1 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:05,467 - LAST SEASON, ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:08,967 - YOU WILL NOT FALL. 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,533 - YOU MAY FALL. - I DON'T FALL. 4 00:00:10,533 --> 00:00:12,100 - COME LOOK AT THIS HOUSE, IT'S REALLY NICE. 5 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:13,900 - DO THEY SHOOT PEOPLE IN BEVERLY HILLS? 6 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,800 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME-- - ALL RIGHT, JUST-- 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,233 - OH, MY GOD. - I'M GOING TO BE FINE. 8 00:00:17,233 --> 00:00:19,333 YOU'RE EATING A PORK ONE. YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE? 9 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:20,500 TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 10 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,934 - I WAS SELLING A LOT, AND THEN SUDDENLY... 11 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:24,734 - NOTHING. - NOTHING. 12 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:26,367 - DO YOU HAVE THE BIRTHDAY BLUES? 13 00:00:26,367 --> 00:00:27,467 - MAMA, WHAT'S WRONG? 14 00:00:27,467 --> 00:00:29,033 - NOTHING, AHH, NOTHING, NOTHING! 15 00:00:29,033 --> 00:00:30,367 I DON'T WANT ALL THIS ATTENTION. 16 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:32,033 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU ALONE. 17 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:35,533 - I'M SO SORRY. SORRY I'M BEING WEIRD. 18 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:38,633 I'M SO OVERWHELMED, AND I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY. 19 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:41,367 - EVERYTHING IS OKAY. - I KNOW IT IS, BUT LISTEN, 20 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:43,000 I'M, LIKE, TRAPPED INSIDE. - OKAY, SORRY, GO AHEAD. 21 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,600 - EVERYTHING'S LIKE--JASON'S SO GOOD, AND HE'S SO PERFECT, 22 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,033 AND EVERYBODY LOVES HIM, AND HE'S AMAZING, 23 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:47,367 AND HE'S SUPPORTIVE, AND HE DEALS WITH 24 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:48,633 EVERYTHING I WANT HIM TO DEAL WITH, 25 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:50,166 AND HE COMES TO EVERYTHING I WANT HIM TO GO TO. 26 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,433 I DON'T WANT TO BEAT MYSELF UP ANYMORE 27 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:52,567 AND FEEL LIKE I'M A BAD PERSON 28 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:53,800 BECAUSE OF THE THINGS I ACTUALLY FEEL. 29 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,967 I'M NOT CRYING. MY GOD, HOW MUCH DID I CRY? 30 00:00:56,967 --> 00:00:59,400 - SUCCESS IS NOT EASY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 31 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,467 [photographers calling, camera shutters clicking] 32 00:01:02,467 --> 00:01:04,734 [crowd cheering] 33 00:01:04,734 --> 00:01:06,633 - HI, I LOVE YOU! - THANK YOU. 34 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:07,633 - YOU'RE GOING TO BE A... 35 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:10,200 VERY RICH WOMAN. 36 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,500 - UNBELIEVABLE. - NOT BAD, MAMA. 37 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,600 - EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT MY LIFE CHANGED. 38 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,333 THAT IS SO AWESOME! 39 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,567 - WHOA! - [laughing] SO COOL. 40 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:19,633 - I LOVE IT. 41 00:01:19,633 --> 00:01:21,633 - THE FUTURE LOOKS VERY BRIGHT. 42 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:23,600 - BETHENNY FRANKEL! 43 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,900 [crowd cheering] 44 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,000 - I HAVE MY FAMILY 45 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,333 AND GOOD PEOPLE AROUND ME, AND WE CAN JUST 46 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:31,467 ALL TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A DEEP BREATH NOW, 47 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:34,200 BECAUSE WE GOT THROUGH THE STORM. 48 00:01:36,734 --> 00:01:39,767 [upbeat music] 49 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:45,100 ♪♪ ♪♪ 50 00:02:01,633 --> 00:02:03,600 - WHERE AM I GOING? 51 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,867 [overlapping chatter] 52 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:13,133 [photographers calling, camera shutters clicking] 53 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,600 - BETHENNY, STRAIGHT AHEAD, STRAIGHT AHEAD. 54 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,734 BETHENNY, STRAIGHT AHEAD. 55 00:02:17,734 --> 00:02:19,300 YOU MAY HAVE HEARD. 56 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,667 I SOLD SKINNY GIRL COCKTAILS TO JIM BEAM. 57 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:23,400 THE LEVEL HAS DEFINITELY CHANGED. 58 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,500 THE BEAM DEAL, THE FORBES COVER, HAD REALLY CHANGED THE GAME. 59 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,300 AHH! [crowd yells] 60 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,200 LET ME ASK A QUESTION, I JUST ALWAYS WANT-- 61 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,300 WHY DOES EVERYONE GET SO CRAZY? 62 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,834 I'M HERE, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 63 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,433 I HAD NO MONEY, COULDN'T PAY MY RENT, 64 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:40,000 DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MY FUTURE WAS, 65 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,734 AND WHEN I WAS 40, I MADE IT. 66 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:42,767 I MADE IT! 67 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:47,667 HI, HI, HI. HI, WHAT ARE WE DOING? 68 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,400 HI, EVERYBODY. - SHOULD BE IN TELEVISION... 69 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,567 - IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING 70 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:54,734 THAT I FEEL LIKE I CAN ACTUALLY SAY 71 00:02:54,734 --> 00:02:58,266 WITH A STRAIGHT FACE: "THIS IS A BRAND." 72 00:02:58,266 --> 00:03:00,100 - "GEUJING." - HOW OVER IT ARE YOU? 73 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,166 - THIS? - THE "GEUJ." 74 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:04,333 - THERE'S TOO MANY GIRLS IN OUR HOUSE. 75 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:06,033 - THAT WAS A LOT TONIGHT. 76 00:03:06,033 --> 00:03:10,033 - STACY, VERONICA, JULIE, JACKIE, DAWA. 77 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:13,000 - MAGGIE. COOKIE, BRYN. - MAGGIE, COOKIE, YOU. 78 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,633 - HOW MANY IS THAT, TONIGHT? - TOO MANY TO COUNT. 79 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:17,433 - NINE. IT WAS NINE WOMEN. IT'S A CLOWN CAR. 80 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:19,133 - YEAH, IT'S LIKE A BASKETBALL TEAM. 81 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,567 THE EVENTS ARE PRETTY COOL. THEY'RE A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. 82 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:22,667 I MEAN, THEY KIND OF, LIKE, 83 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,700 STAND THERE AND SEE HER DO HER THING. 84 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:27,000 I MEAN, I LOVE THAT SHE'S ACCOMPLISHED THIS, 85 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,400 BUT SOME OF THEM ARE A LITTLE TIRING TO GO TO, 86 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,800 I HAVE TO ADMIT. 87 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,400 - CAN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR PLEASE? - YUP. 88 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,567 - DO I SAY GLOBAL? CAN I SAY GLOBAL, OR NO? 89 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:37,500 - YOU MEAN INC? - INC. [bleep] 90 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,166 I SHOULD GO TO CELEBRITY SCHOOL. 91 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,800 MAYBE THEY'LL TELL ME HOW TO ACT LIKE ONE, 92 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,967 WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. THERE MIGHT BE RULES. 93 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:47,033 THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE-- 94 00:03:47,033 --> 00:03:48,433 UH, BLAH BLAH BLAH. ONE MORE TIME. 95 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,400 LET ME JUST KEEP GOING. READY, AND, GO. 96 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,667 THERE ARE JUST BASIC "101" THINGS THAT I'VE LEARNED, 97 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,033 BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT MANY OF THEM, 98 00:03:55,033 --> 00:03:56,333 AND I BREAK THEM ALL THE TIME. 99 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,300 I'M ALWAYS EATING WHILE GETTING MY PICTURE TAKEN, 100 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,800 MY WHOLE "WAZOO" IS ALWAYS SHOWING 101 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,934 WHEN I'M GETTING OUT OF A CAR, WITH MY UNDERWEAR. 102 00:04:02,934 --> 00:04:05,667 IT'S JUST, UH-- THERE ARE JUST RULES. 103 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,467 - DO YOU WANT THIS? - ENJOY. 104 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:09,066 YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH ME. 105 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:10,600 I THINK YOU NEED THE DRINK MORE THAN I DO. 106 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,867 JASON, GO ENJOY THE PARTY. I LOVE YOU. 107 00:04:12,867 --> 00:04:15,467 - I KNOW. OKAY, OKAY. - WHAT? GO ENJOY THE PARTY. 108 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:16,967 - GO MEET SOME BROADS. - YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WAIT... 109 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,467 FOR YOU TO GO AND MEET EVERYBODY, OR NO? 110 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,600 - YOU WANT TO, YOU WANT TO-- IT'S UP TO YOU. 111 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,533 - THIS IS GOING TO BE QUICK. - OKAY, OKAY. 112 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,667 - YOU ALREADY HAVE THE BABY, BUT YOU WANT ANOTHER. 113 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:25,900 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FIT IT IN? 114 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,333 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO JUGGLE IT ALL? 115 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,900 - I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, BRYN'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 116 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,400 I MANAGE TO BE WITH HER EVERY SINGLE DAY, MOST OF THE DAY. 117 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,533 I AM CERTAINLY NOT A STAY-AT-HOME MOM, 118 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:35,767 BUT I COOK ALL HER MEALS, AND I'M WITH HER ALL THE TIME. 119 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:37,266 SO I MANAGED TO DO IT ONCE. 120 00:04:37,266 --> 00:04:40,633 IF I DECIDED TO DO IT AGAIN, THAT WOULD BE MY TOP PRIORITY. 121 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,100 - AND IT'S SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT TO DO. 122 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,633 - UM, IT'S SOMETHING 123 00:04:43,633 --> 00:04:45,133 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 124 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:46,767 - HOW DOES JASON FEEL ABOUT ALL THIS? 125 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,767 - UM, HE'S PROUD, HE'S VERY PROUD, HE'S HUMBLE. 126 00:04:48,767 --> 00:04:50,300 WE'RE BOTH FREAKED OUT. 127 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,100 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON--IT'S A LOT. 128 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,433 THINGS ARE GOOD WITH JASON, 129 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:55,033 BUT THE SECOND YEAR OF MARRIAGE 130 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,533 IS DEFINITELY MORE DIFFICULT THAN THE FIRST YEAR, FOR ME. 131 00:04:57,533 --> 00:05:00,467 THE SECOND YEAR OF MARRIAGE IS, "WE HAVE A BABY, 132 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,800 WE HAVE THIS BUSINESS." 133 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:06,166 I'M REALLY TRYING TO BE A GOOD MOTHER, BE A GOOD WIFE, 134 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:10,767 KEEP THE ROMANCE IN MY MARRIAGE, AND RUN A BUSINESS. 135 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:14,066 - STOP IT, MISS QUEEN BEE! - STOP WHAT? HI! 136 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:16,166 YOU LOOK SO GREAT, AND YOU'RE WEARING, LIKE, A FESTIVE COLOR. 137 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,166 - HERE'S TO YOU AND YOUR NEW DRINK. 138 00:05:17,166 --> 00:05:18,734 - THANK YOU. - LOOK HOW GOOD 139 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:19,934 YOUR HAIR LOOKS ON A BAD HAIR DAY. 140 00:05:19,934 --> 00:05:21,200 WHAT DID YOU-- ARE THOSE EXTENSIONS? 141 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,300 - YES, OF COURSE. ABSOLUTELY. 142 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,800 FEELS LIKE SOMEONE STAPLE GUNNED THEM INTO MY HEAD. 143 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,567 I'M NOT--I, RIGHT? IT REALLY DOES. 144 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:28,266 WHAT--DID YOU EVER WEAR EXTENSIONS? 145 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:29,367 - NO, I HAVE A HAT ON. - NO, NO YOU DON'T. 146 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:30,734 - I HAVE A HAT ON WITH BAD ROOTS. 147 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:33,000 DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? SO HANDSOME. 148 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,934 - YEAH, HOW ARE YOU? CONGRATULATIONS. 