1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,667 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:06,734 [paparazzi shouting] 3 00:00:06,734 --> 00:00:09,800 THE BEAM DEAL, THE FORBES COVER, HAD REALLY CHANGED THE GAME. 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,834 AAH! 5 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:12,300 - HOW DOES JASON FEEL ABOUT ALL THIS? 6 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,567 - WE'RE BOTH FREAKED OUT. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW 7 00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:14,667 WHAT'S GOING ON. IT'S A LOT. 8 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:15,834 - WHAT ARE YOU-- HERE, HOLD THIS. 9 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:17,567 - WHATEVER YOU NEED TO GO OVER, EVERYBODY SIT DOWN, 10 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:19,000 BE CALM, AND GO THROUGH IT, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ME 11 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. 12 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,133 I'M RUNNING AN EMPIRE 13 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,133 AND WE DON'T HAVE A SEAT FOR EVERY ASS. 14 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:24,567 - DO YOU GUYS NEED ME IN THERE? 15 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,867 - I THINK EVERYONE SAYS, "WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE MARRIED 16 00:00:26,867 --> 00:00:27,934 TO THE PERFECT HUSBAND?" 17 00:00:27,934 --> 00:00:29,300 IT PUTS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME, 18 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,567 CAUSE I'M LIKE, "OH, I GUESS HE'S PERFECT. 19 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:31,967 I'M--I'M A LUNATIC." 20 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:33,867 AND I'M SO TIRED OF BEING THE VILLAIN. 21 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,233 WE FOUND THE PERFECT APARTMENT, AND WE PUT AN OFFER ON IT. 22 00:00:37,233 --> 00:00:38,834 NOW WE'VE SEEN A LOT OF APARTMENTS, AND I DON'T-- 23 00:00:38,834 --> 00:00:39,967 THERE IS NO APARTMENT LIKE THAT. 24 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:42,166 - YOU NEVER OWNED ANYTHING BEFORE, HUH? 25 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:43,667 - I NEVER OWNED ANYTHING BEFORE. 26 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:46,633 IT WAS NEVER EVEN IN MY WILDEST DREAMS 27 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:49,667 THAT I COULD HAVE AN APARTMENT TO ORDER. 28 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,500 - IT'S HUGE. - IT'S HUGE. 29 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,867 BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - WE'VE GOT A NEW HOUSE. 30 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:53,867 - I LOVE IT. - LOOK AT THIS. 31 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:56,867 [upbeat music] 32 00:00:56,867 --> 00:01:01,867 ♪♪ ♪♪ 33 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,867 - LOOK WHO'S HERE! - I NEED A NOTEPAD. 34 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,000 - HELLO. - THIS--I NEED A NOTEPAD. 35 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,600 - HI! - EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, 36 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,333 IT'S NOT--I CAN'T GET IT OUT. - NOTES, LOOK AT YOU. 37 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:21,633 GO. - I CAN'T GET IT OUT. 38 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:24,133 NO, YOU GO. - LOOK AT US. LOOK. 39 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,667 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - I DO? 40 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:27,066 - OH, MY GOD. - WE JUST FINISHED THE SHOW. 41 00:01:27,066 --> 00:01:29,266 I FEEL LIKE [bleep]. - I LOVE HODA. 42 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:30,400 WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 43 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,800 WE'RE BOTH IN THE SAME BUSINESS. 44 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,200 WE'RE BOTH VERY BUSY. 45 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,367 AND WE'VE DEVELOPED A REAL FRIENDSHIP. 46 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:38,934 DOES EVERYBODY GET SO DISGUSTED HOW, LIKE, YOU LOOK SO IN LOVE? 47 00:01:38,934 --> 00:01:41,367 PEOPLE HATE YOU NOW. - I'M SO HAPPY, I DON'T CARE. 48 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:42,600 I DON'T EVEN CARE. 49 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,934 - YOU REALLY-- - I KNOW. 50 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:45,567 - I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE. 51 00:01:45,567 --> 00:01:47,266 - CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? WE JUST GOT BACK FROM A LITTLE-- 52 00:01:47,266 --> 00:01:49,000 - PARIS! FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. - YES. 53 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,233 I GOTTA SAY, I JUST LIKED THE RHYTHM 54 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:52,533 OF THE TRIP, YOU KNOW? - WHY? 55 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:53,967 - IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT--THAT-- 56 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:55,433 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU TRAVEL WITH SOMEONE, 57 00:01:55,433 --> 00:01:57,567 YOU'RE NOT SURE IF THEY WANT TO SPRINT THROUGH FIVE DAYS 58 00:01:57,567 --> 00:01:59,033 OR IF THEY WANT TO TAKE IT EASY-- 59 00:01:59,033 --> 00:02:01,166 - OH, RIGHT--IS HE GONNA ALLOW YOU TO JUST LAY IN 60 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,834 OR FEEL LIKE WE HAVE TO GO SEE THE EIFFEL TOWER? 61 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,033 - YES, THAT'S WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. 62 00:02:04,033 --> 00:02:05,467 - AND WHAT WAS IT? - IT WAS SO EASY BREEZY. 63 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:07,567 - HE SEEMS REALLY MELLOW. 64 00:02:07,567 --> 00:02:09,767 - HE'S SO CUTE. - YOU HAVE TO PAY IT FORWARD. 65 00:02:09,767 --> 00:02:11,200 - I KNOW, I FEEL GUILTY. - YOU HAVE TO-- 66 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,367 HAVE YOU SET-- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 67 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:14,200 HAVE YOU SET ANYBODY UP... THAT'S MARRIED? 68 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,467 - LADIES, GOOD AFTERNOON. - HI. OH, YUMMY. 69 00:02:15,467 --> 00:02:16,467 - HOW ARE YOU? OH, EXCELLENT. PERFECT. 70 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:17,934 - OH, HEY! - NICE TO SEE YOU. 71 00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:19,300 HOW'S YOUR SUMMER? - GOOD, GOOD. 72 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,200 - YOU KNEW HER BEFORE SHE WAS IN LOVE, OR NO? 73 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,900 - YES. - SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT, RIGHT? 74 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,633 - SHE LOOKS GREAT. SHE'S GLOWING LIKE A ROCK STAR. 75 00:02:24,633 --> 00:02:25,767 - IT'S SO-- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 76 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:26,900 - THAT'S WHAT IT DOES. I MEAN, COME ON. 77 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,633 - NO, I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S AWESOME. 78 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:30,633 - DO YOU KNOW THAT IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE GIRL SITTING 79 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:32,900 ACROSS FROM ME AT THIS TABLE, I WOULDN'T BE GLOWING? 80 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,467 - SEE THAT? 81 00:02:34,467 --> 00:02:35,667 ENJOY YOUR LUNCH, LADIES. - THANK YOU. 82 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:36,867 - I'M REALLY HAPPY 83 00:02:36,867 --> 00:02:39,667 THAT HODA FOUND TRUE LOVE. SHE DESERVES IT. 84 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:40,967 - WHAT ARE WE EATING? 85 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:42,066 WHAT ARE WE DOING? - YOU ALWAYS ORDER EVERYTHING. 86 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:43,734 - I DO? - YEAH. 87 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:44,867 - UH, COUPLE SPECIALS. - OKAY. 88 00:02:44,867 --> 00:02:46,633 - OYSTERS TOTTEN INLET VIRGINICA. 89 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,000 IT'S AN EAST COAST-- - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU-- 90 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,400 WHAT DID YOU JUST-- - OYSTER, SORRY. 91 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,800 - OH! I WAS LIKE, "A WHAT?" - SO WE HAVE SEVERAL OYSTERS 92 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,100 ON THE MENU, BUT THIS IS THE OYSTER OF THE DAY. 93 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,800 - I LOVE OYSTERS. - IT'S AN EAST COAST OYSTER 94 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,000 THAT'S BEING CULTIVATED IN, UH, SOUTHERN PUGET SOUND, 95 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 SO WEST COAST, LARGER OYSTER. 96 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,800 PLUMP, UH, BALANCED... 97 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,233 CLEAN, BRINY. IT'S VERY GOOD. 98 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:02,667 - LIKE MY WAZOO. - HEIRLOOM... 99 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,233 - [laughs] - HEIRLOOM TOMATO SALAD 100 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:06,266 WITH FARMER'S MARKET VEGETABLES, FINISHED WITH... 101 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,300 - IT SOUNDED LIKE A VAGINA. LET'S BE HONEST, IT DID. 102 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,900 DON'T TELL ME, WHEN YOU SAY THAT, 103 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,200 IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A YOU-KNOW-WHAT. 104 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,367 - PEOPLE LOVE IT, YEAH. 105 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:13,567 - WELL, OF COURSE THEY DO. I'M SURE YOU DO. 106 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:14,867 - AT NIGHT, I SELL A LOT MORE OYSTERS. 107 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:16,100 THAT'S FOR SURE. - RIGHT. 108 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,233 'CAUSE YOU DO A GOOD DESCRIPTION. 109 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:18,233 - THANK YOU. - IT'S LIKE A PORNO. 110 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:19,266 - SO, UH... 111 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,433 IF YOU NEED HELP, LET ME KNOW. 112 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,567 - OKAY, WHAT ARE WE GETTING? 113 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:22,667 - DO YOU DO OYSTERS OR YOU DON'T? 114 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:23,767 - YEAH. - YOU DO? 115 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:25,967 - YEAH. - OH, LET'S GET THE OYSTERS. 116 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:27,567 OH, MY GOD. - PLUMP AND CLEAN AND JUICY. 117 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:29,600 - PLUMP AND CLEAN AND JUICY. - WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT? 118 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,700 - I-IT ALL SOUNDED VERY SEXUAL. I'M EXCITED. 119 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,600 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT COMES. I REALLY CAN'T. 120 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,533 - SO LADIES, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? 121 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:37,667 - YOU LOOK A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, 122 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:38,800 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA ORDER. 123 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,400 HOW MANY VAGINAS DOES IT COME WITH? 124 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,600 - [laughs] YOU GET UP TO A DOZEN. 125 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,867 - HOW MANY DO YOU WANT? - SIX. 126 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:45,033 - SIX IS GOOD. - SIX. 127 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:46,600 I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF SAUVIGNON BLANC. 128 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,166 - I'LL HAVE A PINOT NOIR. - OH, HERE WE GO. 129 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,166 AND IT BEGINS. PERFECT. 130 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:51,800 - CHUG-A-LUG! - YOUR DAY'S OVER. 131 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,133 - KINDA. 132 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,233 IT'S HARD TO CARVE IT OUT, YOU KNOW? 133 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,600 LIKE, IN YOUR DAY, 134 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,967 WHEN YOU TRY TO BALANCE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT ALL WORK. 135 00:03:57,967 --> 00:04:00,734 I MEAN, LOOK, YOU HAVE A BABY, JASON, JOBS. 136 00:04:00,734 --> 00:04:01,934 - BUT YOU'RE HAVING A LOT OF SEX 137 00:04:01,934 --> 00:04:05,467 AND DOING NIGHTTIME NEWS AND A DAYTIME SHOW. 138 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:07,100 THAT'S VERY BUSY. 139 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,367 I JUST-- I NEED TO PLAN FOR IT. 140 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:09,400 - I ONLY LIKE TO DO IT-- 141 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,467 I ONLY LIKE IT IN THE MORNING NOW. 142 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,300 - I SAY THAT TOO! YES! 143 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,533 - WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX AFTER A MEAL? 144 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:17,066 YOU ARE BLOATED AND GASEOUS! - I-I KNOW! 145 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:19,767 - LIKE, NOT A WOMAN ALIVE I CAN THINK OF THAT WOULD WANT THAT. 146 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:21,867 - I DO BATHIES WITH THE BABY AND RUBBER DUCKIES, 147 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:23,734 THEN WE'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "LET'S GET IT ON." 148 00:04:23,734 --> 00:04:27,367 HODA'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC STAGE OF HER LIFE. 149 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,500 I'M IN THE SECOND YEAR OF MARRIAGE, 150 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:33,800 AND WE'RE NOT NAILING EACH OTHER ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER... 151 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,133 AND I THINK HODA MIGHT BE. 152 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:37,066 - HOW'S YOUR SALAD, GOOD? - AMAZING. 153 00:04:37,066 --> 00:04:38,266 - MMM. - REALLY GOOD. 154 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:39,767 THE FOOD'S GREAT HERE. - MM-HMM. 155 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:42,433 I DON'T COOK, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN. 156 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,166 FOR JAY, YOU KNOW? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 157 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,300 EVERY DAY YOU DO A COOKING SEGMENT. 