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♪ 'Cause her mama
Was working on the chain gang ♪
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♪ A mean, vicious woman ♪
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Jesus.
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It can't be done.
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MAN:
You sure about that?
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Ah. There's a trick, huh?
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There's gotta be. This guy wouldn't
put money on it unless there's a trick.
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PIERCE:
I'm telling you, it can't be done.
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So you give up?
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Yeah. All right.
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Let's see it.
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♪ Everybody said it was a shame ♪♪
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- Oh, oh-- Wait, what?
- No way.
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Show me that again.
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- Sure. You got another 20?
- Ahh.
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Screw this.
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Ah, don't go away mad.
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Oh, hey, guys.
You wanna buy a Rolex?
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Whoa, whoa, hold on.
How much for that cheap piece of crap?
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- Look what the wind blew in.
- Hey.
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Holy crap. Jimmy, my man.
I said you would beat the rap.
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- Hey, Merna. Set him up.
- No thanks. I'm good.
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No, go on. He don't mean it.
You just got out of jail. Come on.
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You're not gonna have a drink?
That'll be the day.
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Settle down. I'm in a rush.
My brother's outside in a taxi.
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- The meter's running.
- What, Chuck's outside?
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Tell him to pull that broomstick
out of his ass and get in here.
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No. We got no time.
We're catching a plane.
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I came here to say goodbye.
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I'm moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
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Mexico? You skip bail?
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New Mexico. You know,
like Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner.
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Okay, yeah.
What are you gonna do there?
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I'm gonna work at his law firm,
like in the mailroom. To start, anyways.
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Now you're talking crazy. You just got
out of jail. Now you wanna go back?
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- Working for him, that's all that is.
- Marco.
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I was done, you understand?
I didn't beat the rap.
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Chuck flew in and saved my ass.
It's time to make some changes.
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Hey. Listen to me.
You're Slippin' Jimmy.
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What do you got to change, huh?
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Everything. It's time to grow up.
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- Yeah, according to who? Chuck?
- The same goes for you, man.
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You want to spend the rest
of your life on that stool?
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I mean, come on, Marco.
Look at yourself.
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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All right, that's him. I gotta hit it.
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- Jeez. His master's voice.
- Really?
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Come on. Go outside. Tell Chuckles
that you got some business you forgot.
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- Marco.
- Come on.
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You gotta have one last blowout.
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We'll do the watch thing again.
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But maybe we'll pull that tar-money
scam you were talking about.
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Get some girls.
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- I made a promise.
- Yeah, you made a promise.
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But it was-- What do you call it?
--under duress.
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Look, he got you out of jail, okay?
But he's your brother.
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- I mean, what else is he gonna do?
- Marco. Listen to me, all right?
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Chuck's not making me do this.
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He's giving me an opportunity
and I'm grabbing it.
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Gee, it's like watching Miles Davis
give up the trumpet.
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What? What does that even mean?
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It's just a waste, is all I'm saying.
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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Look, I'm gonna fly out there.
I'm gonna get settled.
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And I'll call you, okay?
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All right, Jimmy.
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Hey, have a safe flight, all right?
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♪ My baby, when she walks by ♪
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♪ All the fellows go ooh ♪
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♪ And I know why ♪
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♪ It's simply because that girl ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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Just waiting to talk to Howard.
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Can I ask about what?
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I'm taking your advice.
I'm giving the case to HHM.
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Why?
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The fact
that Chuck doesn't want me here...
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...has something to do with it.
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I'm so sorry.
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- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I just....
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I didn't want you hating
your own brother.
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HOWARD:
How'd you find out? Did Kim tell you?
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I figured it out on my own.
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It's about time, right?
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I brought the Sandpiper stuff with me.
It's down in my car.
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I figure your guys
could do the outreach.
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If any of those geezers
don't wanna sign with you...
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...just give me their names,
I'll talk them into it.
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You know, Jimmy,
I never wanted it to go this way.
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- If it had been up to me, we would have--
- Howard, I get it.
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Your brother's
very important to the firm.
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Sorry I called you a pig fucker.
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Well....
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We owe you some money, don't we?
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The of-counsel fee.
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I think we discussed 20,000.
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That and whatever the common-fund
proceeds of Sandpiper...
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...ultimately adds up to,
you'll receive 20 percent of that.
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Should be a very nice payday for you
when it comes.
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Yep.
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I've got something for you too.
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It's a shopping list for Chuck.
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He's doing better,
but he still needs deliveries every day.
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I think he'd be more comfortable
with someone else doing it.
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I see.
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You don't have to do it personally.
It just needs to get done.
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It's pretty straightforward.
The ice is a pain in the ass.
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But he needs it. I usually sneak
into a motel and fill a garbage bag.
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But you can have whoever you hire
just buy it.
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Most important thing
is the newspapers.
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The New York Times.
The Wall Street Journal. They're a must.
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There's a newsstand on Eubank
that has both of them at 6 a.m.
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Which is good. He's an early riser.
The Albuquerque Journal gets delivered.
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But somebody still has to bring it in
for him.
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You've been doing all of this every day?
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For over a year?
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- You'll take care of this?
- Absolutely.
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I'll get it done and done right.
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I always liked you, Jimmy.
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Remember?
I used to call you Charlie Hustle.
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Yeah, I remember that.
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JIMMY:
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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That was nice.
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You sure you're all right?
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- It's not a crime to let it out.
- There's nothing to let out.
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Chuck's a sick man.
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That's no excuse.
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He's my brother.
He thinks I'm a scumbag.
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There's nothing I can do
to change that.
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What else is there to say?
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Wow, that's mature.
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Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.
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[BALLS RATTLING]
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O-64. As in "Oh, to be 64 again."
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O-64.
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All right. Next up, we got N-32.
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N as in "Nancy Reagan"...
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...First Lady with a lot of style.
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Anybody else seen
Hellcats of the Navy?
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All right. No winners yet?
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Okay. Here's B-2.
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Just like the B-2 bomber,
the Stealth.
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Probably one taking off
over at Kirtland right now.
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We would never know
because it's stealthy.
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Still no winners?
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No?
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Here we have...
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...B-4. Another B.
How about that. As in:
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"Before too long,
we're gonna have another winner."
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No? Nobody? Okay.
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All right. Ahem.
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And here comes--
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Hey, it's our old friend B.
Heh. B-12.
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B as in, uh....
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B as in...
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..."betrayal."
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Benedict Arnold
betrayed the United States.
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Still no winners?
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No?
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Okay.
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Here it is.
