1 00:00:03,066 --> 00:00:04,467 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,467 --> 00:00:06,100 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? 3 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,600 - THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION. - WELL, IT'S TIME TO ANSWER IT. 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:09,967 - I CAN'T GIVE YOU AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW. 5 00:00:09,967 --> 00:00:11,266 - OKAY. 6 00:00:11,266 --> 00:00:14,667 - IT'S HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE WHAT'S MINE. 7 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:17,100 THIS IS MY JOB. THIS IS MY STUFF. 8 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,900 I HAVE CONTROL OVER THIS. 9 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:22,900 - WHAT I HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT JASON, 10 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,533 WHETHER IT'S IN YOUR LOVE LIFE OR YOUR WORK LIFE WITH HIM, 11 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:26,834 IS A LACK OF RESPECT. 12 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:29,300 I DIDN'T HEAR THAT HE ASKED YOU FOR ADVICE. 13 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,033 - AND THIS THE NEW TEAM, SKINNYGIRL HEADQUARTERS. 14 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:34,300 I GOTTA WORK WITH MY TEAMMATE OVER HERE. 15 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,433 - IT'S NOT THE BEST IDEA. IT WAS JUST THE ONLY IDEA. 16 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:38,500 - IT'S NOT THE BEST IDEA, I AGREE. 17 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,433 BY THE WAY, IF WE GO DOWN, 18 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:42,400 THIS IS SKINNYGIRL HEADQUARTERS RIGHT HERE. 19 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,633 - IT CERTAINLY IS. 20 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:46,700 - LET'S DO IT! WHOO! 21 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,066 - WE'RE GOING TO THE LEFT, JASON. 22 00:00:48,066 --> 00:00:51,633 - OH, [bleep]. WHOA! 23 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:54,867 - WHOO! - WHOO! 24 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:57,834 - I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE DR. AMADOR'S ADVICE 25 00:00:57,834 --> 00:01:01,967 AND REALLY LISTEN, BREATHE, TAKE IT IN, 26 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:03,467 NOT JUMP ON ANYTHING. 27 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:05,066 AND JUST--I'M GONNA LET IT HAPPEN. 28 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,000 HE CAN DECIDE WHEN HE'S READY. 29 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,033 - I LOVED IT. 30 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:09,233 - YOU LOVED IT? - YEAH. 31 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:10,667 - YOU DID GREAT. 32 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:13,633 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:20,633 ♪♪ ♪♪ 34 00:01:20,633 --> 00:01:23,633 [samba music] 35 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:29,367 ♪♪ ♪♪ 36 00:01:29,367 --> 00:01:31,433 - HI, EVERYBODY. HI, HI, HI, HI. 37 00:01:31,433 --> 00:01:33,000 - THERE'S YOUR TV FRAME. - RIGHT. 38 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,567 - THERE'S GOING TO BE A TV THERE? 39 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:36,133 - THAT'S WHERE THE TV'S GOING TO BE, SET INTO THE WALL. 40 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:37,400 IT'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE A PICTURE. 41 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,667 - 70 INCHES! - AND DOWN HERE IS CLOSED OFF. 42 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,300 - 70 INCHES? NO, IT'S NOT. 43 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,934 - 70 INCHES. - YEAH. 44 00:01:42,934 --> 00:01:44,767 - OH. - 70 INCHES OF PURE TV. 45 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:46,333 - OH, YEAH. 46 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:48,000 - IN THE CASE OF TVs, SIZE DOES MATTER. 47 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,767 - WE UNDERSTAND. IT'S 73 INCHES. 48 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:52,266 I'M SURE YOURS IS 73 INCHES, STEVE. 49 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:54,433 THE BAR IS GOING THERE, WE'VE ALL DECIDED. 50 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:55,967 - VISION OF IT RIGHT NOW IS IT'S A PIECE OF FURNITURE. 51 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:58,300 IT'S FAIRLY TALL. DOORS WILL OPEN. 52 00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,467 - YEAH, I DON'T WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE 53 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,166 A TV CABINET THAT HAPPENS TO BE A BAR. 54 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,367 - IT'S A GIANT ARMOIRE. - I DO NOT WANT THAT. 55 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:04,900 NO ONE IS ON THE SAME PAGE, IT IS TRUE. 56 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,467 - IT IS VERY FRUSTRATING. 57 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:10,166 - BOOZE BOUGHT THIS APARTMENT. 58 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:12,533 WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE... 59 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,834 A BOOZE CHURCH TO PRAY TO THE BOOZE GODS 60 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,633 AND THANK THEM FOR THIS APARTMENT? 61 00:02:16,633 --> 00:02:18,066 I MEAN, HONESTLY. 62 00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:21,100 THE SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA SHOULD BE THANKED PROPERLY. 63 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,066 THINK WE'RE DOING TEQUILA. - TEQUILA? 64 00:02:23,066 --> 00:02:25,400 - IT'S NOT YOU. IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOU. 65 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,700 - IT'S IN OUR TOP 15 BRANDS. - REALLY? 66 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:29,834 - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. - YAY! 67 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:31,033 THANK YOU SO MUCH. - OUR PLEASURE. 68 00:02:31,033 --> 00:02:33,467 - SO HOW INAPPROPRIATE IS THIS? 69 00:02:33,467 --> 00:02:36,000 LIKE, SELLING BOOZE 70 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,500 SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT. BRING IT ON! 71 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,367 - WE PREDICTED TO SOME DEGREE A LOT OF GROWTH, 72 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:41,467 BUT NOT, LIKE, NOT THIS GR-- 73 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:43,033 I MEAN, THIS GROWTH IS UNPRECEDENTED. 74 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:44,667 IT SKYROCKETED. 75 00:02:44,667 --> 00:02:46,100 - CRAZY TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? 76 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,734 AN IDEA. THAT'S AN IDEA IN A BOX. 77 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:48,900 - THAT'S AN IDEA. 78 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,300 - YOU'RE GOING TO BE A VERY RICH WOMAN. 79 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,200 THEY'RE BASICALLY GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT. 80 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,567 - THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING 81 00:02:54,567 --> 00:02:55,700 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. 82 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,266 - AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 83 00:02:57,266 --> 00:03:00,300 - BARELY BELIEVE IT, YOU KNOW, CAN YOU? 84 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,400 [sniffles] 85 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,266 SO HERE'S WHAT I'M PICTURING. 86 00:03:05,266 --> 00:03:07,900 THE BACK OF THIS IS, LIKE, A COOL-LOOKING MIRROR. 87 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,433 LIKE, MAYBE IT EVEN HAS A PATTERN ON IT OR SOMETHING, 88 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:10,900 BUT THAT'S, LIKE, A MIRROR. 89 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,567 THIS IS REALLY--IT'S, LIKE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE TWO. 90 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,066 I JUST WANT TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE HAPPY, TO ENJOY, 91 00:03:15,066 --> 00:03:17,033 JUST TO RELAX, BE IN THAT APARTMENT 92 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:18,734 AND JUST FEEL LIKE I DESERVED IT. 93 00:03:18,734 --> 00:03:21,633 I FEEL LIKE I HAVE WORKED 94 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:24,834 MY BALLS OFF SO HARD AND CONTINUE TO DO SO. 95 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:27,300 WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE? NO. 96 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,734 HAVE YOU TRIED ANYTHING? 97 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:30,633 WOULD YOU LIKE TO? NO. GREAT. 98 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:33,667 FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE, A CEO. 99 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:34,700 THE TURNOUT-- 100 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,800 IT WAS TEPID AT BEST. 101 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,033 BUT IT'S STILL COSTCO. 102 00:03:39,033 --> 00:03:40,400 AND THEY STILL HAVE DRIED BLUEBERRIES, 103 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,367 SO IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS. 104 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:45,100 YEAH, FINE, I'M SHOWING UP, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SEEING? 105 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,600 NO, AS FAR AS FLOWERS, NO, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 106 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,000 AS FAR AS LINENS, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 107 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,166 AS FAR AS CHAIRS, I NEED TO SEE THEM. 108 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:51,166 - THAT'S FINE. 109 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:54,967 - WOW. 110 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:56,967 - ALL RIGHT, SO LOOK AT THESE. 111 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:58,533 - WHAT ARE THEY? 112 00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:01,700 - THESE ARE PART OF THE SHAPEWEAR LINE. 113 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,800 - YOU LOOK A LITTLE JUICIER. 114 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,233 WHAT--WHAT-- IS THIS THE SKATING THING? 115 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:05,433 - I DO? - YEAH. 116 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:08,734 - ASK ETHAN. IT'S A SKATER'S BUTT. 117 00:04:08,734 --> 00:04:10,867 [cheers and applause] 118 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:13,900 [pop music] 119 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,867 ♪♪ ♪♪ 120 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:18,467 - YEAH, THERE WE GO. - YEAH. UH-OH. 121 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,133 - PAGE 179, CHAPTER 9, DON'T WEAR YOUR STORY. 122 00:04:21,133 --> 00:04:24,633 I UNDERSTAND THAT EVERY BRIDE HAS A LOT GOING ON. 123 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:27,100 BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT THIS IS NORMAL. 124 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,066 THIS FEELS A LITTLE BIT EXCESSIVE. 125 00:04:30,066 --> 00:04:32,433 THE OFFICE IS A CLOWN CAR. 126 00:04:32,433 --> 00:04:34,233 - DO YOU GUYS NEED ME IN THERE? 127 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,100 - NO, I THINK WE'RE GOOD. 128 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:39,400 I'M RUNNING AN EMPIRE, AND WE DON'T HAVE A SEAT FOR EVERY ASS. 129 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,333 - WE CAN MOVE THIS, SO YOU SIT ON THERE, RIGHT? 130 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:44,834 SHE HAS TO BE OUT OF HERE BY 11:30. 131 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:47,200 - [gasps] THAT IS SO AWESOME! 132 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,600 - WHOA! 133 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,266 - I'VE SPOKEN TO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, 134 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:52,867 BUT I'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO THOUSANDS. 135 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:54,700 AND EVERY SEAT IS FILLED? 136 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:57,066 - YEAH, WE'RE SOLD OUT TONIGHT. - OH, MY GOD! 137 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:58,867 - BASICALLY, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO. 138 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:00,734 IF YOU DECIDE TO DO IT, YOU DO IT WELL. 139 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,834 [cheers and applause] 140 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,066 THANK YOU. 141 00:05:03,066 --> 00:05:04,867 SO WHATEVER. - SEE, BUT, BETHENNY, 142 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:07,333 IF YOU OPEN THESE DOORS, THE DOOR'S GONNA OPEN INTO HERE. 143 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:09,333 - NO, NO, NO, THIS IS EXPOSED. THIS IS OPEN. 144 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,800 - DO YOU LIKE THIS IDEA BETTER? - I DO, THIS IS VERY HELPFUL. 145 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,767 - A PIECE OF FURNITURE. IT IS REMOVABLE. 146 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:15,333 - AND JASON--YOU COULD WALK UP HERE, AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 147 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:17,633 IF WE'RE HAVING A PARTY, YOU COULD HAVE SOME NUTS UP HERE, 148 00:05:17,633 --> 00:05:18,967 AND SOMEONE COULD STAND UP HERE AND HAVE DRINKS. 149 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:21,333 IT WOULD LEAN UP TO IT. - SOME NUTS. 150 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,667 - WARM NUTS. - ALL RIGHT. 151 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:25,200 - OKAY, DONE. DONE. - WE NEED TO MOVE ON. 152 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,100 - "WARM NUTS" IS SO 2009. 153 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,266 I MEAN, REALLY, WE'VE BEEN THERE. 154 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:31,600 THANK YOU. - SEE YOU GUYS. 155 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,834 - SORRY ABOUT THE--COMMENTS. - OH, NO, IT'S FINE. 156 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,567 - WE STILL HAVE TO GO OUT FOR COCKTAILS. 157 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:38,834 [overlapping chatter] YOU LIKE THAT IDEA? 158 00:05:38,834 --> 00:05:40,767 - GOT IT. YEAH. - YOU LIKE THIS IDEA? OKAY. 159 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:42,734 - I'M GOOD. BYE, GUYS. - BYE. 160 00:05:42,734 --> 00:05:46,767 - I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD DECISION IN THE END. 161 00:05:55,066 --> 00:06:00,433 ♪♪ BUENOS DIAS, BUENOS DIAS ♪♪ 162 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:04,500 ♪♪ COMO ESTAS? COMO ESTAS? ♪♪ 163 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,667 WE ARE GOING TO SPANISH CLASS TODAY. 164 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,767 YOU EXCITED FOR LA ESCUELA? YAY! 165 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:12,000 JASON AND I HAVE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT BRYN LEARNING SPANISH. 166 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,266 THAT'S JUST AN ADDED BONUS. JUST TO BE A PERSON 167 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:15,900 THAT KNOWS HOW TO SPEAK TWO LANGUAGES IS GREAT. 