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[CLICKING]

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[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]

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[INAUDIBLE]

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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- Howard.
- Morning.

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- Delivery for McGill.
- What are you doing here?

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It's been a while.
I thought I should check on you.

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Did I hear music?

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Hm? No, no, I was just--
Let me get that for you. Yup.

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[HOWARD GRUNTS]

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- Good to see you, Howard.
- Oh, likewise.

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You are sorely missed, my friend.

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Don't take that as any undue pressure.

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Um.... I'm thinking of maybe coming in
for an hour or two next week.

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- Maybe kind of play it by ear.
- Well, if you feel comfortable.

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I mean, we certainly would love to have
you. We will take anything we can get.

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I'll figure out a day...

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...and get Ernesto
to give you a heads up.

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That sounds great.

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- How's Ernie working out?
- He's been fine, for the most part.

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- Excellent.
- Everything on track with Sandpiper?

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Moving along.

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Davis & Main
are really pulling their weight.

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Well, they better. It's a complex case.

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- Well, it's definitely not a two-man job.
- No.

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Anyone heard from Jimmy?

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I have, yes. I've talked to him.

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CHUCK:
How is he?

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HOWARD:
He's fine. Doing well.

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Speaking of which, I have some news.

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He's working at Davis & Main.

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Doing what?

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Working as an attorney.

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- Clifford Main hired Jimmy?
- Mm-hm.

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To be fair, he had his doubts,
but he's giving Jimmy a chance.

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He had his own people
doing client outreach...

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...but every time they'd talk to
a Sandpiper resident...

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...Jimmy's name would come up. Yeah.

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- Those old folks just--
- They love him.

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Yeah, they do.

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Plus, I guess,
Cliff thought it would be a good idea...

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...for the case to have that sort of...

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...you know, continuity.

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- Jimmy certainly has a way with people.
- He does.

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They're aware of his background
at Davis & Main? His education?

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In the spirit of full disclosure,
Cliff did talk to me beforehand.

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I didn't pull any punches.
I tried to paint a complete picture.

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But I didn't stand in the way.

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Of course not. Nor should you.

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Truth be told...

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...Kim Wexler pushed for this.

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Hard.

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But I didn't, you know, stand in the way.

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Partner track?

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I would, uh....

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Yeah, assume so.

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That's great.

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- Good for Jimmy.
- Ha, ha, ha.

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- Charlie Hustle, right?
- Yup.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Yup.

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Well, I'll get out of your hair.

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- Anything else to add to Ernie's list?
- No, all set. All good.

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- Thanks for coming by, Howard.
- Any time.

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- You truly are missed. No pressure.
- Mm.

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[CHUCKLES]

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[DOOR OPENS]

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[METRONOME CLICKING]

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MAN:
<i>Document review...</i>

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...will be coordinated through HHM.
To date, the following documents...

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...have been requested from Sandpiper
as part of our initial discovery petition.

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One, resident lease agreements...

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...past and present,
from all Sandpiper locations.

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Two, invoices
and transaction documents...

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...from all supply companies
used by Sandpiper.

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Three, list of all past and present
official Sandpiper vendors.

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Four, any and all business agreements
and contracts...

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...between Sandpiper and its distributors.

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Five, records of residents'
social security cheque receipts.

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Six, allowance transaction statements.

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Seven, resident invoices
nonrelated to....

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KIM:
I'm loving the new look.

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How's Santa Fe?

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It's, uh....

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[CHUCKLES]

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It's really....

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See? What'd I tell you?

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A nice place?

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The finest in temporary
corporate housing.

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I can't wait to see it.

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Maybe I should leave HHM
and get on that cushy D & M train.

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It is very cushy.

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It's amazing.

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Jimmy, I'm so happy for you.

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Thanks. You know,
things are really turning around.

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I'm even thinking of looking,
you know, for my own place to buy.

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- In Santa Fe?
- I'm not sure yet.

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Maybe someplace
closer to Albuquerque...

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...since I'm going
between the two so much.

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- Okay. So halfway points.
- Yeah, I was thinking--

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- Oh, wait, what about Corrales?
- Corrales, yeah.

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Get a nice little bungalow,
or maybe not so little.