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Oh, what are the odds?
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Four B's in a row. That's.... Heh.
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B-7.
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B as in....
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B as in...
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..."brother."
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Brother.
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B-7. Seven brides for seven brothers.
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I'm sure a lot of you have brothers.
It's not like mine though.
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Any winners yet?
Take another look, okay? I'll wait.
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I'm gonna say if it's another B,
we could have a real problem here.
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And....
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Hey, it is another B.
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B-5, as in:
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"Boy, this B thing is really
starting to tick me off."
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B as in "battleship."
B as in "bourbon." B as in "Belize."
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Beautiful place, so I've heard.
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I would love to go there, but let's face it,
that's never gonna happen.
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None of us is ever leaving
this godforsaken wasteland.
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Sorry.
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Scratch that.
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Moving on?
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I mean, what is it with this place?
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It's like living inside an Easy Bake Oven.
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I mean, look out that window.
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It's like a soulless, radioactive
Georgia O'Keeffe hellscape out there...
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...crawling with coral snakes
and scorpions, and....
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You ever see the movie
The Hills Have Eyes?
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It's a documentary.
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God forbid, your car breaks down,
you have to walk 10 steps.
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You have melanoma the size of a
pineapple where your head used to be.
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So you ask, "Why?" Why, if that's
how I feel, why do I live here? Why?
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MAN:
Excuse me.
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- Are you gonna read that number?
- Yeah. I'm gonna read your number.
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It's another B. Ha.
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It's another freaking B.
Of course. Why not? Why not?
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And the next number....
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Quick question. Who here knows
what a Chicago Sunroof is?
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Anybody? You, sir? No? Okay.
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True story. Back home,
there was this guy named Chet.
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Now, Chet was a real asshole.
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He might have owed me some money.
He might have slept with my wife...
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...before she became my ex-wife.
The details don't matter.
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Suffice it to say, I was wronged.
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All right. So one summer evening...
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...I was out having a few drinks,
one or two, maybe three. Ha.
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You get the picture.
And who do I see? Chet.
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He drove up and he double-parked
outside a Dairy Queen...
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...and went in to get some soft serve.
Now, Chet drove--
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And this will give you an idea...
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...of exactly what kind
of a douche bag this guy was.
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Drove a white pearlescent
BMW 7 Series with white leather interior.
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Heh. So I saw that thing
and I had had a few, like I said.
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And, uh....
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I climbed up top and I may have...
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...defecated, uh...
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...through the sunroof.
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Not my finest hour, I'll grant you that.
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But that's what a Chicago Sunroof is.
Now you know. Heh.
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It's a real thing. I didn't make it up.
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I'm not the first person to do it.
There's a name for it.
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Guy wanted some soft serve,
I gave him some soft serve.
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I did not know that his children
were in the backseat.
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There was a level of tint on the windows
that I'll maintain to this day...
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...was not legal
in an Illinois licensed vehicle.
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But somehow, that's on me, I guess.
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Who leaves two Cub Scouts...
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...in a double-parked car
with the engine running?
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Come on.
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Now, Chet was connected, see?
Like Cicero, connected.
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So usually I'd be looking
at malicious mischief...
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...public intoxication,
disorderly conduct, maybe.
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But he's got the DA saying
indecent exposure.
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Calling me a sex offender. What?
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One little Chicago Sunroof,
and suddenly I'm Charles Manson?
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And that's where it all went off the rails.
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I've been paying for it ever since.
That's why I'm here.
243
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,497
I don't....
244
00:15:21,168 --> 00:15:23,087
You know what?
245
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,133
Any of this stuff you want, come get it.
246
00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:30,970
Kitty-cat notebooks for everybody.
247
00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:33,389
[MIC FEEDBACKS]
248
00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,979
[♪♪♪]
249
00:16:04,045 --> 00:16:07,256
♪ When I look out my window ♪
250
00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:12,470
♪ There's so many sights to see ♪
251
00:16:15,222 --> 00:16:18,184
♪ When I look out my window
Yeah ♪
252
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:24,148
♪ There's so many people to be ♪
253
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:27,735
♪ It is strange ♪
254
00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:32,948
♪ I think it's strange right now ♪
255
00:16:37,536 --> 00:16:41,582
♪ You got to pick up every stitch ♪♪
256
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:46,128
- What can I get you?
- Old Style.
257
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:49,340
- Make it two.
- You got it.
258
00:16:50,132 --> 00:16:52,051
- What happened to Merna?
- Merna?
259
00:16:52,259 --> 00:16:55,137
She's doing all right. She's my stepmom.
260
00:16:55,346 --> 00:16:57,556
She don't come in much anymore.
261
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,644
Tell her Slippin' Jimmy says hello.
262
00:17:01,852 --> 00:17:04,230
- Slippin' Jimmy?
- She'll know.
263
00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:07,525
I'll tell her. That'll be 5.50.
264
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,243
[JIMMY SIGHS]
265
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:33,342
Marco.
266
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:36,679
You gorgeous hunk of a man.
267
00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:40,224
How long will you keep me waiting?
268
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:44,353
Uhn. Wake up, you fat son of a bitch.
269
00:17:45,104 --> 00:17:46,981
Bought you a beer.
270
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,067
Jimmy?
271
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,944
In the flesh.
272
00:17:52,486 --> 00:17:53,946
- Come here.
- Hey.
273
00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:55,364
[BOTH LAUGH]
274
00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:58,033
JIMMY:
So I'm not dark enough for you, huh?
275
00:17:58,242 --> 00:18:01,078
MARCO: No, I'm just saying,
I don't see any colour.
276
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:03,748
I mean, 10 years in a desert,
you should look like...
277
00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:06,876
...Anthony Quinn
in Lawrence of Arabia.
278
00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:09,962
"Turks,
they paid me in golden treasure."
279
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:13,841
BOTH: "Yet, I am poor.
Because I am a river to my people."
280
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,552
Hey, I'm Irish, okay?
281
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:19,180
I spend my time staying out of the sun.
282
00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:22,475
Speaking of pale sons of bitches,
how's your brother doing?
283
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:24,393
Chuck's fine.
284
00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:26,937
Still working for him?
285
00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:29,440
Sometimes.
286
00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:33,652
What about you? I mean,
besides falling asleep on a bar...
287
00:18:33,861 --> 00:18:36,405
...at 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.
288
00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:42,578
- Lake Michigan Standpipe? What's that?
- My brother-in-law owns the company.
289
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:44,163
Hold it. You got married?
290
00:18:44,371 --> 00:18:46,916
No. No. No.
