1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,800 - PREVIOUSLY ON BETHENNY EVER AFTER... 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,767 - I LOVE NEW YORK. I LOVE WORKING HERE. 3 00:00:06,767 --> 00:00:08,700 I--I JUST-- 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,166 - AND YOU'RE SUCH A PLEASE-- - I DON'T WANT YOU 5 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:12,367 THINK THAT I'M NOT, LIKE, LOYAL TO YOU OR, LIKE, THAT I-- 6 00:00:12,367 --> 00:00:14,200 - I-- - I WANT TO DO THIS JOB. 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,166 AND, LIKE, I--YOU KNOW? 8 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,700 - I DON'T THINK THAT. YOU OKAY? 9 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:18,867 - YEAH, I'M OKAY. 10 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:21,100 - WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE CLOSET? 11 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:22,367 - I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE TO HEAR THIS, 12 00:00:22,367 --> 00:00:23,967 I THINK YOUR CLOSET SUCKS RIGHT NOW. 13 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:25,667 I THINK THE FLOOR PLAN IS SMALL. 14 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:29,467 I KNOW THAT JASON'S GETTING THE MEDIA ROOM RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 15 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:32,600 IF I HAD MY WAY, I'D BUST THROUGH IF POSSIBLE. 16 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,200 - I THINK WE SHOULD TALK TO JASON ABOUT THIS. 17 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,533 BECAUSE-- 18 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:39,266 - I DON'T THINK HE'D HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. 19 00:00:39,266 --> 00:00:40,934 - I DON'T WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE A TV CABINET 20 00:00:40,934 --> 00:00:42,066 THAT HAPPENS TO BE A BAR. 21 00:00:42,066 --> 00:00:45,367 BOOZE BOUGHT THIS APARTMENT. 22 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,600 WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A BOOZE CHURCH 23 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,333 TO PRAY TO THE BOOZE GODS 24 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:51,934 AND THANK THEM FOR THIS APARTMENT? 25 00:00:51,934 --> 00:00:53,233 YOU'VE BEEN HANDLING A LOT OF STUFF. 26 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:54,567 YOU'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF LOGISTICS. 27 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:56,533 YOU'VE DONE A LOT. - WELL, IT'S FOR US. 28 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:58,000 YOU KNOW, YOU DO YOUR THINGS, 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,667 I DO MY THINGS, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE A GOOD TEAM. 30 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:06,266 - I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE, LIKE, A LIFE DECISION. 31 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:09,900 I'M GOING TO MOVE HOME TO PITTSBURGH 32 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:13,533 AT THE END OF THE YEAR TO KIND OF START MY LIFE THERE. 33 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:39,834 - THIS IS SO US, CHEAP AND CHEESY. 34 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,533 RIGHT? - YEAH. 35 00:01:41,533 --> 00:01:43,633 - CHEAP AND EASY, ACTUALLY. 36 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:45,500 [laughter] - HOLIDAY PARTY! 37 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,100 - SO WHAT DO WE DO? A PITCHER? 38 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,867 YEAH, WE'LL DO SKINNYGIRLS UNLESS-- 39 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:52,133 YOU CAN HAVE A COSMO. YOU'RE NOT DRIVING TONIGHT. 40 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:53,300 - OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE SOME DRINKS. 41 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,000 - WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK, DAWA? 42 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,834 all: YEAH. 43 00:01:56,834 --> 00:01:58,567 - I'M EXCITED. 44 00:01:58,567 --> 00:02:00,000 - LIKE, HOW CUTE, HOW MANY PEOPLE. 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,233 IT'S, LIKE, AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY PARTY. 46 00:02:01,233 --> 00:02:02,467 - I KNOW. OH, MY GOD, BUT WE'RE MISSING-- 47 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:04,433 WHO ARE WE MISSING? - SONIA AND JASON. 48 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:05,767 - YEAH, WE NEED JASON HERE. 49 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:07,934 I NEED SOME TESTOSTERONE GOING ON IN HERE. 50 00:02:07,934 --> 00:02:09,767 I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIRLS HERE, MAN. 51 00:02:09,767 --> 00:02:12,033 - WELL, THIS IS YOUR GANG AND YOU LIKE TO BE 52 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:13,533 TO THE HEAD OF THE SKINNYGIRL GANG. 53 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:15,033 - YEAH, BUT I KNOW WE MISSING THE OTHER GUY. 54 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:16,900 NICK. 55 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,066 WE'RE MISSING NICK. - RIGHT. 56 00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:20,000 - GOOD IDEA. YOU LOVE NICK? 57 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,433 - HE'S COOL. HE'S-- 58 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:22,734 HE'S AN INTERESTING CHARACTER. 59 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:24,233 - IT'S BETHENNY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 60 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,533 - HI, BETHENNY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 61 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:27,633 - COME OVER TO TORTILLA FLATS. 62 00:02:27,633 --> 00:02:29,066 - TELL HIM TO TAKE A CAB. 63 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,166 - WHAT, YOU CAN'T HANDLE BEING WITH THIS MANY BOOBS? 64 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:32,867 - [laughs] NO, YEAH, I CAN HANDLE IT. 65 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:35,133 - OKAY, DWAYNE WANTS YOU TO RUSH OVER HERE. 66 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:36,934 - I CAN HANDLE IT. - ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING. 67 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:38,233 - OKAY. DWAYNE IS PART CAVEMAN. 68 00:02:38,233 --> 00:02:41,133 AND JUST THE IDEA OF BEING AROUND ALL WOMEN 69 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:42,900 IS NOT SOMETHING HE'S COMFORTABLE WITH. 70 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,500 WE THE GIRLS UP IN HERE. 71 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,133 LIKE, HE'S JUST, LIKE, IT HAS TO BE-- 72 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,000 HE HAS TO BE, LIKE, WATCHING FOOTBALL, 73 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,033 OR SCRATCHING HIS BALLS, OR EATING SOME CHICKEN WINGS 74 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:52,367 TO FEEL LIKE A MAN IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE. 75 00:02:52,367 --> 00:02:55,100 LIKE, I REMEMBER LAST YEAR IT WAS JUST YOU AND I. 76 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,834 BUT, BY THE WAY, THIS IS JULIE'S 77 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:59,133 LAST HOLIDAY PARTY. 78 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:02,200 - SHE CAN STILL COME. - [laughs] 79 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,433 - THAT'S TRUE, BUT I'M SAD. 80 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:06,567 - I KNOW. I'M SAD TOO. 81 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,000 - LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK. 82 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,633 - HI! - HI, EVERYBODY. 83 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:13,533 - FILL UP YOUR GLASS AND DO ANOTHER TOAST. 84 00:03:13,533 --> 00:03:15,400 - YEAH, YEAH. - OH, ALL RIGHT. 85 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,133 - THE PITCHERS ARE FLOWING, WE'RE STARTING TO DO THE TOASTS. 86 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:20,000 LET LOOSE. BRING IT ON. 87 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,100 OH, MY GOD. - AHH! 88 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,567 - JULIE, YOU'RE COMING BACK. 89 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:27,400 YOU JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO MAKE SURE, 90 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,867 BUT I THINK YOU'RE COMING BACK. 91 00:03:29,867 --> 00:03:32,467 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU BELONG HERE. 92 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:33,633 - WELL, MAYBE-- - SO, DOES THAT MEAN 93 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:34,800 ALL THE BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS 94 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,967 I'M ABOUT TO DO IN THE NEXT WHATEVER MONTH 95 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,767 IS GONNA BE FOR NOTHING? - NO, NO, NO. 96 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:40,533 NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT COMING BACK TO-- 97 00:03:40,533 --> 00:03:42,967 I WILL COME BACK TO THIS ALWAYS. 98 00:03:42,967 --> 00:03:44,133 - CHEERS TO JACKIE. 99 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:45,200 - TO JACKIE, TO JACKIE. 100 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,133 JACKIE, JACKIE, YEAH, YEAH. 101 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:48,834 HEY, NICK IS HERE. 102 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,934 I TOLD THEM TO COME GET YOU. 103 00:03:50,934 --> 00:03:52,867 I TOLD THEM TO CALL YOU TO COME GET ME. 104 00:03:52,867 --> 00:03:54,033 'CAUSE I NEEDED YOU. 105 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,467 LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT RIGHT QUICK. 106 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:57,133 - UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE MY COAT, THAT'S COOL. 107 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:59,200 - HOW ARE YOU? HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 108 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,300 - DO YOU DRINK? - MAYBE I'LL JUST HAVE 109 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,734 SOME OF THIS MARGARITA. - YEAH, OF COURSE. 110 00:04:01,734 --> 00:04:04,000 - SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? - I'M LEAVING. 111 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,600 I'M MOVING HOME TO PITTSBURGH. 112 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,700 - OH, WOW. - YEAH. 113 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,333 - IT'S CRAZY, MAN. - I'LL MISS YOU, JULIE. 114 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,700 - IT'S LIKE WE'LL [bleep] MISS YOU. 115 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:11,867 - YEAH, WELL, I'LL MISS YOU TOO. 116 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:13,700 I'M GONNA MISS EVERYONE. 117 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,000 - I NEED MORE DRINKS. 118 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,667 THIS JULIE THING, MAN. SHE'S CRAZY. 119 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:19,066 LET'S DRINK UP, 'CAUSE WE GOTTA GET NICK UP TO SPEED. 120 00:04:19,066 --> 00:04:21,333 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE AIN'T EVEN NOWHERE NEAR TIPSY. 121 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:23,133 - HERE'S TO DAWA FOR BEING ABLE TO COME OUT. 122 00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:24,734 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THE KIDS. 123 00:04:24,734 --> 00:04:26,066 [indistinct cheering] 124 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:35,233 - TO DAWA. - YOU HAVING FUN, DAWA? 125 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,533 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MUST THINK. 126 00:04:37,533 --> 00:04:39,066 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD, 127 00:04:39,066 --> 00:04:41,233 'CAUSE YOU DON'T TELL US, BUT-- - NO. 128 00:04:41,233 --> 00:04:42,367 I LOVE IT. - DO YOU LIKE IT? 129 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,700 - YEAH. 130 00:04:53,033 --> 00:04:54,433 I HAVE EVERYTHING. 131 00:04:54,433 --> 00:04:55,600 - OH, DAWA, OH, MY GOD. 132 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,900 - SHE'S THE BEST MOM. YOU'RE THE BEST. 133 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,967 all: AWW. - YEP, SHE THEIR MOTHER. 134 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,533 - OH, IT GOING DOWN. I THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA CRY. 135 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:03,934 - OH, IT'S GOING DOWN. - [laughs] 136 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,266 - BETHENNY, CALM DOWN. 137 00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:08,467 all: YAY! [cheers and applause] 138 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:11,567 - MY MAN IS HERE, MORE TESTOSTERONE. 139 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:12,867 - HI, EVERYBODY. - HI, JASON. 140 00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:14,233 - EVERYBODY LOOKS SO NICE. 141 00:05:14,233 --> 00:05:15,667 THIS IS SOME CREW. 142 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,767 I MEAN, I LOOK AROUND AND SOMETIMES 143 00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:19,333 I JUST SCRATCH MY HEAD. 144 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:24,166 I MEAN, I THINK OF, UH, POSSIBLY WORKING WITH BETHENNY 145 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,133 AND THIS IS-- THIS IS THE CREW. 146 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:29,133 I MEAN, IT'S HYSTERICAL. 147 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:32,533 IT'S SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE PART OF. 148 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,700 GET OUT OF HERE, KID. 149 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,967 I'M GONNA MISS YOU, KID. 150 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,100 - NO, JASON. 151 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:37,467 - AW, MY JULIE'S LEAVING. 152 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:40,066 - JASON IS THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM. 153 00:05:40,066 --> 00:05:41,667 I'M GONNA LET Y'ALL KNOW THAT. - AND AFTER. 154 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,400 - THAT'S THE STORM, I'M THE CALM? 155 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,900 - ABSOLUTELY, MY MAN. 156 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,834 - DWAYNE ISN'T DRIVING TONIGHT. 157 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,133 WHEN WE GOT THERE HE SAID HE WAS 158 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:49,367 GOING TO KEEP IT IN CHECK. 159 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:50,667 AND HE WAS JUST GONNA STAY MELLOW. 