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Big open floor plan.

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I don't want any walls
disrupting my chi, yeah.

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But I'm thinking I definitely want
some decent acreage.

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- Get in touch with nature.
- Horses.

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Come on, you could get horses.
Man, that would be so amazing.

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Too expensive. They-- All the oats, right?
It's oats that they're always eating.

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- It's worth it.
- And the horseshoes.

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You have to get them shoes
and nail them with a hammer.

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It's totally worth it.
Long ride through the country...

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...and then a glass of wine
on the back patio at sunset.

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Oh. We should get one of those smokers.
We could just barbecue for days.

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Yeah, we definitely gotta get a smoker.

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All right, well, I gotta go to the salon.

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They're delivering my new company car.

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- Ugh. Are you serious?
- What?

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[SCOFFS]

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"Jeez, where's my solid gold blimp?

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- No, not that one, the other one."
- Jealous.

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Totally.

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I forgot, I got you a present.
One sec.

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[CAR BEEPS]

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[CAR BEEPS]

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Oh. That's a beautiful wrapping job.
It's a shame to open it.

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It's a gift, be grateful.

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Just keeping it real.

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Come on,
second is still very, very good.

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All right.

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Thanks. See you tonight?

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Maybe, if you play your cards right.

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[CHATTERING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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Hello, beautiful.

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What do you think, ladies?

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[CHATTERING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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Yeah, I know, right?
It's got all leather interior...

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...heated seats
for those cold desert mornings.

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This must be what heaven looks like.

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[SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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Hey. Goodbye hug?

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No? All right.

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We'll forgo the tears and just say
"till we meet again."

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[SIGHS]

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Must be metric.

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[TYRES SQUEAL]

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[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

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Hey.

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What-- What are you doing here?

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I work here.

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Oh, small world.

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So is this the parking lot
for the police station?

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- It is.
- You don't know if they validate, do you?

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Why don't you pull around over there?

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And we'll have a little talk.

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Uh, Okay.

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Why are you here?

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I have business with the police.

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And what business might that be?

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Well, if you must know, I was robbed.

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Somebody broke into my house
and stole my property.

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Your drugs?

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Yeah, but obviously
I didn't tell the cops that.

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I'm not stupid.

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You've already spoken to them?

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Well, a couple of them
came by my house.

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But it's not the drugs that I care about.
I mean, I care.

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It's my baseball cards I need back.

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Your baseball cards?

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Yes. I have a very valuable
collection of baseball cards...

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...and someone stole them.

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised
I have to tell you this...

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...but it's probably a bad idea
that you willingly talked to the police...

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...being a criminal and all.

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I'm not here as a criminal.
I'm here as a crime victim.

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Just because I occasionally
sell some pharmaceuticals...

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...I no longer have a right
to protection from crime?

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And I was very careful
when I talked to them.

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I mean, they have no idea
about my other business.

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If you already made your report,
why are you here?

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Well, they called me.
They have a few more questions.

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They are very dedicated
to finding this thief.

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Since you're new to this,
let me explain it to you.

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They've invited you on a fishing trip.

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What's that, a fishing trip?

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Those cops have no interest
in helping you get your cards back.

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You're obviously under suspicion.

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There was nothing there
for them to see.

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I refer you
to our previous conversation...

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...and this blinking neon sign
of a vehicle that says drug dealer.

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They suspect you.
They will get you in there...

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...pretend to be your friend,
lull you into a false sense of security...

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...and then they will sweat you.

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And you will break.

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I don't....

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- I disagree.
- Not open for debate. You go home now.

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- But I have an appointment.
- Break it.

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And if they call you,
do not answer the phone.

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But what about my baseball cards?

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- Cost of doing business.
- No!

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No, no, no! I am getting those back.
I will take the risk.

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No, you won't.

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Because then you'll be
putting my well-being at risk.

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I have to.

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I-- I--

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Those cards...

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...some of them were my dad's.

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I am getting them back.

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I'm getting them back.

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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

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I'll find your cards.

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Is-- Is that something you do?

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Wow, that's-- That is so generous of you.

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Oh, it'll cost you.

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Oh.

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Okay, we should discuss...

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...some sort of financial arrangement,
in which I-- I--

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Uh....