158 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,633 - I KNOW, BUT I DON'T LISTEN. 159 00:04:47,633 --> 00:04:49,266 YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE. STIRRING AND... 160 00:04:49,266 --> 00:04:50,633 - BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S ALREADY PREPARED. 161 00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:51,700 - I TUNE OUT. - ARE YOU GONNA-- 162 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:52,834 DO YOU TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE? 163 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,166 ARE YOU GONNA LIVE TOGETHER. LIKE, WHAT? 164 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:56,233 - WE, UM...I FEEL LIKE IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE. 165 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,266 DOESN'T IT? 166 00:04:57,266 --> 00:04:58,467 LIKE, SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE 167 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:00,900 YOU CAN'T STAY IN THIS ONE SPOT FOREVER. 168 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,533 - JUST TO BE LIKE, "WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER..." 169 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:03,734 - YEAH. - "FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES." 170 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:05,934 - IT'S THE REAL THING. IT'S THE REAL-- 171 00:05:05,934 --> 00:05:07,200 IT'S THE REAL FRIGGIN' THING, BETHENNY. 172 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,300 - THAT'S SO AWESOME. 173 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,800 - IT'S THE REAL THING. - I KNOW. 174 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,166 - I FOUND THE REAL THING AT 47. 175 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,266 'CAUSE THE OTHER THING WAS SO NOT THE REAL THING 176 00:05:13,266 --> 00:05:14,600 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS. 177 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,800 - THE THING BEFORE THIS THING? OR YOUR OTHER MARRIAGE? 178 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,033 NO, WE HAD THE MARRIAGE, THEN WE HAD THE THING, 179 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:20,033 AND THEN THIS IS THE OTHER THING. 180 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:21,066 - THE MARRIAGE. - OH, THE MARRIAGE. 181 00:05:21,066 --> 00:05:22,066 - AND THE OTHER THING. - NO. 182 00:05:22,066 --> 00:05:23,233 - BOTH OF THEM. 183 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:24,533 BUT TO HAVE FOUND THIS THING? 184 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,400 - IT'S--BUT YOU KNOW HOW INSPIRING THAT IS 185 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,667 TO SO MANY WOMEN? TO KNOW THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER 186 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:30,367 WHAT AGE YOU'RE AT, YOU CAN-- - DOESN'T MATTER. 187 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:32,233 - WITH EVERYTHING. STARTING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, 188 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,400 HAVING GOOD SEX, BEING IN A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. 189 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,133 I MEAN, IT'S MORE COMPLICATED WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS 190 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,600 AND WHATEVER, BUT I'M SAYING-- 191 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,700 - BUT THE FACT THAT YOU CAN STILL 192 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:42,133 FEEL BUTTERFLIES AT 47 IS COOL, VERY COOL. 193 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,467 I MEAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE THAT AGAIN. 194 00:05:43,467 --> 00:05:44,633 - CHEERS. TO LOVE. 195 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:45,633 - CHEERS. HERE'S TO LOVE. 196 00:05:45,633 --> 00:05:46,934 - TO LOVE AND LIPSTICK. [glasses clink] 197 00:05:46,934 --> 00:05:50,934 - THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT THINGS. 198 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,367 - BRYN, I HAVE THE BALL. 199 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:04,500 WHAT IS THAT, BABY? [baby babbles] 200 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,000 BABY? IS THAT YOUR BABY? 201 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,266 - YOU HAVE A BABY? [baby babbles] 202 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:10,667 - TERI WAS IN TOWN FOR BUSINESS, SO SHE CAME BY TO VISIT US. 203 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:12,934 - MOMMY CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE A BABY. 204 00:06:12,934 --> 00:06:15,066 - MOMMY DOES NOT HAVE A BABY. MOMMY DOES HAVE A BABY! 205 00:06:15,066 --> 00:06:17,367 - I'M SAYING DOESN'T HAVE A NEW BABY IN THE OVEN. 206 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:18,800 - NO, I DO NOT HAVE A NEW BABY. 207 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,600 WHY, YOU THOUGHT I WOULD DEFINITELY BE PREGNANT BY NOW? 208 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,700 - WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT IT THIS SUMMER AND YOU SAID... 209 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,033 - WHAT DID I SAY? 210 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:25,266 - WELL, YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT PERHAPS 211 00:06:25,266 --> 00:06:27,600 IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOON IF IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 212 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,200 - OH, WELL, I WAS WRONG. 213 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,767 BY THE WAY... 214 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,633 WHO HAS ENOUGH SEX TO, LIKE, PLAY THOSE ODDS RIGHT NOW ALSO? 215 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:35,100 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HAVING SEX ALL THE TIME. 216 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,633 Y-YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EFFORT TO, LIKE, 217 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:37,900 BE DOING IT AT THE RIGHT TIME. 218 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,333 LIKE, I HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT. 219 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,867 TERI AND HER FRIENDS ALL GOT MARRIED REALLY YOUNG. 220 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:46,367 AND WHAT YOU DO IS YOU MARRY A JEWISH GUY 221 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:49,900 AND YOU HAVE A BABY AND THEN YOU HAVE AT LEAST ANOTHER BABY. 222 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:52,133 YOU GET IN BED, YOU'RE SO EXHAUSTED. 223 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:53,266 YOU'RE, LIKE, DROOLING. 224 00:06:53,266 --> 00:06:54,567 YOU THINK I'M PUTTING LINGERIE ON? 225 00:06:54,567 --> 00:06:56,200 I'M, LIKE, IN BED, LAYING DOWN. LIKE, I'M SO HAPPY 226 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,500 TO HAVE MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY. 227 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,567 THERE'S A WAY THAT TERI AND HER FRIENDS DO THINGS, 228 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:03,133 AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE ODDBALL. 229 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:04,400 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER 230 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,667 OR A LITTLE SISTER? - BUT SHE'S SO PERFECT. 231 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,200 THERE COULD NEVER BE ANOTHER BABY THIS PERFECT. 232 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,867 - THERE WILL NOT BE ANOTHER PERFECT BABY. 233 00:07:09,867 --> 00:07:12,066 RIGHT, BRYN? - SO THEN WHY BOTHER? 234 00:07:12,066 --> 00:07:13,934 - BECAUSE IT'S NICE TO HAVE A SIBLING. 235 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,667 - I KNOW ONLY CHILDREN. NO ONE--NO ONE THAT I KNOW 236 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:17,567 THAT IS AN ONLY CHILD IS UNHAPPY ABOUT IT. 237 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,633 - OH, MY GOD, EVERYBODY I KNOW IS. 238 00:07:19,633 --> 00:07:21,066 - YOU'RE SO THE DOOMSAYER, ALWAYS. 239 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,100 - I'M JUST-- YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION. 240 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,266 - YOU ARE...BLACK PLACE OF MISERY. 241 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:25,266 [baby babbling] 242 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:29,367 GET OVER HERE! GET OVER HERE! 243 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:30,433 - LOOK AT THAT FACE! 244 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:34,767 - [growling playfully] 245 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:35,867 LOOK AT THE CARS! 246 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:37,166 - OKAY, I HAVE A REASON FOR ANOTHER BABY. 247 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,100 MAYBE THAT HE--HE OR SHE WILL LOOK LIKE YOU 248 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,400 BECAUSE THIS ONE DOESN'T. 249 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,200 YOU HAVE ALL OF JASON'S GOOD LOOKS, DON'T YOU? 250 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,033 - YOU ARE JUST-- WHO INVITED YOU OVER? 251 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,400 - [laughing] NO. - JESUS. 252 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,867 OKAY, TERI. DOWN, GIRL. 253 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:51,133 ENOUGH. 254 00:07:51,133 --> 00:07:54,367 OKAY, HERE YOU GO. 255 00:07:54,367 --> 00:07:55,367 BYE-BYE. 256 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:56,567 - BYE-BYE. 257 00:07:58,767 --> 00:08:02,233 - SHH... - SHE SLEEPING? 258 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,467 PIZZA. - JASON. 259 00:08:03,467 --> 00:08:05,600 - TERI. 260 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,467 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 261 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:09,500 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - HOW ARE YOU? 262 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,300 - IS THAT NUMERO 28? - YEAH. 263 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,433 - YOU'LL DIE. DO YOU WANT TO TRY A PIZZA? 264 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:13,433 - WHAT IS IT? - IT'S THE BEST PIZZA 265 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:15,266 YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. 266 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:16,834 - ARE THE GIRLS STILL HERE? - MM-HMM. 267 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,200 - HMM. 268 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,767 24 MINUTES, LADIES. - SHH. 269 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,333 - I HAVE A NEW RULE. 270 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:25,533 MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY, THE OFFICE IS CLOSED AT 6:00. 271 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:28,333 - WHAT ABOUT FRIDAYS? - FRIDAYS, 5:00. 272 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,667 - GOOD. 273 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,066 I LIKE THAT RULE. - YOU SEEM SHOCKED. 274 00:08:32,066 --> 00:08:33,734 - NO, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE FRIDAY. 275 00:08:33,734 --> 00:08:35,834 - AND IT'S NOT FOR ME. IT'S MORE FOR-- 276 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,333 - FOR BETHENNY. - WELL, IT'S FOR US AND FOR HER 277 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,734 TO, LIKE, SHUT IT OFF. 278 00:08:38,734 --> 00:08:42,367 - JASON HAS EVIDENTLY IMPLEMENTED A 6:00 P.M. RULE. 279 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:44,367 NO WORK AFTER 6:00 P.M. 280 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:45,367 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS RULE. 281 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:46,433 - I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS 282 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,500 ARE GOING TO SPAIN TOGETHER, THOUGH. 283 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,433 - IT'S OFFICIAL? - I THINK SO. 284 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:53,567 JASON AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PLAN A BIG TRIP 285 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,734 TO CELEBRATE THE SKINNYGIRL DEAL, 286 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:57,734 AND SOMEHOW WE JUST NEVER ARE ABLE TO COMMIT. 287 00:08:57,734 --> 00:09:01,000 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SPAIN? - I HAVE, A COUPLE TIMES. 288 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,467 - I'VE BEEN. ONE TIME I'VE BEEN THERE. 289 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:03,900 - YOU--WHERE WERE YOU? - BARCELONA. 290 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,700 - WHEN WERE YOU IN BARCELONA? 291 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,433 - I THINK IT WAS A YEAR BEFORE I MET YOU. 292 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:09,800 - WHO'D YOU GO TO BARCELONA WITH? 293 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,333 - [laughs] - OH, GOD. 294 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,967 - GUYS. A BUNCH OF GUYS. 295 00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:14,333 - SO WHY'D YOU GO TO BARCELONA WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS? 296 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:16,200 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? - WHAT FRIENDS? 297 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,767 NAME TWO. - YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. 298 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:19,533 - WHY WOULD YOU BE IN BARCELONA A YEAR BEFORE I MET YOU 299 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:21,000 WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW? 300 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,100 - 'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THEN. 301 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,367 - ARE YOU MAKING THIS UP RIGHT NOW? 302 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:24,567 - I THINK HE WENT WITH A GIRL. - ARE YOU FIBBING? 303 00:09:24,567 --> 00:09:25,600 - WHY WOULD I FIB? 304 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,533 - DID YOU GO WITH A GIRL? - NO! 305 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,533 I'M LIKE, "UH...THIS BOTHERS YOU? 306 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:32,834 I'M TOUCHING A LITTLE NERVE? I KINDA LIKE THAT." 307 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,567 - BARCELONA WITH GUYS IS A LITTLE GAY. 308 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:38,000 IT'S JUST A LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL. 309 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,100 - REALLY? - I THINK SO, ISN'T IT? 310 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,667 - WHAT HAPPENED WAS MY EXPERIENCE THERE WAS DIFFERENT 311 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,700 'CAUSE IT WAS-- 312 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,900 - YOUR FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH A MAN? 313 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,967 - NO, THERE--NO, NO. LISTEN. 