168 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,867 YOU WANT TO GIVE HER EVERYTHING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE. 169 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:20,333 ARRIBA! - ARRIBA! 170 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,867 - YAY! 171 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:24,000 OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO WALK. 172 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,800 HOLA. OKAY. 173 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,233 - ES LA OTRA AMIGA. ES BRYN. MIRA. 174 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:30,467 HOLA, BRYN. 175 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,266 - HOLA. - HOLA. 176 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:33,900 HOLA, PRECIOSAS. 177 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:35,367 VAMOS A EMPEZAR LA CLASE. 178 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:37,133 EVERYBODY GO LIKE THIS. GO, "FRIO." 179 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:38,166 - BRYN, GO LIKE THIS. 180 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,166 - FRIO. - FRIO, MUY BIEN, BRYN. 181 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,233 - YES! - FRIO. 182 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:44,233 SAY, "NO TENGO FRIO." 183 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:46,700 - NO...FRIO. 184 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,000 - MUY BIEN, BRYN. 185 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,600 CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE? MUY BIEN. 186 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,734 - OOH, WHO'S THIS GUY? LOOK AT THIS GUY. 187 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:54,500 WHOA, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? HE'S HOT, RIGHT? 188 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:58,734 - I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S A GENIUS OR IF SHE'S COMPLETELY BEHIND. 189 00:06:58,734 --> 00:07:03,100 I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE'S PERFECT. VERY UNLIKE ME. 190 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:06,734 SIGNATURE BRYN. SHE HAS HER OWN SPECIFIC PERSONALITY. 191 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:08,367 AND I'M REALLY PROUD OF HER, AND I'M PROUD OF MYSELF. 192 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:10,834 I AM. - FRIO, FRIO, FRIO. 193 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:12,467 - FRIO, FRIO. - FRIO, FRIO, FRIO. 194 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:13,467 - AW. 195 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,600 - UNO, DOS, TRES. A-- 196 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,600 - RIBA. - CAN YOU SAY, "ARRIBA"? 197 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,600 - ARRIBA. 198 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,233 - ARRIBA! WHOA! UH-OH. 199 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:24,867 - MY PRIORITIES HAVE SHIFTED. 200 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:28,066 I DON'T WANT THE TIME TO GO BY AND LATER TO SAY, 201 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:31,400 "OH, I WAS FOCUSING ON SOME STUPID BUSINESS DEAL 202 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,066 RATHER THAN READING MY DAUGHTER A BEDTIME STORY." 203 00:07:35,066 --> 00:07:36,567 - WHOA. HOW YOU DOING? 204 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:39,233 - [laughs] HOW YOU DOING? - I MEAN, REALLY. 205 00:07:39,233 --> 00:07:40,867 - YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? - UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY. 206 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:42,967 - YEAH. I'M AWAKE. 207 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:46,367 AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY SUPPORT TEAM AROUND ME. 208 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:48,100 THAT'S JULIE. 209 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,934 THERE'S JASON. 210 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:51,800 I'M SORRY, WHO'S HAVING THE BABY? 211 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:56,066 WE HAVE A BABY GIRL, AND HER NAME IS BRYN HOPPY. 212 00:07:56,066 --> 00:07:58,400 - OH, WOW! - OH, MY GOD! 213 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,100 OH, MY GOD! AWW. 214 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,900 - AND THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE NORMAL. 215 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,500 A LITTLE. - YOU'RE SO SWEET WITH HER. 216 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:06,734 YOU'RE LIKE A COMPLETELY-- 217 00:08:06,734 --> 00:08:08,834 NOT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON, BUT-- 218 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,066 - REALLY? WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO DO, 219 00:08:10,066 --> 00:08:11,533 START CURSING HER OUT? 220 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,533 - NO, BUT I MEAN, YOU'RE SO NURTURING, WHERE I DIDN'T-- 221 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:16,333 - [laughs] 222 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:20,233 - I WAS A LITTLE-- A LITTLE WORRIED. 223 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,166 YOU READY, MAMA? - READY AS EVER. 224 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,734 - OKAY. 225 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:25,033 YOU LOVE HER? 226 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:27,300 - SO MUCH. 227 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:31,633 I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE. 228 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:33,000 - PRESS, PRESS. 229 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,800 - I DON'T LIKE IT. - I THINK WE GOT IT. 230 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,934 HOLD ON, LET'S SEE. - HOW WILL WE KNOW? 231 00:08:35,934 --> 00:08:37,567 - LET'S SEE, BRYN. GO AHEAD, MOM. 232 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:40,033 YAY! 233 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:41,667 BRYN, THAT'S YOUR FOOTIE. 234 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,200 - THAT SHE MAY BE BAPTIZED WITH WATER. 235 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,133 - SHOULDN'T WE BE DOING IT IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH? 236 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,400 - AND WHAT NAME, BRITTANY AND JASON, 237 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,734 HAVE YOU GIVEN TO YOUR BABY? 238 00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:51,367 - I'M BETHENNY. IT'S OKAY. 239 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:54,934 WE'RE JUST--WE'RE THE WORST PARENTS IN THE WORLD. 240 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,767 - OH, MY GOD, WE FORGOT A CRIB. 241 00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:59,233 THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. - LET ME SEE. 242 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:00,900 - LOOK AT THIS. - WHERE YOU GOING? 243 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,100 TO THE MOUNTAIN. 244 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,633 - SHE LOOKS LIKE CINDY LOU FROM THE GR-- 245 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:05,266 LIKE, THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS. 246 00:09:05,266 --> 00:09:06,934 - THIS THING IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. 247 00:09:06,934 --> 00:09:08,433 - IT'S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORD. 248 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:10,033 - CAN WE JUST PUT YOU ON TOP OF THE TREE? 249 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:14,066 - AAH! 250 00:09:14,066 --> 00:09:17,600 IS THERE ANYONE MORE IN LOVE WITH THEIR CHILD? 251 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,166 YOU KNOW IT TOO. 252 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,133 YOU KNOW EVERYONE LOVES YOU SO MUCH. 253 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:24,600 - DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE, MOMMY? 254 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,133 - KIND OF MAKES ME REALLY WANT TO ENJOY THIS ONE 255 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,433 AND BE IN THE MOMENT WITH THIS ONE. 256 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,600 - OKAY, THAT'S FAIR. 257 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,433 - [yells indistinctly] 258 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:35,800 WE GET TO PUT THIS IN THE MEMORY BOOK. 259 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,233 - VAMOS A-- WHOA! - YAY, BRYN! 260 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:40,633 - UNA RANA, BRYN. 261 00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:42,934 WHAT ABOUT THIS? WHO'S THIS GUY? 262 00:09:42,934 --> 00:09:44,934 UH-OH. - CAREFUL. 263 00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:46,433 SHE'S JUST IN IT TO WIN IT. 264 00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:49,533 I LOVE THAT SHE'S JUST SO CUTE AND THAT SHE'S SO FUN 265 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:51,400 AND SPUNKY, AND SHE'S ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD. 266 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,900 SHE'S DEFINITELY A MOMMY'S GIRL. 267 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,033 PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO BE AROUND 268 00:09:54,033 --> 00:09:56,066 THE GIRL THAT'S HAVING A GOOD TIME, 269 00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:58,000 AND BRYN IS ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD TIME. 270 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,700 - ADIOS. - ADIOS, BRYN. 271 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,667 - SAY, "ADIOS, AMIGAS." 272 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,400 EVERYBODY DID SO GREAT. - GOOD JOB. 273 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,367 - YOU GIRLS ARE THE BEST. - MUY BIEN, NINAS. 274 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:08,333 - AND ALL BLONDIES. - MUY BIEN, TODA LA ESCUELA. 275 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,867 - BUT YOU ARE THE BEST. - OH, NO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 276 00:10:09,867 --> 00:10:11,200 - YOU ARE SO SWEET. I THINK IT'S SO GREAT. 277 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,767 - COME BACK. YOU WANT TO COME BACK, BRYN? 278 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,233 - YEAH! - ADIOS. 279 00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:15,500 - OKAY, FRIO OUTSIDE. 280 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:20,266 DID WE HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER AT LA ESCUELA? 281 00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:21,500 I DID. 282 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,400 ADIOS. - ADIOS. 283 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:27,667 - ADIOS, AMIGAS TO ALL OUR NEW FRIENDS. 284 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,900 OKAY, BRYN, READY TO GO HOME? 285 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,500 COMING UP... - I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THAT. 286 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,967 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EITHER, HAVING A DAUGHTER, I'M SURE. 287 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,300 - YOU KNOW, IT'S EASY TO SAY 288 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,934 'CAUSE YOU'RE JOHNNY-COME-LATELY. 289 00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:47,967 [upbeat music] 290 00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:51,567 ♪♪ ♪♪ 291 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,633 - HI. - HEY. 292 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,867 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW YOU DOING? 293 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:57,633 - GOOD. HI, DANNY, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD SEEING YOU. 294 00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:59,533 - I HAVE A CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT I KNOW 295 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,300 GROWING UP ON THE RACETRACK. 296 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,433 I'VE KNOWN LOUIE FOR ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS. 297 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:04,967 HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH MY FATHER. 298 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:06,433 LOUIE'S A CARICATURE. 299 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,834 HE'S THE GUY YOU GET TOGETHER WITH AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 300 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,767 YOU GO FOR A BIG, ITALIAN MEAL. 301 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,633 ORDER THE WHOLE LEFT SIDE OF THE MENU. 302 00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:15,233 THIS LOOKS REALLY NICE, HUH? - THANK YOU. 303 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,667 - "DO YOU WANT THE LOBSTER, OR YOU WANT THE STEAK?" 304 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:18,433 "GET 'EM BOTH. I HAD A GOOD DAY AT THE TRACK." 305 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,200 LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE, LOUIE. 306 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,867 - TO ME THERE WAS NOBODY LIKE YOUR FATHER, NOBODY. 307 00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:26,100 AND I WISH YOU WOULD'VE HAD A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. 308 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:29,166 THERE WAS NOBODY LIKE HIM. - BUT TO YOU HE'S MY FATHER. 309 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,767 TO ME JOHN'S MY FATHER. 310 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:33,700 IT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO HEAR, UNDERSTAND, AND ACCEPT, 311 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,900 BUT IT'S THE-- IT IS WHAT IT IS. 312 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,467 I NEVER LIVED A DAY WITH MY--BOBBY FRANKEL. 313 00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:37,900 NOT A DAY. 314 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:42,033 REALLY FOR MY WHOLE LIFE, I CALLED MY STEPFATHER "DAD," 315 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:45,066 AND I REFERRED TO MY REAL FATHER AS "BOBBY" 316 00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:46,400 'CAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. 317 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,266 THE ONLY FATHER I'VE EVER KNOWN WAS JOHN. 318 00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:51,533 I SAW--DO YOU-- YOU DON'T KNOW JOHN? 319 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,767 - I DO. - YOU MET HIM BEFORE? 320 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:54,900 - NO, I'VE NEVER MET HIM. 321 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,300 - I SAW JOHN FOR DINNER. 322 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,500 - HOW'D THAT GO? 323 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,700 - THE LAST TIME I REALLY SAW HIM, LIKE, SP-- 324 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,100 HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM 325 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,166 WAS I THINK WHEN I WAS 18. 326 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,500 WHAT HAPPENED WAS, 327 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,934 HE GOT C--HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING IN THE PRESS. 328 00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:10,233 AND YOU KNOW HOW MY MOTHER'S DONE A MILLION THINGS? 