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Okay, then. Jesus.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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[PHONE RINGING]

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[GUITAR PLAYING]

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WOMAN:
Davis & Main, this is Maida.

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[GUITAR CONTINUES PLAYING]

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- Come on in.
- I didn't mean to interrupt.

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Not at all,
I was just blowing off some steam.

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- You sound good.
- Thank you. Clears the head. You play?

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Oh, I tried to learn in high school...

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...but then I decided
there were easier ways to get girls.

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I hope you've got a way to decompress.
Everybody needs something.

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- How are you settling in?
- Great.

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It's-- It's quite a step up for me.

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Well, we're happy to have you.

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Just let us know if there's anything else
you need, Jimmy.

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- Thanks, Cliff, I'm happy to be here.
- Great.

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- Better get back to it.
- Yeah, me too, I suppose.

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Um....

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Actually, I might have found something...

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- ...in the initial disclosures.
- Oh, yeah?

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Schweikart and Cokely keep referring
to the optional allowance programme.

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I checked a number
of residents' contracts.

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Not a single one has opted out...

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...which makes me think it's more
of a mandatory financial arrangement.

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You think that's a failure to state a claim
that they filed in their answer?

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They keep saying it's optional,
thereby voluntary. We can counter that...

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...if opting in
is a requirement for residency...

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...which it sure seems to be, well,
their voluntary claims don't hold water.

248
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,155
Might be onto something here.

249
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,783
Nice work, Jimmy.

250
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,578
Thanks, Cliff.

251
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,958
[SPANISH-LANGUAGE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER RADIO]

252
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:40,717
[BELL RINGS]

253
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:44,012
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

254
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,556
Welcome. How can I help you?

255
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:50,352
I was hoping to get an estimate,
<i>mi</i> car.

256
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:54,022
- You do cars?
<i>- SÍ,</i> cars, <i>todo El tiempo.</i>

257
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,942
I was hoping
to get my seats reupholstered.

258
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,695
Um....

259
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:01,947
Take a look?

260
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,657
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

261
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:08,787
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

262
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,209
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

263
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,556
[BELL RINGS]

264
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:46,783
Yeah, I'm thinking something new.

265
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,287
Give the old girl a little love.

266
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:52,664
[IN SPANISH]
I'm happy for the work...

267
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:57,294
...but his money might be better spent
on a down payment for a new car.

268
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:59,880
He said you should save your money
and get a new car.

269
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:03,300
Yeah? Well, it has a sentimental value.

270
00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:06,470
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

271
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,766
- [IN ENGLISH] Classic car.
MIKE: Mm.

272
00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,311
[IN SPANISH]
What's he looking for?

273
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,271
What material do you want?

274
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:20,317
Well, I was thinking leather, definitely.

275
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,611
Maybe alligator.

276
00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:25,989
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

277
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,784
[IN ENGLISH]
Oh, señor, too much money.

278
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:32,287
But like I said,
it has a sentimental value.

279
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,416
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

280
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:42,005
[IN SPANISH]
I think an exotic leather would clash.

281
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:46,009
Maybe something a little more
consistent with the style of the car.

282
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:47,469
Convince him.

283
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:51,181
He says alligator's
gonna look all wrong.

284
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,558
[IN ENGLISH]
Cheaper might be better.

285
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:57,062
Well, show me what you'd pick.

286
00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:58,688
Uh....

287
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,234
[BELL RINGING]

288
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,194
I'm sorry, señor.

289
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:06,905
My son, he will help you.

290
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,448
Okay?

291
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,909
[IN SPANISH]
Help him pick.

292
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,787
And don't try to upsell him, okay?

293
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:15,038
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

294
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,456
MIKE:
Yeah, <i>mucho gusto.</i>

295
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,336
[BELL RINGING]

296
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,514
[SNIFFS]

297
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:37,644
How'd you find me?

298
00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:48,363
- Why are you here?
- Baseball cards.

299
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,325
The way I figure,
you saw that midlife crisis of a vehicle...

300
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,661
...and wisely decided
to cut ties with the man.

301
00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,788
And I don't blame you, I did too.

302
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,623
And then you ripped him off.

