT YOU LIKE TO GET INVOLVED. 610 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,100 - DID I DO A GOOD JOB? - GREAT JOB. THANK YOU. 611 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:54,800 HOW DID IT GO FROM 13 TO 40 IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME? 612 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,200 - ALL THE CHALLENGES THAT WE HAD, 613 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,000 WE PRETTY MUCH SOLVED THOSE PROBLEMS. 614 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,900 AND NOW WE'RE ON TWO PRODUCTION LINES. 615 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:03,367 AND IT'S ALL OF THOSE THINGS HAS GOTTEN US 616 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:04,700 TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY. 617 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:07,667 AND WE'RE ONLY THERE LIKE A LITTLE OVER A YEAR. 618 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:10,133 A LITTLE OVER A YEAR. - HERE'S MY QUESTION. 619 00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:12,934 PEOPLE HAVE WANTED TO BUY US AND WE WERE ONLY IN 13 STATES. 620 00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:14,700 WE WEREN'T EVEN AT FULL PRODUCTION 621 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,033 AND WE WEREN'T ABLE TO SUPPLY. 622 00:24:16,033 --> 00:24:17,567 AND PEOPLE WANTED TO BUY US THEN. 623 00:24:17,567 --> 00:24:19,433 ARE WE BEING STUPID TO THINK ABOUT EVEN SELLING 624 00:24:19,433 --> 00:24:22,667 THIS BRAND AT THIS POINT WHEN IT COULD BE SO HUGE? 625 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:24,166 IT'S A BIG CONFLICT. 626 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,767 SEVERAL BIG COMPANIES-- 627 00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:28,367 IRONICALLY SOME OF THE ONES THAT I ORIGINALLY PITCHED 628 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:31,433 THE SKINNYGIRL IDEA TO-- HAVE BEEN INTERESTED 629 00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:33,333 IN BUYING US. 630 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,600 - ANYBODY WHO COMES IN TO WANT TO BUY THIS IS GONNA-- 631 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,967 - GET THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY. 632 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,667 - BUT IT'S GONNA BE A BIG NUMBER. 633 00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:40,000 A NUMBER THAT YOU COULD PROBABLY 634 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,266 NEVER EVEN FATHOM. 635 00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:43,200 - OH, I COULD FATHOM. BUT, YEAH. 636 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,333 - I COULDN'T. - AN UNFATHOMABLE NUMBER. 637 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,800 - I COULDN'T. - YEAH. 638 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,934 - BUT LET'S ENJOY IT. - WE SHOULD THANK DAVID. 639 00:24:48,934 --> 00:24:50,266 - HE'S WORKED HARD ON IT. 640 00:24:50,266 --> 00:24:52,100 - WE'RE THE ODD COUPLE, BUT IT'S WORKED. 641 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,033 - ODD COUPLE? - I GIVE HIM A LOT OF CREDIT 642 00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:55,433 FOR HAVING FAITH IN US. 643 00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:57,400 TOOK IT TO A LOT OF COMPANIES-- BIG COMPANIES-- 644 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,600 THAT TURNED ME DOWN. 645 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,433 NOW THEY ALL WANT TO BUY US. 646 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:01,834 THE SAME COMPANIES. 647 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,567 I REMEMBER GOING AND KNOCKING ON DOORS 648 00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:05,734 AND SITTING IN THEIR-- AND TELLING THEM THE IDEA 649 00:25:05,734 --> 00:25:07,400 AND THEM LOOKING AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY. 650 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,066 AND HE WAS THE ONE GUY THAT WANTED TO DO IT. 651 00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:11,800 - YEAH? - REALLY. IT'S INCREDIBLE. 652 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,467 HOW ARE YOU? - I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 653 00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:30,100 HOW ARE YOU DOING? - I HAVE BEEN BAD. 654 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,300 I HAVE SAID YES TO EVERYTHING. 655 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:37,700 MY--I'VE SAID--YOU COULD ASK ME TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT, 656 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:38,967 TO WORK AT THE RESTAURANT NEXT DOOR, 657 00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:43,333 TO BE A BUS BOY, TO--I'VE SAID YES TO EVERYTHING. 658 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,567 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 659 00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:47,467 THE ONLY THING IS WHEN I DON'T FEEL RESTED. 660 00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:50,967 WHEN I FEEL SORT OF A LITTLE FRAZZLED AND UNHEALTHY, 661 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,734 I KIND OF WONDER WHAT THE END GAME IS 662 00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:57,900 AND IF I--ONE DAY, MY HUSBAND AND I REALLY WILL 663 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:01,667 JUST, LIKE, RELAX ON THE BEACH WITH MY DAUGHTER 664 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:06,367 WHEN I'VE ACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH AND WORKED SO HARD 665 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,834 TO PROVIDE EVERYBODY WITH EVERYTHING 666 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,033 THEY COULD EVER WANT FINANCIALLY. 