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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COP 1:
Albuquerque police. Hello?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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We'd like to talk with you for a minute.
Could you open the door, please?
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We know you're in there.
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You're casting a shadow
through your peep hole.
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All we wanna do is talk.
Would you please open the door?
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I'd prefer not to, officers.
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COP 2:
Sir, come on and open up.
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I have a condition.
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I can't go outside
or be exposed to what's out there.
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You were able to steal
your neighbour's newspaper.
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I didn't steal it. I left $5.
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The cover price is 50 cents.
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COP 1: Did your neighbour consent
to sell you her paper?
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Uh--
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She--
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Isn't--?
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Um....
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Officer, let's talk about something
called "probable cause."
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As I'm sure you know,
in New Mexico...
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...there is a two-part test
to determine whether police...
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...have an objectively
reasonable basis....
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CHUCK: --the situation
as Mincey v. Arizona pointed out...
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...create an event....
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Hey, Tommy,
come around here, would you?
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CHUCK: And that's why the Tenth Circuit
Court of Appeals...
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...ruled that a coercive order....
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Check this out.
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CHUCK: --requiring an individual
to leave his house is seizure.
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And therefore protected
under the Fourth Amendment.
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Right?
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COP 2:
Whole lot of camp stove fuel.
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- Guy sure sounds like a tweaker.
- See what he did to the breaker box?
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Is he coming out,
or are we going in?
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[♪♪♪]
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COP 1:
You got ten seconds to open this door...
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...or it's coming down, you hear me?
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- Final warning.
- Okay, I'll let you in.
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But leave your electronic
devices outside.
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No phones, no walkie-talkies,
no flashlights.
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Definitely, definitely no Tasers.
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I can't emphasise that enough. Deal?
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Or-- Look, look, I'll give the paper back.
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[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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[GRUNTS]
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[♪♪♪]
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[BEEP]
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RICKY [ON INTERCOM]:
Yeah?
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James McGill
to see Mr. Richard Sypes.
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Ricky. Call me Ricky.
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Come on in.
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Uh, this is my assistant's car. Heh.
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My Mercedes is in the shop.
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Yeah, I ought to give him a raise.
You're right.
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RICKY: Jim, I saw you on the TV.
That billboard thing?
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And I had me a pair of insights.
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Insight the first:
You ain't afraid to put yourself out there.
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And insight the second:
You believe in the real America.
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Freedom. Self-sufficiency.
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I do. I--
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I really do.
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When I see a man like you driving that
foreign shitbox of a car....
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Well, see, actually--
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it's a sign a good man
can't get ahead today.
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It's a travesty, that's what it is.
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Well, that may be, ahem, Ricky...
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...but, uh, I refuse
to consider myself a victim.
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You know, we are once again
at a point in our history...
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...where the fly-swatting hand
of government...
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...is crushing the spirit
of entrepreneurship.
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Taxes, OSHA requirements.
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The INS poking their big, fat nose
into every mother-loving hire.
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It's damned oppressive.
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It's tragic.
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It's un-American.
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Jim, I think you are just
the lawyer I need...
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...because I got me a case.
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Major. I say, a major case.
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Are you ready
to clear your calendar?
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Ricky, I'm all ears.
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I want to secede
from the United States.
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Now, I got 1 100 acres
of property here.
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Self-sustaining
with solar power and wells.
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A sovereign state immune
to the business-killing regulations...
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...of the country
in which it geographically lies.
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We are going to be America's
Vatican City.
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[SIGHS]
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Ricky....
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I'm your man.
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Yeah. Let's do this.
Let's show them all.
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Yee-ha!
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Yee-ha!
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Yee-ha!
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Ha, ha, ha.
Yes, we are doing this.
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Now, it's not gonna be easy.
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The government is gonna
fight us tooth and nail.
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We could end up in the Supreme Court.
I'm talking thousands of man hours.
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I mean, years of effort.
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Are you ready for that?
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Me?
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I say bring them on.
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Let's talk turkey.
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What's your rate?
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[OPERA MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Four hundred and fifty an hour.
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To hell with hourly.
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I want you on retainer.
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How about one million even?
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Five hundred up front...
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...and 500 when we're done.
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A million? Ahem. That seems...
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...fair.
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Would you like that in cash?
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Uh....
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Tax-free and backed
by the full faith and credit...
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...of the sovereign Sandia Republic.
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It's....
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Son...
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- ...you are getting in on the ground floor.
- Heh, heh, heh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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Mr. McGill, hi.
Thanks so much for coming.
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Roland Jaycox. Roland.
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Hey Roland. Great to meet you.
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- You can call me Jimmy.
- Jimmy, absolutely. Hello.
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- Please, come on in.
- Well, thank you.
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What was it like climbing that billboard?
Must've been pretty scary, huh?
