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[KNIFE SLICING AND CHOPPING]

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[MAN HUMMING]

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[SIZZLING]

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ABUELITA [IN SPANISH]:

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[IN SPANISH]

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LARS:
It's really messed up. Ah!

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ABUELITA:

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[LARS GRUNTING]

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- Hey, hello. Habla English.
- Hey, are you the son?

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Ow.

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[IN ENGLISH]
Grandson.

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- Hit while driving.
- My leg.

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[IN SPANISH]

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The crazy old biznatch
ran over my brother.

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It hurts so bad. It hurts so bad.
It hurts so bad.

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- Look at that.
- It's this one.

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She broke his leg, stood on the gas.
That's a hit-and-run.

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She felonied me. That's a felony.

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We got the whole thing right here.
[IN ENGLISH] Hold on. Let me talk to her.

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- Start talking.
- Good.

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[IN SPANISH]

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- He can't put pressure on it.
- I need to lean on you.

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It's definitely broken.

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ABUELITA:

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CAL: Es muy mal for my leg-o.
LARS: Lean on this.

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CAL:
No, man, it really hurts.

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LARS:
Dude.

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LARS: Yes, sí, problema.
CAL: And now dos problemas.

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Dude.

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CAL:
I don't know what you're saying, man.

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Dude.

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Dude, we got a real problem here.
Yeah, sí, problema.

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[ABUELITA MUMBLING
IN SPANISH]

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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Hey, amigo, what're you gonna do
about this leg situation?

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- I really need a doctor.
- Doctors ain't cheap, yo. It's gonna cost.

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Either you or her,
somebody's gotta pay.

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[IN ENGLISH]
You want money?

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- Yes.
- Yeah, damn straight.

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Hit-and-run? It's no joke.
What are the cops gonna say?

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Cops? They coming?

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- Yeah, maybe.
- That's up to you, man.

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- They could be looking at this tape.
- It's all up to you.

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[GRUNTS]

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You called her "biznatch"?

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- I didn't--
- Whatever. Hurry it up. I'm hurting.

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Show us the green, or la policia
is gonna come and take Granny away.

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She's gonna go to jail.
You want that?

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That's right. Play it smart. Okay, good.
So let's talk dollar amounts.

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For what you did--

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No--

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Biznatch.

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[♪♪♪]

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[PEOPLE SPEAKING
IN SPANISH ON TV]

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[THUDDING NEARBY]

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[THUDDING CONTINUES]

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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

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[IN SPANISH]

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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

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[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[IN ENGLISH]
Hey, get over here.

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Yeah, my abuelita's.

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Bring No-Doze, and tell Nacho
to bring his van.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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[SIGHS]

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[♪♪♪]

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JIMMY: Open up, officer of the court.
Open up in the name of the law.

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Good afternoon, this--

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[PANTING]

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[♪♪♪]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Showing hands. I'm relaxed. Okay?

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Um, non-threatening.

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You move, and you're dead.

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Got it.

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Seems to be a misunderstanding.

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Is there by any chance
a Betsy Kettleman here?

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Not sure if this is a situation...

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...where I should
or should not look you in the eye.

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Now sit.

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Who are you? Are you with
those red-headed scumbags?

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My name's James McGill.
I'm an attorney.

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Uh, I got a call from some clients,
something about an accident.

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I did not get any details.

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When I saw skateboards in your
front yard, I assumed they might--

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ABUELITA:

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[IN SPANISH]

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[IN ENGLISH]
Talk.

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I'm gonna make an educated guess
what happened here.

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My two clients, Frick and Frack,
the mopheads...

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...were in a simple traffic accident.
A minor fender-bender.

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Maybe they were on the wrong side
of the street or didn't look both ways.

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It could happen to anyone. Heh.

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My clients, exhibiting
extremely poor judgement, uh...

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...followed your grandmother to this
delightful, well-tended home.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Now, at this juncture, I am deducing
that they said or did something...

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...that crossed a line, and you, with some
justification, you put them in their place.

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[SIGHS]

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Based on the salsa stain there,
could've gone a couple ways.

102
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The bottom line, not to be morbid,
but if they're dead...

103
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...um, I'm guessing that I'm, uh....

104
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I'm gonna--

105
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Yeah, I'm gonna go with glass half-full
here and say they're not.

106
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My point is, if they're still alive,
why kill us?

107
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Because of a misunderstanding?

108
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Our own stupidity? Why mess up
your lovely abuelita's place? Ha, ha.