My sister Angie's husband.
291
00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:50,544
- So, what the hell's a standpipe?
- You know what a standpipe is.
292
00:18:50,753 --> 00:18:52,797
- I don't think so.
- The fire department comes.
293
00:18:53,005 --> 00:18:54,590
Stick one end of the hose
on the hydrant...
294
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,175
...the other on the standpipe.
295
00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:58,761
Water goes out the standpipe,
through the sprinklers.
296
00:18:58,969 --> 00:19:01,555
And then douses the flames.
It's important stuff.
297
00:19:01,764 --> 00:19:05,017
- So that's what a standpipe is, huh?
- Well, it's a dry standpipe.
298
00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:08,979
- There's also the wet standpipe.
- What's the difference?
299
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:11,816
I don't know if I could explain it
to a layman.
300
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,609
[COUGHING]
301
00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,653
[GRUNTING]
302
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,448
Ahem. Excuse me. How's your mom?
303
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:23,661
She passed away
about three years ago.
304
00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:27,748
That's too bad. A great lady.
305
00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:29,583
- Yeah.
- From Wisconsin, right?
306
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,210
Yeah.
307
00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:33,420
The funeral out there?
308
00:19:34,463 --> 00:19:36,507
No, it was here.
309
00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:38,759
Here?
310
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:43,597
Yeah, well, we were only
in town for a few days, so....
311
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:48,686
You're in town, you didn't look me up?
312
00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:51,480
Chuck was in the middle
of a big case.
313
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:54,441
And we couldn't stay around. So....
314
00:19:58,445 --> 00:20:00,239
BARTENDER:
Can I get you guys anything else?
315
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:02,491
- I'm good. Want anything?
- Nuh-uh.
316
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,326
BARTENDER:
Your change here for you.
317
00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:08,122
- Hey.
- Thank you.
318
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,332
[♪♪♪]
319
00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:20,759
How's my Cutlass running?
320
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,678
Gets me around.
321
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:25,347
Well, it's a classic.
322
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:29,852
A little bodywork, a paint job,
really be something.
323
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:35,774
So, what you gonna do
while you're here?
324
00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:38,569
I don't know.
See the sights, you know?
325
00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:41,488
Catch a Cubbies game
from the bleachers.
326
00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:44,033
Get a hot dog at Henry's.
327
00:20:45,701 --> 00:20:50,331
MAN:
Mm-hm. Yeah. Uh-huh.
328
00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:52,917
All right.
329
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,795
I'm gonna see them tomorrow.
330
00:20:57,421 --> 00:20:59,173
Yeah, both of them.
331
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,258
Okay.
332
00:21:02,176 --> 00:21:03,594
Okay. Bye.
333
00:21:03,802 --> 00:21:05,262
Is he a regular?
334
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,598
No.
335
00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:13,312
You're buying. I'm selling.
336
00:21:17,149 --> 00:21:19,026
All right, then.
337
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,578
JIMMY:
All I'm asking is that you take a look.
338
00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:33,374
I'm sorry, buddy. No offence. I'm just--
You know, I'm not interested.
339
00:21:33,582 --> 00:21:34,625
Come on, man.
340
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:37,878
What's it gonna hurt to take a look?
It'll take you two seconds.
341
00:21:38,087 --> 00:21:39,380
[SCOFFS]
342
00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:43,801
All right. All right.
Show me what you got.
343
00:21:46,303 --> 00:21:47,805
Boom.
344
00:21:49,056 --> 00:21:50,766
Okay.
345
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:53,310
You see it?
346
00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:55,938
I see a Kennedy half-dollar.
347
00:21:56,146 --> 00:21:57,898
Which way is he facing?
348
00:21:58,107 --> 00:22:00,442
JFK is facing left.
349
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,070
Exactly.
350
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,949
Which way is he supposed
to be facing?
351
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,577
Right. He's supposed
to be facing right.
352
00:22:10,786 --> 00:22:14,206
Okay. So why is this one facing left?
353
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:18,794
Heh. November 22nd, 1963.
354
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:21,130
Kennedy is assassinated, right?
355
00:22:21,338 --> 00:22:23,298
The whole nation goes into mourning.
356
00:22:23,507 --> 00:22:25,926
They start naming everything
in sight after him.
357
00:22:26,135 --> 00:22:27,886
The mint wants in on the act.
358
00:22:28,095 --> 00:22:30,973
So in '64, they decide
to change the Lincoln half-dollar...
359
00:22:31,181 --> 00:22:32,850
...into the Kennedy half-dollar.
360
00:22:33,058 --> 00:22:36,729
When they design it, they put
Kennedy facing right, facing east.
361
00:22:36,937 --> 00:22:39,690
Just the way they had Lincoln.
You know why?
362
00:22:39,898 --> 00:22:41,525
East symbolizes the dawn.
363
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:44,319
That's why pretty much every grave
everywhere faces east.
364
00:22:44,528 --> 00:22:47,281
You know, so the spirit
of the dead person faces the sun.
365
00:22:47,489 --> 00:22:49,450
So that thing. It's a burial thing.
366
00:22:49,658 --> 00:22:52,036
But there's one technician
in the Denver mint, right?
367
00:22:52,244 --> 00:22:55,456
This guy, he believed
in the New Frontier...
368
00:22:55,664 --> 00:22:56,874
...Camelot, the whole deal.
369
00:22:57,082 --> 00:22:59,501
So the assassination,
it just destroyed him.
370
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:01,962
When he sees that coin
with Kennedy facing east...
371
00:23:02,171 --> 00:23:05,132
...facing the American past,
it pissed him off.
372
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,051
And so he went rogue.
373
00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:09,803
Without telling anybody,
he flipped things around...
374
00:23:10,012 --> 00:23:13,891
...so that Kennedy was facing west
towards the New Frontier, the future.
375
00:23:14,099 --> 00:23:17,519
Now, the mint struck about 3000 of these
before they figured it out.
376
00:23:17,728 --> 00:23:19,104
They canned the guy.
377
00:23:19,313 --> 00:23:22,066
About 1000 of them
made it out into general circulation.
378
00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:24,735
They managed to get most of them back,
melt them down.
379
00:23:24,943 --> 00:23:30,157
But there's still 200 plus
floating around out there.
380
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,034
[CHUCKLES]
381
00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:34,411
What's that? I didn't catch that.
382
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,413
I didn't say anything.
383
00:23:36,622 --> 00:23:39,666
You mind, buddy? We're having
a private conversation here.