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Guy needed help, that's all.
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You know, if I can do it,
anybody could. Heh.
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Well, my hat is off to you.
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So here we are.
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And patent law is something you--?
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Oh, yeah.
I do so many patent cases...
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...I should probably just go ahead
and specialise already.
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So, what do we got?
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- I feel silly asking this.
- Yeah.
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Before I show you my invention...
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...you mind signing
a non-disclosure agreement?
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You got it. No problem.
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It's my idea of a lifetime. If Fisher-Price
or Playskool got their hands on this....
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No worries.
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You ready?
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I may have seen one of these before.
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Not like this.
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This one has this little unit I've added.
This is my invention.
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- Do you have children?
- No.
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My wife and I have two boys,
4 and 6.
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And let me tell you,
toilet training them, nightmare.
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Both times. They just didn't
wanna use the commode.
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So I wired a motion sensor
to a voice chip.
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Well, no sense getting all technical,
but it's all about positive reinforcement.
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Meet Tony the Toilet Buddy.
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And when you sit down
to do your business...
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...this is how he works.
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TOILET:
Oh, yeah. That's the way.
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Gosh, you're big. You're so big.
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My goodness, look at you.
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Fill me up, Chandler. Put it in me.
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Chandler's my youngest.
Loves it.
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Huh.
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Give it to me, Chandler.
I want it all. Mm.
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Ah....
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Anyway, it goes on from there.
You get the picture.
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Yeah. I, uh....
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Yeah.
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So, what do you think?
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It's a little sexual maybe?
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Sexual? What does that--?
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Suggestive, maybe?
Maybe that's a better word. Heh.
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Look, I'm not saying this thing
won't make you rich.
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Some wealthier Pacific Rim nations,
they'll love this.
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The crazy bastards. Heh.
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I created this for children.
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- Children. Understand?
- Hey...
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...Viagra was originally invented
to treat hypertension.
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Look how that turned out.
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- You're completely disgusting!
- Buddy, you're the one with the sex toilet.
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Get off my property!
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You know what,
I hope you do make a fortune...
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...because Chandler's gonna need it
to help pay for his therapy.
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[STAIR LIFT WHIRRING]
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STRAUSS:
I found the Alpine shepherd boy.
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[SIGHS]
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[STAIR LIFT BEEPS]
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No, no, you just stay put.
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I'll be right over.
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Oh.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Now, where were we?
Oh, would you like some more tea?
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No. No, thank you. I'm fine.
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Now, the shepherd boy Hummel...
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...that's gonna go to your nephew
Clarence?
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As long as he finishes college.
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If he drops out,
it goes to my niece Raylene.
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But then Raylene
doesn't get the girl--
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The girl with the geese, I know.
That would go to your cousin Helen.
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So long as she never
remarries Frederick?
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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And no matter what,
I want the towheaded twins...
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...to go to Reverend Laurence's
grandson.
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Don't you mean Reverend Haynes?
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Reverence Laurence's grandson
is going to get the lute-playing angel...
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...because he was in the choir.
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Very sharp, Mr. McGill.
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And here I thought
all lawyers were idiots.
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Heh. No, only half of us are idiots.
The other half are crooks.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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- Aren't you a spicy one.
- Well....
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If I were 40 years younger,
I'd have you buy me a piña colada.
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Well, if you want me to draw up a DNR...
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...I'll bring a blender and some pineapple.
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Heh, heh.
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I knew I'd like you when I saw...
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...how you saved that poor man
on the television.
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Moxie is in such short supply
these days.
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Yeah, well I pride myself on my moxie.
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Now, I hate to do this, but I do need
to bring up my payment.
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And I'm sorry,
but I can't accept S&H Green Stamps.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Now, uh, my fee is $140.
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A hundred and forty.
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I'll gladly accept 70 today...
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...and 70 when I come back
with the completed documents.
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Twenty, 40...
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...sixty, 80...
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...a hundred...
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...and 20...
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...forty.
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Uh....
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Okay. Ahem.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Shall we continue, Mr. McGill?
- Yes.
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Yes, we shall, Mrs. Strauss.
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Put it on the nail, not the skin.
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I can't help it if your toes are too small.
They should all be the same size.
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Size of the big toe.
That one I can do.
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- Yeah, that would be attractive.
- Heh, heh.
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So...
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- ...how's it go again?
[IMITATES TOILET] "Oh...
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...you're huge, Chandler.
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You're a big, big boy.
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Oh, where does it end?
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Oh, don't stop, Chandler.
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- Don't stop.
- Heh, heh, heh.
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Oh, here it comes.
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- Oh, what is that? Is that a piece of corn?
- No, no.
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- Did you eat corn? Is that a niblet I see?"
- Stop. Disgusting.
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- No. Ha, ha, ha.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Too much?
