1 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:04,533 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:07,233 HE SAYS, "IT WAS MY 40TH BIRTHDAY 3 00:00:07,233 --> 00:00:09,200 AND YOU SHOULD HAVE INCLUDED MY PARENTS." 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:13,967 AND IT TURNED INTO A RIP-ROARING, ALL-NIGHT FIGHT. 5 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:15,934 AND I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS TO ANYBODY. 6 00:00:15,934 --> 00:00:18,433 DR. AMADOR, HE DOES THIS TRIP ON HIS SAILBOAT. 7 00:00:18,433 --> 00:00:21,200 DIFFERENT COUPLES GO AND IT'S--IT'S ALMOST 8 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,433 LIKE A TEAM-BUILDING EXPERIENCE. 9 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:25,600 - SO I'M BASICALLY GOING TO BE ANALYZED 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,433 MY WHOLE WEEKEND. 11 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:30,367 - REALLY, SAYING TO ME, "YOU'RE GONNA END UP ALONE." 12 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:33,233 SAYING TO ME, "YOU'RE DAMAGED." 13 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,834 - ONE THING I'M GONNA TELL YOU THOUGH IS IF YOUR INTENTION 14 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,300 IS TO GO INTO THIS TRIP AND AIR OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY, 15 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,367 I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR TO BOTH OF US AND OUR RELATIONSHIP. 16 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:43,066 - I'M S--I'M JUST GONNA CRY ALL WEEKEND 17 00:00:43,066 --> 00:00:45,600 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I DO ANYWAY AND I DON'T HAVE TO TALK AT ALL. 18 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,367 - YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE THINKING 19 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:49,033 THAT I'M THIS PERFECT HUSBAND. 20 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:50,567 DOES THAT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH? 21 00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:51,867 - YES, IT DOES. 22 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:53,867 - IT DOES? THEN I--I--I'M DONE. 23 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:57,633 I'M NOT GOING. 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 [upbeat music] 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,367 ♪♪ ♪♪ 26 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:23,567 - JASON AND I HAVE STARTED THE ARGUMENT 27 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:26,500 ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND AGAIN. 28 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,633 AND NOW IT'S TRIGGERED BOTH OF US. 29 00:01:28,633 --> 00:01:30,967 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON A WEEKEND 30 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:32,767 TO WORK ON OUR RELATIONSHIP 31 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:35,033 AND WE CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE PARKING LOT. 32 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:37,100 [cell phone rings] 33 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,500 I JUST WANTED YOU TO APOLOGIZE. 34 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,667 I CAN--I COULDN'T MOVE FORWARD FOR THE WEEKEND 35 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:47,033 UNLESS YOU HAD APOLOGIZED, JASON. 36 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:49,567 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. 37 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:50,800 I'M GETTING ON THIS PLANE. 38 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,900 I GOTTA--WE-- YOU WANNA COME OR NOT? 39 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,633 I'M GOING ON. 40 00:02:03,734 --> 00:02:05,300 WHERE IS HE? 41 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,567 I'M JUST GETTING ON. 42 00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:08,300 YOU WANNA COME? 43 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,400 DO YOU WANNA COME? 44 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,967 - I'M NOT GONNA DISRESPECT YOU MORE. 45 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,633 - OKAY, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO MOVE FORWARD WITH THE WEEKEND 46 00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:17,667 UNLESS YOU SAID, "I'M SORRY." 47 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:24,533 I WANT MY RELATIONSHIP TO WORK, 48 00:02:24,533 --> 00:02:27,800 BUT I'M FEELING LIKE I MUST BE WRONG, I MUST BE THE BAD GUY, 49 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,133 BECAUSE THAT'S WHO I'M SET UP TO BE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 50 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:33,233 SO I'M FEELING CRAPPY ABOUT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP 51 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:35,233 WHERE I FEEL LIKE [bleep] ABOUT MYSELF. 52 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,333 - HELLO. - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THA-- 53 00:02:56,333 --> 00:03:00,033 I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. 54 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:01,600 - HEY. 55 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,200 - RA-RA. - HI. 56 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,200 HOW WAS IT? 57 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,867 - WHEN I SAW VERONICA, 58 00:03:05,867 --> 00:03:07,633 I CERTAINLY COULDN'T HIDE MY FEELINGS. 59 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:08,633 SO IT WAS, LIKE... 60 00:03:08,633 --> 00:03:10,633 - ARE YOU NERVOUS? 61 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,934 - THIS IS HELL. 62 00:03:14,934 --> 00:03:17,667 ALL I WANNA DO IS CLOSE MY EYES 63 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:20,667 AND WAKE UP AND HAVE THIS BE OVER. 64 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:24,100 AND I REALLY JUST THINK WE NEED A GOOD TRIP. 65 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:26,066 "BYE-BYE, MAMA!" 66 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:32,567 OH, MY GOSH. 67 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,700 SO NICE. I LOVE. 68 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:37,700 - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT? 69 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,100 - I LOVE BOATS. I LOVE THE WHOLE THING. 70 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,367 - ISN'T IT GORGEOUS? - YEAH. 71 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:44,834 - SO WELCOME... TO MARIA CRISTINA. 72 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:45,934 - THIS IS NICE. 73 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,200 - COME ON BOARD, WATCH YOUR STEP. 74 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,367 - HOW LONG ARE YOU STAYING IN NANTUCKET? 75 00:03:48,367 --> 00:03:51,367 - UH, I'LL BE THERE FOR A COUPLE DAYS. 76 00:03:51,367 --> 00:03:53,066 - YOU THINK IT'LL BE COLD? 77 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,967 - YEP, IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT CHILLY. 78 00:03:55,967 --> 00:03:57,800 NOW WE'RE WAITING FOR THE OTHER COUPLE, 79 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,300 WHICH SHOULD SHOW UP ANY MINUTE. - OKAY. 80 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,333 - AND WHEN THEY GET HERE, WE'LL DO A LITTLE SAFETY BRIEFING. 81 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:02,500 - IT GETS COLD AT NIGHT? 82 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,500 - YOU'LL SEE WHEN WE'RE OUT THERE. 83 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,633 WE GOT A LITTLE WIND. 84 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:05,667 WE ACTUALLY WILL GET A LITTLE BIT OF A HEEL. 85 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:06,900 - WHERE'S THE STARBOARD SIDE? 86 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,233 - WE'VE ARRIVED. - GOOD QUESTION. RIGHT SIDE. 87 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:09,266 HEY, GUYS. - RIGHT SIDE? 88 00:04:09,266 --> 00:04:10,266 - HI THERE. - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 89 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:11,834 - GOOD. - HOW'S IT GOING? 90 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,033 - HI. - HI THERE. 91 00:04:13,033 --> 00:04:14,734 - LET ME GRAB THAT FOR YOU. - OKAY. 92 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:16,367 - NICE TO MEET YOU. HERE. - LUZ. 93 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:18,133 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 94 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,233 - GET YOURSELF ON. 95 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:22,333 - JASON. - CHAD. 96 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:23,667 - YOU GUYS BEEN ON A SAILBOAT BEFORE? 97 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,500 - UH, YEAH, I HAVE. 98 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,367 I LEARNED HOW TO SAIL WHEN I WAS A KID. 99 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,000 - OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO SAIL. OH. 100 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,033 - BUT, UH, I HAVEN'T DONE IT-- I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN A WHILE. 101 00:04:31,033 --> 00:04:34,734 SO I'M SURE I'M GONNA NEED A REFRESHER. 102 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:37,500 - SO JUST REAL QUICKLY, WHAT DID EACH OF YOU, 103 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,400 UH, HEAR ABOUT WHAT THIS WAS GONNA BE ABOUT? 104 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,867 - I HEARD IT WAS GONNA BE WORK. 105 00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:41,900 - OKAY. 106 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:43,567 - AND IT WOULD BE ABOUT TEAM-BUILDING 107 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,000 AND HOW WE WORK TOGETHER. - GOOD. 108 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,266 JASON. 109 00:04:46,266 --> 00:04:47,667 - SO I'M GONNA GO SAILING WHERE I COULD 110 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:51,500 POSSIBLY GET SEASICK AND THEN BE ANALYZED BY DR. AMADOR. 111 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,000 - YOU SEE, THE SEASICK PART I WASN'T SURE ABOUT. 112 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,033 - I WILL TAKE THE SEASICK PART. 113 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,900 - CHAD, WH--WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 114 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:04,133 - LIKE HIM, I JUST WAS TOLD THAT I WAS, UH... 115 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:05,300 SIGNED UP TO GO ON A BOAT. 116 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,667 - DID YOU HAVE A CHOICE? 117 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:09,700 - UH, I'M SURE I HAD A CHOICE, BUT, YOU KNOW, 118 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,567 IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I HAD A CHOICE. 119 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:14,000 SO I REARRANGED MY SCHEDULE... 120 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,166 - I REALLY LIKE YOU. 121 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,834 - SO WE COULD WORK THIS OUT. 122 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:19,100 - OH, WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS. - ALL RIGHT. 123 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,533 THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS, REALLY, 124 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,600 IS ABOUT GETTING OFF THIS DOCK, 125 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,934 GETTING OUT TO SEA, GETTING AWAY FROM YOUR LIVES. 126 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:29,166 WE'RE GOING FROM BLOCK ISLAND TO NANTUCKET AND WE NEED TO RELY 127 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,667 ON EACH OTHER, WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER. 128 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,333 I'M DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 129 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,734 IF I ASK YOU SOMETHING, YOU CAN ALWAYS SAY NO. 130 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,400 IF I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ON THIS BOAT, 131 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,033 YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. 132 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:41,166 IT WILL BE PURELY BECAUSE OF SAFETY. 133 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:44,333 THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING. 134 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,467 JUST REAL QUICK, DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE? 135 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:48,133 - YEP. 136 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:49,867 - THIS IS BLOCK ISLAND. 137 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:52,367 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HEAD OUT TO SEA THIS WAY, 138 00:05:52,367 --> 00:05:54,633 BECAUSE OF THE SEAS ARE COMING IN FROM THE SOUTH 139 00:05:54,633 --> 00:05:56,300 ABOUT 15 KNOTS OF WIND AND THEN WE'RE GONNA HEAD UP 140 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,133 THROUGH THIS CHANNEL UP NEAR MARTHA'S VINEYARD 141 00:05:58,133 --> 00:06:00,633 AND THEN BACK DOWN TO, UH, NANTUCKET. 142 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:01,633 - GREAT. - READY TO ROLL? 143 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:02,600 - YEAH. - LET'S GO. 144 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,700 - SO, JASON? - YEAH? 145 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:04,734 - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TAKING US OUT? 146 00:06:04,734 --> 00:06:05,800 - YOU WANNA-- HERE, YOU WANNA? 