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Why jump to the nuclear option?
See, I'm saying keep it simple.

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I will collect my moronic clients,
and, poof, we are gone.

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Neither you nor your lovely abuelita
will ever lay eyes on us ever again.

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Guaranteed.
Signed, sealed, and delivered.

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Assuming, you know,
that they're still breathing.

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Wow.

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You got a mouth on you.

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Thank you.

117
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Get up.

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- That way.
- That way?

119
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Yeah, yeah, sure. Why not?

120
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[MUFFLED MUMBLING]

121
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So, I should, uh, cut them loose?

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- It was him! It was all his idea!
- No, no, no!

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TUCO:
You shut up!

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- Say what?
- He wanted to scam you.

125
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He said we could clear 2 grand easy.

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[♪♪♪]

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TUCO:
You punking me?

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[GUN COCKS]

129
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Are you punking my abuelita?

130
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He hit his head, he doesn't
know what he's saying.

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[GRUNTING]

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TUCO:
For what?

133
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For what are you getting 2 grand?

134
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It was for going after your grandma.

135
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For taking a header over her car,
and then for bracing her.

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It was him, I swear. It was the lawyer.

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[BOTH MUMBLING]

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- Who are you? Why are you after me?
- I can explain.

139
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You're gonna laugh, it's so--
I'm a lawyer. Check my ID, okay?

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- I was running a scam--
- On my abuelita?!

141
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Not on your abuelita. Not on you.

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There's a woman named
Betsy Kettleman. I mentioned her.

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She's married to Craig Kettleman,
he's the treasurer of Bernalillo County.

144
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I wanted his business. He stole a million
and a half bucks from the county.

145
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He's gonna be indicted
for embezzlement any day now.

146
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That's a good case for me.
A lot of publicity. I'll get my name out.

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I thought if I had these two run their little
skateboard hustle on Mrs. Kettleman...

148
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...I could, you know, rescue her.

149
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Come in, throw some oil on troubled
waters, and get their business.

150
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That was the plan. But it turns out
your lovely abuelita...

151
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...she drives a car that is a whole lot
like the Kettle-mobile.

152
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,493
So these two geniuses ran their little
stunt on the wrong one.

153
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,537
So joke's on me. Ha, ha.

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Simple as that.

155
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,380
[♪♪♪]

156
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,632
Where's he going?

157
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,968
Talk to me, okay?

158
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,639
Who do you think I am?
What is he getting?

159
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,937
I was running a scam to get a client.
I made a mistake, that's all this is.

160
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Oh, jeez.

161
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You don't need--

162
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That's not-- I'll talk, okay?

163
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Tell me what you want to know.

164
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,204
Who do you think I am?

165
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,830
Hey, use your words, okay?

166
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[SNIFFS]

167
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,126
You know what I smell?

168
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I smell lies.

169
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- I smell pork.
- No, that's not necessary.

170
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,678
TUCO: We know you're with the heat.
The question is, who?

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00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,932
- Local, FBI, DEA?!
- No, I'm a lawyer.

172
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,809
Just reach in my pocket right now.
Right there.

173
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Truth.

174
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:29,243
That is the truth! I'm a lawyer!
Guys, I passed the bar! Ask me anything!

175
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Not contract law--
I'm down at the courts every day.

176
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,792
People know me.
I'm a known quantity. I am.

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00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,502
[JIMMY GRUNTS]

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00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,090
I'm Special Agent Jeffrey Steele, FBI.

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- FBI?
- FBI. I'm undercover, okay?

180
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:51,390
You got me. I'm the tip of the spear.
Releasing me would be the smart move.

181
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,975
You hear that shit?

182
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,895
I told you the business was too good.

183
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,274
I knew it. I told you.

184
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,025
Can I?

185
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:11,201
- Okay, uh, Special Agent, uh, Steele?
- Jeffrey A. Steele.

186
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,079
Okay, Agent Steele,
what business are we in?

187
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,665
- Business?
- You're investigating us, right?

188
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,875
For what? What did we do?

189
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,420
What do we sell?

190
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,879
- Drugs.
- What kind of drugs?

191
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,590
Uh....

192
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:29,636
It's Title 21, Schedule II through
Schedule V, including Part B.

193
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,931
That's what we call them
down at the Bureau.

194
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,892
The task force is designated
Operation Kingbreaker--

195
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:41,231
Kingbreaker? That makes me the king!
Whoo-hoo!

196
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,275
Can I?

197
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,114
All right.

198
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,454
The next words out of your mouth
ought to be the truth.