384
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,171
This one's not in perfect condition.
385
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:50,427
But on the open market,
I'd say it's worth 6 or 800 bucks.
386
00:23:50,636 --> 00:23:53,764
- Eight-hundred dollars?
- Yeah.
387
00:23:53,972 --> 00:23:58,185
I'm hard up so I'll take $100 for it.
388
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,980
You want me to give you
$100 for a half-dollar?
389
00:24:02,189 --> 00:24:06,777
I want you to give me $100
for an $800 coin.
390
00:24:06,985 --> 00:24:09,196
Yeah, I don't know, man.
391
00:24:10,739 --> 00:24:13,534
I'm gonna go drain the snake.
Think about it.
392
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,582
[CHUCKLES]
393
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,377
This guy's playing me, right?
394
00:24:23,585 --> 00:24:26,672
- Definitely.
- Slick son of a bitch.
395
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,173
You know, I should....
396
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:36,140
You know,
I know this guy on Wabash.
397
00:24:36,348 --> 00:24:38,267
Coin dealer, a friend of my uncle's.
398
00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:41,228
Hey, Joey, can I use your phone?
Local call.
399
00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:43,021
Keep it short.
400
00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:46,400
Let's see.
401
00:24:47,484 --> 00:24:49,027
I'm gonna call this guy.
402
00:24:49,236 --> 00:24:51,780
When he tells me this is a scam,
know what I'm gonna do?
403
00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:53,240
I'm gonna call the cops.
404
00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:56,827
And get this scumbag thrown in the can.
You're my witness, okay?
405
00:24:57,035 --> 00:24:59,121
[♪♪♪]
406
00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:01,206
Facing west.
407
00:25:01,415 --> 00:25:03,584
My hairy ass.
408
00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:06,378
Ahem. Hey.
409
00:25:06,587 --> 00:25:10,591
How you doing?
Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew.
410
00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:12,384
Yeah. Mm-hm.
411
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:15,262
Yeah. That's right.
412
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,098
Hey, this is gonna sound
like the beginning of a bad joke.
413
00:25:18,307 --> 00:25:21,852
But I'm in this bar, and I got this guy
spinning this cock-and-bull story...
414
00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:24,396
...about this 50-cent piece
he's trying to sell me.
415
00:25:24,605 --> 00:25:30,736
He says.... He says Kennedy's supposed
to be facing west or something.
416
00:25:32,404 --> 00:25:33,947
Yeah?
417
00:25:37,075 --> 00:25:39,369
Yeah. Ahem.
418
00:25:41,205 --> 00:25:42,623
Mm-hm.
419
00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:47,211
AUTOMATED VOICE [OVER PHONE]:
At the tone, the time will be 5:1 1 p.m.
420
00:25:47,419 --> 00:25:49,796
Yeah.
That's what he said. Denver.
421
00:25:50,631 --> 00:25:52,758
Jesus, no kidding?
422
00:25:52,966 --> 00:25:58,013
Look. Listen. I gotta go. All right.
Thank you. Yeah, I owe you one.
423
00:25:59,723 --> 00:26:01,433
Thanks, Joey.
424
00:26:02,309 --> 00:26:05,646
- So, what'd he say?
- Yeah, he didn't really know much.
425
00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:12,402
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you $50 for it.
426
00:26:12,611 --> 00:26:15,364
Fifty dollars?
I'm taking a bath at $100.
427
00:26:15,572 --> 00:26:19,785
All right. Okay. Look.
I got like $64 right here.
428
00:26:19,993 --> 00:26:23,413
It's an $800 coin, okay?
I'm not gonna sell it to you for $64.
429
00:26:23,622 --> 00:26:25,624
If you wait for me, I'll get you 100 bucks.
430
00:26:25,832 --> 00:26:26,875
I don't know.
431
00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:28,252
[WHISTLES]
432
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,171
Hey, buddy. I got 75 bucks right here.
433
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,590
Hey, I-- Sorry. I need a hundred.
434
00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:35,425
Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you.
435
00:26:35,634 --> 00:26:37,636
Mind your own business, okay?
Come on.
436
00:26:37,844 --> 00:26:39,888
Cash money, $80.
437
00:26:40,097 --> 00:26:42,599
Look, if you give me a chance,
I'll be back with $100--
438
00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:45,727
- How long will that be?
- I don't know. Catch a train. Come back.
439
00:26:45,936 --> 00:26:47,896
This guy was getting ready
to call the cops.
440
00:26:48,105 --> 00:26:49,481
- No, I was not.
- Why would you?
441
00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:52,192
- This guy is making shit up.
- Hey, I got 1 10 here.
442
00:26:52,401 --> 00:26:53,652
- Sold.
- No, no, no.
443
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:55,696
- This guy's got the cash.
- Don't do that.
444
00:26:55,904 --> 00:26:58,991
- Take care of that. It's history there.
- Hey, you can't do that.
445
00:26:59,199 --> 00:27:02,244
- Money talks. You lost. It's over.
- No, it's not over.
446
00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:04,454
That's crap.
Where do you think you're going?
447
00:27:04,663 --> 00:27:05,706
Back off, dude.
448
00:27:05,914 --> 00:27:08,792
I'll back off
when you give me the JFK back.
449
00:27:09,001 --> 00:27:11,253
Call the cops.
This guy just tried to rip me off.
450
00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:13,547
This guy's a liar.
I did not rip anybody off.
451
00:27:13,755 --> 00:27:17,843
Yes, you did. You come back in here,
your ass is grass. I got friends, buddy.
452
00:27:18,051 --> 00:27:20,721
You hear me?
You double-dealing bastard.
453
00:27:20,929 --> 00:27:23,140
I got friends!
454
00:27:26,268 --> 00:27:27,769
[BOTH LAUGHING]
455
00:27:27,978 --> 00:27:31,606
You are so beautiful. Mwah! Ha!
456
00:27:31,815 --> 00:27:35,277
Hey, everybody. Next round's on us.
457
00:27:37,654 --> 00:27:39,656
[♪♪♪]
458
00:27:43,368 --> 00:27:45,954
All right. You listening?
459
00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:47,706
Can you keep a secret?
460
00:27:47,914 --> 00:27:50,250
Yeah. Absolutely.
461
00:27:51,168 --> 00:27:53,837
Okay, his name is Idi Abbassi.
462
00:27:54,046 --> 00:27:57,341
He's 27 years old.
He's a Nigerian prince.
463
00:27:57,549 --> 00:28:01,595
He's worth, conservatively,
$400 million.