160 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,600 AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE PITCHERS 161 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,266 STARTED FLOWING DOWN HIS GULLET. 162 00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:57,633 - I LOVE YOU, MAN. 163 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:59,633 AND BETHENNY, I LOVE YOU, MAN. 164 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:02,066 JULIE, I LOVE YOU, MAN. 165 00:06:02,066 --> 00:06:03,367 [laughter] 166 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:05,500 JACKIE, I WILL LEARN TO LOVE YOU, MAN. 167 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:06,867 [laughter] 168 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,467 - I JUST WANNA SAY, 169 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:12,000 I LOVE ALL OF YOU, AND THIS HOLIDAY PARTY 170 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,033 IS EXACTLY WHAT IT NEEDED TO BE. 171 00:06:14,033 --> 00:06:15,100 YOU ARE RIGHT. 172 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,500 WE ARE THE LAND OF MISFIT TOYS 173 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,934 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 174 00:06:17,934 --> 00:06:20,867 THIS IS WHAT I KNOW. THIS IS MY FAMILY. 175 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:22,266 THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO DO THINGS. 176 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:24,533 IT'S NEVER TRADITIONAL AND IT'S NEVER BORING. 177 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:25,967 AND EVERYBODY GETS TO DO 178 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:27,700 ANYTHING THAT THEY WANT IN THEIR LIFE, 179 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:28,867 JUST DO IT. 180 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:31,600 - CHEERS. - TOAST TO THAT, MAN. 181 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,967 I LOVE YOU ALL, BABY. - WHOO! 182 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:35,433 - HOLIDAY PARTY. [laughter] 183 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:38,467 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 184 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:50,233 - CALL HOME. 185 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:54,166 - HI. - HI. 186 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:55,333 - SORRY WE'RE LATE. - WE WORKED TOGETHER 187 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,667 THE LAST TIME. - YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 188 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,033 AND I LOVE THIS, IT'S SO GREAT. 189 00:06:58,033 --> 00:06:59,767 HI--OH, HI. 190 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,967 OH, COOL, IT'S ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. 191 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,867 - GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - OH, MY GOD. 192 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,533 OH, AWES--HI. - HI, BETHENNY. 193 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:05,633 JAKE. HOW'S IT GOING? HOW ARE YOU? 194 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,700 NICE TO MEET YOU. - HOW ARE YA? 195 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,767 - WHAT'S THE WHOLE KIND OF LOOK 196 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,567 AND VIBE THIS TIME? both: BALANCE. 197 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,900 - OH, JESUS. OKAY. - YEAH, EXACTLY. 198 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,467 IT'S ABOUT GOSSIP. - AND THE GOSSIP 199 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,867 IS BASED ON, LIKE, ALL THE CRAPPY PRESS AND LIKE-- 200 00:07:16,867 --> 00:07:19,300 STOP THE GOSSIP, OKAY. 201 00:07:20,867 --> 00:07:21,934 THAT'S HILARIOUS. 202 00:07:21,934 --> 00:07:23,033 ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL BANG IT OUT. 203 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:24,633 WE'LL BE QUICK. WE'LL BE QUICK. 204 00:07:24,633 --> 00:07:27,066 I HAVE A MONTHLY COLUMN WITH GLAMOUR MAGAZINE. 205 00:07:27,066 --> 00:07:29,333 AND WE DO THESE PHOTO SHOOTS 206 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,734 SO THEY CAN BANK PICTURES 207 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:33,767 OF ME TO GO WITH EACH COLUMN. 208 00:07:33,767 --> 00:07:35,734 - IT'S THE LAST WORK SHOOT. 209 00:07:35,734 --> 00:07:36,834 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS NOT. 210 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:38,000 I'M GONNA START CRYING. 211 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,100 IT'S 9:00 IN THE MORNING AND I'VE NOT 212 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,400 BEEN STOPPED CRYING, OH, MY GOD. 213 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,633 LIKE, LOOK AT THIS. 214 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:42,934 I THINK WE SHOULD JUST SHOOT ME THIS WAY. 215 00:07:42,934 --> 00:07:44,300 I LOOK SO AWESOME. - PERFECT. 216 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,800 - I FEEL GREAT. - SIT, SIT, GO. 217 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,100 WE GOTTA MOVE. YOU GUYS HAVE TO MOVE FAST. 218 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,567 - IT'S REALLY THE FIRST DAY THAT IT REALLY HIT ME. 219 00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:53,100 LIKE, THIS IS REALLY OUR LAST PHOTO SHOOT. 220 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:55,867 AND I'M STILL RELYING ON HER AS IF IT WERE OUR FIRST. 221 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:58,133 I CAN'T HANDLE ANY NEW PEOPLE. - I AGREE. 222 00:07:58,133 --> 00:08:00,200 - I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE TEARS LEFT IN MY DUCTS 223 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,967 TO HAVE NEW PEOPLE, AND NEW PEOPLE LEAVE, 224 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:04,166 AND BREAKDOWNS, AND ALL THAT TYPE OF STUFF. 225 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:06,300 IF YOU GUYS WENT ANYWHERE, I WOULD DIE. 226 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,066 LIKE I SAID, WE HAVE OUR PEOPLE. 227 00:08:08,066 --> 00:08:09,567 WE HAVE OUR TEAM AND THAT'S IT. 228 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:10,800 - YEAH. - YOU KNOW? 229 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,667 AGAIN, THE LUNATIC SUBJECT 230 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,500 THAT WE'RE PHOTOGRAPHING WHILE SHE HAS 231 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,066 A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IN THE MAKEUP CHAIR. 232 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:17,867 - I'M, IF I--YOU KNOW, WORST COMES TO WORST, 233 00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:19,567 I'LL HAVE DWAYNE COME UP AND DO SOME FILING. 234 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:20,667 - IS SHE DONE? 235 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,900 - SHE'S READY TO GET DRESSED. 236 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,266 - AH, IT TORE. 237 00:08:24,266 --> 00:08:25,633 - OKAY, I'LL MAKE IT EASIER. 238 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:26,967 WHERE AM I AS A PERSON? 239 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,767 I STILL CAN'T GET A DRESS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 240 00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:32,033 OKAY. 241 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,166 THEY'RE HANGIN'. 242 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,834 OH, MY GOD. I LOVE IT. 243 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:38,800 - OKAY, SO I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD JUST 244 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,967 KICK OFF WITH A LITTLE BIT OF PERSONALITY. 245 00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:42,100 AND THEN WE'LL START THROWING PROPS IN. 246 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,567 - OKAY, PERFECT. 247 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,600 - IS THIS HER FIRST ONE? TOSS IT. 248 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,700 BEAUTIFUL, YEAH. YOU'RE GOOD. 249 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:51,066 EXCELLENT. YEAH, MAYBE-- 250 00:08:51,066 --> 00:08:52,233 WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE BIT OF SHOCK? 251 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:53,667 LIKE, YOU JUST-- LIKE YOU'RE DIRTY 252 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,100 OR SOMETHING. - OKAY. 253 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,233 - YEAH. 254 00:08:57,233 --> 00:09:00,333 - MEGAPHONE. - BEAUTIFUL. 255 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:03,567 [laughter] 256 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,734 - BETHENNY, NOT SO BIG MOUTHED, IT LOOKS-- 257 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:07,033 - LIKE I'M GIVING A BLOWJOB? 258 00:09:07,033 --> 00:09:08,533 - IT LOOKS LIKE A GLAMOUR STORY IN THE MAKING. 259 00:09:08,533 --> 00:09:09,667 - IT LOOKS LIKE A DIFFERENT MAGAZINE 260 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:10,734 FOR A DIFFERENT TIME? - YEP, UH-HUH. 261 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:12,433 - NOT THE GOSSIP ONE, OKAY. 262 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:13,633 [shutter clicking] 263 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:15,433 - THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 264 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:16,967 BEAUTIFUL. 265 00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:18,400 - [indistinct] 266 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,500 [laughter] 267 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,100 - AND THEN LET'S START IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 268 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,400 LET'S GET SOME SURPRISE IN HERE. 269 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,133 - YAY! - [laughs] 270 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,734 BONUS TRACK. - GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS. 271 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,066 - OH, YEAH, THAT FELT GOOD. 272 00:09:29,066 --> 00:09:31,233 [bleep] GOSSIP. 273 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,433 announcer: COMING UP... 274 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,266 - AND I HAVE NEWS, BUT I HAVEN'T TOLD 275 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:35,800 MY HUSBAND OR MY FAMILY OR ANYBODY YET. 276 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,433 BUT, UM-- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 277 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:38,700 I THINK MY HUSBAND'S EAVESDROPPING. 278 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,800 - EVERYBODY GET IN THE LIVING ROOM. 279 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,066 WE'RE HAVING A MEETING. 280 00:09:41,066 --> 00:09:42,633 DON'T BE SCARED. YOU'RE NOT LOSING YOUR JOB. 281 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,633 UM-- 282 00:09:57,266 --> 00:09:59,934 - THIS IS IN, UH, ARIZONA. 283 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,734 - ARIZONA? 284 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,200 OH, MY GOD. 285 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,633 WERE YOU WITH ME? 286 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:08,300 [giggling] - YEAH, TAKING THE PICTURES. 287 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,667 - I DON'T KNOW. WHERE'S JACKIE? 288 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:11,066 THIS IS OUR LAST PHOTO SHOOT. 289 00:10:11,066 --> 00:10:12,433 THIS IS ABOUT WORK. 290 00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,800 THE SHOW MUST GO ON. 291 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,300 I AM NOT GOING TO BREAKDOWN. 292 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,133 I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A SOB STORY 293 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,066 AT THE GLAMOUR MAGAZINE PHOTO SHOOT. 294 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:22,500 THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS. 295 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,133 - JULIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 296 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:26,166 - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING, SORRY. 297 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,000 - LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 298 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,400 - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 299 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,734 BUT THESE ARE BRAND-NEW AND I WANTED TO SHOW HER THESE. 300 00:10:32,734 --> 00:10:35,033 I'M MAKING HER CRY? - I KNOW, YEAH. 301 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,533 - OH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. OH, MY GOD. 302 00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,567 DON'T CRY. STOP, STOP, STOP. 303 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:39,700 - YOU'RE, LIKE, LEAVING 304 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,100 AND YOU'RE SHOWING HER SAPPY PICTURES. 305 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,133 - NO, THEY'RE NOT. THEY'RE PICTURES OF EVENTS. 306 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,867 - I KNOW, AND THEY'RE A LONG JOURNEY. 307 00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:46,967 - I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I'M GONNA SIT DOWN. 308 00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:48,600 - OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT WE WERE EVEN IN ARIZONA. 309 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,567 - I HAD NO IDEA. 310 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,967 [sighs] 311 00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:54,967 - YOU'RE SUCH A MUSH. 312 00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,800 YOU KNOW. 313 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,133 - I'M SO SENTIMENTAL AND EMOTIONAL. 314 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,467 WHOO! 315 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:03,834 ALL RIGHT. 316 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,433 I NEED A DECAF ICE COFFEE. 317 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:06,667 [grunts] 318 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,033 SORRY. 319 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:09,467 - I KNOW! WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME TODAY. 320 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:11,033 - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S HARD. 321 00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:12,934 I'M, LIKE, CHEERY FOR THIS AND I'M CRYING FOR THIS. 322 00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:15,333 I WANNA JUMP IN THE WATER. - ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS. 323 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,500 - TOTALLY, UGH! - UP AGAIN. 324 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,100 - I'M SORRY. 