147 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,033 - YEAH, LET'S DO IT. - YOU UP FOR IT? 148 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,834 - I'M UP FOR IT. - OKAY, COME OVER HERE. 149 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:09,867 TURN THAT KEY TO THE RIGHT. 150 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:11,133 WE DON'T NEED THE MOTOR FOR NOW. 151 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:13,266 WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEBODY ON THE BOWLINE. 152 00:06:13,266 --> 00:06:14,467 WH--WHERE DO YOU WANT BETHENNY? 153 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:16,433 WHERE DO YOU WANT CHAD? WHERE DO YOU WANT LUZ? 154 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:17,367 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW-- ALL I KNOW IS 155 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:18,867 YOU GOTTA UNTIE US. 156 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:20,600 BETHENNY, WOULD YOU MIND GOING ALL THE WAY UP THERE 157 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,433 AND UNTYING THAT, PLEASE? 158 00:06:22,433 --> 00:06:24,667 THIS IS WHY YOU LIKE BEING THE CAPTAIN, HUH? 159 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,867 YOU GET TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO? 160 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:27,000 - WELL, I-- I'M GONNA KEEP YOU IN CHARGE 161 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,300 AS MUCH AS I CAN. 162 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,500 - OW, SHOOT! MY HAIR JUST GOT RIPPED IN THIS THING. 163 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,633 - JESUS, IT'S VERY TIGHT. 164 00:06:34,633 --> 00:06:35,700 - ALL RIGHT. 165 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,600 THIS ROPE IS A LITTLE DAMP, I MEAN. 166 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,867 - WHO'S GONNA GET THIS ONE? - OKAY! 167 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:43,333 ALL RIGHT, JASON, HIT REVERSE JUST A LITTLE BIT. 168 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,367 - OH, I NEED SOME SLACK. 169 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:48,700 - THERE YOU GO. - CUT ME SOME SLACK, JASON. 170 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:49,834 - HOW WE DOING? - YOU GOT IT. 171 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,033 - GIVE HER SOME SLACK. 172 00:06:51,033 --> 00:06:52,700 - CUT ME SOME SLACK, JASON. 173 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,734 - IS THIS MOVING BACKWARDS? 174 00:06:54,734 --> 00:06:55,967 IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT. 175 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:57,500 - YOU'RE OKAY. YOU'RE GOING BACKWARDS. 176 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,600 - HOLD ON, I'M FEELING A LOOSENING. 177 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,600 - DON'T GO ANY HARDER. 178 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,734 - OKAY. 179 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:04,734 - LEAVE IT THERE. 180 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:07,433 JASON GAVE ME SLACK, BETHENNY. 181 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:08,500 - YEAH. 182 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,266 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE 183 00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:14,033 YOU'RE NOT MARRIED TO HIM. 184 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,033 - IT'S GONNA BE A LONG TEN HOURS. 185 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,667 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S VERY COMMON IN COUPLES. 186 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,800 WE'RE NICER TO EVERYONE BUT OUR SPOUSES. 187 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,767 - EVERYONE ELSE, RIGHT? - THERE WE GO. 188 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:29,300 SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL BE SENT TO THAT LITTLE DINGHY LATER. 189 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,834 - YOU NEED SOMEBODY AT THE BOW TO WATCH FOR BUOYS FOR YOU. 190 00:07:34,834 --> 00:07:36,967 - BETHENNY. 191 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,133 CAN YOU GO UP TO THE FRONT 192 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:41,967 AND WATCH FOR BUOYS FOR ME, PLEASE? 193 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:43,100 - I'LL WALK WITH YOU, MAKE SURE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE. 194 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:45,834 LET'S GO UP THIS SIDE. 195 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:47,567 YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMEBODY HALFWAY. 196 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:51,467 I WOULD RECOMMEND CHAD AT THE MOMENT. 197 00:07:51,467 --> 00:07:52,834 - I'M, LIKE, IN THE RIGHT SPOT. 198 00:07:52,834 --> 00:07:54,700 I FEEL LIKE I'M DOING A GOOD JOB RIGHT HERE. 199 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,133 [laughs] 200 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:58,834 - NOW I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE MOMENT RIGHT NOW. 201 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:00,266 - SO THERE ARE BUOYS UP AHEAD. 202 00:08:00,266 --> 00:08:01,800 GO TO THE LEFT A LITTLE BIT. 203 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,233 GO TO THE LEFT A LITTLE BIT. THERE ARE BUOYS UP AHEAD. 204 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,900 THEN STAY STRAIGHT. 205 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,934 - STAY STRAIGHT. 206 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,200 - SHE IS SHOWING UP THERE. - OH, YEAH. 207 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,266 - SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. 208 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:20,000 - YOU WANT A PINA COLADA OR... 209 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,700 A SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA OR WHAT? 210 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,867 - NO, DON'T PROVOKE. 211 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:25,867 YOU NEED YOUR TEAM. 212 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:27,133 YOU REALLY DO. 213 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:29,500 SO IF SHE HEARD YOU, WHAT WOULD HER REACTION HAVE BEEN? 214 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,533 - OH, JUST AGGRAVATED. 215 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:32,333 - RIGHT. 216 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,266 - SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PUSH HER BUTTONS THOUGH. 217 00:08:34,266 --> 00:08:37,700 - YEAH? 218 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,567 - THAT'S BECAUSE I LOVE HER. 219 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:41,567 - THAT'S NOT WHY YOU PUSH HER BUTTONS, I BET. 220 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:42,567 - [laughs] 221 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:43,900 - MOST PEOPLE, IN MY EXPERIENCE, 222 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,834 MYSELF INCLUDED, I PUSH OTHER PEOPLE'S BUTTONS 223 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:48,934 WHEN I FEEL A LITTLE HURT, A LITTLE FRUSTRATED. 224 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,867 - IT MUST BE COLD OUT THERE, NO? 225 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,500 - YOU CAN TELL CHAD AND BETHENNY THEY CAN COME IN. 226 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,133 - REALLY? 227 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:00,467 JUST GIVE THEM A COUPLE MORE MINUTES. 228 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:01,967 - JASON, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. 229 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:03,433 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 230 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:05,100 - CHAD, YOU CAN COME BACK. 231 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,100 - OH, MAN. THAT'S SO FUNNY. 232 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,533 - WATCH THAT GREEN BUOY. 233 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:09,367 IN BETWEEN. 234 00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:10,367 - YOU CAN COME BACK. 235 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:11,367 - COME BACK? - COME BACK. 236 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:12,533 - OKAY, JUST MAKING SURE. 237 00:09:12,533 --> 00:09:14,633 - IS IT COLD UP THERE? - YEAH. 238 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:16,467 - STAY IN THE CHANNEL BECAUSE I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING ELSE. 239 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,133 - ALL THE WAY UP THERE OR-- - YEP. 240 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:21,700 JUST KEEP WATCHING THOSE GREEN AND RED BUOYS. 241 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,467 - HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE? - TWO. 242 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:25,233 - DO YOU ALL LIVE IN MANHATTAN? 243 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:26,667 - I LIVE IN, UH, WESTCHESTER. 244 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,433 - HE LIVES IN NEW ROCHELLE. 245 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:30,000 - IT WORKS-- - OH, YOU'RE NOT MARRIED? 246 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,200 SO YOU'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND? 247 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,400 - BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. 248 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,533 - 20 YEARS. 249 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:34,734 - YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS? 250 00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:36,233 - IN AND OUT, YOU KNOW? WE'VE TAKEN BREAKS. 251 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:37,767 - I'M GONNA CHECK THE RADAR. 252 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:40,467 I WANNA MAKE SURE JASON'S NOT HITTING ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 253 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:41,900 JUST GIVE ME ONE SEC. WHOOPS! 254 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,867 SEE I EVEN--EVEN I SLIDE. 255 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:48,033 - ARE WE GOING IN CIRCLES? 256 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,867 - IT'S TAKEN US HOW LONG, 257 00:09:49,867 --> 00:09:51,667 THREE HOURS TO GET DOWN THE SIDE OF IT? 258 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:53,867 - OH, MY GOD. 259 00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:57,200 CAN YOU IMAGINE-- 260 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,600 - HE'S JUST SAILING US IN A CIRCLE 261 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,567 AND I BET IT'S A TEST. 262 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,734 - TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU KEEP-- 263 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:05,900 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING IN OUR LIVES. 264 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,467 - OH, WE JUST DO THE SAME PATTERN THAT WE JUST DID. 265 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:09,567 - WE HAVE THE SAME ARGUMENT OVER AND OVER. 266 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,133 - IF HE SAYS THAT, I'M GE-- 267 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,333 I'M JUMPING OVERBOARD. 268 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,667 - OH, MY GOD. ARE WE GOING IN CIRCLES? 269 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,967 - YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU. 270 00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:17,100 - NO, THAT'S NOT A METAPHOR. 271 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,000 - ARE WE GOING IN CIRCLES AROUND BLOCK ISLAND? 272 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,166 ARE YOU TRYING TO TEACH US LESSON? 273 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,000 - ARE YOU TRYING TO TEACH US A L-- 274 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,200 - SWEAR TO GOD ON YOUR LIFE. 275 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,233 - [laughs] 276 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,467 - OH, MY GOD. - SWEAR TO GOD. 277 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,233 - IT'S CALLED TRUST. - TRUST? 278 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:29,000 - ONE OF THE THINGS IN ANY RELATIONSHIP 279 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,266 IS A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST. 280 00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:31,700 - NO, WE DON'T NEED THAT ONE. 281 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,967 - DID I SHOW YOU A MAP OF WHERE WE'RE GOING? 282 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,033 NO, WE'RE GOING DIRECTLY TO NANTUCKET. 283 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,133 - WE DID NOT GO AROUND BLOCK ISLAND AT ALL? 284 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:37,200 - ON MY HONOR. 285 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,867 - SO JASON THINKS THAT IT'S A METAPHOR 286 00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:40,533 FOR THE FACT THAT WE KEEP GOING-- 287 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,734 WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES AROUND, LIKE, IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, 288 00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:45,233 THAT WE KEEP HAVING THE SAME ARGUMENT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 289 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,667 - I LIKE THAT. 290 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,667 - I'M HERE TO LEARN. 