303
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,085
I'm sure those baseball cards
looked like an easy way...

304
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:06,214
...to make a few extra bucks off that idiot,
teach him a lesson too.

305
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:10,051
But you underestimated just
how big an idiot you were dealing with.

306
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:14,181
- No, I'm pretty aware.
- Well, then, you underestimated...

307
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,308
...how attached the man was
to those cards.

308
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:20,687
So attached, he called the police
and reported them stolen.

309
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,647
Now they're nosing around.

310
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,110
That sounds like a you problem.

311
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,029
It's very much an us problem.

312
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,489
Yeah, I guess I'll just have
to take my chances...

313
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,408
...but good luck to you.

314
00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:37,412
You know, I was hoping you'd see
our dilemma and do the right thing.

315
00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:41,917
But I think what we have here now
is a carrot-and-stick situation.

316
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,252
Oh, yeah?

317
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:48,006
This the stick? Hmm?

318
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,426
You coming here
threatening my family?

319
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,886
Huh?

320
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,972
Because you're gonna need
a bigger stick, old man.

321
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:04,022
I'm not here to threaten your family.

322
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:08,777
And the name of the stick
is Tuco Salamanca.

323
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:13,490
Now, you don't play ball, so to speak...

324
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:17,535
...and Tuco finds out
about your little side business.

325
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,830
That a big enough stick?

326
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:26,670
However, I'd prefer the carrot.

327
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:29,214
I think you will too.

328
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,217
And what would that be?

329
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:38,348
You give me back the baseball cards,
10,000 in cash...

330
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:41,476
...and you net roughly...

331
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,980
...roughly 60,000.

332
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,191
[CHUCKLES]

333
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:51,403
And how exactly does that work?

334
00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:58,159
[WATCH TICKING]

335
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:09,963
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

336
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,149
[DOOR OPENS]

337
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:34,654
[DOOR CLOSES]

338
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,202
CHUCK:
Ernesto?

339
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,918
ERNESTO:
Hey.

340
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:52,630
Going somewhere?

341
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,924
Yes, we are.

342
00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:59,804
DANIEL:
She's a little tricky around the corners.

343
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,767
So-- And you gotta go
with the premium gas.

344
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:08,021
I know it seems like a scam,
but it makes a huge difference.

345
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:10,899
And I would get her washed
at least once a week...

346
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:12,609
...and spring for the hand wax.

347
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:17,113
You're gonna want that
extra layer of protection for the clearcoat.

348
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,993
She deserves the best.

349
00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,830
I'll make sure the boys at the chop shop
are real gentle with her.

350
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,920
Wait, why?

351
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,506
No.

352
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,842
You think I'd be caught dead
driving that thing?

353
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,720
It looks like a school bus
for 6-year-old pimps.

354
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:43,306
All right, shall we move this along?

355
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,965
Aaron.

356
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:19,968
Okay, there's Jeter.

357
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:23,930
All right, okay.

358
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:33,273
Mantle. Mantle. There's Mantle.

359
00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:37,485
- We good?
- Yeah, that looks like everyone.

360
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:40,530
Yeah, they're here.
Looks like everyone's here.

361
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,289
MIKE:
And now the other item.

362
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:09,934
Now our business is concluded.

363
00:30:57,023 --> 00:31:00,693
You know, I can't help thinking
an apology was in order.

364
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,570
[RINGTONE PLAYS
"TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME"]

365
00:31:02,737 --> 00:31:05,698
It's-- It's the police again.

366
00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:11,704
Sandpiper hasn't responded
to our discovery requests.

367
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,289
They buried us in paperwork...

368
00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:16,125
...but nothing relevant
to the particulars in this case.

369
00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:17,961
No real surprise there.

370
00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,880
We may have to subpoena
their bank records. Thank you, Erin.

371
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,925
Jimmy. How are we doing
with client outreach?

372
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:25,927
While we're waiting
on those subpoenas...

373
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:29,556
...we should try wrangling some
of this stuff from the clients themselves.

374
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:32,559
I mean, most of these folks
have hard copies of everything...

375
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:35,270
...going back to
the Eisenhower administration.

376
00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:41,067
Of course, given some of their
inconsistent organisational practices...