314 00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,767 IT'S FUNNY YOU'RE SAYING-- 315 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,934 YOU'RE SAYING THE HOMOSEXUAL ELEMENT BECAUSE-- 316 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:51,934 - NO, IT'S JUST-- IT'S--IT'S-- 317 00:09:51,934 --> 00:09:53,300 I LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 318 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,166 - RIGHT. 319 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,433 - I LOVE YOU. I'M ONLY BUSTING YOUR BALLS. 320 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:57,433 - I SEE THAT. 321 00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:58,734 NOW I'M NOT EVEN GONNA TELL HER 322 00:09:58,734 --> 00:09:59,934 WHAT THE REAL STORY IS, 323 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:02,734 'CAUSE I CAN'T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE. 324 00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,667 NO MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT BARCELONA. 325 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:07,667 - [Spanish accent] BARCELONA. 326 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,100 COMING UP... 327 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,667 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 328 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:13,500 - OH, MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE I CAN BREATHE. 329 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:17,500 ALL RIGHT. OKAY, DRAMA, OKAY. 330 00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:31,000 - LAUREN MASLIN CALLED AGAIN TODAY. 331 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,767 - I KNOW, BECAUSE I TOLD HER THAT I MIGHT WANT TO DO 332 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,867 A GIRLS' WEEKEND AND I THINK SHE'S ALL EXCITED, 333 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,100 AND I'M ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED. 334 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,100 - IN MONTAUK? - MONTAUK. 335 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,033 I WANT TO DANCE, I WANT TO HAVE A COCKTAIL, 336 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,767 I WANT TO TALK GIRL TALK, I WANT TO BRING THE BABIES. 337 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,100 - ALL THE BABIES TOGETHER. 338 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,533 - YEAH, I WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, NO BOYS--NO HUSBANDS. 339 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:47,233 - YOU GUYS SHOULD FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS 340 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,567 ALL THE GOOD SPOTS OUT THERE. 341 00:10:48,567 --> 00:10:50,233 - UH, THERE ARE ONLY, LIKE, THREE SPOTS. 342 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,567 I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT HARD, - OH, OKAY. 343 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,066 SO WHO'S GONNA GO? 344 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:56,166 - UH...WELL, CONNIE IS ALWAYS DYING TO GET OUT OF SUBURBIA. 345 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,700 SO CONNIE AND LAUREN WOULD BE GREAT. 346 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,233 OH, SHOOT, REMIND ME I GOTTA CALL COREY BACK. 347 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,433 AMY'S OUT THERE FOR THE SUMMER. 348 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,300 SHE HAS ALL HER KIDS. SHE HAS ALL GIRLS. 349 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:07,100 SO IT'S MOSTLY GIRLS. YEAH, I'M EXCITED. 350 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,767 - I THINK IT'LL BE FUN. - I'M EXCITED. 351 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,033 I'VE NEVER DONE-- WHEN DO I EVER DO THIS? 352 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,433 YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS. - I'VE NEVER DONE THIS. 353 00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:12,433 I'M EXCITED. 354 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,433 COOKIE, ARE YOU EXCITED? 355 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:15,233 IT'S GIRLS' WEEKEND. 356 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,433 YOU GUYS HAVE, LIKE, A COLONY UNDER-- 357 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,200 WHAT GOES ON UNDER THIS DESK? 358 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,400 IT'S LIKE A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT. 359 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,467 - IT IS. 360 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:22,266 IT WAS LIKE THAT AT MY OLD JOB TOO. 361 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,433 WE ALWAYS TAKE IT WITH US WHEN WE LEAVE. 362 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:25,500 - DO YOU SEE WHAT GOES ON UNDER HER DESK? 363 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,300 THERE'S LIKE A-- - I WAS GONNA SAY, 364 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,967 I ONLY HAVE MY SHOES RIGHT NOW, BUT I DO HAVE FOOD. 365 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,667 - THERE'S A LOT OF REASONS THAT THIS IS OCCURRING RIGHT NOW. 366 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,266 - THERE'S A HOMELESS MAN SLEEPING UNDER 367 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:34,700 YOUR DESK AT NIGHT. 368 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,867 - THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW. 369 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:36,934 - YOU'RE A HOARDER, OKAY? 370 00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:38,433 - I'M NOT AT ALL EVEN. - OKAY. 371 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:39,800 - I'M HAVING ANXIETY ABOUT WHERE ELSE 372 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,266 AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT. - OKAY. 373 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:45,266 - YOU'RE A HOARDER. 374 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,266 - HI, NICK. - HI, BETHENNY. 375 00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:00,467 - HOW ARE YOU? - DOING OKAY. 376 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:03,000 - NICK WRITES A FOOD BLOG FOR BETHENNY.COM, 377 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,066 AND WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING A FALAFEL CRAWL, 378 00:12:06,066 --> 00:12:08,100 SO HERE WE GO. 379 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,734 OH, WOW, LOOK AT THIS. 380 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:11,500 CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD. 381 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,000 - I--I CAN'T DO THAT. [door unlocks] 382 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,200 OKAY, NOW I CAN DO THAT. - THANK YOU. 383 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,300 IT'S NO PROBLEM. 384 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,233 CAREFUL THOUGH, THE GROUND'S NOT SO FUN. 385 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:20,400 BECAUSE WE'RE DOING, LIKE, A FOOD TOUR KIND OF-- 386 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,467 - WE HAVE TO DO APPLES TO APPLES. 387 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:22,800 WE HAVE TO HAVE A FAIR WAY TO COMPARE. 388 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,834 - WELL, EXACTLY. WHAT I THOUGHT WE COULD DO MAYBE 389 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:25,967 IS JUST, LIKE, JUST GET THE BALLS. 390 00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:26,967 - JUST GET THE BALLS. - EXACTLY. 391 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,734 - JUST BALLS. STRAIGHT BALLS. 392 00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:31,033 - AND, UM... 393 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:34,100 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I LIKE IT. 394 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,667 - YEAH, THEIR FALAFEL IS PRETTY AWESOME. 395 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,834 - WELL, IT'S DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT'S NOT-- 396 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:40,633 LIKE, THE FLUFFY SIDE'S CRISPY, BUT IN A GOOD WAY. 397 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:43,834 ALMOST LIKE A WAFFLE POTATO PANCAKE. 398 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,300 - MMM. - RIGHT? 399 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,700 - MM-HMM. 400 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,300 - SO...WHAT'S GOING WITH YOU? ARE YOU GETTING LAID? 401 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,000 - ACTUALLY, NO. NOT AT ALL. 402 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,567 - REALLY? - YEAH, SUPER-SAD. 403 00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,133 - NOT AT ALL? - YEAH. 404 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:55,700 - THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. 405 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,467 - [scoffs] WHAT? OH. 406 00:12:57,467 --> 00:13:00,567 YOU'RE GONNA FIND ME SOMEBODY BY THE END OF THIS FALAFEL TOUR? 407 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,266 - YOU NEVER KNOW. 408 00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:03,467 I LOVE IT. - IT'S GREAT. 409 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,166 - I LIKE THIS. I WANTED TO WRITE NOTES, 410 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,734 'CAUSE ONE OF US NEEDS TO BE. - I'LL WRITE NOTES! 411 00:13:07,734 --> 00:13:09,266 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I KNOW YOU'LL REMEMBER. 412 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,500 - I'M--I'M THE WRITER. I MEAN, YOU'RE A WRITER TOO. 413 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,567 I'M SORRY. BUT I MEAN, I-I CAN WRITE NOTES. 414 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:17,100 OKAY? 415 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,467 - IT CAN'T BE BETTER. 416 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:19,834 I DON'T THINK IT CAN BE BETTER. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 417 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:20,867 WE'RE GONNA TRY THOUGH. - IT CAN'T BE BETTER. 418 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,734 - ALFANOOSE IS ONE BLOCK THAT WAY 419 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:23,934 AND, LIKE, HALF A BLOCK THAT WAY. 420 00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:24,934 - I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE. 421 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,200 - WORD UP. - HOW ARE YOU? 422 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,533 - YOU THINK WE COULD GRAB 423 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:31,033 SOME LEBANESE PICKLES, SOME, UH, PARSNIPS, 424 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:34,233 SOME BABA, SOME HUMMUS, SOME FUL MEDAMES-- MEDAMES... 425 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:36,266 - I CAN SEE YOU TAKE CHARGE WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE. 426 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:38,066 - SOME WHAT'S-IT-CALLED... - LOOK AT YOU. 427 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,767 - IS THIS WHAT GOES ON WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE WITH CHICKS? 428 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,233 - NO, THIS IS NOT WHAT-- - YOU JUST TAKE OVER? 429 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:43,700 - I JUST LOVE THIS PLACE. - AWESOME. YOU TAKE OVER. 430 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,367 I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND BE THE DATE. 431 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,333 I LIKE HOW YOU'RE TAKING OVER, NICK. 432 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,800 WHATEVER IT IS, I LIKE IT, AND YOU SHOULD KEEP DOING IT. 433 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,033 - CHEERS. 434 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,500 - YOU HAVE TO LOOK SOMEONE IN THE FACE. 435 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,967 - CHEERS. - OKAY. 436 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,967 - [scoffs] 437 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:01,367 - VERY GOOD. 438 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,400 GOOD. 439 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,533 - INTERESTING. 440 00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:09,633 CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDE... - GOOD. 441 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:12,166 - AND, LIKE, A LITTLE SOFTER ON THE IN. 442 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,600 - I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK OF OTHER THINGS 443 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,633 WHILE I'M IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT. 444 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:16,633 - OKAY. OKAY. - BUT IT'S GOOD. 445 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,033 IT'S DEFINITELY GOOD. 446 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,967 YOU DRINK A LOT OF SODA, OR NO? 447 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,000 - [belches] 448 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,500 EXCUSE ME. UM, SOMETIMES. 449 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,834 - THAT WAS SEXY. 450 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,734 WHICH PLACE ARE WE GOING TO, NEXT? 451 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:39,867 - WE'RE GOING TO TIAM. THEY'RE A TRUCK VERSION. 452 00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,133 - ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 453 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,000 - YEP. THESE ARE THEM. 454 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,700 - HI, GUYS. - HELLO. 455 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,300 - UM, DO YOU GUYS HAVE, LIKE, A FALAFEL SAMPLER? 456 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,066 - YEAH, YOU GOT IT. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 457 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,333 - IS THIS, UH-- YOU'RE GIVING US THE THING 458 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,533 YOU'RE MOST FAMOUS FOR? 459 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:53,834 - YEAH. 460 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,934 - THERE'S AN EYEBROW THREADING PLACE NEXT DOOR. 461 00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:57,333 I HAPPEN TO NEED TO GET THAT DONE. 462 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,233 I CAN DO THAT NEXT DOOR. - THERE'S A PLAZA...OVER THERE. 463 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,467 - YOU NEED TO GET ANYTHING THREADED? 464 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,967 - I'M NOT GONNA GET MY EYEBROWS THREADED. 465 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,266 - WELL, I NEED MY EYEBROWS THREADED. 466 00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:04,533 GIVE ME TWO SECONDS. I JUST WANT TO SEE SOMETHING. 467 00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:05,734 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - ALL RIGHT. 