667 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,033 AND MY CHILD'S COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING. 668 00:26:12,033 --> 00:26:13,367 AND I'LL JUST BE, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 669 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:15,100 "REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO WORK LIKE A DOG 670 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,200 AND NOW I JUST WANT TO RELAX ALL THE TIME." 671 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,934 I WONDER IF THAT WILL REALLY BE. 672 00:26:18,934 --> 00:26:20,800 AND I HOPE THAT THAT WILL BE THE CASE. 673 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,000 BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU'RE JUST ON A TREADMILL 674 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,066 THAT YOU NEVER GET OFF OF. 675 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,500 AND I'M AWARE OF THAT. 676 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,533 AND I WOULD LIKE FOR THAT NOT TO BE THE CASE. 677 00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,600 BUT SOMETIMES YOU'RE IN IT. YOU'RE DOING SO MUCH. 678 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,767 AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN SURE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 679 00:26:32,767 --> 00:26:36,700 - MM-HMM. - SO... 680 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:40,467 YOU KNOW. LOOK, A LOT OF IT'S GREAT AND AMAZING. 681 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:43,967 AND I AM HAPPY. AND I AM--I DO FEEL LUCKY. 682 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:46,567 BUT I WANT--I JUST LIKE A LITTLE SPACE BETWEEN EVERYTHING 683 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:48,133 SO I CAN JUST REALLY ENJOY IT. 684 00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:50,333 AND IT'S GOING SO QUICKLY. 685 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,266 - LOOK, WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT TODAY 686 00:26:52,266 --> 00:26:54,367 AND THE VERY FIRST DAY WE MET 687 00:26:54,367 --> 00:26:57,433 IS YOU TOLD ME THE VERY FIRST DAY THAT WE MET 688 00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:59,734 THAT YOU WERE REALLY TRYING TO FOCUS ON BALANCE 689 00:26:59,734 --> 00:27:02,400 AND YOU FELT LIKE YOU WERE "AT YOUR BREAKING PONT." 690 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,600 DO YOU REMEMBER SAYING THAT? - YES. YES. 691 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,266 - YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE AT THE PLACE RIGHT NOW. 692 00:27:06,266 --> 00:27:07,600 - I'M NOT. 693 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,066 - THE PATTERN THOUGH IS, I THINK, IS CONTINUING. 694 00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:12,867 - I COULD GET THERE AGAIN AND COME IN HERE AND... 695 00:27:12,867 --> 00:27:15,100 - THERE'S A LOT OF BIG DIFFERENCES THOUGH. 696 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,700 YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU'VE GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY. 697 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,333 AND YOU'VE GOT A HUSBAND YOU LOVE AND LOVES YOU. 698 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:22,967 BUT THE GOING 100 MILES AN HOUR THING 699 00:27:22,967 --> 00:27:25,066 IS STILL GOING ON. - YEAH. 700 00:27:25,066 --> 00:27:26,800 - I DON'T THINK IT'S BOTHERING YOU NOW. 701 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,834 - IT IS WHAT IT IS. 702 00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:29,633 I NEED TO LEARN MORE TO COPE WITH IT 703 00:27:29,633 --> 00:27:31,467 AND HOW TO SAY "THIS IS WHAT IT IS. 704 00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:32,633 "LET ME NOT FREAK OUT. 705 00:27:32,633 --> 00:27:34,300 LET ME NOT FREAK OUT ON EVERYONE AROUND ME." 706 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:36,900 "LET ME NOT BECOME SOME CRAZY PER-- 707 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,500 "LET ME JUST UNDERSTAND 708 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,433 "THAT THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE IS RIGHT NOW. 709 00:27:40,433 --> 00:27:42,166 "I AM THE LUCKIEST PERSON TO HAVE IT BE THAT. 710 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,800 "HERE'S HOW WE'RE GONNA MANAGE IT. 711 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,600 "I'M GONNA KNOW THAT I'M NOT GONNA-- 712 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,767 "YOU KNOW, THIS WILL BE A BLACK AREA UNDER HERE. 713 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:48,867 AND THAT'S WHAT IT IS." 714 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,433 RATHER THAN TORTURE MYSELF 715 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:51,900 AND SIT THERE FOR SIX HOURS 716 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:53,166 ABOUT THE FACT THAT I CAN'T SLEEP. 717 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,333 ACCEPT I CANNOT SLEEP. WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? 718 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,166 I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING MORE LIKE THAT. 719 00:27:57,166 --> 00:28:00,166 - MM-HMM. - ACCEPT WHERE I AM. 720 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,867 AND I'D LIKE TO BE MORE LIKE MY HUSBAND. 721 00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:04,600 HE WOULD KIND OF JUST ACCEPT IT, AND EMBRACE IT, 722 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,533 AND WHAT-- HOW DO WE MAKE IT EASIER? 723 00:28:06,533 --> 00:28:08,700 SO I WOULD LIKE TO KIND OF DO THAT MORE. 724 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,934 - OKAY. 725 00:28:09,934 --> 00:28:11,367 - AND I THINK I'M DOING THAT A LITTLE MORE, 726 00:28:11,367 --> 00:28:12,633 WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE SAYING 727 00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:14,100 I'M NOT AT MY BREAKING POINT. 728 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,900 'CAUSE I'VE TAKEN ON WAY MORE THAN THAT DAY I CAME IN 729 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,100 AND SAID I WAS AT MY BREAKING POINT, FOR SURE. 730 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:20,667 - UM, HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT TODAY? 731 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,033 - I LIKE IT. 732 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,700 IT'S--IT'S-- I JUST LIKE TALKING TO-- 733 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:27,633 UNFORTUNATELY, I-- I DON'T MEAN IN A NEGATIVE WAY. 734 00:28:27,633 --> 00:28:29,600 I DON'T--NOT THAT I TALK AT PEOPLE, 735 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,633 BUT IT'S ALWAYS-- IT'S TRANSACTIONAL. 