149 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:38,633 - I WENT TO HODA'S BOOK SIGNING, AND ONLINE WERE TWO GIRLS 150 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:39,867 THAT HAD A PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAID, 151 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:44,066 "TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE MY DAD." 152 00:05:44,066 --> 00:05:45,900 AND I SAW THE PICTURE AND I SAID, "I WOULD DATE HIM." 153 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:48,333 I WALKED UP TO HODA AND TOLD HER WHAT HAD BEEN GOING ON 154 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:51,066 WHILE SHE WAS SIGNING BOOKS, AND I SAID, "HE'S REALLY CUTE." 155 00:05:51,066 --> 00:05:53,000 HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LOVE. 156 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,667 both: EVERYTHING IS GOOD. [laughter] 157 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,266 - THEY ARE MADLY IN LOVE. 158 00:05:57,266 --> 00:05:59,233 THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR. 159 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,166 FULL-ON MATCHMAKING. 160 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:02,166 YOU WERE OPEN. - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 161 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,333 - YOU HAVE TO BE OPEN. 162 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:04,533 - I'M JUST GOING TO PAY IT FORWARD. 163 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:05,533 I SAID, "YOU HELP ME, I'LL HELP YOU." 164 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,000 - OH, THERE YOU GO. 165 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,033 YOU SHOULD START A REVOLUTION LIKE THAT, PAYING IT FORWARD. 166 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:11,066 - PAYING IT-- [both]: YES! 167 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:19,133 - HI, OH, HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 168 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:20,867 - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - CONGRATULATIONS. 169 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:21,867 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THIS IS SO GOOD. 170 00:06:21,867 --> 00:06:23,133 - I KNOW. HOW IS EVERYTHING? 171 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,700 - IT'S FABULOUS. - GOOD. 172 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,900 - IT'S GREAT TO BE AT A PARTY-- HEY, HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. 173 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:29,233 IT'S GREAT TO BE AT A PARTY AND NOT PLANNING A PARTY. 174 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:30,233 - YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. - I CAME OVER TO SAY, 175 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:31,467 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 176 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,900 - THAT'S LIKE A PENIS. - OKAY! 177 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:34,266 - CUTE. YOU CAN HAVE THAT CAKE RIGHT NOW. 178 00:06:34,266 --> 00:06:36,767 - THAT'S A CAKE? I GOT EXCITED. - I DON'T GET IT. 179 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:38,033 - HI NICK. 180 00:06:38,033 --> 00:06:40,100 - I'M NOT YOUR HUSBAND. - I KNOW. HOW ARE YOU? 181 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,800 GOOD TO SEE YOU, HOW'S IT GOING? 182 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,266 - IT'S GOING OKAY. IT'S VERY NICE TO SEE YOU. 183 00:06:43,266 --> 00:06:45,700 - YOU TOO. HOW'S YOUR DATING LIFE GOING? 184 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:46,867 - UH... - FRUITFUL? 185 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:48,266 - IT'S OKAY, I GUESS, YEAH. 186 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:49,800 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT'S THE REVIEW? 187 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,233 - YEAH, UM, VERY, VERY GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 188 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:53,867 I PROBABLY ALREADY DRANK TOO MUCH OF IT. 189 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:57,533 BY THE WAY, LIKE, UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY, LIKE, COOL THINGS 190 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,600 THAT, LIKE, YOU WANT TO DO WITH ME, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 191 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,633 - THAT'S NAUGHTY, NICK. - UM, I, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE-- 192 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:02,867 - I'VE A LOT OF COOL THINGS 193 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,333 I WANT TO DO WITH YOU, BUT I'M MARRIED. 194 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,333 - NO, NO. 195 00:07:06,934 --> 00:07:08,233 - FIRST OF ALL, IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IN HERE. 196 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:11,166 THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR COMING. 197 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:14,133 SKINNY GIRL MARGARITA WAS MY FIRST, SANGRIA'S MY SECOND. 198 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,834 I FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE I ALMOST FAVOR IT. 199 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:18,166 I DON'T KNOW WHO TO LOVE MORE. 200 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:20,166 I LOVE THEM BOTH. 201 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:22,633 I NEVER WANTED TO BE IN GOSSIP MAGAZINES. 202 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,867 I WANTED TO BE IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, 203 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:26,567 ON THE COVER OF FORBES MAGAZINE, 204 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:28,233 IN THE NEW YORK TIMES BUSINESS SECTION. 205 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:31,800 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE CONSIDERED A BUSINESSPERSON FIRST. 206 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,600 - CHEERS, I LOVE YOU. - CHEERS, I LOVE YOU. 207 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:45,033 - WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 208 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:47,667 LOOK WHAT I GOT. 209 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,700 WHAT'S THIS? 210 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:53,133 HA-HO, YOUR LITTLE PURSE. [dog barking] 211 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:57,066 OKAY. COOKIE, WE'LL PLAY WITH IT LATER. 212 00:07:57,066 --> 00:07:58,300 DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH DADDY? 213 00:07:58,300 --> 00:07:59,867 - ARE YOU GOING SHOPPING WITH YOUR PURSE? 214 00:07:59,867 --> 00:08:02,000 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS APARTMENT? 215 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,800 IT SHOULD HAPPEN MONDAY. 216 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,367 - I HAVE A CALL IN LIKE THREE MINUTES. 217 00:08:06,367 --> 00:08:09,567 - I FEEL ASHAMED TO SAY THAT THIS DREAM APARTMENT OF MINE 218 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:12,266 THAT WAS SO MUCH SPACE, WE'RE OUTGROWING. 219 00:08:12,266 --> 00:08:13,433 I CAN'T FIT THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE, 220 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:15,600 WE NEED ANOTHER ASSISTANT, 221 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,467 JASON SITS ON A TINY STOOL WHEN HE SITS IN THERE, 222 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:21,100 AND MY LEASE IS UP. - I HAVE A CALL ABOUT 223 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,667 THIS WHOLE SITUATION WITH THE D.O.B. 224 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,934 - WHAT DOES D.O.B. MEAN? - DEPARTMENT OF BUILDINGS. 225 00:08:26,934 --> 00:08:28,400 IT SHOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE, BUT IT'S-- 226 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,033 - ARE WE CLOSING ON MONDAY? THAT'S ALL I WANT TO KNOW. 227 00:08:30,033 --> 00:08:32,266 - I HAVE NO IDEA. - WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 228 00:08:32,266 --> 00:08:33,734 I CAN'T--WE CAN'T GO A WEEK AFTER MONDAY, WE CAN'T. 229 00:08:33,734 --> 00:08:35,000 WE CANNOT. - I KNOW. 230 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,433 - WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 231 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,667 WE FOUND THE PERFECT APARTMENT, AND WE PUT AN OFFER ON IT. 232 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,066 NOW WE'VE SEEN A LOT OF APARTMENTS, AND I DON'T-- 233 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:42,400 THERE IS NO OTHER APARTMENT LIKE THAT. 234 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,700 THERE'S NO APARTMENT WITH YOUR OWN PARKING SPOT, 235 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:44,767 YOUR OWN STORAGE UNIT... - I AGREE. 236 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:46,100 - ALL THOSE WINDOWS, THAT KITCHEN, 237 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:48,100 A CHEF KITCHEN, THE ABILITY TO HAVE THAT-- 238 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:51,233 I MEAN, THAT APARTMENT-- EXCEPT THERE'S NO OUTDOOR SPACE. 239 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:53,200 IT'S A REAL "BALLER" BUILDING. 240 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,233 LIKE, FULL-ON AWESOME BUILDING. 241 00:08:57,233 --> 00:09:01,200 - YEAH, I MEAN, IF WE PUT A NUMBER OF 25 GRAND OR 50 GRAND, 242 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,700 WE HAVE TO-- - IS THIS YOUR CELL PHONE 243 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,300 YOU'RE HAVING THIS MEETING ON? - WE PAY THE DIFFERENCE. 244 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,834 WE PAY THE MONEY. - HEY, THIS APARTMENT IS... 245 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:08,800 - THE SELLER IS PRETTY CONFIDENT 246 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,500 THAT THIS IS JUST A FORMALITY. 247 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,300 - THIS IS REALLY... CHALLENGING. 248 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,000 - JAMIE, DO YOU WANT TO GET THEM UP TO SPEED? 249 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,533 - I WANT TO MOVE IN MONDAY, BUT I CAN'T. 250 00:09:15,533 --> 00:09:18,133 - THE DEPARTMENT OF BUILDINGS-- - THE PERMITS. 251 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:21,633 THE BUILDING PERMITS. I CAN'T WORK THIS WAY. 252 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:24,100 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE APARTMENT. 253 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:25,967 - THIS MIGHT ALL BE A JOKE TO HER, 254 00:09:25,967 --> 00:09:28,300 BUT I'M ON A SERIOUS PHONE CALL. 255 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:31,200 I WANT TO GET US OUT OF THIS APARTMENT 256 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,767 AND SETTLED IN THIS OTHER APARTMENT, 257 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:36,333 AND SHE'S MAKING A JOKE OF IT. 258 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,300 - BRYN. BRYN, YOU HAVE A CALL. 259 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,800 - IT COULD BE A MONTH. 260 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,900 - BEING SILLY WITH JASON IS MY WAY 261 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,433 OF DEFUSING THE SITUATION, 262 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:45,934 JUST SAYING, "IT'S FINE, 263 00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:49,266 IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL." 264 00:09:49,266 --> 00:09:53,100 I'M NOT ONE TO LET MY MARRIAGE GET IN THE WAY OF A FUNNY JOKE. 265 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:56,834 I'M SORRY, I-- [laughing] 266 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,166 - I AM SO AGGRAVATED WITH THIS APARTMENT. 267 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,700 - I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GOING TO BE AN EASY PROCESS. 268 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,533 YOU SAID, "NO, IT'S NOTHING." 269 00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:09,033 DO YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION? 270 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:12,633 JASON DEFINITELY BRINGS MORE TO THE TABLE THAN I DO, 271 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:16,000 BECAUSE HE'S OWNED PROPERTIES IN MANHATTAN. 272 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,900 I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING 273 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:21,033 BESIDES SIGN A RENT CHECK TWO WEEKS LATE. 274 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,300 - TIME IS TICKING, BECAUSE OUR-- - WE HAVEN'T SPENT ANY MONEY. 275 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:27,600 WE HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING. - [laughing] 276 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,166 - WE HAVE TO PUT THE MONEY SOMEWHERE. 277 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:30,467 - WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO BUY AN APARTMENT. 278 00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,100 - I CAN'T SPEND IT. WE CAN'T SPEND IT. 279 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,467 - I KNOW. THEY DON'T WANT OUR MONEY. 280 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,467 THAT'S CRAZY. 281 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:39,066 - I'M GOING OUT AND BUYING SOMETHING. 282 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,800 - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BUY? 283 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,233 - I CAN'T BUY ANYTHING. WE HAVE A LAWSUIT. 284 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:44,967 WE'RE, LIKE, ALL GOING TO GO DOWN THE TOILET ANYWAY. 285 00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,133 MAYBE THAT'S MEANT TO BE. 286 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,600 IF THE LAWSUIT HAPPENS, 287 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,233 THE APARTMENT WILL BE DONE [bleep] ANYWAY. 288 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,834 - I MEAN, THAT'S-- - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 289 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:51,834 THE LAWSUIT'S WORTH MORE THAN 290 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,500 THE WHOLE BEAM DEAL PUT TOGETHER. 291 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,433 ONE OF THE NECESSARY EVILS THAT COMES WITH SUCCESS 292 00:10:56,433 --> 00:11:00,166 IS THAT SOMEONE'S GOING TO COME WITH THEIR HAND OUT. 293 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,133 AND, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAWSUIT--IT'S A JOKE. 294 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:05,900 THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT ARE NEGATIVE ABOUT HAVING MONEY. 