329 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,834 HE'S NEVER SAID ANYTHING NEGATIVE. 330 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:14,600 AND WHEN WE DID THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY, 331 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,000 THEY CALLED HIM, AND HE WAS LIKE, 332 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,567 "TELL HER I WISH HER THE BEST. I JUST CAN'T DO IT." 333 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:20,900 SO I CALLED HIM. I LEFT A MESSAGE. 334 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,467 HE CALLED ME RIGHT BACK, AND HE WAS, LIKE, VERY SENTIMENTAL. 335 00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:25,767 - HE CALLED ME, I KNOW. I SPOKE WITH HIM, YEAH. 336 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,266 - HE WAS, LIKE, NERVOUS. YEAH. 337 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:28,734 - HE WAS NERVOUS. HE ALWAYS TALKS GOOD ABOUT YOU. 338 00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:29,834 - HE WAS LIKE, "I'M VERY SENTIMENTAL, 339 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,233 "AND I'M THINKING OF ALL THE MEMORIES 340 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,567 "AND HOW I RAISED YOU FROM THE TIME THAT YOU WERE 2 TO 18. 341 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:35,800 "AND I THINK, YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU ARE TODAY, YOU KNOW, 342 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,600 I THINK I CONTRIBUTED IN SOME WAY." 343 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,567 BUT I WAS LIKE, "LOOK, THERE WERE SOME [bleep] UP TIMES, 344 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,433 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, EVERYBODY HAS A PAST." 345 00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:43,600 AND HE DID THE BEST HE COULD. - RIGHT. 346 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,233 - HE WAS SCREWED UP. HE WAS TELLING JASON, 347 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:47,367 HE WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, "I WAS A HUSTLER," AND ALL THAT. 348 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,900 AND THAT WAS ALL TRUE, AND HE KNOWS HE DID THINGS 349 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,834 THAT WEREN'T GREAT WITH MY MOTHER, ET CETERA. 350 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:53,200 AND, YOU KNOW-- 351 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,600 - BUT HE STILL TRIED TO RAISE YOU AS YOU WERE HIS 352 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,066 AND DO THE BEST HE COULD DO. 353 00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:58,667 - ONE MILLION PERCENT. - THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 354 00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,867 - YOU GOT A LOTTA GOOD MEMORIES WITH HIM. 355 00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:00,967 - AND I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT. 356 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,433 IT'S ALL, YOU KNOW, 357 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,333 IT'S CRAZY, AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT-- 358 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,667 - HOW'D IT ALL WORK? GOOD? IT WENT NICE? 359 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:06,834 - IT WAS REALLY NICE. - IT WAS BEAUTIFUL? GOOD. 360 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,033 THEN THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 361 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,500 - IT'S GOOD FOR HIM FOR ME TO VALIDATE, 362 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,467 BE LIKE, "YES, YOU WERE THE ONLY--" 363 00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,667 SORRY, YOU DON'T LIKE TO HEAR THIS, BUT THIS IS THE FACT. 364 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,066 I WAS LIKE, "YOU WERE THE ONLY FATHER 365 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,367 "THAT I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. 366 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:19,200 "AND YOU-- THAT'S ACKNOWLEDGED. 367 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,533 "LIKE, DON'T THINK THAT I'M DELUSIONAL AND I DON'T THINK 368 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,066 "THAT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED, HAPPENED. 369 00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:24,400 "LIKE, UP THE THE POINT THAT I WAS 18, 370 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,767 "THERE WAS SOME CRAZY STUFF DURING AND AFTER 371 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,967 "AND THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN, 372 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,000 "BUT YOU WERE THERE FOR ME. 373 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,934 THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY CONFUSION ABOUT THAT." 374 00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,633 I'VE DEFINITELY GOT WAR WOUNDS, 375 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:36,066 AND I'M DEFINITELY "DAMAGED" IN SOME WAYS, PERHAPS, 376 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,133 BUT I-I MADE-- I GOT OUT ALIVE, 377 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,800 AND I'M SURVIVING, AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK. 378 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,233 FOR YOU. - FROM LOUIE AND LEE. 379 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,600 - NAH, THAT'S FROM LEE. I PUT MY ORDER ON THE COMPUTER. 380 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,967 - I PICKED IT OUT MYSELF. 381 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,900 - UH-OH, IT'S LINGERIE. - I'M SO NERVOUS. 382 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,367 - I'M NERVOUS TOO. I THINK IT'S LINGERIE. 383 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,467 - A G-STRING AND A PAIR OF HEELS. 384 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,200 JUST WHAT EVERY GUY WANTS. 385 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,867 - ALL RIGHT. OH, IT'S SO PRETTY. 386 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,567 - WOW, IT'S PRETTY. - IT'S REALLY PRETTY. 387 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,867 - THAT'S REALLY PRETTY. YOU'LL WEAR THAT. 388 00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:58,867 - YOU WOULD WEAR IT TOO. 389 00:13:58,867 --> 00:13:59,967 - YEAH. - THIS IS GORGEOUS. 390 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:02,066 THAT'S SO NICE. 391 00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:04,500 HOLY INAPPROPRIATENESS. 392 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,300 LIKE, WHAT THE "F"? 393 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,066 THIS IS, LIKE, SO WEIRD. I'M AT THE RACETRACK. 394 00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:09,700 THIS IS MY FATHER'S FRIEND. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 395 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,500 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND I'M OPENING UP A BLACK NEGLIGEE. 396 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,900 HOW DO I REWIND THIS TAPE, 397 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,900 PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX, AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED? 398 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,700 [chuckles awkwardly] 399 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,033 - IN YOUR FAMILY, JASON, WHO WILL BE PRESENT? 400 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,266 YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY. 401 00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,767 - UH, MY MOTHER AND FATHER. 402 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,967 - IN YOUR FAMILY, WHO WILL BE PRESENT? 403 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,233 - NO ONE. - NO ONE? 404 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,700 - OKAY. - BUT IT'S JUST SAD. 405 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,867 IT'S LIKE I'M ALONE. 406 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,000 - YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 407 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,934 YOU HAVE SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE 408 00:14:34,934 --> 00:14:38,000 THAT ARE SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND LOVE YOU. 409 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,133 - [breathing shakily] 410 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,066 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR FAMILY NOW. 411 00:14:42,066 --> 00:14:44,633 YOU KNOW THAT? 412 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:48,300 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 413 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,100 "SUPER-MOGUL BETHENNY FRANKEL HAS BUILT 414 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,633 "A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS EMPIRE, 415 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:54,000 "BUT SHE'S HEADED FOR FAILURE WHEN IT COMES TO MARRIAGE. 416 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,767 "ACCORDING TO HER ESTRANGED MOTHER, 417 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:58,200 "DIVORCE IS INEVITABLE FOR THE REALITY STAR, 418 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,266 WHO HAS MARRIED HER HUSBAND, JASON HOPPY." 419 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,567 YOU KNOW, THE THING IS THAT SHE'S DESPERATE, 420 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,767 AND SHE'S BROKE. 421 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,567 AND THE PROBLEM IS SHE'S ALWAYS DESPERATE, 422 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:07,166 AND SHE'S ALWAYS BROKE, AND THIS WILL GO ON FOREVER. 423 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,400 AND-- 424 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,033 - I MEAN, DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD? 425 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:13,066 - I'M SO DETACHED FROM IT. I'M SO NUMB FROM IT. 426 00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,433 BUT I WILL SAY THIS. 427 00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:15,734 I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO HER AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE. 428 00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:17,934 IT'S SAD. 429 00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,233 AND THAT'S IT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 430 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,367 WHEN I LOOK AT BRYN, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE. 431 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,734 I FEEL BADLY FOR MY FATHER. - NOT BEING INVOLVED. 432 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:27,500 - NOT EVEN ABOUT ME, HOW THEY DON'T GET TO KNOW HER. 433 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,100 I MEAN, SHE'S JUST SUCH AN AMAZING BABY. 434 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:32,500 WHO WOULD NOT WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER, 435 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,033 YOU KNOW? 436 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,700 - WELL, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE LOVE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE, 437 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,734 YOU'RE GIVING HER ALL OF THAT LOVE. 438 00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,767 - SO TRUE. - OH, DON'T BE SAD. 439 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,233 - NO, IT'S FINE. IT'S TRUE. - SHE'S SO CUTE AND GOOD, 440 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,667 AND YOU KNOW HOW SPECIAL THAT IS? 441 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:43,900 - NO, IT'S SO TRUE. 442 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,867 I DON'T WANT HER TO BE LIKE ME. 443 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,333 I WANT HER TO BE SOFT AND SWEET AND NICE, 444 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,467 AND NOT HARD AND A SURVIVOR LIKE ME. 445 00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:56,166 [sniffles] 446 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,600 SEEING MY FATHER IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO HEAL 447 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,333 SOME OF MY PAST. 448 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,266 "YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I'VE TRIED MY WHOLE LIFE. 449 00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,734 NOT JUST NOW. LIKE, I'VE TRIED MY WHOLE LIFE." 450 00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,433 AND HE WAS LIKE, "YES." 451 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,867 AND THAT WAS KIND OF ALL I NEEDED. 452 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,300 I JUST NEEDED TO HEAR SOME-- I NEEDED TO HEAR SOMETHING. 453 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,834 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL 454 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:10,900 MY WHOLE LIFE. 455 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,266 BIOLOGY IS THE LEAST 456 00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:13,433 OF WHAT MAKES SOMEONE A PARENT. 457 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:17,533 - BOBBY ALSO SAID, "WHAT DOES BLOOD MEAN?" 458 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:18,834 WHEN IT CAME, "SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER; IT'S YOUR BLOOD," 459 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:19,934 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 460 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,400 - RIGHT. WE BOTH AGREE. 461 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,266 - SO I STUMBLED FOR A LITTLE-- FOR A MINUTE, 462 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,900 BUT THE END RESULT, HE--HE STILL SAID, 463 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,600 "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, AND I LOVE HER." 464 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,033 - LOUIE, YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER. I HAVE A DAUGHTER. 465 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,633 WHY--WHY-- 466 00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,300 - BECAUSE IT'S DIFFERENT-- - WHY COULDN'T HE BE THERE? 467 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,066 - DIFFERENT STORIES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS. 468 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:37,667 - HE'S NOT EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE. - THERE'S ALSO A-- 469 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,600 NO, WHAT'S EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE? 470 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,100 - OH, MY GOD, LOUIE, HE'S NEVER CONNECTED TO ANYONE 471 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,934 IN HIS LIFE EXCEPT FOR GUYS, 472 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:45,200 LIKE GAMBLING AND GOING TO THE TRACK 473 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,400 AND BEING FRIENDS. 474 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,133 - I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THAT. 475 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,166 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EITHER, HAVING A DAUGHTER, I'M SURE. 476 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,600 - YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW, IT'S EASY TO SAY 477 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,633 'CAUSE YOU'RE A JOHNNY-COME-LATELY. 