252
00:18:33,944 --> 00:18:35,613
Hey, good times.
253
00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:39,658
Even your lousy days are more
interesting than my good ones.
254
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:42,536
Yeah, we should definitely
do something about that.
255
00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:48,417
Seriously, don't ever try
to make a living at this.
256
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,669
- Stick with the law.
- Yeah.
257
00:18:50,878 --> 00:18:52,505
Because I'm really...
258
00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:55,341
...lighting the world on fire
in that department.
259
00:18:55,549 --> 00:18:57,718
Did two wills today.
260
00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:01,180
Two wills,
and I started a living trust. Whoopee.
261
00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:02,598
Old people love me.
262
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:04,850
Maybe you got a future
in elder law.
263
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:06,727
You think I could handle all that glamour?
264
00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:08,604
No, I'm serious.
265
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:11,398
I've thought about getting
into elder law myself.
266
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:15,528
I watched my grandmother
at the end.
267
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,405
It's awful what people have
to deal with.
268
00:19:18,614 --> 00:19:20,449
Insurance companies.
269
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:24,286
My scumbag cousin stealing
her savings and her pain meds.
270
00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:27,331
Getting old sucks.
271
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:30,167
Seniors need someone
on their side.
272
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,045
[PHONE RINGING]
273
00:19:37,258 --> 00:19:39,885
- It's Howard.
- What the hell does he want?
274
00:19:41,178 --> 00:19:42,555
Shh.
275
00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:45,724
Hi, Howard.
276
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:49,228
No. I mean, I haven't, uh....
277
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,356
Oh, my God, when?
278
00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:58,529
Yeah, okay.
I'll see if I can track Jimmy down.
279
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,365
I'll call you back. Sure.
280
00:20:05,244 --> 00:20:06,495
It's Chuck.
281
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,420
[♪♪♪]
282
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:19,508
JIMMY:
Chuck. Chuck, you with me?
283
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:21,343
Chuck, hey, buddy, it's me.
284
00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:23,721
Hey, can you talk to me?
285
00:20:24,847 --> 00:20:27,308
Crazy sons of bitches.
286
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:32,563
Hey, hey, sir. You can't do that.
All of this needs to stay on.
287
00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:34,857
JIMMY: No, no. No electricity,
you understand?
288
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:37,318
NURSE: No, it needs to be on.
I'm getting security.
289
00:20:37,526 --> 00:20:39,820
KIM: No, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
No, wait, wait.
290
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,072
JIMMY: Why isn't that one going out?
KIM: Stop.
291
00:20:42,281 --> 00:20:43,991
- Damn it.
- Jimmy.
292
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,784
Just--
Jimmy, wait a second.
293
00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:48,287
Jimmy, think.
What's the plan here?
294
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,456
CRUZ:
Sir, sir?
295
00:20:50,664 --> 00:20:52,207
Sir, I need you to get down.
296
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,543
JIMMY: What kind of torture chamber
you running?
297
00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:57,838
- He's allergic to electricity.
- You heard the doc. Get down.
298
00:20:58,047 --> 00:21:01,467
You might as well throw him
into a microwave. Don't touch me.
299
00:21:01,675 --> 00:21:04,720
He is this patient's brother.
Please, listen to him.
300
00:21:08,641 --> 00:21:10,184
- Now, hey.
EDWIN: Let's go.
301
00:21:10,392 --> 00:21:12,770
CRUZ: Hold on, hold on a second,
Edwin. Sir.
302
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:15,147
- You ready to calm down?
- His name's Jimmy.
303
00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:16,774
And he is gonna calm down.
304
00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:21,904
- Say the words, Jimmy. I need to hear it.
- I'm calm, okay? I'm calm.
305
00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:24,907
Why don't you go wait
in the hallway?
306
00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:27,242
I'll call if we need you.
307
00:21:28,577 --> 00:21:31,622
Okay, so tell me
about the electricity.
308
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:36,460
Look, I know how it sounds,
but it's real. Oh, shit.
309
00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:39,838
My phone. Stuff.
Anything with a battery in it.
310
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,549
- He can't have it near him.
- Hang on.
311
00:21:44,051 --> 00:21:46,387
There's my phone.
Okay, that's it.
312
00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:49,223
Thanks.
313
00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:56,563
Okay. What the hell happened?
Why is he here?
314
00:21:56,772 --> 00:21:59,984
It started when Charles
stole his neighbour's newspaper.
315
00:22:00,192 --> 00:22:01,944
What?
He never leaves the house.
316
00:22:02,152 --> 00:22:05,864
I don't have all the details.
Police found him in a very agitated state.
317
00:22:06,073 --> 00:22:08,242
He was confrontational
and incoherent.
318
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:10,327
How come you didn't call me?
319
00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:14,915
Why did I have to hear about this through
my brother's prick of a law partner?