377
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,652
...it's gonna be slow going.

378
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:44,237
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

379
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,155
I'm so sorry to interrupt.

380
00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:47,574
Oh, this one lady, um....

381
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:51,661
She's sweet, but deaf as a doornail.

382
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:54,372
She keeps all of her paperwork in--

383
00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:56,833
- She keeps it--
- I'm sorry, excuse me, Jimmy.

384
00:31:57,041 --> 00:32:00,670
I'm gonna need everybody's phone,
key fobs and electronics.

385
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,205
Chuck. Welcome.

386
00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:38,207
Please, have a seat.

387
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,627
Don't mind me.

388
00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:42,503
Hey, everybody.

389
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,882
[CHUCK CLEARS THROAT]

390
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:52,555
I'm sorry for the interruption.
Just pretend I'm not here.

391
00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:54,390
Happy to have you.

392
00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:57,352
Jimmy, where were we?

393
00:32:57,518 --> 00:32:59,937
Uh.... Yeah.

394
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:02,523
So I was saying....

395
00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:05,777
Um....

396
00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:12,784
Getting documents
from some of the clients....

397
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:19,624
We definitely have some pack rats,
God bless them.

398
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:23,461
I was visiting Mrs. Gusdorff
at the Sandpiper Santa Fe...

399
00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:26,214
...and I spent the whole afternoon...

400
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:29,384
...sorting through
just a haystack of recipes...

401
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,386
...and half-off coupons for Big Lots.

402
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:35,348
But now we've got copies
of this woman's monthly statements...

403
00:33:35,515 --> 00:33:38,810
...going back to March, 1997, so....

404
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,812
It might be a little labour-intensive...

405
00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:45,066
...but our clients will always be
our best resource.

406
00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:47,151
Plus, they have ribbon candy.

407
00:33:47,318 --> 00:33:48,778
[WOMEN CHUCKLE]

408
00:33:58,162 --> 00:33:59,747
CHUCK:
Jimmy.

409
00:34:00,331 --> 00:34:02,083
Hello?

410
00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:10,717
What are you doing here?

411
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,678
My name is on the building.

412
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:18,891
So great to have you here.
If you need anything, I'll be in my office.

413
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,314
[SIGHS]

414
00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,608
Why are you here?

415
00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:31,529
To bear witness.

416
00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:36,659
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

417
00:34:43,374 --> 00:34:44,751
JIMMY:
James McGill.

418
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,836
It's Ehrmantraut.

419
00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:49,046
Are you still morally flexible?

420
00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:52,842
If so, I might have a job for you.

421
00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:57,096
Where and when?

422
00:35:04,687 --> 00:35:06,439
OFFICER 1:
Take a seat.

423
00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:12,111
Mr. Wormald,
thank you for coming in and talking to us.

424
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,321
Yeah, of course.

425
00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:16,574
We've been looking at the reports
the officers took at the scene...

426
00:35:16,741 --> 00:35:19,577
...and we have a few
small follow-up questions.

427
00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:21,829
Sorry to waste your time.
Just standard stuff.

428
00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:23,831
There's really no need
for a lawyer here.

429
00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:26,501
I'm here in more of
an advisory capacity.

430
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,712
Dan just wanted a friendly face
next to him.

431
00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:32,256
OFFICER 2:
Well, we're all friendly here.

432
00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:35,218
Look at us. Four friends.

433
00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:39,931
We just wanna get the facts straight so
we can help you get your property for you.

434
00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:45,019
Yeah, you know, it's fine.
Yeah, there's no need to....

435
00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:47,021
OFFICER 2:
No, it's just standard procedure.

436
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:50,942
You know, officers don't always get
all the information we need in their report.

437
00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:53,820
We just wanna find the guys
who took your baseball cards.

438
00:35:54,028 --> 00:35:56,322
Yeah, that's, uh....

439
00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:59,742
You know, my uncle had
a Ty Cobb tobacco card.

440
00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:02,203
Kept that thing
behind 6 inches of glass.

441
00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:05,873
- Like it was the <i>Mona Lisa</i> or something.
- Wow, Ty Cobb?

442
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,793
Tell him to keep the lights low.
Even artificial lighting...