478 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:55,633 - AS ARE YOU. 479 00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:57,700 - SHE HAS HER OPINION ON IT. 480 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,066 NO, BUT I'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH YOUR FATHER 481 00:16:59,066 --> 00:17:01,867 FOR 12, 13 YEARS, AND I HAD MANY, 482 00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:03,033 MANY, MANY CONVERSATIONS, 483 00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:06,800 AS I'VE BEEN GOOD FRIENDS WITH HER. 484 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,133 - BUT YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- 485 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,233 THE "BUT" I HAVE FOR YOU IS YOU'RE A FAMILY MAN. 486 00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,166 YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT CONVERSATION WITH HIM? 487 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,367 - OH, MANY TIMES. - MANY TIMES. 488 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,567 - YEAH? - MANY TIMES. 489 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,667 AND I HAD MANY CONVERSATIONS WITH HER. 490 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,066 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT YOUR OPINION ON THINGS. 491 00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:22,433 I'M A LITTLE-- LITTLE OLDER. 492 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:23,934 I DON'T WANT TO SAY I'M A LITTLE SMARTER, 493 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:25,066 BUT I'M A LITTLE OLDER. 494 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:26,500 I HAVE MY OPINION ON THINGS, AND YES, 495 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,200 I KNOW WHAT LIFE IS. I KNOW WHAT LIFE'S-- 496 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,233 WHEN YOU HAVE-- WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD, 497 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:33,300 AND--AND I'M SURE IT WASN'T EASY FOR HIM. 498 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,033 BUT I HEARD BOTH-- BOTH SIDES OF BOTH STORIES, 499 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:39,100 AND I KNOW BOTH OF YOUR FATHERS, THAT YOU CALL YOUR FATHERS, 500 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,467 AND THEY BOTH LOVE YOU. 501 00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:41,734 HOW THEY EXPRESS IT IS ANOTHER STORY. 502 00:17:41,734 --> 00:17:44,233 IN THE SAME RESPECT, YOU ALWAYS SAY JOHN-- 503 00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,200 YOU ALWAYS SAY JOHN-- 504 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,066 - LOUIE, I LOVE YOU. I CAN'T. 505 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,400 MY REAL FATHER HAS NEVER ONCE MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE 506 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,700 CALLED ME ON A BIRTHDAY OR NEVER SAID "I LOVE YOU." 507 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,200 WE CANNOT MAKE THIS A RAINBOW. 508 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,500 WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. 509 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,767 IT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD PERSON. 510 00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,367 IT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD FRIEND. 511 00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,700 IT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD HORSE TRAINER. 512 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,233 IT MAKES HIM NOT A PERSON WHO WAS EVER A FATHER, 513 00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,300 WHO EVER--MAYBE HE CARED IN HIS OWN WAY 514 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,967 AND TOLD YOU, BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD IT. 515 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,533 - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, TO BE HONEST. 516 00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:09,066 - NO, BUT IT'S HELPFUL TO-- 517 00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:12,100 - AND I ROOT FOR YOUR FATHER 'CAUSE THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND. 518 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,033 - YOU'RE A LOYAL FRIEND. - WE RESPECT YOUR LOYALTY. 519 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,367 - DANNY KNOWS THAT YOU'RE HIS FRIEND. 520 00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:17,367 YOU'RE A LOYAL FRIEND. I TOTALLY RESPECT THAT. 521 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:19,166 I DON'T WANT TO BE NOSTALGIC AND PRETEND THAT I HAVE 522 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,867 THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FATHER THAT I DIDN'T. 523 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,266 SO I ALWAYS WANT TO KIND OF KEEP IT STRAIGHT WITH LOUIE, 524 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,533 LIKE, "YOU HAD YOUR THING WITH HIM. 525 00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:26,467 "I HAD A LOT OF PAIN IN MY LIFE 526 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:28,000 BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A FATHER." 527 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,300 SO I GET--IT'S A-- IT'S A HOT BUTTON FOR ME, 528 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:33,033 AND IT CAN GET ME LIT. 529 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,367 THE ONE GOOD THING IS I'M NOT ANGRY AT ANYBODY. 530 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,433 I USED TO BE ANGRY. 531 00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:37,800 YOU JUST MOVE FORWARD. EVERYTHING MAKES YOU 532 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,300 WHO YOU ARE. 533 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,767 WE GET TO BE WHATEVER KIND OF PARENTS WE WANT TO BE 534 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,166 AND HAVE OUR OWN KIND OF RELATIONSHIP 535 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,100 AND LEARN FROM THE MISTAKE OF THE PEOPLE BEFORE US. 536 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,567 - YEAH. - AND I'M REALLY NOT ANGRY. 537 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:47,333 I'M HAPPY. LOOK, YOU KNOW. 538 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,734 I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY. 539 00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:51,133 - LISTEN, IF IT DIDN'T PLAY OUT THAT WAY, 540 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,533 WE WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE. 541 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,100 - YEAH. - THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE. 542 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,800 - I'M JUST PROTECTIVE OF HER HAPPINESS. 543 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,934 - EVERYTHING HAD TO HAPPEN THAT WAY. 544 00:18:56,934 --> 00:18:58,667 - EXACTLY. - IT'S TRUE. 545 00:18:58,667 --> 00:18:59,967 - TO GOOD FRIENDS. - TO GOOD FRIENDS. 546 00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:02,166 TO A NEW YEAR, AND TO GOOD TIMES. 547 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,533 - CHEERS, GUYS. 548 00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,900 - COMING UP... 549 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,767 I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN PARTICULARLY ANGRY AT MY MOTHER. 550 00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:11,166 - IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE 551 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,734 A LITTLE BIT OF A FRIENDSHIP WITH YOUR MOTHER STILL. 552 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,767 THE FACT THAT YOU ARE CONCERNED FOR HER. 553 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,433 [upbeat jazz music] 554 00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:32,400 ♪♪ ♪♪ 555 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,567 - HI, WELCOME BACK. - THANK YOU. 556 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,133 SO THAT'S FOR WENDY. 557 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,033 I CALLED TO ASK WHAT SIZE SHE WAS IN A JACKET. 558 00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:43,767 I KNOW SHE'S GOT SOME JUGS, SO... 559 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,300 - YEAH, SHE DOES. - I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT-- 560 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,533 I KNOW SHE'S A MEDIUM ON THE BOTTOM, 561 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,967 BUT I WOULD ASK-- I'LL ASK HER. 562 00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,633 - ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS GOOD. - LETTING YOU KNOW. 563 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:53,867 - ALL RIGHT, THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME. THANK YOU. 564 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:55,200 I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO WENDY, 565 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,834 BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO ASK HER 566 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,500 WHAT THAT SIX-WEEK TEST WAS LIKE. 567 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,500 - WAIT, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. I WASN'T IN ASPEN. 568 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,433 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE TALK SHOW. 569 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:04,667 DID YOU-- 570 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,033 - WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU WERE? 571 00:20:06,033 --> 00:20:08,266 - I HEARD THAT IT'S A POSSIBLE FOR A SIX-- 572 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,100 SIX-WEEK TEST, AND THEN I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 573 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,500 BUT YOU WERE HAVING A MEETING, AND-- 574 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:15,000 - I GOT APPROACHED ABOUT TWO NETWORK DAYTIME TALK SHOWS 575 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,633 TO BE A HOST, 576 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,667 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE PLUGGING ME INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S CONCEPT 577 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:19,767 AND THEIR SHOW. 578 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,400 I DO NOT WANT TO PLUG MYSELF 579 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,834 INTO ANOTHER SHOW THAT'S GONNA BE ON EVERY DAY 580 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,233 THAT COULD FAIL, 581 00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:26,233 BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT IT IS. 582 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:28,433 - MM-HMM. - WE'RE IN THE CURRENT STAGES 583 00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:31,400 OF POSSIBLY TALKING ABOUT A SIX-WEEK TEST. 584 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,867 IT DOESN'T LOOK DRESSED, DOES IT? 585 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,166 - YEAH. - YEAH, IT DOES. 586 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,633 - A LITTLE BIT ON THE SIDE. - YEAH, WHATEVER. 587 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:36,934 OH, THESE RED ON-- THESE ONIONS ARE GONNA BE GREAT 588 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:38,233 FOR MY TV BREATH. 589 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:41,100 - SO SHE DID A SIX-WEEK TRIAL. 590 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,066 - MM-HMM. - SHE-- 591 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,734 AND IT WAS-- 592 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,367 SO WHEN YOU DO THIS SIX-WEEK TRIAL, 593 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,266 LIKE, YOU GO IN ON A MONDAY, AND THEY AIR IT ON A TUESDAY. 594 00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:50,033 IT'S, LIKE, NORMAL. LIKE, IT'S AIRING IN THE SUMMER? 595 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:52,734 - WENDY WAS ON THE RADIO. 596 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:54,667 BUT SHE HAD TO DO A TEST. 597 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,367 I VAGUELY REMEMBER IT. 598 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,900 JAKE WAS VERY INTO IT. 599 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:01,333 WENDY WILLIAMS ACTUALLY WAS THE FIRST SCENARIO 600 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,834 OF A SIX-WEEK SUMMER RUN. 601 00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,867 SO SHE HAS FIRST-HAND EXPERIENCE AT THIS. 602 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:08,600 - BETHENNY, THIS IS JAI. JAI, BETHENNY. 603 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,100 - SO YOU'RE DOING HAIR TOO? - YEAH. 604 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,333 - OKAY, COOL. - 15 MINUTES TILL AIR, 15! 605 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,800 - SOMETIMES I DREAD BEING IN THE MAKEUP CHAIR. 606 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,633 BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S KIND OF GOOD, 607 00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,333 'CAUSE THIS IS INVESTIGATIVE. 608 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,934 HOW FAR INTO 15 MINUTES AM I GOING? 609 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:25,633 - I THINK YOU'RE THE SEC-- THIRD OR SECOND, MAYBE. 610 00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:28,900 - PROBABLY LIKE 25 MINUTES IN? - YEAH. 611 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,100 - WHAT TIMES DOES SHE GET-- DOES WENDY GET HERE? 612 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,100 - UH, LIKE 7:30. - IN THE MORNING? 613 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,400 WHAT TIME DOES SHE LEAVE? 614 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,400 - MAYBE AROUND, LIKE, 1:00. 615 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,400 - 7:30 TO 1:00, AND IT'S FIVE DAYS A WEEK? 616 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,500 OR FOUR? 617 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,567 - FOUR. TODAY'S A DOUBLE DAY. 618 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,867 - AND THEN SHE STILL LEAVES AT 1:00? 619 00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:46,133 - NO, TODAY, OF COURSE, SHE'S GONNA LEAVE AT 4:00. 620 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,600 - BUT DO YOU HAVE SCISSORS, BY ANY CHANCE? 621 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,633 - I DO. I HAVE SCISSORS. 622 00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:52,633 [indistinct chatter] 623 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,100 - I THINK THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF. 624 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,567 - JUST PULL. JUST PULL FOR YOUR LIFE. 625 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,700 PULL FOR YOUR LIFE. YES. NEXT. 626 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,400 - I'M GRADUALLY GETTING IT. 627 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,800 OKAY. 628 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,233 - RIDICULOUS. 