295 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,066 PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY'RE GOING TO COME KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR 296 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,400 AND GET A FREE RIDE. 297 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,900 - HOW'S THAT GOING, BY THE WAY? 298 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,367 - I HAVE NO IDEA, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYBODY. 299 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,900 NO ONE TALKS TO ME, AND I DON'T TALK TO THEM, 300 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,734 BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE CALLING LAWYERS BECAUSE IT'S EXPENSIVE. 301 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,367 SO, I JUST LEAVE IT ALONE UNTIL THEY CALL ME. 302 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:19,400 - HOW LONG COULD THIS GO ON? 303 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,367 - YEARS. 304 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,600 OH, MY GOD. - MM-HMM. 305 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,400 - WE CAN'T EVEN ENJOY THE SUCCESS. 306 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,934 - NO. 307 00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:29,367 - COMING UP... 308 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:30,800 - IT'S SO HOT IN HERE. - I'M NOT HOT. 309 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,900 - WE HAVE ONE HOUR. - I'M RUNNING AN EMPIRE, 310 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,433 AND WE DON'T HAVE A SEAT FOR EVERY ASS. 311 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,900 DO YOU GUYS NEED ME IN THERE? 312 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:48,000 [background noise] 313 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,066 - WE'VE GOT TO LEAVE HERE AT 11:30, AND IT'S 10:13. 314 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:53,100 - FORGET THE STAMPS. 315 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,300 WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS? 316 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,300 - SIGNING BOOKS. 317 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,934 - "DEAR KIRSTIE" [phone ringing] 318 00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:00,100 - OKAY. 319 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:02,834 - THE LAST YEAR HAS BEEN PRETTY EVENTFUL. 320 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,233 MY STAFF KEEPS GROWING, MY BUSINESS IS BOOMING, 321 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:06,667 AND AS A RESULT, 322 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:09,834 MY OFFICE IS A COMPLETE [bleep] SHOW. 323 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,033 - BETHENNY FRANKEL'S OFFICE. 324 00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:14,834 [indistinct over phone] 325 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,300 - THAT'S A MAN. 326 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,100 THAT'S SO COOL. 327 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,166 - IT USED TO BE ONLY WOMEN. NOW IT'S MEN, BECAUSE OF FORBES. 328 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,200 THE OFFICE IS A CLOWN CAR. 329 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,300 - OKAY, LET'S-- 330 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,300 - I NEED A ROUND BRUSH. 331 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,300 - I NEED A ROUND BRUSH. - HI. 332 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,633 - I'M RUNNING AN EMPIRE, 333 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,800 AND WE DON'T HAVE A SEAT FOR EVERY ASS. 334 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,934 - DO YOU GUYS NEED ME IN THERE? 335 00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:37,900 - NO, I THINK WE'RE GOOD. [phone ringing] 336 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,166 - OKAY. 337 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,934 - WE HAVE TO CALL LIZ MCNEIL. 338 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,767 SHE JUST WANTS TO SAY A FEW THINGS FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE. 339 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:44,000 - OKAY. 340 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,100 - WE CAN MOVE THIS SO YOU SIT ON THERE, RIGHT? 341 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,467 IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? 342 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,066 SHE HAS TO BE OUT OF HERE BY 11:30. 343 00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:53,200 - HELLO? HOW ARE YOU? 344 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,567 - IT'S SO HOT IN HERE. 345 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:57,133 - IS IT THAT BAD? I'M NOT HOT. 346 00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,767 - WE HAVE ONE HOUR. 347 00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:00,767 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO GO OVER, 348 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:02,600 EVERYBODY SIT DOWN, BE CALM, AND GO THROUGH IT, 349 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,133 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. 350 00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,867 UH, TODAY'S HEALTH MAGAZINE. WHAT ARE WE DOING? 351 00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:08,767 - YOGA. - IT'S A YOGA POSES. 352 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,266 - IT'S A VERY YOGA VIDEO? - YES. 353 00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:11,633 - OKAY, WHAT ELSE? 354 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:13,166 - THEY WANT YOU TO COME OUT THERE AND DO ELLEN, 355 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,633 SOMETIME, SO I'M THINKING YOU'D GO TO LAS VEGAS 356 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:18,800 FOR YOUR JIM BEAM SALES CONFERENCE. 357 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,667 SINCE YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU MAY AS WELL STOP, 358 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,000 EITHER BEFORE OR AFTER. - OKAY. 359 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,066 - WOULD YOU RATHER IT BE A SEPARATE TRIP? 360 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:26,900 YOU CAN TELL ME THAT NOW, AND THEN I-- 361 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,066 - HOW CAN I TELL YOU THAT NOW WHEN I DON'T KNOW 362 00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:29,734 IF THE BABY'S GOING TO BE WITH ME? 363 00:13:29,734 --> 00:13:31,233 IF THE BABY'S NOT GOING TO BE WITH ME, THEN NO. 364 00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,467 OKAY, JACKIE. SKINNYGIRL FACE AND BODY-- 365 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,000 IS THE LINE RIGHT NOW APPROVED AND DONE? 366 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,100 AND WE'RE GONNA-- ARE WE GONNA SEE-- 367 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,100 - YES. NOVEMBER. - AM I GONNA SEE 368 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,467 THE WHOLE SKIN CARE LINE BEFORE I APPROVE 369 00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:41,834 THAT IT'S GOING TO STORES, TOGETHER? 370 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,300 - YES. WE'RE FINALIZING-- 371 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,600 EVERYTHING THAT WE JUST DID LAST WEEK WAS THE LAST STEP. 372 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,000 - NOW, STACY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND THE GUY? 373 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,934 - IT'S DONE. - IT'S "DONE-DONE"? 374 00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:53,633 - IT'S DONE. - THAT'S--ARE YOU REALLY SAD? 375 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,533 - YEAH, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE-- 376 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,567 - BECAUSE--ARE YOU HAVING PANIC OVER THE REST OF THE YEAR? 377 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,767 - YOU TOLD ME THAT WE HAD COPING SKILLS, AND WE DIDN'T, 378 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,967 SO WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET PAST THE LITTLE MOMENTS. 379 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,133 - WE HAVE COPING SKILLS, BUT LIS-- 380 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,700 MY COPING SKILLS ARE GOOD. THEY'RE NOT GREAT. 381 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,767 BUT I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 382 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,600 SO WE HAVE TO GO OUT. - YEAH. 383 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,967 - AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED? 384 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:16,533 - NO, I'M NOT GETTING--[laughs] - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 385 00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:17,800 BUT YOU'RE IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW? 386 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,033 - SO FAR. YOU NEVER KNOW. - OKAY. OKAY. 387 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,200 - WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, JULIE, AND DREW? 388 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,934 - WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE. WE JUST ARE IN THE SAME PLACE. 389 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,333 [laughter] 390 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,700 - WHAT ABOUT MAGGIE? 391 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,900 - ME? - YEAH. 392 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,867 [laughter] HOW DO YOU LIKE IT HERE? 393 00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:37,400 - WELL, UM, I LOVE MY OFFICE THAT I'VE MADE IN YOUR HALLWAY. 394 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,633 - NO, BUT ARE YOU LIKING IT? - I LOVE IT. 395 00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:43,233 A YEAR AND A HALF AGO I WAS WATCHING YOU AND, YOU KNOW, 396 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,834 MAKING YOUR RECIPES FOR MY GIRLFRIENDS AND MY ROOMMATES, 397 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,867 AND NOW I'M HERE, AND IT'S KIND OF HARD 398 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:51,533 TO WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND. - THAT'S SO SWEET. 399 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,133 THE AMERICAN DREAM-- 400 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,166 ORGANIZING PICTURES IN A HALLWAY. 401 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,266 THERE'S NO WAY YOU PICTURED IT BEING LIKE THIS. 402 00:14:57,266 --> 00:14:59,133 YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT WE HAD A REAL OFFICE. 403 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:02,133 - WELL, CONSIDERING THAT I WANT TO GET THROUGH THERE BY CLIMBING 404 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:05,233 UNDERNEATH THE DESKS RIGHT NOW-- [overlapping chatter] 405 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:07,834 - JACKIE HAS DONE IT. - YOU TUNNELED THROUGH? 406 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,934 - I HAVE NOT, BUT JACKIE'S DONE IT. 407 00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:12,567 - YOU HAVE NOT, YOU'VE CLIMBED UNDER THE DESK TO GET THROUGH? 408 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:15,967 - YES! IF YOU'RE ON THE PHONE AND WE DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU 409 00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:18,133 LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WANT US TO BE QUIET... 410 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,967 - AND THE HAIR DRYER'S GOING-- - IT'S LIKE--JUST SCOOT UNDER. 411 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,033 - SWEAR TO GOD, YOU'VE SEEN HER? - SHE HAS DONE IT. 412 00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:25,700 I HAVE DONE IT, SHE HAS DONE IT. - YEAH, YOU JUST GO UNDER THIS. 413 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,834 THROUGH THE TUNNEL. [laughter] 414 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,233 - IT'S A TUNNEL. - I NEED TO SEE THE TUNNEL. 415 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,700 WHERE'S THE TUNNEL? I NEED TO SEE THE TUNNEL. 416 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,100 - THIS TUNNEL. - AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE 417 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,066 COOKIE'S NOT THERE, OR SHE'LL BITE YOUR FACE OFF. 418 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,367 - OH, SHE'LL BITE YOU. - STOP. 419 00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,333 I CAN'T WAIT FOR A BIGGER OFFICE. 420 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,767 I'M SURE THAT I'M BREAKING SOME LAWS, 421 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,433 AND I THINK WE NEED A BIGGER OFFICE, 422 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:49,233 BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT OR LOST IN THIS TUNNEL. 423 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:53,066 - OKAY EVERYONE. - OKAY, WELL I KNOW SHE'S-- 424 00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:56,900 OKAY, KISSES, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. 425 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,934 [Bryn crying] - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! 426 00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:00,934 - OH, WE GOTTA DO STUFF, I'M SORRY. 427 00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:02,567 - DOING STUFF OVER HERE. 428 00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:05,033 ♪♪ BABY, BABY ♪♪ 429 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,767 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. 430 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,166 - BYE, MOM. 431 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,467 - HI, DWAYNE. 432 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,133 WHAT? 433 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:17,367 YOU LIKE THEM? WOW, ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 434 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,367 DWAYNE IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF MY TEAM. 435 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:22,467 HE'S A DRIVER AND AN OCCASIONAL FASHION CONSULTANT. 436 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,834 YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME I HAVE HOT SHOES BEFORE. 