1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,700 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,700 WE NEED SOMETHING TO, LIKE, HOLD IT UP. 3 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:07,834 [flatulence] 4 00:00:07,834 --> 00:00:11,100 - OH, SORRY. [laughter] 5 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:13,967 - THE TREE IS GONNA FALL OVER. - HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 6 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:15,834 - WE ARE NOT THE TEAM THAT COMES IN-- 7 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:17,867 - NO. - THEY DON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY. 8 00:00:17,867 --> 00:00:19,900 - WATCH OUT FOR THE UNDERDOGS. YOU NEVER KNOW. 9 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,100 - JUST--MY FAMILY HAS NOT HAD A LOT OF HAPPINESS 10 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:25,166 IN... 11 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:26,900 A LONG TIME. 12 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,834 AND YOU'VE BROUGHT THAT HAPPINESS TO US. 13 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:31,000 - DON'T MAKE ME CRY, HONEY. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,333 - AND I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 15 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,000 IT'S WILD TO SEE YOUR NAME UP IN LIGHTS. 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,400 - BETHENNY FRANKEL! 17 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,533 [cheers and applause] 18 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:44,667 - AND NOW, THE SEASON FINALE OF BETHENNY EVER AFTER. 19 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,266 [cheers and applause] 20 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:59,033 - THANK YOU SO MUCH! 21 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:06,166 THE MOST REWARDING PART ABOUT MY CAREER 22 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,867 IS SPEAKING TO WOMEN 23 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,567 AND FINDING OUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THEIR LIVES 24 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:13,200 AND WHAT I'VE INSPIRED THEM TO DO 25 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,133 AND HEARING BACK WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT MY LIFE 26 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,834 AND MY DECISIONS AND WHAT WORKS 27 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:19,100 AND WHAT THEY WANT. 28 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,600 AND THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY HAVE A DIALOGUE 29 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,333 IS TO GO ON A SPEAKING TOUR. 30 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:27,066 [cheers and applause] 31 00:01:27,066 --> 00:01:30,400 WAIT, I NEED A PICTURE OF YOU GUYS. 32 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,433 [cheers and applause] 33 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:37,767 AWESOME! 34 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,266 AWESOME! 35 00:01:41,266 --> 00:01:44,967 OH, MY GOD. HOW ARE YOU GUYS? 36 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:46,900 [cheers and applause] 37 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,433 OH, MY GOODNESS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU... 38 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:53,367 ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, 39 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:57,367 THIS GIGANTIC, LIFE-CHANGING DEAL 40 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,700 IS THROWN INTO THE MIX. 41 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:02,633 ONE OF THE LARGEST SPIRITS COMPANIES IN THE WORLD 42 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:04,533 WANTS TO BY SKINNYGIRL COCKTAILS. 43 00:02:04,533 --> 00:02:06,266 THIS WAS AN IDEA-- 44 00:02:06,266 --> 00:02:08,200 I HANDED IT TO EVERY LIQUOR COMPANY, 45 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,533 WALKED IT AND BEGGED... 46 00:02:09,533 --> 00:02:11,433 "THIS IS THE BEST IDEA. PLEASE..." 47 00:02:11,433 --> 00:02:13,100 YOU KNOW, NO ONE WANTED IT. 48 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,867 ALL THESE BIG COMPANIES THAT NOW WANT TO BUY US, 49 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,367 NO ONE WANTED IT. THIS IS A DRE-- 50 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:18,066 WOMEN ARE THE ONES GOING TO LIQUOR STORES, 51 00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:20,066 BUYING LIQUOR, AND ALL THESE MEN 52 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:22,166 ARE RUNNING THESE COMPANIES, SAYING, "NO, WE DON'T WANT IT." 53 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:23,166 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW? 54 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:24,600 IT'S JUST CRAZY. 55 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:28,900 THIS LITTLE ACORN OF AN IDEA IS JUST-- 56 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:31,300 IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE. 57 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:33,667 IT'S NOT REALLY THAT EASY TO GET SOMEWHERE GREAT. 58 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:35,533 IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK, 59 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:37,300 AND YOU GIVE UP A LOT, BUT YOU GET SO MUCH MORE. 60 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:39,000 BASICALLY, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO. 61 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 IF YOU DECIDE TO DO IT, YOU DO IT WELL. 62 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,834 IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE DESTINATION. 63 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:45,000 I WRITE A LOT ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS 64 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,900 AND THE DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIPS THAT I'VE BEEN IN 65 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,400 AND HOW, IN LIFE, I FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME-- 66 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,033 I TALK ABOUT, IN THE BOOK, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, WHERE-- 67 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:54,667 YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S SOME GUY 68 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:56,633 WHO TREATS YOU REALLY NICE, BUT, LIKE, 69 00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:58,834 HE SUCKS IN BED, AND HE HAS, LIKE, A TINY PENIS? 70 00:02:58,834 --> 00:03:00,000 [laughter] 71 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,400 AND SO, LIKE, THE NEXT GUY-- 72 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,533 YOU WANT TO TAKE THE FACT THAT HE WAS NICE, 73 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:05,467 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU WANT SOMEONE 74 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:08,266 WITH A 12-INCH SITUATION, MAYBE-- 75 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:10,133 I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING. WELL, I'M NOT KIDDING. 76 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:11,233 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN GET IT... 77 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:14,066 MORE IS MORE IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 78 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:16,300 BUT, ANYWAY, TASTE EVERYTHING, EAT NOTHING. 79 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:17,667 JUST KIDDING. OKAY. 80 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:20,867 I'M SORRY, I GET-- I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 81 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,333 I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM THIS WAY. 82 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,900 I JUST AM VERY INAPPROPRIATE, AND I CANNOT HELP THIS. 83 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:28,567 SO ARE YOU ALL, BY THE WAY. 84 00:03:28,567 --> 00:03:32,600 I MEAN, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU, OKAY? 85 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,133 ALL RIGHT, SO I THINK WE'RE AT THE POINT 86 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,467 WHERE WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. 87 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,567 OH, I WANT TO TELL YOU-- I GUESS, RIGHT? 88 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,667 DOESN'T ANYBODY WORK-- DOES ANYBODY WORK HERE? 89 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,133 YES, WE'RE DOING QUESTIONS AND-- 90 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:45,934 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 91 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,934 IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION, JUST LINE UP. 92 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:51,667 - YEAH, HI, BETHENNY. DO YOU HAVE ANY FEARS 93 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,066 OR INSECURITIES? 94 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,033 AND WHAT TO YOU DO WITH THEM IF YOU HAVE ANY? 95 00:03:55,033 --> 00:03:57,000 - WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS? 96 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,633 - WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVATION TO GO TO THE GYM ALL THE TIME? 97 00:03:59,633 --> 00:04:01,333 - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT JASON WAS THE ONE? 98 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:02,667 - WHAT'S THE BIGGEST LESSON YOU'VE LEARNED? 99 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:04,533 - OUT OF ALL THE JOBS THAT YOU'VE HAD, 100 00:04:04,533 --> 00:04:06,467 WHAT'S BEEN THE WORST JOB THAT YOU'VE EVER HAD? 101 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:08,400 - OH, MY GOD. ANSWERING PHONES IN A CUBICLE. 102 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,367 THERE WAS A GIRL WHO WORKED THERE NAMED GINA, 103 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:12,000 AND THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL WHO WORKED THERE-- 104 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,367 I THINK HER NAME WAS INA. 105 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,133 AND I WOULD ANSWER THE PHONE, AND I SAID, "EENA." 106 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:17,133 AND SHE CAME OUT, AND SHE WAS SO PISSY-- 107 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,800 AND SHE'S, LIKE, A BIG PUBLICIST IN L.A. 108 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,400 AND SHE WAS, LIKE, "IT'S INA!" 109 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,300 AND I SAID, "IT'S EEENA VAGEENA, INA VAGINA. 110 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,333 LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF." 111 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,600 EVERYBODY GETS TO ASK ANY QUESTION THEY WANT, 112 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,433 AND I'VE NEVER NOT ANSWERED A QUESTION. 113 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:33,233 - SO WE KNOW THAT JASON DEFINITELY WANTS MORE KIDS. 114 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:34,533 WE WERE JUST CURIOUS 115 00:04:34,533 --> 00:04:36,734 IF AND WHEN THAT FITS INTO YOUR... 116 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:39,867 I DO WANT ANOTHER BABY. 117 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:41,967 IT'S THE MOST SPECIAL THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 118 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:44,567 I'M 40, AND SO I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE 119 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:48,367 THAT WE'LL BE 105 WHEN THE KID'S WALKING. 120 00:04:48,367 --> 00:04:50,667 BUT WE ARE WHERE WE ARE. ALL ROADS LED TO ROME, RIGHT? 121 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:54,700 AND I DO. WE'LL START TRYING AT SOME POINT. 122 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,734 I DON'T KNOW WHEN. WE TALKED ABOUT IT YESTERDAY, ACTUALLY. 123 00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:59,600 WE TALKED ABOUT-- YEAH. SO I DON'T KNOW WHEN. 124 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,333 MAYBE WE'LL GET PREG-- MAYBE WE'LL START TONIGHT. 125 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:05,133 I THINK THAT MAYBE I CAN SIMPLIFY LIFE ENOUGH 126 00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:07,967 TO BE ABLE TO BRING ANOTHER BABY INTO IT 127 00:05:07,967 --> 00:05:11,934 AND LOVE ANOTHER BABY JUST AS MUCH AS BRYN. 128 00:05:11,934 --> 00:05:15,166 [cheers and applause] 129 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,333 THANK YOU SO MUCH, RED BANK. 130 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,800 THANK YOU. 131 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,000 [cheers and applause] 132 00:05:29,834 --> 00:05:31,400 THANK YOU, DAVID. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 133 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,567 - TOMORROW. GOOD SHOW. - HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 134 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,767 GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST. - BYE. 135 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,100 - GOOD NIGHT. WATCH YOUR STEP. 136 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,400 - THANKS. 137 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,000 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? - I DON'T KNOW. 138 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,266 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? 139 00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:40,467 IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT. 140 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,500 IT'S JUST AMAZING JUST TO BE THERE, 141 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,266 LIVE AND DIRECT. 142 00:05:44,266 --> 00:05:46,633 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE WHOLE THING? 