325 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,300 - THAT'S OKAY. 326 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,400 - DON'T CRY, NO. - NO, IT'S OKAY. 327 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,934 - NO, NO. 328 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,467 YOU'LL RUIN SONIA'S MAKE UP. 329 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:27,934 - NO, I KNOW-- - WE'LL CRY TONIGHT. 330 00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:29,600 - BUT IT DIDN'T HIT ME TILL TODAY. 331 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,433 - I KNOW. 332 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:34,800 - [sniffles] THAT'S WEIRD. 333 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,567 IT DIDN'T HIT ME. - I KNOW. 334 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,367 - I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, A GOOD THING. 335 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:39,867 OH, JESUS CHRIST. 336 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,333 - IT'S OKAY. - [groans] 337 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,934 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'M-- 338 00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,400 - [sighs] 339 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,667 - IT'S OKAY. 340 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,066 IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 341 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,467 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. - I KNOW. 342 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,266 CAN YOU BLOW-DRY YOUR EYES? 343 00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:52,700 IS IT POSSIBLE? 344 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:55,700 - NOT THAT CLOSE. - OH. 345 00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:01,100 - [laughs] - IS THAT NORMAL? 346 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,500 - I DON'T KNOW. [laughter] 347 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,200 - IT'S NORMAL FOR YOU GUYS. 348 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,300 - BLOW-DRY MY EYES, I WANT TO TEARS TO GO AWAY. 349 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,233 - I WAS WATCHING THIS SHOW THE OTHER DAY 350 00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:10,633 AND SHE DIDN'T WANNA HEAR THE PERSON TALKING ANYMORE, 351 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:14,433 SO SHE JUST TURNED ON A BLOW-DRYER UNTIL THEY LEFT. 352 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,200 - I WAS GONNA STOP THE LAMBS FROM SCREAMING, 353 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,400 NOW I JUST WANNA STOP THE TEARS FROM STREAMING. 354 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,967 THAT'S SOME--THAT'S DEFINITELY A COUNTRY SONG. 355 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,967 AM I NORMAL? - TILL THE PERSON WALKED OUT. 356 00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,734 DO PEOPLE DO THAT? IT ACTUALLY WORKED. 357 00:12:25,734 --> 00:12:27,533 JUST BLOW-DRY YOUR EYES, NO? IS THAT BAD? 358 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,500 - LOOKING FOCUSED. - OH, I HAVE AN IDEA. 359 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,066 - I LOVE IT. GOOD, GOOD. 360 00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:33,700 JUST TURN THE OTHER ONE IN. 361 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,133 - THESE ARE CUTE. 362 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,967 - GOOD, THERE, NICE WITH THE SHOULDERS DROPPED. 363 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:42,367 - YEAH, YES. 364 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,734 - WE TRY JUGGLING AT THE SAME TIME? 365 00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:47,867 [laughs] 366 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,467 - THANK YOU SO MUCH, BETHENNY. 367 00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,567 - I'M JUST GONNA UNICYCLE HOME TO GET OUT OF HERE. 368 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:53,133 [laughter] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 369 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,500 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'LL JUST UNICYCLE HOME. 370 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,633 - OH. MWAH! 371 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:56,900 - IT'LL BE MUCH FASTER THAN THE SUBWAY. 372 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,333 - OKAY, AWESOME. - THANK YOU. 373 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,367 - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET CHANGED. 374 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,433 - IT'S CRAZY. 375 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,166 - I KNOW, BUT YOU HELPED BUILD THIS. 376 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,734 - I KNOW. 377 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:06,934 - AAH! - DON'T CRY. 378 00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:08,100 I KNOW IT'S CHANGE. 379 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,834 I KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. 380 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,100 - [crying] UGH. 381 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,500 - I MEAN, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO THEM YOUR-- 382 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,934 JACKIE WILL DO THESE NEXT WITH HER EYES CLOSED. 383 00:13:15,934 --> 00:13:17,934 - OKAY. 384 00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:19,133 [sniffles] 385 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,266 - DON'T CRY. 386 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,934 - BUT, I MEAN, WE ALL HAPPENED TOGETHER-- 387 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,500 - I KNOW. WE DID IT TOGETHER. 388 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,934 - WE REALLY DID DO IT TOGETHER. 389 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,000 - I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE NOT GIVING, LIKE, I MEAN-- 390 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,500 - WE DID DO IT TOGETHER. 391 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,667 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 392 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,500 I CAN REMEMBER HER STARTING AND JUST 393 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,166 MAKING MISTAKES EVERY SINGLE DAY. 394 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:36,433 AND ME JUST RIDING HER AND BEING SO TOUGH ON HER. 395 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,100 REALLY TOUGH HER, LIKE A-- 396 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:41,367 LIKE A SISTER OR THE NOT-FAVORITE CHILD. 397 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,900 YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE MIDDLE CHILD. 398 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,533 JUST REALLY GOING AFTER HER. 399 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,633 AND SHE WANTED TO DO BETTER. 400 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,000 JESUS. [sniffles] 401 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,633 - IT'LL BE GOOD. IT'LL BE GOOD. 402 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,967 - IT'S JUST LIKE AN END OF AN ERA. 403 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,266 - IT IS. - THIS THE END OF AN ERA. 404 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,667 IT'S THIS MOMENT THAT'S-- THAT'S HARD. 405 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,066 I KNOW THAT WE'LL BE-- 406 00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:02,100 I KNOW THAT WE'LL BE FINE ONCE THIS MOMENT PASSES, 407 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:05,934 BUT IT'S THIS MOMENT THAT IS JUST SO INTENSE. 408 00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:07,166 AND JUST, IT'S MEANINGFUL. 409 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,433 - I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT. 410 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,700 - [breathing deeply] OH, MY GOD. 411 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,266 OH, MY GOD. - [laughing] SORRY. 412 00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:13,767 - IT'S TOO MUCH. - WE GOTTA GO, LET'S GO. 413 00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,166 WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. - ALL RIGHT. 414 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,767 LET'S JUST-- I'LL JUST CHANGE IN HERE. 415 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,500 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 416 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,333 - [sniffles] THIS IS A [bleep] NIGHTMARE. 417 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,633 - I LOVE YOU. 418 00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:25,567 - I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I'M FREAKING OUT. 419 00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:36,900 - WHAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREET? - I DON'T KNOW. 420 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,700 WHY DON'T YOU START WHERE YOU'D LIKE? 421 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,934 - I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 422 00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:42,100 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY LIFE. 423 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,800 - A LOT OF THINGS ARE UP IN THE AIR? 424 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,567 - UM--YEAH, TO SAY THE VERY LEAST. 425 00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,233 IT'S JUST BEEN, LIKE, A CRAZY, CRAZY-- 426 00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:52,033 IT'S, LIKE, THE WEIRDEST TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD. 427 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:55,166 NOT A GOOD IDEA TO GO THROUGH A RENOVATION, 428 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,667 GIVEN THE FACT-- 429 00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,467 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, RENOVATION'S DIFFICULT ANYWAY, 430 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:00,767 AND I HAVE SO MUCH GOING ON. 431 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,633 AND ALSO, I HAVE A LOT GOING ON IN MY RELATIONSHIP. 432 00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:04,700 AND IT'S BEEN A REALLY TUMULTUOUS YEAR. 433 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,767 SO, DOING A RENOVATION DURING A TUMULTUOUS YEAR 434 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,734 IN YOUR MARRIAGE IS ALSO CHALLENGING. 435 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,734 IT CHALLENGES ANY HEALTHY COUPLE. 436 00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,533 THE THINGS WE TALKED ABOUT WHEN I WALKED IN HERE, 437 00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:16,133 YOU KNOW, ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP 438 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:20,066 AND ME STAYING WITH IT, AND, UM-- 439 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:23,100 WHY I'M KEEPING GOING AND WHY I'M DOING ALL THIS. 440 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,834 I'VE NEVER HID THE FACT THAT-- 441 00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:28,100 THAT RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE MOST CHALLENGING 442 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,367 PART OF MY LIFE, I THINK. 443 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:33,166 NOT RELATIONSHIPS, MAN AND WOMAN RELATIONSHIP. 444 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,200 - MM-HMM. - NOT FRIENDSHIPS. 445 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,467 - INTIMATE LOVE RELATIONSHIP. - RIGHT. 446 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:38,800 RIGHT, I WOULD SAY. 447 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,233 BUT, YOU KNOW, I ALSO BEAT MYSELF UP ABOUT THAT, SO-- 448 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,500 - THAT WON'T GET YOU VERY FAR. 449 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,266 - WELL, NO, CONTINUING TO SAY THAT 450 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,200 IS A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY TO FAIL. 451 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,567 WHAT IF I JUST WALKED AROUND SAYING, 452 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,834 "I'M GREAT AT RELATIONSHIPS. 453 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,100 I'M AMAZING AT THEM." 454 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,000 YOU KNOW? 455 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,367 THAT WOULD BE LYING, BUT NO-- 456 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,400 [laughter] 457 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,033 THAT'S CALLED LYING, DOC. 458 00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,133 WHEN YOU SAY NEGATIVE THINGS, THEN THEY ACTUALLY HAPPEN. 459 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,367 SO IF YOU'RE WALKING AROUND SAYING, 460 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,600 "I'M NOT GREAT AT RELATIONSHIPS," 461 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,934 THEN YOU WON'T BE GOOD AT RELATIONSHIPS. 462 00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:05,400 - IT'S DIFFERENT TO SAY, "I FAIL AT RELATIONSHIPS." 463 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,767 OR, "I SUCK AT RELATIONSHIPS," VERSUS WHAT YOU SAID. 464 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,533 WHICH IS, "RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE MOST CHALLENGING 465 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,000 THING IN MY LIFE." - OH, OKAY, OKAY. 466 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,433 - "AND I'M UP TO THE CHALLENGE. AND I'M WORKING ON IT. 467 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:14,767 AND I'M IN THERAPY." - OH, ABSOLUTELY. 468 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,133 - "AND I'M DOING OTHER THINGS." - YEAH, OH, MY GOD. 469 00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:17,333 I'M TOTALLY WORKING ON IT. 470 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,800 I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON. 471 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,066 - INCLUDING JULIE'S LEAVING. 472 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,133 - INCLUDING JULIE'S LEAVING, YEAH. 473 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,533 I LOVE JULIE. IT'S TRANSITION. 474 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,734 IT'S CHANGE. - YEAH. 475 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,100 - IT'S GOOD FOR HER. 476 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,166 AND YES, THAT IS-- IT IS A LOT OF CHANGE. 477 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:31,066 - HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT? 478 00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:32,233 - I'M NOT SURE. 479 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,500 YOU JUST MANAGE. YOU SURVIVE. 