437 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,633 - I MEAN, THOSE ARE HOT. - THANK YOU, I LIKE IT. 438 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,667 - YOU GUYS WANT TO SET UP AND RETOUCH? 439 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,333 PUT THE HAIR IN A PONYTAIL, WE'LL LOOK AT THE-- 440 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,633 - FOOD. 441 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,934 - SHE GETS EVIL SOMETIMES WHEN SHE'S HUNGRY. 442 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:46,367 - OH, GORGEOUS. - SO, UM... 443 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,867 OKAY, WE'RE FINE ON TIME AND EVERYTHING? 444 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,266 - YEAH. - OKAY, GOOD. 445 00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:50,667 - SO STACY, YOU CANNOT BEAT YOURSELF UP 446 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:54,400 BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN. 447 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,100 - RIGHT. A STRONG WOMAN. 448 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,667 - NO, BUT YOU'RE, YOU'RE-- YOU COULD BE IN A BAD MOOD, 449 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,934 YOU COULD BE GROUCHY. 450 00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:02,600 - YEAH, WE'RE ALL A LITTLE NUTS. - YEAH. 451 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,533 - WE'RE ALL A LITTLE NUTS. 452 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,333 I'M THE VILLAIN IN MY RELATIONSHIP, 453 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,700 AND I'M SO TIRED OF BEING THE VILLAIN. 454 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,300 - CAN'T BE PUT ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK EVERY TIME 455 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,734 THERE'S A LITTLE MOMENT. 456 00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:15,700 - I HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH. 457 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,300 I HAVE WORKED ON MYSELF SO MUCH. 458 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:21,300 BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH. I CAN'T BE PERFECT. 459 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,166 I CAN'T. I WILL NOT BE PERFECT. 460 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,333 THE OTHER THING IS, 461 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,033 EVERY SINGLE TIME I GET INTERVIEWED, 462 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,433 EVERYONE SAYS, 463 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:31,400 "WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE MARRIED TO THE PERFECT HUSBAND?" 464 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,934 EVERY TIME. 465 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,500 THAT PUTS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME, BECAUSE I'M LIKE, 466 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,967 "OH, I GUESS HE'S PERFECT, I'M--I'M A LUNATIC." 467 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,467 I MEAN, I HAVE MY CRAZY SIDES, FOR SURE, 468 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:42,867 BUT I THINK I MAKE SOME SENSE SOMETIMES. 469 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:45,066 RECENTLY, JASON SAID TO ME SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PARENTS. 470 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,600 HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THEM?" 471 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,734 AND I SAID, "YEAH." 472 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,700 HE GOES--HE SAID, "IT WAS SEVEN WEEKS AGO." 473 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,567 AND I SAID, "YEAH, I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 474 00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,667 I CAN SEE YOUR PARENTS EVERY SEVEN WEEKS, THAT'S OKAY." 475 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,100 THE BABY'S SEEING THEM EVERY THREE TO FOUR WEEKS, 476 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,333 SO THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 477 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,567 NOW IT'S THAT I DON'T SEE THEM ENOUGH. 478 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:02,500 I SHOULD SEE THEM EVERY FOUR WEEKS. 479 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,400 LIKE, IT'S JUST NEVER-- SO I'M GETTING TIRED 480 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,033 WHERE I GO, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TIRED, I'M DONE." 481 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,734 I CAN'T BE THE VILLAIN ANYMORE. - 'CAUSE HE'S GREAT. 482 00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,500 - I'M JUST ALWAYS THE BAD GUY. - NOW IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. 483 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,700 - NOW I'M ALWAYS THE BAD GUY, EVERY DAY, 484 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,333 I'M ALWAYS THE BAD GUY. - ALWAYS SOMETHING. 485 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,734 - IT'S FINE, WE KNOW I'M WRONG, I'M WRONG, I'M WRONG, 486 00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:17,066 I'M WRONG, I'M WRONG. WE LEARN THAT. 487 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:20,734 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE PERFECT. 488 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:23,200 [sighs] 489 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:29,200 [dance music, camera shutter clicking] 490 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,633 AVOID CAMEL TOE AT ALL COSTS. 491 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,033 THIS IS CAMEL TOE POSE. 492 00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:38,500 - I WANT TO CATCH A MOMENT. 493 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,400 YEAH, THERE WE GO. 494 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,166 UH-OH, THERE YOU GO. 495 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,800 - MAYBE, LIKE, JUMP UP. 496 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,800 - OH, WOW. 497 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,967 - I LIKE THAT. 498 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,800 - LISTEN, LET'S NOT GET COMPETITIVE, OKAY? 499 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,200 [overlapping chatter] 500 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,433 OH, I'LL DO A LUNGE, I'LL DO A GAZELLE RIGHT ACROSS HERE, 501 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:03,000 SO DON'T EVEN GET COMPETITIVE. 502 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,400 - [laughing] - OKAY, DON'T EVEN. 503 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:10,133 - ONE, TWO, THREE, GO. 504 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:13,033 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S OVER. [laughter] 505 00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:14,233 - COMING UP... 506 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:16,500 - WELCOME TO YEAR TWO OF MARRIAGE. 507 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,767 - NO! - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 508 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,233 - MAMA. 509 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,734 - MAMA'S COOKING FOR YOU. - I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DINNER 510 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:36,633 RIGHT NOW. 511 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,100 - DO YOU LIKE PIZZA? - I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DINNER. 512 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:42,266 - PIZZA, YOU CAN SAY "PIZZA". - PIZZA. 513 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:45,233 - MM, LOVE PIZZA. 514 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,100 - WANT DADDY TO PUT THE SHREK EARS ON? 515 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,667 - 24 HOURS A DAY, CLEANING. 516 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,967 NEVER STOP. IT'S CLICHED, 517 00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:54,033 BUT YOU'RE SO MUCH LESS CONCERNED WITH 518 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:57,266 ROMANTIC BUBBLE BATHS AND LINGERIE WITH YOUR HUSBAND 519 00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:59,700 BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST TOOK A [bleep] ON THE FLOOR. 520 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,467 - LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT. 521 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,266 - YOU HONESTLY NEED TO HAVE A DATE NIGHT OR TO GET AWAY 522 00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:08,233 TO--TO--TO GET LAID PROPERLY. 523 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,734 OKAY, FIRST COURSE IS COMING UP. 524 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,700 - I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 525 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,033 WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT. 526 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,834 - I THINK SHE'S GOING TO LIKE THIS. 527 00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:18,567 - WHAT'S THIS? 528 00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:22,533 YUMMY. 529 00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:25,133 WATCH HER. 530 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:31,633 [Bryn crying] 531 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,233 SOMEBODY'S CRANKY. - SHE'S SO TIRED. 532 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,533 IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO BE A SNEAK ATTACK. 533 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,400 BANANAS! 534 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,100 AHH. 535 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,800 WHOA. AHH. 536 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,367 COME ON. EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-EP. 537 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,700 YUM-YUM-YUM-YUM. 538 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,400 - HERE, I'LL GET IT, YOU GET THE NEXT ONE READY. 539 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,834 - PARENTING IS A TEAM SPORT. 540 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,233 - DADDY'S TAKING OVER. 541 00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:52,567 - AND INTIMACY IS CHALLENGING. 542 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:54,400 - YUMMY. 543 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,700 - JASON'S PENIS HAS COBWEBS ON IT. 544 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:59,600 - [whistling] [Bryn fussing] 545 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,066 YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 546 00:21:01,066 --> 00:21:03,667 - WELCOME TO YEAR TWO OF MARRIAGE. 547 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,600 - NO! - NO, NO? 548 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,166 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 549 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,500 [Bryn crying] 550 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:14,333 [upbeat music] 551 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:22,300 ♪♪ ♪♪ 552 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:25,967 - HI. 553 00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:27,734 - HI. 554 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:28,834 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 555 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:30,133 - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 556 00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,467 - HOW NICE IS IT HERE? - SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, SIT. 557 00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:33,233 - DON'T YOU LOVE THIS? - IT'S GREAT, I KNOW, 558 00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:34,934 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVEN DOWN HERE. 559 00:21:34,934 --> 00:21:36,734 - I KNOW, IT'S LIKE--I LOVE IT, I'M FINDING-- 560 00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,166 - NOW THAT WE'VE MOVED TO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 561 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,734 WE'VE DISCOVERED ALL NEW-- 562 00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:41,734 - I KNOW, I'M FINDING ALL THESE PLACES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, I'M-- 563 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,033 - THIS IS REALLY GREAT, I LIKE THE IDEA OF BEING OUTSIDE 564 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,700 AND NOT ON THE STREET OF MANHATTAN 565 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,467 WITH ALL THE EXHAUST. - I AGREE, AND LIKE, A CAB 566 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,000 SPLASHING YOU. - TOTALLY. [laughing] 567 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,433 - NO, I HAVE A LOT OF NEW LITTLE FINDS DOWN HERE. 568 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:52,867 I'VE BEEN--THAT'S WHAT WE DO ON THE WEEKENDS. 569 00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:55,233 WE GO AND WE FIND--BRYN AND I, YOU KNOW, JUST GO ALONE. 570 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,233 JASON'LL BE AT WORK AND I'LL JUST LOOK AROUND 571 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,033 AND BE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, I'VE WANTED TO TRY THAT," 572 00:21:59,033 --> 00:22:00,367 AND I'LL BRING HER. 573 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,333 - THAT'S SO CUTE. - SHE'S SWEET. 574 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,033 HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 575 00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:05,233 - GOOD. BUSY. BUT CATCH ME UP. 576 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,133 TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE APARTMENT. 577 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,767 - IT'S AMAZING. IT IS A CANVAS. 578 00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:09,767 I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT'S A CANVAS. 579 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,500 - IT IS? 580 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,066 - WHEN I SAW THIS PLACE I WAS, LIKE, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND 581 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:14,166 THE CONCEPT OF BEING ABLE TO MAKE SOMETHING 582 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,433 ENTIRELY YOUR OWN. 583 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:18,967 JAKE INTRODUCED ME TO BROOKE AND MARIETTE GOMEZ. 