736 00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:33,367 - MM-HMM. 737 00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,333 - THIS IS KIND OF MORE, LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS?" 738 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,667 ISN'T THAT GREAT THAT I'M TELLING YOU 739 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,867 WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE. 740 00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:39,333 NOT JUST ON A PAGE FOR A BOOK 741 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,333 OR WHAT TIME IS MY 3:00, MY 4:00? 742 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:43,333 THIS IS--I LIKE IT. I THINK IT'S NICE. 743 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:47,033 IT'S A TIME TO JUST STOP AND JUST DISCUSS. 744 00:28:47,033 --> 00:28:48,533 AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT BUSINESS. 745 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:52,433 - AND CHECK IN WITH YOURSELF. - RIGHT. 746 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:54,133 - ON THAT NOTE, I DO HAVE TO STOP. 747 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,767 - CAN'T I JUST STAY? - YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY. 748 00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:57,066 - CAN'T I JUST STAY? - I HAVE TO GO. 749 00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:58,133 - NO, CAN'T WE JUST STAY AND TALK MORE? 750 00:28:58,133 --> 00:29:00,233 - I'M SORRY. - ALL RIGHT. 751 00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:01,900 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY. 752 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:03,567 NOT MANY MEN THROW ME OFF THEIR COUCH. 753 00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:06,066 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'LL LET IT GO THIS TIME. 754 00:29:06,066 --> 00:29:08,367 SEE YOU LATER. - I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 755 00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:09,633 - COMING UP... 756 00:29:09,633 --> 00:29:12,533 OH, MY GOD. I'M SO HAPPY. I'M GONNA CRY. 757 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,567 - WE'RE NEVER LEAVING. - IT'S NOT FUNNY. 758 00:29:14,567 --> 00:29:15,934 - IT'S SO COOL. 759 00:29:15,934 --> 00:29:17,533 - THIS IS KIND OF DREAM COME TRUE. 760 00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:19,834 - IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE? YEAH. 761 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:27,967 - HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD. HOW YOU DOING? 762 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,567 - I'M WELL. THERE'S JUST BEEN SO MUCH GOING ON 763 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,467 AND WE KEEP TALKING ABOUT TRYING TO BE IN THE MOMENT 764 00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:32,867 AND CELEBRATE EVERYTHING. 765 00:29:32,867 --> 00:29:35,100 SO I FEEL LIKE THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS, 766 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:38,100 WE TAKE A WEEK TO OURSELVES WITH THE BABY IN MALIBU. 767 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:40,333 I WANT TO RENT A HOUSE IN MALIBU WITH MY FAMILY. 768 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,834 WE CAN RELAX ON THE BEACH. 769 00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:44,767 WE CAN DO OUR LITTLE WEST COAST CHRISTMAS THERE. 770 00:29:44,767 --> 00:29:47,266 AND THEN I'M GONNA GO TO THE FINALS 771 00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:48,467 FOR SKATING WITH THE STARS. 772 00:29:48,467 --> 00:29:52,133 I WANT TO RENT A HOUSE ON THE BEACH. 773 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:53,800 MACDADDY. 774 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,467 - ON THE BEACH? THAT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF MONEY. 775 00:29:55,467 --> 00:29:57,433 - I KNOW YOUR BALLS ALL RIGHT SWEATING AS WE SPEAK 776 00:29:57,433 --> 00:29:58,934 RIGHT NOW SO RELAX. 777 00:29:58,934 --> 00:30:01,166 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SO... - SWEATING BULLETS. 778 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,667 HERE'S THE HOUSE. - WOW. THAT'S AWESOME. 779 00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,367 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S THE BACKYARD? 780 00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:09,433 - YEAH. - OH. I'M IN. 781 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:12,300 I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND A COUPLE DAYS 782 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,667 AT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S 783 00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,333 'CAUSE IT'S REALLY THEIR FIRST CHRISTMAS TOO 784 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:16,934 WITH THEIR GRANDCHILD. 785 00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:19,066 - OF COURSE. ALL RIGHT. SO WE'LL COMPROMISE. 786 00:30:19,066 --> 00:30:21,333 WE'LL GO TO L.A. AND THEN WE'LL GO TO YOUR PARENTS. 787 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,166 - ARE YOU EXCITED? - VERY. 788 00:30:37,533 --> 00:30:39,266 - ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GOT YOUR SWEATER? 789 00:30:39,266 --> 00:30:43,734 GRAB THE DIAPER BAG. OKAY, I GOT THE BABY. 790 00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:46,500 THIS IS THE--THIS IS YOUR BAG AND THE BABY'S BAG. 791 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,767 I SENT ALL THE DIAPERS. I SENT THE FORMULA. 792 00:30:49,767 --> 00:30:51,400 I SHIP IT. WE CARRY ON. 793 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,867 YOU KNOW WHAT CARRY ON IS? - YES. 794 00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:56,033 - WE ARE A CARRY ON FAMILY. LIGHT AND TIGHT. 795 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:58,066 I DON'T LIKE A LOT OF STUFF. 796 00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:00,066 YOU GOING TO CALIFORNIA? YOU GONNA COME WITH US? 797 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,367 - ALL RIGHT, THE BOOB IS GONNA GO. 798 00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:04,133 - YAY. GOING TO THE FINALS. 799 00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:07,834 AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE. THIS PROCESS IS EXHAUSTING. 