291 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:50,033 I'M WIDE OPEN. 292 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,400 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SO WHAT CAN YOU LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF? 293 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,767 - I'VE LEARNED THAT I'M A MORON FOR COMING ON THIS BOAT... 294 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,734 FOR A 10-HOUR TRIP. 295 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,834 - JASON, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, 296 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,000 WHAT'S THE COURSE YOU WANT FOR YOUR MARRIAGE? 297 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,400 WHAT DO YOU WANT-- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT GO? 298 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,967 WHERE DO YOU WANNA BE IN TEN YEARS? 299 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:12,700 - WHERE DO I WANNA BE IN TEN YEARS? 300 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,734 MARRIED TO HER. 301 00:11:14,734 --> 00:11:15,900 - AWW. 302 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,200 - [laughs] 303 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,033 - WHETHER SHE BELIEVES IT OR NOT. 304 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,367 - IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THAT'S THE POINT. 305 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,600 WHEN YOU FOCUS ON ONE THING, 306 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,633 WHETHER IT'S A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING, 307 00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:29,567 YOU LOSE SIGHT OF THE BIGGER PICTURE AND YOU GO OFF COURSE 308 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,133 AND YOUR MARRIAGE HITS THE ROCKS. 309 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,900 IT'S THE SAME EXACT SCENARIO. 310 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,266 YOU CAN SINK YOUR BOAT, I MEAN, LITERALLY. 311 00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:39,266 YOU'LL SINK YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 312 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:43,467 - MM-HMM, WE'RE OFF COURSE. 313 00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:49,934 - COMING UP... 314 00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:51,300 - [groans] 315 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,700 I GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS. 316 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,100 - ALL RIGHT. - I'M GONNA THROW UP. 317 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,000 - YOU NEED TO THROW UP, JASON? 318 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 - [groans] 319 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,333 - WE HAVE PICKLED GINGER. 320 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,166 I CAN MAKE JASON A-- WE CAN HAVE SOME GINGER. 321 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,166 - [groans] 322 00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:09,834 - AM I GOING SOUTHEAST? 323 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,100 - OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA START HEADING-- 324 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,133 BLOCK ISLAND BEHIND US, NOW WE'RE GONNA HEAD 325 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,066 ON A RHUMB LINE, ON A STRAIGHT LINE TOWARDS NANTUCKET. 326 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:19,266 HOLD THAT COURSE RIGHT THERE. LOOK AT YOUR COMPASS. 327 00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:20,266 - OH, SO THIS IS WHERE WE-- 328 00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:21,467 - THIS IS REALLY DANGEROUS. 329 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,233 A LOT OF SH--SERIOUSLY, THERE'S A LOT OF SHOALS, 330 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,767 AND I WAS GONNA CUT THROUGH HERE, 331 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:25,767 BUT IT'S WAY TOO SHALLOW, 332 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,533 SO THIS ADDED SOME TIME FOR US. 333 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:31,734 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MAKE DINNER... 334 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,300 - LIKE, ME-- - WITH HER HELP-- 335 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,633 WITH HER HELPING YOU, IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 336 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,900 - OH, SURE, YEAH. - GREAT. 337 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,767 - SEEMS LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WORKING AROUND HERE. 338 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,700 [laughter] 339 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,734 I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE OTHER PEOPLE DOING? 340 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,100 - THESE GUYS ARE UP NOW. 341 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,100 - WE'RE SUPPORT. 342 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,300 - OH, YOU JUST WANTED A RIDE? 343 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,367 [overlapping chatter] 344 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,033 - YOU--YOU ARE RELIEVED. - JESUS. 345 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:51,266 - YOU'RE RELIEVED. - THAT'S IT? 346 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,767 - FOR THE MOMENT, NOT FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT. 347 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:55,767 - ALL RIGHT. - FOR THIS SHIFT. 348 00:12:57,867 --> 00:12:59,700 - WHOA. 349 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,934 YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING TO EAT? 350 00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:05,300 I'M SUPPOSED TO COOK? 351 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,367 - I THINK SO. 352 00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:07,967 IT'S N--I'VE NEVER H-- 353 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:10,066 YOU'VE NEVER COOKED BEFORE. 354 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,400 - DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN STAY DOWN HERE THOUGH. 355 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,300 - WELL, IF YOU HA-- IF YOU CAN'T, I'LL COOK. 356 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,567 YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 357 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,500 - IS MY THING STILL ON HERE? 358 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,900 - IT IS. 359 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,667 - [yawns] 360 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,266 - IF YOU GET S-- THERE'S THE PANS IN THERE. 361 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,266 I HAVE AN IDEA. 362 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:31,033 WANNA MAKE A PLAN? - YEAH. 363 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:33,567 - SO MY IDEA IS, I'D RATHER GET YOU STARTED 364 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,500 SO WE DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. - [groans] 365 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,800 - ALL RIGHT, JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. 366 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,166 - HOW YOU MAKING OUT? 367 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,200 - WHAT? - I'M A LITTLE QUEASY. 368 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,367 - ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S WHAT-- 369 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,233 HE'S A LITTLE QUEASY. 370 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:44,433 BUT-- - FEEL QUEASY? 371 00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:46,433 SNAP THAT WINDOW RIGHT ABOVE YOU OPEN. 372 00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:49,667 - YEAH, YOU CAN GET A LITTLE AIR. 373 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:50,767 I MEAN, AIR IS GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 374 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,300 - YOU LETTING JASON COOK? 375 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,166 - YES, AND I'M GONNA SUPERVISE, 376 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,166 BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER. 377 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,800 THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 378 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,100 - HUH? 379 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,367 - HE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO COOK. 380 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,000 - YOU'RE NOT QUEASY AT ALL? 381 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,900 - I AM, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 382 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,333 WE'RE ON A BOAT. 383 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,100 - I'LL DO IT. COME ON. 384 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,200 - GIVE IT A SHOT. 385 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,333 - ALL RIGHT, SO I WOULD OPEN 386 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,433 THESE BROWN RICES AND PUT THEM IN, 387 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:16,734 LIKE, A SMALLER PAN. 388 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:18,533 LIKE, THE BACK PAN. 389 00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:22,200 SO I WAS THINKING, USE THIS MEXICAN SEASONING. 390 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,333 SO IT CAN BE A RICE DISH WITH CORN, BEANS-- 391 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,467 CORN AND TWO KINDS OF BEANS. 392 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,000 GOT IT? YOU LIKE IT? - YEAH. 393 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,900 - AND WE CAN MAKE A LAST-MINUTE DECISION 394 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,367 IF WE WANNA ADD SOME GREEN BEANS... 395 00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,767 - [groans] - LIKE, A VEGETABLE. 396 00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:37,367 - HOW'S IT GOING DOWN THERE? 397 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,333 - IT'S GOING GOOD. 398 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:39,667 - I GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS. 399 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,800 - ALL RIGHT. - I'M GONNA THROW UP. 400 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,767 - GO FOR IT. - OKAY. 401 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,800 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 402 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,133 - I CAN'T DO IT. 403 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,166 - OKAY. - NO WORRIES. 404 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,367 EVERYONE GETS SEASICK. 405 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,633 - OKAY. 406 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:51,667 THESE PATCHES DON'T HELP. 407 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,700 [groans] 408 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,633 - GO TO THE LEFT SIDE IF YOU CAN. 409 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:59,333 - CAN'T DO IT. 410 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:03,433 I'M GETTING SEASICK. 411 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,734 [groans] 412 00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,400 - DO YOU, UM--DO YOU NEED TO THROW UP, JASON? 413 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,400 - [groans] - DO YOU WANT SOME WATER? 414 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,567 - I'LL TAKE SOME WATER, PLEASE. 415 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:13,900 - OKAY. 416 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,800 - THANK YOU. 417 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,767 - [groans] 418 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:20,133 - UH, YOU WANT A SPOON? 419 00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,900 DOES IT HAVE TO BE LITTLE OR CAN YOU USE A BIG ONE? 420 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,000 - THAT'S FINE. 421 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,066 - I'LL SEE IF I CAN LAY DOWN HERE. 422 00:15:24,066 --> 00:15:27,667 - HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 423 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,500 - WELL, YOU KNOW WE NEED, LIKE, A SMALL-- 424 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:35,233 LIKE, THAT STUFF FOR, UM, SALSA AND SOME CHIPS. 425 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,233 - WE--I DON'T THINK WE HAVE CHIPS. 426 00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,400 - I DO, I BROUGHT CHIPS. 427 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,433 - YOU BROUGHT CHIPS, AWESOME. 428 00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,800 - YOU HAD OLIVE OIL, I DID SEE IT. 429 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,600 I'M THINKING MAYBE TOMATO SOUP. 430 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,100 I SAW THAT YOU HAD VINEGAR IN THERE, 431 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,633 SO I COULD MAKE A THREE BEAN SALAD TOO. 432 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,734 - [groans] - OH, HOW FUNNY. 