584 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:24,400 THEY DO BIG-TIME CELEBRITIES' HOMES ALL OVER THE WORLD. 585 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,233 THEY ARE SLUMMING IT WITH ME. 586 00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:27,834 - THE CLOSETS ARE GOING TO BE KEY. 587 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,166 WHEN I TALKED TO BROOKE I WAS LIKE, 588 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,800 "YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING: 589 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:35,767 CLOSETS, ORGANIZATION-- MAKE HER DREAMS COME TRUE." 590 00:22:35,767 --> 00:22:38,166 DID YOU SHOW HER THE SHOES WITH THE POLAROIDS, THE LUCITE BOXES? 591 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,066 - I SHOWED HER THE SHOES, THE BIKINIS IN ZIPLOCS, 592 00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,166 IN A CONTAINER. 593 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,166 - OH, I'VE BEEN DOWN ZIPLOC ROAD. 594 00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:45,266 - I PUT ALL MY LINGERIE IN LITTLE BAGGIES. 595 00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:46,734 - YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO PUTS THEIR LINGERIE IN, LIKE, 596 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:47,934 A SANDWICH SNACK-PACK. 597 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,767 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER IN MY LIFE--BUT OKAY. 598 00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:52,900 - WELL, THAT WAS VAGINA LINGERIE-MODE. 599 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,266 THIS IS BIKINI-MODE. IT'S A SIMILAR CONCEPT. 600 00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:56,967 - IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE VAGINA. 601 00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:59,967 - ALL--ALL ROADS LEAD TO MY VAGINA. 602 00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:02,633 - IS JASON GOING TO BE INVOLVED IN THE DESIGN PROCESS? 603 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,333 OR IS HE LIKE, "WHATEVER YOU LIKE, SWEETIE"? 604 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:07,867 - I THINK IT'S JUST THE FACT THAT I'M ALLOWING HIM 605 00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:10,700 TO BE INVOLVED THAT'S MAKING HIM ULTIMATELY NOT REALLY NEED 606 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,367 TO BE THAT INVOLVED. - VERY SMART. 607 00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:15,533 - HE LIKES TO BE INVOLVED IN THE CLOSING, YOU KNOW, 608 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:18,333 TALKING TO THE ARCHITECTS ABOUT THE PLANS AND THE PERMITS. 609 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:21,166 I DON'T KNOW WHY--IT SHOULD BE MUCH EASIER TO BUY SOMETHING. 610 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,033 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S LIKE THIS EVERYWHERE, 611 00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:25,266 BUT IT'S VERY, VERY COMPLICATED TO BUY AN APARTMENT 612 00:23:25,266 --> 00:23:26,633 AND TO CLOSE ON ONE. 613 00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:29,200 I'VE BEEN REALLY RELYING ON JASON FOR A LOT OF IT. 614 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,367 SOMEONE TOLD ME RECENTLY 615 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,767 THAT YOU HAVE TO GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP, 616 00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,200 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO START WORKING OUT YOUR [bleep]. 617 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,000 BECAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE 40-SOMETHING, 618 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,700 AND THEN YOU'RE USED TO BEING SELFISH AND USED TO BEING ALONE, 619 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,266 AND LISTEN, I WAS RIGHT-- 620 00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:39,633 - THAT'S HOW I AM NOW. - YOU CAN'T. 621 00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,200 - I CRUSHED MY MOTHER THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE SHE WAS, LIKE, 622 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,333 "I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY GREAT," 623 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:46,367 AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M REALLY HAPPY BEING ALONE." 624 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,133 AND IT WAS JUST, LIKE, DEAD SILENCE ON THE OTHER END 625 00:23:48,133 --> 00:23:50,300 OF THE PHONE, BUT IT'S TRUE FOR THAT REASON. 626 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,533 - WHAT DO YOU ULTIMATELY WANT? DO YOU WANT TO ULTIMATELY 627 00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:55,033 BE ALONE? LIKE, THIS WEEKEND JASON'S GOING 628 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,734 TO HIS FRIEND'S 40TH BIRTHDAY. AND I THOUGHT, "OH, MY GOODNESS, 629 00:23:57,734 --> 00:24:01,233 FROM 12:00 NOON TO 8:00 AT NIGHT I'M GOING TO BE ALONE," 630 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,767 AND IT FEELS--I'M SO EXCITED, I LOVE BEING ALONE. 631 00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:05,934 - YOU ARE EXCITED, LOOK AT YOU. - I MEAN, I LOVE BEING ALONE. 632 00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:08,500 SO I HAVE TO WORK AT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP, 633 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,567 AND THAT'S BEEN MY LIFE-LONG STRUGGLE. 634 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:12,767 AND IT CONTINUES. 635 00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:15,633 JASON GOES TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY. 636 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:17,066 I THINK IT'S HIS OWN PRIVATE IDAHO. 637 00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:20,767 I THINK IT'S HIS OWN THING, AND I-I THINK IT'S-- 638 00:24:20,767 --> 00:24:22,567 - DO HIS PARENTS AS WELL? 639 00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:24,333 - HIS MOTHER GOES EVERY SINGLE DAY. 640 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,967 - OF THE WEEK. 641 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:29,133 - YES. I THINK IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALSO JASON HAS-- 642 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,867 - I DIDN'T KNOW THE CHURCH WAS OPEN EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. 643 00:24:30,867 --> 00:24:33,233 - CHURCH IS OPEN RIGHT NOW. 644 00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:36,600 IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT MACY'S. IT'S OPEN RIGHT NOW. 645 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,233 - [laughing] 646 00:24:49,367 --> 00:24:50,967 - HI. - HI. 647 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:54,367 - WHAT'S DOING? - NOT MUCH, HOW YOU DOING? 648 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,767 - THE LAST TWO NIGHTS IN PARTICULAR, 649 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:02,700 I HAVE--I HAVEN'T BEEN--I'VE BEEN, LIKE, LOSING MY BREATH. 650 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,300 I'VE BEEN HAVING A COUPLE OF PHYSICAL THINGS 651 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,500 GOING ON WITH ME: LOSING MY BREATH AND GETTING HEADACHES, 652 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,734 LIKE, EVERY DAY. UM-- 653 00:25:08,734 --> 00:25:10,467 - ARE YOU SHORT OF BREATH WHEN YOU'RE THINKING? 654 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:13,133 LYING IN BED, THINKING? IS THAT ONE OF THE TIMES 655 00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:14,467 WHEN YOU GET SHORT OF BREATH? 656 00:25:14,467 --> 00:25:16,000 - AH, I DON'T NOTICE IF I'M SHORT OF BREATH 657 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,967 WHILE I'M LYING IN BED THINKING. I'M SHORT OF BREATH WHEN I START 658 00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:22,867 TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING WITH JASON. 659 00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:24,734 I GET [deep breath]... - RIGHT. 660 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,133 - THAT. I DO IT A LOT. 661 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:27,200 - IS IT MOSTLY WITH JASON? 662 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,734 OR IS IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL? 663 00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:30,200 - THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 664 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,233 I FEEL LIKE IT'S MORE WITH JASON. 665 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:35,133 WE'VE HAD A ROUGH COUPLE OF MONTHS, JASON AND I. 666 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,033 THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, JASON AND I HAVE KNOWN 667 00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:38,367 EACH OTHER FOR TWO YEARS, 668 00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:42,633 AND THERE ARE AREAS IN WHICH JASON DOESN'T TRUST ME. 669 00:25:42,633 --> 00:25:46,066 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T, YOU KNOW, KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS, 670 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,200 YOU KNOW, FINANCES COME INTO IT A LOT, 671 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,967 AND WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, PEOPLE AROUND ME SAID, YOU KNOW, 672 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,967 "YOU HAVE TO SIGN SOMETHING, YOU GUYS HAVE TO HAVE AGREEMENTS 673 00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:55,000 AS A COUPLE AS TO WHAT THINGS ARE," 674 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,333 AND THAT TO ME WAS TOTALLY UNFAMILIAR, 675 00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:58,934 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I WOULD EVER DO. 676 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:01,333 I, IN SOME WAYS, LIKE TO LIVE IN A FAIRY-TALE LAND. 677 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,800 AND PEOPLE AROUND ME THAT WERE WORKING WITH ME 678 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,934 WERE SAYING, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S NOT REAL LIFE." 679 00:26:06,934 --> 00:26:08,867 AND JASON COMES FROM A FAMILY 680 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,567 WHERE IT WOULDN'T EVEN COME UP. 681 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:12,333 AND, BY THE WAY, HAD I MET JASON TEN YEARS AGO, 682 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,834 IT WOULDN'T HAVE COME UP. 683 00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:16,400 AND SO I DON'T LIKE WHEN THE BUSINESS, SORT OF BUSINESS, 684 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,000 GETS INVOLVED IN A RELATIONSHIP, AND IT WAS DEFINITELY AWKWARD. 685 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,467 AND JASON HELD ON TO IT FOR A WHILE. 686 00:26:21,467 --> 00:26:23,600 AND I FINALLY-- UNTIL VERY RECENTLY, 687 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,033 AND I FINALLY WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN'T BEAT ME UP ABOUT THIS. 688 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:30,133 I LOVE YOU, I WOULD NEVER, YOU KNOW, [bleep] YOU OVER." 689 00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:32,533 - YOU'D LIKE TO TRUST EACH OTHER MORE, AND YOU'RE RECOGNIZING 690 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,500 THAT YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR TWO YEARS, 691 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,033 AND THERE'S SOME AREAS WHERE YOU-- 692 00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:37,467 YOU HAVEN'T DEVELOPED TRUST YET. 693 00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:41,367 - EVERYTHING KEEPS EVOLVING, BUT THEN OTHER BOXES OPEN UP. 694 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,133 SEE, I CAN'T BREATHE. I GET A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS 695 00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:46,967 ABOUT, YOU KNOW, WE'LL GO TO-- - SO, CAN WE JUST LOOK 696 00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:49,433 AT THAT MOMENT, THOUGH, WHEN YOU LOST YOUR BREATH? 697 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:50,567 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? 698 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,200 - YEAH, I WAS TALKING ABOUT JASON. 699 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,467 - WHAT ABOUT JASON? 700 00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:55,533 - UM... 701 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:03,867 IT'S ME, ME TAKING CARE OF JASON, AND IT'S OVERWHELMING, 702 00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:06,834 OR I WANT HIM TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, AND--WAS IT THAT? 703 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:10,100 - THAT'S WHERE YOU STARTED AFTER YOU WERE SHORT OF BREATH. 704 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:15,333 RIGHT BEFORE THAT YOU HAD BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE MONEY ISSUES 705 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,233 AND SAYING IT'S OPENING UP NEW BOXES. 706 00:27:17,233 --> 00:27:18,667 YOU DIDN'T DEFINE WHAT THE NEW BOXES ARE. 707 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:21,433 - WHEN YOU WORK ON THINGS, THEN NEW BOXES OPEN UP, YOU KNOW, 708 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,200 OR WE RE-OPEN OLD BOXES. 709 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,266 YOU KNOW, WE STILL ARE FINDING BALANCE WITH JASON'S FAMILY 710 00:27:26,266 --> 00:27:30,033 AND HOW THAT ALL WORKS, AND I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING TO BE-- 711 00:27:30,033 --> 00:27:32,467 TRYING TO BE MORE OPEN, I REALLY, REALLY AM. 712 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,533 I MEAN, IT'S, UH, 713 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:36,400 WELL, ONE OF THE OTHER INTERESTING THINGS 714 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,467 THAT'S GOING ON IS, I DON'T KNOW, 715 00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:39,900 FOR THE FIRST TIME 716 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,533 I'M HAVING ANXIETY ABOUT MY AGE, 717 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:44,600 AND NOT AT ALL ABOUT WHAT I LOOK LIKE. 718 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,633 ABOUT IT WHIPPING BY SO QUICKLY. 