320
00:22:15,124 --> 00:22:18,419
The only contact information
we could find was a business card.
321
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:20,879
Jimmy, in my opinion...
322
00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:25,467
...Charles should be committed
for 30 days of psychiatric observation.
323
00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:29,638
As a family member, you can submit
a petition for him to be evaluated.
324
00:22:29,847 --> 00:22:32,141
There's an excellent facility
in Las Cruces.
325
00:22:32,349 --> 00:22:35,269
He can be there tomorrow.
326
00:22:36,437 --> 00:22:38,439
I'd rather not.
327
00:22:38,647 --> 00:22:41,275
Hey, buddy. Hey, I'm right here.
328
00:22:41,483 --> 00:22:43,569
- Oh, hey, Chuck.
- Excuse me.
329
00:22:44,236 --> 00:22:48,449
Mr. McGill, my name is Dr. Cruz.
Do you know why you're in the hospital?
330
00:22:48,657 --> 00:22:52,453
The police kicked in my door.
No warrant.
331
00:22:52,661 --> 00:22:53,954
No cause.
332
00:22:54,163 --> 00:22:57,124
I wasn't incoherent.
They just weren't listening.
333
00:22:57,332 --> 00:22:59,376
They Tasered me, Jimmy.
334
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:00,919
Oh, Jesus.
335
00:23:02,379 --> 00:23:03,422
Kim?
336
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:07,760
- I'm sorry, I can give you privacy.
- No, no, no, that's all right. Stay.
337
00:23:07,968 --> 00:23:11,221
Howard called me.
He's very concerned about you.
338
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:14,266
How are you feeling now,
Mr. McGill?
339
00:23:14,475 --> 00:23:17,227
Do--? Do you have a phone
or a pager...
340
00:23:17,436 --> 00:23:21,106
- ...or anything with a battery?
- I don't think so. I....
341
00:23:22,983 --> 00:23:24,151
[GROANS]
342
00:23:25,611 --> 00:23:27,404
Yeah.
343
00:23:28,113 --> 00:23:29,615
Oversight. Sorry about that.
344
00:23:32,117 --> 00:23:35,579
Can you tell me a little more
about your...
345
00:23:35,788 --> 00:23:37,706
- ...situation?
- It's not a situation.
346
00:23:37,915 --> 00:23:39,708
It's a condition.
347
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:42,169
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity.
348
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:45,631
For reasons unknown, my nervous
system has become sensitized...
349
00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:48,926
...to certain frequencies
of electromagnetic radiation.
350
00:23:49,134 --> 00:23:51,637
Your brother called it
an allergy to electricity.
351
00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:53,680
Well, it's an oversimplification.
352
00:23:54,473 --> 00:23:56,225
But it's essentially correct.
353
00:23:57,184 --> 00:24:02,397
Electronic devices create
their own electromagnetic fields.
354
00:24:02,981 --> 00:24:05,025
The closer I am to such devices...
355
00:24:05,234 --> 00:24:07,820
- ...the worse my symptoms.
- Which are?
356
00:24:08,028 --> 00:24:10,280
Burning sensation on my skin...
357
00:24:10,489 --> 00:24:13,200
...a sharp, cold pain in my bones...
358
00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:16,411
...muscle fatigue, heart palpitations...
359
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,080
...blurred vision...
360
00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:19,623
...tinnitus...
361
00:24:19,832 --> 00:24:22,751
...vertigo, nausea, shortness of breath.
362
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,378
- A general--
- It hurts.
363
00:24:24,586 --> 00:24:25,712
Yes, it hurts.
364
00:24:25,921 --> 00:24:29,258
When did you first experience
these symptoms?
365
00:24:30,467 --> 00:24:34,138
- Must have been....
- You left the office 18 months ago.
366
00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:38,267
Well, in that case, uh,
must have been almost two years.
367
00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:42,980
Two years? That's a--
That's a long time to live with discomfort.
368
00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:44,231
Well, there it is.
369
00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:48,318
You think I'm crazy.
370
00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:49,736
I never said that.
371
00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:52,489
No, you didn't,
because you're very polite.
372
00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:54,074
But you think it.
373
00:24:54,283 --> 00:24:56,910
Otherwise you wouldn't
be talking about commitment.
374
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,997
- You find that idea distressing?
- Who the hell wouldn't?
375
00:25:00,205 --> 00:25:04,126
I find it inappropriate for a person...
376
00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:06,378
...suffering from a physical condition.
377
00:25:08,297 --> 00:25:11,341
Anyone who's spent more
than a few minutes with me knows...
378
00:25:11,550 --> 00:25:15,012
...that this isn't some kind of delusion.
Wouldn't you agree, Kim?
379
00:25:15,596 --> 00:25:18,599
JIMMY: Of course she does.