800 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:11,233 I FEEL HAGGARD AND FRAZZLED. 801 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:14,133 AND I FEEL LIKE I LOOK ABOUT 140 YEARS OLD. 802 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:17,467 DRESS. CLOTHES. BABY LOTION. [mumbles] 803 00:31:17,467 --> 00:31:18,767 - I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS, OKAY? 804 00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:20,367 - THAT'S MY LIST. KISSES. 805 00:31:20,367 --> 00:31:23,133 - I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS. I LOVE YOU. I'LL MISS YOU. 806 00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:24,200 - OKAY. 807 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,633 - I HAVE TO STAY BACK FOR SOME WORK. 808 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,300 AND I'M GONNA MISS THEM. 809 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:30,000 BUT I KNOW AS SOON AS I LAND IN CALIFORNIA, 810 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,667 IT'S GONNA BE BACK TO THE CRAZINESS. 811 00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:33,900 - LOVE YOU. BYE, DADDY. 812 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:35,367 - THE FIVE GIRLS ARE LEAVING? 813 00:31:35,367 --> 00:31:36,800 - ALL GIRLS. ONLY GIRLS. NO BOYS ALLOWED. 814 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,400 - NO BOYS ALLOWED. 815 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,233 - SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS APPRECIATE THE NEXT TWO DAYS 816 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,500 OF SILENCE. 817 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,200 I'LL MISS YOU GUYS. 818 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,900 OH, MY GOD. PEACE FOR TWO DAYS. WHOO! 819 00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:12,767 - COOKIE, IT'S OUR HOUSE. 820 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:21,100 [car horn beeps] 821 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:25,967 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 822 00:32:25,967 --> 00:32:28,800 - WE'RE ON THE OCEAN. AND I CAN HEAR THE WAVES. 823 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,467 AND IT'S JUST-- THERE'S NO CLUTTER IN THE HOUSE. 824 00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:34,600 OH, MY GOD. I'M SO HAPPY. I'M GONNA CRY. 825 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,166 I LOVE THE MINIMALIST FEELING. I JUST LOVE THE ANONYMITY OF IT. 826 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,667 I MEAN, IT DOES LOOK LIKE SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY. 827 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,266 A PLACE WHERE I COULD OBSESSIVELY LINE UP TOWELS 828 00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:45,367 AND THEN KILL MY SPOUSE. 829 00:32:45,367 --> 00:32:47,500 BUT IT LOOKS REALLY RELAXING AS WELL. 830 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,834 IT'S TOO MUCH. - OH, MY GOSH. 831 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,200 - WE'RE NOT GOING TO ANY RESTAURANTS. 832 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,700 WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE. 833 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,467 - WE'RE NEVER LEAVING. - IT'S NOT FUNNY. 834 00:32:55,467 --> 00:32:58,400 - IT'S SO COOL, RIGHT? IT'S SO AWESOME. 835 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,800 - ARE YOU EXCITED? - YEAH. 836 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,266 - WAIT, WE CAN WALK ALONG-- 837 00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,934 YOU CAN WALK ALONG THE BEACH, RIGHT? 838 00:33:03,934 --> 00:33:06,400 - NEW YORK IS A NUTHOUSE. IT'S JUST A JUNGLE. 839 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,867 IT REALLY IS. 840 00:33:07,867 --> 00:33:10,800 YOU'RE JUST SWINGING FROM VINES TRYING TO CATCH ANOTHER ONE. 841 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,934 TRYING TO, LIKE, MACHETE OTHER PEOPLE TO GET A SUBWAY, 842 00:33:15,934 --> 00:33:18,433 OR A TAXI, OR GET DOWN THE STREET. 843 00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:21,767 AND NOW WE'RE IN MALIBU AND IT'S JUST, LIKE, "AH." 844 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,367 - DO YOU WANT TO COME LOOK UPSTAIRS? 845 00:33:23,367 --> 00:33:27,266 - I DON'T RIGHT NOW. - OKAY. LET'S GO LOOK UPSTAIRS. 846 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:30,433 - WE'RE HOME, COOK. - THERE'S A BATHROOM. 847 00:33:30,433 --> 00:33:32,600 - OH, MY GOSH. 848 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,500 - DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CHILL OUT WITH ME HERE 849 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:35,900 FOR ONE WEEK? 850 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,166 - THERE'S THREE TVs. 851 00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:40,700 THERE'S THREE TVs. 852 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:43,200 - WHAT'S DOWNSTAIRS? 853 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,967 - THIS IS KIND OF DREAM COME TRUE. 854 00:33:44,967 --> 00:33:47,100 - IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE? YEAH. 855 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:48,834 - WAIT, THERE IS TEMPERATURE. 856 00:33:48,834 --> 00:33:50,400 THIS MIGHT BE A STEAM SHOWER. 857 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,533 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. IT'S A STEAM SHOWER. 858 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,500 - THIS MIGHT BE STEAM. 859 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,433 THIS MIGHT BE A STEAM SHOWER. 860 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:56,967 OH, MY GOD, IT IS. 861 00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:59,233 OH, MY GOD, START IT. MAKE IT START HAPPENING. 862 00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:02,367 I COULD JUST BE RELAXING WITH MY FAMILY ON THE BEACH, 863 00:34:02,367 --> 00:34:04,133 AND INSTEAD, I DECIDED TO FULFILL 864 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:09,400 SOME DUMB, DICK, DOUCHE BAG CHILDHOOD FANTASY DREAM. 