468 00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:06,767 - THIS IS PERFECT. 469 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,100 I CAN GET MY EYEBROWS THREADED 470 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,500 FOR MY GIRLS' WEEKEND WHILE I WAIT FOR MY BALLS. 471 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,266 IF I HAD BALLS, I'D HAVE THEM WAXED TOO. 472 00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:15,233 HELLO? 473 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,867 HI. 474 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:19,567 DO YOU DO THREADING, RIGHT? 475 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,500 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? 476 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,834 TWO OR THREE MINUTES? I'M IN. 477 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,767 - SO YOU ARE SHOWING HER GOOD FOOD AROUND THE CITY? 478 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,066 I'M SHOWING HER FALAFEL ALL AROUND THE CITY. 479 00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:30,166 - ALL RIGHT, LIP AND EYEBROW. 480 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,066 - YOU GUYS GOTTA EAT THE SOUP. 481 00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:35,000 - I-I-I UNDERSTAND, MAN. I KNOW FALAFEL, YOU KNOW? 482 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,266 LIKE...YOU KNOW? 483 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,467 - IS THAT NICK? 484 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:47,000 NICK, COME HERE. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 485 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,633 - I-- - WATCH HER, WATCH WHAT GOES ON. 486 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,300 WATCH. WATCH WHEN IT STARTS. 487 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,967 LOOK, IT'S ONE PIECE OF THREAD. 488 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,400 YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WAS HOLDING ANAL BEADS 489 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,934 BEING SPANKED IN A PORNO. 490 00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:58,367 RELAX, I'M GETTING HAIR REMOVED FROM MY BROW. 491 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:01,500 IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN COME IN. 492 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,967 DO YOU DO ANY KIND OF GROOMING? 493 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:05,567 - UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LIKE, I SHAVE... 494 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,900 - YOUR AREA? 495 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,433 - I SHAVE MY, YOU KNOW, NECK AND--AND FACE. 496 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:12,667 - WHAT ABOUT THE BELLS? 497 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,033 - UH, NO, NOT REALLY. 498 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,433 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S A WHOLE SITUATION, 499 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,834 BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT TODAY. 500 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,834 YOU'RE NEXT, NICK. 501 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,567 IT CAN ONLY IMPROVE YOUR DATING CAREER. 502 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,734 - I MEAN, I'D HOPE THAT SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE ME FOR, 503 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,967 YOU KNOW, A-A NICE CONVERSATION OR MY PERSONALITY, 504 00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:29,900 OR...YOU KNOW? 505 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:34,934 - WELL, NICK, YES. BUT NOBODY LIKES A UNIBROW. 506 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,200 DO YOU NOT NOTICE A DIFFERENCE? 507 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,734 A LITTLE MORE "CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS?" 508 00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:40,934 - JUST LOOK, YOU CAN LOOK STRAIGHT AT MY FACE. 509 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,600 LOOK AT THE BROWS. 510 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,900 - UM...I MEAN, YEAH. IT LOOKS VERY NICE. 511 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,166 - JESUS. 512 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,433 SIT DOWN. 513 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:51,633 - WILL YOU AT LEAST TRY SOME OF THIS STUFF 514 00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:52,734 WHILE I'M SITTING DOWN? 515 00:16:52,734 --> 00:16:54,066 - ABSOLUTELY. WE'RE GONNA DO IT. SIT. 516 00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:55,867 - THE FALAFELS AND HALF AND THAT'S THE POMEGRANATE, 517 00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:57,500 UH, ARNOLD PALMER. - IT'S DELICIOUS, THE TEA. 518 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,567 LET ME JUST LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE--WHAT WE HAVE 519 00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,166 GOING ON HERE. 520 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,433 YOU CAN TELL ME. YOU'RE THE PROFESSIONAL. 521 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:02,500 TELL ME IF YOU THINK HE NEEDS IT. 522 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,567 AND I WON'T--WE WON'T DO IT 523 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:04,567 IF YOU DON'T THINK. 524 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,233 GET YOUR HAIR OUT OF YOUR EYES. 525 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,700 YEAH, YOU DEFINITELY NEED A LITTLE. 526 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,967 IT'S GONNA HURT A LITTLE BIT, BUT I DIDN'T CRY AT ALL. 527 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:12,066 YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT OF THE MIDDLE, DOESN'T HE? 528 00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:13,667 AND WHAT ELSE DOES HE NEED? 529 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,934 AND A LITTLE HERE? 530 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,166 LAY DOWN. RELAX. 531 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,433 DON'T CRY. 532 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,700 - IS THIS, LIKE, ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE 533 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,200 IF YOU, LIKE, SHAVE THEN YOU HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS? 534 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,867 - NO. IT'S REALLY BETTER, 535 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,266 BECAUSE SHAVING DOESN'T GO TO THE ROOT, 536 00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:29,400 AND THREADING GOES TO THE ROOT. 537 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,000 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 538 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000 - LOVE IT. 539 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,600 OH, MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE I CAN BREATHE. 540 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:46,000 JUST RELAX. IT'S ALL GOOD. 541 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,233 OH, THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. 542 00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:53,100 THIS IS DELICIOUS LOOKING. 543 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,934 HOW YOU DOING, NICK? I DON'T HEAR ANY NOISES. 544 00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:57,266 ARE YOU IN ANY KIND OF PAIN? 545 00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,800 - I'M NOT GONNA LIE. THIS IS SOMEWHAT PAINFUL. 546 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,000 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY, ARE YOU? 547 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,533 - I'M NOT GONNA CRY. 548 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,834 - IT'S ALMOST OVER. DEEP BREATHS. 549 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,500 - JESUS. - IT'S ALMOST O-- [laughs] 550 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,834 ALL RIGHT. OKAY, DRAMA, OKAY. 551 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,266 IT LOOKS A LOT BETTER. 552 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:15,433 - OKAY. 553 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,333 - THIS IS COOLING. THIS IS--THIS IS-- 554 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,300 THIS IS DOWNHILL NOW. 555 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:23,734 WE'RE ON THE--WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY NOW. 556 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:24,867 MEN ARE... 557 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,800 - DONE? - YEAH, YOU GONNA LIVE? 558 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,100 - YES, I'M GONNA LIVE. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 559 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,533 NICK IS BEING VERY DRAMATIC 560 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:34,100 ABOUT THE REMOVAL OF HIS UNIBROW. 561 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,567 HOWEVER, I THINK THAT WILL FARE VERY WELL FOR HIM 562 00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:37,834 WITH THE LADIES. 563 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,266 GROOMING IS SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT. 564 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:41,633 AND IT'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW NOW. 565 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,066 YOU'RE GOING TO LATER BE LIKE, 566 00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:46,400 "OH, MY GOD, HOW COME I HAVEN'T SHAVED MY BALLS?" 567 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,333 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 568 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,600 COMING UP... 569 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,166 OKAY, THERE'S A MAULING. - OH, MY GOD. 570 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,500 - COOKIE! [dog barking] 571 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,033 - WHAT HAPPENED? [laughter] 572 00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,266 - ALL RIGHT. - OH... 573 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,767 [dog sneezes] - OH, MAN. 574 00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:00,233 - THAT'S THE SKIN THAT HE BIT OFF THE GUY. 575 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,300 - GOD BLESS YOU. 576 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,767 - I LOVE IT. DO YOU L--I LOVE IT. 577 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,667 I'M EXCITED FOR GIRLS' WEEKEND. 578 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,367 THIS IS IT, WE'RE ON THE WAY TO MONTAUK, 579 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,867 AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE A PISSER! 580 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:26,767 COOKIE WILL PROBABLY BE UP FRONT WITH ME, I THINK. 581 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:29,000 [baby coos] THAT'S COOKIE, BE NICE. 582 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,800 I LOVE YOU. 583 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,200 I DON'T LIKE THAT I CAN'T BE WITH YOU BACK HERE, 584 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,667 BUT WE'RE GONNA DRIVE TODAY. 585 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,433 OKAY. 586 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:39,200 - ARE WE READY, BRYN? [baby laughs] 587 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,667 MAMA'S GONNA DRIVE. 588 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,567 - AND THEN YOU KNOW THIS IS DIESEL FUEL. 589 00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:43,567 - WHAT IS--OH. 590 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:46,600 - SO YOU CANNOT PUT REGULAR FUEL IN IT. 591 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,967 - THIS DOESN'T HAVE A THING. 592 00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,400 - WELL, I KNOW, BUT IT'S ON. 593 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,600 - BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT ON. 594 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,667 WHAT IF I WANTED TO TURN IT ON MYSELF? 595 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,767 - OKAY, THEN DO IT. OKAY, NOW. 596 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:54,900 [car beeps] YOU HEAR IT, IT'S ON? 597 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,533 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 598 00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:00,166 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 599 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,633 - I'M ALREADY EXHAUSTED, WE DIDN'T EVEN GO ANYWHERE. 600 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,367 YES, I CAN DRIVE A CAR, BUT NOT A [bleep]ING SPACESHIP. 601 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:06,233 IT'S LIKE-- IT'S LIKE A TOUCH THING. 602 00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,433 IT'S LIKE--IT'S A VERY... 603 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,066 THESE KIDS THESE DAYS. 604 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:10,834 SO HOW DO YOU--WHERE'S THE THING TO PUT THE THING? 605 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,233 - THIS LITTLE PUSH THING MAKES IT GO TO PARK. 606 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,433 - WHY CAN'T THIS JUST BE THE NORMAL STUFF? 607 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:16,567 WHY, YOU KNOW? EVERYTHING'S GOTTA BE FANCY. 608 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,000 - JUST PUSH IT IN. - OKAY. 609 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,333 - SEE? IT'S VERY SIMPLE, BUT IT-- 610 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,200 YOU CAN'T FEEL IT LIKE YOU CAN FEEL ANOTHER CAR. 611 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,033 LIKE, YOU CAN'T FEEL IT REALLY SHIFT GEARS. 612 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:24,200 - ALL RIGHT. 613 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,633 - CALL US WHEN YOU GET THERE? - YEP. 614 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,400 WHY DO YOU GUYS LOOK VERY WORRIED? 615 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,533 - I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE JUST GOING BY YOURSELF. 616 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,467 - I KNOW. I'M COOL. 617 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,066 - ALL RIGHT. 618 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,100 - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER. 619 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,100 - BYE. - BYE. 620 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,333 - BYE. - BYE, GIRLS. 621 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,700 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 622 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,033 - CAREFUL. - I KNOW. 623 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,033 - JESUS. 624 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:56,633 - SO, DAWA, LISTEN. THERE'S A LITTLE RULE HERE 625 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,834 WHEN WE'RE OUT HERE, OKAY? - NO BOYS ALLOWED. 