719 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:50,266 TOMORROW'S THIS, THE NEXT DAY'S THIS, THE NEXT DAY'S THIS... 720 00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:52,133 AND IT'S BOTHERING ME, THE ANXIETY OF THAT. 721 00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:55,266 IT EVEN INVOLVES SEX, LIKE SOMETIMES MY MIND IS RACING 722 00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:57,500 SO MUCH, LIKE, WHO COULD EVEN THINK OF HAVING SEX? 723 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,934 AND THEN I'LL JUST CALM IT DOWN, AND BE LIKE, 724 00:27:58,934 --> 00:28:00,567 "WE'RE--I'M IN A MARRIAGE," AND, YOU KNOW, 725 00:28:00,567 --> 00:28:02,266 AND THEN YOU END UP 726 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,734 BEING SO MUCH MORE RELAXED AFTERWARD, SO-- 727 00:28:03,734 --> 00:28:06,900 - UM, I'D LIKE YOU TO DO SOMETHING. 728 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,066 WOULD YOU KEEP TRACK OF YOUR SLEEP BETWEEN NOW 729 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:10,367 AND THE NEXT TIME WE MEET? 730 00:28:10,367 --> 00:28:12,834 JUST WRITE IT DOWN, HOW MUCH YOU'RE SLEEPING. 731 00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:14,533 - YES, AND I'LL WRITE WHEN WE'RE IN MONTAUK, 732 00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:15,934 BECAUSE YOU'LL NEED TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE. 733 00:28:15,934 --> 00:28:17,367 - GOOD. - EXCELLENT. 734 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:20,667 - AND, ALSO, WOULD YOU WRITE DOWN WHEN YOU HAVE 735 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,667 SHORTNESS OF BREATH, WHAT WAS HAPPENING? 736 00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,567 - AND HEADACHES, MAYBE. - YEAH, BECAUSE I THINK 737 00:28:24,567 --> 00:28:25,934 THOSE ARE THINGS THAT WE COULD EASILY WORK ON 738 00:28:25,934 --> 00:28:28,500 IF YOU'RE MINDFUL AND PAYING ATTENTION TO IT. 739 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,700 LET'S--I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT IT. 740 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:33,300 - OKAY. 741 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,000 - COMING UP... 742 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,700 - JIMMY WASHES THOSE ENORMOUS BALLS, AND THAT'S ALL. 743 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,066 - WHAT? 744 00:28:42,066 --> 00:28:43,266 - JIMMY WASHES HIS ENORMOUS NUT SACK, 745 00:28:43,266 --> 00:28:45,734 AND THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO WORRY ABOUT. 746 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,500 [yoga instruction] 747 00:28:59,066 --> 00:29:02,767 - I DO YOGA, THAT CALMS ME DOWN. 748 00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:04,533 I WANT TO RELAX AND LET GO A LITTLE BIT. 749 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:07,033 - BREATHE IN. 750 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,567 JULIE. - YEAH? 751 00:29:08,567 --> 00:29:10,000 - DO ME A FAVOR? 752 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,533 JUST REMIND ME, WHEN I GET OUT, ABOUT THE SKINNYGIRL SPARKLERS 753 00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,066 AND THE HAMPTONS' GUEST LIST. 754 00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:17,700 JUST WRITE THAT DOWN, AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT 755 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:20,200 WHEN I'M DONE, OKAY? - NOW COME BACK TO CENTER. 756 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,467 - WHAT'S GOING-- WHAT--TELL ME. 757 00:29:21,467 --> 00:29:23,967 - WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE--YOUR NEW WEBSITE. 758 00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:26,066 - OKAY, I'M GONNA FINISH THIS, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME IN, 759 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:27,367 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS. 760 00:29:27,367 --> 00:29:29,100 SO NOW, NOW, BUT NOW I'M GOING TO DO YOGA. 761 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,100 - OKAY. - OKAY? 762 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,400 - ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. 763 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,867 JULIE. - YEP? 764 00:29:33,867 --> 00:29:35,266 - JULIE. - YEAH? 765 00:29:35,266 --> 00:29:38,533 - JUST REMIND ME TO TALK TO JASON ABOUT WHAT HIS SCHEDULE IS 766 00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:40,100 FOR MONTAUK, OKAY? 767 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,367 - YEP. - JULIE. 768 00:29:41,367 --> 00:29:42,700 IS SHE CRYING? 769 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:46,734 - SHE'S JUST TALKING TO HERSELF. [Bryn babbling] 770 00:29:46,734 --> 00:29:48,934 - JULIE. - YEAH? 771 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:56,700 - WHAT UP? 772 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,033 - AH, OH, MY GOD! [laughing] 773 00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:01,033 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? I BROUGHT YOU A BAG OF BULL[bleep]. 774 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:03,700 - MY GOD, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 775 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,166 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 776 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:07,367 YOU'RE A MARRIED LADY NOW. - [laughing] I KNOW, YOU TOO. 777 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:08,500 - HOW IS EVERYTHING? 778 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,633 - ARE YOU AS CRAPPY AT IT AS I AM? 779 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,367 - I'M NOT THE BEST. WHY, ARE YOU BAD AT IT? 780 00:30:11,367 --> 00:30:13,300 - I MAY BE ONE OF THE WORST. - WHY? 781 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:14,700 - I AM SO SELF-CENTERED. 782 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,500 - I UNDERSTAND. 783 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:19,233 - I KNOW, WELL, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. 784 00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:21,233 - ANY QUESTION FOR ME REGARDING OUR MENU? 785 00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:22,934 [laughing] - YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? 786 00:30:22,934 --> 00:30:24,734 NO, I WAS KIDDING, I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING. 787 00:30:24,734 --> 00:30:27,000 I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING, BUT I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT. 788 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,500 - WHERE YOU FROM? 789 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,767 - SORRENTO. - AH, OKAY. 790 00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:34,200 - [singing in Italian] - YEAH, NO, DON'T DO THAT. EVER. 791 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,000 - NO? BAD? NOT GOOD? 792 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,767 LISA AND I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE ETERNALLY SINGLE. 793 00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:40,867 DO YOU DRINK, BY THE WAY? OR DO YOU NOT DRINK? 794 00:30:40,867 --> 00:30:42,000 - NO, UH-UH, NEVER. - NEVER BEEN A DRINKER? 795 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,734 - JUST FOOD AND MEN, THAT WAS IT. 796 00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:47,133 - AND THEN WE BOTH MET OUR HUSBANDS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME 797 00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:50,633 AND GOT MARRIED AT AROUND THE SAME TIME. 798 00:30:50,633 --> 00:30:52,166 ARE YOU VERY DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR MARRIAGE WORK? 799 00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:54,934 - NO. 800 00:30:54,934 --> 00:30:57,033 I'M DEDICATED TO MAKING MY LIFE WORK. 801 00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:58,300 BUT I HAVE IT AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT, 802 00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,734 WHICH IS REALLY BAD. 803 00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,934 - IT'S JUST, LIFE IS HARD. WHAT HASN'T BEEN HARD? 804 00:31:01,934 --> 00:31:03,367 - RIGHT, I KNOW. - YOUR CAREER HAS BEEN HARD, 805 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:04,867 - MM-HMM. RIGHT. - YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN HARD. 806 00:31:04,867 --> 00:31:06,266 YOU'VE STRUGGLED WITH YOUR WEIGHT, 807 00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:07,500 YOU'VE HAD A MILLION THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN HARD. 808 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,767 - RIGHT. - THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE 809 00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:09,767 ANY DIFFERENT. - I KNOW IT. 810 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:10,867 - WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF YOU 811 00:31:10,867 --> 00:31:12,233 NOT MARRYING A BLACK MAN, BY THE WAY? 812 00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:13,633 - WELL, I WANTED A GUY WITH NO KIDS. 813 00:31:13,633 --> 00:31:14,700 - OH, EXACTLY. 814 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,333 - COME ON. YOU GOT TO GET A WHITEY. 815 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,667 [both laughing] 816 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:20,700 - FAIR ENOUGH. 817 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,300 - YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE AND HAPPY, 818 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,767 EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE YOUR FIGHTS. 819 00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:25,567 I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, EVERYBODY'S IN BLISS BUT ME." 820 00:31:25,567 --> 00:31:27,033 - NO, NOBODY'S IN BLISS, EVERYONE'S FULL OF [bleep]. 821 00:31:27,033 --> 00:31:28,600 - OH, GOOD, OKAY. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW. 822 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,033 - I DON'T LIKE THAT EVERYONE THINKS, LIKE, WE'RE PERFECT. 823 00:31:30,033 --> 00:31:31,433 - YEAH. 824 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:32,633 - WE LOVE BEING A FAMILY, AND WE'RE VERY INTO THAT, 825 00:31:32,633 --> 00:31:34,533 AND THE DOG, AND, LIKE, WE JUST LOVE EACH OTHER, 826 00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:36,033 - RIGHT, RIGHT. - AND DOING THINGS LIKE THAT, 827 00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:39,233 BUT, WE FIGHT A LOT, AND I DON'T LIKE THAT EVERYONE THINKS THAT. 828 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,033 OKAY, IF SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING WRONG TO US, 829 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:42,166 OR SOMETHING GOES ON, 830 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,500 HE'LL TALK TO ME IN PRIVATE AND SAY, 831 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,800 "OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THAT," 832 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,367 BUT THEN WHEN WE SEE THEM, HE'LL SIT THERE AND BE LIKE... 833 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:50,633 AND I'LL HAVE TO BE LIKE, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" 834 00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:52,233 I'M THE BAD COP. - RIGHT, YEAH, ME TOO. 835 00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:54,100 - HE'S THE GOOD COP, SO HE'S ALWAYS THE GOOD GUY. 836 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,633 - RIGHT, RIGHT. - SO EVERYBODY ALWAYS 837 00:31:55,633 --> 00:31:57,100 THINKS IT'S PERFECT, AND I DON'T LOVE THAT EVERYONE THINKS 838 00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:58,533 MY HUSBAND'S PERFECT EITHER. IT'S NOT FAIR. 839 00:31:58,533 --> 00:31:59,967 - THEY DO, ESPECIALLY EVERY GAY GUY IN TOWN. 840 00:31:59,967 --> 00:32:02,033 I MEAN, EVERY ONE OF MY HOMOS IS LIKE, 841 00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:04,367 "OH, MY GOD, I LOVE JASON." - IT'S NOT FAIR TO ANYONE ELSE. 842 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:06,200 IT'S NOT FAIR TO OTHER HUSBANDS, IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME, 843 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,967 IT'S NOT--IT'S FAIR TO HIM. 844 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:09,166 - YES, THAT'S VERY TRUE-- - BUT IT'S NOT FAIR 845 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,166 TO ANYONE ELSE. 846 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,667 - I WISH I WAS A GUY, SO BAD. 847 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,633 - OH, MY GOD, ME TOO. I LOOK AT JASON AND I'M LIKE, "WHY?" 848 00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:15,100 - THEY DO NOTHING. 849 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,500 - I KNOW. - DO NOTHING. 850 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,667 JIMMY WASHES THOSE ENORMOUS BALLS, AND THAT'S ALL. 851 00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:21,000 - WHAT? 852 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,533 - JIMMY WASHES HIS ENORMOUS NUT SACK, 853 00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:24,600 AND THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO WORRY ABOUT. 854 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,033 - THAT'S A FULL JOB. 855 00:32:26,033 --> 00:32:27,834 - ME? I GOTTA WASH MY BALL SACK AND DO HAIR AND MAKEUP. 856 00:32:27,834 --> 00:32:29,600 IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TO ME. 857 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,567 WE'VE GOT A LOT ON OUR DISH. 858 00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:33,667 - WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR HIM TO WASH HIS ENORMOUS BALL SACK? 859 00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:36,200 - A HUGE LOOFER. 860 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,233 - NO, NO, OH, MY GOD. 861 00:32:38,233 --> 00:32:39,667 ARE HIS BALLS THAT BIG? 862 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:40,834 - OH, MY GOD, DUDE! 863 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,266 I AM NOT KIDDING, IF HE WAS A RAPPER-- 864 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,934 - HOW BIG ARE HIS BALLS. SHOW ME THE BALLS. 865 00:32:43,934 --> 00:32:44,934 HERE, IS IT THIS? 866 00:32:44,934 --> 00:32:46,200 - OKAY, OKAY, TWO OF THOSE. 867 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,533 - NO, IT'S NOT. - I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU. 868 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,400 - TWO BALLS? - WITHOUT THE POWDERED SUGAR. 869 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,500 HE KNOCKED DOWN A HURDLE IN HIGH SCHOOL 870 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,700 WHEN HE WAS JUMPING TRACK. 871 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,400 - WHAT, IS HE SECRETARIAT? 