143 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:50,000 - I MEAN, I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING 144 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,033 THAT, LIKE, IS SO DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU DO. 145 00:05:52,033 --> 00:05:53,767 - SO I WOULDN'T CHANGE MUCH FROM TONIGHT FOR TOMORROW. 146 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,467 WOULD YOU? - NO. 147 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:57,000 - JUST SHORTER-- THE "Q" AND "A." 148 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,900 - THE QUESTION-AND-ANSWER NEEDS TO BE SHORTER. 149 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,367 - IT'S ALL JUST VERY SURREAL, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 150 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:02,800 - I LIKE THE NOTE CARDS. - IT'S JUST LESS RUSTLING. 151 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,533 - YEAH. AND YOU LIKE THAT, WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE-- 152 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:05,800 LIKE HOW YOU DO YOUR BOOK. 153 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,066 - IT'S VERY...YES. IT'S VERY STRUCTURED. 154 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:12,433 I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE SKINNYGIRL DEAL. 155 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:14,533 I WAS DEFINITELY ANTSY AND ANXIOUS ABOUT IT. 156 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:16,467 - HELLO. - OH, MY GOODNESS. 157 00:06:16,467 --> 00:06:20,333 HOW ARE YOU GUYS? HI. WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO? 158 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,600 - BASIL T'S. - BASIL T'S. 159 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,367 - OH, YOU DID GET TO GO THERE. HOW WAS IT? 160 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:25,400 - YEAH. WE GOT PIZZAS FOR YOU. 161 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,633 - DAWA, COME OUT AND HAVE SOME PIZZA. 162 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:29,033 LET DAWA OUT OF THE HOLE. 163 00:06:29,033 --> 00:06:30,266 I FEEL LIKE SHE'S IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. 164 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,300 I FEEL LIKE I'M STARVING HER. 165 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:32,700 WE PUT HER IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. 166 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:33,800 IT'S 12:00 AT NIGHT. 167 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,367 HERE, DAWA, EAT A PIECE OF PIZZA. 168 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:36,633 SHE'S BEEN IN A CONFINED BOX. 169 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,567 I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS WHAT CITY WE'RE IN. 170 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:41,233 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GINA AND DAWA 171 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:42,934 IS MIND-BLOWING. 172 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:47,166 IT'S LIKE A CACOPHONY OF SOUNDS AND DEAD SILENCE. 173 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,633 DID YOU EAT? 174 00:06:49,633 --> 00:06:51,600 ARE WE STARVING YOU? - NO. 175 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,000 - ARE WE STARVING YOU? 176 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,700 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE? 177 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,166 - WE ARE FROM RED BANK--NOW WE ARE GOING TO PHILADELPHIA. 178 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,033 - HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE? 179 00:07:00,033 --> 00:07:01,834 YOU HAVE AN ITINERARY AND A PAMPHLET? 180 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,200 - YEAH. 181 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,133 - DAWA DOESN'T SPEAK, AND SHE DOESN'T EAT. 182 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:07,900 JASON IS IN HEAVEN. 183 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,567 - THAT'S FANTASTIC. - I KIND OF WANT IT, LIKE-- 184 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,800 - IT'S SO OBNOXIOUS THAT IT'S GREAT. 185 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,767 HOW OBNOXIOUS IS IT THAT IT'S AWESOME? 186 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,533 THE NICE THING ABOUT THE BUS IS THAT YOU CAN REST. 187 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:21,467 YOU CAN LAY IN YOUR MUDGY LITTLE BLANKET 188 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:24,000 AND PUT THE LAMBY MASK ON. 189 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,233 NEXT STOP, PHILLY. 190 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:29,633 I PUT THE LAMB MASK ON, AND THEN THE LAMBS START SCREAMING. 191 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:32,800 THIS BUS IS GOOD FOR THE SEX LIFE, JASON. 192 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,100 - I KNOW. 193 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:40,867 - UH-OH. - HERE IT COMES. I SEE IT. 194 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:42,900 - WOW. LOOK AT THIS. - OH, MY GOD. 195 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,533 LOOK AT THE SKINNYGIRL LOGO. - UNBELIEVABLE. 196 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,567 - [laughs] 197 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,734 - JASON! 198 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,867 - IT'S LIKE AN APARTMENT ON WHEELS! 199 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:52,300 I LOVE IT. 200 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,567 - CAN WE SEE IT? - YEAH. 201 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,767 - GOOD. - UNBELIEVABLE. 202 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:56,967 - THERE WE GO. 203 00:07:56,967 --> 00:07:59,166 - BETHENNY, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 204 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,500 - IT'S GREAT, RIGHT? - IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 205 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,934 THE BUS IS AWESOME. 206 00:08:01,934 --> 00:08:04,200 YOU ARE THE BEST. - IT'S COOL, RIGHT? 207 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,567 - I LOVE YOU. 208 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:06,633 - IT'S BEEN INTERESTING, THIS WHOLE THING. 209 00:08:06,633 --> 00:08:08,133 YOU GUYS WILL KIND OF-- - OH, THANK YOU. 210 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:09,700 - I THINK IT WILL SHOCK YOU A LITTLE BIT TONIGHT. 211 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:12,967 IF I LOOSEN UP ANYMORE, I'LL BE SHOOTING PORN. 212 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:15,700 AND IT'S NOT EXACTLY G-RATED. 213 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,367 I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF LOOSE. 214 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,700 THERE ARE SOME FOUL WORDS THAT YOU WOULD NEVER USE... 215 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,000 - HELLO. 216 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,467 - YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH TWICE THIS WEEK. 217 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:25,800 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER IN ACTION. 218 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,333 - BETHENNY, WE WILL NEVER BE OFFENDED, HONESTLY. 219 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,567 WE'RE SUPPORTIVE OF YOU. - I KNOW. 220 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:31,700 - YOU WENT RIGHT FROM THE SKATING 221 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,633 TO THIS SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT-- THAT'S A LOT. 222 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:35,700 - I'M TORMENTING MYSELF OVER THIS BUSINESS DEAL. 223 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,166 I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU ABOUT THAT. 224 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,934 - I WAS JUST GONNA ASK YOU HOW THAT'S GOING. 225 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,734 - WE'VE BEEN BOTH STRESSING ABOUT IT. 226 00:08:40,734 --> 00:08:43,266 I'D SAY THE SITUATION'S STRESSED, WOULD YOU NOT? 227 00:08:43,266 --> 00:08:44,467 - I WOULD THINK SO. 228 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:46,000 HOW ABOUT WHEN WERE TRYING TO SELL OUR HOUSE? 229 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,233 THAT WAS CONSUMING OUR EVERY MOMENT. 230 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:48,734 - YEAH. - OH, THAT'S HARD. 231 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,233 - THE PROBLEM IS YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO SELL THIS COMPANY. 232 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:51,567 - IT'S ALL RELATIVE TOO. YEAH. 233 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:52,934 - I WASN'T TRYING TO SELL THIS COMPANY. 234 00:08:52,934 --> 00:08:55,734 - NO, THAT'S A BIG DECISION. 235 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:58,433 AND AS LONG AS YOU KEEP SKINNYGIRL, I ASSUME... 236 00:08:58,433 --> 00:09:02,000 - I STAY IN. I WOULD BE PARTNERS WITH THESE NEW BUYERS. 237 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,433 - BUT IS SKINNYGIRL STILL YOURS, OR IS IT THEIRS? 238 00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:06,734 - OH, YEAH. - WE ARE PARTNERS. 239 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:09,166 BUT EVENTUALLY THERE'S AN EARN-OUT AT A CERTAIN POINT 240 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,600 WHERE IT WOULDN'T BE-- THEY WANT ME ON 241 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,900 FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT FIVE TO EIGHT YEARS. 242 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,233 - NO, NO. NO, NO. YOU'RE PARTNERS. 243 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,533 - YES, WE'RE PARTNERS. 244 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:19,400 - SHE WILL ALWAYS STAY IN IT. - OKAY. 245 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,233 BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO SEE BRYN, WHEN SHE GETS TO BE 16, 246 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:23,800 BE SKINNYGIRL II. 247 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:28,300 - NOW WE'RE SITTING DOWN, AND THE BIG GUYS, THE GIANTS, 248 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:33,100 THE ONES WHO RUN THIS ENTIRE INDUSTRY 249 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,133 WANT TO BUY US. 250 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:37,266 MY PARTNER THINKS IT WOULD BE FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE 251 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:38,433 TO NOT DO THE DEAL. 252 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,533 THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS. - I ADMIRE YOU. 253 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:45,133 - MY PARTNER SAYS THE FIRST PILE OF MONEY THAT YOU'LL EVER MAKE. 254 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:47,934 THE MONEY SCARES ME, ACTUALLY. THE MONEY TERRIFIES ME. 255 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:50,700 - THAT'S A BIG DECISION, AND I THINK YOU'LL-- 256 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,467 - BUT I'M SO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO IT 257 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,500 THAT I DON'T LIKE SELLING ANY OF IT. 258 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,333 BUT FOR WHAT REASON? I DON'T KNOW. 259 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,800 - YEAH, BUT THE THING OF IT IS THAT'S JUST YOUR FIRST STEP. 260 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,600 YOU'RE GONNA BE GROWING FROM THIS, YOU KNOW, 261 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,133 AND GOING ON TO OTHER THINGS. 262 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,367 - YEAH, BUT, BETHENNY, THAT'S LIKE YOUR HEART AND YOUR SOUL 263 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:06,333 PUT INTO THAT-- THINK ABOUT IT. 264 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,834 REALLY, IT IS. AND I CAN UNDERSTAND 265 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,233 HOW YOU COULD FEEL LIKE THAT. 266 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:12,467 - SHE WANTS FOOD. LOOK-IT. 267 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:13,667 - THIS IS HER FAVORITE THING. 268 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,166 BUT THEN TO NEVER HAVE TO WORRY AGAIN-- 269 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,433 SHE NEVER HAS TO WORRY AGAIN. 270 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:19,100 - DID YOU SEE THAT FACE, DAD? [laughs] 271 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,767 - SMILEY FACE. 272 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,633 - I KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 273 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:24,433 - SAY, "MOM." - MOMMY. 274 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:26,767 - BETHENNY, LOOK, SHE HAS HER MOUTH OPEN. 275 00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:28,266 - SHE'S LIKE, "NO, ME, ME." 276 00:10:28,266 --> 00:10:30,433 - ALL RIGHT, SETTLE IT DOWN. 277 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,700 - AW, I MISS HER. 278 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,400 YOU ARE TALKING UP A STORM. 279 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,767 - LOOK AT HER. 280 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,900 THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? 281 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,200 - BRYN IS, EVIDENTLY, ON A SPEAKING TOUR AS WELL. 282 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,266 SHE HAS FOUND HER VOICE. 