629 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,200 - THIS IS NOT A JULIE-APPROVED OUTFIT, 630 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,800 SO I'M HOPING IT'LL LOOK GOOD WHEN IT'S ON. 631 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,066 - UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 632 00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:11,800 JACKIE AND I PICKED IT OUT. 633 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,867 - YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A CAMEL TOE. 634 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:13,934 LIKE, THIS IS-- 635 00:22:13,934 --> 00:22:15,033 - NO, I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A CAMEL TOE. 636 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,266 THIS SWEATER'S VERY LONG. 637 00:22:16,266 --> 00:22:18,467 - OH, MY GOD. - IT IS NOT A CAMEL TOE. 638 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,800 [cheers and applause, laughter] 639 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,100 - OKAY, WE'RE READY, TO WALK WITH YOU. 640 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,834 - GREAT. 641 00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:26,166 - AND I REALLY LOVE OUR NEXT GUEST. 642 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,400 SHE'S A STRAIGHT-TALKING, MARGARITA-MIXING MAMA 643 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,667 WHO'S GONE FROM BEING SINGLE AND PENNILESS 644 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:34,066 TO BECOMING A MARRIED MOM AND TV STAR 645 00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,834 WITH A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS. 646 00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:37,734 PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW BETHENNY FRANKEL. 647 00:22:37,734 --> 00:22:39,500 [cheers and applause] 648 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,500 [upbeat music] 649 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:46,266 ♪♪ ♪♪ 650 00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,834 I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE BACK. WELCOME. 651 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,700 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE YOU. 652 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,934 YOU'RE, LIKE, THE HOUSEWIFE THAT THE OTHER ONES PET. 653 00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:53,934 YOU KNOW, "OH, WOO WOO WOO. 654 00:22:53,934 --> 00:22:55,967 NO MAN, NO MONEY, WOO WOO WOO." 655 00:22:55,967 --> 00:22:57,333 ALL OF THE SUDDEN, YOU FIND THE MAN, 656 00:22:57,333 --> 00:23:00,500 YOU GET THE BABY, YOU GOT THE MONEY, THE FAME. 657 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,467 DO YOU EVER-- [cheers and applause] 658 00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:05,600 BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENED, BETHENNY, 659 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,767 THIS HAPPENED SO FAST FOR YOU. 660 00:23:07,767 --> 00:23:10,233 DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LOSING CONTROL? 661 00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:11,967 - IT'S THAT I FEEL LIKE IT'S HAPPENING SO QUICKLY, 662 00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:14,233 AND I JUST HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR 663 00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:16,934 AND GRATEFUL FOR AND TO GIVE BACK FOR. 664 00:23:16,934 --> 00:23:18,233 AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE IN THE MOMENT 665 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:19,533 AND BE ABLE TO JUST ENJOY IT 666 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:21,367 AND JUST, YOU KNOW, LOOK AT A SUNSET 667 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,633 OR TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY, YOU KNOW-- 668 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:24,300 AND SAY TO WOMEN, "YOU CAN DO IT. 669 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,500 "I WAS SO UPSET. I WAS SO LOW. 670 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,600 AND YOU CAN GET ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GET IN YOUR LIFE." 671 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,333 BUT I DON'T WANT TO-- [cheers and applause] 672 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,767 I DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 673 00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,000 - NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A LOT 674 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,100 OF VARIOUS LEGAL THINGS. 675 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,233 - THE MINUTE YOU MAKE SOME MONEY, 676 00:23:35,233 --> 00:23:36,433 YOU'RE GONNA BE SUED. - YEAH. 677 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:37,633 - JUST UNDERSTAND THAT. AND THAT'S-- 678 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,033 YOU KNOW WHAT, BUT I HAVE SO MANY GREAT THINGS, 679 00:23:39,033 --> 00:23:40,266 SO MUCH GREAT FORTUNE. 680 00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:42,300 YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE PETAL WITH THORNS-- 681 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:44,233 I MEAN, SORRY, THE ROSE WITH PETALS AND THORNS. 682 00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:45,400 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 683 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,100 - AND JASON-- JASON IS IN YOUR CAMP, 684 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,166 OR JASON IS WORKING OUTSIDE OF-- 685 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,433 - JASON IS THE ONE SUING ME. 686 00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:51,367 YEAH, OF COURSE HE'S IN MY CAMP! [laughter] 687 00:23:51,367 --> 00:23:53,500 AND, YOU KNOW, I'M NEW TO THIS, SO I-- 688 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,533 IN THE BEGINNING, YOU LOOK AT IT, 689 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:55,600 AND YOU SAY, "OH, MY GOODNESS." 690 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,834 I USED TO THINK IT WAS ALL TRUE. 691 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:57,867 NOW I JUST TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. 692 00:23:57,867 --> 00:23:59,033 - YOU GOT IT. 693 00:23:59,033 --> 00:24:02,133 SO ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO HAVE BABY NUMBER TWO? 694 00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:03,900 - WE--I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BABY NUMBER TWO. 695 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,266 I MEAN, WE'RE NOT TAKING TEMPERATURES 696 00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:07,100 AND DOING HANDSTANDS AND THAT KIND OF STUFF. 697 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,700 [laughter] BUT WE ARE HAVING SEX. 698 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,333 - YES. - AND I'D LIKE, YOU KNOW-- 699 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,633 [cheers and applause] 700 00:24:12,633 --> 00:24:14,867 AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY. 701 00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:16,500 YOU KNOW, THERE WILL BE A POINT WHERE I WILL FEEL 702 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,266 THAT I'M MAYBE TOO OLD, AND THAT WILL BE SAD. 703 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:19,467 - GOTCHA. - AND THAT'S SOMETHING THAT-- 704 00:24:19,467 --> 00:24:21,033 THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THINGS LATER IN LIFE. 705 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:22,967 BUT EVERYTHING CAN'T BE PERFECT. 706 00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:25,633 SOME PEOPLE GET MARRIED AT 26, AND THEY GET THEIR DREAM, 707 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,100 AND I'M GETTING MY DREAM AND CAREER 708 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,533 AND HAVING MY ONE BABY AND MY MARRIAGE 709 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,767 AND BEING ABLE TO AFFORD MY RENT. 710 00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,133 - YOU SEEM LIKE YOU FOUND THE SWEET SPOT 711 00:24:31,133 --> 00:24:32,500 JUST ALL AT ONE TIME, I MEAN, REALLY. 712 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,266 ALL RIGHT, BETHENNY'S GOING TO STICK AROUND 713 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:36,066 WITH US, EVERYBODY. 714 00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:37,433 - "YOU WANT TO HEAR HONESTLY?" SHE GOES, "I LIKE 715 00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:39,633 HOW YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER," AND SHE ASKED A FEW THINGS. 716 00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:41,433 AND THAT IT WAS FUN, AND SHE LOVES YOU, 717 00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:43,000 AND IT'S JUST ALL REALLY NICE. - IT WAS GOOD. I'M HAPPY. 718 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,133 I'M VERY HAPPY THAT SHE'S HAPPY. 719 00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:46,300 SO WE'RE GOOD. 720 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,734 IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT I GET TO GO OUT 721 00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:49,900 AND BE THE GUEST ON THESE SHOWS. 722 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,667 I GET TO HEAR WHAT THE HOST ASKS, 723 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,734 HOW THE DYNAMIC IS, HOW THE PRODUCTION IS. 724 00:24:53,734 --> 00:24:55,633 I WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS MACHINE WORKS, 725 00:24:55,633 --> 00:24:57,367 AND I WANT MY MACHINE TO WORK REALLY WELL. 726 00:24:57,367 --> 00:25:00,333 HI. 727 00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:15,934 - HOW ARE YOU? 728 00:25:15,934 --> 00:25:18,166 - BIG CHANGES, DOC. - SO BIG CHANGES. 729 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,734 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 730 00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:23,333 - SO JASON AND I ARE IN A MUCH, MUCH BETTER, 731 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:28,266 COMMUNICATIVE, LOVING, FAMILY, SHARING PLACE. 732 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:32,800 WE GOT THROUGH A LOT OF ARGUING IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. 733 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,100 WE DID. I'M NOT SAYING WE'RE THROUGH, 734 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,467 BUT WE'RE-- I THINK WE'RE TURNING A CORNER. 735 00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:39,300 AND JASON'S DEFINITELY GETTING MORE INVOLVED 736 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,567 IN MY BUSINESS, EVEN THOUGH HE'S STAYING 737 00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:41,767 IN HIS OWN. 738 00:25:41,767 --> 00:25:43,667 I'M REALLY ENTRUSTING HIM. 739 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,100 - YEAH, LAST TIME WE TALKED, YOU WERE-- 740 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,266 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT LETTING THINGS GO 741 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,533 THAT YOU COULDN'T CONTROL, 742 00:25:48,533 --> 00:25:50,700 AND IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING'S FALLING-- 743 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,333 MANY THINGS ARE FALLING INTO PLACE. 744 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,800 AND INTO A PLACE THAT YOU FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT. 745 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,667 - YEAH. BIG CHANGES. 746 00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,133 BY THE WAY, I WENT TO SEE MY STEPFATHER. 747 00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:01,600 WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS AT ALL. 748 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,367 - NO. - HOW CRAZY IS THAT? 749 00:26:03,367 --> 00:26:06,767 - I'D LIKE TO KNOW. SO HOW DID IT GO WITH-- 750 00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,166 - IT WAS--YOU KNOW, JASON CAME WITH ME. 751 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,900 WE HAD A LOT OF, UM, MEMORIES. 752 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,333 YOU KNOW, HE LIKES TO REALLY WAX POETIC, 753 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,333 MY STEPFATHER. 754 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,133 VERY MUCH GO BACK INTO-- HE WAS LIKE, 755 00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:17,233 "LOOK, I LIKE TO THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, 756 00:26:17,233 --> 00:26:19,367 "THAT I HAD AN INFLUENCE ON YOU 757 00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:21,834 AND--YOU KNOW, AND ALL THAT YOU ARE NOW." 758 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,633 AND HE'S NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO THE PRESS. 759 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,767 HE'S NEVER ASKED ME FOR ANYTHING. 760 00:26:25,767 --> 00:26:28,533 HE'S NEVER BEEN PARTICULARLY BITTER. 761 00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,934 IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE. HE GOT TO TALK TO JASON. 762 00:26:30,934 --> 00:26:32,533 IT WAS--IT WAS NICE. 763 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,400 HE GOES EVERY SUNDAY TO CHURCH. SO DOES JASON. 764 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,700 AND SO, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS PROBABLY, LIKE, 765 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,934 A LITTLE NOD TO SOMETHING. 766 00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:40,600 IT WAS NICE. IT WAS A NICE DINNER. 767 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,000 WHAT WAS NICE TOO WAS THAT, YOU KNOW, 768 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,934 HE ACKNOWLEDGED-- MY STEPFATHER ACKNOWLEDGED 769 00:26:45,934 --> 00:26:47,967 THE CRAZINESS THAT WENT ON. 770 00:26:47,967 --> 00:26:51,633 AND I'VE TALKED ABOUT MY MOTHER TO HIM A LITTLE BIT. 771 00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:55,533 YOU KNOW, HE SAID, "SHE REALLY DID LOVE YOU. 772 00:26:55,533 --> 00:27:00,266 BUT THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES." 773 00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:03,066 SO IT'S KIND OF WHAT I'VE GATHERED. 774 00:27:03,066 --> 00:27:04,834 BUT I'VE THOUGHT--I MEAN, JASON AND I TALKED 775 00:27:04,834 --> 00:27:07,800 ABOUT IF I WOULD CALL HER OR TALK TO HER. 776 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,200 - AND? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS? 777 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,333 - I'M--I'M CONS-- 778 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,166 I'M DEFINITELY THINKING ABOUT DOING IT. 779 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,500 - MM-HMM. WHY? - [sighs heavily] 780 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,166 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE LIKE AN OPEN-ENDED WOUND, 781 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:18,200 YOU KNOW? 782 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,166 I JUST-- THAT'S THE THING. 783 00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:21,867 - MM-HMM. - I-- 784 00:27:21,867 --> 00:27:24,433 JUST SO THERE'S NOT SO MUCH ANGER AND, YOU KNOW-- 785 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:25,734 I'M NOT THINKING PAST A PHONE CALL. 786 00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:27,333 - ANGER ON WHAT SIDE? 787 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,900 - I'M NOT ANGRY AT HER. 788 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,467 I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN PARTICULARLY ANGRY AT MY MOTHER. 789 00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:31,467 I'VE BEEN ANGRY AT MY FATHER. 790 00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:33,000 I HONESTLY THINK SHE'S, LIKE, 791 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,100 A SAD, DAMAGED PERSON, 792 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,066 DANGEROUS TO HERSELF AND TO OTHERS, BUT-- 793 00:27:37,066 --> 00:27:38,233 - MM-HMM. 794 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:40,533 - BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ANGRY AT HER. 795 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,367 - IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE 796 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:46,533 A LITTLE BIT OF A FRIENDSHIP WITH YOUR MOTHER STILL. 