480 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,667 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 481 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,266 - THERE'S A FINE LINE SOMETIMES, 482 00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,333 ON THE FACE OF IT, BETWEEN GIVING UP, 483 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,500 BECAUSE YOU FEEL BLAH AND DEPRESSED, 484 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,934 AND SURRENDERING WHAT YOU CAN'T CONTROL IN ORDER TO WIN. 485 00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:47,033 AND IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE SURRENDERING TO WIN. 486 00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:50,500 AND THE WINNING IS, EACH DAY YOU'RE FOCUSED 487 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,700 ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU. 488 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,800 YOU KNOW, YOUR INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS-- 489 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,200 WITH YOUR HUSBAND, WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 490 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,900 - I AM MORE FOCUSED ON THAT. 491 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,000 FOR SURE. - YEAH. 492 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,300 - I REALLY DO BELIEVE THAT THE REASON WE'VE BEEN 493 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,266 SO ON EACH OTHER IS BECAUSE 494 00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:08,767 THIS IS THE YEAR OF ACCEPTANCE. 495 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,000 THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON. 496 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,033 THERE'S A LOT OF FACTORS GOING ON. 497 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,800 announcer: COMING UP... 498 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,734 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 499 00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:25,333 - YOUR NIPPLES ARE HANGING OUT. 500 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,200 - WHAT, SO CALL HUMAN RESOURCES. 501 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,300 - WOULD LIKE ME TO WALK WITH MY PENIS HANGING OUT? 502 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,300 [laughter] 503 00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:44,100 - I DIDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT. - WHY? 504 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,567 - 'CAUSE I GOT STUFF ON MY BRAIN. 505 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,834 THIS BITCH IS LATE TODAY. 506 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:47,967 SHE THINKS IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW-- 507 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,133 - HELLO. - WHAT IS IT, CASUAL FRIDAYS? 508 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,567 - HI. - HI. 509 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,266 - HI. - LAST DAY. 510 00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:56,066 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S THE LAST DAY. 511 00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:58,000 TODAY'S GRADUATION DAY. 512 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,433 IT IS JULIE'S LAST DAY. 513 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,967 THERE IS NO WAY TO GET AROUND IT. 514 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,600 THE DAY HATH COMETH. 515 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,934 I THINK WE'RE ALL READY, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN 516 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,500 LEADING UP TO IT SO MUCH TOO. 517 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,066 WE'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT. WE'VE BEEN UPSET ABOUT IT. 518 00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:10,633 THE BAND-AID NEEDS TO RIP OFF. 519 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,166 YOU LOOK PRETTY ON YOUR LAST DAY. 520 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,567 - THANKS. - WHAT IS GOING ON? 521 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,333 IT'S HER LAST DAY OF WORK. - THAT'S SO WEIRD. 522 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,266 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 523 00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,233 - YOUR NIPPLES ARE HANGING OUT. 524 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,133 - YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. 525 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,166 - WHAT, SO CALL HUMAN RESOURCES. 526 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,500 I DON'T CARE. CALL HUMAN RESOURCES. 527 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,767 OH, JACKIE. - JACKIE CARES. 528 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,867 - I DON'T WANNA--WHO CARES? WHO CARES? 529 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,033 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO CARES? 530 00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,667 WHAT IF OTHER GUYS WALK IN HERE 531 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:32,967 AND YOUR NIPPLES ARE HANGING OUT? 532 00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:35,300 - WHEN ARE GUYS GONNA WALK IN HERE? 533 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,500 - WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WALK 534 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,734 WITH MY PENIS HANGING OUT? 535 00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:39,166 [laughter] 536 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,667 - MY GOD. - THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT IT IS. 537 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,133 - I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S THAT BAD. 538 00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:43,934 - [laughs] - I DON'T CARE. 539 00:18:43,934 --> 00:18:45,600 - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IF JACKIE CAME IN 540 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,600 WITH THAT TYPE OF SHIRT, AND WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER 541 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,667 AND I LOOK ACROSS AND I SEE HER NIPPLES HANGING OUT? 542 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,934 - YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. 543 00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:52,800 - I MEAN, WE COULD INSTITUTE THAT POLICY 544 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,834 IF WE WANT TO, BUT-- [laughter] 545 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,834 - YOU'RE LUCKY I'M WEARING UNDERWEAR AT THE OFFICE. 546 00:18:56,834 --> 00:19:01,400 ONCE A DAY, AT LEAST, DO I SAY TO JACKIE, 547 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,900 "SORRY ABOUT MY VAGINA." 548 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,367 IT'S JUST-- 'CAUSE I'M CHANGING SO QUICKLY. 549 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:06,834 AND IT'S, LIKE, SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK. 550 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,433 SHE DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE. 551 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,967 I APOLOGIZED TO THE GROUP. 552 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:12,467 - [singing a note] 553 00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:14,033 - JESUS. THEY'RE UP TO YOUR THROAT. 554 00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,333 - HIGH AND TIGHT. 555 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,667 YEAH, WE'RE GIVING BREAST IMPLANTS NOW 556 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,734 AT THE WORKPLACE. EVERYONE SHOULD TRY IT. 557 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,133 - ARE YOU GONNA WALK OUT OF HERE TODAY 558 00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,633 AND BE LIKE, "'F' EVERYBODY." 559 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,000 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 560 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,300 - LOOK AT HOW HAPPY YOU ARE. - [laughs] 561 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,533 STOP IT. WAIT, SERIOUSLY, UM-- 562 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,567 JASON, HERE, LOOK IT-- 563 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,266 HERE, OPEN ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS PLEASE. 564 00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:34,767 - LET ME GET ON MY KNEES AND GET TO WORK. 565 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,133 HOW'S THIS FOR SURREAL? I'M, LIKE-- 566 00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:39,500 HOW'S THIS, LIKE, DAVE--DAVE MATUSE, 567 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,900 UNCLE LARRY, UM, OPIE-- - BUT WAIT-- 568 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,333 - ELLEN AND PORTIA. - REALLY? 569 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,834 REALLY? - OKAY. 570 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:50,600 REALLY, OKAY? LET ME SEE. 571 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,967 I'M LIKE, "WHO THE HECK'S THAT?" 572 00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:53,633 AND I'M LIKE, "OH." - WE'RE SUCH BIG TIME. 573 00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:56,033 THAT'S BIG TIME. 574 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:57,633 [phone ringing] 575 00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,467 - THIS IS JULIE. - WHO'S THAT? 576 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,166 - CARRIE. - OH, NO, I NEED HER. 577 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,500 HI. 578 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,166 SO I'M IN THE OTHER ROOM BECAUSE I HAVE, LIKE-- 579 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:05,533 I HAVE NEWS, BUT I HAVEN'T TOLD 580 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,734 MY HUSBAND OR MY FAMILY OR ANYBODY YET, BUT, UM-- 581 00:20:07,734 --> 00:20:10,633 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? WHAT, I'LL-- 582 00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:11,834 I'LL BE IN THERE IN A SEC. 583 00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:12,967 I THINK MY HUSBAND'S EAVESDROPPING. 584 00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,300 I AM, I'M NOT GONNA BE EXCITED 585 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,033 UNTIL I TELL EVERYBODY HERE, 'CAUSE I, LIKE, 586 00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,400 DON'T BELIEVE IT. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. 587 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,800 LIKE, I HAVEN'T--I HAVE TO JUST KIND OF, LIKE, 588 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,200 TALK TO EVERYBODY. 589 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,266 I'M GONNA DO IT TODAY. I'M DOING IT THIS MORNING. 590 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,900 LIKE, IT AFFECTS MY ASSISTANT JACKIE. 591 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,033 IT AFFECTS, LIKE, MY DRIVER. 592 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,600 IT AFFECTS MY NANNY. 593 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,800 I GOT SOME PRETTY GIGANTIC NEWS. 594 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,800 AND I'M ON THE PHONE WITH MY PUBLICIST. 595 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,767 AND JASON'S MULLING AROUND. 596 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,934 WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE THIS DOOR? 597 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,600 GO IN THE OFFICE. GO IN THE OFFICE. 598 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,834 BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S THE STORY. 599 00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,100 SO JUST, LIKE, IN YOUR MIND, THINK ABOUT 600 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,533 WHAT THE HELL. 601 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,834 'CAUSE I-- 602 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,333 THANK YOU. 603 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,166 WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE THIS DOOR? YOU'RE SUCH AN EAVESDROPPER. 604 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,467 - YOU'RE ACCUSING YOUR HUSBAND OF EAVESDROPPING. 605 00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,000 - 'CAUSE YOU ARE. - WHY WOULD I EAVESDROP ON YOU? 606 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,633 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS MY FAMILY. 607 00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,033 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I'M GETTING DRESSED. 608 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:55,133 EVERYBODY GET IN THE LIVING ROOM, 609 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:57,066 WE'RE HAVING A MEETING. 610 00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,467 OKAY, SIT DOWN, DOLL. 611 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,033 - NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME. WHAT IS GOING ON? 612 00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:03,033 - I'M SCARING MYSELF. 613 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,500 UM-- 614 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,834 UH-- 615 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,100 WE GOT THE TALK SHOW. 616 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,533 [applause] 617 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,400 - REALLY? - WHERE, WHERE, WHERE? 618 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,000 - L.A. 619 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000 SO-- - CONGRATULATIONS. 620 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,400 THAT'S AWESOME. - OH, MY GOD. 621 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,500 THAT'S HUGE. YOU DESERVE IT. 622 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,166 L.A., THAT'S HUGE. 623 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,333 - I KNOW. 624 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,533 I'M KINDA TRYING TO PROCESS. 625 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:31,734 AND BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. THIS IS HAPPENING. 626 00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:32,967 "IT'S HAPPENING. WE'RE MOVING TO L.A. 627 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,367 "THE SHOW IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 628 00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:36,533 I'M DOING A SUMMER RUN AND WE'RE MOVING TO L.A." 629 00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,533 YOU GUYS ARE THE TEAM, MY SUPPORT STAFF. 