464
00:28:01,803 --> 00:28:04,389
The dictatorship
of Equatorial Uqbar Orbis...
465
00:28:04,598 --> 00:28:06,641
...is detaining him
on trumped-up charges.
466
00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:08,852
Now, the Abbassi family,
they're going crazy.
467
00:28:09,061 --> 00:28:11,605
They will reward whoever helps them
get their boy back.
468
00:28:11,813 --> 00:28:13,899
The hitch is the banks
have frozen their--
469
00:28:14,107 --> 00:28:16,193
--assets.
I'm talking Irish Sweeps tickets...
470
00:28:16,401 --> 00:28:17,861
...a whole trunk full of them.
471
00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:21,239
They're just sitting at O'Hare,
impounded in customs.
472
00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:23,450
Now, I know what you're saying,
"So what?"
473
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:24,993
I can leave this as security.
474
00:28:25,202 --> 00:28:27,746
But you got to understand,
this violin is my livelihood.
475
00:28:27,954 --> 00:28:29,039
It's a valuable antique.
476
00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:30,624
What do you mean
it doesn't belong to you?
477
00:28:30,832 --> 00:28:33,251
I'll pay 900 bucks for this.
Cash on the barrel.
478
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:35,379
MARCO:
I don't know. I hate to part with it.
479
00:28:35,587 --> 00:28:38,048
- Been in my family for years.
JIMMY: You can keep a secret?
480
00:28:38,256 --> 00:28:40,133
MAN: Yeah. Absolutely.
JIMMY: You need a good front.
481
00:28:40,342 --> 00:28:42,719
So you're gonna have the
most return on your dollars.
482
00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:44,429
But I know this customs officer.
483
00:28:44,638 --> 00:28:46,807
- Make it an investment.
- If the price is right.
484
00:28:47,015 --> 00:28:49,559
JIMMY: I'm all about investments,
all about what's coming next.
485
00:28:49,768 --> 00:28:52,729
Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car
out of this bad neighbourhood.
486
00:28:52,938 --> 00:28:56,149
Sir, sir, could you help me?
Tell me, are these today's numbers?
487
00:28:56,358 --> 00:28:58,568
Now, none of this
was strictly legal, right?
488
00:28:58,777 --> 00:29:00,821
And the import taxes
would have been a killer.
489
00:29:01,029 --> 00:29:04,866
He had to find a way to get money into
the country without anyone knowing.
490
00:29:05,075 --> 00:29:08,036
MARCO: He coated the cash
with this black stuff, vectrol paste.
491
00:29:08,245 --> 00:29:11,957
And the only way to get it off
is with this special chemical.
492
00:29:12,165 --> 00:29:15,544
MARCO: It's not cheap, but the upside?
JIMMY: The upside is huge.
493
00:29:15,752 --> 00:29:17,379
Can you keep a secret?
494
00:29:17,587 --> 00:29:19,214
You know,
the guy in Dances With Wolves?
495
00:29:19,423 --> 00:29:20,799
[LAUGHS]
496
00:29:22,092 --> 00:29:23,885
A guy like you,
who's got some money.
497
00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:26,555
- Got some money to throw around.
- I know, "Who cares?"
498
00:29:26,763 --> 00:29:29,015
No matter which one wins,
we're gonna get a piece.
499
00:29:29,224 --> 00:29:31,810
- He's got a gambling problem.
- Nobody can come after you.
500
00:29:32,018 --> 00:29:33,812
- You get the profit.
- The price is right.
501
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,105
It's a win-win for you.
502
00:29:35,313 --> 00:29:38,942
- It's a lose-lose for everybody else.
- You tell the guy you've got a 14.
503
00:29:39,151 --> 00:29:41,736
- He checks, realises....
- Why we're getting a consortium.
504
00:29:41,945 --> 00:29:44,239
It's just gonna be a piece of the pie.
505
00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:47,409
But you're gonna own
a full mountain range, guaranteed.
506
00:29:49,453 --> 00:29:50,829
- Can you keep--
- A secret?
507
00:29:51,037 --> 00:29:53,457
- Because I really--
- Really shouldn't--
508
00:29:53,665 --> 00:29:54,875
Be telling you this.
509
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:57,085
[♪♪♪]
510
00:30:12,225 --> 00:30:13,810
Hey.
511
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,437
JIMMY:
Hey.
512
00:30:16,188 --> 00:30:19,441
You are not Kevin Costner.
513
00:30:20,192 --> 00:30:21,985
I was last night.
514
00:30:22,861 --> 00:30:24,863
Jesus.
515
00:30:26,114 --> 00:30:27,866
Asshole.
516
00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:30,994
I mean, seriously?
517
00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:35,040
- Oh, Lucianne? Lucianne.
LUCIANNE: What?
518
00:30:35,248 --> 00:30:38,418
SABRINA: He's not Kevin Costner.
LUCIANNE: What? So who's this guy?
519
00:30:38,627 --> 00:30:41,046
SABRINA:
Not Kevin Costner's manager.
520
00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:43,465
- Come on. Let's go.
LUCIANNE: Okay, okay.
521
00:30:43,673 --> 00:30:44,716
SABRINA:
Come on.
522
00:30:44,925 --> 00:30:47,385
Get the hell out of this dump.
523
00:30:48,094 --> 00:30:50,555
So are you sure he's not a manager?
524
00:30:50,764 --> 00:30:53,099
SABRINA:
Yes, Luci, I am sure.
525
00:30:53,308 --> 00:30:57,145
- He said he was gonna give me his card.
- Does this look like a manager's place?
526
00:30:57,354 --> 00:31:00,482
Can I interest you ladies
in some mimosas?
527
00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:03,401
At least stick around long enough
to get dressed.
528
00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:06,530
- Screw you.
- If you build it, I will come.
529
00:31:06,738 --> 00:31:09,824
- Luci, come on.
- Okay.
530
00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:11,326
Bye.
531
00:31:11,535 --> 00:31:14,579
SABRINA: Come on.
- That door sticks.
532
00:31:14,788 --> 00:31:17,249
- Yeah, okay. I got it.
- Okay.
533
00:31:17,457 --> 00:31:20,502
- Go. Go.
- Okay.
534
00:31:21,711 --> 00:31:23,046
[DOOR SLAMS]
535
00:32:02,502 --> 00:32:04,004
[SIGHS]
536
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,473
[PHONE BEEPS ON]
537
00:32:15,682 --> 00:32:17,267
[DIALS]
538
00:32:17,475 --> 00:32:20,228
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have 15 messages.