433 00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:49,300 WE HAVE PICKLED GINGER. I CAN MAKE JASON A-- 434 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,600 HE CAN HAVE SOME GINGER. - YEAH. 435 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,000 - [groans] 436 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,700 - UH, SOME CHIPS AND SALSA THAT, UH-- 437 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,700 - CHIPS AND DIP? - CHIPS AND DIP. 438 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,266 - HOLY [bleep] BALLS. 439 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,133 - [groans] 440 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:13,934 - DID YOU JUST DOUBLE DIP? 441 00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:15,100 - YEAH, I DID, SORRY. 442 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,400 - JASON, YOU READY TO EAT? 443 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,900 - [groans] 444 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,500 - IT'S A LITTLE TREACHEROUS DOWN BELOW. 445 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:24,100 AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE THESE GUYS ARE COOKING. 446 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,500 - JASON'S NEVER GONNA LET ME LIVE THIS DOWN. 447 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,700 EVER. 448 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,633 [laughter] 449 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:31,600 MAYBE WE'LL WORK ON TH--THEIR RELATIONSHIP 450 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,967 AND I'LL WORK ON MINE THROUGH THEIRS. 451 00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,500 - YEAH. 452 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,867 - THAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING MORE THAN ONE COUPLE TOGETHER. 453 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:36,967 YEAH. 454 00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,100 - OH, YOU CAN LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLE. 455 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,567 - THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I FEEL THAT-- 456 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:45,166 UH, I FEEL, UM, LIKE THE CONTROL ISSUES COME OUT. 457 00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:49,667 'CAUSE HE'S HOT-HEADED. 458 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,300 HE'S HOT-HEADED. 459 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,367 AND SO-- - SO IS JASON. 460 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:54,767 BUT HE'S NOT IN A HOT-HEADED PACKAGE. 461 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,500 - I THINK I--I DO BLOW UP ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS. 462 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,100 BUT-- - REALLY BLOW UP? 463 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,333 - I BLOW UP. 464 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,767 THERE ARE CERTAIN ISSUES THAT I'LL BE LIKE, 465 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,066 "LOOK," YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 466 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,567 YOU KNOW-- - CAN I STOP YOU? 467 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,900 - YEAH. - I'M JUST CURIOUS, 468 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,233 'CAUSE, BETHENNY, I-- YOU KNOW WE WORK TOGETHER. 469 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,467 - YEAH. 470 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,033 - HOW DID HE REACT TO HER CALLING HIM HOT-HEADED? 471 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:15,900 - HE--I HEAR YOU. BUT, I-- 472 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,967 YOU KNOW, I DEFINE IT AS--AS-- 473 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,166 HERE'S HOW I DEFINE HOT-HEADED. 474 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,967 AND I, YOU KNOW-- IT WAS A CONVERSATION. 475 00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:22,300 - IT DIDN'T ESCALATE INTO AN ARGUMENT. 476 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,867 - OH, NO! THE DIFFERENCE IS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 477 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,033 IN MY RELATIONSHIP, IF I SAID HE'S HOT-HEADED, 478 00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,967 JASON WOULD HAVE SAID, "WELL, YOU'RE DAMAGED." 479 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,266 - RIGHT. 480 00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:30,200 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 481 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,767 - RIGHT. - "YOU'RE DAMAGED." 482 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:38,767 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO SEE IF HE'S, UH-- 483 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,033 - YOU WANNA--HEY, YOU WANNA BRING HIM SOME CRACKERS? 484 00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,600 THAT'S THE BEST THING FOR SEASICKNESS. 485 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,233 - YEAH. - THOSE ARE THE GOOD ONES, YEAH. 486 00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,066 - JASON, HOW ARE YOU? YOU GOT IT? 487 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,800 - I FEEL BETTER LAYING IN HERE, BUT-- 488 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,700 - YOU WANNA HAVE DR. AMADOR COME IN HERE AND DO IN-BED THERAPY? 489 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,367 - YEAH, I'D LOVE IT. - OKAY. 490 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:55,300 DOC! 491 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,033 - YOU'RE BOTH VERY SMART, YOU'RE BOTH VERY INTENSE. 492 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,300 I THINK YOU'RE TRYING. 493 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,467 DO YOU FEEL THAT OR NO? 494 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,000 - ME? 495 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,100 RECENTLY I FEEL LIKE MY SPIRIT IS BROKEN. 496 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,967 I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT MYSELF 497 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:11,600 BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT 498 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,266 AND I'M JUST FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE. 499 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,367 - CAN I TELL YOU WHAT I'M HEARING? 500 00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:18,800 YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT FOR JASON. 501 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,867 YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT. 502 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:26,033 AND YOU--YOU ESSENTIALLY LIKE YOURSELF. 503 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:28,533 AND YOU'D LIKE HIM TO LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE. 504 00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:31,166 IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE UNWILLING TO BEND, 505 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,166 BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK WHO YOU ARE. 506 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,367 - SO I-- 507 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,200 - I DON'T WANT HER TO CHANGE WHO SHE IS. 508 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,500 I MARRIED HER... FOR A LOT OF WHO SHE IS. 509 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,400 I'D JUST LIKE HER TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE, UH-- 510 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,266 I'D JUST LIKE HER TO RECOGNIZE AND BE A LITTLE BIT MORE 511 00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:51,333 ACCEPTING OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME... 512 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,166 WITHOUT LOSING WHO SHE IS. 513 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,934 - I THINK YOU GUYS CAN GET THERE. 514 00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:59,767 I THINK--I THINK I'VE SEEN YOU GET THERE FOR MOMENTS 515 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:03,633 AND I THINK YOU CAN GET THERE MORE COMPLETELY. 516 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:08,033 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING SOMEONE SAID TO ME ONCE 517 00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:11,133 THAT REALLY HAS STUCK WITH ME IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE 518 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:14,066 IS THAT PAIN IS NOT AN OPTION. 519 00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:16,300 SO WHEN YOU'RE-- ONE OF YOU SAYS SOMETHING-- 520 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,433 WHEN JASON SAYS SOMETHING REALLY PAINFUL TO YOU-- 521 00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,800 "YOU CAME FROM A SCREWED UP FAMILY," 522 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,800 FOR EXAMPLE, OKAY, AND I'VE HEARD THAT. 523 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,300 RIGHT, JASON? 524 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,533 THAT HAS SLIPPED OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SOMETIMES. 525 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,066 - IT HAS, YEAH. - OKAY. 526 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,800 THAT'S PAINFUL, RIGHT? 527 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,500 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MISERABLE. 528 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,800 YOU COULD SAY, "YOU'RE RIGHT. 529 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,200 "I DID COME FROM A FAMILY THAT'S REALLY DIFFERENT 530 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,700 "FROM YOURS AND I HAD-- 531 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,400 "DID NOT HAVE A LOT OF THINGS YOU HAD. 532 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,467 "AND SO IT'S DIFFERENT. 533 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:44,200 "BUT I DON'T AGREE THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE 534 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,633 "AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE A FAMILY, 535 00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:47,834 "BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE BRYN, 536 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,066 AND WE HAVE A FAMILY." 537 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,800 - I WISH IT COULD BE THAT EASY WHEN I SAY THAT. 538 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,600 WHEN YOU SAY TO ME, "YOU DIDN'T COME FROM FAMILY 539 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,734 AND YOU'RE DAMAGED," 540 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:59,734 BASICALLY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY 541 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:00,967 TO THAT THAT'S POSITIVE? 542 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,266 WHAT, "THANK YOU"? THAT I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW? 543 00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:04,433 SO I SHOULD JUST SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 544 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:08,900 I'M DAMAGED AND I'M FLAWED." 545 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,934 - COMING UP... 546 00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:18,867 - DR. AMADOR, WHAT IS GOING ON? 547 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:21,000 - SOMETHING'S GOING BAD. 548 00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,500 - EVERYONE'S FLAWED, EVERYONE COMES... 549 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,467 - I KNOW. - TO RELATIONSHIPS WITH BAGGAGE. 550 00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,467 DO YOU REALLY KNOW THAT? 551 00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:32,500 DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT? 552 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,900 - I GET--SO I JUST GET-- 553 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,266 I JUST SHUT OFF. 554 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:39,133 - YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS HAVE, UH-- 555 00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:42,867 THEY'RE JUST TWO OTHER PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES THAT SHOW US 556 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:46,333 REALLY UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND I THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING. 557 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:50,934 THEY KNOW YOU FOR TWO YEARS AND LOVE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 558 00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:54,333 IT'S HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND 559 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,367 WHY IT'S SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO LET THEM IN. 560 00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:04,900 - I'M--I'M GRADUALLY LETTING THEM IN MORE 561 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,967 AND I'VE ONLY KNOWN THEM FOR TWO YEARS. 562 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,100 I'M STILL LETTING YOU IN IN WAYS. 563 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,567 - I KNOW THAT. - I-- 564 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,133 - THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU, JASON? 