283 00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:45,500 - WELL, HERE'S TO TONIGHT. - I'LL SAY. 284 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,467 - LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. - I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 285 00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:49,367 - WE WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK. COME ON, DAWA. 286 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:50,967 - TO DAWA KNOWING WHAT STATE WE'RE IN. 287 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,333 SOMEONE TELL HER. AND FEEDING HER. 288 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:55,300 - PENNSYLVANIA, DAWA. 289 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,467 - COMING UP... 290 00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:58,934 - I'M HAVING A REAL STRUGGLE WITH MY IN-LAWS. 291 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:00,900 - UM... 292 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,567 - OVER AT THAT STAGE DOOR. 293 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:16,266 [fans shrieking] 294 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,734 - YOU DON'T LIKE LEFTOVERS? 295 00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:23,633 - NO, I CAN'T EAT LEFTOVER MEAT-- 296 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:26,533 LIKE, PHYSICALLY STOMACH. - OH, OKAY. 297 00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:28,433 SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON THE BUS? 298 00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:32,500 - I HAVE ISSUES. I WON'T GO FOR, LIKE, DAYS. 299 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,934 - AND YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE. YOU'LL GO-- 300 00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,467 - SHE HAS TO GO, AND NOW SHE HASN'T 301 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,533 BECAUSE SHE'S SO NERVOUS AND ANXIETY ON THE BUS. 302 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:38,800 - THIS IS UNHEALTHY. 303 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,800 - I KNOW. I SAID I'M GONNA BE IN HOSPITAL 304 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,233 BECAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE BACKED-UP [bleep] IN ME. 305 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,734 - OH, MY GOD! 306 00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:46,467 - IT'S JACKIE'S FIRST WEEK ON THE SPEAKING TOUR, 307 00:11:46,467 --> 00:11:48,700 AND SHE'S EVIDENTLY COME OUT OF HER SHELL. 308 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,900 NO, YOU CAN'T POISON YOURSELF ON THE BUS. 309 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:53,166 DAWA'S IN A JAIL CELL. 310 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,333 SHE'S IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. 311 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,133 I DON'T KNOW THAT SHE'S EVER LEFT THAT LITTLE HOLE 312 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,567 AND GONE TO THE BATHROOM. 313 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:01,033 WE HAVE GOT TO, LIKE, MAKE SURE SHE'S OKAY. 314 00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:02,567 WE GOT HER FOOD TONIGHT, BUT I FEEL 315 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:05,133 LIKE SHE WAS NOT GONNA RAISE HER HAND AND SAY WHAT SHE NEEDS. 316 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,500 - SHE'LL TELL ME. 317 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,467 - JASON'S PARENTS WILL UNDERSTAND A LITTLE BIT MORE 318 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:12,066 WHY I'M CRAZY, MAYBE. 319 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,867 - THEY'LL LOVE IT. - THEY'LL LOVE IT. 320 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,066 THEY LOVE EVERYTHING. 321 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,500 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THEY'LL LOVE IT"? 322 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,066 THEY LOVE THIS WALL COVERING. 323 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:21,033 - I KNOW. IT'S AWESOME. - THEY DO. 324 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:24,400 - "IT IS AWESO--" - TELL ME HOW MANY TIMES. 325 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,467 - OH, MY GOD. "THAT WAS AWESOME! 326 00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,867 YOU ARE AWESOME!" 327 00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:33,467 JASON'S FATHER IS AWESOME! 328 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,967 - WHOO! - HI. 329 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:38,900 WHAT'S UP? HOW ARE YOU? - AWESOME. 330 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,734 - WE BROUGHT YOUR FAMILY. 331 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,300 - RIP VAN WINKLE. 332 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,934 I JUST WOKE UP FROM A LONG SLEEP. 333 00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,433 - HOW ARE YOU? 334 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,967 - WHAT'S UP, GORGEOUS? HOW YOU DOING? 335 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,867 - HI. OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS IN THERE? 336 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:52,367 - UH, A LITTLE BIT OF-- - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 337 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:56,200 HI. YOU GUYS LOOK SO NICE. - HOW ARE YOU? 338 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,100 - BETHENNY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 339 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,100 - THANK YOU. 340 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,633 YOU GUYS WANT A DRINK? - YEAH. 341 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,834 - HOW ABOUT THAT CROWD OUT THERE, BETHENNY. 342 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,300 THEY'RE AWESOME. 343 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,033 HONEST TO GOD, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 344 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,300 - I KNOW. 345 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,667 - WE'RE WALKING IN, AND THE ONE GIRL YELLS, 346 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,867 "THERE'S JASON." 347 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,934 - OH, YEAH. OF COURSE. [laughter] 348 00:13:12,934 --> 00:13:15,066 - THE SKINNYGIRL DEAL-- 349 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:18,066 IT'S BEEN VERY, VERY CONSUMING AND STRESSFUL. 350 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:21,200 AND IT COULD COME IN AT ANY MOMENT. 351 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,433 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WELCOME, EVERYONE. CHEERS. 352 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:26,967 - CHEERS. - KNOCK 'EM DEAD, BETHENNY. 353 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,166 - TO A GOOD NIGHT. 354 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,033 - TO MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 355 00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:32,066 YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT. 356 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,533 - THERE'S A LOT OF PENNSYLVANIA IN MY LIFE. 357 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:40,000 [cheers and applause] 358 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I GOT TO GO. 359 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,467 HI. 360 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:52,033 OH, I LOVE THAT! 361 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,300 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 362 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,233 OH, I GOT MY RED CHAIR. 363 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:00,600 [cheers and applause] 364 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,867 CHEERS. 365 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:07,200 IT'S A LITTLE BIT ADDICTIVE DOING THE SPEAKING TOUR. 366 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,567 WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MOMENT, IT'S SO ENGAGING, 367 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:12,266 AND YOU SEE THE CROWD, AND YOU FEED OFF OF THEM. 368 00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:13,600 IT'S A RUSH. 369 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,633 SO PENNSYLVANIA'S BIG AND VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 370 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:18,133 MY ASSISTANT JULIE'S FROM PENNSYLVANIA, 371 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,400 MY ASSISTANT JACKIE'S FROM PENNSYLVANIA. 372 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,433 MY HUSBAND'S FROM PENNSYLVANIA. 373 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:26,066 [cheers and applause] 374 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,133 SO I CANNOT DISAPPOINT TONIGHT. 375 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,400 - [chanting] HAZLETON! HAZLETON! 376 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,900 - HAZLETON. 377 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:35,834 [cheers and applause] 378 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,533 THE HOPPYS ARE HERE TONIGHT. 379 00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:41,633 - I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED FOR THEM TO SEE 380 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,100 WHAT BETHENNY DOES. 381 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,900 - SO, ANYWAY--SO I ASKED A LOT OF YOU WHAT TO CALL JULIE 382 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,467 AS A TITLE, 'CAUSE SHE GOT A PROMOTION. 383 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:50,967 AND WE HAVE A NEW TITLE FOR JULIE. 384 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:55,734 AND IT IS THE COORDINATOR OF CHAOS. 385 00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:58,300 C.O.C. 386 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,233 MY IN-LAWS ARE HERE, SO I'M NOT GONNA SAY "COC." 387 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:06,600 BUT IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST CALL MY "COC." 388 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,266 I CAN'T SEE A THING IN THE AUDIENCE. 389 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:12,700 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY'RE REACTING. 390 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,867 I HOPE THEY'RE LAUGHING. 391 00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:16,500 OKAY, SO MY BOOK A PLACE OF YES-- 392 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,200 I TALK A LOT ABOUT MY FAM-- OR LACK THEREOF--FAMILY LIFE, 393 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,600 MY RELATIONSHIPS, 394 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,266 ALL TO GIVE YOU THE TEN RULES 395 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:25,533 TO GETTING WHERE YOU NEED TO GET. 396 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,567 "BREAK THE CHAIN" IS THE FIRST RULE. 397 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:31,200 AND THAT IS ABOUT THE LIFE THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE, 398 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,000 NOT THE LIFE THAT YOU FEEL THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE 399 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,166 BECAUSE OF HOW YOU GREW UP. 400 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:38,200 IT MEANS THAT THE WAY THAT MY MOTHER DECIDED 401 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,133 TO RAISE ME HAS NOTHING TO DO 402 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,834 WITH THE WAY THAT I RAISE MY DAUGHTER. 403 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:45,066 MY GIRLFRIEND AT MY WEDDING, THE DAY OF MY WEDDING, 404 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,734 SAID TO ME, "I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GIRL." 405 00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:48,266 AND I SAID, "WHY?" 406 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:50,333 AND SHE SAID, "BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE CHAIN." 407 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,533 SHE MEANT, LIKE, "YOU ARE GOING TO GET TO DO IT YOUR WAY." 408 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,166 I GET TO BE THE MOTHER I WANT TO BE, 409 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,800 AND I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING THAT MY FAMILY DID. 410 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,333 AND I GET TO BE THE PERSON I WANT TO BE. 411 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,700 AND I GET TO CHOOSE MY HUSBAND AND THE LIFE THAT I WANT. 412 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,667 AND I GET TO DO IT MY OWN WAY. 413 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,734 AND WHETHER YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU TO BE A DOCTOR 414 00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:08,033 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET TO BE DOCTORS 415 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,800 OR THEY WANT YOU TO BE DOCTORS OR WHATEVER IT IS-- 416 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,266 WHATEVER YOU'VE SEEN IN YOUR HOUSE 417 00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:14,133 OR WHATEVER YOU THINK, YOU BREAK THE CHAIN. 418 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,333 YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE THE WAY THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IT. 419 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,867 AND IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS, 420 00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,400 BUT IT IS VERY LIBERATING. 421 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,133 AND YOU BREAK THE CHAIN. UM... 422 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:26,133 [applause] 423 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,500 UH, THANK YOU. 424 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,767 THERE'S A VERY GOOD MESSAGE GOING BACK AND FORTH 425 00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:31,800 ABOUT INSPIRING ONE ANOTHER 426 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,900 AND BEING ALL THAT YOU CAN REALLY BE. 427 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,967 SO THANK YOU SO MUCH. 428 00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,967 IT HAS BEEN SUCH AN INCREDIBLE EVENING. 