797 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,700 - WE HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP AT CER-- 798 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,066 WE HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP AT CERTAIN POINTS, 799 00:27:50,066 --> 00:27:51,600 DO I THINK THAT SHE WAS A GOOD MOTHER? 800 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,834 NOT PARTICULARLY, BUT WE DID HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. 801 00:27:54,834 --> 00:27:56,600 LIKE, WE DID-- WE HAD FUN. 802 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,166 WE DID LOVE EACH OTHER. 803 00:27:58,166 --> 00:27:59,533 IT WAS MY MOTHER. I MEAN... 804 00:27:59,533 --> 00:28:01,266 - MM-HMM. - THAT WAS MY MOTHER. 805 00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:05,066 AND THEN IT WASN'T, SO... 806 00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:07,166 - DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT WE TALKED 807 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,333 ABOUT YOUR NOT HAVING A FAMILY, 808 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,300 THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT FAMILY WAS? 809 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,967 - UM, NOT PARTICULARLY, BUT YEAH. 810 00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:15,867 - AND--AND I SORT OF ARGUED ANOTHER SIDE 811 00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:17,900 AND SAID YOU--THAT YOU DO KNOW WHAT FAMILY IS. 812 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,333 - NO, I DO REMEMBER THIS, OF COURSE. 813 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,266 - AND THAT YOU HAD A FAMILY. - RIGHT. 814 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,867 - YOU HAD TWO FATHERS. 815 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,667 - WELL, NO, THAT F-- THAT I DID NOT HAVE. 816 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:25,834 NO, NO, NO. MY REAL FATHER-- 817 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,233 THAT'S NOT-- THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, 818 00:28:27,233 --> 00:28:29,567 A BIG BAG, GIANT BAG, OF STEAMING HOT BULL[bleep]. 819 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:31,867 MY REAL FATHER WAS NOT A FAMILY. 820 00:28:31,867 --> 00:28:33,867 THAT WAS NEVER, LIKE, A FAMILY. 821 00:28:33,867 --> 00:28:36,633 - THE LAST DAYS OF HIS LIFE... 822 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,133 - OKAY. - YOU WERE A FAMILY. 823 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,266 YOU WERE A DAUGHTER WHO WENT TO HER FATHER'S DEATHBED. 824 00:28:40,266 --> 00:28:41,533 - I-I-I KNOW. 825 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:44,600 - WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS MUTUAL, 826 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,500 YOU REACHED OUT TO HIM AT THE END OF HIS LIFE. 827 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,767 - ABSOLUTELY. - YOU WENT TO HIM. 828 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,333 AND YOU WERE KIND TO HIM. 829 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:51,734 - I WAS. IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT-- 830 00:28:51,734 --> 00:28:53,100 - YOU DID THINGS FOR HIM. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 831 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,266 - YOU COMFORTED HIM. - OKAY. 832 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:55,900 - AND HE ACCEPTED IT. - OKAY. 833 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,200 - DID HE DO THE OTHER THINGS? 834 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,467 DID HE GIVE YOU THE THINGS YOU HAD HOPED FOR 835 00:28:58,467 --> 00:28:59,467 ALL YOUR LIFE AS A CHILD? 836 00:28:59,467 --> 00:29:01,500 NO. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 837 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:04,133 YOU TOOK CARE OF YOUR SIDE OF THE STREET. 838 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,433 AND YOU SHOWED UP FOR YOUR FATHER. 839 00:29:05,433 --> 00:29:08,667 - RIGHT. - AND HE ACCEPTED YOUR KINDNESS. 840 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,266 - SO--RIGHT. SO TAKING CARE OF A SIDE OF THE STREET. 841 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:11,500 THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO PUT IT. 842 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,800 - YEAH. 843 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,266 AND YOUR SIDE OF THE STREET WITH YOUR MOTHER 844 00:29:14,266 --> 00:29:15,600 IS ABOUT SAYING, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE 845 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,400 "WITH YOU BEING SO ANGRY WITH ME 846 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,834 AND NOT HAVING ANY RELATIONSHIP." 847 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:21,700 SO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT A TEST. 848 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:24,133 I THINK IT SOUNDS REALLY, REALLY HEALTHY. 849 00:29:24,133 --> 00:29:27,600 AND YOUR MOTIVATION TO MAYBE TALK TO YOUR MOTHER, 850 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,834 IT'S ABOUT HEALING. 851 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,400 - YES, IT'S ABOUT HEALING. 852 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,500 - WHAT I REALLY RESPECT ABOUT YOU THE MOST 853 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:36,667 IS THAT YOU WALKED IN HERE 854 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:39,500 GENUINELY WANTING TO CHANGE 855 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:43,333 HOW YOU DID THINGS IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS. 856 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:44,700 ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS YOU SAID TO ME WAS, 857 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,100 "I'M REALLY AFRAID." 858 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,767 AND THINGS HAVE BEEN REALLY ROUGH MANY TIMES. 859 00:29:48,767 --> 00:29:50,867 AND THEY'RE GONNA BE REALLY ROUGH. 860 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:53,700 AND ONE THING YOU HAVEN'T DONE IS YOU'RE NOT JUST SHUTTING DOWN 861 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:57,266 AND BEING A VICTIM WHEN YOU FEEL HURT AND UPSET. 862 00:29:57,266 --> 00:29:58,700 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT, 863 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,300 AND YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH IT. 864 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,667 YOU KNOW? AND-- 865 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:03,734 AND IN THIS PAST TWO YEARS, 866 00:30:03,734 --> 00:30:05,533 YOU'VE CONTINUED TO COME TO THERAPY. 867 00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:09,133 YOU'VE CONTINUED TO-- TO CHALLENGE YOURSELF. 868 00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:10,967 AND YOU'VE GONE PLACES YOU NEVER WENT TO BEFORE. 869 00:30:10,967 --> 00:30:13,066 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO BACK AND TALK ABOUT YOUR DAD 870 00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:15,633 OR YOUR STEPDAD. 871 00:30:15,633 --> 00:30:17,433 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 872 00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:19,567 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE SUCCEEDED IN THE FIRST GOAL 873 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,166 THAT YOU HAD WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE. 874 00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:24,266 - NOT TO RUN. - NOT TO RUN. 875 00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:26,533 - RIGHT. - EVEN WHEN IT GETS ROUGH. 876 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,166 - YES, ABSOLUTELY. 877 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:31,233 YOU TAUGHT ME THAT. 878 00:30:31,233 --> 00:30:32,967 SO WE'LL SEE. 879 00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,900 [soft piano music] 880 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,834 ♪♪ ♪♪ 881 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:39,066 COMING UP... 882 00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:41,200 - YOU DO YOUR THINGS, I DO MY THINGS, 883 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,233 AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE A GOOD TEAM. 884 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:45,967 RIGHT? I LOVE YOU. 885 00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:48,066 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 886 00:30:48,066 --> 00:30:51,033 WHAT'S AMAZING, IT'S OUR HOME. 887 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,734 - JOEY PICASSO. 888 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:02,867 WAIT, IS YOUR REAL NAME JOEY PICASSO? 889 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:04,133 - NO, THAT'S MY NICKNAME. 890 00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:05,333 - WHY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ARTIST OF PLUMBING? 891 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,567 - THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. - REALLY? 892 00:31:06,567 --> 00:31:07,600 - YEAH. 893 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,700 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 894 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,900 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS LAUREN. 895 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,800 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 896 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,734 - SO WE NEED TOILETS. WE NEED SINKS AND VANITIES. 897 00:31:13,734 --> 00:31:15,000 - LET'S LOOK AT TOILETS FIRST. 898 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,300 I'D LIKE TO SEE, LIKE, A COUPLE AND JUST SIT 899 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,500 AND SEE HOW I FEEL. 900 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,867 I ALWAYS SAY THERE'S A SEAT FOR EVERY ASS. 901 00:31:20,867 --> 00:31:23,600 BUT I DON'T WANT MY SEAT TO BE FOR EVERY ASS. 902 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,300 I'D LIKE MY SEAT TO BE JUST FOR THIS ASS. 903 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,266 DO YOU HAVE A NICE TOILET BOWL AT YOUR HOUSE, JOEY PICASSO? 904 00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:28,533 - YEAH. - LIKE, HOW MUCH WAS 905 00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:29,867 YOUR TOILET BOWL IN YOUR HOUSE? - FIVE GRAND. 906 00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:31,166 - NO WAY! - NO WAY, YEAH. 907 00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:32,400 - YOU HAVE A $5,000 TOILET BOWL? 908 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,166 - YEAH. - DOES IT WIPE YOUR ASS? 909 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,433 - UH, IT CLEANS IT. 910 00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,233 - YEAH, THERE WE GO. IT DOES IT ITSELF. 911 00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:38,767 - HOW DO YOU CLOSE THAT NOW? - IT'LL CLOSE ITSELF. 912 00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:39,867 - YEAH. 913 00:31:39,867 --> 00:31:42,934 [motor whirring] 914 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,633 - THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ELSE. 915 00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:45,867 THERE IS A TOILET THAT HAS 916 00:31:45,867 --> 00:31:48,734 A PERSON LIVING IN IT THAT CLEANS YOUR ASS. 917 00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:53,967 I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, THAT FULL SERVICE. 918 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,900 [upbeat music] 919 00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:03,166 ♪♪ ♪♪ 920 00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:04,934 - I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE EXCITED 921 00:32:04,934 --> 00:32:06,133 ABOUT IT'S COMING TOGETHER 922 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,867 OR THAT IT'S, LIKE, FIVE WEEKS AWAY 923 00:32:07,867 --> 00:32:09,600 FROM WHEN WE HAVE TO REALLY MOVE IN. 924 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,667 - WELL, IT'S MAKING PROGRESS, WHICH-- 925 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,400 - IT IS. I THINK THEY JUST BANG IT OUT QUICKLY. 926 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,900 I DON'T KNOW. - THEY REALLY WORK FAST, RIGHT? 927 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,400 - I'M REALLY STARTING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH IT, THOUGH. 928 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,066 ARE YOU? - YEAH, IT'S GREAT. 929 00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:24,800 - YAY! - CAN YOU CATCH? 930 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,166 - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU EXCITED? - KEYS. 931 00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:27,633 I'M SO EXCITED. 932 00:32:27,633 --> 00:32:29,633 WE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. 933 00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:32,233 LOOK AT THE WINDOWS. THE WINDOWS ARE INCREDIBLE. 934 00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:33,433 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID IT. 935 00:32:33,433 --> 00:32:36,433 - DO YOU LOVE IT? - I LOVE IT. 936 00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:38,100 YOU'VE BEEN HANDLING A LOT OF STUFF. 937 00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,300 YOU'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF LOGISTICS. 938 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:40,400 YOU'VE BEEN, LIKE-- 939 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,667 - YEAH, I HA-- 940 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:43,000 IT'S BEEN STRESSFUL, FRUSTRATING. 941 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,433 YOU DON'T HEAR ME TALK TO THESE PEOPLE. 942 00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:45,834 - I DON'T. - WHEN IT COMES TO ME 943 00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:48,567 PAYING EXTRA MONEY, I'M GONNA GET LOUD. 944 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,533 - BUT THANK YOU. I MEAN, REALLY. 945 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,433 LIKE, YOU'VE BEEN-- YOU'VE DONE A LOT. 946 00:32:52,433 --> 00:32:53,567 - WELL, IT'S FOR US. YOU--YOU KNOW, 947 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:55,133 YOU DO YOUR THINGS, I DO MY THINGS, 948 00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:59,333 AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE A GOOD TEAM, RIGHT? 949 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:02,033 I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 950 00:33:02,033 --> 00:33:04,967 WHAT'S AMAZING, IT'S OUR HOME. 951 00:33:04,967 --> 00:33:05,934 WE'RE STILL HERE. 952 00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:07,066 WE'RE WORKING THROUGH IT. 953 00:33:07,066 --> 00:33:08,333 WE'RE WORKING THROUGH THE RENOVATION. 954 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,333 WE'RE WORKING THROUGH OUR RELATIONSHIP. 955 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,433 WE ARE VERY MUCH OPPOSITES. 956 00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:14,934 WE CAME INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP 957 00:33:14,934 --> 00:33:17,066 THINKING THAT OUR DIFFERENCES WERE JUST SOMETHING 958 00:33:17,066 --> 00:33:19,567 THAT WE COULD OVERCOME REALLY EASILY. 959 00:33:19,567 --> 00:33:22,333 BEEF TARTARE? [indistinct noise from TV] 960 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:25,133 - WHAT'S THAT? 961 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,100 - [louder] BEEF TARTARE? 