565 00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,900 - SURE. 566 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,300 - IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? 567 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,100 - I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS WHERE, 568 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,066 YOU KNOW, WE'RE MARRIED, 569 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,433 WE HAVE A BABY, AND I'M STILL HAVE-- 570 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,467 I STILL HAVEN'T BEEN LET IN COMPLETELY. 571 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,500 - I'M GONNA MAKE ONE LAST OBSERVATION 572 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,000 AND LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE. 573 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,500 DON'T THINK ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON, 574 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,900 DON'T THINK ABOUT THIS MORNING, 575 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,500 DON'T THINK ABOUT THE LAST TWO YEARS, 576 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,900 AND DON'T THINK ABOUT TOMORROW. 577 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,233 THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW, WHERE YOU ARE 578 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:46,133 IN THIS LITTLE CONVERSATION TOGETHER. 579 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,433 - HE'S SEASICK, THE DRAMAMINE-- 580 00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:48,867 - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S TALKING TO YOU. 581 00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:50,967 - I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO FIGHT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 582 00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:52,767 - GOOD, STAY WITH THAT AND SEE 583 00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:54,467 HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE NOT SEASICK. 584 00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:56,133 THIS IS A GOOD INTERACTION. 585 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:58,433 REST, OKAY? 586 00:21:58,433 --> 00:21:59,734 - OKAY. 587 00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:01,533 - I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S YOUR SHIFT. 588 00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:04,567 - OKAY. 589 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,467 [radio static] 590 00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:36,900 - UH, SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 591 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:40,133 - DR. AMADOR, WHAT IS GOING ON? 592 00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:41,667 - SOMETHING'S GOING BAD. 593 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:44,066 THANK GOD THE BABY WASN'T ON THE BOAT, JESUS CHRIST. 594 00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:45,967 DOC! - WHAT'S GOING ON? 595 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:50,100 - WELL... PROBLEM WITH ELECTRONICS. 596 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,900 THE, UH, NAVIGATION MAP THAT I WAS USING... 597 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,333 - YEAH? 598 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,867 - HAS COMPLETELY GONE DOWN. 599 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:00,934 AND YOU CAN SEE--SORRY. 600 00:23:00,934 --> 00:23:02,400 - WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON? 601 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,667 IT'S, LIKE, REALLY ROCKY TOO. 602 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:05,200 - NO, NO, IT'S ABOUT THE SAME. - OKAY. 603 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,233 - WE'RE ON A DIFFERENT COURSE. 604 00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:07,600 - OKAY. - SO WHAT I'VE DONE IS-- 605 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,367 THERE'S SHALLOW WATER NORTH OF US. 606 00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:10,567 MARTHA'S VINEYARD'S NORTH OF US. 607 00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:11,633 NANTUCKET'S NORTH OF US. 608 00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:13,033 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS, 609 00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:14,600 BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS WE'RE SAFE. 610 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,834 WHAT I DID IMMEDIATELY IS TURN SOUTH. 611 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,467 I HAD TO VERIFY IT WITH THE COAST GUARD. 612 00:23:18,467 --> 00:23:19,900 - YEAH. - BECAUSE I DO HAVE 613 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,333 A LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE AND I WAS ABLE TO CALL THAT IN. 614 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,900 THEY'RE STANDING BY. 615 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,200 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ESCORT US IN. 616 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,266 SO THAT'S PLAN "A". 617 00:23:27,266 --> 00:23:28,633 - INTO NANTUCKET? - YEAH. 618 00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:33,800 BUT WE NEED AN ESCORT BECAUSE WE DO NOT HAVE A WORKING GPS. 619 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,333 - WOW. 620 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,533 IT NEVER ENDS WITH US. 621 00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:39,734 - NO. - ALWAYS SOMETHING. 622 00:23:39,734 --> 00:23:40,734 HMM? 623 00:23:40,734 --> 00:23:42,066 - I KNOW. 624 00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:44,033 - WELL, LET'S GO LAY DOWN. - OKAY. 625 00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:46,300 - I'LL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS I KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. 626 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,700 - OH, MAN. 627 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,300 - WE DON'T DO WELL ON BOATS, JASON. 628 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,500 LET'S JUST UNDERSTAND THAT. 629 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:56,633 OW, AND MY ANKLE, WHAT IS WRONG? 630 00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:59,967 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY ANKLE. 631 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:01,734 WE DO NOT DO WELL ON BOATS. 632 00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:04,066 WE DO NOT DO WELL ON BOATS. 633 00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:06,033 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 634 00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:11,867 - DOC, IN 30 YEARS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE? 635 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,066 - NOT ONCE. 636 00:24:13,066 --> 00:24:15,333 - ARE YOU--SO ARE YOU QUIETLY FREAKING OUT 637 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,567 BUT NOT WANTING TO FREAK OUT 638 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:18,000 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'LL FREAK US OUT? 639 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,300 - NO, UH, I WAS--I WAS QUIETLY FREAKING OUT 640 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:25,400 WHEN THE COCKPIT WAS FULL OF WATER UP TO MY THIGHS. 641 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,700 THERE WERE WAVES BREAKING AROUND ME 642 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,000 LIKE WE WERE SURFING AT A BEACH. 643 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,467 - OH, MY GOD. 644 00:24:30,467 --> 00:24:31,967 - AND I KNEW THAT WE HAD TO GET THE BOAT 645 00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:34,100 INTO DEEP WATER IMMEDIATELY. 646 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,400 - ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WE'RE SAFE. 647 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,500 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 648 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,934 - ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WE'RE SAFE, 649 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:41,667 AND ON THE OTHER BRIGHT SIDE IS IF WE DID HIT SOMETHING, 650 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,400 IT--WE HAVE LIFE RAFTS, WE HAVE A DINGHY. 651 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,767 - OH, MY GOD. 652 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:48,467 - WE WERE IN SHALLOW WATER. 653 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:49,567 - SO IT WAS REALLY BAD? 654 00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:53,800 - NEVER HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME BEFORE. 655 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,033 I KNOW MY POSITION NOW. 656 00:24:55,033 --> 00:24:56,567 - YOU [bleep] YOUR PANTS? 657 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:57,967 - I CALMLY [bleep] MY PANTS, YES. 658 00:24:57,967 --> 00:24:59,333 - [laughs] 659 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,300 - BUT I DID. 660 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,734 ABSOLUTELY. 661 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,767 - I KNOW. JESUS. 662 00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:07,500 THIS IS [bleep]. OKAY. 663 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,500 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 664 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,967 - THIS PEE-PEE SMELL. 665 00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:17,767 OH, MY GOD. 666 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,066 I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO. 667 00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:20,667 - IS THERE ANO--THERE'S ANOTHER BATHROOM. 668 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:21,633 - IS IT JUST AS BAD? 669 00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:23,000 I DON'T KNOW. 670 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,400 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 671 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,567 I DON'T WANNA GO IN HERE. 672 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:31,333 I DON'T WANT TO. 673 00:25:41,734 --> 00:25:42,934 WHAT THE [bleep]? 674 00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:45,367 - SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. 675 00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:47,633 [laughs] 676 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,700 WELL, THAT WAS A FIRST. 677 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,266 - WHAT'S MY HUSBAND DOING? OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 678 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,567 WHEN MY SHRINK WALKS IN ON ME ON A TOILET, 679 00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:04,166 IT'S TAKEN ANOTHER TURN. 680 00:26:14,567 --> 00:26:15,800 - ALL RIGHT, ROGER THAT. 681 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,467 MARIA CRISTINA STANDING BY ON ONE TWO. 682 00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:20,533 THANKS VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 683 00:26:20,533 --> 00:26:22,333 - YEAH? 684 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:23,567 - HI. 685 00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:24,567 WANTED TO GIVE YOU GUYS A QUICK UPDATE. 686 00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:26,400 - YEAH. - I SPOKE WITH THE COAST GUARD. 687 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,333 THEY ARE, UH, PUTTING OUT A SECOND CALL 688 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,100 FOR VESSELS TO HELP US GET IN... 689 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:31,900 - MM-HMM. - TO NANTUCKET. 690 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,700 I ALSO CALLED THE NANTUCKET BOAT BASIN 691 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,166 AND SPOKE WITH THE DOCK MASTER. 692 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,300 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BOATS THAT CAN COME UP AND GET US NOW 693 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,633 BUT HE THINKS THAT IN JUST TWO HOURS-- 694 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:41,667 ALL RIGHT, TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP IF YOU CAN. 695 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,834 - YEAH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. 696 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:47,166 WE'LL BE GETTING A DISCOUNT ON THERAPY FROM NOW ON? 697 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:50,166 - SURE. 698 00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:56,233 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 699 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:57,767 - GOOD NEWS. 700 00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,000 SOMEONE'S COMING. 701 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,300 I'VE TURNED THE BOAT AROUND. 702 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,834 WE'RE MOTORING NORTH TO MEET THEM. 703 00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:04,000 AND, UH, THEY'LL CALL US SHORTLY 704 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,800 TO TELL US HIS ESTIMATED TIME. 705 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,700 - SO HOW MANY HOURS FROM NOW ARE WE LOOKING? 706 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,834 - UH, I'M GUESSING, TWO, THREE HOURS. 707 00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:15,033 - WOW. - OH, MY GOD. 708 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:19,433 THIS IS 15 HOURS ON THIS BOAT. 709 00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:20,867 - WOW. 710 00:27:20,867 --> 00:27:22,467 I WANNA CRY. 711 00:27:22,467 --> 00:27:24,734 OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? 