- Well, I'm not a doctor.
380
00:25:18,807 --> 00:25:20,642
You've known me for a decade.
381
00:25:20,851 --> 00:25:25,564
Have you ever seen me exhibit any sign,
any sign whatsoever, of mental illness?
382
00:25:25,772 --> 00:25:27,900
See? If I thought for one second
383
00:25:28,108 --> 00:25:31,320
you could cure me, believe me,
I'd jump at the chance.
384
00:25:31,528 --> 00:25:34,281
All due respect,
psychiatry doesn't have the answers.
385
00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:35,866
I'd very much like to try.
386
00:25:36,074 --> 00:25:39,745
Section 43-1-1 1, part E3.
387
00:25:39,953 --> 00:25:44,124
"The proposed commitment is consistent
with the treatment needs of the client...
388
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:48,003
...and with the least drastic
means principle."
389
00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:52,341
Do you think subjecting me to this pain
for a month is the least drastic means?
390
00:25:52,549 --> 00:25:54,927
He might as well spend a month
in a wood chipper.
391
00:25:57,054 --> 00:26:00,933
CRUZ:
I understand your frustration. I do.
392
00:26:01,141 --> 00:26:05,020
You're obviously
a highly-intelligent man...
393
00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:07,856
...in difficult circumstances.
394
00:26:08,607 --> 00:26:11,652
May I ask you a question?
Just for my own interest.
395
00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:15,030
- Yeah.
- How do you meet the needs of daily life?
396
00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:16,698
What do you do for light?
397
00:26:16,907 --> 00:26:18,200
How do you prepare food?
398
00:26:18,408 --> 00:26:22,663
I use white gas lanterns.
For cooking, I have a camp stove.
399
00:26:22,871 --> 00:26:26,208
I have a large cooler
I keep filled with ice.
400
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:29,670
It's not ideal, but I make do.
401
00:26:29,878 --> 00:26:31,463
CRUZ:
I see.
402
00:26:31,672 --> 00:26:33,048
Well, thank you.
403
00:26:33,257 --> 00:26:37,261
Would you mind if I took a moment
to speak with your brother?
404
00:26:37,469 --> 00:26:40,847
Uh, make sure you still have your wallet
when you're done. Heh.
405
00:26:41,056 --> 00:26:42,724
JIMMY: Funny guy.
- Heh.
406
00:26:42,933 --> 00:26:43,976
Jimmy.
407
00:26:47,729 --> 00:26:49,273
I wanna go home.
408
00:26:58,282 --> 00:26:59,449
That was a dirty trick.
409
00:26:59,658 --> 00:27:01,910
That wasn't a trick.
It was a demonstration.
410
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:06,540
This allergy to electricity isn't real.
It's a manifestation of something deeper.
411
00:27:06,748 --> 00:27:10,377
I'm not saying it's 100 percent real,
but Chuck is smarter than you and me.
412
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,504
So we're not talking him out of this.
413
00:27:12,713 --> 00:27:15,173
And I'm not sending him
to a rubber room.
414
00:27:15,382 --> 00:27:17,301
No one is talking
about rubber rooms.
415
00:27:17,509 --> 00:27:19,970
- There are specialists--
- He's seen specialists.
416
00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:22,597
The best doctors.
None of them helped, not one.
417
00:27:22,806 --> 00:27:24,474
So you're ready to give up?
418
00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:28,729
Who's giving up, huh? I'm--
I'm the one doing the heavy lifting here.
419
00:27:28,937 --> 00:27:31,982
That white gas,
who do you think brings him that?
420
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:35,777
And milk, bread, toilet paper
and ice and every other thing he needs.
421
00:27:35,986 --> 00:27:38,905
Is that helping or enabling?
422
00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:44,161
If you testify in a custodial hearing,
he can get help. That's in your power.
423
00:27:44,369 --> 00:27:47,706
To be committed involuntarily,
he has to be a danger to himself.
424
00:27:47,914 --> 00:27:49,708
- Or others.
- And he is.
425
00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:52,794
Coleman lanterns indoors?
A camp stove?
426
00:27:53,003 --> 00:27:55,964
He could burn his house down,
or the entire neighbourhood.
427
00:27:56,173 --> 00:27:59,134
And then you're looking
at a commitment of 10 to 20 years.
428
00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:02,679
What if--? What if he just hurts himself
in a household accident?
429
00:28:02,888 --> 00:28:04,890
How does he call for help?
430
00:28:07,517 --> 00:28:09,853
You have the power
to help your brother.
431
00:28:10,062 --> 00:28:12,022
Truly help him.
432
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,777
Ignoring this won't make it go away.
433
00:28:21,948 --> 00:28:23,784
What would you do?
434
00:28:25,577 --> 00:28:27,245
All I know is...