872 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,767 - YEAH, IT'S REALLY WEIRD. 873 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,333 - ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEE HIS BALLS NOW. 874 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,834 - I WILL CALL HIM AND ASK HIM IF HE CAN--HE'D LET YOU SEE THEM 875 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:01,200 'CAUSE HE LIKES YOU. - DO A VIEWING. 876 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,433 - TODAY HE'S STARVING HIMSELF FOR THE COLONOSCOPY, 877 00:33:03,433 --> 00:33:05,667 YOU KNOW THE COLONOSCOPY THING WHERE YOU HAVE TO-- 878 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:06,700 - OH, I USED TO, I'VE DONE A COUPLE OF THEM. 879 00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,166 [phone ringing] 880 00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:10,433 - IF THIS IS THE ONE TIME HE'S ON THE [bleep]ER, 881 00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:11,867 I'LL BE PISSED. 882 00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:13,467 - WELL, THEN HE COULD LOOK DOWN AT HIS BALLS 883 00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,066 AND REALLY DECIDE HOW BIG THEY ARE. 884 00:33:15,066 --> 00:33:18,934 - HONEY, I'M WITH BETHENNY AND YOU'RE ON SPEAKER. 885 00:33:18,934 --> 00:33:22,734 SAY "HI BETHENNY". - HI, BETHENNY, HOW ARE YOU? 886 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,166 - I'M GOOD, I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT 887 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:27,667 "JIMMY BIG BALLS" WAS BECAUSE YOUR TESTICLES ARE ACTUALLY 888 00:33:27,667 --> 00:33:30,367 LARGE, I THOUGHT IT WAS 'CAUSE YOU JUST WERE LIKE BALLSY. 889 00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:31,867 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE "JIMMY BAG OF DOUGHNUTS." 890 00:33:31,867 --> 00:33:36,633 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, ARE THEY REALLY THAT BIG? 891 00:33:36,633 --> 00:33:42,266 BUT ARE THEY LIKE A CABERNET GOBLET, LIKE THAT BIG? 892 00:33:42,266 --> 00:33:45,033 OH, MY GOD. - HONEY, DO ME A FAVOR. 893 00:33:45,033 --> 00:33:46,433 IF YOU GET DRUNK OR SOMETHING, 894 00:33:46,433 --> 00:33:47,767 OR AT SOME POINT HAVE AN ATTACK OF LUNACY, 895 00:33:47,767 --> 00:33:50,767 TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR SACK AND TEXT IT TO ME 896 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,767 AND WE CAN SHOW BETHENNY, ALL RIGHT? 897 00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:54,033 - MIGHT NEED AN ASSISTANT TO HELP. 898 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,367 SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO HELP-- 899 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,700 THE WHOLE "DIVIDE AND CONQUER." 900 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,767 - HONEY, JACKIE WILL COME OVER AND HELP YOU, OKAY? 901 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,133 - DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE EXCEEDING 902 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:02,867 JACKIE'S JOB DESCRIPTION TO ASK HER TO COME OVER 903 00:34:02,867 --> 00:34:04,400 TO LISA LAMPANELLI'S HOUSE 904 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,467 AND HOIST UP JIMMY "BIG BALLS'" SACK? 905 00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:09,800 BUT I DID SAY, "NO TWO DAYS ARE THE SAME." 906 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,200 - ALL RIGHT, BABY, BYE. - BYE. 907 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,767 - SO...HELLO? 908 00:34:14,767 --> 00:34:17,433 YEAH, SWEETIE. 909 00:34:17,433 --> 00:34:19,166 OH, I'M SORRY, I--REMEMBER MY NEW RULE WITH THE PHONE? 910 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:20,700 IT HASN'T BEEN-- I HAVEN'T HAD IT OUT. 911 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,734 - AH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 912 00:34:22,734 --> 00:34:25,800 - WHAT HAPPENED? 913 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,800 AWESOME! 914 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:31,333 SO, SO EXCITED. 915 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:34,567 CHEERS. - YAY, CHEERS. 916 00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:35,533 - ALL RIGHT, LOVE YOU TOO. 917 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:37,600 THAT'S-- - [gasp] OOH! 918 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,700 - IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN. DID I GET YOU BAD? 919 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,000 - NO, LIKE, ONE LITTLE SPOT. 920 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,500 - NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SMELL LIKE WINE. 921 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,767 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. SORRY. 922 00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,633 - IT HELPS CREATE THE MYSTIQUE OF LISA LAMPANELLI. 923 00:34:45,633 --> 00:34:47,033 - OH, PERFECT. 924 00:34:47,033 --> 00:34:50,100 - GIN-SOAKED WHORE. [both laughing] 925 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:52,133 - GIN-SOAKED WHORE. - WHORE. 926 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,300 SHE'S A WHORE. 927 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,700 [both laughing] 928 00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:10,900 - YAY! - CAN YOU CATCH? 929 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,934 - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU EXCITED? - KEYS. 930 00:35:12,934 --> 00:35:15,333 I'M SO EXCITED. - THAT'S SO EXCITING. 931 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:16,533 - IT'S OUR NEW HOME. 932 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:17,734 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK IT'S AMAZING! 933 00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:19,066 WE HAVE TO GET, I-- OH, MY GOD, 934 00:35:19,066 --> 00:35:21,500 I HAVE THIS AMAZING BIG, LIKE, BLINGED-OUT KEYCHAIN. 935 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,667 - OH, THE BIG, UH, DIAMOND. - I MEAN, IT'S LIKE A GIANT 936 00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:24,834 FAKE DIAMOND RING. 937 00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:26,533 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT IT ON IT. 938 00:35:26,533 --> 00:35:27,767 BECAUSE IT'S SO LONELY RIGHT NOW. 939 00:35:27,767 --> 00:35:30,367 LOOK AT THESE GUYS, LOOK-- - ALL RIGHT. 940 00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:31,533 - NOW THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO KNOW WHERE WE LIVE. 941 00:35:31,533 --> 00:35:32,934 - WELL, WE'LL DIVERT. 942 00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:34,033 - YEAH, I WANT TO DIVERT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM 943 00:35:34,033 --> 00:35:35,600 TO KNOW THE FIRST DAY WHERE WE LIVE. 944 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,000 IT'S OURS, WE OWN IT, IT'S SO WEIRD. 945 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,567 - THIS IS OUR-- 946 00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:40,066 - AND WE HAVE OUR OWN PARKING SPOT. 947 00:35:40,066 --> 00:35:42,266 - YOU NEVER OWNED ANYTHING BEFORE, HUH? 948 00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:44,000 - I NEVER OWNED ANYTHING BEFORE. 949 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,166 IT'S CRAZY. 950 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:47,100 - COOL? - YES! 951 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:49,266 IF WE STAND APART, THEN THEY WON'T RUN THE PICTURES 952 00:35:49,266 --> 00:35:51,066 OF US TOGETHER--SO PRETEND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 953 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,467 - STAND APART? - YEAH. 954 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:53,600 I DON'T LIKE THEM GETTING PICTURES OF US TOGETHER. 955 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,166 I LIKE TO TORTURE THEM A LITTLE BIT. 956 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,800 - SHOULD I WRITE YOU A NOTE AND THROW IT OVER TO YOU? 957 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,400 - YEAH, SO WE'LL TALK. 958 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,567 - WHY DON'T YOU GET ON YOUR PHONE--I'LL TEXT YOU. 959 00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:02,033 - NO, I DON'T HAVE MY PHONE. I CLEANSED MY LIFE. 960 00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:04,967 I'M CHANGING MY LIFE. YOU DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND. 961 00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:06,800 I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT I COULD GO LOOK 962 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,667 FOR APARTMENTS AND FIND OUR DREAM APARTMENT, 963 00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:13,533 AND THAT WE COULD BUY IT. IT'S PRETTY AMAZING. 964 00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:14,867 IT'S AN INCREDIBLE FEELING. 965 00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:18,200 - THIS IS IT. - YAY. 966 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,500 - THIS IS OUR NEW HOUSE. 967 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,700 - WE OWN THIS. - WE OWN THIS. 968 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:23,867 - I'M GOING TO CLICK ON MY LIGHT. 969 00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:25,767 WE HAD VERY SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS: 970 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,600 HAS TO HAVE A SEPARATE WORK SPACE, 971 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,400 FAR AWAY FROM OUR LIVING AREA, 972 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,667 HAS TO HAVE TWO KIDS' ROOMS, 973 00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:34,166 A BIG MASTER, 974 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,100 POSSIBILITY FOR A HUGE CLOSET, 975 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,800 THREE BATHROOMS, 976 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,233 HUGE WINDOWS, PHENOMENAL KITCHEN, 977 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,500 AND WIDE OPEN SPACE. 978 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,900 THIS KITCHEN'S BIGGER THAN MY OLD APARTMENT. 979 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,500 YOU DIDN'T SEE MY APARTMENT WHEN I HAD THAT APARTMENT. 980 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,300 IT'S GOING TO BE SO DIFFERENT. - IT WILL. 981 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:52,734 - AND THIS IS THE REAL PROBLEM. 982 00:36:52,734 --> 00:36:54,333 - YOUR MINI-CLOSET. 983 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:57,033 - THIS CLOSET SAYS, 984 00:36:57,033 --> 00:36:58,834 "YOU'VE COME NOWHERE, YOU'VE DONE NOTHING, 985 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,133 YOU'RE EXACTLY WHERE YOU WERE." 986 00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:05,767 MY CLOSET NEEDS TO SAY, "MAMA, YOU HAVE ARRIVED." 987 00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:08,467 THIS DISASTROUS HOSPITAL BATHROOM. 988 00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,600 WELL, IT'S NOT DISASTROUS. 989 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,200 I WOULD HAVE DIED OVER THIS APARTMENT A FEW YEARS AGO. 990 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,500 - [laughing] YOU'RE RIGHT. - DIED! 991 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,600 - BRYN'S ROOM. 992 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,400 - IT'S BRYN'S ROOM. 993 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,100 - IS IT GOING TO BE PINK? 994 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,967 - I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT'LL BE A COUPLE DIFFERENT COLORS. 995 00:37:22,967 --> 00:37:24,567 DOING AN APARTMENT LIKE THIS, FROM SCRATCH, 996 00:37:24,567 --> 00:37:26,633 RENOVATING THE ENTIRE THING 997 00:37:26,633 --> 00:37:28,967 INSTEAD OF JUST WALKING INTO A NEW PLACE 998 00:37:28,967 --> 00:37:32,367 AND PUTTING FURNITURE DOWN, IS GOING TO BREAK ME DOWN. 999 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:34,100 I'M DEFINITELY NERVOUS AND STRESSED ABOUT IT. 1000 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,967 - REALLY? - YEAH, YOU'RE NOT? 1001 00:37:35,967 --> 00:37:39,400 - I'M NOT NERVOUS, BUT I'M STRESSED OUT AT THE COST, 1002 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,233 THE RENOVATION. 1003 00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:44,033 - I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE WRONG DECISIONS. 1004 00:37:44,033 --> 00:37:45,133 - I DON'T WANT IT TO EXTEND, 1005 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,400 AND THEN WHEN OUR CURRENT LANDLORD 1006 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,734 IS LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO GET OUT", LIKE, 1007 00:37:47,734 --> 00:37:49,633 THOSE ARE SOME THINGS I WORRY ABOUT. 1008 00:37:49,633 --> 00:37:50,934 - I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE WRONG DECISIONS. 1009 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:54,433 - I GUESS WORSE COMES TO WORSE YOU CHANGE IT, I MEAN-- 1010 00:37:54,433 --> 00:37:56,300 - YEAH. YOU OWN IT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT. 1011 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,734 - YOU KNOW? 1012 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,367 - RIGHT? - DO YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE, 1013 00:38:00,367 --> 00:38:02,033 GET SOME CHAMPAGNE? - YES. 1014 00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:04,100 WOW, WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES. 1015 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,567 NOW YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK? 1016 00:38:05,567 --> 00:38:08,300 NO. WE CAN'T CALL THE SELLER AND BE LIKE, 1017 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,567 "NO, WE'RE JUST KIDDING." 1018 00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:11,033 - AND IT JUST BEGINS. 1019 00:38:11,033 --> 00:38:13,166 LET'S GET THE PERMITS, LET'S GET THIS [bleep] STARTED. 1020 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:17,500 IT'S BEEN A LONG PROCESS GETTING TO THIS POINT, IN LIFE, 1021 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,133 AND IN THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS. 1022 00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:20,667 - MM-HMM. 1023 00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:23,633 - AND SOMETHING TELLS ME, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A CAKEWALK. 1024 00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:25,500 I WANT IT TO BE PERFECT. 