712 00:27:28,033 --> 00:27:32,000 - WE ARE HEADING NORTH BY NORTHWEST AT 3 KNOTS. 713 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,900 DO YOU COPY? OVER. 714 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,633 - ALL RIGHT, BACK TO-- WE TRY TO SLEEP AGAIN? 715 00:27:36,633 --> 00:27:38,300 IS THAT THE GOAL? - YEAH. 716 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,266 - HAVE YOU SLEPT AT ALL? BECAUSE I HAVE NOT. 717 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,367 - THAT'S GREAT NEWS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 718 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,533 - [groans] 719 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,200 [door bangs] 720 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,600 WHAT'S GOING ON? 721 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,300 - UH, WE'RE WAITING FOR A BOAT FROM NANTUCKET 722 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:52,667 TO BRING US THROUGH THE SHOALS AND THE CHANNELS. 723 00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:54,133 - IS IT COMING SOON, DO YOU KNOW? 724 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,233 IF YOU SAY TWO TO THREE HOURS 725 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,367 BEFORE WE GET TO NANTUCKET, 726 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,133 I'M GONNA HAVE TO JUMP OVERBOARD. 727 00:28:58,133 --> 00:29:00,567 YOU'VE BEEN SAYING 2 TO 3 HOURS FOR 20 HOURS NOW. 728 00:29:00,567 --> 00:29:02,533 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THERAPY WE'RE GONNA NEED NOW? 729 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,467 WELL, I WILL TELL YOU THIS, 730 00:29:06,467 --> 00:29:08,066 MY SAILING CAREER IS NOW OVER. 731 00:29:08,066 --> 00:29:11,300 I'M RETIRING. 732 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,800 MY SHIP HAS SAILED. 733 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800 WHAT THE HELL? - GOOD MORNING. 734 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,400 - YOU GUYS SLEPT LIKE BABIES, NO? 735 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,834 IF YOU TE--DID YOU SLEEP FOR HOURS? 736 00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:22,533 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK THERE'S A MOMENT 737 00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:26,000 WHERE A FEW HOURS MAY HAVE GONE BY. 738 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,900 - YOU NOTICE ANYTHING UNUSUAL? 739 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,633 - YOU LOOK A LITTLE TIRED. [laughs] 740 00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:33,800 - THERE WERE W--SERIOUS WAVES HITTING THE BOAT 741 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,367 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HE LOST THE GPS 742 00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:38,800 BECAUSE THEY BROKE THE GPS. 743 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,967 IN 30 YEARS, HE SAYS IT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO HIM ONCE-- 744 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:42,233 - NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. 745 00:29:42,233 --> 00:29:43,166 - BY THE WAY, IF I'M ON THE BOAT, 746 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,667 LO AND BEHOLD. 747 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:47,867 SO WE HAVE NO GPS AND WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR 748 00:29:47,867 --> 00:29:51,734 A TOWING SERVICE TO COME TO GUIDE US TO SHORE. 749 00:29:51,734 --> 00:29:52,900 - TO GUIDE US IN 'CAUSE WE CAN'T 750 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,967 GO IN ON OUR OWN. 751 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,967 - SO WE'RE [bleep]. 752 00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:07,367 JASON, THE BOAT DIDN'T COME TO GET US YET. 753 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:08,800 - NOT YET? 754 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,166 - NO, YOU WANNA KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GONNA BE 755 00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:12,233 TILL WE GET TO NANTUCKET? 756 00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:13,633 - IT'S 7:00. 757 00:30:13,633 --> 00:30:14,900 - I'M GONNA CRY. 758 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,166 HE SAID TWO TO THREE HOURS AGAIN. 759 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,467 - OH, MY GOD. 760 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:21,100 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 761 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:24,100 I WANNA GET OFF THIS BOAT. 762 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,066 - COMING UP... 763 00:30:25,066 --> 00:30:26,200 WE LOVE YOU. - THANK YOU. 764 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,500 - WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU! 765 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,266 - WE GOTTA THANK THAT GUY TOO. 766 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:34,900 - YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HIM WHEN WE GET ON THE DOCK. 767 00:30:43,266 --> 00:30:46,467 - I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND SPEED UP AS BEST I CAN AND FOLLOW YOU 768 00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:51,934 AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY SPEED WHEN I HAVE IT. 769 00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:54,166 THAT'S A WELCOME SIGHT. 770 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,166 - NICE. 771 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:58,133 - WHO'S GOING HOME? MAN. 772 00:30:58,133 --> 00:31:00,400 YEAH, BABY. 773 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,734 - GOOD MORNING, GUYS. 774 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:07,633 - GOOD MORNING, SIR. GOOD MORNING. 775 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,567 - TWO TO THREE HOURS. 776 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:11,367 - WHAT? 777 00:31:11,367 --> 00:31:12,767 - NO, I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. 778 00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:16,133 IT'S A HALF HOUR. IT'S A HALF HOUR. 779 00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:17,467 - WE'RE STILL HERE, HUH? 780 00:31:17,467 --> 00:31:19,467 - BLOCK ISLAND. 781 00:31:19,467 --> 00:31:20,467 - YEAH. [laughs] 782 00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:23,800 - WE'RE BACK AT BLOCK ISLAND. 783 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,433 SO I'M THINKING OF ALL THE AXIOMS, ALL THE PLATITUDES 784 00:31:26,433 --> 00:31:28,033 THAT I'VE LEARNED IN LIFE AND THE ONE THAT KEEPS COMING 785 00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:29,533 TO MY MIND RIGHT NOW? - WHAT? 786 00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:33,200 - LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS. 787 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,633 'CAUSE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 11 HOURS AGO. 788 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,266 - IS IT JUST A RANDOM GUY THAT HAS A BOAT? 789 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,734 HE CAME OUT AND GOT US? 790 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,200 - NO, THAT'S NOT A RANDOM GUY. 791 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,333 I WORKED, UH, ON THAT FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS 792 00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,967 TO GET HIM TO MEET US. 793 00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:49,500 WITH THE COAST GUARD AND-- 794 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,767 - WE GOTTA THANK THAT GUY TOO FOR ALL THE-- 795 00:31:51,767 --> 00:31:53,300 - I HAVE AND WE WILL. 796 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:54,367 - I'M GONNA--YEAH. 797 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:55,533 I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HIM 798 00:31:55,533 --> 00:31:56,767 WHEN WE GET ON THE DOCK. 799 00:31:56,767 --> 00:31:59,166 WE WERE LITERALLY LOST AT SEA FOR A LITTLE BIT, 800 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,133 WHICH IS SCARY. 801 00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:01,767 - YEAH. - YEAH, WE WERE. 802 00:32:01,767 --> 00:32:03,767 - WE LOVE YOU. 803 00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:06,333 WE LOVE YOU! - WOO! 804 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:09,333 - WE LOVE YOU! 805 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,100 - YEAH, LIFE AT SEA. 806 00:32:18,734 --> 00:32:20,700 - THAT WAS SCARY HAVING A DAUGHTER, LIKE, 807 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:23,133 FEELING LIKE YOU'RE LOST AND YOU DON'T--AND-- 808 00:32:23,133 --> 00:32:25,200 AND WE CAME NEAR DANGER. WE WERE IN 10 FEET OF WATER. 809 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,367 THAT'S NOT GOOD, JASON. - YEAH. 810 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:27,433 - I MEAN, THAT SCARED ME. - I KNOW. 811 00:32:27,433 --> 00:32:29,300 - BEAUTIFUL NANTUCKET. 812 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,400 THIS IS WHERE WE WERE BORN TO BE. 813 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,033 - ON LAND, RIGHT? 814 00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:35,166 - ON LAND IN NANTUCKET. 815 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,600 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS STRUCK BY? 816 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,600 NOBODY ARGUED. 817 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,734 - YOU WERE STRUCK BY THAT? 818 00:32:39,734 --> 00:32:41,433 - YEAH. - THAT'S TRUE. 819 00:32:41,433 --> 00:32:43,233 - MY EXPERIENCE WITH COUPLES TYPICALLY IS-- 820 00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:45,166 ESPECIALLY DOING STUFF ON A BOAT TOGETHER, 821 00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:46,567 IS THEY BREAK INTO ARGUMENTS. 822 00:32:46,567 --> 00:32:49,233 YOU GUYS REALLY CUT EACH OTHER A LOT OF SLACK. 823 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,667 I WAS IMPRESSED WITH ALL FOUR OF YOU TRUSTING ME. 824 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,000 I REALLY THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS GONNA 825 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,266 LOSE IT WITH ME LAST NIGHT. 826 00:32:54,266 --> 00:32:56,400 - WELL, I HAVE TO SEE YOU IN MANHATTAN, SO. 827 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,066 - SO YOU MAY HAVE YOUR CHANCE. 828 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,934 - I'VE BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS FOR 19 HOURS. 829 00:33:07,934 --> 00:33:09,000 - [laughs] 830 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,200 - OH, MY GOD. 831 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,233 - HE'S OUT OF HERE. 832 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,233 - WOO! 833 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,467 BETHENNY. 834 00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:14,633 - THAT'S ONE WORD FOR IT. 835 00:33:14,633 --> 00:33:15,934 - COME ON OUT HERE AND STEP ON THIS DOCK. 836 00:33:15,934 --> 00:33:17,133 - YEAH, RIGHT THROUGH HERE. 837 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:19,000 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - OH, MY GOD. 838 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,967 OH, MY GOD. [kissing noise] 839 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:28,867 THANK YOU. 840 00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:30,700 - HOW NICE. 841 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:32,633 OH, MY GOD. 842 00:33:32,633 --> 00:33:34,333 I JUST WANNA SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE. 843 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:35,867 - OH, MY GOD. 844 00:33:35,867 --> 00:33:36,934 - OH, I LOVE YOU. 845 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:38,667 - IS THE DOCK MOVING? - I LOVE YOU. 846 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:39,967 - I'M SO HAPPY. 847 00:33:39,967 --> 00:33:40,934 - NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEA LEGS. 848 00:33:40,934 --> 00:33:42,800 - WHOA. - OH, MY GOD. 849 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,200 OH, MY GOD. 850 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,900 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 851 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,300 MY BABY. 852 00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:48,800 OH, MY GOD. - HI, RA-RA. 853 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,967 - [baby mumbles] 854 00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:51,700 - YES, BABY. 855 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,000 - WE MADE IT. WE MADE IT. 856 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,967 - SAY, "ALL THE BOATS. ALL THE BOATS." 857 00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:56,200 - ALL THE BOATS. 858 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,700 - YEAH. 859 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,133 ALL THE BOATS. 860 00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:00,233 - ALL THE BOATS. 861 00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:02,934 - DR. AMADOR, THANK YOU. 862 00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:04,066 - THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 863 00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:05,300 - BYE. - BYE. 864 00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:06,600 ALL THE BOATS. 865 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,700 THANKS, DOC, I'LL SEE YOU IN THE OFFICE. 