435
00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:29,164
...he needs help.
436
00:28:30,707 --> 00:28:31,958
[SIGHS]
437
00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:42,427
Untie him.
I'm getting him out of here.
438
00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:46,181
The nurse will bring you release forms.
439
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,072
Oh, boy.
440
00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,409
- Jimmy? Kim?
- I found him.
441
00:29:06,201 --> 00:29:08,870
- I thought I'd wait till you got here.
- Great.
442
00:29:09,079 --> 00:29:11,373
- How's he doing?
- Better. Resting.
443
00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:12,999
Good.
444
00:29:14,209 --> 00:29:17,587
Jimmy, I want you to know
that I've talked to the DA...
445
00:29:17,796 --> 00:29:21,466
...and he absolutely will not sign off
on any commitment papers.
446
00:29:21,675 --> 00:29:23,802
This is a physical condition,
not mental.
447
00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:27,514
Chuck is of sound mind.
I think we can all agree on that.
448
00:29:28,515 --> 00:29:30,475
You're a real peach, Howard.
449
00:29:30,684 --> 00:29:32,769
Of course you don't want
Chuck committed.
450
00:29:32,978 --> 00:29:35,147
No, I don't. Why would I?
451
00:29:35,355 --> 00:29:38,150
If Chuck were committed,
I'd become his legal guardian.
452
00:29:38,358 --> 00:29:41,027
- And I'd cash him out of HHM.
- Jesus, Jimmy. Now?
453
00:29:41,236 --> 00:29:42,696
You wanna hash that out here?
454
00:29:42,904 --> 00:29:45,866
JIMMY: The tanning bed must have
melted your brain if you think--
455
00:29:46,074 --> 00:29:49,077
- Guys, Chuck, that's why we're here.
- Yes.
456
00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:50,495
Let's stay on point.
457
00:29:50,704 --> 00:29:54,332
We're talking about the well-being
of a man whom we all love very much.
458
00:29:54,541 --> 00:29:55,792
There's many factors.
459
00:29:56,001 --> 00:30:00,046
- Spite doesn't have to be one of them.
- I was on the fence till you showed up.
460
00:30:00,255 --> 00:30:03,467
Thanks for helping me decide.
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow...
461
00:30:03,675 --> 00:30:06,761
...because it's leaving the pasture.
I'm committing him.
462
00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,018
Jimmy-- Ji-- Wait.
463
00:30:13,226 --> 00:30:17,063
Jimmy, wait. Jimmy--
Jimmy, can you wait?
464
00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:20,484
Jimmy, wait a second.
Listen, I agree that Chuck needs help.
465
00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:24,321
And maybe it's the right thing to do,
but you can't do it like this.
466
00:30:25,489 --> 00:30:30,118
I just wanna see that son of a bitch sweat.
It's so obvious what he's afraid of.
467
00:30:31,328 --> 00:30:33,205
I'm taking my brother home.
468
00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:37,459
[SIGHS]
469
00:30:45,258 --> 00:30:47,594
CHUCK: Unh.
JIMMY: There you go, buddy.
470
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:50,347
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, some steps.
471
00:30:50,555 --> 00:30:53,683
One and two,
and there you go.
472
00:30:53,892 --> 00:30:55,435
Hey, you're home.
473
00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:58,355
All right?
Everything's gonna be all right.
474
00:30:59,272 --> 00:31:01,358
You want something to eat?
475
00:31:02,150 --> 00:31:03,860
Some tea? Cup of tea?
476
00:31:04,069 --> 00:31:05,529
Coffee.
477
00:31:06,571 --> 00:31:08,615
Coffee. Coffee it is.
478
00:31:09,282 --> 00:31:12,994
Jimmy, I'm gonna need my....
479
00:31:13,203 --> 00:31:15,080
I don't-- I-- I--
480
00:31:15,288 --> 00:31:17,415
Oh, it's....
481
00:31:19,376 --> 00:31:20,502
Yeah.
482
00:31:30,428 --> 00:31:33,431
[♪♪♪]
483
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,141
[GRUNTING]
484
00:31:50,574 --> 00:31:52,784
[GRUNTING]
485
00:32:03,128 --> 00:32:04,296
Wanna talk about this?
486
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,007
Nothing to talk about.
487
00:32:07,215 --> 00:32:11,344
You took the paper,
you saw this, you got sick.
488
00:32:12,721 --> 00:32:14,389
What's your point?
489
00:32:14,598 --> 00:32:19,185
Chuck, I think you got sick
because you saw this story.
490
00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:22,314
Whenever you think
I've done something wrong...
491
00:32:22,522 --> 00:32:24,608
...something questionable,
you get worse.
492
00:32:24,816 --> 00:32:27,694
I didn't get sick because
I read about you in the paper.