630 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:41,233 LIKE, WITHOUT ANY OF YOU, THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN. 631 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,900 AND IT AFFECTS YOU, LIKE, DOING MAKEUP. 632 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,033 IT AFFECTS YOU DRIVING. IT AFFECTS YOU BEING THE NANNY. 633 00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:48,300 AND YOU, YOU KNOW, I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY THAT, 634 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:49,934 YOU KNOW, I--I GIVE EVERYBODY ELSE A LOT 635 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,133 OF PRAISE AND APPRECIATION. 636 00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:52,367 AND I DON'T GIVE YOU ENOUGH. 637 00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:53,834 AND, LIKE, WITHOUT YOU, 638 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,300 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 639 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,934 AND IT'S A FAMILY DECISION. 640 00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:59,233 THAT'S WHY I'M NOT SAYING, LIKE, "WE'RE DOING THE TALK SHOW." 641 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,633 I GOT IT. - MM-HMM. 642 00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:02,300 - BUT WE HAVE TO, LIKE, TALK ABOUT IT AND WE HAVE TO DECIDE. 643 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,100 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE, WE JUST BOUGHT AN APARTMENT. 644 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,500 AND WE'RE JUST MOVING IN. 645 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,700 AND NOW, LIKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO L.A. 646 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,433 FOR, LIKE, AT LEAST THE SUMMER. 647 00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:12,033 - SIX WEEKS? - NO, IT'S NOT JUST SIX WEEKS. 648 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,934 THAT'S SIX WEEKS FOR THE ACTUAL--LIKE, JUST THE SHOW. 649 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,834 BUT REMEMBER, YOU GOTTA GO TO PREP. 650 00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:19,000 - WE GOTTA GO BEFORE THAT? 651 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,166 - LIKE, IT'S NOT LIKE, "OH, HI, TODAY WE'RE ON." 652 00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:22,767 I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A BIG PREP PERIOD TOO. 653 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:24,300 BUT I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO BE SCARED, 654 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,633 BECAUSE WE'RE ALL--EVERYONE'S GONNA BE TAKEN CARE OF. 655 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:28,467 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD COME FOR A COUPLE WEEKS 656 00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:29,800 AND THEN COME BACK HOME. I DON'T KNOW. 657 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,400 HOW WOULD YOUR HUSBAND FEEL ABOUT YOU COMING TO L.A. 658 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,934 FOR A COUPLE WEEKS, THEN COMING BACK OR WHAT? 659 00:22:35,734 --> 00:22:37,000 RIGHT? 660 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,667 DON'T BE SCARED. YOU'RE NOT LOSING YOUR JOB. 661 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:39,800 NO ONE'S LOSING THEIR JOB. 662 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,867 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE SCARED. 663 00:22:40,867 --> 00:22:42,233 RIGHT, YOU'RE A LITTLE SCARED? 664 00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:43,567 - [bleep] YEAH, WE SCARED. 665 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:46,533 - THAT'S AN HONEST-- IT'S AN HONEST REACTION. 666 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,000 - EVERYONE'S GONNA BE TAKEN CARE OF. 667 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,333 I JUST--WE HAVE TO, LIKE, DECIDE ON WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 668 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,667 'CAUSE I WAS, LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW. 669 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:54,800 - LISTEN, EVERYBODY AROUND THIS TABLE 670 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,433 IS AFFECTED BY THIS DECISION. 671 00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:59,200 - JASON AND I HAVE HAD MULTIPLE CONVERSATIONS 672 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,633 ABOUT THE SIX WEEK RUN. 673 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,200 WE'VE ONLY GOTTEN TO THIS POINT AS A TEAM. 674 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,333 THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH, I'VE BEEN CONSULTING WITH HIM. 675 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,600 IF HE HAD PUT A DEAD STOP ON L.A., 676 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,834 I WOULD HAVE SAID TO THEM, 677 00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,767 "WE HAVE TO DO THIS IN NEW YORK." 678 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,700 SO, IF WE DECIDE THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IT, 679 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,834 WE'RE MOVING TO L.A. FOR THE SUMMER. 680 00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:18,734 LIKE, IT'S VERY SCARY. - WELL, I'M NOT SCARED. 681 00:23:18,734 --> 00:23:20,133 I'M JUST A LITTLE OVERWHELMED 682 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,066 AT EVERYTHING WE HAVE GOING HERE. 683 00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:25,500 I OWN TWO APARTMENTS THAT I HAVE TENANTS IN 684 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,800 THAT I HAVE TO MANAGE. 685 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,533 - YOU CAN--THAT'S EASY. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE-- 686 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,867 - NO, BUT I'M SAYING, THINGS NEED TO BE DONE. 687 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,567 SO, I DON'T WANNA NOT DO IT. 688 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,400 - BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE THIS BUSINESS NEEDS YOU. 689 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,900 IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEED THIS BUSINESS--ALSO. 690 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,567 - I AGREE. - YOU CAN'T MAKE IT, LIKE, 691 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,800 IT'S JUST THAT THE BUSINESS NEEDS YOU. 692 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,166 YOU NEED SOMETHING TOO. 693 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,667 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'LL WORK THAT OUT. 694 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:46,467 - AS FAR AS YOUR CONCERNED, 695 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,533 WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 696 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,667 WHAT HAVE YOUR THOUGHTS BEEN ABOUT-- 697 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:49,867 WE'VE SAID THERE'S BEEN A SHOW IN L.A., 698 00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:51,500 THAT TYPE OF STUFF. - I CAN MAKE IT WORK. 699 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,000 I DON'T--IT'LL WORK. 700 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,633 - OKAY. - SO WHEN DOES THE SUMMER START? 701 00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:57,967 - I--I DON'T KNOW. 702 00:23:57,967 --> 00:23:59,967 BUT I'M IMAGINING, IN MY HEAD, JULY. 703 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:01,967 THIS IS NOT SKATING WITH THE STARS. 704 00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:03,734 I TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY. 705 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,800 AND SKATING WITH THE STARS WAS REALLY IMPORTANT. 706 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,033 AND I WENT THE WHOLE WAY, BECAUSE I COMMITTED TO IT. 707 00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:10,066 THIS IS NOT FLY BACK AND FORTH, 708 00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:12,834 HAVE BLOODSHOT EYES, AND BE CONCERNED 709 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:15,166 ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ON THE WRONG TIME SCHEDULE. 710 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,500 THIS IS NOT THAT. 711 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,467 THIS IS, LIKE-- THIS IS COMMIT 712 00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:22,166 AND FOCUS AND DO NOT BE DISTRACTED. 713 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,867 AND GIVE YOURSELF THE BEST SHOT YOU GOT. 714 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,333 AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED, YOU'RE AT 715 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,667 A TOTAL TURNING POINT IN YOUR LIFE, YOU KNOW? 716 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:27,967 FOR THE SUMMER-- 717 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,333 - I JUST NEED A MORE-- LIKE, A STRUCTURED POSITION. 718 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,233 SOMETHING MORE, LIKE, DEFINED. 719 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:34,233 - I KNOW. - SO THAT I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 720 00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:35,400 - WITH YOUR LIFE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY 721 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,834 TO SOMEBODY WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING. 722 00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:37,900 - YEAH. - OKAY. 723 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,133 UH, AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED, 724 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,533 THE ONLY THING WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW 725 00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:44,533 IN DEALING WITH IS THIS SUMMER. 726 00:24:44,533 --> 00:24:46,633 - TRUST ME, I KNOW. YOU KNOW I KNOW. 727 00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:49,333 SO I'M GONNA--I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA FIGURE IT OUT. 728 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,667 - OKAY. WE'RE ALL IN IT TOGETHER. 729 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:52,767 I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW. 730 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:54,066 - WELL, I'M EXCITED FOR TWO MONTHS. 731 00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:56,767 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M EXCITED FOR PERMANENT. 732 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:58,900 BUT, YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 733 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,133 - WE'RE TAKING IT ONE STEP AT A TIME. 734 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,467 - I KNOW. 735 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,333 IT'S A LITTLE FRIGHTENING. 736 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,767 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE, LIKE, "WOW." 737 00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:06,033 BUT I'VE ALWAYS SAID THIS, 738 00:25:06,033 --> 00:25:07,300 WHEN I'M WITH MY FAMILY, 739 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,266 AND I HAVE MY FAMILY NOW, I'LL GO ANYWHERE. 740 00:25:10,266 --> 00:25:13,300 SO, YEAH, IT WOULD BE A LITTLE CHALLENGING 741 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,767 AND A DIFFERENT, BUT-- 742 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,367 AS LONG AS I'M WITH THEM, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE. 743 00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:20,900 - CHEERS, GUYS, TO BIG CHANGES. - CONGRATULATIONS. 744 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,400 - TO CHANGES. - CHEERS, DAWA. 745 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,400 - TO CHANGE. 746 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,800 CAN YOU GUYS COME IN HERE? - YEP. 747 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,867 - OKAY. 748 00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:33,867 THERE IS NO SONG. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SING. 749 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,066 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 750 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,867 - AWW. 751 00:25:36,867 --> 00:25:38,667 - THAT'S GREAT. - THAT'S ONE. 752 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,000 - WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU, JU-JU. 753 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,166 I'M GONNA MISS YA. 754 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,734 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULIE. 755 00:25:44,734 --> 00:25:46,266 [laughter] - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 756 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,600 - USUALLY LEAVING A JOB, YOU WOULD BE LIKE, 757 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,266 "OH, MY GOSH, MY COMPUTER. 758 00:25:50,266 --> 00:25:51,867 "OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE 759 00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:54,567 FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, LIKE, WITHOUT HAVING A JOB?" 760 00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:57,200 AND BETHENNY GAVE ME MY COMPUTER. 761 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,734 SHE GAVE ME A NICE BONUS. 762 00:25:58,734 --> 00:26:00,000 IT WAS SUCH A GOOD SEND-OFF. 763 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,266 SHE WANTED ME TO BE OKAY. 764 00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:02,600 I MEAN, SHE'S VERY GENEROUS 765 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,467 IN EVERYTHING THAT SHE DID FOR ME. 766 00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:05,734 - IT'S HERE. SHE'S LEAVING. 767 00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:07,367 - I KNOW. - WE LOVE YOU. 768 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:09,600 THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY, WE JUST LOVE YOU. 769 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,767 - JULIE, GOOD LUCK IN EVERYTHING, SERIOUSLY. 770 00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,266 AND WE'RE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU IF YOU NEED US. 771 00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:14,400 - I KNOW. - EXACTLY. 772 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,467 YOU CAN ALWAYS COME BACK. AND WE WISH YOU 773 00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,400 THE BEST IN EVERYTHING. 