199
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,372
You understand?

200
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,124
Uh-huh.

201
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,043
Who are you?

202
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,178
I'm James Morgan McGill, a lawyer
trolling for business. That's the truth.

203
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:15,307
- Now, you find a Bible, I'll swear on it.
- What about, uh, Operation Kingbreaker?

204
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:20,604
I made it up, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know you. I don't want to.

205
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,357
Uh, this was a mistake.

206
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,317
It's my mistake. Okay?

207
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:29,279
I take full and complete
responsibility, but....

208
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,325
I don't know any of your names,
and I got a bad case of face blindness.

209
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,702
You let us go,
we're gonna forget this happened.

210
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,704
Guys, we're gonna forget, right?
Nod your heads.

211
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:38,955
[MUFFLED MUMBLING]

212
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,290
Okay.

213
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,460
So if you'd just let us go....

214
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,631
I just-- We wanna just go home.

215
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,605
I say cut him loose.

216
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:08,443
He said he was FBI. He admitted it.

217
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:12,823
You had your wire cutters on him.
He would've said anything.

218
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,867
You really see the FBI hiring
those two flaquitos?

219
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,414
Maybe.

220
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,545
Croaking a lawyer for no reason
is bad business.

221
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,964
He goes away,
someone's gonna come look for him.

222
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,925
They walked into my house.

223
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,011
They disrespected my abuelita.

224
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,891
They called her "biznatch"
and they just walk?!

225
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,685
Uh-uh!

226
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,317
What about the lawyer?

227
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,197
He's giving respect.

228
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,160
Okay.

229
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:09,880
"James M. McGill,
a lawyer you can trust."

230
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,299
[♪♪♪]

231
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,011
I know how to find you, James McGill.

232
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,806
- Understand what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

233
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,975
[SKATERS GRUNTING
AND MOANING]

234
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,817
Up.

235
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,323
Okay?

236
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,327
Take him back to his car.

237
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:46,291
JIMMY: Thank you. Uh, this is good.
This is right. Thank you.

238
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,626
Come on.

239
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,419
[SKATERS YELLING]

240
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,213
What about them?

241
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,923
NO-DOZE: Come on.
JIMMY: Yeah, right.

242
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,176
NO-DOZE: Come on.
JIMMY: Yeah, right.

243
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,888
[SKATERS CONTINUE YELLING]

244
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,100
[SKATERS SCREAMING]

245
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,895
- NO-DOZE: Yo, where you going?
- Wait. Can I say something?

246
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,064
- NO-DOZE: Where you going?
- Can you let them go?

247
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,858
- Just let them go.
- Are you stupid?

248
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,861
They don't deserve to die.
I put them up to it.

249
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,572
I don't deserve to die,
but they don't either.

250
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,408
I'm gonna skin them like javelinas!

251
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:25,872
Forget about them! They're insects!
Hey, think about their mother.

252
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,585
I spit on their mama!

253
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,839
She is a sweet little lady.
She's a widow.

254
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:38,343
She works hard, all day, every day,
just like her mother before her...

255
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:42,806
...from dawn till dusk,
scrubbing the floors of rich people.

256
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,891
She needs a cane to walk, you know.

257
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,937
She's got arthritis,
and still she works every day.

258
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:54,109
What? For herself?
No, for them. For these two.

259
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,319
Her boys, they're apples of her eye.

260
00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:02,158
You say they don't deserve her?
Maybe so. But they're all she's got.

261
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:07,539
Now, you turn them inside out, I want
you to think about what happens to her.

262
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,292
That's on them. They should've
thought about that.

263
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,837
When I was at your abuelita's place,
you were gonna let them go.

264
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,257
The way I see it, that's because
you're tough, but you're fair.

265
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,759
You're all about justice.

266
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,928
That's what I'm saying.

267
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,391
- Justice.
- These two shit-for-brains, big-mouths?

268
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,019
You already beat
the living hell out of them.

269
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,563
You think they're ever gonna
forget today? Never.

270
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,275
Ten years from now, they're still gonna
be crapping their Jockeys.

271
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,361
- It's not enough.
- Okay, okay.

272
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,531
Then let's talk proportionality.
They're guilty.

273
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:47,037
Agreed. Now you have to decide,
what's the right sentence?

274
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:53,168
- Like a judge.
- Like a judge.

275
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,128
Ever hear of the Code of Hammurabi?

276
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,006
Let the punishment fit the crime?
Eye for an eye?

277
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,383
Eye for an eye.