443
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,380
...has a certain amount
of ultraviolet radiation...

444
00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:16,050
...that can, you know,
over the long term--

445
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,761
Yeah, can you just remind us...

446
00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:22,014
...exactly where you kept your cards
in the house?

447
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:26,769
Yeah, well, as I was trying to say,
it's no longer an issue.

448
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:29,146
I found them.

449
00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:32,692
- So you found the cards?
- Yup.

450
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:37,738
I just wanted to come down and tell you,
you know, in person.

451
00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:39,574
You found them?

452
00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:41,242
Where? Around the house?

453
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,787
No. I hired a private investigator...

454
00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:48,165
...and he tracked them down.
So, yeah.

455
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:51,711
Really? So where were they?

456
00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:53,921
You know, it's fine. It is.

457
00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:57,508
I really--
I ought to get out of your hair.

458
00:36:57,675 --> 00:37:02,513
- You've wasted enough time on me.
- No, no. It's-- It's okay. It's our job.

459
00:37:02,805 --> 00:37:06,601
We just wanna get the facts right
so we can help close this case for you.

460
00:37:06,809 --> 00:37:08,561
It's done.

461
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,272
Case closed.

462
00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:15,276
I just-- I know how much, you know,
you guys have on your hands.

463
00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:17,987
Like murderers, and robbers...

464
00:37:18,154 --> 00:37:22,325
- ...and gangs and stuff. I--
- Danny, why don't you get some air?

465
00:37:22,533 --> 00:37:26,162
You can have some coffee.
I'll finish up with the detectives here.

466
00:37:34,003 --> 00:37:37,256
Okay, let's get down
to brass tacks here, guys.

467
00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:40,217
I'm guessing your
two fine uniformed officers...

468
00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:43,471
...found Mr. Wormald's little hidey-hole,
and that's why you two...

469
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,182
...are so interested
in "helping" my friend here.

470
00:37:46,349 --> 00:37:47,725
I get it.

471
00:37:47,975 --> 00:37:51,228
A hiding place in the baseboard,
it's gonna make anyone suspicious.

472
00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:55,483
But let me assure you,
there's nothing illegal going on here.

473
00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:56,943
Then why is he so nervous?

474
00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:59,779
Because I must say,
the flop sweat is kind of suspect.

475
00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:02,448
We all have our secrets, don't we?

476
00:38:03,032 --> 00:38:05,409
And who among us is without sin?

477
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:08,829
But those sins
aren't all of the criminal variety...

478
00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:11,749
...and neither are Mr. Wormald's, okay?

479
00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:14,085
They are, however, very private.

480
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:17,964
- Private like drug dealer maybe?
- No, no.

481
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,508
He's being evasive
because it's a sensitive subject.

482
00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:24,553
It's very delicate
and of no concern to law enforcement.

483
00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:27,682
You know, as much as we'd love
to take your word for it...

484
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,642
...we'll need a little more than that.

485
00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:33,980
All right, well, this all comes down
to a personal dispute.

486
00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:39,694
That's all. It's between
Mr. Wormald and...

487
00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:43,322
...his art patron.

488
00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:45,366
Art patron?

489
00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:51,330
Yeah, my client has an arrangement
with a wealthy gentleman...

490
00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:57,044
...for whom, ahem,
Mr. Wormald provides art...

491
00:38:57,294 --> 00:39:01,048
...in exchange
for this gentleman's generous....

492
00:39:01,799 --> 00:39:04,218
We'll call it patronage.

493
00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:07,430
Art. Like what, paintings?

494
00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:10,433
It's more like digital media.

495
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:12,518
OFFICER 2:
Digital media?

496
00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:16,188
- He made videos for the man.
- What kind of videos?

497
00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:19,316
Private videos of an artistic nature.

498
00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:23,195
That's what was in the hiding place,
that's what it's for.

499
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:30,453
So this art patron stole the videos
and the baseball cards?

500
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:34,623
Well, there was a misunderstanding.
I mean, call it creative differences.

501
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:37,585
Artists are volatile creatures.

502
00:39:39,295 --> 00:39:43,841
Guys, this all comes down
to just a lovers' spat. Okay?