539
00:32:20,437 --> 00:32:24,983
GRETA: This is Greta Muller.
I wanted to check to see if my will--
540
00:32:25,191 --> 00:32:28,695
GARY: My name's Gary Albert Arnold.
I'd like to discuss making a--
541
00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:32,073
WOMAN 1: Hi, Mr. McGill.
I'm calling on behalf of my mother.
542
00:32:32,282 --> 00:32:33,408
She's in assisted living and--
543
00:32:33,617 --> 00:32:34,659
[MARCO COUGHING]
544
00:32:34,868 --> 00:32:38,580
MANNY: Yes, Mr. McGill.
This is Manny Hollinger again.
545
00:32:38,788 --> 00:32:42,334
WOMAN 2: Hey, Mr. McGill.
- So, what's it gonna be today, pal?
546
00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:45,920
I'm up for anything and everything.
547
00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:49,716
Marco, I'm sorry. I gotta go back.
548
00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:51,468
What?
549
00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:56,222
It's been great.
And I appreciate your hospitality.
550
00:32:56,431 --> 00:33:00,894
But a week's gonna have to do it.
I gotta go home.
551
00:33:01,603 --> 00:33:04,022
I already called in sick.
552
00:33:04,272 --> 00:33:05,690
[CHUCKLES]
553
00:33:06,858 --> 00:33:09,110
Come on, man. This is home.
You hate it out there.
554
00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:10,862
What do you got to go back to?
555
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,740
My clients.
556
00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:15,825
What clients?
557
00:33:16,034 --> 00:33:20,455
What are you,
like a gigolo or something? Heh.
558
00:33:20,997 --> 00:33:23,208
Uh, Marco. Ahem.
559
00:33:25,293 --> 00:33:27,337
I'm a lawyer.
560
00:33:27,837 --> 00:33:29,297
What?
561
00:33:29,506 --> 00:33:33,885
Honest to God. I do elder law,
which is like wills and estates.
562
00:33:34,094 --> 00:33:37,681
- So you're ripping off old people?
- No, I'm not ripping off old people.
563
00:33:37,889 --> 00:33:39,599
I'm not ripping off anybody.
564
00:33:40,809 --> 00:33:43,395
Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer?
565
00:33:43,603 --> 00:33:44,646
[BOTH LAUGH]
566
00:33:44,854 --> 00:33:49,150
No wonder you wanna go back.
I mean, you got to be king of the desert.
567
00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:51,861
Driving around town
in a white Caddy making bank.
568
00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:55,115
I'm not making bank.
I'm making a living, more or less.
569
00:33:55,323 --> 00:33:56,366
A living?
570
00:33:56,574 --> 00:34:00,161
All due respect, you're a lawyer
and you're not making bank...
571
00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:03,498
- ...you're doing it wrong.
- I'm building something. Takes time.
572
00:34:03,707 --> 00:34:05,667
You're gonna build something,
build it here.
573
00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:10,755
- Lawyers in Chicago make plenty.
- I don't know what to tell you, Marco.
574
00:34:10,964 --> 00:34:13,341
- Chuck's in Albuquerque.
- Again, all due respect...
575
00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:15,343
...Chuck's a stuck-up douche bag.
576
00:34:15,552 --> 00:34:19,139
I hate to break it to you,
but he doesn't even like you.
577
00:34:21,516 --> 00:34:23,476
He's my brother.
578
00:34:26,479 --> 00:34:29,858
Okay. I get it.
579
00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:32,694
Family. You gotta go back.
580
00:34:32,902 --> 00:34:34,279
But....
581
00:34:41,703 --> 00:34:43,455
Remember this?
582
00:34:43,913 --> 00:34:47,584
The Rolex thing. Whatever happened
to the guy who used to sell us those?
583
00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:52,380
Jin Kang? He got deported.
This is the last one.
584
00:34:53,173 --> 00:34:54,340
I say we go for it.
585
00:34:54,841 --> 00:34:57,469
- No.
- Come on. Last time, we did what, 600?
586
00:34:57,677 --> 00:35:00,221
The hot streak we're on,
I bet we'd break a grand.
587
00:35:00,972 --> 00:35:04,100
- I could lend you some cash.
- I don't need the money, Jimmy.
588
00:35:04,309 --> 00:35:05,894
I need this.
589
00:35:06,436 --> 00:35:08,897
Come on. You say you're happy
doing wills or whatever.
590
00:35:09,105 --> 00:35:10,774
Good for you, man.
Seriously.
591
00:35:10,982 --> 00:35:15,069
But I gotta tell you,
standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man.
592
00:35:15,695 --> 00:35:17,989
I got nothing, Jimmy.
593
00:35:19,324 --> 00:35:20,950
Give me this.
594
00:35:22,952 --> 00:35:24,412
Give me this, man.
595
00:35:24,621 --> 00:35:27,040
- I can't do it.
- Come on. Give me this.
596
00:35:27,248 --> 00:35:28,708
- Marco.
- Give me this. Come on.
597
00:35:28,917 --> 00:35:30,460
- Listen to me.
- I'm listening.
598
00:35:30,668 --> 00:35:32,504
- Hey
- One last time. Come on.
599
00:35:32,712 --> 00:35:34,172
I'm not being hypnotised.
600
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:36,800
- Okay. Come on. One more time.
- I can't do it.
601
00:35:37,008 --> 00:35:39,761
- Just one more. One more.
- Hey, listen to me.
602
00:35:39,969 --> 00:35:41,304
I'm listening. Come on.
603
00:35:55,443 --> 00:35:57,320
[EXHALES]
604
00:36:08,748 --> 00:36:11,751
[MARCO HUMMING
"SMOKE ON THE WATER"]
605
00:36:30,687 --> 00:36:33,773
[COUGHING]
606
00:36:39,445 --> 00:36:42,031
[MEN HOWLING]
607
00:36:47,453 --> 00:36:49,247
JIMMY:
Yeah.
608
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,792
- It's gotta come from the gut.
KEVIN: Yeah.
609
00:36:53,001 --> 00:36:54,127
JIMMY:
Yeah.
610
00:36:54,335 --> 00:36:55,420
[JIMMY HOWLING]
611
00:36:55,628 --> 00:36:57,922
KEVIN:
Oh, that's crazy.
612
00:36:58,256 --> 00:36:59,757
JIMMY:
Just like a wolf. Go ahead.
613
00:36:59,966 --> 00:37:01,009
[HOWLING]
614
00:37:01,217 --> 00:37:02,343
No, deeper, deeper.