278
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,636
- You want me to blind them.
- JIMMY: No, no.

279
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:07,140
- All they did was trash-talk.
- So I cut their tongues out!

280
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:13,730
Wait. See, I'm advising that you
make the punishment fit the crime.

281
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,150
"Punishment fit the crime."

282
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,277
Colombian neckties.

283
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:24,407
I cut their throats, and then I pull their
lying tongues through the slits!

284
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,370
- Biznatch!
- Or you could give them black eyes.

285
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,874
Black eyes? Ha-ha-ha.
That ain't nothing.

286
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,628
That one there, holmes?
He already got a black eye, fool.

287
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,388
Stop helping.

288
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,349
Or you could sprain their ankles.

289
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,518
- Sprain?
- They're skateboarders, right?

290
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,812
That's how they run their scam.

291
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,941
They can't skate,
you hit them where they live.

292
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,860
I ain't spraining nothing, bitch.

293
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,197
I'm gonna break their arms,
then I'm gonna break their legs.

294
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:07,075
Arms? When did we get onto arms?

295
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,994
I'm cutting their legs off.

296
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:13,081
We could go that way,
but we were talking about breaking.

297
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:17,002
- We're heading in the wrong direction.
- Okay.

298
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,631
- Break their legs.
- How many legs?

299
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:26,052
- Two. They got two legs.
- One leg each.

300
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,887
One leg each?

301
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:33,643
One leg each. Total of two legs.

302
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:38,023
Hey, look, they can't skateboard
for six months...

303
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,150
...and they're scared of you
forever.

304
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,277
You show everybody
that you are the man...

305
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,945
...but that you're fair.

306
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,655
That you're just.

307
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,949
[SKATERS GRUNTING
AND YELLING]

308
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,710
One leg each.

309
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,843
That's tough, but it's fair.

310
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:13,016
All right, lay them out! I ain't got all day!
It's hotter than shit out here!

311
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,101
[SKATERS SCREAMING]

312
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,736
Quit moving!
You're only gonna make it worse!

313
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,906
[BONE CRACKS
THEN SCREAMS]

314
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,157
[TUCO LAUGHS]

315
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,619
Look! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!

316
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,914
He said he had a broken leg,
now he's got one for real.

317
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,834
You, tell your mama you're sorry, bitch.

318
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,544
Other one.

319
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,880
Hey, look, it's backwards.

320
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,465
[TUCO LAUGHS]

321
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:52,680
Check it out.
I'm gonna do this one real clean.

322
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,350
[BONE CRACKS
THEN SCREAMS]

323
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,601
[TUCO LAUGHING]

324
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,061
Whoo!

325
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,938
[SKATERS SCREAMING]

326
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,690
Walk home now, bitch!

327
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:07,320
Shut up! Shut up!

328
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,159
[BOTH SKATERS
MOANING AND YELLING]

329
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,302
Here you go. Here you go.
Easy, easy. Save your breath.

330
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:35,682
Aah! You are the worst lawyer!
The worst lawyer ever!

331
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:40,353
Hey, I just talked you down from a death
sentence to six months' probation.

332
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,024
I'm the best lawyer ever.

333
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,736
Oh, my God!

334
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,117
[CHA-CHA MUSIC PLAYING]

335
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,335
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

336
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,923
[BREADSTICK CRACKS]

337
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,187
[BREADSTICKS CONTINUE
CRACKING]

338
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,977
Could you--? Uh, could you, um--?

339
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,354
I'll be right back.

340
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,409
[CHUCK HUMMING]

341
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,754
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

342
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:14,257
CHUCK:
Ground yourself?

343
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,057
Jimmy, did you ground yourself?

344
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:43,161
I don't think you grounded yourself.

345
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,001
Jesus.

346
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,504
Jimmy, you didn't drive
like this, did you?

347
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,056
Oh, no.

348
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:09,771
No. I knew it.

349
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,106
[♪♪♪]

350
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,203
[CHUCK GROANS]

351
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,683
[GROANING]

352
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,913
Chuck.

353
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,959
Coffee?

354
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,629
Yeah, thanks.

355
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,675
- You're gonna have to take it black.
- Out of milk?

356
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,513
Sorry.

357
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,990
Why are you in that space blanket?

358
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,784
You brought your cell phone
in here last night.

359
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,037
It was in your pants pocket.

360
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,039
Oh.

361
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,626
Sorry about that.

362
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,880
Where--? Uh, where is it?

363
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,257
Outside. I threw it out the door.