865 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,567 I MIGHT AS WELL BE A 54-YEAR-OLD MAN 866 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:14,633 GETTING PLUGS, WITH A SMALL DICK, 867 00:34:14,633 --> 00:34:16,333 AND BUYING A RED FERRARI. 868 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:20,734 I MEAN, THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO MY DUMB ASS 869 00:34:20,734 --> 00:34:22,500 GOING OUT TO L.A. TO ICE SKATE, 870 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:25,000 AND TAKE MY ENTIRE FAMILY TO WAKE OUR ASSES UP 871 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,600 AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING EVERY DAY 872 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,266 TO WATCH HELL AND MY ASS FREEZE OVER. 873 00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:31,934 JOHNNY WEIR WENT ON THE TELEVISION SHOW LAST NIGHT 874 00:34:31,934 --> 00:34:33,433 AND SAID TO ME, 875 00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:34,633 "SINCE YOU DON'T CARE WHAT THE JUDGES THINK, 876 00:34:34,633 --> 00:34:36,333 I DON'T CARE TO WATCH YOU." 877 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,333 - [laughing] I KNOW. 878 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:39,834 - YOU SAW THAT? 879 00:34:39,834 --> 00:34:41,367 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 880 00:34:41,367 --> 00:34:43,100 YEAH, EVERYBODY'S A COMEDIAN AROUND HERE. 881 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:45,333 - THE MIDDLE GUY. - THE LITTLE GUY--WHAT? 882 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,266 - THE MIDDLE ONE. - THE MIDDLE GUY, YEAH. 883 00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:49,333 - HE SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOU ANYMORE." 884 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:50,367 - YEAH. [laughter] 885 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:51,900 - THAT'S SUPPORTIVE. 886 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,900 - HE'S A GAY. - HE'S A GAY. 887 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,700 HE IS A GAY. 888 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,767 HE'S A GAY THAT DOESN'T LIKE ME. 889 00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:58,600 MANY GAYS LIKE ME. 890 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,800 THAT IS A GAY THAT DOES NOT LIKE ME. 891 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,834 - HE'S NOT A FAN. 892 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,700 - RIGHT, BUT YOU CAN'T BE BIASED AND BE A JUDGE. 893 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,200 - NO, YOU CAN'T AND BE A JUDGE. 894 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,800 YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU'RE A CONTESTANT. 895 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,266 BUT-- - RIGHT, BUT I-- 896 00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:12,100 HOW AM I ON A SHOW WHERE A JUDGE SAID "I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOU" 897 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,500 AND I HAD A RUN-IN WITH HIM LAST WEEK? 898 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,767 LIKE, I'M IN A FULL-ON WAR WITH A JUDGE. 899 00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:17,533 CAN'T WE THINK OF SOMETHING? 900 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,233 I'M BEING SERIOUS. I WANT TO BE HERE. 901 00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:21,133 THIS IS-- I WANT TO ENJOY THIS. 902 00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:22,867 - WELL, YOU'RE SICK. 903 00:35:22,867 --> 00:35:24,767 - I REALLY DO FEEL VERY SICK. 904 00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:27,333 I FEEL, LIKE, A BOUT OF SCURVY COMING ON. 905 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,333 - [laughs] SCURVY. 906 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:31,000 - I DO, I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH CITRUS FRUITS. 907 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,900 - [laughs] 908 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:36,133 - I'VE LOST, LIKE, 65 POUNDS. - THAT'S TRUE. 909 00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:37,700 - I LOOK LIKE THE WOMAN ON SHUTTER ISLAND. 910 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,467 - THAT'S TRUE. 911 00:35:39,467 --> 00:35:41,734 NO, YOU NEED--WE NEED TO EAT REALLY WELL THIS WEEK. 912 00:35:41,734 --> 00:35:42,734 YOU NEED TO. I DON'T NEED TO. 913 00:35:42,734 --> 00:35:44,100 YOU NEED TO. 914 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,734 - ASIDE FROM RENTING A HOUSE IN MALIBU 915 00:35:45,734 --> 00:35:48,433 AND PREPARING FOR THE SKATING WITH THE STARS FINALE, 916 00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:51,600 I HAVE TO BE THE PERFECT WIFE AND PERFECT MOTHER 917 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,767 AND PERFECT HOMEMAKER AND PERFECT DOMESTICATRESS, 918 00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:56,367 WHATEVER THAT MAY BE. 919 00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:59,066 AND SO WE HAVE TO HAVE CHRISTMAS OUT HERE. 920 00:35:59,066 --> 00:36:02,700 THIS WAS--THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE VACATION WEEK. 921 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,000 I JUST DIDN'T-- - I KNOW. 922 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,533 - I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE, LIKE-- 923 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:09,367 I DIDN'T THINK THAT JUDGES WOULD BE WARRING WITH ME. 924 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,667 I DIDN'T REALLY THINK I WOULD GET THIS FAR. 925 00:36:11,667 --> 00:36:14,367 I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD BE IN THE FINALS. 926 00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:15,834 IT WAS LIKE A FUN, CUTE THING TO DO. 927 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:18,000 I REALLY JUST DIDN'T-- - I ALWAYS KNEW, 928 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,300 BECAUSE WE TRY TO TAKE VACATIONS. 929 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,934 IT NEVER WORKS, SO I KNEW THE ENTIRE TIME 930 00:36:20,934 --> 00:36:23,266 THAT YOU WOULD BE SKATING WHILE WE WERE IN MALIBU. 931 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:28,400 LIKE, IT WAS REALLY A VALIANT EFFORT. 