626 00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,400 - NO BOYS ALLOWED, THAT'S ONE RULE. 627 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,266 THE OTHER RULE IS ME NOT ON THE BLACKBERRY. 628 00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:05,633 YOU THROW IT IN THE WATER IF I GET ON IT, OKAY? 629 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:09,500 THIS WEEKEND THERE WILL BE NO CRACKBERRY. 630 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,533 IT IS R&R AND COCKTAILS. 631 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,200 - LOOK HOW NICE THIS IS! 632 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,200 - OH, MY. THIS IS AMAZING. 633 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,467 WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH SHOES? 634 00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:27,900 - YEAH, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 635 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,934 - YOU'RE WEARING WEDGES. 636 00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,400 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE THINKING. 637 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,834 - LISTEN-- - IT'S A CLAMBAKE. 638 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,200 - SHOES OFF. 639 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,000 - I ARRANGED TO HAVE A CLAMBAKE AT THE MONTAUK YACHT CLUB. 640 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,734 HI! - HELLO! 641 00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,433 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI! 642 00:21:38,433 --> 00:21:39,834 MWAH. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 643 00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:41,600 I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING REALLY SUMMERY AND BEACHY 644 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,467 AND GET TOGETHER A BUNCH OF GIRLFRIENDS 645 00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,166 AND HAVE KIDS RUNNING AROUND 646 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,600 AND JUST HAVE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 647 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,000 HERE YOU GO. WHO'S HAVING ONE? 648 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,433 - NOW ME. - I'M SWITCHING OVER. 649 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,100 - ALL RIGHT, CHEERS. - CHEERS. 650 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,333 - HAPPY SUMMER. - CHEERS. 651 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,133 WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING. LAUREN'S WORKING. 652 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,166 [laughter] 653 00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,500 CHEERS. ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE MISSING? 654 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,867 - YOU'RE HOLDING UP FLOWERS? - CHEERS. 655 00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:00,133 I'M CUTTING THE, UH-- - CHEERS. 656 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,500 - CHEERS. - COME ON, JUST THE FLOWERS-- 657 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,033 I LOVE HOW YOU WORK HERE NOW. 658 00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:04,433 - [laughs] 659 00:22:04,433 --> 00:22:05,567 - ALL RIGHT, CHEERS. all: CHEERS. 660 00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:07,567 TO A BONFIRE AND GIRLFRIENDS. 661 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:11,066 IT FEELS REALLY GOOD TO BE ABLE TO HOST A PARTY LIKE THIS. 662 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:13,400 TO BE ABLE TO PUT TOGETHER SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL, 663 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,100 SO LAVISH, AND YET RELAXED. 664 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,934 THESE ARE WOMEN THAT I CONFIDE IN, THAT I TALK TO, 665 00:22:19,934 --> 00:22:23,433 AND I'M HAPPY TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL LIKE THIS FOR EVERYONE. 666 00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:25,433 OKAY, THERE'S A MAULING. - OH, MY GOD. 667 00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:26,734 - COOKIE! [dog barking] 668 00:22:26,734 --> 00:22:28,166 - WHAT HAPPENED? [laughter] 669 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,834 - ALL RIGHT. - OH... 670 00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:32,300 - IT BEGAN AND NOW IT'S OVER. 671 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,367 [dog sneezes] - OH, MAN. 672 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:38,066 - THAT'S THE SKIN THAT HE BIT OFF THE GUY. 673 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:41,200 - GOD BLESS YOU. - SHE'S HOCKING IT UP. 674 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,400 - THAT BITCH TOOK AIR. 675 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,166 YOU JUST CAN'T LET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE. 676 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,667 - I KNOW, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON. 677 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,667 - [laughs] 678 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:52,133 OH, MY GOD, YOU PUT--SHE PUT THE HAT ON HER OWN HEAD. 679 00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:54,200 - IS SHE A GOOD BABY? - MY BABY? 680 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,834 - YOU KNOW-- NO, YOU NEVER IN YOUR LIFE. 681 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,166 EASIEST. THIS IS 24 HOURS A DAY, 682 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,567 EXCEPT FOR LAUGHING AND GIGGLING-- 683 00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,700 NO, IT'S THE EASIEST BABY YOU EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE. 684 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,700 - THE EASIEST BABY EVER? - SEE, SO YOU'LL HAVE MORE THEN? 685 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,100 YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE. 686 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,166 YOU--I MEAN, ESPE--OF ALL PEOPLE, 687 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,100 YOU TO HAVE ONE WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. 688 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,500 YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE. 689 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,200 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT'S LIKE A LAY POTATO CHIP? 690 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,633 A LAY'S POTATO CHIP? - NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE 691 00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:15,533 BECAUSE YOU WERE BY YOURSELF. 692 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:18,233 IF YOU HAD HAD A SIBLING, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT. 693 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,700 - EVERYONE IS BUSTING MY BALLS-- 694 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,400 OR SHOULD I SAY OVARIES-- 695 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,266 ABOUT A SECOND BABY. 696 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:26,967 YOU HAVE TO DO IT THE WAY YOU WANT TO DO IT. 697 00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:31,734 AND THERE IS NO RIGHT. IT'S ONLY WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. 698 00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:33,166 - YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE KID. 699 00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,166 I NEED ANOTHER DRINK, THOUGH. 700 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,533 - GO! - CAN WE SHAKE ONE? 701 00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:37,100 - YES! WE CAN SHAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT. 702 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,100 - 'CAUSE THIS IS... 'CAUSE THIS IS GENIUS. 703 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,000 HONESTLY, THIS IS GENIUS. - THANK YOU, IT IS. 704 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,400 WELL, NO ONE EVER CALLED ME STUPID, 705 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,667 THAT'S FOR SURE. - YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 706 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:45,834 NO ONE EVER CALLED YOU STUPID. - YEAH, WHATEVER. 707 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:46,934 - NO ONE CALLED ME STUPID. 708 00:23:46,934 --> 00:23:47,967 - 'CAUSE THIS IS JUST REMARKABLE. 709 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:49,233 - [laughs] - THE FACT THAT NO ONE 710 00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:51,600 EVER FIGURED TO CALL SOMEONE "SKINNYGIRL" BEFORE YOU. 711 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,633 - I KNOW. AND IT'S NOT THAT SMART. 712 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,867 IT'S SO STUPID, IT'S SMART. - NO, IT IS. 713 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:55,934 LOOK, YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE ON IT. 714 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,133 - YEAH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 715 00:23:57,133 --> 00:23:58,300 - NO, I LIKE IT. I LOVE IT. 716 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,433 I'M A-- I'M A BIG FAN OF IT. 717 00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:01,734 AMY, YOU GONNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE? 718 00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:03,367 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AMY HAS TWO DRINKS, RIGHT? 719 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,166 - I DON'T. - NO, BUT I'M GOOD ON TEQUILA... 720 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:06,533 - AMY DOESN'T REALLY DRINK... - LET'S MAKE AMY HER DRINK. 721 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:07,967 - SO...FORGET IT. - I KNOW. 722 00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:09,133 SO GOOD, LET'S GET CRAZY. 723 00:24:09,133 --> 00:24:10,233 - ALL RIGHT, SHE'LL GET A LITTLE... 724 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:11,800 - WHOO-HOO! I SEE FRENCH FRIES, SAM. 725 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,100 - NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT. NOT YET. 726 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,533 20 YEARS, BABY. 727 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:16,800 - ALL RIGHT, I THINK THIS IS JUST KIDS' FOOD FOR NOW, NO? 728 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,800 - YES. - YES? 729 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,900 - YES. - KIDS' FOOD FOR NOW. 730 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:19,967 - BRYN, YOU WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES? 731 00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:21,000 - I THINK ADULTS ARE ON THAT SIDE 732 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,500 WITH THE LOBSTER CRACKERS 733 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,700 AND KIDS ARE ON THIS SIDE. 734 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,934 - LOOK AT YOU, ORGANIZING THE PARTY. 735 00:24:24,934 --> 00:24:26,000 - LOOK AT THAT. 736 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,367 PHEEBS, OVER HERE, BABY LOVE. 737 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,467 RIGHT HERE, NEXT TO MAMA. 738 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,734 - YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN, SWEETHEART. 739 00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:30,900 LET ME PUT SOME ICE IN THIS 740 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,400 - HERE, GEMMA. 741 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,000 WHAT DO YOU SAY? - THANK YOU. 742 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,266 - SHARING IS CARING. 743 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,900 [laughter] - JAKE IS REALLY-- 744 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,033 JAKE REALLY HAS HIS PICK HERE. 745 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:41,166 JAKE, IF I WERE YOU, 746 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:43,166 I'D CHECK OUT THE SCENE RIGHT NOW. 747 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:45,100 I WOULD ORDER A BOTTLE FOR THE TABLE. 748 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:46,433 - A BOTTLE OF DOM. 749 00:24:46,433 --> 00:24:49,700 - A BOTTLE OF SHIRLEY TEMPLES AND GO TAKE YOUR PICK. 750 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:51,133 - I'VE NEVER SEEN KIDS LIKE THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 751 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:52,467 NO, NEVER. 752 00:24:52,467 --> 00:24:53,700 WHY AM I AT THE KIDS' TABLE? 753 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,300 ALL THE MOMS ARE TOGETHER, 754 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,867 AND I'M ON THIS SIDE WITH THE KIDS. 755 00:24:57,867 --> 00:25:00,934 WE'RE MUCH CUTER THAN YOU GUYS. 756 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,533 - CAN WE DISCUSS HOW NICE THIS IS, B? 757 00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:04,033 THANK YOU, BETHENNY. 758 00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:05,066 - OH. - THANK YOU. 759 00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:07,867 - OH, YOU'RE SO WELCOME. - SO NICE. 760 00:25:07,867 --> 00:25:09,867 AMAZING NIGHT. - IT'S GORGEOUS. 761 00:25:09,867 --> 00:25:10,967 - DID YOU HEAR ME? - WHAT? 762 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,300 - THIS IS ALL FOR PEACHES. 763 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:13,800 - I KNOW, I H-- - THIS IS FOR PEACHES. 764 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,200 - YOU SAID IT SIX TIMES. 765 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,734 WHO EATS THE ACTUAL CORE? THE COB, WHATEVER THIS IS? 766 00:25:17,734 --> 00:25:19,567 [baby babbles] YOU DO? 767 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:20,767 - BABY. 768 00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:22,467 - WHO'S A BABY? YOU'RE THE BABY. 769 00:25:22,467 --> 00:25:24,066 YOU DON'T REALIZE IT. 770 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:26,033 - YEAH, NO, SHE DOES. SHE GOES LIKE, "IT'S ME." 771 00:25:26,033 --> 00:25:27,166 - OH, YOU'RE THE-- 772 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:29,133 [baby babbles] 773 00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:30,834 - "I'M THE BABY." 774 00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:32,867 - THAT'S HER FIRST SENTENCE. 775 00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,066 - GOOD JOB, BRYN. - YOU'RE THE BABY! 776 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,900 - GET THE BABY BOOK OUT. - I GOTTA TELL JASON. 777 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,033 SHE JUST SAID, "I'M THE BABY." 778 00:25:37,033 --> 00:25:38,767 SHE JUST SAID, "I'M THE BABY"! 779 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:39,767 - WHO DID? 780 00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:40,767 - BRYN! - BRYN? 781 00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:42,533 - I'M THE BABY. - YES! 782 00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:43,867 [all fawning] 783 00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:45,100 - YAY, BRYN! 784 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,700 - THAT WAS BRYN'S FIRST SENTENCE! 