774 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,066 AND CHANGE IS GOOD. 775 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,367 - I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS EVERY DAY. 776 00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:24,367 - IT'S HARD. WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU. 777 00:26:26,934 --> 00:26:29,100 - THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. - NO, I'M GONNA CRY. 778 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:31,467 - STOP. THANK YOU. YOU CHANGED MY LIFE. 779 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:33,367 - OH, MY GOD, JULIE, THANK YOU. 780 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:34,834 - YOU DID. YOU CHANGED MY LIFE. 781 00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,133 - THANK YOU. - YOU CHANGED MY LIFE, 782 00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:37,233 SO MANY THINGS. 783 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:38,333 SO MANY THINGS THAT YOU'VE TAUGHT ME 784 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,200 I JUST THINK OF. 785 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,800 - WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 786 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,600 I'M NOT EVEN-- - CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN. 787 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,600 [laughter] 788 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,433 - HERE'S WHAT YOU SEND TO JASON, SAY, UM, 789 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:49,867 "I'D RATHER KEEP YOU IN SUSPENSE THAN WEAR FUR." 790 00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:51,500 IT'S A THING IN THE GATECRASHER 791 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,033 ABOUT ME AND JILL BEING FRENEMIES. 792 00:26:54,033 --> 00:26:56,433 WHAT ARE WE, 26? 793 00:26:56,433 --> 00:26:59,066 - [laughing] I'M 26 AND I DON'T HAVE FRENEMIES. 794 00:26:59,066 --> 00:27:00,400 - WAIT--OH, SORRY. 795 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,667 SHOULD I PUT MY HOOD UP? 796 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,000 - NO, YOU CAN'T COPY TO ME. 797 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,133 - I CAN'T COPY YOU ON YOUR COSTUME? 798 00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:05,400 - NO. 799 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,700 OH, MY GOD, BETHENNY, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? 800 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,900 AM I HOLDING THIS? 801 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,367 - IT'S TWO OF US RUNNING AT LEAST-- 802 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:12,200 I DON'T KNOW, IT MIGHT EVEN BE 15 BUSINESSES. 803 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,100 [cheers and applause] 804 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,500 - OH, MY GOD! 805 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,033 - I BROUGHT YOU MORE ICE. - I LOVE. 806 00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:21,700 I'M SO PISSED DIDN'T HAVE A BAGEL TODAY. 807 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,300 WE COULD'VE SNUCK ONE. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY, 808 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,567 "WE MESSED WHOLE BIRTH UP. IT'S OVER." 809 00:27:25,567 --> 00:27:27,000 - I WANT YOU TO BE HER GODMOTHER. 810 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,400 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 811 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,066 SWEET, THAT'S--OH, MY GOSH. - SHE LOVES YOU. 812 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,867 - THAT'S THE BIGGEST HONOR EVER. 813 00:27:32,867 --> 00:27:34,734 SINCE I'VE BEEN WITH YOU FOR THREE YEARS, 814 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:36,800 WE--WE CREATED-- I'M GONNA, LIKE, CRY. 815 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,033 - I'M GONNA CRY TOO. - WE CREATED 816 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:39,633 THE BETHENNY MILESTONE BOOK, SO THAT YOU 817 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:41,333 REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT'S KIND OF HAPPENED. 818 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,500 - OH, MY GOD. - BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA 819 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,033 BE HERE ALL THE TIME TO, LIKE, TO TELL YOU. 820 00:27:45,033 --> 00:27:46,433 - [baby cooing] 821 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:47,767 - OH, MY GOD. 822 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:48,900 "BETHENNY--" 823 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,266 [clears throat] 824 00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:51,834 [crying] 825 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:54,500 "IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE I WAS JUST 23 WHEN I MET YOU, 826 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,900 CUTTING TOMATOES." 827 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,734 - [crying] 828 00:27:58,734 --> 00:28:00,100 - DON'T TELL MOMMY. DON'T TELL MOMMY. 829 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,467 - "THE END." [laughter] 830 00:28:01,467 --> 00:28:02,734 - THAT'S ALL I WROTE. 831 00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:04,533 I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 832 00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:06,967 BUT THANK YOU. YOU WERE HERE, CAME A GIRL, 833 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:10,500 AND YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW, SERIOUSLY. 834 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,834 TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE. 835 00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:14,500 - I LOVE YOU. 836 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,333 - TAKE CARE OF YOUR BRYN. THANK YOU. 837 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,066 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 838 00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:19,767 BYE, COOKS. - COME BACK. 839 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:22,767 - BYE, EVERYONE. 840 00:28:31,467 --> 00:28:32,667 announcer: COMING UP... 841 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,233 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - WOW. 842 00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:35,433 CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS OUR HOUSE. 843 00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:37,000 - OH, MY GOD. - AHH! 844 00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:45,600 - ♪♪ WE'RE GOING SHOPPING, SHOPPING ♪♪ 845 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,900 - WE'RE GOING TO GET FURNITURE. 846 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:51,233 - OH, HI, WELCOME. - OOH! 847 00:28:51,233 --> 00:28:53,100 - CHOCOLATE, OH, NO. HERE IT'S GONNA GO. 848 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,400 COULD SHE? - YES, FEEL FREE. 849 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,333 - THANK YOU. OKAY. 850 00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:59,500 IT'S CHOCOLATE. A LITTLE BIT. 851 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,033 ALL RIGHT, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE WHOLE THING. 852 00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,000 THAT'S IT, NO MORE. - [laughs] 853 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,633 - WHERE'S BRYN? SHE WANTS TO HIDE. 854 00:29:05,633 --> 00:29:07,133 - TWO CUSHIONS, THREE CUSHIONS, DO YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE? 855 00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:08,834 - HARD TO FOCUS. WHERE'S BRYN? 856 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,533 PEEK-A-BOO! 857 00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:12,000 GET OVER HERE. 858 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,734 SO I WAS LIKE, "I'M BRINGING BRYN FURNITURE SHOPPING." 859 00:29:13,734 --> 00:29:15,400 YOU KNOW, AND IN THEORY IT'S, LIKE, GIRLY 860 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,734 AND WE'RE GOING SHOPPING, 861 00:29:16,734 --> 00:29:18,533 ALL THAT STUFF THAT I FANTASIZE ABOUT. 862 00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:20,467 AND IN REALITY, SHE'S LIKE THE TASMANIAN DEVIL 863 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,000 RUNNING THROUGH THE STORE LIKE A LUNATIC. 864 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,800 WHOA! THANK GOD I CAUGHT YOU. 865 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,266 JESUS CHRIST. OKAY, MAMA. 866 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,667 YOU REALLY CAN'T RUIN THE WHOLE STORE. 867 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:28,133 LET'S JUST TRY TO BEHAVE. 868 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,834 MOMMY'S RUNNING OUT OF GAS, BRYN. 869 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:33,600 AND YOU'RE FULL OF GAS. 870 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,367 - I THINK I SAW-- - I'M TIRED AWAY. 871 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,133 ARE YOU FADING? - NO. 872 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,266 - THIS IS A BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG MOVE. 873 00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:57,734 THIS IS THE MOVE. 874 00:29:57,734 --> 00:29:59,700 I REMEMBER MOVING IN HERE AND BEING LIKE, 875 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,934 "THIS IS IT. WE ARE SO BIG TIME." 876 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:04,200 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 877 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,867 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 878 00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:07,667 - JUST EVERYTHING. 879 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:10,667 I GUESS A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN THE LAST COUPLE YEARS. 880 00:30:13,734 --> 00:30:16,600 - A LOT HAS, YEAH. 881 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,700 - I DIDN'T CHANGE. MY WHOLE LIFE CHANGED. 882 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,000 [clears throat] - YEAH. 883 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000 - THAT'S HOW I FEEL. 884 00:30:27,467 --> 00:30:29,867 - IT--IT CHANGED BIG TIME. 885 00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:31,533 AND A CHANGE FOR YOUR FAMILY TOO, 886 00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,000 EVERYBODY AROUND YOU-- 887 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,934 OR AT LEAST THE IMMEDIATE FAMILY. 888 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:39,000 YOU KNOW, BRYN HASN'T BEEN AFFECTED BY IT 889 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,767 'CAUSE SHE'S SO SMALL, BUT, YOU KNOW, 890 00:30:42,767 --> 00:30:44,734 EVENTUALLY SHE'S GONNA SEE, YOU KNOW, 891 00:30:44,734 --> 00:30:47,333 WHEN YOU WALK OUTSIDE AND THERE'S CAMERAS IN FRONT OF YOU 892 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:50,300 AND PHOTOGRAPHERS AND-- 893 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,367 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 894 00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:55,100 - I KNOW. - THAT'S THE THING THAT I-- 895 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,533 I DON'T LOVE ABOUT YOUR WORLD. 896 00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:57,834 - YEAH. - BUT THEN--BUT THEN, 897 00:30:57,834 --> 00:31:00,133 LOOK AT ALL THE OPPORTUNITIES SHE GETS BECAUSE OF IT. 898 00:31:00,133 --> 00:31:02,633 SO, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BALANCE. 899 00:31:02,633 --> 00:31:06,400 NOTHING WILL EVER BE PERFECT. 900 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,533 - THERE ARE WORSE WAYS FOR HER TO GROW UP, I THINK. 901 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:09,767 - OH, THAT'S TRUE. - YOU KNOW? 902 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:11,333 SHE HAS A PRETTY GOOD LIFE. 903 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:13,266 - SHE HAS A GREAT LIFE. 904 00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:14,433 - IT'S WEIRD, IT'S NOT LIKE IT FEELS LIKE 905 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:15,867 MOVING UP--ON UP IN THE WORLD, 906 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:18,233 IT JUST FEELS A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. 907 00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:20,100 IT JUST FEELS LIKE-- IT FEELS LIKE WE DIDN'T 908 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,200 TAKE A BABY STEP, WE TOOK A BIG, GIGANTIC STEP. 909 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,633 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT. 910 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:25,934 BANG IT OUT. 911 00:31:25,934 --> 00:31:28,500 - I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT HERE, SO-- 912 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,467 - THIS IS GOING TO THE PARK. 913 00:31:30,467 --> 00:31:32,266 WE'RE GONNA BRING THIS AND DONATE THIS TO THE PARK. 914 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:33,867 - THIS IS A FRESH START FOR US. 915 00:31:33,867 --> 00:31:36,867 THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF THE STUFF 916 00:31:36,867 --> 00:31:39,367 YOU DON'T WEAR, THE THINGS YOU DON'T NEED. 917 00:31:39,367 --> 00:31:40,967 - GARBAGE. NO, IT'S OVER. 918 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:43,233 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE THOSE HOARDERS IN A STORAGE UNIT. 919 00:31:43,233 --> 00:31:45,467 - SHE LOVES THAT. 920 00:31:45,467 --> 00:31:46,767 OH, MY GOD, DOES SHE LOVE IT. 921 00:31:46,767 --> 00:31:48,100 - IT'S OVER. I LAUGHED, I CRIED. 922 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,233 IT WAS BETTER THAN CATS. 923 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:50,467 THAT IS GONNA GO INTO STORAGE. 924 00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:51,934 THE MOVERS WERE COMING. 925 00:31:51,934 --> 00:31:54,467 BUT WE DIDN'T WANNA WAIT 'CAUSE IT'S A BLOCK AWAY. 926 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:57,500 SO WE HAVE BEEN MOVING OURSELVES. 927 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,033 LOAD AFTER LOAD, BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE 928 00:31:59,033 --> 00:32:01,200 FOR EVERYTHING TO GET THERE ON ONE DAY. 929 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,900 I WILL BE INSTITUTIONALIZED, 930 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,333 NOT THAT I SHOULDN'T ALREADY BE. 931 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,066 DID YOU TAKE MY BOX OF-- 932 00:32:07,066 --> 00:32:09,333 WHAT'D YOU DO WITH YOUR BOX OF PORN, HONESTLY? 933 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:10,500 - WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN PORN? 934 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,867 - WELL, I HAVE A BOX OF, LIKE, TOYS. 935 00:32:11,867 --> 00:32:13,233 AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE HAD ANXIETY ABOUT-- 936 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,467 - YOU DO? - FOR, LIKE, THREE MONTHS. 937 00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:15,700 TINY, LITTLE BOX OF TOYS. IT NEVER GETS USED. 938 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,767 - WHAT KINDA TOY? - NOTHING, BUT I LITERALLY-- 939 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:19,767 - IT NEVER GETS USED? - REALLY, RARELY. 