866 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:09,867 DEEP, DEEP DISCOUNTS. 867 00:34:09,867 --> 00:34:11,734 DEEP DISCOUNTS ON THERAPY. 868 00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:13,600 THERAPY FOR EVERYBODY ON THE HOUSE. 869 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,433 - 50% OFF. - FREE. 870 00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:19,133 - THERAPY FOR EVERYBODY. 871 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,233 - MAMA. 872 00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:34,266 - MAMA'S RIGHT HERE. - MAMA WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU. 873 00:34:34,266 --> 00:34:36,233 - WE MISSED YOU. - MAMA WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU. 874 00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:38,133 - MAMA. 875 00:34:38,133 --> 00:34:39,600 - MAMA WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN. 876 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,333 I'M SORRY THAT WE EVEN DID IT. 877 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,533 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GLAD YOU WEREN'T WITH US. 878 00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:44,567 - MOMMY WILL TAKE YOUR BOOK. 879 00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:45,867 - I'M GLAD YOU WEREN'T WITH US. 880 00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:47,467 I FEEL IRRESPONSIBLE. 881 00:34:47,467 --> 00:34:50,600 I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO IN AN EMERGENCY. 882 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,500 WE HADN'T MADE PLANS IF SOMETHING EVER HAPPENED TO US. 883 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,700 - THAT'S THE WAY SHE WAS CRYING 884 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:58,200 AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING. 885 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,500 - MISSING HER MAMA? - SAYING, "MAMA"? 886 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,200 YOU MISSED MAMA ALL NIGHT. 887 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,133 OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 888 00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:06,300 I JUST GOT SO SCARED, MY LITTLE BABY GIRL. 889 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,667 I GOT SCARED. 890 00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:09,266 I GOT SCARED, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 891 00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:11,033 VERONICA WAS GONNA RAISE YOU. 892 00:35:11,033 --> 00:35:12,367 WE WERE SCARED. 893 00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:13,367 - I WAS SCARED. 894 00:35:13,367 --> 00:35:15,367 - I THOUGHT ABOUT BRYN ALL NIGHT. 895 00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:18,200 I WAS JUST SAD AND I WAS APPRECIATIVE AND I JUST 896 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,133 MISSED HER AND IT JUST MADE ME THINK ABOUT 897 00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:21,166 A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIFFERENT THINGS. 898 00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:22,233 IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT MY MARRIAGE, 899 00:35:22,233 --> 00:35:25,233 ABOUT MY FAMILY, ABOUT COMING TOGETHER. 900 00:35:25,233 --> 00:35:28,000 I JUST--IT WAS JUST WAY MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR. 901 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,500 - WE GOT OF COURSE BECAUSE WE WERE 902 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,367 SUPPOSED TO BE IN DEEP WATER, LIKE-- 903 00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,166 - WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN LIKE 100 FEET OF WATER. 904 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,033 - YEAH, 100 FEET OF WATER. - AND THE BOAT WENT OFF COURSE. 905 00:35:35,033 --> 00:35:36,000 AND IT WAS IN 10 FEET OF WATER. 906 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,033 - 10 FEET OF WATER. 907 00:35:37,033 --> 00:35:39,667 THEN I GOT SEASICK. I WAS DONE. 908 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:41,066 I DIDN'T WANNA GO. 909 00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:43,467 I-I-I DIDN'T WANNA GO. 910 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,500 I DON'T REALLY LOVE BOATS. 911 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:47,300 I KNEW I WOULD GET SEASICK. 912 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,266 BUT WE FINALLY MADE IT TO NANTUCKET, 913 00:35:49,266 --> 00:35:51,133 AND LISTEN, WE LOVE EACH OTHER 914 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:53,066 AND YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH THOSE THINGS. 915 00:35:53,066 --> 00:35:54,467 - LOST AT SEA. 916 00:35:54,467 --> 00:35:57,433 FOR REAL, LIKE, NO WAY OF KNOWING WHERE WE WERE. 917 00:35:57,433 --> 00:36:00,967 - BUT AS A TRUE THERAPIST, WITH ALL THAT CHAOS, 918 00:36:00,967 --> 00:36:03,934 HE WOULD THROW IN HIS LITTLE LEARNINGS. 919 00:36:03,934 --> 00:36:05,467 - I JUST FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN BEATEN UP. 920 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,734 - BRYN, "NO BOATS." - NO BOATS. 921 00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:08,800 - NO BOATS. 922 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,066 - YEAH. - EXACTLY. 923 00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:11,100 NO BOATS. 924 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:12,200 I LOVE YOU. LOOK AT HER. 925 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,500 [baby cries] 926 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:17,400 - DID YOU GET ANYTHING OUT OF IT? 927 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,800 - YOU THINK-- - I HATE WHEN SHE CRIES. 928 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,100 - DO YOU THINK WE GOT ANYTHING OUT OF IT BESIDES FEAR? 929 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,567 HONESTLY? 930 00:36:22,567 --> 00:36:23,567 - I THINK SO. 931 00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:24,700 - WHAT? 932 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:25,800 - NO MORE BOATS. 933 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,500 - YEAH, NO MORE BOATS. 934 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,834 NO, BUT WE WERE, UH, 935 00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:31,100 PROBABLY ARGUING FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT 936 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,667 AND FOCUSING ON LITTLE PROBLEMS 937 00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,467 WHEN NOT REALLY LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE, YOU KNOW? 938 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,000 - THAT'S TRUE. 939 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,500 - YEAH. [baby crying] 940 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,033 - I'M SO GLAD WE DIDN'T TAKE HER. 941 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,066 OH, MY GOD. 942 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:43,633 - SHE WAS GOOD. 943 00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:45,100 - SHE'S SCREAMING, "MAMA." I'M HUGGING HER. 944 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,567 ARE YOU CRAZY? - GIVE HER TWO MINUTES. 945 00:36:46,567 --> 00:36:48,166 SHE JUST WENT IN. JUST GIVE HER TWO MINUTES. 946 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,734 - SHE'S SCREAMING, "MAMA." - I KNOW YOU MISSED HER. 947 00:36:49,734 --> 00:36:51,433 - SHE THREW IN A "DADA." 948 00:36:51,433 --> 00:36:54,066 - WATCH IT, SHE'LL STOP IN TWO SECONDS, WATCH. 949 00:36:54,066 --> 00:36:55,200 - MAMA LOVES YOU. 950 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,066 MAMA WILL--I'M SORRY. 951 00:36:57,066 --> 00:36:58,967 I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU TODAY, OKAY? 952 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,834 - SEE? - I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU TODAY. 953 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:02,400 I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE HER TODAY. 954 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,967 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE HER TODAY. 955 00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:05,800 - I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU TODAY. 956 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,500 OKAY? 957 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,000 SHE'S MY PERFECT GIRL-- - LOOK AT THE CROCODILE TEARS. 958 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,800 - I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU, SWEET GIRL. 959 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,600 JUST STAY WITH MAMA, OKAY? 960 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,934 - MAMA MISSED YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 961 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,333 - DID YOU MISS MOMMY AND DADDY? 962 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,734 - MAMA. 963 00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:21,734 - YEAH. - AWW. 964 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:37,166 - GOOD MORNING. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 965 00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:38,700 - HOW ARE YOU TODAY? - WE'RE GREAT. 966 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,734 - GREAT, JOINING US FOR LUNCH? 967 00:37:39,734 --> 00:37:40,734 - YES, WE ARE. - THIS WAY, PLEASE. 968 00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:43,867 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 969 00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:45,467 ENJOY YOUR BRUNCH. 970 00:37:45,467 --> 00:37:46,934 RAMON WILL BE TAKING CARE OF YOU TODAY. 971 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:47,967 - OKAY, THANK YOU. - OKAY. 972 00:37:47,967 --> 00:37:49,033 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 973 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,500 - I MEAN, I LOVE IT HERE, 974 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,467 BUT I'M SO TIRED, I KINDA CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME TOO. 975 00:37:52,467 --> 00:37:53,934 - I'VE BEEN SO TIRED AND-- 976 00:37:53,934 --> 00:37:55,000 - ME TOO, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 977 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,166 I FEEL LIKE I WAS IN COMMON-- 978 00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,367 YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE? 979 00:37:57,367 --> 00:37:58,700 IT WAS LIKE WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM MARDI GRAS. 980 00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:00,934 - I'VE NEVER GONE TO MARDI GRAS. - THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL. 981 00:38:00,934 --> 00:38:04,734 YEAH, YOU JUST FEEL LIKE YOU GOT MURDERED. 982 00:38:04,734 --> 00:38:09,433 - I'VE BEEN TO JAZZ FEST, NOT MARDI GRAS. 983 00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:11,000 - I JUST-- - WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? 984 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,734 - I JUST WANNA SLEEP. 985 00:38:12,734 --> 00:38:14,867 - HOW DO YOU THINK DR. AMADOR'S FEELING? 986 00:38:14,867 --> 00:38:16,600 - I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO FEEL SO BADLY. 987 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,867 IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT HIS FAULT. 988 00:38:17,867 --> 00:38:19,967 IT'S NOT LIKE HE TRIED TO MURDER US. 989 00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,734 IT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO HIM BEFORE, IT'S A FLUKE. 990 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,900 I FIND--I FEEL LIKE IT'S ME. 991 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,233 I REALLY DO. - I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 992 00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:28,467 - GONNA BE AN INTERESTING THERAPY SESSION NEXT TIME. 993 00:38:28,467 --> 00:38:30,533 - [laughs] - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 994 00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:32,100 - I HOPE HE'S NOT CHARGING YOU. 995 00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:34,433 - UNTIL YOU--UNTIL YOUR THERAPIST HAS WALKED IN ON YOU 996 00:38:34,433 --> 00:38:37,800 WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN, YOUR THERAPY REALLY HASN'T BEGUN. 997 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,934 JASON IS FULLY SEASICK AND INCAPACITATED. 998 00:38:41,934 --> 00:38:43,633 CHAD AND LUZ ARE ASLEEP. 999 00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:47,166 AND DR. AMADOR WALKS IN ON ME WHILE PEEING. 1000 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:48,166 I LOVE BOATING. 1001 00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:50,567 YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT FEELING? 1002 00:38:50,567 --> 00:38:53,967 WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO US, WITH BRYN? 1003 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:55,000 - NO. 1004 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,233 I WASN'T THINKING THAT WAY. 1005 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:57,867 - I KNOW. 1006 00:38:57,867 --> 00:39:01,867 - BUT WHAT I'VE LEARNED IS, UH, 1007 00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:04,000 I NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE PATIENCE WITH YOU. 1008 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,233 - MOMENT TO MOMENT OR GENERAL? 