785 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:49,700 [cheers and applause] YOU'RE THE BABY! 786 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:53,567 [baby babbles] YES! 787 00:25:53,567 --> 00:25:55,033 - YOU'RE THE BLUE-EYED, BLONDE BABY. 788 00:25:55,033 --> 00:25:56,433 - YOU SAY SHE DOESN'T SPEAK, SHE SPEAKS! 789 00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:57,800 SHE--SHE JUST SPEAKS IN SENTENCES! 790 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,867 I GUESS WE'RE STARTING IN SENTENCES. 791 00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:02,033 - I'M THE BABY. - I'M THE BABY! 792 00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:03,433 - SEE, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE, 793 00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:05,500 'CAUSE THEN THE OTHER ONE WILL SPEAK SO MUCH FASTER 794 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,567 'CAUSE SHE HAS BRYN. 795 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,900 - I--NO, SHE'S BEEN SP-- 796 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:11,900 I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE THIS DOWN IN MY BOOK. 797 00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:24,967 - I THINK WE SHOULD DO A PADDLEBOAT. 798 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,767 - ME TOO. - WE'LL GET STUCK ON A BUOY. 799 00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:28,867 - LET'S GO DO A PADDLEBOAT. - CONNIE. 800 00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:30,867 - YOU WANT TO DO A PADDLEBOAT? - LET'S GO PADDLEBOAT. 801 00:26:30,867 --> 00:26:32,166 [laughter] 802 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,367 - PADDLEBOATING IS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY EASY. 803 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:35,900 THERE ARE LITTLE CHILDREN DOING IT. 804 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,100 IT'S JUST, LIKE, NOT A BIG DEAL. 805 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,367 IT'S PADDLEBOATING. SO I FIGURE, "WHY NOT?" 806 00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:42,233 THE BABIES ARE SLEEPING. WE HAVE A HALF-HOUR. 807 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:43,667 THIS SHOULD BE EASY. 808 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:47,233 - SIT RIGHT HERE. YOU'RE STEERING. 809 00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:48,700 - STEERING? I MEAN, IT'S NOT A FERRARI. 810 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,367 - THIS IS TO STEER. - OH, I NEVER KNEW THAT. 811 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:51,667 - OKAY, READY? - THAT WAY. 812 00:26:51,667 --> 00:26:54,000 - ONE! - LOOK AT YOUR FEET! 813 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,367 [laughs] 814 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:57,834 - OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS? 815 00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:00,400 - ALL RIGHT, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 816 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,900 - I CAN'T TAKE IT. 817 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,834 - THIS IS SEXY. THIS IS SEXY. 818 00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:06,233 LIKE... [laughter] 819 00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:08,667 - WAIT, CONNIE. ALL RIGHT, FORWARD. 820 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:10,233 - THE WIND'S GONNA TAKE US THAT WAY, WE GOTTA GO THIS-- 821 00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:11,667 TURN THIS WAY. - HOW DO YOU STEER? 822 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:12,934 THIS MEANS THE RIGHT AND THEN THIS MEANS--? 823 00:27:12,934 --> 00:27:14,367 - WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 824 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,700 - YOU GUYS ARE MORONS. 825 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,300 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 826 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,934 WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 827 00:27:19,934 --> 00:27:22,600 WE'RE, LIKE, LITERALLY GOING IN CIRCLES. 828 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,066 I MEAN, SOMEBODY GET OUT OF THE DRIVER'S SEAT. 829 00:27:24,066 --> 00:27:25,400 YOU GUYS ARE MORONS. - HERE, YOU GO. 830 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,433 - THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT. 831 00:27:26,433 --> 00:27:28,033 I'M LIKE, "GET YOUR ASS OUT." 832 00:27:28,033 --> 00:27:29,433 AND THEN I JUMPED IN THE FRONT SEAT. 833 00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:30,800 AND I THINK IT WAS WORSE. 834 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,767 - OH, OH, OH. - WHAT? 835 00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:34,033 - OH, ROCKS. HELLO, ROCKS. 836 00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:35,233 - OH! OH! GO, PADDLE! 837 00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:36,233 - ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. 838 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:37,300 STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. 839 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:38,767 all: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 840 00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:40,633 [overlapping shouting] 841 00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:41,734 WHY CAN'T WE GO? 842 00:27:41,734 --> 00:27:45,233 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 843 00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:46,700 - I NEED AN OAR! - BUT I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS! 844 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,600 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! 845 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,066 I DON'T UNDERSTAND! 846 00:27:50,066 --> 00:27:51,834 BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK? 847 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:53,467 I REALLY-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 848 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:55,934 I-I--I GIVE CREDIT TO THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT, 849 00:27:55,934 --> 00:27:57,967 BECAUSE IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. 850 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,800 WE GOT IT. - WE GOT IT? 851 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,667 OH, WE'RE GOING! - WE'RE GOING. 852 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:02,734 - WE HAD TO FOCUS. - WE'RE GOING. 853 00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:03,834 WE'RE GOING. - WE HAD TO FOCUS. 854 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:04,800 ALL TOGETHER. - OH, MY GOD. 855 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,266 - LOOK AT KENZIE. 856 00:28:06,266 --> 00:28:07,600 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - YES! THE OAR! 857 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600 - THE OAR, KENZIE! 858 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,433 - KENZIE, SMART! 859 00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:11,934 - I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 860 00:28:11,934 --> 00:28:13,567 I GOT IT! - LAND HO! 861 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,333 - I GOT IT! - LAND HO! 862 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:19,000 - I GOT IT! 863 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,667 - THANKS, BABY GIRL. - KENZIE! 864 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:21,967 OH, SHE WANTS TO SAVE YOU. GRAB IT. 865 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,600 - SAVE ME! - SAVE MOMMY! 866 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,200 - NEVER AGAIN. - SAVE MOMMY. 867 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,467 OH, YAY, KENZIE! - WHOO! 868 00:28:28,467 --> 00:28:29,567 - GRAB MY HAT. 869 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:30,967 - WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT EXERCISE? 870 00:28:30,967 --> 00:28:34,600 - THAT WAS HORRIBLE. 871 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,033 - COMING UP... 872 00:28:36,033 --> 00:28:37,467 THIS WOMAN COMES UP TO ME AND SHE'S LIKE, "BETHENNY," 873 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,834 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, SHE HAS MY FATHER'S FACE." 874 00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:49,867 - BRYN, LOOK WHAT WE GOT. 875 00:28:51,867 --> 00:28:54,900 AND NO BOYS ARE ALLOWED. [packaging ripping] 876 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,000 SUMMER IS ON. 877 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,667 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL COULD OPEN THIS. 878 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:05,467 I'M GETTING IT OUT, KID. 879 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:08,300 [laughs] WHY? 880 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:13,033 WHY--WHY CAN'T I GET A TOY... 881 00:29:13,033 --> 00:29:14,133 [feigning tears] 882 00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:17,166 I CONSIDER MYSELF FAIRLY INTELLIGENT. 883 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:20,033 [laughs] 884 00:29:20,033 --> 00:29:21,767 I DO, I THINK I'M SORT OF SMART. 885 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:23,533 AND THIS--BY THE WAY, THEY TRY TO MAKE IT SAFE, 886 00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:26,333 THIS IS LIKE A SHARD OF GLASS. 887 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,767 THIS IS NOT EVEN SMART. [packaging rustling] 888 00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:32,633 OKAY. 889 00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:42,000 - SLOPPY TUNA. 890 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,433 - IT DOESN'T LOOK SLOPPY AT ALL. 891 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,500 TRACY AND AMY HAD TO LEAVE AFTER ONE NIGHT, 892 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,600 SO IT WILL BE UP TO ME AND CONNIE AND LAUREN-- 893 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,667 THE BLONDES-- TO HAVE MORE FUN... 894 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:52,100 HI, GUYS. 895 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:55,066 AND THE ONLY PLACE TO GO AND PARTY IN MONTAUK 896 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:57,000 IS THE SLOPPY TUNA. 897 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,867 VAGINA, PARTY OF THREE. - LADIES' NIGHT. 898 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,967 - ONLY THE BEST FOR MY GIRLS. 899 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,633 MY TUNA IS SO SLOPPY. 900 00:30:03,633 --> 00:30:05,633 - YOUR TUNA IS FLAPPY? 901 00:30:05,633 --> 00:30:07,367 - SLOPPY. - OH, SLOPPY. 902 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:08,700 - NO, MY TUNA HAS NOT A FLAW. 903 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:11,033 MY TUNA IS A LEAN PIECE OF SUSHI-GRADE... 904 00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:13,567 - I ORDERED SOME-- I ORDERED THE DEADLIEST CATCH. 905 00:30:13,567 --> 00:30:15,767 - I'M GONNA ORDER THE DEADLIEST SNATCH. 906 00:30:15,767 --> 00:30:18,433 - YOU ARE THE DEADLIEST SNATCH, ACCORDING TO YOUR HUSBAND. 907 00:30:18,433 --> 00:30:21,533 - I AM A CLASS ACT... 908 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:23,066 THROUGH AND THROUGH. 909 00:30:23,066 --> 00:30:24,867 COVER OF FORBES, BABY. 910 00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:27,867 - DEADLIEST SNATCH! - DEADLIEST SNATCH! 911 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,834 - WHOO! - LADIES' NIGHT. 912 00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:32,000 WE ARE REALLY IN IT TO WIN IT. - THIS IS IT. 913 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,867 THIS IS IT. LOOK AROUND YOU, FOLKS, 914 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:37,066 'CAUSE THIS IS IT. - [laughs] 915 00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:38,967 IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS. - WHOO-WHOO! 916 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,066 [laughter] 917 00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:42,200 - OH, WAIT, WAIT. LOOK, JUST LOOK. 918 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,500 JUST LOOK. THERE'S MY BOYFRIEND. 919 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,500 - OH, WAIT, THERE'S A-- WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 920 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,834 - HOW WE DOING! - [purrs] 921 00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:50,934 - ARE YOU ONLY HERE FOR LADIES' NIGHT? 922 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,266 ARE YOU ONLY HERE ON LADIES' NIGHT? 923 00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:55,633 AT THE SLOPPY TUNA, THEY HAVE THE FINEST 924 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:57,467 IN ENTERTAINMENT PROFESSIONALS. 925 00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:06,767 - [blows kiss] OOH! 926 00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:08,800 - [laughs] 927 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:13,266 - DANIELLE? NO. - NO, SO WHAT WAS... 928 00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:16,100 - THAT WAS ANOTHER LADY, ANOTHER NIGHT. 929 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:18,166 - YEAH, THAT'S A... - THAT WAS ANOTHER SLOPPY TUNA. 930 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,567 HE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE HE KNEW ME. 931 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,900 THERE WAS SOMETHING FAMILIAR. 932 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:22,500 IT WAS KIND OF ONE OF THOSE. LIKE, "DID WE..." 933 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,900 I'M LIKE, "I DON'T RECALL." 934 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,000 I'M NOT REALLY SURE, BUT I'M GONNA VOTE ON "NO." 935 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000 I DON'T THINK SO. 936 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,667 - SO ALL GOOD THINGS FOR YOU. 937 00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:30,734 I WANNA SHAKE HANDS. 938 00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:32,000 - I AM? - YEAH. 939 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,700 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 940 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,133 - WHAT? - BEN FRANKLIN? 941 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:38,100 - FRANKLIN? - FRANKEL. 942 00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:39,834 - BEN FRANKLIN. - BETHENNY FRANKEL, BEN FRANK... 943 00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:42,834 AND THEN IT HIT HIM. 944 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,100 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 945 00:31:45,934 --> 00:31:47,300 - THANK YOU. - REALLY? 946 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,400 - ALL RIGHT, SO MY NAME IS NOT BEN FRANKLIN, 947 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,967 BUT IT'S CLOSE. IT'S BETHENNY FRANKEL. 948 00:31:50,967 --> 00:31:52,500 - BEN. - YES. 949 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,867 - BEN. - YES. 950 00:31:53,867 --> 00:31:55,166 BETHENNY. - BETHENNY. 