429 00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:43,667 AND WE'RE GOING TO NOW HAVE 430 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,400 A QUESTION-AND-ANSWER PERIOD. 431 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,734 - UH, HI, BETHENNY. - HI. 432 00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,100 - MY NAME'S BRIDGET DELISLE. 433 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,667 I JUST WANTED TO ASK A QUESTION. 434 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,200 I'VE BEEN MARRIED LESS THAN A YEAR. 435 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,533 AND YOU'VE JOINED A VERY NUCLEAR FAMILY. 436 00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:58,000 YOU KNOW, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A PART OF THAT, 437 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 AND HOW HAS IT CHANGED AND SHAPED YOU? 438 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,767 I'M HAVING A REAL STRUGGLE WITH MY IN-LAWS, 439 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,567 SO I WAS JUST WONDERING. 440 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,934 - GUESS WHAT. HERE'S THE THING-- THESE AREN'T YOUR PARENTS 441 00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,667 SO IT'S GOING TO BE AN ADJUSTMENT. 442 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,500 IT'S LIKE WALKING INTO SOME OTHER OFFICE 443 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,567 AND HAVING--AND WORKING WITH A WHOLE NEW COMPANY. 444 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:14,133 THAT'S WHY I TALKED ABOUT COMING TOGETHER. 445 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,533 - I CAN'T DRINK ABOUT ENOUGH CHARDONNAY 446 00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,967 TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE FUN. - BY THE WAY... 447 00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,433 [laughter] 448 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,767 - BUT YOU DON'T-- YOU DON'T-- 449 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,700 I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER 450 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,734 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 451 00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:24,100 THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS. 452 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,900 YOU DON'T ALWAYS DEAL WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT. 453 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,300 IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT-- THEY'RE YOUR HUSBAND'S PARENTS. 454 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,500 HE GREW UP WITH THEM. YOU DIDN'T. 455 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,934 THERE'S GOING TO BE AN ADJUSTMENT. 456 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:33,433 THERE HAS TO BE COMPASSION, COMPASSION, UNDERSTANDING. 457 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,467 THERE HAVE TO BE BOUNDARIES. 458 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:38,300 BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT YOUR HUSBAND UP ABOUT IT. 459 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,900 YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK. 460 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:43,533 AND I WOULD SAY COMMUNICATING RATHER THAN STIFLING, 461 00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:46,100 WHICH I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, IS THE WAY TO GO. 462 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,400 - BUT DO YOU--AND I KNOW THAT THEY'RE SITTING HERE-- 463 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,433 BUT DO YOU FIND THAT THEY'RE FANTASTIC, 464 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:53,734 OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE NOT-SO-FANTASTIC TIMES, 465 00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,400 LIKE MAYBE CHRISTMAS OR...? 466 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,300 - MY IN-LAWS ARE THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE. 467 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:01,667 YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST AMAZING, NICEST, MOST KIND PEOPLE 468 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:05,867 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, RIGHT? 469 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,467 BUT WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME, 470 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,667 IT HAS TO BE AN ADJUSTMENT FOR ME, 471 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:11,166 BECAUSE THEY HAVE HAD 40 YEARS OF A DYNAMIC 472 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,333 THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE ME. 473 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,467 AND LOOK AT ALL THIS. 474 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,133 THIS ISN'T NORMAL FOR THEM EITHER. 475 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,500 THEY HAVE TO ADJUST TOO. 476 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,300 I HAVE TO ADJUST. THEY HAVE TO ADJUST. 477 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,967 WE BOTH HAVE TO ADJUST. WE HAVE TO COMMUNICATE. 478 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,333 I HAVE TO COMMUNICATE WITH JASON. 479 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,066 THE HUSBAND'S ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE, BY THE WAY. 480 00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:24,400 AND YOU JUST WORK THROUGH IT. 481 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,200 LIKE I SAID, YOU COME TOGETHER, AND IT WILL CONTINUE 482 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,600 TO GET BETTER IF YOU'RE WORKING AT IT. 483 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,367 IF YOU'RE DOING DAMAGE, THEN IT WON'T GET BETTER. 484 00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:32,900 THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT AUDIENCE. 485 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,200 YAY, PHILADELPHIA! 486 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:40,033 [cheers and applause] 487 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:48,834 - YAY. - WHAT'D YOU GUYS THINK? 488 00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:50,467 - I COULD NOT BE PROUDER OF YOU. 489 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:53,333 - AW. - YOU WERE SUPER. 490 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,233 OH, I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 491 00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:58,400 YOU WERE GREAT. - OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 492 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,400 - I LOVED IT. I LOVED IT. - DID YOU TALK TO PEOPLE? 493 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,133 THEY LOVE YOU GUYS. DON'T MAKE ME CRY. 494 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,567 - NO, THEY LOVE YOU, AND EVERYTHING YOU GAVE THEM 495 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,800 WAS SUCH GREAT ADVICE, BETHENNY, HONEST TO GOD. 496 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,600 AND, YOU KNOW, IT IS TRUE WITH US. 497 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,367 - OH, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 498 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:20,500 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 499 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,033 WHAT'D YOU THINK? - IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 500 00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,834 - IT REALLY MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. IT REALLY WARMS MY HEART. 501 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,900 AND I SEE BETHENNY KIND OF BREAKING DOWN THE WALLS 502 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,567 A LITTLE BIT AND LETTING MY PARENTS IN. 503 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,667 AND IT'S JUST A REALLY NICE THING TO SEE. 504 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,433 - BEAUTIFUL. I'M SO PROUD OF HER. 505 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:37,834 - YOU AND ME BOTH. - I LOVE YOU. 506 00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,533 - I COULDN'T HAVE A BETTER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 507 00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:41,166 - AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY, WHEN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, 508 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,967 ALL I DO IS LAY DOWN. - THAT'S OK--HEY, THAT IS-- 509 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:45,133 - YOU CAN WHATEVER YOU WANT. - WE LOVE FOR YOU TO DO THAT. 510 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,467 THAT IS YOUR PREROGATIVE. - THAT IS GREAT. 511 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:49,967 - MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM IS DEFINITELY GROWING. 512 00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:52,166 I MEAN, THEY ARE MY FAMILY. IT FEELS NICE. 513 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,433 I DO. I LOVE THEM. 514 00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,300 THERE WAS ONLY A "COC" HERE AND THERE. 515 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,633 [laughter] 516 00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,834 - I'M OUT. I'M OUT OF HERE ON THAT NOTE. 517 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,667 - I'M LEAVING HERE. 518 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,967 [laughter continues] 519 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,800 - GET THE HELL OUT. 520 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,967 OH, MY GOD. - I LOVE HER. 521 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:13,133 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER. 522 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,233 - COMING UP... 523 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,500 I THINK I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 524 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,567 WHY IS THERE NO TOILET? 525 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,166 [cheers and applause] 526 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,200 - WHAT UP, MOUSE? - HI, MOUSE. 527 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,333 - OH, HERE WE GO, BABY GIRL. 528 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,700 ALL RIGHT, WILMINGTON, DELAWARE, 529 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,867 HERE WE COME. 530 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,567 - SAY I'M A REPORTER. 531 00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:48,633 SAY I'M A REPORTER. 532 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,834 WHAT IS IT LIKE WORKING FOR BETHENNY FRANKEL? 533 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,500 SHE'LL NEVER SEE THIS. SHE'LL NEVER HEAR THIS. 534 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,633 - [chuckles] UM... - SHE'S NOT HERE. 535 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,000 - IT IS WHAT IT IS. - TELL US WHAT IT IS. 536 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,500 - IT IS WHAT IT IS. I DON'T KNOW. 537 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,233 I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE, 538 00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:03,834 AND I NEVER THOUGHT WHAT I WOULD ACTUALLY SAY. 539 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,734 - NO, TELL US WHAT IT IS. - COME ON. 540 00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,066 - I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 541 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:11,834 ♪♪ THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ♪♪ 542 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,000 - THE HARDEST PART ABOUT IT IS YOU HAVE TO BE ON 543 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,266 ALL THE TIME, AND SOMETIMES YOU CA-- 544 00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:17,834 IT'S JUST HARD TO BE ON ALL THE TIME. 545 00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:18,967 - MM-HMM. 546 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,667 - LIKE, ON POINT ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW? 547 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,367 THAT'S THE HARDEST PART ABOUT IT. 548 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:24,567 - YOU EVER WANT TO STRANGLE HER? - WELL, YEAH. 549 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,300 - I'M SURE SHE WANTS TO STRANGLE ME, TOO, THOUGH. 550 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,467 DO YOU EVER WANT TO STRANGLE HER? 551 00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,100 - OH, MY GOD. - [laughs] 552 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,300 WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT, IT WAS REALLY HARD. 553 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,967 THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF HER-- 554 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,800 THAT'S WHY WE'LL KNOW AS SOON AS SHE'S PREGNANT AGAIN. 555 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,900 I'LL KNOW. AND I'LL QUIT. - YEAH. 556 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,333 - [laughs] 557 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,233 - OH, YOU'RE QUITTING IF WE GET PREGNANT? 558 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,600 - YEAH. I'M TAKING A THREE-MONTH SABBATICAL 559 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,700 FOR THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF PREGNANCY. 560 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,767 - ♪♪ ROUND AND ROUND ♪♪ 561 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:50,633 - YOU DON'T REMEMBER? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 562 00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,033 HE KNOWS. SHE HATED EVERYONE. 563 00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:55,166 SHE HATED YOU. SHE HATED YOU TOO. 564 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:57,734 YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER. YOU BLOCKED IT OUT. 565 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,467 - YEAH, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 566 00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:00,900 - IT WAS LIKE CHILDBIRTH FOR YOU. 567 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,667 YOU BLOCK IT OUT, SO, LIKE, YOU DO IT AGAIN. 