1009 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:09,533 - THE THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT FOR YOU. 1010 00:39:09,533 --> 00:39:11,633 - YOU LEARNED THAT ON THE BOAT? 1011 00:39:11,633 --> 00:39:14,433 - SOME OF THE THINGS MADE ME THINK ABOUT IT... 1012 00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:17,333 A LITTLE BIT MORE ON THE BOAT. 1013 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,633 THAT WE--WE DO GET CAUGHT UP IN, UH... 1014 00:39:20,633 --> 00:39:22,066 - THE ONE TOPIC THAT WE WANT TO CONTINUE. 1015 00:39:22,066 --> 00:39:23,333 - THE LITTLE STU-- YEAH, AND THEN WE, 1016 00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:26,967 AS DR. AMADOR SAYS, THROW EVERYTHING IN 1017 00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:28,333 WHERE IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE. 1018 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:30,567 - MAYBE THAT'S WHY I FEEL SO EXTRA DRAINED. 1019 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:32,333 IT'S NOT JUST THE BOAT. 1020 00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,000 I'M DRAINED FROM THE LAST TWO WEEKS. 1021 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,533 - BETHENNY AND I, WHEN WE ARGUE, 1022 00:39:35,533 --> 00:39:37,133 WE HAVE OUR LITTLE STICKING POINTS 1023 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:40,700 AND IT TENDS TO BE A LOT OF THE SAME THINGS, 1024 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,367 WHICH ARE SO TRIVIAL, AND I THINK MOST COUPLES 1025 00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:46,133 FIGHT OVER THE DUMBEST, STUPID THINGS. 1026 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,500 YOU KNOW, WE START SAYING SOM--SOME THINGS TO EACH OTHER 1027 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:53,166 THAT WE DON'T MEAN AND WE WISH WE COULD TAKE BACK 1028 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:55,767 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU DO DAMAGE. 1029 00:39:55,767 --> 00:40:00,300 - JASON NEVER BLAMED ME FOR INVITING HIM ON THIS TRIP. 1030 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:03,700 HE WAS VERY PATIENT AND WE'RE DEFINITELY A TEAM. 1031 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,300 I WOULD RATHER FIGHT WITH HIM FOR THE NEXT DECADE 1032 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,867 THAN GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, 1033 00:40:07,867 --> 00:40:12,633 BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY GOOD FOR US. 1034 00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:15,433 - I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 1035 00:40:15,433 --> 00:40:18,967 AND I APPRECIATE YOU. 1036 00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:22,367 YOU KNOW? 1037 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000 - COMING UP... 1038 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,233 - HAS IT TURNED INTO A FUN STORY YET 1039 00:40:26,233 --> 00:40:27,367 OR IS IT STILL A, UH-- 1040 00:40:27,367 --> 00:40:28,967 - IT HASN'T BEEN THAT FUN. 1041 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,500 - THEY HAVE A WHOLE THING OF BLACK BEANS OVER THERE 1042 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,633 IF YOU WANNA GET SOME BEANS. - OKAY. 1043 00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:41,400 I DON'T WANNA EVEN LOOK AT A BEAN. 1044 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,734 - WE HAD BEANS AND BROWN RICE FOR DINNER 1045 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,967 AND I WAS [bleep] MYSELF. 1046 00:40:45,967 --> 00:40:47,934 - I DIDN'T POOP ON THE BOAT. 1047 00:40:47,934 --> 00:40:49,567 SOMEONE ELSE DID. 1048 00:40:49,567 --> 00:40:50,834 - YEAH, I KNOW. 1049 00:40:50,834 --> 00:40:52,867 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1050 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,166 I HAD TO GO. 1051 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,200 - YEAH, BY THE WAY, WHERE DO YOU 1052 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,133 THINK THE POOP GOES ON A BOAT? 1053 00:40:57,133 --> 00:40:58,500 - I DON'T KNOW, JASON. 1054 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,166 - IT DOESN'T GO OUT TO SEA. - I THINK IT MAYBE DOES. 1055 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,433 - SO YOU'RE A LITTLE HYPOCRITICAL. 1056 00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:02,900 - BUT IT COULDN'T-- 1057 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,433 - SEE, WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE... 1058 00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:06,000 - BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WE'D BE ON THERE FOR SO MANY HOURS. 1059 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,633 - IS NOT GOOD FOR THE GANDER. 1060 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,200 - YOU'RE SMELLY. - YOU TOLD ME. 1061 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,233 - RIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T SMELL. 1062 00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:11,266 YOURS ARE DISGUSTING, SO-- 1063 00:41:11,266 --> 00:41:12,333 - IF I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD HAVE SAID, 1064 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:13,433 "POOP OFF THE SIDE OF THE BOAT." 1065 00:41:13,433 --> 00:41:14,467 - BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S GONNA SMELL. 1066 00:41:14,467 --> 00:41:15,600 IT SMELLS DISGUSTING, 1067 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,967 'CAUSE YOU EAT TOO MUCH MEAT. 1068 00:41:17,967 --> 00:41:19,600 DISGUSTING. 1069 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,600 - CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF, UH, THE PORK? 1070 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,066 - PORK? DEFINITELY. 1071 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:33,266 - NEVER EASY. 1072 00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:35,500 IT'S NEVER JUST-- IT'S NEVER BORING. 1073 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,734 YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT, RIGHT? 1074 00:41:36,734 --> 00:41:39,000 - IT'S NEVER BORING. IT NEVER WILL BE. 1075 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,734 IT NEVER HAS BEEN AND IT NEVER WILL BE. 1076 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,000 - YEAH. 1077 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,800 THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY I MARRIED YOU TOO. 1078 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,633 - I SEE DR. AMADOR. 1079 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:46,834 I TOLD HIM WE WERE GONNA BE HERE. 1080 00:41:46,834 --> 00:41:48,200 I GUESS HE'S COMING BY TO--I TEXTED HIM. 1081 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,000 - I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 1082 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,200 - I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. - NO. 1083 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,567 - HOW YOU DOING, MAN? - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1084 00:41:52,567 --> 00:41:53,600 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1085 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,967 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 1086 00:41:54,967 --> 00:41:56,734 - I'M GOOD, I'M EXHAUSTED. - DID YOU SLEEP? 1087 00:41:56,734 --> 00:41:57,700 - HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 1088 00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,233 HAS IT TURNED INTO A FUN STORY YET 1089 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:01,300 OR IS IT STILL A TRAUMATIC, "I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THAT, 1090 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,033 I'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN," STORY? 1091 00:42:03,033 --> 00:42:04,467 - IT HASN'T BEEN THAT FUN. 1092 00:42:04,467 --> 00:42:05,400 - WE'RE ON THE CREST. 1093 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,700 - BUT YOU'RE SMILING. 1094 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,266 'CAUSE YOU'RE OFF THE BOAT. - WELL, YEAH. 1095 00:42:08,266 --> 00:42:09,500 - IT WAS JUST SCARY. 1096 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,233 - I THOUGHT WE GOT ALONG PRETTY WELL, NO? 1097 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:12,333 - NO, ABSOLUTELY. 1098 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,133 - BUT, LOOK, I KNOW YOU HAD A ROUGH TIME 1099 00:42:14,133 --> 00:42:16,867 ON THE WAY TO BLOCK ISLAND AND I'M REALLY IMPRESSED 1100 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,367 WITH WHAT'S AT THE CORE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP. 1101 00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:21,967 - WELL, BUT IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT MAKES YOU REALIZE 1102 00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:24,333 WE'RE ON A BOAT, WE'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA. 1103 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,934 THERE'S NO MONEY, THERE'S NO SOMEONE'S CAREER, 1104 00:42:26,934 --> 00:42:28,400 THERE'S NOT A CAR THAT C-- 1105 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,934 NOTHING MATERIAL COULD HELP YOU. - IT'S US. 1106 00:42:30,934 --> 00:42:33,767 - AND IT WAS HER AND I THERE, 1107 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:35,266 AND I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE STUCK ON A BOAT 1108 00:42:35,266 --> 00:42:37,333 WITH ANYBODY ELSE BUT HER. 1109 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,100 SO-- - AW, THAT WAS SO SWEET. 1110 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,600 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. THAT WAS SWEET. 1111 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,100 THAT'S TRUE THOUGH. 1112 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:45,567 - ALL RIGHT. - CHEERS. 1113 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:47,900 [boat whistle] 1114 00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:49,033 - OH, A BOAT. 1115 00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:50,567 WE LOVE BOATS. 1116 00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:51,667 - ON CUE. 1117 00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:53,133 IS THAT--ARE WE READY TO GO BACK OUT? 1118 00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:54,433 - IT'S TIME TO GO. LET'S GO. 1119 00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:57,734 - IS THAT THE BOARDING CALL FOR THE NEXT BOAT RIDE? 1120 00:42:57,734 --> 00:43:00,633 NEXT ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1121 00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:02,467 - THIS IS--WHEN I ROLL OVER IN THE MORNING, 1122 00:43:02,467 --> 00:43:04,200 THIS IS WHAT I SEE. 1123 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,467 AND THAT'S WHEN I ROLL YOU ON YOUR SIDE. 1124 00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:07,967 - SINCE THE BOAT TRIP, THINGS ARE GOOD 1125 00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:09,333 AND IT'S BEEN A LITTLE MORE LIGHTHEARTED. 1126 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:10,367 LET'S GO DO IT. 1127 00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:11,734 I GOTTA GET LIMBER. HOLD ON. 1128 00:43:11,734 --> 00:43:13,400 YOU GUYS ARE FULL-ON BEST IN SHOW. 1129 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,500 - HE WAS BEST IN SHOW 1130 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,800 AND HE WAS THE FIRST AWARD OF MERIT... 1131 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,000 - I CAN'T. I'M IN A MOVIE RIGHT NOW. 1132 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,367 - AT WESTMINSTER. 1133 00:43:18,367 --> 00:43:19,433 - HOW DO YOU EVEN, LIKE, DECIDE THAT THAT'S 1134 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:22,133 THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO GROOM A DOG? 1135 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,266 - TIME TO LOOK AT LIGHTING. - OH, SORRY. 1136 00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:25,667 - WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 1137 00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:27,100 FEMALE AWARENESS, SELF-DEFENSE. 1138 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:29,500 - I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU IN THE PARK ANYMORE. 1139 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,433 ZIP UP YOUR PANTS BEFORE YOU... [laughter] 1140 00:43:31,433 --> 00:43:32,500 ATTACK SOMEONE. 1141 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,867 - I'M BEING ATTACKED. 1142 00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:36,467 - IT SAYS THAT SHE INVENTED THE SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA. 1143 00:43:36,467 --> 00:43:37,800 - WHAT? 1144 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,033 - I THINK THAT MY MOTHER HAS SOLD A STORY 1145 00:43:41,033 --> 00:43:43,166 THAT SPEAKS NEGATIVELY ABOUT ME, MY HUSBAND, 1146 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:44,433 MY MARRIAGE, MY LIFE. 1147 00:43:44,433 --> 00:43:45,867 HOW DOES SHE KNOW? SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME. 1148 00:43:45,867 --> 00:43:48,100 I HAVEN'T KNOWN HER SINCE I WAS 14 YEARS OLD. 1149 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:51,000 I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY MOTHER IN WELL OVER A DECADE. 1150 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,600 MY MOTHER HAS NO IDEA WHAT TYPE OF PERSON I AM. 1151 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,900 SHE REALLY DOESN'T. 1152 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,333 SICK. I MEAN, I HATE HER. 1153 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,467 I REALLY DO. I HATE HER. 1154 00:43:59,467 --> 00:44:01,033 I JUST HATE HER. 1155 00:44:01,033 --> 00:44:02,500 WHO WOULD DO THAT? 1156 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,333 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1157 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,133 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.