932 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:39,533 [dog barking] 933 00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:40,934 - HERE WE GO. 934 00:36:40,934 --> 00:36:42,934 [barking] - YOU--YOU KNOW WHO I AM. 935 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:45,433 YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD? 936 00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:47,066 - YOU KNOW WHO HE IS. 937 00:36:47,066 --> 00:36:49,967 - UH, THIS HOUSE IS RIDICULOUS. 938 00:36:49,967 --> 00:36:51,300 - YOU LIKE IT? 939 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,200 - NOW I WANT TO GO SURFING. 940 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,433 I WANT TO JUST, LIKE, HANG OUT. 941 00:36:54,433 --> 00:36:55,600 - DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SURF? - NO. 942 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,500 - I THINK YOU'D PROBABLY BE GOOD AT IT. 943 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,400 YOU'RE AN ATHLETE, RIGHT? 944 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,266 - I CAN DO ANYTHING. 945 00:36:59,266 --> 00:37:01,100 - OH, WELL, YOU CAN'T-- 946 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,467 YOU GOT MY ASS IN THE FINALS. 947 00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:03,867 - I THINK IT WAS MORE YOU FOR ME. 948 00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:05,166 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT DO I KNOW? 949 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,633 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 950 00:37:06,633 --> 00:37:08,600 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT? 951 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,367 - IT'S GOTTEN SO FAR BEYOND ANYTHING THAT WE CAN EXPLAIN. 952 00:37:12,367 --> 00:37:13,700 IT'S JUST-- 953 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,333 I CAN'T EVEN-- I HAVE NO WORDS. 954 00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:17,533 - IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE CHILLY 955 00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:19,367 BUT IT'S GOOD. - OH, MY GOOD LORD. 956 00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,066 - OH, MY GOD, I FEEL GOOD. 957 00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:22,734 - YOU LITERALLY WALK OUT AND YOU'RE ON THE BEACH. 958 00:37:22,734 --> 00:37:25,000 THIS IS JUST-- IT'S OBSCENE. 959 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,300 - I KNOW. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE-- 960 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:28,100 WHAT OTHER WORD I CAN USE TO DESCRIBE IT. 961 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:31,166 - I KNOW. HOW AWESOME IS THIS? 962 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,367 CHEERS. 963 00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:34,667 - THIS IS NICE. - GOOD, RIGHT? 964 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:35,834 - AND THEN THE DOG-- 965 00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:38,166 SHE'S FINALLY FOUND HER CALLING. 966 00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:40,400 SHE LOVES IT. LOOK AT HER. 967 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,233 GO, COOKS! YAY! 968 00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:46,934 YAY! YAY! 969 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:49,433 YOU MADE IT, YOU'RE HOME! LOOK HOW HAPPY. 970 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,400 SHE'S IN AN APARTMENT ALL THE TIME. 971 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,166 LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT HER GO. 972 00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:55,367 NO, IT'S A DIFFERENT DOG. 973 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:57,367 I WANT TO MOVE OUT HERE SO BAD. 974 00:37:57,367 --> 00:37:59,100 BUT I WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS. 975 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:03,066 - I THINK MOST OF THE POPULATION WANTS TO LIVE LIKE THIS. 976 00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:05,166 - SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING? 977 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,533 - WE'RE JUST GONNA-- WE'RE JUST GONNA BE OURSELVES. 978 00:38:07,533 --> 00:38:09,100 - WE ARE NOT THE TEAM THAT COMES IN AND, LIKE-- 979 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,166 - NO. 980 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,200 - THEY DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY. 981 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,467 THEY'RE ALL, LIKE-- 982 00:38:12,467 --> 00:38:13,567 - OH, THESE GUYS-- - GUESS WHAT. 983 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:15,200 THE LOSERS ARE COMING. 984 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,633 - OH, [bleep], THEY'RE IN THE FINALS NOW. 985 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:18,467 WATCH OUT FOR THE UNDERDOGS. YOU NEVER KNOW. 986 00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:20,767 - NO, THEY DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY AT ALL. 987 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:22,066 THEY THINK WE'RE THE LOSERS. 988 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,266 WE GOT BEAT BY SEAN YOUNG, 989 00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:25,500 WHO FELL TWICE. - RIGHT. 990 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,200 - NO, I WOULDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY EITHER. 991 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,333 BUT SOMEHOW, WE'RE CLINGING ON TO THAT BOTTOM RUNG LIKE, 992 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:33,100 "I HOPE WE MAKE IT!" 993 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,233 AND SOMEHOW-- AND SOMEHOW IT'S JUST LIKE 994 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,233 WE'RE STILL ALIVE. 995 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:39,166 - WE'RE IN IT TO WIN IT NOW. I MEAN, WE'RE IN THE FINALS. 996 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:40,367 WE COULD PULL IT OFF. 997 00:38:40,367 --> 00:38:41,767 YOU NEVER KNOW, STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. 998 00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:42,934 WE COULD WIN. 999 00:38:42,934 --> 00:38:46,900 COOKIE, BABY, THAT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE. 1000 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,300 HONEY, YOU'RE TRESPASSING. 