951 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:56,166 YES. 952 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,500 BETHENNY FRANKEL. 953 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,867 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 954 00:31:58,867 --> 00:32:03,133 YOU COULD SEE HOW SOMEONE COULD GET THE TWO MIXED UP. 955 00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,700 IT'S A VERY COMMON MISTAKE. 956 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,700 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 957 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,834 - ALL I KNOW IS I'M MARRIED WITH TWO CHILDREN, 958 00:32:10,834 --> 00:32:12,266 AND SOMEONE ELSE PAID FOR MY DRINKS. 959 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:15,266 [laughter] WHOO! 960 00:32:20,633 --> 00:32:22,266 - IT'S OUR BIG NIGHT OUT. - I'LL DO SHOTS. 961 00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:23,967 - THIS IS THE BEST DRINK I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 962 00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:25,200 - LET'S TASTE. 963 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,400 OH, THEY CUT THE STRAW. - NO, I--I CUT THE STRAW. 964 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,100 YOU NOTICED. I LOVE THAT YOU NOTICED THAT I-- 965 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,467 - WELL... WHERE'S SAL? 966 00:32:30,467 --> 00:32:32,367 - THIS IS YUMMY. DID YOU MAKE THIS? 967 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,367 - HI, SAL. - HI, HOW'S THE, UH-- 968 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,367 - IT'S ACTUALLY-- 969 00:32:34,367 --> 00:32:36,133 IT'S PHENOMENAL. - [indistinct] 970 00:32:36,133 --> 00:32:37,533 - IT'S PERFECT. 971 00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:40,266 - THESE ARE SOME CASSANDRA SHOTS, ON THE HOUSE. 972 00:32:40,266 --> 00:32:41,400 - OOH, THANK YOU. 973 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,400 - THEY'RE CHILLED HERRADURA TEQUILA 974 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,700 WITH A SLICE OF LIME. 975 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,767 - SO WE DECIDED TO DITCH THE BAR 976 00:32:46,767 --> 00:32:50,166 AND GO TO A LITTLE BIT MORE CIVILIZED OF A PLACE. 977 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,633 MY TUNA IS RETIRED. 978 00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:54,867 HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I KNOWN YOU, CONNIE? 979 00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:56,133 - 12. 980 00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:57,867 - I'VE KNOWN YOUR HUSBAND FOR 28 YEARS. 981 00:32:57,867 --> 00:33:00,633 - 28 YEARS. HE KNOWS YOU SO WELL. 982 00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:02,533 - REALLY, YOU THINK SO? - HE KN--YEAH. 983 00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:04,033 - PEOPLE WHIP IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE, 984 00:33:04,033 --> 00:33:08,200 AND YOU JUST WANT SOME PEOPLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TRUST 985 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,834 AND WHO REALLY KNOW YOU AND WHO JUST GET YOU. 986 00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:14,700 NOT THE NEW ME OR WHO THEY THINK I AM NOW, 987 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:15,734 JUST REALLY WHO I AM. 988 00:33:15,734 --> 00:33:18,266 I'M FEELING MORE COMFORTABLE, 989 00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:21,367 YOU KNOW, CONNECTING WITH PEOPLE FROM MY PAST 990 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,000 WHO I KNOW I CAN TRUST, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE, 991 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,300 JUST, LATELY... 992 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:29,000 THE N-NEW FRIENDS ARE, UH, NOT SO TRUSTWORTHY. 993 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,600 THEY HAVE AN ANGLE. - THEY HAVE AN ANGLE. 994 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,467 WHERE WERE THEY THEN? LIKE, YOU KNOW? 995 00:33:33,467 --> 00:33:35,667 - LIKE, IT FELT GOOD FOR TRACY AND AMY TO BE THERE 996 00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:38,333 'CAUSE WE WERE IN COLLEGE TOGETHER. 997 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,900 - YOU HAVE STORIES. YOU HAVE HISTORY. 998 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,100 THEY KNEW YOU... 999 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:44,934 THEY'RE NOT IN IT FOR THE WRONG REASONS. 1000 00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:47,533 - TRUST IS A VERY IMPORTANT THING TO ME, 1001 00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:50,600 AND I AM DEFINITELY VERY GUARDED. 1002 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,166 I HAVE A CLOSE-KNIT CIRCLE, 1003 00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:54,667 AND I WOULD SAY THE CIRCLE IS CLOSED. 1004 00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:57,934 MY STEPFATHER... 1005 00:33:57,934 --> 00:33:59,567 I HAVE A WARM PLACE IN MY HEART FOR HIM. 1006 00:33:59,567 --> 00:34:00,667 - RIGHT. - HE WAS GOOD TO YOU. 1007 00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:02,033 - HE WAS THE ONLY FATHER I EVER HAD 1008 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:05,133 AND HE WAS GOOD TO ME. 1009 00:34:05,133 --> 00:34:09,567 MY STEPFATHER, HE HAD A DAUGHTER FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE, 1010 00:34:09,567 --> 00:34:11,166 AND I USED TO ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT HER. 1011 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:14,100 I WAS AT NAVY BEACH LAST WEEKEND AND I RAN INTO-- 1012 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,333 THIS WOMAN COMES UP TO ME AND SHE'S LIKE, "BETHENNY." 1013 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,767 AND I--AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH," AND SHE'S LIKE, "I'M JAMIE." 1014 00:34:18,767 --> 00:34:20,600 "JAMIE?" I REMEMBER THAT I LOVED THE NAME JAMIE, 1015 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,834 THAT WAS MY--MY SISTER, 1016 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:23,667 MY FAKE SISTER IN MY HEAD, MY IMAGINARY SISTER. 1017 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:25,367 - WAIT A MINUTE, I'M GONNA CRY RIGHT NOW. 1018 00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:27,367 - I KNOW! AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 1019 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:28,700 SHE HAS MY FATHER'S FACE." 1020 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,233 SHE WAS LIKE, "I NEVER WANTED TO CONTACT YOU 1021 00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:32,700 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I WANTED ALL THIS." 1022 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,567 AND SHE'S A LITTLE BITTER BECAUSE SHE WAS LIKE-- 1023 00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:36,934 - SHE HATED HER FATHER-- HER BIRTH FATHER-- 1024 00:34:36,934 --> 00:34:37,967 'CAUSE HER BIRTH FATHER WAS, LIKE-- 1025 00:34:37,967 --> 00:34:39,433 - OF COURSE, WAS WITH HER. - RIGHT. 1026 00:34:39,433 --> 00:34:40,700 SO SHE, LIKE-- I THINK SHE HANDLED IT 1027 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:41,934 THE RIGHT WAY. 1028 00:34:41,934 --> 00:34:43,367 - MY REAL FATHER WAS NEVER AVAILABLE FOR ME, 1029 00:34:43,367 --> 00:34:45,066 HER REAL FATHER WAS NEVER AVAILABLE TOO. 1030 00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:46,533 - WHERE WAS SHE WHEN HE WAS WITH YOU? 1031 00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:48,100 LIKE, WHERE WAS SHE? - WITH HER MOTHER, 1032 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,633 AND HER MOTHER WAS CR-- I THINK HER MOTHER MIGHT HAVE 1033 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:51,200 KEPT THEM APART TOO. 1034 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,900 - SO HOW DID YOU LEAVE IT? WERE YOU LIKE, "OH, IT'S--" 1035 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:54,133 - I DIDN'T LEAVE IT. I DIDN'T GET HER NUMBER. 1036 00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:56,667 I DON'T KNOW IF I DID ANYTHING. 1037 00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:59,266 - BUT YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT EVER SINCE. 1038 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:03,266 - I THINK ABOUT JOHN A LOT. HE WAS A FATHER TO ME. 1039 00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:07,100 HE WASN'T MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER, AND HE TOOK CARE OF ME, 1040 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:09,400 AND HE'S THE PERSON I REMEMBER. 1041 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,934 AND JASON WILL OFTEN SAY TO ME, "YOU DON'T HAVE FAMILY. 1042 00:35:11,934 --> 00:35:13,400 "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 1043 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,734 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO COME FROM FAMILY." 1044 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:19,233 THE TRUTH IS, I DID HAVE A FAMILY AT A TIME. 1045 00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:21,467 I MISS MY STEPFATHER. 1046 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,633 - YOU MISS YOUR STEPFATHER? 1047 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:25,700 SO WHY DON'T YOU REACH OUT TO HIM? 1048 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,367 - I WILL. IT'S NOT THAT I MISS HIM. 1049 00:35:27,367 --> 00:35:29,367 I WANT-- HE'S THE ONLY FATHER I EVER HAD 1050 00:35:29,367 --> 00:35:31,900 AND HE DESERVES THAT TITLE. HE DESERVES THAT PIN. 1051 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,700 HE CAN, LIKE, DIE AND KNOW, LIKE, 1052 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:35,433 "YOU WERE A FATHER TO SOMEONE." 1053 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:36,700 LIKE, "YOU WERE--" - RIGHT. 1054 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,367 - H-HE MADE MY LIFE A LOT BETTER THAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN. 1055 00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:40,500 WHEN I LOOK AT BRYN, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE. 1056 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,033 I FEEL BADLY FOR MY FATHER... - NOT LOVING AND, 1057 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:43,233 LIKE, BEING INVOLVED. 1058 00:35:43,233 --> 00:35:44,867 - NOT EVEN ABOUT ME, HOW THEY DON'T GET TO-- 1059 00:35:44,867 --> 00:35:46,066 OH, NO, HER. 1060 00:35:46,066 --> 00:35:47,867 I MEAN, SHE'S JUST SUCH AN AMAZING BABY. 1061 00:35:47,867 --> 00:35:52,133 WHO WOULD NOT WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER, YOU KNOW? 1062 00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:54,066 - IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE LOVE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE 1063 00:35:54,066 --> 00:35:56,166 YOU'RE GIVING HER ALL OF THAT LOVE. 1064 00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:58,233 BUT, LIKE, SHE'S, LIKE, UNCONDITIONAL-- 1065 00:35:58,233 --> 00:35:59,633 - SHE'S VERY LOV-- SHE'S LOVED. 1066 00:35:59,633 --> 00:36:01,567 YOU SAID THAT TO ME. "OF COURSE SHE'S HAPPY, 1067 00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:02,867 'CAUSE SHE'S LOVED." AND I'M LIKE-- 1068 00:36:02,867 --> 00:36:04,467 - THINK ABOUT ALL THE LOVE SHE GETS. 1069 00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:06,533 - THAT'S SO TRUE. - AW, DON'T BE SAD. 1070 00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:07,800 - NO, IT'S FINE, IT'S TRUE. - SHE'S SO CUTE AND GOOD, 1071 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,266 AND YOU'RE A GOOD MOMMY. - NO, IT'S TRUE. 1072 00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:10,266 NO, IT'S SO TRUE. 1073 00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:15,734 I DON'T WANT HER TO BE LIKE ME. 1074 00:36:15,734 --> 00:36:17,834 I WANT HER TO BE SOFT AND SWEET AND NICE, 1075 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:21,066 AND NOT HARD AND A SURVIVOR LIKE ME. 1076 00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:25,767 [sniffles] 1077 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,000 - SHE'S HAPPY AND-- SHE'S HAPPY AND SHE'S LOVED 1078 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,233 AND SHE'S--SHE'S LUCKY. SHE'S LUCKY. 1079 00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:32,233 - SHE'S VERY LUCKY. - SHE'S HAPPY AND GOOD. 1080 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:36,233 - THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL THING. 1081 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,734 - LET'S SAY BYE. 1082 00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:02,500 COME ON, SWEETIE. 1083 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,900 - WANT TO SAY BYE-BYE? - WANT TO SAY BYE-BYE? 1084 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,900 COME ON. COME HERE. 1085 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,333 - KNOCK-KNOCK. - I'M COMING. HI. 1086 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:10,800 ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING'S IN THE CAR. 1087 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,934 I HAD THE BEST-- IT WAS RIDICULOUS. 1088 00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:13,967 - OH, HELLO. - RIDICULOUS. 1089 00:37:13,967 --> 00:37:16,900 I-I SLEPT A GOOD, SOLID SEVEN. 1090 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,500 YOU DIDN'T SLEEP SEVEN? - I THINK I'M STILL SWEATING 1091 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,734 FROM THE SLOPPY TUNA. - DID YOU SHOWER? 1092 00:37:21,734 --> 00:37:23,667 - I... - I DIDN'T SHOWER. 1093 00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:24,834 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT COMMENT 1094 00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:26,567 BECAUSE I WAS DRENCHED IN SWEAT LAST NIGHT. 1095 00:37:26,567 --> 00:37:28,133 AND NO, I DID NOT SHOWER. - NO, I DIDN'T EITHER. 1096 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:31,467 GIRLS' WEEKEND IS NOT LONG ENOUGH. 1097 00:37:31,467 --> 00:37:34,133 GIRLS' WEEKEND WILL DEFINITELY BE A TRADITION. 1098 00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:35,567 NOW I NEED A SHOWER. 1099 00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:36,800 ALL RIGHT, KENZIE. - LET'S DO IT UP. 1100 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,200 - LOVE YOU, SO MUCH. 1101 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,867 - GIRLS' WEEKEND. - LOVE YOU. 1102 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:41,967 - GIRLS' WEEKEND IS NOW OVER, KENZIE. 1103 00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:42,967 NEXT TIME, OKAY? 1104 00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:44,333 - KENZIE, THANK YOU FOR BEING 1105 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:46,967 SUCH A GOOD LITTLE GIRL AND SAVING US IN THE WATER. 1106 00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:48,467 - YES. - ALL RIGHT... 1107 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,934 I'M GOING TO THE BEACH. - BYE, HAVE FUN! 1108 00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:52,300 - SEE YA. - DRIVE CAREFULLY. 