493
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:32,949
I got sick because I went out of my house
to retrieve the paper--
494
00:32:34,242 --> 00:32:36,244
I'm too tired for this argument, Jimmy.
495
00:32:36,453 --> 00:32:38,163
I've had it too many times.
496
00:32:38,371 --> 00:32:42,042
You think this is the return
of Slippin' Jimmy, but it's not.
497
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:43,293
All right.
498
00:32:43,501 --> 00:32:46,630
You think the billboard thing
was unethical.
499
00:32:46,838 --> 00:32:50,050
But it was promotion.
It was advertising, that's all.
500
00:32:50,258 --> 00:32:53,470
Which wasn't even allowed
until five Supreme Court justices...
501
00:32:53,678 --> 00:32:56,264
...went bonkers
in Bates v. State Bar of Arizona.
502
00:32:56,473 --> 00:32:59,100
- Ah-ha.
- But in any event....
503
00:33:00,352 --> 00:33:03,438
it's legal. If you wanna advertise,
that's your business.
504
00:33:03,647 --> 00:33:05,398
"Business" being the operative word...
505
00:33:05,607 --> 00:33:08,610
...because I have gotten business
off of this.
506
00:33:08,818 --> 00:33:12,656
Legit business: wills, trusts.
507
00:33:12,864 --> 00:33:16,576
I'm kind of starting to specialise
in elder law.
508
00:33:16,785 --> 00:33:17,994
- Elder law?
- Yeah.
509
00:33:18,203 --> 00:33:20,830
The things the elderly have
to deal with. I mean...
510
00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:24,042
...relatives coming after their savings,
telemarketers...
511
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:27,837
...reverse-mortgage scams.
I mean, getting old sucks.
512
00:33:28,046 --> 00:33:32,550
Seniors need someone on their side,
so you're looking at him.
513
00:33:34,219 --> 00:33:37,430
Oh, that sounds promising.
514
00:33:37,639 --> 00:33:40,141
But it has nothing to do
with my condition.
515
00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:42,769
Chuck, I'm gonna make you
a promise right now.
516
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:45,313
Not necessary, not requested.
517
00:33:45,522 --> 00:33:47,982
Okay. The billboard
was a one-time thing.
518
00:33:48,191 --> 00:33:50,985
I'm a good lawyer.
I just needed some razzmatazz...
519
00:33:51,194 --> 00:33:53,863
...you know, to get the ball rolling,
some showmanship.
520
00:33:54,072 --> 00:33:57,033
- That's all it was. It's done now. It's over.
- All right.
521
00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:59,661
From here on out,
I'm gonna play by the rules.
522
00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:02,330
- As any lawyer should.
- Exactly.
523
00:34:02,539 --> 00:34:04,541
There are clients out there
who need me.
524
00:34:04,749 --> 00:34:08,169
I'm gonna give them the best
representation I know how to provide.
525
00:34:08,378 --> 00:34:12,173
I'm on the up-and-up, okay?
I will be good.
526
00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:16,928
Slippin' Jimmy, he's back in Cicero.
Dead and buried.
527
00:34:21,516 --> 00:34:22,976
Okay.
528
00:34:25,186 --> 00:34:26,896
We'll see.
529
00:34:27,522 --> 00:34:29,023
Where you going?
530
00:34:29,232 --> 00:34:31,609
CHUCK:
Somebody's gotta make that coffee.
531
00:34:39,826 --> 00:34:41,077
I'm sure the truth will come out...
532
00:34:41,286 --> 00:34:44,706
... if indeed that's
what we're all interested in.
533
00:34:44,956 --> 00:34:46,875
I know everybody in this courtroom...
534
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:49,836
... has strong feelings
about Nicholas Baron's past...
535
00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:54,632
... but I submit he is not on trial here
for his past.
536
00:34:54,841 --> 00:34:59,929
He is on trial for the murders
of Donald Kovack and Eddie Alonzo.
537
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:04,517
Single-breasted.
538
00:35:06,686 --> 00:35:09,189
Light blue or cream.
539
00:35:09,397 --> 00:35:11,149
It's blue.
540
00:35:12,859 --> 00:35:14,819
Linen.
541
00:35:18,323 --> 00:35:21,034
[♪♪♪]
542
00:35:23,912 --> 00:35:26,539
Simple. Single pocket.
543
00:35:33,463 --> 00:35:35,507
[CHATTERING]
544
00:35:36,257 --> 00:35:39,219
[♪♪♪]
545
00:36:02,283 --> 00:36:03,952
Thank you.
546
00:36:12,335 --> 00:36:13,586
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
547
00:36:41,614 --> 00:36:44,576
Hello there.
James McGill, attorney at law.
548
00:36:44,784 --> 00:36:47,996
- How are you this fine morning?
- I'm just fine. How about you?