962 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:28,934 - TUNA TARTARE? - BEEF TARTARE! 963 00:33:28,934 --> 00:33:30,066 - [laughing] SORRY. 964 00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:31,066 - BEEF TARTARE! 965 00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:32,700 - BABY, THE GAME'S ON. 966 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,867 - I KNOW IT'S MARCH MADNESS. 967 00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:36,433 IF YOU WANT TO SEE MARCH MADNESS, 968 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:37,567 YOU'LL SEE A PREGNANT WOMAN 969 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,333 LIGHT HER FRIGGIN' HAIR ON FIRE 970 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,934 AND GO CRAZY RIGHT NOW. 971 00:33:40,934 --> 00:33:43,300 - BABY, CALM DOWN. - TO--LET ME-- 972 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,667 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS WHOLE THING. 973 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:46,200 LIKE, I'M PREGNANT. I'M SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT. 974 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,333 AND I'M PLANNING THIS THING, AND YOU HAVE BEEN M.I.A. 975 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,166 WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER, HE WOULD WANT TO GO SEE-- 976 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,800 THIS IS BEFORE THE BABY. 977 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,100 THE BABY'S A GREAT EXCUSE, BUT BEFORE THE BABY, 978 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,533 HE WOULD WANT TO GO SEE YOU GUYS, 979 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,100 WHICH IS SO NICE, EVERY TWO TO THREE WEEKS. 980 00:33:57,100 --> 00:34:00,000 AND I WOULD BE LIKE, "GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW THEM 981 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,500 "WITHOUT WANTING ME TO COME EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND, 982 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,033 OR THEM COMING AND STAYING WITH US EVERY WEEKEND." 983 00:34:03,033 --> 00:34:04,834 LIKE, AND HE GETS ANXIETY AND FEELS GUILT 984 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:05,934 AND COUNTS THE DAYS, 985 00:34:05,934 --> 00:34:08,900 AND WE HAVE TO, LIKE, FIND A BALANCE. 986 00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,033 YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO-- I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE 987 00:34:13,033 --> 00:34:14,066 THINKING I'M THE CRAZY ONE. 988 00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:15,467 - YOU'RE NOT THE CRAZY ONE. 989 00:34:15,467 --> 00:34:17,033 - BUT YOU MAKE--YES, YOU MAKE IT LIKE I'M THE CRAZY ONE, 990 00:34:17,033 --> 00:34:18,867 BECAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NORMAL, AND I MUST BE CRAZY. 991 00:34:18,867 --> 00:34:20,433 AND I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE-- 992 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,066 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PARENTS, AND I'M THE CRAZY ONE. 993 00:34:22,066 --> 00:34:23,400 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL THAT. - 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SMART. 994 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,367 AND I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY FAR. 995 00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:25,633 - I KNOW THAT. 996 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:28,066 - THERE IS NO NORMAL. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 997 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,333 - THERE'S WHAT YOU'RE USED TO, AND THE POINT IS 998 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,100 YOU GET INTO A MARRIAGE, AND WE DECIDE TOGETHER 999 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,133 WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO, 1000 00:34:32,133 --> 00:34:34,200 BUT WE HAVE OUR LITTLE FAMILY. 1001 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,266 - I UNDERSTAND IT. - AND THAT'S WHAT IT HAS TO BE. 1002 00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:39,500 - OUR LITTLE FAMILY IS MY PRIORITY. 1003 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,633 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1004 00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:42,266 - OH, NO, NO, NO. I LOVE YOU, JASON. 1005 00:34:42,266 --> 00:34:44,367 DON'T DO ANYTHING BIG AND GRANDIOSE, I BEG OF YOU. 1006 00:34:44,367 --> 00:34:45,734 - I DIDN'T. - I BEG OF YOU, REALLY. 1007 00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,567 I BEG OF YOU. I BEG OF YOU. - IT'S NOT-- 1008 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:48,967 - I DON'T-- I REALLY DON'T WANT ANYTHING-- 1009 00:34:48,967 --> 00:34:50,800 - MAMA, IT'S ALL GOOD. IT'S NOTHING BIG. 1010 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,300 - THEN WHY ARE WE SO ISOLATED AND ON OUR OWN? 1011 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,166 - CAN YOU--CAN YOU GIVE ME JUST THREE MINUTES? 1012 00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:57,166 - OKAY. 1013 00:34:57,166 --> 00:35:00,633 - CAN I GET A HUG AND A SMILE? 1014 00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:04,900 OH, MAN. - WHAT? 1015 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:06,133 - IT'S ALL GOOD, MAMA. 1016 00:35:06,133 --> 00:35:07,500 - I KNOW IT IS. - OKAY. 1017 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,066 BUT EVERYONE ELSE DOESN'T HAVE TO LOVE THEIR BIRTHDAY. 1018 00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:10,433 - I KNOW. 1019 00:35:10,433 --> 00:35:11,633 - AND DOESN'T HAVE TO WANT, YOU KNOW, 1020 00:35:11,633 --> 00:35:12,667 BIG SURPRISES. 1021 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,133 - I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND THAT. 1022 00:35:15,133 --> 00:35:18,300 - REALLY? SAYING TO ME, "YOU'RE GONNA END UP ALONE," 1023 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:20,467 SAYING TO ME, "YOU'RE--YOU'RE DAMAGED." 1024 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:23,033 - ONE THING I'M GONNA TELL YOU, THOUGH, 1025 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:24,767 IS IF YOUR INTENTION IS TO GO TO THIS TRIP 1026 00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:26,066 AND AIR ALL OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY, 1027 00:35:26,066 --> 00:35:27,734 I DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR TO BOTH OF US 1028 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:29,000 AND OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1029 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,900 - I'M--I'M JUST GONNA CRY ALL WEEKEND, 1030 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:31,967 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I DO ANYWAY, 1031 00:35:31,967 --> 00:35:33,300 AND I DON'T HAVE TO TALK AT ALL. 1032 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,166 - YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE THINKING 1033 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,834 THAT I'M THIS PERFECT HUSBAND. 1034 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:38,433 DOES THAT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH? 1035 00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:39,600 - YES, IT DOES. 1036 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,266 - IT DOES. THEN I-I'M DONE. 1037 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:46,233 I'M NOT GOING. 1038 00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:50,567 I DON'T FEEL THREATENED BY WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1039 00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,467 - YOU DO NOT FEEL THREATENED. - I DON'T. 1040 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:53,900 - YOU'RE STARTING TO RESENT ME A LITTLE BIT. YOU ARE. 1041 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:55,433 - YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE HAS BEEN A LITTLE RESENTMENT. 1042 00:35:55,433 --> 00:35:57,934 GENDER ROLES IS A BIG THING WITH US. 1043 00:35:57,934 --> 00:36:01,500 AS A MAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE IN THE SITUATION 1044 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:05,667 WHERE MY WIFE FINANCIALLY WAS THIS SUCCESSFUL. 1045 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:08,333 - I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 1046 00:36:12,867 --> 00:36:15,900 - LET'S GO SEE BRYN'S ROOM. 1047 00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:21,133 THIS IS THE PEANUT'S ROOM. - I KNOW. 1048 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:22,533 IS THIS A BIGGER ROOM THAN THE PEANUT HAS NOW, 1049 00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:24,266 OR ABOUT THE SAME? 1050 00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:27,900 - UH, I THINK IT'S THE SAME. 1051 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,834 - SHE'S--THIS IS WHERE SHE'S GONNA, YOU KNOW, 1052 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:31,500 WALK TO SCHOOL FROM HERE. 1053 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,700 THIS IS WHERE SHE'S GONNA GROW UP. 1054 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,567 SHE'S GOT HER CLASSES ACROSS THE STREET. 1055 00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:37,000 IT'S GONNA BE ALL CUTE. 1056 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,900 - YEAH, WE'RE GONNA WATCH HER GROW UP IN HERE. 1057 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:42,000 - I WANT FOR JASON AND I 1058 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,400 TO ACCEPT EACH OTHER 1059 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,000 AND TO BE KIND TO EACH OTHER 1060 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,800 AND TO BE THE PEOPLE THAT WE WERE 1061 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,333 WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE IN TURKS AND CAICOS. 1062 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:55,600 - I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON A FIRST DATE, HUH? 1063 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,233 - YEAH, I GUESS. - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT. 1064 00:36:57,233 --> 00:36:59,867 - THANK YOU. 1065 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:01,800 OH, MY GOD, YOU REALLY ARE DISG-- 1066 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,834 LIKE, YOU'RE DIS-- YOU HAVE FUR ON YOUR TONGUE. 1067 00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:05,033 YOU'RE GROSS. - GIMME A KISS. 1068 00:37:05,033 --> 00:37:06,133 - IT'S LIKE A CAT'S. 1069 00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:07,166 - THIS IS WHO YOU'RE GONNA MARRY. 1070 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,266 GIMME A KISS. 1071 00:37:08,266 --> 00:37:09,667 - NO. - GIMME A KISS. 1072 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,367 - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE GROSS. 1073 00:37:11,367 --> 00:37:13,233 - I'M HURTING. - DID YOU HAVE FUN? 1074 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,133 - IT WAS A BLAST. - WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING? 1075 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:16,233 - EVERYTHING. 1076 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:18,000 - I'M A MILLION PERCENT READY 1077 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,667 TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE, BY THE WAY. 1078 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,166 - A MILLION? - NOT A HUNDRED, A MILLION. 1079 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,233 I STARTED OFF AT 88, CREEPED UP TO 92. 1080 00:37:23,233 --> 00:37:25,066 - AT THE CRAPS TABLE, YOU TOLD ME 88. 1081 00:37:25,066 --> 00:37:26,700 - NO, IT WAS BETWEEN 88 AND 92, 1082 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,133 BUT NOW WE'RE AT A MILLION PERCENT, 1083 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:29,934 'CAUSE YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN YOUR SASH. 1084 00:37:29,934 --> 00:37:31,400 - THANKS. I LIKE THIS SASH, NO? - I LIKE-- 1085 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,667 NO, IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 1086 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,200 I WOULD LIKE A CHICKEN GYRO. I'M DOING IT. 1087 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,300 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN STREET-- 1088 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,300 MEAT OFF THE STREET IN MY LIFE. 1089 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,367 - THIS IS IT, BABY. 1090 00:37:40,367 --> 00:37:41,400 CITY HALL. 1091 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,567 - I KNOW. 1092 00:37:42,567 --> 00:37:44,900 MARRIAGE JUST SEEMS SO FRIVOLOUS RIGHT NOW. 1093 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:46,667 IT SEEMS SO SUPERFLUOUS AND UNNECESSARY. 1094 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:49,333 BUT THIS GYRO IS COMPLETELY, LIKE, H20. 1095 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:53,433 EXCUSE ME. 1096 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:56,000 - BABY, WE DID IT. - I KNOW! 1097 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,600 - I LOVE YOU, BABY. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1098 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,033 - I CAN'T WAIT TO REALLY MARRY YOU. 1099 00:37:59,033 --> 00:38:00,066 - THAT WAS FUN. 1100 00:38:00,066 --> 00:38:02,066 - I-I CAN CRY. 1101 00:38:02,066 --> 00:38:04,066 - AWW. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1102 00:38:04,066 --> 00:38:06,567 - OH, YOU'RE SO-- - I FINALLY HAVE A DAUGHTER. 1103 00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:07,700 - OH, YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY. 1104 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,000 [soft piano music] 1105 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,033 - WOW. 1106 00:38:11,033 --> 00:38:13,133 - DO YOU, BETHENNY, 1107 00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:14,900 CHOOSE JASON AS YOUR HUSBAND? 1108 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,000 - I DO. 1109 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,533 - SHE'S SO PRECIOUS. 1110 00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:22,734 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1111 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:25,800 I HAVE THREE GIRLS I'M IN LOVE WITH. 1112 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,200 YOU, COOKIE, AND MOMMY. 1113 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,066 - THIS IS THE TIP OF LONG ISLAND? 1114 00:38:31,066 --> 00:38:32,967 - MONTAUK IS THE TIP. - MONTAUK IS THE TIP. 1115 00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:34,233 - AND JASON'S FAV-- JASON'S FAVORITE GAME 1116 00:38:34,233 --> 00:38:35,533 IS CALLED JUST THE TIP. 1117 00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:36,834 - [chuckles] - JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS. 1118 00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:38,667 - I'D BE HAPPY WITH JUST THE TIP RIGHT NOW. 1119 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,867 - I JUST WASN'T AWARE THAT THE DEPRIVATION OF SEX 1120 00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:43,367 WOULD REALLY SEND JASON INTO A COMPLETE TAILSPIN. 1121 00:38:43,367 --> 00:38:45,633 AND YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX FOR SIX WEEKS 1122 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,767 AFTER YOU GIVE BIRTH. 1123 00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:48,934 DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 1124 00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:50,100 YOU'D LOVE TO PLAY JUST THE TIP. 1125 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,500 - OH, MY G-- CALL THE DOCTOR. 