940 00:32:19,767 --> 00:32:21,200 - WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU USED IT? 941 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,367 - ONE TIME IN THE LAST YEAR. AND IT'S SAD. 942 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,767 MAYBE THE LAST TWO YEARS. - WELL, ONE TIME 943 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,967 IN THE LAST YEAR, IS THAT IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS, OR--? 944 00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:29,800 - IT WAS IN THE LAST MONTH. - REALLY? 945 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,100 - ONE TIME IN THE LAST MAYBE TWO YEARS. 946 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,967 YES, IT WAS. - WHAT MADE YOU WHIP IT OUT? 947 00:32:32,967 --> 00:32:34,300 - I HAD A DAY ALONE, 948 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,100 A HALF HOUR BY MYSELF. 949 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,333 SO LISTEN, THE THING IS, 950 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,500 SINCE WE DECIDED TO MOVE, IT'S THE ONLY THING 951 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,767 I'VE HAD ANXIETY ABOUT. 952 00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,000 AND NOW IT'S AT THE OTHER APARTMENT SOMEWHERE. 953 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,233 AND I DON'T WANT ANDREA GOING THROUGH IT. 954 00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:44,533 THAT'S MY ONLY THING-- THAT'S MY ANXIETY, 955 00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,800 IS THAT ONE LITTLE BOX. - [laughs] 956 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,467 - EVERYBODY-- EVERYBODY HAS A BOX. 957 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:48,767 DO YOU HAVE A BOX SOMEWHERE? 958 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:49,900 - NO. - YES, YOU DO. DON'T LIE. 959 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,000 - SWEAR TO GOD. - TAKE THAT OFF. 960 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,100 I GOTTA TAKE THIS DOWN. - WELL, MAYBE WHEN 961 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,500 CHRISTMAS IS COMING. - [laughs] 962 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,333 - YEAH, THE OFFICE IS DONE. EVERYTHING'S OUT. 963 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:57,033 - I DID A LOT HERE IN THIS APARTMENT. 964 00:32:57,033 --> 00:32:59,667 THAT OFFICE--IT'S THAT OFFICE THAT I WILL REMEMBER. 965 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,233 JUST THE PRODUCTIVITY THAT HAS OCCURRED IN THAT OFFICE. 966 00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:04,433 OH, MY GOD. 967 00:33:04,433 --> 00:33:05,900 - DO IT. 968 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,900 DO IT. DO IT. DO IT! 969 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,667 - YOU'VE BROUGHT ME SO MUCH IN THIS WORLD. 970 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:14,433 OH. - WHOO! 971 00:33:14,433 --> 00:33:16,800 - I'VE HAD CEOs SAY TO ME THAT THEY CAN'T BELIEVE 972 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,900 WHAT I'VE ACCOMPLISHED IN THAT OFFICE 973 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:21,367 WITH ONE TO TWO OTHER PEOPLE, 974 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:25,100 COMPARED TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE BIG EMPIRES AND-- 975 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,400 AND OFFICE SPACES AND 50 EMPLOYEES. 976 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,767 - YOU SOLD A COMPANY IN THIS APARTMENT. 977 00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:31,867 A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN A COUPLE YEARS THERE. 978 00:33:31,867 --> 00:33:34,066 WE GOT MARRIED. WE WENT ON A HONEYMOON. 979 00:33:34,066 --> 00:33:36,700 - WE GOT--OUR-- WATER BROKE IN THIS APARTMENT, 980 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,066 IN THIS ROOM. - YEAH. 981 00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:39,400 A LOT OF MEMORIES. 982 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,400 - HONEY, WHAT ELSE? - YOU TIRED? 983 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,867 - UGH, THAT'S HILARIOUS. 984 00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:44,400 YOU'RE GONNA FREAK WHEN YOU SEE-- 985 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,533 YOU STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ALL THE THINGS-- 986 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:46,900 YOU'RE GONNA FREAK WHEN YOU SEE IT. 987 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,433 - OH, I CAN'T WAIT. - YOU'RE GONNA FREAK. 988 00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,734 I LOVE YOU, APARTMENT. 989 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,900 TODAY, WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE NEW APARTMENT. 990 00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:01,266 I MEAN, JASON'S SEEN THIS PLACE ABOUT 100 TIMES, 991 00:34:01,266 --> 00:34:02,834 BUT I WANTED TO KEEP HIM OUT HERE 992 00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:04,166 FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, 993 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:06,200 BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT. 994 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,133 I WANT THE BAR TO BE PERFECT. 995 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:09,834 I WANT FLOWERS TO BE THERE. 996 00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:11,734 I WANT IT ALL IN PLACE. 997 00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:13,700 DONE AND DONE. 998 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,367 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HERE, BUT, LIKE, 999 00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:17,400 I'M GONNA REALLY GO THROUGH IT ALL WITH YOU. 1000 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,633 'CAUSE IT'S NOW-- - YEAH, BUT I HAVEN'T 1001 00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:21,033 BEEN HERE WITH EVERYTHING OUT. - IT'S NOW 1002 00:34:21,033 --> 00:34:23,266 COMPLETELY FINISHED. WE CAN SLEEP HERE. 1003 00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:24,700 THIS IS OUR HOME. - SHOES OFF. 1004 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,700 - SHOES OFF RIGHT HERE. 1005 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:31,433 - NOW THIS IS JUST SOMETHING ELSE. 1006 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:32,600 - THIS IS SICK. 1007 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,233 THIS IS IN THE INSPIRATION BOOK. 1008 00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:37,333 THE PIECE FROM THOSE TWO QUEENS ON 61ST STREET, 1009 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:39,033 THOSE GREAT GUYS FROM BEST IN SHOW. 1010 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:41,433 LOOK AT THIS ROOM. IT'S A HOME. 1011 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:43,767 THIS IS LIKE A HOME IN THE HAMPTONS IN MANHATTAN. 1012 00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,333 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - WOW. 1013 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,533 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS OUR HOUSE. 1014 00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:48,367 - IT'S SO COOL TO WALK THROUGH 1015 00:34:48,367 --> 00:34:49,867 AND JUST BE PROUD. 1016 00:34:49,867 --> 00:34:51,233 AND BE LIKE, "THIS IS REAL. 1017 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:53,433 WE'RE, LIKE, ADULTS. THIS IS BIG TIME." 1018 00:34:53,433 --> 00:34:55,033 IT JUST IS, LIKE, A REAL APARTMENT. 1019 00:34:55,033 --> 00:34:56,300 IT'S A HOME. 1020 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:57,734 OKAY, THIS PIECE COMES OUT AND SOMEONE 1021 00:34:57,734 --> 00:35:00,133 CAN STAND BEHIND IT AND BE A BARTENDER. 1022 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:01,233 YOU COULD PULL IT OUT. 1023 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,300 SO, A BARTENDER-- 1024 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,967 "MAY I OFFER YOU A COCKTAIL?" 1025 00:35:03,967 --> 00:35:08,033 IS THIS EFFIN' GENIUS? - WOW. 1026 00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:10,567 - COME ON! EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY WANT. 1027 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,400 - I JUST WANT THE BARTENDER'S NUMBER. 1028 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,800 - IS THAT INSANE? 1029 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,133 - IS THIS US? 1030 00:35:15,133 --> 00:35:16,567 - YEAH, THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN. 1031 00:35:16,567 --> 00:35:18,433 - HI. - IS THIS CRAZY? 1032 00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:20,467 - THIS-- WE'RE NOT THESE PEOPLE. 1033 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:22,400 - WE ARE NOW, I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW. 1034 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,800 - FEELING LIKE THE NEW APARTMENT'S MINE IS TOUGH. 1035 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,967 I'M COMING FROM 500 SQUARE FEET 1036 00:35:28,967 --> 00:35:32,500 INTO THIS MASSIVE, MASSIVE APARTMENT. 1037 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,567 I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I'M GONNA BE LIVING THERE. 1038 00:35:37,633 --> 00:35:39,934 - SO, THIS IS THE INSPIRATION BOOK. 1039 00:35:39,934 --> 00:35:41,367 I WANTED TO HAVE A YES LETTERS, 1040 00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:42,700 SO THAT'S THE BEGINNING PRETTY MUCH. 1041 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,200 - THEY LOOK GREAT. - FOUR CHAIRS NOW. 1042 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,834 JACKIE, INTERN, YOU, 1043 00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:48,400 AND I WANTED TO KEEP THE VANITY IN HERE. 1044 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,834 - I GET A SPACE? - THAT'S YOUR SPACE. 1045 00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:57,934 - IT'S A MAN DEN. - IT'S A MAN DEN. 1046 00:35:57,934 --> 00:35:59,033 - THIS IS WHERE WE'RE WATCHING TV? 1047 00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:00,433 - I THINK SO. 1048 00:36:00,433 --> 00:36:04,200 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE LITTLE ONE'S ROOM. 1049 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,567 - THIS IS THE BABY'S ROOM. - OH, NO. 1050 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:09,266 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 1051 00:36:10,934 --> 00:36:13,400 - ♪♪ THIS IS THE KITCHEN ♪♪ 1052 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,834 - IT LOOKS SO CLEAN. - CLEAN! 1053 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:17,800 - THIS IS A KITCHEN FOR A CHEF. - PHOTO SHOOTS. 1054 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,066 OH, FOR REAL. 1055 00:36:22,066 --> 00:36:23,867 NO, BUT THIS IS WHERE WE HAD THE HEART ATTACK. 1056 00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:25,367 - THIS IS WHERE YOU INVESTED? 1057 00:36:25,367 --> 00:36:27,400 - THIS IS WHERE WE INVESTED. - THIS IS WHERE YOU SPLURGED. 1058 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,533 - CHEAP DOING THIS IN TILE. - WE HAVE SLABS. 1059 00:36:29,533 --> 00:36:30,734 - ALL THE SLABS. 1060 00:36:30,734 --> 00:36:31,900 WAIT TILL YOU COME IN THE SHOWER. 1061 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,166 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS SHOWER. 1062 00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:34,233 GET IN HERE. 1063 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,667 I MEAN, THIS IS KOOK-A-DOODLE-DO. 1064 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,600 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1065 00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:41,633 - LOOK AT THIS WALLPAPER. 1066 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,200 BORIS THE PAINTER, REPRESENTING. 1067 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,300 LOOK AT YOUR CLOSETS, NEW DOORS. 1068 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:48,400 THOSE--THAT I ORDERED ONLINE FOR NOTHING. 1069 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,967 LOOK, THERE'S OUR WEDDING ALBUM. 1070 00:36:49,967 --> 00:36:51,266 - OH, EXCUSE ME. - IT'S KIND OF, LIKE, 1071 00:36:51,266 --> 00:36:54,000 INTIMATE IN HERE. 1072 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,233 - REMEMBER THAT? 1073 00:36:55,233 --> 00:36:56,533 - I DO. 1074 00:36:56,533 --> 00:37:00,166 - WE GOTTA GET MORE LIKE THAT. 1075 00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:03,200 - CAN WE GO BACK THERE? - SEE THE SMILES? 1076 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,066 IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR. - I KNOW. 1077 00:37:06,066 --> 00:37:08,133 - AND I KNOW I'VE CONTRIBUTED, SO-- 1078 00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:10,300 - WELL, IT'S WE BOTH HAVE. 1079 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,333 IT WAS, LIKE, TOUCH AND GO. 1080 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:14,467 AND THERE WERE SO MANY UPS AND DOWNS, 1081 00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:15,700 BUT THIS IS A HOME. 1082 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,233 THIS IS WHERE MEMORIES CAN BE CREATED. 1083 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:19,967 AND THIS WILL BE THE FIRST HOUSE THAT BRYN EVER REMEMBERS. 1084 00:37:19,967 --> 00:37:21,800 AND IT'S PRETTY AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO 1085 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,633 WITH AN IDEA AND SOME PASSION. 1086 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,367 WE'VE BUILT SOMETHING AMAZING NOW. 1087 00:37:26,367 --> 00:37:29,166 WE DIDN'T ARGUE AT ALL DURING THIS PROCESS THOUGH. 1088 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:30,700 YOU ALMOST HAD A MELTDOWN. 1089 00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,667 - I ALMOST HAD A MELTDOWN. IT WAS TOWARDS THE END. 1090 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,233 - YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. - I HAD ENOUGH. 1091 00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:36,100 - BUT YOU DID SO MUCH. YOU DEALT WITH THE PERMITS. 1092 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,934 YOU DID THE ESCROW STUFF. - YEAH. 1093 00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:39,467 - YOU WERE THE LIAISON. 1094 00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:41,100 LIKE, JUST-- YOU WERE LIKE A FOREMAN. 1095 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,967 - OH, IT WAS A LOT. 1096 00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:44,867 IT'S BEEN A GOOD TEAM. 1097 00:37:44,867 --> 00:37:48,133 WE'VE HAD OUR FIGHTS AND OUR ARGUMENTS, 1098 00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,767 AND IT WAS A LOT OF WORK. 1099 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:52,133 AND NOW I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY. 1100 00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:54,000 I KNOW SHE WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY. 1101 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,367 HELLO. [dog barking] 1102 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:56,767 - YEAH, HEY. - WHO IS-- 1103 00:37:56,767 --> 00:37:59,400 AH, THERE HE IS. - OH, YEAH. 1104 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,734 - CAN YOU DIG IT? - THERE HE IS. 1105 00:38:02,734 --> 00:38:04,400 WE CAN FINALLY HUG. 1106 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,900 - THE MAN HUG HAS ARRIVED. 