568 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:05,934 - MAYBE I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN. 569 00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:07,734 - ♪♪ I KNOW, I KNOW ♪♪ 570 00:22:07,734 --> 00:22:10,133 - IF YOU'RE A PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO SOMEONE LIKE HER, 571 00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:12,233 IT SHOULD BE MANDATORY YOU GET THREE MONTHS-- 572 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:13,800 THE FIRST THREE MONTHS-- MATERNITY LEAVE. 573 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,066 - OF HER PREGNANCY. - YEAH. 574 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:16,433 - YEAH. I AGREE. 575 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:18,367 - THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AROUND WHEN SHE'S GROUCHY 576 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:21,100 AND IRRATIONAL AND... - SHE WAS FINE THE OTHER MONTHS. 577 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,633 - TOTALLY FINE. - TOTALLY FINE. 578 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,667 HER--LIKE, HER ISSUES, LIKE, 579 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,800 WITH, LIKE, BEING HOW SHE IS SOMETIMES, 580 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,100 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 581 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,934 THAT'S HER PROBLEM. SO I HAVE TO-- 582 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,667 NO, LIKE, IN A NICE WAY, IN A NICE WAY. 583 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,867 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY--TO ALL THE ASSISTANTS OUT THERE... 584 00:22:36,867 --> 00:22:38,700 - NOW WE'RE GETTING WHAT WE REALLY WANTED TO HEAR FROM HER. 585 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,600 - JULIE'S LIKE, "I GET THAT YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM, 586 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,066 BUT IT'S YOUR PROBLEM." - NO, SHE'S RIGHT. 587 00:22:43,066 --> 00:22:45,000 - I CAN'T REACT BASED ON HER EMOTIONAL STATE. 588 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,633 SO EVEN IF SHE'S HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING... 589 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,367 - WELCOME-- WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 590 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,367 WHEN IT'S IN-LAWS AROUND, IT'S LIKE THAT'S HER DEAL. 591 00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:54,667 - ♪♪ GO ROUND AND ROUND ♪♪ 592 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:58,967 ♪♪ ALL THROUGH THE DAY ♪♪ 593 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:06,333 WE ARE ON THE THIRD LEG OF THE TOUR, 594 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,233 AND WE GET TO GO HOME AFTER THIS PERFORMANCE. 595 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:12,900 [cheers and applause] 596 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:16,533 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 597 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:21,100 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 598 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,667 - YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? 599 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:25,467 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 600 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:28,533 - I HAVE TO GO--I THINK I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 601 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,133 HOW FAR--YOU GUYS, HOW FAR IS THE BATH-- 602 00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,200 - ONE OR TWO? - I DON'T KNOW-- 603 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,433 LIKE ONE AND A HALF. 604 00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:34,400 HOW FAR IS-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 605 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,700 HOW FAR IS THE BATHROOM? - STRAIGHT UPSTAIRS... 606 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,834 - OH, CRAP. ALL RIGHT. NO PUN INTENDED. 607 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,400 ALL RIGHT. I DON'T HAVE TO GO. - WHY DON'T YOU GO? 608 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,734 - OKAY. DON'T WORRY. THAT'S FINE. 609 00:23:43,734 --> 00:23:45,400 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK 610 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,533 IF YOU HAVE TO GO? - DO I HAVE TIME 611 00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:47,934 TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK? 612 00:23:47,934 --> 00:23:49,100 - JUST HURRY. QUICK. - ALL RIGHT. 613 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,467 - GOOD LUCK. - OKAY. THANKS. 614 00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:51,767 - DRESSING ROOMS WILL BE ON YOUR RIGHT. 615 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:53,467 - OKAY. 616 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:59,100 THAT'S NOT A BATHROOM. IT'S A SINK. 617 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,834 WHAT IS GOING ON? THERE'S NO BATHROOM. 618 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:06,333 OH, MY GOD. WHAT? NO BATHROOMS? 619 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,367 IS THERE A BATHROOM IN HERE? IS THERE A TOILET IN HERE? 620 00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:09,967 SOMEONE KILL ME NOW. 621 00:24:09,967 --> 00:24:12,967 WHY IS THERE NO TOILET? 622 00:24:12,967 --> 00:24:15,500 OH, MY GOD. IT'S LIKE A DUNGEON. 623 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:19,300 IT'S LIKE A LITTLE, TINY, LIKE, DOLLHOUSE CLOSET. 624 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,233 JESUS. 625 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:23,500 WHY AM I ALWAYS GOING IN THE WEIRDEST PLA-- 626 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:27,333 THIS ISN'T EVEN A BATHROOM. THIS IS LIKE A HOLE IN THE W-- 627 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,400 [toilet lid bangs] 628 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,867 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. [muttering] 629 00:24:33,867 --> 00:24:35,433 WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF? 630 00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:43,333 [liquid splashing] 631 00:24:47,367 --> 00:24:50,100 [sighs] [toilet flushes] 632 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:57,767 [water running] 633 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,133 OH, MY GOD. THIS IS THE SOUND WHEN I GO. 634 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,066 OH. 635 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,500 - EVERYTHING CAME OUT ALL RIGHT? 636 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,767 - EVERYTHING'S NICE. 637 00:25:31,767 --> 00:25:34,300 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MS. BETHENNY FRANKEL! 638 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,400 [cheers and applause] 639 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,867 - HI. 640 00:25:36,867 --> 00:25:40,066 [cheers and applause] 641 00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:51,867 OH, MY GOD! 642 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:54,033 YOU KNOW, YOU COME TO DIFFERENT CITIES, 643 00:25:54,033 --> 00:25:56,600 AND YOU JUST FIND, LIKE, THESE POCKETS OF LUNATICS. 644 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,166 AND I'M HOPING THAT THIS IS KIND OF ONE OF THOSE TOWNS, 645 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:02,133 BECAUSE THE ROWDIER THE CROWDY, I LIKE IT. 646 00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:03,567 [cheers and applause] 647 00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:05,333 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT PLACE OF YES? 648 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,200 [audience cheers] OKAY. 649 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,867 SO IT WAS A VERY, VERY DIFFICULT BOOK TO WRITE, 650 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:11,734 BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY GOING SO DEEP INTO MY LIFE 651 00:26:11,734 --> 00:26:14,400 AND NOT GRATUITOUSLY JUST TELLING YOU THE STORY 652 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,166 ABOUT THE PINK BICYCLE WITH STREAMERS OR ANYTHING-- 653 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:20,200 JUST TO TELL YOU WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH IN MY LIFE 654 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:24,000 TO GET HERE AND TO MAKE THE RULES ACCESSIBLE TO YOU 655 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,266 AND APPLICABLE SO YOU CAN TAKE SOMETHING HOME. 656 00:26:26,266 --> 00:26:29,767 "GO FOR YOURS" IS ABOUT-- IT'S NOT BEING SELFISH. 657 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:32,500 YOU HAVE TO REALLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT 658 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,000 AND BE TRUTHFUL ABOUT IT 659 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,100 BEFORE YOU CAN BE IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP. 660 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,133 WHEN I MET JASON IN THE CLUB-- 661 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:42,333 WHEN--WELL, HE CAME UP TO ME IN A CLUB. 662 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,800 I WAS GETTING MY PICTURE TAKEN. 663 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,533 AND THEN I STOPPED SMILING, LIKE, AFTERWARDS. 664 00:26:47,533 --> 00:26:51,033 AND HE CAME UP 'CAUSE I GUESS HE NOTICED ME. 665 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:52,800 I MEAN, HE WAS THERE WITH A SPORTS ILLUSTRATED MODEL, 666 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,133 WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE, 667 00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:57,333 BECAUSE I HATE-- AND I WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT IT. 668 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:58,667 SO HE WAS AT THE CLUB 669 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,867 WITH A 24-YEAR-OLD SPORTS ILLUSTRATED MODEL, 670 00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:03,033 WHICH IS GONNA STUNT ME FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT NOW. 671 00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:04,633 NOW I'M IN A BAD MOOD. 672 00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:07,633 UM, AND HE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID TO ME, 673 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:09,734 "ARE YOU READY TO GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS?" 674 00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:11,767 [audience ohs] 675 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:13,400 THAT'S HOW WE ENDED UP MEETING. 676 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,900 ANYWAY, THE POINT ABOUT GOING FOR YOURS IS-- 677 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,567 THAT WAS GOING FOR YOURS IN A DIFFERENT WAY. 678 00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:20,166 BUT--BUT--IS THAT WHEN I GOT TO THAT PLACE, 679 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,867 I WAS NOT LOOKING FOR A MAN, 680 00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:23,667 AND NOT IN THAT KIND OF YOUR BITTER FRIEND 681 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:25,100 WHO SAYS, "I CAN BE ALONE. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 682 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,300 I'M OKAY. I DON'T NEED ANYONE." 683 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:30,200 IN A REAL TRUTHFUL, "I DO NOT NEED A MAN." 684 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,533 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I COULD HAVE ALL THIS IN MY LIFE. 685 00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:34,500 I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, "YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE." 686 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,667 AND I HAVE CHOSEN MY CAREER. 687 00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:38,000 AND I CAN NEVER HAVE BOTH. 688 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,333 SO I AM HAPPY WITH THE FACT THAT I'LL HAVE MY CAREER 689 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,033 AND MAYBE HAVE KIDS ON MY OWN. 690 00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:44,867 AND I FELT COMFORTABLE WITH IT, AND I HAD GONE FOR MINE. 691 00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:46,500 AND THAT'S WHEN I WAS ABLE TO MEET THE PERSON 692 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,967 TO COME INTO MY LIFE 693 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,633 TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH, 694 00:27:49,633 --> 00:27:51,633 BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY GONE FOR MINE. 695 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:55,300 UM, SO THAT'S THE "IN THE CLUB" STORY. 696 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,734 WE WERE BOTH 38 YEARS OLD, HAD NO BUSINESS BEING IN THERE, 697 00:27:57,734 --> 00:27:59,500 UM, AT ALL. 698 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,066 LIKE, WE WERE THE OLD, DESPERATE LOSERS IN THE CLUB. 699 00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:03,200 [audience aws] 700 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,934 IT'S OKAY. WE FOUND EACH OTHER. 701 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:07,633 LOSER--PARTY OF TWO. FOUND EACH OTHER. 702 00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:10,333 BUT I WASN'T THERE WITH A SPORTS ILLUSTRATED MALE MODEL. 703 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,533 UM, BUT THEY WEREN'T SLEEPING TOGETHER. 704 00:28:13,533 --> 00:28:16,333 [laughter] 705 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,600 UM... 706 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,834 NO, REALLY. 