364
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,186
How did I get here?

365
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:58,731
Your car's not outside,
so I'm assuming taxi.

366
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,901
[JIMMY GROANS]

367
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:08,699
Right, uh, the bartender
wouldn't let me drive.

368
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,882
Why are you in that space blanket?

369
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,929
I told you, you brought your
cell phone into my house.

370
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,729
Chuck, uh, did you--?

371
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,815
Chuck, did you read this?

372
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,276
Read what?

373
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:47,989
Uh, this bill, did you read it?

374
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,241
Emergency room bill.

375
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:53,995
I may have glanced at it.
It fell out of your pocket.

376
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,917
Hey, Chuck, listen.
I know how this looks.

377
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:03,838
I'm down to my last dime, and suddenly
I'm paying for broken legs.

378
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:08,843
But it's not that, I swear.

379
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:15,224
This represents
a good thing, ultimately.

380
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,143
Okay.

381
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,563
I'm not backsliding.
This isn't Slipping Jimmy.

382
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,064
Fine.

383
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,363
Take off the space blanket,
will you, please, Chuck?

384
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:31,365
It helps.

385
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,702
Take off the space blanket.
I didn't do anything wrong.

386
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:38,331
It has nothing to do with that.
It was your phone.

387
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,792
[SIGHS]

388
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:44,670
Take off the space blanket.

389
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,382
Why?

390
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:54,847
Take off the space blanket, Chuck.

391
00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:56,807
Come on.

392
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,434
Take off the blanket.

393
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,864
Thank you.

394
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,623
- Front yard?
- Yeah.

395
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,753
Uh, do you have any idea
where it landed?

396
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,380
No.

397
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,615
WOMAN:
No.

398
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,118
No.

399
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,162
No.

400
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,331
No.

401
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,757
No. No. No.

402
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,263
What do you want?

403
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,808
Not to starve to death.

404
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:23,394
What do you say?

405
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,856
You got something for me?

406
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:51,338
It's showtime, folks.

407
00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:53,966
[♪♪♪]

408
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,063
GUARD:
Clovis, lawyer.

409
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,607
I'm gonna kill him.

410
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,193
Your Honour, I'm very sorry.
I'll never do it again.

411
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:13,903
- Say what?
- Just....

412
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,947
Your Honour, I'm very sorry,
and I'll never do it again.

413
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:20,701
Okay, Mr. Pearson.
Up you go. All right.

414
00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:22,703
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

415
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,540
I told you a suit, remember?
You want to look sharp.

416
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,376
That's a loaner, okay?
I need it back. Let's go.

417
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,212
- Petty with a prior.
- Kid took a slice of pizza.

418
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,130
- Petty with a prior.
- The parents are a train wreck.

419
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,715
There's no food in the house.
He was hungry.

420
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:36,425
- Petty with a prior.
- Come on.

421
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,687
- You're light on stickers.
- JIMMY: Come on.

422
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:50,231
- Five dollars.
- You serious?

423
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,982
You got four, you need five.

424
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,984
There's four 90-minute stickers.

425
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:58,155
- You've been six hours, five minutes.
- Takes ten minutes to walk down here.

426
00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:01,826
Five dollars, or you go
get another sticker.

427
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,871
This makes you feel
real important, huh?

428
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,541
Not enough stickers? More stickers?

429
00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:16,131
It's showtime, folks.

430
00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:21,428
It's showtime.

431
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,978
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

432
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:49,498
- Petty with a prior.
- Prior will stay on his sheet for life.

433
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,917
Petty with a prior.

434
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,379
- You're overcharging him.
- Petty with a prior.

435
00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,801
That lady up there?
She shorts me every time, okay?

436
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:05,097
This is not a me problem,
this is a you problem.

437
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,099
[SIGHS]

438
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:11,061
It's showtime.

439
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,857
It's from a movie.

440
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,325
GUARD:
Hey!

441
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,162
Okay, hold it.

442
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,501
- Petty with a prior.
- Misdemeanour shoplifting.

443
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,795
- Petty with a prior.
- Meet me halfway.

444
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,964
- Petty, with a prior.
- Ugh. I can't do it.

445
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,133
- Petty with a prior.
- Okay, how about this?

446
00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:44,303
I plead the kid to the sheet.
You give me a continued sentence.

447
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,556
He gets six months.
If he's still clean, you file for a dismissal.

448
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,893
Come on. This is how
you want to spend your time?

449
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,103
You can have the rest of these.

450
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:04,907
[GATE BUZZES]

451
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,867
GUARD:
Berger, lawyer.