615
00:37:02,552 --> 00:37:06,973
Yeah, and you do that right
at the moment of, you know, pure joy.
616
00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:09,142
- Yeah.
- And it will escalate it
617
00:37:09,350 --> 00:37:10,768
[HOWLS]
618
00:37:10,977 --> 00:37:13,563
- ...ten times. There's something--
- Hey.
619
00:37:13,771 --> 00:37:16,024
- It's prehistoric.
- Hey. Hey. Look.
620
00:37:23,781 --> 00:37:25,158
[CHUCKLES]
621
00:37:25,366 --> 00:37:28,995
Fifty, two-hundred, four-hundred.
622
00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,497
- Whose is it?
- I don't know.
623
00:37:31,706 --> 00:37:35,710
There's gotta be 1000 bucks in here.
Somebody must have....
624
00:37:36,544 --> 00:37:38,004
Oh.
625
00:37:38,838 --> 00:37:41,049
Oh, damn.
626
00:37:51,643 --> 00:37:54,145
- Is he, uh...?
- I don't know.
627
00:38:24,092 --> 00:38:26,302
[♪♪♪]
628
00:38:26,511 --> 00:38:30,098
Hey, buddy, you with us?
629
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:36,604
Look, the guy's just had too many.
I say we move on.
630
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:38,690
You wanna split this?
631
00:38:38,898 --> 00:38:40,775
Marco, you okay?
632
00:38:40,984 --> 00:38:42,568
Marco?
633
00:38:43,319 --> 00:38:46,990
- What, do you know this guy?
- Hey, call 91 1.
634
00:38:47,198 --> 00:38:49,534
Call 91 1.
635
00:38:52,245 --> 00:38:53,705
Hey.
636
00:38:56,082 --> 00:38:58,084
[♪♪♪]
637
00:38:59,919 --> 00:39:03,089
I need an ambulance.
My friend's having a heart attack.
638
00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:06,467
We're in an alley southeast
of LaSalle and Shermer.
639
00:39:06,676 --> 00:39:10,096
No, I don't know.
He was like this when I found him.
640
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:14,142
Hey, hold. Marco?
Marco you with me? You with me?
641
00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:16,894
- I screwed up.
- No, you did good, buddy.
642
00:39:17,103 --> 00:39:19,147
Just hold on, all right?
They're on their way.
643
00:39:19,355 --> 00:39:20,648
They'll be here in a minute.
644
00:39:20,857 --> 00:39:24,360
- Jimmy, you know what?
- Save your breath. You're gonna be fine.
645
00:39:24,569 --> 00:39:28,114
This was the greatest week of my life.
646
00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:31,951
[LAUGHS]
647
00:39:34,162 --> 00:39:35,705
Hey.
648
00:39:36,622 --> 00:39:38,875
Hey, hey, hey. Hang in there. Hey.
649
00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:43,504
Hey, hey. Hey, wake up, man.
650
00:39:43,713 --> 00:39:46,591
Come on. Marco, buddy.
651
00:39:46,799 --> 00:39:48,634
[GRUNTING]
652
00:39:48,843 --> 00:39:50,511
Help!
653
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,390
Anybody.
654
00:39:57,435 --> 00:39:58,519
Marco.
655
00:40:01,481 --> 00:40:03,483
[♪♪♪]
656
00:40:09,072 --> 00:40:11,407
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Oh, hey, Bud.
657
00:40:11,616 --> 00:40:13,493
Can I bum one?
658
00:40:24,587 --> 00:40:25,838
Is that his?
659
00:40:26,422 --> 00:40:27,924
Yeah.
660
00:40:28,299 --> 00:40:31,469
- His mom gave it to me.
- I thought it looked familiar.
661
00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:33,805
I figured I'd wear it today.
662
00:40:34,013 --> 00:40:37,141
But I don't know.
I'm not a big ring guy, so....
663
00:40:39,352 --> 00:40:42,188
Still. Could be worth couple of bucks.
664
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,037
Better head back.
665
00:40:58,246 --> 00:41:00,331
See you inside.
666
00:41:14,345 --> 00:41:16,347
[PHONE RINGING]
667
00:41:23,354 --> 00:41:26,315
- Hey.
KIM: Is this Ferris Bueller?
668
00:41:26,524 --> 00:41:27,900
- Speaking.
- Heh.
669
00:41:28,109 --> 00:41:32,113
I don't want to interrupt your big day off.
Just checking in. What are you up to?
670
00:41:32,321 --> 00:41:36,367
- You know, burning down the place.
- I wouldn't expect any less.
671
00:41:36,576 --> 00:41:42,123
So whatever it was,
did you get it out of your system?
672
00:41:42,331 --> 00:41:44,959
- Yep, all gone.
- Good.
673
00:41:45,168 --> 00:41:46,669
I want to run something by you.
674
00:41:46,878 --> 00:41:49,839
The Sandpiper case,
it's getting too big for HHM.
675
00:41:50,047 --> 00:41:52,258
Howard's decided to partner
with another firm.
676
00:41:52,466 --> 00:41:54,302
Davis and Main, you heard of them?
677
00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:59,557
- Sure, up in Santa Fe.
- Right. Well, they've heard of you too.
678
00:41:59,765 --> 00:42:01,017
And they're interested.
679
00:42:01,225 --> 00:42:03,352
They want to make an offer
contingent on an interview.
680
00:42:03,561 --> 00:42:06,022
- They've got a partner-track position.
- Wait. What?
681
00:42:06,230 --> 00:42:08,524
Partner track?
What are you talking about?
682
00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:11,444
There's an office in Santa Fe
with your name on it.
683
00:42:11,652 --> 00:42:15,656
Or there could be.
And you'd be working on your case.
684
00:42:16,365 --> 00:42:17,867
[CHUCKLES]
685
00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:21,829
Well, I-- I don't even, uh....
686
00:42:23,915 --> 00:42:26,959
- Chuck wouldn't like it.
- Chuck has no say in this.
687
00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:28,628
You wouldn't be working for HHM.
688
00:42:28,836 --> 00:42:31,380
And Chuck can't tell
Davis and Main who to hire.
689
00:42:31,589 --> 00:42:35,885
Why me? Is this like a tax write-off or
a charity thing? What's the angle, huh?
690
00:42:36,093 --> 00:42:39,639
Jimmy, we've been talking
to your clients, the Sandpiper residents.
691
00:42:39,847 --> 00:42:42,099
And they ask about you
every chance they get.
692
00:42:42,308 --> 00:42:45,019
I don't know what it is,
but you have a way with them.