707 00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:22,667 [laughter] 708 00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:26,300 UM, SO I WANT TO READ YOU GUYS MY DEDICATION IN THIS BOOK, 709 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,166 WHICH IS TO YOU. 710 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:31,100 "THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO YOU, MY PASSIONATE, FEARLESS, 711 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,734 "INAPPROPRIATE, SUPPORTIVE, CARING, 712 00:28:33,734 --> 00:28:35,066 "HILARIOUS FANS. 713 00:28:35,066 --> 00:28:36,633 "YOU GO FOR IT. YOU WANT MORE. 714 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,600 "YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES AND IN THE FIGHT. 715 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,133 "AND YOU KNOW THAT GOOD ENOUGH SIMPLY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 716 00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:42,333 "YOU HAVE COME INTO MY LIFE 717 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:43,934 "AND ALLOWED ME TO COME INTO YOURS. 718 00:28:43,934 --> 00:28:45,333 "EVERYTHING I DO IS TO SHOW YOU 719 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:46,967 "THAT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE 720 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,967 "AND WE WILL GET THERE TOGETHER. 721 00:28:48,967 --> 00:28:50,467 "TRUST THIS BOOK. LOVE YOURSELF. 722 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,133 "AND ALLOW YOURSELF TO LIVE THE LIFE 723 00:28:52,133 --> 00:28:54,967 YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF." 724 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:58,433 [cheers and applause] 725 00:28:58,433 --> 00:29:00,433 YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AUDIENCE. 726 00:29:00,433 --> 00:29:02,300 I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME. SO THANK YOU SO MUCH. 727 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,800 CHEERS. 728 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,533 [cheers and applause] 729 00:29:08,867 --> 00:29:10,500 THANK YOU. 730 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,734 - BYE. - BYE. 731 00:29:12,734 --> 00:29:14,433 [all cheering] 732 00:29:14,433 --> 00:29:15,500 - WE'RE DONE. 733 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:18,266 - IT'S OVER. - IT'S OVER. 734 00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:19,400 - WHOO! - WHOO! 735 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,734 - WHOO! - AWESOME. 736 00:29:20,734 --> 00:29:22,467 - WE'RE DONE, MOUSE! - IT'S OVER, MOUSE! 737 00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:24,100 - WE'RE DONE! - WHOO! 738 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,667 - OH, MY GOD. - BACK TO THE CITY. 739 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:28,900 [horn honks] 740 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:37,033 - COMING UP... - OKAY. THERE'S AN EMAIL. 741 00:29:37,033 --> 00:29:39,233 - WHAT DOES IT SAY? - IT'S FROM JEFF. 742 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:41,400 THIS IS THE SUBJECT. - WHAT? 743 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,834 - "FINAL OFFER." 744 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,700 - TWO SUMMERS AGO, SHE INTERNED FOR US. 745 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,333 WE USED TO CALL HER J.T.I. "JACKIE THE INTERN." 746 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:57,200 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT AN INTERN ANYMORE, 747 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,266 WE STILL LIKE TO CALL HER JACKIE THE INTERN. 748 00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:01,133 AND BY THE WAY-- WE HAVE TO TELL BRIAN... 749 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,400 - OH, YEAH. - WE COULDN'T... 750 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,967 - WHAT? - WE GAVE JULIE, LIKE, A-- 751 00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:06,133 YOU KNOW, I GAVE JULIE A RAISE A WHILE AGO 752 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:07,633 AND A PROMOTION, BUT WE DON'T DO TITLES. 753 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:09,567 SO WE, UM, DID A FACEBOOK POLL 754 00:30:09,567 --> 00:30:11,533 AND ASKED EVERYBODY ON TWITTER, LIKE, TO COME UP 755 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:12,567 WITH CREATIVE THINGS. 756 00:30:12,567 --> 00:30:13,934 SO ONE OF THEM WAS 757 00:30:13,934 --> 00:30:16,266 "COORDINATOR OF CHAOS"-- C.O.C., 758 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,767 WHICH I REALLY LIKE. 759 00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:18,867 C.B.O., IS IT? 760 00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:20,033 CHIEF BETHENNY OFFICER. 761 00:30:20,033 --> 00:30:21,367 - I LIKE COORDINATOR OF CHAS. 762 00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:23,133 - YOU WENT FROM BEING JULIE THE ASSISTANT 763 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:26,066 TO THE "COC." 764 00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,500 [laughter] WELL, I LIKE-- 765 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,433 "MEET MY 'COC.' I BROUGHT MY 'COC' WITH ME." 766 00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:31,233 - "I BROUGHT MY 'COC' WITH ME." OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GREAT. 767 00:30:31,233 --> 00:30:33,367 "JUST CALL MY 'COC,' SHE'LL BOOK EVERYTHING." 768 00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:35,633 - I'D LIKE TO MAKE A PROPOSITION THAT IF SHE IS "COC," 769 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:37,200 THEN I'M "COC" IN TRAINING. 770 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,767 SO NO MORE J.T.I. I CAN BE THE "COC" IN TRAINING. 771 00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:41,500 [laughter] 772 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,967 - THERE'S A LOT OF "COCS" ON THIS BUS. 773 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:43,967 - A LOT OF "COC." 774 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,266 - "COC" IN TRAINING-- 775 00:30:45,266 --> 00:30:46,800 THAT'S HYSTERICAL. 776 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:53,433 [horn blaring] 777 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:05,533 - HOW ARE YA? 778 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,667 - I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 779 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:10,000 I'M COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY, BECAUSE... 780 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,433 I THINK THIS THING 781 00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:13,033 THAT MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT, 782 00:31:13,033 --> 00:31:15,800 THIS DEAL FOR MY SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA-- 783 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,000 IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 784 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,333 I KNOW THAT IF WE EVEN DIDN'T SELL NOW 785 00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:20,834 AND WE DECIDED TO SELL IN A YEAR, 786 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:24,066 IT'D BE PROBABLY ONE OF THE CRAZIEST LIQUOR DEALS 787 00:31:24,066 --> 00:31:26,066 IN A REALLY LONG TIME, AS FAR AS MONEY. 788 00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:28,166 THE CRAZY THING IS THAT I USED TO CARE SO MUCH 789 00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,734 ABOUT MONEY. 790 00:31:29,734 --> 00:31:32,266 AND NOW THAT WE HAVE THIS BABY AND THIS HAPPY LIFE, 791 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:33,300 WE DON'T REALLY CARE. 792 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,967 I TOTALLY CARED SO MUCH MORE BEFORE. 793 00:31:34,967 --> 00:31:36,367 I WOULD HAVE BEEN FREAKING OUT, 794 00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:38,533 THINKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE'RE GONNA DO WITH IT. 795 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,934 AND NOW I'M JUST SO HAPPY ABOUT-- 796 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:42,233 [voice breaking] I'M JUST SO HAPPY WITH MY-- 797 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,567 WITH MY FAMILY 798 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,967 THAT I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT IT THAT MUCH. 799 00:31:48,433 --> 00:31:49,700 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID 800 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,867 FOR SOMEONE LIKE JASON, HAVING A REALLY PURE CHILDHOOD, 801 00:31:51,867 --> 00:31:54,533 OF--OF-- REALLY JUST MADE OF LOVE. 802 00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:56,400 THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH. THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING. 803 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,834 BUT THEY REALLY LOVED THEIR KIDS, 804 00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,066 AND IT SHOWS IN THEIR KIDS, AND... 805 00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,233 AND THAT'S A SCARY THING TOO, 806 00:32:00,233 --> 00:32:02,700 RAISING BRYN IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN THAT-- 807 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:04,767 REALLY, IN LIKE A PRIVILEGED WAY. 808 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,900 - BUT HOW'S IT GONNA BE DIFFERENT--THE LOVE PART? 809 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:09,066 - THE LOVE PART WILL NOT BE DIFFERENT AT ALL. 810 00:32:09,066 --> 00:32:11,367 AND I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER. 811 00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:14,500 I MEAN, I SPEND A LOT, BUT I WANT MORE AND MORE AND MORE. 812 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,200 I DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING. 813 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,066 I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY FATHER. 814 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:24,033 - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT HIM? 815 00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:26,934 - I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW HE NEVER, EVER HAD ANY-- 816 00:32:26,934 --> 00:32:29,233 IN ALL OF HIS SUCCESSES, ALL COMBINED, 817 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:32,900 NEVER HAD ANYTHING MONETARILY-- 818 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:35,700 OR MONUMENTALLY, NOT EVEN MONETARILY-- 819 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,400 AS SUCCESSFUL AS THIS. 820 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,934 AND IT'S... 821 00:32:38,934 --> 00:32:40,667 I DON'T KNOW. IT MADE ME HAPPY. 822 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,633 AND THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO BE, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT-- 823 00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,100 - BEFORE YOU LABEL IT AND SHUT IT DOWN... 824 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:46,000 - OKAY, IT MADE ME HAPPY. I WAS KIND OF HAPPY. 825 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,133 - IN WHAT WAY? 826 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:49,133 - 'CAUSE HE WAS SUCH A [bleep] JERK. 827 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,467 - MM-HMM. - HE WOULD JUST BE LIKE, 828 00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:52,467 "MY DOG IS SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOUR DOG." 829 00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:54,367 LIKE, HE WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 830 00:32:54,367 --> 00:32:57,567 AND THE TRUTH IS, IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO STUFF IT TO HIM. 831 00:32:57,567 --> 00:32:58,700 I--YOU KNOW? 832 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,500 IF HE WERE ALIVE, I'D BE SO EXCITED 833 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,433 FOR ONE OF HIS FRIENDS TO TELL HIM HOW WELL I DID 834 00:33:03,433 --> 00:33:07,867 AND TO SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS. 835 00:33:07,867 --> 00:33:09,934 - YOU KNOW, THERE-- THERE'S OFTEN TWO SIDES 836 00:33:09,934 --> 00:33:13,600 TO THE "SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS" COIN. 837 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,066 AND--AND THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT COIN CAN BE, 838 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:19,600 "I'VE FINALLY BEEN WORTHY OF HIS LOVE." 839 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,033 - I KNOW. - YOU KNOW, HE'S CRITICAL... 840 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,033 - I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW. - OF YOU. 841 00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:25,533 HE DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. 842 00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:27,433 AND NOW YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING THAT, 843 00:33:27,433 --> 00:33:31,133 BY HIS CRITERIA, BY HIS RULES... 844 00:33:31,133 --> 00:33:32,900 - WHAT'S SICK-- - SOME PART OF HIM 845 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,867 COULDN'T HELP BUT BE-- - IT WOULD HAVE AGGRAVATED HIM. 846 00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:37,266 - BUT SOME PART OF HIM COULDN'T HELP BUT BE IMPRESSED 847 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:40,066 AND EVEN PROUD THAT "THIS IS MY DAUGHTER." 848 00:33:40,066 --> 00:33:41,500 WOULD HE HAVE SAID TO HIS FRIENDS, 849 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,033 "DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAUGHTER DID?" 850 00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:44,400 - YEAH, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID IT TO ME. 851 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,567 - YEAH, OKAY. - ABSOLUTELY. 852 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,033 NO, I WOULD HAVE-- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 853 00:33:47,033 --> 00:33:48,800 I WOULD WANT HIM TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 854 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,867 IT'S TRUE. 855 00:33:49,867 --> 00:33:51,500 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT-- 856 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,300 HE'S THE ONE WHO LOST OUT ALSO. 857 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,500 I MEAN, YOU LOST A LOT. SO DID HE. 858 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,166 - YEAH. HE CAME UP IN THIS BUSINESS DEAL, 859 00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,333 AFTER BEING SO THRILLED. 