549
00:36:48,204 --> 00:36:51,374
Oh, very good. Play fair.
550
00:36:51,583 --> 00:36:55,253
Oh, what do we got here?
Ah, I see...
551
00:36:55,461 --> 00:36:57,714
...a piece is trying
to get away here.
552
00:36:57,922 --> 00:36:59,173
Enjoy the Jell-O.
553
00:36:59,382 --> 00:37:02,594
Get to the bottom.
Wait, who's the banker here?
554
00:37:02,802 --> 00:37:05,305
That's the only one I wanna talk to.
There he is.
555
00:37:05,513 --> 00:37:07,098
- How are you?
- Hey. I'm good.
556
00:37:07,307 --> 00:37:08,892
Whoa, what a grip,
young man.
557
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,561
Watch out, that's my will-writing hand.
558
00:37:11,769 --> 00:37:13,646
- I'm quite strong, you know.
- Okay.
559
00:37:13,855 --> 00:37:16,941
Hello, ladies.
You look beautiful today.
560
00:37:17,817 --> 00:37:19,235
All right over there?
561
00:37:19,444 --> 00:37:21,821
Very good. Play fair.
562
00:37:22,030 --> 00:37:23,072
No betting.
563
00:37:23,281 --> 00:37:25,783
Wait a second,
is that Veronica Lake?
564
00:37:25,992 --> 00:37:28,202
Give me a hug, beautiful.
565
00:37:29,245 --> 00:37:31,164
Yes. You look great today.
566
00:37:31,372 --> 00:37:33,708
All right. No cheating,
no hiding the tablet.
567
00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:36,002
Oh, what do we have here?
568
00:37:45,094 --> 00:37:47,805
Hey, there he is.
The man in the booth.
569
00:37:48,014 --> 00:37:50,391
John Wilkes Booth.
Booth Tarkington.
570
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,976
What you reading there?
571
00:37:52,185 --> 00:37:55,813
The Complete Annotated Book
of Rules for Parking Validation?
572
00:37:56,022 --> 00:37:57,065
No.
573
00:37:57,273 --> 00:38:00,401
The rules for parking validation
are actually pretty simple.
574
00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:02,737
Most people get it
on the first try.
575
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:08,326
Well, you'll be pleased to know
I have the requisite stickers.
576
00:38:08,534 --> 00:38:10,662
Be still my heart.
577
00:38:10,870 --> 00:38:12,121
And...
578
00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:15,375
...you can have this as well.
579
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,543
I'm doing elder law now.
580
00:38:17,752 --> 00:38:19,462
"Need a will, call McGill."
581
00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:24,300
So give me a call if you, uh....
582
00:38:24,509 --> 00:38:28,638
If you happen to know any elders.
583
00:38:29,722 --> 00:38:33,434
- Good night.
- Couldn't have a bad one if I tried.
584
00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:09,929
MIKE: Good night.
MAN: Good night.
585
00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:33,453
MAN:
Have a good one.
586
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,834
WOMAN 1: He drove in from El Paso,
but he made good time.
587
00:39:45,465 --> 00:39:47,050
MAN:
Pick it up on pancakes.
588
00:40:02,857 --> 00:40:05,234
WOMAN 2: Eggs over-medium.
WOMAN 3: Hash browns.
589
00:40:11,157 --> 00:40:12,575
MAN:
Eggs over, pick it up.
590
00:41:38,077 --> 00:41:40,121
[ENGINE STARTS]
591
00:42:23,831 --> 00:42:24,999
LUCY [ON TV]:
Don't be so silly.
592
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:27,460
DAN: There's nobody around.
- You never can tell.
593
00:42:27,668 --> 00:42:29,295
DAN: Then I'll come in.
- I wouldn't.
594
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:32,131
- We're going to be late.
DAN: Don't be bashful, Lucy.
595
00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,884
LUCY: I'm not bashful,
but I've never kissed you before.
596
00:42:35,092 --> 00:42:36,969
And I don't think this is the place.
597
00:42:37,178 --> 00:42:40,139
DAN: Gosh, if you knew how crazy I am
about you, you wouldn't hesitate.
598
00:42:40,348 --> 00:42:41,390
I can't sleep.
599
00:42:41,599 --> 00:42:42,934
LUCY:
Why don't you take some hot milk.
600
00:42:43,142 --> 00:42:45,186
I must be in love because I started--
601
00:42:45,394 --> 00:42:46,729
[TV MUTES]
602
00:42:56,030 --> 00:42:57,949
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
603
00:43:08,501 --> 00:43:10,628
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
604
00:43:19,637 --> 00:43:21,430
MIKE:
Long way from home, aren't you?
605
00:43:21,639 --> 00:43:23,683
You and me both.
606
00:43:34,026 --> 00:43:36,028
[♪♪♪]