1107 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:07,900 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HOW ARE YOU? 1108 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,633 - GOOD, WELL DONE. 1109 00:38:09,633 --> 00:38:11,467 - ANDREA. - YAY! 1110 00:38:11,467 --> 00:38:13,100 [applause] - ARRIVES THE GURU. 1111 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,500 - WOW. 1112 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,600 - ANDREA IS THE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR. 1113 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,266 BUT NOT A ROOKIE, THE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER. 1114 00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:21,967 SHE HAS BEEN HERE EVERY MINUTE SINCE TUESDAY 1115 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,333 UNTIL MIDNIGHT EVERY NIGHT. 1116 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:25,533 SHE HAS PUT EVERY SINGLE THING IN ITS PLACE. 1117 00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:27,033 I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1118 00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,433 - YOU HAVE BEEN-- I MEAN, I COULD CRY. 1119 00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:30,166 LIKE, YOU ARE AMAZING. - AWW. 1120 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:32,367 - YOU HAVE BEEN, LIKE, BEYOND WONDERFUL. 1121 00:38:32,367 --> 00:38:33,867 - I GOT GOOSEBUMPS. 1122 00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:36,767 I JUST GOT GOOSEBUMPS IN A MANLY WAY. 1123 00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:39,000 - SHE IS THE GREATEST, LIKE, PERSON EVER. 1124 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,400 SHE'S A-- I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE. 1125 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,533 I MEAN, HONESTLY, IT WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN DONE. 1126 00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:43,967 SHE WAS HERE TILL EVERY-- 1127 00:38:43,967 --> 00:38:46,233 SHE AND JACKIE, WHO'S READY TO BE INSTITUTIONALIZED-- 1128 00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:48,400 SHE AND JACKIE WERE HERE TILL MIDNIGHT EVERY NIGHT. 1129 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,967 AHH! - OH, MY GOD. 1130 00:38:51,967 --> 00:38:53,333 - IS THAT A DRAWER? 1131 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,300 - [imitates trumpet] 1132 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,600 OH, MY GOD. - HOLY [bleep]. 1133 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,400 - READY? - I'M READY. 1134 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,066 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. 1135 00:39:05,066 --> 00:39:07,266 - THIS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT I WANTED. 1136 00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:09,600 THIS IS SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT I COULD EVER 1137 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,266 HAVE IMAGINED HAVING. - OF COURSE. 1138 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,800 - LOOK AT MY GIRLY THINGS. 1139 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,967 - OH, I'M CHECKING YOUR POCKETS BEFORE WE LEAVE, BRO. 1140 00:39:15,967 --> 00:39:17,667 - LOOK IT, ANDREA, OH, MY GOD. 1141 00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:21,333 YOU DID THE MOST AMAZING JOB. 1142 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,166 YOU KNOW, SHE PUT EVERYTHING AWAY HERE. 1143 00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:25,033 - YOU DID IT. - SHE PUT EVERYTHING AWAY. 1144 00:39:25,033 --> 00:39:27,166 - SHE'S HAPPY. - I GOT MY CLOSET. 1145 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:29,333 - NO, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A CLOSET IF IT WERE SMALL. 1146 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,600 NOW IT'S A DRESSING ROOM. 1147 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,834 - IT REALLY IS A DRESSING ROOM. 1148 00:39:31,834 --> 00:39:33,166 LOOK AT ALL THE COLORS OF THE SHOES. 1149 00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:35,066 - EVERYTHING MATCHES PERFECTLY. - YOU CAN SEE EVERYBODY. 1150 00:39:35,066 --> 00:39:38,367 I CAN SEE EVERYBODY, LIKE, "HI, EVERYBODY." 1151 00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:39,667 I MEAN, I CAN SEE EVERYBODY. 1152 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:41,166 AND, LIKE, I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS. 1153 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,934 LOOK AT ALL THE PURSES. AHH! 1154 00:39:43,934 --> 00:39:46,166 YOU'RE FREE NOW. YOU'RE FREE. 1155 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,900 YOU'RE FREE! I LOVE YOU ALL. 1156 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:50,600 [overlapping chatter] 1157 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,900 TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A BIG LIVING ROOM, 1158 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:55,033 A WALK-IN, GIGANTIC DRESSING SUITE, 1159 00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:56,667 I MEAN, IT FEELS LIKE A DREAM. 1160 00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:58,233 IT DOES NOT FEEL LIKE LIVING IN MANHATTAN, 1161 00:39:58,233 --> 00:39:59,600 NOT THE MANHATTAN THAT I KNOW. 1162 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,033 COCKTAIL PARTY TONIGHT. - HERE'S TO NEXT RENOVATION. 1163 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,700 - THANK YOU, TEAM. GREAT JOB. 1164 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:05,900 announcer: COMING UP... 1165 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:07,500 - WHEN ARE WE MOVING? 1166 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,900 - SO I HAVE TO BE IN LOS ANGELES A MONTH FROM TODAY. 1167 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,200 - WE JUST MOVED IN HERE. 1168 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,133 - YES, IT'S REALLY HAPPENING, BETHENNY. 1169 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,800 - THERE'S DOGGIES. - MORNING. 1170 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,767 - GOOD MORNING. - HOW WAS YOUR FIRST NIGHT? 1171 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:33,300 - IT'S THE BEST. 1172 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,266 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I WAS WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING. 1173 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,200 A LOT HAS CHANGED FOR US. 1174 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,867 BUT YET, IT STRANGELY SEEMS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. 1175 00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:43,166 - BLANKET. - THIS IS YOUR ROOM. 1176 00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:44,400 - YAY! 1177 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,667 - YOU'RE GONNA GROW UP HERE. - YAY! 1178 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,734 - THERE'S A SENSE OF CALM. 1179 00:40:48,734 --> 00:40:52,467 THERE'S A SENSE OF, "WE'RE GOOD. 1180 00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:54,667 "AND WE'VE HAD ALL THIS HAPPEN. 1181 00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,900 "ALL THIS HAPPEN, AND THERE'S SO MUCH 1182 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,433 MORE YET TO HAPPEN." 1183 00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:01,400 LET'S GO HAVE SOME BREAKFAST. 1184 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,266 - THAT'S A BIG STRAWBERRY FOR A LITTLE GIRL. 1185 00:41:03,266 --> 00:41:05,433 - ARE WE AT THE, UH-- - I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. 1186 00:41:05,433 --> 00:41:07,033 - BREAKFAST NOOK. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. 1187 00:41:07,033 --> 00:41:09,133 IT FEELS SO BIG AND SO BRIGHT 1188 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,834 AND SO FRESH AND SO PERFECT. 1189 00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:13,567 AND AM I EVEN GONNA WANNA TOUCH THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR 1190 00:41:13,567 --> 00:41:15,133 AND OPEN ANYTHING? 1191 00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:16,967 AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE JUST SO PERFECT. 1192 00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:19,266 - I DRAW THIS. - HUH? 1193 00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:22,500 - NO, BRYN, NO DRAWING ON THE TABLE. 1194 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,900 WHAT DO YOU HAVE ALL OVER YOUR FACE? 1195 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:25,700 STRAWBERRY? 1196 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,834 [phone ringing] OOH. 1197 00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:28,000 I THINK IT'S THE FIRST PHONE CALL 1198 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,767 IN THE NEW APARTMENT. - IT IS ACTUALLY. 1199 00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:31,867 WHO'S CALLING SO EARLY? - I DON'T KNOW. 1200 00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:33,033 - LET'S MAKE A BUNNY RABBIT. 1201 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:35,333 WANNA MAKE A BUNNY RABBIT? - [cooing] 1202 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:37,200 - HELLO. - IT'S HILARY. 1203 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,633 - HI, HILARY, HOW ARE YOU? 1204 00:41:38,633 --> 00:41:40,266 - I'M GREAT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS? 1205 00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:41,700 - WE'RE GOOD. WE JUST MOVED IN. 1206 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,166 WE'RE, LIKE, JUST SETTLING IN. 1207 00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:46,800 HILARY ESTEY MCLOUGHLIN IS THE HEAD PRODUCER 1208 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,300 OF THE ELLEN SHOW. 1209 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,867 SHE'S A POWER WOMAN IN HOLLYWOOD. 1210 00:41:50,867 --> 00:41:52,166 SHE MEANS BUSINESS. 1211 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,834 AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE TALK SHOW. 1212 00:41:53,834 --> 00:41:55,934 - SO HOW IS IT? - IT'S AMAZING. 1213 00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:58,567 YOU'LL HAVE TO COME VISIT. - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 1214 00:41:58,567 --> 00:42:00,567 - YEAH, WELL, I THINK YOU'LL BE VISITING ME SOONER. 1215 00:42:00,567 --> 00:42:01,867 - REALLY, WHY? 1216 00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:04,200 - YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR SKINNY BUTT OUT HERE 1217 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,266 ON MAY 20TH, 'CAUSE WE'RE PREMIERING ON JUNE 11TH. 1218 00:42:08,266 --> 00:42:10,300 - THE CLOCK HAS STARTED. THERE IS A DATE. 1219 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,667 COME JUNE 11TH, I'M ON TELEVISION. 1220 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,400 THE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION. 1221 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,333 IT'S HAPPENING. - WHEN ARE WE MOVING? 1222 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:19,400 - SO I HAVE TO BE IN LOS ANGELES A MONTH FROM TODAY? 1223 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,633 - WE JUST MOVED IN HERE. 1224 00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:22,033 - YES, IT'S REALLY HAPPENING, BETHENNY. 1225 00:42:22,033 --> 00:42:23,900 YOU'RE GONNA BE HOSTING YOUR OWN TALK SHOW. 1226 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,066 - YOU READY FOR THAT? 1227 00:42:25,066 --> 00:42:27,700 WE GOTTA MOVE AGAIN. - WE GOTTA PACK. 1228 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:28,934 WE'RE GONNA PACK AGAIN? 1229 00:42:28,934 --> 00:42:30,166 - THANKS, HILARY. 1230 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,667 - I KNOW YOU GUYS JUST MOVED IN, BUT PACK UP. 1231 00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:36,200 - WELL, WE HAD NORMALCY FOR ABOUT A NANOSECOND. 1232 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,567 AND THEN THE LIFE OF BETHENNY KICKED IN. 1233 00:42:38,567 --> 00:42:42,834 I'LL SEE YA IN L.A. - ALL RIGHT. 1234 00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:45,834 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED. 1235 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,800 - OH, MY GOD. 1236 00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:57,934 - YOU HAVE A RUNNY NOSE. 1237 00:42:57,934 --> 00:42:59,700 LET ME GET YOU A TISSUE. HOLD ON. 1238 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:02,700 DADDY'S GONNA GET YOU A TISSUE. 1239 00:43:10,066 --> 00:43:12,633 WHAT HAPPENED? - [laughs] 1240 00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,467 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - OH, NO. OH, NO. 1241 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:16,533 ONE TO TEN, HOW BAD? JUST TELL ME. 1242 00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:17,934 - COME HERE, THE BOOKS ARE GETTING ALL RUINED. 1243 00:43:17,934 --> 00:43:19,133 AND THIS THING'S ALL WET. 1244 00:43:19,133 --> 00:43:20,834 JUST PICK THE WHOLE TRAY UP, BE STRONG-- 1245 00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:21,934 OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE LYING. 1246 00:43:21,934 --> 00:43:23,266 - TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT. - OH, MY GOD. 1247 00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:24,633 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 1248 00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:26,767 I DON'T WANNA BE HERE. 1249 00:43:26,767 --> 00:43:28,000 IT'S TOO MUCH FOR US. 1250 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,667 - OH, DAMN. THAT'S OKAY, BRYN. 1251 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:34,800 - WE CAN'T DO THIS. WE CAN'T DO THIS. 1252 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,333 WE'RE NOT THESE PEOPLE. 1253 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:40,600 OH, JEEZ. 1254 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,033 IT'S JUST, LIKE, FOR ONE MINUTE I THOUGHT I HAD MADE IT. 1255 00:43:43,033 --> 00:43:46,033 I THOUGHT I WAS FANCY. 1256 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,000 I'M GLAD I GOT THIS. 1257 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000 LIVING THE DREAM. 1258 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,667 announcer: TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BETHENNY EVER AFTER, 1259 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:06,100 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.