452
00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:09,578
Mr. Berger, we've met before,
haven't we?

453
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,539
Mr. Edison, like the inventor?
I'm James McGill.

454
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:13,832
I'll be your lawyer.

455
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,543
Doesn't matter.
Judge has gotta see your mother.

456
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,672
Well, do you know anybody
who looks like her?

457
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,715
No, an uncle won't do it.

458
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:26,178
Okay, so a fire was started.
We all know that.

459
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:28,722
Freezing, shivering, as she is now.

460
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,558
In fact, wrote a book about it.

461
00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:34,561
To make some cookies.

462
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,981
But because you--
Given her this name--

463
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,400
You can see that this man--

464
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,818
Chose--

465
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,153
A bonehead move.

466
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,339
You're like a troll under a bridge.

467
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:05,551
[IN TROLL VOICE] "You must
have the stickers, or you won't pass."

468
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,053
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Troll alert here. Don't feed it.

469
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:23,235
Ladies.

470
00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:24,486
[WOMEN SPEAK
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

471
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,071
Good evening, Ms. Nguyen.

472
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,699
- No mail.
- Hey, Vicki, Maggie.

473
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,951
[SLOW POP MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

474
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,087
[WASHING MACHINE WHIRRING]

475
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,231
[SIGHS]

476
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:10,240
MACHINE:
You have zero messages.

477
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:12,928
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

478
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:15,430
- Customer.
- What?

479
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,432
For you, a customer. Waiting now.

480
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,602
Uh, sure, sure. Give me a minute.

481
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,630
Welcome, welcome.
My office is being painted.

482
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,051
Excuse the temporary, uh, quarters.

483
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:54,553
Wow.

484
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:57,181
Cosy.

485
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,642
Just me.

486
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:01,894
[CHUCKLES]

487
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,104
Tuco freaked you out, huh?

488
00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:09,651
It's cool. He doesn't know I'm here.

489
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,626
So, uh...

490
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,462
...what can I do for you?

491
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:34,468
I've been thinking about
what you said out there in the desert.

492
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:38,013
Those people that you were trying
to scam, how much did they steal?

493
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,098
Um....

494
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,727
North of a million
and a half bucks, I think.

495
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:50,234
So, they have a million
and a half bucks somewhere.

496
00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:51,568
In what, cash?

497
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:56,323
I don't-- Why are you asking me?

498
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,450
I'm gonna rip them off.

499
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,452
Oh.

500
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:03,455
I like ripping off thieves because
they can't go to the cops.

501
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,249
They have no recourse.

502
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,042
Hmm.

503
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,586
You point me at
where they have their cash...

504
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:13,382
...I'll pay you-- Uh, what do you call it?
a finder's fee.

505
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,677
Call it 10 percent, 100 large.

506
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:20,764
Wha--?

507
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:23,308
Why would you come to me for that?

508
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:29,064
You already tried ripping them off.
I'm gonna finish what you started.

509
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:32,734
I wasn't trying to rip them off.
I just wanted their business.

510
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:33,986
Okay.

511
00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,696
[NACHO CHUCKLES]

512
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,115
I don't know where their money is.

513
00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:40,242
Smart guy like you can figure it out.

514
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,245
Find out what I need to know,
nobody gets hurt.

515
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,664
We rip them off, easy money.

516
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:49,376
Look, I'm a lawyer, not a criminal.

517
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,421
[CHUCKLES]

518
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,340
You are shitting me.

519
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,342
I crossed a line.

520
00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:00,887
I made a mistake.
I'm not doing that again. Not ever.

521
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,974
I got between you and Tuco.

522
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,602
Think you'd be here now
if I kept my mouth shut?

523
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:11,648
And I appreciate that. I owe you.

524
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:15,819
And if you're ever in trouble,
God forbid, legal trouble...

525
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:19,948
...I will be there 24/7 as a lawyer.

526
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,870
- What's your angle?
- No angle. Heh.

527
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:30,000
And I'm not saying anything about this
to anybody.

528
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,711
As far as I'm concerned,
you're a client...

529
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,379
...this is a consultation...

530
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:37,966
...and everything you just told me
is privileged.

531
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:40,594
You rat, you die.

532
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:43,722
And that too. Yes.

533
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:08,622
For when you figure out
you're in the game.

534
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:12,584
I'm not in the game, I promise.

535
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:16,213
[CHATTERING]

536
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,799
[♪♪♪]

537
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,982
[♪♪♪]