503
00:39:44,008 --> 00:39:48,054
Two consenting adults had a falling out,
that happens...

504
00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:51,182
...and the patron stole the videos.

505
00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:54,018
And the baseball cards,
to make a point, I guess.

506
00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:58,647
But the headline here is
it's all settled, hearts have mended...

507
00:39:58,814 --> 00:40:02,735
...and Mr. Wormald
will not be pressing charges.

508
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:05,404
What was on these videos?

509
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:09,617
- They were private.
- You said that.

510
00:40:11,035 --> 00:40:14,497
They were videos intended...

511
00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:17,875
...to titillate the senses.

512
00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:22,338
- Okay, so porn.
- Not-- No. Not as such.

513
00:40:22,505 --> 00:40:27,343
Technically, they would be categorised
as fetish videos, but nothing illegal.

514
00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:30,137
Just a man,
a fully clothed man, I might add...

515
00:40:30,304 --> 00:40:32,389
...just all by himself.

516
00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:37,269
Just-- Just Mr. Wormald, fully clothed.

517
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:40,314
- Yeah, so.
- Yeah.

518
00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:45,986
All right.
So fully clothed, Mr. Wormald...

519
00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:48,447
...by himself.

520
00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:50,825
- Doing what?
- Yeah, come on, man, what?

521
00:40:53,369 --> 00:40:55,412
Squat cobbler.

522
00:40:57,706 --> 00:40:59,625
What's a squat cobbler?

523
00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:02,128
Squat cobbler.
You know what squat cobbler is.

524
00:41:02,336 --> 00:41:06,215
- No, I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
- No, me neither, what is it?

525
00:41:06,549 --> 00:41:08,384
What? You two guys are cops?

526
00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:11,595
Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

527
00:41:12,263 --> 00:41:14,515
Full Moon Moon Pie.

528
00:41:14,682 --> 00:41:16,684
Boston Cream Splat.

529
00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:18,394
[CHUCKLES]

530
00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:19,603
Seriously?

531
00:41:19,812 --> 00:41:22,523
Simple Simon, the Ass Man.

532
00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:23,732
Dutch Apple Ass.

533
00:41:23,941 --> 00:41:26,819
Guys, am I not speaking English here?

534
00:41:26,986 --> 00:41:30,614
- What the hell is a squat cobbler?
- It's when a man sits in pie.

535
00:41:30,781 --> 00:41:35,119
He sits in a pie and he--

536
00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:36,954
He wiggles around.

537
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,374
Maybe it's like Hellmann's mayonnaise.

538
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:43,210
It has a different name
west of the Rockies, I don't know.

539
00:41:43,419 --> 00:41:46,046
But technically
he does a crybaby squat...

540
00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:49,341
...so there's tears,
which makes it more specialised.

541
00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:53,304
Not all pie-sitters cry,
but I'm gonna tell you something.

542
00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:57,516
This guy, he's a regular Julianne Moore
once he gets the waterworks cranked up.

543
00:41:57,725 --> 00:41:59,435
Pies?

544
00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:02,688
- What, like apple?
- I'm not the filmmaker here, all right?

545
00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:06,775
Banana cream, I-- Peach.

546
00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:10,321
Oh, and there is a costume involved.

547
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,615
[SNORTS]

548
00:42:13,449 --> 00:42:15,326
You got to be shitting us.

549
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:18,120
Yeah, like I would make this up.

550
00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:23,709
Hey, the world is a rich tapestry,
my friends.

551
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:25,878
But trust me on this...

552
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,881
...you don't wanna see it.

553
00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:38,849
So, uh, we're good, right?

554
00:42:39,016 --> 00:42:41,185
Yeah, great.

555
00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:44,939
There is, however,
one little, tiny hanging chad.

556
00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:49,485
- What chad?
- You're gonna have to make a video.

557
00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:13,676
[KIM CHUCKLES]

558
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:17,596
KIM: Wait, wait.
So he eats the pies or just sits in them?

559
00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:21,725
- Both. Whatever you want.
- Which comes first?

560
00:43:21,892 --> 00:43:24,270
Oh. It's dealer's choice.

561
00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:27,523
- That's where the crying comes in, right?
- That's a safe bet.