1001 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,633 NOT THAT I HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE. 1002 00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:51,200 COOKIE! [smacks kisses] 1003 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,900 COME ON, BABY. SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE. 1004 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,900 I KNOW YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE. 1005 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,700 - I LIKE HOW YOU TALK TO HER LIKE SHE IS A PERSON. 1006 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:00,000 - SHE IS A PERSON. SHE IS A BITCH. 1007 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,467 SHE IS A BITCH. 1008 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:03,367 - I THINK I'VE SEEN THAT SIDE OF HER. 1009 00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:05,700 - SHE IS NAOMI CAMPBELL MEETS LINDSAY LOHAN. 1010 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:07,033 - WHOO! 1011 00:39:07,033 --> 00:39:08,900 - OH, MY GOD, I WANT TO MOVE OUT HERE. 1012 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,800 I HAVE SO MANY BUSINESS THINGS GOING ON OUT HERE. 1013 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,300 AND WE COULD LIVE HERE, BUT IT WOULD BE LIKE, REALLY-- 1014 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:15,600 "A," CONVINCING MY HUSBAND, 1015 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,033 "B," FEELING LIKE I'D BE BETRAYING MY FANS, 1016 00:39:18,033 --> 00:39:19,633 'CAUSE I AM SUCH A NEW YORKER. 1017 00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:22,000 TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU, I LIKE IT BETTER OUT HERE. 1018 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,166 - FOR WHAT REASON? 1019 00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:24,467 WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER ABOUT IT? 1020 00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:26,300 - I'M SO INTENSE AS A HUMAN BEING, 1021 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,233 AND NEW YORK IS SO INTENSE AS A PLACE. 1022 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,934 BUT I WANT TO BE HERE. 1023 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:32,533 IT'S MORE CHILL OUT HERE. 1024 00:39:32,533 --> 00:39:34,567 AND PEOPLE DON'T SEE ME AS CHILL. 1025 00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:37,667 - NO. NO, NO. 1026 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,734 I'LL FIRMLY AGREE WITH THAT. COME ON, YOU KNOW. 1027 00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:43,800 - I KNOW, I KNOW. - AND THAT'S OKAY. 1028 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,233 - BY THE SAME TOKEN, SOMEONE LIKE YOU 1029 00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:46,567 COULD USE A DOSE OF NEW YORK. 1030 00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:48,300 YOU NEED A LITTLE ZAP OF MOTIVATION. 1031 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,100 - NO, I NEED A KICK IN THE ASS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 1032 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,333 - AND YOU NEED A DIRECTION. 1033 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:52,834 - HEY, THAT'S--YES. 1034 00:39:52,834 --> 00:39:54,867 - YOU NEED A DIRECTION AND A PASSION AND A KICK IN THE ASS. 1035 00:39:54,867 --> 00:39:56,767 COMING UP... - YEAH. 1036 00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:58,834 I DON'T UNDERSTAND 1037 00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:01,066 WHY YOUR BABY DOESN'T MAKE ANY NOISE. 1038 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:04,633 YOUR DOG IS HARDER TO DEAL WITH THAN YOUR BABY. 1039 00:40:04,633 --> 00:40:06,066 - WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT. 1040 00:40:06,066 --> 00:40:08,033 - [laughs] THAT'S JUST-- 1041 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,834 - MMM. 1042 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:21,600 MMM-MMM-MMM MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM. 1043 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,533 I AM SO HUNGRY. 1044 00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:25,433 I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING HERE. 1045 00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:27,166 - IS THAT A LITTLE PIZZA? 1046 00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:28,867 - IT'S LIKE A CHICKEN QUESADILLA. 1047 00:40:28,867 --> 00:40:30,367 THE FOOD'S GREAT. 1048 00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:32,200 CAN YOU PUT SOME MUSIC ON SO WE CAN DANCE? 1049 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,967 I AM PUMPED. 1050 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,967 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR BABY DOESN'T MAKE ANY NOISE. 1051 00:40:38,967 --> 00:40:40,233 - HAVE YOU BEEN AROUND OTHER BABIES? 1052 00:40:40,233 --> 00:40:41,967 'CAUSE I HAVE NOT, SO I JUST BELIEVE YOU. 1053 00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:43,700 - YEAH, THIS IS RI-- THIS IS ABSURD. 1054 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,834 - I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT SOUND NEGATIVE, 1055 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:47,834 BUT THAT'S NOT NORMAL. 1056 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:51,467 BECAUSE SHE JUST IS LIKE, "I'M COOL WITH ANY SITUATION." 1057 00:40:51,467 --> 00:40:53,800 - SHE'S REALLY CHILL, RIGHT? - WHAT BABY DOES THAT? 1058 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,333 - I DON'T KNOW. 1059 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:58,567 - YOUR DOG IS HARDER TO DEAL WITH THAN YOUR BABY. 1060 00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:00,500 - WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT. 1061 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,000 - [laughs] THAT'S JUST--WHAT? 1062 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,367 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. 1063 00:41:04,367 --> 00:41:05,467 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A STEREO? 