1025 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,834 - YOU WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT. 1026 00:38:27,834 --> 00:38:30,133 - I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PERFECT, 1027 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:31,500 BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM, 1028 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:33,533 AND I'D LIKE TO TRY TO GET CLOSE. 1029 00:38:35,633 --> 00:38:37,667 - ALL RIGHT. - BYE, APARTMENT. 1030 00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,300 - BYE, APARTMENT. WE'LL BE BACK. 1031 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,633 - IT WAS NEVER EVEN IN MY WILDEST DREAMS 1032 00:38:41,633 --> 00:38:45,100 THAT I COULD HAVE AN APARTMENT TO ORDER. 1033 00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:54,367 - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 1034 00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,166 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK? 1035 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,900 - WELL, OF COURSE WE'LL DO CHAMPAGNE TO CELEBRATE, RIGHT? 1036 00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,233 - GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE TO START? 1037 00:38:59,233 --> 00:39:00,633 - UH, YEAH, TWO GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE. 1038 00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:03,066 - SURE. 1039 00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:04,233 - IT'S CRAZY. 1040 00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:06,433 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE OWN SOMETHING. 1041 00:39:06,433 --> 00:39:08,567 - IT'S CRAZY. 1042 00:39:08,567 --> 00:39:12,166 HOW MUCH WAS YOUR RENT WHEN YOU WERE-- 1043 00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:14,567 - HERE YOU GO. - MY RENT WAS $2,600, 1044 00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:17,266 BUT IT WAS ALSO WHERE MY OFFICE WAS TOO. 1045 00:39:17,266 --> 00:39:19,500 THAT'S NOT THAT CHEAP. $2,600, IT WAS VERY EXPENSIVE. 1046 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:22,233 - IT'S NOT CHEAP. - MY RENT BEFORE THAT WAS 1047 00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:24,633 $2,150. - AND NOW WE BUY A HOME. 1048 00:39:24,633 --> 00:39:26,200 - $2,600, I THOUGHT THAT WAS EXPENSIVE. 1049 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,367 - NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME IT WAS TOUGH TO, 1050 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,100 LIKE, PAY YOUR RENT EVERY MONTH. 1051 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,767 - I COULDN'T PAY THE RENT EVERY MONTH, I WAS FREAKING OUT. 1052 00:39:30,767 --> 00:39:32,300 I WOULD SELL HANDBAGS AND DO WHATEVER I HAD TO DO, 1053 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,533 HOOKING, DO WHATEVER. 1054 00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:35,900 - WELL, LET'S CHEERS TO THAT. 1055 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:37,233 - CHEERS. - TO OUR NEW HOME. 1056 00:39:37,233 --> 00:39:39,533 - TO OUR HOME. NO MORE HOOKING FOR YOUR HOME. 1057 00:39:39,533 --> 00:39:41,400 - I LOVE YOU. - NO MORE HOOKING FOR RENT. 1058 00:39:43,233 --> 00:39:46,433 - YOU KNOW WHAT GRANDMOM'S GOING TO THINK NOW. 1059 00:39:46,433 --> 00:39:47,433 - WHAT? - YOU KNOW, WITH THE WHOLE, 1060 00:39:47,433 --> 00:39:51,133 LIKE, IT'S "NEW HOME, NEW BABY." 1061 00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:52,867 - SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 1062 00:39:52,867 --> 00:39:54,400 - I DON'T KNOW. 1063 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,000 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY, OR NO? 1064 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,100 - UM, I THINK... 1065 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,300 IF IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS. 1066 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,700 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE COUNTING DAYS 1067 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:08,734 AND WORRYING ABOUT BEING FERTILE AND GOING TO SEE DOCTORS, 1068 00:40:08,734 --> 00:40:09,967 LIKE, 'CAUSE I'M OVER 40. - I AGREE WITH YOU. 1069 00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:11,433 - I LIKE TO BE LIKE, YOU HAVE SEX, 1070 00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:12,767 AND IF YOU GET PREGNANT, YOU GET PREGNANT. 1071 00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:15,700 - THAT'S HOW BRYN CAME, RIGHT? 1072 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,600 - WELL, WE WERE HAVING A LOT MORE SEX THEN TOO. 1073 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,433 BUT I THINK WE WERE TRYING-- - AH, YEAH, LET'S GET BACK 1074 00:40:19,433 --> 00:40:22,033 TO THAT, BY THE WAY. BABY OR NOT. 1075 00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:23,767 - WELL, THAT WAS A LOT. THAT WAS A LOT. THAT WAS EXCESSIVE. 1076 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:26,000 - EXCESSIVE? - YEAH. 1077 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,333 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IS EXCESSIVE? 1078 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,667 - OH, MY GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S EXCESSIVE. 1079 00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:30,033 - A WEEK, GIVE ME A WEEK. - OH, NO, IT WAS SOMETIMES 1080 00:40:30,033 --> 00:40:33,500 MORE THAN-- - IT WASN'T EVERY DAY. 1081 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,834 - NO? NO. - WAS IT? 1082 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:38,767 - IT'S NEVER BEEN EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY? 1083 00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:41,233 IF YOU WERE SHOOTING DIAMONDS OUT OF YOUR PENIS, 1084 00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:43,633 I WOULDN'T BE HAVING SEX FIVE TIMES A WEEK. 1085 00:40:43,633 --> 00:40:45,734 - THAT'S A LOT. - EVERY DAY? JESUS. 1086 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,367 AND I LIKE DIAMONDS. 1087 00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:49,233 - SO WHAT'S EXCESSIVE TO YOU? 1088 00:40:49,233 --> 00:40:50,900 - UM, OH, MY GOD, I DON'T KNOW. 1089 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:54,700 - I COULD DO, HERE, I'LL SAVE YOU THE-- 1090 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,200 - I WOULD SAY LIKE THREE TIMES A WEEK WOULD BE EXTREME, 1091 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,767 LIKE, THAT'S LIKE, ON A VACATION. 1092 00:40:57,767 --> 00:41:00,700 - OKAY. THAT'S VACATION SEX. 1093 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,400 - THAT'S VACATION SEX, I WOULD SAY. 1094 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,900 - YOU HAVE NO JOB, YOU'RE NOT WORKING-- 1095 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,467 - I'M COOL WITH TWICE A WEEK. 1096 00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:06,934 - SPEAKING OF SEX, WOULD YOU LIKE A CLAM? 1097 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:09,367 - YEAH, I WOULD, YES. - ALL RIGHT. 1098 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:11,266 - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TEASE ME LIKE THAT? 1099 00:41:11,266 --> 00:41:12,767 - UM, WOULD YOU LIKE-- 1100 00:41:12,767 --> 00:41:14,567 WELL, THIS IS THE ONLY CLAM YOU'RE GONNA GET. 1101 00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:17,133 - SO WE--WE COULD BUMP THIS UP TO TWICE A WEEK THEN? 1102 00:41:17,133 --> 00:41:19,900 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "BUMP IT UP"? 1103 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,333 announcer: THIS SEASON ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER ... 1104 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,667 - AAH! 1105 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:39,166 - OW, I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE. 1106 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,166 BRYN, ALL THE BOATS. 1107 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,567 ALL THE BOATS. 1108 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,800 - WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, "ALL THE BOATS"? 1109 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,133 - WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS TRYING TO SAY? 1110 00:41:46,133 --> 00:41:48,133 - "ALL THE BOATS." 1111 00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:49,667 - THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 1112 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:51,400 IN MY RELATIONSHIP, I'M THE TORTURED ONE. 1113 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,266 - HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 1114 00:41:53,266 --> 00:41:55,266 - LET'S WEAR OUR MOUTH GUARDS AND MAKE OUT. 1115 00:41:55,266 --> 00:41:56,367 - LET'S GO DO IT. 1116 00:41:56,367 --> 00:41:59,734 - 4, 3, 2, 1, AND YOU ALMOST HAD IT. 1117 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:03,266 - IT'S AN EAST COAST OYSTER THAT'S PLUMP, BALANCED, CLEAN-- 1118 00:42:03,266 --> 00:42:04,834 - LIKE MY WAZOO. 1119 00:42:07,467 --> 00:42:09,300 - WOO! 1120 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,633 - THESE ARE MY HUSBAND'S BALLS. 1121 00:42:10,633 --> 00:42:13,934 - MY BALLS HAVE BEEN CUT OFF. TWO YEARS AGO. 1122 00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:16,133 - YOU HAVE ALL OF JASON'S GOOD LOOKS, DON'T YOU? 1123 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,500 - WHO INVITED YOU OVER? 1124 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,400 - WHY'D YOU GO TO BARCELONA WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS? 1125 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,600 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 1126 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,133 - IT'S JUST A LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL. 1127 00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:24,266 - I RAN OVER FOUR RACCOONS. 1128 00:42:24,266 --> 00:42:25,533 - HOW'D YOU HIT FOUR? 1129 00:42:25,533 --> 00:42:26,633 - THEY WERE IN A PACK. 1130 00:42:26,633 --> 00:42:28,033 - MONEY BOYS? 1131 00:42:28,033 --> 00:42:29,533 - I'M LOOKING FOR EITHER COMPLEXION FOR THE CONNECTION. 1132 00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:31,467 - YOU LIKE THE WHITE DUDES. - OR GOOD BLACK DUDE. 1133 00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:33,467 - SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHITE OR BLACK. 1134 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:34,533 YOU'RE VERY LIMITED. 1135 00:42:34,533 --> 00:42:36,767 JUDGING BY THE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD, 1136 00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:39,233 YOU NEED TO SHAVE YOUR BALLS. 1137 00:42:39,233 --> 00:42:42,066 NOT UNTIL ONE THING HAPPENED DID EVERYBODY GET CRAZY. 1138 00:42:42,066 --> 00:42:43,467 MONEY. 1139 00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:45,867 IT SAYS SHE INVENTED THE SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA. 1140 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:47,033 - WHAT? 1141 00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:48,500 I HATE HER. I JUST HATE HER. 1142 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,767 - IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE LOVE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE, 1143 00:42:50,767 --> 00:42:52,066 YOU'RE GIVING HER ALL OF THAT LOVE. 1144 00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:54,934 - I WANT HER TO BE SOFT AND SWEET AND NICE 1145 00:42:54,934 --> 00:42:57,533 AND NOT HARD AND A SURVIVOR LIKE ME. 1146 00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,433 - LIVING IN THE PUBLIC EYE, 1147 00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:01,834 YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THESE THINGS. 1148 00:43:01,834 --> 00:43:03,800 - I'M HAVING A ROUGH TIME NOW. 1149 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,367 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I'M NOT, LIKE, LOYAL TO YOU 1150 00:43:06,367 --> 00:43:07,433 OR, LIKE, THAT I-- I HAD-- 1151 00:43:07,433 --> 00:43:08,900 - I DON'T THINK THAT. 1152 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:11,633 JASON SAYS TO ME THAT I PAY YOU AND EVERYBODY 1153 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:12,867 TO TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. 1154 00:43:12,867 --> 00:43:14,033 WE WERE IN A BIG, MASSIVE ARGUMENT 1155 00:43:14,033 --> 00:43:15,200 BECAUSE HE BROKE MY HEART. 1156 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,100 - AN APOLOGY IS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU. 1157 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,266 YOU JUST KEEP IT GOING. 1158 00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:20,333 - I WANT JASON TO REALLY ACT LIKE JASON. 1159 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,934 NOT OUTSIDE JASON. 1160 00:43:21,934 --> 00:43:24,433 - WANTED TO CHECK IN AND SEE IF ANYONE IS RESPONDING. 1161 00:43:24,433 --> 00:43:26,300 - SOMETHING'S GOING BAD. 1162 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:28,166 - UH, NEGATIVE. I'VE BEEN STANDING BY. 1163 00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:30,700 - DR. AMADOR, WHAT IS GOING ON? 1164 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:33,166 - SO WE HAVE NO GPS. 1165 00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,834 SO WE'RE [bleep]. 1166 00:43:34,834 --> 00:43:36,166 - JUST ENOUGH. JUST, LIKE, ENOUGH. 1167 00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:38,033 CLEAR THE AIR. JUST, LIKE, WASH IT OFF. 1168 00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:39,734 - SHE'S NOT AN UGLY OLD BITCH. 1169 00:43:39,734 --> 00:43:41,266 - NO WAY, YOU'RE BULL[bleep]ING ME. 1170 00:43:41,266 --> 00:43:42,967 - I HAVEN'T TOLD MY HUSBAND OR MY FAMILY OR ANYBODY YET. 1171 00:43:42,967 --> 00:43:45,233 WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE THE DOOR? REALLY? SAYING TO ME, 1172 00:43:45,233 --> 00:43:48,133 "YOU'RE GOING TO END UP ALONE, YOU'RE DAMAGED." 1173 00:43:48,133 --> 00:43:50,266 IT'S GOT TO BE MY FAULT. 1174 00:43:50,266 --> 00:43:51,834 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1175 00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:53,066 DISAGREE WITH HER. 1176 00:43:53,066 --> 00:43:54,100 OH, MY GOD. 1177 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,467 - IT'S OKAY. - OKAY. 1178 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,667 - I'M GETTING ON THIS PLANE. YOU WANT TO COME OR NOT? 1179 00:43:57,667 --> 00:43:59,567 - I--I'M-- I'M DONE. 1180 00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:04,200 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1181 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,633 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.