860 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,867 AND IT JUST--IN MY HEAD, HE JUST POPPED IN. 861 00:34:00,867 --> 00:34:02,433 - OKAY, IT'S PART OF IT. - I KNOW. 862 00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:06,433 I DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM THAT MUCH ANYMORE, SO... 863 00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:07,800 THERE IT IS. 864 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,200 - ONLY EVERY DAY. 865 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,800 - I GUESS SO. 866 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:23,133 WE HAVE TO GO TO PONTI'S. - WHERE IS PONTI'S? 867 00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:24,934 - [gasps] WE COULD GO EARLY FOR AN EARLY DINNER 868 00:34:24,934 --> 00:34:26,533 AND TAKE THE BABY, IF WE WANTED-- 869 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:27,633 LIKE AN EARLY ITALIAN DINNER. 870 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,500 - LET'S DO IT. - RIGHT? 871 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,867 - WHY DON'T WE TAKE JACKIE AND JULIE TOO? 872 00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:33,800 DO A WHOLE LITTLE PARTY. 873 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,300 - LIKE A HOT--YEAH. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 874 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,633 WE SHOULD TAKE 'EM TO DINNER. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 875 00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:37,633 - RIGHT? 876 00:34:37,633 --> 00:34:39,400 - I AM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK IN NEW YORK, 877 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,633 JUST TO UNWIND. 878 00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:43,233 AND YOU REALLY HAVE TO GEAR UP AGAIN 879 00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,867 TO GO BACK ON TOUR, BECAUSE IT'S GRUELING. 880 00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:47,667 I WONDER-- BY THE TIME WE GET HOME, 881 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,533 THERE MIGHT BE AN EMAIL. - OH, TODAY'S THE DAY, RIGHT? 882 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:51,667 - YEAH, THEY JUST HAD A MEETING. 883 00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:52,900 - THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID, RIGHT? 884 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,533 - THEY JUST HAD A MEETING. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 885 00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:56,967 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 886 00:34:56,967 --> 00:34:58,467 - I DON'T KNOW. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN ON SCHEDULE. 887 00:34:58,467 --> 00:34:59,934 - WOULD WE GO TO ATLANTIC CITY TODAY? 888 00:34:59,934 --> 00:35:01,667 LIKE, WOULD WE GET RIGHT ON A--ON A-- 889 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,400 ON A HELICOPTER AND CELEBRATE, OR... 890 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,133 YOU KNOW, YOU WAIT, LIKE... 891 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:09,533 - WELL, THIS IS ME BEING CONSERVATIVE. 892 00:35:09,533 --> 00:35:13,166 THERE IS NO DEAL UNTIL IT'S DEPOSITED IN YOUR BANK. 893 00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,467 - OKAY. 894 00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:17,033 - I'VE BEEN NEGOTIATING PRETTY HARD-CORE. 895 00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:19,166 TO BUY SKINNYGIRL COCKTAILS, 896 00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:22,633 IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO BE A PRETTY GREAT OFFER, 897 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,533 AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING I WANT. 898 00:35:24,533 --> 00:35:27,033 - WANT TO SEE IF WE GOT ANY EMAILS? 899 00:35:27,033 --> 00:35:28,467 - I KNOW, BUT-- - WE HAVE TO BY NOW. 900 00:35:28,467 --> 00:35:30,700 - ONCE WE LOOK AT THE PHONE, LIKE... 901 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,734 EVERYTHING CHANGES. 902 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:33,967 OR DOESN'T. I'M JUST SAYING. 903 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:35,467 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT CHANGES? 904 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,934 - YOU KNOW, LIKE, IT'S GONNA BE--IT WILL HAVE STARTED. 905 00:35:37,934 --> 00:35:40,967 - OH, IT STARTED. - NO, BUT IT WILL BECOME REAL. 906 00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:43,767 LOOK AT THE PHONE. 907 00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:47,100 - OKAY. 908 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,300 THERE'S AN EMAIL. 909 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:50,100 - WHAT DOES IT SAY? - IT'S FROM JEFF. 910 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,166 THIS IS THE SUBJECT. - WHAT--WHAT? 911 00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:53,633 - "FINAL OFFER." 912 00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:55,367 - ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S LOOK AT IT. 913 00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:56,667 OPEN IT UP. - NO, NO, NO. 914 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:57,867 I CAN'T OPEN IT UP HERE. LET'S GO HOME. 915 00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,333 I'LL PULL IT UP ON MY COMPUTER, AND WE'LL-- 916 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,133 - ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M GONNA OPEN IT UP AND JUST, LIKE, LOOK. 917 00:36:01,133 --> 00:36:02,667 OH, MY GOD. I WANT TO JUST, LIKE, GET A LITTLE-- 918 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,467 LET ME JUST GET-- LET ME JUST SEE WHAT-- 919 00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:07,100 - NO! LET'S GO HOME. WE'LL LOOK AT IT AS A FAMILY. 920 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:08,900 AND WE'LL JUST SIT, 'CAUSE WE CAN-- 921 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,266 - ALL RIGHT, BUT LET ME JUST ASK BRIAN, 922 00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:11,834 "IS IT GOOD OR BAD, OR DID YOU SEE IT?" 923 00:36:11,834 --> 00:36:13,233 - [laughing] NO, DON'T CALL BRIAN. 924 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:14,767 - I-I'M NOT GONNA ASK HIM WHAT IT IS. 925 00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:16,266 I JUST WANT TO SEE IF HE THINKS IT'S GOOD OR BAD. 926 00:36:16,266 --> 00:36:17,667 LIKE, "ARE YOU HAPPY OR NOT?" 927 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:20,066 - NO, BECAUSE HE WILL GUARANTEE TO SLIP AND GIVE YOU SOME... 928 00:36:20,066 --> 00:36:21,500 - NO, HE WON'T. - SPECIFICS. 929 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,834 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST LOOK. - PUT YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET. 930 00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:26,300 - ALL RIGHT. - THIS IS OUR MOMENT. 931 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:27,533 - OKAY. - OKAY? 932 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:29,567 I KNOW BRIAN'S A BIG PART OF IT, BUT... 933 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:30,967 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS SO CRAZY. 934 00:36:30,967 --> 00:36:33,300 LET'S GO. - LET'S DO IT. 935 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,533 - IT'S A BIG, GIANT THING, 936 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:44,266 AND IT'S BEEN VERY, VERY CONSUMING AND STRESSFUL, 937 00:36:44,266 --> 00:36:46,900 AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, 938 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,100 THIS IS WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND. 939 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,433 I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REALLY DISCUSS IT AT ALL 940 00:36:51,433 --> 00:36:52,500 WITH ANYONE, 941 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,867 BECAUSE IT'S UBER-PRIVATE. 942 00:36:54,867 --> 00:36:57,667 UM... 943 00:36:57,667 --> 00:37:00,934 - I MEAN, IT'S LIKE... 944 00:37:00,934 --> 00:37:04,400 YOU'RE GONNA BE A... 945 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,567 VERY RICH WOMAN. 946 00:37:08,266 --> 00:37:10,100 THEY'RE BASICALLY GIVING YOU WANT YOU WANT. 947 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:12,467 - YOU HEAR ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT HIT THE LOTTERY. 948 00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:14,934 THIS IS HITTING THE LOTTERY. 949 00:37:14,934 --> 00:37:16,600 I SAID TWO YEARS AGO WHEN I COULDN'T-- 950 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,667 WHEN I HAD NO MONEY IN THE BANK AND THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA, 951 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:20,533 I SAID, "THIS WILL HAPPEN, AND WE'RE GOING ON A YACHT." 952 00:37:20,533 --> 00:37:22,700 I AM STICKING TO THAT, BECAUSE I NEVER DO ANYTHING. 953 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,433 I SAY WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE. WE NEVER EVEN GO OUT TO DINNER. 954 00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:25,967 WE SIT HOME. 955 00:37:25,967 --> 00:37:27,300 WE'RE GONNA DRINK CHAMPAGNE, WE SIT IN OUR SWEATPANTS. 956 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,467 I SAID-- 957 00:37:28,467 --> 00:37:30,033 - SKINNYGIRL LOGO ON THE YACHT, FULL ON. 958 00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:31,533 - I'LL RIP OFF WHATEVER THE NAME IS ON THE BACK. 959 00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:32,800 IT'S PART OF THE DEAL. WE'RE PUTTING "SKINNYGIRL" ON. 960 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,300 SKINNYGIRL'S COMING OUT OF THE FAUCETS. 961 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,033 YOU WILL BE FLUSHING THE TOILET BOWL 962 00:37:36,033 --> 00:37:38,200 WITH SKINNYGIRL SWIRLING AROUND IT, OKAY? 963 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,600 LIKE, WE'RE NOT GONNA SHAKE WHEN WE SEE THE MONEY. 964 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,066 IT'S GONNA COST MORE-- - TWIST MY ARM. 965 00:37:42,066 --> 00:37:43,533 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, WE DO IT. 966 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:45,066 - WE'RE GONNA THROW OUR BLACKBERRY IN THE OCEAN, 967 00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:47,100 'CAUSE WE CAN. - I'LL-- 968 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,266 RIGHT. - RIGHT? 969 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,800 - YOU WON'T DO THAT. 970 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,834 - YES, WE ARE. WE'RE GOING ON THE-- 971 00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:52,567 - OKAY. - SO THAT WE'RE DOING. 972 00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:54,800 THE MONEY SCARES ME, ACTUALLY. THE MONEY TERRIFIES ME. 973 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,567 MO' MONEY, MO' PROBLEMS. 974 00:37:56,567 --> 00:38:00,233 - THIS ALLOWS YOU TO DO WHAT YOU WANT AND BE SELECTIVE. 975 00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:02,667 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 976 00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:06,533 AND I KNOW THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU. 977 00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:09,500 YOU DIDN'T NEED A MAN TO HELP YOU TO DO THIS, 978 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,900 ALTHOUGH DAVID DID, BUT YOU DID THIS. 979 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:13,100 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 980 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,934 AND YOU DIDN'T NEED YOUR FATHER TO HELP YOU. 981 00:38:15,934 --> 00:38:17,600 - WHAT DID MY FATHER SAY ABOUT ME? 982 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,000 - INDEPENDENT PERSON. 983 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,200 - I RAISED MYSELF. I SUPPORT MYSELF. 984 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,400 I WILL STOP AT NOTHING. I AM GOING TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS. 985 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,633 [laughter] 986 00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:27,734 - YOU DID IT ON YOUR OWN. 987 00:38:27,734 --> 00:38:29,000 - [crying] NO, I DID IT WITH YOU TOO. 988 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,133 - I KNOW. I APPRECIATE THAT. 989 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,734 BUT YOU DID IT, AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 990 00:38:32,734 --> 00:38:34,033 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 991 00:38:34,033 --> 00:38:35,934 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN THAT I BECAME THIS PERSON, 992 00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:37,066 WORKING 24 HOURS A DAY? 993 00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:38,500 - THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 994 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,667 AND THAT'S TRULY WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED. 995 00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:41,800 - BUT I ALSO-- I, YOU KNOW, 996 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,367 I WANT--I WANT TO BE IN LOVE TOO. 997 00:38:43,367 --> 00:38:44,667 I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ON A SUNDAY NIGHT. 998 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:46,100 I WANT A TEAMMATE. I WANT A PARTNER. 999 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,500 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN HAVE IT BOTH-- 1000 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,900 TO THE DEGREE THAT I WANT THIS KIND OF SUCCESS. 