1109 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,567 - WE WILL. 1110 00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,700 - THERE'S NO POINT TO HAVING ALL THE SUCCESS 1111 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,567 IF I CAN'T TAKE THESE MOMENTS TO REALLY JUST STOP 1112 00:37:58,567 --> 00:37:59,900 AND ENJOY IT WITH FRIENDS. 1113 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:02,233 - [crying] I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! 1114 00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:04,300 - I KNOW. WHY, YOU HAD TOO MUCH FUN? 1115 00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:07,166 I KNOW, ME TOO. MOMMY WANTS TO CRY TOO. 1116 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:11,200 I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! - OH, MY GOD. 1117 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,000 - I DON'T EITHER. 1118 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,567 - MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY. 1119 00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:18,567 - I WANT TO LEAVE LATER! - I KNOW. 1120 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,200 - HI. - HI. 1121 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,967 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 1122 00:38:35,967 --> 00:38:37,934 - HOW ARE YOU? - OH, MY GOODNESS, I'M GOOD. 1123 00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:39,200 - SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? 1124 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,166 - UM... 1125 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:44,233 MY STEPFATHER, JOHN. - UH-HUH. 1126 00:38:44,233 --> 00:38:46,433 - MY STEPFATHER, JOHN, WHO-- HE WAS MY FATHER, 1127 00:38:46,433 --> 00:38:47,600 AND I DO THINK ABOUT HIM OFTEN. 1128 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,100 IT'S...YOU KNOW...I DO. 1129 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,467 - WHY? 1130 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:55,300 - I WANT HIM TO GET THE CREDIT HE DESERVED. 1131 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,834 THE FACT THAT-- WHEN I WAS 14, MY REAL FATHER 1132 00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:01,800 REACHED OUT TO ME-- THAT I EVEN WENT THERE 1133 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,900 DROVE MY STEPFATHER CRAZY, 'CAUSE HE HAD PUT IN ALL 1134 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:06,033 THE TIME, AND I--I GET THAT. IT'S LIKE A BETRAYAL. 1135 00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:08,800 AND IF--AND I WAS CONVINCED THAT I WAS BETRAYING ALSO. 1136 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,400 - I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING FOR A MINUTE. 1137 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,967 PUT AN IMAGE IN YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW-- 1138 00:39:11,967 --> 00:39:15,667 A MEMORY OF BRYN IN JASON'S ARMS. 1139 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:17,934 AND HOW IS SHE LOOKING UP AT HIM? 1140 00:39:17,934 --> 00:39:21,567 WITH WHAT? WITH WHAT KIND OF FEELINGS? 1141 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,100 - LOVE AND ADORATION. 1142 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,934 - THAT'S THE FIRST MAN SHE'S EVER LOVED. 1143 00:39:25,934 --> 00:39:27,567 - YES, I DO UNDERSTAND THAT. 1144 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:29,333 - AND UNLESS I'M OFF-BASE... - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1145 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,100 - HE HELD YOU-- - TOUGH [bleep]. 1146 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:34,066 - YEAH, SO IT WAS MY FIRST LOVE AS A--TOUGH [bleep]. 1147 00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:35,367 - DON'T INTERRUPT ME FOR A SECOND. 1148 00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:36,633 I WANT YOU TO REALLY HEAR ME... - GOT IT, GOT IT. 1149 00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:37,934 'CAUSE I THINK THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. 1150 00:39:37,934 --> 00:39:42,266 WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET TO IS THE LOVE YOU HAVE 1151 00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:45,767 FOR BOBBY FRANKEL, OKAY? 1152 00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:48,166 THAT'S BURIED BENEATH A LOT OF-- 1153 00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:52,333 OF UNDERSTANDABLE SELF-PROTECTION, A LOT OF ANGER. 1154 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,166 HE LET YOU DOWN IN LOTS OF WAYS, 1155 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,467 AND DID WORSE THAN LET YOU DOWN. 1156 00:39:55,467 --> 00:39:58,467 BUT BURIED UNDER-- UNDERNEATH ALL THAT 1157 00:39:58,467 --> 00:40:01,066 IS A PURE, GENUINE LOVE. 1158 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,233 - WHAT IS THAT GOING TO-- 1159 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,700 LIKE, LET'S JUST SAY THAT WE GET THERE. 1160 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,400 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN WE GET TO THAT POT OF GOLD 1161 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,734 AT THE END OF THAT RAINBOW? 1162 00:40:06,734 --> 00:40:08,133 - WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS YOU'RE GOING TO 1163 00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:11,633 UNDERSTAND YOURSELF IN A WAY THAT Y-- 1164 00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:15,066 THAT I DON'T THINK YOU DO YET. 1165 00:40:15,066 --> 00:40:16,233 - COMING UP... 1166 00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:17,467 - IMAGINE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU 1167 00:40:17,467 --> 00:40:19,967 IS THIS 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL WITH YOUR HISTORY. 1168 00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:21,400 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HER? 1169 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,900 - YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD THROW YOU AWAY. 1170 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,000 - HE LET YOU DOWN IN LOTS OF WAYS, 1171 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,834 AND DID WORSE THAN LET YOU DOWN. 1172 00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,100 BUT BURIED UNDER-- UNDERNEATH ALL THAT 1173 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:41,667 IS A PURE, GENUINE LOVE. 1174 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:43,066 - UNLESS YOU'RE A HYPNOTIST, 1175 00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,633 YOU CAN'T TAKE ME BACK TO BEING THREE... 1176 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:45,934 - NO. - AND LOVING MY FATHER. 1177 00:40:45,934 --> 00:40:47,700 - BUT, INTELLECTUALLY, YOU CAN BEGIN TO THINK ABOUT IT 1178 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,066 A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY. 1179 00:40:49,066 --> 00:40:51,467 WANTING TO HAVE AN ATTACHMENT TO BOBBY-- 1180 00:40:51,467 --> 00:40:55,033 TO BOBBY FRANKEL-- AS SOMEHOW MESSED UP, 1181 00:40:55,033 --> 00:40:58,066 AS SOMEHOW A BETRAYAL OF YOUR STEPFATHER-- 1182 00:40:58,066 --> 00:41:00,133 - BUT I DIDN'T WANT THE ATTACHMENT 1183 00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:02,567 BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THOSE FEELINGS. 1184 00:41:02,567 --> 00:41:04,266 I WANTED THE ATTACHMENT BECAUSE MY FATHER 1185 00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:07,000 WAS A FAMOUS HOTSHOT HORSE TRAINER IN CALIFORNIA, 1186 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 ON THE WEST COAST. THAT SOUNDED ALL REALLY COOL. 1187 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,533 I WOULD WATCH MOVIES AND BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 1188 00:41:10,533 --> 00:41:11,667 I'M GONNA GET TO MOVE TO BEVERLY HILLS." 1189 00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:12,867 - THERE'S THE POT OF GOLD RIGHT NOW. 1190 00:41:12,867 --> 00:41:14,600 THERE'S THE POT OF GOLD YOU ASKED ME ABOUT. 1191 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,400 LISTEN TO HOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF. 1192 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,100 YOU WANTED--AND WHAT AGE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 1193 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,800 WHEN DID YOU SEE HIM? WHAT AGE WERE YOU? 1194 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,934 - THE FIRST TIME AFTER WHEN I WAS A BABY? 1195 00:41:20,934 --> 00:41:22,000 - YEAH, YEAH. - 14. 1196 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,367 - 14 YEARS OLD. - 14. 1197 00:41:23,367 --> 00:41:25,367 - SO NOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 14-YEAR-OLD BETHENNY. 1198 00:41:25,367 --> 00:41:26,600 PUT HER IN YOUR MIND'S EYE. 1199 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,066 THIS 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL, BETHENNY. 1200 00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:30,867 - BUT I WANTED A LIFESTYLE, NOT A REAL PERSON. 1201 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:33,066 I WASN'T LONGING FOR THE LOVE FROM HIM. 1202 00:41:33,066 --> 00:41:35,300 I WANTED TO HAVE A F-- I WANTED TO HAVE THIS-- 1203 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,567 THIS--THIS REAL FATHER THAT C--I WANTED A LIFESTYLE. 1204 00:41:37,567 --> 00:41:38,600 - OKAY, I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE-- 1205 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,734 - I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO HUG ME. 1206 00:41:39,734 --> 00:41:41,300 - CAN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME? - OKAY. 1207 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,734 - IMAGINE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU 1208 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:45,934 IS THIS 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL WITH YOUR HISTORY, 1209 00:41:45,934 --> 00:41:49,467 AND SHE IS TALKING TO US ABOUT WANTING TO SEE HER FATHER. 1210 00:41:49,467 --> 00:41:50,967 DO YOU THINK THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE WANTS 1211 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:54,967 TO SEE HER FATHER IS BECAUSE HE'S A FAMOUS HORSE TRAINER? 1212 00:41:54,967 --> 00:41:56,133 - I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY DON'T. 1213 00:41:56,133 --> 00:41:57,467 - I KNOW THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY, 1214 00:41:57,467 --> 00:41:58,900 BUT WE'RE TALKING TO THIS 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 1215 00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,867 SHE'S A DAUGHTER OF A FRIEND OF YOURS. 1216 00:42:00,867 --> 00:42:03,333 SHE HAS ALMOST THE IDENTICAL HISTORY. 1217 00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:05,333 AND SHE'S TOLD US ABOUT GOING TO SEE HER FATHER. 1218 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,734 AND SHE SAYS TO YOU, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 1219 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,100 "I THINK I'M KIND OF MESSED UP. 1220 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,467 MAYBE I JUST WANT TO SEE HIM BECAUSE HE'S FAMOUS." 1221 00:42:10,467 --> 00:42:12,500 AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HER? 1222 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,734 - I... 1223 00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:16,900 I THINK YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT THE UNKNOWN 1224 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:19,300 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY YOUR FATHER WOULD LEAVE YOU. 1225 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,100 - YEAH, BUT I JUST WANT TO SEE HIM BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 1226 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,667 EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT HIM AND-- 1227 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:23,900 AND HE'S REALLY, REALLY FAMOUS, 1228 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,100 AND HE--AND HE HAS A LOT OF MONEY. 1229 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:28,800 - YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT RIGHT NOW. 1230 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,100 YOU--THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE TO THAT. 1231 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,633 YOU WANT TO GO SEE HIM BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KIND OF 1232 00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:36,233 MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME AND YOU WANT... 1233 00:42:36,233 --> 00:42:41,734 YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD THROW YOU AWAY. 1234 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,667 JUST BECAUSE I'M CRYING DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE. 1235 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,900 - YOU HAVE EMPATHY FOR THIS IMAGINED 14-YEAR-OLD. 1236 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:01,900 THAT'S A START. 1237 00:43:08,233 --> 00:43:11,333 - NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1238 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:12,967 LAZY LINGERIE. - LAZY LINGERIE? 1239 00:43:12,967 --> 00:43:14,633 - YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A LITTLE PEEK-A-BOO. 1240 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,867 - WITH THE PANTIES THAT MATCH. YOU JUST, "HERE," PEEK-A-BOO-- 1241 00:43:16,867 --> 00:43:18,200 - YEAH, AND THE PANTIES ARE UNDERNEATH--LAZY LINGERIE. 1242 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,100 - EXACTLY. GO IN THE BATHROOM-- 1243 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,467 GO IN THE BATHROOM, GET THE LITTLE WET WIPES. 1244 00:43:21,467 --> 00:43:22,734 WET-WIPE IT UP. BA-BA-BA. 1245 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,066 RIGHT IN BED. [laughter] 1246 00:43:26,633 --> 00:43:28,800 - I WILL NEVER LEARN MY LESSON. 1247 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,300 - IF I SPOKE LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF A GROUP, 1248 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,266 YOU WOULD BE LIKE, "UH, HONEY, I DON'T THINK 1249 00:43:33,266 --> 00:43:34,934 YOU SHOULD TALK LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE." 1250 00:43:34,934 --> 00:43:36,667 - JASON'S A GOOD BOY THAT WANTS TO BE BAD. 1251 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,934 - THAT'S--THAT--IF YOU THINK THAT, IT'S FINE WITH ME. 1252 00:43:38,934 --> 00:43:42,333 I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF I WAS BEING AT ALL CONSIDERED IN THIS. 1253 00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:45,300 - HE WANTED CONFIRMATION THAT HE'S LIVING IN THE UNIT. 1254 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:47,633 - DR. AMADOR... - YEAH? 1255 00:43:47,633 --> 00:43:50,000 - DOES THIS TRIP ON HIS SAILBOAT FOR MARRIAGES. 1256 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,767 - SO I'M BASICALLY GOING TO BE ANALYZED MY WHOLE WEEKEND? 1257 00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:57,867 I-I THINK THE ONE ISSUE WE'VE BEEN HAVING 1258 00:43:57,867 --> 00:43:59,033 IS THAT, IN OUR SECOND YEAR OF MARRIAGE-- 1259 00:43:59,033 --> 00:44:02,433 - BESIDES NOT LIKING EACH OTHER? 1260 00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:04,700 TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1261 00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,000 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.