1126 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,333 - NO TIP. - YOU CALL THE DOCTOR AND ASK. 1127 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,767 - YOU'RE GONNA CALL HIM AND SEE IF YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 1128 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,033 - I KNOW I'M NOT GOOD TO GO, 'CAUSE WE HAVE A WEEK LEFT. 1129 00:38:57,033 --> 00:38:58,533 - IS THAT REALLY-- DOES THAT WEEK, 1130 00:38:58,533 --> 00:38:59,667 THAT LAST WEEK REALLY MATTER? 1131 00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:00,667 - THE DOCTOR SAID SIX WEEKS. 1132 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:02,467 - SIX WEEKS IS SIX WEEKS. - YEAH. 1133 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:04,667 - NO TIP. - I-- 1134 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:06,700 [laughs] 1135 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,700 - GOD FORBID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO ME, WHERE WOULD EVERYTHING GO? 1136 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,266 - PROBABLY BRYN, BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR BLOOD. 1137 00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:11,567 - OH. OH, GOOD, ALL RIGHT. 1138 00:39:11,567 --> 00:39:12,667 SO IT'S NOT GOING TO YOU TO, LIKE, 1139 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:14,300 SPEND ON SOME NEW, LIKE, 'HO. 1140 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:15,600 - [laughs] - SWEET YOUNG 'HO. 1141 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,300 [dog barks] 1142 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:19,433 - BEING THAT WE'RE, YOU KNOW, ON THIS PRIVATE JET... 1143 00:39:19,433 --> 00:39:20,767 - WHAT? 1144 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:22,600 - I'D LIKE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB. 1145 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,834 - OH, GOOD GOD. 1146 00:39:23,834 --> 00:39:26,867 - MAMA. [laughs] 1147 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:31,400 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1148 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,600 - WHAT DO I THINK? 1149 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,967 - ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB? 1150 00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:36,433 - OH, MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS QUESTION? 1151 00:39:36,433 --> 00:39:37,700 - WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BE IN TEN YEARS? 1152 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,166 - WHERE DO I WANT TO BE IN TEN YEARS? 1153 00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:40,333 MARRIED TO HER. 1154 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,533 - AWW. - [laughs] 1155 00:39:41,533 --> 00:39:42,934 - AWW. 1156 00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:45,333 - I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER, AND I KNOW 1157 00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:48,400 AND I FEEL THAT SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ME. 1158 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,967 AND IF YOU HAVE THAT AND YOU FEEL THAT, 1159 00:39:50,967 --> 00:39:52,667 YOU CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING. 1160 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:54,767 WHAT ARE WE PUTTING, MONKEYS ON THE WALLS IN HERE? 1161 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:58,066 - LIKE, YEAH, MONKEYS, UH, SUBTLE MONKEYS 1162 00:39:58,066 --> 00:39:59,867 AND A CUTE LITTLE, LIKE, CANDY-- 1163 00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:01,433 IT'S, LIKE, A CANDY-STRIPED CARPET. 1164 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:02,567 - IT--IT IS, IT'S CUTE. 1165 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:06,834 - LIKE, PINK AND YELLOW AND PURPLE. 1166 00:40:06,834 --> 00:40:08,867 IT'S GONNA BE COOL. 1167 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:10,066 COMING UP... 1168 00:40:10,066 --> 00:40:11,367 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO. 1169 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,934 LIKE, WE'RE NOT PREGNANT, TO MY KNOWLEDGE. 1170 00:40:13,934 --> 00:40:15,900 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1171 00:40:25,834 --> 00:40:27,333 - IT'S REALLY CRAZY. 1172 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,834 THINK OF THIS-- THREE YEARS AGO, 1173 00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:32,433 I'M IN A LITTLE, TINY APARTMENT UPTOWN. 1174 00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:34,300 YOU'RE IN A SMALLER ONE-BEDROOM, 1175 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,600 LITTLE BIT BIGGER ONE-BEDROOM. 1176 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,467 AND TO THIS? 1177 00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:41,200 - IT'S GREAT. IT'S REALLY WELL. 1178 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,033 IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM. 1179 00:40:44,033 --> 00:40:45,333 IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM. 1180 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:48,800 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE GOOD AT RELATIONSHIPS, 1181 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,867 AND I THINK JASON WANTS TO TOO. 1182 00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:52,367 WE'RE TWO YEARS IN, AND I'M NOW THINKING 1183 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,166 THAT, YOU KNOW, WE WORK ON IT. 1184 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:57,433 WE WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL. 1185 00:40:57,433 --> 00:40:58,734 WE WANT IT. WE'RE--WE'RE-- 1186 00:40:58,734 --> 00:41:00,400 WE'RE IN IT TO WIN IT, YOU KNOW. 1187 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,333 BUT STILL, WE STILL HAVE-- 1188 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,000 WE'RE KEEPING THE IKEA DRESSER, 1189 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,367 JUST PUTTING NICER KNOBS ON IT IN THE MASTER. 1190 00:41:05,367 --> 00:41:06,600 - I LOVE IT. 1191 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,300 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR ROOTS COMPLETELY. 1192 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,967 - NO, WE'VE BEEN VERY FRUGAL WITH THIS. 1193 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,066 I MEAN-- 1194 00:41:11,066 --> 00:41:12,166 - I THINK WE'VE BEEN VERY FRUGAL. 1195 00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:13,500 - NEGOTIATING EVERYTHING, I MEAN-- 1196 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,033 - THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS GETTING 1197 00:41:15,033 --> 00:41:16,266 A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL." 1198 00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:17,500 NOT BE--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 1199 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,000 IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD. 1200 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,066 IT'S ABOUT WHAT'S, LIKE, YOUR REALM OF REALITY. 1201 00:41:21,066 --> 00:41:22,767 - YEAH, NO, I-- - I WAS LOOKING-- 1202 00:41:22,767 --> 00:41:24,500 I SAW PIECES OF FURNITURE THAT WERE $40,000. 1203 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,166 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT--WHO-- WHEN HAVE I EVER-- 1204 00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:27,867 WHEN WOULD I EVER BUY A $40,000 PIECE OF FURNITURE?" 1205 00:41:27,867 --> 00:41:29,233 - I DON'T KNOW. 1206 00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:31,100 - AND THAT OTHER ROOM WE'RE DOING IN DARK COLORS. 1207 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,633 LIKE... 1208 00:41:33,633 --> 00:41:34,934 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WOULD DO. 1209 00:41:34,934 --> 00:41:37,800 LIKE, WE'RE NOT PREGNANT, TO MY KNOWLEDGE. 1210 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,367 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1211 00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,800 - NO, I MEAN-- 1212 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,934 - IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 1213 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,033 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 1214 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,333 MY BOOBS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SORE, 1215 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:45,667 BUT I THINK I'M GETTING MY PERIOD, BUT ANYWAY. 1216 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:46,700 I DON'T--BUT, UH-- 1217 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,266 - IF YOUR BOOBS ARE SORE NOW, 1218 00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:50,967 WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE PHARMACY AND GO GET A TEST? 1219 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:52,200 - BEFORE WE START PICKING PAINT COLORS? 1220 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,800 - YEAH. - WELL, THAT'S TRUE TOO. YEAH. 1221 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,300 - I MEAN, WE HAVE-- - I THOUGHT OF THAT LAST NIGHT. 1222 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:57,000 - WE HAVE TIME. - WE'RE NOT REALLY PLAN-- 1223 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,900 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING WITH THAT. 1224 00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,900 - WELL. 1225 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,066 - WHAT? 1226 00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:05,667 - THEN WE JUST CHANGE IT AROUND. 1227 00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:07,567 WE MIGHT MAKE IT BLUE IN THERE. 1228 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:09,767 - [laughs] - WHO KNOWS? 1229 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,433 - YOU WANT A LITTLE BOY. YEAH. 1230 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:13,200 - NO, I LOVE MY GIRLS. 1231 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,066 I'LL TAKE ANY-- ANYTHING HEALTHY. 1232 00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:17,667 - NO, I KNOW. I KNOW. 1233 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:19,900 I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT HAVING A SECOND CHILD. 1234 00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:21,633 I AM 41, 1235 00:42:21,633 --> 00:42:24,033 AND I CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT FACT. 1236 00:42:24,033 --> 00:42:27,500 AND I AM SO HAPPY WITH MY DAUGHTER, 1237 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,734 AND I LOVE HER, 1238 00:42:28,734 --> 00:42:31,100 AND SHE'S THE GREATEST CREATION OF MY LIFE. 1239 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,166 I DON'T LONG FOR ANOTHER CHILD. 1240 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:35,166 THE THING IS THAT, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW RIGHT NOW 1241 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:36,567 WHERE JASON STANDS WITH THAT, 1242 00:42:36,567 --> 00:42:38,567 BUT JASON WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD. 1243 00:42:38,567 --> 00:42:40,300 I THINK THAT WAS IN HIS PICTURE. 1244 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,700 YOU PLAN FOR WHERE YOU ARE. YOU LIVE IN THE NOW. 1245 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,200 - I AGREE. - YOU DEAL WITH WHAT YOU-- 1246 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,533 YOU KNOW, WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW 1247 00:42:44,533 --> 00:42:46,900 IS WE HAVE ONE BEAUTIFUL, HEALTHY BABY, WHO WE LOVE, 1248 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:47,934 AND WE-- AND WE BOTH ADORE HER. 1249 00:42:47,934 --> 00:42:49,000 - SO MUCH. 1250 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,367 - I GUESS WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS. 1251 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:51,800 JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO THE COLORS. 1252 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,767 - WHY DON'T YOU RUN TO THE PHARMACY NOW? 1253 00:42:53,767 --> 00:42:55,567 - OH, MY GOD, STOP. 1254 00:42:55,567 --> 00:42:57,900 NEXT TIME, ON THE SEASON FINALE 1255 00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,200 OF BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 1256 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,400 [all cheering] 1257 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,467 - GOOD HOLIDAY PARTY. 1258 00:43:01,467 --> 00:43:04,300 - JASON, I LOVE YOU, MAN. 1259 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,834 AND, BETHENNY, I LOVE YOU. 1260 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,266 [laughter] 1261 00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:08,567 - JACKIE, I WILL LEARN TO LOVE YOU. 1262 00:43:08,567 --> 00:43:11,133 [loud laughter] 1263 00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:12,533 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1264 00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:14,333 - YOUR NIPPLES ARE HANGING OUT. 1265 00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:15,834 - WHO CARES? - I DON'T CARE. 1266 00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:17,967 - WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WALK WITH MY PENIS HANGING OUT? 1267 00:43:17,967 --> 00:43:19,100 [laughter] 1268 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,333 - I HAVE NEWS, 1269 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,800 BUT I HAVEN'T TOLD MY HUSBAND OR MY FAMILY 1270 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,867 OR ANYBODY YET, BUT, UM-- 1271 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,066 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1272 00:43:24,066 --> 00:43:25,300 I THINK MY HUSBAND'S EAVESDROPPING. 1273 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,300 EVERYBODY GET IN THE LIVING ROOM. 1274 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:28,800 WE'RE HAVING A MEETING. UM... 1275 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,166 GARBAGE. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE THOSE HOARDERS 1276 00:43:31,166 --> 00:43:32,300 IN A STORAGE UNIT. 1277 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:34,266 - DO IT! 1278 00:43:34,266 --> 00:43:36,433 DO IT, DO IT! 1279 00:43:36,433 --> 00:43:40,834 - NOW IT IS HERE. WE'RE MOVING IN. 1280 00:43:40,834 --> 00:43:42,033 - OH, MY GOD. 1281 00:43:42,033 --> 00:43:43,533 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1282 00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:44,734 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS OUR HOUSE. 1283 00:43:44,734 --> 00:43:46,533 - [screams] - OH, MY GOD. 1284 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,767 - HI. - HI. 1285 00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,266 - HI. - LAST DAY. 1286 00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:50,300 - OH, MY GOD. 1287 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,033 IT'S HERE. SHE'S LEAVING. 1288 00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:55,367 - THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. - OH, MY GOD, STOP. 1289 00:43:55,367 --> 00:43:56,867 - THANK YOU. YOU CHANGED MY LIFE. 1290 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,800 - OH, MY GOD, JULIE, THANK YOU. 1291 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,867 [sniffles] 1292 00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:02,200 - I LOVE YOU. 1293 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,433 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1294 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:05,934 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.