562
00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:29,024
[KIM LAUGHS]

563
00:43:29,483 --> 00:43:31,277
How the hell
did you come up with that?

564
00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:34,905
If you give me a million years,
I still would not have come up with that.

565
00:43:35,114 --> 00:43:37,449
The muse. She speaks through me.

566
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:39,660
I am but a humble vessel.

567
00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:41,578
- And they bought it?
- Yeah.

568
00:43:41,745 --> 00:43:44,456
Wow, I've heard some far-out scenarios
used to sow doubt...

569
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:48,168
- ...but this definitely takes the cake.
- Kim. Kim. Kim.

570
00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:49,545
- Takes the pie.
- Yeah.

571
00:43:49,712 --> 00:43:52,589
Sorry, I should just
jump off the roof right now.

572
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:55,217
Yeah, you should feel bad about yourself.

573
00:43:55,384 --> 00:43:57,845
Jesus, can you tell a story.

574
00:43:58,262 --> 00:43:59,555
Well, to be fair...

575
00:43:59,722 --> 00:44:02,683
...I think it was the video that clinched it.

576
00:44:02,850 --> 00:44:04,601
What video?

577
00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:07,563
Wait. Wait, you actually made a video?

578
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:10,316
I gotta say, in the end,
old Dan really committed.

579
00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,901
I believed the tears.

580
00:44:13,736 --> 00:44:17,740
Oh. This is a leftover prop, it was extra.

581
00:44:17,948 --> 00:44:21,577
I wasn't sure how many takes
we would need so I overbought.

582
00:44:21,744 --> 00:44:25,289
But I promise you,
untouched by human buttocks.

583
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:31,211
- You fabricated evidence?
- I made a video. Not exactly evidence.

584
00:44:31,378 --> 00:44:32,963
You used it to exonerate a client.

585
00:44:33,130 --> 00:44:37,176
You used falsified evidence
to exonerate a client.

586
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:41,096
- I think you're splitting hairs.
- I'm not splitting hairs.

587
00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:44,600
What if Davis & Main
find out you faked evidence?

588
00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:46,393
It wasn't a Davis & Main client.

589
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,104
It was some nothing
little pro Bono thing.

590
00:44:49,313 --> 00:44:52,358
- It was off the clock, totally my own thing.
- Why?

591
00:44:54,777 --> 00:44:57,196
Why would you risk
the best job you've ever had...

592
00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,239
...for some pro Bono case?

593
00:44:59,448 --> 00:45:01,033
I was doing a favour for a friend.

594
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,453
Risking disbarment? That's--
That's some friend.

595
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,705
It's fine, it worked out.

596
00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:10,292
- Davis & Main are none the wiser.
- Jimmy, you're playing with fire here.

597
00:45:11,085 --> 00:45:12,544
I didn't see you complaining...

598
00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:16,256
...when Ken the douchebag
paid our bar bill the other night.

599
00:45:16,465 --> 00:45:18,884
That was a little bit
of rule-breaking right there...

600
00:45:19,051 --> 00:45:22,304
...and if I remember correctly,
you liked it, a lot.

601
00:45:22,471 --> 00:45:26,683
- That is so not the same thing.
- How? What's the difference?

602
00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:31,355
That had nothing to do with work,
and we were just screwing around.

603
00:45:31,522 --> 00:45:35,067
This, fabricating evidence--

604
00:45:35,234 --> 00:45:38,987
Jimmy, this could really hurt you
if they find out, if you get caught.

605
00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:41,073
- They're never gonna find out.
- Seriously?

606
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,283
You sound like
every dumb criminal out there.

607
00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:46,620
If you keep this up, they will find out.

608
00:45:47,579 --> 00:45:49,415
For what, Jimmy?

609
00:45:52,501 --> 00:45:54,586
What is the point?

610
00:45:59,216 --> 00:46:00,592
[CLEARS THROAT]

611
00:46:10,686 --> 00:46:13,313
I cannot hear about this sort of thing...

612
00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:16,692
...ever again, okay?

613
00:46:20,988 --> 00:46:23,157
I mean it, Jimmy.

614
00:46:25,576 --> 00:46:27,244
You won't.

615
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:44,636
[♪♪♪]