693
00:42:45,228 --> 00:42:47,813
Hey. Old people love me.
694
00:42:48,564 --> 00:42:51,984
So sounds good?
695
00:42:53,653 --> 00:42:54,904
[CHUCKLES]
696
00:42:55,112 --> 00:42:59,659
Kim, I can't imagine what you did
to make this happen. Thank you.
697
00:42:59,867 --> 00:43:02,203
I didn't do anything much.
698
00:43:02,411 --> 00:43:06,040
And believe it or not,
Howard's been pushing this too.
699
00:43:06,249 --> 00:43:07,708
Good old Howard.
700
00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:10,127
Listen, we're gonna be down
in Judge Murray's court...
701
00:43:10,336 --> 00:43:11,712
... on Thursday at 1 1.
702
00:43:11,921 --> 00:43:13,714
The Davis and Main people
will be there.
703
00:43:13,923 --> 00:43:16,050
It'd be the perfect chance
for you to meet them.
704
00:43:16,259 --> 00:43:19,595
Thursday at 1 1. All right.
I'll be there. Thanks, Kim. Really.
705
00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:21,347
I'll see you then.
706
00:43:32,817 --> 00:43:35,528
CHUCK: All the originals
need to be copied and filed.
707
00:43:35,736 --> 00:43:38,364
See, I've written right here
on the box, "copy and file."
708
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:42,076
- That's to make it as clear as possible.
- Got it, Mr. McGill. Anything else?
709
00:43:42,285 --> 00:43:45,288
Well, on the grocery front,
almost everything was right this time.
710
00:43:45,496 --> 00:43:47,248
- Great.
- Almost.
711
00:43:47,456 --> 00:43:51,919
It's a small thing, but to my taste, the
Granny Smith apples are a bit too tart.
712
00:43:52,128 --> 00:43:55,047
- Those are the green ones, right?
- Right. I prefer the red ones.
713
00:43:55,256 --> 00:43:58,551
But not Red Delicious.
Those are generally tasteless.
714
00:43:58,759 --> 00:44:03,180
Fujis should be in season.
It's not a major issue, but....
715
00:44:03,389 --> 00:44:05,308
Fuji apples. Okay.
716
00:44:05,516 --> 00:44:08,561
Oh, and I'd like to try soy milk.
So maybe a half gallon of that.
717
00:44:08,769 --> 00:44:10,271
You got it.
718
00:44:10,646 --> 00:44:15,359
Well, thank you, Ernesto.
I appreciate your attention to detail.
719
00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:19,613
Do you need to write
any of this down?
720
00:44:19,822 --> 00:44:21,449
Because it's okay if you do.
721
00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:24,702
You know, just to be sure.
722
00:44:25,369 --> 00:44:27,455
So Fuji apples.
723
00:44:46,057 --> 00:44:48,726
- Hey, Ernie.
- Hey, how you doing, man?
724
00:44:48,934 --> 00:44:52,313
Good. Good. So Howard's got you
looking after Chuck, huh?
725
00:44:52,521 --> 00:44:55,691
- Yeah. It's a few extra bucks, you know?
- How's he doing?
726
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:57,943
Seems okay, like usual.
727
00:44:58,819 --> 00:45:02,365
I'd say we could grab a beer, but they're
waiting on paperwork at the office.
728
00:45:02,573 --> 00:45:04,950
- You know how it is.
- Don't I though? Heh.
729
00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:06,744
See you, Jimmy.
730
00:45:06,952 --> 00:45:08,996
See you around, Ernie.
731
00:45:18,881 --> 00:45:20,508
[ENGINE STARTS]
732
00:45:23,803 --> 00:45:25,513
[CAR DEPARTING]
733
00:45:30,601 --> 00:45:32,603
[♪♪♪]
734
00:45:37,024 --> 00:45:38,734
[ENGINE STARTS]
735
00:45:42,113 --> 00:45:43,823
[CAR DEPARTING]
736
00:45:47,618 --> 00:45:50,162
You done business with him before?
737
00:45:50,371 --> 00:45:51,414
[♪♪♪]
738
00:45:51,622 --> 00:45:53,290
Right.
739
00:45:53,499 --> 00:45:56,794
Yeah. I'll be there.
740
00:45:58,796 --> 00:45:59,839
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
741
00:46:24,405 --> 00:46:27,950
Davis and Main and McGill. Heh.
742
00:46:29,034 --> 00:46:33,622
Great to meet you. Ahem.
Nice to meet you, gentlemen.
743
00:46:33,831 --> 00:46:35,291
It's good to meet you.
744
00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:37,042
Nice.
745
00:47:03,903 --> 00:47:05,279
MIKE:
Well, that was quick.
746
00:47:05,488 --> 00:47:08,115
- No charge.
- Help me out here.
747
00:47:08,324 --> 00:47:14,330
Did I dream it or did I have
$1,600,000 on my desk in cash?
748
00:47:14,538 --> 00:47:17,166
When I close my eyes, I can still see it.
749
00:47:17,374 --> 00:47:20,419
It's burned into my retinas
like I was staring into the sun.
750
00:47:20,628 --> 00:47:22,963
No one on God's green Earth
knew we had it.
751
00:47:23,172 --> 00:47:24,798
We could have split it 50-50.
752
00:47:25,007 --> 00:47:31,096
We could have gone home
with $800,000 each, tax free.
753
00:47:31,305 --> 00:47:33,224
Your point being?
754
00:47:33,432 --> 00:47:35,893
Why didn't we? What stopped us?
755
00:47:36,101 --> 00:47:39,855
I remember you saying something
about doing the right thing.
756
00:47:41,106 --> 00:47:43,526
I don't even know what that means.
757
00:47:43,734 --> 00:47:45,778
You want to know
why I didn't take that money?
758
00:47:45,986 --> 00:47:47,947
Is that what you're asking?
759
00:47:48,155 --> 00:47:49,740
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
760
00:47:49,949 --> 00:47:54,161
Me, personally,
I was hired to do a job. I did it.
761
00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:56,163
That's as far as it goes.
762
00:47:56,372 --> 00:48:00,376
Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me.
763
00:48:00,584 --> 00:48:02,044
And you know what?
764
00:48:02,253 --> 00:48:04,797
It's never stopping me again.
765
00:48:10,344 --> 00:48:12,346
[HUMMING
"SMOKE ON THE WATER"]
766
00:48:19,728 --> 00:48:21,730
[♪♪♪]
767
00:48:38,539 --> 00:48:40,541
[♪♪♪]