1064 00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:07,100 - DON'T-- 1065 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,367 - 'CAUSE YOU HAVE IT ON DVD. THAT'S THE FIRST PROBLEM. 1066 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,567 - YEAH, BECAUSE THERE'S NO-- 1067 00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:12,367 THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I CAN PUT THIS IN. 1068 00:41:12,367 --> 00:41:14,567 - THAT'S VOLUME. WHERE'S TUNING? 1069 00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:15,633 [static hissing] 1070 00:41:15,633 --> 00:41:18,166 NO, WHERE-- 1071 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:22,800 HOW DO WE NOT KNOW HOW TO WORK A STEREO? 1072 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,333 PRETEND THIS YOUR JOB, AND WE ALL HAVE TO-- 1073 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,567 PRETEND WE'RE ON THE AMAZING RACE, 1074 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:27,633 AND WE HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 1075 00:41:27,633 --> 00:41:32,266 - WHAT DOES "BLU-RAY" MEAN? 1076 00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:34,567 - OH, FEELS SO GOOD. 1077 00:41:34,567 --> 00:41:36,100 - WELL, I GOT THE-- I GOT THE CONTROL. 1078 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,500 [Bryn coos] 1079 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:40,500 - SOMEONE HELP, SOMEONE HELP, SOMEONE. 1080 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,867 AGAIN. 1081 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:43,033 [Bryn laughs] 1082 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:46,000 WHY IS THAT FUNNY? 1083 00:41:47,867 --> 00:41:51,133 JULIE'S JOB IS A LITTLE STRESSFUL. 1084 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:55,066 COOKIE, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 1085 00:41:55,066 --> 00:41:56,934 - I GOT IT. - NICE. 1086 00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:59,300 [dance music plays] 1087 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,867 - TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN. 1088 00:42:00,867 --> 00:42:08,867 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1089 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,166 THIS WAS JUST A NICE LITTLE BREAK 1090 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:22,834 TO JUST CALM ME DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 1091 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,734 JUST, LIKE, GIVE ME A SAFE ROOM WITH NO SHARP INSTRUMENTS. 1092 00:42:24,734 --> 00:42:29,667 BEFORE THE STRESS OF THE SKATING WITH THE STARS FINALE. 1093 00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:37,567 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1094 00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:39,500 SOMEBODY HAD MEXICAN TONIGHT. 1095 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,967 [dog barks] - BOO-BOO. 1096 00:42:41,967 --> 00:42:43,100 - GOOD DOG. - I TOLD YOU. 1097 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,533 - DID YOU ENJOY? 1098 00:42:44,533 --> 00:42:47,333 YOU ARE GOING TO [bleep] YOURSELF SILLY. 1099 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:50,100 PLEASE DO IT ON THE BEACH, NOT IN THIS HOUSE. 1100 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,967 NO DINNER, YOU'RE-- IT'S DONE. 1101 00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:54,333 YOU HAD SALSA, GUACAMOLE, CHICKEN ENCHILADAS. 1102 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,934 IT'S OVER. 1103 00:42:55,934 --> 00:42:59,367 [laughter] 1104 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:01,567 NEXT, ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1105 00:43:01,567 --> 00:43:03,200 - OH, MY GOD. HELLO? 1106 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,333 - DADDY'S HOME. 1107 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,133 - THIS IS AWESOME. 1108 00:43:06,133 --> 00:43:07,333 I WANT TO GET THE TOUR. 1109 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,867 WHAT, YOU SLEEP OVER NOW? 1110 00:43:08,867 --> 00:43:10,967 - WE HAD A THREE-WAY LAST NIGHT. 1111 00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:12,734 YOUR BALLS FEEL GREAT. 1112 00:43:12,734 --> 00:43:14,834 OKAY, SO, UH, HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO-- 1113 00:43:14,834 --> 00:43:17,734 - THAT'S JUST WHERE YOUR LEG IS. I'M SORRY. 1114 00:43:17,734 --> 00:43:22,633 - WHEN SANTA OFFERS YOU A RIDE ON HIS SLEIGH/DUMP TRUCK, 1115 00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:25,433 YOU GOTTA TAKE A RIDE TO LOOK AT THE TREES. 1116 00:43:25,433 --> 00:43:26,967 [clattering] 1117 00:43:26,967 --> 00:43:28,567 [indistinct chatter] 1118 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:32,900 - OH, HELL NO. 1119 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:34,500 THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE DOING DOWN THAT WAY. 1120 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,834 - WE'RE GONNA BE GOING DOWN THAT. 1121 00:43:37,667 --> 00:43:40,667 - THAT IS SO AWESOME! - WOW! 1122 00:43:40,667 --> 00:43:41,867 - WE'RE HEADED OUT FOR THE SKINNYGIRL TOUR. 1123 00:43:41,867 --> 00:43:44,333 FIRST STOP: RED BANK, NEW JERSEY. 1124 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:47,867 UM, THERE'S A RULE ON THE BUS. 1125 00:43:47,867 --> 00:43:50,233 NO NUMBER TWO. RULE NUMBER ONE: NO NUMBER TWO. 1126 00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:52,433 - I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 1127 00:43:52,433 --> 00:43:53,767 - OH, PLEASE. - WHOA. 1128 00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:55,834 "TONIGHT, BETHENNY FRANKEL." 1129 00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,266 - OH, YAY! 1130 00:43:57,266 --> 00:44:00,100 I'VE SPOKEN TO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE... 1131 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:02,200 BUT I'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO THOUSANDS. 1132 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,500 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1133 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,166 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 1134 00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:08,934 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com