1001 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,600 IT'S NOT LIKE I JUST WANT TO HAVE, LIKE, A JOB. 1002 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,400 NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL GO INTO THE GRAVE 1003 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,467 KNOWING THAT I WANTED THIS. 1004 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,767 [crying] THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING 1005 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,233 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. 1006 00:38:58,233 --> 00:38:59,767 I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVEN-- IT'S SO NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. 1007 00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:01,200 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. WE'RE LIKE-- 1008 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,567 I'M LIKE A REAL BUSINESSPERSON-- 1009 00:39:02,567 --> 00:39:05,433 A BIG, GIANT RE-- I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS. 1010 00:39:05,433 --> 00:39:07,400 - THINK WE'RE DOING TEQUILA. - TEQUILA? 1011 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,500 - IT'S, UM, TEQUILA SILVER ON THE ROCKS, 1012 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,800 FRESH LIME JUICE, 1013 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,367 AND A LITTLE SPLASH OF TRIPLE SEC. 1014 00:39:12,367 --> 00:39:14,467 - ME TOO, I GUESS. 1015 00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:16,333 - ALL RIGHT, TWO OF THOSE? - IT'S A SKINNYGIRL MARGA-- 1016 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,367 OKAY. 1017 00:39:17,367 --> 00:39:18,967 - I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 1018 00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:21,734 - BUT, LIKE, BIG-- YOU KNOW, CAN YOU? 1019 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,200 THIS IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST, LIKE, 1020 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,567 WHAT--WINNING THE LOTTERY ISN'T EVEN THAT EXCITING, 1021 00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,100 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO IT YOURSELF. 1022 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:29,667 IT LOOKS AMAZING. IT'S SO BIG! 1023 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,200 - I LIKE IT ON BLACK. 1024 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,467 - I KNOW, I KNOW! 1025 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:33,667 IT'S DIFFERENT THAT IT'S ON BLACK 1026 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:35,500 THAT'S JUST LUCK. THIS WASN'T LUCK. 1027 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,900 - YOU DID IT. - THIS IS, LIKE, HARD WORK. 1028 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,934 - SO WHERE--WHERE-- DO YOU HAVE IT IN HERE OR WHAT? 1029 00:39:39,934 --> 00:39:41,567 - RIGHT THERE. - DID YOU JUST GET IT? 1030 00:39:41,567 --> 00:39:42,800 TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 1031 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,633 - I HAD IT BEFORE, AND THEN IT JUST RAN OUT. 1032 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,266 I MEAN, IT WAS QUICK, SO... 1033 00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:49,667 - WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT 1034 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:51,667 THIS IS YOUR THING, AND PEOPLE WANT IT, 1035 00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:52,800 AND YOU ARE NOT SUPPLYING IT. 1036 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,100 JUST THINK ABOUT IT AS YOUR THING. 1037 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,934 - OH, I'D BE LIVID. - SO BE LIVID. 1038 00:39:56,934 --> 00:39:59,333 YOU COULDN'T HAVE MORE THINGS CHANGE 1039 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:01,967 IN A PERSON'S LIFE THAN I DID IN THE LAST YEAR. 1040 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,800 - THIS IS THE ROOM WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS. 1041 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,467 - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. - I'M PROUD OF YOU. 1042 00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:08,867 [bottles clinking] 1043 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:12,200 - THE SMELL OF MARGARITA. - OH, IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD. 1044 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,967 - [laughs] 1045 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:18,200 - YOU GETTING A LITTLE EMOTIONAL? 1046 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,567 - A LITTLE? I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, 1047 00:40:19,567 --> 00:40:21,633 CRAZY TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? 1048 00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:23,333 AN IDEA--THAT'S AN IDEA IN A BOX. 1049 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:24,600 - IT'S AN IDEA. 1050 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,066 - THIS WAS THE LITTLE COCKTAIL THAT COULD. 1051 00:40:27,066 --> 00:40:29,433 [crying] EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT MY LIFE CHANGED. 1052 00:40:29,433 --> 00:40:32,433 EVERYTHING CHANGED. 1053 00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:34,333 NOTHING IS THE SAME. 1054 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,700 [sniffles] 1055 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,567 - I KNOW THOSE ARE TEARS OF JOY. 1056 00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:41,300 - I JUST-- JASON, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1057 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,266 - YOU DID IT. 1058 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:45,233 - WE DID IT. - I KNOW. 1059 00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:47,734 - THE FUTURE LOOKS... VERY BRIGHT. 1060 00:40:47,734 --> 00:40:49,734 AND I HAVE MY FAMILY 1061 00:40:49,734 --> 00:40:52,633 AND GOOD PEOPLE AROUND ME. 1062 00:40:52,633 --> 00:40:56,166 AND WE CAN JUST ALL TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A DEEP BREATH NOW. 1063 00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:58,533 - AND THAT LITTLE GIRL IN THERE HAS NO IDEA. 1064 00:40:58,533 --> 00:41:00,300 - SHE'S GONNA BE SO-- - WAIT TILL YOU TELL HER 1065 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,033 THIS STORY WHEN SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW. 1066 00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:04,467 - CONGRATULATIONS. 1067 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:24,033 - I HAVE ONE MORE THING FOR YOU. 1068 00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:25,400 - THERE CAN'T BE ANYMORE. 1069 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,834 LIKE, I'M GONNA HAVE DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE FLOOR. 1070 00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:28,033 - WELL, I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS. 1071 00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:29,333 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? WHAT IS THAT? 1072 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:31,100 WHAT IS THAT? - JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1073 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,233 - OH, NOW YOU'RE A BIG SPENDER? 1074 00:41:32,233 --> 00:41:34,266 - IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE THAT IT HAPPENED TODAY. 1075 00:41:34,266 --> 00:41:35,934 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SHOWING ME THE CROWN JEWELS. 1076 00:41:35,934 --> 00:41:38,100 - I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT. 1077 00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:41,333 - [gasps] 1078 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,133 - I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET EITHER. 1079 00:41:43,133 --> 00:41:45,266 - OH, MY GOD! 1080 00:41:45,266 --> 00:41:48,400 THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! 1081 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,767 WHAT A GREAT... [gasps] 1082 00:41:49,767 --> 00:41:51,967 THIS IS AMAZING! 1083 00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:53,934 - I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. - OH, MY GOD. 1084 00:41:53,934 --> 00:41:55,834 THAT'S THE BEST PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN. 1085 00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:57,600 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S BRYN. 1086 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,133 - I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PERFECT MOMENT 1087 00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:02,500 TO SHOW HER OUR WEDDING ALBUM, 'CAUSE IT REALLY SAYS, 1088 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,000 "LISTEN, THIS IS GREAT WHAT YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED, 1089 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,200 "BUT WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT AND WHAT'S PRIORITY 1090 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,533 IS OUR FAMILY." 1091 00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:10,467 WHY THEY--WHY THEY GOT TO CUT MY HEAD OUT OF HERE? 1092 00:42:10,467 --> 00:42:12,133 I MEAN, REALLY? ARE YOU GONNA-- 1093 00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:13,467 - NO, IT'S NICE, THOUGH. 1094 00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:15,700 - ARE YOU GONNA SUPERIMPOSE THE NEXT GUY OR WHAT? 1095 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,233 - LOOK AT MY RING. GOOD LORD. 1096 00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:18,433 - WOW. 1097 00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:19,800 - THAT'LL BE A PINKIE RING NEXT YEAR. 1098 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,166 - OH, YOU GET IT-- - NO! I'M KID-- 1099 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,934 I'M PLAYING AROUND. YOU LOOK HAN-- 1100 00:42:23,934 --> 00:42:26,333 YOU LOOKS SO YOUNG. 1101 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,233 OH, MY GOD, MY HANDS LOOK LIKE THEY BELONG 1102 00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:29,934 TO SOMEONE WHO'S 165. 1103 00:42:29,934 --> 00:42:31,533 I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST. 1104 00:42:31,533 --> 00:42:33,100 - THAT--YOU'RE-- - THEY REALLY DO. 1105 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,500 - THAT'S NOT THE BEST PICTURE. 1106 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,100 - I MEAN, NO OFFENSE-- IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S LIKE 1107 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,200 A CRO--LIKE A CHICKEN HAND, DOES IT NOT? 1108 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,734 - WE CAN RIP THAT PAGE OUT, IF YOU WANT. 1109 00:42:39,734 --> 00:42:41,100 - I MEAN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. 1110 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:44,033 I MEAN, IF YOU PUT A PICTURE OF COOKIE'S ASS IN THERE, 1111 00:42:44,033 --> 00:42:45,600 IT WOULD BE MORE ATTRACTIVE. 1112 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,633 IT'S BEEN A CRAZY, CRAZY YEAR. 1113 00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,333 IT WAS... 1114 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,633 A LOT OF GROWING, A LOT OF CHANGING, 1115 00:42:53,633 --> 00:42:55,433 A LOT OF CHANGES. 1116 00:42:55,433 --> 00:42:56,800 - MAYBE. 1117 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,367 THERE WE ARE, MAMA. - LOOK AT THE TA-TAS. 1118 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:00,533 - JESUS. 1119 00:43:00,533 --> 00:43:02,633 - WOW. - YOU ARE BUSTIN' OUT. 1120 00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:04,800 - THEY ARE VOLUPTUOUS. 1121 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,266 - KIND OF GETTING ME EXCITED. - BULBOUS. 1122 00:43:06,266 --> 00:43:08,233 THAT'S NICE. THAT'S REALLY PRETTY. 1123 00:43:08,233 --> 00:43:11,000 GETTING THROUGH A YEAR OF MARRIAGE IS NOT EASY. 1124 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,367 IT ISN'T. 1125 00:43:12,367 --> 00:43:14,900 IF ANYONE TELLS YOU IT IS, THEY'RE FULL OF IT, 1126 00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:16,567 BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS WORK, 1127 00:43:16,567 --> 00:43:18,934 AND EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR [bleep]. 1128 00:43:18,934 --> 00:43:20,900 I HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS, 1129 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:23,000 BUT I MAKE UP FOR IT IN OTHER WAYS. 1130 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,367 - OH, I WANT TO SEE IF THERE'S PICTURES 1131 00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:25,834 OF GUYS JUMPING IN THE POOL. 1132 00:43:25,834 --> 00:43:27,600 - OF COURSE. I CAN'T IMAGINE THERE WOULDN'T BE. 1133 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,700 - OH... - [gasps] 1134 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,700 BYRON IN THE POOL! LOOK AT HIM! 1135 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,700 - THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE. - THAT IS AWESOME! 1136 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:36,533 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST TOOK THAT IN STRIDE, BY THE WAY. 1137 00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,100 - I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT MYSELF. 1138 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,667 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CLIP MY BALLS. 1139 00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:41,200 - I WOULD HAVE DONE IT MYSELF. 1140 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,400 I WONDER WHAT THE END OF THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE. 1141 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,033 - I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL SEE. 1142 00:43:45,033 --> 00:43:46,767 I MISS PREGNANT BETHENNY. - YOU DO, HUH? 1143 00:43:46,767 --> 00:43:48,333 - YEAH. - MAYBE SHE'LL BE BACK. 1144 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:49,500 - [laughs] 1145 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:53,400 - AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1146 00:43:58,633 --> 00:44:02,166 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 1147 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,300 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1148 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,900 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.